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- 0:21Speaker 2: Heather Macdonald Has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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- 0:33Speaker 3: She talks Hollywood tales, her real life Mr.
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- 0:46Speaker 3: Woo woo.
- 0:47Speaker 2: Hannah McDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
- 0:54Speaker 2: Great show today. I have Chris coming in a little bit,
- 0:57Speaker 2: but such exciting news, you guys. Viva Las Vegas. That's right, everyone.
- 1:04Speaker 2: I'm coming back to Las Vegas for another live Juicy Scoop.
- 1:08Speaker 2: I know many of you were crying when you missed
- 1:10Speaker 2: this last time, and I've got such a good one.
- 1:12Speaker 2: It's May 27th at the beautiful Venetian, same place I
- 1:16Speaker 2: did it last time at the Summit Room, which I love.
- 1:18Speaker 2: It's a great intimate room. A live Juicy Scoop. with
- 1:22Speaker 2: Chris Frangiola, Justin Martindale, and Spencer Pratt. And with Spencer,
- 1:27Speaker 2: we are going to get into the Hollywood conspiracy and
- 1:30Speaker 2: Illuminati theories that you have been asking for. That's why
- 1:33Speaker 2: we have to do it in a live, intimate setting
- 1:37Speaker 2: and not on the regular podcast. That is May 27th,
- 1:41Speaker 2: and you go to heathermcdonald.net for those tickets. There is
- 1:45Speaker 2: a meet-and-greet option very intimate meet and greet option, not
- 1:50Speaker 2: a lot of tickets, and it is an add-on. So
- 1:52Speaker 2: when you go to buy my tickets to this show
- 1:55Speaker 2: and you want to meet me, you get the meet
- 1:57Speaker 2: and greet add-on there. Now, the next great show, want
- 2:02Speaker 2: to plan another trip, you go to Vegas May 27th,
- 2:05Speaker 2: then for an entirely different show, which will be including
- 2:08Speaker 2: stand-up and some live Juicy Scoop, I've got First Frangiole
- 2:13Speaker 2: And Justin Martindale and myself in San Diego at Humphreys
- 2:18Speaker 2: by the Bay concert series on Saturday, June 24th. This
- 2:23Speaker 2: is so exciting. Again, you go to heathermcdonald.net and there
- 2:27Speaker 2: are a couple packages that you can do. There is
- 2:30Speaker 2: only a handful of premium seats left that include the
- 2:34Speaker 2: VIP meet and greet. That's the package. Also, there are
- 2:38Speaker 2: dinner packages and ones that include hotel rooms. for some
- 2:41Speaker 2: of the best seats. So you go there, you can
- 2:44Speaker 2: go through the filter on the ticket link to pick
- 2:47Speaker 2: out what exactly you want. Remember you go to heathermcdonald.net
- 2:52Speaker 2: for those tickets. Don't Google it. Don't search any other
- 2:55Speaker 2: way because this is the correct link that will get
- 2:58Speaker 2: you the best deals and the best packages. And I
- 3:01Speaker 2: want you guys to get those tickets, plan your trip
- 3:04Speaker 2: and have the best time ever. So everything heathermcdonald.net. Oh, also, um,
- 3:10Speaker 2: What a week I've had, obviously, been following Juicy Scoop.
- 3:14Speaker 2: And I talk about it with Chris, but I also
- 3:17Speaker 2: just want to say that I've read so many of
- 3:21Speaker 2: your comments and I really, really appreciate it all. And
- 3:25Speaker 2: of course, when I talk about this personal stuff, it
- 3:28Speaker 2: is on my extra juicy Patreon. Again, you go to heathermcdolland.net.
- 3:34Speaker 2: If you've not been part of this yet, You have
- 3:36Speaker 2: two ways of listening to my extra juicy content, which
- 3:41Speaker 2: comes out every Friday. You can do it through your Apple.
- 3:44Speaker 2: You can click on there, or you can go do
- 3:47Speaker 2: it through the Patreon. So you have two choices, but
- 3:51Speaker 2: the content will be there and the show that I'll
- 3:53Speaker 2: put out Friday, you can listen at either place. And
- 3:57Speaker 2: I've discovered a lot of things with what you guys
- 4:00Speaker 2: have sent to me. I've discovered stuff about myself. in
- 4:03Speaker 2: the saga of what went down last weekend. So this
- 4:06Speaker 2: will be a follow-up to the craziest last six days
- 4:10Speaker 2: of my life. And I'm going to do it there,
- 4:15Speaker 2: but we have a packed juicy show. But first I
- 4:17Speaker 2: want to say Real Housewives of New Jersey. I watched
- 4:20Speaker 2: that last night and honestly, I couldn't get through it.
- 4:25Speaker 2: It's too much with the guys. They go to the,
- 4:27Speaker 2: it's like, what is this Jersey shore 2.0? Like what
- 4:30Speaker 2: is going on? They, I feel like the guys are
- 4:32Speaker 2: too big of it. They all get so drunk. And
- 4:34Speaker 2: by the way, I don't know if they're like uncomfortable
- 4:37Speaker 2: to be on TV or if they really like to booze,
- 4:39Speaker 2: but I have never been at a party. And I
- 4:41Speaker 2: know some boozers that are my age that start with
- 4:44Speaker 2: shots and keep doing shots all the time. Like maybe
- 4:49Speaker 2: you're going to have seven margaritas or six glasses of wine,
- 4:52Speaker 2: but who starts the night out with a shot? It's
- 4:54Speaker 2: very weird. Anyways, they get really wasted. And then this
- 4:57Speaker 2: article came out from page six. in which they tease
- 5:00Speaker 2: for next week about another issue involving Joe Gorga and
- 5:05Speaker 2: his sister, Teresa. Teresa's fiance, now husband, Louis, there's something
- 5:12Speaker 2: that goes on with the business thing. And Teresa says
- 5:15Speaker 2: there was like $ 250, 000 lost with this business deal. I
- 5:19Speaker 2: had talked about this at my live show, which I
- 5:21Speaker 2: had heard, and they allude to it a little bit,
- 5:24Speaker 2: that it's going to come out about this pizza oven.
- 5:28Speaker 2: And- Joe, from my understanding, from what I've heard from
- 5:33Speaker 2: people around, so this is just a legend info, Joe
- 5:37Speaker 2: Gorga had this idea, which I think is a pretty
- 5:39Speaker 2: good idea, which is you get this little pizza oven
- 5:44Speaker 2: and you have it in your home like you would
- 5:46Speaker 2: like an air fryer or something. And then you join
- 5:49Speaker 2: like a subscription thing where every month or every couple
- 5:52Speaker 2: of weeks, you can get fresh Italian ingredients to make
- 5:56Speaker 2: your own pizza.
- 5:58Speaker 3: And.
- 5:59Speaker 2: He had this great idea and I think Louie was
- 6:01Speaker 2: kind of a business guy and just like he kind
- 6:04Speaker 2: of love bombed Teresa, love, love, love, love bubble. I
- 6:08Speaker 2: think he kind of did that with investments enticing to
- 6:13Speaker 2: do business with Joe. So I think at first there
- 6:15Speaker 2: was a love between them. We're going to do, this
- 6:17Speaker 2: is a great idea, Joe Gorga. I've got all these
- 6:20Speaker 2: guys and that can help invest. And I think something
- 6:24Speaker 2: happened either He ended up taking the idea completely and
- 6:28Speaker 2: leaving Joe out or he really didn't have the investors.
- 6:31Speaker 2: I don't know. Hopefully we'll hear more. But that is
- 6:35Speaker 2: a lot more interesting to me than this party that
- 6:37Speaker 2: went on all last night that I fell asleep during. So,
- 6:41Speaker 2: you know, but oh, but my friend said, you know,
- 6:45Speaker 2: it kind of reminds me of the George Foreman Grill.
- 6:48Speaker 2: Do you guys remember the George? So George Foreman back
- 6:52Speaker 2: when like, you know, this was like the 1-800 numbers.
- 6:54Speaker 2: He had this grill that you could like cook a
- 6:56Speaker 2: little thing. And apparently there's a movie coming out about it.
- 7:00Speaker 2: And apparently they had first offered it to Hulk Hogan
- 7:03Speaker 2: and Hulk Hogan never called back the number. Like they're like,
- 7:07Speaker 2: we have this product we think you'd do great with.
- 7:09Speaker 2: So George Foreman then went with the grill and he
- 7:12Speaker 2: became a multi-multi-millionaire, whatever, overselling this grill. you kind of
- 7:18Speaker 2: wonder like, does anyone still have that grill? Do you
- 7:19Speaker 2: still cook it? Like things always just become such a fat,
- 7:21Speaker 2: fat anyway. Um, so who knows, maybe, maybe this will
- 7:26Speaker 2: spark it. Maybe Joe Gore get this idea going again.
- 7:30Speaker 2: Cause it does sound like kind of a good idea,
- 7:32Speaker 2: but I do think these things are very hard to
- 7:35Speaker 2: get going if it's not your business and you don't
- 7:38Speaker 2: have the right person to lead you. Um, you know,
- 7:42Speaker 2: as far as fulfillment and subscription and QVC or whatever. So, um,
- 7:48Speaker 2: So it's not just about the wedding. It might be
- 7:51Speaker 2: about the pizza. It's not about the pasta. It might
- 7:53Speaker 2: be about the pizza. Oh, and Vanderpump. We're going to
- 7:57Speaker 2: get into all of it. So here is Chris Vangela.
- 8:03Speaker 2: You know, sometimes it's not about the pasta. It might
- 8:05Speaker 2: just be about the pizza. Speaking of Vanderpump, there is
- 8:09Speaker 2: a rumor going around. that I've seen in all these
- 8:12Speaker 2: different blogs that, because you're going to see on the
- 8:16Speaker 2: Vanderpump's upcoming episode, them alluding that Tom Sandoval and Ariana
- 8:20Speaker 2: had an open relationship and did, in fact, they invite
- 8:23Speaker 2: Raquel into their bed, have a threesome, much like Megan
- 8:27Speaker 2: King Edmonds did with her husband, invited a girl who
- 8:31Speaker 2: now is his wife. So she invited, hi, friend, come over.
- 8:36Speaker 2: Four years later, they're divorced. The friend is married to him.
- 8:39Speaker 2: Did that happen with Raquel, Ariana, and Sandoval? In my
- 8:44Speaker 2: research of asking the girls and figuring, I do not
- 8:49Speaker 2: believe that's true. They said that's not true. So this
- 8:52Speaker 2: is a rumor that's going around. I've seen it on
- 8:54Speaker 2: the Demois and all this other stuff. I do not
- 8:56Speaker 2: believe that there was any kind of threesome with Ariana, Raquel,
- 9:01Speaker 2: and Sandoval. That is my opinion based on the research
- 9:04Speaker 2: I have done. Because if that was true, I think
- 9:07Speaker 2: that would really change perspective of all of this because
- 9:12Speaker 2: it's like, oh my God, then you can't be that surprised.
- 9:15Speaker 2: And are you at all a little bit guilty if
- 9:18Speaker 2: you bring in a threesome and they end up together
- 9:20Speaker 2: and how awkward that would be? No. Oh, and I
- 9:23Speaker 2: also saw such a crazy meme of like when they
- 9:27Speaker 2: list their house in Valley Village when Tom and Ariana,
- 9:30Speaker 2: and they showed a realtor with like a little, you know,
- 9:34Speaker 2: writing of what she was saying where she's like, and
- 9:37Speaker 2: this is the room where Tom pretended to be bringing
- 9:41Speaker 2: Raquel water at four in the morning. So I do
- 9:45Speaker 2: think that is kind of interesting as a realtor to
- 9:48Speaker 2: show a house, you know, like especially when it's a
- 9:50Speaker 2: famous house and a house that's been filmed in a
- 9:51Speaker 2: house that has stories that we've all heard. Also, Raquel
- 9:55Speaker 2: has made it clear on her Instagram story. She just
- 9:57Speaker 2: wrote very simply, yes, I will be attending the reunion
- 10:01Speaker 2: tomorrow in person. So this was yesterday. So they must
- 10:07Speaker 2: be filming. I'm recording this on Wednesday mid-morning. So this
- 10:11Speaker 2: will be as we speak. They are, she is in person.
- 10:16Speaker 2: So juicy, juicy. Here we go. And now it's your fave,
- 10:21Speaker 2: Chris Frangiola. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. You guys, honestly,
- 10:25Speaker 2: you don't deserve this week. You had Sarah on Tuesday
- 10:27Speaker 2: and now you have the man, Chris Frangiola.
- 10:31Speaker 3: Very exciting. Excited to be here. So much drama going
- 10:35Speaker 3: on in the Juicy Scoop world.
- 10:37Speaker 2: Now, tell me, like, as a friend who's, you know,
- 10:41Speaker 2: I know people will probably DM you, let you know,
- 10:44Speaker 2: I didn't call you and cry. Yes. I knew you'd
- 10:46Speaker 2: come and be my friend.
- 10:48Speaker 3: Yes.
- 10:49Speaker 4: Always.
- 10:49Speaker 3: I'll always be there for you.
- 10:52Speaker 2: What is your knowledge and what do you hear and stuff?
- 10:54Speaker 3: Okay. Now, I'll tell you what I know. I started
- 10:57Speaker 3: getting some DMs from people. Now, let me just say
- 11:00Speaker 3: this about myself. I had to deal with this many
- 11:03Speaker 3: years ago with Chelsea Handler. Right. I have much more
- 11:06Speaker 3: successful friends than myself, and a lot of times people
- 11:08Speaker 3: use me as a conduit To my successful friends.
- 11:12Speaker 5: Okay.
- 11:12Speaker 3: For years, you had to go with it too. Chelsea,
- 11:15Speaker 3: get Chelsea handle of this. Get Chelsea handle of that.
- 11:17Speaker 3: So now it's you.
- 11:19Speaker 5: Okay.
- 11:19Speaker 3: And fortune too sometimes. Can you give fortune this? Can
- 11:22Speaker 3: you give Heather this? So it was a lot of
- 11:24Speaker 3: give Heather my love. Tell her we love her. She's
- 11:27Speaker 3: the greatest. We love her. I was like, what's happening?
- 11:30Speaker 3: I thought you went into rehab. I didn't know. I
- 11:32Speaker 3: thought it was something really good.
- 11:34Speaker 2: I thought I fell again on my head.
- 11:36Speaker 3: I thought it was like, Oh my God, what do
- 11:38Speaker 3: we got? But anyway, it turns out, so I don't
- 11:41Speaker 3: know any of the players in this. I'm not familiar
- 11:43Speaker 3: with Jeff Lewis's podcast or radio show. So I don't
- 11:47Speaker 3: know anything about it. Other than it happened in, palm.
- 11:52Speaker 2: Desert well i'm going to give you a shortened version i.
- 11:55Speaker 3: Did listen to juicy scoop today with you and sarah
- 11:58Speaker 3: okay i got a little bit a.
- 11:59Speaker 2: Little bit of it but basically uh i'm on jeff
- 12:03Speaker 2: lewis's show there's a lots of rotating people on it
- 12:06Speaker 2: that they call the chumps and chum they call it
- 12:09Speaker 2: they call them the chumps chump chumps got it from
- 12:13Speaker 2: if there's a reason why they're called but anyway So
- 12:15Speaker 2: everyone calls him Seth, you know, because it's like, and
- 12:17Speaker 2: I'm considered kind of one, but I'm not as regular
- 12:20Speaker 2: as others, whatever.
- 12:21Speaker 3: Got it.
- 12:21Speaker 2: And there's this woman, Megan, who I've always liked, invited
- 12:27Speaker 2: her to things.
- 12:29Speaker 3: Can I ask you who she is?
- 12:30Speaker 2: So she became a decorator or assistant to Jeff and
- 12:36Speaker 2: then started decorating with him and was on his show,
- 12:38Speaker 2: his flipping out show. And then- Then she became on
- 12:43Speaker 2: the radio show and now he's in his second season
- 12:45Speaker 2: of Hollywood House Lift and she's on that.
