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Front Split | Son of a Boy Dad #323 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: I started training, a new goal of mine. I just
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying. Not there yet though, No you are, bro.
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  Speaker 2: It's all about resilience. It's the climb, honestly, all about
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  Speaker 2: practicing resilience these days.
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  Speaker 1: The joys in the journey, Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Problem is you haven't been knocked down. Knockdown, no reason
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  Speaker 2: to employ the resilience. Been knockdown? Brother? Oh, you getting
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  Speaker 2: like you couldn't even imagine. Jim be resilient until something
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  Speaker 10: and knock you to your knees if you let it.
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  Speaker 1: of drink. You sing the songs that remind you of
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  Speaker 2: makes diamonds, pressure makes perfect been big into motivational videos.
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  Speaker 1: My new goal was to do a front split.
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  Speaker 2: Really give up on that immediately.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine if I just sat down in front of you boys,
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  Speaker 1: fucking dead eye contact with both of you, cross eyed,
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  Speaker 1: hate it, and I just did a fucking front split
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  Speaker 1: in your fucking faces.
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  Speaker 2: Harry drops like a piece of paper or something. You're like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I'll get that for you.
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  Speaker 10: You know, it's weird and it's not even like not
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  Speaker 10: even like in a homophobic way of saying it. But
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  Speaker 10: it is like when we were when I was growing up,
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  Speaker 10: all the kids that were like everyone assumed were gay
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  Speaker 10: who ended up being gay, all could do splits very easy.
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  Speaker 10: Like it was just like a thing. They all could.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is true.
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  Speaker 1: So and look at your dead in the eyes with
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  Speaker 1: their hands on the head.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, banging out splits.
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  Speaker 1: They're just loose.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't know what I don't know what it.
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  Speaker 1: Is, because like they wind up in sports like figure
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  Speaker 1: skating and gymnastics. But it's not because those got those
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  Speaker 1: sports attract gay people. It's because you, while being gay,
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  Speaker 1: are predisposed having really limber I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't know, if you watch, I think it might just
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  Speaker 2: be a coincidence, really, just a cosme.
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  Speaker 10: Maybe there's probably some straight bros out there who can
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  Speaker 10: do splits and just don't.
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  Speaker 2: Know, and maybe it's Yeah, at what point does coincidence
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  Speaker 2: become correlation? Right?
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  Speaker 1: Exactly, it's causation, you don't know split. So you're just like, wow,
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  Speaker 1: this feels incredible.
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  Speaker 10: I guess you are right because I've I remember being
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  Speaker 10: a little and trying to do a split, and so
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  Speaker 10: I guess.
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  Speaker 2: Go bouncing, come right back. That hurts. That's too hard.
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  Speaker 2: My body's not supposed to been that way, man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the fucking best.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely, Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, some motivational speeches on the wall, just like they
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  Speaker 1: had up the posters.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I've been liking motivational speeches. I've been liking uh oh,
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  Speaker 10: I started quarterbacks last night.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to get into that edible incredible so good. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm so glad to hear that.
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  Speaker 10: Dude, I started it, and I was skeptical because I
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  Speaker 10: watched the trailer for the first season. I was like,
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  Speaker 10: this looks like a reality show, Like this looks and
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  Speaker 10: it was like Patrick Mahone.
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  Speaker 2: I know all about his wedding and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care about this at all. That's what made
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  Speaker 2: me get out of it.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get in the fucking locker room.
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  Speaker 10: And then I and then I started season two because
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  Speaker 10: Ron and Tyler were talking about it and it is
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  Speaker 10: that I was saying. I was like, I don't want
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  Speaker 10: to see anything. I don't care about Kirk Cousins. The
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  Speaker 10: Kirk Cousins stuff is phenomenal, the best part of the
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  Speaker 10: whole entire show.
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  Speaker 2: Hang on a second, is this their previous season? Yes? Season?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, okay, but it is like it's really good, Like
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  Speaker 10: it goes, it goes into detail about starts before.
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  Speaker 1: The season, goes into his rehab, his joy of signing
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  Speaker 1: with them. Then they talked.
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  Speaker 10: About Pixy and them drafting Pennix. He talks about Joe
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  Speaker 10: Burrow like having playing the best football.
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  Speaker 1: He has a gay fashion designer.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, how cool is that designer?
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  Speaker 1: He has a gashing designer.
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  Speaker 2: And he designed the he designed the backlist suit that.
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  Speaker 1: He wore at the fashion show. He was walking in
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  Speaker 1: the Louie Fashion show, wore a backless suit.
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  Speaker 2: Did he really? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: It was him and Justin Jefferson, and Justin Jefferson was like, no, yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Wow, cool, Yeah, it's good, it's good, perfect, it's so nice. Yeah,
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  Speaker 10: they talk, they show like him playing really well and
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  Speaker 10: then obviously how their defense was dog ship.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't him have a gay Asian fashion designer like make
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  Speaker 1: you see him different as a quarterback?
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  Speaker 2: Not at all. I assumed his fashion designer.
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  Speaker 1: Was Asian, you know.
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  Speaker 2: But also he's showing up to the games wearing like
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  Speaker 2: mesh suits. Yeah, I kind of expected that.
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  Speaker 1: But like even just the fact that he has the
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  Speaker 1: boldness to do that as a person, it's like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna make that throw. He can make a layered
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  Speaker 1: throw overcovered two coverage.
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  Speaker 2: I think he could be the best in the league.
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  Speaker 2: He dresses like he's trying to make a statement about
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  Speaker 2: fishing and sustainable fishing, like the meat to clean excess
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  Speaker 2: and netting and stuff like wearing like the six pack
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  Speaker 2: rings around your neck. Yeah one giant dude. One that's funny.
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  Speaker 2: That was better you did better. So yeah, I Alley,
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  Speaker 2: but he so hard own. I I heard a thing
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  Speaker 2: about him that made me really respect him even more
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  Speaker 2: as a quarterback, which is that I know someone who
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  Speaker 2: ended up going to one of those Michael Rubin White parties. Yea,
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  Speaker 2: and he was there. Uh and he said that Joe
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  Speaker 2: Burrow was just rolling and chain smoking blunts the entire time,
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  Speaker 2: but like rolling them himself.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I thought you meant he was like rolling, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was rolling.
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  Speaker 2: No, he was like rolling up like and then chain
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  Speaker 2: smoking blunts. And it's like, you know a guy like that,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I would have thought he would have
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  Speaker 2: the equivalent to that receiver that stands up next to
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  Speaker 2: him to catch the passes. Well, he's warming up of
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  Speaker 2: a blunt roller. Yeah, because he's someone who needs to
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  Speaker 2: get to dedicate all of his time and energy right
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  Speaker 2: to learning plays.
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  Speaker 1: And he made He made two hundred and sixty million.
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  Speaker 1: He could easily do that.
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  Speaker 2: Why doesn't he have a guy right next to him,
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  Speaker 2: some kid who rolls the tightest, best blunts in the world.
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  Speaker 2: He could just dead us learned the process himself and
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  Speaker 2: perfected it, mastered.
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  Speaker 1: The show starts with him playing piano does.
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  Speaker 2: He it's a little performative. I had that's relaxed.
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  Speaker 1: He's learning that he was learning.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just say he.
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  Speaker 10: Has a piano and he knows how to sit on
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  Speaker 10: next to it.
