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Episode 88: Happy New Fear · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Ah.
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  Speaker 2: The new year the best time of year for me
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  Speaker 2: and I can get back to work and not have
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  Speaker 2: to worry about any of that relaxing sitting down Melakey
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  Speaker 2: over the Christmas I had to sit down for almost
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  Speaker 2: a full hour in one goal.
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  Speaker 3: I was wearing proper clothes and.
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  Speaker 2: All because family wouldn't let me wear a boiling suit
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  Speaker 2: flat cap to Christmas dinner. Most wonderful time of year.
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  Speaker 2: Nuts on your life, mates, It's good to be back
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  Speaker 2: at working up Jimney.
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  Speaker 3: Listen to Dom and Jerry Shaw.
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  Speaker 1: Enjoy and I'll see that. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty six, here on the Tom and Jerry Show
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  Speaker 1: with the first real genuine Tom and Jerry episode of
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  Speaker 1: the year with myself, Jerry McBride, his good self, mister Tomallmanney.
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  Speaker 3: And I'd go, I'll be honest with you. I made
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  Speaker 3: a fatal mistake today and I'm suffering the repercussions of it.
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  Speaker 3: The Foul Family are. To be honest with you, I've
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  Speaker 3: been on a bit of a I won't say health kick,
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  Speaker 3: but I've been not eating like a complete like I
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  Speaker 3: did for the three weeks leading up to Christmas and
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  Speaker 3: I've been avoiding all sorts of things, and I was
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  Speaker 3: kind of getting back in, went for a bit of
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  Speaker 3: a run, taking inspiration from yourself, so that might lifting
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  Speaker 3: our way or two, and found myself I made too
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  Speaker 3: much protein shake, Jar, and.
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  Speaker 1: Too much protein? Did you not listen to last week's episode?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't, I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: You're featured heavily and it's I know, I know, I.
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  Speaker 3: Did, I know, I did, but I ate it's so delicious.
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  Speaker 3: And I had one and then there was a whole
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  Speaker 3: other one and I kind of went, sure, I'll have
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  Speaker 3: that as well. And protein shake, just a protein shake
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  Speaker 3: in the old fucking the old ninja, you know, and
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  Speaker 3: I fucking I'll be honest with you, Jar. I don't
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  Speaker 3: know if you've you or the listeners have ever done
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  Speaker 3: a cycle of protein, but I can tell of something.
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  Speaker 3: It's in the market words of of of Dean Martin.
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  Speaker 3: I've got enough guests to get all the way to
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  Speaker 3: the Chicago. It's fucking horrific around here.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, Tom, I've never drank a protein shake
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  Speaker 1: and said to myself, do you know what I love?
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  Speaker 1: Right now? Another another protein shake?
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  Speaker 3: Well that has to happen to me today here, it
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  Speaker 3: would seem it was so delicious. I decided to have
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  Speaker 3: two of them, and yeah, there's things that happening. I
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  Speaker 3: may have to fucking dip out every so often here,
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  Speaker 3: like just just hit the old silence because it's either
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  Speaker 3: you'll just see tears streaming down from my fucking cheeks
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  Speaker 3: because it's it's not good. It's not good. Yeah, exactly,
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  Speaker 3: the rumblings are bad. It's I may have to pull
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  Speaker 3: myself through with the old fucking Christmas three before I
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  Speaker 3: fuck it out into the forest.
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  Speaker 1: Well, do you know what we'll do to aid you,
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  Speaker 1: Tom now in your endeavors here, buddy, we'll launch into
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  Speaker 1: the show properly for the first time listeners off of
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  Speaker 1: the Tom and Jerry Show. What a hell of an
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  Speaker 1: intro that was.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta tell you holidays.
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  Speaker 1: Myself and Tom our comedians. Tom is a working comedian.
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  Speaker 1: I am what could generously be described as it has
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  Speaker 1: been Uh have a podcast every week where we chat
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  Speaker 1: about several things. We bring it up into three little
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  Speaker 1: segments or you're listening pleasure. The first segment is where
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  Speaker 1: we take a look at the scuttle but the big news,
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  Speaker 1: the weekly what have you.
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  Speaker 3: This is a very complicated case.
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  Speaker 1: Mad you know, a lot of Ian's, a lot of outs,
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  Speaker 1: a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Of what have you, and a lot of scrants to
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  Speaker 3: keep in my head. Man will jump. This is good
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  Speaker 3: for the start of the year because the world of
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  Speaker 3: people are going to be thinking with the January sales
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  Speaker 3: and stuff as we are in this house, and I'd
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  Speaker 3: say you probably have like robot robotic. I was gonna say, Loanmoors,
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  Speaker 3: I have two of those fokers on four legs already
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  Speaker 3: up there, hoovers and whatnot.
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  Speaker 1: And Robert Hoovers as you mentioned, Tom, Yes, that was
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  Speaker 1: that was what the one for all of vegro went
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  Speaker 1: on this year.
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  Speaker 3: Is Yeah, well we're doing We're going to have a
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  Speaker 3: quick look. We probably won't circle back to this again.
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  Speaker 3: And as something terrifying actually happens and somebody dies as
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  Speaker 3: a result, which is definitely going to happen.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely gonna the robots, Tom, This.
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  Speaker 3: Is the rise of the robots. And you might know,
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  Speaker 3: you know myself and Jerry's obsession with the apocalypse and
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  Speaker 3: how we know it's coming. It's just coming. Well, it's
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  Speaker 3: it's it's screaming ahead. It's tipping along nicely in the form.
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  Speaker 1: Of there have been some developments, ladies and gentlemen, full
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  Speaker 1: on robots, and we've all seen the Boston Scientific ones
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  Speaker 1: or that's bust and scientific. What are the Boston Dynamic
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  Speaker 1: Boston Scientific.
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  Speaker 3: Make Heart my sister works from.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, the way I'll tell you, Boston is the
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  Speaker 1: place to be. Here's the thing, ladies and gentlemen, we
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  Speaker 1: want to say. Every now and then, we see some
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  Speaker 1: Boston Dynamics robots on our news feed and some of
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  Speaker 1: the listeners are kind enough to send them to us,
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  Speaker 1: but they're never really enough to warrant a segment by themselves.
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  Speaker 3: They're not. So I mean there's I'm going to give
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  Speaker 3: you a couple that are kind of at the cost
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  Speaker 3: of uh huh, because because.
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  Speaker 1: We just like this is what we're gonna kind of
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna kind of blast through a couple of So
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  Speaker 1: this is all their robots for the year. This is
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  Speaker 1: like a robot omnibus. Ah, well, we make all the
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  Speaker 1: robots into one segment and that way we don't grab
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  Speaker 1: robots for the rest.
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  Speaker 3: Of the year, right exactly. But I mean now we
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  Speaker 3: will be dabbling in terrifying science throughout the year too, because.
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  Speaker 1: Not giving that up. That's that's the content stream buddy.
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  Speaker 3: Science absolutely intertwined with mad folklore and fucking mythology by
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  Speaker 3: the way, do you know what I mean? Just just
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  Speaker 3: to keep both sides of the defense happy. So there's
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  Speaker 3: I mean, everybody knows the ones that can jump off
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  Speaker 3: things and they're smiling and what not. There's one here
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  Speaker 3: and it's it's it's it's it's called even by the name,
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  Speaker 3: it's called Optimus Gin two.
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  Speaker 1: Optimist is Elon Musk's robot, isn't.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and that one, I like, there's a whole rake here,
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  Speaker 3: Like there's the one now that will actually kiss you,
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  Speaker 3: Like really have you seen that one? Like here's here's.
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  Speaker 1: What I was going to say, the tom This is
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  Speaker 1: what I've said about robots and the Boston Dynamic robots
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  Speaker 1: all along the Boston Dynamic dog robots that run around
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  Speaker 1: the place. I'm like, that's a clever use of robot technology.
