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All Elite Wrestling - Special Little Gals vs Everything's Fine on Team Taz · Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show

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  Hello, and welcome to Gatesleepers, the pop culture game show that shines a
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  spotlight onto everyone's favorite fandoms. I'm your games master and aging rock star,
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  taking TV time from the wrestlers. You like Matt Watson, but a games
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  master needs games and games need players, so please welcome first. She is
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  a podcaster who works in STEM, which today stands for Slam Time for Emotional
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  Men. It's Audra Stevenson. Hello, Hello, Welcome as always, Audra.
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  How are you in the sort of ten minutes since we last spoke?
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  Doing great? Continue to be doing great since the last time we spoke ten
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  minutes ago. Lovely, Fortunately, nothing terrible has happened. Knock on wood.
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  Good stuff, good stuff, and you excited for our yearly trip into
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  the wrestling world. This has becoming something of a tradition. Now, Yes,
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  I'm very excited. I like to be silly in this space, and
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  I like people to know that this can be a fun, silly space.
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  It's a very very silly space, and that's what's good about it. And
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  so I'm so happy. Excellent, excellent, And this this week, this
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  this episode was specifically leaping into the world of a w or elite Wrestling the
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  other company. I guess as people might know it, which I feel like
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  to ae that you might get some angry emails now the other No. Sure,
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  we've done like three episodes about BW we have, so it's about time
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  for us to really really get in there again. Definitely, Definitely I will
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  need a teammate. Yes, of course, we're in a situation where we
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  usually introduce you and your teammate at the same time, and that that just
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  hasn't happened this time because, for the first time in gaately his history,
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  we have a trio of guests from the very same podcast, and because I
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  refuse to adjust our format, we're going to have to break up of action
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  and decide this one live. So they are the hosts of Tunnel Talk,
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  the No Facts All Feelings, a e W podcast. They are Ali,
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  it's me nailed it excellent, That's what I say. Oh, I think
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  we're also really good. Hello, Tally, thank you so much for having
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  me. Thank you, thank you so much for being here. That was
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  perfect. They are, and hey, so I'm so happy to be here.
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  That's really natural. We've rehearsed this like five times as well. That's
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  a and Leah welcome. Hi man, this is a normal way to respond
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  to just three just three normal girls. How normal it was made it out
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  of play. That's right, you're the free Just feel like Hi, it's
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  sposed to be here. Sure. Should I do another take where I look
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  incredibly startled to be spoken to? Yeah? Do one where you look like
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  you're being called out by the teacher. I prefer make me Yeah, yeah,
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  I'll pick and choose which want to use. Thank you, Thank you
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  all all three of you for being here, the co hosts of the Tunnel
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  Talk podcast. Yeah, thanks for being here. Yeah, we're very glad
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  to be here. Yeah, thank you. I'm going to sort of ask
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  a question now about your connection to the AW fandom. Feel free to answer
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  as a group, but if you have individual stories, give it a go.
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  You'll you'll co host the same podcast. So I assume you have a
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  similar origin story maybe, but when did you first get into a e W
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  How did you get into a So we paint a little picture for you.
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  It's summer twenty twenty. I think I've heard it said that you either get
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  into wrestling as a child or when you're having a major life life crisis.
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  So it was a real pandemic madness situation, I would say. So.
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  Yeah, a friend of ours, her friend Mary, joined our group chat
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  and then was like, hey, guys, you might enjoy like some little
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  wrestling you know, pictures and jiffs and things, and so she started sending
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  them to us and she just kind of was like a cartoon, like she
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  was trying to trap a mouse and we were she was leaving the little nibbles
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  of cheese being like, maybe this is what you'll like, Maybe this is
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  what you'll like. And we eventually we saw we encountered Orange Cassidy, and
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  we loved Orange Cassidy. He was very accessible to us as people who were
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  like, what is this? This is we think this might be for seven
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  year old boys only. But again, it was twenty twenty. We really
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  needed something to become passionate about. And it just spiraled from there and yeah,
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  here we are today as we as we were recently lamenting no longer the
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  casual fans we want. Yes, now we can wreck guys almost everybody we
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  see, which is not true for a long time. This is why I'm
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  going to have to go back into the archives because as you were saying that
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  on your most recent episode, I was that was such a funny bit,
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  and I was like, okay, I'm lamenting that with you. But now
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  now I want to listen to the episodes where they really didn't know anything,
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  because doing back there you'll find quite a few of them, and sometimes people
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  go back and they're like, I'm loving your archives, just like all get
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  out of there. Oh brilliant. I mean, yeah, you you said
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  it perfectly with the whole you get into wrestling when you're a difficult point in
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  your life, if you're a seven year old point it was. It was
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  also a difficult points in our life for us and not seven year old boy,
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  if you haven't been a seven year old boy or not yet, not
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  yet. Okay, well, now we've got to get to the part that
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  I'm I'm kind of I'm kind of dreading. I'll be honest. We've been
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  worried about it all week, to be honest, Yeah, basically having nightmares.
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  We don't function well when we're split apart, even if if one of
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  us on vacation, the other two are kind of loose well. As fun
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  as it would be to have a three on one handicap match all on our
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  own, I think I think one member of Tunnel Talk is going to have
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  to step out of the opposite tunnel goodness and join Audra on the heel side
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  the face that we'll decide throughout the episode. I think who can. Yeah,
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  I do want to warn you, Audra, whoever ends up with you,
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  you're still going to be handicapped, because I would not say we're that
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  much of a help. It's hard to know what we're going to bring to
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  texperience. As someone who pays like I pay like seventy five percent attention,
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  I enjoy it one hundred percent of the time, I don't always know what's
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  happening. Yes, great, but you're speaking our language. I've seen it
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  all technically speak. Yeah, I was in the room. Absolutely, we
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  too have technically seen it. So I think it's I think it's a level
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  playing field. Everybody's going to lose to night all in the same boat.
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  So yeah, I mean, who's going to make the call? How do
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  we decide this? I thought you were going to tell it. I thought
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  you were going to make it. I can. I can absolutely do that.
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  Oh yeah, I thought I thought you were going to pick a pick
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  one of us to be separated from it. Wouldn't be safe for us to
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  try and choose amongst ourselves. We said, we need a power greater than
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  us has to just separate one of us. Yeah, I like that scene
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  and toy story where the claw comes in. Well in the in the spirit
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  of that, I think I'll use a random number generator just just to decide.
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  Okay, so it is going to be Leah who is on Audra's team?
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  All right, Audre, we can take care of each other. And
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  I am disclaiming my former friends, and I'm prepared to make we actually have
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  to record a podcast this week. Let's keep us him. I think we
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  know who the heel factor. A few people never understood me. Excellent use
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  of you people. Okay, well, now that we've now that we've started
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  that, and we've got the makings of a classic tag team match, very
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  traditional now, so I'd now like each path to come up with an a
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  W themed team name feel tag team. Let's start with dra and Leah.
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  The Heels go home retire. Unbelievable, unbelievable disrespect They started this? Did
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  you not? I don't remember that. I remember being Did you have ideas?
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  I have a couple ideas. Let's hear him. I will suspend judgment
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  on whether or not they are good ideas or not. I did the math
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  for how many all women's matches there were in the past five episodes, so
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  we could be twenty two point two percent. It's a big improvement six months.
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  That's up. I also have Special Little gals Odra that was also on
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  my list. Yeah, we have to do it. Special Little that's beautiful.
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  It's meant to be Interview with Gangrel's good. We understand that I know
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  more about this latest series of Interview with a Vampire than I thought I was.
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  We're here to educate and then just to plump up the list. They
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  used to have a match type in like old wrestling, where it was like
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  two random people or two feuding people, and they would call it a strange
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  bedfellow's match. But that's just on It's on the list because it's fun to
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  say range bedfellows. Oh yeah, I mean that's of course that should be
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  used actually in a w But I don't know why we're not hearing about strange
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  bedfellows. You'll have to pull it out eventually. Yeah, eventually. Those
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  are all fantastic, but I think I have to go with Special Little gals
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  since it was on actually both of our lists. Heck, yeah, that's
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  fantastic. Any others you had their like honorable mention just for the for the
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  lulls, I was gonna don't have to you don't have to have more.
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  But if you if you made a wordplay or something that you're proud of,
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  I need it to be highlighted. I was gonna sing going to suggest the
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  mother Lovers of Tony Storm, and then the one that was rounding off my
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  list was the Old Bucks. But I think, yeah, special little gals
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  for the serendipity there of both being on your list, that's that's brilliant.
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  Okay, so we've got the special little gals the obvious heels on their list
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  too, that's right, Yeah, villain Eia, maybe I'm the specialist little
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  gal of all. Because it wasn't done well, let's let's find out what
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  was? What was? I tried to do a seguey then it just didn't
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  work. Kelly, And what's what's on your list? What do you have?
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  You got any team name ideas? So I've been keeping a little running
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  list here, So Alice Alis, see what you think of these guys.
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  So for our boy Chuck Taylor, the sexy Chucky knees, so fun.
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  We could be the good Boy Holes also. I also I also did the
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  good Boy Holes. Yeah, nice, nice Jrs. Jezebels beautiful, beautiful.
