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#191 - The Dynamics of Conversation · The Chris and Mike Show

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Right. And we're live.
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We're alive, boys and girls. If you didn't know that.
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Here we are. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh. Glitch.
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Now this will be interesting. It's still at 39% Man what
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I really don't understand why the Internet?
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It just doesn't like you for some reason I don't understand.
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It's irrational. It's ridiculous because I re.
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I restart. Well, since it's just you and I,
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we're going to play a game here. So right now I'm on, I'm on the
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Starlink, one of the stuff you noticed.
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You have something else going on.
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What does it normally have? Oh, there it went away.
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It's 2 Starlinks. Oh, 'cause you're switching, I
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get it. It's thinking.
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It's thinking. He was having constant trying to
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recognize too, which is unusual. Trying to reconnect.
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OK, so I went to the other Starlink so let's see what
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happens there. Can you see me now or am I
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frozen still? Well, let's see, you're kind of
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like a robot. OK, robot.
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So we're going to go to the other one.
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Actually, Cox actually really like a robot.
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Now you're frozen. You.
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Want to be a free man? Just frozen in time, I guess
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this is a good time to tell you all that were brought to you by
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Riverside FM, the only place for your podcast platforms and all
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other things. Yeah, now he's gone.
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It's just me. Here we are in my studio, we're
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connected, and we're uploaded to 98 percent, 99%.
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He lives in a city of like 3 million people, and I live in
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the middle of a cornfield basically, and I'm the one that
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stays connected. It's fascinating.
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It's a testament to fiber optic networks.
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So shout out to Pavlov Media. Congratulations for keeping me
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connected for almost 200 episodes now.
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Well, 150 because the reason I switched was DSL wasn't cutting
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it. He's on cable and Starlink,
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which Starlink is supposed to be the be all end all of satellite
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Internet, right? And in his case, it's just not
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the case. I have no idea.
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It says it asks me if I want more streaming power to upgrade,
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whatever that means, and if that's.
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Only for changing the resolution.
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So right now when we upload to YouTube where it's 720.
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Oh, right on. And if we upgrade, we can go to
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1080, which is HD. So we're recording not in HD I
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guess is the point. Yeah, and I'm at, I'm at 15%
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upload, so it's still slower than shit.
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I need to call Cox. Maybe they need to like reset
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the cache because you know, every now and then they do
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something on there and they reset everything.
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But I don't know. I don't know.
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It's, it's fucking stupid 15% man.
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Well, that's what I was saying when you were gone.
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Like you live in a city of 3 million people and I basically
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live in the middle of a cornfield, right?
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You would think it would be reversed, right?
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I yeah, you would think, man, I don't get it at all.
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And it's, and it's been happening a lot lately.
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Usually when it's just you and I, I don't have problems.
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Usually when it's just you and I, I'm styling.
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Yeah, you know, styling, styling.
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I'm going to try this one. Let's see what happens.
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This is a Verizon. This is like a third generation
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backup just to have it. Can I have more experiment while
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we have time here? For sure.
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It is hard to have a podcast. If nothing came.
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Nothing with the other person for sure.
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You're there now. I'm there now, OK?
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Yeah, now you're back. OK.
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Is he, is it back strong? My back strong.
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Yeah, your audio's good. Yeah, you're.
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Oh, there. Now your video cleaned up, too.
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Oh, now I have no audio at all. Oh, now I have no Chris.
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Yeah, that one worked good for a second, but then it kind of
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petered out real quick, which is unfortunate because I think that
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was the best version of the three.
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And I'm going to sneeze hopefully not, because usually I
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have about 15 in a row, so we'll hope that doesn't happen.
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Maybe I need some water because coffee makes you dehydrated for
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sure. That still fascinates me that he
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has three choices and not one of them is capable of uploading.
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Well let's see now he's texting us so unable to connect we're
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having issues reaching out our server.
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Please verify your Internet connection is stable and you
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don't have any firewall VPN blocking the connection to
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Riverside. Probably going to have to try
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and restart your computer again I would guess.
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Let me e-mail him here real quick.
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Yeah, that's very frustrating when you can't stay connected
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and you're trying to do a podcast from almost 2000 miles
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away. But when in doubt, the only
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thing I know how to do is restart the computer or reach
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out to tech support, and that's going to take a minute.
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So we'll let him try and restart and figure out what is going on
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with his connection. I just don't understand.
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Like I said, the only thing that I can say is that's a testament
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to fiber optic. Hey peace peace.
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This is going to be a cluster fuck of a show man, I can just
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tell. Makes people laugh, Yeah.
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Oh, look at them having problems, right?
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See. They have problems.
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We do have problems. Just like the rest of us.
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Well, I'm here briefly, so we got some cool people coming up
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on the show, cool people coming up.
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Don Warnock is coming on Tuesday.
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Good old DW we love, we love Don's away.
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Cool. Hi Don.
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And then Sean Martin, the second episode is coming on.
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We love 17th. Then we have Phillip, some guy
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named Philip. I can't read his last name.
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Coming on the 21st now. My, my handwriting.
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Oh, is that? Who's the fuck is that?
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My handwriting sucks, man. Nico.
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Nico Federer. I think I have to say that.
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Necco Federal, He's one of Beverly Brock's.
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Yeah, he's one of Beverly Brock's.
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Dude, he's coming on the end of the month.
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And so Jeff, he's. Going to be a good story too
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after reading his bio. Yeah, so Jeff Norman, the the,
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the dad joke, I was rescheduled from the 3rd to 24th and just
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sent me a message saying that you look kind of do a Sunday.
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Like, no, dude, you can't do a Sunday.
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So I'm probably going to, we're just going to cross him off the
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list. And you know, sorry, not sorry.
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He was, he'd be funny as hell, but he's just, he just keeps,
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you know, so we need to, we need to get another guest for 24th
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and I'm working on May right now.
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I haven't been very diligent in booking May.
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I'm sorry. I got, I got I'll turn emails
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out, but I don't have May's a blank canvas right now.
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It's a blank canvas. Nobody wants to come on the
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show. We just had some, we just had
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some people reach out, so. Yeah, you should do that.
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Let's do that here. Let's go.
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Let's. Let's get rid of this.
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Could be fun to do. Let's see if I can make this
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happen, Captain. Make it happen, Captain.
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Well, and the other cool thing is in the last 10 days, somehow
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we picked up almost 30 more countries. 30 more countries.
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You know why? I haven't even oh, told you what
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the last one or the last count was.
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I think it was 63. So.
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Sandy Martin just that's not counting our website.
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Yeah, 63 Cool. And another interesting fact is
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forever Austria was our second most listened to country, right?
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They they flip-flopped with Canada every now and then.
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Now Vietnam holds almost 5%. They just shot up to somebody in
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Vietnam really likes the show. So shout out to Vietnam.