- 12:47Speaker 3: Okay. She's a designer or something.
- 12:49Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah. And I, you know, always thought that this
- 12:54Speaker 2: was my friend and that she loved seeing me as
- 12:58Speaker 2: I loved seeing her. And we have this great day.
- 13:01Speaker 2: And after having this great day and having all these
- 13:03Speaker 2: great drinks and taking photos.
- 13:05Speaker 3: No, you guys are out at.
- 13:07Speaker 2: No, it's like we're at Kelly's and it's like 530
- 13:09Speaker 2: in the afternoon. I mean, it's not even late.
- 13:11Speaker 3: Okay.
- 13:12Speaker 2: So we went to the tennis thing.
- 13:13Speaker 3: Not that this matters, but how old is this woman?
- 13:15Speaker 3: Is she 25?
- 13:15Speaker 2: Okay.
- 13:16Speaker 3: So she's old enough to know better.
- 13:19Speaker 2: Both moms, both have teenagers. Oh. Yeah.
- 13:21Speaker 3: All right.
- 13:22Speaker 2: I think we all have this in common.
- 13:23Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 13:25Speaker 2: And then she just starts to tell me about how
- 13:28Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you something and you're very dismissive
- 13:32Speaker 2: to me and to all these other people. So I
- 13:35Speaker 2: immediately am like, hey, it's not the first time I've
- 13:38Speaker 2: heard this. I'm dying because my sister's hearing it. And
- 13:41Speaker 2: I'm like, it's just embarrassing, you know, but I'm like dismissive.
- 13:44Speaker 3: And what, like how, how does she.
- 13:46Speaker 2: Never gave me an example? That's what I was like,
- 13:48Speaker 2: when I, I was like, when or how, like, and,
- 13:51Speaker 2: and I'm like, with whom, who, who of the chumps
- 13:53Speaker 2: said I was right. And I'm like rethinking every party
- 13:56Speaker 2: I've ever been to, you know, that type of a thing.
- 14:00Speaker 2: And it's one of the reasons I, and I immediately
- 14:02Speaker 2: tried to make light of it. And I go, it's
- 14:04Speaker 2: not the first time I've heard it. And I'm really
- 14:06Speaker 2: sorry if you feel like that. And I'm like, if
- 14:08Speaker 2: this is your perspective, I believe you. And I'm thinking
- 14:11Speaker 2: in my head, next time I go to a Chump
- 14:14Speaker 2: event or Jeff Lewis, I'm thinking of all the people
- 14:16Speaker 2: that I'm not as close to. So I'm like, I'm
- 14:19Speaker 2: going to make sure I talk to this producer and
- 14:21Speaker 2: ask him about if he has a grandmother. I'm like,
- 14:23Speaker 2: I don't know how, Who am I not giving attention to?
- 14:26Speaker 2: But I'm thinking in my head, I'm going to make
- 14:27Speaker 2: up for this.
- 14:28Speaker 3: But now you're going to have to sit there and
- 14:29Speaker 3: listen to people talk about that.
- 14:31Speaker 2: Everyone's going to get a sit down. Okay.
- 14:33Speaker 3: Wait, wait, wait. A couple of questions.
- 14:34Speaker 2: Yes. Please ask all the questions.
- 14:37Speaker 3: Okay. Where is this happening? Is it happening in a club?
- 14:40Speaker 3: In Kelly?
- 14:41Speaker 2: Kelly Dodd. Her new name is Kelly Leventhal. She's married
- 14:44Speaker 2: to Rick Leventhal.
- 14:45Speaker 4: Yes.
- 14:46Speaker 2: I've known her for a lot of years.
- 14:47Speaker 3: Sure.
- 14:48Speaker 2: But in the last couple years, we've become closer and
- 14:52Speaker 2: I enjoy them. And they have a house in Palm Desert.
- 14:55Speaker 2: We're building one.
- 14:55Speaker 3: So you're sitting in her house.
- 14:56Speaker 2: We're sitting in her backyard.
- 14:57Speaker 3: So you're like one-on-one. It's not a bunch of people around.
- 14:59Speaker 2: It's Megan, Megan's boyfriend.
- 15:02Speaker 3: Okay.
- 15:03Speaker 2: Shannon, all on a couch. Rick and Kelly were there
- 15:06Speaker 2: for a little bit of it.
- 15:08Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
- 15:09Speaker 2: But they were gone for most of it.
- 15:11Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 15:11Speaker 2: Certainly when it got bad. And then- Stu, who is
- 15:16Speaker 2: a chef and is Jeff's boyfriend.
- 15:18Speaker 3: Got it.
- 15:19Speaker 2: So she starts telling me and I, you know, I'm
- 15:21Speaker 2: owning it.
- 15:22Speaker 3: But why did it even get to that point?
- 15:24Speaker 2: We don't know.
- 15:25Speaker 3: Are people drinking?
- 15:27Speaker 2: There is some drinking, but I'm pretty good because it's
- 15:32Speaker 2: like 5.30. So I had these little vodka lemon thyme
- 15:37Speaker 2: time drinks.
- 15:38Speaker 3: How many? Two. Okay. All right. Not bad. Two.
- 15:41Speaker 2: And then I did have champagne with some juicy scoopers.
- 15:44Speaker 2: These two lesbians and these two gays. These two gay
- 15:47Speaker 2: guys that I thought were 45 and they're really like 58.
- 15:50Speaker 2: It's amazing. They look so young. So we had some
- 15:54Speaker 2: champagne with them. We took an Uber to their house
- 15:56Speaker 2: and we're sitting there and Kelly's making us like papaya
- 16:00Speaker 2: margaritas or I don't know what she's in the kitchen.
- 16:02Speaker 2: So she's telling me that. And then she's like, you know,
- 16:04Speaker 2: telling me I don't give her enough attention. I don't
- 16:06Speaker 2: call her anything that she doesn't call me. We were not,
- 16:08Speaker 2: we're not talking on the phone friends.
- 16:10Speaker 3: Right.
- 16:11Speaker 2: You know, we've done stuff together, but we're not at
- 16:12Speaker 2: that level. And I'm thinking, you like me so much
- 16:18Speaker 2: that you want to spend more time together. You want to, like,
- 16:21Speaker 2: get dinner, like, once a month.
- 16:22Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 16:23Speaker 2: You want, like, let's hang out. She's in Sherman Oaks.
- 16:25Speaker 2: I'm in Woodland Hills. I'm like, let's build a stronger friendship.
- 16:28Speaker 2: I think it's coming from, like, a place of love.
- 16:30Speaker 5: Right.
- 16:31Speaker 2: It continues on to say... which I've already told the
- 16:35Speaker 2: story on Patreon, but I am a fame whore. I'm opportunistic.
- 16:40Speaker 2: Nobody wants to do the Jeff Lewis show with me.
- 16:42Speaker 2: Nobody likes me. Everyone thinks I'm dismissive and awful. And
- 16:46Speaker 2: then she goes, I'm telling you this because I love you.
- 16:48Speaker 2: And then she goes, actually, I don't love you. I
- 16:50Speaker 2: don't even like you.
- 16:51Speaker 3: Whoa.
- 16:52Speaker 2: We don't have to be friends. And at this point,
- 16:55Speaker 2: I'm bawling and I get up and call an Uber
- 16:59Speaker 2: and we leave. And it's only like seven o'clock.
- 17:01Speaker 3: I hope the Uber. Was the Uber quick? Waiting for an.
- 17:03Speaker 2: Uber after that. No, it was actually really quick. Thank God.
- 17:07Speaker 2: And by the way, I always say Uber. And you
- 17:10Speaker 2: know what? I only use Lyft. Lyft.
- 17:11Speaker 3: I don't want to just say.
- 17:12Speaker 2: I don't know why.
- 17:13Speaker 3: Yeah, Lyft too.
- 17:14Speaker 2: And he was delightful. And he got a juicy story.
- 17:17Speaker 2: Something else.
- 17:18Speaker 3: So you weren't dismissive towards the Lyft driver. Oh, he
- 17:21Speaker 3: probably got an earful.
- 17:23Speaker 2: I was telling Sarah on the show Tuesday. I go,
- 17:25Speaker 2: I purposely turn it up. I almost performed for them.
- 17:29Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 17:29Speaker 2: Because I'm like, woohoo, you want to hear about my
- 17:31Speaker 2: fucking night? Like, I was just like, and I was like,
- 17:34Speaker 2: give this guy something fun to talk about, you know?
- 17:36Speaker 2: He's probably like, oh boy, this lady can talk.
- 17:38Speaker 3: But the sad part was, but the.
- 17:39Speaker 2: Sad part, then he went past my sister's entrance because
- 17:42Speaker 2: she lives in a gated community and then I realized
- 17:44Speaker 2: he could not hear.
- 17:45Speaker 4: Oh.
- 17:46Speaker 2: So he missed my whole story anyway.
- 17:49Speaker 3: What, he was deaf or?
- 17:50Speaker 2: It was really, like, extremely hard hearing because we're like, no,
- 17:54Speaker 2: you passed it. And I was like, oh, you didn't even, you,
- 17:57Speaker 2: didn't even enjoy this story. You would have, you would
- 17:59Speaker 2: have had the juice before anyone else.
- 18:01Speaker 3: Good one.
- 18:01Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 18:01Speaker 2: So anyway, I just, I can't, I guess, please go
- 18:05Speaker 2: ask questions.
- 18:05Speaker 3: It's shocking to me that somebody would say that. And
- 18:08Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm a coward and probably I am,
- 18:11Speaker 3: but I would never say I, I am a shit talker,
- 18:14Speaker 3: but I do it behind people's back.
- 18:16Speaker 2: A hundred percent. Yeah. And I also feel like whoever
- 18:21Speaker 2: has been part of the shit talking, it's probably like,
- 18:23Speaker 2: mother fuck Megan. Like, I still kind of have a
- 18:26Speaker 2: good time with her having drinks. I don't hate her
- 18:28Speaker 2: that much.
- 18:29Speaker 3: Right.
- 18:29Speaker 2: I don't know how much people hate me, but at
- 18:31Speaker 2: the time it's coming at me like a 12 year
- 18:33Speaker 2: old and I'm just.
- 18:33Speaker 3: Like, right.
- 18:35Speaker 2: Oh my God. Like this is just bringing up everything.
- 18:38Speaker 2: And so I relayed the story to Drake, my 20
- 18:41Speaker 2: year old son. And I told him, Oh, you got
- 18:43Speaker 2: to hear what happened. You know? And I tell him
- 18:45Speaker 2: the story. This is yesterday. And he's like, um, he goes,
- 18:50Speaker 2: I feel like.
- 18:51Speaker 3: She nailed it.
- 18:54Speaker 2: He goes, I feel like stuff like this has happened
- 18:57Speaker 2: to you throughout your life a few times.
- 18:59Speaker 3: Right.
- 19:00Speaker 2: And I go, it absolutely has. And whether it's someone
- 19:03Speaker 2: who leaves a one-star review and a visceral thing of
- 19:07Speaker 2: how much they hate me on the podcast and, or they,
- 19:10Speaker 2: they get kicked out of juicy scoop obsessed and start
- 19:13Speaker 2: a complete hate group of like, we hate Heather McDonald
- 19:17Speaker 2: and everything. Um, and, um, I go, I just, and
- 19:21Speaker 2: I go, whatever it always says, oh, it's jealousy or whatever.
- 19:25Speaker 2: And I was always like, I just, I don't think
- 19:26Speaker 2: it's jealousy because I don't think there's that much to
- 19:29Speaker 2: be jealous of as far as like a wealth or
- 19:31Speaker 2: homes or looks or anything. Like, I don't feel like that.
- 19:34Speaker 2: And this woman is wealthy, has a beautiful home, is
- 19:37Speaker 2: very attractive, is on, she's on a TV show. She's
- 19:40Speaker 2: on her. So I'm like, I don't think it's that. Right.
- 19:43Speaker 2: And so I was like, but I do think, and
- 19:46Speaker 2: Drake goes, I think it's that you're just always happy.
- 19:50Speaker 2: and I go wow that is like profound because he
- 19:54Speaker 2: goes you know even if like something's not going right
- 19:56Speaker 2: you just get over it so quickly and you just
- 19:58Speaker 2: keep going and I go you know what maybe you're
- 20:00Speaker 2: right maybe these people don't even um they don't know
- 20:05Speaker 2: what's triggering them about me yeah it's but it's just
- 20:09Speaker 2: that I'm like Like nothing gets me down. And I
- 20:12Speaker 2: do think happiness is the greatest gift you can have
- 20:15Speaker 2: because I know so many people can't be happy or
- 20:18Speaker 2: have depression things. And I remember even when my parents
- 20:22Speaker 2: would like argue and my dad would say such awful
- 20:25Speaker 2: things to my mother and then she would keep going
- 20:28Speaker 2: and he'd be like, she's the Teflon woman. It just
- 20:31Speaker 2: slides off her. Slides off her like a Teflon pan.
- 20:34Speaker 2: And I was like, thank God it slides off of you, mom.
- 20:37Speaker 2: Because he's such a dick. You know, like he's saying
- 20:40Speaker 2: such mean things. And I'm like, I think I kind
- 20:42Speaker 2: of have that trait. And I think when people see that,
- 20:47Speaker 2: how is this person who's kind of been through a
- 20:48Speaker 2: lot still just like.
- 20:50Speaker 3: Right.
- 20:51Speaker 2: Even if they don't realize why they don't like it.
- 20:53Speaker 2: Now someone could go, no, it's because you stepped on
- 20:55Speaker 2: my foot four years ago and never said sorry. I
- 20:58Speaker 2: don't know what's going to happen. I've yet to hear
- 21:00Speaker 2: from her.
- 21:00Speaker 3: Oh.
- 21:01Speaker 2: I'm yet to hear any apology.
- 21:02Speaker 3: So this could be rough for you to hear. Maybe
- 21:04Speaker 3: she'll double down.
- 21:06Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 21:07Speaker 3: I'm not a.
- 21:07Speaker 2: I don't know that I've been completely fabulous to every
- 21:09Speaker 2: single person on... The car is beautiful. Where did you
- 21:13Speaker 2: end up going for it? This exclusive place that Dad
- 21:15Speaker 2: has connections with. They have more cars for more dealerships
- 21:18Speaker 2: than like anywhere else. You have to put me in touch.
- 21:20Speaker 5: What's it called?
- 21:21Speaker 4: It's Dune ADL.
- 21:24Speaker 3: Where?
- 21:25Speaker 2: Dune ADL.
- 21:26Speaker 4: There's an accent on the E.
- 21:29Speaker 3: Do you mean.
- 21:30Speaker 2: Yes, I got it on Done Deal Cars. Lift, please.
- 21:33Speaker 2: You're going past Kimmage. Oh, Kimmage.
- 21:36Speaker 4: No.
- 21:37Speaker 2: Done Deal Cars. You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
- 21:40Speaker 5: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
- 21:44Speaker 5: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
- 21:47Speaker 5: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
- 21:51Speaker 5: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
- 21:54Speaker 4: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
- 21:57Speaker 3: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
- 21:59Speaker 3: filed against me. When your free will was about to
- 22:02Speaker 3: be taken from you, what would you do if it
- 22:04Speaker 3: was given back?
- 22:05Speaker 5: Where did that need come from where you thought that
- 22:08Speaker 5: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
- 22:10Speaker 3: He said, I have a work dad.
- 22:11Speaker 1: I need a home dad.
- 22:13Speaker 3: What happens next? When I came in, he started crying.
- 22:15Speaker 3: Everybody in life encounters hardships.
- 22:18Speaker 5: What defines them is not those hard moments that they
- 22:21Speaker 5: go through.
- 22:22Speaker 3: It's about what happens next.
- 22:24Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all.
- 22:25Speaker 3: I realized how valuable every day was.
- 22:27Speaker 2: You're worth the work.
- 22:28Speaker 3: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
- 22:30Speaker 2: You can use your voice even if it shakes.
