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- 0:00Speaker 1: I don't know how you found.
- 0:01Speaker 2: Us, but I'm so thankful that you did. It's John
- 0:06Speaker 2: Jay and Rich text us text j j R.
- 0:09Speaker 1: Whatever you want to say to the number nine six
- 0:10Speaker 1: eight ninety three. Look, we got a text right now
- 0:13Speaker 1: from seven one nine number. John David listening to yesterday's podcast,
- 0:18Speaker 1: We need a shirt saying, oh shut up, Rich, please
- 0:23Speaker 1: clip it so anytime you're irritated at anyone, anyone can
- 0:26Speaker 1: play it. Superstition Mountain Lady is my new favorite.
- 0:30Speaker 3: She wouldn't have it on a boo. This is taking
- 0:36Speaker 3: as long as the actual High Rescue Madison.
- 0:47Speaker 4: He was born in December of eighty four.
- 0:49Speaker 3: Well, it's a long time ago. They had Superstition Mountains
- 0:51Speaker 3: back then.
- 0:52Speaker 4: Oh shut up, Rich, you're being rude. You're being rude,
- 0:57Speaker 4: and you're not the rude guy, John Dan, I.
- 1:01Speaker 5: Actually love you.
- 1:02Speaker 1: Oh shut up.
- 1:03Speaker 6: Rich, because Rich, you never catch strays like that. That
- 1:07Speaker 6: was just out of no way.
- 1:08Speaker 3: Once I knew, I leaned into it a little bit.
- 1:11Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a call. We took. Get to listen
- 1:13Speaker 1: to it on our on demand podcast, John Jay and Rich.
- 1:16Speaker 1: So I legitimately legitimately had this question for Kyle. This
- 1:20Speaker 1: is a real. Yesterday, I was thinking about you and
- 1:22Speaker 1: your kids and your husband because we were at Disneyland together. Man,
- 1:25Speaker 1: we were I was there for ten minutes. Family, But
- 1:28Speaker 1: I was wondering, And it's so funny because I know
- 1:30Speaker 1: you it's gonna come up today on the show, but
- 1:32Speaker 1: I was wondering if your kids were still on the
- 1:34Speaker 1: Disneyland high like went because when you were talking about
- 1:37Speaker 1: Easton wanted to take a break. I thought that was
- 1:39Speaker 1: so funny. A lot of times he reminds me of
- 1:40Speaker 1: my son Jake. But I was just wondering, is the
- 1:43Speaker 1: family on a high? Are they bummed to come home?
- 1:45Speaker 7: Well?
- 1:46Speaker 5: You know what's funny is because like we were walking
- 1:47Speaker 5: through Disneyland and my daughter Addie, she like had the
- 1:51Speaker 5: best trip ever. At one point we were holding hands
- 1:54Speaker 5: and we were literally skipping through Disneyland because we were
- 1:57Speaker 5: having such a great time, and she looked over, I mean,
- 1:59Speaker 5: and she goes, Mom, I think I'm literally gonna be
- 2:02Speaker 5: in tears when we have to go home because I
- 2:04Speaker 5: so much fun. And I was like, oh, that's like
- 2:07Speaker 5: this just like this.
- 2:08Speaker 8: Is a great memory.
- 2:09Speaker 5: You know, this is like core memories happening right now.
- 2:12Speaker 5: And we got home really really late Monday night, like
- 2:17Speaker 5: we usually in our house, we usually go to bed
- 2:19Speaker 5: around eight pm, like that's lights out eight pm. And
- 2:22Speaker 5: we didn't get home from the airport until ten thirty,
- 2:25Speaker 5: and there was still like get ready for bed and whatever,
- 2:27Speaker 5: and so it was really late. And the next morning
- 2:30Speaker 5: I thought I was going to be toast because I
- 2:31Speaker 5: wake up at three in the morning, you know, like
- 2:33Speaker 5: that's not a lot of hours of sleep after a long,
- 2:35Speaker 5: exhausting weekend of walking around and you know, having exhuberating energy,
- 2:39Speaker 5: you know, which takes a lot out of you. So
- 2:42Speaker 5: I thought I was going to be dead tired.
- 2:43Speaker 3: I was.
- 2:44Speaker 5: I had so much energy. I'm like, I don't get like,
- 2:46Speaker 5: I feel so great.
- 2:47Speaker 8: This is amazing.
- 2:48Speaker 5: And I asked Scott how the kids did, and he's like, yeah,
- 2:51Speaker 5: they were dragging. They were like like kind of in
- 2:54Speaker 5: like a post Disney depression leg.
- 3:00Speaker 1: Because I'll bum, we're not the magic the happiest place
- 3:02Speaker 1: on Earth.
- 3:02Speaker 5: I think it was a little bit of both, but
- 3:05Speaker 5: mostly just for Addie. I think Easton was very excited
- 3:07Speaker 5: to be home and very excited having back. He's my
- 3:11Speaker 5: kid who's obsessed with the routine. He likes everything routine, routine, routine,
- 3:14Speaker 5: and when his routine is off, he gets a little frustrated.
- 3:17Speaker 5: But it's good for him because you know, you have
- 3:18Speaker 5: to be able to move your cheese. But yeah, so
- 3:20Speaker 5: I think it was a little bit that. But I
- 3:22Speaker 5: have to tell you, it was like the day was
- 3:25Speaker 5: like I was so energized, and it got to about
- 3:29Speaker 5: twelve thirty and I had left work and I was
- 3:31Speaker 5: in my car on my way home and all of
- 3:33Speaker 5: a sudden, it hit me and I was like, oh
- 3:36Speaker 5: my gosh, I can't even feel my legs right now.
- 3:39Speaker 5: I'm exhausted. I turned into a total zombie though. But yeah,
- 3:44Speaker 5: so I think the high has definitely gone for all
- 3:46Speaker 5: of us. But it was such a great trip that,
- 3:48Speaker 5: like I think we're gonna be We're gonna be talking
- 3:50Speaker 5: about it for years.
- 3:52Speaker 1: You flew to Disneyland or did you guys drive Disneyland?
- 3:54Speaker 5: We flew to Disneyland and it was it was cool
- 3:56Speaker 5: because we decided to get a lift to the airport.
- 4:01Speaker 5: And it's so funny because you guys know here on
- 4:03Speaker 5: the show, like we laugh when somebody calls John Jay John,
- 4:07Speaker 5: And there was one caller one time that actually called
- 4:09Speaker 5: him Jan and ever since then, it's.
- 4:12Speaker 1: Just become a thing Jan and then Mojo and Detroy,
- 4:14Speaker 1: Jan Jay Jan Jay. By the way, I watched John
- 4:17Speaker 1: Jay and Riches shows Instagram and John Jay has one
- 4:22Speaker 1: of those cold water plunge things.
- 4:25Speaker 9: So it's just like it.
- 4:25Speaker 5: So Jan is kind of like a thing in our
- 4:28Speaker 5: house that like whenever we hear Jan, we kind of
- 4:30Speaker 5: like get excited and laugh about it. It's funny. It's
- 4:32Speaker 5: like an inside thing. And so I ordered the lift
- 4:35Speaker 5: to come get us to take us to the airport,
- 4:38Speaker 5: and I go, oh, my gosh, Scott, get this. Our
- 4:41Speaker 5: driver's name is Jan Chance, coming to get us from
- 4:46Speaker 5: the airport. So we're actually still in Disneyland and we
- 4:49Speaker 5: have like like forty five minutes to kill and so
- 4:52Speaker 5: we're like, okay, hey, what ride are you going on?
- 4:54Speaker 5: Because Jan's gonna be here. Okay, you go right on, Tobio,
- 5:01Speaker 5: We're gonna ride thunder Mountain and then we'll get back
- 5:03Speaker 5: and we'll go see Jan. So we finally do. We
- 5:09Speaker 5: go to the hotel and we walk up and you
- 5:11Speaker 5: know how it's like you see what car it is,
- 5:13Speaker 5: but you always want to be sure that like that's
- 5:16Speaker 5: actually your lyft driver, and so I was like, I
- 5:19Speaker 5: was like, hey, are you Jan, and this guy, straight face,
- 5:23Speaker 5: no emotion, goes it's John. I was like John, and
- 5:29Speaker 5: I was like oh, and I know I was going
- 5:31Speaker 5: to go on this whole thing about how we thought
- 5:32Speaker 5: it was Jan.
- 5:33Speaker 2: You know what I mean, we thought you were Jan J.
- 5:36Speaker 5: It was j A N. And he was like John
- 5:39Speaker 5: and then it was like the straight face and literally
- 5:41Speaker 5: did not say one more word to us the entire Oh.
- 5:43Speaker 6: My goodness, and he was wringing up from Disneyland. He
- 5:46Speaker 6: was probably so tired of all the happy people he
- 5:48Speaker 6: saw in his car.
- 5:49Speaker 1: You know what, My dad's name on his birth is
- 5:54Speaker 1: Jan j A N Jan right, and I think he
- 5:59Speaker 1: goes by John when he comes to the United States.
- 6:01Speaker 1: I'm wondering if that guy was Dutch, did he have
- 6:04Speaker 1: an accent? Did he say or do you know?
- 6:07Speaker 5: The only word I had was John.
- 6:10Speaker 1: His parents were Dutch and they decided to name him
- 6:12Speaker 1: Yan and he hated it, which I hated my life
- 6:15Speaker 1: as well too when it was you know Yan, that's
- 6:17Speaker 1: where John J came from from Yan.
- 6:19Speaker 2: Yan chick it would be.
- 6:20Speaker 5: But it was funny because when when we had first
- 6:23Speaker 5: when I first was like telling his family. I was like,
- 6:25Speaker 5: Jan's coming to get us Jan, and Addie goes, Mom,
- 6:28Speaker 5: how do you know it's pronounced Jan? I was like,
- 6:30Speaker 5: Jay and Jan, it's Jan. She goes, what if it's
- 6:32Speaker 5: like Jean or Jean or something? And I was like, Addie,
- 6:36Speaker 5: it's Jan.
- 6:39Speaker 1: When I started dating my wife, her parents had friends
- 6:42Speaker 1: and their name There were a guy and the girl
- 6:44Speaker 1: and they were married and their names were Jan and Jan.
- 6:47Speaker 3: What the guy Jan?
- 6:49Speaker 1: No, No, not John, Jan, Jan and Jan? And I said,
- 6:52Speaker 1: is it Jan? She goes like, no, the guy's name
- 6:54Speaker 1: is Jan and the wife's name is Jan, like Taylor
- 6:58Speaker 1: and Taylor Lawtner, yea, but Jane and Jan. What guy
- 7:01Speaker 1: goes like Jan? Never's So that's the only guy I've
- 7:03Speaker 1: heard of going by Jan.
- 7:05Speaker 2: I mean, and you maybe he was fond of our
- 7:09Speaker 2: first month.
- 7:10Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm gonna call my.
- 7:14Speaker 8: Jan.
- 7:16Speaker 1: Let me just see if you because I wonder one
- 7:18Speaker 1: of them died, which one Jan.
- 7:21Speaker 3: A chance still alive? Come on, I don't think that
- 7:26Speaker 3: went through the right way. So I heard of downtown
- 7:28Speaker 3: in the middle.
- 7:29Speaker 5: It's because you didn't say nine, say nine.
- 7:35Speaker 1: Nine.
- 7:36Speaker 8: There we go.
- 7:37Speaker 10: Now, the person you're trying to reach is not available.
- 7:48Speaker 1: You know me, I don't give up.
- 7:50Speaker 4: Nine your call has been okay, forget it.
- 7:53Speaker 1: Do you know what Jan text us? It's John Jay
- 7:56Speaker 1: and Rich.
- 7:57Speaker 11: The next segment we're going to do is called second
- 8:00Speaker 11: Date Update because that's what we're going to try and
- 8:02Speaker 11: get and that's what the bit is called. Second Date
- 8:05Speaker 11: Update starts right now on John Jay and Rich.