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You're now #2 in the world listening to the Chris and Mike
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show. That's a fact.
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Austria's three-step up your game.
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Yeah, so, so Sandy Martin just chimed back.
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OK. So I'm going to I'm chiming back
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to her to see if if she is Sean Martin or not because that would
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be weird to have two Martins on the same day.
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And sometimes dudes are named Sandy, as we know and.
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While the picture is a Jew is a chick.
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Oh, there's a total chick. The plot thickens, Yeah.
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Are you sure it's not him with I?
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Don't know dude, it looks like a chick man.
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I'm going to I'm going to see if I can do this is kind of cool.
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This is kind of like, you know, going there.
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OK, so so this is an e-mail. Can you see this?
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This is from Marion about a Beroshina.
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So OK, this is somebody who wants to come on the show,
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Deborah Yeager, who is a Co founder of Yeager training and
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an NLP master trainer. The cool thing about NLP it has
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something to do with language and how what kind of language?
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I, I looked into it before. It's, it's how to use words.
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I don't want to say manipulate, but it's how to use words to,
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to, to just weave your way through conversations to, to
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kind of, you know, get people like, like, OK, Jim Jones really
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good at NLP, right? Sociopaths, people like that
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never agreed with his policies, but Obama was a great freaking
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speaker could captivate a crowd. So was Clinton.
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So they they had that kind of that NLP type stuff.
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Good at getting people to do what you want by not making them
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angry and using effective language.
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Right. Yeah, so.
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So this person was wanting to come on the show, which is kind
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of cool. That would be an right, right?
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That'd be an awesome. Conversation for sure.
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Just reply. Let's let's go ahead and get her
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scheduled for May. There you go, folks.
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This is how it's done. This is how guests are booked on
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the podcast. This is a live representation of
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what Chris does. Right.
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Behind the scenes every week. Right, right.
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That that is cool, yeah. It is kind of cool this.
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Is literally how it's done. Hey, sure, we would love to have
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you on, right? And it's nice that they reach
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out to us. Yeah, that's been great.
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We've had some really cool people reaching out lately and
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we appreciate that and whatever rabbit hole we fell into that
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all these countries found us welcome.
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Yeah, couple days as we do have emails out.
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So basically, you know, we just say that we this is when we do
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it. This is this is when we record.
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Come back and give me some days and we'll get you dialed in.
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Now. Now the other cool thing.
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And it's adorable that he includes me in the e-mail,
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ladies and gentlemen. But most of the time you were
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talking to him. But I do appreciate being
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included. Yeah, you are.
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Mostly talking to me, you know, Mostly talking to me.
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Where's. That's the musician's emails.
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Oh, Dave New. I got Dave.
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Where do you get Dave Newto back, man?
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Oh yeah, I was just thinking about that last week.
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Yeah, I'd love to talk to him again because he's he just made
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a move to Boise if I. Remember, did it right.
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And his Yeah, because I think his career seems to be on an
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upward trend. So congratulations on that.
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He's got some good gigs lined up.
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Because of us. 100%. 100%. I think he would let us take
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full credit. He's just that guy guy.
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Well, the Lord of the Devil, man, once, once we found that
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song and that was it, man. That was it.
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It's like it's. Time.
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I'm not denying that he's out there doing the work.
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Either no, absolutely not. He's definitely.
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Holding up his end of the. Bar for sure.
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So this is kind of cool too. So if you'll see if you're
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seeing this boys and girls, I copy and paste to save time.
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So this is reaching out to somebody to come on the show.
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We have two emails we sent out one's regular guest and one is a
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musical guest. So this is a regular guest.
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So it's like join. Oh, that's what I I forgot to
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copy this piece. Whoops.
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Don't do that. Did I just do that?
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I did not do that. OK, come on.
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I'll spell today, man. Now what the hell was this?
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His typing brain is not working. How?
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Was this guy's name? This is Dean.
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Hello, Dean. This came from Beverly Brock.
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Nice. So thank you, Beverly.
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So shout out. Sending and then this is going
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to be Travis. Travis, come on now, Chris,
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Chris and Kristen makes you. This is such boring podcasting
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right now. People like what the fuck are
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you doing man? It's not what I want to see.
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You have no idea. Really.
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Some of them with that. This is our no, this is our
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human interest. This is how the podcast works.
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This is what happens behind the scenes.
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This is true. The part you're listening to now
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is the fun part for Chris and I, too.
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All the stuff he's doing right now is just like me sitting down
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after we're done here and doing the editing.
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Yeah, there's nothing fun about him because it's very
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repetitive. It's very mundane.
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It's kind of like working on an assembly line in a factory.
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You know you're doing the same thing all the time.
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So obviously doing the show is the fun part.
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Now what you're seeing is what he does the rest of the week to
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make sure that we have enough shows to keep doing this, what,
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8 * a month? So no, I don't think it's boring
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at all. And if it is, I guess you just
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skipped this episode. There's a few episodes of mini
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podcasts that I've skipped because that's not my jam.
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I listen to the rest of them, you know?
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Yep. So all of Beverly's people have
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been invited. So then you can see that boys
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and this, I put them into a, they're separate folders.
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So I have an entire folder for Beverly Brock.
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And that's another cool thing that people wouldn't think about
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is we met Beverly. She was, for whatever reason,
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you know, the stars didn't align for a while.
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She finally came on the show. She had a great time.
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And now we've, you know, garnered at least three or four
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different guests that she feels comfortable sending to us.
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You know, that part of it to me is so cool, meeting people that
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found us interesting and said, hey, you know, I had a great
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time here. You should go talk to him as
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well. Yeah, absolutely.
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I had hoped that would happen, but you know, you never know.
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You don't you? You never know man.
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Life in the fasting going to make you lose your mind.
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Life in the fasting that footer. OK, OK.
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Yeah, it's, it's it's animated. See it?
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Yeah, I like. Thank you so Christian makes
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you. I'll start using that on my
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Linden communications. Your Gmail's all cheery.
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Everything on my computer's black.
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I don't remember. Who this this Linden person was?
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Who is this Linden person and? Not because I'm unhappy.
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It's easy on the eyes. Oh, we want they want to get Jay
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on the show. That's right.
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This linen guy's looking. What's it?
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This is weird. So some linen gases.
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He's talking about a guy named Jay and it's signed Dawn Gases.
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So who knows who that is, But let's get you on the show.
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I just said, let's get you on the show.
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Jay slash Don. Oh, that's a good idea, Jay.
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Don Gases and that's how I handle situations like that.
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And Jay Sapo. What the fuck?
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What the How do you? What is that now?
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Sapovitz, Sapovitz, Sapovitz. I think that's exactly what it
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is. Something.
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So then we have general emails and then you have musician
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emails and then you have show guest.
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Because I don't know exactly what this person is.
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They'll be a show guest. So nice.
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I kind of do that with my folders as.