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  Speaker 2: He's literally just like pressing.
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  Speaker 1: Round first you heard you hear the song.
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  Speaker 2: I really want to get better at this.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean, they couldn't show him rolling blunts like
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  Speaker 1: they're probably trying to illustrate Francis is the same point,
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  Speaker 1: but they can't do it with that. So they're like,
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  Speaker 1: could you learn to play the piano real quick?
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  Speaker 2: He's well rounded, is what they're trying to say. But
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  Speaker 2: I said it a better way with a better vignette.
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  Speaker 10: His whole thing about going to bed at what seven
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  Speaker 10: during during the season, Maybe I zoned out. I don't
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  Speaker 10: know if that No, I don't know if that's in
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  Speaker 10: the documentary. I don't know that's what he said that
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  Speaker 10: in past.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't he Okay, I don't know if I believe it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: These guys need to sleep.
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  Speaker 2: I believe that, but I don't know if I believe.
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  Speaker 1: There's a Lebron sleep for I. Actually it's Lebron. He's
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  Speaker 1: probably he's like I sleep for sixteen hours a night
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  Speaker 1: like a lion. I sley for probably like like nine
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  Speaker 1: months a year French fuld dog.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 10: I just like anyone that says they're going to bed
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  Speaker 10: at seven, I just don't know how that's even, Like,
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  Speaker 10: how does that even? Like you don't have anything going
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  Speaker 10: on after?
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  Speaker 4: Like I can't go.
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  Speaker 10: To bed at seven if you have ship like I
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  Speaker 10: have people reaching out to me for shit?
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  Speaker 2: Is you two? If you were friends with someone who
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  Speaker 2: went to bed at seven pm, the two of you
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  Speaker 2: would never speak ever. No, no, I'll never be able
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  Speaker 2: to talk to each other. I don't go to bed crazy.
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  Speaker 10: I do, but I don't really as often anymore.
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  Speaker 11: You'd be shifted passing for sure, though, But like seven
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  Speaker 11: is seven hours ahead of when you routinely go to bed.
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  Speaker 2: By the time he by the time he's ready to
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  Speaker 2: wake up from a healthy night of sleep, you're like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna take my last sip of diet code and
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  Speaker 2: shut it.
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  Speaker 10: But what's the point, Like, so he's waking up when
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  Speaker 10: at three.
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  Speaker 2: Three thirty would be my guest four and he and
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  Speaker 2: he starts getting going. That's what truly high functioning athletes do.
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  Speaker 1: They wake up mid night and wake up at eight
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  Speaker 1: because the practice facility opens probably at five o'clock. My
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  Speaker 1: guess is that left, but he's gotta be the first
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  Speaker 1: one in the building, like he's set in the tone.
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  Speaker 10: I I just have a hard time finding any need
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  Speaker 10: to wake.
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  Speaker 2: Up at four. I'll tell you why. I tell you
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  Speaker 2: why this is. And I've always I've always up. I'll
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  Speaker 2: tell you why this is the case. Okay, So you know,
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  Speaker 2: as a former almost professional athlete myself, so we the
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  Speaker 2: training room opened at five point thirty and we would
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  Speaker 2: have conditioning and lifting and stuff like that, mandatory team
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  Speaker 2: stuff starting at like seven. So if you wanted treatment,
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  Speaker 2: you know, because we only had one trainer two trainers
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  Speaker 2: that could help us for like fifteen guys that needed
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  Speaker 2: treatment before everything, you had to get there early enough
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  Speaker 2: to get strapped in and do all your get your
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  Speaker 2: lotion and all the hot tub cult whatever at a
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  Speaker 2: time well before the mandatory stuff. And so my guess
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  Speaker 2: is that Joe Burrow, they probably have mandatory team stuff,
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  Speaker 2: whether it's film or lyft or whatever at like eight
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  Speaker 2: thirty am, nine am maybe earlier. Yeah, yeah, And so
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  Speaker 2: we have five hours ahead of time for him to
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  Speaker 2: for him to have his morning you know what I mean, like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you have a morning routine, right, you wake up, you
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  Speaker 2: look at your clock, You're like, holy shit, fuck, we're
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  Speaker 2: recording the podcast in fifteen minutes.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta jerk off.
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  Speaker 2: I forgot we were going as early as one pm
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  Speaker 2: today and then you.
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  Speaker 10: I was up hours before the podcast today. First one
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  Speaker 10: here too, So funny joke but not true at all.
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  Speaker 10: Why were you were the last one here?
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  Speaker 2: Per usual?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Great? True?
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  Speaker 1: And what reason did I give that? I'm sure I texted.
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  Speaker 10: Something something that's some nonsense about taking care of kids.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm absolute bullshit.
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  Speaker 10: I mean, maybe he likes to just have a leisurely
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  Speaker 10: It is kind of bullshit because you were late before
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  Speaker 10: you had kids too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the best excuse.
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  Speaker 2: I would much rather I would This is what I
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  Speaker 2: would say. I'm at a point now in my life,
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  Speaker 2: at thirty six, where it's more important for me to
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  Speaker 2: wake up earlier and get through my morning routine than
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  Speaker 2: it is to get that extra hour of sleep and
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  Speaker 2: like rush out the door. Yeah, I get that. That's
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  Speaker 2: kind of what I'm trying to do, even if it
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  Speaker 2: means like going from eight hours to seven hours or
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  Speaker 2: from seven hours to six hours. I'm like, I got it.
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  Speaker 2: If I'm going to the airport at like eight am,
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  Speaker 2: I'm waking up at six thirty, so that's yeah, like leaving.
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  Speaker 10: At eight yeah, I would say, mine's just I want
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  Speaker 10: to be up like two hours before I got it
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  Speaker 10: before I have to leave.
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  Speaker 1: You ever, hear Jeff Bezos, who's four routine, He says
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  Speaker 1: he spends an hour in the morning puttering around. He
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  Speaker 1: reserves an hour specifically to putter. That's like the word
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  Speaker 1: he used. He putters around. So just like just like pacing,
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know what puttering really is, Like I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't understand like that like that type of like that doesn't.
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  Speaker 10: Even sound appealing having that type of lifestyle where it's like,
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  Speaker 10: all right, time to putter for thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 2: I putter a little bit, but but my puttering is
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  Speaker 2: very productive. Yeah. Yeah, it's running the dishwasher, folding laundry.
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  Speaker 10: Is you have that scheduled in or is it No?
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  Speaker 10: I just know they have some free time. Let's putter.
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  Speaker 2: It's time where I'm doing that type of stuff and
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  Speaker 2: not thinking, God, I gotta get down to the real work.
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  Speaker 1: Just puttering around make yourself some coffee tidying.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I tidy all the time. I tidy, it'd say
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  Speaker 10: once or twice a day, But I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not. I don't have it like scheduled in.
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  Speaker 1: But is it a frantic tidy.
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  Speaker 10: Thirty minute thirty minute putter or entering tidy tidy?
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  Speaker 2: Most of my day is spent tidying. I don't see
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  Speaker 2: how that's possible. No, I'll tidy. I tidy usually once
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  Speaker 2: or twice a day. What do you like to do
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  Speaker 2: when you tighty clean everything up? And what does that mean?
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Flutter de clutter? So no, no spritzeeing or spraying. Oh
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: I sprits and spray with your mouse sprint and wash
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: and scrub four.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: O nine wind X. What are we talking?
