Latest / Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast / Episode 1697 - Country Legend Wheeler Walker Jr.
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- 0:43[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, welcome to Drinkin' Bro's Kids today.
- 0:49[SPEAKER_01]: We have a country legend.
- 0:53[SPEAKER_01]: Wheeler Walker Jr. on the show.
- 0:57[SPEAKER_01]: Wheeler, how are you, sir?
- 0:59[SPEAKER_01]: I'm good, mother fucker, I'm happy to be here.
- 1:01[SPEAKER_01]: Man, I am unbelievably amped that you were here.
- 1:07[SPEAKER_01]: You know, we tried to get you years ago.
- 1:09[SPEAKER_01]: We had a run-in when you were on Rogan for a little bit and your career was exploding and we had kind of crossed paths and we didn't get to sit down and do it.
- 1:19[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm glad that it didn't happen until now.
- 1:22[SPEAKER_01]: The reason being is this is your farewell tour that is coming up is what I'm being told.
- 1:29[SPEAKER_01]: That is correct.
- 1:31[SPEAKER_01]: What made you decided to retire after all these years?
- 1:34[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you've had hit after hit after hits and usually people are just addicted to the lifestyle.
- 1:41[SPEAKER_01]: My father was a country DJ for 20 years in Nashville.
- 1:46[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, channel.
- 1:49[SPEAKER_01]: KZ106 in the 80s and the 90s and he used to date 10 in Tucker in the 80s.
- 1:55[SPEAKER_02]: Holy shit, that's crazy.
- 1:56[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so there was a lot of sniffles coming out of the bathroom in the summer time that it'd understand until I was older.
- 2:04[SPEAKER_01]: And then I was like, oh, now I understand what was going on.
- 2:08[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, I got introduced to you early on with your hit single Eaton Pussy and kick in ass.
- 2:16[SPEAKER_01]: It's last pussy.
- 2:18[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, do so, yeah.
- 2:20[SPEAKER_01]: And it kind of gotten passed around to all of us, and then it felt like your career just exploded overnight.
- 2:28[SPEAKER_01]: What was the first big one for you that you were like, holy shit, my life is changing?
- 2:34[SPEAKER_02]: Well, the first big one for me was a song called, by the way, I appreciate being on a podcast where I can actually speak freely, so it's kind of cool.
- 2:42[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, my first song, my first song,
- 2:50[SPEAKER_02]: And I was
- 2:52[SPEAKER_02]: Like, no one will play this.
- 2:55[SPEAKER_02]: This is fun to just put it out and see what happens.
- 2:57[SPEAKER_02]: And it just exploded.
- 2:58[SPEAKER_02]: And I couldn't get in calls.
- 3:00[SPEAKER_02]: It was all, it was back in the days of iTunes stuff.
- 3:03[SPEAKER_02]: And it was like, hit the iTunes charts and hit the Billboard charts.
- 3:07[SPEAKER_02]: And I got it, you can't see it.
- 3:08[SPEAKER_02]: I got a goal record for it right here.
- 3:09[SPEAKER_02]: I have a goal record that says, fuck you bitch on it.
- 3:12[SPEAKER_02]: And when you get a goal record for fuck you bitch, you know things are getting a little weird.
- 3:17[SPEAKER_02]: And it was kind of cool.
- 3:18[SPEAKER_02]: And they answered your question, I think.
- 3:21[SPEAKER_02]: is my sixth and final album.
- 3:23[SPEAKER_02]: I kind of said everything I want to say and I feel like if somebody else is turned to go play with an AI slot, then all that bullshit, I've done what I came out, I had something to say, I said it, it's time to go home.
- 3:33[SPEAKER_01]: It really is.
- 3:34[SPEAKER_01]: And I mean, you know, I'm looking at all your hits here.
- 3:36[SPEAKER_01]: Obviously, you've got fuck you bitch.
- 3:38[SPEAKER_01]: You've got fuck this job.
- 3:40[SPEAKER_01]: You've got born to fuck.
- 3:43[SPEAKER_01]: Eat and pussy kicking ass.
- 3:45[SPEAKER_01]: And people try to wonder why Nashville don't like me.
- 3:48[SPEAKER_01]: And I have never understood it all these years.
- 3:51[SPEAKER_01]: And we'll get into it.
- 3:52[SPEAKER_01]: But again, I'll just list off your hits.
- 3:54[SPEAKER_01]: Fucked by a country boy.
- 3:57[SPEAKER_01]: Redneck shit.
- 3:59[SPEAKER_01]: Sit on my face.
- 4:01[SPEAKER_01]: Why aren't you sucking my dick?
- 4:04[SPEAKER_01]: Plus and boots, which is great, fuck this bar, beer, weed, and kooches, better off beaten off, which is another one of my faves, money, and bitches, all the pussy you will slay.
- 4:20[SPEAKER_01]: God told me to fuck you, which is actually our producer's favorite song, Koop.
- 4:24[SPEAKER_01]: That's how he was introduced to your music.
- 4:27[SPEAKER_00]: I've been a fan of that one for a couple years now.
- 4:29[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, thanks.
- 4:31[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you, Koop.
- 4:32[SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely.
- 4:32[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I love your music, man.
- 4:34[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he's a gigantic fan of you.
- 4:35[SPEAKER_01]: He plays guitar himself, by the way.
- 4:37[SPEAKER_01]: He was in a band for many years.
- 4:39[SPEAKER_02]: I wish you come on tour with maybe, but you got to me too late.
- 4:43[SPEAKER_00]: I know, yeah, I do that in a second.
- 4:44[SPEAKER_00]: If you decide to do another tour, hit me up.
- 4:46[SPEAKER_00]: What was the name of that?
- 4:47[SPEAKER_00]: I definitely will.
- 4:48[SPEAKER_00]: I played in a band called Suburban Crisis for about...
- 4:51[SPEAKER_01]: Suburban Crisis, these guys are so eight years or so.
- 4:54[SPEAKER_01]: But I always wonder what a legend like you is thinking about once they decide to call it quits.
- 5:00[SPEAKER_01]: And is this a thing where you're eventually going to come back, like Michael Jordan or something like that, or you fucking fully done after this?
- 5:09[SPEAKER_02]: First of all, not the first Jordan comparison I've had, but second of all, I appreciate it, but this is it.
- 5:16[SPEAKER_02]: I'm done.
- 5:16[SPEAKER_02]: I, here's the way I look.
- 5:18[SPEAKER_02]: I'm such a music fan, and here's the way I look at it.
- 5:21[SPEAKER_02]: I've seen obsession as the word I used.
- 5:25[SPEAKER_02]: I like looking on the stage and I want to see a guy who's absolutely fucking obsessed with what he's doing and it's not taking, I've seen concerts where the artist is spawning it in and I don't want to ever be that guy.
- 5:37[SPEAKER_02]: So to not be that guy, you got to get out while they're getting good.
- 5:40[SPEAKER_02]: This tour is going to be fucking rocking, but the next one I can't promise you.
- 5:44[SPEAKER_02]: So I'm not putting on half that shit and I'm putting on half that albums and I'm putting on half that tours.
- 5:49[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to end it while I'm on top to keep my legend where it is and I know where my legend is and I ain't going to take I've been not been very lucky I've been blessed.
- 5:57[SPEAKER_02]: I ain't going to push it, you know.
- 5:59[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and I appreciate that because it's slick.
- 6:01[SPEAKER_01]: We're going through this affordability crisis right now.
- 6:04[SPEAKER_01]: And if people are going to go out and get babysitters for the nights and all that other stuff, they want to see an artist give it everything he's got and leave it all on the fucking stage.
- 6:13[SPEAKER_01]: I know me as a person, I can remember seeing a band that I paid a lot of money for on a date and they sucked.
- 6:20[SPEAKER_01]: It was Oasis.
- 6:21[SPEAKER_01]: It was in 2007 or 8, I was at the Hollywood Bowl, and they were contracted for an hour, and they played for 59 minutes, smashed a Heineken bottle on the stage and walked right the fuck off and got their paycheck, and I'm not kidding, by the way.
- 6:36[SPEAKER_01]: I believe that.
- 6:37[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it is exactly what I said with you talk about affordability.
- 6:42[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to, like I said, this tour is going to fucking be awesome.
- 6:46[SPEAKER_02]: I can't promise you the next one, because I don't know that my heart,
- 6:51[SPEAKER_02]: We'll be in it for the next one and there's no way to know, but I this other one will be no comeback.
- 6:56[SPEAKER_02]: This is my final tour.
- 6:58[SPEAKER_02]: The Austin show I'll get you guys into will be my final time in Austin.
- 7:01[SPEAKER_02]: This is not a bit or a way to get attention.
- 7:04[SPEAKER_02]: The final tour my final love.
- 7:06[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to go out on top.
- 7:07[SPEAKER_02]: And I don't want people to see me.
- 7:10[SPEAKER_02]: any more gray and old than I am.
- 7:12[SPEAKER_02]: I want people to want the legend to end here because I've done more than any other fucker in this fucking in the nationals fucking done.
- 7:19[SPEAKER_02]: So let's fucking call today.
- 7:20[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and I appreciate that about shoes because you're speaking to the gray here.
- 7:25[SPEAKER_01]: Garth Brooks.
- 7:26[SPEAKER_01]: has been dying all of his shit for years.
- 7:28[SPEAKER_01]: He said he was gonna retire.
- 7:29[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not sure if you heard this, but he's coming back and he's doing live performances and they're gonna tape the first four in Indianapolis and then it's gonna be an HBO special.
- 7:39[SPEAKER_01]: After he said he was already retired.
- 7:41[SPEAKER_01]: Now he's gonna come out of retirement and do it to my knowledge though.
- 7:45[SPEAKER_01]: He doesn't have an album coming out like you do.
- 7:47[SPEAKER_01]: You've got pulling out that's your new album coming out September 25th.
- 7:51[SPEAKER_01]: Garth Brooks doesn't have any fucking albums coming out.
- 7:55[SPEAKER_01]: And he's also not on the stream, I don't think.
- 7:57[SPEAKER_01]: No, he's not on streaming.
- 7:59[SPEAKER_01]: He seems like a greedy fucking pig.
- 8:02[SPEAKER_01]: I've, you know, that was a fan as a kid.
- 8:05[SPEAKER_01]: And then as he got older, things kind of turn for me.
- 8:08[SPEAKER_02]: And I don't think I feel like, doesn't it feel like what you're talking about?
- 8:11[SPEAKER_02]: You're talking about the affordability crisis.
- 8:12[SPEAKER_02]: Doesn't it feel like,
- 8:14[SPEAKER_02]: It does it feel like he cares more about money or music because I know my answer.
- 8:18[SPEAKER_01]: What do you think it is?
- 8:19[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's fame.
- 8:20[SPEAKER_01]: My honest answer is I think it's fame.
- 8:22[SPEAKER_01]: I think that's a guy who misses the spotlight.
- 8:25[SPEAKER_01]: And if you've seen his documentary, he cries every two minutes around a fire poster.
- 8:29[SPEAKER_01]: That documentary was a fucking joke, man.
- 8:32[SPEAKER_02]: I fucking hated that, then crazy, isn't it?
- 8:35[SPEAKER_02]: It was like, what's it eager on a fucking dude like that?
- 8:37[SPEAKER_02]: You got it all.
- 8:38[SPEAKER_02]: You know what I call it?
- 8:39[SPEAKER_02]: It's a gluttony.
- 8:40[SPEAKER_02]: You know, you got everything.
- 8:42[SPEAKER_02]: You want double it triple it.
- 8:44[SPEAKER_02]: Like it's enough dude.
- 8:45[SPEAKER_02]: You had your moment fucking that's why I'm talking about with me.
- 8:48[SPEAKER_02]: I had a great moment.
- 8:49[SPEAKER_02]: I had a great run.
- 8:50[SPEAKER_02]: Let's call it like, you know, it's like
- 8:52[SPEAKER_02]: Well, what am I buddy, Norma, I used to say, you know, you got when you're when you're up at the table, get up and go home, exactly.