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  Speaker 1: Four legs rocking around the place. Robots to try to
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  Speaker 1: be bipedal. Yeah, bright standing humanoid robots I feel are
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  Speaker 1: on a hide into nothing. They're never gonna have the
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  Speaker 1: gravity that the need.
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  Speaker 3: Possibly, but I don't know, Like these fucking things like
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  Speaker 3: they're serving drinks. But you see what kind of snapping
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  Speaker 3: we talked about it. I think already kind of snapped
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  Speaker 3: at a concert there not too long ago, and you
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  Speaker 3: kind of colored the fella one of these robots. But
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  Speaker 3: I would think the bipedal ones and the ones that
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  Speaker 3: are somewhat you know, humanoid humanoid, as we've talked in
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  Speaker 3: the past, they are eventually just going to be for
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  Speaker 3: fucking like that. They're just riding robots pure like there's
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  Speaker 3: one or two. Have you have you seen the like or.
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  Speaker 1: You managing somebody's robots body and.
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  Speaker 3: You're looking and your man is looking directly out of
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  Speaker 3: going so what do you like about me? She'd just
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  Speaker 3: do tiny face expression flicker here and go, oh my god,
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  Speaker 3: I need to kiss you. And you're just seeing so
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  Speaker 3: many lads, you know, jiggle the flat that's hanging over
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  Speaker 3: their belt right now, going I can tell the man
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  Speaker 3: one of these NUM's kind of card I have.
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  Speaker 1: I have said it before and I'll say it again
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  Speaker 1: time anything you stick into one of these machines, you're
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  Speaker 1: going to lose.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Bys Just to give him a
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  Speaker 3: shout out, Bustin's dynamics do actually have one now and
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  Speaker 3: it's called Atlas and it's a Cyclops, which, just to
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  Speaker 3: make it even fucking scarier, they're giving a cyclops, this
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  Speaker 3: bastard like it's it is bipedal, but he can like
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  Speaker 3: he can jump and land better than any human I've
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  Speaker 3: ever seen, like jump and lander like there's no big
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  Speaker 3: wind up, there's no fucking huh. You know, there's no
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  Speaker 3: no stretching. Even the Olympians, you know when they do
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  Speaker 3: the flip and the flip and the flip and in
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  Speaker 3: the land and they throw the little hens up in
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  Speaker 3: the year to go, aren't I brilliant? But they're still
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  Speaker 3: kind of rocking in one spot and they're panting this
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  Speaker 3: you's jumping off like fifteen feet just going.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you for the for the bipedal robots, Tom,
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  Speaker 1: I'm there, like they don't have the balance. They don't
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  Speaker 1: aren't They aren't naturally gifted at standing up straight. But
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  Speaker 1: something tells me that the consumers for these items will
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  Speaker 1: say they may not be able to stand up straight,
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  Speaker 1: but they lie down just fine.
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  Speaker 3: This is it, You're know, that's sure? It is the one.
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  Speaker 3: It's the dawn of time. People who wanted to invent
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  Speaker 3: a robot just so they could bang it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, can I ask you about a robot that i've
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  Speaker 1: while we're on the subject of bipeople robots here, buddy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know the guy. I think I know, I
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  Speaker 3: know the guy you're talking about already.
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  Speaker 1: Well, what I've what I've noticed a lot is that
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  Speaker 1: some of these robots that you see out walking, some
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  Speaker 1: of these robots you see walking about the place here,
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  Speaker 1: they seem to be controlled by somebody wearing like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: like a gollum suit. Just a camera.
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  Speaker 3: This is the this is the copying.
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  Speaker 1: They're copying thes of someone in a motion captures and
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  Speaker 1: that's exactly their motion captureing suit.
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  Speaker 3: And there was one that went viral this week in
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  Speaker 3: the name of the type of robot is called a
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  Speaker 3: Unit Tree g One robot, and it follows your movements.
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  Speaker 3: So I mean this, I mean this is I don't
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  Speaker 3: know if you ever saw the what was the one
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  Speaker 3: was Surrogates or was the Surrogates or something. It was
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  Speaker 3: called Stop you stop at home all day and something
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  Speaker 3: goes out walking around for you. It looks like, well,
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  Speaker 3: I think that's possibly where this is going to go
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  Speaker 3: once you get the range on this you can send
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  Speaker 3: this fucker off to the shops, you know, and all
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  Speaker 3: you have to do is walk on a treadmill at all.
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  Speaker 1: There was one There was one one video that I saw,
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  Speaker 1: and it was of a rope, a supposed robot DJ
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  Speaker 1: DJing and then the robot is there like doing all
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  Speaker 1: the DJ mixing and whatnot, but then he makes the
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  Speaker 1: note the motion of someone taking off a visor and
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  Speaker 1: collapses on the ground. So it's clearly your man that
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  Speaker 1: was controlling the robot. Someone tapped him on the shoulder
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  Speaker 1: and say, hey, come on for a fag or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, for sure, just took off the whole
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  Speaker 3: buckles into the I too love that. You're like, well,
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  Speaker 3: there's so futuristic whatnot. But still it's.
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  Speaker 1: Just a minimum wage dude fucking in the background.
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  Speaker 3: It's still a failure of the human that's running. Well,
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  Speaker 3: this one was exactly that. It was in China, of course,
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  Speaker 3: where the lads are unreal and making scary robots robots,
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  Speaker 3: and he managed I mean, this thing is supposed to
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  Speaker 3: move as you move like in its and it will
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  Speaker 3: say it's I don't know, the heightened the lad but
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  Speaker 3: he's robot has like three quarters to hide him. But
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  Speaker 3: it's made a fucking steal. Yes, And he's dancing around
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  Speaker 3: the place, leaping around this giant office, kicking icy legs
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  Speaker 3: out in the air, which I would expect more from
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  Speaker 3: an Asian gentleman, to be fair. His technique is fucking
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  Speaker 3: cat He's.
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  Speaker 1: Doing this sort of capa where Eddie Gordo dance fighting
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  Speaker 1: kind of shit shocking.
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  Speaker 3: So he's leaping around the place. Of course, the robot
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  Speaker 3: has given it socks doing the exact same thing. But
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  Speaker 3: the guy catches himself and moves out of time with
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  Speaker 3: what the robot is doing. The robot throws out a
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  Speaker 3: perfect fun, fucking kick and lends this guy right in
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  Speaker 3: his cock. And it's absolutely one of the best things.
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  Speaker 3: There are a handful of things since the dawn of time.
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  Speaker 3: Like we said, people are going to always want to
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  Speaker 3: invent a thing that they can fuck, and then dudes
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  Speaker 3: getting kicked in the nuts. It will never Like I
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  Speaker 3: showed this my six year old. He doesn't know the
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  Speaker 3: long term context to get people getting kicked in the nuts.
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  Speaker 3: He's a six year old, but he looked at that
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  Speaker 3: and abs tears actually float out of his eyes with laughter.
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  Speaker 3: What he watched it three times and then had to
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  Speaker 3: tell me to put the phone away because it was
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  Speaker 3: too funny. Yeah, purely because a dude getting kicked in
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  Speaker 3: the nuts by the dude technically, which this is some
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  Speaker 3: jump when you think of a futuristic fucking he managed
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  Speaker 3: to It's like, is there any sound of one hand clapping? Well,
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  Speaker 3: this man found there is a sound of two balls
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  Speaker 3: clapping off each other. He managed to kick himself technically
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  Speaker 3: in the balls.
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  Speaker 1: Not only that, this is the most money anybody in
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  Speaker 1: history has ever paid to kick themselves in the balls.
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  Speaker 1: This is the most expensive way you've ever And and
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  Speaker 1: again when your man it's copying his movements one to one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And when your man gets hit kicked in the scroll
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  Speaker 1: room and fucking doubles down in pain, the robot grabs.