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: It's he uses the minty mouth mouse wash. Well, I
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: have that. I have that.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: Correct. You almost fumbled it, And that's actually a beautiful alliteration.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: It worked out so perfectly and it was a total mistake.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Mouth mouse wash. It's fucking incredible.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: I have that.
• 16:38
  Speaker 10: I have, Uh, you know, I got I got a
• 16:43
  Speaker 10: vacuum my gut.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: You have a vacuum of course? Is it a diceon? No,
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: it's the cheaper version. It's when you got to plug
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: into the wall. Now, Oh, it's an automatic. It's automatic.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: It's electric. But how big is it? It's like a
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: cole min. I think it's pretty good. It's really it's
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: the one that used to be sold by the guy
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: that fucked your wife.
• 17:06
  Speaker 10: I don't have a ton of space to vacuum. It's
• 17:07
  Speaker 10: got it at like home depot or some ship.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: The wife came home with a new vacuum recently. It
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: has an infrared green light on the front. Necessary that
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: lights up all the dust. It's so satisfying. Tricks into vacuuming.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: It's so satisfying.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: Good thing. You don't have a cat. Why those lights
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: drive those cats wild? Yeah, they're sucked up into vacuums
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: the infrared. Mm hmm.
• 17:31
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna get a cat in the fall. I think
• 17:33
  Speaker 10: the probably too realistically adopt.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Don't shot bro.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Obvious war cat though.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: You need a link.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: You need a war cat.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: A war cat.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a war cat. That's one that's gonna that's
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: gonna go to work for you. It's the equivalent of
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: getting a Doberman. Yeah, but I don't want but like
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: I don't want like a but it's gonna it's gonna
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: solve your mouse problem. I don't have a mouse problem.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: You said you did.
• 17:57
  Speaker 10: I have taken care of it with my routinely sprays.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: You won't have to anymore. These will be bringing them
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: mice to you in supplication. They'll be like another mouse.
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: And also you're just gonna kill those cats because they're
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: gonna eat poisoned mice.
• 18:10
  Speaker 10: Well, obviously, if I got favor, I would remove the poison,
• 18:14
  Speaker 10: the mice carcass finally, take care of that.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: So the spray is made of essential oils. If that
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: mouse spray is actually as effective as you say it is,
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: I gotta believe it is not an all natural chemical.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Doesn't because it's not. It's not.
• 18:29
  Speaker 10: It doesn't kill anything. It just repels them. It's repellent.
• 18:33
  Speaker 10: They don't like the smell, so they stay away. Does
• 18:36
  Speaker 10: it work, Yes, they're not here. I haven't seen one
• 18:40
  Speaker 10: in two years.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: They might not. They might be syncd up with your schedule.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: They could be.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: They do nasty things to mice for research. I would
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: let them live a little bit being a city mouse
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: as opposed to being a research elabrat.
• 18:54
  Speaker 10: That would be if I could kill all the mice
• 18:56
  Speaker 10: on the planet. I would with one and wouldn't even
• 18:59
  Speaker 10: look back. Importantly, if it was like a button and
• 19:02
  Speaker 10: it was like dead, all of them sociopaths like Thanos,
• 19:06
  Speaker 10: snap my fingers.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: They're no, they're actually super essential. I am inevitable, no
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: part of the ecosystem that we need of what you
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: don't have. The mice and the cats have nothing, and
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: they the cockroaches directly. If the cockroaches die, the termites die.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: If the termites die.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Sounds.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Sounds like nothing into the sea, like the firmament of
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Africa crumbling into the sea is a positive.
• 19:30
  Speaker 10: There's a single redeeming quality for mice.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Sore rats, Yeah, there's something.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: They're like some of the smartest as. What about lab rats, bro,
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: you always say they're smart, not smart? It doesn't if
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: not for mice, it doesn't matter.
• 19:44
  Speaker 10: How smart animals are if they're not even going to
• 19:47
  Speaker 10: ever be on a comparable level of humans. Like mice
• 19:50
  Speaker 10: are smart why because they can smell food?
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: But then then it makes it it's like a ethical
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: thing to kill, to destroy.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: To experiment on, and that progressed us as a human,
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Like your recourse to this is is whatever the Nazis
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: were doing experimenting on humans. You're basically like, oh, we
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: experiment on humans instead of mice that will only live
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: for four years.
• 20:17
  Speaker 10: So let's here's an idea. Let's keep six mice. We'll
• 20:21
  Speaker 10: keep six mice on the planet and then like they.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Can do all the experiments on those mice. What are
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: the snakes going to eat?
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Dumb ass fucking pellets? I don't know.
• 20:33
  Speaker 10: I'm sure we can make some that make their like
• 20:35
  Speaker 10: teeth clean themselves or some shit.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: You're gonna get to a species you would say, oh,
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: we don't need snakes either, right, No, no more snakes either. Yeah.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: But that's my point is, Saint Patrick.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Through that food chain, you are going to get to
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: a species that will get rid of a species we
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: really like and need. Yeah.
• 20:54
  Speaker 10: So I'm just saying mice snakes gone. But then flick
• 20:58
  Speaker 10: of a sw mice wouldn't even think if it is
• 21:00
  Speaker 10: right here.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Means snakes are gone. Snakes gone means eagles are gone.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: And then how do we what's the point of the
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: quarter and.
• 21:06
  Speaker 10: Why are eagles gone and snakes are gone?
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: They eat snakes exclusive.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: You never sell they don't tread on me. Flag I
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: have where isn't America based on eagles eating snakes? Every
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: flag has an eagles. I could do without eagles, be seagulls.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: I don't even say that, bro, those are pretty good.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Seagulls suck ass.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: The seagulls aren't bad. There's less birds in the eye.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: We would see more seagulls too.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: That's bullshit. And I know that you're a birds fan.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: I know that you fuck with the birds.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why don't you? You guys could be the Philadelphia seagulls.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: There aren't even seagulls in Philadelphia. There's no body of
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: water there.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: There's no goals bill gulls fighting seagulls. Gee you o gulls. No,
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: they'd spell it gell e s well.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Calling them the goals with just the same logo would
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: be fucking sick sick merchant half.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying I'm not a mouse guy.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Did you have you seen the new shirts that are
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: out as lgbt and it's let's go birds transsexual time?
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: But I have seen did did I read this? Was
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: this a joke? Or is this true?
• 22:32
  Speaker 10: Are they removing the bye community from the from the
• 22:36
  Speaker 10: lgbt Q.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: They're kicking them out.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: I think it could have been a joke.
• 22:41
  Speaker 10: I wouldn't be surprised, but I thought I read something
• 22:43
  Speaker 10: that that B was being pick a side.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's nothing more attention seeking than being by.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just be what you are. Yeah, there's another word
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: for buy horny.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Termally horny and willing to do anything. Yeah, it's so
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: insane to be by because one of them you're faking
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: it one side, you're absolutely full of shit and you're
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: doing it to be edgy.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 23:11
  Speaker 10: Absolutely, you're either gay or yeah one d per gay
• 23:14
  Speaker 10: or not.
• 23:15
  Speaker 6: Yea.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: If you're like gay and like you're so gay that
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: you're by that, you're like, no, I'm so gay.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: I'll go back to where I came from.
