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Future Plans for Barstool NYC feat. KFC Radio - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 95 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 2: All right, what's up everybody? Welcome back to Son of
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  Speaker 2: a Boy Dad Podcast. Today we are joined by KFC
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  Speaker 2: and fidal Berg. I'm nervous to be here.
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  Speaker 5: Why dude, I'm always nervous to go on other shows
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  Speaker 5: because I always feel I'm gonna be particularly with you
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  Speaker 5: guys and with with Anis, I'm like, I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 5: the butt of the joke.
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  Speaker 2: Is more. We don't really do that. When when he
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  Speaker 2: asked me, I was like, do you guys do what
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  Speaker 2: as does? When I went on this podcast was disaster last.
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  Speaker 5: It was like they like just sit here and don't
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  Speaker 5: say anything. I just sat there in front of the camera.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, like right in front of the camera was.
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  Speaker 2: Like a like it was.
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  Speaker 5: It was like remember when I think it was like
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  Speaker 5: maybe it was during the Queen or maybe when the
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  Speaker 5: Pope died and the bird.
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  Speaker 6: Just sat in the camera.
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  Speaker 7: It was it was just me sit in front of
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  Speaker 7: the camera. Well they just talked by Yeah, that's not
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  Speaker 7: you being a guest on their show. That's you being
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  Speaker 7: like a subject of their like prodding and like surgers like.
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  Speaker 8: We're like abusive teenagers are just gonna pull you around.
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  Speaker 2: That is hilarious. Just have you on and just not speak.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I was just like I just sat there in front
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  Speaker 6: of the camera just.
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  Speaker 8: Stared at that's fucking roasted me. And Nick was like,
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  Speaker 8: I'm sorry, I didn't know he was gonna do.
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  Speaker 2: That's a that's that's that's exactly.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The one they did with Compton was so funny where
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  Speaker 2: they did like they did their their news thing and
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  Speaker 2: then all the news jokes just end up being like
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  Speaker 2: ricochet shots. Yeah yeah, yeah, same exact thing.
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  Speaker 9: Everybody says, they're so nice, that's hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: Was that the whole episode? Like fifteen minutes. That's hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: So I was like, what was to do?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 2: Just sit there? Do you remember the one he made
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  Speaker 2: me read?
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  Speaker 8: Nick made me read one of his headlines and it
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  Speaker 8: read like a p f T tweet, like one of
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  Speaker 8: those NFL tweets that's like every word is a pun.
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  Speaker 8: But it was like, called you gay and made me
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  Speaker 8: fun of me for being divorced, like all of one head.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's not us, that's prepare absolutely nothing.
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  Speaker 6: That's how we were all empty brains and just let
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  Speaker 6: it a little bit.
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  Speaker 8: We had a trip down memory lay in our last
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  Speaker 8: podcast talking about when Saturdays and for the Boys blew
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  Speaker 8: up and we were talking there was a period of
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  Speaker 8: time where we were talking about changing the name for
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  Speaker 8: the Boys and uh, we ended up not doing it,
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  Speaker 8: and what we were talking about if we did, would
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  Speaker 8: we have changed the show and would it have been different,
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  Speaker 8: and like would it have exploded? And we were like nah,
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  Speaker 8: because we would have We would do what we always do.
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  Speaker 8: We would do something different for two episodes, and then
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  Speaker 8: we would go right back to.
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  Speaker 2: We tried.
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  Speaker 8: We try to segments, we try to come up with names,
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  Speaker 8: we try to do blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 2: And then we just always end up just I.
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  Speaker 1: Think there is a point where people can tell when
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  Speaker 1: you're trying too hard. Though you're trying to do too
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  Speaker 1: much ship, it's just like not trying too hard for
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  Speaker 1: a lot of conversations. I think that's what some people
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  Speaker 1: like about Son of a Boy Dad is like you
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  Speaker 1: don't have to think when you're listening. It's so dumb
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  Speaker 1: you can just turn your brain on it is.