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Well, because I have the same because I see that I can do this
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and I can move Sandy because see, there's not a Sandy Martin.
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That's what I'm waiting for to respond.
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Are you Sandy or are you Sean? Because see, that doesn't look
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like a Sean, does not look like a Sean.
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That's too small for me to see from here.
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And I, I'm going to take your word, I did.
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I did send this Deborah Yeager. So let's create a Deborah
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Yeager. Some of these people I think I
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should call sometimes, but they reach out via e-mail.
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So I just feel this is how I should respond because they're
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responding the way show guest, show guest, show guest, where is
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it, show, guest. We've got a lot of.
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Guests, man lots. And I was just looking back
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through because we have a nice numbering system on the actual
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studio that we use. So I went back to #1 and just
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kind of started looking at all the different people that we've
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had starting at about what, Episode 50 maybe?
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We had regular guests. You're right.
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We've had a ton of people with a ton of interesting life stories,
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man. Yeah, Phillips on the 21st,
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that's who this is. I'm like, who, Phillip?
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What's Phillip do? Phillip, Phillip Knockoff.
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He, he, he watched the Chad Valliere show talk about the
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unique chemistry of bands, tricky business of swapping
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drummers, etcetera. So he's he's Deborah's artist,
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creative, a wild recruiter. So is it Phillip?
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Is it Phillip? Is Deborah?
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Oh no, so, So what the hell, you know, So it's so so it's
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Deborah, but it's through Phillips.
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That's what kind of, that's what throws me for a loop when people
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come on and it's, they message us and then and then it's
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somebody else they're they're sending messages for, which is
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cool. So.
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They're represented by they're. Represented by somebody else.
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So it's like is do I have a Deborah in here?
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Is that Deborah Yeager? Is that different, Deborah?
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Let's see, because I thought we had the Deborah Yeager was
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Deborah. This is Deborah Masterson.
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Deborah Masterson for Freedom Quest, a love story.
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Deborah Masterson. Yeah.
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Freedom Quest. A Love Story.
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Create New Create new. Deborah Masterson.
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Let's see how he morphs into Dave.
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Molds into Dave. That's a show guest, so I
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worked. For him, he's doing work.
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He morphs into Dave. That's.
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Great. I worked for a friend of mine
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when the when the market crashed, Right, Brian?
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We took slightly pulls. Yeah, I don't know.
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I don't think I probably shouldn't tell him the story.
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I was just thinking about it. I'll tell you a story off air.
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Yeah, don't tell on air stories that you should.
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It's a tell story. I'll be right back.
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Control the control the masses. I'm only at 33% anyway.
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OK, you're listening. So I'm going to read this and
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I'm going to ask. I'll ask your opinion when you
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come back. This is something that I saved
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last night because when we started this podcast, it's funny
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that he brings up guests because we didn't have guests when we
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started. It was just him and I, and
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that's kind of how we thought it was going to go forever.
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And I think the second or third show we had a debate who was
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better in Van Halen, Dave or Sammy, and everybody's got their
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opinions. I liked both, but this headline
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caught my eye. It was from Ted Templeman, who
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was one of Van Halen's producers in the early days and
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responsible for the sound that we all know and love.
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And his quote was Dave was so brilliant.
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It would have never happened without Dave.
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And in the book he goes on to say, because I've read this book
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that as talented as Eddie was, and I've said this a million
22:52
times, I would have never made it with Nemesis without Chris as
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my front man. People don't latch on to guitar
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players as the main guy in the band.
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They're always a second to everybody.
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That's just a fact. If you're a good band and you're
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writing good songs, people are going to latch on to the singer
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because that's what they recognize.
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They learn the words, every one of them.
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They know how the melody goes. They sing it back to him.
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So I think that he's 100% right. But that garnered about 582
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comments of people arguing both ways.
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You know that Eddie would have made it without him at that
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level and that Dave would have made it without Eddie.
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That's also an argument that, you know, Dave had a stellar
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solo career, but you can argue the other way that Sammy did as
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well. You know, Sammy was an
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established solo artist after he left Montrose.
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He didn't need Van Halen to be successful.
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He would have lived the rest of his life a millionaire just on
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the singles that he had as a solo artist.
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So I do agree with his statement, though, that Dave was
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so brilliant as a front man that they wouldn't have made it
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without him, not at that level. You know, they would have been a
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good band and they might have toured the country, they might
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have even toured the world. But would they have been a Hall
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of Fame legendary? People never forget the name Van
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Halen without David Lee Roth. I don't think so.
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So we'll get Chris's opinion because he's been listening
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because he's like that, You know, he likes to be nosy and
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act like he's part of the show. Make sure everybody goes to the
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Chris and Mike show. Actually, it's not the, and
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Chris keep saying that too, and I need to correct him and I need
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to correct myself. The website is actually Chris
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and mikeshow.com. It's not the Chris and
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mikeshow.com. I make that mistake as well.
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Yeah, I just checked. It's just Chris and
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mikeshow.com. So I think that you're right.
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I don't think Eddie Van Halen would have been the guitar he or
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he is without Beverly Roth because you need the front man's
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the hook and you could probably pull up tons of examples because
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of your innate knowledge of of amazing guitar players that I.
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Use myself as an example. We would not have been who we
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are, and you're not. You're going to say that if it's
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required in a conversation, like, do you think your band
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would have made it without you? No, but I'm going to say it for
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you again and again. You were what I was looking for
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when I was putting that band together with Scott, right?
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You, you just said it. People have to have something to
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latch onto. Exactly.
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And, and I just, I mean, the greatest Eddie Van Halen was and
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I don't. And, and back to what you said
26:02
too, Sammy would not have had the success he had after
26:06
Montrose without joining Van Halen.
26:08
Sammy was Sammy, but he was never going to be a household
26:10
name like he is now, you know what I'm saying?
26:17
I actually argued it the other way.
26:19
I know you did. That he'd I'm sorry, he didn't
26:22
need Van Halen. Right, but I don't.
26:23
But he wouldn't be a household name without Van Halen.
26:25
I don't think he was a household name.
26:27
The only thing I knew about Sammy Hagar was 3 lock box.
26:31
I didn't know Montrose. I do.
26:34
All I heard, all I knew was 3 lock box.
26:35
And then he joined Van Halen because him and Eddie had the
26:38
same mechanic. Right.
26:43
Yeah, you're probably right. At the level that he's at now,
26:47
he might not have attained that level of household name.
26:51
Everybody knows who Sammy Hagar is now.
26:54
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm responding to I'm responding
27:04
to an e-mail. I just thought that was funny
27:07
when I read that because that's coming from a guy who is
27:11
directly responsible for their early sound.
27:14
Ted Templeman was the actual producer, and he's the one
27:18
making that comment. You know, it's in his opinion.
27:21
What he heard coming through the speakers when Dave was singing
27:25
was so brilliant that you know instantly he knew Van Halen was
27:29
going to be what they became. Right.