- 8:59[SPEAKER_01]: Take your fucking potatoes, put them in and to go back and get the fuck out of there, where his guard won't do that for some reason and he keeps.
- 9:08[SPEAKER_02]: I think you're right though, I think he's addicted to the thing.
- 9:11[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's the actual.
- 9:24[SPEAKER_02]: the obsession over strangers screaming at you is something that's not healthy or a long period of time.
- 9:32[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and I mean, how have you dealt with it over the years?
- 9:35[SPEAKER_01]: Because I'm sure when you go out, you're mob by people all the time, or do you just kind of keep to yourself?
- 9:41[SPEAKER_02]: I have so idea with it.
- 9:42[SPEAKER_02]: If they're hot, I'll fuck them.
- 9:43[SPEAKER_02]: And if they're ugly, I just shake their hands and move on.
- 9:46[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and by the way, I think that's a philosophy that everybody should live by.
- 9:50[SPEAKER_02]: But I'm like, and like the other pump
- 9:54[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, exactly, because there's, there's some out there, like Blake Shelton, I've heard his fucked a couple of agos, a couple of fours.
- 10:03[SPEAKER_01]: Obviously Morgan Wall on his, you know, self admittedly, fucked some threes.
- 10:07[SPEAKER_01]: Like, it's gonna happen from time to time, but once you hit that level, there's just no reason to go underneath an eight or nine at that point.
- 10:15[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I was looking, man, I was fucking twos.
- 10:18[SPEAKER_02]: I had a cup.
- 10:18[SPEAKER_02]: I got it, my dick stuck by a one, but for the most part, once you get to where I'm at, it's six, you don't go below six.
- 10:26[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, I understand it.
- 10:28[SPEAKER_01]: I understand it.
- 10:29[SPEAKER_02]: And a guy like you, yeah, I don't want to judge anyone for fucking a one or two.
- 10:34[SPEAKER_02]: I've been there, brother.
- 10:35[SPEAKER_01]: You know, we look, we've all been there and, uh, obviously through Christ anything is possible.
- 10:39[SPEAKER_01]: So, um, you know, you can overcome that later on in life.
- 10:43[SPEAKER_01]: But for a guy like you who has spent a lot of his life on the road, uh, with Waffle House waitresses and all these tiny cities and all these country bars and all this other shit, what's one of the craziest moments that you've ever had on tour?
- 10:59[SPEAKER_02]: Well, this is confusing for me because I'm married now.
- 11:03[SPEAKER_02]: So I don't really want to tell the real story.
- 11:06[SPEAKER_02]: Again, I don't like to censor myself but sometimes you gotta kind of keep it quiet.
- 11:10[SPEAKER_02]: But it was involved as you can guess multiple women, many substances.
- 11:15[SPEAKER_02]: It's just I don't want to get into the details.
- 11:17[SPEAKER_02]: I got a kid, I got a wife.
- 11:20[SPEAKER_02]: But I don't want to get fucking, it's not like getting trouble, just get yelled at, it's just paying the ass.
- 11:27[SPEAKER_01]: No, I understand it's mine was a waffle house waitress and little rock arc and saw It's not my proud.
- 11:34[SPEAKER_02]: But that's the other thing to about me pulling out now is in two years.
- 11:38[SPEAKER_02]: These chicks are going to these are it's you're not these these eights are trying to afford real fast.
- 11:43[SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah, and especially as they get older and they start pumping out kids and all that other shits.
- 11:47[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, flabby down there and shit.
- 11:49[SPEAKER_01]: It's flabby and then, and for you, you know, being married and having a kid and all that stuff, like, I'll try to cheat too, as far to cheat now, because they're all fucking blabber mouths.
- 11:58[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
- 11:59[SPEAKER_01]: Um, and I'll go back to what Kendrick Omar said is like, dude, it's, it's to get into fucking sketchy out there for people who are famous, they're going to come out to your money.
- 12:08[SPEAKER_01]: They don't want you to pull out, which, you know, speaking of that, that is the name of your new album that is out September 25th.
- 12:14[SPEAKER_01]: What was the inspiration for the pulling out album?
- 12:17[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I was talking about how I was thinking, I was talking to a buddy about how I was thinking about pulling out a Nashville and maybe, and then I get to what we were talking about, pulling out of the music industry in general, I think I'd had enough, and I was like,
- 12:32[SPEAKER_02]: That's a great album, and if you're going to make that album in that tour, you're going to have the songs that were song about me pulling out a music city, and I thought it would be cool to have an album and a tour with that title, because again, I like to say things that these other national country artists push these can't.
- 12:47[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly, because no one wants to talk about pulling out a Nashville, because it seems like they're giving up.
- 12:52[SPEAKER_01]: Whereas you, on the other hand, are pulling out of Nashville because you're all done with it.
- 12:56[SPEAKER_01]: Yep, triumphant.
- 12:57[SPEAKER_01]: You're walking off as a hero.
- 12:59[SPEAKER_01]: It's like Kobe score in 81 against the Toronto Raptors.
- 13:02[SPEAKER_01]: You put your number one finger in the sky and then you're fucking gone after that.
- 13:07[SPEAKER_01]: For you, for your last show, what is the hopes and dreams of it?
- 13:11[SPEAKER_01]: Do you have any special guests?
- 13:13[SPEAKER_01]: Is there any special appearances?
- 13:15[SPEAKER_01]: Um, you know, I know you're my final show will be at the rhyme and and the the hope and the goal.
- 13:21[SPEAKER_02]: If these fucking greedy bastards will figure it out is I want to film it and I want to have some big names there.
- 13:27[SPEAKER_02]: But like you said, people just aren't we'll see what happens.
- 13:31[SPEAKER_02]: The goal is to and I want to keep a positive on that.
- 13:34[SPEAKER_02]: The goal is to film this final show and make it into a, you know, fucking 3D movie.
- 13:39[SPEAKER_01]: or there'd be great as far as the 3D goes, what is going to shoot out at the audience?
- 13:44[SPEAKER_01]: I'm a big 3D fan myself, Friday the 13th, even though it wasn't that popular to a lot of people, part 8 was the 3D movie on that.
- 13:54[SPEAKER_02]: I never saw that one, but you can guess what's square or not, or we'll walk with you in your show.
- 13:58[SPEAKER_02]: It's going to be jiz, it's going to be poop, it's going to be, you know, pee, it's going to be everything.
- 14:04[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and it's going to be fucking bad ass.
- 14:07[SPEAKER_02]: So you're going to be, you know, trying to dodge it, but it's not really going to be hitting you.
- 14:10[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe we're going to, what's the thing, what are some of the theaters now have like the interactive stuff?
- 14:14[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
- 14:15[SPEAKER_01]: The Japanese theaters.
- 14:16[SPEAKER_01]: We just talked about this the other day.
- 14:17[SPEAKER_01]: So they've got sense, they've got smells, they've got Dolby surround sound behind the ears.
- 14:24[SPEAKER_02]: And then it's a, yeah, I want to do the whole theater, the heat theater as well as like
- 14:29[SPEAKER_01]: I know.
- 14:30[SPEAKER_01]: I've shit.
- 14:31[SPEAKER_01]: Last time I saw something 3D that was that realistic.
- 14:35[SPEAKER_01]: It was Captain E.O.
- 14:37[SPEAKER_01]: with Michael Jackson and I was down in Orlando, Florida and you could almost smell kids like running down the aisles with lollipops in their hand.
- 14:46[SPEAKER_02]: And that ain't right man, that ain't right.
- 14:48[SPEAKER_02]: Look, uh, is it a weird how, like, well, what it, where do people have to put their
- 14:54[SPEAKER_02]: I know you guys sometimes you got to put things to the side to appreciate ours, but that movie being so fucking huge, that's a lot to put to the side for me.
- 15:02[SPEAKER_01]: It is.
- 15:02[SPEAKER_01]: And whenever I hear a Michael Jackson song today, I can't help but think of him, licking kids assholes.
- 15:09[SPEAKER_01]: And having children myself, it sucks.
- 15:12[SPEAKER_01]: I obviously watched the documentary and all that other stuff and then they're making a sequel to the movie right now where they're apparently going to address it.
- 15:19[SPEAKER_01]: You know, to my knowledge they never can I give you my prediction short.
- 15:23[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's a I think it's a fucking scan they make it they wanted to get to the theater they they make a no part two because they don't want you to see what's in part two of the Michael Jackson story because it ain't pretty and then I fucking film in that with the Michael Jackson estate on board they film a no part two they're going to pretend they are to get the strings up on part one the strings up on his out my think my personal opinion is Michael Jackson the movie part two is a scam.
- 15:48[SPEAKER_02]: I agree because where do you go after that?
- 15:49[SPEAKER_02]: Did you watch it by any chance?
- 15:52[SPEAKER_02]: I did not see it.
- 15:52[SPEAKER_02]: I felt like it was unethical to get my money to that, but especially without mentioning the things you talked about, but I would see part two if they did it honestly, which you and I both know they will not do.
- 16:05[SPEAKER_02]: No, because he had, you know, 8 to 12 locks on the upstairs door.
- 16:09[SPEAKER_02]: I did the, sorry, I was sorry, keep interrupting you.
- 16:11[SPEAKER_02]: Not good.
- 16:12[SPEAKER_02]: I did the documentary with which was fucking haunting.
- 16:16[SPEAKER_02]: It was like, and I don't even really want to talk about it, but you mentioned it.
- 16:19[SPEAKER_02]: It's like,
- 16:20[SPEAKER_02]: These boys don't make shit like this up.
- 16:24[SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to hear about it.
- 16:26[SPEAKER_01]: No, and especially that exact position over and over and over again for those different kids.
- 16:31[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I was weird that they all had the same cut.
- 16:34[SPEAKER_02]: That's when you know someone's guilty is when they all blindly have the same story.
- 16:38[SPEAKER_01]: rights.
- 16:39[SPEAKER_01]: And the thing I love about you as an artist is even though the things that you talk about in some of your songs, you know, are potentially graphic for some people not for me, you've never had any smoke on you, your entire career.
- 16:53[SPEAKER_02]: No, and I, but my thing too is,
- 16:56[SPEAKER_02]: It's a don't music for fucking adults.
- 16:57[SPEAKER_02]: I don't try to market it to kids.
- 16:59[SPEAKER_02]: When people bring kids to their show, I kind of tell, I'll tell a balancer or security guy.
- 17:04[SPEAKER_02]: You know, I don't like not, you know, don't get to get this kid out of the front row.
- 17:08[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to deal with, you know, getting in trouble with, you know, with, you know, the fucking blue hair mom getting pissed of me for playing this shit for kids.
- 17:15[SPEAKER_02]: I'm telling you, it ain't for kids.
- 17:17[SPEAKER_02]: And if anybody's watching on YouTube right now, it ain't for kids, and that,
- 17:22[SPEAKER_02]: I've been very upfront about that.
- 17:23[SPEAKER_02]: I think adult shit, which most country artists do, but again, they hide it with like, pussy ass words and pretend they're not talking about fucking.
- 17:32[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no, I understand.
- 17:33[SPEAKER_01]: Like, choosing taxes, we all know what that means.
- 17:36[SPEAKER_01]: Like, that's gonna be a fat ass.
- 17:37[SPEAKER_01]: I don't.
- 17:37[SPEAKER_01]: Latino girl who just snuck over the border.
- 17:41[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't know that.
- 17:42[SPEAKER_02]: I don't even know.
- 17:42[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
- 17:43[SPEAKER_02]: It was crazy.
- 17:44[SPEAKER_02]: That's the biggest song in country.
- 17:45[SPEAKER_02]: I have been not heard it.
- 17:46[SPEAKER_02]: I've really separated myself from the pop charge right now.
- 17:49[SPEAKER_02]: I don't even know what's on it.
- 17:50[SPEAKER_02]: I do know that that's big.
- 17:52[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's huge right now and it's apparently about some fat Mexican chick.