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  Speaker 3: His follows the motion.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, oh my growing, my robot growing.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just laying the video here. I can't resist. I'm
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  Speaker 3: just watching for anybody. We'll find that we put it
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  Speaker 3: up on our Oh my god, there's just it shouldn't
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  Speaker 3: be that funny. Still, Like there's a so there is
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  Speaker 3: a delay of like point one of it.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever the broad band is, whatever the blue too.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, so I guess if you're if they've forgotten
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  Speaker 3: so basically your man talked afterwards about this, I guess,
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  Speaker 3: or somebody was talking about I guess they did forget
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  Speaker 3: hard code. The Three Laws and robots, which you know
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  Speaker 3: as three laws of robotics found in the novels and stories,
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  Speaker 3: you know, all the rest of it. There's one being
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  Speaker 3: you can never hurt your human or whatever. I don't
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  Speaker 3: know what they or by your actions allow a human
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  Speaker 3: to be harmed. Yeah, well, well that was They haven't
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  Speaker 3: given him a names, but he's UNI three g one.
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  Speaker 3: If you just go look for lads, it will not
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  Speaker 3: you know, if you're listening to this, and I'll.
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  Speaker 1: Throw it on the socials. Okay, so by pedal robots
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  Speaker 1: are as by pedal robots. Do what a you gott
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  Speaker 1: new for me there, buddy?
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  Speaker 3: Ah? Probably as soon as you sent it to me,
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, well that's the game. That is the game,
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  Speaker 3: because again, you go, it took us this long. Nearly
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  Speaker 3: they were fuck acting around with legs on things. You're
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  Speaker 3: fuck acting around with jet packs on things. A dog
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  Speaker 3: shape robot, dog shaped robot. Stupid shit, you know what
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  Speaker 3: I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Leave it to the Chinese.
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  Speaker 3: Leave it to the Chinese. Lets again, and thank you
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  Speaker 3: to our overlords. They have created a ball, a ball,
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  Speaker 3: simple as a fucking ball. This thing is now working
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  Speaker 3: with the military and working with police. Is two hundred
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  Speaker 3: and sixty nine pounds in weights.
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  Speaker 1: So what we're saying here, Thomas, this is not a prototype.
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  Speaker 1: This is an actual robot.
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  Speaker 3: This has been currently being used by the Chinese police
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  Speaker 3: and military figuratively and metaphorically. It has been rolled out.
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  Speaker 3: It is so if you imagine it's as good as
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  Speaker 3: it's as good, as severe as you can imagine, you
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  Speaker 3: can have wrapped put three quarters of it is wrapped
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  Speaker 3: in tire, do you get me? So? And then you
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  Speaker 3: have two stable panels on the side which are also
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  Speaker 3: around which would ever be rolled over onto it, you
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  Speaker 3: know what I mean. So it's it's for all the world.
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  Speaker 3: I suppose a curved tire, but it's got two panels
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  Speaker 3: on the side.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm going to tell you. It
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  Speaker 1: reminded me of Tom. It reminds me of and this
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  Speaker 1: is this is all it is, folks. It is just
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  Speaker 1: a black ball. But it looks kind of like the
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  Speaker 1: front tire of Batman's motorcycle.
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  Speaker 3: There you go. That's yes, that's exactly it. Now it
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  Speaker 3: can It's people that I mean, if you're just listening
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  Speaker 3: to this with one year going, it's a ball. I
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  Speaker 3: want you to think about it. People think about being
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  Speaker 3: chased in the apocalypse by things with legs. You go,
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  Speaker 3: I climb a building, things things with fucking tank tracks.
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  Speaker 3: Grand I go run across some marshmallows up some stairs.
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  Speaker 3: This thing. Now, imagine being chased by this fucking thing.
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  Speaker 3: It can go if it's facing forward exactly. There is
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  Speaker 3: no a won't can't flip over. It can't be inhibited
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  Speaker 3: by anything. At this size. It's like two foot high,
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  Speaker 3: but it's a big, big, like two hundred and sixty
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  Speaker 3: nine pounds. They say it's non lethal what they fitted
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  Speaker 3: it with, right, the different things they fitted it with.
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  Speaker 3: But that is just another world for we can put
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  Speaker 3: whatever the fuck kind of fifty camera two hundred and
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  Speaker 3: sixty nine pounds. That's a big hunk of a man.
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  Speaker 1: That's a twenty stone bar eleven pounds it is.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's nearly so we'll call it a night. A
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  Speaker 3: nineteen stone ball of fury. That wait ler, this is jar.
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  Speaker 3: It can hit it can hit nineteen miles an hours.
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  Speaker 3: That's about It can hit nineteen miles an hour. Wait
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  Speaker 3: for this in two point five seconds. See, okay, you
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: haven't a Now it can hold a steady pace of
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: twenty two miles an hour. Right, so it is going
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: to fuck you up.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: Even if you're not going to outrun this, you're not
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: gonna be well. I'll run onto the battery days down.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: No, and jir, I know you're thinking, you're going, I'm
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: a strong swimmer. I just jump in the lake, swim
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: across Fuck that thing. Guess what I can do here?
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: The same speed across the top of the water.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: My god, this is the first time I've been genuinely terrified. Yeah,
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: but because all the op to bottomis is of the world.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Push them over, Tom, for God's sake. This thing there's
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: no fighting it. You can't fight a ball.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: No, you cannot sick. It just rang straight through to
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: my core when you send it. I didn't even open
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: it first, and I went, they've nailed it.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: So and again for anybody listening to us, can you
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: imagine can you imagine a Swiss ball like you know,
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: like your mom has at home. Imagine a Swiss ball
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: fitness ball that's just like pure solid rubber. It's just
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: a massive solid rubber with a gyroscopic motor on it
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: that can ram you at twenty mile an hour in
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: the shins and knees.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: And it himself itself is nineteen stone. So just imagine
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: a nineteen stone midget hitting you at the knees at
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: twenty two miles an hour, all.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Of all of a sudden, all of a sudden. The
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: actions of your government don't seem like something you need
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: to protest about. You're doing a great job, lads, keep
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: it up.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: I don't think you get an option. I just look,
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: I'm not going.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Out on the streets to protest with these things fucking
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: ramming me in the knees. Are you kidding me?
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah? What are you gonna What are you gonna do?
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Start sticking your fingers over it? Like it doesn't need
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: you to behave yourself. It will behave you. Like you
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: put ten of these around it, a group of two
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: hundred people, and it will just in and out, in
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: and out, smash one at a time until until you're done.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: And you can hit it with a hammer, you can
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: stab it, you can set it on fire, and little
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: burn for a long time before it stops. All you've
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: done is made it, made it a flaming bowl.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: So what they've so far, they're saying, Look, they're keeping
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: it because it has a I like, it does have AI.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: This is the thing. It's it isn't just like somebody
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: on a controller. This thing now will be at the
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: cutting edge of what it decides to be, like it
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: decides what a criminal is. So they're giving it free
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: rain to go. No, I don't like you, Dave and
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: just go.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Well, you know you everybody out there was afraid that
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: RoboCop was coming from. No robo ball that's coming for you.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: So they have it as it stands at the minute,
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: of the one working with the police. They won't talk
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: about the one working with the military because they don't
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: have to. The tools included on our tear gas dispensers,
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: lovely smoke bomb launchers, high decibel horns, acoustic crowd dispersal devices,
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: and net shooters capable of close range suspect.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. It fires out like Batman. It fires
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: out nets and things.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: Jerry, what are they like all they're doing, it's just
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: got I swear the gout. That's not dangerous at all
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: to all about this ball. How many fucking grenades do
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: you think you could put into anything that weighs two
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: hundred and sixty nine pounds and just drop them?