- 8:08Speaker 1: God, Jane Rich, it's time for Second Dight Update. You
- 8:10Speaker 1: meet somebody and go on the date. You have a
- 8:12Speaker 1: great time. You expect there to be a second date,
- 8:14Speaker 1: and there isn't one. You don't know why. You talk
- 8:16Speaker 1: to your friends, you talk to your family, they're not
- 8:18Speaker 1: giving you the answers you need. So you come to us.
- 8:20Speaker 1: You tell us a story that we're gonna call the
- 8:22Speaker 1: person went out with. We're gonna find out what went wrong. Jonah,
- 8:25Speaker 1: good morning. Yeah, Hey, hey, second Date Update. You're on there.
- 8:28Speaker 1: What's your story?
- 8:30Speaker 7: Like? I've been out of the dating world for like
- 8:32Speaker 7: three years now, so you know, I don't even remember
- 8:34Speaker 7: what this is like, and so I hope y'all can
- 8:38Speaker 7: help me.
- 8:40Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 8:40Speaker 7: The first date, you know, first day for me for
- 8:43Speaker 7: a long time, and it.
- 8:45Speaker 13: Felt really good.
- 8:46Speaker 7: I felt like this might go somewhere, and she kind
- 8:48Speaker 7: of thought, like the full package. She's really active, she's clean,
- 8:53Speaker 7: you know, we can go out and have fun, and
- 8:56Speaker 7: you know, I just I thought maybe I, you know,
- 8:58Speaker 7: found someone like at least pursue you know, the possibility,
- 9:00Speaker 7: like you know, she could be the one. And I
- 9:03Speaker 7: thought the date went great. You know, she was laughing,
- 9:05Speaker 7: we were laughing, you know, the vibes were good, and
- 9:08Speaker 7: you know, we even talked about you know, you know,
- 9:11Speaker 7: you know, we're doing it again, like what we did
- 9:13Speaker 7: on the date. And anyway, it just nothing now and
- 9:17Speaker 7: I'm not going anything. She's not responding. I barely even
- 9:21Speaker 7: see that. She's like opened up my messages and read them.
- 9:23Speaker 7: So I don't know.
- 9:25Speaker 1: Okay, well that's interesting. Was there any kind of nudity
- 9:29Speaker 1: at the end of this date on the first date?
- 9:32Speaker 7: No? No, no, there wasn't. So yeah, I mean, I
- 9:37Speaker 7: you know, she didn't see anything that that she wouldn't like,
- 9:40Speaker 7: I guess.
- 9:41Speaker 1: Was there any nudity after the date when you were
- 9:43Speaker 1: alone that personal jonah jokes, Jonah just jokes, just jokes.
- 9:55Speaker 1: There's just bleeped the anyway. All right, So what do
- 10:03Speaker 1: we do? We call her. What's her name?
- 10:04Speaker 7: Her name is Grace.
- 10:06Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna call Grace. We're gonna find out why
- 10:08Speaker 1: she's blowing you off. A right, is there anything else?
- 10:11Speaker 1: How long ago was this date?
- 10:13Speaker 12: It was a couple of weeks ago, A.
- 10:14Speaker 1: Couple weeks ago. Okay. I can hear it in your
- 10:17Speaker 1: voice that you're a little out of the dating world,
- 10:18Speaker 1: and that's okay, so we'll try to be gentle.
- 10:20Speaker 14: Yeah.
- 10:21Speaker 7: I just feel like an idiot because I got my
- 10:22Speaker 7: hopes up, you know, and I just want to know
- 10:24Speaker 7: what happened, so I don't.
- 10:26Speaker 12: Repeat this, I guess.
- 10:27Speaker 1: Okay, Well, hang tight, we're gonna get her on the phone.
- 10:29Speaker 1: We're gonna find out why she's bowing you off. Second
- 10:31Speaker 1: eight update continues next with John Jay and Rich.
- 10:33Speaker 15: We just want to hear from you, and I don't
- 10:35Speaker 15: think that's too much to ask, and it's really stressing
- 10:38Speaker 15: me out that you're not calling eight seven seven, nine, three,
- 10:42Speaker 15: seven one oh four seven John Jay and Rich.
- 10:45Speaker 1: You are in the middle of second eight update between
- 10:48Speaker 1: Jonah and Grace, and Grace is in calling Jonah back.
- 10:51Speaker 3: That's right. Jonah said that he likes a girl that
- 10:54Speaker 3: eats clean and takes care of herself, but Grace went
- 10:57Speaker 3: on the date, left him on Red, and now apparently
- 11:00Speaker 3: Jonah is taking care of himself by himself, if you will.
- 11:03Speaker 1: You know what's funny When you said eats clean, I
- 11:06Speaker 1: thought this, and I thought, actually one of the reasons
- 11:07Speaker 1: I was I was pretty quick on part one because
- 11:10Speaker 1: I thought he said something. I thought he said something different.
- 11:13Speaker 1: I thought he said she looks clean.
- 11:15Speaker 3: Well, I thought he said she eats clean.
- 11:17Speaker 6: Eats clean?
- 11:18Speaker 16: Is that?
- 11:19Speaker 1: I don't know this, Jonah, What did you say? Did
- 11:20Speaker 1: you say eats cleaner, looks clean?
- 11:22Speaker 7: No, No, she's active and eats clean.
- 11:24Speaker 1: Oh see, I thought that's what I thought for sure,
- 11:26Speaker 1: you're gonna be one of those germophobes. That's why I
- 11:29Speaker 1: was like kind of quick and let's just get the
- 11:30Speaker 1: second to part because you were like, she looks clean,
- 11:32Speaker 1: and I thought she's gonna be like he was like
- 11:34Speaker 1: smelling behind my ears and stuff. All right, Well, then
- 11:37Speaker 1: I have no idea what's gonna happen. So we're gonna
- 11:38Speaker 1: call Grace and find out why she's blowing you off.
- 11:41Speaker 1: She's leaving you on Red, she's not texting you back.
- 11:43Speaker 1: Here we go hang tied Jonah stick Way.
- 12:00Speaker 6: Hello, Hi is this Grace.
- 12:03Speaker 16: Yeah?
- 12:03Speaker 6: Hi, my name is Peyton. I'm with John Jane Rich.
- 12:06Speaker 6: We just wanted to talk to you on the radio
- 12:07Speaker 6: really quickly if you're up for it.
- 12:09Speaker 2: This morning, sure, Grace.
- 12:12Speaker 1: We got a call from a guy who told us
- 12:14Speaker 1: he went on a date with someone, had a great time.
- 12:17Speaker 1: He had been in the dating world for a while,
- 12:19Speaker 1: so he might have made some mistakes and now the
- 12:22Speaker 1: girl's blowing him off. And so as he was telling
- 12:25Speaker 1: us a story, we kind of went around the room
- 12:26Speaker 1: trying to come up with theories and let's just call
- 12:28Speaker 1: a girl. So the deal is you're the girl, Grace.
- 12:32Speaker 17: Oh, I mean I definitely got I haven't gotten back
- 12:41Speaker 17: to him. We went on a date.
- 12:42Speaker 1: So you know who I'm talking about. You know what
- 12:44Speaker 1: I'm talking about, right.
- 12:45Speaker 17: Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
- 12:47Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead, let's see what's the person. What's the
- 12:49Speaker 1: person's name? You said, I'm gonna count the three. You
- 12:51Speaker 1: say their name, and I'm gonna say their name at
- 12:53Speaker 1: the same time, and let's so make sure it's the
- 12:55Speaker 1: same person. Okay. So I'm gonna go one, two, three,
- 12:57Speaker 1: You say their name and I'll say their name ready, one, two.
- 13:00Speaker 2: Three, Joan Larry Larry.
- 13:04Speaker 1: I'm just kidding, Okay, it's Jonah. You're right, Jonah go ahead.
- 13:08Speaker 1: Then it's Jonah go ahead.
- 13:11Speaker 17: Well, I I definitely haven't gotten like around to it.
- 13:17Speaker 17: It's just that we went on a day and it
- 13:20Speaker 17: seemed great. But let me tell you what actually happened.
- 13:24Speaker 17: We decided to go hiking, which I was genuinely excited about,
- 13:28Speaker 17: but he chose camelback, not the chill side, so soon
- 13:32Speaker 17: for rock climbing, so I could you not. I thought
- 13:37Speaker 17: I was going to end up in one of those
- 13:39Speaker 17: rescue stories on the news by myself, like, but I
- 13:45Speaker 17: wasn't alone. He just left me, what like because I
- 13:50Speaker 17: was moving too slow, so he literally took he took
- 13:52Speaker 17: off and he kind of like disappeared in between the rocks.
- 13:56Speaker 17: I was just climbing up rocks by myself and Loki panicking,
- 14:00Speaker 17: and when I finally made it like down, he's sitting
- 14:03Speaker 17: in the car irritated because he'd been waiting for me
- 14:06Speaker 17: for forty five minutes, Like he didn't even ask me,
- 14:10Speaker 17: are you okay?
- 14:11Speaker 3: And he doesn't know why there was no.
- 14:13Speaker 2: Second game, Oh my goodness.
- 14:17Speaker 6: Also, like I'm glad he was waiting for you, because
- 14:19Speaker 6: when you said he left you, I was like, did
- 14:20Speaker 6: he Alpine divorce?
- 14:21Speaker 1: You?
- 14:22Speaker 6: Like, I got scared for a second. What is now
- 14:26Speaker 6: Pine divorce? Alpine Divorce was like a book that was made.
- 14:28Speaker 6: But basically, it's like a tactic that men do. They
- 14:31Speaker 6: leave women up on a hike or like in a
- 14:33Speaker 6: stranded area to like quote unquote test their limits. But
- 14:37Speaker 6: there's been a whole bunch of stuff where people feel
- 14:38Speaker 6: like there's been murders, Like a husband takes their wife
- 14:41Speaker 6: out on a hike and it's incredibly difficult and they
- 14:44Speaker 6: leave them there and it makes it look like it's
- 14:46Speaker 6: an accident, like they died on the hiking.
- 14:48Speaker 1: I've heard, I heard, I've heard of those stories happening.
- 14:52Speaker 1: I don't know how to name to me.
- 14:54Speaker 6: Yeah, based the name is based off of a book.
- 14:56Speaker 1: Oh now you're in a book club. Now you're like
- 14:58Speaker 1: everything you say now it's all right.
- 15:01Speaker 5: The year So yeah, actually that's pretty impressive. But yeah,
- 15:06Speaker 5: I mean it can be really dangerous out there on hikes.
- 15:09Speaker 5: So I kind of feel like I would have ghosted.
- 15:11Speaker 3: Him too on a date. Why why would you not wait?
- 15:16Speaker 3: Just hang out?
- 15:17Speaker 17: Let me catch up, yeah, or at least helped me up,
- 15:21Speaker 17: since you're so fast like I was. I was really
- 15:24Speaker 17: going forward and trying my best. And like when I
- 15:27Speaker 17: came to the down, like to the bottom of the mountains,
- 15:30Speaker 17: he'd been waiting there for forty five minutes. He didn't
- 15:33Speaker 17: even ask me if I was okay, if it was tough.
- 15:35Speaker 17: It's just like just annoyed. It completely turned me off,
- 15:39Speaker 17: And now I have a name for it, because I
- 15:41Speaker 17: really did feel like in those forty five minutes something
- 15:43Speaker 17: was going to happen and that was going to die.
- 15:45Speaker 7: So wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry, I wait, great, grace,
- 15:48Speaker 7: great you thought I abandoned you on the mountain because
- 15:51Speaker 7: you were too slow?
- 15:52Speaker 3: No, I already hate you.
- 15:54Speaker 8: You did.
- 15:55Speaker 7: Wait hold on, I go no, no, no, no, that's
- 15:58Speaker 7: not what happened. This is not what happened. This is
- 16:00Speaker 7: this is not see what happened happened?
- 16:01Speaker 3: What happened really, because let's hear it my.