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  Yeah, those are those are my best ones. I would say,
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  amazing. I have I've got the Yambaggers, I've got the Mommy's Little Hams,
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  you know, like that. And then I have Everything's Fine on Team
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  Test. Okay, do you like Everything's fine? That's so good because for
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  people out of context, like who aren't a do it would be like,
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  oh, well they were supposed to be Team Tas, but they want to
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  reassure us that everything you do you have a strong do you have a strong
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  preference for what we go with? And I did also. I also like
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  Jr's Jezebels. I mean that also was a very fun one. You can
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  you can make them the call if you want. No, I don't,
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  you know, that's not what I want. Let's do Team Tas. Okay,
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  everything's fine, Everything's fine, And I think that boats well for how
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  things are gonna go. Oh yeah, he's a He's saying that a lot
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  more recently with the touchiness on commentary. Yeah, gosh, we remain very
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  worried about what's happening on commentary. And actually I don't think I even floated
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  this on our podcast, but last week when Taz like had to get off
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  Commentary because of Hook getting beaten up or whatever, I was floating at conspiracy
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  theory, which is that it actually was just to keep Tony and Taz away
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  from each other, and then they're trying to give them some space. It's
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  like, quick, they're arguing again. Make sure Hook's in danger. Yeah,
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  yeah, they're like Tony has laryngitis, he needs to go to the
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  back. Yeah, yeah, I buy that conspiracy theory. Okay, we've
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  got special little gals versus everything's fine on Team Taz. That's a great team,
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  all right. And if you're listening to this and thinking, a w
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  is that the one with John Cena, don't worry. Here's Oordra with a
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  little segment we like to call Passing Knowledge AW or All Elite Wrestling is a
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  professional wrestling promotion that was founded in twenty nineteen by Tony Kahn, the heir
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  to the Jacksonville Jaguars dynasty, and for the first time in history, the
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  Jacksonville Jaguars have been referred to as a dynasty. Pro wrestling is about blending
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  athleticism with storytelling, larger than life characters with acrobatics, and serialized drama with
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  thumbtacks and shards of broken glass. Kahn refers to AW as a challenger brand,
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  something that CEOs aren't supposed to say out loud. He says that AW
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  is the Pepsi to WWE's Coca Cola, but we prefer to think of AW
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  as the Doctor Pepper Snapple group of pro wrestling. The sickos know what I'm
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  talking about. AW puts an emphasis on athletic matches in ring match quality,
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  alternative characters, and a connection to the global wrestling scene, exemplified by the
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  co founders of AW, a group of wrestlers known as the Elite. A
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  bit self aggrandizing, but that's pro wrestlers for you. This sweaty soap opera
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  has a flagship show on Wednesday nights called Dynamite. Comma Boom goes the with
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  stories building to a big pay per view event. Roughly every six weeks,
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  wrestlers fight over championship gold, personal glory, honor and control, and more
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  often than not, their girlfriends and boyfriends. So if you're looking for something
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  fun and silly on Wednesday nights, check out AW. But if you're just
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  here for the wild ride into an oily muscle mommy, emotional daddy corner of
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  the fandom world, then our following contest is scheduled for four rounds. Let's
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  play gate Leapers, ring the bell. Thank you, Audra. Just before
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  we get to today's games, I've asked each player to bring in a muse,
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  something that inspires them or something they love from this particular fandom. AW
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  is inspiring to me because if you're a wrestling fan with a dream, created
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  ideas, and a small loan of thirty million dollars from your father, you
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  two can have a wrestling empire. That's beautiful. Oh Joe, We'll start
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  with you. What's inspiring you from the world of a DUB. I love
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  the community that we have built within wrestling, and I think there is nothing
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  that exemplifies that community more than a photo that came up on our TV like
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  favorited photos of I think Halloween twenty twenty one where we did a costume party
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  for Halloween and we were the Young Bucks and our friend was Cody Rhodes and
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  he had like his wife drew the TA on his neck and we stapled like
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  tassels to like a pair of pajamas. And there's just a photo of us
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  like doing the pose with our backs because we put Young Bucks on the back
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  of ours, but we stood the wrong way. So every single photo it's
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  just in what other world is that? It was like it was coming out
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  of COVID and like hanging out with lots of friends, dresses, wrestlers,
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  so much fun. Yeah, a very important question, which is will you
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  show us that photo at some point? Oh yeah, yeah, I mean
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  my hair is in a very awkward I'm halfway through growing this out stage and
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  it looks awful, but you know, yeah that's classic Young Bucks because you've
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  left. Yeah, that era. Definitely, it's a transitional time. Oh
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  that's a fantastic muse, very inspiring, and I shared that memory, so
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  I have to say that. Yeah, we'll move on over to your special
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  Little Girls teammate, Leo. What's inspiring you from a E W. Well,
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  in the prompt you mentioned that you know, we could be talking about
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  our favorite moment, our favorite match, and mine, I guess the moment
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  that most exemplifies AW for me is the Arcade Anarchy in March twenty twenty one.
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  Yeah, was. It was like the pandemic was just starting to like
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  feel a little doable. AW was talking about getting back on their road,
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  and they just had this match where like we kind of guessed that Trent was
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  going to come back, but not exactly sure how, and then that moment
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  when sus Van Kate drove into sight and the cow lost it. And then
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  at the very very end when they invited Chris up for the hug and that
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  was the first time that she was in the hug. It was just like,
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  this was this was the whole reason I watch AW. This is like
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  the thing. And now I would say that feeling is entirely ruined because that
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  she doesn't really before, but the memory remains. We don't cry because it's
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  over, and it's such a good moment as well, like it being like
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  you said, right before they went back on the road, and I just
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  remember it being this like pop after pop for all of us who paid attention
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  to the mid card, but they yeah, yeah, yeah, so good.
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  And there was a special little like behind the scenes extra for that match,
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  which I believe was Chuck posting on Twitter being like, oh see,
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  and I got drunk last night and planned out our match and it was just
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  an absolutely indiscernible scribble I think on a whiteboard where you were like, Wow,
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  I would give anything to be in the room. I don't know what
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  that means voice. I didn't know that. That's so good. Yeah,
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  Leah, that's a that's a great moment, very inspiring. And the big
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  moments in wrestling, nothing beats them, nothing beats them. There, they're
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  so good. Yeah, each ship girls follow that. Wow, he's gonna
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  we're gonna have a topic. I don't like today. I don't like what
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  this is doing. She really she's been relating to Trent with his whole He'll
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  turn and now I can see why Ali and Ann are narcissist. All right,
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  I'll go speak to the conglomerate then, So, and what's inspiring you
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  from the Worlds of a w Yeah, I was thinking about it, and
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  I think one thing that I always really liked about AW, especially like when
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  we first got into it, was it just has such an air of like
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  kind of a ragtag group of freaks, you know, like less so now
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  than before, but that bunch of a bunch of little weirdos, and I
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  think really like Orange Cassidy's career trajectory is kind of inspiring because he's like a
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  little guy, like he was never gonna make it at WWE, but he
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  just like wrestled on the indies, like having a good time with his friends,
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  you know, for years and years, and then when he's like thirty
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  five, he gets signed with this new company and now he's like crazy over
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  and like one of the biggest pro wrestlers, and it's just like, wow,
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  life is surprising, you know, like things can come out of nowhere,
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  and it's just important to like love the process of something and the actual
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  act of it and not like the rewards, and then you know, yeah,
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  definitely could happen. Yeah, yeah, definitely, Like as you said,
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  perfectly, his his rise through the indies was probably is the biggest leap
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  of any of the stars. Even at the start of a w I like,
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  I thought I was paying attention to the indies, but I didn't really
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  know who he was when it first started, and I was like, oh,
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  wow, this guy's amazing, and yeah, yeah he does. He
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  does have the vibe of like the most the most independent artist at the sign
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  to the mainstream label kind of kind of vibe and that's your fair artists favorite
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  artist there you go as as Zach Saber Junior approved in the that's right,
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  yeah, zax Sa Virginia really the chapel row. I think everyone's been saying
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  that, Oh, that's great. Always good to be inspired by by characters
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  and things, but in wrestling you get the trajectory of this person's life as
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  well. So it's yeah, extra inspiring, great stuff. Okay, the
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  other half of everything's fine on team tests, I've got to always say everything's
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  fine at the top of that. I know, Alie, what's inspiring you
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  about a e W? Yeah, So I was thinking about this. I
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  was trying to I couldn't remember single wrest where I knew or match i'd seen,
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  or moment or anything, but I did out of nowhere. Remember now,
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  this takes us back to kind of a strange moment because it was during
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  the MJF Punk Dog Collar match, which is not a place that I could
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  usually revisit. Famously, we're a little impie, I'm punk. Yeah.
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  Yeah. This woman that I follow on Twitter and have for a long time
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  before I got into wrestling, Alexandra Edwards. She was tweeting she watches wrestling,
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  which I didn't know. I knew her from other stuff, and she
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  tweeted two men who made each their cry are now getting chained together with dog
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  collars smiley face, and then she said the best wrestling stories are about love,
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  needing it, losing it, hating it, being scared of it.
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  And I think about that all the time now. I thought it was just
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  so funny she was. It was such a funny tweet. And then the
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  next thing, I was like, oh my gosh, you've taken me out
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  at the knees. That is why I a very soft person. Love about
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  wrestling is when people tell these stories in the most bananas way that on some
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  level you're just like, oh my gosh, but this is really this is
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  paintpos there's something really real happening here. Same yes, embrace. Yeah,
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  So it's that. That's perfect. You've just nailed perfectly what the beauty of
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  wrestling storytelling is. That's yeah, that's what it's all about. It's all
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  about love. It's all about love and the different angles of love. Yeah.
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  Yeah, yeah, I'm just now like saw happy wrestling fan to be
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  surrounded by other happy wrestling fans who are just like, yeah, this is
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  what wrestling is. I I'm so inspired. I think I'm ready for some
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  games. You're ready for some games. I'm scared when I'm ready. Okay,
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  teams, that's the opening Piro, and you know what that means.