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Or even if these things get up they're currently only
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: going like twenty kilometers an hour, get them up to
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: forty and get them to drop those little cow drop
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: stars underneath them. Car tired.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: This is the thing they're saying, Oh, it'll do twenty
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: two miles an hour, Get out of my face. I
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: know a Polish guy who bought what his own e
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: scooter and had the thing rewired by a mate and it.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Does like fifty k now does what it wants at
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: this stage, do you know.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: What I mean? And he's you know, he's up there
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: wearing fifteen stone himself on top of this thing. These
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: lads in China, for sure, they could ramp that thing.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: That thing could do one hundred k. I guarantee you,
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: I guarant fucking to you could. But it's the fact
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: that they, Oh my god, it's the fact that it's
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: just it's a ball. That's it. There is no more
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: improving that, No, that is it, and and it's and
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: it's black as well. So it's just like busy, a
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: bit more menacing.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: All right, just pure menace, pure Star Wars.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: I think, you know, I think actually be more menacing
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: if like, you know, if they went full Asian and
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: had it done like in Hello Kitty colors and a
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: smiley face on it, because you're like, well, we face
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: on it, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, like,
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: because that would actually make it more terrifying that oh
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: it's a kid's character coming at me to kill me.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: Because these things are not being made. I guarantee you
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: they didn't go Can we get something like that would
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: just scare people? Can we do that? Can we drop
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: a few billion on developing something that will just I
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: will say they did have a little bit of crack
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: with it though. There is a sensor in it that
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: when it hits you, it plays real loudspeaker, the sound
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: effect of like ten pin bowling. Just put it hops
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: your meniscus out, you know what? Your The future is
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: scary and I'm okay, well it's gone. Okay, We're you know,
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna I'm not what's that I'm not I'm
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: not fighting. I'm fighting my own ground. Yeah, my own
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: digestive system right now, I'm fighting, so I mean, I
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: I can't. I when I saw it was a ball,
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: I went, there, we go.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: I I was. Everything else was just. But now it's
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: like all you, we're done.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Well, folks. That's a little robot round up for you.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: And I'm not saying that's the robot round up for
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty six, but we said we stick all our
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: robots into one segment, get them out of the way
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: with the weekly what have you. We might dip back
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: into the robot or later on. It's not up to us, Tom,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: It's up to the developers of the robots, don't you know,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Like if they keep making them, we'll talk about them
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: again later in the year. But for now, that's that.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: We got to move on with the show. Because there
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: is indeed those lads, those robotic lads. But we're gonna
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: talk right now about a.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Real flesh and blood man, a real.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Guy, someone that really caught our interest on the internet
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: over the last little while in a segment we.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Call this line, Now, there's that guy you like? So
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: often find this lad.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Every now and then you'll fall across lad Tom and
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: I like a lot of people who are flicking around
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: on flicking around on the streaming services on the TV
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: over the Christmas looking for something to watch, as people
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: tend to be doing while they're you know, half a
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: bottle of Jack Daniels in on four o'clock in the morning,
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: and you're just like, the bed's not calling to me,
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Let's see what they have. And I fell across a
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: movie from twenty twenty one called The Gardener starring Charles Bronson.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: Now, what year is this movie? Major?
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Twenty twenty one, Tom beg of bardon Sorry, sorry, sorry,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five for The Caretaker twenty twenty five. So
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: last year in the Year of Our Lord, twenty twenty five,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: The Caretaker starring going by the thumbnail Charles Bronson.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: Now, I don't know what. I don't want to pick
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: holes in your plot here straight out the gate. But
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: any keen eared listener may or may not know that
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: I could be wrong here. But didn't Charles Bronson die
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: in two thousand and three?
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Well, you see, here's the thing. Just to clarify for
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: all our listeners out there, I'm not talking about Britain's
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: most notorious prisoner, Charles Bronson. He's still in jail. Not
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: starring in movies. I'm talking about Charles Bronson. Once upon
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: a Time in the Way Death Wish, Great Escape, Charles Bronson.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Now, if that catches your eye as to how Charles
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Bronson has come to be in a movie in twenty
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: twenty five, it caught my eye to drunken all this
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: I was. I was like, no, the man's dead twenty
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: years and as Thomas said, there, yes, indeed, Charles Jison
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: did indeed die in two thousand and three at the
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: brave old age of eighty somewhat. So who the fuck
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: is in this movie that I'm looking at in a
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: thumbnail on my screen? Well, who I was looking at,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, after a bit of investigation, was a
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Hungarian stuntman who goes by the stage name of Robert Bronzie,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: who has taken to starring in the lowest of low
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: budget movies you have ever seen in your life. And
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: his one calling card, the one thing he has going
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: in his favorite tom is that he is the spit
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: out of Charles Bronson's mat He.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Do you know sometimes that the things are a little off,
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: You know, when you look at the thing you're like, ah,
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: oh wait, you know, like sometimes you see that, yeah,
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: somebody's ripped off. You know, you're looking at like from
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: a distance, you could see like a nineteen ninety five Mr.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: Two and somebody's put a Ferrari bodykit on and you're like,
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: what is fair? Oh wait a second, what you get
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: that bit closer and like, oh, that's not a Ferrari
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: at all, tall, that's what is that? And that's kind
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: of what it is here with old Robbie Bronsei, because
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: you look and you go oh yeah, oh yeah, and
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: then no, wait a second.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: You it it is. It's not even a second take, Tom,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: It's not even like a second glance. You have to
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: get up close and personal with the gewls of this
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: man's face.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I really see that.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Something's just not quite right. When we say Robert Bronzie
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: born Robert Kovax is a dead ringer for Charles Bronson,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: we mean to say he's such a dead ringer for
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Charles Bronson that this man who has never acted a
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: day in his life was spotted walking around his native
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Hungary by one of his local Hungarian low budget movie
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: directors and the guy just did, like do you remember
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: you remember in ed Wood where he noticed that his doctor,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: you know, it was his dentist, looked like bellies after
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: he died. He's like, wait a second, that's him. This
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: is what happened. Guys, just looking at this chat walking
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: down the street, He's like, Jesus, that looks like Robert
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Charles Bronson? Can you act?
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: No, doesn't matter.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: We're gonna stick you into these low budget movies so
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: that we can at least put your face on the
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: cover of the DVD or the cover of the tombnail.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: And that's enough for us that someone will pause for
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: just a second and out of curiosity click on one
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: of our low budget zless movies just to see if
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: this is indeed the ghost of Charles Bronson.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: Like it, that's the thing it would draw you in
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: because the balls of it. This guy Perez is the
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: direct that spot in him. And he just happily makes
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: B movies. Now B movies. Here's the thing, Jarli. They
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: still cost a few million to quit quid to make
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: like they still like, you're not making these.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: For These things aren't made for nothing.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: They're not like there's there's like this one the Gardener,
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: which is if anybody's wondering, it's like every fucking thing
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: that has a professional name in the title, whether it's
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: fun you know, bekeeper the Mechanic, which I think Charles
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: Bronson was earlier.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Actually we get into it now because now that they
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: have a Charles Bronson, look like they're making all of
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: his movies soundlikes as well.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: That's fucking incredible, Like are they actually going to try
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: and do like the Magnificence of Seven and stuff like
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: that with him? Oh?