- 17:59[SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to say Ella Langley called her wet back.
- 18:01[SPEAKER_01]: It was something and it's similar to that, I think.
- 18:04[SPEAKER_01]: And then she was choosing taxes versus kind of going in across the border in California or maybe New Mexico, but Hold on, now I'm curious.
- 18:11[SPEAKER_02]: What's the song about?
- 18:13[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, choosing taxes.
- 18:14[SPEAKER_01]: So for my understanding, I've only heard it once or twice on the radio, but she was choosing where she was going to come in from Mexico and kind of live and start her new life.
- 18:25[SPEAKER_01]: So she was going to choose Texas, New Mexico or California, and then I guess Ella Langley saw her and she was like, oh, well, she's choosing Texas.
- 18:33[SPEAKER_02]: So it's a fucking pocket about a bit who crosses the border and detects it.
- 18:37[SPEAKER_01]: Correct.
- 18:39[SPEAKER_01]: And that's fuck country music, man.
- 18:42[SPEAKER_01]: I know, I know.
- 18:43[SPEAKER_01]: I look, you're getting out of the right time and you're getting out on top.
- 18:47[SPEAKER_01]: If you don't mind me asking though, what were some of your inspirations for your hits?
- 18:51[SPEAKER_01]: Because again, happy that I call you at the end of your career so we could kind of go over this.
- 18:56[SPEAKER_01]: Fucked by a country boy is one of my favorites.
- 18:59[SPEAKER_01]: Where are we people have that one I know where were you had space swines when you wrote that Were you a country boy?
- 19:08[SPEAKER_02]: How old are you I'm from Kentucky and I I was actually listening to I think it's a Ricky Skag song That he's got about I'm a country boy maybe so I can look that up, but I was thinking about like I go on the road and there's a lot of like
- 19:23[SPEAKER_02]: You know, I don't place purely the South I play all over, you know, and you'll play New York, you'll play California.
- 19:30[SPEAKER_02]: And you meet these chicks who just want to fuck a dude from the Redneck from the South.
- 19:35[SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, I wonder right, it's song about, oh, you really want to get fucked by a country boy.
- 19:39[SPEAKER_02]: It's almost like they're going slumming for the day, so I want to write it song for these sluts.
- 19:45[SPEAKER_01]: which I love because I'll read some lyrics for the audience here in case they're on familiar with it's poetry is a bitch from New York City with them fake California titties.
- 19:56[SPEAKER_01]: I know you're wax and vacts, but you haven't been smashed to some old
- 20:01[SPEAKER_01]: school, Conway, Chwitty.
- 20:03[SPEAKER_01]: And I look, that's a, a Conway, Chwitty reference is way over people's head, but that is old school country.
- 20:10[SPEAKER_01]: That's, that's, that's really a big man.
- 20:12[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
- 20:12[SPEAKER_01]: That's real country.
- 20:13[SPEAKER_01]: That's not your pop bullshit.
- 20:16[SPEAKER_02]: Can I make a request?
- 20:16[SPEAKER_02]: I don't make requests much on these podcasts, but I want you to keep reading because this is poetry when you the way you read it.
- 20:21[SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely.
- 20:22[SPEAKER_01]: I know you got your man.
- 20:25[SPEAKER_01]: with the spray on tan, but you need to get your ass down south.
- 20:30[SPEAKER_01]: Trade that dick up in the penthouse for some cock, down in the henhouse.
- 20:37[SPEAKER_01]: Have you ever heard about this?
- 20:38[SPEAKER_01]: It's good.
- 20:39[SPEAKER_01]: Fucked, fucked by a country boy.
- 20:42[SPEAKER_01]: Rams, rams, rams by a redneck.
- 20:47[SPEAKER_01]: Spread, spread, spread by an in-bread.
- 20:55[SPEAKER_02]: And you can set yourself the viral clip, dog.
- 20:58[SPEAKER_01]: You've got a round of applause.
- 21:00[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.
- 21:01[SPEAKER_01]: Because at the end of the day, we learn every woman I feel like.
- 21:06[SPEAKER_01]: It's right here songs are good.
- 21:08[SPEAKER_01]: Who the fuck is writing songs is good?
- 21:10[SPEAKER_01]: No one.
- 21:11[SPEAKER_01]: no one and it's you know you sit back and you look at some of these guys and they're and I know they're in Nashville you know I know they all camp out there and they're hoping for Blake or Chris Stapleton or something to record their songs but it is not coming from the heart like this and I mean even this next verse if you've never been lit by a hic with a hillbilly dick we're got a rash on your stash
- 21:35[SPEAKER_02]: from some trailer, I think the wreck is a rash on your snatch.
- 21:38[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, sorry about that.
- 21:40[SPEAKER_01]: That was AI who corrected that and I appreciate you correcting me.
- 21:45[SPEAKER_01]: Then, girl, you need to get fucked by a country boy.
- 21:48[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm from Georgia.
- 21:50[SPEAKER_01]: I can relate to this.
- 21:51[SPEAKER_01]: Where in Georgia, man?
- 21:53[SPEAKER_01]: Roswell, actually.
- 21:54[SPEAKER_01]: Not where the landing was.
- 21:56[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, that was in New Mexico.
- 21:57[SPEAKER_02]: But, uh, Roswell, I know I know where Roswell George is.
- 21:59[SPEAKER_02]: Cool.
- 21:59[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying like these I don't want these fake hillbillies I don't like these fake hill national hillbillies.
- 22:06[SPEAKER_02]: It's a whole new thing now like I got a literally live in a city where they got posties Which is a post malone bar, mm-hmm post malone
- 22:15[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe a nice guy, but that don't need the fucking post Malone bar in on Broadway in Nashville, Tennessee.
- 22:21[SPEAKER_02]: The Queen, Dally pardoned, passed away, and she don't have a bar on Broadway in post Malone does the same right.
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- 29:56[SPEAKER_01]: No, it's not, and I beat him for $20,000 in beer pong, by the way, and that's a true story.
- 30:02[SPEAKER_01]: He did pay his fucking tab.
- 30:03[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I'll text you a picture after the show.
- 30:07[SPEAKER_01]: But as far as Dalai Parten is concerned, obviously she just passed away, did you ever get to meet her?
- 30:15[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure that's an artist you would have loved to have done a duet with before she passed.
- 30:19[SPEAKER_02]: I, well, I did not, unfortunately, get to meet her, but we shared some crew members who told me some of the amazing things about her, which I'm not going to share, but they were all positive things that I want to, I don't want to tell any stories out of school, but again, that's real, that's real country and it was a sad day.
- 30:34[SPEAKER_02]: and you were asking me for about what I grew up to me, this all this new country, I just ignored like you were talking about cheating in Texas, it make me think it's a good song, I don't know, I'm not good enough, because I don't pay attention to this shit, I like whaling, I like Willy, I like Buck Owens, I like George Jones, I like the old shit, and until they make something better than old shit, that's what I'm listening to.
- 30:54[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, 100% agree.
- 30:56[SPEAKER_01]: George Strait actually had set the record previously about six months ago for the largest outdoor concert in America.
- 31:04[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like you could get there.
- 31:07[SPEAKER_01]: Is there any reason you're not doing a gigantic stadiums to try to break that record as you walk off into the sunset?
- 31:14[SPEAKER_02]: Well, according to my Asian, the reason I'm not doing that is I couldn't sell three fucking tickets in that place.
- 31:19[SPEAKER_02]: But the real reason I think is
- 31:23[SPEAKER_02]: the man is trying to keep them down, making sure I don't do it.
- 31:27[SPEAKER_01]: And as far as the man is concerned, is that the man in Nashville or is that in Hollywood?
- 31:32[SPEAKER_01]: Because everybody's trying to hear it out now that did he's in jail.
- 31:36[SPEAKER_02]: Well, here's the secret that I'm exclusive to this to the drinking broadcast.
- 31:41[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
- 31:42[SPEAKER_02]: The man in Nashville is now the man from Hollywood.
- 31:45[SPEAKER_02]: It's the same man.
- 31:47[SPEAKER_02]: Really Nashville Nashville is not Hollywood.
- 31:50[SPEAKER_02]: It's the same fucking bullshit.
- 31:51[SPEAKER_02]: It's the same people.
- 31:52[SPEAKER_02]: It's the same Motherfuckers and again, I don't want to name out anybody but these streaming companies I got to hit and start going up in these algorithms and they go they quietly push it down Because they want to make sure that nobody hears Fuck by a country boy or fuck you bitch or one of my fucking bad assets.
- 32:08[SPEAKER_02]: I'm being suppressed by the the algorithm is the algorithm which is again laying the name up to see that fucking word, but
- 32:16[SPEAKER_02]: When the algorithm chooses Wheeler, because I've got so many fans, the streaming companies has kind of come on, come around and now they suppress my music, but I have inside sources telling me that.
- 32:29[SPEAKER_01]: Now that you're looking back at your career, and it's obviously coming soon on with a farewell tour, are you happy or sad that you never got nominated for any
- 32:45[SPEAKER_02]: I'm neither happy nor nor sad, but I am disappointed that I never got to tell the industry how I fucking felt about them, which I would have probably pulled my dick out and told to go fuck their mothers, but there's something crazy, you know, that would have got attention.
- 32:58[SPEAKER_02]: But I don't, I'm not actually, I don't, deep down, I don't want to go to fucking Los Angeles.
- 33:03[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to go there stupid award show, so fuck then.
- 33:07[SPEAKER_01]: Did you have a speech prepared or anything like that?
- 33:10[SPEAKER_01]: I was just going to put my dick out start stroking.
- 33:12[SPEAKER_01]: Hmm.
- 33:14[SPEAKER_01]: And that looked that would have gotten a lot of people's attention.
- 33:17[SPEAKER_01]: I think I would have gone out like, is it Tammy why not?
- 33:23[SPEAKER_01]: uh... and just wrote on a cocktail napkin fuck you uh... my daughter you made me kill myself and then blow my brains out uh... and that's just me personally but that's country that's old school country she was that's real shit man that's that's how you do it all respect and it was all so it was the judge uh... actually judge was the daughter and i was gonna say that i don't think it was taboo i wasn't saying that for give me taboo and your family uh... i want to i want to retract that statement it was the job i believe she's still with us right uh... hope so
- 33:51[SPEAKER_01]: I hope so.
- 33:52[SPEAKER_01]: I haven't seen her in a while, but, uh, I hope she told me a bit of minute.
- 33:56[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 33:56[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 33:56[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 33:57[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 33:57[SPEAKER_01]: But, um, that was one of the best, Luke, if you could pull that up my producer, can you pull up her suicide note?
- 34:03[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, the judge mother, uh, her suicide note.
- 34:07[SPEAKER_01]: It was very brief.
- 34:08[SPEAKER_01]: It was, do you know this, uh, Wheeler?
- 34:10[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know this.
- 34:11[SPEAKER_01]: I literally don't know it.
- 34:11[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it's three sentences.
- 34:13[SPEAKER_01]: And she said, you made me do this.
- 34:16[SPEAKER_01]: There's
- 34:21[SPEAKER_01]: Um, I think it was, yeah, there you go.
- 34:26[SPEAKER_01]: Cause it was why no one a judge, Ashley Judd, and then the mom and she went and blew a brains out and then just wrote it down on a cocktail, and I can.
- 34:34[SPEAKER_02]: Well, the judge, we're fucking, I'm in the eye.
- 34:36[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not going to lie on the big fan of the judge.
- 34:38[SPEAKER_01]: So, saying I, but I do want to hear this.
- 34:41[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Luke, can you pull up to, just pull up to suicide notes?
- 34:45[SPEAKER_01]: and see what it says.
- 34:46[SPEAKER_01]: It's not that.
- 34:47[SPEAKER_01]: It was written.
- 34:48[SPEAKER_01]: It was literally written on like it looked like a cocktail napkin or how about three sentences on it.
- 34:53[SPEAKER_01]: Just type in judge.
