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Mark's 11am Monologue. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Mar Simone on sevent tenor well, you know, they had
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  Speaker 1: the big ceremony yesterday for the new Iotola, the new
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  Speaker 1: leader of Iran. This is the Iotola's son, who was
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be just as bad, even worse, but also
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  Speaker 1: said to have absolutely no personality whatsoever. But it was
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  Speaker 1: the installation ceremony for the new leader of Iran, the
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  Speaker 1: new Iotola. Thousands showed up except him, Except the new leader.
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  Speaker 1: He was not there, So speculation was he wounded in
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  Speaker 1: one of those bombing attacks or was he just afraid
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  Speaker 1: to come out in public because he'd be killed. Well
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  Speaker 1: this just breaking. Sources now saying that he was wounded
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  Speaker 1: in one of those original bombings that they say a
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  Speaker 1: fractured foot. That could mean he lost his foot. But
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  Speaker 1: also they say he has a.
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  Speaker 2: Severe facial laceration. So he was wounded apparently in one
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  Speaker 2: of those bombings. That's why he wasn't there. Also, I
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  Speaker 2: would think since this was outdoors, thousands of people dig gathering,
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  Speaker 2: if he were there, he would be I mean, he'd
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  Speaker 2: have a bruise on his head for when the bomb
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  Speaker 2: hit him right on the head. So I don't think
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  Speaker 2: we'll ever see this guy again. I think at some point.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if you were a life insurance company, wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: you cancel this policy right now? I mean, would you
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  Speaker 2: give this guy a week to live right now? Hey,
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  Speaker 2: the Nancy Guthrie case, you haven't heard about it much.
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  Speaker 2: You don't hear about it at all. It's not You
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  Speaker 2: could watch news twenty four to seven and not hear
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  Speaker 2: the name Nancy Guthrie anymore. I guess that means I
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  Speaker 2: know they're not giving up. There's still a couple hundred
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  Speaker 2: investigators on it, but it means the public is kind
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  Speaker 2: of given up on it, and the news directors have
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  Speaker 2: kind of given up on it. The only new thing is,
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  Speaker 2: you know that from the beginning, nobody liked that local
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  Speaker 2: sheriff who was running an investgation. What was his name, Nanos?
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  Speaker 2: That local sheriff always looked like a total bumbling, buffoonish
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  Speaker 2: kind of local sheriff. And now stuff is coming out
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  Speaker 2: about his past lying on a resume, originally on another
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  Speaker 2: job way back when, and then earlier work in other departments.
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  Speaker 2: He had a few complaints against him for this and that.
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  Speaker 2: So he is the bumbling fool that he appears to
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  Speaker 2: be now. Donald Trump, even when he was in a
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  Speaker 2: private life, and when he ran for there was always
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  Speaker 2: this one of the fake narratives. Well, he's not really
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  Speaker 2: a billionaire. He actually doesn't have any money, he's actually broke,
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  Speaker 2: he's actually this. Remember JB. Pritzker speaking at the Democratic
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  Speaker 2: Convention in twenty twenty four. Pritzker when he got up
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  Speaker 2: a lot of applause, and as it died down, he said,
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  Speaker 2: take it from a real billionaire, and the audience went, well,
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  Speaker 2: a real billionaire. Well, Pritzker is worth about a billion dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Trump is worth about six point five billion dollars right now.
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  Speaker 2: Even back then he was worth about four or five
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  Speaker 2: billion dollars. So they always love to convince you it
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  Speaker 2: doesn't really have He's not really a billionaire, he doesn't
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  Speaker 2: really have any money, he doesn't really own anything. None
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  Speaker 2: of that was true. You know who doesn't like him
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  Speaker 2: as Forbes magazine. I don't know why they're they're not
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  Speaker 2: big Trump fans at Forbes magazine. And no better business
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  Speaker 2: publication than Forbes. And nobody is better at giving you
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  Speaker 2: of those lists of exactly how much everybody is worth.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody is better at counting that, figuring that out. So
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  Speaker 2: Forbes just came out with their news. They now have
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  Speaker 2: Trump at six point five billion. He was like at
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  Speaker 2: four and a half five billion. He's at six point
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  Speaker 2: five billion right now. So can you imagine having a
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  Speaker 2: billion dollars? Okay, then imagine having six point five billion dollars?