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, Tom, They've done it. We've got Charles Bronson starred
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: in Death Wish, Robert Bronsky starred in Death Kiss. No,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at it here. Charles Bronson starred in Once
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Upon a Time in the West, Robert Bronsky star stars
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: in Once Upon a Time in Deadwood. And then we've
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: got stripped off Deadwood as well. Yeah, Bronzon ten to midnight,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Bronzie twelve to midnight. I'm not making this up. This
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: is in front of me here, caught the past nine
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: in the morning, right, what Bronzie like You'd like to
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: think he was in in the joke, but I've watched
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: a couple of interviews.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he seems to like think.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: That he's swinging this on his own merit.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: Do you know they the little Do you know that
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: the best fucking lunatics chair And you know this in
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: the field of entertainment, Like, they can be absolutely shocking
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: pies of shite, But if they have enough fucking people
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: around him, going that's amazing, that's amazing, certain types of
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: people can actually just slip into it. And normally it's
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: people with zero experience in the game are relively low
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: because they don't know what the real Like, the whole
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: of the world will be laughing at this scenario as
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: I am, like, this is fucking amazing, But it's the neck.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: Whatever about this fella? Right, he's going along with it,
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: He's like, all right, Okay, probably thinks he's class, but
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: Ran Perez knows what he's doing.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: He knows what he's saying. And I gotta tell you sometimes, Tom,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: to beat this lad, you have to have a neck
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: like a jockey's bollocks.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, Like Perez is nearly this lad because
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: of what he's done. I'm convincing this fella and then
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: getting back in, getting backing. Oh he's oh, he's selling
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: movies off the past. I mean, would you like to.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Would you like to finance my movie bury him deep, No,
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: it's shit, okay, could to my friend Robert Bronzi, who's
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: going to be on the cover, and everyone's like, oh,
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: hang on a second here, that's I can see money here.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: But like you, like, we joke and laugh about it.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: But I watched the movie one day and I still
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: it still sits in my soul. Has been one of
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: the worst things. And I've seen bad stuff chair in
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: the real world and aunty, but it was a thing
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: with Julia Roberts brother Eric Roberts, right, and it was
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: like some Godzilla character and its like on what it
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: was damn near fucking unwatchable. But himself wanted to watch it.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: He's four years of age gone monsters, but Eric Roberts
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: fan and you knew Eric Roberts wasn't even the room.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, they had Eric Roberts for one.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Day, yeah, all for so and still he was a
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: better actor than everybody. And but he wasn't even in
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: the room. Most of the time he was talking to somebody.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: You knew by it all everything was out of timing. Lights,
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: lighting was wrong. But you're like, somebody fucking back that somebody.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: But here's the thing, Tom and like you know, we'll
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: get into it on some other on some other subject
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: down the line. I'm not being a snob here. I'm
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: not being like, oh, this isn't exactly Oscar material. I'll
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: watch bad movies with the best of them, right, But
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: every now and then you'll sit down and say, well,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: this is a bad movie, but it's gonna be a
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: bit of crack, but an actual fact, it's shocking.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: It's just shit.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just unwatchable. And and I really watched twenty
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: five minutes of The Caretaker. I really wanted it to
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: be like good crack with a Charles Bronson look alike.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: I know it's just dure and it's filmed in some
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: lads carriage. With respect to everybody, I couldn't I couldn't
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: go no deeper into the world.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: It's it's fucking but you know what, though, like you,
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: we can't wrap our heads around it, right because we're
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: so far west in our in our behavior, because we're
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: fairly far down the line. We've got an Oscar, a
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: couple of Oscar winners, do you know what I mean?
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: When it comes to the coating edge, A lot of
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: stuff is filmed here between Troy and and and out
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: in Ardmore Studio studios. You know, so we are kind
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: of up there. But I know a lot of Eastern
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: European leads and they are in another time warp dimension
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: when it comes to entertainment value. Like there was two
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: costs of own lads just going, oh my god, you're mustage.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: It is like, and they were just naming some random
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: bloke that they kept on saying. Let's say, they kept
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: on saying Butch McBride, like who, And they were looking
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: at me, Jerry like I didn't had never heard, Like
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: when Marty McFly said his name is Clint Eastwood and
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: they had never heard of it. That was the same way,
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: Like I was like what they were.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: What are you guys talking about? And not for nothing
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: as well, for for for Eastern European friends out there,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: there's some gimmick. I'm not sure exactly what it is,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: but there's some sort of tax right off gimmick for
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: filming in Prague and filming. Yeah, you know that's why,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Like you know, you'll see a lot of the later days.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Jean Claude Fandam and Steven Sgal and Dolph Lundgren directed
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: video Shit It's all filmed there in Serbia and this
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: kind of crack for whatever they are.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: The New Ireland because we got saw that fucking act
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: into that twenty years ago when we used to go
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: text and we all of us, but this prepay us
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: what you have. It still shoot things like celebrity squares
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: in in like they'll fly in robb Loow, they'll fly
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: in Jimmie Foxx, they'll fly in whoever and do celebrity
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: squares in Wicklow or over Limerick. It is still cheaper
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: than to do it on Paramount Lot.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Sure that's the you know, we're not to get to
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: deepen it, but that TV show Wipeout where they're umping
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: over the balls and all that kind of thing. Yeah,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: it's cheaper than for them to fly out two hundred
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: British layabouts to Brazil and get them to fracture their
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: spines out there and ship them home than it is
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: to inflate four balls in Kensington.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go. So this is what their appreciation
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: to landsaid. When I asked them who they were talking
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: about Jr. They had no like they they were Robert Bronzie.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: This is who they were. Pretty much. I guarantee you
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: they would sit and watch him going the greatest men
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: of all time, tattoo getting tattoos off him and everything
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: like Robert Bronsei, Like, I mean, the only thing is right.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: You say, Okay, well, Robert, you could argue in another
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: another life'stime. You go, oh scandal this right, Yeah, you
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: know he's wrong. But like Charles Bronson, wasn't Charles Bronson either,
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Like Charles Bronson was charged budgeon Ski. Well this is it,
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: Like he was Lithuanian. You know, I had to I
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: had to pull out a.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Little bit and and and see why these men look
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: so like and pale. Robert Bronzie is a Hungarian gentleman,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: and Charles Bronson, as you say yourself, there is of
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Lithuanian descent. So there's only a fourteen hour card drive
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: between them, but they share that sort of I guess
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Eastern European.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: Look, I'm looking at Charles Bronson here right now, and
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: I have hit, I have Bronzie open beside me. And
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: this is no joke. There's a guy I know he's
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: from Lithuania and his Vegas is. I am looking at
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: Vegas right now as the love child between these two men,
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Like it is that hardened, still handsome enough kind of
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: look where you wouldn't go, you know where you think, Okay,
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: he's not your classy he's not he's not Robert Downey Junior,
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: or he's not what's his name, fucking the gorgeous gray
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: haired bastard. What's his Robert fucking ploney? Ploney? Do you know?
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: That almost baby face to the point of like, no, no, And.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: That's what made Charles Bronson, Charles from Shaw look kind
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: of yeah, take no ship, cowboy, kind of gay, and
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: that's he wasn't a handsome one of the magnificent, No,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: no no.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: But at the same time, there is that chisel look
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: where you like, he's a grizzly looking bastard and you
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: could see why they put him in a movie.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: The only thing is, I mean they've tried to remake
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: cars down through the year. Like we we remember how
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: disgusted I was with the new Capri. This is kind
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: of what I'm seeing in the same sense, it's like
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: you should have let the Caprit die where it was,
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: and you should have left Charles Bronson in the grave
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: back in two thousand and three because rooting this led
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: out off the streets. But he wasn't, like I'm going
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: to give you a little bit back, Like he wasn't
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: a complete flute this fella. Like he wasn't plastering a
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: wall outside of fucking shop. And you know, he was
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: a stuntman, horse trainer. He's a martial artist and like
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: so he had kind of been in a few stunt shows.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: He did stunt shows, like do you know, like people
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: people like shooting fucking things and running and riding around
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: horse do barrel runs, you know, the barrel racing and
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: stuff like that. Yeah, a good lad on a horse
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: would have whip and stuff apparently. But I guess that's
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: where I'll tell you.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: What else he was.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Tom, go on, I'll tell you what else he was.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: When he achieved his first taste of direct to video fame,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: he was sixty one years of age. Like, this is
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: not a young lad. He is he is currently, as
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: best as anyone can guess, around about between sixty six
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: and sixty nine years of age. Nobody can pin down
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: exactly what it was. And he showed up fourth around
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: about twenty seventeen. So if you do the sums, he's
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: round about his sixties early sixties when he started so
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: if you want to say, when we say he looks
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: like Charles Bronson, does he look like Magnificent seven Charles
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Bronson or Debt Wish five Charles Bronson, he looks like
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Dead Wish two. Yeah, yeah, nineteen eighty three Charles Bronson
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: kind of thing.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: And there like as there is a look nearly in
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: later Charles Bronson, like where he got he went a
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: little Asian, do you know what I mean? There was
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: a touch of it.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when the fucking hair died of his head, Yeah, like.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: There was almost, but maybe that was the look of
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: the time, you know, like martial arts were big, you
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: know what I mean? The hair was as black as
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: a fucking as it.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Could be jet black, and I wouldn't even would Tom,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: you're a mustache man, What would you call that mustache?