27:34
You could hear it in his People still sing, all those little
27:36
screeches and streams that they're not words, you know, but
27:40
we all know them. They fit perfectly in time with
27:43
the melody of what Eddie's playing on the guitar in the
27:45
background. He's just filling in the space.
27:48
You used to do that a lot, too. There's a little space there.
27:50
Yeah. I'm going to stick just a sound
27:53
that's in key. It's not really a word.
27:55
It's just, Hetfield said. His kids make fun of him because
28:00
he chose to say yeah, a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:03
Whatever he does, yeah, he, Mama, he does that a lot.
28:05
Mama. Yo, Mama.
28:07
OK, so Travis came back and he said I can do Tuesday.
28:12
OK, Which Tuesday? Which Tuesday in May Like like
28:20
you got to you got to pick a day.
28:21
Now when you respond to my emails, people, it's really
28:23
helpful if you tell me which Tuesday, which Tuesday works
28:27
for. You pick an actual day.
28:29
And the and. If we were psychics, we wouldn't
28:31
be doing this. So Sandy Martin is not related
28:34
to Sean Martin. They are two different people.
28:38
So, OK, so. The mystery has been solved.
28:41
But so now we need to see if, if, if one of these people can
28:44
move to the 24th because I had, I had Shawn might written down
28:49
because she must never confirm with me originally.
28:52
So the 24th was empty on my calendar.
28:55
This is why we need an intern or a producer.
28:57
People just come work first for free.
29:01
Yes, ride the wave to the top together.
29:08
We'll pay you handsomely when we get paid handsomely.
29:13
Yes, me for the code. Hang on.
29:20
And if there's any stellar editors out there that like to
29:22
work for free, I'll gladly let you do that too.
29:26
Yeah, provided you go through the Mike Michaels crash course
29:30
One O 1 of editing, right? I am a stickler for how it looks
29:36
and sounds. What about Jensen Buck?
29:44
He said he was coming back on, too, so I can have an episode
29:47
that's not sideways. Speaking of things that bother
29:50
me, that one, the content was just too good.
29:56
And like I, you know, I've said three times already, I reached
29:59
out to him and everybody was on board.
30:01
It just still bothers me. Yeah.
30:06
Because if you haven't heard that story, we obviously didn't
30:09
do that on purpose. If you watch that episode.
30:11
We did not do that on purpose. It was a glitch in the matrix.
30:22
Yeah, I started uploading the actual podcast in 4K too, so I
30:29
looked at it last night. It looks really good.
30:42
Obviously only if you have a 4K television.
30:45
Right, right, because you got to have 4K television.
30:47
I would be interested to see some 4K do.
30:51
You have a 4K television. I don't.
30:53
Oh. OK, so that.
31:03
Problem. I could be wrong, but yeah, I
31:05
think that actually makes the HD version look better.
31:08
Too. I think it's like I've seen them
31:10
and it's really, really weird because it makes you feel like
31:15
you're there and it's almost like it's not lifelike.
31:17
I mean, I know it's it's it's insanely life like, but for some
31:20
reason it doesn't, it doesn't feel lifelike.
31:22
I don't know how to explain it. Just it's, it's, it's bizarre,
31:24
man. It's kind of a mess with your
31:26
head type thing. There's a, there's a function on
31:30
the LGTVI have that it comes equipped with that freaked me
31:35
out. And it's called true motion and
31:37
it's kind of what you're describing.
31:40
It almost looks like, and you know, I've been behind the
31:44
scenes on it, but you've actually been in an acting role
31:47
where you know when you're there and then when you watch it on
31:50
TV, you have a vision in your head that's different from
31:53
people who have never seen it, right?
31:55
You know what's going on behind the scenes where the cameras are
31:58
moving and whether it's a single or multi camera, that true
32:03
motion actually makes you feel like you're in the middle of the
32:06
set. It's so real.
32:08
I had to turn it off it. It drove me nuts.
32:11
It's too lifelike. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
32:14
It's just a little bizarre. Yeah, I didn't like it.
32:19
I think 4K is just very crisp. It is crisp, but it's just it's
32:24
it's bizarre. It's it's a it's a definitely
32:26
bizarre thing. It's just, it's a little I just
32:31
it doesn't sit well with me, I guess, is what I'm trying to
32:33
say. You're.
32:35
Not supposed to be able to see the blades of grass.
32:36
No, you're not. You're not.
32:41
Hey, look, Lamar Jackson has a new pimple.
32:43
Right, yeah. So this guy's telling me that
32:50
he, he he told me he responded to an e-mail all and I don't see
32:53
it like, I don't know, tell you dude, I don't see the I don't
32:58
see the response and. You never heard back from Matt.
33:05
No. That's not.
33:12
Yeah, nothing. He sent it.
33:14
Well, yeah, again, he sent it to me at 9:00, but I at the shows
33:16
at at 10:30 or 9:30. And it was clearly, I clearly
33:20
told him everybody knows just, you know, but yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:26
See, there we go. It's actually. 10 there you.
33:28
Go Travis. Like Travis Team Magazine?
33:29
How about Mayfest? Yeah, I need a date.
33:31
I need a date. You can't.
33:33
You can't just say, how about Tuesday?
33:35
How about Tuesday, May 5th? May 5th, Travis?
33:38
I will gladly pay you for a hamburger on Tuesday.
33:45
So we're going to tell Travis, done, done you.
33:48
Oh, come on, why does it do that?
33:53
And you will link at 3:50 PM day of show.
33:57
MST time see look at that ladies and gentlemen he was just
34:01
throwing himself under the bus for being not diligent about
34:04
booking into May and right here live on the podcast he booked
34:07
his first show in May so of all times to give yourself a round
34:12
of applause you probably. Should do that, right?
34:18
Going back to the early days of the podcast.
34:20
Yep, absolutely. It really does the podcast.
34:34
So thinking back on those days, did you ever envision that 63
34:38
countries would have found this nonsense?
34:40
No, I don't. I don't at all.
34:42
And I say that he knows. I say that in the most
34:45
affectionate way possible. This is not nonsense.
34:47
I just, I'm self deprecating in the nicest way possible.
34:51
Yeah. Because I think when you're in
34:55
the middle of it, there is a little bit of your brain that
34:57
says, why would anybody care, right?
35:00
Right. But I've listened to, what, 1300
35:05
episodes of the Rogan podcast because I find it interesting
35:08
and I've learned a lot from it from, you know, the scientists
35:12
and the doctors that he's had on there.
35:13
And I've learned a lot from the crazy comedians and MMA fighters
35:16
he's had on there. Some of those people are way
35:18
smarter than you give them credit for.
35:20
So I think that's the appeal, right?
35:23
It's just the different stories that people have to hear.
35:26
To look at Beverly, would you have thought that she started?