- 34:54[SPEAKER_01]: She would say in that about the family.
- 34:55[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, she would say in about the daughter and it was the bigger one.
- 34:58[SPEAKER_01]: It wasn't the famous movie star one either, which is he.
- 35:03[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 35:07[SPEAKER_01]: Judd, suicide.
- 35:12[SPEAKER_01]: got a case of AIDS over there.
- 35:14[SPEAKER_01]: What happened?
- 35:15[SPEAKER_01]: We're digging through it.
- 35:16[SPEAKER_01]: What happens to you?
- 35:18[SPEAKER_01]: The judge.
- 35:18[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe they wiped it from the internet.
- 35:20[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, I'll pull it up here in a second, but let's see.
- 35:25[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so that discovery, the police in Williamson County, Tennessee found the handwritten note near the body of the death investigation and the notes included a line that she did not want her daughter, why known a judge to attend her funeral, writing, do not let's why come to my funeral, she is mentally ill. And then she blew a brain to the point.
- 35:49[SPEAKER_01]: So that's the that's a partner in the joads.
- 35:51[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we got it on screen right now.
- 35:53[SPEAKER_01]: There it is.
- 35:54[SPEAKER_01]: Is she running a post it?
- 35:55[SPEAKER_01]: Can you see that?
- 35:56[SPEAKER_01]: Wheeler?
- 35:57[SPEAKER_01]: That is crazy.
- 35:58[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
- 36:00[SPEAKER_02]: Yep, that's horrible.
- 36:02[SPEAKER_02]: But that's country.
- 36:03[SPEAKER_02]: And that's yeah, you know what you're right, you're right, you know, that's country music is fucking difficult and country music is about real life and ain't about being friendly.
- 36:12[SPEAKER_02]: All these fuckers, you know, like, all these fuckers who have like, garg Brooks and all these fuckers who have these bars on Broadway, all these, all these phony folks like Blake Shelton pretend like everything's fine and dandy.
- 36:24[SPEAKER_02]: Life is fucking hard, man, and that's real country, like you said, that's real shit.
- 36:28[SPEAKER_02]: 100% real country is about real, real country is about real shit.
- 36:31[SPEAKER_01]: It is, man, and if you're, and that's the most real is shit I've seen a long time.
- 36:35[SPEAKER_01]: No shit, dude.
- 36:36[SPEAKER_01]: If you're going to tell your, you're, you know, the fatter daughter who's not the movie star, it's a blower fucking brains out and say, hey, you're not coming to the funeral.
- 36:43[SPEAKER_01]: That is country to me.
- 36:45[SPEAKER_01]: It is whiskey.
- 36:45[SPEAKER_01]: It is blowing your brains out.
- 36:48[SPEAKER_01]: It is, you know, maybe put in your dog down if they get kind of out of control, going out to the fucking pasture and saying, look, I'll put a fucking gun to you too.
- 36:56[SPEAKER_01]: and end your life.
- 36:57[SPEAKER_01]: And I love that, but I feel like we're missing that in today's world, which also will kind of spin back to you.
- 37:03[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like that's what's missing from today's country.
- 37:05[SPEAKER_01]: Nobody's writing the real shit that you are.
- 37:09[SPEAKER_02]: Nobody is, you know why?
- 37:10[SPEAKER_02]: Cause they're like I said, they're trying to get in this TikTok algorithm and the more you curse and the more you tell about real life, the more you get sucked out of the fucking TikToks.
- 37:21[SPEAKER_02]: And then Instagrams, I don't give a fuck, don't get my clip of a million views, if I means I have to censor myself, I don't want it.
- 37:30[SPEAKER_01]: I know, I agree.
- 37:31[SPEAKER_01]: Was there a song that maybe your agent said, hey, I think you've taken this a little too far?
- 37:36[SPEAKER_01]: Could you take out this line or this line?
- 37:40[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I don't listen to my agents, but the farther start went with the one your previous song, your buddy loves.
- 37:45[SPEAKER_02]: God told me to fuck you was kind of like, that's a bit far second of this tone of story about a guy who, a buddy of mine, I'll tell you the story behind the song was a buddy of mine, was staying in this chick who was really religious.
- 37:59[SPEAKER_02]: And she said that she, it was in high school, she didn't want to lose her virginity to because she was very religious.
- 38:07[SPEAKER_02]: And then he said he preyed on last night.
- 38:09[SPEAKER_02]: You can got told me to fuck you and he got the fucker.
- 38:11[SPEAKER_02]: So I wrote a song about that and people were saying warning me about writing a song about
- 38:17[SPEAKER_02]: with those words together, I'm like, it's a real story.
- 38:20[SPEAKER_02]: I don't give a fuck, I'm telling the story.
- 38:23[SPEAKER_01]: And some of those lyrics, like, I'll just go into a bit of the chorus here.
- 38:27[SPEAKER_01]: God, I love, can I say, just say right now, I love hearing you read my lyrics.
- 38:31[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, thank you, God.
- 38:32[SPEAKER_01]: Look, it's an honor for me.
- 38:34[SPEAKER_01]: It's, it's rare.
- 38:35[SPEAKER_01]: You're obviously a broadcaster, because I can the way you read it is so fun, cool.
- 38:39[SPEAKER_01]: Well, look, you try to be a professional at the end of the day and they tell you never to meet your heroes of Met You and you've seen fucking cool so far.
- 38:47[SPEAKER_01]: So this is great and I appreciate you giving this opportunity.
- 38:50[SPEAKER_01]: So God told me to fuck you.
- 38:53[SPEAKER_01]: God told me to lick your crotch.
- 38:57[SPEAKER_01]: God told me to tell you to suck my dick.
- 39:01[SPEAKER_01]: He told me he likes to watch.
- 39:04[SPEAKER_01]: Please believe me, baby.
- 39:06[SPEAKER_01]: It surprised me too when God told me to fuck you.
- 39:13[SPEAKER_01]: Where were you at when you wrote that song?
- 39:16[SPEAKER_02]: Do you remember like I said I was that I was at home right in a song and again I heard I remember that story about my but because a lot of country music is the best country music is storytelling and I was thinking about that buddy of mine This story I just told you so this is it's a country song.
- 39:32[SPEAKER_02]: I know it's not the the the
- 39:35[SPEAKER_02]: Country song that most people would write but it's a story I want to tell and why should I why should I censor my inner voice or the stories I've heard that sound like a country song and not write it so I said fuck it I'm gonna let my inhibition go into bishops going right that fucking song and now it's a fucking masterpiece by favorite one of my favorite songs played live by the way is it really?
- 39:57[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because I love the way it just sounds so pretty in these big places.
- 40:02[SPEAKER_02]: It's fucking fun and watching the crowds reaction.
- 40:04[SPEAKER_02]: They've singin' along to something so crazy, so much fun.
- 40:07[SPEAKER_01]: Now, usually whenever you write a song about God, and I know what was the name of the artist, what if God was one of us?
- 40:17[SPEAKER_01]: One of those.
- 40:18[SPEAKER_01]: She was excellent.
- 40:18[SPEAKER_01]: She only had one hit song now.
- 40:20[SPEAKER_00]: KT tunstle?
- 40:20[SPEAKER_01]: No, it sure wasn't.
- 40:22[SPEAKER_01]: That's mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- 40:24[SPEAKER_01]: And Joe Man with a stronger one?
- 40:26[SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah, Joe and Osborne.
- 40:27[SPEAKER_01]: Joe and Osborne.
- 40:28[SPEAKER_01]: Joe and Osborne, Luke.
- 40:29[SPEAKER_01]: It's not Joe and.
- 40:30[SPEAKER_01]: Great.
- 40:31[SPEAKER_01]: He's a Christmau.
- 40:32[SPEAKER_01]: Get it together.
- 40:33[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 40:33[SPEAKER_01]: What's going on with this crew?
- 40:34[SPEAKER_01]: I look.
- 40:35[SPEAKER_01]: Luke is new.
- 40:36[SPEAKER_01]: Cooper's is old school.
- 40:38[SPEAKER_01]: He knows what he's doing here.
- 40:39[SPEAKER_01]: We're trying to teach Luke the ropes today.
- 40:42[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'm trying to learn about coming.
- 40:43[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure music, you know, so that's why I'm so glad that you're here.
- 40:46[SPEAKER_01]: And now it's fine, but you know, usually when you write a song about God, a lot of the religious people come after you and they start protesting outside the shows, did you get any push back for writing a song about God?
- 41:01[SPEAKER_02]: I tell you nowadays, nobody, I wish people had the fucking where nobody did and it kind of bummed me out because I wanted some protestors because like people that all they do is they complain about me online, that they'll do shit for me, you know, come to the show and protest, get off your fat, fucking I have some do it.
- 41:18[SPEAKER_01]: But nobody wants to work these days.
- 41:20[SPEAKER_01]: No one wants to get off their fucking fat ass.
- 41:22[SPEAKER_01]: Nope.
- 41:23[SPEAKER_01]: It's just quite quitting even in protesting where you look at these guys and you're like, look.
- 41:27[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, do we... Do you sit?
- 41:29[SPEAKER_02]: Is it just me or their less protests even?
- 41:32[SPEAKER_02]: right or wrong or the less focus on the streets anymore.
- 41:35[SPEAKER_02]: They just do it on the fucking line.
- 41:36[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I see.
- 41:38[SPEAKER_02]: I missed a, I missed the old days.
- 41:39[SPEAKER_01]: So do I do it go out and burn a bra.
- 41:42[SPEAKER_01]: Go out and burn a draft ticket or something like that like do you don't sleep about it?
- 41:47[SPEAKER_02]: No, fucking get off your ass.
- 41:48[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, get out for ass and do it, which is what you're doing and which is why you're beloved and respected by everyone around the world.
- 41:54[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to go to another one of my favorite songs.
- 41:56[SPEAKER_01]: Why are you sucking my dick?
- 41:58[SPEAKER_01]: Um, no, when you wrote that,
- 42:01[SPEAKER_01]: Was that in regards to a relationship that you were in or potentially a fan or somebody you would met backstage?
- 42:08[SPEAKER_01]: What was, why aren't you sucking my dick?
- 42:10[SPEAKER_01]: What was that about?
- 42:12[SPEAKER_02]: Well, that song is, that goes under the category of a lot of songs I had.
- 42:16[SPEAKER_02]: That's an anger song.
- 42:18[SPEAKER_02]: That is a song I was pissed off.
- 42:20[SPEAKER_02]: I remember being pissed off about a boss I had years ago and he thought we say, you're asking me to fucking stock the whatever.
- 42:27[SPEAKER_02]: this, I got a question for you, man, why aren't you stuck in my dick?
- 42:30[SPEAKER_02]: So then I decided, you know, it's like, why don't I write a song about all the bosses and the people who fucking me through the years and people who pulled me over on the road?
- 42:38[SPEAKER_02]: You got questions, I got questions too.
- 42:40[SPEAKER_02]: You know, it's like, you want to know why I'm driving so fast?
- 42:43[SPEAKER_02]: My, I got a question is a question time motherfucker.
- 42:46[SPEAKER_02]: It's question time, why aren't you doing my question, why aren't you stuck in my dick?
- 42:49[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I dealt with some similar when I was working at Olive Garden, everybody's like, dude, I don't understand.
- 42:54[SPEAKER_01]: You know, when you go to a high school while you're working at Olive Garden, when you should serve in the military, and I was like, I did serve.
- 42:59[SPEAKER_01]: I serve four tours of Italy at the Olive Garden and I lost a lot of friends.
- 43:03[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I lost a lot of friends to Manakati accidents and people not honoring the Kiyanti honor system and all that other shit and I was just like, dude, I don't need to fucking hear this from you today, but I didn't have a platform like you did at the time.
- 43:19[SPEAKER_01]: And now, but now you can tell you can text on the song.
- 43:22[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck yeah, dude.
