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FULL SHOW: Just Say NO (feat. Rhys Mathewson) · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hodache Big Show with Toledos from work days to workouts.
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  Speaker 1: It'll fuel your first welcome, big big show. Jason hight
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  Speaker 1: might not and.
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  Speaker 2: Get at your mad Basard's great to have your company
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  Speaker 2: on this glorious Wednesday afternoon. It is the thirteenth of
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  Speaker 2: May twenty twenty. Sex and you, my friends, as ever
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  Speaker 2: listening to the big Show brought to you by Toledos.
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  Speaker 3: That's natural.
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  Speaker 4: A litera drinks instead.
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  Speaker 2: To lea get a moogi you Stallion House life.
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  Speaker 3: Can't pretty grassy, your mad dog, your sex son of
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  Speaker 3: a b I've been a little bit thrown I'll be
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  Speaker 3: honest by the opening of the show. You've got you
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  Speaker 3: stumbling over your words. We're gonna those things over here,
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  Speaker 3: Keysy's miss the start. I don't know what's going on,
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  Speaker 3: to be honest with you, I've had a shock it too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Our mind's on Magic Round.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I do worry that there's an element
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  Speaker 2: of us having left the building, you know what I mean. Certainly,
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  Speaker 2: Pugshan he's given all those wives. I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: you guys feel that way, but definitely feels like let's
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  Speaker 2: just get to Magic Round now. You know what I
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  Speaker 2: mean more sleep too, more sleep. How you going keasy
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  Speaker 2: with your very very very impressive jacket.
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  Speaker 4: For thanks Fella's new jacket. Feeling pretty good about it. Also,
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  Speaker 4: notice the day that I wear a new jacket, Chase
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  Speaker 4: also wears a brand new jacket, And so it's kind
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  Speaker 4: of upstaged my jacket.
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  Speaker 2: It has, it.
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  Speaker 4: Really has.
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  Speaker 2: It is way better.
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  Speaker 4: But one hundred percent my mind is outside of the
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  Speaker 4: radio show right now. It is concentrated solely on Friday,
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  Speaker 4: and I just I'm in this weirdmire of having had
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  Speaker 4: a big weekend and going into a big weekend. I've
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  Speaker 4: written off this entire week as just sort of a
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  Speaker 4: murky gray area of bumbling mistakes and barely keeping it to.
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  Speaker 3: Gear in betwixt and between, aren't you Yeah? In the
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  Speaker 3: rear view mirror is just a haze of debauchery and
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  Speaker 3: drunken You know, it was a disaster, wasn't it? By
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  Speaker 3: all accounts? Coming up over the horizon is the mother
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  Speaker 3: of all disgraces. Magic round Ezy is back. So it's
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  Speaker 3: where Kezy sort of goes. It's your graceland, doesn't it?
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  Speaker 3: And you go to bring great shame on New Zealander's
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  Speaker 3: right across the world by going to that little corner
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  Speaker 3: of Australia.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the one. So I can't wait for it.
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  Speaker 4: They're looking forward to it. It's gonna be great, Jays.
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  Speaker 4: How you go, man, nice jacket.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you man in defensive Keysy, it's gonna make it worse.
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  Speaker 2: I'm on an automatic pilot, Fellows, automatic pilot. At this point,
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  Speaker 2: it's just words coming out. Yeah, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm still staring at Maggie and admiring his
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  Speaker 2: stallion of a body, and you know, it's a beautiful
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  Speaker 2: day outside. But I'm on an automatic pilot, right, it's pilot.
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  Speaker 3: Automatic pilot as I call it, for sure, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: auto pilot for long, but automatic pilot for sure. Yea.
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  Speaker 2: Actually it's my bad, hey, Mogi. Despite all of that,
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  Speaker 2: what's coming up? Mate?
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  Speaker 4: What's happening on the Big Show with old Mogi?
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  Speaker 3: An absolute monster of a show on a Wednesday, Fellows.
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  Speaker 3: We'll have comedian Rhys Matthewson into the show later on
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  Speaker 3: to talk about some shows he's got coming up. Also,
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  Speaker 3: another couple of opportunities or an opportunity to get into
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  Speaker 3: the drawer to win yourself as street dog electric motorcycle
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  Speaker 3: and in fact there's two of the barskets. You can
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  Speaker 3: join our gain sons of Hodeki. Keep your ears out
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  Speaker 3: for the qut call later on in the show. And
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  Speaker 3: next up, Oh keezy man, he's fallen on tough times,
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  Speaker 3: have I seem so?
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  Speaker 4: How the mighty have fallen? He's he's going to rent
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  Speaker 4: a house potentially devastated. Right, it's not that big of
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  Speaker 4: a deal, guys. Everything's all get up a new jacket.
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  Speaker 2: There's Velvet Revolver.
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  Speaker 1: That's a big show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 2: Use indeed radio Head there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
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  Speaker 2: Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is fourteen minutes past
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  Speaker 2: four o'clock.
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  Speaker 4: Feelers come to the realization over the past few days
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  Speaker 4: that I'm probably going to have to start renting a
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  Speaker 4: house soon. So you know, my wife and I we
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  Speaker 4: currently live in our first home, which we brought together
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  Speaker 4: a number of years ago, a little bricontile grannie flat
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  Speaker 4: out in West Auckland. We've done it up. We're selling.
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  Speaker 4: But one thing I've noticed in Auckland, even though the
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  Speaker 4: market right now isn't great for people that are selling
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  Speaker 4: their houses to get into a good one. To get
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  Speaker 4: into one you really like, you have to be there
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  Speaker 4: with money ready to go, unconditional cash stun old money bags,
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  Speaker 4: old money bags. You have to be and we're not.
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  Speaker 4: You know, we have to sell our house first. So
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  Speaker 4: the dilemma we're in is we have to sell our house,
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  Speaker 4: cross our fingers at the right house will come up
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  Speaker 4: and if not, start renting.
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  Speaker 3: For a while.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And I'm just a bit worried, you know, because
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  Speaker 4: it took me so long to get away from renting.
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  Speaker 4: I had to say, for bloody, you know, we weren't
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  Speaker 4: going out for dinner and didn't go overseas and all
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  Speaker 4: this sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: You only had like two accounts, you were saying at
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  Speaker 2: that time of your life.
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  Speaker 4: Well, actually that's when the accounts started, right, Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I still remember the day that the accounts started. And I'm
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  Speaker 4: just a bit worried about going back to renting. But
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  Speaker 4: you guys both rent it's fine, like it's all g
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  Speaker 4: you know landlords and that they're all GA.
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  Speaker 3: Well, for me personally, it varies a little bit, you know,
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  Speaker 3: having to ask permission to do things that isn't.
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  Speaker 4: Really Yeah, that would what I like, yeah, to do for.
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  Speaker 3: Example, at the moment, obviously we've got bird shit Chris
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  Speaker 3: living with us. Yes, your cat, and what comes with
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  Speaker 3: that is you've got a cat. Now, we've got a
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  Speaker 3: cat that wants to get in and out of the
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  Speaker 3: house all the time. So we obviously need to put
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  Speaker 3: a cat door in because at the moment I'm having
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  Speaker 3: to wake up in the middle of the night. The
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  Speaker 3: landlord doesn't want to let us have a cat door.