35:30
17. Agency at 17 years old, by
35:33
literally buying a rock band, all the equipment, the songs,
35:38
you know and made it her vision, she said.
35:40
I knew better than what they were doing.
35:42
They had a they had a good start, but I could see where it
35:45
could be better, right? I love those people.
35:47
Yeah, and she was, she was definitely a cool human to talk
35:50
to. And the fact that, that we're
35:51
going to possibly have 5 guests from that initial conversation
35:55
because again, it's kind of neat that when people come on the
35:58
show and then once we wrap up the show, then we're off air the
36:03
accolades, they shower us with shows that we're not just, you
36:07
know, time fillers. Like they truly, they truly
36:12
enjoy being on the show. They truly enjoy having
36:14
conversations with it. And, and they always kind of
36:16
freak out, freak out a little bit when they asked me prior to
36:18
show. Well, what do I, what do I have
36:19
a list of questions? No, you don't.
36:21
What do you mean? What are you talking about?
36:23
What do you do? And they answer the question
36:26
like, that's what we're talking about.
36:27
Well, how does that work? And.
36:29
I'm gonna and I almost wish we could have some of that B roll.
36:32
And I know filler because Chris is not bullshit and you win more
36:36
times than we can count. The first thing we hear out of
36:39
their mouth when we get done is, Oh my God, I've done like 100 of
36:42
these or I've done 1000 of these and this was the most fun I've
36:45
ever had. And the reason being is what he
36:48
just described because their nervousness is set at ease right
36:52
away by the first question. Give me the elevator pitch of,
36:55
you know, we're riding up to the 30th floor.
36:57
Tell me who you are and what do you do?
36:59
The conversation starts from there.
37:01
And you notice we never use the word interview.
37:03
People say that about us and that's fine.
37:05
That interview was great. We're not going to bash them for
37:07
using the word interview. But literally what those people
37:10
don't know subconsciously, right, then they're having a
37:13
conversation with us. And those are the things that
37:17
you and I enjoyed about being in the band, right?
37:19
Playing the music was the most fun.
37:21
The second most fun was having intelligent conversations about
37:26
life or comedic conversations about serious subjects.
37:30
You know, just to lighten the move.
37:32
Yeah, that was that was the thing that I got.
37:34
I got you. I would get yelled at when I had
37:36
Real Talk USA on I Heart people, people.
37:43
They wanted me to interview Steve Jeannine, the the guy
37:45
behind the show to produce the local producer.
37:47
And he's like, you know, you can't you can't be a social.
37:49
What was it? You can't be?
37:53
So when I got to go, what I can't remember that I can't for
37:57
life me, I'm drawing a blank. So like when I was when I was
37:59
working for the newspaper, I was a sports editor, but I liked I
38:04
what the fuck? I cannot think of the word right
38:06
now. I don't know.
38:11
It's the social part of it. I don't.
38:12
It's going to dawn on me like 3 days from now.
38:15
So on when I was on the radio. Are you talking about like an
38:18
op-ed where you can't have an opinion?
38:21
Not not that it was it was more of I've OK, so like I but the
38:27
songs I write were stories, right?
38:30
Like liquid, liquid, liquid 100% right.
38:32
Listen to your sense of story, right?
38:34
It's it's, it's a complete. It's a complete.
38:36
Freelancer. Story.
38:37
They're all stories. So when I would write it for the
38:40
newspaper and when there were stories, they were short
38:43
stories. And then it, it wasn't just an
38:47
interview. So when I got on the radio with
38:51
iheart, they, you know, they had, I had five segments, which
38:54
was unheard of because, you know, I laid it out from the
38:56
word go. Like, I'm not going to be this
38:58
arrogant person. If my head doesn't fit through
39:00
the door, you're more than welcome to beat my ass.
39:02
I suck. I'm this tiny little pond in
39:03
this giant, tiny little fish in this giant pond.
39:06
And I am in no way, you know, going to have an ego about this
39:11
because like I'm going to be on the radio.
39:13
IHeartRadio, you kidding me worldwide.
39:17
So that right there was like I went the respect for not knowing
39:20
me. What just over the top because
39:23
they both looked at each other. There was a station director and
39:26
Steve Jeanine and they just kind of they had this look like, wow,
39:29
we've never heard and I and I never did.
39:31
I never, I never acted like I was a star and never acted like
39:36
my shit didn't stink because I'm on the radio.
39:38
I was straight up humble the entire time I was doing it.
39:42
But because of that, because that's who I am, then they gave
39:45
me things like I had five segments.
39:47
Nobody has five segments in an hour, which basically means I
39:49
have 5 sets of commercial breaks that each commercial break had
39:52
three commercials in it. So the sponsors of my show had a
39:56
spot basically two or three times through the show and then
40:00
we'd come out of break. I'd be like, hey, you're coming
40:02
to, we're back live in the, you know, we fix ugly pool studio.
40:05
Or whatever the, you know, the Great American title studio,
40:08
whatever it was in that coming out of that segment, the
40:11
commercial break. But I didn't want to interview.
40:15
I just the interviews were boring.
40:17
Hey, Mike, how are you today? I'm good.
40:18
So you play guitar? What kind of hard you play?
40:21
I play, I play a Fender Stratocaster.
40:23
Great. What color is it?
40:24
Well, it's purple with inlay butterflies, whatever the fuck.
40:27
I didn't the first couple shows. I just I didn't like it.
40:30
I didn't there was no flow to it.
40:31
And even Margie, my, who was my real estate assistant, but then
40:35
she was the, the, I always called her the Robin Quivers to
40:39
my Howard Stern because she made the show that much more dynamic,
40:42
because she was fun and bubbly and had this amazing outgoing
40:45
personality. She's like me, an extrovert.
40:47
You put 2 extroverts in a room. We just, we knew each other for
40:49
so long from the real estate world.
40:51
It fed off, We fed off each other extremely well on radio.
40:56
So it really just became a conversation.
40:58
So then Steve would give me shit, man.
41:00
You got to be more interview, you know, get I'm like, well, I
41:02
don't like doing interviews, man, They're boring.
41:03
It's like, you know, I would never do numbers, which was a,
41:06
you know, dead air on radio, especially when the real estate
41:10
centric show and that's the thing was real estate centric.
41:13
So they couldn't understand how I can have conversations with
41:15
guess what? My guests were lenders, title
41:18
reps, home inspectors, AC guys, termite guys, anything that kind
41:22
of tied with the real estate world.
41:23
Those were my guests, like 1031 exchange guys.
41:27
What are you doing it now with your other right.
41:30
It's the same kind. I've listened to a few of those
41:32
where you're it's basically the same kind of conversation.
41:35
You're not really, it's not a dry here's how real estate
41:39
works. So today we are going to talk
41:41
about. Nobody wants to hear that well.
41:43
Not there's no. Out there, but that population
41:46
is so small now that wants to hear the NPR version.