- 22:32Speaker 5: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
- 22:36Speaker 5: Only one question matters. What happens next?
- 22:46Speaker 3: Can I say this? I've known you for a long
- 22:48Speaker 3: time and I think you're delightful.
- 22:49Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 22:50Speaker 3: But I would just say that sometimes and at your
- 22:54Speaker 3: age and your success, sometimes she's just not for everybody.
- 22:57Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Like I feel I'm not,
- 22:59Speaker 3: I don't give a shit, but I know I'm not
- 23:00Speaker 3: for everybody.
- 23:01Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 23:01Speaker 3: So isn't that, can't you somehow get comfort in knowing
- 23:05Speaker 3: that maybe I'm just not your cup of tea, bitch,
- 23:08Speaker 3: you know? And that's the end of that.
- 23:10Speaker 2: Well, now I am. Yeah.
- 23:11Speaker 3: I listened to the podcast Tuesdays with you and Sarah
- 23:14Speaker 3: and you said that Back in the Chelsea Lately days,
- 23:17Speaker 3: we dealt with similar things to this. Right, exactly. But
- 23:20Speaker 3: then we had to stick it out.
- 23:23Speaker 2: Right.
- 23:23Speaker 3: Because we didn't have what you have now, where you
- 23:25Speaker 3: could say, fuck you, and I'm out.
- 23:26Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 23:28Speaker 3: But so now you have that. Yeah. The way you're
- 23:31Speaker 3: handling all of this, I think is almost too mature.
- 23:35Speaker 3: I would, I mean, I'm just a different person. I
- 23:38Speaker 3: would be flame throwing this bitch and everybody, every other,
- 23:41Speaker 3: whatever weird, what do they call themselves? Chumps. Because you
- 23:45Speaker 3: got nothing to lose.
- 23:46Speaker 2: But I don't know. I still don't know if who
- 23:48Speaker 2: of the chumps.
- 23:49Speaker 3: I can tell you who it is. I know who
- 23:51Speaker 3: it is.
- 23:51Speaker 2: No, I know too. And it's not, it's not one
- 23:54Speaker 2: of the more famous people.
- 23:56Speaker 3: Okay.
- 23:56Speaker 2: So it's not Brandy and Julie. They've been wonderful. It's
- 23:59Speaker 2: not Fortune. It's no other comedian.
- 24:01Speaker 3: No, it's not them.
- 24:01Speaker 2: It's not. But I just know it's not them. And
- 24:05Speaker 2: I know that it's to other people that I, I
- 24:07Speaker 2: really didn't know very well. I've never even been at
- 24:10Speaker 2: a dinner table with them, but I've been in large
- 24:12Speaker 2: settings with them and they, they, um, through other people
- 24:16Speaker 2: and other people will let me know now. Cause finally
- 24:17Speaker 2: people are telling me and they're like, I'm like, please
- 24:19Speaker 2: tell me. It's like I was in the twilight zone.
- 24:21Speaker 2: Like who the fuck hates me?
- 24:22Speaker 3: Tell me.
- 24:23Speaker 2: No, we'll never, obviously we're never going to be friends.
- 24:26Speaker 2: This person's not my friend. She doesn't like me. Like
- 24:28Speaker 2: I said, I don't need around anyone that thinks of
- 24:30Speaker 2: me in such a poor negative way. But you know, Listen,
- 24:36Speaker 2: the people that listen to Patreon and Juicy Scoop have
- 24:39Speaker 2: been listening to me, you know, seven years, five years
- 24:43Speaker 2: on Patreon. And it's my almost intimate thing. So they
- 24:47Speaker 2: do support me and they know me as like a
- 24:50Speaker 2: personal friend because I do reveal so much. So they
- 24:53Speaker 2: know that I'm not perfect. They don't like everything I say.
- 24:57Speaker 3: Right.
- 24:57Speaker 2: But they know I'm never out to purposely hurt someone.
- 25:00Speaker 3: Right.
- 25:01Speaker 2: And the fact that she set out to purposely hurt me.
- 25:05Speaker 2: then I just don't know how you'd get past that.
- 25:08Speaker 2: I'm not going to get past it, but I still
- 25:10Speaker 2: don't want her life to be destroyed or anything like that.
- 25:13Speaker 2: I want her to continue with her relationship with Jeff
- 25:16Speaker 2: Lewis and be a great decorator. She just don't wear
- 25:22Speaker 2: your Juicy Scoop merch around her. I don't know.
- 25:27Speaker 3: That's a shocking story.
- 25:29Speaker 2: That's a story.
- 25:29Speaker 3: That's good Juicy Scoop that you're involved in.
- 25:32Speaker 2: Just getting to the latest of Vanderpump. Raquel, who is
- 25:37Speaker 2: the woman who's had the affair with the guy who's
- 25:39Speaker 2: living with Ariana.
- 25:41Speaker 3: How could I not know about this? It's everywhere I look.
- 25:45Speaker 2: She did a little comment under another beauty pageant person.
- 25:49Speaker 2: She's a beauty pageant. About how this woman came out
- 25:52Speaker 2: and said, I just was late in life diagnosed with
- 25:57Speaker 2: aversion of autism.
- 25:58Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 25:59Speaker 2: And she said, I can relate. And a lot of
- 26:03Speaker 2: people kind of wondered because she kind of talks in
- 26:05Speaker 2: like a little different of a way. And I wonder
- 26:08Speaker 2: if this will be part of her, not excuse, but
- 26:12Speaker 2: deflecting like, you know, I'm trying to discover myself. Could
- 26:15Speaker 2: it be that my Asperger's has made me do.
- 26:18Speaker 3: Get on that dick? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't know.
- 26:23Speaker 3: That's going to be a tough one.
- 26:24Speaker 4: Right.
- 26:24Speaker 2: Also in the reunion, in the trailer coming up, the
- 26:27Speaker 2: guy that she sleeps with, says, I only have sex
- 26:30Speaker 2: four times a year with his partner of nine years.
- 26:33Speaker 2: And I'm like, I hate that excuse for cheating because
- 26:35Speaker 2: it's like, you know, I get it. You're not having sex,
- 26:38Speaker 2: but you don't need sex to live. It's not like
- 26:40Speaker 2: you were starving like Les Mis and you stole a baguette, okay?
- 26:44Speaker 2: That's true.
- 26:45Speaker 3: Sure.
- 26:45Speaker 2: You need the bread to live. You don't need the
- 26:48Speaker 2: dick to live or the vagina to live. So, but interesting.
- 26:52Speaker 1: All right.
- 26:52Speaker 2: Moving on.
- 26:53Speaker 3: Moving on.
- 26:54Speaker 2: Let's talk about Hillary and Chelsea. Can you tell me
- 26:56Speaker 2: what happened, Chris? They went to the theater.
- 26:58Speaker 5: Hillary.
- 26:58Speaker 3: Yeah, they went to the Broadway. This all.
- 27:00Speaker 2: Chelsea, Clinton, and Hillary.
- 27:01Speaker 3: I'm just happy with the headline alone. It said that
- 27:04Speaker 3: they went to see a Broadway show.
- 27:05Speaker 2: A kind of Broadway shit show from TV.
- 27:07Speaker 3: And somebody pooped like by them in the theater. And
- 27:12Speaker 3: then I heard that it was a serial pooper. Somebody
- 27:15Speaker 3: was doing this in several theaters. You heard that too, right, Annie?
- 27:18Speaker 3: Like several theaters throughout Broadway, they were going in and pooping.
- 27:22Speaker 2: Do they know who the person is then?
- 27:24Speaker 3: But then now I'm hearing that it was an old
- 27:26Speaker 3: person who had lost control of that, which that's a
- 27:28Speaker 3: sad story.
- 27:29Speaker 2: That's not fun. Yeah. And also it doesn't seem like
- 27:34Speaker 2: it was meant for Hillary and George. Chelsea. It just
- 27:38Speaker 2: happened to.
- 27:38Speaker 3: Be close to them. Not like close, close enough.
- 27:42Speaker 2: They were in like some, like at hot. That's a
- 27:44Speaker 2: good one. Hot, steamy shit in New York city.
- 27:48Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 27:48Speaker 2: When during the intermission, the staffer said there was a
- 27:50Speaker 2: shit in their aisle. They stuck around for the second act,
- 27:53Speaker 2: and the poop came from an elderly person.
- 27:55Speaker 3: Oh, so there it is.
- 27:55Speaker 2: And this is the fourth time this has happened to
- 27:57Speaker 2: this elderly person on a Broadway show, according.
- 27:59Speaker 3: To the show. Oh, no more shows for this one.
- 28:02Speaker 2: So this elderly person got a lot of old people,
- 28:04Speaker 2: but a lot of money on theater tickets. They get the,
- 28:06Speaker 2: what do you call it, the passes or the whole season.
- 28:10Speaker 3: Listen, honey, I shit in Mamma Mia, I shit in
- 28:12Speaker 3: Les Mis, I shit in Something Like It Hot, and
- 28:17Speaker 3: I shit in La Cajafo. I don't know.
- 28:19Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
- 28:20Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 28:20Speaker 2: Wow.
- 28:21Speaker 3: Yeah, Hillary, I mean, it's just, it's a great headline.
- 28:25Speaker 2: I mean, what do you do? I mean, that is
- 28:27Speaker 2: so disgusting. How could you, like, sit through the rest
- 28:31Speaker 2: of it?
- 28:31Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 28:32Speaker 2: Yeah. I sometimes get bored during plays and stuff, so
- 28:35Speaker 2: I'd be like, that's a good reason to leave.
- 28:37Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
- 28:39Speaker 2: A serial shitter. Remember the girl? Remember the story of
- 28:45Speaker 2: there was a, like... an alley where there was like
- 28:48Speaker 2: a camera and there was a girl in like a cute,
- 28:51Speaker 2: like Lululemon outfit.
- 28:52Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 28:53Speaker 2: And she was like running like a, you know, like
- 28:56Speaker 2: 25 years old, whatever. And she pulled out her pants
- 28:58Speaker 2: and shit. And it was happening all the time. And
- 29:01Speaker 2: people were like, is she crazy? And I was like,
- 29:05Speaker 2: or does she have a boyfriend? She's sleeping with her
- 29:08Speaker 2: boyfriend and she's one of those girls that can't shit
- 29:11Speaker 2: at her boyfriend's house.
- 29:12Speaker 3: That happens.
- 29:13Speaker 2: But there isn't a Starbucks nearby. Starbucks bathrooms can be rough.
- 29:18Speaker 2: Rougher than the alley?
- 29:20Speaker 3: Yes. Have you been in some? Better off shitting in
- 29:22Speaker 3: an alley.
- 29:23Speaker 2: And then if that's your plan to like clean your
- 29:26Speaker 2: asshole before you get back to the, I mean, that
- 29:27Speaker 2: means you've got to jog with a little thing of wipes.
- 29:30Speaker 3: When you're on the road sometimes, do you ever go
- 29:32Speaker 3: into like, depending on what city you're in. Say you're
- 29:34Speaker 3: in like a nice Salt Lake City or something You
- 29:36Speaker 3: go into Starbucks and there's no like combination to get
- 29:39Speaker 3: in the bathroom. All of a sudden you're like, wait,
- 29:41Speaker 3: what is that? It's the crate because we live at,
- 29:42Speaker 3: for those of you who don't know, Los Angeles. There's
- 29:44Speaker 3: a combination. Like you have to hit a key code.
- 29:47Speaker 2: I had that happen the other day.
- 29:48Speaker 3: And you know you're in a good neighborhood. You're like,
- 29:50Speaker 3: there's no key code on your bathroom? This is the greatest.
- 29:53Speaker 2: That is really the key. That is where you're like,
- 29:56Speaker 2: you know what? If you're looking to buy some property
- 30:00Speaker 2: and you're in a town and there's no combo, I
- 30:04Speaker 2: don't care how much it costs. Find a little small apartment.
- 30:08Speaker 3: You don't have to ask for the barista for the
- 30:11Speaker 3: code to get in the bathroom. You're on to something.
- 30:14Speaker 3: That is a good neighborhood.
- 30:15Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree.
- 30:16Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 30:17Speaker 2: I was trying to get gas the other day.
- 30:19Speaker 5: Okay.
- 30:20Speaker 2: And, you know, it's too fucking scary. There was just,
- 30:24Speaker 2: there was a person standing between the two aisles.
- 30:28Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
- 30:28Speaker 2: So I couldn't go over to like, there's like three
- 30:31Speaker 2: aisles and this person, scary person is in the middle,
- 30:34Speaker 2: just waiting for someone to come and like harass. So
- 30:39Speaker 2: then I'm like, well, sorry, I'm not getting gas. I mean,
- 30:42Speaker 2: that might be why I get my next car is
- 30:44Speaker 2: an electric. It's just because I'm too scared to get
- 30:46Speaker 2: gas anymore because there's no gas attendant. So I'm like, So,
- 30:51Speaker 2: I mean, that's why I'm like, Peter, you have to
- 30:53Speaker 2: take my car to get gas or Brandon or somebody,
- 30:55Speaker 2: because I am not going to be feeling. So then
- 30:57Speaker 2: I drove around and thank God I didn't run out
- 30:59Speaker 2: of gas. And then all of a sudden I went
- 31:00Speaker 2: by that gas station and it was, it was no scaries.
- 31:03Speaker 2: So then I was like, immediately ran in there and
- 31:05Speaker 2: got my gas.
- 31:06Speaker 3: Oh, good.
- 31:07Speaker 2: But I get out of my car. I locked my
- 31:09Speaker 2: car waiting there. And I'm like, yeah.
- 31:12Speaker 3: Cause, um, got to go to New Jersey. They still
- 31:14Speaker 3: pump your gas in New Jersey. You ever go there
- 31:16Speaker 3: and they pump your gas.
- 31:17Speaker 2: I've never, I've never been to any place where someone
- 31:20Speaker 2: pumps your gas ever.
- 31:21Speaker 4: In my life.
- 31:21Speaker 3: I think New Jersey still does it.
- 31:24Speaker 2: Good for you. Um, this is a crazy story.
- 31:27Speaker 3: Yeah. I kind of, okay.
- 31:28Speaker 2: This Colorado dentist, he, um, had six kids with his wife.
- 31:34Speaker 2: We know now there's been some financial issues and multiple,
- 31:38Speaker 2: multiple affairs. Um, His wife is dead. He has been
- 31:43Speaker 2: arrested for killing his wife. And he was putting arsenic
- 31:49Speaker 2: in her protein shakes. Yeah. And he made a number
- 31:55Speaker 2: of suspicious internet searches in the weeks leading up to
- 31:58Speaker 2: her in his dental. And some of them that he
- 32:01Speaker 2: looked up was, what are undetectable poisons? how many grams
- 32:05Speaker 2: of pure arsenic will kill a human?
- 32:07Speaker 3: That's your guilty right there, right?
- 32:09Speaker 2: He's like, well, I didn't put my wife. Like, I mean,
- 32:12Speaker 2: how to make poison.
- 32:15Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 32:16Speaker 2: Top five undetectable poisons that show no signs of foul play.
- 32:20Speaker 2: I mean, could you?
- 32:21Speaker 3: Yeah. Just, just, it's over.
- 32:23Speaker 2: I'm like, this guy had to go through a lot
- 32:25Speaker 2: of school to become a dentist.
- 32:26Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 32:27Speaker 2: How can he be so fricking dumb? So then, but
- 32:30Speaker 2: then he was real smart. He goes, I'm going to
- 32:32Speaker 2: use a new email to order the arsenic online. He
- 32:36Speaker 2: didn't use, you know, Heather McDowell at hotmail.com.