- 43:23[SPEAKER_01]: And like, I have no problem during military week at the NFL games to go ahead and
- 43:28[SPEAKER_01]: And just say, hey, you know, I can salute my flag just like everybody else motherfucker.
- 43:33[SPEAKER_01]: Like I'm one of you.
- 43:34[SPEAKER_01]: You did.
- 43:34[SPEAKER_01]: You did your time.
- 43:35[SPEAKER_01]: I did.
- 43:36[SPEAKER_01]: I did.
- 43:36[SPEAKER_01]: I did more than my time.
- 43:38[SPEAKER_01]: For Christ's sake.
- 43:39[SPEAKER_01]: And those scars don't heal, brother.
- 43:41[SPEAKER_02]: And I can't imagine they do.
- 43:43[SPEAKER_01]: No, they really don't do especially the ones in my hand.
- 43:45[SPEAKER_01]: Those hot plates.
- 43:47[SPEAKER_01]: God damn it.
- 43:47[SPEAKER_01]: They're hot.
- 43:48[SPEAKER_01]: And there is an end to the fucking breadsticks for Christ's sex.
- 43:50[SPEAKER_01]: People don't understand.
- 43:51[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's it.
- 43:53[SPEAKER_02]: That was, but you did it, the thing is you went, you did your tour duty before these, before these GLP ones, I did, and I refused to go on and to this day speaking to which Jelly Roll is on them right now.
- 44:05[SPEAKER_01]: How do you feel about Jelly Roll as a country artist?
- 44:08[SPEAKER_01]: Because to me, he fits in that post Malone category.
- 44:13[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I asked the question very simply, his name is Jelly Roll.
- 44:20[SPEAKER_02]: Do you want a country artist named Jelly Roll?
- 44:23[SPEAKER_02]: Does that seem normal to you?
- 44:24[SPEAKER_02]: Does that seem like something that the world needs?
- 44:27[SPEAKER_02]: Do you think that's something that George Jones would sign off on?
- 44:31[SPEAKER_02]: Do you think it's something that Bucke Owens would say?
- 44:33[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, cool.
- 44:34[SPEAKER_02]: There's a country artist who used to rap.
- 44:37[SPEAKER_02]: And his name is Jelly Roll.
- 44:40[SPEAKER_01]: You think these artists would go, oh, that's, that's something we need.
- 44:44[SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't.
- 44:45[SPEAKER_01]: And there's a lot of backlash against him right now.
- 44:49[SPEAKER_01]: Why what do you do?
- 44:49[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, the Ozampic, and then he's going through a divorce, is you hear about the divorce?
- 44:54[SPEAKER_01]: I think I did hear about that.
- 44:56[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so he's getting divorced.
- 44:57[SPEAKER_01]: Apparently his wife was a prostitute before they met, and he was a crack addict, and they're still trying to have a big effort.
- 45:03[SPEAKER_02]: That'll lead you to divorce.
- 45:04[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
- 45:05[SPEAKER_02]: Um, and he was, he was, and he, and here's, and he, and he, here, here's my point about white country music stuff.
- 45:10[SPEAKER_02]: This guy gets into the country music.
- 45:12[SPEAKER_02]: His wife's a prostitute.
- 45:13[SPEAKER_02]: He's a crack addict.
- 45:14[SPEAKER_02]: He don't think about any of that shit.
- 45:16[SPEAKER_02]: Come on, mother fucker.
- 45:17[SPEAKER_02]: Your name is Jelly Roll.
- 45:19[SPEAKER_02]: Sing about what you know.
- 45:20[SPEAKER_02]: Don't think about these, but I don't need fucking metaphors, you know?
- 45:23[SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
- 45:24[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, now sing wasn't, sing what you know, dude.
- 45:27[SPEAKER_01]: I agree.
- 45:27[SPEAKER_01]: And then today's interview, she said, uh, look, the biggest difference after he took the, the GOP ones was the size of his dick.
- 45:36[SPEAKER_01]: That's a true story.
- 45:37[SPEAKER_01]: What do you mean?
- 45:38[SPEAKER_01]: She said it's strong.
- 45:39[SPEAKER_01]: That's for that.
- 45:39[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, it got.
- 45:40[SPEAKER_02]: Why would it shrink from, from Moza?
- 45:45[SPEAKER_01]: I think when you're 500 pounds and you lose over 350 pounds, you're going to lose some dick in that.
- 45:51[SPEAKER_02]: So dick fat.
- 45:53[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
- 45:53[SPEAKER_01]: You're going to lose some dick fat, maybe some girth.
- 45:56[SPEAKER_01]: Length wise, I have no idea about, you know, when I was... She says that was one of the reasons she left.
- 46:02[SPEAKER_01]: I think it was probably the main reason she left if you want my honest opinion.
- 46:06[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know either the little thing is he, he probably hadn't seen his dick and so long and then when he found a guy to see it, it was fucking unimpressive.
- 46:13[SPEAKER_01]: You know what's weird?
- 46:14[SPEAKER_01]: He actually said when he did see it for the first time after losing all the weight, he said it was a lot cuter than he thought.
- 46:21[SPEAKER_02]: You don't want to, that's something on your body, you don't want to be cut.
- 46:24[SPEAKER_02]: You will have to be intimidating, not kidding.
- 46:26[SPEAKER_02]: I agree, and that ain't country, okay?
- 46:29[SPEAKER_02]: That ain't country, and a guy named Jelly Roll with a small dick ain't country either.
- 46:33[SPEAKER_01]: No, he sure isn't.
- 46:35[SPEAKER_01]: Another one of my favorite songs, and this has been remastered since, obviously with the technology and the updates and everything that's going on in the music business, sit on my face.
- 46:44[SPEAKER_01]: Now sit on my face, one of my fucking favorites.
- 46:49[SPEAKER_01]: What were you thinking about when you wrote that hit, single, sit on my face?
- 46:55[SPEAKER_02]: That is one of my most literal songs where I literally wanted, I was not a star yet.
- 47:00[SPEAKER_02]: That was my first record.
- 47:01[SPEAKER_02]: So I was like, if people listen to this record and it becomes as big as I hope it's going to be, a lot of women are going to sit on this beautiful face.
- 47:07[SPEAKER_02]: And I remember just thinking, and when the album started taking off and I did all the podcast and the album went and go and I started selling out places, I was like, oh shit, I can do this now.
- 47:17[SPEAKER_02]: Like, it's weird.
- 47:18[SPEAKER_02]: It's like, it's like,
- 47:20[SPEAKER_02]: Once the word manifesting, it's like you can't bring it into being.
- 47:24[SPEAKER_02]: It was a song about what I wanted my life to be like, and it actually happened.
- 47:29[SPEAKER_01]: And look at where you are now.
- 47:30[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you've had a massively successful career, sold out venues, all the other stuff.
- 47:36[SPEAKER_01]: You got the farewell tour coming up.
- 47:38[SPEAKER_01]: And did you hear the new album yet?
- 47:40[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you did.
- 47:41[SPEAKER_01]: So they gave me the first three songs.
- 47:43[SPEAKER_01]: So I heard the first three songs off the new album.
- 47:46[SPEAKER_01]: Someone on my team will send you a link to the full record.
- 47:49[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, perfect.
- 47:50[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, the new album is called Pullin' Out.
- 47:52[SPEAKER_01]: It's 11 songs.
- 47:54[SPEAKER_01]: The songs that I heard were fucked as bar, waiting for the drugs to kick in.
- 47:59[SPEAKER_01]: And then obviously, why aren't you sucking my dick, which is one of my new favorites here, waiting for the drugs to kick in.
- 48:06[SPEAKER_01]: What drugs were those?
- 48:11[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, it was at the time, at the time I rode it was probably at a raw, maybe a little Coke and weed, but I, but the, the song came back because I said, a buddy's like, what do you up to?
- 48:20[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I just said, I'm just waiting for the drugs to kick in.
- 48:23[SPEAKER_02]: And that's kind of what my life is kind of become now.
- 48:26[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I mean, I feel like, I feel like my life, especially when you're on tour or you're doing it was like, that is what my life is.
- 48:32[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just waiting for the dirt to kick in.
- 48:34[SPEAKER_02]: And then because you didn't eventually, you need more to keep it up.
- 48:40[SPEAKER_02]: You spend your life waiting and one to write us again, people are posted and they won't write about that.
- 48:45[SPEAKER_02]: I want to write a song about that.
- 48:47[SPEAKER_01]: No, and it's awesome to hear.
- 48:50[SPEAKER_01]: I've got a different set of songs.
- 48:52[SPEAKER_02]: And nowadays with the Viagra and all that shit, another drug that you got to wait to kick in.
- 48:57[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, luckily our one of our advertisers is blue to so it's it's easier.
- 49:02[SPEAKER_01]: It's about 15 minutes.
- 49:03[SPEAKER_01]: That blue to gold just kind of pops in promo code drink.
- 49:07[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm sure it's the same thing.
- 49:08[SPEAKER_01]: It's great, promo code drinker bros that that'll get you a third month for free because after the first two months, obviously you're going to want to keep doing what I love that my songs help the advertisers.
- 49:18[SPEAKER_02]: It makes me happy.
- 49:19[SPEAKER_01]: same here, same here.
- 49:21[SPEAKER_01]: We're looking at some of your venues here that you've played in the backgrounds.
- 49:25[SPEAKER_01]: What's the most amount of people you've ever played in front of?
- 49:29[SPEAKER_02]: I played some festivals that were with the tens of thousands, but me and my own, we've probably tapped out, probably five to ten thousand people or so, but that's probably the biggest.
- 49:40[SPEAKER_02]: I don't do, I've never because of my nature, my music, I don't get the radio play, I don't get the big Spotify playlist, I don't get all that shit.
- 49:47[SPEAKER_02]: So we'll never do, we'll never do the arinas in the stadiums and all that.
- 49:51[SPEAKER_02]: And guess what, it's fine with me because I don't give a
- 49:55[SPEAKER_02]: No, I said, I don't want to sell out and censor myself to play some fucking shitty, to play the fucking sphere, you know.
- 50:04[SPEAKER_01]: No, totally.
- 50:05[SPEAKER_01]: I was there for the opening.
- 50:06[SPEAKER_01]: I saw you too there with my wife.
- 50:08[SPEAKER_01]: How was this?
- 50:09[SPEAKER_01]: The visuals were great.
- 50:11[SPEAKER_01]: You too.
- 50:11[SPEAKER_01]: It could have been anyone up on stage to me, you know?
- 50:14[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you're just there for the screens, right?
- 50:16[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
- 50:17[SPEAKER_01]: It's that.
- 50:17[SPEAKER_01]: You're just there for the screens.
- 50:18[SPEAKER_01]: You want to sit in the table.
- 50:19[SPEAKER_01]: Those guys are fucking 80.
- 50:20[SPEAKER_01]: I know.
- 50:22[SPEAKER_01]: Bono is, you know, on his own thing, whatever you a guy in their band renames themselves the edge, and that's just the only two words in their name.
- 50:30[SPEAKER_01]: You kind of question, you know, the reality behind your whole situation there, but the visuals themselves are right up on the screen.
- 50:37[SPEAKER_01]: They're beautiful.
- 50:38[SPEAKER_01]: It was an excellent show visually, but it could have been any band up there to be honest with the encinct just sold it out for Christ 6.
- 50:46[SPEAKER_01]: And uh, need his on the box.
- 50:48[SPEAKER_02]: We're going backwards, brother.
- 50:49[SPEAKER_02]: We're going backwards.
- 50:50[SPEAKER_01]: I know we are, I know we are, which is why I want to stay in this lane, fuck you bitch.
- 50:56[SPEAKER_01]: That one you actually did unplugged.
- 50:59[SPEAKER_01]: Are you allowed since you're married and you've got a kid and all that stuff?
- 51:02[SPEAKER_01]: Are you allowed to talk about the bitch who you said fuck you bitch too?