- 16:04Speaker 17: Point of view, I'm there climb mounts, like just doing
- 16:09Speaker 17: this whole thing by myself, and I turned around.
- 16:11Speaker 16: You're like gone.
- 16:13Speaker 17: Forty five minutes felt like an eternity for me, no warning.
- 16:17Speaker 17: I'll be right back.
- 16:19Speaker 18: You just left me.
- 16:20Speaker 7: I know, I know, I listen, I paddicked, Okay, I
- 16:22Speaker 7: had I had to go number two. I had to
- 16:25Speaker 7: go number two really bad, like emergency situation bad. And
- 16:29Speaker 7: there was just there was no time for me to
- 16:31Speaker 7: have a group discussion about it.
- 16:34Speaker 17: Bill, Had you left me on the side of camelback?
- 16:38Speaker 17: Did I mentioned this was camelback? Like this is like
- 16:41Speaker 17: a walk in the park.
- 16:42Speaker 6: I heard that.
- 16:45Speaker 1: Echo canyons really hard. But but but where did you wait?
- 16:49Speaker 3: Wait?
- 16:49Speaker 1: I didn't know where he pooped on echo? Did you
- 16:51Speaker 1: poop on the like?
- 16:51Speaker 2: Where?
- 16:52Speaker 1: Where? Did? Where?
- 16:52Speaker 2: Did you go off the trail?
- 16:55Speaker 7: I didn't well, I didn't want anybody to say I
- 16:56Speaker 7: didn't want her to work like on date one. Now
- 16:59Speaker 7: you poop probably down the place.
- 17:02Speaker 17: Right there I used to climb up.
- 17:06Speaker 9: I would have never known.
- 17:09Speaker 1: Okay, so look, hold on, let's we don't need to
- 17:12Speaker 1: get into the degreeing because I guess me me real
- 17:14Speaker 1: quick here. Let's just say, Grace, what he says is
- 17:17Speaker 1: absolutely true. He pooped on the side, and that's why.
- 17:19Speaker 1: And I could see that being on a date when
- 17:21Speaker 1: I've been like that with my wife, and it's a
- 17:23Speaker 1: it's miserable you got to get out of there, So
- 17:25Speaker 1: would you forgive him and see him again? What was
- 17:28Speaker 1: the potential that way?
- 17:30Speaker 12: I mean, I wasn't.
- 17:34Speaker 7: Can I just say I wasn't irritated? It was it
- 17:37Speaker 7: was a really it was really bad.
- 17:38Speaker 2: I know.
- 17:40Speaker 1: I'm trying to see if she wants to go with
- 17:42Speaker 1: you again.
- 17:43Speaker 6: You had to drive home because I was gonna say,
- 17:45Speaker 6: why didn't you just after you did your business go
- 17:48Speaker 6: back and meet her.
- 17:49Speaker 7: During the hike that I think I got?
- 17:55Speaker 1: Okay, listen, do you guys want to see each other again?
- 18:00Speaker 1: I would Okay, what about you, Grace? Now that you
- 18:03Speaker 1: know what he.
- 18:04Speaker 17: Went through, It's it's fine, but there's a lot of
- 18:09Speaker 17: things to make up. You have to be you have
- 18:11Speaker 17: to be totally honest with me.
- 18:13Speaker 1: I could sell his point of view. I could completely
- 18:16Speaker 1: see here. I can completely see his point of view
- 18:19Speaker 1: of why he did that and.
- 18:20Speaker 3: Maybe trying to play it off like nothing happened because
- 18:22Speaker 3: you wouldn't want to necessarily share that.
- 18:25Speaker 1: It's terrible. It's I've been there before recently. It's terrible.
- 18:29Speaker 1: But anyway, I mean, you make decisions where you think,
- 18:31Speaker 1: am I going to get arrested? I need to go
- 18:33Speaker 1: to the bathroom right now, I need to go really bad.
- 18:36Speaker 1: But hey, on a side note though, so you guys
- 18:38Speaker 1: do want to go out again, So I mean, we'll
- 18:39Speaker 1: pay for your lunch or whatever. We'll pay for your hike.
- 18:44Speaker 1: It's free. But Peyton, when I was thinking about the
- 18:47Speaker 1: alpine was called Yeah, I don't see hiking candleback at
- 18:52Speaker 1: all an option for alpine course. There's thousands of people
- 18:56Speaker 1: on that hike alone. I'm gonna all out here. Well here,
- 19:01Speaker 1: you would you like a protein bar? We got, I
- 19:03Speaker 1: got pretty bar. I go down and get you one
- 19:05Speaker 1: that's not terrible soil back, like when you you're supposed to.
- 19:16Speaker 1: I'm assuming if someone's going to kill someone on an
- 19:18Speaker 1: i'll Pine divorce, they're going to go somewhere like the
- 19:19Speaker 1: Himalayans or somewhere where there's not another person around forever
- 19:23Speaker 1: listened and he's trying to kill me, Well here, let
- 19:28Speaker 1: me give me some of this water man while he goes,
- 19:30Speaker 1: we'll go. I'll go down and look for him.
- 19:31Speaker 3: Kind of car the whole trail right here. You just
- 19:33Speaker 3: went right down.
- 19:34Speaker 1: I mean, there's a guy that goes up there every
- 19:39Speaker 1: day and plays the drums. He brings his drum set
- 19:42Speaker 1: up so you can be like you want the drum
- 19:43Speaker 1: set guy there. You can play a song while going
- 19:45Speaker 1: down and get more food and then you'll be okay, Okay,
- 19:48Speaker 1: Jonah and Grace, thanks for going on there with us.
- 19:52Speaker 1: Thank you good luck at your second dated.
- 19:54Speaker 2: Dane, Rich have an idea for the show today? Is
- 19:57Speaker 2: your use the iHeartRadio app been talked back to us
- 20:01Speaker 2: right now. It's John, Jay and Rich.
- 20:04Speaker 1: Jennifer, you got a comment about second ate update?
- 20:07Speaker 4: I I do.
- 20:08Speaker 19: I've been sitting in my car screaming and yelling at
- 20:12Speaker 19: this little girl for what you're sitting here trying to
- 20:15Speaker 19: talk her into having a second date because the guy
- 20:17Speaker 19: had to poop. But the facts are is that he
- 20:20Speaker 19: still didn't ask her how she was. He didn't give
- 20:23Speaker 19: any kind of a lame kind ex.
- 20:24Speaker 4: That pooping thing is not clear him for disappearing.
- 20:28Speaker 19: He still didn't ask her how he was.
- 20:30Speaker 4: He still didn't do anything remotely gentlemanly like for disappearing,
- 20:35Speaker 4: and she felt lost in stress. I have been brain
- 20:38Speaker 4: popping over here.
- 20:40Speaker 1: You know what you bring up? John, You don't.
- 20:42Speaker 4: Tell her to have a second date with a guy
- 20:44Speaker 4: who ditched her for forty five minutes on a mountain.
- 20:47Speaker 1: Okay, but hear me out, I agree with you one
- 20:49Speaker 1: hundred percent. That's my bad. I put myself in the
- 20:51Speaker 1: position of someone who had to poop an emergency, and
- 20:54Speaker 1: I was like, when when that When you're in that position,
- 20:57Speaker 1: you will do anything and you have to an emergency.
- 21:00Speaker 4: I mean, all of us in the human race have
- 21:02Speaker 4: all been in this situation where we have to poop,
- 21:05Speaker 4: but we still don't abandon people, and then when we do.
- 21:09Speaker 16: It would have been.
- 21:10Speaker 4: Probably a much kinder thing for him to just say, hey,
- 21:14Speaker 4: you know what, this is a really bad first aid situation,
- 21:17Speaker 4: but I have to poop, and you weren't better to
- 21:20Speaker 4: be honest than to ditch her and leave her on
- 21:23Speaker 4: a mountain, because at some point, maybe one day I
- 21:27Speaker 4: will call you and tell you about my incredible first
- 21:31Speaker 4: hiking experience that went bad and I made the news.
- 21:34Speaker 19: But that is a stressful situation to be in.
- 21:37Speaker 4: And maybe that's where I'm coming from. But you don't
- 21:40Speaker 4: ditch a girl in it on a hike and then
- 21:43Speaker 4: and then sit in the car and wait for her
- 21:44Speaker 4: for forty five minutes. You could have left and gone
- 21:47Speaker 4: right back up the mountain to look for her. He
- 21:49Speaker 4: could have done a falcon.
- 21:50Speaker 1: Oh, it was came back. Where were you hiking when
- 21:53Speaker 1: you when you had your.
- 21:54Speaker 4: Mishappen Superstition Mountains when my daughter's father, I don't like
- 21:59Speaker 4: to refer to him as any other than.
- 22:00Speaker 19: That, but he took me on a hike to the Superstition.
- 22:04Speaker 4: Mountains and it was going to be a flour mile
- 22:06Speaker 4: hike and we were going to see a waterfall and
- 22:08Speaker 4: it was going to be beautiful. Alatti, dotty do.
- 22:11Speaker 19: And it turns out.
- 22:13Speaker 4: That well, let me just tell you that the second
- 22:15Speaker 4: he told my dad, and I was in my twenties
- 22:18Speaker 4: when he told my dad, we will be back at
- 22:20Speaker 4: six o'clock the next night, a promise my dad made.
- 22:24Speaker 4: At six oh one, he had three search and rescue
- 22:27Speaker 4: teams looking for us, Pima Panel and Mayr Kopa, And
- 22:31Speaker 4: I'll just skip forward a lot. On the morning of
- 22:34Speaker 4: the fourth day, Jerry Foster was doing the news. They
- 22:39Speaker 4: called him. He ended up flying us out. This is
- 22:42Speaker 4: shortly before Jerry lost his job running cocaine. I will
- 22:46Speaker 4: promise you, after flying in a helicopter with him that
- 22:49Speaker 4: he absolutely did drive like he was on cope. But
- 22:55Speaker 4: the whole thing was insane and I got I was
- 23:00Speaker 4: on the mountain lost for three and for three and
- 23:03Speaker 4: a half days, and it made the news and it
- 23:07Speaker 4: was the only thing on the news that day, and
- 23:10Speaker 4: so they replayed it about five hundred times. So, oh,
- 23:12Speaker 4: this stupid woman took this beautiful child, because my son
- 23:16Speaker 4: was three years old. At this beautiful this beautiful, this
- 23:20Speaker 4: woman took this beautiful child and got lost in the
- 23:22Speaker 4: Superstition Mountain. No mention of the idiot took us.
- 23:26Speaker 1: Wow, we're now.
- 23:29Speaker 4: Yeah I am, but I'm just I left her on
- 23:33Speaker 4: the mountain.
- 23:33Speaker 1: Well, obviously we triggered you. We triggered you with the
- 23:35Speaker 1: hiking store.
- 23:37Speaker 14: Triggered me.
- 23:38Speaker 19: I was like all kinds of.
- 23:39Speaker 4: Crazy over here.
- 23:40Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, I'm looking at Jerry Foster too. Wow, fascinating Jerry.
- 23:44Speaker 4: Foster Channel twelve. Like I've been listening to you guys
- 23:49Speaker 4: since my forty one year old was in high school.
- 23:52Speaker 1: Thank you for listening.
- 23:54Speaker 4: Absolutely. But Jerry Foster was flying for Channel twelve and
- 24:01Speaker 4: he ended up being in the area and did the news,
- 24:03Speaker 4: So we ended up on the news that day.
- 24:07Speaker 1: I'm glad you're safe.
- 24:08Speaker 4: You've got attachments with the news. You should try to
- 24:10Speaker 4: get a copy of that video. I would absolutely love
- 24:12Speaker 4: to see it again.
- 24:13Speaker 1: Okay, well, give me give me your your How do
- 24:15Speaker 1: I google you so I can find it? Forget your story?
- 24:17Speaker 4: It would be Jennifer Madison in nineteen Let me think
- 24:20Speaker 4: my son was Jennifer Madison.