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  Speaker 3: So now I'm in a situation where I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: have to explain to the landlord why there's a cat door.
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  Speaker 4: So you've just got one anyway, Yes, I like that.
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  Speaker 4: The other thing too is you can always get one
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  Speaker 4: and then just put it back to how it was afterwards.
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  Speaker 3: Right, it seems like a lot of worse.
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  Speaker 2: I'm the opposite end of Mogi. Actually, I'm very excited
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  Speaker 2: for your keysy. You've been a woman's day. Now what's
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  Speaker 2: to do anything? It's time he took a step up
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  Speaker 2: from you know, let's be honest, you're a top radio
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  Speaker 2: DJ and can I can I just put put it
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  Speaker 2: to you, you know, having moved myself and now being
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  Speaker 2: a rent to myself the beauty of the CBD. It's
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  Speaker 2: a life full of excitement. For example, this morning I
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  Speaker 2: woke up there's a guy urinating against the apartment wall.
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  Speaker 2: You don't get that in the suburbs.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't want that.
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  Speaker 2: And then at about ten thirty this morning, whip please
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  Speaker 2: car boom right outside my window a dude scarpering down
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  Speaker 2: the path into the park. There four cops after him.
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  Speaker 2: Excitement keysy, But.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want that either though.
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  Speaker 2: Then at about eleven o'clock across the road a massive
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  Speaker 2: of an argument between about eight people and they were
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  Speaker 2: going each other. It was magnificent entertainment. Then when I
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  Speaker 2: was walking to work, mate, to come and work with you, backbones,
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  Speaker 2: I stood in a piece of human excrement in Elliott Street.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that doesn't happen in the suburbs. It only
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  Speaker 2: happens in the CBT.
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  Speaker 3: And what it.
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  Speaker 2: Means is I'm just alive all the time to the
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  Speaker 2: world around me. One guy, there was a guy one day.
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  Speaker 2: There was a guy having a guard himself right upside
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  Speaker 2: my window on the path next to the park. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: you just don't get that in Teata two.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe I just flag the whole house selling thing
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  Speaker 4: and just stay where.
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  Speaker 3: I am for it. Yeah, it sounds like it's for
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  Speaker 3: the best. Man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't think you're ready.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if Jason's the window into your future, you're
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  Speaker 3: going to be coming in here every day in a.
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  Speaker 2: Of the mood.
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  Speaker 4: At least I'll get a new jacket and a new
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  Speaker 4: shirt pretty much every day.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. True, you know, i'd flag it, Geezy, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: just stay where you are mate.
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  Speaker 4: How much do you pay a week?
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  Speaker 2: I can't get into the details here, Keezy, but let's
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  Speaker 2: just say it's she ain't cheap for that kind of excitement,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: That's really expensive as well. And as a dude going
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  Speaker 4: wheeze on your house. See, I don't know, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Keeps you alive? Man?
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  Speaker 1: The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodike the
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  Speaker 1: Sons of Hodach. Let's see who wants to ride with
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  Speaker 1: the street Dogs.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, indeed. And I've got to say, in all honesty,
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  Speaker 2: these are beautiful bikes. I have never in my life
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  Speaker 2: genuinely had any desire to own a bike. Yeah. I
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  Speaker 2: saw these bastards and was like, these are very cool.
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  Speaker 3: It was the kind of bike you see, Jason, when
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  Speaker 3: you saw them that you seed you'd be proud to
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  Speaker 3: ride back.
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  Speaker 2: John, absolutely, and actually just on that front, I did
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  Speaker 2: the Koala with keys in. He took me for a
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  Speaker 2: little cruise around the neighborhood. It was arousing and so smooth.
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  Speaker 4: Do you know what the Koala is?
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  Speaker 5: Mogi?
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  Speaker 2: I do.
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  Speaker 4: Well for those that don't, it's with some reason. I'm
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  Speaker 4: riding it normally. And Jason instead of hopping on the
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  Speaker 4: back like I sat forward thinking he's gonna hop on
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  Speaker 4: behind me. Yeah, but he was like, move your arm,
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  Speaker 4: keys in and sort of straddled me facing me.
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  Speaker 2: I straddled a Mogi.
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  Speaker 4: At one point he fell asleep.
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  Speaker 2: It was so smooth, though, Wasn't it quite?
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  Speaker 4: It was very, very smooth. The bike we were on
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  Speaker 4: at that time was the street Dog XR. But if
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  Speaker 4: you don't have a motorcycle license, you can get the
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  Speaker 4: street Dog fifty. As long as you got a car license.
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  Speaker 4: You can write that on the road. We've actually got
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  Speaker 4: two to give away, one for the North Island chapter
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  Speaker 4: of our gang and one for the South Island chapter,
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  Speaker 4: and you get to choose which one of those two
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  Speaker 4: bikes you want good stuf.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go to the phone lines, can they Shane? Your
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  Speaker 2: mad bastard? Ho was life? How are you? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Good?
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  Speaker 2: Thanks mate?
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  Speaker 3: Good dad?
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  Speaker 2: Tell me, Shane, what do you do for a crust? Well,
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  Speaker 2: I'm in sales in the farming industry.
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  Speaker 3: You're selling sick.
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  Speaker 2: I was selling softly for farmers to help them. Must
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  Speaker 2: be past you. You've got to grow grass.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you need software for these days.
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  Speaker 2: Bloody tell me. Apparently she is crazy, Shane. Tell me Shane, Well,
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  Speaker 2: I'm picking since you're sort of in the farming industry.
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  Speaker 2: You've you've had a bit of bike action in your time. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I'm a real badass on a bike, I can tell you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you sound like it's Shane your backbone. Will you stay
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  Speaker 2: on the line? Mates? And old patchl saw you out?
• 10:35
  Speaker 2: Good on you man, Jesus that I can't.
• 10:38
  Speaker 4: Good as Steve.
• 10:40
  Speaker 3: Wow, Hello, here he is Steve.
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  Speaker 4: You there, mate, I am here.
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  Speaker 1: You can hear me, I.
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  Speaker 2: Can hear you.
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  Speaker 3: Steve.
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  Speaker 2: Tell me Steve, what do you do for a crust? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Tell me as a mechanic, I'm Steve. Are you a
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  Speaker 2: fan of the electric vehicle?
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  Speaker 3: Not really?
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  Speaker 2: No, Yeah, he's more old school he's more centy, like
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  Speaker 2: you're dead.
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  Speaker 4: Well, he is like my dad. But the thing is
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  Speaker 4: Steve is trained up to work on you know, the
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  Speaker 4: internal combustion engine.
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  Speaker 3: Jason.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: That doesn't mean that he can't be riding a street
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  Speaker 4: dog in his private time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. Would you do that, Steve? I would
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  Speaker 2: have got today a damn.
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  Speaker 4: That's confidence. You're in the drawing if you hold the
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  Speaker 4: line right.
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  Speaker 2: And finally, let's go to laying your mad basset. How's
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  Speaker 2: life good mate? Good effects? Make good cod cood cood?