41:50
Yeah, and I just didn't, you know, I never got into that.
41:52
And so I like that and the people that were on the show,
41:57
some of them they probably the only time they came into an
42:00
iheart studio, into an iheart building, let alone you know.
42:03
And then Mark Jeffrey, who we had in the show, he would, he
42:06
would, he would find me during my pregame tour.
42:09
He'd, he'd latch on to me and he'd, he'd take over, take him
42:12
to the traffic center and show them all that.
42:13
These are things that normally everyday people never see behind
42:16
the scenes of. So it was, it was a cool little
42:18
dynamic I had where they were coming on my show, which is all
42:21
about them. And I always had two or three
42:23
guests to fill the different segments and then by the by the
42:26
4th and the same, it's just this this giant cool conversation
42:29
going on with everybody involved.
42:32
And I thought it was fantastic. Well, you know.
42:35
And I agree with you there with that's why I never started this
42:38
by myself because just that little spot that I filled for
42:41
you. I heard the whole thing.
42:42
Realize, well, you realize real quick and you've told me the
42:47
same thing, even though you're capable of doing it and I'm sure
42:50
I'm capable of doing. It now for sure.
42:52
It works so much better when you're bound.
42:55
And that was my whole vision to begin with, of calling you up
42:59
and asking you, because I knew that we had great conversations
43:01
to begin with, right? And instantly when you're trying
43:06
to do it by yourself, you realize, yeah, I could get
43:08
through this. But man, it's so much easier
43:10
when he either knows what I'm trying to get across or I know
43:14
what you're trying to get across, or you're just bouncing
43:16
that same idea 180° the other direction.
43:20
Like you say. Last week you blew me away when
43:23
you were like, I don't really care for Ted, really.
43:27
We've never talked about that. I just assumed you like the guy
43:30
because I covered the song and you're like, yeah, I like the
43:33
song because you gave me a break and that was really the
43:36
expensive. I like I like some of his.
43:38
I like some of his non music stuff, except when he started
43:41
getting political. I like that he's a hunter.
43:42
I like that he's he's as a non. And I actually have come to
43:46
appreciate Ted even more in that direction.
43:50
As far as the things, I don't think he's so far out there as
43:54
people think. I don't either listen to him for
43:56
three hours on Rogan. And that's where I gained
43:59
garnered a different approach because Joe got him to not turn
44:04
his stance on, like, marijuana, but he got him to listen.
44:08
You know, Ted was vehemently against marijuana.
44:11
And Joe's like, why? Yeah.
44:13
And as they started talking about it and Joe kept making
44:16
logical points, Ted's like, OK, well, I.
44:18
Can't argue that and you know, and the cool the one cool thing
44:21
about Ted drug and alcohol free his entire existence, his entire
44:26
career. So the only other.
44:27
Person watched his father drank himself to death and he swore he
44:30
was never going to do that so yeah, he walked the walk his
44:32
entire. Life and the only other person I
44:34
know is Gene Simmons. Yep, he's another one for the
44:39
same reason. That's it.
44:41
And that alone in that industry. And to have, like, the crazy
44:48
personas of, you know, Gene was always revered by the fans for
44:52
breathing fire and spitting blood.
44:53
And Ted was revered for what you just said of being a man's man,
44:58
a hunter, and driving cool trucks and shooting Buffalo on
45:02
stage and swinging across then a loincloth.
45:04
You thought the guy and Ted talked about that on Rogan's
45:07
podcast. I know everybody thought I was
45:08
high on drugs and crazy, but I wasn't.
45:11
No, no. And that's the cool thing.
45:13
That's that's what I liked about him.
45:15
The off off the stage, the unapologetic, this is who I am.
45:21
I'm going to RIP it off, take it right, You love me or hate me.
45:23
Like it's just that's that thing you have.
45:26
You have those people like Nikki's always says, you either
45:28
love me or hate me. There's no Gray area with me.
45:30
It's either people that love Chris or people that just I
45:33
can't stand. Him.
45:34
Well, that is a great way to describe him because I actually
45:37
just got in a debate with a person who said, you know, that
45:40
he wasn't one of the best guitar players.
45:43
And I said yes and no. And here's why.
45:46
Because if you put Ted in a room, even with Slash and Joe
45:50
Perry and some of the greatest guitar players you can name,
45:53
that motherfucker is going to hold his own.
45:55
Yeah. He's not scared to go in there
45:57
and play where I would be a nervous wreck, Right.
45:59
Oh, my God. Slash is here.
46:01
I'm getting goosebumps thinking about it.
46:02
And Joe Perry's over here and what am I going to do?
46:05
Right? Yeah.
46:05
Ted doesn't have that. What am I going to do?
46:07
Thought ever in his head, he's like, I'm Ted fucking new.
46:10
That's who I. Am I agree with that 100% now?
46:13
You mean I saw? Go ahead.
46:15
Good. No, I saw the man stand on a
46:17
stage with Jack Blades and Tommy Shaw and Ted Nuder.
46:20
I. Love Damn Yankees, that was a
46:21
great band. Me too.
46:22
That was a great band. Absolutely.
46:25
Now, you mentioned Slash. Would Slash be Slash if it was
46:29
not for Axl Rose? No, exactly.
46:32
Slash would admit that Slash would not be slashed without any
46:36
of those original members of Guns and Roses.
46:38
Actually, Slash would go as far as to tell you, and I guarantee
46:41
he would say this. I would not be me without Izzy
46:44
Stradlin. Yeah, because he wrote a lot of
46:47
those key hooks that Slash played his little leads around,
46:52
you know? Well, and he says I call him
46:55
Licks. Yeah, we had Neanderpal on Paul
46:57
Marshall. He even referenced that that
46:59
that the the the personalities in Guns and Roses made Guns and
47:04
Roses who they were and without the collective personalities it
47:09
wouldn't have worked. It did when they were the most.
47:12
Dangerous band in rock'n'roll. That wasn't just APR, you know.
47:17
They really were the most dangerous band in rock'n'roll.
47:20
You never knew what condition they were going to be in.
47:23
Nope. What they were going to say,
47:25
what they were going to do, how long they were going to play.
47:28
When they were going. To play us.
47:30
When they were going to play, When they.
47:31
Were going to play Take it or leave it.
47:34
You know, there was a time when Axel was so far out of his
47:37
fucking head that he was consulting A psychic as to what
47:39
time the Showtime should. Be.
47:40
Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah.
47:42
Wow. Another tidbit I got off Rogan.
47:45
I remember, I remember there was something on MTV when they
47:48
first, when they first kind of made it huge that it was one of
47:51
those behind the music. It was, it wasn't behind the
47:53
music was just some, some funny interview that they were talking
47:55
to Slash and said this kitchen was starting to smell.
47:58
He couldn't understand why. And so he called Axel and he's
48:02
like, you know, my, my kitchen smell.