- 24:25Speaker 1: Madison mad.
- 24:30Speaker 3: This is taking as long as the actual high.
- 24:32Speaker 1: Rescue Madison cut up.
- 24:42Speaker 3: Here, it is here.
- 24:42Speaker 1: It is Jennifer Madison. This woman drank a gallon of
- 24:45Speaker 1: water every day for seventy five. Full of it, Jennifer Madison.
- 24:51Speaker 3: She's hydrated.
- 24:52Speaker 1: Jennifer Madison, loss, full of it. I can't find Jennifer Madison.
- 24:56Speaker 4: No, you're full of it, John Jay, you were one
- 24:59Speaker 4: hundred percent fu it.
- 25:00Speaker 1: I'm looking at Jennifer Madison, and she's famous for drinking
- 25:03Speaker 1: a gallon of water every day. How do I find
- 25:05Speaker 1: Maybe I'm spun wrong.
- 25:06Speaker 4: I do drink a gallon of water every day.
- 25:09Speaker 8: Okay, Okay, Well.
- 25:12Speaker 3: That's the news story that they picked up on you.
- 25:15Speaker 4: Okay, No, this one was at this one was at
- 25:19Speaker 4: Superstition Mountains and it was in nineteen eighty. I think
- 25:22Speaker 4: my son was two and a half, so he was
- 25:25Speaker 4: born in December of eighty four.
- 25:26Speaker 3: Well, it's a long time ago. They had Superstition Mountains
- 25:28Speaker 3: back then.
- 25:30Speaker 4: Oh, shut up, you're being rude.
- 25:34Speaker 19: You're being rude, and you're not the.
- 25:36Speaker 4: Rude guy, John Day.
- 25:38Speaker 3: Chance wasn't a lot to find it.
- 25:41Speaker 5: Actually, love you.
- 25:43Speaker 4: You're not going to find it was one hundred years ago.
- 25:46Speaker 3: Two years back then.
- 25:50Speaker 4: The Superstition Mountains were around one hundred years ago.
- 25:53Speaker 1: I do like the way you told your story when
- 25:54Speaker 1: you were like, when you're like and on the fourth day,
- 25:56Speaker 1: it was very biblical.
- 25:58Speaker 16: Yeah.
- 25:58Speaker 5: Well, let me just tell you.
- 26:00Speaker 4: For someone who was never camped, that was my first
- 26:02Speaker 4: camping trip. So someone who was never camped, I came
- 26:05Speaker 4: across Bob life I never thought i'd see before. Actually
- 26:08Speaker 4: the very end, I'll tell you the very end. So
- 26:12Speaker 4: my daughter's father wanted to wait for him the next day.
- 26:17Speaker 4: He thought we'd be able to find it. And I
- 26:19Speaker 4: woke up at about three in the morning and I
- 26:21Speaker 4: see these flashlights and I go, I bet that's someone
- 26:24Speaker 4: looking for us, because I knew someone was looking for
- 26:26Speaker 4: us because my dad. So I get out of the
- 26:30Speaker 4: tent and I yelled very loudly, hello, and the people
- 26:33Speaker 4: yelled back, Hello, is that Jennifer And I go yes,
- 26:38Speaker 4: and they said, is David's safe? And I said yes.
- 26:42Speaker 4: Then they found us, and then by that time Jerry
- 26:44Speaker 4: Foster came over and they ran us up the mountain
- 26:47Speaker 4: and I looked like a girl being drug up a
- 26:49Speaker 4: mountain with my beautiful all American blonde air blue eyeboy.
- 26:54Speaker 1: Oh look at you're on the radio right now.
- 26:58Speaker 4: All right, all right, guys want to tell you then? Yes,
- 27:01Speaker 4: that definitely throw me into a memory. Yeah, I don't
- 27:06Speaker 4: want that girl going out on a guy with that
- 27:08Speaker 4: that get a second day with that guy.
- 27:10Speaker 1: Got it go to work?
- 27:11Speaker 7: All right?
- 27:11Speaker 1: Thanks? Sure? By Kyle, you had a pooping story as well.
- 27:16Speaker 5: It's an interesting tie in. It's actually a lack thereof.
- 27:22Speaker 5: So I've been taking these like belly welly gummies for
- 27:26Speaker 5: it's probably like three, three or four months now, and
- 27:30Speaker 5: I didn't realize how much of a difference they make
- 27:32Speaker 5: in my daily regularity, if you will, until I went
- 27:36Speaker 5: to Disneyland this past weekend and forgot to pack them
- 27:39Speaker 5: and didn't go all weekend.
- 27:41Speaker 3: Oh wow, it worked.
- 27:42Speaker 1: Wow. So if you don't take it, you can't go.
- 27:45Speaker 5: I guess because I've always I've We've talked about this before.
- 27:47Speaker 5: Previously on the show. I've always had kind of issues
- 27:49Speaker 5: with that and like the belly wellys just like made
- 27:54Speaker 5: it so consistent that I've gotten used to that. And
- 27:57Speaker 5: then it didn't happen, and I'm like, I'll bload it
- 27:59Speaker 5: and I feel gross.
- 28:01Speaker 1: Have you gone yet?
- 28:02Speaker 5: I took it this morning.
- 28:03Speaker 1: I went this morning, go hiking.
- 28:10Speaker 2: I'm gonna say better, be careful. This is gonna trigger
- 28:12Speaker 2: Jennifer to.
- 28:14Speaker 16: Back.
- 28:20Speaker 1: I'm so glad you're.
- 28:21Speaker 2: Here as the person who currently occupies your attention. I
- 28:25Speaker 2: would like to thank you for listening to John.
- 28:27Speaker 1: Jay and Rich. You've got Madison Beer tickets. We can
- 28:30Speaker 1: play a game April.
- 28:30Speaker 12: Good morning, Good morning.
- 28:32Speaker 2: We're playing a brand new game today, guys. It's called
- 28:34Speaker 2: critical Reviews. We've got Madison Beer tickets, and I thought
- 28:38Speaker 2: it'd be fun to read you, guys, reviews of either
- 28:41Speaker 2: Madison Beer's album Locket or reviews of actual beer. And
- 28:47Speaker 2: you have to decide which is which. Okay, okay, okay,
- 28:50Speaker 2: So we're gonna start with John Jay. John Jay, it
- 28:53Speaker 2: feels like it was placed in our possession like a
- 28:56Speaker 2: precious heirloom. The Lord said, here cry beutifully. After one night,
- 29:01Speaker 2: my emotional stability is gone. So is that a Madison
- 29:05Speaker 2: beer or a beer Madison beer or a beer.
- 29:08Speaker 1: That sounds to me that's probably one of you people
- 29:10Speaker 1: like you that are beer freaks. Okay, I think that
- 29:12Speaker 1: is a beer review.
- 29:13Speaker 2: All right, You are incorrect as a Madison beer locket
- 29:19Speaker 2: is out now, Richard, Yo, when you gaze long into
- 29:24Speaker 2: an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
- 29:29Speaker 3: How could that be a beer review? That has to
- 29:31Speaker 3: be Madison beer.
- 29:32Speaker 2: Madison beer is incorrect. Whoa it's for a beer from
- 29:36Speaker 2: Melanie Brewing called beer thirty.
- 29:39Speaker 3: Whoever wrote that's really into They lost their calling. They
- 29:41Speaker 3: should be doing drama.
- 29:42Speaker 2: It feels like it. Peyton, a beautifully crafted blend, soft combon,
- 29:49Speaker 2: excuse me, soft carbonation, smooth texture, a lingering warmth that
- 29:55Speaker 2: spreads gradually. There's a decadent richness with just enough by
- 30:00Speaker 2: that keeps things interesting.
- 30:02Speaker 6: Okay, I thought you were trying to throw me off
- 30:05Speaker 6: with the blend, but I'm gonna go I think that's
- 30:09Speaker 6: a beer review because carbonation and stuff.
- 30:12Speaker 2: It is, in fact a Madison beer review. Carbonated carbonations, guys,
- 30:21Speaker 2: I didn't write these.
- 30:22Speaker 6: You must have gone on Madison Beer's album and left
- 30:24Speaker 6: that comment just to throw.
- 30:30Speaker 2: Yea all right, nobody on the board yet, Kylon. If
- 30:38Speaker 2: I had been excuse me, if I had been completely
- 30:41Speaker 2: sober at the time of this review, this would be
- 30:43Speaker 2: a drain pour. I've got a ways to go, but
- 30:47Speaker 2: I feel like it's wasted money.
- 30:51Speaker 5: Okay, that is kind of You're very tricky with these
- 30:56Speaker 5: because you would think, obviously that's beer because they're talking
- 30:59Speaker 5: about being sober, but then being a ways to go
- 31:03Speaker 5: may indicate that they're not done with the album yet.
- 31:05Speaker 5: So I'm going to go Madison beer.
- 31:07Speaker 1: Okay.
- 31:08Speaker 2: Oh for for today, guys, that's for extra strong.
- 31:12Speaker 3: Wow the name of that, because he's got us all
- 31:14Speaker 3: our in our heads.
- 31:15Speaker 20: Yeah.
- 31:15Speaker 2: April five stars, no notes. This is a bond combination
- 31:21Speaker 2: of longing and late night thoughts, cohesive, refreshing, and the
- 31:26Speaker 2: perfect coming of age treat.
- 31:29Speaker 16: Oh gosh, okay, all this have been wrong. I'm oh,
- 31:33Speaker 16: I want to say beer, but I'm gonna go Madison.
- 31:35Speaker 2: April's on the board. Wow, that is a Madison beer review.
- 31:41Speaker 16: Also, who are writing these reviews?
- 31:45Speaker 7: Wow?
- 31:45Speaker 8: I think it's all nick.
- 31:48Speaker 2: Elegant presentation with the fragger fragrant bouquet with a flavor
- 31:53Speaker 2: that evolves starting sweet, turning introspective, finishing with a slow
- 31:58Speaker 2: burn that demands another taste.
- 32:01Speaker 1: I think that has to be a beer. That's a beverage.
- 32:03Speaker 2: Okay, Madison beer is what we're looking for.
- 32:08Speaker 1: All these alcoholics.
- 32:10Speaker 2: So sorry, this one, this one specifically for Rich Yep.
- 32:14Speaker 2: It's like Ingway's mouth streams guitar playing. M Yeah, he's
- 32:19Speaker 2: the fastest, but it's not a race. Play something good.
- 32:23Speaker 1: We know you have the skills.
- 32:24Speaker 3: Okay, you're talking about guitar player Invey Malmstein, who is
- 32:28Speaker 3: a genius. But why would that be like a beer review.
- 32:31Speaker 3: I'm gonna say that's a beer. I'm gonna say it's
- 32:33Speaker 3: a beer because it seems type of opposite of what
- 32:35Speaker 3: I would do.
- 32:35Speaker 2: Rich Bear is on the board. That's for arrogant bastard
- 32:38Speaker 2: from Stone Brewing on a one point for Rich Peyton,
- 32:43Speaker 2: delicate yet full bodied, silky pour of nostalgia, subtle spice,
- 32:49Speaker 2: and a touch of melancholy.
- 32:51Speaker 8: Okay, I don't know.
- 32:52Speaker 6: What melancholy means, but I don't feel like Madison Beer's
- 32:55Speaker 6: nostalgia vibes.
- 32:57Speaker 8: So I'm gonna go beer review.
- 32:59Speaker 2: Okay, it is a Madison beer review. Nice try. I'm
- 33:04Speaker 2: so proud of you, uh Kyle. With most of my
- 33:08Speaker 2: strongest interests, I have well documented love for the best
- 33:11Speaker 2: of the best and the worst of the worst. Just
- 33:13Speaker 2: as I recommend Troll two to strangers I pass on
- 33:15Speaker 2: the street, there is nothing else like it in the world.
- 33:20Speaker 2: It deserves every bit of insidious of its insidious reputation,
- 33:24Speaker 2: and it will take years off your life.