- 51:09[SPEAKER_02]: It's not kind of not allowed is I don't want to get for now the song is so big and like I told you it's a it was my first gold record I don't want to get for the pleasure that's how much I hate her so then if I tell her by name her first one, no one's going to give a shit with it and nowhere but I don't want to get for the pleasure I hate her so much and I wrote this the fuck you bitch song about her if you want to read some of the lyrics it would give her
- 51:36[SPEAKER_02]: it would ruin my the fuck you of it to give her to let her know.
- 51:40[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, what's that song that you know, you're so vain, that one?
- 51:44[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, Carly Simon.
- 51:46[SPEAKER_01]: Nobody knows who that is.
- 51:47[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody's got guesses over the years.
- 51:49[SPEAKER_01]: A lot of people say it's worn.
- 51:50[SPEAKER_01]: They like to keep it like that.
- 51:51[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 51:52[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 51:53[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, fuck you bitch.
- 51:55[SPEAKER_01]: If you can pull up the lyrics there, they're going to want to hear.
- 51:58[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
- 51:59[SPEAKER_01]: You say we're done.
- 52:01[SPEAKER_01]: You packed up your stuff.
- 52:03[SPEAKER_01]: It's really over.
- 52:04[SPEAKER_01]: Said you've had enough.
- 52:06[SPEAKER_01]: There's one thing I'd like to say for you, leave, baby.
- 52:10[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck you, bitch.
- 52:12[SPEAKER_01]: You broke my heart.
- 52:14[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck your friends for tearing a support.
- 52:17[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck your dog.
- 52:19[SPEAKER_01]: Hope he never comes home.
- 52:21[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck you, bitch.
- 52:23[SPEAKER_01]: Hope you wind up alone.
- 52:26[SPEAKER_01]: Do you have the dog?
- 52:26[SPEAKER_01]: You can't be that bad.
- 52:27[SPEAKER_01]: You can't be that bad.
- 52:28[SPEAKER_01]: Do you have the dog?
- 52:29[SPEAKER_01]: What happened to the dog in the relationship?
- 52:33[SPEAKER_02]: It was her dog and I hope it's dead.
- 52:35[SPEAKER_02]: It's all I gotta say.
- 52:36[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what happened to it.
- 52:37[SPEAKER_02]: I stopped talking to her.
- 52:38[SPEAKER_02]: I hope that dog died of miserable death.
- 52:40[SPEAKER_02]: Fuck that fucking dog.
- 52:43[SPEAKER_01]: And that's what I love about you.
- 52:44[SPEAKER_01]: We've all got that fucking ex.
- 52:46[SPEAKER_01]: That his driven us to the edge where you're like, you know what, man?
- 52:49[SPEAKER_01]: Not only fuck you bitch.
- 52:51[SPEAKER_01]: But I'm going to give you your dog fentanyl and I want it to OD in front of you as soon as I leave the room.
- 52:57[SPEAKER_01]: A lot of people don't know.
- 52:58[SPEAKER_01]: It's not immediate.
- 52:59[SPEAKER_01]: It takes about 15 minutes to kick in before they start twitching out and all that other shits.
- 53:03[SPEAKER_01]: And I wanted the dog to die in front of her.
- 53:05[SPEAKER_02]: I wish I thought of that man.
- 53:07[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't do it.
- 53:08[SPEAKER_02]: And I know, but I'm sure the dog's dead.
- 53:10[SPEAKER_02]: And like I said, I hope it hurt.
- 53:12[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, same, same.
- 53:15[SPEAKER_01]: But let's go, let's go through some of the artists of the past that you haven't got to work with and maybe your hope and we'll show up.
- 53:21[SPEAKER_01]: Who is your number one?
- 53:22[SPEAKER_01]: Who is your hero growing up in country music where you were like, this is my end all be all, this is my number one dude.
- 53:29[SPEAKER_02]: Mine was wailin, always.
- 53:32[SPEAKER_02]: Wailin invented the outlaw country artist and
- 53:38[SPEAKER_02]: He was the first guy, I mean, he was a different time, but he was the first guy to say fuck you, to the industry and have a lot of issues with the way the music industry and the Nashville's machinery worked.
- 53:49[SPEAKER_02]: So he was always the North Star, for me.
- 53:52[SPEAKER_01]: He's great.
- 53:53[SPEAKER_01]: I know his kid's shooter.
- 53:55[SPEAKER_01]: He was married to Dre and D. Mateo from the sopranos.
- 53:58[SPEAKER_01]: Are you friends with shooter at all?
- 54:00[SPEAKER_02]: I do not shoot her a little bit, but yeah, we're not close.
- 54:02[SPEAKER_02]: I know.
- 54:02[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
- 54:03[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 54:03[SPEAKER_01]: Dre was on the show.
- 54:05[SPEAKER_01]: Shooters are great fucking dude.
- 54:07[SPEAKER_01]: Kind of pops up here in there.
- 54:09[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm going to walk the line.
- 54:12[SPEAKER_01]: Is there anybody from there?
- 54:13[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 54:13[SPEAKER_01]: Was there anyone from the, and from the past that you wish you could have worked with?
- 54:16[SPEAKER_01]: Like a Johnny Cash or somebody like that.
- 54:19[SPEAKER_02]: I would have loved to work.
- 54:20[SPEAKER_02]: Again, I would have loved to work with Whalen with Johnny with Willie, even though Willie's still with us at Old Man.
- 54:29[SPEAKER_02]: Willie was a hero of mine.
- 54:30[SPEAKER_02]: Again, all those guys who told national in their own, back then you couldn't curse like I didn't have to luxury of person like I did.
- 54:37[SPEAKER_02]: But in their own special way, told national to fuck off.
- 54:40[SPEAKER_02]: Again, I like those motherfuckers.
- 54:41[SPEAKER_02]: I like wailing, Willie.
- 54:44[SPEAKER_02]: And those guys now, I still like, you know, I think, Dwight Yoke, I'm still, he's still going strong.
- 54:49[SPEAKER_02]: And Marty Stewart, I fucking love.
- 54:53[SPEAKER_02]: And
- 54:54[SPEAKER_02]: Again, like the really old guys like Hank the first, Hank Jr. who's still going strong and Boko and all those dudes, I fucking love real country artists.
- 55:03[SPEAKER_02]: Real guys, men, those guys don't hang around the war, but if they are, they're feeling far between.
- 55:09[SPEAKER_01]: I agree because it was a rumor about Willie Nelson.
- 55:12[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if it's true or not, but his, you know, one of his biggest songs that he spoke to me.
- 55:18[SPEAKER_01]: No, that one of his biggest songs was for all the girls I fucked before and then his label made him change that, which obviously you never had to do and he had to change it to love.
- 55:32[SPEAKER_01]: And Mitch was nice.
- 55:32[SPEAKER_01]: It was nice and fucking boring.
- 55:33[SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
- 55:34[SPEAKER_01]: I agree.
- 55:35[SPEAKER_01]: Cause let's face it.
- 55:36[SPEAKER_01]: If you're looking at old school Willie Nelson, he definitely fucked hard.
- 55:41[SPEAKER_01]: He was not making love to these women.
- 55:42[SPEAKER_01]: He was fucking hard.
- 55:44[SPEAKER_01]: One of our listeners was actually at his concert last night.
- 55:46[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if have you seen Willie recently?
- 55:50[SPEAKER_01]: I have not.
- 55:51[SPEAKER_01]: I've heard he's pretty old.
- 55:55[SPEAKER_01]: He's pretty old.
- 55:56[SPEAKER_01]: I want to say he's 99 left balloons somewhere in there.
- 56:00[SPEAKER_01]: Is he 99?
- 56:01[SPEAKER_01]: Look a bizzade real quick.
- 56:02[SPEAKER_01]: But last time I saw him, Chris Stapleton was open and up for him in Austin, Texas.
- 56:07[SPEAKER_01]: It's a true story.
- 56:08[SPEAKER_01]: He's got a son who sounds exactly like him.
- 56:12[SPEAKER_01]: And so he sings for Willie while Willie plays and they kind of switch in and out.
- 56:17[SPEAKER_01]: I know you've got a child.
- 56:19[SPEAKER_01]: Is that something you would potentially pursue later on in life?
- 56:25[SPEAKER_01]: If your child was able to do your voice and you were able to play on stage with your child?
- 56:29[SPEAKER_02]: That's why I'm pulling out, man.
- 56:31[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want any of that.
- 56:31[SPEAKER_02]: My son is my son and plan music.
- 56:34[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to tell him that the music industry is full of these fucking...
- 56:37[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to get into the, I don't want to say the word, but the music interests full of bad people can't play a music.
- 56:42[SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry dude, get into, learn how to do AI.
- 56:44[SPEAKER_02]: That's my message to my son.
- 56:46[SPEAKER_02]: Tell him every day.
- 56:47[SPEAKER_02]: Learn how to, late learn how to make an AI.
- 56:50[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I agree.
- 56:51[SPEAKER_01]: Learn how to fucking code.
- 56:52[SPEAKER_01]: It says, Willie's 93.
- 56:53[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you, Luke.
- 56:54[SPEAKER_01]: You were deemed yourself for three.
- 56:56[SPEAKER_02]: God bless him for still being out there doing it.
- 56:59[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he's he literally played last night and one of our listeners sent it in, but it isn't also native, right?
- 57:05[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and his son is actually sounds identical to him, and he's mastered the voice, so when you see it, you know that he's, you know, Willie's not singing it, but it's his voice, which is fucking wild to me.
- 57:17[SPEAKER_02]: That's crazy.
- 57:18[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's crazy.
- 57:19[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 57:21[SPEAKER_01]: But, you know, he's had some years out there, he's got a popular weed drink.
- 57:27[SPEAKER_01]: Have you been approached by any of these RTD companies to potentially put out a drink or a product or do some advertising out there?
- 57:37[SPEAKER_02]: I've been to profile a couple and I really want to do it, but if one of you guys are listening to this podcast, I'm in at the time I was probably, I always skip these messages that I want to listen to, but if someone's listening, I want to make my own lead, I want to make my own lead drinks, hit me up, I'm down, I'm open to you guys, everyone.
- 57:54[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, we've actually got one mood.com and I can reach out to those guys.
- 57:58[SPEAKER_01]: What would you like the name of your drink to be?
- 58:01[SPEAKER_01]: I can think about it.
- 58:04[SPEAKER_01]: How about this fall, jizz?
- 58:06[SPEAKER_01]: You call it jizz, you can call it's Wheeler weed, walker, junior, and Wheeler weed would be good.
- 58:14[SPEAKER_01]: Wheeler weed would be great, and then it could go in certain increments there.
- 58:18[SPEAKER_01]: What does mood go up to?
- 58:19[SPEAKER_01]: You know, 150, 150 milligrams?
- 58:22[SPEAKER_01]: 150, so fucking lost.
- 58:23[SPEAKER_01]: I know.
- 58:24[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like you're getting raped at that point.
- 58:26[SPEAKER_01]: That's a lot, it would 150.
- 58:28[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, like that's some cause.
- 58:29[SPEAKER_01]: If you did, what do you feel like I'm more than 50?
- 58:32[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think you feel anything, my friend.
- 58:34[SPEAKER_01]: I think.
- 58:35[SPEAKER_01]: But you have actually, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you try it.
- 58:37[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I've tried to, I've tried to 150 on accidents.
- 58:41[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, it's one of these things when, when somebody hands you a gummy, you trust them.
- 58:46[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, but you don't know what level they're on.
- 58:48[SPEAKER_01]: So when I took that 150, it was a friend of mine.
- 58:50[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, hey, bro.
- 58:52[SPEAKER_01]: you know that I don't really go above like a 15 and he's like oh shit I thought you said 150 and my face was in the carpet.
- 59:00[SPEAKER_02]: Well I've done the Joey DS podcast many times so I've taken some shit I don't even want to know what I took and I've been on the fucking floor so I've probably taken 150 with Joey but I don't know what I- there was one podcast that they put them were like I don't even know if we aired it I was we both fucking we were both fucking out of it and
- 59:17[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I'm sure.