48:04
And every time I open my refrigerator door, it just
48:05
stinks. I said, but it's clean.
48:07
He's like, well, there's a pan underneath the refrigerator.
48:10
And then Slash was like, what? There's a pan actually.
48:13
Like, yeah, you got to clean the pan out, man.
48:16
Like they never owned a fridge. They never stayed anywhere long
48:19
enough back in the day. There's pans under the fridge.
48:22
I don't think they have any more.
48:24
But it was one of those things that that was that was kind of a
48:27
cool little thing I remembered from years and years ago.
48:30
Just that was how they knew they made it.
48:33
They had their own refrigerators with a pan and it was and it was
48:37
stinky because they didn't clean it because nobody told them to
48:40
clean it. Molds growing under there.
48:42
I remember those. Pans, right?
48:44
Because who would, who would have thought, hey, there's a pan
48:46
under the fridge. You got to clean that shit or
48:48
it's going to start stinking, you know, because I really,
48:51
there's no pans anymore. I don't think no.
48:55
They're all, what do they call them, self defrosting.
48:57
Yeah, self defrosting. I'm not quite sure how that
49:01
process works. I hear my refrigerator doing it
49:06
all the time though. Yeah, Sean Martin, Sean Martin,
49:09
Sean Martin. I got to find Sean Martin's
49:11
e-mail. I can't wait to hear the rest of
49:14
that dude's stories. I said Sean.
49:17
No, it's not Sean Watson. Sean Martin.
49:24
Now he's bearing his people up. No, there he is.
49:26
Just where is he? What the fuck is he?
49:33
Sean Martin? Oh, this is pocket.
49:35
Oh, that's why it's a quarantined.
49:37
Quarantined. That's why it's hard to find
49:40
him. AT&T is really sucking at their
49:47
blocking spam calls here lately, so up your game.
49:51
I had a rash of them. That's why I have a thing for
49:55
Verizon that blocks them. Well, I'm supposed to too.
49:59
It's called active Armor, but it's not doing its job here
50:02
lately and these people are doing that number spoofing where
50:09
they make it look like it's coming from your area code.
50:12
Oh, OK, assholes, right? And I don't know if this is
50:18
going to be something that's going to sweep the nation, but
50:21
right now everybody in our town is getting a fake.
50:24
We can save you up to 80% on your water bill.
50:28
Oh no, we don't have that. So for the people out there, the
50:33
utility companies don't contact you unless there's an emergency
50:36
ever, for any reason, or if you owe them money, obviously
50:40
they're going to contact you. But if you're a good tax paying
50:44
American citizen, like people like to believe that they are
50:48
and you're paying your bills on time, they're never going to
50:51
contact you for any reason. No, no.
50:55
So not at all. Unfortunately, the elderly are
51:00
the ones that fall victim to a lot of those.
51:02
We were talking about that at work the other day and it's a
51:05
shame because some of these things look like they're really
51:08
coming from the businesses. And I went to their website and
51:13
that's the first thing it said. We do not contact you unless you
51:16
owe us money. You know, they had a nice way of
51:18
saying that that's the only reason we're going to contact
51:23
you if you owe us money or there's an emergency in your
51:26
area. Because otherwise they don't
51:28
care. You're just, you're just a
51:30
peasant. You're just someone that pays
51:31
them money. So went back to Orange provide
51:36
you. Go ahead.
51:37
What? Sorry.
51:38
Yawn. I apologize.
51:39
We provide you water and power. No, you're fine.
51:41
So you went back to Orange? We.
51:42
Went back to Orange 3A couple months ago.
51:46
Started the queen group when that sucks, trainers are lame.
51:50
Then I went to South China, which is where I started in
51:53
2015, and ironically enough, one of the trainers that was there
51:57
when I started was still there. I was like, that was cool.
51:59
There's actually 2. That's a good sign.
52:02
And well, then she left. She left last week.
52:05
I'm like. After you started back.
52:08
I was there a couple months and then she she left because she
52:10
got another gig and she can't tell people what it is I was.
52:12
Like that's like Chris is back. I got to go.
52:15
I'm like, what the hell? So today I went back to Gilbert
52:18
E, which is where the the turmoil existed a couple years
52:21
back. I was nervous because, you know,
52:26
I don't know what they were going to do, but dude, it was
52:28
pretty cool. It was, I walked in, signed my
52:30
name and one of the trainers like you're back.
52:35
And then Marwa, the head trainer, the trainer, there's
52:37
for the class, she comes, I walked by, I was like, what's
52:39
up, Marwa, just look what's up. And went in to the rower because
52:43
I start on the rower and then she comes like you're back all
52:46
like happy and shit. And then three people come off
52:48
the treadmill walks and he's like, is this real?
52:53
And then when I'm transitioned to the weight room, couple come
52:56
up to me, like, where have you been?
52:58
And then as I'm leaving, that's a good feeling.
53:01
As I'm leaving, there's like 3 or 4 people as I'm going
53:03
through, it's like, I can't believe you're back.
53:04
Where have you been? Where I was like, you know, so
53:06
that was kind of cool to go back to where I spent so much time
53:12
and actually have have, you know, trainers that the one
53:18
trainer that, that we butted heads.
53:19
I I acknowledged her, but that was about it because I've just,
53:23
she was very brutal and harsh, you know, so I'm, you know, I'm,
53:29
yeah, got to let that go. But, you know, I'm there to work
53:31
out. But it was, it was fun to see
53:34
probably 12 people that I used to sweat with on a daily basis
53:38
that like we're really happy that I'm back in the room.
53:42
So that was cool, you know, So, you know, it was fun.
53:50
It was good. It was good workout too.
53:53
I burned what, 924 calories or something crazy like that?
53:58
I beat everybody. Calorie burns again.
53:59
I don't know how I do that but. I did.
54:03
I did it. I did it.
54:04
Let's see what it says. My little app, 950 calories.
54:11
See that? That's what I did today.
54:14
That's crazy. Yeah, yeah.
54:17
And that's that's the perfect pyramid.
54:19
See how it's kind of like a middle finger?
54:21
The green is the middle finger. How much?
54:27
Yeah, yeah. That's it's it's, yeah.
54:31
It's cool. It's fun.
54:33
It's fun to go back to that spot and.
54:37
So where do you go there after you drop little man off?
54:39
I do. Yeah.
54:40
And this one actually starts 15 minutes earlier.
54:42
So it'll be an easier, it'll be an easier 1 to get to and be
54:46
back because the other ones, the other one start at 8:45.
54:52
So here's that. How long does that take to burn
54:57
900? What is that?
54:59
It's 5053 minutes. That's.
55:04
Crazy. So it was It was 1000.
55:05
Calories in less than. It was 3/5 minute warm up on the
55:10
on the rower and then weight room was 19 minutes. 4 different
55:15
exercises, back-to-back sets and then the second set,
55:19
back-to-back sets, which is kind of cool.