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: I don't know. It's just kind of a.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like a it's kind of like a
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: half handled bar.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's stripping off the sides, but.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: With a with a bear septum.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's no real septum
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: bit in the middle. I don't know what. I don't
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: know names of mustaches or whatever, but.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: It's well, it's the bronze. And now as to what
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: it is, yeah, it's and like we have not we
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: don't have much more to say about this man, ladies
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, other than you got to see a pictureless
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: son of a bitch. It is Charles Bronson. I don't
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: know by DNA.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: I'm looking at a clip here, a thumbnail from Escape
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: from Death Block thirteen, which just came out in twenty
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: twenty five. And as without the mustacheuer, take the mustache
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: off him. He's starting to fade awa from less like
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: Charles Bronson and more like you know that ourl one
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: that holds up the Q.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm going to tell you.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: It turned into a bit of an owl one, like
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know what, I'll tell you.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Exactly what it is. Right, do you remember in Jurassic
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Park when they could have all the DNA the dinosaur
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: but they didn't have it. Also they had to add
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: in random DNA and adding a bit of frog. Yeah right, yeah, yeah,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: this is like if they tried to clone Charles Bronson
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: but they only had like ninety five percent Charles Bronson DNA,
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: so they had to add in five percent. John Russia,
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: you have.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: Fucking nail jets who I'm looking at, because John Russia
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: always looked like an owl one an owl native American
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: woman or something. To me. I was like, oh, there
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: you go, miss, I'm so happy with that.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Mister Robert Bronsie not coming to the Marvel Cinematic Universe
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: anytime soon, but god damn a.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: Fucking balls on him and the Perez guy that's driving
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: him around like fair fox stare.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: I tell you, Perez, keep an eye out for six
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: more lads, and you've got to remake on your hands,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: all right?
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: Could we shape ourselves to look like anybody? I could
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: do a I don't know. Could I be a Leave
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: Marvin Leave Marvin's in the Magnificent Seven? He was, of course, yeah,
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: I could do Leave Lee Marvin. Could I I've got
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: a kind of buddy, a fucked up kind of look.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: I could do it. If fucking Robert Bronsey can pull
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: off being fucking Charles Bronson, then yeah.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: You know I'm over here.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna you go with Lee Marvin. I'm gonna be
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: Brad Dexter, I'm gonna be.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Anyway. Listen, that's it, Charles Bronson, Robert Bronzie, how about
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: you but we do, of course, how how amazing our
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: our lives, Tom, that we've lived long enough to see
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Charles Bronson come back, his double come back, right, because
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: we remember the original Charles Bronson in Death, which which
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: was always on I t V. I was never let
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: watch it because it is just pure mortar from one
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: ended but to the next. As we've mentioned several times
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: on the show before, me and Tom ain't young people.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Both in our forties, we've seen a lot of shit
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: come and a lot of shit go. And we go
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: over some of the things we remember in the final
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: assignment of our show called We Remember When when I was.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: A young lad twenty or thirty or forty years ago.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: There's plenty of stuff to be remembered, but I tell
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: you some things just bring a fun that don't tell
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: you everything now and then it's just we're still a
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: little seasonal, Tom. It's still winter, and it's fucking is
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: it is winter out there, and it was.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Winter this week. By the time you listen to this episode,
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, there might be snow.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: There, and there seemed to be always something came up
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: the other day because fucking people walking late at night
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: with no hi visit, and especially in the countryside here man,
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: because people are clipping and big cars, like you're going, motherfucker.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: There's a guy's guy at the gate the other evening
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: he was like, I just stepped out onto the road.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: He was fucking keeping he was hunting sheeps some which way.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: My mother fucking rind near his skin, this fucker. And
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: I remember, I remember when they gave us like armbands
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: and San Brown belts in the eighties in reflective San
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: Brown belts to wear in the eighties are the ones
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: that go across your shoulder and then across and they
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: gave us those to wear out on the fucking road
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: and there was practically no cars on the road. I'm thinking, oh, yeah,
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: that was a that was a thing. That was that
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: was the thing. And then because it comes up for
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: me a lot because my wife grew up very differently
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: to me. She was in action movies back in the eighties.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: She grew up very different where you were all right, like,
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean, you didn't death, didn't what
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: didn't skin yet every fucking day of the week, like
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: you have to go looking for death. Where she grew up,
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean. In leafy South Dublin like suburbs,
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: like you didn't go it wasn't staring you in the
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: face of every fucking hands turned like it wasn't our childhood.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: So I do. I point at hills now that I
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: literally grew up around, going Yeah. Soon as snowul hit
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: that motherfucker, we were gone, gone, gone, we were gone.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Like we say, folks, there is snow in the sky
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: above us here as we record on Monday night, and
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: it might be on the ground by the time this
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: hits you on Thursday morning. It was so cold at
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: the weekend there that there was enough frost on the
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: ground that when I got out early in the morning
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: with the kids, I tugged them sledding Tom, And as
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Tom was saying, there, now, it puts us back to
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: mind the sledding as young fellas, because I took my
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: kids sledding on sleds that I bought in Argos, all right,
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: pe bought them for ten years a piece, plastic sleds,
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: real sleds, Tom, real sleds, genuine real You go to
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: America for um, like so again, you didn't have to
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: go to America for them. Nope, no, no, I'll tell
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: you I remember I bought two plastic sleds for ten
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: years apiece in Argos when we still had argost in
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: this country. And I bought them on a hot August afternoon.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: That's the time to buy him. That's when they had pride.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: That's when the start, buddy.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: I often I remember the go for your gun from
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: the war on. What was the one was that the
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: great outdoors was the one with Chevy Chase. And he
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: polished up like that vacation Christmas vacation.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: I thought it was the great outdoors, but obviously might
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: be great outdoors as well. But and he polished to
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: live and ship out of that disc that concave, that
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: kind of convex disc and just sat on it. And
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: I thought that was something that he made for they
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: made for the movie. Turns out they were a team.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Oh no, that's a thing.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the thing.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: But that's do you know what I'm going to tell you, Tom.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: When we were when we were small, we remember when.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: You looked at people with actual plastic sleds and discs
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: and all this.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Kind of thing, and that was beyond.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: It was a sign of absolute opulence and wealth. It
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: was like looking at a Saudi prince walking with his
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: cheetah and sitting into his Rose Royce phantom.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Thinking we weren't even thinking imagine owning one of them all.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: We don't think living in a country that had shops
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: that sold them.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: That's exactly it. Like we like much like the castoone
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: fellas talking telling me about Bride the big men in
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: in Gospeble, Like those lads sometimes mention things to me.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: I'm like, ah I have in p three plur I'm like,
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: the fuck.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: All right, goot a fortnight ago.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: But it's the same thing where we could not wrap
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: our heads around. It just wasn't even there to be wrapped.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: You just look at it exactly. You weren all of it.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: But there's no way you could conceive how you get
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: your hands on one. So what you would do?