- 32:38Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
- 32:39Speaker 2: When the wife was hospitalized for having headaches and dizziness,
- 32:43Speaker 2: the wife was hospitalized for that. And then, you know,
- 32:46Speaker 2: and then she was hospitalized on March 9th. And on
- 32:49Speaker 2: March 14th, in between, he ordered highly. So, you know,
- 32:53Speaker 2: she was feeling sick for a while before it was
- 32:55Speaker 2: finally died. between he ordered a highly lethal chemical potassium
- 32:59Speaker 2: cyanide and one of his employees found it and was like,
- 33:03Speaker 2: we don't need this chemical in the dental office. Why
- 33:07Speaker 2: is this being sent here? And then on March 6th,
- 33:09Speaker 2: he ordered a toxic plant extract from the package and
- 33:15Speaker 2: that was intercepted by FedEx. Then she texted her husband
- 33:18Speaker 2: and she goes, I feel, kind of feel drugged. And
- 33:21Speaker 2: the husband responded, given our history, I know that must
- 33:24Speaker 2: be triggering because, He texted this. She goes, I feel drugged.
- 33:31Speaker 2: And he goes, given our history, I know that could
- 33:33Speaker 2: be triggering. Just for the record, I didn't drug you.
- 33:36Speaker 2: I am super worried, though. You look really pale before
- 33:39Speaker 2: I left. Like your lips, even. Now, the reason he
- 33:44Speaker 2: drugged her is his sister's defending him. And he goes,
- 33:49Speaker 2: he did drug her in the past. And she was
- 33:51Speaker 2: aware of it. But it was out of a selfless reason.
- 33:55Speaker 2: he drugged her so that she wouldn't wake up for
- 33:58Speaker 2: a while while he tried to kill himself, but then
- 34:00Speaker 2: he never killed himself. And then she woke up and
- 34:02Speaker 2: realized he had drugged her.
- 34:03Speaker 3: Wow.
- 34:04Speaker 2: So he was like, you know, being considerate. And anyway,
- 34:09Speaker 2: he was looking to start a new life with a
- 34:11Speaker 2: new woman who doesn't. Anyway, she went to the hospital
- 34:13Speaker 2: three times. And the third time she had a seizure
- 34:15Speaker 2: and was put on the ventilator and then declared brain dead.
- 34:18Speaker 2: And then he said, I don't want an autopsy because
- 34:21Speaker 2: if you people couldn't figure out what's wrong with her
- 34:23Speaker 2: the last three times she came, you're not going to
- 34:25Speaker 2: find out what's wrong with her now. Just let her rest.
- 34:30Speaker 2: And then, anyway, he's been held without bond and obviously
- 34:33Speaker 2: not allowed to talk to his six kids.
- 34:36Speaker 3: Isn't it interesting that he said there was times he
- 34:39Speaker 3: was considering suicide? I've always heard that dentists have a
- 34:41Speaker 3: very high rate of suicide. Haven't you heard that?
- 34:44Speaker 5: You have?
- 34:44Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 34:45Speaker 3: Yeah. Why? That's weird.
- 34:47Speaker 2: I've never heard that.
- 34:48Speaker 3: Oh no, I've heard that before. Like second only to
- 34:50Speaker 3: like police officers or something. As far as, yeah, like
- 34:56Speaker 3: I guess going to this, I guess getting in there
- 34:58Speaker 3: and looking at people's mouths is just enough to.
- 35:00Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing. You know what is interesting? I
- 35:03Speaker 2: always thought like if I was going to be a
- 35:05Speaker 2: nurse or something, I would want to be a labor
- 35:08Speaker 2: and delivery nurse because sure, there's going to be some hard,
- 35:11Speaker 2: sad things, but for the most part, babies are born healthy.
- 35:16Speaker 2: Everyone's happy. It's super cute. Why not? You get to
- 35:18Speaker 2: clean the baby, all of that.
- 35:20Speaker 3: And I found it to be a little rough during,
- 35:23Speaker 3: I mean, I could not believe the way they pulled
- 35:25Speaker 3: my daughter out, spun her around like a pizza. I
- 35:27Speaker 3: was like, Jesus, I know you have, I mean, I
- 35:29Speaker 3: feel like she's fragile. They're like, I mean, I was like,
- 35:33Speaker 3: is she fake? Is that rubber? What is going on?
- 35:36Speaker 3: It's wild. How much they're just yanking and pulling.
- 35:40Speaker 2: And I'm just saying, The point is, now I'm thinking
- 35:44Speaker 2: about it in the medical field that, and my mom
- 35:47Speaker 2: always said, if you ever want to be a doctor,
- 35:49Speaker 2: be a dermatologist. No one's calling you in the middle
- 35:51Speaker 2: of the night. Yeah. Again, also nowadays, dermatologists, yeah, could
- 35:56Speaker 2: you diagnose someone with cancer and that's going to be hard.
- 35:58Speaker 2: But for the most part, you're zapping off something, giving
- 36:02Speaker 2: them a little Botox, getting rid of their psoriasis. That's
- 36:05Speaker 2: like kind of a nice thing. And you're right. No
- 36:07Speaker 2: one's calling you in the middle of the night because
- 36:08Speaker 2: they're itchy. Yeah. So- I think with the dentist, you're right.
- 36:12Speaker 2: Everybody that, no one goes to the dentist, even if
- 36:14Speaker 2: you're getting brand new veneers so you can look like
- 36:18Speaker 2: a real housewife.
- 36:19Speaker 3: Right.
- 36:19Speaker 2: You're still going to have massive anxiety when you go
- 36:21Speaker 2: in because they're going to have to shoot you with
- 36:22Speaker 2: the needles. And, you know, and then you're always trying
- 36:26Speaker 2: to talk to them and they can't talk back.
- 36:28Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 36:28Speaker 2: You know? And I guess, yeah, I guess it's not that.
- 36:32Speaker 3: Fun of a job. So that's what I've heard. I've heard, yeah.
- 36:33Speaker 3: I've heard it's a very high rate of so-so.
- 36:35Speaker 2: So if anyone's going to the dentist, like, give that
- 36:38Speaker 2: person a little extra attention.
- 36:39Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 36:39Speaker 2: Don't let them come back and say, you know what?
- 36:41Speaker 2: You were very dismissive.
- 36:42Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 36:43Speaker 2: You were very dismissive when you went to the dentist.
- 36:45Speaker 2: You never asked me about myself.
- 36:47Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 36:48Speaker 2: When I'm going in your teeth.
- 36:49Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 36:50Speaker 2: You didn't even ask me about my daughter or that
- 36:52Speaker 2: my wife died when I killed her of arsenic. Nobody's
- 36:56Speaker 2: asking about how my wife is always sick.
- 36:58Speaker 3: Poor guy.
- 36:59Speaker 2: Poor guy.
- 37:00Speaker 3: You know what I mean.
- 37:01Speaker 2: Meanwhile, here's another story for you.
- 37:03Speaker 3: This is a good one. This family feud guy.
- 37:05Speaker 2: So speaking of killing your wife. So there was a
- 37:08Speaker 2: contestant charged with murdering his wife, but they're looking back
- 37:12Speaker 2: on when he was on Family Feud. So, um, wait,
- 37:17Speaker 2: hold on, let me find this. But yeah, he was
- 37:18Speaker 2: on Family Feud and they asked him a question. I
- 37:21Speaker 2: have so many notes now and he's like really stuffing
- 37:23Speaker 2: it up with my info.
- 37:25Speaker 3: Okay.
- 37:26Speaker 2: Um, uh, so he's on the Family Feud and his
- 37:29Speaker 2: question was, Five people, 100 people asked, how do they
- 37:34Speaker 2: do it?
- 37:35Speaker 3: Yeah, 100 people surveyed, top five answers on the board.
- 37:38Speaker 3: The question is?
- 37:39Speaker 2: What was the biggest mistake you made at your wedding?
- 37:44Speaker 3: What was the biggest mistake you made at your wedding?
- 37:48Speaker 2: And he said, that I said I do. Oh, bump.
- 37:53Speaker 2: A was arrested on Monday for two counts of first-degree
- 38:00Speaker 2: murder and one count of home invasion. They were actually
- 38:02Speaker 2: in the process of being divorced.
- 38:03Speaker 3: Was his wife on Family Feud at the time? Well,
- 38:05Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 38:05Speaker 2: Was she one of the family members?
- 38:06Speaker 3: I don't know that part.
- 38:07Speaker 2: But they were in the process of divorcing when he
- 38:10Speaker 2: broke into her home and shot her multiple times. She
- 38:14Speaker 2: filed a restraining order against her husband, but, you know.
- 38:17Speaker 3: It doesn't matter.
- 38:18Speaker 2: It doesn't matter if he's going to kill you. He's
- 38:20Speaker 2: going to kill you.
- 38:20Speaker 3: Is this Steve Harvey family feud? Is this like a
- 38:22Speaker 3: recent one? Or is this Louie Anderson family feud? Can
- 38:25Speaker 3: you just look this up? I think it was Steve
- 38:27Speaker 3: Harvey probably. But yeah, Steve Harvey. Oh, it was Steve Harvey.
- 38:31Speaker 3: Because then there was Louie Anderson. Then there was the
- 38:33Speaker 3: guy from Home Improvement.
- 38:36Speaker 2: There was one that did kill himself.
- 38:37Speaker 3: Yes. Ray Combs. You know how he killed himself? Dropped
- 38:40Speaker 3: a rock on his head. How do you do that?
- 38:42Speaker 4: Exactly.
- 38:43Speaker 3: Exactly. He didn't.
- 38:45Speaker 2: Did he know the Clintons?
- 38:46Speaker 3: He was not successful. He did. He tried to drop
- 38:50Speaker 3: a rock on his head.
- 38:50Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 38:51Speaker 3: Didn't work. Was at the hospital and then hung himself
- 38:53Speaker 3: in the hospital. But the initial way he tried to
- 38:55Speaker 3: do it was drop a rock on his head. Ray Combs.
- 38:59Speaker 3: And before that was Richard Dawson.
- 39:00Speaker 2: And he had a bunch of kids.
- 39:01Speaker 3: I believe so.
- 39:02Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 39:02Speaker 3: But before that was Richard Dawson. He used to kiss. Remember?
- 39:04Speaker 3: He used to kiss people right on the lips.
- 39:06Speaker 2: All the wives and stuff.
- 39:07Speaker 3: Wives, grandmothers, everybody. Come here, darling. He'd give her a
- 39:11Speaker 3: kiss right on the lips.
- 39:11Speaker 2: Have you ever seen that- Oh, she wasn't there. I
- 39:18Speaker 2: always think that's so interesting. You know, now they do
- 39:20Speaker 2: like celebrities and stuff and or like a group, like
- 39:24Speaker 2: a cast or whatever.
- 39:26Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 39:26Speaker 2: And I've always wanted to go on it. Listen, Family
- 39:29Speaker 2: Feud people. listening to this. Do the Juicy Scoop family.
- 39:32Speaker 3: That would be great.
- 39:33Speaker 2: I would love to do the Juicy Scoop family and
- 39:35Speaker 2: have you and me. Let's do the five. Let's figure
- 39:38Speaker 2: it out right now. You and me. Let's see. Sarah.
- 39:45Speaker 3: Okay. Justin.
- 39:46Speaker 5: Oh.
- 39:48Speaker 3: We do.
- 39:48Speaker 2: We let Peter do it or no?
- 39:51Speaker 3: I mean, you might have to.
- 39:51Speaker 2: I don't know if my sister would be that good.
- 39:54Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 39:54Speaker 2: I don't know if Peter would be that good.
- 39:56Speaker 3: I would be good.
- 39:57Speaker 2: I think I'd be really good. I don't know. We'll
- 40:00Speaker 2: figure out who.
- 40:00Speaker 3: That fifth one is. I've been a Family Feud fan
- 40:03Speaker 3: my whole life.
- 40:04Speaker 2: Me too. And I like, but some of the things
- 40:06Speaker 2: are like, I know sometimes it's great. You know, we
- 40:09Speaker 2: got a board game. We did a Family Feud board
- 40:11Speaker 2: game over the holidays. And that's kind of fun, actually.
- 40:14Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 40:15Speaker 2: There's just so many. And some of them are like
- 40:17Speaker 2: really hard. And, but, I always remember being like, God,
- 40:21Speaker 2: it's like, I remember watching it as a kid and
- 40:22Speaker 2: I'm like, God, they don't earn, win that much money.
- 40:25Speaker 3: No, it's never that much.
- 40:26Speaker 2: It was like 25,000 total. And there's five of you.
- 40:28Speaker 2: And then you split it up and you pay taxes.
- 40:30Speaker 3: And I'm like, yeah.
- 40:30Speaker 2: And I always thought how we, we'd always watch it.
- 40:33Speaker 2: My sister and I'd be like, who would we invite? Like,
- 40:35Speaker 2: it would be always too hard. Cause there's more than
- 40:36Speaker 2: five people in the family.
- 40:38Speaker 3: Right.
- 40:38Speaker 2: And then, you know, and then how do you feel
- 40:41Speaker 2: if you're in the family and they're like, you're going
- 40:42Speaker 2: to be last. Like we need the strongest people at
- 40:45Speaker 2: the top. It's like picking teams in school for PE.
- 40:48Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 40:48Speaker 2: Like I was the last pick. So it's like, you're
- 40:50Speaker 2: going to be like, really motherfucker? I'm fifth. Like I'm
- 40:53Speaker 2: the doctor, but yeah, but you don't know this game.
- 40:56Speaker 2: Like I know this game.
- 40:58Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm a, I would love to do it. Yeah.
- 41:01Speaker 2: And it's always with Steve Harvey. It's always such super
- 41:03Speaker 2: sexual stuff.
- 41:04Speaker 3: I know they, they go like, it's like jokes are
- 41:07Speaker 3: in the question, which I don't like that. Like just
- 41:09Speaker 3: make it the regular family feud. Right. Yeah.
- 41:12Speaker 2: Yeah. Um, well that's, everyone's.
- 41:16Speaker 3: Killing their wives. Huh? A lot of wife killing.
- 41:21Speaker 2: I know. And I think it's just, I think it
- 41:24Speaker 2: happens more with guys killing their wives because they're probably are,
- 41:27Speaker 2: have some narcissism and they just think they're going to
- 41:29Speaker 2: get away with it. Yeah. They just, I mean.
- 41:31Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like.
- 41:32Speaker 2: They never think they're going to get caught and they're like,
- 41:34Speaker 2: this is going to solve my problem.
- 41:35Speaker 3: Do you ever do a game show? I was on
- 41:38Speaker 3: a dating game when I first got to LA.
- 41:40Speaker 2: I was on studs.
- 41:41Speaker 3: Oh, that's right. We talked about that.
- 41:43Speaker 2: But I don't think I've ever heard your dating games.
- 41:45Speaker 3: I won. I won a trip to Guadalajara, Mexico.
- 41:48Speaker 2: Did you go? Yes.
- 41:49Speaker 3: And with a different girl. Like there was another girl
- 41:53Speaker 3: who was rejected like from.
- 41:54Speaker 2: A- So wait. Because you had to- So you were
- 41:56Speaker 2: the guy and you talked to the three girls.
- 41:58Speaker 5: Yes.
- 41:59Speaker 3: No, no. Other way around. Three guys.
- 42:03Speaker 4: Oh.
- 42:05Speaker 3: And whatever. I looked, it was like in the paper
- 42:07Speaker 3: when I first got to LA.
- 42:08Speaker 2: Remember when Richard Ramirez was on there?
- 42:10Speaker 3: It's the weirdest thing.
- 42:11Speaker 2: He's a serial killer.
- 42:12Speaker 3: Yeah, he was like the serial killer was on there.
- 42:14Speaker 2: It was either serial killers or comedians. There have been
- 42:17Speaker 2: a lot of comedians, too.
- 42:18Speaker 3: The funny thing was, it was just people who wanted
- 42:20Speaker 3: to be on TV.
- 42:21Speaker 2: Right, of course, me too.
- 42:22Speaker 3: So the two guys with me, it was three bachelors,
- 42:24Speaker 3: you know, the two guys with me were flamingly gay.
- 42:28Speaker 3: I think they were out gay, but they were like,
- 42:30Speaker 3: I want to be on TV. So they were like
- 42:31Speaker 3: answering the questions like, oh, I would take you to
- 42:34Speaker 3: the greatest restaurant in LA. And the girl's like, well,
- 42:38Speaker 3: I'm going to pick the one guy who doesn't sound
- 42:40Speaker 3: that gay. Which was you. And I had sneakers on. Yeah.