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  It's time for Round one. Round one is our classic game of deliberation,
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  elimination and deception that this episode we're calling who the fuck is Griff Garrison?
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  In this game, I will name an AW themed category. Then I'll offer
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  each team a list of five things allegedly from that category. One by one.
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  Teams will select correct answers for a point, but choose a wrong answer
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  and you'll be frozen out of the list. H Winter is coming. I've
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  got to always link it to it being cold somehow, and winter is coming.
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  Get there, how dare you? So? The first category is AW
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  wrestlers, So just simply the names of wrestlers who have been signed to AW
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  at some point in their five year history as a company. So we will
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  begin with special little gals. Here is your list of five names. Good
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  luckily I don't mess it up. We'll see Trench Humberto Carrio Abadon, Johnny
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  hot Rod and Jacked Jamison. Oh, okay, I know one one hundred
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  and twenty five percent. What's the one that you know? Abadon Abdon is
• 25:48
  definitely there. I also am very aware of Trench because Trench, Yeah,
• 25:52
  he used to be in Swerves Faction. He had all the neck tattoos and
• 25:59
  I was I'm obsessed with him because he was terrible. Okay, well we'll
• 26:06
  lock in those two. Start with Aba Yeah, absolutely a real wrestler,
• 26:11
  the zombie the living Dead girl. Yes, and Trench as Trench absolutely also
• 26:18
  is for all of the reasons that I tend to be pretty uh ify on
• 26:25
  the non Dynamite shows. But I believe I am osmosis that Jack to Jane
• 26:32
  James Jamison, whatever that guy's name is, has been doing something bad on
• 26:37
  Rampage. I'm leaning towards that one because I know Humberto Corrio is WWE that
• 26:45
  I know. I don't think they've signed him ae W at any point we'll
• 26:51
  find out. Yeah, yeah, but I'm down to go with yours.
• 26:56
  No. No, no, I'm just no, I'm saying I think Jamison
• 26:59
  is an AW so I think yeah, Bear Tale must be the faith.
• 27:03
  Yes, So we'll say, you'll say Jack Jamison is the correct Jamison is
• 27:07
  real a w Absolutely three for three on your list, you didn't like any
• 27:11
  of the wrong answers, and yeah, biosmosis lea jacked Jamison, he's in
• 27:15
  the Iron Savages. Nice. Oh disgusting. I couldn't tell you how things
• 27:26
  enter. It's I didn't learn that. All right, good stuff, three
• 27:34
  points. We'll move on over to everything's fine on Team TAZ. Here is
• 27:38
  your list of wrestlers, Big Swoll, the Lightning Kid, Cole Carter,
• 27:45
  the Blade, and Brutus Creed. Okay, and I think we I think
• 27:51
  we've got the same pitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Blade for sure.
• 27:55
  Of course the Blade definitely, Yes, of famously of the Butcher and
• 27:59
  the Blade beautiful. And Cole Carter that's a little that's just a little guy.
• 28:06
  Yeah, we showed up. Sometimes they took a mask off for a
• 28:10
  big reveal and the crowd did nothing because no one cares about him. That's
• 28:12
  my day. It was to distract from a different big reveal that I don't
• 28:18
  remember. And then of course big fool. Yeah yeah, absolutely three for
• 28:25
  three. I thought I trip you over the cold carts to considering is just
• 28:27
  one appearance, but no, you know, I think one of the reasons
• 28:33
  he's stuck in there too, is that recently we saw a backstage photo of
• 28:37
  someone's birthday. Yeah, well in it, we're so perplexing because you suddenly
• 28:45
  were like, oh my god, I was Dustin Yeah, Chuck, Taylor
• 28:48
  was at Cole Carter's birthday, and You're like, what's happening here, Live
• 28:52
  Interwoven Lives. Why does no one talk about Cole Cotter if they're all suddenly
• 28:59
  is birthday? Yeah, he's turning like twenty two or something. I'm like,
• 29:03
  Taylor, you are in your late thirty Oh good stuff. Yeah.
• 29:10
  Three for three as well. I think we got some got some aw fans
• 29:14
  in the room. This is good. Alright. We will move on to
• 29:18
  another category now, and that category is a e W events, So the
• 29:22
  names of pay per views or special episodes of television, any anything that's been
• 29:27
  a branded event. And we will move back and over to special Little Gals,
• 29:32
  And here are your five events Forbidden Door, The Crossroads, Disorder at
• 29:38
  the Border, Fight Forever, and House of the Dragon. I'm so used
• 29:45
  to giving visual feedback to podcast everything, like, yes, stop it.
• 29:52
  You can feel free to help me if you like to. I couldn't if
• 29:56
  I tried. I'm glad I'm not you. Could you say the on more
• 30:00
  time because I've already forgotten? Yeah? Absolutely, we have Forbidden Door,
• 30:03
  the Crossroads, Disorder at the Border, Fight Forever, and House of the
• 30:08
  Dragon. Okay, obviously Forbidden Door is real. Obviously, yes we can
• 30:12
  we can lock that. Forbidden Door is for non wrestling fans. What's what's
• 30:17
  the Forbidden Door all about? What's what makes that show special? It's taken
• 30:21
  everything in me not to say, butthole the Forbidden Doors, Wide open show,
• 30:30
  Forbidden Door, Forbidden Doors? When the is when the wrestlers from a
• 30:34
  bunch of different promotions get to all come and play together and have the dream
• 30:38
  matches that make the community go create Pretty much, I believe that Fight Forever
• 30:48
  is also real. I am also Fight Forever sounds familiar. Is that the
• 30:52
  game? Or did they name the game after an episode? Good question?
• 30:59
  I I'm having this sense memory of it. Yeah, but it could still
• 31:03
  be the game. Well, so the House of the Dragon is real because
• 31:08
  that did happen. So it's either Crossroads or Fight Forever. That's fate.
• 31:15
  Well, if we know if you know, the House of the Dragon is
• 31:18
  real. Yeah, we can lock that in and get that point. Okay,
• 31:22
  and do it. House of the Dragon is real. Yeah, a
• 31:25
  sponsored episode, but they kind of built it around Danielson a bit. Yeah,
• 31:29
  I love that corporate center. Yeah, we're always, oh my god,
• 31:34
  a tie in just what we as consumers ones. And then we could
• 31:41
  try Fight Forever because there's a chance that it could have been an episode.
• 31:45
  And then they just happened to name the game after it because it is a
• 31:48
  good it's a good video game name. I think that's the best I got.
• 31:52
  Yeah, let's go Fight Forever. Going with Fight Forever. It's not
• 31:56
  not an event, it is the video game. Stand this little tricksy,
• 32:00
  little tricksy play there. I'm disappointed. I couldn't tempt you with Disorder at
• 32:05
  the Border. I don't want that. Don't reveal how much time I spent
• 32:08
  on that one. I loved it. Yeah, they should start the amount,
• 32:15
  I will say the amount of for wrestlers from Canada, and it's just
• 32:19
  like at Niagara Falls. Well, Disorder the Border could also be about their
• 32:24
  ongoing uh work issues. Wrestlers are getting locked down of the country. That's
• 32:32
  it's maybe it's like a like a Tan t TVs kind of like special.
• 32:37
  It's just like, what's going on with all these wrestlers who can't get in
• 32:38
  here to wrestle for hours live from immigration TSA agent, Tony Conget's pile driver
• 32:47
  by a ts agent. It's sounding better, I have to say, honestly.
• 32:52
  Book. Yeah. Yeah, The Crossroads was the other real one.
• 32:59
  It was back into twenty twenty one. It was the episode where Shack wrestled
• 33:04
  Shack. I think that Jade's debut. I believe it was Jade's debut as
• 33:08
  well. Yes, I think Shaq is still lost in the tunnels under Dall
• 33:13
  as well. I believe that's the lore. Yeah, he doesn't heared from
• 33:16
  the ambulance at the end of that show and has never been seen in Canada.
• 33:21
  I say they've just seen him disappearing around a corner. Okay, back
• 33:27
  on over to Everything's Fine on Team TAZ. Here is your list of five
• 33:30
  events for the Gold Wrestle Dream Fan Appreciation Night. Chris Jericho presents a w
• 33:40
  Dynamite and Quake by the Lake. Jeez, Okay, Quake by the Lake
• 33:45
  is definitely real. I've been to Quake by the way. Yeah, oh
• 33:49
  wonderful that in was that? Does that only happened once? Or has there
• 33:52
  been a couple of quake by the lakes? I want to say, I
• 33:58
  don't know. I will say nothing too, because they've been I think now
• 34:07
  I think they did it the second time they came to Minnesota too, but
• 34:08
  I wasn't at that show, okay. And then the the other one that
• 34:10
  we knew was wrest Dream. Wrestle Dream is indeed real. For another point,
• 34:17
  could I ask you to read the other thing? Of course, we
• 34:21
  have full the gold Fan Appreciation Night and Chris Jericho presents a W Dynamite Lord
• 34:30
  all But at the same time, I'm because I have no clue, I'm
• 34:39
  inclined to lock in, uh, Christ Jericho presents just because I think that's
• 34:45
  fun and funny and I hope it happened. Ye, sure, let's do
• 34:49
  it going with Chris Jericho presents a W Dynamite. It didn't happen, I'm
• 34:52
  afraid I'm sure it will eventually during this in the hear it. Yeah,
• 35:00
  if somebody gets the idea to him, he'll make it happen, all right.
• 35:06
  What was the real one? The real one was fan Appreciation night.
• 35:08
  It was the last event at Daily's place before heading back on the round.