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  Speaker 2: What do you do for a cross lane? For people?
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  Speaker 2: My important work? That backbone, you know, and it was raining.
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  Speaker 2: You need a roof.
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  Speaker 1: You're telling me about a backbone and can feel mine?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? Is that right?
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  Speaker 4: Like the hey lane? Have you ever been in a
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  Speaker 4: gang before?
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  Speaker 6: Men?
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  Speaker 1: Nah?
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  Speaker 2: It away from that? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Well what are you you're scared?
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  Speaker 2: No? That? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Nice, because we can't have any scaredy cats in the
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  Speaker 4: street dogs. Man, It's not that's not what we're about.
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  Speaker 4: You're in the drawer lane. You hold the line all right?
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  Speaker 2: Good on your mates gangs? Eh?
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  Speaker 3: Hey ah?
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  Speaker 2: What that's the other thing about? If you were to
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  Speaker 2: rent Keysy. You know there's a few gangs around.
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  Speaker 4: Ah, yeah, but there's games out west talking where I
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  Speaker 4: live though, Yeah that's true.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but then yeah, they're West Auckland gangs, Casey,
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  Speaker 2: they're not CBD gangs, Big city gang. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
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  Speaker 1: in four on radio.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, indeed, Nirvana there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
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  Speaker 2: this Wednesday afternoon. The time is four thirty eight.
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  Speaker 3: Fellows of you who'd of the TV show kids say
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  Speaker 3: the Darndas things, Yes, I have. I'm starting to think
• 12:51
  Speaker 3: that old Bill Cosby was right about that at least.
• 12:55
  Speaker 3: Had a weird experience over the weekend with my daughter,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm beginning to think that brain is really kicked
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  Speaker 3: into gear. She's like Stewie now out of Family Guy.
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  Speaker 3: She's starting to outthink me, right, she's.
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  Speaker 4: Starting to plot how to murder your wife.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know, she's not shared that with me
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  Speaker 3: just yet, but she's very close with our cat bird
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  Speaker 3: shit Chris and god knows what they've been talking.
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  Speaker 4: It's like Stewie and Brian and Family Guy. They can
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  Speaker 4: talk to another very much.
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  Speaker 3: So now I was in bed the other day, and
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  Speaker 3: this was on Mother's Day. Brought in all the flowers
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  Speaker 3: and the many gifts for my wife, chroissant and bed
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: coffee paper. We'd been through all of that, and my
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: wife had just gotten up to go out out into
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  Speaker 3: the lounge to call all her family and tell them
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  Speaker 3: how lucky she was and how well she'd married and.
• 13:46
  Speaker 4: Is this a true story?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And at that point my daughter jumped into bed
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  Speaker 3: with me and she was we have a lovely time.
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  Speaker 3: She plays this game where she tries to drive me
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  Speaker 3: insane just by making loud, weird noises in my ear.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder where she gets that from.
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  Speaker 3: You do that every day for extended periods, and believe
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  Speaker 3: it or not, Fellers, after a while, it starts to
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  Speaker 3: wear thin, or it can do. So my technique is
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  Speaker 3: just to completely ignore her. So what I started doing
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  Speaker 3: was I got my phone out just sort of ignore her.
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  Speaker 3: She will eventually go away, because I noticed this works
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  Speaker 3: on me. So I was watching the previous nights Rugby
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  Speaker 3: League highlights on my phone and she kept on gaining
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  Speaker 3: in my ear for maybe three or four minutes, and
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  Speaker 3: I just kept on ignoring her, and then eventually she
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  Speaker 3: just said to me, oh yeah, watching the rugby. Now
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  Speaker 3: keep in mind she's not even seven years old. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: watching the rugby league highlights? Are you rather than paying
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  Speaker 3: attention to your wife on Mother's Day? What's that about me?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? That's cutting. Yeah, that is very cut.
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  Speaker 3: It's pretty insightful for a six gwn on seven year old.
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  Speaker 4: I think the part of that that's quite alarming, what
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  Speaker 4: not alarming but impressive for me, is referring to her
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  Speaker 4: mum as your.
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  Speaker 3: Wife, right, And it was a little, honestly a little
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  Speaker 3: bit worrying. There's a step up and sort of perception.
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  Speaker 2: And yes, it's operating, it's operating on a number of
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  Speaker 2: levels there. Yeah, you know what I mean as a
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  Speaker 2: posted just a very sort of one, you know, flat exactly.
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  Speaker 3: And now she then she reinforced us later on where
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  Speaker 3: my wife and I we've got one of the bedrooms
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  Speaker 3: is converted into an office. We've each got a desk
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  Speaker 3: in there. I was in there doing a little bit
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  Speaker 3: of work kesy oh cool, and my daughter was in there,
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  Speaker 3: still annoying me, still annoyed me. And I looked out
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  Speaker 3: the door and I could see my wife was on
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: her computer, but she was in the dining room and
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: I called out and I said, you're going to work
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: in that. She's got her own desk just behind me,
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: you know, wasn't she in here working with me? I said,
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: are you just going to stay out there? She's like, yeah,
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: I'm just going to stay in there. And my daughter
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: turned to me and she said, she doesn't love you.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: Oh wow. So she just points out things that are
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: obvious and happening within the house, does she.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: They're very Yeah, they're very intuitive at that age. They're
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: like sponges, mogi. And there's been many times over the
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: years where my girls have really, you know, knuckled down
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: to the crux of it. I remember when my youngest
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: was about seven or eight and she was complaining that
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: there was no food in the house. And I was like,
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: for goodness sakes, there's plenty of food in the house.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: And she came back with, we don't have food, we
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: have ingredients.
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: How does she even know what ingredients are?
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: Exactly?