- 42:44Speaker 3: And they're like, this guy's got sneakers on. We can't
- 42:47Speaker 3: have him in sneakers. I had no clothes. I was
- 42:49Speaker 3: an idiot. You know, 19 years old. So the director
- 42:51Speaker 3: of the show was like, I have shoes in the
- 42:53Speaker 3: back for him.
- 42:55Speaker 2: You were only 19 when you did it?
- 42:56Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like 19 or 20.
- 42:57Speaker 2: I did it at 21. Yeah.
- 42:59Speaker 3: I think I was 20. Anyway. The director gets shoes
- 43:02Speaker 3: for me to wear. I swear they're size 15. The
- 43:06Speaker 3: guy's got the biggest feet I've ever seen in my life.
- 43:08Speaker 3: I put them on and you can see it. I'm
- 43:10Speaker 3: sitting in a director's chair and there's four inches of
- 43:12Speaker 3: shoe coming off the back of my foot. Empty shoe. Anyway,
- 43:16Speaker 3: I win. And now I have to walk around, you know,
- 43:18Speaker 3: so you got to walk around and see the girl
- 43:20Speaker 3: and these shoes are going to fall off my feet.
- 43:22Speaker 3: So I slide like I'm skating. It's the weird, the
- 43:26Speaker 3: girl's like, what is wrong with this guy? Why does
- 43:29Speaker 3: he pick up his feet?
- 43:31Speaker 2: And so then you didn't pick her to go on
- 43:33Speaker 2: the trip?
- 43:34Speaker 3: No, she was from Dallas. I only saw her for
- 43:37Speaker 3: 10 seconds.
- 43:39Speaker 2: So you just took another random girl. You could take anybody.
- 43:41Speaker 3: They're like, we just hook you up with the person who,
- 43:44Speaker 3: this girl got rejected. Her guy, because you got to
- 43:46Speaker 3: fly yourself back to LA. The trip's from LA. So
- 43:49Speaker 3: if you're from Dallas.
- 43:50Speaker 2: You don't want to. So they're like, we have another girl.
- 43:52Speaker 2: So she wasn't even on your episode.
- 43:54Speaker 3: Not even on my episode. We have another girl who's,
- 43:57Speaker 3: and we went, she showed up to the airport with
- 43:59Speaker 3: like her fiance or something. And, but she's like, I'm
- 44:03Speaker 3: just dropping her off. You guys have fun. And we
- 44:05Speaker 3: went to Guadalajara, Mexico.
- 44:06Speaker 2: Me and some strange girl. You didn't go with a
- 44:08Speaker 2: dating show companion.
- 44:10Speaker 3: No, just the two of us. We didn't have the
- 44:12Speaker 3: same hotel room. We barely saw each other. It was
- 44:15Speaker 3: the weirdest thing. Like saw her once in Guadalajara and
- 44:17Speaker 3: then just walked around by myself for three days.
- 44:20Speaker 2: Well, my studs guy, we went out after that. We won.
- 44:25Speaker 3: Okay.
- 44:26Speaker 2: So with mine, it was. Two guys, three girls. And
- 44:29Speaker 2: he picked me and I picked him. And we went
- 44:32Speaker 2: out to Yamashiro after.
- 44:34Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 44:35Speaker 2: And with like a couple other of our friends that
- 44:37Speaker 2: attended the taping. And then I went out with them
- 44:41Speaker 2: again out and I remember we had a waterbed.
- 44:46Speaker 3: Oh, my God. All of this is such a part
- 44:49Speaker 3: of an era. Studs, waterbed.
- 44:51Speaker 2: We did like hook up. It was only, it was
- 44:53Speaker 2: so crazy. He was only 27, but he like owned
- 44:55Speaker 2: a house, like owned like a pretty nice house, like
- 44:58Speaker 2: in Sherman Oak studio city. And, um, but then I
- 45:04Speaker 2: can't remember. We like called each other, but we, nobody
- 45:07Speaker 2: like nobody cashed in on that trip. Yeah. Like we
- 45:10Speaker 2: didn't have like a voucher or, Hey, here's 500 spending
- 45:12Speaker 2: on the trip or not. There was no money or anything.
- 45:15Speaker 2: And then because we didn't continue to date, nobody went.
- 45:18Speaker 3: Yeah. So there actually was a trip.
- 45:20Speaker 2: There was supposed to be some, it was always Baja, California.
- 45:23Speaker 3: Right. Right.
- 45:24Speaker 2: What is Baja California? That's like Cabo? It's not Cabo.
- 45:27Speaker 3: What is it? No, it's like San Diego. I don't know.
- 45:30Speaker 3: I'm always a little confused by that, too.
- 45:33Speaker 2: No, it is in Mexico. I want to say Baja
- 45:35Speaker 2: California is Mexico, but they call it California?
- 45:37Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 45:38Speaker 2: Or is it like Escondido?
- 45:40Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 45:40Speaker 2: No.
- 45:41Speaker 3: No, it's not Escondido.
- 45:47Speaker 2: So it is in Mexico, but it's on the Baja California. Okay,
- 45:51Speaker 2: who cares?
- 45:54Speaker 3: Okay.
- 45:54Speaker 2: Tell me about this.
- 45:55Speaker 3: This is the only fans model. She's famous for her
- 45:58Speaker 3: long tongue and she's suing her. Uh, the guy put, uh,
- 46:02Speaker 3: revenge porn, revenge porn.
- 46:04Speaker 2: Cause they broke up and then he shared.
- 46:06Speaker 3: Yeah. So she's suing him for $ 6. 3 billion. I don't
- 46:11Speaker 3: even know if he has that kind of money, but, uh, yeah. So,
- 46:14Speaker 3: but she does. I looked up a video of her.
- 46:17Speaker 3: The tongue is really long. That's it. I mean, but
- 46:21Speaker 3: this is a real headline that, A long time.
- 46:24Speaker 2: Do we know what the video was that he posted?
- 46:26Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 46:27Speaker 2: Do you see that Netflix talk about Pornhub?
- 46:32Speaker 4: No.
- 46:33Speaker 2: You know, I used to love documentaries about the porn industry.
- 46:37Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 46:37Speaker 2: It's like my favorite thing to watch.
- 46:39Speaker 3: Yeah, there was like a series of them called.
- 46:41Speaker 2: I loved it.
- 46:43Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 46:43Speaker 2: I don't know why. I don't even watch porn. I
- 46:46Speaker 2: never watch porn. But I'm like so interested when I've
- 46:50Speaker 2: interviewed a lot of porn stars and stuff. I'm just
- 46:52Speaker 2: like so interested in like watching like the shoot and
- 46:57Speaker 2: how it's just like a regular shoot, but they're like,
- 46:59Speaker 2: but they're like screwing, you know, like.
- 47:01Speaker 3: It's so weird.
- 47:02Speaker 2: And everything. And I love.
- 47:03Speaker 3: It's like a job like any other. Yeah.
- 47:05Speaker 2: And I loved seeing like the homes and like Northridge
- 47:09Speaker 2: and Chatsworth and stuff and like the cul-de-sac and, you know,
- 47:12Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, I know that street. Like
- 47:14Speaker 2: it was always just kind of fun.
- 47:16Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 47:17Speaker 2: And then like one time we watched this whole thing
- 47:19Speaker 2: when Peter was doing mortgage, when he was a mortgage broker. He,
- 47:23Speaker 2: there were these two realtors. One was a porn star
- 47:26Speaker 2: and one was not, but they were partners.
- 47:27Speaker 3: Okay.
- 47:28Speaker 2: And so the girl stopped doing porn because this was
- 47:30Speaker 2: like in 2000 and like six and seven when the
- 47:33Speaker 2: market was just like really good. And so he was
- 47:36Speaker 2: getting deals back and forth with them. And anyway, many,
- 47:40Speaker 2: many years later, you know, the market crashes. I'm doing
- 47:43Speaker 2: Chelsea lately. There's now a follow-up, whatever this doc is,
- 47:48Speaker 2: life and porn. Yeah. And the girl had to go
- 47:50Speaker 2: back to porn.
- 47:52Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Life After Porn, it was called something. They all, like,
- 47:54Speaker 3: go back to porn.
- 47:55Speaker 2: So many former prostitutes or porn stars or whatever have
- 48:01Speaker 2: to go be realtors.
- 48:02Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 48:03Speaker 2: And then, I don't know. I remember that girl. I
- 48:07Speaker 2: remember the girl that, oh, she was hot for you.
- 48:10Speaker 2: She saw us perform at the Hermosa Beach Comedy. The
- 48:13Speaker 2: girl that was the Olympic track star.
- 48:17Speaker 3: Okay.
- 48:17Speaker 2: Who became a.
- 48:19Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah. A.
- 48:21Speaker 2: And she wrote a book or something, right? She wrote
- 48:22Speaker 2: it running as fast as I can or Fast Girl. No,
- 48:24Speaker 2: it was Fast Girl. And part of her diagnosis of
- 48:27Speaker 2: being like so into becoming this prostitute was she was
- 48:33Speaker 2: like bipolar. But like it started with like her husband
- 48:36Speaker 2: and her went to Vegas and for like her 40th
- 48:39Speaker 2: birthday or something or his, they wanted, let's have a threesome.
- 48:43Speaker 2: So they hire a girl, they have a threesome. Yeah.
- 48:45Speaker 2: Then the next time she goes, I'd like to like,
- 48:50Speaker 2: I'd like to get like a guy prostitute or something
- 48:53Speaker 2: just for me. And he was like, okay. And then
- 48:56Speaker 2: she's like, I think I want to do this. I
- 48:59Speaker 2: think I want to be a prostitute. She's, but what
- 49:02Speaker 2: I thought was so funny is that she was a
- 49:04Speaker 2: realtor in Wisconsin.
- 49:06Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 49:06Speaker 2: And she was like in the book, she was like, Oh,
- 49:08Speaker 2: I hated doing these open houses and stuff.
- 49:12Speaker 4: Right.
- 49:13Speaker 2: Hey, putting up these signs, these directional signs, pounding them.
- 49:16Speaker 2: And I'm like, of course, because I did that. I related.
- 49:18Speaker 2: And I'm like, she's like, it's so much more fun
- 49:20Speaker 2: to go to Vegas and like screw all these cowboys
- 49:23Speaker 2: and stuff.
- 49:24Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 49:24Speaker 2: And so the way she wrote it, like it sounded like,
- 49:27Speaker 2: you know, it's kind of hot. Like, you know, like
- 49:30Speaker 2: these Texas rich cowboys, she did them all and whatever.
- 49:33Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 49:34Speaker 2: And then after I interviewed, I was like, so now
- 49:36Speaker 2: that you're, like, healthy, you're back with your husband because
- 49:39Speaker 2: she was found out. Yeah. And her whole world exploded
- 49:42Speaker 2: because she was a little bit famous being a track star.
- 49:45Speaker 2: And she was, like, the prettiest, like, blonde Olympic runner
- 49:48Speaker 2: that there was. And she wasn't. But she's like, I go,
- 49:51Speaker 2: looking back, I mean, were these Texas guys that hot?
- 49:54Speaker 3: Probably not.
- 49:55Speaker 2: And she's like, no.
- 49:56Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 49:57Speaker 2: But, like, in her head and everything, like, she saw
- 50:00Speaker 2: it as, like, different.
- 50:00Speaker 3: Yeah, it wasn't Yellowstone.
- 50:02Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 50:03Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 50:03Speaker 2: But I mean, I don't know if she went back
- 50:05Speaker 2: to selling houses, but.
- 50:07Speaker 3: Yeah. That's, it's a tough, I would imagine it's a
- 50:10Speaker 3: tough road, you know? Anytime I like, I don't watch
- 50:13Speaker 3: porn much anymore, but I, I felt like the guys
- 50:15Speaker 3: always had, they had their socks on and elastic was
- 50:19Speaker 3: all always like out, you know, there's just the sock was,
- 50:22Speaker 3: and he knew it was tough. Like it's gotta be
- 50:25Speaker 3: a tough life.
- 50:25Speaker 2: The Pornhub thing is kind of interesting in that the
- 50:28Speaker 2: Pornhub became this big thing.
- 50:29Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 50:30Speaker 2: And they had these moderators just like they do on
- 50:33Speaker 2: Facebook or TikTok that will take down your stuff. And
- 50:36Speaker 2: you're like, why did my thing got taken down? But
- 50:40Speaker 2: Pornhub was people submitting their own porn, right?
- 50:42Speaker 3: Yeah, they were putting up stuff like this, revenge porn.
- 50:45Speaker 2: Facebook had a thousand people making sure that the videos
- 50:50Speaker 2: and the content was okay. Yeah. They had like 12.
- 50:53Speaker 3: So, yeah.
- 50:54Speaker 2: So, there was child porn getting put up there.
- 50:58Speaker 5: Jesus.
- 50:59Speaker 2: Unconsensual stuff and everything. And so then they were like,
- 51:03Speaker 2: but meanwhile, these people were like, well, now the sex
- 51:06Speaker 2: workers can't monetize it. And so then they all went
- 51:10Speaker 2: over to OnlyFans.
- 51:11Speaker 3: Now it's just OnlyFans.
- 51:12Speaker 2: But it was kind of interesting. And then the one
- 51:14Speaker 2: girl goes back to just doing like the traditional shoot
- 51:17Speaker 2: or like, and I kind of liked it because it's like,
- 51:19Speaker 2: it's kind of like lesbian porn director. And then they
- 51:24Speaker 2: were going to do it. And it was this one
- 51:25Speaker 2: girl and two guys. Yeah.
- 51:27Speaker 3: Awesome. A lot of times now, porn is all about step, step. Mom,
- 51:33Speaker 3: I'm your stepmom, and I'm going to show you how
- 51:35Speaker 3: it's done. Every one of them is some weird stepmom,
- 51:39Speaker 3: stepson situation. And I'm not. It's not my thing. I
- 51:43Speaker 3: don't like it.
- 51:44Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 51:45Speaker 3: Because they're the same age. The kid's supposed to be 18,
- 51:47Speaker 3: and he's 38.
- 51:49Speaker 2: And also, your parents are still married. So you're like,
- 51:53Speaker 2: I didn't relate.
- 51:54Speaker 3: I didn't go through the step world.
- 51:55Speaker 2: I never wanted to screw my stepmom.
- 51:57Speaker 3: Thank God.
- 51:59Speaker 2: Um, poor Amanda Bynes.
- 52:01Speaker 3: Yeah. She's having a rough go of it.
- 52:02Speaker 2: So she was found walking around in downtown LA with
- 52:06Speaker 2: no clothes on.
- 52:07Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 52:08Speaker 2: And she actually like stopped. Someone was like, I'm having
- 52:11Speaker 2: a psychotic break. I need help. Yeah. Her parents. So
- 52:14Speaker 2: she was in a.
- 52:15Speaker 3: Thank God for the person who stopped. Cause I would
- 52:17Speaker 3: just floor it. If I saw somebody naked in downtown LA.
- 52:20Speaker 2: Yes. I know.
- 52:21Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 52:22Speaker 3: Like I would not pull over.
- 52:24Speaker 2: Um, Anyway, she, her parents were like, this isn't really
- 52:27Speaker 2: like her. We're not trying to put her back into
- 52:29Speaker 2: the conservatorship because she was in the conservatorship for nine years.
- 52:36Speaker 3: Oh, she had a conservatorship too?
- 52:37Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 52:38Speaker 2: And so she's just on her 72 hour psychiatric hold.
- 52:41Speaker 2: But it ended last year after going for nine. And
- 52:46Speaker 2: her ex-fiance says that she's not been taking her medicine,
- 52:50Speaker 2: but that she's wild.
- 52:51Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, she's obviously got some, some, problems which is
- 52:55Speaker 3: sad i mean it's you know you were saying earlier.
- 52:57Speaker 2: There'd be like a conservatorship light there has.