- 59:18[SPEAKER_01]: That's that's all he does.
- 59:20[SPEAKER_01]: And he's infamous for doing that.
- 59:22[SPEAKER_01]: He's infamous for giving other people these strong doses of weed just to be like, I don't know what I don't know what I did.
- 59:28[SPEAKER_02]: And I don't remember the pie doing remember the podcast.
- 59:31[SPEAKER_02]: I remember calling a friend after what I got home.
- 59:34[SPEAKER_02]: Do you know what happened to me is very well said.
- 59:38[SPEAKER_01]: uh... and that's that's what you get with joey deas every single time uh... there's some other that's why that's why i love them i know i is like he's one of the best is a picture of him there with a handful of weeds uh... when he was much younger that guy can handle his fucking weed i'm not that guy uh... i'm trying to work on that that's why i see about the one fifty with me it's uh... that's a bit much for me
- 59:58[SPEAKER_01]: same same man i got kids i'm with you i'm trying to settle down trying to get off my fucking ways and all that other shit that i used to do and uh... stops doing pets and drop them off at neighbors houses and and shit like that uh... i want to ask you about i want to tell you fuck it down do you remember that i must have been the early days when i said that it was yeah do you still feel like
- 1:00:20[SPEAKER_01]: I like big women, and she's another ozempic ship, right?
- 1:00:25[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, unfortunately, you know, she's on ozempics, she slimed down.
- 1:00:28[SPEAKER_02]: So I take it all back, man.
- 1:00:31[SPEAKER_02]: Put that way back on, the offer's still out there, but I wanted to at the time, but now that she's lost away, the interest is gone.
- 1:00:38[SPEAKER_02]: Find me another, find me a big chick who looks like a devil.
- 1:00:40[SPEAKER_02]: You can probably find that on porn nowadays, right?
- 1:00:42[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
- 1:00:43[SPEAKER_01]: I look.
- 1:00:44[SPEAKER_01]: There's a bunch of them out there.
- 1:00:45[SPEAKER_01]: I live in your space where it's like, give me some curves, give me some weight, give me some natural shit, give me something that I ain't hanging on.
- 1:00:52[SPEAKER_02]: God, I ain't skinny chicks.
- 1:00:53[SPEAKER_01]: I ain't saying shit.
- 1:00:54[SPEAKER_01]: I can't stand it, man.
- 1:00:56[SPEAKER_01]: And ever since Adele lost that weight, it's like, hello, but also goodbye.
- 1:01:02[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I don't want you in my life, and I, you don't have any tips to fucking anymore.
- 1:01:06[SPEAKER_02]: And also you got healthy, and now I've got nothing to jack off to.
- 1:01:10[SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
- 1:01:11[SPEAKER_01]: Yep, and then right your life itself is it selfish is what it is it is you're lying next to her watching widows Bay and you're like cool man.
- 1:01:18[SPEAKER_01]: I could really jack off on you right now, but you lost your fucking tits and then what am I going to do here?
- 1:01:26[SPEAKER_01]: So it sucks, but she's engaged now got bless her and and I hope he's happy with it.
- 1:01:31[SPEAKER_01]: It's a black eye though So like I don't I don't think he is obviously, but You know, I expect her to put that weight on the future.
- 1:01:38[SPEAKER_01]: That's my guess
- 1:01:39[SPEAKER_01]: You know what, she knows she looked better before.
- 1:01:42[SPEAKER_02]: He's going to put it back on.
- 1:01:44[SPEAKER_02]: You know, they can't be fun injecting that thing every day, and they're even.
- 1:01:47[SPEAKER_01]: No, and we got some side-by-side pictures here.
- 1:01:49[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you, Blue.
- 1:01:50[SPEAKER_01]: Pop that up on screen there.
- 1:01:52[SPEAKER_01]: Look at the difference.
- 1:01:53[SPEAKER_01]: Those are two totally different people right there.
- 1:01:56[SPEAKER_01]: And there's one that I like and there's one I don't exactly because right now I'm looking at a sizzler on the left and I'm looking at a panera bread on the on the right where I'm just like 100% do yeah like I'm looking good some bad I'm looking at soup and I'm looking at steak on the other side and yeah I'm always going to go for the steak option but good for it.
- 1:02:21[SPEAKER_02]: You only like you said you want
- 1:02:25[SPEAKER_01]: I want to stay.
- 1:02:26[SPEAKER_01]: I want to take every single time speak in which she's finished a residency at Vegas where you ever asked you to a residency in Vegas because I know towards the end of everybody's career that's kind of where they end up.
- 1:02:38[SPEAKER_02]: Um, no, but that's the, if there were regrets I've had in my career, not having a bit of Elvis on Elvis is one of my heroes and Elvis has been Vegas.
- 1:02:47[SPEAKER_02]: I think was kind of his peak.
- 1:02:48[SPEAKER_02]: I wish I'd been asked to do a residency in Vegas, but again, Vegas is the kind of kind of corporate like national has and I don't think their people would allow me there.
- 1:03:08[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's probably not going to happen, but that's his fucking lost mother fucker.
- 1:03:12[SPEAKER_01]: It is.
- 1:03:13[SPEAKER_01]: It is.
- 1:03:13[SPEAKER_01]: And look, Steve's going through his own, you know, private shit as we speak there.
- 1:03:18[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not going to get into that and divorce and everything else.
- 1:03:22[SPEAKER_01]: But looking back on your career here, what was the biggest highlight for you personally?
- 1:03:28[SPEAKER_01]: Was there a celebrity that you got to meet or somebody who came up and said, hey, you changed my life, these lyrics meant so much to me or I got married to your songs, what's the biggest highlight that you've had in your career?
- 1:03:39[SPEAKER_02]: Well, there's two.
- 1:03:40[SPEAKER_02]: One was the great, normal McDonald was a big fan.
- 1:03:43[SPEAKER_02]: That was a huge deal to me.
- 1:03:44[SPEAKER_02]: He was a real student of outlaw country.
- 1:03:47[SPEAKER_02]: He knew, even though it was from Canada, he loved all that shit.
- 1:03:49[SPEAKER_02]: And he introduced me to another hero at my Billy Joe Shaver, who said, I find that he was a fan.
- 1:03:55[SPEAKER_02]: And so being the two of those together was kind of a career moment for me to find it there.
- 1:03:59[SPEAKER_02]: Both fans and mine was kind of so fucking great.
- 1:04:02[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if you knew Norm and Billy Joe were good friends.
- 1:04:05[SPEAKER_01]: No, I didn't know that, but I'm a huge Normic Donald fan, and I was ant-solar in yesterday that he's got a documentary coming out on October 15th on HBO.
- 1:04:14[SPEAKER_01]: And no about that, is that real?
- 1:04:15[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
- 1:04:16[SPEAKER_01]: Judd Appetite, I actually did it.
- 1:04:18[SPEAKER_01]: Cool.
- 1:04:19[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so I'm looking forward to that.
- 1:04:20[SPEAKER_01]: Me and my wife love Normic Donald.
- 1:04:22[SPEAKER_01]: He's one of my all-time favorites.
- 1:04:25[SPEAKER_02]: And he's an all-time fan for me, so it was cool to meet him and get to find out he was a fan.
- 1:04:29[SPEAKER_02]: It was really cool.
- 1:04:31[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, did you get to talk to him about any of his past or before he passed away, uh, like in regards to that little man's name was pretty crazy.
- 1:04:39[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, he lived out of country life, no, no, no.
- 1:04:42[SPEAKER_01]: He did.
- 1:04:43[SPEAKER_01]: Um, and if you, you know, look back or remember as a kid, he was the first one who actually stood up again, so Jay Simpson and said, hey, this guy definitely fucking murdered two people, and then he ended up getting fired for it.
- 1:04:55[SPEAKER_02]: I think that's what he kind of like is my
- 1:04:57[SPEAKER_02]: My, my, my fuck you attitude, I think that's what, and he, he, he was the comedy version of that in his time.
- 1:05:05[SPEAKER_01]: He really was.
- 1:05:06[SPEAKER_01]: He's one of the greatest comedians of all time and I'm psyched that he got his own documentary that's coming out, and then also the love show.
- 1:05:14[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and the other documentary about his life was right before he passed away.
- 1:05:19[SPEAKER_01]: Now, he knew he had cancer.
- 1:05:21[SPEAKER_01]: He didn't tell anybody else, he had cancer.
- 1:05:23[SPEAKER_01]: And he decided to make this documentary, and then a couple weeks after he passed, he entered a puttin' it out.
- 1:05:29[SPEAKER_01]: Is that something that you would consider doing about your life?
- 1:05:34[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to document, I don't want to, you know what I like my privacy, look at that, I wouldn't do it.
- 1:05:40[SPEAKER_02]: And guess what, I don't think, I don't know that Norm would even want this.
- 1:05:43[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I'm happy because I'm outside to see it, but I just don't think people, I don't like people invaded my fucking private life.
- 1:05:50[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because the documentary he put out was the one that he authorized when he originally, you know, after he put that wasn't like that was a stand-up thing, right?
- 1:05:58[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and it was at his house, and he was always still talking about the cancer and some other things inside of his house.
- 1:06:04[SPEAKER_01]: And now this is a totally different one made by Judd App, a towel with some of.
- 1:06:09[SPEAKER_01]: His favorite comedians are doing four different documentaries.
- 1:06:11[SPEAKER_01]: One of them is about norm McDonald's That's coming out.
- 1:06:14[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure there's a lot of footage about you if you did pass You know internet on timely manner.
- 1:06:20[SPEAKER_02]: Is there a director out there that you wish would get a hold of the footage and and kind of chop it up for you As you're talking to bring back to what we're saying before James Cameron makes them fucking bad That's what he should
- 1:06:32[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, they'd be great.
- 1:06:33[SPEAKER_01]: They'd be great.
- 1:06:34[SPEAKER_01]: But do you have any footage of you jacking off or, you know, grow up when I die?
- 1:06:40[SPEAKER_02]: When I die and I go through my phone, there's gonna be a lot of shit you're gonna wanna see and bring it to you.
- 1:06:44[SPEAKER_02]: Really?
- 1:06:45[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 1:06:46[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
- 1:06:46[SPEAKER_01]: I filmed it all my other fucker.
- 1:06:48[SPEAKER_01]: Did your wife have the passwords or do you, are you guys password protected?
- 1:06:53[SPEAKER_02]: We got them, cause I know that this is history and I know that she's gonna want it and I know that people are gonna wanna see it.
- 1:06:58[SPEAKER_02]: So she's got it.
- 1:07:00[SPEAKER_02]: It's gonna come out.
- 1:07:01[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think it needs to come out for the good of the country.
- 1:07:05[SPEAKER_01]: I agree, I think that's one thing that's us is men.
- 1:07:09[SPEAKER_01]: We don't talk about this enough with one another, but we should film one spread eagle jack oiled up to hand it hogwash jack off sash to leave for our women.
- 1:07:21[SPEAKER_01]: I know my wife is my question for you.
- 1:07:24[SPEAKER_02]: My question for you is, why would you jack off without filming it?
- 1:07:28[SPEAKER_02]: What are you doing?
- 1:07:29[SPEAKER_02]: It's all these phones of cameras.
- 1:07:31[SPEAKER_02]: If you're not, if you're not filming yourself jacking off, what are you even jacking off for?
- 1:07:35[SPEAKER_01]: I 100% agree.
- 1:07:37[SPEAKER_01]: I'll even throw some strangle patient in there.
- 1:07:40[SPEAKER_01]: If you're not wrapping a belt around your neck, like later on in life, where are you trying to go?
- 1:07:46[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's the belt thing for the aim for your pants, dude.
- 1:07:49[SPEAKER_01]: No.
- 1:07:50[SPEAKER_01]: No, it's for the back of a door knob, maybe a spotter, one friend or at least a, you know, a rented out prostitute or something like that.
- 1:07:59[SPEAKER_02]: You got to have a spotter, man.
- 1:08:00[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you for the for a PSA.