• 23:22
  Speaker 10: Yeah, you can't be by and be in like a
• 23:24
  Speaker 10: long term relationship, a long term like straight relationship.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Because everybody you lose your by.
• 23:30
  Speaker 10: I heard something statue of limitations.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Yes, I heard something so amazing and so damning the
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: other day. Get this. So the divorce rate among heterosexual
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: marriages is fifty Yeah, that's what they say. I think
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: it's probably like more more like forty eight, a little
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: below fifty. But I think the idea is that it's
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: at fifty. Bro always wants to be special. What do
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: you think? What do you think that was good? I'm
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: in the minority. What can I say? You know, I'm
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: in the bottom forty eight percent. What do you think
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: the divorce rate among a gay couples versus lesbian couples is?
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Is there like ninety gay and like fifteen lesbian?
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: What do you think? I would say twenty gay five lesbian? Okay,
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: what I was told, And I'm obviously we're going to
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: need to fact check this one if we could. I
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: was told that the divorce rate among gay couples is
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: like ten percent and among lesbian couples seventy percent.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: So I was completely wrong.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: We were both of you were had it flipped? Well,
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: I had gays at so he had both low. You had.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: The point is you had women lower. Both of you
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: had women lower than men. So correct, seventy two percent
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: of lesbian marriages and in divorce, what about gay marriages?
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: That's fucking insane.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: And then I also would wonder how many a third
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: of that?
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: So, and then I would wonder what percent of straight
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: marriages are initiated by the women and I bet it's
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: the exact same percent as the lesbian divorce rate.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: That relationships are initiated by that.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: The divorces are initiated by the woman.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm not.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Like, I bet it's also seventy two percent of divorce
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: are initiated by a woman and seventy two percent of
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: basically women are the.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Fucking worst, right. I don't know if fucking worse.
• 25:40
  Speaker 10: I don't know if I would agree with that, because
• 25:42
  Speaker 10: you got a factor in all the dudes who are like,
• 25:46
  Speaker 10: fucking I'm getting to I gotta I gotta get back
• 25:48
  Speaker 10: in the scene.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying that's only like thirty whatever percent, thirty
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: eight percent? You think, yeah, and I think it's mostly women.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Do you think that many dudes are like I gotta
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: get back in this.
• 26:00
  Speaker 10: I think there's a good amount, But Elsa, there's probably
• 26:02
  Speaker 10: a lot of dudes who are like this is too much,
• 26:05
  Speaker 10: like I'll just live my life forever matter way.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: More like fuck it. I Oh, really, no one doesn't.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: That's that's interesting. Owen just said that they the divorce
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: right in the Netherlands is basically non existent.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Where you were about to refute my point.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Well, I had a theory, but I'm sure that it
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: is wildly assumptive and uh.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Wrong talk to me. I mean, I've been super wrong.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: My gay friends tell me that in their gay community
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: and their community of friends, the idea of like sexual
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: openness is far more common and received well and normal.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: So there's a little bit more flexibility on you talk
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: about like wanting to get back in this scene. They
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: are in the scene in their relationships to some degree.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: And I'm not I'm not saying everybody obviously that's not
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: the case. But I have I have comic friends, gay
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: comic friends who are like I'm They're in serious, healthy
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: relationships and there and he buddy of mine told me,
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: he was like, my only rule. Our only rule is
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: that if one of us is going to hook up
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: with someone else, it has to be in front of
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: the other person, and that the other person gets to
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: choose who the other person hooks up with. So they'll
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: be at a part and they like that, like very open.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Well, it's yeah, And then I need you to fuck
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: my man.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna need you to fuck my boyfriend.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Now, it's stat a minute of your time.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: See that guy over there. I'm straight at the vending machine.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: I don't care. This is what we're into, don't yu.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Don't you care about our future? I got a good
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: offer for you, your dick, his whole. Ah, I'm all set.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: I'm good. Well, anyway, that was my theory. I have
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: no idea.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: No, that's definitely true. And they're probably just like, yeah,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: so you sucked a little bit of dick, Like, we're
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: not going to dissolve our financial institution for this.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: I mean, I've talked about it before. I've I lived
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: right near a lesbian bar.
• 28:26
  Speaker 10: They fight every night, every night outside of my apartment.
• 28:32
  Speaker 10: There's a blow up like you could in between two
• 28:35
  Speaker 10: girls every time, a fucking act like screaming at the
• 28:41
  Speaker 10: top of their lines.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Wait, is it called the cubby Hole? Is that the bar?
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know what it's called. There's
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: a lesbian bar in the West Village called the cubby Hole.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: That's there's like two, you think in all of New York. Yeah,
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: so I probably shouldn't say that the cubby Hole is
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: also on Saturday morning. It's also an arsenal old bar. Really,
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: I think I wouldn't be surprised they want to wake
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: up at five am and Arsenal game.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Firm, like the lesbian firms fighting against like the Everton.
• 29:14
  Speaker 10: Imagine being like a bar at a bar like that
• 29:17
  Speaker 10: and watching the people from the night before like file out,
• 29:20
  Speaker 10: and then the soccer fans.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: I know that the lesbians could dust the American soccer
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: fans easily. American soccer fans are not all of them,
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: but a lot of them are the worst. Yeah, guys
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: who are up at four These are also four am guys.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: These are Joe Burrows. Maybe Joe Burrows just watching Man City. Honestly,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: these are just up at four am on a Saturday.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: There's a there's a group of clipboard people right now
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: outside the Whole Foods on twenty fourth and seventh, Yeah,
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: where I went in to get my lunch today, and
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen those people in a long time. People
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: who are standing back to back on this sidewalk as
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: you come up there, like look at that shirt you're wearing.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: We're the people who responded to job ads that are
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: looking for rock stars. We need a rock star, and
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: it's just you on the street being like, hey, can
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: I get a second. It's like they throw you a
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: football and they're like, sign up to help the WWF.
• 30:21
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I haven't seen those in a while. When I
• 30:23
  Speaker 10: first started at Barstool Lose.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: They were everywhere, and I haven't seen them in a
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: long time. And there's a huge gaggle of them both
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: sides of the street on Seventh Alf today.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: The rock stars are back.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: And I walked in and I had to pass the
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: guy and he knew who I was. He goes barstool guy,
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: and I was like, dude, if you know who I am,
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: what the fuck happened to you? How are you doing
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: this job? Did you age out of camp counseling? Were
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: you finally told like, I think this needs to be
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: your last summer?
• 30:51
  Speaker 10: Pretty it's a pretty like unforgiving job.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: It takes so much rejection.
• 30:57
  Speaker 10: It's just see it's the whole day You're just you're
• 30:58
  Speaker 10: giving it everything you.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: It was like being a man getting denied over and over.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hey man, can I get a second of your time?
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Really fuck up pussy? Yeah, well I was, like I
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: said to him, I was like, I'm sorry, I'm in
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: a rush. And then I went into Whole Food. Yeah yeah, which,
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: by the way, I know he's has a bit about this,
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: like is hease used to do a bit about this
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: where he's like, And then I went into a Jama Jude.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: They were like, you have a second for gay rights
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: and he's like and then I went into a Jama
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: Juice and they watched me come in, and then when
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: he came out, the guy was like, I thought you
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: said you had something to do, and he's like, well,
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: when I went in there, I saw someone making some
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: homophobic comments and I stabbed you. But I went into
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Whole Foods and then when I came out he saw
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: me again. He goes, Dave said, it's okay if you
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: talk to me. Oh, and I'm carrying a bowl of
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: rice and karaokey salmon, and I went, I have to
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: get to work, and he goes, Dave already said that
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: gave the okay.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: So what is their goal? They want you to sign
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: up to pay fifteen dollars a month or something?