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: Three four eight three. If your kids need to be
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: adopted out, if you've got any examples of horrible things
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: that they've said to you, it makes you. It makes
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: you proud, though in a weird way. I was very
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: happy with that. I'm starting with that.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: Three four eight three, Every text in the draw for
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: fifty bucks cash.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: Here's you too.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio hod.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: Ike Queens the Stone Age. There on the Radio Hodarchy
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is ten minutes
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: to five o'clocks. Talk TV. What's on the Telly with
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Mike Minogue.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I watched another episode of Gone last night on
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: three now Wedy. I think it's the second to last episode. Geez,
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: I will say this, I'm enjoying. I am enjoying it.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: But there was so you've got a It's about a
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: guy whose elderly wife goes missing, turns up murdered. Who
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: done it? They think it was the husband obviously their
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: keys Indy, but there's a cop in the sort of
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: a b storyline running where she has broken up with
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: her partner who's also a cop and cheated on her,
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: and he's trying to get back with her, and it
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: sort of goes through this arc of should she or
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: shouldn't she sp it? She shouldn't. He's a shocking bastard.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: But there's a weird leap between a couple of episodes
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: where she goes from sort of the one in control,
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: so I don't know about this, and in the next
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: episode she's just really weak and wet and subservient Tom,
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: and you completely miss the beat where that complete change
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: of character happened. So that's greatly annoyed me, Yes, annoyed me.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: But outside of that, I'm really enjoying it and I'll
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: give it three and a half base so far, but
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: the last episode will determine whether it's any good at all.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: And it's gone on Free.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: I'm watching a show called Legends.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I've started that.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: On Netflix and it's a characterize a dramatization of the
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: true story of British undercover customs investigators who infiltrated the
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: drug world in the early nineteen nineties. In The cast
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: includes Steve Coogan, Tom Burk, and Hale Squires. So as
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: the hell of a cast. However, Tom Book I really
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: like as an actor. Actually, which one is he in
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: the show? Or he's the the young fellow who makes
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: it all on board and goes, yeah, I'm the man.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: For the job. I'll see the guy that's on his own.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's on his own. Yeah. Look I'm actually really
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: enjoying it. It occurred to me last night while I
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: was watching it, because it's all about infiltrating their gangs
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: and stuff, and they're all kind of misfitty kind of people.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: It's got a little bit of Slow Horses vibe about.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: You, you know, or an attempt an.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Attempt at the slow the show Slow Horses, where they're
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: all kind of misfits and they're doing this crazy dangerous work.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: It's solid.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: The thing that kept me engaged with it is the
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: fact that it has got a really good cast and
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: you went after finding Steve Kirgan and something that's garbage. No,
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: however I found it. They're trying to the undercover cops,
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: trying to infiltrate thing gangs that deal and heroin, and
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: they do that by walking around in the neighborhoods looking
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: exactly like cops, staring at people either just standing on
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: corners or sitting in cars alone for hours on end.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: And it was driving me in So it was like,
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: surely you know that that's not There's no way that
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: that was how they did it. So that really has
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: annoyed me. But I'm sure it gets better after the first.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: He does and as I say, it's not amazing, but
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: I'll give it a solid three busies out of five busies.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: Like if we were hanging around with the sons of
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: Hadaky Gang. Yeah, and then some random dwebs were like
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: quite clearly staring at us from a car. Yeah, we'd
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: probably put the heroin away and totally.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: Well, this is the trick that these guys have though
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: they went loo getting straight out their windscreen. They were
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: sitting in the car a broad daylight. But looking at
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: these guys.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: In their rear view mirror.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Ah, you see, they couldn't tell them.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: I was little adopting that technique used to have down
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: at the netball courts. Keys. We would sit there with
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: your newspaper with the holes newspapers so you could look
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: through it and have a geese.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's an old yarn. So my wife would be
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: playing netball and I'd go and watch, but not watch
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: her game. I'd stand my car back it in, Yes,
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: to the car park with the netball game behind me. Yes,
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: have a newspaper opened with eye holes cutting it, and
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: then look at the rearview mirror and perv on everyone else.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: That's all right, I'm going to shock him.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: I've got to get back to doing that, and I've
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: done that in ages.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: I used to give that five buses?
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: Did I?
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: Is that where it started?
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: That's where it all began.
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: I want to throw back four years ago.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: I can welcome back your messive backbones. Hope your Wednesday's
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: going off. You're listening to the Big Show, by the way,
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: brought to you by Toledo. That's right.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: Toledo's natural electa like drinks. Tell your sports club to
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: stock him today.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Great stuff every day. The public won't know this. In
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: the studio, they turned the ear con off, so it's
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: always very nice and warm when we come in here.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Do they turn it on or do they turn it off?
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: They turn it, well, they change it in the sense
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: that it becomes cull, doesn't I think it's yeah? I
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: think maybe right.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: They turn it on, yes, and it goes from being
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: warm to suddenly freezing. It's like after five o'clock. Everyone's
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: gone high. So we're going to save some dollars here
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: and just switch it on or off, whatever the case.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: Kay, sweet, So if it's warm and then it gets cold.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: They've turned it on, They've turned the air conditioning on.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: I think they have it on. It just circulates because
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: it always sort of seems a bit of a different
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: level anyway. Anyway, let's not get bogged down. It does
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: get cold. But I've got a question for you which
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: has just been come to my attention.
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: James.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: You've had a wardrobe change mid show. You were wearing
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: a T shirt with a blazer, and now you're back
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: in your Headache Big Show uniform that you wear every
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: single day. Yes, what's going on? Man?
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Well, I actually wore the sweatshet underneath my blazer today
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: because it was a bit chill out there.
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: I love it.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: Hears it, switch it every day and even when he
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: changes his outfit, he still has it as part of
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: his outfit.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: But then I got him to work. I was like, oh,
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: it's a bit toasty in here. I'll take the sweatshirt
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: off and the jacket on with my T shirt. But
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: then it got cold again, so I put my sweat
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: ship back on. But it's not so cold that I
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: need to put my jacket on it. That's wrong. I
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: leave for you when I leave work, I'll probably put
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: the jacket on top of my sweatshirt.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: And what about the T shirt underneath? We take that
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: off only when I go to bed, Geezy, but you
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: leave your hood.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I need to take that off in bed.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: You sleep with it on?
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: Man, what do you have on your bottom half?
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Nothing?
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: So you win? Need the poet with that Nike switcher.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: God, that's so good, it's so hot.
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: He actually, Jase, you know I shouldn't take the person
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: out of mate, because I've actually decided that the time
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: has come for me to stand with you. Yes, you're
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: currently half way through giving up vaping for the month
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: of May. Yes, going bloody well, i'd say, but I
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: think you need to be support in order to see
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: out the month.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Oh well, I appreciate that, Key said, I look forward
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: to what you've got to offer.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: That's right. I've got my own bit. I'd like to play.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, our Fierce food Fighters.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: The Wholearchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
• 24:20
  Speaker 7: Tune in four on radiok Red Chili Peppers here on
• 24:26
  Speaker 7: the Radio Holarchy Big Show this Wednesday evening.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: The time is fifteen minutes past five o'clock.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: Fellas you know. We we joke around a lot on
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: the big show. We take the person away, but there's
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: one thing we shouldn't take the person with, and that's
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: our health.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Have you been checking your ticket again?
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: Huh no, No, she's all good.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: We've got a bit running with Hoidy j aka Jason Hoyt.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: Aka the vape Master aka the Jizzmeister General, and.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: That bit is for him to not vape for the
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: month to mate.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah preferred z.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: But and so I personally, I believe in Jace. I've
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: put my cash forward. I've said he can do it.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: One hundred bucks is on the line, magie. You don't
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: think he can, and I just think. I couldn't sleep
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: last night. I was up late and all I was
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: thinking about is why are we taking the purse when
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: it comes to Jace's health?
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: Man, you know I want to support you, Jase. I
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: want you to win this bit. I want you to
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: do it for longer than just mate.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Keezy. I appreciate it, man.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: And so with that in mind, I've decided to bring
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: to the table a bit of my own.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: I pledge that I will not have any alcohol for
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: the rest of the year for the rest of the year,
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: no alcohol. Now it's going to be hard because obviously
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: we've got magic on this weekend, and you know, there's
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: plenty of events and my whole life is kind of
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: built around it. But I'm going to do that for you, Jason.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: So well, I've actually gone this whole year without boozing,
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: and I'm going to do the rest of your after
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: magic ground. And I could teach you a trick or
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: two keys about how you could achieve this goal. Okay,
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: if you went so weak willed, if you weren't such
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: a messive alcoholic, if you were in a slave to
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: the person.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: I'm not a slave to.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: The Can I put five thousand on that?