- 1:08:02[SPEAKER_02]: I think that's important to say on this podcast.
- 1:08:04[SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
- 1:08:04[SPEAKER_01]: I did too.
- 1:08:05[SPEAKER_01]: And it's something I was.
- 1:08:07[SPEAKER_01]: Working with both last two administrations on was trying to make it a PSA about having a spot or it was going to be tasteful and black and white and all those shit.
- 1:08:14[SPEAKER_02]: When you're on your biggest stars meeting you got into this and that's it's not the part you don't talk about in the interview, but you have an assistant who helps you with that stuff.
- 1:08:22[SPEAKER_02]: Man or woman.
- 1:08:24[SPEAKER_01]: It's a man unfortunately, but he knows his job.
- 1:08:28[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I, full disclosure, I think it has to be a man, not in a gay way, obviously, but it's the strength to kind of lift you up.
- 1:08:34[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, a woman couldn't pick me up, so I think you're right.
- 1:08:38[SPEAKER_02]: It's going to be a guy who's about to go in those way around a man in a belt.
- 1:08:42[SPEAKER_01]: I agree.
- 1:08:43[SPEAKER_01]: I agree, and I prefer to be a bigger man to be honest with you, because they're used to stretching out those belts.
- 1:08:48[SPEAKER_01]: So you kind of know what that give is that given tape.
- 1:08:51[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my, my assistance, a big five fuck, he'll take care of me.
- 1:08:54[SPEAKER_01]: What do we talk in three, 15, three, 20, how big is this fuck?
- 1:09:00[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, maybe not.
- 1:09:00[SPEAKER_02]: He made a 305 maybe.
- 1:09:02[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
- 1:09:04[SPEAKER_01]: Like, but, but short, so, but, but meaty, short and meaty.
- 1:09:09[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 1:09:10[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 1:09:10[SPEAKER_01]: No, I, I like that.
- 1:09:12[SPEAKER_01]: Um, look, since I didn't get the album here, and I, I only got the first three songs.
- 1:09:16[SPEAKER_01]: What is your favorite song off of your last album?
- 1:09:21[SPEAKER_02]: My song on the new album called Busy and Tills that I love.
- 1:09:27[SPEAKER_02]: What kind of pills would they?
- 1:09:29[SPEAKER_02]: Well, here's the thing, people think my songs are so kind of crazy, but this is a serious song to me.
- 1:09:36[SPEAKER_02]: It's a love song about a man and his pharmacist.
- 1:09:40[SPEAKER_02]: And it's a song about a woman.
- 1:09:43[SPEAKER_02]: And how much he loves her pussy and pills and she breaks him home the pills every night and he loves her pussy too.
- 1:09:48[SPEAKER_02]: So I just thought I was a cool way to, I never heard a country song about a man that fell in love with the pharmacist before.
- 1:09:53[SPEAKER_02]: And I wonder, I know a way around the pharmacist as you can imagine.
- 1:09:59[SPEAKER_01]: No, I think that's awesome because that's one of those professions that kind of goes under the radar.
- 1:10:04[SPEAKER_01]: Nobody ever really talks about the great ones.
- 1:10:06[SPEAKER_02]: You're yourself a nice pharmacist yourself for life, dude.
- 1:10:09[SPEAKER_01]: I agree.
- 1:10:10[SPEAKER_01]: I agree.
- 1:10:11[SPEAKER_01]: Same with the vet, dude.
- 1:10:11[SPEAKER_01]: They'll give you all the catamine you want.
- 1:10:13[SPEAKER_01]: Nobody ever talks about it.
- 1:10:16[SPEAKER_01]: She gets it good money, she gets good pills, she has good pussy, good.
- 1:10:22[SPEAKER_01]: Um, were you self conscious about what the last song was going to be on the album?
- 1:10:26[SPEAKER_01]: Knowing that's hey, when your fans play this, this is the one that they might remember forever if they never go back to Wheeler Walker Jr.
- 1:10:35[SPEAKER_02]: I did, that's probably why I put the song nice titties as the last song.
- 1:10:40[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so nice titties is the last song and do you mind if I ask you wrote that about I'm gonna say some sweet cut my wife That is sweet.
- 1:10:55[SPEAKER_01]: That is very I hope she watch now.
- 1:10:56[SPEAKER_01]: I hope she watches it.
- 1:10:58[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, said a why said a why There was a sweet.
- 1:11:01[SPEAKER_02]: I said was a sweet interview and she I want her to see see this vitamin
- 1:11:05[SPEAKER_01]: Is it acoustic or do you, uh, do you have a full band back in you on this one?
- 1:11:09[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's a lot.
- 1:11:10[SPEAKER_01]: It's actually a loud song.
- 1:11:12[SPEAKER_01]: Really.
- 1:11:14[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 1:11:14[SPEAKER_02]: It's pretty rocking.
- 1:11:15[SPEAKER_02]: I want to end on a high note with, but it's kind of got that, um, an impossible kick and S energy to it.
- 1:11:21[SPEAKER_01]: love that obviously that was that was my introduction to you so i'm really looking forward to that uh and then you know shame on your public is for not sending me the rest of the album i obviously i understand about it leaking and uh you know lime wire and all that stuff um she didn't want that to get out there so thank you but uh we're gonna get it to you we'll get it to you
- 1:11:40[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.
- 1:11:41[SPEAKER_01]: We're looking forward to it.
- 1:11:42[SPEAKER_01]: Now's the point in the show we get to the thing called the drinking bro of the week, which is someone who has inspired you or helps to become the person you are today.
- 1:11:50[SPEAKER_01]: We'll walk her junior, who would you like to give the drinking bro the week, too?
- 1:11:54[SPEAKER_02]: A drinking bro of the week I didn't know about this that didn't prepare one.
- 1:11:57[SPEAKER_02]: I love to get the drinking bro of the week to my guitar player Lee Roy.
- 1:12:01[SPEAKER_01]: Lee Roy is just one name or does he have a last name?
- 1:12:04[SPEAKER_01]: Lee Roy Power.
- 1:12:05[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
- 1:12:06[SPEAKER_01]: And how long you guys been playing together?
- 1:12:08[SPEAKER_01]: He played on everyone of my records.
- 1:12:10[SPEAKER_02]: No shit.
- 1:12:12[SPEAKER_02]: Yep, from the beginning.
- 1:12:13[SPEAKER_02]: So he's my drinking bro of the week.
- 1:12:15[SPEAKER_02]: That's awesome, man.
- 1:12:16[SPEAKER_02]: Where did you guys mean?
- 1:12:18[SPEAKER_02]: We met through my producer Dave Cobb.
- 1:12:21[SPEAKER_02]: He played on so much shit, and he's played on so much music that you love.
- 1:12:25[SPEAKER_02]: And Dave Cobb produced a lot of great stuff.
- 1:12:27[SPEAKER_02]: Dave Cobb produced Sturgle Simpson, Chris Stapleton, on down the line, and we just had a great six-year run.
- 1:12:36[SPEAKER_02]: I'm so proud of these records.
- 1:12:37[SPEAKER_01]: I want people to hear him.
- 1:12:39[SPEAKER_01]: That's awesome, man.
- 1:12:40[SPEAKER_01]: We got a picture of him right here.
- 1:12:42[SPEAKER_01]: Looks like a lovely guy.
- 1:12:44[SPEAKER_01]: Since she brought up Sturgeonal Simpson, did you guys ever make up after you did that interview with him being in the CIA, killing all those people?
- 1:12:51[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, and Rogan.
- 1:12:52[SPEAKER_01]: He wasn't even.
- 1:12:52[SPEAKER_02]: He was not too pleased about that.
- 1:12:54[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not going to lie, but if I think we're not.
- 1:12:56[SPEAKER_02]: Or I think we're good now.
- 1:12:57[SPEAKER_02]: OK, you guys are on speaking terms and everything's all right.
- 1:13:00[SPEAKER_02]: 100%.
- 1:13:00[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I apologize.
- 1:13:02[SPEAKER_02]: You're not supposed to say shit like that.
- 1:13:04[SPEAKER_02]: I honestly at the time I didn't know that Joe call me ignorant.
- 1:13:07[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't know that Joe Rogan was that big because it kind of fucked up his life for a little bit.
- 1:13:12[SPEAKER_01]: I think a certain center Joe Rogan.
- 1:13:15[SPEAKER_01]: Sterles, I said some shit I shouldn't have said, and I did apologize for that.
- 1:13:21[SPEAKER_01]: No, I look, it happens.
- 1:13:23[SPEAKER_01]: You do these podcasts, you do these interviews, obviously, you know, sometimes you take some pills, sometimes you're eating pussy and kicking ass, and your heads, not in the right space, and you say some shit.
- 1:13:34[SPEAKER_02]: But I just wrote 10 years ago, 10 years ago, wasn't what it was, I didn't think.
- 1:13:39[SPEAKER_02]: And also, everything I said was the fucking everywhere.
- 1:13:42[SPEAKER_02]: And I wish I had no, but congrats on all the success.
- 1:13:44[SPEAKER_02]: I just didn't know at the time that he was that fucking big.
- 1:13:47[SPEAKER_01]: No, and I kind of popped my mouth off a little too much.
- 1:13:50[SPEAKER_01]: That's fine.
- 1:13:51[SPEAKER_01]: And congrats on all your success, man.
- 1:13:54[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you, man.
- 1:13:54[SPEAKER_02]: I know because that's a new success, too.
- 1:13:56[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you very much.
- 1:13:57[SPEAKER_01]: We're on, you know, two thousand four hundred five hundred episodes whatever it is.
- 1:14:01[SPEAKER_01]: You were over a billion streams I believe on Spotify and iTunes.
- 1:14:07[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you've had an incredible career and thank you for taking time out of your day to be here today.
- 1:14:13[SPEAKER_01]: a lot of big fan.
- 1:14:13[SPEAKER_01]: I appreciate it.
- 1:14:14[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you for having me on.
- 1:14:15[SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely.
- 1:14:17[SPEAKER_01]: And if you get a chance, go see Wheeler Walker Jr. One last time, it is the pulling out tour.
- 1:14:23[SPEAKER_01]: New album comes out September 25th.
- 1:14:27[SPEAKER_01]: As you heard, what he said earlier, he is not gumming back.
- 1:14:30[SPEAKER_01]: This is not going to be a Michael Jordan situation.
- 1:14:33[SPEAKER_01]: This is his game six right here.
- 1:14:35[SPEAKER_01]: He's going to walk away on the game.
- 1:14:40[SPEAKER_01]: This is it for everybody.
- 1:14:41[SPEAKER_01]: So go out, buy some tickets, see them while you can take your son.
- 1:14:47[SPEAKER_01]: If you got a chance to to show them what a real man is like.
- 1:14:50[SPEAKER_01]: In case maybe you're having some problems with your wife and maybe she's got a little bit too much control over him.
- 1:14:55[SPEAKER_01]: I think this is an excellent role model.
- 1:14:58[SPEAKER_01]: Wheeler Walker Jr.
- 1:14:59[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you for being on the show.
- 1:15:00[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you for everything you do and thank you for everything you've done for country music.
- 1:15:04[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you, Van here, the best I appreciate it.
- 1:15:06[SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely.
- 1:15:08[SPEAKER_01]: Go to iTunes, right?
- 1:15:09[SPEAKER_01]: This show of five star and leave a quick review.
- 1:15:11[SPEAKER_01]: Then head on over to Spotify.
- 1:15:13[SPEAKER_01]: It's just a five star and you can walk away.
- 1:15:17[SPEAKER_01]: They say never meets your heroes.
- 1:15:18[SPEAKER_01]: Today was one of those time where I met my hero and he lived up to everything that I wanted him to.
- 1:15:24[SPEAKER_01]: Even though he's not here today for Dantany Dantany Holloway, I'm Ross Patterson.
- 1:15:28[SPEAKER_01]: This is the drinking bro's podcast.
- 1:15:30[SPEAKER_01]: Good, not everyone.