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: That being said Tom, we managed when there was snow
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: on the ground. We find ourselves a swift way from
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: getting from the top of the hill to the bottom.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: Well, necessity is the mother of eventually, I'm telling you.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: And when you live in agriculturally I suppose heavy areas,
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: there's only a handful of things you can really use
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: without getting a ballockin because most things are needed, Yes,
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: that's the thing, you take it thing, I need that.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: But one thing that is fucking large supply, at least
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: it was anyway, was I five branded, ten, ten twenty bags,
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: which a handful of listeners will go, ah, some listeners
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: will go, I have no fucking idea ideas it would
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: have been a twenty to twenty five kilo bag of fertilizer,
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: little tiny the balls that are spread over the field,
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: high in nitrogen to bring grass up through said field.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: But these bags, loads will be left over. They're they're
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: the height of a coal bag, so as a child,
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: they come up to your waist the finest or at
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: least as good as you need it. And when you
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: say plastic bags like these were thick, oh not even
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: even the ones nowadays. I pick them up and you
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: can feel the ball things through them. I'm like, oh man,
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: this stuff. Back in the day, they totally overuse them out.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: Now they've gotten it down to the minimal.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: If they could give you less without them repping the wood.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: The bare minimum of thickness of plastic back in the day,
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: this plastic, I guarantee it. Anybody who hasn't recycled burnt
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: or buried those bags. If they're knocking about, they're in
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: perfect condition.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: Never move because they know these things are like as
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: thick as a welly boot, I dare say, like you.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: Often see and still to this day you'd see it
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: and people even of urban environments, you might see it
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: in the country shop where turf is being sold. The
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: turf guys ain't going buy out buying bags. They just
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: reuse these bags. And they're white. Typically they'll have purple
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: maybe or green depending on whatever, or red writing on
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: it depending on what caliber and gear they're going to
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: spreading on the field. But these bags would be knocking
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: about and it was no better yolk, I mean better
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: than in one of those sleds. If you want, you
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: could literally roll this up or fold it up, put
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: it in your pocket and take it.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: And that's what I want to talk to you about, Tom,
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: That's what I want to talk about. We didn't understand
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: much in the country, but we understood the bare basics
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: of physics and gravity and gravity. Yeah, so we understood
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: the gravity. You take it to the bottom of a
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: hill when there's snow on it, and all you needed
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: was something slippy to go on it. And what better
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: than one of these fier about.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: It's Newton's law. Just reduced, reduce the friction, increase the weight,
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: and uh turn up the fucking gravity and.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Away you go. I always found you have to go
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: down the hill a couple of times on the same
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: track to sort of wear a track into the ground.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: Well, you see, this is the thing. You're getting tusky
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: grass around winter early, you know, like January you get snow,
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: February you might get snow. And the grass at that
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: stage isn't the smoothly cut grass that you find in
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: August or September. Our tusks have grown, so they'll blow,
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: they'll bust the arson fucking legs off you the force
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: few spins. But once you push all that grass down
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: down the hill, you can you've now created yourself a
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: slipping slide like like like a loosee run. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: you've create your own arscroove the whole way.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Down a lot. I remember times Tom where I sort
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: of like for the first couple of.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: Runs I sort of had to drag myself with my
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: heels down the hill.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you scooch, it's you scooch down the hill first
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: and one hundred yards is a long fucking way to
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: scooch on. Mattallia, Well, it.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: Is, and you the loots you would need nowadays to
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: be able to do that. I mean, we both have
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: stitches even just thinking about it. But let's go.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: Once you had your lose run done, the next one
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: was much easier.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: But we need to explain the dynamics of what you
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: actually do here, Jared, like, you're all we've done is
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: scooched and we brought a bag up, Like, what do
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: we don't what do we don't tell these fine folk
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: exactly what the heck we were doing with this bag
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: when we got to the top the bag.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: The bag was the sled. I'm sorry.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: If we'd glossed over that every now and then we'll
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: find ourselves not explaining things to people.
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I mean.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Like, that's fairly self explanatory. But I have a question
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: for you, Tom, one very simple question. Did you put
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: anything in your bag?
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: No?
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: And I've heard of this before, I didn't. I Like,
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: typically I would, I would be fairly staunching the way
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: I would have the bag. So these bags when you'd
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: when they got cut by a knife at the top.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: They would be cut at the top, but you can't
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: cut it bang on the top. Like if you think
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: about a cold bag, it has a scene where two
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: pieces come together, So you would cut across let's say,
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: just an inch down from the front of the bag.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: So you're now left with a big old flap. Yes,
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: some lads for some reason would have the flap further
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: under their ours. I always prefer to have the flap
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: as nearly a little handle for yourself. Yeah, yeah, I
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: just saw some lads just went freeball, hands up in
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: the air, just going like maniacs. But they would that
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: they'd invariably there's no steering ability then.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Like, so none for what there was to be in with.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: But I will say, though I don't know whether it
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: was for cushioning or comfort or just not having your
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: bare boney arse on the ground. We would fill the.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: Bags with straw, do you know? You see they're in
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: That is the evolution, that's it. That's soft handed moning,
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: maybe it is, but it's an involved mindset that now
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: makes perfect sense to me now that you've said it.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: But then the bony arts, fucking hardened, fucking Tipperary fuckers
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: like we weren't long gone.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: From the forest. All. I'll say, Thomas, you must take
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: into account that our soil is stonier and grayer than
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: you were. Free.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: Well, ours were our fucking hills.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: You needed suspension.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: Our heels were still full of fucking rebels that were
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: still running the fucking free status like you fucking joke.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: We had to duck from ak fucking shots for Christ's sake.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: But but but yes we would, we would. What I
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: would do is, rather than have it as a same
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: I would sort of catch the whole neck and Philip
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: was wrong. And then I would catch the whole neck
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: in the bag, as I would call it, and you
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: can kind of hold it like the neck of a balloon.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: So it was like all bunched in my two hands,
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: like I was riding a broomstick. And then I would
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: lean back and let a rip potato chip.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: Hold your horses, Hold your horses. Now, this is I
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: think we just stumbled onto some This is some two
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: parts of amazing Dixon line going in totally different directions. Here,
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: did you hobby horse stet down the fucking down the hill?
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: No, it was like sitting on a pillow. It wasn't
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: like I was It wasn't so stuffed with straw that
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: it was full. It was just like the bare minimum
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: of Okay, so we sleeping bagged that thing down the hill.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: Oh you sleeping bag? No, you put your feet in
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: the bag.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Oh how long a second here?
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: Now this is very fucking interesting.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Oh hang on, Yeah, I don't want to start a round.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: I mean, you still got good speed because you're just plastic.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: Where was your Your arse was in the bag. Your
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: arse was in the bag, in the bag, so you
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: bunch your little knees upright, You took that. You get
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: as much of the bag up past your arse as
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: you possibly can. Yeah, and once you get once you
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: get forward velocity going that bag ain't coming forward. It
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: is going backwards and covering more of your ars as
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: you're sliding. So you are just That's why I was saying,
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: you need next to nothing. You can fold the bag up,
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: put it in your pocket, and up the hills you go.