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  Speaker 2: How much money? That is? All? Right? Now, listen to this.
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  Speaker 2: Elon Musk is now worth eight hundred and fifty billion dollars,
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  Speaker 2: eight hundred and fifty billion. He's rising fast. A lot
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  Speaker 2: of this is due to SpaceX. He's had a tremendous
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  Speaker 2: amount of growth, especially since SpaceX and Xai merged. But
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  Speaker 2: he's now worth eight hundred and fifty billion dollars. Remember
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  Speaker 2: way back when when there were millionaires that was you
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  Speaker 2: always hear about millionaires, and then there was the first billionaire.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sure that was probably a Rockefeller, but remember
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  Speaker 2: the first billionaire. You would hear about Rockefeller, and then
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  Speaker 2: Howard Hughes. You always hear about this Howard Hughes, who
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  Speaker 2: was and it was an hard to believe word, a billionaire,
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  Speaker 2: a guy actually worth a billion dollars. Where you're now
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  Speaker 2: about to get to your first trillionaire. It'll probably happen
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  Speaker 2: within the next two years, Elon Musk will be the
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  Speaker 2: first trillionaire ever in the world. So imagine if you
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  Speaker 2: had eight billion dollars what you could buy. So then
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  Speaker 2: try to imagine this guy with eight hundred fifty billion dollars,
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  Speaker 2: eight hundred and fifty billion. If you just put this
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  Speaker 2: in in in bonds, you would be making about four
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  Speaker 2: or five billion a year just an interest. You don't
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  Speaker 2: have to do anything ever again, you just invest. It's
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  Speaker 2: just you don't even have to put it in stocks.
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  Speaker 2: Just put it all in bonds, your treasuries or something
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  Speaker 2: where you're going to get a steady, steady interest payment.
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  Speaker 2: You've been getting three four billion a year in interest
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  Speaker 2: three or four let's say you put it in tax restuff,
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  Speaker 2: you'll be getting two billion a year in interest. You
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  Speaker 2: couldn't spend that if you tried, you couldn't. You can't
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  Speaker 2: spend two billion a year. It's impossible. But it's just unbelieving.
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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred and fifty billion dollars. Hey, at the same time,
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  Speaker 2: do crazy democrats. These crazy democrats are now talking about
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  Speaker 2: in New York City, especially in the City Council, they
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  Speaker 2: want to raise the minimum wage to thirty dollars it's
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  Speaker 2: about fifteen sixteen, now seventeen. They want to raise it
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  Speaker 2: to thirty dollars an hour. Thirty dollars an hour minimum
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  Speaker 2: wage mandatory. Now what that would mean? And I don't
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  Speaker 2: know why they can't figure this out. You know, most
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  Speaker 2: of these Democrats are very educated, they're smart, but they're
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  Speaker 2: absolute idiots when it comes to this stuff. Any time
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  Speaker 2: this has ever been done where you put this mandatory
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  Speaker 2: high minimum wage, two things happen. One, people get fired.
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  Speaker 2: Lots of businesses will have to fire people because they
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  Speaker 2: can't have as many employees if they got to pay
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  Speaker 2: this kind of minimum wage. So you'll have a big,
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  Speaker 2: big amount of people fired. And the other thing that
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  Speaker 2: happens is businesses leave or don't come here. You know,
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  Speaker 2: they tried all this stuff in San Francisco and the
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  Speaker 2: result was everybody closed up. All the big chains closed up.