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: Well, no, I'll put five grand on it too.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Wait, so Pat and two practices up for five.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: He doesn't have it.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: I'm only saying five just because j said five. But
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: for me it could be ten.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: So you guys are putting fifteen grand on the fact
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: that I will do it.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: You will drink, you will drink perst year? Can I
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: actually I will go ten? Yeah?
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: I mean I wish you all the best man going
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: team too. You might as well go to.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: Thirty k Yeah, Well, I thought you guys.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: Were going to Well, you can't just make a bit
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: and have nobody on the other side of the bit.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Otherwise you're just saying that you're going to do something.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, you're supporting me here, Keezy. Yeah, and I
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: appreciate it.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: Man, it doesn't feel like you're supporting me back. It
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: feels like you're just trying to get rich off of it.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Well, there's you know, support, and then there's easy money.
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: It's like when you guys bid on the Warriors, you know,
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: and you know they're going to get their asses handed
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: to them, but you do the bit anyway, but then
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: you bet on the other team. Yeah, insurance insurance, right.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: I want you to succeed, Keezy. That's why you know
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: I'm putting fifteen grand on it, because that's.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: Going to encourage you to really work out, because you're
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: not going to want to lose fifteen grand from me.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Jason O Packtice has gone up to fifteen as well.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: Oh right, it's a forty five k now, so you
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: don't want to lose this bit. So all I have
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: to do is not drink for the rest of the end.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: I get forty five K.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: That's right, correct, you can do it, man.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: I mean we should do what you do with the pot,
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: and we should get the punters involved on three four
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: eight three. Actually, that's a great idea against you and
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: then you know, we can see what we end up with.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: People have prepared to.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: Be okay before I agree to this, because there's obviously
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: a lot of money forty I'm going to obviously change
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: my wife about it. Yeah, maybe we should run like
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: an experiment to see whether or not I can actually
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: say no to the peer pressure.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: And you know you're just going to do what Hoodie
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: j did mate and bite the bottom.
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: I think we need to do it a practice so hard.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: I think we need to do a practice run so hard. Okay,
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: let's do that next, because.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: You're going to be tempted. See, there's going to be
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: people that try and press you into it. So we'll
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: do an improv next to see, okay, you can get
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: through that sort of stuff.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: in on Radio.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Hod Blink one A two. There on the Radio Hodarchy
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Big Show this Wednesday night. The time is five twenty six.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Let's do some improv. Why it sounds fae lines camera action. No,
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: it's time for the big show a prov. So Keysy's
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: made a bit that he's not going to drink for
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: the rest of the year.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: It's well, I'm still weighing it up. That's to support
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: you and you're no vaping bit that you've made. But
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: it depends how I go with this improv right now.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: To be honest, Well, we've already locked it in. It's
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: a bit forty five thousand, Well we have.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: We haven't shaken on her, no, No, we were just
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: sort of, you know, spitballing and stuff.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Well I didn't shake on my vape one either, and
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: it's legit. But anyway, let's get to it. So obviously
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: are there some backbones right behind you? Maybe they're annoying me.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: Umm, there, I'm gonna put it to you this way.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: What you Jay, Kezy and myself are over at Magic Round.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: We've just arrived. We've gone to the very first bar,
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: we've walked through the door and it's my around.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: First Kezy, Right, okay we go. This is gonna be
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: the hardest test at Magic Round. Yeah, it's gonna be
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: tough alright, So here's some bar on beyond hang on,
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: we're at a bar.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, alright, alright, I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: five jugs of four X and a couple of shots
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: of tequila. What do you want?
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: Well, good man, I might just get do you do
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: a do you do a pint of of coke?
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Zero?
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: Is it?
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: No PEPSI? No, I'll just have a Do you have
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: an orange juice?
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah? With an orange shoes the orange juice?
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just get a glass of orange juice please.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Yeh, yep, no worries. And I just have a little
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: couple of shots of body there for you on the side.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: On the side, mate, just put them straight? Want when
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: he gets a straight vodka in?
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah? All right, fellers, thanks for that.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: I don't want two dollars, thanks mate.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: What are you saying?
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: I don't want any of the vodka.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: I just want the orangements? Good one.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: I'm after. This is Australia, man, What do you mean?
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: This is Australia. It's okay.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: If you're in Australia, you drink. Those are the rules
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: pretty much going to drink. You can pack your bags
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: and you can beat it.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: What about that old lady over there, she's not her,
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: is she Yeah, she was hammered before she came in,
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: always is.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: And he gets on the sherries at about eight in
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: the morning.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: What about that little kid over there hammered?
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, steamed. He likes the old what do you call them?
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Traffic lights with body in them? Yeah, you know, the
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: old traffic lights to the because I can bake you
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: one of those if that's what you want. I mean, yeah,
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: there you go, traffic light. A little quick, little dose
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: of body in there, fellas out.
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: That'll be thank you.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: Can I just see the bars neck menu? Is that okay?
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: Can I just look at the bars next?
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: Sure you can, man, okay, cool, I'm just looking here.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: What are your nacho's like? Are they good?
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Not bad? Mates?
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Not bad?
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: I see here that they're coupled with tequila. You pear
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: them with a tequila the nacho?
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no you do, Yeah, no, I just want
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: them and the lemon and the and the salt there. Yeah,
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: free with the tequila. No a sex pat you know,
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: the sex shots with every with every grouping of nachos,
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: a group of.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if I order the nachos, can you have the tequila?
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: Have it?
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: Can you have the tequila.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: Honestly easy. I feel like you should get on the
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: pest man because you're unbearable. Sober.
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: Well, I've literally done. I'm the same as I always am.
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: What do you mean?
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: People have been coming up to me and talking to
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: me about.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: It, really, but we're not bundant to anyone.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: You're passing me off. You're going to pay for the
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: drinks or not.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: Moggie's paying. I'll just pay for the nachos if that's
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: all right, and the orange.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Jat and I'll pay.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: I've just got to go to the toilet. I'll be
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: right back. I'm just going to pop out. I'll be
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: right back, man, don't see you later. I see at
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: the airport.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: That'll be eighty five bucks saints mate?
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: Can I can?
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: I just know.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: The whole Archy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodes.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: Indeed, we are there on the radio hold Archy Big Show.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: There's a glorious, glorious Wednesday evening now the New Zealand
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Comedy Festivals on at the Moment International Comedy Festival. We've
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: had a lot of comedian through but we've got another
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: comedian today who's with us. And it's not specifically for
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: the New Zealand International Comedy Festival. It's for another fundraising activity.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about the one and only Hyes, Matthewson, how
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: are you mad? Bastard?
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: Oh my beautiful boys. It's good to see you again.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: It's been a while, isn't it.
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: It's been about a year last time we were getting
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: naked together.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's right.
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: Was I in the tub?
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: Not yet?
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: I was Noah.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: That was a great CAZy did a weak radio stunt
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: where he was broadcasting from the bath. Did you not
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: hear about it?