- 33:26Speaker 1: How they recommend.
- 33:28Speaker 5: I also like Trolls two. No, I resonate with this one,
- 33:32Speaker 5: and I'm going to say it's Madison beer.
- 33:36Speaker 2: Does it change if I say it's troll too, not
- 33:38Speaker 2: Trolls two.
- 33:39Speaker 5: Yes, then that's definitely just beer.
- 33:41Speaker 2: Okay, Sam Adams Triple Bock is what we're looking for.
- 33:44Speaker 2: A good job. April can win the whole thing here.
- 33:47Speaker 2: Remember her album is caught titled Locket. If Soft Glamor
- 33:52Speaker 2: and Heartbreak had a baby, it would be Locket.
- 33:57Speaker 16: Madison, Madison Beer, Wodro. It's like the only review that
- 34:03Speaker 16: made sense, right.
- 34:04Speaker 1: You're welcome, congratulations, Aprile. We are going to set you
- 34:07Speaker 1: up with those tickets.
- 34:08Speaker 18: Awesome.
- 34:09Speaker 14: Thanks guys, have a great day, you got it.
- 34:10Speaker 1: Thanks for listening.
- 34:11Speaker 2: Come for the John Jay and Ridge. But let's be honest,
- 34:14Speaker 2: if you stay for Kyle and Peyton, it's John Jay
- 34:18Speaker 2: and Ridge.
- 34:18Speaker 1: Kyle's got neighbor stuff. Now, I can't wait to hear
- 34:21Speaker 1: you so, But has it involved the same people you've
- 34:23Speaker 1: had problems with over the last five ten years.
- 34:25Speaker 5: No, in fact, this doesn't even directly involve me, really,
- 34:29Speaker 5: but it has quietly been unfolding before our eyes.
- 34:32Speaker 1: Neighbor drama.
- 34:33Speaker 5: So there's two houses. There's the house in the corner
- 34:36Speaker 5: and the brick house. They're right next to each other,
- 34:38Speaker 5: and the house in the corner started building this huge
- 34:42Speaker 5: garage like an add on. So they closed the garage
- 34:45Speaker 5: and they turned that into a room and they're putting
- 34:46Speaker 5: this big garage casita in their backyard, right, And we're like,
- 34:49Speaker 5: how exciting for them? Right, They're like probably like you know,
- 34:52Speaker 5: doing a playroom, new activity room or something like that.
- 34:56Speaker 5: We don't know them. So come to find out we
- 34:59Speaker 5: have I have a connection with the people in the
- 35:03Speaker 5: brick house. And we find out that the people in
- 35:06Speaker 5: the brick house are very upset about the house in
- 35:08Speaker 5: the corner building this casida, so upset that they go
- 35:12Speaker 5: to the HOA. Lawyers are involved and they are saying
- 35:17Speaker 5: that they did not get proper approval for said giant
- 35:21Speaker 5: garage Casida, and now they want them to tear it down.
- 35:25Speaker 5: This thing is already at insulation, like it's up. It's
- 35:29Speaker 5: not just the beginning of construction. There's a lot already
- 35:32Speaker 5: done with this, and so so we're like, Okay, what's
- 35:36Speaker 5: gonna happen? So now we watch this casita garage just
- 35:41Speaker 5: sit mid constructed for a while, and knowing what's going
- 35:45Speaker 5: on behind the scenes, we're like, Oh, I wonder who's
- 35:47Speaker 5: gonna win the argument?
- 35:48Speaker 2: Right?
- 35:49Speaker 5: Come to find out, the brick house is now saying
- 35:52Speaker 5: that the house in the corner owes them over one
- 35:55Speaker 5: hundred thousand dollars for the inconvenience of it all and
- 35:57Speaker 5: the fact that they had to hire the lawyers for it.
- 36:00Speaker 5: It's getting to be an insane lawsuit between the two.
- 36:04Speaker 5: So things fire up now. The other day, so every
- 36:08Speaker 5: time I drive, I drive past this house every day,
- 36:10Speaker 5: in and out, in and out, And the other day
- 36:12Speaker 5: we noticed there's some construction workers there and we're like,
- 36:15Speaker 5: are they there to finish the casita or are they
- 36:19Speaker 5: there to take it down?
- 36:20Speaker 15: Right?
- 36:21Speaker 5: So we leave, I leave for work one day, I
- 36:23Speaker 5: come home and they're taking down the installation part, and
- 36:25Speaker 5: I'm like, I wonder if they had to take that
- 36:27Speaker 5: down because it's not supposed to withstand months and months
- 36:29Speaker 5: of weather, and we had a lot of rain and everything. Anyways,
- 36:33Speaker 5: I come home the next day, it's completely completely down.
- 36:37Speaker 5: They demolish the structure that was over halfway done, no doubt.
- 36:42Speaker 6: Oh my goodness, how it could that have to do?
- 36:46Speaker 5: Lawyers to fight it, the construction costs that they had
- 36:49Speaker 5: already paid for to get that built so far, and
- 36:53Speaker 5: I'm guessing this is like literally hundreds of thousands of dollars.
- 36:57Speaker 6: Oh my god, what are they gonna do?
- 36:59Speaker 5: I don't know, they don't know that. No, no, no,
- 37:02Speaker 5: I don't know. I want to say it bart like
- 37:04Speaker 5: I want to say out of it, but just kind
- 37:05Speaker 5: of like, you know, what's happening, yeah and so and
- 37:08Speaker 5: then literally so it's all the way down. And then
- 37:10Speaker 5: the other day I'm driving by and there's one I'm
- 37:13Speaker 5: guessing a neighbor outside of the house in the corner's house,
- 37:17Speaker 5: and whoever owns the house in the corner's house is
- 37:19Speaker 5: peeking over the fence and they're talking and I'm like
- 37:21Speaker 5: I wonder if they're talking about that.
- 37:25Speaker 1: I'm guessing if you're in the brick house, the thing
- 37:27Speaker 1: that the next house was building something that messed up
- 37:29Speaker 1: their view or something, right, what they said, Yeah, so
- 37:31Speaker 1: they need to have approval, so they it's pretty wild
- 37:34Speaker 1: that these people woul build something without approval.
- 37:35Speaker 6: You think that's kind They didn't know or doesn't actually
- 37:38Speaker 6: read the h O way. I would if you're about
- 37:41Speaker 6: to spend one hundred something thousand dollars on a casino.
- 37:43Speaker 6: But it's like to not say something like during the
- 37:47Speaker 6: developmental stage.
- 37:49Speaker 5: So what I had heard was they actually went to
- 37:51Speaker 5: the h away and presented it, but it had like
- 37:54Speaker 5: there's only h only A only meets certain points in time.
- 37:56Speaker 5: There's long periods in between the times they meet.
- 37:59Speaker 16: And they had.
- 38:00Speaker 5: Presented it, but apparently the HU had fully voted on it.
- 38:06Speaker 5: I just did figure they Yeah, they figured they presented
- 38:09Speaker 5: it expensive.
- 38:09Speaker 3: Oops, because that does happen a lot. By the time
- 38:11Speaker 3: you get it built, the HAA or is going to
- 38:13Speaker 3: challenge it, but they're not going to.
- 38:14Speaker 1: Take it down to I built a shed in my
- 38:16Speaker 1: backyard and it was going to be in my neighbor
- 38:19Speaker 1: part of my neighbor's property, and I asked them and
- 38:21Speaker 1: they were cool with it. So we built a shed
- 38:22Speaker 1: and the neighbors behind me complained to the city and
- 38:25Speaker 1: they were trying to give me to take it down,
- 38:27Speaker 1: so that I went to the city and I won.
- 38:29Speaker 6: Oh did you Yeah, I know. There's like a lot
- 38:32Speaker 6: of places where if you can see like over into
- 38:34Speaker 6: your backyard, people have trampolines. If it's on like a
- 38:37Speaker 6: major road, you can't have it because they don't want
- 38:39Speaker 6: people distracted. Yeah, distracted while the kid just flew off
- 38:43Speaker 6: and saw literally yeah, not like anything like that.
- 38:46Speaker 1: We're going to get into your horrible neighbor stories eight seven,
- 38:50Speaker 1: seven nine three seven one o four seven. We will
- 38:53Speaker 1: talk to you next, John Jay and Rich.
- 38:55Speaker 2: Stop just yelling at the radio. Call us seven seven,
- 39:00Speaker 2: nine three seven one o four seven. It's John Jay
- 39:03Speaker 2: and Rich.
- 39:04Speaker 1: Before we get to your horrible neighbor neighbor story, a subplot,
- 39:09Speaker 1: a b storyline going on the show. As I said
- 39:11Speaker 1: to Peyton Cole and you walked out real quick during
- 39:13Speaker 1: the song, I said, Hey, did you see the pictures
- 39:15Speaker 1: of Zindia and Tom Holland's wedding? And she said no,
- 39:18Speaker 1: And I said oh, I just reposted it and I
- 39:20Speaker 1: go here, I'll send it to you, so you know
- 39:21Speaker 1: what's what's going on. And I said to her and
- 39:22Speaker 1: she's like, those are AI.
- 39:23Speaker 5: Yeah, the a I ones.
- 39:25Speaker 1: I didn't know they were AI. I thought they were
- 39:26Speaker 1: real Robert Downey Junior or Jake Gillenhall.
- 39:28Speaker 6: Those were Robert Downey Jr. Like he's like hugging Tom
- 39:31Speaker 6: Holland in a weird way. Also, Zindia would never wear
- 39:33Speaker 6: that drive.
- 39:34Speaker 5: Oh I saw different AI ones, but yeah, there's so
- 39:37Speaker 5: many different AI like throlling around the wedding.
- 39:41Speaker 6: Yeah, to Cash, I've.
- 39:42Speaker 5: Tried to dress on like that.
- 39:44Speaker 1: You told me this, Tom Holland laughing. Is that real?
- 39:47Speaker 6: I don't think it is definitely.
- 39:51Speaker 1: Stupid AI. That sucks. I know, I don't know what
- 39:53Speaker 1: to believe it anymore. Hey, Gus, what's your neighbor story?
- 39:57Speaker 1: Horrible neighbors story? What happened?
- 40:00Speaker 12: Hey? Well, I'm trying to come up. I'm trying to
- 40:02Speaker 12: remember all the details now because this is like twenty
- 40:05Speaker 12: years ago plus. When I lived in New York, I
- 40:07Speaker 12: used to rent an apartment on top of somebody's garage,
- 40:11Speaker 12: and my buddy used to come over every day and
- 40:14Speaker 12: the first day he came over, my landlord called me
- 40:17Speaker 12: and said, hey, can you tell your buddy to move
- 40:18Speaker 12: his car? His car was parked in front of our
- 40:20Speaker 12: house on the street and I was like, yeah, why
- 40:23Speaker 12: is something going on? He said, Ah, the neighbor's complaining
- 40:25Speaker 12: because she doesn't really know the car, so can you
- 40:29Speaker 12: just have him park down the block?
- 40:32Speaker 1: And I was like, well, that's a.
- 40:35Speaker 12: Little weird, you know whatever. And then I found out
- 40:39Speaker 12: I also had a pit bull and I used to
- 40:41Speaker 12: leave him out in the backyard. Well, I used to
- 40:42Speaker 12: take him out in the backyard, a big backyard. The
- 40:44Speaker 12: neighbors started complaining because we were in our backyard and
- 40:47Speaker 12: she's afraid of pitbulls. I found out she was telling
- 40:53Speaker 12: the guy what color to paint his house because he
- 40:56Speaker 12: was going to paint his house. After I moved out,
- 41:00Speaker 12: I sold my motorcycle to my landlord there. And about
- 41:04Speaker 12: a week later, my landlord calls me and asked me
- 41:06Speaker 12: if I still had the stock exhaust pipes because the
- 41:09Speaker 12: neighbor was complaining that that the pipes on the bike
- 41:13Speaker 12: were way too loud.