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: It's for I think it's literally for or anything?
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Is it like this was?
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: This was for trans rites, which kind of pissed me
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: off because I was like, dude, if you're that big
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: of a fan, then you should know that I fucking
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: hate you said it how could you possibly think they
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: would give me permission and waste? And I always thought
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: they were just trying to get you, like by the
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: way something. I feel like I should qualify that obviously, of.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Course that's what I think. I don't think it's just
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: a petition like at and T. If it's a petition,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: I'm like whatever, I'll sign up for anything, save the libraries.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: I don't care.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: But but it's uh, stop reading online, show up.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: In person, crack a book.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: But I think that, uh, they will you join us
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: in turning your computer screen all the way down to
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: the darkest setting. That's what we're doing. We're calling it
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: the dark out night, and we're all gonna do it.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be on June forty eighth, and uh it is.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Night way nicer on your body. Actually just turnedlind Now.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Nobody can read.
• 33:03
  Speaker 10: I got my shit on. I just keep my shit
• 33:05
  Speaker 10: on that orange mode. I don't know that mode, you know,
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  Speaker 1: You have been way more willing to do shit recently.
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  Speaker 1: Is that why? Because you turned off the.
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  Speaker 2: Blue light, your eyes have been a lot less bloodshot
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  Speaker 1: You know how they say that carrots make your eyesight better. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's propaganda by the Big carrot. Oh, it was propaganda
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  Speaker 1: by the British when they originally developed some technology, maybe radar,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, which I mean. The rabbits are not as cute
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  Speaker 1: as they're portrayed. You grow up thinking rabbits are awesome.
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  Speaker 1: They're rats with long ears. The more carrots, the more rabbits.
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  Speaker 2: I disagree. I like rabbits on paper, you could get
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  Speaker 2: a rabbit. I'm not getting a rabbit. Rabbits not gonna
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  Speaker 2: get along with your.
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  Speaker 10: They die, They die super easily. Rabbits will get scared
• 34:24
  Speaker 10: and can I get you a pet now, seriously, can
• 34:26
  Speaker 10: we get you a pet as a gift?
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  Speaker 2: No? Why not? Because I'm just gonna get a pet myself.
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  Speaker 2: What if we get you one and then it's our choice.
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  Speaker 2: A gecko sounds awful.
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  Speaker 1: A gecko for you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get a tarantula one of those kids.
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  Speaker 1: We're never going to his house.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a charantula in my living room. Rum's free.
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  Speaker 1: Those are those are bad?
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  Speaker 2: Look who came to cuddle?
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bringing a girl?
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  Speaker 2: I said, not in the bed. But okay, one more time,
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  Speaker 2: by tarantula.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: What's wrong? You haven't touched your rotting corpse.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, he'll sneak up. He'll just sneak right up on you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Nothing like waking up with the tarantula in your
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: arm pit in the morning.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: No, let him make a web under your under your legs.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: You know. It's pretty lonely for a while. But then
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: I got the tranch and things are looking up, wrapped
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: to the ceiling every morning.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Adopt, though you have to adopt.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Finally, redownloaded match, Please.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Do not do not adopt well, and there's tarantula mills.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's so many good shelters in New York.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: They're killing the tarantulas and even if you have to,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: like they'll bring up breaks of tarantulas from Puerto Rico
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: and Florida and stuff like that.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: Well, there's such a there's such an in vogue accessory
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: these days that people get them assuming it's not going
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: to be a lot of work, and everyone underestimates you
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: get the hypergenic that goes into keeping a happy tarantula.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's brutal. It is, as some people say, it's
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: more engrossing than having children.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: Did you know that French bulldogs are also a dog
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  Speaker 2: that is often given up. There's a huge amount of
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: French bulldogs at shelters. Well, well, because there are a
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  Speaker 2: lot of maintenance. There's so much maintenance. So people think
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  Speaker 2: that they're like, uh, you know whatever, it's a dog
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  Speaker 2: that is fashionable. Yeah, and so idiots get them because
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  Speaker 2: they're like I want that handbag of a dog. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and then they underestimate that the dog is basically dying
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: in real time constantly, you know, bring it to the vet, yeah,
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: give it all that it needs.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: It's so sad. There's a French bulldog that's someone in
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: my buildings like slides outside every day, just moves so slow.
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  Speaker 1: It's just such a poor.
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• 36:53
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  Speaker 10: I'm just not a fan of like studio apartment husky
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  Speaker 10: Tons of people in New York have Australian Shepherds because
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  Speaker 1: The fact that dogs can herd like that. Have you
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  Speaker 1: ever seen the video of the dog that herds at
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: like a Texas State fair or something, separates the black sheep.
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  Speaker 2: From the white sheeps? So im I did to see that.
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  Speaker 2: It's actually a descendant, a long time descendant of one
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: of the German shepherds from the segregation era really of America. Wow,
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: I was famous for, you know, ensuring that colored folk
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: use the right water fountain.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: No, that's how they train them, that water fountains and bathrooms.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: They trained the shepherds.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: So you can see why it's separating white from blackwood.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: It's deplorable, it's inherent to that.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Why don't you display that with this your oreo. Show
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: me exactly what you mean with this tupac.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, look at that. Did you notice that? I went
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  Speaker 2: up the big box of the oreos, and there's three
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: different types. There's double stuff, there's the white cream ones,
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: which are unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really, I think those are an abomination.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: You don't like those? And then there's these basic ones.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: And we only had the basics left, which basically means
• 43:49
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• 43:53
  Speaker 10: I don't know, because no one wants the like, no
• 43:56
  Speaker 10: one wants everyone wants the double stuff.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: It's like, once they made that, you wish for that.
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  Speaker 10: Once they made the double Once they made the double stuff,
• 44:04
  Speaker 10: they should have just come off making the regular ones.
• 44:07
  Speaker 10: No one's like, I want to let me get one
• 44:10
  Speaker 10: that tastes worse.
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  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm. Do you have the less good version of
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: these you used to make something way worse. Yeah, yeah,
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: but nobody wants triple stuff.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: No, they definitely make triple stuff.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: But they do, but nobody wants to much stuff. Yeah.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: It's like those milk bar cakes. They're so fucking sweet.
• 44:30
  Speaker 10: As I was, then, I would have changed double stuff
• 44:33
  Speaker 10: to just the traditional just lose double stuff.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: That's now the oreo. It's like the third porn star
• 44:39
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• 44:43
  Speaker 2: gotta get in there after the two guys before me
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: already finished.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is nuts, But people's there's no bounds to
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: how much people want to snack, how much people want sodies.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: I like bringing up pornographic references because I know it
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: makes that's a little squeamish. Yeah, not at all. You're
• 45:04
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• 45:08
  Speaker 1: The repression, that crazy repression that you have going on sexually,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: have a crazy sexual repression, and you'll let it out,
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  Speaker 1: A friend of mine said that he went on a
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  Speaker 1: if I guess it's an orgy. But like I was
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  Speaker 14: You take a ticket, they shiver up the buzzard. Dar
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  Speaker 2: Then you walk in and it's Bonnie Blue in a
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  Speaker 2: They wanted so pussy Sorry sir, you hop right in
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  Speaker 2: after this guy. I'll get on that. Oh man, mmm.