• 35:14
  That is cute. Oh I missed those Daily when the trauma was happening.
• 35:27
  Okay, we have one final category in this game, and look, it's
• 35:30
  a w wrestlers again. But look, on the Tunnel Talk podcast, you
• 35:35
  get pretty personal with the wrestlers. You chat about them a lot. This
• 35:37
  time it's their real names. This is the real names of wrestlers. You
• 35:40
  don't have to say whether like who they are, although I will give you
• 35:45
  a bonus point if you do, but you just have to say whether it's
• 35:49
  real or whether I made it up and it's not a real person. Okay,
• 35:53
  I'm gonna literally hide my face. Yeah right, I know I'm gonna
• 35:59
  get too excited to find Okay, so the special little gals here is your
• 36:02
  list. Samuel Ratch, Paul Gruber, Matthias Adams, Benjamin Satale, and
• 36:12
  Alyssa Bisquette. So Paul Gruber is Wheeler. Utah nice I heard. I
• 36:21
  was like, God, damn it. We will confirm these as we go.
• 36:24
  So yeah, that's that's one point for the correct answer and one point
• 36:29
  a bonus point for knowing it's Wheeler. I do need you to read them
• 36:31
  all again, because they also every last one of them sounded. You know,
• 36:38
  can we steal if we know one that they don't tell her no,
• 36:42
  tell her no. If you allowed them to do the same for your list,
• 36:45
  then we could play. That's honest, it's too dangerous. We've got
• 36:54
  Samuel Ratch, Matthias Adams, Benjamin Satale, and Alyssa Bisquette. So Samuel
• 37:02
  Bratch is Darby love it. That is correct and correct. For two minutes.
• 37:07
  That was the only two that I knew for sure. That was pretty
• 37:13
  good so much that was what I was gonna steal. So Alissa a set?
• 37:20
  Who could Alyssa? Yeah? Could? Could that be? Like an
• 37:23
  Anna J? And my? I mean the alliteration really might be where we're
• 37:29
  going. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna agree with that. We guess that'sa
• 37:32
  J. Yeah, yeah, you can go with Alyssa Bisquettes and uh an
• 37:36
  a J. But it's it's not real and it's therefore it's not but she's
• 37:42
  changed her name since it's another alias solidarity. Matthias Adams was also fake.
• 37:52
  Benjamin Satalie is Pack. Oh oh there we go. Okay, I think
• 37:59
  I I think I should knew that at one point. I think I've read
• 38:01
  that at one I'm mad there's no Matthias. I really if Matt Matt Jackson's
• 38:10
  name could be Matthias, he looks like he could be, almost surprising that
• 38:15
  it's not. I believe there are some biblical sibling names in the midst.
• 38:22
  All right, so let's have another list of real professional wrestler names. For
• 38:25
  everything's fine on Team TAZ. Here's your list. Ryan Lawley, Tyson Smith,
• 38:35
  Dory Prange, Phil Nominal. Okay, well, so we know that
• 38:43
  is Orange Casside feels really messed up. As I was doing this, I
• 38:50
  was like, am I going to include Orange Cassidy in this? He feels
• 38:52
  the most protected. But now it's like I've never heard that name before.
• 38:58
  God a little bit, I'm like, should we bleep it? I don't
• 39:00
  know if it's you know what, I will bleep it. I love that
• 39:07
  this whole question won't make any sense. That is correct. Tyson Tyson Smith
• 39:15
  is Kenny Omega. Yeah, Tyson Smith is messed up. Yes, it's
• 39:21
  disturbing. I was today when I learned that, and it's not good constantly
• 39:25
  trying to redlete that. Honestly, I think the young bucks usually are too,
• 39:30
  because I think there's to East Git where they hear his name on the
• 39:34
  airport like loudspeaker and lose it because they're like, who the hell is that?
• 39:43
  Okay, I think we're going to need the other three red again.
• 39:45
  Absolutely, you have Ryan Lawley, Dorry Prange, and Phil Nominal. Okay,
• 39:52
  Dory Prange sounds sort of familiar, but I mean, I'll be so
• 39:58
  I would be so impress if that is a real wrestler. I think it's
• 40:01
  Ruby, soho whoa, I think maybe it is. That's the most confidence
• 40:07
  we're gonna get here, all right, And yeah, that confidence is well
• 40:10
  found it. Hell yeah, I'm shocked. I don't know what happened.
• 40:22
  That's such a good poll. Yeah, I'm going to ride that high for
• 40:28
  the next two weeks. Probably you Ryan Lawley not real and phenomenal not real,
• 40:36
  But it's just a yeah, really good. Could almost be a thing.
• 40:40
  They both sounded realer than Dory Print and I've got to bleep. Okay,
• 40:52
  that is the end of round one. Let's ask Excalibur to run down
• 40:55
  the latest scores. He talked so fast, it's so impressive. Okay,
• 41:00
  those scores are special little Gals are on nine points but in the lead thanks
• 41:05
  to that Ruby soho pull. Everything's fine on Team Taz eleven points now,
• 41:14
  Leah up. Next is round two, but we've got to take a break.
• 41:20
  We'll be back after whatever. The audio equivalent of picture and picture is.
• 41:30
  Round two is called Heroes and Villains, or maybe today it's called Faces
• 41:34
  and Heels. In this game, our players will each have thirty seconds to
• 41:40
  make their case for who they think the real hero of a w is.
• 41:45
  It can be completely subjective. All it needs to do is win over your
• 41:49
  fellow players, because after all players make their cases, they'll rank each of
• 41:52
  the first through third in an anonymous vote, and the results will decide The
• 41:57
  points will then repeat for the real villain of aw which usually ends up being
• 42:01
  more fun because bad guys are more fun. Okay, Aldra, are you
• 42:07
  ready to start us off with the real hero? Way? Got the timer
• 42:12
  here? That's new for the season, the actual physical down there ten dollars.
• 42:19
  Okay, your time starts now. The faces of all Elite Wrestling for
• 42:25
  me is going to be Tony Mina Mariah May. Since I started watching professional
• 42:30
  wrestling whenever people would get in each other's like faces. I would say one
• 42:36
  thing at the TV screen kiss. One thing, I would shout it friend
• 42:42
  group people are getting and they're doing the head buttt things where they're like pushing
• 42:45
  up against each other. Just kiss, And who actually gave that to us?
• 42:51
  They gave us kiss on screen? Lovely stuff. Just kiss. Always
• 42:55
  a good argument. She's tailored it to the crowd and I loved it.
• 43:04
  Pander away, Yeah, okay, well we'll go for a member of Everything's
• 43:08
  Final Team tas. Now I think Ali, can you take take this one
• 43:12
  away? Okay, time stoughts. Now I'm gonna go with the basic,
• 43:16
  tried and true. It's hangman Adam Page. He is the undeniable protagonist of
• 43:22
  all Elite Wrestling. He has the strongest sense of self of any of the
• 43:25
  wrestlers on screen. He understands his character. He has the in ring ability.
• 43:30
  He has the kissing energy, the kissing pose energy. He has over
• 43:34
  and over again used professional wrestling as an artistic medium to explore what it means
• 43:38
  to try to be a good person even when it's really really hard. He
• 43:43
  is a real person and he is my choice for hero. He's good stuff
• 43:47
  to the time. That yeah, classic stuff often said as the protagonist of
• 43:54
  AW. But uh, what was theiss kissing post? Kissing pos kissing post
• 43:59
  called the forehead butting? Oh yeah, yes, that's what we say.
• 44:02
  Oh they're doing a little kissing pose perfect and now that's the phrase we will
• 44:07
  use. Okay, back on over to special little gals. Leah, are
• 44:14
  you ready to declare who your hero or face of AW is? Yes?
• 44:19
  Your time starts now. So there is a lot of people in AW that
• 44:22
  get a lot of flowers, But one person who doesn't get the flowers that
• 44:25
  they deserve for the amount of hard work that they do to keep this company
• 44:30
  going is Alex Scoops Marvez. Single day, the man is toiling backstage's everywhere.
• 44:39
  He's in the woods, he's in the parking lot, he's in people's
• 44:44
  cars. He's trying to find out what's going on. And people do not
• 44:49
  respectatiful pop. So I Scoops is the It's the best nickname in AW.
• 45:04
  There's so many cool nicknames, but Scoops is right there, truly is Okay,
• 45:08
  last, but not least, and are you ready to give your face
• 45:12
  of AW? I've got so much adrenaline right now, I'm ready. Hell
• 45:16
  Zion Studs. Now it's Chuck Taylor, and I'll tell you why. Everyone
• 45:21
  knows the good business equals good quality wrestling and Chuck Taylor. Everyone also knows
• 45:25
  that twenty twenty one was aw's best business year ever. What happened back then?
• 45:30
  Chuck Taylor was on TV all the time. What happened now? On
• 45:32
  Juneteenth they had their worst writing ever. And what happened right before that,
• 45:36
  Chuck Taylor had a career in the injury. I think anyone who looks at
• 45:39
  the data in good faith we can see that Chuck Taylor is driving business of
• 45:45
  this company and there's no argument against it. Wow. Yeah, yeah,
• 45:50
  an amazing misuse of data so much. You might say that's cherry picking,
• 45:55
  but if you need to get some cherries, what are you gonna do?
• 46:04
  This is I'm so glad I don't have to choose who the winner is.