- 53:00Speaker 3: To be for a person like.
- 53:02Speaker 2: This you know like i don't know.
- 53:04Speaker 3: Yeah like we don't we're not gonna take all your
- 53:06Speaker 3: money but we're just gonna make sure you a couple of.
- 53:09Speaker 2: Bucks or like we're gonna make sure like that some
- 53:13Speaker 2: part of the money is that you have like a
- 53:17Speaker 2: i don't know like a teddy mellencamp like accountability coach
- 53:20Speaker 2: someone who texts you something that comes by yeah Just
- 53:22Speaker 2: to make sure that if it's not going to be
- 53:24Speaker 2: the parents, it's going to be somebody else that every
- 53:28Speaker 2: week is like, okay, did you shower? Did you have
- 53:31Speaker 2: something to eat?
- 53:32Speaker 3: I mean, don't they have that still? I don't know.
- 53:34Speaker 3: She has something like that.
- 53:36Speaker 2: I watched a little of Britney last night.
- 53:39Speaker 3: On what? Instagram? Yeah. She posted the wedding dress again.
- 53:43Speaker 2: That's not even her wedding dress.
- 53:45Speaker 3: I know. It's like a weird slip. But she said
- 53:46Speaker 3: something about it.
- 53:47Speaker 2: It's like throwback to marrying myself. Yeah. Which everyone's like,
- 53:50Speaker 2: Not everyone, because people are even losing, even the diehards
- 53:54Speaker 2: have moved on.
- 53:55Speaker 3: Oh, some of the diehards.
- 53:56Speaker 2: Have moved on? Even the conspiracy people that are like,
- 53:58Speaker 2: you know, that wasn't the real Britney that got married
- 54:02Speaker 2: and all that kind of stuff.
- 54:03Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 54:04Speaker 2: Even the, I'm guessing people, well, now they can't leave comments,
- 54:06Speaker 2: but even people I think are just kind of tired
- 54:09Speaker 2: of it. They're like, okay, so you, so you married yourself.
- 54:15Speaker 2: You didn't marry yourself. Where is Sam?
- 54:17Speaker 3: It's what I always say. Everybody thought we were going
- 54:19Speaker 3: to get Once the conservatorship was lifted, we thought it
- 54:22Speaker 3: was going to be, here we are, we're back. She's
- 54:23Speaker 3: going to be the one, you know, the one we
- 54:25Speaker 3: all loved who's doing great videos and making great music.
- 54:29Speaker 3: That's not happening.
- 54:29Speaker 2: I've said this before and it's like, the dancing is
- 54:32Speaker 2: just like, not good. It's always like these weird wrist
- 54:37Speaker 2: moves and like, like it's nothing to what she used
- 54:41Speaker 2: to do on stage.
- 54:43Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 54:44Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 54:45Speaker 3: People forget how to do, you know, you get older
- 54:47Speaker 3: and you forget. And when you're, you know, like I
- 54:50Speaker 3: feel like Lindsay Lohan's a classy example.
- 54:52Speaker 2: She's having a baby.
- 54:53Speaker 3: I saw that. She was a good actress there when
- 54:55Speaker 3: she was a kid, but then she just got older
- 54:57Speaker 3: and forgot how to act or doesn't have, you know,
- 55:00Speaker 3: when you're a little kid, you don't know anybody. You're
- 55:01Speaker 3: just good.
- 55:02Speaker 2: Well, I always say a little kid with a raspy
- 55:06Speaker 2: voice will work. If you are wondering if you've got,
- 55:10Speaker 2: if you've got a kid that sounds like a Boca
- 55:13Speaker 2: Raton realtor. Get that kid an agent.
- 55:17Speaker 3: Or don't because they wind up naked in downtown LA.
- 55:20Speaker 3: That's the way I always feel. There's no way.
- 55:22Speaker 2: Anyway, I don't know. I mean, it's sad. And I
- 55:26Speaker 2: definitely don't think like she's not coming back either as
- 55:30Speaker 2: like an actress. Also because she has a heart tattoo
- 55:33Speaker 2: on her face.
- 55:34Speaker 3: Okay.
- 55:35Speaker 2: Delilah is Lisa Ren and Harry Hamlin's daughter, older daughter.
- 55:41Speaker 2: And she has a She just did a music video
- 55:46Speaker 2: of her new song.
- 55:46Speaker 3: Which one is she? The Blonde or the Dark?
- 55:49Speaker 4: Okay.
- 55:50Speaker 2: Anyway, I listened to it and I thought it was
- 55:52Speaker 2: pretty good.
- 55:53Speaker 3: The Lila Belle.
- 55:54Speaker 2: But I want to just show you some of the videos,
- 55:57Speaker 2: some of the clips from the video. Starts out with
- 55:59Speaker 2: her in a bathtub.
- 56:00Speaker 3: Okay.
- 56:01Speaker 2: And, you know, everybody likes a pedestal bathtub.
- 56:04Speaker 3: I have one in my house. Don't like it at all.
- 56:06Speaker 2: Why?
- 56:06Speaker 3: I don't know. Leaks. Yeah. I think it looks cheesy.
- 56:12Speaker 3: One of the bathrooms has a pedestal claw tub or.
- 56:15Speaker 2: Whatever they call it. It was such luxury to have
- 56:20Speaker 2: the jacuzzi tub.
- 56:21Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 56:22Speaker 2: And we got one when we did our bathroom and
- 56:25Speaker 2: built out our house in 2006. Yeah. And I loved
- 56:30Speaker 2: that jacuzzi tub. Because when I was a little girl,
- 56:34Speaker 2: I was at an open house and there was a TV...
- 56:37Speaker 2: where you could watch the TV in the jacuzzi tub.
- 56:39Speaker 2: And I said, one day, someday, someday. So then I
- 56:42Speaker 2: had the TV and had the jacuzzi tub and I
- 56:46Speaker 2: loved it. I'd have like a glass of wine. I'd
- 56:48Speaker 2: like bathe the boys there. And then once we got
- 56:50Speaker 2: our jacuzzi and with our pool, Peter was just like, no,
- 56:55Speaker 2: it's too much water to fill it. It's too much water.
- 56:58Speaker 2: And then the longer you don't use it, you're going
- 57:00Speaker 2: to have to like do the solution and clean it
- 57:02Speaker 2: all out.
- 57:03Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 57:03Speaker 2: So it has been like, So many years. We also
- 57:07Speaker 2: got rid of the TV in our bathroom.
- 57:09Speaker 3: Okay.
- 57:09Speaker 2: Which pisses me off. So I don't have a jacuzzi.
- 57:12Speaker 2: So anyway, in my, in the house that we're doing
- 57:14Speaker 2: in Palm desert, I will have the claw tub and
- 57:16Speaker 2: I am excited. I like taking a bath.
- 57:18Speaker 3: No, I'm saying you can take a bath, but the
- 57:19Speaker 3: claw tub, I feels a little.
- 57:22Speaker 2: Anyway, she has this weird stuff on her head and
- 57:25Speaker 2: she's rolling. It's just a song about being a beautiful
- 57:28Speaker 2: thin girl who nothing lasts forever. And she's just rolling
- 57:32Speaker 2: around in the bed and, And just.
- 57:35Speaker 3: Like vertical, vertical blinds where she lived in a one
- 57:38Speaker 3: bedroom in North Hollywood. What is that?
- 57:43Speaker 2: I didn't even know. There is nothing worse than a
- 57:46Speaker 2: vertical blind because one always falls off in the mid.
- 57:49Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 57:50Speaker 2: And there is no way to reattach it.
- 57:52Speaker 3: No way. That little piece comes out of the center
- 57:54Speaker 3: and you're screwed. I hope Delilah Bell doesn't have that problem.
- 57:59Speaker 2: Why did every apartment I have, because they were cheap,
- 58:02Speaker 2: I guess.
- 58:02Speaker 3: Yeah, cheap. Yeah.
- 58:05Speaker 2: Well, here she is then. Then she has a look
- 58:06Speaker 2: at old TV and she's laying on the ground with
- 58:10Speaker 2: her like Dorit. Dorit one time I had a hair
- 58:13Speaker 2: like on this little TV with a big back. That
- 58:15Speaker 2: TV must be from who knows when. And here she
- 58:18Speaker 2: is again. And she got under boob. She's rolling around.
- 58:22Speaker 2: Here she is in the tub. But I also noticed
- 58:23Speaker 2: there's like construction going on. Like she found.
- 58:26Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 58:26Speaker 2: There's plastic everywhere. Like she's getting like new tile put in.
- 58:29Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. She's on just a bunch of guys waiting
- 58:32Speaker 3: to go back to work. She's, are you done shooting video?
- 58:37Speaker 3: We need to caulk the tire. Just to say, almost finished.
- 58:43Speaker 2: But when she was on her doing her thing, what happened?
- 58:46Speaker 2: She had a nervous breakdown? Oh, she had a seizure.
- 58:49Speaker 4: Oh.
- 58:52Speaker 3: She's a good looking, she's nice looking.
- 58:53Speaker 2: She's very pretty.
- 58:54Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 58:55Speaker 2: But the singing is not bad.
- 58:57Speaker 3: Well, these days, you can still produce these songs.
- 59:00Speaker 2: Oh, here, you can really see there's a lot of
- 59:02Speaker 2: construction going on.
- 59:03Speaker 3: Yeah, she's going to have a nice bathroom when it's finished.
- 59:08Speaker 3: She's on.
- 59:09Speaker 2: Anyway, I was kind of impressed with the song.
- 59:11Speaker 3: Okay, that's good.
- 59:11Speaker 2: But I do believe, the first thing I said is
- 59:13Speaker 2: anyone can have a song.
- 59:14Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 59:14Speaker 2: Because anyone can write you a song.
- 59:16Speaker 3: And then they can just produce it so much.
- 59:17Speaker 2: Because every housewife will have a song.
- 59:19Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 59:19Speaker 2: And then, you know, they write you something that they
- 59:21Speaker 2: think you're going to like. You know, like, if I
- 59:24Speaker 2: was going to do a song, I'd meet some guy
- 59:26Speaker 2: and he'd be like, all right, it's going to be
- 59:28Speaker 2: your party song. It's going to be, you know, um,
- 59:32Speaker 2: nobody went, invited me to the party, but I went anyway.
- 59:34Speaker 2: That's kind of your thing. Cause people don't invite you
- 59:36Speaker 2: to parties and you have a chip on your shoulder
- 59:38Speaker 2: about it. And, you know, and then it's just like,
- 59:40Speaker 2: Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I went to the party even
- 59:44Speaker 2: though I wasn't invited.
- 59:47Speaker 3: It's like, that's pretty good.
- 59:48Speaker 2: It could change your voice to whatever it is. Her
- 59:50Speaker 2: voice in this, it's just like kind of a slow song,
- 59:53Speaker 2: but anyway, good luck to her. She is a pretty girl.
- 59:56Speaker 3: I went to see Billy Joel and Stevie Nicks the
- 59:58Speaker 3: other night. And, You know, they were, that's, they're still going.
- 1:00:02Speaker 3: Stevie Nicks out there, 72 or something. A lot of,
- 1:00:06Speaker 3: there was a lot of the audience, 72,000 people at
- 1:00:11Speaker 3: SoFi Stadium. A lot of one crutch.
- 1:00:14Speaker 2: You've told this to me. That's already.
- 1:00:15Speaker 3: I did. I don't know. I didn't tell you this.
- 1:00:17Speaker 3: A lot of one crutch people, like one crutch, a
- 1:00:20Speaker 3: lot of boots. I think I saw your story. I
- 1:00:22Speaker 3: always think of you. I saw your story. I always
- 1:00:24Speaker 3: think of you when I see the boot people.
- 1:00:26Speaker 2: Um, Are you watching Daisy and the Six?
- 1:00:30Speaker 3: Someone told me to watch it.
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: I started it. I couldn't get into it.
- 1:00:33Speaker 3: It's supposed to be about Fleetwood Mac, right? Kind of.
- 1:00:35Speaker 3: Loosely based. Yeah.
- 1:00:36Speaker 2: Kind of. But then Krista said she loved it. She
- 1:00:38Speaker 2: binged the whole thing.
- 1:00:39Speaker 3: Yeah. I heard it was good.
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: I think I'd only like it if I could hear
- 1:00:43Speaker 2: the Fleetwood music in it.
- 1:00:45Speaker 3: I know.
- 1:00:45Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:00:46Speaker 3: It's like a pretend. Like, yeah. You're just going to
- 1:00:47Speaker 3: have to pay for the real Fleetwood Mac.
- 1:00:49Speaker 2: I love Fleetwood Mac.
- 1:00:50Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: So, Roseanne, I just talked about this with Sarah. We
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: were talking about how... I was like, you know, I
- 1:00:58Speaker 2: know she got canceled and everything. She did those tweets.
- 1:01:02Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:01:03Speaker 2: But I'm like, imagine that your show, Roseanne, could go
- 1:01:07Speaker 2: on without you.
- 1:01:08Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:01:08Speaker 2: Like, it's based on your children. I know. Like, Sarah
- 1:01:11Speaker 2: Gilbert was based on your daughter. Right. You know? And anyway,
- 1:01:14Speaker 2: so then this just came out today that she has
- 1:01:18Speaker 2: got a stand-up special that's coming out.
- 1:01:21Speaker 3: And she- It's already out. It's out. It's on Fox News.
- 1:01:24Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: And she- says that they killed her character off and
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: she felt that they were doing that as a push
- 1:01:32Speaker 2: to get her to kill herself anyway because she has mental,
- 1:01:36Speaker 2: you know, she's struggling with mental. But she's, you know,
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: good for her. She's doing it. But I just thought
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: that was interesting because I just talked about that, how
- 1:01:43Speaker 2: that would, I know, I'm sure she got a huge
- 1:01:45Speaker 2: paycheck and everything, but it's still, it was your thing
- 1:01:48Speaker 2: based on your life. And then they just go, well,
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: you're getting killed and we're calling it the Connors and
- 1:01:54Speaker 2: now Sarah Gilbert's the star.
- 1:01:55Speaker 3: Yeah. It's going to be still running, isn't it? Yeah. Jeez.
- 1:01:59Speaker 2: But I'm kind of excited to see it because I
- 1:02:02Speaker 2: met her once.
- 1:02:02Speaker 3: You mean her stand-up special? Her special.
- 1:02:04Speaker 2: And she talks about like raising her kids and stuff.
- 1:02:06Speaker 2: And I was like, her son had a radio show
- 1:02:08Speaker 2: like years ago. Like, I was like, I knew I
- 1:02:11Speaker 2: did it from my house, but way before like podcasts
- 1:02:14Speaker 2: were a thing. And I remember I was like, I
- 1:02:17Speaker 2: want to ask you like, what's it like to have
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: a mom as a stand-up? Because I always like worry
- 1:02:21Speaker 2: that you know, my kids will be like weirded out
- 1:02:23Speaker 2: by it or whatever. And, um, he was like, well,
- 1:02:26Speaker 2: it's not like my mom was leaving to like the
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: house to go party. Yeah. She was leaving to like
- 1:02:31Speaker 2: go pursue her dream. And we were happy that she
- 1:02:33Speaker 2: was happy being so well. And then of course, but I,
- 1:02:37Speaker 2: so when I saw her, she was like, what did
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: my son say? Oh, he had it so fucking good.
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: I go, no, he was saying nice things about you.
- 1:02:44Speaker 2: Like she was, yeah, she's close with all her kids,
- 1:02:47Speaker 2: but like, um, I'm kind of curious to hear like,
- 1:02:50Speaker 2: what was that like when you went from such a
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: poor thing to be like the biggest, not that she
- 1:02:55Speaker 2: was so poor, but like they were very middle class. Right.
- 1:02:58Speaker 2: And then they went to being like the biggest thing. Like,
- 1:03:00Speaker 2: I don't, I wonder, I would love to know what her.
- 1:03:02Speaker 3: I remember seeing her like first performance on the tonight show.
- 1:03:06Speaker 3: You know, I was watching, just watching Johnny Carson and
- 1:03:09Speaker 3: she was the comedian.