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  Speaker 2: You know, everything from Starbucks to Dwayne Read to CV,
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  Speaker 2: I mean everything, they just closed and moved. So the
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  Speaker 2: result of this kind of crazy law is you get
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  Speaker 2: everybody fired, and you get less businesses and less jobs.
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  Speaker 2: Happens every single time without fail. I don't know why
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  Speaker 2: Democrats can't figure this out. Is it just incredible optimism. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I know it failed five hundred million times. Maybe this
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  Speaker 2: time in a way I don't know what goes through
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  Speaker 2: their head. Hopefully this won't pass. And the other thing
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  Speaker 2: is that Democrats have this feel good, sound good. Well,
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  Speaker 2: if it sounds good, let's do it. If here's all
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  Speaker 2: the data showing you can never possibly work, yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: it sounds good, let's do it. You know, if you
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  Speaker 2: just if you were a normal, logical, common sense business
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  Speaker 2: person and you looked around the country, you'd say, huh.
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  Speaker 2: You know, every state that gets rid of their income tax.
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  Speaker 2: As soon as they do that, everybody starts moving there.
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  Speaker 2: Businesses rushed to come down there, and the economy booms
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  Speaker 2: and it flourishes. I mean, it's not that hard to
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  Speaker 2: figure out that's what you need to do. Or you
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  Speaker 2: just simply get rid of all the waste, fraud, bloat
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  Speaker 2: in your spending. You cut your butty and a half,
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  Speaker 2: cut the taxes in half, and everybody comes moving back.
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  Speaker 2: Businesses come moving in. It's not that hard to figure out. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: this is a very important thing I think to do.
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  Speaker 2: In Coltsneck, New Jersey, Coltsnack Township, remember, the school board
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  Speaker 2: has made a big proposal. They want a name the
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  Speaker 2: school after President Trump. Now it's important to do this
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  Speaker 2: just to drive these nutty Democrats totally insane. Can you
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  Speaker 2: imagine this. It's the right now, it's the conover Road
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  Speaker 2: Primary School, all right, it's not that catchy a name,
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  Speaker 2: conover Road Primary School. But they want to change it
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  Speaker 2: to the name it after President Donald Trump. I think
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  Speaker 2: it's a great idea. I think it's an excellent idea. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: there are a lot of high schools named after presidents,
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  Speaker 2: and there's more than a dozen schools that have already
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  Speaker 2: been named after President Barack Obama. And as you can imagine,
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  Speaker 2: there's some in the township all up in arms. But
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  Speaker 2: I think it would be great. I think you're going
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  Speaker 2: to start naming things after Donald Trump because it will
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  Speaker 2: drive liberals nuts. You know, in Palm Beach they're naming
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  Speaker 2: the road from the airport a Donald Trump Boulevard. It's
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  Speaker 2: going to drive democrats nuts. And there's a big proposal
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  Speaker 2: down in Palm Beach to rename the airport after him. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: it happens all the time, you name airports after presidents,
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  Speaker 2: and that's his airport that he uses all the time.
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  Speaker 2: But it will drive Democrats crazy having to go to
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  Speaker 2: Trump Airport. It'll say it on their ticket, it'll say
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  Speaker 2: it on their baggage claim. It'll drive them insane. Down
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  Speaker 2: there in Cooltznek, here's a couple of Democrats. There's one
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  Speaker 2: guy in fact, he ran for Congress as a Democrat.
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  Speaker 2: He took to Instagram, he went crazy. School names are
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  Speaker 2: supposed to reflect the virtues we hope to instill in
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  Speaker 2: our children. Integrity, humility, service, respect for the law, a
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  Speaker 2: commitment to community over self. But the post only got
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  Speaker 2: twenty six likes. You know, actually Trump has a lot
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  Speaker 2: of the values and virtues we want to instill in
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  Speaker 2: our children. Hard work, dedication, never give up, endless, boundless energy.
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  Speaker 2: The pretty good idea to name a school after I'm
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  Speaker 2: all for it. So now the war in Iran continues.