• 46:07
  This would have been so tough. I forgot I have to play a role
• 46:12
  in that. All right? If you could all send me a d M
• 46:15
  on discord with your ranking of your fellow players, uh first three thirds,
• 46:22
  I won't reveal who ended up in what position, So just just the overall
• 46:25
  points to goodness. This is too hard. Wow, I loved all of
• 46:32
  them so much. I know they were all very good cases. In my
• 46:37
  heart, they're tied for first. I'm sorry girls for what's happen. You
• 46:40
  never know what happened in this. It's tough. I'm going to do some
• 46:46
  maths now that the results are coming in. I feel like a reality show
• 46:50
  host. I was just like looking over your shoulder while you did. That's
• 46:55
  so cruel. All right, the results are in. We do have some
• 47:00
  clear rankings here as well, so it'll be five points for whoever comes top,
• 47:05
  then four, three, two like that. So everyone's going to get
• 47:07
  some points because you all make such good arguments. They're all such good cases.
• 47:12
  But according to this democratic process, the least likely person to be the
• 47:16
  hero of a w is Hangman out in Paige. I'm so sorry, Hangman.
• 47:22
  You know what I knew. It was the easy answer, and look
• 47:24
  what it got me. But it got me. That's it. Now,
• 47:29
  Now we're going to get murdered by the hangman. I won't. I won't
• 47:34
  because I made the r one of us comes down on top. Okay,
• 47:39
  so next up Audra finishing for three points. Yeah, I guess like moderately
• 47:45
  popular moderately facing, maybe because you went for three at once trying to be
• 47:49
  greedy, but that's the point of that. Yeah, why choose amen?
• 47:58
  Okay, getting to the top. Now, finding out who the real hero
• 48:00
  of a e W is? In second place, it's Chuck Taylor, Thank
• 48:07
  you so much. I really wish that we could somehow tell Alex Scoops Barbez
• 48:22
  and send it to Yeah for a full five points there, Leah. Who
• 48:30
  would have known that Alex Marvez was the face of a W. But it's
• 48:34
  just true, you know, you you really captured something there, and he's
• 48:38
  you reminded me that when I'm not seeing Alex Scoopsmarvez out there begging my life
• 48:45
  is my life is less good? That's true? So true, true,
• 48:50
  get the strap on him. Okay, let's this again. But for the
• 48:54
  villains for the US who absolutely great. Okay. I think it's probably fair
• 49:00
  that we do things in reverse order. Maybe that sounds right, So no,
• 49:05
  Ane, Okay, coming first, Okay, Okay, I gotta okay,
• 49:10
  okay, And who is the real heel of a e W? Time
• 49:15
  starts now. It's Brian Danielson, my special little guy, and he is
• 49:20
  a villain. You might say, sure, he acts like a nice guy,
• 49:23
  but he came in and the promotions creative juices winning the Again, maybe
• 49:29
  correlation does improve causation, but I don't think that's right. He also doesn't
• 49:34
  care about winning. He keeps losing to all these other guys like little ostentatious,
• 49:37
  being all showy about it, like, oh, you'll job to anyone,
• 49:42
  Sure, whatever, Brian Danielson, Look, you look like a goat
• 49:50
  there as well. Good classic, good stuff. Yeah, Brian Danielson.
• 49:54
  I've heard a few episodes of the Tunnel Talk podcast. I get this.
• 50:00
  Okay, Okay, Leah, who is the real heel of a e W?
• 50:07
  The time starts now? Okay. The one thing that AW stands for
• 50:10
  is fathers. We respect a father, We believe in a father son relationship.
• 50:16
  And you know who let his son down. It is Jeff cool Hand
• 50:21
  and partner abandon his son. Daniel Garcia has not done anything. He has
• 50:27
  done nothing to save him, even he's been in peril and he injured.
• 50:30
  Chuck Taylor, These are preezy. Chuck Taylor is injured and for that he
• 50:35
  must be removed from the premises. Saw a Kiss Homewrecker. Yeah, you
• 50:44
  swovet me with the name that came out of your mouth there, But I
• 50:45
  was like, yeah, that's that's true, That's absolutely true, absolutely abandoning
• 50:52
  his real son, his real son, Daniel Garcia. Lovely stuff. Okay,
• 50:57
  moving back on over to Everything's final team, taz Ali, Are you
• 51:00
  ready? I am? Who is the heel of a e W you time
• 51:06
  starts now? It brings me no pleasure to say it. But on a
• 51:08
  recent tragic twitch stream, Kenny Omega was asked whether or not he thinks that
• 51:14
  there should be more kissing in wrestling, and he said he doesn't think so
• 51:19
  and doesn't care, and he's kissed many people in wrestling, which we've enjoyed
• 51:24
  seeing. And I was frankly sickened to hear him say that kissing doesn't matter.
• 51:29
  Isn't an integral part of the sport. Isn't something that people need to
• 51:31
  be thinking about every single time they're planning out a match. I was upset.
• 51:35
  I don't like it, but it's Kenny, you know, from Safe
• 51:40
  Ensa to Bold Swing. But I respect it because I've not heard that twitch
• 51:45
  stream, but I agree with your sentiment. Was that twitch stream during Pride
• 51:47
  month as well? I think it might have been pre pride. I don't
• 51:51
  think he would hear his boyfriend Coda at bushi he has kissed, what would
• 51:59
  he say? I think, in fairness to Kenny, now that I'm my
• 52:02
  segments over, I think he may have been in a bit of a low
• 52:06
  point with his relationship to his diriticulate him. He hadn't had a surgery yet,
• 52:10
  and I think he might have been just chomping at the bit. Yeah,
• 52:15
  the island mad. The optimism is not necessarily there. Yeah, and
• 52:20
  he's forgotten how good it can feel to get close to kissing and almost kiss.
• 52:25
  He'll remember, He'll remember, Yeah, kiss kissy pos, just a
• 52:30
  few kissing pos. He'll remember when he when he resumes his tag team with
• 52:35
  Jericho, he'll remember the sexiest tag. Okay, are you ready to round
• 52:45
  us out with your villain for a e W? Yes? Okay, time
• 52:51
  starts now. My villain for a e W is the Jacksonville Jaguars, because
• 52:58
  Tony Kahan, clearly the Jacksonville Jaguars is the ex girlfriend who will not leave
• 53:04
  because he's clearly with us now, like what he has to do events where
• 53:09
  he's talking with the jackson Phil Jaguars about anything. When he has to be
• 53:14
  with her for a business, he's wearing the neck brace, he's talking,
• 53:16
  he's continually mentioning that he has to brow then, so you don't try to
• 53:21
  get back with him the entirety. Wow, Kenny, we don't think that
• 53:30
  you should be talking Kenny. Tony Kenny shouldn't either. I get that you
• 53:39
  have to see her for business, but professional someone at work. I'm so
• 53:45
  proud of the tunnel Talkers. Not one of us mentioned fr orm punk really
• 53:51
  hard. Yeah, good stuff, good stuff. We can we can talk
• 53:53
  both of those after the show. Okay, Yeah, I think it's it's
• 54:00
  vote time once more, and once again. I'm glad I'm not in this
• 54:04
  position distress. Like I just wrote it and sent it and then was like,
• 54:09
  but what is it? I know there's no there's no right answer.
• 54:15
  When when all the answers are so good, it doesn't feel moral. It's
• 54:22
  like picking between your children. It feels like I've seenned. Okay, we've
• 54:28
  got some results in. I need to learn how to do this. I
• 54:30
  need to learn how to switch from game show to reality show. Announcer dramatic
• 54:37
  attention. Would music underneath help music underneath might help. Maybe in post we
• 54:42
  can we can make this more dramatic. Yeah, okay, yeah, imagine
• 54:45
  like a folk machine behind me or in the audio. Yeah, you're holding
• 54:51
  a bouquet of roses and you said the person I'm awarding my rose tonight.
• 54:58
  That's it. That's okay. Well, the person who is not going to
• 55:02
  get a rose because they're in last place the least likely to be a villain
• 55:07
  in a e W is Brian Danielson for two points. I'm sorry, I
• 55:13
  felt it comming. You know you weren't. You weren't wrong, though,
• 55:19
  thank you, thank you so much. Okay, next up for three points,
• 55:22
  cool hand, ange rude, and in second place, we'll get into
• 55:31
  the real ship heels of a W. Right now, we have the Jacksonville
• 55:39
  Jaguars in second place, which means the biggest heel in a e W.
• 55:45
  Right now, a man particulars but says that should be less kissing, really
• 55:54
  kicking them while he is down. I'm not kicking him in the guts,
• 56:01
  Kenny. I'm sorry, I love you. Please get welcome back soon.
• 56:05
  Just get that get that old spark back, get that kiss back, and
• 56:07
  I mean all good kiss One person on screen and prove us wrong. You
• 56:10
  know it, Just try it out and see how it feels. Yeah,
• 56:15
  you have the power here, Kenny. Yeah, yeah, we can.
• 56:16
  We can do it. It can happen on rampage first, if you want
• 56:19
  to test the waters for the audience. Yeah, and we can leave it
• 56:22
  to dynamite sexy little Friday night kids. It's the best time for it.
• 56:27
  Okay, that's the end of the round. Let's ask Tony can't to book
• 56:30
  the latest scores? Yes, this episode is predetermined, but it's not fake.
• 56:37
  Those scores are. Your voting has tied things up completely. Both teams
• 56:40
  are on twenty four points. Oh wow, wow, wish. Which one
• 56:46
  of us is going to agree to go out on their back? Who's going
• 56:52
  to do the job, Who's going to Wembley? Okay, we are back
• 57:06
  live. No, we're not, We're not live. Round three is called
• 57:08
  rough and Tumblr. It's the game where I'll read some genuine text posts from
• 57:14
  tumblr dot com, whose user base is genuinely the main source of data for
• 57:17
  training AI. I just found this out recently, So like everyone talks about
• 57:25
  how AI might kill us all, but at least it won't be homophobic.