- 41:14Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to pay to the butt neighbors. Sounds
- 41:16Speaker 1: like my neighbor Judith Aaron, good morning.
- 41:20Speaker 13: Good morning.
- 41:21Speaker 21: I have an awful story. Okay, So the neighbors to
- 41:26Speaker 21: us had quite a few dogs and they did not
- 41:29Speaker 21: pick up after their dogs, so it would go for
- 41:32Speaker 21: weeks and months and months without picking up after them,
- 41:36Speaker 21: and the wind would blow and we could all smell it.
- 41:39Speaker 21: They were also trash collectors, and they just hoarded everything
- 41:43Speaker 21: in their backyard and left everything out in the rain.
- 41:46Speaker 21: So things about Mill Louis and old loting a huge
- 41:50Speaker 21: pew pong table. So they decided one night that they
- 41:55Speaker 21: were going to just make a huge bonfire. So they
- 42:00Speaker 21: hold it up, the ping pong table and lit it
- 42:04Speaker 21: on fire. They have the single story house that's not
- 42:07Speaker 21: far from ours or close together, and they lit it
- 42:10Speaker 21: on fire and it just started throwing all their trash
- 42:13Speaker 21: in and the blaze went higher than their single story house,
- 42:17Speaker 21: very close to all the trees that are alongside and
- 42:21Speaker 21: connected to our house, and almost set the houses on fire.
- 42:25Speaker 1: Oh my god, jeez. We that is terrible. Thank you.
- 42:30Speaker 1: By the way, I knew we were going to talk
- 42:32Speaker 1: about this today, and I was watching TV last night
- 42:34Speaker 1: and I was jumping around the different apps and on
- 42:36Speaker 1: HBO there's a show that's in the top ten and
- 42:40Speaker 1: it's called Neighbors. It's a documentary and there's only three
- 42:43Speaker 1: episodes out and it is literally this really it's neighbors
- 42:47Speaker 1: that are just there's if you watch the trailer, there's
- 42:51Speaker 1: like a guy in a gold speedo and he's putting
- 42:54Speaker 1: mowing the lawn and he's yelling at another neighbor. And
- 42:56Speaker 1: then there's like just craziness. There's like chickens everywhere, like
- 42:59Speaker 1: there's it seems like they're twenty minute episodes of psychotic neighbors.
- 43:03Speaker 3: This is why I can never move, no matter what happens,
- 43:05Speaker 3: even when I win the lottery. I need to stay
- 43:07Speaker 3: quick because my neighbors are all cool. Maybe I'm the problem, then,
- 43:09Speaker 3: Valerie High, what's your neighbors?
- 43:12Speaker 12: Good morning.
- 43:13Speaker 22: We moved to a small town and for some reason,
- 43:15Speaker 22: our neighbor she just hated us. She was probably a Karen.
- 43:18Speaker 22: We just didn't another word back then, and she claimed
- 43:22Speaker 22: that our dog barked all day long and all the time,
- 43:26Speaker 22: which he didn't. He never barked at all. And she
- 43:29Speaker 22: even went as far as arresting my dad and her
- 43:32Speaker 22: citizens arrest calling the police. They came over to the house.
- 43:35Speaker 22: Dog didn't bark once. They kind of laughed and served
- 43:37Speaker 22: him papers, and she took it as far as taking
- 43:42Speaker 22: us to court to sue him over the dog, trying
- 43:45Speaker 22: to get our dog taken away and probably euthanized, and
- 43:50Speaker 22: everybody was super upset about it. And one day I
- 43:53Speaker 22: stayed home from school, he skipped school, why not, And
- 43:56Speaker 22: I heard him barking outside, which was super rare, and
- 44:00Speaker 22: so I went and peeked out the window, and I
- 44:02Speaker 22: noticed that she was aging him on over the fence
- 44:05Speaker 22: to try to get proof, like throwing things at him
- 44:08Speaker 22: and then spraying him with her hose, And so I
- 44:11Speaker 22: went and grabbed Yeah, And so I went and grabbed
- 44:13Speaker 22: our camcorder and videotaped her. And I wish I was
- 44:17Speaker 22: at court when my dad like popped it in because
- 44:19Speaker 22: she had no idea we had the tape, and I
- 44:21Speaker 22: wish I was in that court room, but I was
- 44:23Speaker 22: a kid. But after that, she she lost the case,
- 44:27Speaker 22: and she kind of was still a horrible neighbor, but
- 44:32Speaker 22: she left our dog alone at least after that.
- 44:35Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, I'm just curious to what
- 44:37Speaker 1: your dog's name was.
- 44:38Speaker 22: I was Indy after Indiana Jones.
- 44:40Speaker 1: Of course, thank you very much.
- 44:45Speaker 12: That's a great actually, yeah, yeah, for sure.
- 44:49Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 44:49Speaker 22: She ended up calming down after a while. But she
- 44:52Speaker 22: was just a horrible neighbor, always complaining, always yelling, and
- 44:56Speaker 22: I'm glad that. Yeah, we have good neighbors now.
- 44:59Speaker 1: I like it. Good, Laurie. Hi, you got a bad neighbor.
- 45:02Speaker 3: Story, Hi, I do.
- 45:07Speaker 18: Our neighbor used to have a dog that would diggings
- 45:10Speaker 18: under our fence, and so we'd always come over and say, hey,
- 45:13Speaker 18: here's your dog. And it was a wood fence. So
- 45:16Speaker 18: I was saying, like, give me your landlord's number and
- 45:19Speaker 18: maybe we can go in on a brick fence, and
- 45:22Speaker 18: he wouldn't give it to me. So I went up
- 45:24Speaker 18: onto Maricopa County Assessor's office, found the landlord wrote them
- 45:28Speaker 18: a letter, and she got all upset like why is
- 45:31Speaker 18: there a guy there? Why is there a dog there?
- 45:34Speaker 18: And then next thing you know, we're getting beer bottles
- 45:37Speaker 18: thrown into our front yard, We're getting spray painted on
- 45:42Speaker 18: the front of our house that were sex offenders or
- 45:46Speaker 18: child molesters, and so it was going on for like
- 45:49Speaker 18: two years, is back and forth, back and forth, and
- 45:53Speaker 18: next thing you know, our house is.
- 45:55Speaker 7: Caught on fire.
- 45:56Speaker 5: Oh wow.
- 45:59Speaker 18: Yeah, so he uh set the fire in the bathroom
- 46:04Speaker 18: and then it went up and and the next thing
- 46:07Speaker 18: we know, you know, we're getting we're getting notes on
- 46:10Speaker 18: how the neighbors are getting notes on how they're going
- 46:14Speaker 18: to kill us and how they're gonna kill us.
- 46:18Speaker 1: I hope you got out of that.
- 46:20Speaker 18: Yeah, so that was my bad neighbor story.
- 46:23Speaker 7: It took three years.
- 46:24Speaker 18: But because he got seven years for ourson.
- 46:26Speaker 5: Oh wow, that worse than just a bad day.
- 46:30Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 46:30Speaker 1: I guess you win this round, and you'd be on
- 46:33Speaker 1: that TV show if you have any other ones, shoots
- 46:38Speaker 1: a call eight seven seven nine seven or DM John
- 46:41Speaker 1: J VanNess it's John Jay and.
- 46:43Speaker 2: Richey, dummy, if you did three roses, it's a trap.
- 46:48Speaker 2: War of the Roses starts right now on John Jay
- 46:51Speaker 2: and Ridge one.
- 46:52Speaker 1: Four to seven Kiss FM, John Jay and Rich. It's
- 46:54Speaker 1: time to get into war the roses can'ty thinks so
- 46:56Speaker 1: much cheating on. We're gonna find out who. Then we're
- 46:58Speaker 1: gonna call the person. See who they send roses to.
- 47:01Speaker 3: Kaylee, good morning, Good morning.
- 47:03Speaker 4: How's it going good?
- 47:04Speaker 1: What's your story? Who's cheating on you?
- 47:07Speaker 14: I have a feeling that my boyfriend is cheating on me.
- 47:11Speaker 14: It made my heart drop and stomach drop. So basically,
- 47:14Speaker 14: last week, we were out on the date and we
- 47:19Speaker 14: just came from dinner and he decided to stop and
- 47:22Speaker 14: get gas. He left his iPad open in the middle
- 47:26Speaker 14: council and so like, my eyes just went to it
- 47:29Speaker 14: because it was dark and it was the only thing
- 47:31Speaker 14: lit up in the car, and I looked at it,
- 47:34Speaker 14: and I'm seeing a lot of things that are making
- 47:37Speaker 14: my heart skips. His history was readily available and I
- 47:45Speaker 14: was looking through it, and I'm seeing the most random,
- 47:47Speaker 14: weird things. It's not like restaurants near me, because you know,
- 47:50Speaker 14: we just came from the day one thing, and maybe
- 47:52Speaker 14: he's looking up, you know, restaurants for.
- 47:54Speaker 20: Us to go to.
- 47:55Speaker 14: But he's looking up weird, weird, kinky sexual things and
- 48:02Speaker 14: I'm not sure what to make of it. He's looking
- 48:03Speaker 14: at things like what is a reverse Eiffel Tower? Beginner
- 48:07Speaker 14: BDSM starter kid whoa about footstetishes and.
- 48:17Speaker 20: All kinds of.
- 48:18Speaker 14: Weird things, And I'm not sure what to make of it.
- 48:21Speaker 14: I don't know if he's bored with me. I don't
- 48:22Speaker 14: know if he's cheating. I just I'm very disturbed about it,
- 48:26Speaker 14: and I want more information about it, but I haven't
- 48:29Speaker 14: talked to him about it just yet.
- 48:31Speaker 1: I'm actually googling some of the things you said.
- 48:32Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, I'm sure you obviously those things are
- 48:35Speaker 5: going to be like really hard for you to see,
- 48:37Speaker 5: especially if he hasn't brought that up to you, and
- 48:40Speaker 5: in a way like is he doing it with somebody
- 48:42Speaker 5: Else's probably your first question. But is there any other
- 48:45Speaker 5: information that may lead you to think that he is
- 48:47Speaker 5: doing it with someone else? Because what if he's researching
- 48:49Speaker 5: it because he wants to bring it up to you
- 48:50Speaker 5: because he wants to spice things up with you.
- 48:53Speaker 14: I mean, I want to think the latter. But he
- 48:55Speaker 14: hasn't brought it up to me. And this search history
- 48:57Speaker 14: goes back alone time like at least it's and he
- 49:01Speaker 14: said nothing about it. He hasn't actively different in the bedroom.
- 49:04Speaker 14: He hasn't brought up any conversations, So I don't know
- 49:07Speaker 14: if he's doing this stuff with somebody else or what
- 49:09Speaker 14: the what's going on?
- 49:11Speaker 6: Have you seen any other like or picked up on
- 49:14Speaker 6: any other shady behavior around him? Is he getting home later,
- 49:17Speaker 6: hiding his phone anything like that?
- 49:21Speaker 14: No, everything else seems to be the same, which is
- 49:23Speaker 14: why this is throwing me off so much. No, I
- 49:24Speaker 14: haven't noticed anything else. I just happened to glance at
- 49:26Speaker 14: his iPad and that's what I felt. But everything else
- 49:29Speaker 14: seems normal.
- 49:29Speaker 6: Well, I'm gonna hope that Kyle's right and that he's
- 49:32Speaker 6: just waiting the right opportunity to present this to you.
- 49:34Speaker 5: You didn't bring it up to him at all, like, oh, yeah,
- 49:37Speaker 5: glance at your iPad. Weird, it's just interesting.
- 49:45Speaker 14: I thought about it, but no, I didn't. I was
- 49:48Speaker 14: waiting for him to come to me or I'm just
- 49:50Speaker 14: I've just been very uneasy.
- 49:52Speaker 1: I'm like when I had the visual for me, the
- 49:55Speaker 1: problem for me is that he had an iPad in
- 49:56Speaker 1: the car. It seems like that, really, you know, stupid. Yeah,
- 50:00Speaker 1: you have your phone, my phone. I keeped out of
- 50:03Speaker 1: my house, keep bypad with me every where I go.