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: I heard about it, Reples through the New Zealand media.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: It was It's crazy. It was massive, wasn't it?
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: It was massive? Speaking of massive, you guys have got
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: a massive fundraiser. So this is the poor Nicky house party, Reese.
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: You're part of this, and profits for from this event,
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: which is half music half comedy, are actually going to
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: be donated to the Mayoral flood Relief Fund. What what
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: is the key to good sort of storm drainage? You know,
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: because that's what it's all about, right well, into fixing
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: this storm drainage and things like that and handling those
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: big floods.
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: And thank you for asking. And I was absolutely prepared
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: for this. It's it's got to be scoria, right, yeah,
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: tons of Scoria's right, it's like a night out. You've
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: got to lay a good bass from there. You're pretty
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: much shorted.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Sleeves as well. Keezy, what about them leaves they block
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: up you know, the gardis and stuff.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: He's not wrong. You've got to get rid of the
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: You've got to have a good backwash system like they
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: do down at the More Point Sewerage System network down
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: in Wellington there where they put the back wash on
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: that flushes out all the city's poos and puts it
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: out in the ocean.
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: I've always lived my life on a no backwash policy.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: Reallywash Man, that was a huge thing.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: That was a big thing.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But in all honesty, mate, our Wellington brothers and sisters,
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: they've been under the gun. So this is a really
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: good cause because it's been shithouse down there. Let's be honest.
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it has been. And we you know, us in
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: the in the arts, we're not particularly skilled in any
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: way shape or for actually materially helped. Yes, but if
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: we can put on a show and donate the proceeds,
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: we're more than happy.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: You're not a bigger drain, are you.
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: Oh absolutely, no way, no, no, no, no, no no.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: If you've been given any thought to the apocalypse, because
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: I have, I'm just thinking how quickly I'll be dead.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: I let my wife and child are.
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: Just yeah, right. I've been trying to figure out if
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: I could commandeer a small twin prop plane and perhaps
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: flying myself to Stuart Island.
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: You know how to fly?
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: Absolutely not. How hard could it really be?
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: Well, exactly, You're the kind of guy in Stuart Island.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: I've been there before. I don't know if you have
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: no they would hate you.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: I've always felt, you know, in an apocalypse situation or
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: a zombie situation, I just build a treehouse and drink
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: purse my experience. That'd be my way of dealing with it.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: And by build a treehouse, he means sit in a tree.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: There'd be like two planks. But you actually make a
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: really good point. Having said that, I mean comedians and
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: artists in general would not be well suited to the
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: practical application of helping with flood relief. Having said that, oh,
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Kesy here he had massive flooding in his house in
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: West Augle. You built a drain, didn't you?
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: I didn't build a drain.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: I thought you dug it all up.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: He drinks like a draink.
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: That is a huge yarn to spin. Just as about
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: to my house on the market at Old Keesy's house
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: was flooded in it Are you kidding me?
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: It's a shock.
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: I'd pay for an extra builders report a second opinion on.
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: That, and I don't do it. We've got Reyese Mathewson
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: here with us. He is one of a whole host
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: of talented people as part of the Pornicker House Party.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: So it's happening this Sunday, May seventeenth at the Opera House.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: It is featuring comedians James Nokisa, Michelle Acourt, Recee Matthewson.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: Of course Justine Smith talking is going to be there
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: as well Karen O'Leary. So they're bringing the funnies, while
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: Samuel Flint Scott and Luke Butter from the Phoenix Foundation
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: and Dropper will be bringing the tune.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, I was going to ask Reez, what are you
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: doing comedy or music?
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: I'm going to try and do both. I'm gonna my
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: dream is to do like a real James Brown thing
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: and really short jokes like a.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then they can throw I think it is
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: going to be on stage while the comedians are on stage.
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: There is a house bend the funk Adela, and.
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: He's got a proud history of fusing music and humid don't.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: We Oh, here we go?
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, don't we?
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: As where we start?
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: You, of course talking about two thousand and seven Billy
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: t winners Missus Peacock.
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: Yes, that's a deep cut. I'm glad you picked up
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: on that. Should we go to a chune Jays Yeah,
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: and come back after that with more Reee Mathewson.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, and that sounds what's the chune keysy Faith
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: No More?
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Faith No More There on the Radio Hodarchy Big. What's
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: so funny? Reese?
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: Your face really went like like absolutely still, like there
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: was no one in there for us.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, kind of vacant. Yeah. Hey, we've got Reeth Madison,
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: comedian with us, because he's doing a fundraiser down and
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Wally of the Poor Nicky House Party. Is that what
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: it's called? Yeah, raising funds for flood relief. And they've
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: had poohs and stuff down there as well, So I'm
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: sure it's all sort of for the one big cause, right.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: The Mayor Flood Relief Fund? Yes, yeah, yeah. Is he
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: right in saying Reese that that does involve getting the
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: poos out of the water as well?
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely, it's it's sort of a think of the
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: largest siev that you possibly can yes, wosh okay, yeah,
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: yeah yeah, it's kind of panning for gold.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: But and you can hand the fish down a well
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: different nugg and fish, chicken, handfish. I'll take you out
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: on a barge or a raft and you can just
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: pick your own.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, this is where I could contribute because
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: back in the day and the Aussie Outback, I used
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: to work at a sewerage plant with my my poop
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: breaking up stick.
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: And you just the official title, what was it, You're
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: a log breaker.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: A log breaker.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: Plant?
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: Do you think they would help?
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: Reese?
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: I mean, I could sit there with my log breaker
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: and just you know, if there's any huge keysies out there,
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: Well, I've never been turd picking, but I have been
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: strawberry picking. I feel like I always eat more while
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: i'm picking than what I actually leave with.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: That's so true.
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: I'm worried that would also be as long as it's out.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Of the water.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: That's the main thing.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: I didn't find you.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: It's great, lea to fill up a part it, take
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: it home and put it in the fridge.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Rees of course. It is the New Zealand International Comedy
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: Festival going on at the moment as well as we speak.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Are you doing anything in that or are you just
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: sort of floating around doing bits and pieces here and there.
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: Floating around putting on some weird late night shows. Yeah nice, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: just doing lineup shows. It's so fun just to be
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: a part of festival but not have the stress of
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: having to do your own show.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, but you're with other stuff as well.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: Because I saw you at guymont didn't I did? I? Yeah.
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: So I'm one of the two head writers on the
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: season of gamont Spelling Beat that has filmed but not
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: come out yet.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: An unbelievable show, let me say, absolutely hysterical. Writing on
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: that show. You make Guy Montgomery out to be infinitely
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: more talented than he actually is.
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: Well, that's his real skill, is that he's got all
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: the charisma but nothing going on on the inside.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: Yes, right, So Jason has been on that and I
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: understand he really embarrassed himself.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: Oh well, we were on it together. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: But it was one of those things I embarrass myself
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: deliberately because then you don't want to go on there
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: and be serious, so I deliberately misspelled words.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Hit.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: Your trick was yeah, right, Reese one.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: I took it seriously.