• 57:29
  So I think people have made jokes about like poisoning the AI data set,
• 57:37
  and that'll do it. I think. I don't think I've received as much
• 57:42
  misinformation from any other website than I have Tumblers. We live in a beautiful
• 57:50
  world. Okay, okay, Each of these quotes is about one wrestler in
• 57:55
  particular, and I've gone for like main characters here of a double you have
• 58:00
  not gone for like two obscure. Each player gets one guess as to who
• 58:04
  they think that wrestler is, with one point for each correct answer, so
• 58:07
  members of a team can both say the same answer to try and score two
• 58:10
  points. If you're just super confident it's that person, or if you're between
• 58:14
  two people, you could have each person say a different name and head your
• 58:17
  guests for a chance to secure one point. And because it's Tumblr, the
• 58:22
  posts will get progressively hornier is correct? Okay, you're pretty excited here It
• 58:30
  is your first quote. Which wrestler is? This about Twitter? People can
• 58:35
  complain all they want about him being booked in a random death match. This
• 58:38
  really isn't for them. This is for the targeted tumble arenas, the girlies,
• 58:44
  the sickos. Oh wow, all right, so we'll start with the
• 58:51
  Special Little Gals for this one and any ideas for who this could be about.
• 58:54
  I'd also like to point out for Dave Milton and other podcasters who think
• 58:58
  that women don't like blood, let's go to Tumblr for like two mites like
• 59:01
  the death matches for the Girlies. Okay, the date is free for anybody
• 59:07
  to Tumblr who see someone full crimson mask and just like baby Girls and the
• 59:17
  Glies are me doc who has been in a random ran like a random thrown
• 59:27
  in a random I feel like I can't go with anyone I associate with anything
• 59:30
  deathmatch esque, So I'm gonna I would say, I'm jf to like throw
• 59:37
  like a person who I think has done a death match, but I don't
• 59:39
  think of as a death match person and he big I think that I should
• 59:45
  pick somebody else and split it because I'm not since I'm not sure? Yeah,
• 59:51
  so who else is a singles wrestler? Good? Should we go with
• 1:00:01
  like Derby or like Bigin's Darby Swerve? I think it has done like one
• 1:00:08
  or two deaths? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I mean, but Tumbler
• 1:00:16
  really, you know I'm gonna go with Hangman. Yeah, I think I'm
• 1:00:21
  just gonna go with Hangman because I mean, if you guess Hangman for a
• 1:00:23
  Tumblr post, I feel like pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty good.
• 1:00:30
  Okay, So on this side, we've got an MGF and a Hangman as
• 1:00:32
  the two guesses. There, let's move on over to everything's fine on team
• 1:00:37
  tas. Do we have any any I think it's symbol of names, different
• 1:00:39
  names. Could you read the quote again? So it's Twitter users are complaining
• 1:00:43
  about them being booked on a death Yeah. Twitter people can complain all they
• 1:00:45
  want about him being booked in a random death match. This really isn't for
• 1:00:50
  them. This is for the targeted tumbl arenas, the girlies, sickos.
• 1:00:54
  God, what have they What haven't they complained? I mean it's true,
• 1:01:00
  but what random death matches have there been? I mean thrown into a random
• 1:01:06
  death match? I am trying to remember, Like I'm like, was there
• 1:01:08
  a Hangman match that became a death match at the last There was in the
• 1:01:14
  past year there was a match that became a death match at the last minute,
• 1:01:17
  And there was a whole discourse about like, well, why does that
• 1:01:20
  have to be death match? And some of us were like, because we
• 1:01:22
  get to see blood, we like it. That's true, was it?
• 1:01:29
  I'm scared to say. I'm scared to say hangman, But yeah, do
• 1:01:34
  we all go down together? I don't have any better ideas. Oh my
• 1:01:37
  gosh, hand an unlovable hand. Girls, you both saying hangman to try
• 1:01:44
  and go for two points? Then I think, so, I don't know
• 1:01:46
  unless you have a better idea. Well, I guess the other thing I
• 1:01:50
  could I could take, I could do swerve, we could split the difference
• 1:01:52
  there. Yeah, but I don't feel like did swarves become death matches?
• 1:01:59
  Maybe? My Well, we're going hangman, We're going work, We're going
• 1:02:02
  to double hangman. So overall we got three hangman's and an m j F.
• 1:02:07
  It's a tough game because there's a lot of wrestlers. This was about
• 1:02:09
  Orange Cassidy. Oh this is tumbler. How did we not what death match
• 1:02:22
  was he in? Was he maybe last year? There was a lot of
• 1:02:27
  times that he was put in death match blood. Orange Cassidy to me,
• 1:02:30
  Oh, yeah, when he when he gets in that violent mindset. Yeah,
• 1:02:35
  wow, Oh my god, No, I I had to look I
• 1:02:38
  had to look it up. I'm sorry, is that is that? Oh?
• 1:02:40
  Yeah? Oh yeah, I googled it. It was versus Matt Taven.
• 1:02:45
  It was the Matt Ta match. I sold us on Matt Tavan.
• 1:02:51
  You know what I feel okay about this because if if we had been given
• 1:02:55
  twenty minutes, I wouldn't have come up with Orange There. We're ever gonna
• 1:03:00
  get there. My feeling is like I didn't see a lot of complainting.
• 1:03:02
  I guess they're probably, I mean everybody, we were avoiding it. We
• 1:03:05
  were happy. I've never seen a criticism of orange cassidy to be honest,
• 1:03:10
  soulated ourselves. All right, maybe these will get a little easier as sort
• 1:03:16
  of like feelings as they gettier. Yeah, maybe that that will start to
• 1:03:22
  spell things out a little bit more. That was a tough one because it
• 1:03:24
  was so vanilla. Okay, here is your next and so very good.
• 1:03:30
  Sorry I told that was very good, kind of an orange creamy. Okay,
• 1:03:35
  your next text post. The thing apped him is that he has the
• 1:03:39
  most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. Why is he like that? His eyes
• 1:03:45
  so large and beautiful like a portrait of a religious icon tea eyes? Who
• 1:03:51
  is going to break a glass over my head? Wow? Okay, so
• 1:04:01
  they still it's a beautiful one. Say it's so good. It's the best
• 1:04:06
  place. This is going to sound like sarcasm, but I'm so glad it's
• 1:04:12
  feeding the AI. It's probably what we need of all of the social media.
• 1:04:16
  I mean, okay, everything's fine on Team Tas. If you got
• 1:04:20
  any ideas for this one? Who this could be about. Anytime I hear
• 1:04:24
  about those big eyes, I gotta go. I gotta go Mat Jackson.
• 1:04:27
  I mean, I don't It could be any look, it could be other
• 1:04:30
  men. It might be a lot. Yeah, I also are available,
• 1:04:33
  yeah technically, but Matt Jackson are possibly hangman. Also, I feel like
• 1:04:40
  people, yeah for his eyes could split your vote? Do you want to
• 1:04:44
  split it? Let's split it? Sure? Yeah, all right, a
• 1:04:46
  Matt Jackson and a hangman. I like it. Okay, moving on over
• 1:04:51
  to special little Gals. Any uh, it's still making me laugh. The
• 1:04:57
  two that they chose for the ones that I were thinking. I also could
• 1:05:00
  throw Adam Cole in there. I was thinking Adam Cole or I think this
• 1:05:05
  is just for me. This is just a mean thing in that Eddie Kingston's
• 1:05:10
  eyes. Yes, oh yeah, so yeah, let's let's go with Eddie.
• 1:05:16
  So do we want to go all in on Eddie? Because I feel
• 1:05:19
  like that's right. Oh, I don't know. Is Tumblr into? Does
• 1:05:24
  Tumblr love Eddie? Oh? Big time? The great thing about Tumblr too
• 1:05:30
  is that could be literally anyone, Like the people all look at a picture
• 1:05:32
  of the most like nothing man you've ever seen and be like, he's my
• 1:05:35
  beautiful baby looking. Yeah, We're like yeah, yeah, we could lock
• 1:05:42
  in, and then Matt's gonna be like, ooh, this was about Roddy
• 1:05:45
  Strong and you're like, what this is actually about? Marco's still splitting your
• 1:05:53
  aunts? Oh? You going double? Are we doubling down on Eddie?
• 1:05:58
  Do you want to go Eddie hangman? Let's go Eddie hangman. Okay,
• 1:06:00
  okay, okay, I like it. So we've got Eddie Hangman, Matt
• 1:06:05
  Jackson hangman. Is that right? It is one of those names? Wow?
• 1:06:12
  So scared? Do we even it out? Or do we all the
• 1:06:17
  points going to order? For Eddie Kingston is Edie? I should have trusted
• 1:06:21
  myself. I should have trusted myself and gone yeah. And you know what,
• 1:06:28
  anytime you don't go all in on Eddie, you're doing absolutely absolutely Wow.
• 1:06:32
  He does have extremely beautifulies. That was a good callud, Thank you,
• 1:06:39
  good stuff, good stuff, And yeah, as much as I wanted
• 1:06:41
  to read that it was Roger Strongman, it was not. It was Eddie.
• 1:06:45
  Okay, here's your next text post. I still don't understand how she
• 1:06:50
  is a heel. The woman can slap me, attack me, insult me,
• 1:06:55
  and I would still cheer for her and more war. Okay, special
• 1:07:08
  little gals, what names? Uh, so we've got a heel. Yeah,
• 1:07:13
  so Chris is currently a heel and that is a big humbler name.