- 1:03:10Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:03:10Speaker 3: And I remember thinking it was the funniest shit I
- 1:03:12Speaker 3: had ever seen back in a, I'm a domestic goddess.
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:03:16Speaker 3: It was just so funny.
- 1:03:18Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:03:18Speaker 3: I mean, I always liked her. And Roseanne, when it
- 1:03:20Speaker 3: first came out, was great.
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: Loved it. Yeah. Loved it. And then, you know what happened?
- 1:03:25Speaker 2: Then it was all, she was someone, unfortunately.
- 1:03:30Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:03:30Speaker 2: That the Hollywood fame got screwed up her whole career.
- 1:03:34Speaker 2: I wish she, I wonder if she'll ever talk about that.
- 1:03:36Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:03:37Speaker 2: Because it's like, she got into the plastic surgery a
- 1:03:39Speaker 2: little too, now she deserves to get some work done.
- 1:03:43Speaker 2: But like, then, yeah, she divorces the husband, which again,
- 1:03:46Speaker 2: she deserves. She falls for Tom Arnold. And then you,
- 1:03:49Speaker 2: there was just so much tabloid about them being nightmares
- 1:03:53Speaker 2: on set and everything. And you're like, yeah, but the
- 1:03:55Speaker 2: show is still like enjoy. It's like once we knew
- 1:03:58Speaker 2: all about the makings of it, all so much in
- 1:04:01Speaker 2: the tabloids, Then you sit down and watch it. And
- 1:04:04Speaker 2: I think it took you out of it.
- 1:04:05Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:04:05Speaker 2: Knowing that like they're really rich and they're doing this.
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: And then, of course, when she's saying the national anthem.
- 1:04:11Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 1:04:12Speaker 2: Right. And wasn't and she thought it would be funny
- 1:04:14Speaker 2: and everyone thought it would be funny. And then they realized, no,
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: if you can't sing, you shouldn't do it because it's
- 1:04:18Speaker 2: too disrespectful. So then she grabs her crotch and spits
- 1:04:22Speaker 2: like a ballplayer thinking, I've got to try to save
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: this joke. And the whole world turns on her like
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: you're disrespectful. You're spitting. This is America. Yeah.
- 1:04:32Speaker 3: That was so crazy.
- 1:04:33Speaker 2: It was crazy. Now, when you look back, you're like, yeah,
- 1:04:36Speaker 2: sometimes not every joke lands.
- 1:04:37Speaker 3: I know.
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: And it wasn't, and it's not always to like desecrate
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: God or the flag. Like, you know, it's just like.
- 1:04:44Speaker 3: She was just like, yeah, I was just.
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: She was trying to save the bit.
- 1:04:47Speaker 3: Trying to be funny. Yeah.
- 1:04:48Speaker 2: She's like, they asked me to do it and I
- 1:04:49Speaker 2: could never sing. So I was like, and then the
- 1:04:52Speaker 2: worst that she did it, she was in there booing.
- 1:04:54Speaker 2: She's like, let's just go with, you know, let's play ball.
- 1:04:57Speaker 2: And anyway, I'm kind of curious to see it. Um,
- 1:05:01Speaker 2: The thousand pound sister. I, I was like, how did she,
- 1:05:05Speaker 2: so she got married and had a kid, two kids,
- 1:05:08Speaker 2: but her husband left her. And, but she's only 400 pounds. Oh.
- 1:05:12Speaker 2: And I said, are they going to have to change
- 1:05:15Speaker 2: the title of the show? And then Annie goes, no,
- 1:05:17Speaker 2: together they have to add up to a thousand.
- 1:05:20Speaker 3: Oh, well, I hope they reach that goal.
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: So I go, so one is four and one is six.
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: But anyway, you know, I think, well, you know what?
- 1:05:29Speaker 3: Even if they're 900 pounds, I would let the title slide.
- 1:05:32Speaker 3: I wouldn't. It's not like I wouldn't watch. Like, wait
- 1:05:35Speaker 3: a minute.
- 1:05:36Speaker 2: I saw a recent one. I saw one. She had
- 1:05:40Speaker 2: like still oxygen or something, but she looked a lot
- 1:05:43Speaker 2: thinner in the face. Oh, she got her chin done.
- 1:05:48Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:05:49Speaker 3: Oh, good. Well, I wish everybody well, you know.
- 1:05:53Speaker 2: Yeah. Taylor Swift.
- 1:05:55Speaker 3: Yeah, she dives into... Is that how she ends the show?
- 1:05:57Speaker 2: No, she, I guess, goes into, I don't know, like,
- 1:06:00Speaker 2: it must be just like a big soft pillow or something.
- 1:06:03Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:06:03Speaker 2: And then does her change that way.
- 1:06:05Speaker 3: Oh, got it.
- 1:06:05Speaker 2: But she makes it look like, obviously, and then I
- 1:06:07Speaker 2: think they show video of her swimming that's not at
- 1:06:11Speaker 2: that moment.
- 1:06:12Speaker 3: Yeah. That's what I think.
- 1:06:12Speaker 2: Because how could she get her hair wet?
- 1:06:14Speaker 3: I saw a lot of video clips of the show.
- 1:06:15Speaker 3: It looks like it's going to be a good show.
- 1:06:17Speaker 3: I mean, she puts on a pretty good concert. Yeah.
- 1:06:20Speaker 3: Pretty exciting.
- 1:06:23Speaker 4: Um....
- 1:06:25Speaker 3: Nick Lachey.
- 1:06:26Speaker 2: What happened here? Let me look this up.
- 1:06:27Speaker 3: Nick Lachey ordered to attend anger management and AA meetings.
- 1:06:31Speaker 3: Is he a problem, Nick Lachey? I always felt like
- 1:06:34Speaker 3: he was just a nice, wholesome guy.
- 1:06:35Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh. Okay, so he's ordered to attend 52
- 1:06:39Speaker 2: weeks of anger management and AA meetings. He's been charged
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: with assault and battery after accosting celebrity photographer Jody Santos.
- 1:06:47Speaker 2: I can't believe people are still attacking photographers.
- 1:06:50Speaker 3: I know.
- 1:06:51Speaker 2: First of all, you're out. If this lady doesn't get
- 1:06:54Speaker 2: you with a good camera, everybody else with their cell
- 1:06:57Speaker 2: phones are going to get you. So like, is it
- 1:06:59Speaker 2: really that much to be like angry about?
- 1:07:02Speaker 3: I don't know if this girl did, but I think
- 1:07:04Speaker 3: sometimes they say things to encourage them to punch them.
- 1:07:08Speaker 3: So that's what I used to hear. They used to
- 1:07:10Speaker 3: say like horrible things to them.
- 1:07:13Speaker 2: So she was snapping pictures from her car. What could
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: you say to him? I don't like you on Love
- 1:07:18Speaker 2: is Blind.
- 1:07:19Speaker 3: 98 Degrees sucks.
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: I like Backstreet Boys better. What are you going to say?
- 1:07:24Speaker 2: She said she is still waiting for an apology from
- 1:07:27Speaker 2: the singer a year later. No one from his team
- 1:07:31Speaker 2: has even reached out to ask if she is okay.
- 1:07:33Speaker 2: He attempted to bust his fist through her car window.
- 1:07:36Speaker 4: Whoa.
- 1:07:37Speaker 2: He should be thanking me for the free publicity. I mean,
- 1:07:40Speaker 2: really talk about an oversized ego. I agree, girl. I
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: really do. He was leaving a dinner in Beverly Hills
- 1:07:46Speaker 2: with his wife. And there is a video that shows
- 1:07:49Speaker 2: him approaching the car, then reaching through the window and
- 1:07:52Speaker 2: tried to snatch her phone and spewing profanities. And Nick's
- 1:07:56Speaker 2: not really on the radar. I just saw him. This
- 1:07:59Speaker 2: is a woman talking. And I figured we'll get a
- 1:08:01Speaker 2: shot of a couple coming out of a restaurant. I've
- 1:08:03Speaker 2: taken photos of him plenty of times and never had
- 1:08:05Speaker 2: a problem. But this time was different. He flipped me off.
- 1:08:09Speaker 2: And then I heard Vanessa, his wife, say, go get him.
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: Open the door. And then he started walking towards my
- 1:08:14Speaker 2: car aggressively. I immediately locked my door and rolled up
- 1:08:17Speaker 2: my window as fast as I could. He then just
- 1:08:20Speaker 2: started punching my window. I thought he was going to
- 1:08:22Speaker 2: break his hand. That's how hard he was hitting the glass.
- 1:08:25Speaker 2: I am surprised he didn't shatter the window.
- 1:08:27Speaker 4: Huh.
- 1:08:28Speaker 3: It sounds like he needs some anger management. Did he
- 1:08:32Speaker 3: go to that? He's got to.
- 1:08:34Speaker 2: Now, well, you got it. You got 52 weeks of it.
- 1:08:36Speaker 3: That's lots of years worth of anger management. You feel
- 1:08:39Speaker 3: like they, when they, you just go in once and
- 1:08:41Speaker 3: they say, yeah, I'll just sign it.
- 1:08:42Speaker 2: That was a, they made a whole show about that
- 1:08:44Speaker 2: with Charlie Sheen, anger management.
- 1:08:46Speaker 3: It was originally a Jack Nicholson, Adam Sandler movie. They
- 1:08:51Speaker 3: spun it off into that show.
- 1:08:53Speaker 2: Was it funny ever?
- 1:08:54Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 1:08:57Speaker 2: Um, well, I mean, I think that's a good way
- 1:08:59Speaker 2: to like, save yourself, but like that is just so weird.
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: And that, that she was encouraging him. Yeah. You guys aren't.
- 1:09:07Speaker 3: It's like a Jada Pinkett, Will Smith.
- 1:09:09Speaker 2: Totally.
- 1:09:10Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:09:10Speaker 2: And I mean, you guys aren't famous at all. I
- 1:09:13Speaker 2: don't know anyone that could justify that. I mean, the
- 1:09:16Speaker 2: only time is I think if, something's going on where
- 1:09:20Speaker 2: it's like your kid. That's the only time I think
- 1:09:22Speaker 2: that you can get angry. You are at a Beverly
- 1:09:25Speaker 2: Hills restaurant.
- 1:09:27Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:09:27Speaker 2: They're not across the street from your kid's school.
- 1:09:30Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:09:31Speaker 2: Or you coming out of pushing your cancer ridden wife
- 1:09:34Speaker 2: after she got, you know, chemo. And then someone's like.
- 1:09:37Speaker 3: Hey, right.
- 1:09:39Speaker 2: Did your wife lose her hair yet? Okay. I see it.
- 1:09:41Speaker 2: Like then go after someone. You're at a restaurant.
- 1:09:44Speaker 3: What are you?
- 1:09:45Speaker 2: Isn't that why you go to dinner in Beverly Hills
- 1:09:47Speaker 2: is so that someone snaps a photo of you? I mean,
- 1:09:48Speaker 2: that's why I do.
- 1:09:50Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean. Otherwise, I'm like. I feel like that's
- 1:09:52Speaker 3: why Nicolashay does, too.
- 1:09:53Speaker 2: You know what I mean? That's why anyone goes. Otherwise, like,
- 1:09:55Speaker 2: we all live in the Valley.
- 1:09:56Speaker 4: Right.
- 1:09:56Speaker 2: You would just go to, like, down the street for
- 1:09:58Speaker 2: sushi on Ventura.
- 1:10:00Speaker 3: Yeah, you know.
- 1:10:01Speaker 2: Why would you go all the way over the hill
- 1:10:02Speaker 2: unless you're hoping to get photographed?
- 1:10:05Speaker 3: I hop. Went there with my daughter on Saturday. She
- 1:10:08Speaker 3: wanted pancakes. Got the happy face pancake. I got to
- 1:10:11Speaker 3: tell you, I don't know who's doing the artwork in
- 1:10:13Speaker 3: the back. The happy face did not look great. You know,
- 1:10:16Speaker 3: it's supposed to be happy face with whipped cream. That's
- 1:10:18Speaker 3: supposed to be the smile. Chocolate chips to teeth. You understand?
- 1:10:22Speaker 2: Chocolate chips are the teeth?
- 1:10:24Speaker 3: Chocolate chips are supposed to be the teeth. They're supposed
- 1:10:25Speaker 3: to be placed there and look like the teeth. The smile.
- 1:10:28Speaker 3: This thing came to my, I could show you a picture.
- 1:10:31Speaker 3: I'm in a male soul.
- 1:10:33Speaker 2: I want to see it.
- 1:10:34Speaker 3: I'll show it to you. Okay. This is what it
- 1:10:36Speaker 3: came at. This is what the happy face pancake came.
- 1:10:39Speaker 2: Out looking like. What do you order from IHOP?
- 1:10:41Speaker 3: Well, I just went because my daughter said she wanted pancakes.
- 1:10:43Speaker 2: So you didn't order anything? You just ordered a cup
- 1:10:44Speaker 2: of coffee?
- 1:10:45Speaker 3: Here's the happy face. Oh, my God.
- 1:10:50Speaker 2: We'll put this on our slideshow.
- 1:10:52Speaker 3: My daughter's like, wait, is it supposed to be a
- 1:10:54Speaker 3: happy face? I was like, it's supposed to be. I'm
- 1:10:56Speaker 3: not sure who did the.
- 1:10:57Speaker 2: Whipped cream work in the back. First of all, this
- 1:10:59Speaker 2: happy face needs real braces, not just Invisalign.
- 1:11:02Speaker 3: I know, it's bad.
- 1:11:03Speaker 2: It is all over the place. It's in bad shape.
- 1:11:05Speaker 2: It needs cataract surgery for the eyes. I know. You
- 1:11:09Speaker 2: know what? You've got to tell them to make the
- 1:11:11Speaker 2: bacon crispy.
- 1:11:12Speaker 3: Every time you order.
- 1:11:13Speaker 2: No, every time you order.
- 1:11:14Speaker 3: Anywhere. At IHOP? I don't think they take special orders.
- 1:11:17Speaker 3: They're barely holding it together. I mean, this place was...
- 1:11:22Speaker 3: They wear iPads around their necks now. That's how they
- 1:11:25Speaker 3: do the ordering.
- 1:11:26Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:11:27Speaker 3: And it's strange because the thing's not long enough. So
- 1:11:30Speaker 3: it's not down here, you know, where they... It would
- 1:11:33Speaker 3: be easy for them to put the order.
- 1:11:34Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:11:34Speaker 3: It's up here. So this girl's like, what do you want?
- 1:11:38Speaker 3: I said, the smiley face. It's so stupid that they
- 1:11:43Speaker 3: have to wear these. Just go back to pen and paper. And,
- 1:11:47Speaker 3: you know, it's just the iPad.
- 1:11:48Speaker 2: Yeah, but people don't know how to write anymore.
- 1:11:50Speaker 3: I know. I think that's it. I just think it's.
- 1:11:52Speaker 2: And this way they go and they can just pick
- 1:11:54Speaker 2: the photos.
- 1:11:55Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:11:56Speaker 2: Of what it is.
- 1:11:56Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
- 1:11:57Speaker 2: What? So you didn't order anything?
- 1:11:59Speaker 3: No, I ordered, what did I get? Like the two, two, two.
- 1:12:02Speaker 3: Two pancakes, two sandwiches.
- 1:12:04Speaker 2: You were the boringest.
- 1:12:04Speaker 3: I know. Well, I just, it was bad. It was bad.
- 1:12:07Speaker 3: I just wanted to kind of get out of there.
- 1:12:09Speaker 3: My daughter was not happy with the happy face.
- 1:12:11Speaker 2: How could you not get some? It's called International House
- 1:12:14Speaker 2: Pancakes for the reason.
- 1:12:15Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:12:15Speaker 2: We used to go.
- 1:12:16Speaker 3: But you know what they did away with?
- 1:12:17Speaker 2: What?
- 1:12:18Speaker 3: That's how I got my daughter to go. I said,
- 1:12:20Speaker 3: they have different flavored syrups.