- 50:06Speaker 1: But anyway, okay, all right, Well we'll call him and
- 50:10Speaker 1: see who he does. He send it to his BDSM
- 50:13Speaker 1: mistress or his Eifel partner Eiffel Tower partner partner reverse
- 50:17Speaker 1: Eiffel Tower. Yeah. I googled it and I can't figure
- 50:20Speaker 1: it out. I can see what Eiffel Tower is but
- 50:23Speaker 1: I can't see.
- 50:23Speaker 3: You reverse, so everything you do there you just do
- 50:25Speaker 3: it backwards.
- 50:26Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense. I can't find anyway. But still,
- 50:29Speaker 1: either way, we're gonna call what's your boyfriend's name? All right,
- 50:32Speaker 1: We're gonna call Isac C who sends flowers to Kyle?
- 50:34Speaker 1: Are you ready?
- 50:34Speaker 8: I'm ready?
- 50:35Speaker 1: Okay. War the Roses continues next with John Jayine rich
- 50:37Speaker 1: On one on four to seven Kiss f F John
- 50:40Speaker 1: Jayne rich one four seven Kiss FM, John Jay and
- 50:42Speaker 1: rich We're in the middle of War of the Roses.
- 50:44Speaker 1: You've got Kaylee here, who thinks your boyfriend Isaac is
- 50:47Speaker 1: cheating because they were getting gas and he left his
- 50:49Speaker 1: iPad in the middle console. She went through it and
- 50:52Speaker 1: found all these uh sexual terms that were being googled
- 50:55Speaker 1: and whatnot. And now she's concerned. And if you don't
- 50:58Speaker 1: know the sexual terms that he googled, you're gonna have
- 50:59Speaker 1: to go back in a part one at your own time,
- 51:02Speaker 1: because one of the things when I googled said this
- 51:05Speaker 1: is highly offensive is what the definition said?
- 51:07Speaker 5: Yeah, probably not.
- 51:09Speaker 1: Well, you just go back to part one, Kaylee? Are
- 51:11Speaker 1: you ready?
- 51:12Speaker 18: Yeah?
- 51:13Speaker 1: Kyle you ready?
- 51:14Speaker 5: I'm ready?
- 51:33Speaker 1: Hello?
- 51:34Speaker 5: Good morning, is Isaac available?
- 51:38Speaker 2: Perfect?
- 51:38Speaker 5: Hi Isaac. So my name is Sochi and with a
- 51:40Speaker 5: new company where called G and R Flowers. Are kind
- 51:42Speaker 5: of trying to get the word out about us, and
- 51:44Speaker 5: so we're doing some creative marketing stuff and you've actually
- 51:46Speaker 5: been chosen to be a part of our social media campaign.
- 51:50Speaker 5: The cool thing about this is, Isaac, you get to
- 51:52Speaker 5: send whoever you want, someone special in your life, our
- 51:55Speaker 5: most romantic bouquet of roses, and it can be anywhere
- 51:58Speaker 5: in the world, and it's absolutely free for you. We
- 52:01Speaker 5: just asked that you post about us on whichever social
- 52:03Speaker 5: media platform you use the most.
- 52:05Speaker 8: So this is freely yeah, totally free.
- 52:07Speaker 5: And like I said, it's kind of like a marketing
- 52:08Speaker 5: thing for us, but you definitely are going to get
- 52:10Speaker 5: something out of it too. And these roses are so
- 52:14Speaker 5: gorgeous anyone would swoon.
- 52:16Speaker 12: Okay, I know exact who to send them to.
- 52:18Speaker 5: Okay, perfect, So we are going to send them out today.
- 52:21Speaker 5: I'm going to send them out with like this nice
- 52:22Speaker 5: little card. I don't need any personal information like credit
- 52:25Speaker 5: card or anything like that from you, just the message
- 52:27Speaker 5: you want on the card and then we'll talk name, address,
- 52:29Speaker 5: and I'll give you a delivery time.
- 52:31Speaker 13: Okay, uh yeah, as much as can be.
- 52:34Speaker 12: You have the best thing in my life right now.
- 52:36Speaker 12: I love you so much.
- 52:38Speaker 5: That is so sweet in my life right now. I
- 52:41Speaker 5: love you so much.
- 52:43Speaker 8: Okay.
- 52:43Speaker 5: And then do you obviously like an xoxo or like
- 52:46Speaker 5: a love Isaac at the end?
- 52:48Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 52:48Speaker 12: Do you love Isaac?
- 52:49Speaker 1: Okay?
- 52:49Speaker 5: And then who do you want me to address this to?
- 52:51Speaker 7: KAYLEI to Kaylee?
- 52:53Speaker 16: Okay, Isaac.
- 52:56Speaker 14: Isak. I don't even know what to say right now.
- 52:59Speaker 14: I feel like I'm losing my mind.
- 53:02Speaker 12: Okay, what's going What's going on?
- 53:05Speaker 13: I'm confused.
- 53:06Speaker 14: I don't know what's going on with you. We went
- 53:10Speaker 14: out last week on that date that we had so
- 53:12Speaker 14: much fun at and I was looking at your iPad.
- 53:15Speaker 14: It was the only thing that was in the middle
- 53:17Speaker 14: council that was lit up. And I'm seeing all these
- 53:19Speaker 14: weird search histories from you about like BDSM, starter kids
- 53:24Speaker 14: and insane sex positions, and I just went on, like,
- 53:27Speaker 14: are you cheating on me?
- 53:29Speaker 15: What?
- 53:29Speaker 14: What's going on? I feel like you've been a little
- 53:31Speaker 14: distant and I don't I don't.
- 53:33Speaker 7: Really know what to think.
- 53:34Speaker 20: No, no, no, I can I can explain, you know, yeah,
- 53:41Speaker 20: what about Jasmine exact who you decide to be with?
- 53:46Speaker 13: Oh my god, No, he's insane.
- 53:49Speaker 12: SE's that's crazy.
- 53:52Speaker 13: He always comes in talking about on his tiktoks.
- 53:56Speaker 18: He's obsessed with serial killers.
- 54:01Speaker 13: There's really nuts, and we spend our day googling things
- 54:05Speaker 13: he brings up and talks about. It's honestly nothing like that.
- 54:10Speaker 14: Why do you even spend your time that way?
- 54:12Speaker 21: Aren't you?
- 54:13Speaker 7: Like?
- 54:14Speaker 14: Why are you even interested in in in sexual stuff
- 54:17Speaker 14: with some other.
- 54:19Speaker 1: Let me jump in for a second real quick, So
- 54:21Speaker 1: just let you know, Isaac, you're on the radio, and
- 54:23Speaker 1: what he just said, I just did you literally immediately
- 54:28Speaker 1: you brought up these things and I google them. So
- 54:31Speaker 1: it's like, so if somebody so this girl Jasmine brings
- 54:34Speaker 1: it up to him at work, he's googling him. It
- 54:35Speaker 1: sounds like right.
- 54:37Speaker 13: Exactly, Like you ever hear something so crazy you can't
- 54:40Speaker 13: believe it, then you have to google yourself.
- 54:41Speaker 9: Yeah it is.
- 54:43Speaker 3: If Jasmine's crazy, you probably don't want to ask her
- 54:46Speaker 3: follow up questions. You'll just go do research on your
- 54:48Speaker 3: own because you don't want to invite more conversation from Jasmine.
- 54:53Speaker 16: I feel like this.
- 54:54Speaker 6: Happens more often than not, because, like I mean, I
- 54:56Speaker 6: shared an office with Grant for a couple of years,
- 54:58Speaker 6: and I feel like I had some crazy stuff on my.
- 55:02Speaker 1: On this show. I used to say, it be so
- 55:03Speaker 1: much fun to get some of the stuff that Kyle had.
- 55:06Speaker 5: Google so many insane things.
- 55:09Speaker 6: Yeah, it would be like so I guess, I guess
- 55:12Speaker 6: I get it. It's like if you're just sitting there,
- 55:14Speaker 6: you don't have any work to do, you just you know,
- 55:16Speaker 6: you're talking with your coworkers.
- 55:17Speaker 5: And they come in talking about something and you don't
- 55:19Speaker 5: know what it is, and you're like, yeah, oh my gosh.
- 55:21Speaker 5: And then they leave and you're like, what was it, Isaac?
- 55:24Speaker 4: What is that?
- 55:25Speaker 1: What is the craziest thing you looked up? You think?
- 55:28Speaker 16: I can't even want to say this.
- 55:31Speaker 7: Reverse hotel that's.
- 55:34Speaker 1: What I looked up.
- 55:37Speaker 3: You have to you hear that, you almost have to.
- 55:39Speaker 18: Go now, recommend you where it's possible, and then you Google.
- 55:44Speaker 16: You're like, okay, thank.
- 55:46Speaker 14: You, Okay, isa So you're not cheating on me. You're
- 55:50Speaker 14: just curious about what this what this kid is talking about.
- 55:54Speaker 10: It's not anything, No, baby, you are the best thing
- 55:59Speaker 10: in my life.
- 56:00Speaker 12: I wouldn't know what cheat on you?
- 56:01Speaker 18: I'm so sorry.
- 56:02Speaker 13: If I stressed you out.
- 56:05Speaker 1: I stretched you out. Is that something else you gotta do?
- 56:14Speaker 3: That's called the statue of data?
- 56:16Speaker 7: Rich?
- 56:18Speaker 5: You know that was his life.
- 56:21Speaker 6: Anniversary. I know, probably tire.
- 56:24Speaker 1: You guys are good, Kayli, you understand, you understand, I
- 56:26Speaker 1: get it. I believe. I mean he said the flowers
- 56:28Speaker 1: to you too.
- 56:29Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I believe. And well, thank you baby, I'm.
- 56:32Speaker 21: Sorry for this.
- 56:39Speaker 1: All right, you guys, hold on the line. Hold on.
- 56:41Speaker 1: That was so that's a fun, nice war of the roses,
- 56:44Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich, John Jay and Rich. We are
- 56:48Speaker 1: like a whole vie. Hey, Bryce, what's up here on
- 56:49Speaker 1: their Thanks for holding Hey?
- 56:52Speaker 13: Uh yeah, I think I've officially dug myself into a
- 56:55Speaker 13: hole I can't get out of.
- 56:57Speaker 1: Okay, what's your situation?
- 57:00Speaker 13: Well, you know it all started I get always trying
- 57:04Speaker 13: to impress a girl on her first date. I told
- 57:08Speaker 13: her I was the regional director of my company. Uh,
- 57:14Speaker 13: you know, I was nervous and I wanted to sound successful,
- 57:17Speaker 13: but I'm I'm actually just the entry level analyst.
- 57:22Speaker 1: And that is that the hole you dug in.
- 57:24Speaker 13: Well see, now I think I'm busted because fast forward
- 57:28Speaker 13: three months, we're getting serious. I'm crazy about her, and
- 57:31Speaker 13: she just told me her dad's best friend is the
- 57:36Speaker 13: actual CEO of the firm that I work for. You
- 57:40Speaker 13: in trouble Yeah yeah, small world, right, oh.
- 57:45Speaker 12: World.
- 57:47Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 57:48Speaker 13: So apparently her dad's best friend the CEO of the
- 57:54Speaker 13: company that I work for. He wants us to come
- 57:56Speaker 13: over for dinner this weekend and talk about my vision
- 57:59Speaker 13: for the regional branches.
- 58:03Speaker 6: Yeah. I feel like he knows you're not.
- 58:05Speaker 5: Yeah, he's about to.
- 58:08Speaker 1: Did embrace it, dude, Just embrace it and smile and
- 58:10Speaker 1: then be like I was just trying to impress her.
- 58:13Speaker 1: She's so awesome. I came up by the title. I
- 58:15Speaker 1: know it was a real time.