• 1:07:19
  We also could go Britt Baker. Yes, I don't know how Tumblr feels
• 1:07:24
  about Soraya. She's transphobic, so not so. Yeah. Yeah, with
• 1:07:30
  the quality of man she's with an awful Yeah, Britt, I think Tony
• 1:07:45
  that's right. Yeah, she's had she's had time. Mmm, because I
• 1:07:48
  guess we don't know how recent the text guests are, and I guess I
• 1:07:53
  mean Tony has done some slapping. That's I think that's why she comes to
• 1:07:57
  mind. Yeah, due to the slapping. Hey, let's do it all
• 1:08:01
  in, Okay, all in on Tony. That's exciting. Yeah, well,
• 1:08:10
  I'm gonna trust you. You mean that collaboration, Yeah, that's what
• 1:08:17
  that says. Everything's final Team T has any any names you think in similar
• 1:08:21
  ones. Wow, I couldn't know the man I am. I am gonna
• 1:08:26
  lose us this whole game. I mean there's not a lot of other big
• 1:08:33
  heels. I feel like in the women's division. Can we gain the system
• 1:08:40
  here by just also going all in on Tony? I mean, we won't
• 1:08:44
  lose points. I mean the thing is though, that we're down right now.
• 1:08:51
  So this is I know, but do you have a It's like I
• 1:08:55
  got I really have it. Neither holds. Do we have another round of
• 1:08:58
  this after this? Just a quick fire around after this? Oh, there's
• 1:09:01
  there's still three more quotes after this. Yeah, so we've got more time
• 1:09:05
  to make up the you know. Yeah, let's my being a dirty Yeah,
• 1:09:15
  let's go all in on Tony and then they can't get ahead of us
• 1:09:16
  anyway. Okay, you know what listeners, special little gals, where the
• 1:09:20
  faces all along? Yeah, you just didn't understand you guys, shouldn't have
• 1:09:28
  come out the bad boy, I want to tell you. Okay, so
• 1:09:33
  everyone's going all in on on Tony Storm for this one, and you are
• 1:09:38
  all right to do. So. This is alan great call. Great call.
• 1:09:45
  That was pretty good game play. I love it for a little game
• 1:09:49
  theory, and kudos for are for calling that we all just grabbed her ankle.
• 1:09:59
  Only real women Between Tony and Eddie. I'm like, it's been a
• 1:10:05
  long time since I've been at Tumblr early, but I was you're locked in,
• 1:10:10
  yeah you know, and I know my people it's coming through again.
• 1:10:19
  Oh good stuff, good stuff? Are you ready for another text posts?
• 1:10:24
  They're getting strong, They're getting strong? Okay, here it is. I
• 1:10:28
  thought about his dimples and his giggle and his smile, then subsequently fell to
• 1:10:31
  my knees. Whoever told him he needed to start wearing eyeliner has earned some
• 1:10:36
  really good head Oh okay, so yes, yeah it is. Everything's fine
• 1:10:46
  on Team Tas. Any ideas for this one? This? You know this,
• 1:10:50
  this comment eyeliner? That was my first thought. Who well, I
• 1:10:56
  mean, I can't think of anyone else wearing eyelight like Darby maybe, but
• 1:11:00
  he doesn't. No, no giggle though, No, you're giggle eyeliner.
• 1:11:15
  I fell to my knees, held in my knee. I can't remember any
• 1:11:23
  of the men. I mean, is that a sweve dobby? Is it
• 1:11:31
  a double sweve? Is it a double dobby? We gotta go back to
• 1:11:35
  We walked to the mouth. Those men are quick come up with it.
• 1:11:41
  Who said he could start wearing? Who has worn any eyeliner for us?
• 1:11:44
  I don't know, mock no no, top of the cards guys, Smack
• 1:11:51
  Jackson has never put any eyeliner on from those No, no, no,
• 1:11:56
  Why I helped you? I know, I got who's out their name?
• 1:12:02
  A man, name a man. It could be so difficult sometimes, Sammy
• 1:12:09
  Guivara, he hasn't worn eyeliner, has he? Maybe he hasn't been on
• 1:12:13
  TV? And I mean he's got just lock in the Sammy. We gotta
• 1:12:23
  split it because well, we gotta think of another man that does Danny see
• 1:12:29
  he doesn't No, doesn't work eyeliner? But who is giggle? These are
• 1:12:35
  tough boys, don't I love that the giggling is causing more problems than the
• 1:12:42
  eyeliner. The eyelighter's great. Yeah, have three key pieces of information.
• 1:12:49
  I fall to my knees, my knees. There's also the offer of really
• 1:12:56
  good head from this user, apparently for whoever helped this per JFF hasn't worn
• 1:13:01
  eyeliner, has he? Has? He giggled has to be red hair in
• 1:13:08
  right, someone's died on tumblr dot com. It's gonna be swerve and it
• 1:13:15
  was gonna be his like evil laugh. Yeah, okay, let's split.
• 1:13:17
  Let's go swerve Sammy swarf, Sammy swive Sammy. Okay, I like that
• 1:13:21
  split. Moving on over to special little gals. Are you gonna? I
• 1:13:27
  hope we gave you guys some great Can you name any men? I cannot
• 1:13:32
  name a single man, Audrey, I'm gonna throw a curveball at you.
• 1:13:38
  I love it. Let me find out what you think about Adam Copeland.
• 1:13:44
  Oh he is. He was wearing an eyeliner during the vampire thing this bit?
• 1:13:49
  Now do I know that he has giggled? No, buddy was a
• 1:13:56
  little crazy. There is giggle potential within it, potentially like giggle watch,
• 1:14:04
  they're gonna get two points. It's over for m so mad I forgot about
• 1:14:10
  him, broke his leg and he's gone. Adam Brooklyn, do we want
• 1:14:18
  to double down on him? Or do you think there's anybody else with potential
• 1:14:26
  that we want to I probably would. I don't know because I'm trying to
• 1:14:30
  think of like giggle giggle boys, and like none of them were eyeliner like
• 1:14:34
  a Kylo Riley. I can see him doing a giggle, but not an
• 1:14:38
  eyeliner. Yeah, so I think Adam Copeland double double cope. I guess
• 1:14:44
  we're going in on cope. I'll go and broke for cope. Rhyme wasn't
• 1:14:48
  worth it. But it's also not going to get you a point because it's
• 1:14:54
  not Adam Copeland. Oh my god, it is. However, about this
• 1:14:58
  person brought about swave stric lens, so one point we have to I guess
• 1:15:09
  put it through the Tumblr lens. It was one of his evil cackles in
• 1:15:14
  this Yeah, it was the sweetest little eating someone up or sneaking into a
• 1:15:19
  baby's room. Wow, good stuff. You named the correct man, of
• 1:15:27
  course. Yeah. The rush you get when you hear wow. Okay,
• 1:15:33
  yeah, here's another text post. Let's keep this rolling. He should just
• 1:15:38
  set up a kissing booth at this point, where it's five dollars for a
• 1:15:40
  kiss and ten dollars for him to blow you under the table. Again more
• 1:15:46
  obscure. Okay, So yeah, I think it's special little gals to deliberate
• 1:15:54
  first, to have your strategy on full display for your opponents to steal.
• 1:16:00
  H I don't think there's any context clues that are utilizable within the context of
• 1:16:05
  this text post. Who's whose other big guys we haven't said John Moxley.
• 1:16:12
  Yeah, yeah, I think Max is a good one. I will also
• 1:16:16
  say that, just based on the cadence and word choice, I would put
• 1:16:21
  us put Matt Jackson into the Yeah, I would say I would. I
• 1:16:36
  would put my my chips on Matt or mo. All right, we can
• 1:16:41
  split it split uh, Matt Jackson and John Moxley. Everything's fine on team
• 1:16:46
  tests. What if you got My first thought was mox because this is clearly
• 1:16:50
  someone who's kissing a lot of pe. This is a this is a slut
• 1:16:55
  complimentary, this is someone who is out there getting kissed and kiss saying I
• 1:17:00
  and I had the same first thought. I think we should lock in and
• 1:17:02
  say I'm so scary. I know because Leah like she's really thrown me with
• 1:17:08
  this whole based on the cadence thing, because she's a mad dreason expert.
• 1:17:12
  But yeah, let's double double max it okay, going for a double mox.
• 1:17:15
  I like the risk. And he did debut at double or nothing because
• 1:17:18
  it is John Moxley, is about John, so we got one of them
• 1:17:24
  for sure. Good job hedging your bets there. I wish i'd included more
• 1:17:28
  Matt Jackson. I love how much Matt Jackson's honestly a little astonished that he
• 1:17:33
  hasn't been the answer yet. I know. I'm like they make Tumblr posts
• 1:17:36
  about somebody else. It's kind of the hero of tumble dot com. Okay,
• 1:17:45
  this one, this last one is just a little bit of fun because
• 1:17:47
  it's just a foreword answer. And I think we'll go with fastest thought first
• 1:17:50
  of who you think of when you hear these four words? He looks so
• 1:17:56
  sad. That's beautiful, all right, And who comes to mind? He
• 1:18:08
  looks so sad. He looks so sad. We'll asprey after the last couple
• 1:18:12
  of weeks. So I like it. I like it. Crush. I'm
• 1:18:14
  gonna say no, Orange Cassidy. I was also going to go I just
• 1:18:23
  because I mentioned Kylo Riley in the previous He's just you said first thought,
• 1:18:29
  but go first thought, and I have to honor the system. No,
• 1:18:32
  yeah, no points for anyone. Special little guys might have been the best
• 1:18:36
  way to go. It's Chuck Taylor. This one just he looks so man.