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  Speaker 2: We're in day twelve. I don't like to call it
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  Speaker 2: the warn Iran like to call it the liberation of Iran.
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  Speaker 2: Now there's one island, a little tiny island that could
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  Speaker 2: be key to all of this. The President thinking about it.
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  Speaker 2: It's been proposed to him. It's carg Island. Ninety percent
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  Speaker 2: of Iran's crude oil exports come out of there. It's
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  Speaker 2: where they keep all the oil store all the oil.
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  Speaker 2: If you get rid of this island, that's it for
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  Speaker 2: the whole oil supply of Iran. If you blockade the island,
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  Speaker 2: you can totally totally shut down all of their oil everything.
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  Speaker 2: So they're thinking to do it is wants to take
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  Speaker 2: control of the island. If you do this, this is
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  Speaker 2: the entire oil supply of Iran all in one island.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of silly that they put it all in one place,
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  Speaker 2: but then you completely disable the economy of Iran once
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  Speaker 2: and for all. So they're looking at that that is
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  Speaker 2: possible that it could happen. I don't know. I mean
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  Speaker 2: the President's study it carefully, try to figure it out. Hey.
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  Speaker 2: Now there's a fancy public school, a private school on
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  Speaker 2: the Upper east Side. There's a bunch of these private schools.
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  Speaker 2: There's a well, you know all the names, but there's
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  Speaker 2: one called Spence. Spence. You could look at all the
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  Speaker 2: legendary famous names that went to Spence, very fancy private school,
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  Speaker 2: Upper east Side. Where's ninety first Street so packed? Apparently
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  Speaker 2: two people there were having an affair. A couple of
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  Speaker 2: teachers or a couple of employees were having an affair.
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  Speaker 2: I guess they're both married. Now the whole school is
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  Speaker 2: up in arms. What to do about this? I remember
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  Speaker 2: when I was a kid, well even when I was
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  Speaker 2: a little kid, and you had Remember you had some
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  Speaker 2: good looking teachers in your school. I mean most of
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  Speaker 2: them look you know, like Granny and the Beverly Hillbillies.
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  Speaker 2: But you had a lot of most of them looked
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  Speaker 2: like a mother on let's update that reference the mother
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  Speaker 2: on the Golden Girls. But you had a lot of
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  Speaker 2: good looking young teachers back then. And was it just me?
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  Speaker 2: I could see? And then we had some young guys
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  Speaker 2: who were teachers. I could see. You could tell kind
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  Speaker 2: of who was having an affair. Which teachers, not all
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  Speaker 2: of them, but I mean a couple of the younger teachers.
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  Speaker 2: This younger guys, a teacher, this woman. You could see
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  Speaker 2: stuff going on. You could get a idea. So is
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  Speaker 2: it that wrong? Well, apparently today's well you cannot have
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  Speaker 2: an affair. Well, actually they were both married, but is
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  Speaker 2: it the school's business? Well, what happened was and they
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  Speaker 2: think it was the wife of the guy having the affair.
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  Speaker 2: They think it was the wife who printed up hundreds
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  Speaker 2: and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of flyers about the affair,
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  Speaker 2: announcing the affair, and put them up everywhere, all over
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  Speaker 2: the school, all over the street, all over the every
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  Speaker 2: lamp post everywhere within blocks of that school, so everybody
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  Speaker 2: saw it. They believe it was the wife who obviously
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  Speaker 2: went to Kinko's and had a million posters printed up
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  Speaker 2: and put them everywhere, kind of like a Karen Hill move.
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  Speaker 2: Remember in Good Fellows where she goes to the girlfriend's
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  Speaker 2: apartment building, ROSSI, you whore, and she's hitting the buzzer
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  Speaker 2: and buzzing the landlord, sir, you have a whore living here?
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  Speaker 2: Remember that? And Goodfellows? Well, it's kind of like that,
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  Speaker 2: but it's disrupting the whole school. Hey, we got a
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