- 58:17Speaker 3: I mean, you better come up with a plan for
- 58:18Speaker 3: the regional division well presented.
- 58:21Speaker 5: I'm just an analyst, But if you really want my opinion,
- 58:24Speaker 5: and then he about this, you get a promotion and
- 58:28Speaker 5: she really falls for you.
- 58:30Speaker 1: Oh what I would do is, as you're sitting at
- 58:32Speaker 1: dinner and then he asked you, I would get up
- 58:33Speaker 1: and take off running. Open the front door. Don't even
- 58:36Speaker 1: close the front door, open it and just run so
- 58:38Speaker 1: they can see you running away in the street.
- 58:40Speaker 3: Just either take off running or pull out the power book.
- 58:48Speaker 13: I think the power points not a bad idea, but
- 58:50Speaker 13: I do, I do, I do agree. I think he
- 58:51Speaker 13: already knows.
- 58:52Speaker 3: Of course he does. He got a lift of all
- 58:55Speaker 3: of his You know, of course he has.
- 58:57Speaker 6: That's so funny.
- 58:59Speaker 1: All right, man, thanks for calling in, Bryce.
- 59:01Speaker 15: Yeah, than.
- 59:11Speaker 1: Hey, Linda, I'm about to get into the funniest excuses
- 59:18Speaker 1: to get out of work. Have you heard one or
- 59:20Speaker 1: you used one?
- 59:21Speaker 9: I've heard one.
- 59:22Speaker 1: What did you hear?
- 59:24Speaker 9: I heard? So this girl she left for lunch and
- 59:28Speaker 9: she never came back, and we're trying to figure out
- 59:30Speaker 9: where she went. So she called back later on. She
- 59:33Speaker 9: said that she swallowed her tongue ring and she had
- 59:38Speaker 9: to go in for emergency surgery and she never came
- 59:41Speaker 9: back towards. Oh, so she got fired and she came
- 59:45Speaker 9: She got hired back a week later because the supervisor
- 59:49Speaker 9: was her mom.
- 59:51Speaker 1: Her mom fired her.
- 59:52Speaker 5: You have to get surgery.
- 59:54Speaker 7: Oh, she was just kidding.
- 59:55Speaker 9: She just didn't.
- 59:56Speaker 3: She made that up. I was thinking, if she never
- 59:58Speaker 3: came back to work, that's surgery didn't go well. But
- 1:00:01Speaker 3: she hired back and she survived.
- 1:00:02Speaker 9: No, Yeah, she just made it up. Said she had
- 1:00:06Speaker 9: swallowed her tongue ring. She never came back to work,
- 1:00:10Speaker 9: and we're like, are you okay?
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: Where are you at?
- 1:00:13Speaker 9: She's like, oh, well, I gotta go because I'm going
- 1:00:17Speaker 9: in right now.
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: Wait. So she gets fired, her mom fires her, and
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: her mom hires her back.
- 1:00:25Speaker 9: Yes a week later.
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: Okay, well thanks Linda, thanks for sharing that story with us.
- 1:00:31Speaker 9: Oh are you welcome.
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: One person said that their wife said he had to
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: come home immediately. Everyone was concerned. Then later he walked
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: back into work and said his wife was on the
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: radio and one five hundred bucks because she was able
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: to convince him to leave work immediately without telling him.
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: It was the radio. We gotta do that.
- 1:00:48Speaker 3: I just teach you to leave what you do it
- 1:00:49Speaker 3: right now.
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: It's all that's J. J. Ridge, John J. Ridge. Listen.
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: We used to do those all the time. The guy
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: called out because he got lost in the woods all weekend.
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: He didn't get back until like four am the next morning.
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: Somebody called into work and said their friend's dog died,
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: and she was she wasn't going to comfort her, she
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: just needed time to herself to process the loss your
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: friends dog. They worked from home but had to leave
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: an online meeting because a squirrel fell down their chimney
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: and was in their house. Their goldfish was drowning, and
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: then they walked out before the manager could process the
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: physics of that statement, so they left. So these are
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: the funniest excuses to get out of work. They need
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: to leave work early because their car was low on gas.
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: I can see that being an excuse because you probably
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: I got to be somewhere at a certain time. Oh
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: I gotta stop and get gas kind of early. So
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: eight seven seven nine three seven one four seven the
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: funny excuse to get out of work. Their kid got
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: a pee stuck up their nose. Their parents got out
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: of their cage. It was chasing their wife around the house.
- 1:01:48Speaker 8: Oh my gosh.
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: They needed to live because their cat was having an
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: existential crisis. It wouldn't stop me owing. They couldn't come
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: to work because the reflection looked judgy that morning and
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: they needed a mental health They pair the relationship with
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: the mirror.
- 1:02:01Speaker 3: Hey, you know what, I kind of get it.
- 1:02:04Speaker 8: That's the whole thing.
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: They needed to leave because their dog locked their son
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: out of the house.
- 1:02:11Speaker 5: I feel like that's valid, that's legit, totally.
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't say that they're fake. They were just
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: the funny excuses you had to leave work, and so
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: far those are all real, but they were just really funny.
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: If you've got one to add the list, call us
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: at eight seven seven nine three seven four seven youh
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: Madison Bear tickets Tabby's are contested. Hi, Tabby, Hi, good morning.
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: We are playing Noise Machine, Nick.
- 1:02:36Speaker 2: We are playing Noise Machine. I like to theme my games.
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: You guys every you know what everybody's talking about. What
- 1:02:42Speaker 2: Netflix pulling out of that HBO deal. They're all they're
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: all out right. So I'm gonna quiz you guys on
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: these sounds of streaming services.
- 1:02:51Speaker 6: It's gonna be so hard.
- 1:02:52Speaker 5: I know.
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: We've got the top ten and then then a tiebreaker
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: as well. We're gonna start with John Jay.
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: Oh my god. It's like I want to say that's Netflix,
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: but I also think that's it. I think that's Netflix.
- 1:03:09Speaker 2: You think it's Netflix. Okay, you would be wrong. We
- 1:03:12Speaker 2: were looking for HBO.
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: I thought I thought you cut out that I did.
- 1:03:22Speaker 2: Well, this is going to be a really fun game
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: for everyone. That's a hard game. It's a fun game
- 1:03:26Speaker 2: for sure, all right. Uh so no points for John
- 1:03:29Speaker 2: Jay Round one?
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: Rich?
- 1:03:37Speaker 3: Okay, So it's not the big one. It's not Disney,
- 1:03:40Speaker 3: it's not HBO, it's not Netflix. Okay, so it is AMC.
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: It's good that you knew what it wasn't. You did
- 1:03:48Speaker 2: get it wasn't those things. AMC is not right, John J.
- 1:03:52Speaker 2: Peacock Peacock, Yes, yes, all right, good job. John Jay
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: stole that one right out from under Rich's nose.
- 1:03:59Speaker 8: Peyton, Oh my gosh, is that Hulu. That's Hulu, the Hulu.
- 1:04:11Speaker 4: No, it is not.
- 1:04:13Speaker 2: We are looking for, of course, stars Play.
- 1:04:16Speaker 5: I was like to be something random.
- 1:04:18Speaker 2: It's according to the Internet, it's the tenth most popular
- 1:04:22Speaker 2: streaming service Stars Stars Play. Nobody heard of Stars the Stars.
- 1:04:28Speaker 3: Although that does sound familiar, okay, stars at this point,
- 1:04:32Speaker 3: I mean.
- 1:04:32Speaker 5: It is a top ten. It's like I can think
- 1:04:34Speaker 5: of like six.
- 1:04:35Speaker 2: Six Listen, you joined the crowd. No one else has
- 1:04:40Speaker 2: points Baden. You just take a deep breath, Kyle. They're
- 1:04:49Speaker 2: all so familiar, all the same.
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: I know that one. I know that one.
- 1:04:53Speaker 8: Stop it.
- 1:04:54Speaker 5: Okay, that is paramount plus.
- 1:04:56Speaker 2: Paramount plus is of course incorrect, John Jay, Hulu, the Hulu,
- 1:05:03Speaker 2: Everyone's favorite streamer. Sorry, Kyle.
- 1:05:07Speaker 1: New episode of JFK and Carolyn drops tomorrow and I'm
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: watching Paradise right now, right now, Paradise on it is
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: it good? It's good, it's good. I almost started the
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: last night. I'm an episode three. It's pretty good.
- 1:05:18Speaker 2: Tabby. Are you a big streamer?
- 1:05:21Speaker 9: Yes?
- 1:05:22Speaker 3: Okay, good luck. That sounds exactly that they all got
- 1:05:33Speaker 3: a little snap in a hid note.
- 1:05:42Speaker 2: That's a fun. Guess it's it's wrong and it's not
- 1:05:45Speaker 2: Paramount Plus anybody anybody not prime?
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: Okay, sounds familiar.
- 1:05:50Speaker 2: Man, If you were thinking Disney Plus, how you're just there?
- 1:05:56Speaker 5: You know what's funny? If we were at Disneyland and
- 1:05:58Speaker 5: Scott goes, what's what did you just buy? Did you
- 1:06:00Speaker 5: just buy something? It's eight o'clock in the morning, we're
- 1:06:02Speaker 5: not there, And I was like, that's actually our Disney
- 1:06:04Speaker 5: Plus subscription.
- 1:06:08Speaker 2: Unprecedented first round, guys, no one has any points. We're
- 1:06:12Speaker 2: going to move into round two. We're going to start
- 1:06:14Speaker 2: with John Jay.
- 1:06:30Speaker 3: She's the weaste.
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: I thought it was Paramount, then I thought it was
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: seventeen seconds. I think I think that's Paramount plus.
- 1:06:36Speaker 2: Paramount Plus is John Jay commanding lead on this game?
- 1:06:45Speaker 6: That was given like movie though, and I feel like, yeah,
- 1:06:49Speaker 6: because a movie theater.
- 1:06:50Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm saying at some point, all right, good job,
- 1:06:53Speaker 2: John Jay, congratulations Rich.
- 1:07:04Speaker 3: Okay, I'm trying to think of that. We haven't gotten
- 1:07:06Speaker 3: MGM yet. Could be the MGM app. I'm gonna go
- 1:07:09Speaker 3: with that MGM MGM.
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: I believe MGM is a part of Prime Video. So
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: you're incorrect that an idiot Apple TV. All right, none
- 1:07:22Speaker 2: for Rich today, Peyton.
- 1:07:30Speaker 6: That sounds really cool. It sounds that sounded like an Apple.
- 1:07:34Speaker 6: That sounded like someone by Apple. We just had Apple.
- 1:07:38Speaker 6: I'm gonna go with Zeus Network, batties, Zeus Network.
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: Yeah, crunch, the number one streamer for a.
- 1:07:53Speaker 8: Really that makes sense.
- 1:07:57Speaker 6: Definitely a crunch.
- 1:07:58Speaker 2: There was a crunch in there. Okay, well, we've got
- 1:08:04Speaker 2: one point total in this game. We'll move on to Kyle.
- 1:08:13Speaker 3: Is that also prime?
- 1:08:15Speaker 5: That's prime?
- 1:08:17Speaker 2: Let's go all right, j one point, Kyle one point?
- 1:08:22Speaker 2: At some points like the proscipation, right, uh, Tabby, let's go.
- 1:08:32Speaker 16: All right?
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: All right, Tabby, you're gonna go? Is that it? Well?
- 1:08:37Speaker 2: Do you guys want to want to want the tiebreaker?
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: Of course?
- 1:08:41Speaker 2: Of course, of course, Okay, go ahead, Rich Tooby to
- 1:08:51Speaker 2: be to be to be is correct? Yea all right,
- 1:08:55Speaker 2: good job, really really nice try Tabby.
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: We are setting you up with Madison Beard tickets. Congratulations,
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: thank you so much, you got it. Hold on the line.
- 1:09:05Speaker 2: Broadcasting live across the world right now. This is the John,
- 1:09:10Speaker 2: Jay and Rich radio program.