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: Nobody knows what you're up to. You're just going for
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: a leisurely stroll. But as soon as you get to
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: the top of the hill, out with your bag, legs
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: in and jump down onto the ground. For all your
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: word and rock it down that fucking hill for everything
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: you can do. So you got into the bag, got
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: into the badger. Yeah, so you you filled it up
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: like like a Lolo ball. Will say you filled it
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: up like a lola the bouncy bouncy Lola balls. But
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: you allowed it to kind of flap behind the.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Pillow, a pillow of of of straw.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: So you hooked it up like a witch's brot on
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: the whole lass.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: Bag on the bat.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: How did you control that? Not? Well, tom oh no,
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: I couldn't imagine controlling that thing at all, because I
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: know you can.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Find yourself spinning round and going backwards and tumbling. Oh no,
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: never never, but never done on us to put our
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: fucking whole selves in the bag.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, put you dive into the bag. You'd put it
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: and there was there was big bags too you could
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: get like there was big long bags like that. I
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: think they're shortening only had the bags. No, these were
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: there was big bags you could get that would actually
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: come up to your waist like there was big ones
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: if you were looking.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: So you got into it like you're in the in
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: the sack race in the sackrisce.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: But you you would swam a standing start, you would
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: literally jump up into the land only straight down on
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: your arse and then gone down the hill and you're
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: just rocketing to hope and your fucking feet will stop
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: something when you hit when you get to the bottom.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: But invariably you would hit a stump of some fucking
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: thing and go flying head over tits. Yeah, I suppose
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: that's just how you were raised, isn't it. That's very
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: interesting when you we said the same implement, but we
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: went two completely different routes.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: That's mad. I'll tell you one thing. I'll tell you
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: what was the Rolls Royce of the nineteen eighties downhills
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: led raising Tomina. I never had the pleasure myself a
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: little bit later in life, and I reckon gravity wasn't
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: doing me any favors at the time. Was the car bonnit?
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna tay this.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: This was the stuff of lore that some other kids
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: in class, like you know.
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: And it was the eighties.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: It was the countryside. Most houses had a scrap car
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: out the back, and we were several Now we didn't
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: we any car. We had. We were like a one
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: car house. When one dayed it got dragged off and
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: another one came up. So I never had a carbonet
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: just kicking around the place, but I had heard legendary
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: tales about a carbonet going down the hill, because what
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: can you do with a carbonet load? Six kids, aren't them?
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's what we did. It was a feat,
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: I will remember till the day I die. It was
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: a yellow feat one four seven, which is a seriously
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: collector's item nowadays. I think there was a GT version
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: as well. They're a cool kind of boxy shaped yeah,
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: two seater, you know what I mean. But it had
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: a bonnet. Let's say, let's say the bonnet was five
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: and a half foot wide, six foot wide. It had
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: maybe four foot but it had enough of a front scoop,
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: because some bonnets would stop short, but this had enough
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: of a bend back, shall we say, to make a
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: toboggan of it. And we there was enough. Like every bonnet,
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: they've got a kind of a skeletal fucking framing on
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: the inside, so you had enough holes to choose from
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: to stick a rope in. So so the three or
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: four of us would take it up on our on
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: our heads. I mean, imagine looking up the hill and
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: seeing four young folous walking with a bonnet on their
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: fucking there's only one thing they're going doing with it, like,
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: but nobody seem to pay any attention. But we would
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: go up to the hill with this thing, and yeah,
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: same story, pick a hill, pick a route. We kind
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: of come up with a plan that if we're going,
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: you know, the two lads in the middle would lean forward,
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: the two lads on the sides would try and keep
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: it as steady as they could. And it worked sixty
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: percent of the time, you know, And I mean you
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: got speed, you got speed, You got fucking speed on
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: this thing.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: I tried it later in life, tom as as I
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: remembered now, I didn't try it with the bonnet of
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: a car. I tried it with the at the door
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: of a car.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: And that wasn't it, did you know? It just wasn't it.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: The windows up or down there, and and and it.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Just sort of fucking sat there going nowhere. Bollocks to this.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: No, I could be I could be wrong in the feet,
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: I could be wrong, but I'm nearly sure one four seven.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: It could have been something else, but I'm nearly sure
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: it was a yellow or yellow or green bonnet with
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: another bend forward on it. That we're able to get,
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: but like we got a fuck up coming off that thing,
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: like oh god, because I.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Mean, but here's the other, here's the other thing. That
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: what you needed for all this, Tom, what they are
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: going down on a manure bag or a car bonnet
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: or anything. We'd love to hear the comments of what
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: you went down a hill in? What you needed was
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: a hill, Tom. And around where I was sad to say,
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: we never really had like a real good hill. We
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: get a couple of hills that you'd certainly go down,
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: but fifty sixty yards maybe tops, not a very very
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: steep gradient, but just enough that it would get you
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: from the top to the bottom. And it would be
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: a bit of crack. And the more you did it,
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: the further you'd go because the grass would get slicker,
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: you'd go even further every time. Did you have a
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: good hill time?
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: Do you know what we did? We didn't jer like
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: to go like a long run hill. You ain't catching
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: great speed. That's the thing around here too. It's big
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: agrie land around here. So like had we weear with
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: all we have plenty of mountains, we could have gone
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: up and died. Do you know what I mean? With
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: the velocity you would have gotten coming off them things.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: But we had a couple of short front hills that
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: you get one hundred meters out of it, and I
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: mean one hundred meters at fucking seven years of age.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: Is all you really want? All you need, buddy, because
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: it doesn't you know, like the children nowadays will watch
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: Frozen nine hundred times. Yes, well, keeping in the team
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: of Frozen. Your fingers could be falling off with the pain,
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: but they're roaring and laughing. You would do with your mates.
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter. You're going back up that fucking tiny
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: hill fire fucking times. It doesn't matter because you're just gone.
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: If I've got it's better nearly to have a shorter
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: sleeper hill because you can do it more times.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Because you can do it more times, remember you have
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: to go all the way back up.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: To that's that's the thing when you're dragging the fucking
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: a yoke or I mean, that's why the bags became
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: very popular because there was like this fucking but that's
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: a great idea, but like until you have to haul
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: it back up a hill, like you can see the
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: merits of a stairlift in these ski skier it's like, okay, Yeah.
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: Hence I still to this day think I remember, I've
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: been skiing maybe ten times, and not one person did
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: I ever meet that I'd ever done the fucking the
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: If I ten ten twenty bags never had done anything,
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: like a few guys actually talked about sledding, it's like,
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: oh fuck off.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Honestly, Tom, I wouldn't trust You're not going to get
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: too deep into it now because we're closing the finish here.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: If I ever went to a ski resort, I just
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: want to go down in.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: The sled to be honest, you know full well, if
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: you've got the ski resort, you go. I'm wonder if
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: they're fucking co op there here and just entailed the
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: bag of fertilizer.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Just just give me a bag of fertilizer and a
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: bit of twine and that'll do me, because I gotta
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: tell you, I'm not gonna trust myself on two skis
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: and my legs and my ship ankles.
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: To be fair, you're ninety nine percent of the time
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: skiing is absolutely fine. The only thing you have to
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: watch out for skiing is fat, unathletic English people. And
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: that's the one thing they will they will cut across
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: the hill like the most awkward fucking do you know
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: that you know? And in like you look in a
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: group of animals like a bunch of fucking ducks, and
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: everyone with his beacon upside down, who's just banging it
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: to everybody there's that fucking absolute Derek will come fly
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: and blow out like three people's fucking a c LS.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: You're like, scan was fine up until you showed up.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: You digead.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: We nearly got through a whole episode without a swing
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: at the English time, right, I did it for you.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: I did it for you. I did it for you.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: But listen, we want to hear you know we've got
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: controversial methods over the ten times twenty bags here going
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: down hills. We want to talk to anybody probably going
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: to be the culture's here who can be team Tom
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: or team Jerry on how he went down Double n
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you did when it was snowy.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: I'm sure I'm sure there was like it's I mean,
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: if you bust out went up the hills, maybe you
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: were you had a snowboard or something like that they
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: maybe used in iron board.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: Who say, well, we wouldn't mind We wouldn't mind hearing
• 59:03
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• 59:06
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• 59:14
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• 59:19
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• 59:21
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• 59:58
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