55:22
I put up, I put up a 70 LB single arm chest press laying on
55:25
the floor. So your elbow touches the floor
55:27
and you go up. I was pushing 70 lbs, so that
55:30
was kind of cool. And then it was on the
55:36
treadmill. We did 10 all outs.
55:37
So basically it was 32nd all, 32nd rest, 32nd all 32nd rest
55:43
and 45. Then a minute and your, your
55:45
rests got longer. Actually, no, it was a minute
55:48
all out. All the all, all, all 10 all
55:50
outs were a minute, but the recovery time went from 30
55:53
seconds to 90 seconds. So started at 3% incline, 6 1/2
55:59
miles an hour. Ended up at 10 miles an hour
56:01
with 3% incline. So that's how about that, you
56:05
know, getting the guns back in shape.
56:10
Very nice. Any plans for the weekend?
56:12
The whole I was going to say the whole set looks there good looks
56:18
good, looks there good, looks good.
56:20
There. You're bottom half is pretty
56:25
stout too. Yeah.
56:26
You know what do you? Well, you got you got one of the
56:28
things you want to share, one of those funny things you want to
56:30
share before we wrap it all up. Not now.
56:32
I was going to tell you to watch this comedian on Netflix and now
56:35
I can't find it. Dude, he was good clean comedy,
56:40
which is hard to find, but I laughed my ass off man.
56:43
And I it was about halfway through it.
56:45
I'm like, this guy's not swearing.
56:47
Oh, which is unusual for me to watch Gabby without swearing.
56:51
I like Jim Gaffigan a lot. He's.
56:53
Clean. You've watched Jim Gabby.
56:54
But it has to be that level, right?
56:56
I don't know why it's hard to be funny without using the word
56:59
fuck, but most of my favorite comedians use that word
57:03
liberally. It was just funny because
57:06
halfway through it I'm like, this dude's not swearing at all.
57:08
And I had to pause it a couple times because my stomach hurt.
57:12
Oh, because you didn't realize it.
57:14
I was laughing so hard. Wow, the fuck was this guy's
57:19
name? I told you to watch The Man in
57:24
the High Castle. You did.
57:26
We're we're wrapping up Fallout. We're on the Fallout Season 2.
57:29
So once we get rid of that, we'll go to Man in High Castle.
57:33
Why you look for that just keeps getting better.
57:35
Yeah, so why you look? Why you look for that?
57:37
Just reminder, boys and girls, if you're feeling sad or
57:40
depressed or suicidal, you know, go scream in a pillow, go run,
57:43
go work out, go find somebody to talk to you.
57:45
Even if you go to the grocery store, just go to the grocery
57:47
store with a cart and start walking through the aisles and
57:50
just say hi to random people to you can spark a conversation
57:52
that will change your mindset. If it doesn't, text 988 because
57:56
somebody's there standing by to help talk you off that Cliff and
57:59
get you off that ledge and make you feel better about yourself
58:01
and understand that tomorrow is such a better day with you
58:05
waking up in it. Suicide's not the option.
58:08
Follow your Just follow your shirt.
58:11
Yeah, be kind. Yeah, Be kind.
58:12
Just yeah or yeah. Or to use that beautiful 4
58:16
letter word. Shut the fuck Yeah.
58:20
Just yeah. Follow.
58:21
Mama Kay would never say that. Mama Kay would say if you have
58:24
nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all, right?
58:26
And I do follow that a lot as a mature adult now I can just not
58:32
interact with those people. So if people bother in your
58:35
soul, just don't interact with them.
58:37
It'll make your soul. It'll make your inner.
58:39
Peace. You know what I had AI had a
58:41
conversation yesterday with somebody that that they were
58:43
they were bitching and complaining about something and
58:46
I was I was I'm like, is it affecting you?
58:50
No, thank you. Then why are you?
58:52
Why are you? Why are you dwelling on it?
58:53
Why are you letting that annoy you?
58:57
Well, it's it's it doesn't annoy me.
58:58
I guess it does because if it didn't know, you wouldn't be
59:00
bringing it up to me. It wasn't me.
59:02
It was issue. Here's one day this week, but.
59:04
Yeah, Here's one that's weighing heavy on people's minds right
59:06
now. The war with Iran, Right, Right.
59:09
It's horrible. It is.
59:10
But can you, as Chris Dunham individually right now do
59:14
anything about it? Nothing.
59:17
Nor can I. So should I let it weigh so
59:20
heavy on my mind that it's affecting my day-to-day life?
59:23
And I guarantee you there's a large percentage of the American
59:26
population right now where this is weighing so heavy on their
59:28
mind that it's affecting their day-to-day life.
59:32
Am I happy that gas is almost $5 a gallon?
59:35
No, but I can't change it tomorrow.
59:38
The only people that can legitimately be stressing about
59:42
the war in Iran are the military families who have.
59:45
Soldiers who have. Military family members and
59:48
that's what I'm saying, the soldiers that are there and
59:51
their family, that's it. Nobody else realistically has
59:57
any true reason to allow that to affect their day-to-day life.
1:00:01
You just. You just.
1:00:02
No, because you can be productive in a way that you
1:00:05
just described at the end of this podcast.
1:00:07
You can be positive. You can say hi to somebody as
1:00:10
you pass them in the grocery store.
1:00:11
That's a great example. I do it all the time.
1:00:13
I told you about the old lady I helped that was standing there
1:00:16
waiting for somebody to just get something off the shelf.
1:00:18
And everyone kept walking by her.
1:00:20
Right. But I made.
1:00:21
I can't I I made eye contact with her and said, do you need
1:00:25
some help? Right.
1:00:27
You look like you need some help.
1:00:28
Yeah, I could use that right there, if you don't mind.
1:00:31
Yeah, little things. And then proceeded to tell me
1:00:34
everybody just kept walking by. Yeah.
1:00:37
Little things, people. You'd be surprised when I used
1:00:39
to coach. Whenever I coach the board, I
1:00:43
coach at little things. You do little things and they
1:00:45
build up the big things in football.
1:00:47
Little things. If we can get 2-3 yards every
1:00:49
play, by the time we get to 3rd down, we have a first down.
1:00:51
Little things. See you see the ball, catch the
1:00:54
ball, Little things. The University of Michigan just
1:00:58
won the national basketball championship because there was
1:01:01
not one superstar on that team. There were 9 starters and they
1:01:05
all acknowledged that's good. That's the way you should.
1:01:07
Whoever was playing on the court at the time was the star, all
1:01:11
five of them, and that's how they play.
1:01:13
And that's how you should. So there you go, boys and girls,
1:01:16
Little things. Be kind and just smile.
1:01:19
Until next time. Yeah.
1:01:20
I'm Chris. He's Mike.
1:01:21
See you. Peace.