- 1:12:23Speaker 2: Yeah, boysenberry. Gone.
- 1:12:25Speaker 3: Just maple. Boysenberry, gone. Strawberry, gone. Yes, I know. Straight maple.
- 1:12:32Speaker 3: I was shocked. Shocked. Talk about juicy scoop. I just
- 1:12:37Speaker 3: dropped a bar.
- 1:12:39Speaker 2: I always liked, like, we would get, we'd all go,
- 1:12:43Speaker 2: and I did love the chocolate chip pancakes, but I'd
- 1:12:46Speaker 2: want to always like expand my horizon. So I'd go
- 1:12:48Speaker 2: like as a little girl, like after church, I'd be like,
- 1:12:51Speaker 2: I'm getting the Swedish. Like there used to be like
- 1:12:54Speaker 2: the Swedish pancakes, which is like a whole different consistency.
- 1:12:57Speaker 3: Right, right.
- 1:12:58Speaker 2: And like, yeah.
- 1:12:59Speaker 3: Yeah, crepes.
- 1:13:00Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:13:01Speaker 3: That's all gone. Now, yeah, it's not what it used
- 1:13:04Speaker 3: to be.
- 1:13:04Speaker 2: My dad, when he was in advertising, he had the
- 1:13:07Speaker 2: account for IHOP.
- 1:13:10Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
- 1:13:11Speaker 2: And I think... I think originally it was called International
- 1:13:16Speaker 2: House of Pancakes.
- 1:13:17Speaker 3: It was.
- 1:13:18Speaker 2: But they hired my dad's advertising firm to get it
- 1:13:21Speaker 2: so that more people would go there, not just for breakfast. Yes.
- 1:13:25Speaker 2: And that's when my dad came up with, or his
- 1:13:27Speaker 2: company or whatever, IHOP.
- 1:13:30Speaker 3: Wow.
- 1:13:30Speaker 2: And we've got burgers, we've got sandwiches, we've got all
- 1:13:33Speaker 2: this stuff. And I remember he's like, to my brothers
- 1:13:36Speaker 2: who were older than I, and they were like baby
- 1:13:38Speaker 2: preteen at the time, and he goes- we're doing a
- 1:13:41Speaker 2: commercial and it's going to be, we're going to get these,
- 1:13:44Speaker 2: the Sha Na Na people.
- 1:13:45Speaker 3: Oh, the Bowser.
- 1:13:47Speaker 4: Yes.
- 1:13:47Speaker 2: And he goes, don't you guys love these guys? My
- 1:13:51Speaker 2: brothers are like, no.
- 1:13:52Speaker 3: They used to do 50s songs.
- 1:13:57Speaker 2: Yes. And so they, they were going to do the
- 1:13:59Speaker 2: commercial because they were going to be like, it's like
- 1:14:01Speaker 2: a 1950s diner, but you should go there for like
- 1:14:04Speaker 2: milkshakes and hamburgers. And we've got steak and we've got
- 1:14:07Speaker 2: like a Salisbury steak. And we were like, Oh, those,
- 1:14:10Speaker 2: I mean, I think it's still open for lunch and dinner.
- 1:14:14Speaker 3: Yeah, they still got it. That's how they went. They
- 1:14:17Speaker 3: doubled down on hamburgers at one point. That was going
- 1:14:19Speaker 3: to be their thing. They're like, we're not doing pancakes anymore,
- 1:14:21Speaker 3: just hamburgers. And it blew up in their face. And
- 1:14:25Speaker 3: then they get rid of boysenberry syrup.
- 1:14:26Speaker 2: You know what I also think? I also thought, you
- 1:14:30Speaker 2: know what, people? You don't have to give so much food.
- 1:14:34Speaker 2: When they're like, would you like eggs in this? And
- 1:14:36Speaker 2: then instead of toast, you're like, or pancakes. And they're like,
- 1:14:40Speaker 2: all right. Yeah. That's too much food.
- 1:14:42Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:14:42Speaker 2: Well, I mean. You should need to charge more for
- 1:14:44Speaker 2: those extra pancakes.
- 1:14:46Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:14:46Speaker 2: And maybe if you did, then you could keep the
- 1:14:48Speaker 2: fancy syrup.
- 1:14:50Speaker 3: I forgot. I'm so excited. You mentioned Sha Na Na.
- 1:14:53Speaker 3: They were huge.
- 1:14:54Speaker 2: Sha Na Na Na.
- 1:14:55Speaker 3: They had their own TV show. That's back in the
- 1:14:57Speaker 3: days of variety shows. Remember? Yeah. If you were like
- 1:15:00Speaker 3: famous singer or whatever, they'd give you a variety show.
- 1:15:03Speaker 3: Barry Manilow on ABC tonight. It'd be like the worst
- 1:15:06Speaker 3: comedy sketches.
- 1:15:07Speaker 2: Lisa Sunstead.
- 1:15:09Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:15:09Speaker 2: Who runs Pretty Funny Women. Anybody that's interested in pursuing
- 1:15:13Speaker 2: stand-up comedy or take a class. And it's women only
- 1:15:16Speaker 2: and she's great. She's in LA. Anyway, she was a
- 1:15:20Speaker 2: singer and dancer.
- 1:15:21Speaker 3: That's right.
- 1:15:21Speaker 2: And she went on tour with them.
- 1:15:23Speaker 3: On like cruise ships and stuff.
- 1:15:25Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:15:25Speaker 3: Yeah. That's amazing.
- 1:15:27Speaker 2: That was like her first like real job, like performing.
- 1:15:29Speaker 3: That one guy, Bowser, became like a big deal. He
- 1:15:33Speaker 3: used to just make his muscle, remember? Dip, dip. Oh, man.
- 1:15:36Speaker 3: They're in Grease. They're in the movie Grease.
- 1:15:37Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
- 1:15:38Speaker 3: They play at the dance when that girl takes away
- 1:15:43Speaker 3: Danny Zuko and wins the trophy. In the original one? Yeah,
- 1:15:48Speaker 3: in the original with Libby Newton-John and John Travolta. Anyway.
- 1:15:52Speaker 3: Enough about that.
- 1:15:53Speaker 2: Anyway, don't you love that John Travolta is bald now?
- 1:15:56Speaker 2: It just makes everyone feel more comfortable.
- 1:15:57Speaker 3: He's bald, but now he goes too heavy on the
- 1:15:59Speaker 3: beard dye. He just needs to go completely natural.
- 1:16:03Speaker 2: I think he did the beard because I think You
- 1:16:06Speaker 2: know what is great for guys? If you want to
- 1:16:10Speaker 2: get a facelift as a man, you for a while
- 1:16:14Speaker 2: at least, I think you got a facelift and he's
- 1:16:17Speaker 2: camouflaging any kind of like, you know, year long recovery
- 1:16:22Speaker 2: with that heavy beard.
- 1:16:23Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:16:24Speaker 2: It looks good.
- 1:16:25Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, I think he looks fine.
- 1:16:27Speaker 2: He said, I'll never date another woman since my wife
- 1:16:30Speaker 2: has passed.
- 1:16:31Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:16:32Speaker 3: You know, that doesn't surprise me if you believe what
- 1:16:34Speaker 3: you're hearing. You know, I don't know. I always liked
- 1:16:37Speaker 3: John Travolta. I have a soft spot in my heart
- 1:16:40Speaker 3: for him.
- 1:16:40Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:16:41Speaker 3: Of that era that I liked his movies.
- 1:16:43Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:16:44Speaker 3: He seems like a nice guy. What do I know?
- 1:16:47Speaker 3: You don't know anything.
- 1:16:49Speaker 2: Chris, where are your next shows where the Juicy Scoopers
- 1:16:51Speaker 2: can come and just Be in your live presence.
- 1:16:55Speaker 3: Well, this is on Friday. This comes out Thursday. So
- 1:16:57Speaker 3: I'm in New York Friday night. I'm at Meguiar's in Ronkonkoma,
- 1:17:01Speaker 3: my hometown on Long Island. Meguiar's Comedy Club in Ronkonkoma.
- 1:17:04Speaker 3: And then I'm at the Cutting Room in New York
- 1:17:07Speaker 3: City Sunday night. Cutting Room, New York City. And then
- 1:17:10Speaker 3: I have a million more. Nashville, Huntsville, Memphis, Jacksonville, Florida, Tampa, Florida,
- 1:17:19Speaker 3: West Palm, Florida. All in April. Frangola.fun has everything.
- 1:17:23Speaker 2: That is wonderful.
- 1:17:24Speaker 3: Stardome. Now, wait.
- 1:17:26Speaker 2: We need the Juicy Scoopers.
- 1:17:27Speaker 3: Birmingham, Alabama. Stardome.
- 1:17:29Speaker 2: New York City Juicy Scoopers.
- 1:17:31Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. That's what I wanted to know.
- 1:17:34Speaker 2: You can get a message to Chris or I or both.
- 1:17:38Speaker 2: He wants to go to a cool restaurant with his
- 1:17:41Speaker 2: brother on Saturday night. We know it's hard to get reservations.
- 1:17:44Speaker 2: It's just the two of you.
- 1:17:45Speaker 3: Yes.
- 1:17:46Speaker 2: You have a free night. You're not performing, so you'd
- 1:17:48Speaker 2: like a nice, cool vibe.
- 1:17:50Speaker 5: Yes.
- 1:17:50Speaker 3: Can I say what I want?
- 1:17:51Speaker 2: Yes, please say what you want.
- 1:17:52Speaker 3: I want like old style, like I used to see
- 1:17:54Speaker 3: back in the old days of New York. Models and
- 1:17:57Speaker 3: a line out front and you go inside and it's
- 1:18:00Speaker 3: a whole scene. That's what I want. Like I know
- 1:18:03Speaker 3: I'm too old for this, but I got one night
- 1:18:05Speaker 3: in New York free and I want to go out
- 1:18:08Speaker 3: on a Saturday night and see a New York City scene.
- 1:18:11Speaker 3: Does that even exist anymore? I don't know. Like I
- 1:18:13Speaker 3: want to have drinks somewhere first and then around 9 p.m.
- 1:18:17Speaker 3: go to dinner. Where does that happen? Lower east side, uptown, downtown?
- 1:18:21Speaker 2: And there's like a DJ playing and stuff, but you're
- 1:18:22Speaker 2: still eating. You're at a table.
- 1:18:23Speaker 3: And it's good looking people. I'm having a good time.
- 1:18:26Speaker 3: Is that even a thing anymore? I need to know.
- 1:18:29Speaker 2: I think it is.
- 1:18:30Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:18:30Speaker 2: I am looking for that as well.
- 1:18:32Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:18:33Speaker 2: But I'm going like May, I think I'm going like
- 1:18:36Speaker 2: May 8th, 9th, and 10th. I'm not doing a show there,
- 1:18:38Speaker 2: but I am doing something for the podcast.
- 1:18:40Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:18:42Speaker 2: Like business-wise for the podcast. So I'm not performing- per se,
- 1:18:46Speaker 2: but I have a couple of nights free.
- 1:18:49Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:18:50Speaker 2: So I hear about Cibriana and Carbone and all these
- 1:18:54Speaker 2: other things. I keep writing them down. So I remember,
- 1:18:57Speaker 2: and I follow these things like this. You've got to
- 1:19:00Speaker 2: get this. You don't get this. Actually, this was a
- 1:19:02Speaker 2: lot of hype. I wouldn't go here.
- 1:19:04Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:19:04Speaker 2: This is a hidden secret. No, I don't want it,
- 1:19:07Speaker 2: but I'm going to need it. Yeah. I don't want
- 1:19:09Speaker 2: a hidden secret either. I want to have a bit
- 1:19:12Speaker 2: of a scene, but I also want that really delicious food.
- 1:19:16Speaker 3: Someone told me Beauty and Essex.
- 1:19:19Speaker 2: Oh, that's been around a long time. I know.
- 1:19:20Speaker 3: There's one here, I think, in LA too. So it's
- 1:19:22Speaker 3: a Tao group.
- 1:19:23Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:19:24Speaker 3: And I think there's one down in downtown LA. And
- 1:19:26Speaker 3: I heard that's a cool scene, but I could be wrong.
- 1:19:28Speaker 3: That could be 10 years ago.
- 1:19:30Speaker 2: I did go 10 years ago.
- 1:19:31Speaker 3: To Beauty Essex?
- 1:19:32Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh. And I mean, I like their menu a lot.
- 1:19:35Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:19:35Speaker 2: Because it's like all the little yummy, like different things.
- 1:19:38Speaker 2: And it was a cool scene and it was fun.
- 1:19:41Speaker 2: So hopefully it still is. So anyway, you can help
- 1:19:44Speaker 2: Chris out. I mean, the brother's cute too, right?
- 1:19:47Speaker 3: We're cute. We're cute. We'd be the oldest people in
- 1:19:51Speaker 3: the place, I'm sure, on Saturday night at 9 o'clock.
- 1:19:53Speaker 2: I follow these girls that say, this is where you
- 1:19:55Speaker 2: go to find a sugar mama. This is where you
- 1:19:56Speaker 2: go to find a sugar daddy. This is where you
- 1:19:58Speaker 2: go to find a Wall Street guy.
- 1:20:00Speaker 3: This is where you go to- Oh, this is the
- 1:20:01Speaker 3: type of information I need.
- 1:20:02Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:20:03Speaker 3: Where do you go to find a sugar mama?
- 1:20:05Speaker 2: I got to go look up this girl's TikTok. These
- 1:20:08Speaker 2: two girls, they're really funny. They show all the food,
- 1:20:12Speaker 2: and it's kind of funny the way they talk about it.
- 1:20:14Speaker 2: They're like, I got this meal and dah, dah, dah, dah.
- 1:20:17Speaker 2: And then they're like, and just, so it's delicious. Or
- 1:20:20Speaker 2: she'll say, I didn't love the fish, but the lemon
- 1:20:23Speaker 2: cheesecake was amazing. Go cry about it. And then she
- 1:20:26Speaker 2: ends up go cry about it, but they give really
- 1:20:28Speaker 2: good information. And they show the drinks and the foods
- 1:20:31Speaker 2: and all this stuff. And again, it's like, oh, it's overwhelming.
- 1:20:34Speaker 2: I know I got to make a reservation. Like you're
- 1:20:35Speaker 2: already too late. So you almost need someone that works there.
- 1:20:38Speaker 3: I know. That's why I'm throwing it out to your
- 1:20:40Speaker 3: large audience.
- 1:20:41Speaker 2: And then I have a little bit of time to
- 1:20:44Speaker 2: schedule things. Yeah.
- 1:20:46Speaker 3: I'll figure it out.
- 1:20:46Speaker 2: And I'm, yeah, I'm going with Peter. We've never gone
- 1:20:49Speaker 2: to New York together ever.
- 1:20:50Speaker 3: No.
- 1:20:51Speaker 2: He's never come with me before.
- 1:20:52Speaker 3: Really?
- 1:20:53Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:20:53Speaker 2: Cause I've always just gone and done standup and stuff.
- 1:20:56Speaker 4: Oh.
- 1:20:56Speaker 2: So I'm kind of excited to do like some cute, like,
- 1:20:58Speaker 2: you know, food.
- 1:20:59Speaker 3: I'm staying in a nice hotel that you stayed in
- 1:21:01Speaker 3: one time. What? And I don't know, it's on downtown,
- 1:21:04Speaker 3: but it was, it looks really nice. And I saw
- 1:21:07Speaker 3: when you were there, I saw like, oh, I'll stay
- 1:21:08Speaker 3: at this place. It looks nice.
- 1:21:10Speaker 2: Oh, good.
- 1:21:10Speaker 3: Good. That's where it's going to be. It's going to
- 1:21:12Speaker 3: be fun. Yeah.
- 1:21:14Speaker 2: Frangelo.fun. Fun. Cover to cover. Check it out. He's going
- 1:21:19Speaker 2: to lots of cities. Hopefully one will be there. Thanks
- 1:21:22Speaker 2: so much, honey.
- 1:21:22Speaker 3: Thank you.
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