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  Speaker 1: I think they said they went to like a private
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  Speaker 1: room and then like eventually, dude, people just like matriculated
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  Speaker 1: and just people just like came into the room literally,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: I guess, fucking gross. They also have the Annie's pretzels
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  Speaker 1: in there, the Annie snacks. I think that the cheddar
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: ones of the Annies are so much better than the
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  Speaker 2: I think it's time to drop Annie's as a snack.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: Do you think that Annie's is dead?
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: Their mac and cheese is good. They're never gonna be goldfish.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: I thought you said you like their mac and cheese
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: is cracked.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when the powder gets stuck in one of the
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: shells and you get that one bite of deep tang.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so nice that tang.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: It's like.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: I thought you like bunnies though. Yeah, ten seconds ago
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: you're sucking off bunnies. Now you want to kill Annie.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: I think everyone knows I like fish a little bit more.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Bunny's ears don't really like stick up like that either.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: This is like the cartoon bunny. Everybody huh mid hop.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: I don't even bunnies hops aren't even that impressive.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: It sounds like you've never seen a bunny.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: I've seen bunnies all the time.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: Dude. You ever see a snake eating a rabbit?
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: That's nice? No, I, like I said, I hate snakes,
• 47:54
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• 47:55
  Speaker 2: Like snakes and spiders and mice like it's on site
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: indoor jones over here.
• 48:01
  Speaker 10: Cockroaches, Like cockroaches are like annoying, but like they don't
• 48:05
  Speaker 10: gross me out.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: The Massachusetts Jones over here.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: Cockroaches don't, not to the extent that mice do. Mice.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: It's like cockroaches.
• 48:15
  Speaker 10: It's like it's like the equivalent of like finding a
• 48:18
  Speaker 10: lego on the ground. A mouse is like, this is
• 48:21
  Speaker 10: a living thing.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Well, if we more chill about it, if my weren't
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: like sprinted.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: Dude, they move like nine hundred miles.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what gives me anxiety. It is just they're like,
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: whoa the fuck is that? If they just kind of
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: meandered around, You're like leave and they're like kind of
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: like drag.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: Their ships tossed outside.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be fine.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: How much of our disgusted over see? For me, mice
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: don't disgust me. And you know why because you don't
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: have them, because the name mouse, roach co is as
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: fucking palpable of and it's it induces bile.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it hurts to say broach.
• 49:03
  Speaker 10: It might because I've never had more than one roach
• 49:06
  Speaker 10: at a time.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: You go, you you have so many cockroaches that you've
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: now you just go roach.
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  Speaker 1: For It's like saying goals just roached to you.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think roaches is pretty common. Cockroach suck
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: my cock. I can't remember the last time I called
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: them roaches. I always thought a roach was the very
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: end of a joint that you kind of smoked with
• 49:27
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• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Did you guys ever watch the video that's funny, the
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• 49:39
  Speaker 1: my cock.
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  Speaker 10: I haven't seen that, and I've seen the videos of
• 49:45
  Speaker 10: Dave at the porn conventions.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: That one so funny.
• 49:49
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• 49:58
  Speaker 2: so funny. No, we did, Uh, we did.
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  Speaker 10: We did the when we were on the Yak We
• 50:04
  Speaker 10: did the barstool idol and this dude, uh Zach who's
• 50:08
  Speaker 10: a comedian and uh Nashville Zach Town said, yeah, he's
• 50:13
  Speaker 10: actually opening for THEO now.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: For me in Nashville. Yeah. He did show. He like
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: hosted the same show.
• 50:20
  Speaker 10: He did a he was on it and he did
• 50:21
  Speaker 10: a character called Horny Batman and he went around like
• 50:24
  Speaker 10: interviewing people. And he went up to Devlin and he
• 50:26
  Speaker 10: was like, what makes you horny?
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: And he was like, I like the car.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: He's like, actually, I like the.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: It was so funny. The goker, the gay joker. He
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: do a joker impression. I guess definitely joker.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: He'll dress up to toe the gay joker. He'll like
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: run around New York City without care, just being the
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: gay jokeers love of the game. Yeah, that's so funny.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Oh Man, But that dude when he is like a
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: funny comic and then he came to the Barstool idol
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: and only would do Horny Batman, like he has so
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: many other bits. He's like other successful comedy online, but
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: would only do Horny Batman, which is actually a way
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: funnier bit.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: I know it is funny in totality. I mean, dude, Honestly,
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: if I had to guess, and I could be dead
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: wrong about this, the future at Barstool for stand up
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: comedians is closed. I don't think we will. I don't
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: think we'll ever hire or I don't know if a
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: hiring a stand up here will ever work again. I
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: don't know about that.
• 51:34
  Speaker 10: I mean, I don't know who we would hire in
• 51:37
  Speaker 10: New York. I don't think they're hiring anybody. I mean,
• 51:43
  Speaker 10: I'm sure Chicago's got some good stand ups.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just think that. I don't know. It's a
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: different thing. The idea of like buying into this world
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: is anathema to most stand ups.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's way more likely that people start
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: at barstool and then.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: Become stand ups. Exactly.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: They're like, oh, I like to perform in front of people.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: I have a built in fan base and I can
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: write some Yeah.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Agreed, totally.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Well, then let's let's talk no more on that subject.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: Let's move on. Why that guy? Why did that get uncomfortable?
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: I wasn't.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: I don't think it did.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: I don't think it did either.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: I wasn't uncomfortable.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: Well, usually when people are like, let's move on, Oh no,
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: I was just indicative that I've stepped in this.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: No, no, I don't think you have. I think that
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: that's a I'm curious to know more about. Why why
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: you think that?
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: Honestly, you fucked up too late. You guys said move on,
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: I shall We're already moving on, and we're already on.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: No, now, I can't leave it. Why wouldn't a good
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: spot at barstool Because it's the same discipline.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: It's because they're afraid to step in the lines.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Then that's a fact. They just want to run to
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: the stage to be the center of their own world.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: They really can't take the heat, can't take the eat them.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: There's no comment section in stand up com unless you
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: have your own podcast, in which case there will be
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: a nasty subreddit about you. All comedians subreddits fucking kill
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: them if you get successful enough.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: I mean all subreddits in general.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: I hate the thing they purport to love. Yeah, might
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: say more about reddit.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: I forgot, you know, living upstate, I don't. I don't
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: really well, yeah, I mean I don't run into people
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: who know who I am up there. It's all I mean.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: I guess you could say we all know each other.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: It's a pretty small community, but I'm certainly not.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: And you were saying the most delightful banjo player came
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: to the co ops the other day.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the farmers Market. We had Fergie Ferguson and the
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Bluegrass six.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: That video is That shot in the video was the
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: funniest of you sitting cross legged while that guy played
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: the guitar.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: I was really hoping there would be some kids doing it,
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: but I had to set the tone and nobody joined me.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: I think you were making fun of him.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: I gave him ten bucks.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: First or second after all, right, sorry about that.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: If it's doing well, it's a great big up some
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: steam that's closing in on a million views. It'll change
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: the world.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's just good, clean fun.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: This is a silly little thing.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: Did you see did you guys watch the clip that
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Adam Schefter posted about what golfer?