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: My main mistake after that was reading the Reddit comments
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: of going this guy's taking away.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: There is a delicate balance to be struck though, isn't
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: there because you want to win. You want to do
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: it because it's people at home watch and go. No,
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: you this is how you spell it? Yes, you know
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: you don't just want to go in there and act
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: like a wacky buses and get out of there like
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: old Jays.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: I was so wacky man every day you are. I
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: was really wacky, Reese.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: We've got the Pornaker House party happening this Sunday down
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: in Wellington. As we said, it's at the Opera House,
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: raising funds for the Miror Flood Relief Fund. If people
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: want to win tickets for free, you can actually text
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: house right now to three four eight three or hit
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: to comedy festival dot co. Donning's in for more information.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: H w Yeah, good on you, Jason.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: We'll send you some free tickets. In terms of, you know,
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: having a show down and willing to like this, how
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: does it work? Do you go down there and are
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: you doing other shows where you're down there or no?
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: It's a five fo worker fly in, do the gig
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: fly out that night?
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: Next morning?
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Wow? Yeah.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: Do you like to operate like that?
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: Absolutely, man, I like to get out as soon as
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: I can in any city.
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I actually noticed when you came in here that
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: you're sporting a wedding ring and it looks pretty new
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: and it's a rapper of a ring. Can I say that?
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: Thank you?
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: Very very nice. Tell me about your marriage.
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: I'm married to a wonderful woman. We've been together for
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: eleven years, wow, married for three.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: She started going to the gym around the same time
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: I started going to therapy, so now I can properly
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: communicate in a relationship and she can beat the shit
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: out of me.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, great marriage.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: Ree Smithew said, what kind of lover are you?
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: Man? Oh?
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: Occasional but invested.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: Yes, Yeah, I like it.
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: You know, I'm attentive. I'll put the put the leg
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: work in league work. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. It's all
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: leags with me.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: No back muscles, but a lot of glute work.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: Great stuff. Would you describe yourself as vigorous? Ah, enthusiastic,
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: definitely enthusiastic, right, vigorous occasionally and parts mainly towards the end.
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: Well Reys, Matthewson, thank you so much for coming in
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: once again. If you'd like to go see the Pornicky
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: House Party text House to three four eight three or
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: here to Comedy Festival dot co dot in Seed Reese,
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: thanks for coming in, mate, always good to see you guys.
• 43:47
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  Speaker 2: Ivan clear. He fell as surprising because he's been pretty successful, hasn't.
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  Speaker 2: He's a panther coach.
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: Are you referring to as the news that he's stepping
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: down at the end of the next season. Yeah, I mean,
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: I guess so. He's probably the greatest coach in recent history.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: It is very sur but it's the end of next year,
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  Speaker 3: it's not the end of this ye. Yeah, there's always
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: something happening in buck Malie. You gona tell you, I
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: reckon he wants to go stut of Origin.
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: If you think about it, you get to spend the
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: whole year just sort of having a geeze at the
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: NRL and then you know, there's three games and then
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: you're done.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he'd be pretty keen because I think he's new
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: South wlshman, isn't he, And so you can imagine that
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: he would be quite interested in setting up a dynasty,
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: yes for New South Wales, which has never happened for them,
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: but his hat well it just sort of did in
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: the eighties, but it has never happened for has never
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: happened for them really in the modern era, but Queensland
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: was dominated, so well, he'd be great in this space.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: I think it'd be great too. And recently they had
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: to reappoint Laurie Daily as the coach, who had already
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: went through a massive stint of went through a massive
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: stint of losing. He was heavily involved in that giant
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: Queensland run. Yes, the losing side of that anyway, So
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: imagine that put Cleary in there. That that the dream job. Yeah, sit,
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: there a lot of pressure. He obviously would have to
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: back himself three games a year, but yeah, imagine if
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: we only did three shows.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: He oh, oh we'd nail it.
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: Imagine the pressure.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, it'd be so there'd be so much pressure.
• 45:35
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• 45:39
  Speaker 4: It's important. Not apparently it's important.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's fine, man, that's just whoa, he's smashing pumpkins.
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• 45:54
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  Speaker 4: the studio with us.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: Ooh it's Pugson.
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: Evening Fellas, how are you good?
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Thanks man? Thanks for asking?
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: Why was that so weird, I know, just pregnant. Pause
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: there you're a good man, just ood Fellows, how's it going?
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: Then we just said nothing, Yeah, jeez, Fellas, that would
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: have been great. Serious though, Fellas. The reason I've called
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: a show meeting is yesterday on the show, we found
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: out that we had been given a Whoducky Big Show
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: credit card for the first time ever. Long time coming
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: with needed one for bloody ages. Don't know why we
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: haven't had one. It's got James Pugsley written on it.
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: That's me and the audience. The audience voted that James,
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: you should be in charge of the credit card. Thank you,
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: which is great, It's right. I had I had a
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: thought though, here we go, how we're like, no one
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: knows where we're all going to be right over the
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: course of Magic Grounds. Specifically, we might get split up.
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: You know, Jason is going to go to an art
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: gallery or something, you know, like Mowgi's who knows. I
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: don't even want to know. You know, it's a team thing,
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: so yeah, will be near each other, you know what
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: that will be. But I don't know if we will Well,
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: we might all get we might all get split up.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: What I'm suggesting and I can't believe we didn't think
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: of this is why don't we all, yes, yes, he
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: gets it. Why don't we all have a copy of
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: the card on our phones, on our Apple walllets, yeah,
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: or the whatever equivalent of Google, the Google wallet, and
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: that way we've all got it. We all put our
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: hand up and say, hey, we only use this if
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: we get split up, and only for meals and essentials,
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: and what do you need the receipt afterwards? Pretty sure,
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: pretty easy to get a receipt afterwards, you know, as
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: long as we all remember to do that, take a
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: photo of the receipt. How does that sound?
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: I'm keen. I think I thought you were going to
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: say we could have a day each. Well, I mean
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: have it on Sunday.
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: I kind of want it the day that was Pane Friday,
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: Which is when do you want it?
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: Pegs, You're gonna have it on the Monday, and I
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: have it on the Saturday.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: So the day we come home.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: It could be slowly you should know, that's right.
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: I'm taking my sweet time.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I also I'm not opposed to Keysy's idea.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: I mean, God for bed, I you know, I'm in
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: a lovely cafe there, and I suddenly go, oh, bugger,
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: I've forgotten my wallet. Yeah, hang on, I got my
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: phone and my Google pay So that's.
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: Lucky exactly like Pugs, for example, you're not going to
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: look hoy J in the eye and say you don't
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: trust them with it? Are you?
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Do?
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: You see me looking him in the eye?
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: I don't trust you? Yeah, okay, that's fair enough. But
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: what about old mog You know he's telling me to
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: look him in the eye. Yeah, you see me look
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: at him in the eye.
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: They're bolding, aren't they.
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: I don't trust you either.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fair.
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: Now, whose name was on the card? You said it before?
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: James punk Yeah right okay, And who got voted to
• 49:13
  Speaker 6: look after the card?
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: James? Right?