• 1:18:46
  Okay, that is the end of round three. Let's ask the Professor
• 1:18:50
  Serena Deep to calculate the latest stores and pre calculate her decision to marry redacted.
• 1:19:00
  That's another thing I've got to bleep there. Okay, all right,
• 1:19:03
  someone has taken the lead. Everything's final Team Taz, you're on thirty points.
• 1:19:08
  Special little gals, you're just behind on twenty eight points. Anyone could
• 1:19:14
  win the quick fire around, could change everything. It gets pretty chaotic.
• 1:19:19
  But before we get to the quick fire around, let's talk prizes. This
• 1:19:24
  episode's star prize is the anime concept of sunder Ay. I don't think I
• 1:19:29
  need to explain why, but our winning team will also receive my account login
• 1:19:34
  for the VPN I used to watch AW at a reduced price. Up next
• 1:19:42
  is our crucial quick fire around after this final set of ads. But the
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  network has granted us an extension so you won't miss a second of the action.
• 1:19:57
  Okay, are we ready for this? Ready for some quick fire?
• 1:20:00
  Yeah? I am so bad at buzag. Don't think that way. We
• 1:20:04
  have to defeat them. I mean to defeat them, Okay, we welcome
• 1:20:09
  the odds. Yes, yes, the heels must be banquished. I just
• 1:20:15
  hope both teams have a good Oh that's real. Helis in twenty twenty four.
• 1:20:21
  Our final quick fire rounds will test your broader pop culture knowledge through an
• 1:20:26
  aw lens and it's called the Television Championship. In this game, I will
• 1:20:30
  give our players clues to a TV network with a three letter initialism. Those
• 1:20:34
  clues will be in the style of wrestling journalist Dave Meltzer reviewing the programming on
• 1:20:40
  that network. There is of course a classic gate Leapers twist. You need
• 1:20:45
  to say and your new name of network champion, and then you can say
• 1:20:50
  a name afterwards if you want, for the lolls. But the key thing
• 1:20:53
  is and your new gotcha name of network champion. It's quick fire, so
• 1:20:58
  you're buzz in by yelling out your team name. Let's practice that now special
• 1:21:01
  little gal, special, little girl everything. If it eventually gets short into
• 1:21:08
  everything or special, that's great. But if you if you yell, behold
• 1:21:15
  okay. And for example, if I said I've got to work on my
• 1:21:17
  Meltzer accent, now, I wish i'd practice this more. For example,
• 1:21:21
  if I said, well, well, he was there a guy for you
• 1:21:25
  know, for uh for over a decade, but uh, you know,
• 1:21:29
  it's a it's an industry secret that Conan wears lifts Uh, the guy is
• 1:21:33
  three maybe a four inches shorter than he looks on TV. Of course it's
• 1:21:38
  the home of uh, you know, Dynamite two. Everything's fine, Yeah,
• 1:21:45
  that'll do, and your new Dynamite are in your new TVs. Just
• 1:21:51
  like that. You would get a point for that, and we'll just such
• 1:21:58
  a great thing to yell out. Okay, you can interrupt me at any
• 1:22:03
  point and we'll just keep going till all these Dave Meltz cleves run out.
• 1:22:08
  Okay, Well, you know these days all they do is run shows in
• 1:22:12
  Chicago. They used to be so good at comedy back in the nineties.
• 1:22:16
  All of the friends were over. Everything's fine, Yes, Ali and your
• 1:22:23
  new NBC Champions. Yes it is MBC. I love your energy and all
• 1:22:30
  this and could not be less confident. But it's definitely right, a great
• 1:22:39
  job. Yeah, you know they had to pivot from the music gimmick because
• 1:22:43
  it was yes, Odra and your new MTV Champion. It is indeed MTV?
• 1:22:49
  Good work? Is Tyler Posey? Why not? So you know,
• 1:22:56
  they're one of the historical Big Three, but they be you know, nothing
• 1:23:00
  if they didn't give Shonda Rhymes the book twenty years ago. Gos gow gows.
• 1:23:04
  Yeah yeah, and your new uh ABC Champion it is indeed ABC good
• 1:23:15
  stuff. Wow, big a Journaline Rush, I'm so scared. Well,
• 1:23:21
  look, you know there's a certain five star quality you expect from uh these
• 1:23:26
  guys. Uh. Game of Thrones got them over bag and you knew yeah
• 1:23:31
  yea yeah every now everything everything, everything, everything. I think the second
• 1:23:36
  everything was just ahead of the gals, baby, So yeah, definitely,
• 1:23:43
  and you knew HBO it is indeed HBO. Matt, I'll remember that.
• 1:23:53
  Oh my god, you really got to remember what you're yelling. Oh yeah,
• 1:23:56
  completely. So these guys are practically owned by n C I S which
• 1:24:00
  is almost its own gals. I think it's just and I think it's could
• 1:24:05
  be just then that Leah, it was close times in a row. Matt,
• 1:24:11
  you're really in my ship books and your new CBS Champions it is CBS.
• 1:24:18
  Yes, good stuff. So uh we've got to you know, look
• 1:24:23
  at the other markets here, uh doctor who got over scals? Now?
• 1:24:28
  I swear to God, Sally though I did hear Ali just before, Leah,
• 1:24:39
  unbelievable. Well now I'm it because of their with the situation recently,
• 1:24:42
  but in your new BBC it is BBC. Yes, Yes, because it
• 1:24:45
  calls Disney Plus. Yeah, I got really scared. Well, you know
• 1:24:51
  everyone's tried to get zombies over at some point, but they actually managed to
• 1:24:56
  do it. Uh, Everything's Final Team TAZ in your new FX Champions.
• 1:25:00
  It's not f X, so you've better give them that. Yes, Leah,
• 1:25:05
  and your new HBO is at HBO again. It's not HBO again everything,
• 1:25:11
  Yes, Ali and your new AMC it is a MC. Yes,
• 1:25:16
  and that's only because I was recently googling whether stars or a MC have had
• 1:25:21
  more hit shows. So you're doing this the status someone had tweeted something I
• 1:25:30
  disagreed with. Okay, look, this is another network for the people,
• 1:25:38
  right, so they're not going to have as much to spend on talent.
• 1:25:42
  But if you like Antiques Road Show and reruns of Yes, Sally I Love
• 1:25:48
  and your new PBS it is PBS. I grew up in a PBS household.
• 1:25:54
  We only got to watch Antig's Road over fud. It's a good show.
• 1:26:00
  I'm learning. I know like three TVC let's do you know any of
• 1:26:05
  these that are remaining? Find out so you know, twenty four hour programming
• 1:26:11
  is a huge deal. They claim to not like the orange guy, but
• 1:26:15
  he's a ratings draw for them, so they're repeating, everything's fine, Team
• 1:26:17
  Tas Leah, this was you this time. Thank god, your new CNN
• 1:26:25
  champion. It is CNN good stuff. Well, despite the you know event
• 1:26:29
  of online shopping, this is still a billion dollar industry, yes, Leah,
• 1:26:33
  and your new Home Shopping Network champions, Yes, Odra and your new
• 1:26:40
  QVC yes. Yeah, yeah, it's three three initial things. I cannot
• 1:26:45
  find QVC. I was like, I know the name of this. Definitely
• 1:26:49
  the right lane though, Leah, for sure. Uh you know, what
• 1:26:53
  can I say? The Christian market is a sound one. Yes, cast
• 1:27:00
  my mind back to my grandma's living room and your new TBN. That's what
• 1:27:05
  I've got here. Yeah, TBN. Ah, you are the m v
• 1:27:12
  P. Absolutely you've gotten to well the whole show, I mean the whole
• 1:27:18
  show. You've gotten the you've gotten so what we needed you to get.
• 1:27:21
  Yeah, it's so great. I actually needed you not to get that,
• 1:27:29
  Okay. And the last one quick before the buzzer, well, you know,
• 1:27:31
  it was the home of w c W back in the day, so
• 1:27:33
  it makes sense that we've got wrestling back on there. Now. Everything's in
• 1:27:40
  your new TNT. Yes it is and that's the buzz, the energy when
• 1:27:49
  they knew it was so funny because it's like we're so loud and so excited.
• 1:27:56
  It feels good to know. So you all did excellently. That was
• 1:28:02
  good. We're all winners. Do we have to know? Yeah, we
• 1:28:13
  will find out eventually, but before before we get to those final scores,
• 1:28:17
  I'd like to thank our players. You've all been too sweet, Leah Ali,
• 1:28:25
  and thank you so much for joining us. This was so much fun.
• 1:28:28
  My mouth from smiling honestly been an incredible blast. So your podcast,
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• 1:29:11
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• 1:29:15
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• 1:29:18
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• 1:29:21
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• 1:29:26
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• 1:29:30
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• 1:29:40
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• 1:30:00
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  V in the middle. Okay, here are the final scores. It was
• 1:31:38
  pretty close there. It was pretty back and forth. In the quick buy
• 1:31:41
  around Special Little Gals. You finish on a very high score of thirty three
• 1:31:45
  points. Oh, Brooke, thirty doesn't happen often, ah ah, But
• 1:31:53
  everything's fine on Team Taz finished with thirty six points, So you are our
• 1:31:57
  really, I think I can speak for you when I say that doesn't work
• 1:32:01
  for me. Brother. I'm sorry you don't like it, Leah, but
• 1:32:06
  we're going to the electric atmosphere of them, and we are going to deliver
• 1:32:13
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• 1:32:18
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• 1:32:44
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• 1:32:47
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• 1:32:51
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• 1:32:57
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