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: Was it?
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: Scottie Scheffler, who's like, you get to the top and
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: it's like and you feel nothing. You're like happy for
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: a couple of minutes when you win the Major day, right, Yeah.
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: I didn't watch it. Everyone was like, you should watch this,
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: and I didn't, but now I'm going to because you
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: recommended it.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: It's just pretty interesting. Actually, it's kind of sad. I
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: think he might be depressed. He's like that you get
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: to the top and you just don't feel something, and
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: the career isn't fulfilling because you worked your whole life
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: for this and you're like, Okay, what's for dinner now?
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: I just want a championship. He's dad. He's actually definitely depressed.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: He's definite from the definitely got some said like the
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: best years of his entire career.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: He's so successful as he.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, probably two years. I would say he's maybe maybe
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: even three. I mean he won the Masters three years
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: ago and then he won it again a year ago,
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: so he won, then he didn't win, and then he
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: won it again. He won the PGA this year. Yeah,
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: and he's been number one in the world for yeah
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: a few years now. Mon tops lonely.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: That's why that Miley Cyrus had it on Point Bro
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: the climb.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: Scottie Winz for there were no more courses to concert
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: to conquer.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah he really did. That is sad for him, but uh,
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: It probably does.
• 55:43
  Speaker 10: Like if you love golf your entire life and now
• 55:45
  Speaker 10: it's like you go back to your home course and
• 55:46
  Speaker 10: you shoot fifteen under, probably like you.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: Know how he for me, Yeah, yeah, I could see
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: him being like, I've made the decision to play baseball.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: It's what my dad always wanted me to do. That
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: probably is why Michael Jo, That's exactly why you did that.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, it sucks. It's I'm so good at
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: this that it just fucking sucks. Now, if I went
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: and learning basketball and playing, if I.
• 56:08
  Speaker 10: Went fishing and I caught a fish every single cast,
• 56:11
  Speaker 10: I would probably be like, all right, I think I
• 56:14
  Speaker 10: get it.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: It's like hunting for buffalo on the Oregon Trail.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: It's why I have a hard time continuing to do
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: run dot Com challenges against get to a point where
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: you're like, I'm just beating up the kid in the
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: wheelchair here.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: I thought, that's why you're gonna say about stand up,
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: just like you fucking have mastered the craft.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: I am a little well, you know what, I'm not
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: going to say that.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Please come see, please come see.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, lots of fun dates this fall.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: The Fall of Francis is a great tour name, The
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Fall of Francis.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: I made that poster based off of the post poster
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: for the Ditty doc The Fall of Ditty. Did you
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: use Chabt No, I used. I use the graphic designers
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: because I like to give them the business. Yeah, and
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: I feel bad that they're into all of their jobs
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: are fucked.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's still some really good graphic designers out there.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: Though, Yeah there are. But like that, I mean, that's
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: almost literally the thing that I think will be replaced
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: the quickest graphic design kinda. It's like you tell chat
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: Ebt is an unbelievable graphic designer.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Make me a logo about my business for beef. Jerky
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: Dad incorporates a longhorn cow in the logo.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's on, it's on. It true, and you're like, oh,
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: make it less, this, make it less that.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: You know who's who can't get replaced. Those fucking interior designers,
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: those fucking queens, they literally can't get replaced.
• 57:48
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: Sarah Sherman, Samuel the goat interior designer. She's so fucking
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: good is she now?
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: Dude?
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Look up her shit. I commented on wonder her Instagram posts,
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: and she responded, I was so fun, gas.
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: That's cool, that's big. I got a little bit into
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: design interior. Yeah, for my place up state, my home, Uh.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: Mid century modern? What are we talking?
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: I like to mix worlds a little bit, but I'm
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: staying with neutral palettes mostly, you know, browns and creams
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: and tan of course. But lighting is the thing. I
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: got on Creamestown's white. What kind of like a low
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: lighting just the light fixtures, like you know, pendans versus chandeliers.
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: You got ssconsin huh, you got bright ass light. When
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: Bo and Peters and all those guys come and stay
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: at my place. When you guys come, you're the first
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: thing you're gonna comment on is how great the lighting is.
• 58:41
  Speaker 10: I feel like it's one of those places where like
• 58:43
  Speaker 10: you got to get piss in the middle of the
• 58:44
  Speaker 10: night and you turn on the light.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: It's like a flash grenade went off. No, it's the
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: opposite blinding anything. You'd be like, it's really dark.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: Look Sarah Sherman, Samue Little Style Bro, tell me you
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: don't fucking love it?
• 58:55
  Speaker 10: Isn't Sarah Sherman, the girl on SNL.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: Sarah Squirm, Sarah's squirm.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: I thinking her name, Sherman, I'm talking about Sarah Sherman. Samuel.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love this stuff.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, she is truly flawless and she I'd love
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: to see chat GPT give her a run for the money.
• 59:13
  Speaker 12: Damn.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: Sauce Gardner just signed one hundred and twenty million dollar contract.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: The day after Garrett Wilson did.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: One hundred and thirty for Garrett Wilson.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: They just gave out two fifty Woody Johnson's fucking dropping bags.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: That's fucked.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: What other podcasts are you getting, Sarah Sherman, Samuel right
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: into Woody Johnson. I know that's so nice. All that
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: still suck to have justin fields. Yeah, instead of giving
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: two fifty to a quarterback, they gave it to a
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: wide out in the corner. They're just hoping that Justin
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: Field's fast ass is gonna fucking I.
• 59:44
  Speaker 10: Think he'll be I think they'll he'll be better than
• 59:46
  Speaker 10: Aaron Rodgers was.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: For sure the threat to run his key. He also
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: has never like sucked that bad. He just hasn't been
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: that good.