• 49:15
  Speaker 6: Okay, No, I'm just chicking no sweet as a cool idea. Nice,
• 49:19
  Speaker 6: it does make sense. My people talk to your people. Okay,
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: so you're not keen for that.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: Just pugsn has spoken some.
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: More wallet there, So okay, all right, try your damnedest. Okay,
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: I'll get it.
• 49:37
  Speaker 6: Wise words from.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: It always gets me.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: She's getting really good at this man.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: You really can people.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: I might not know this, but when Pugs comes and
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: he plays us lives.
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: Because I'm doing it so much. What's the name of
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: this instrument? Pugs?
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: What's that?
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: The whole Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: tune in.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: Live there on the radio O Darky Big Show this
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: Wednesday evening the time six twenty six, Now fellows, the
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: actually should have brought this up in the show meeting.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: And it's to do with our travels to Brizzy. I've
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: actually got a favor to ask. Now. We were talking
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: about this the other day packing. I understand that we
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: all have a bag that you know, what's it called
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: chicken bag.
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: We have chicken luggage is and carry on luggage It's
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: called again chicken chick chicken chicken luggage, chicken luggage.
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: Now it's my intention to ta just take on, you know, take.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: On, carry on, carry on, take out, are you honestly man?
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: So you only want to carry on lugger.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: Carry on luggage, right or just seven kg? Now? Because
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know about you, but I like to travel light,
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: you know, I don't like too much adman, and because
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: otherwise I end up doing a MOGI and just leaving
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: X seas and leaving them in lounges and on seat
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: on me.
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: But you do like traveling lightly because you went to
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: the bad and took a T shirt.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: That's right, Yeah, that's true. But a way about seven
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: killows as well.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: I was having a little pack last night, and what
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: I realized is that I'm a little bit over the
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: seven kg threshold, and so I thought, I don't I
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: really don't want to have to have a proper suitcase
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: situation here. I have to check it in and then
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: at the other end you got to go and peck
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: it up. It's just too much Edmund for me. So
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: my solution is, if you guys are open to this,
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: because you're all taking you know, carry on, that I
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: could distribute my excess carry on into your carry on,
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: you know, and you just break it up and I
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: can give pugs so I can give you some mogi
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: and I can give keysy something with you. That way,
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: I don't have to do the whole suitcase thing, and
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: I can still, you know, just take my carry on.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: My carry on's full, so is it.
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, you know what you could do, and I'd
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: be open to this. I was planning on just taking
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: carry on, but I could take a chick bag instead.
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: And that way you could give me that stuff and
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: I'll put it into a chick bag and then i'll
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: check that in. Would that work? Oh yeah, didn't work
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: because I could almost take all of it because how
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: much carry on? You've got seven kgs?
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: Wow, it's about nine cages. That's that's why I was
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: wanting to just rather than get a suitcase scenario happening,
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: just distribute it in your.
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: Carry instead of that. Instead of getting a suitcase scenario,
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: what you could do is you could give me all
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: of yours if you want old chicken in under my
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: name and a chick bag. Have you got a bag
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: big enough to take it off?
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: There's some stuff i'd rather you didn't have, Kisy, and
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: you're well, just stuff that that I'll have in my
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: personal belongings. So that's fine that I don't really want
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: you sort of being a part of what you don't
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: trust me with, getting your massive snarls in there and
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: having a little look in the toilet bag and going
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: oh hello. So it's more just yet a couple of
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: T shirts, a couple of pairs of undies, some socks,
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: maybe some shoes, that sort of thing, rather than anything major. Yeah,
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: you're good with that.
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well I can help you out, make you you're
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: not helping at all.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: Well I don't need to because you're helping out. Yeah,
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about So you've got nine kilos to take,
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: but you've got seven kilos allowance. So you need Keysy
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: to take a suitcase in which you'll put two kilos
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: of your staff. Put it into a bag, a bag
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: that will get checked in. Then when we land in Brisbane,
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: you'll stand next to Kezy while he waits for that
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: suitcase to come out and then grab it off and
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: you'll be there.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: For all of that. Is that what we're doing? I
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: mean i'd be outside waiting in the sun.
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: Oh what would you be doing?
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: Just yeah wow, No, I wouldn't be doing that. Just
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: getting a bit of fresh air in the lungs because
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: I get very ansty when I fly. You know what,
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: I need to get out of the airport as quickly
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: as possible, not for Hoidy j the faffing around waiting
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: for luggage to arrive on the conveyor belt. Right, Okay,
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: so I've got a specific two kg package. If you
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: could just put.
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: That two cages of T shirts for you Wow.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: It'll be miscelaine. Let's just say miscellaneous. If you could
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: put that two you beg drugs to take your suitcase,
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: I'd appreciate that.
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: Keezy, is it drugs?
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: And just that call when you take it through that's all.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: Is it drugs?
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: A good soul and answer the question.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter what it is. It's just that you're
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: doing it for me.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Darchy.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: Well, there you go, your mad bad It's a big
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: Joe done and dusted for this Wednesday evening. Now we
• 54:37
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• 54:40
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• 54:43
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• 54:46
  Speaker 2: What's the clip today from the podcast outro? Keazy?
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: Today's clip is entitled run over and it comes out
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: at seven thirty tonight.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: If you're going across the road while looking at your phone,
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: I agree, it's you know what I mean?
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: One of them was quite an attractive young woman.
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean the fact that she was attractive is
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: neither he nor I worry.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: About this show. I really do. That is if this
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: is the future of the show.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: I agree, it got worse. It got so much worse,
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: So go and check out the podcast out trow.
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: I'm actually in trouble on that though I was just joking.
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: Around, certainly didn't come across that way. The tone of it,
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: you know, there was real.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: Hatred, you know when.
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: What I know, it's all good to say, you know,
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: when we just just.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: You instinctively know when someone's crossed the line, you know.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: And I saw Pugs screw up his face, and that's
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: always a sign when you started on that chat.
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: So I apologize for it now.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: No, there's no coming out from it.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: What I really worry about is that episode of Woman's Day,
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: because once.
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: Say no, how do you come out in episodes to that?
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the next episode is going to be a shocker.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: Hey, Mogie, what's the plan tonight?
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: I'll just walk home and take things from their men.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: No big plans, probably finish off gone life. Man, it's
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: pretty boring. I'm really just waiting till magic round at
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: the moment and I sort of wait up, wake up
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: in the middle of the night, and I am excited.
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: I'm going to holding pair in it. I said that
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: first to you before Keezy don't use my phrase.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: Now you're stealing other people's bloody content content.
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: It's afraid you did it.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: And so all I know is you can't fight your
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: DNA when it comes to sink and piss chase. So
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: come Friday, old Muggie is going to be on it responsibly.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: It's so funny you should say that, because I was
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: sitting here about five minutes ago, going we're off tomorrow,
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: and then I went, I want to hang on ye
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: ahead of another show to go? Yeah, what's your tea tonight?
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: Keezy like a chicken stair froe rice thing. Oh good,
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: it's not their bed, Jace, What are you doing tonight? No, man,
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: he's so dnah, he's ready to go.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: I'm over it now for those light galories.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: Man, he's already there.
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: Tell you like see Tom I