• 59:53
  Speaker 10: Yeah, he wasn't bad on the on the on the
• 59:54
  Speaker 10: Steelers though at all. It was just Russell Wilson was
• 59:57
  Speaker 10: ready to.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: Play, and they've been investing in their own line to Yeah,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: so what are we saying low lighting?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: Like upward.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: Or like funky lamps or what.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 6: Do we.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: Wiscons It's my turn again, Francis. Are you gonna do
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: the Fantasy League this year? Are you skipping out? I'll
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: do it. Well, you gotta actually do it. I'm in.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: You should have somebody else to do it with you.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 10: If you don't do it, you're off the podcast. Not
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 10: not if you don't not if you just don't do it,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 10: but if you do it and you bail again.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, so I am then I'm not gonna do it.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: Why don't you just just set your lineup? I have
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: no problem setting my lineup. I don't understand the trade stuff.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 10: There's barely any trades that take place.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: Every single person in our league by the end of
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: the season had a completely different roster from what they
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: started with as free agency whatever the fuck it's called.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: I think there's like three Oh my guys got injured
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: and nobody told me how to cycle them out, so
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: I just ended up playing with like a two man team.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: You trying to get him to participate in fantasy football
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: is like him trying to get you to clean your apartment.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: Like it's like the definition of insanity to keep on trying,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: Like it's so crazy that you're like, Francis, please do
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: this thing you don't like to do.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's missing out. You're missing out. You're gonna miss out.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: He doesn't want to do it. He has his own
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: likes and interest.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: I believe that I want to do it. I just
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: need more help, and nobody wants to help because it's competitive,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: which is understandable because no one else. I never used
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: the platform. I figured it out.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: I used the junkie. You're a ball junkie.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: I've never done that. Fantasy set up the whole league.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: I've never done fantasy football. I've done it. I had
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: done it like twice up until this year. Two more
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: times than I've done it.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 10: Well, according to your Halo argument, that didn't mean anything.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: Wow, I don't apply that more clearly, apply more clearly
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: because I want to see if what you just said
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: makes sense, and I don't think it does. I'm not
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: actually break that because I refuse no chance that that
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: works the way you thought it did.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: It sounded cadence, it sounded like a mic dro it did,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: but I didn't. I didn't look into it at all.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: I didn't really think about what was actually said. It
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: was truly lost on me.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: I just wish ball was on it's all. It is
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: the opposite of what you said, because I do think
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: I've played more Halo than you have. And my argument
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: would have been that for you, you having done more
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: fantasy football, it's not even worth getting into. That's why
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: I said, I don't know. Well, because I caught you
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: cut your foot in the rabbit's trap there. I saw
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: it off and put it on a keychain.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: Well, that was a weird thing that you could win
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: at a fair, a rabbit's foot, because I didn't even
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: know what they were. Because I got I won like
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: a blue one or something. It was on a keychain.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: And then you like look closer and there's nails, like, oh,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: this is.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: The foot of a rabbit.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: I thought it was an expired American name or something.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: There's a fair near my home, my permanent home upstate,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: and it's a county fair, so it's only there for
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: a few days. But they got the tilted whirl and
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: the Farrabic wheel, and it's got all the bells and whistles.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: And I saw it and I thought, man, that'd be fun.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: That'd be fun thing to go to on a random
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: Friday night, you know. And then I thought, no, it
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: wouldn't because I remember the games and how enraged I
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: would become when I never won.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: There was one that had a bowling ball that went
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: over this track and there was a little bump in
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: the track and then a dip and then another thing,
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: and the goal was you had to roll the ball
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: perfectly such that it went over the bump and then
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: nestled down into the trough below it and didn't roll
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: back up and come back to you over the bump.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: And I must have spent ten dollars as a seventh grader,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: which is equivalent to I don't know, one hundred grand
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: today for me uh, just playing this game. And I
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: remember the guy who ran the booth was like, ah,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: oh Moss, better luck next.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 10: Time, sonny, because he's high on Vicodin.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: I fucking hated this guy. I went, it's rigged, and
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: he goes, it's not. And then he came out of
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: the booth and did it and showed me that it
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: wasn't rid, which made me even more angry.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: He's a dirty carnie.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well he's also it's like, well, dude, that's the
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: thing you're good at, rolling the bowling ball with the
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: perfect weight. If you were really good at this, you'd
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: be a bowler mad at Yeah.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 10: Sounds like he fucking flamed you. Well, I cut him
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 10: out and pulled off the uniform and he was like,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 10: he's like, show it's none.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: It's like when you try to fight a cop. Take
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: off that badge and fight me, and he takes off
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: the badge and beats your ass. But I kind of
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: had to refute that. I went to a fair a
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago with mother in law, sister and
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: brother in law like their kid and my kids, and
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: I was and I just realized, like, I can be
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: in charge of who has fun and I just started
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: fucking throwing money around and we played every game in
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: the fair. I was making everybody play. We won tons
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: of prizes throwing a bunch of money at it. It
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: was fucking incredible. But these were very easy to win,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: and that's how.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: It should be.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: There should be loose games at these fairs, as opposed
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: to like a tight ass game that nobody can throw
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: the ping pong ball into the milk jug. That's bullshit.
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  Speaker 2: A basketball hoop that's thirteen feet high with a rim
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  Speaker 2: that's the size of a fucking pink glass.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it's like an oblong pint glass, rims.
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  Speaker 2: Bent in on the side. You gotta just basically switched
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  Speaker 2: the middle of the hoop every single.
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  Speaker 1: I knew that it wasn't rigged when I was making
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: the basketball shops, I was like, oh, yeah, this isn't rigged.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: And we all went home with fucking stuffed animals mini
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: basketballs to.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: Speaking of Rigs, Yeah, did you guys see that twenty
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: five thousand dollars match between Rigs and the guy?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? I know, the last one I watched was Rigs
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  Speaker 1: against the one Hater.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, last I saw, oh man, he played this guy
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: for twenty five thousand dollars recently. Yeah yeah, it came
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: out more recently than that hater match, and it came
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: down to the final putt. Really, I won't say what happened,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: but it's a pretty damn good video. I'll say that much.
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  Speaker 2: Soris wins twenty five. They each took out twenty five
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  Speaker 2: thousand dollars cash and the winner walked home with it.
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  Speaker 2: It's crazy the nuts.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess content content. Yeah, Rigs is probably just
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: like content.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely to do this is content. I gotta tell you,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: I'm not really looking for a twenty five thousand dollars
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  Speaker 2: tax right off, right now, I'll pay the tax instead
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: of losing twenty five grand. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah I can't.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not happy if I'm like, well, I can write
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: that on that is my earnings.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: But Rings probably just drops another hat. He's just like,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: oh fuck, I gotta put out some more malar. I
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: just have to count my residuals off the malar my
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: take off the titleist clubs that have my name and boss.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: On the side.
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  Speaker 11: Taylor made shout out tailor Maide the tailor maid. Of course,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 11: we make hats, huh, we gotta make boydad hats, I know,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 11: just so we can gamble with them, Just so we
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 11: can gamble with high steaks.
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  Speaker 2: That's our way out of the gutter.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: Boyd hats, boyd hats. International shipping too, of course, multiple languages,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: that's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: What printing that's so good.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: Com boy dad and esponol bro garsan pir that's French.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean if if Alex Cooper had like said the
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: words boy dad, it would be a fucking massive thing.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, she's probably gonna put out boy dad
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: hats before we do.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Will Compton definitely is.
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  Speaker 2: I think they.
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  Speaker 10: I think we kept their girl dad hats. They can't
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 10: be happy about that Barcel did.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they definitely just made their own girl dad all right,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: girl pop girl Papa gal Dad.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: Find it on a link tree. Miss those brothers, just
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: those boys. Miss those bastards like.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: My fucking That's why I just watched battle Camp on
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: Netflix every day, just so I could get some eyes
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: on Taylor. Oh yeah, who removed his hand tattoos? Did
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: you see that?
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: You got makeup? Was it not? I?
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: You got a real life and removed so he could
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: be a clean comic like me. You and yeah, Francis
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: not a bad play.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: All right, all right, Well we'll see you guys on Thursday.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: Thank you for listening. I hope you guys enjoyed the episode.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: No one was a still still not look around.
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  Speaker 13: So I looked out to you game a rid. I
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 13: was only falling one way. I was only falling one
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 13: bad jay were drifted, fool? Who was that?
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: So so then you leave something.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 13: No, I'm coming. I'm on a phone in my.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 4: I was on your phone in my.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 13: I was on your phone in one way.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: I was on your phone in my stream.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 13: Don't take me.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: I was phoning one way. See just a just a
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: the beast.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 13: That's tap of the call, just a.
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  Speaker 4: Take the head. If you can see
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  Speaker 13: Les chat it bring the