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  Speaker 2: Also, people use the word interview. I'm like, he's just
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  Speaker 2: a conversations. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm the same way with that.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like there's like a weird amount of pressure
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  Speaker 2: at barstool to have like like your podcast has had
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  Speaker 2: like a format and like a subject that you cover,
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  Speaker 2: and it's like when we were coming up with this,
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I have no I was like, we're
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  Speaker 2: just gonna talk. There's not gonna be anything.
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  Speaker 8: Well, that actually is. I think it's a good thing
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  Speaker 8: in the business side of things. It's kind of sometimes
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  Speaker 8: it's a negative because it's sales sales.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, you know, cover hockey, when.
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  Speaker 1: You cover gold, when you cover or you need a
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  Speaker 1: segment to sell, like you put it, I'll tell.
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  Speaker 5: You that until they blue in the face and then
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  Speaker 5: you I started segments, so we just stopped doing that too.
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  Speaker 8: I love when it's they're like, you know, what is
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  Speaker 8: your podcast about? I'm like, we're the only place in
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  Speaker 8: the world that podcasts are about something.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 8: Everywhere else is just like comedians and entertainers and funny
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  Speaker 8: people just pressing record, it's got to be about something.
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  Speaker 1: What's your guys description of what yours is about? Like,
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  Speaker 1: what do you say when it goes out to press
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  Speaker 1: and shit like that.
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  Speaker 2: I think we usually just say, like the voicemails, we
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  Speaker 2: just say.
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  Speaker 5: I think we probably. I think we probably steal what
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  Speaker 5: barstool used to be, and it is, to an extent
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  Speaker 5: still where it was, Like I think Dave still always
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  Speaker 5: said it's still my favorite like description of barstool as
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  Speaker 5: a whole, where it was it's just what you and
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  Speaker 5: your buddys talk about on a barstool. Sometimes it's sports,
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  Speaker 5: sometimes it's sick. Sometimes it's so uh fucking celebrities. Sometimes
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  Speaker 5: it's carent events, Like it's just I don't know, Like
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  Speaker 5: I don't know that we say to people little.
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  Speaker 8: Bit a TV like an entertainment and shit, but like
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  Speaker 8: I don't know, Yeah, I don't even I don't even
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  Speaker 8: know the answer to that question. What our description is
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  Speaker 8: on Spotify. I don't know what our pitches from from sales.
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  Speaker 8: I dit I couldn't even tell you. It's crazy, but
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  Speaker 8: it's true.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if that's good or bad. No, I
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  Speaker 2: mean it makes sense. I'm with you, like any podcast
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  Speaker 2: that I listened to that's not barstool, there's no rhyme
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  Speaker 2: or topics. Yeah, it's just people talking, right, what would
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  Speaker 2: like Joe Rogan said, right, it's like he doesn't have
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  Speaker 2: a thing.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, but I mean I also understand that it doesn't
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  Speaker 8: make it easier I guess to like do business.
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  Speaker 2: But it's also like, uh, it is.
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  Speaker 5: It is so depressing though, Like like when you when
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  Speaker 5: you when you know your podcast about nothing, and you
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  Speaker 5: know it's just like on in the background and you
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  Speaker 5: walk out and you're like, man, I fucking was funny
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  Speaker 5: in there, and it's like you know that someone's gonna
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  Speaker 5: be half listening.
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  Speaker 2: While they fill out Oh yeah yeah, like a third
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  Speaker 2: like that.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, falling asleep question, Yeah, one person that was funny.
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  Speaker 1: Like you say, one person, Yeah, that makes it hilarious
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  Speaker 1: if one person went out of their way to tell
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  Speaker 1: you you said something truly transcended, you say.
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  Speaker 2: Something funny on like the hour like three twenty five
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  Speaker 2: mark of a podcast. Yeah, yeah, that's down the drain.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I've I rarely listened to a full
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  Speaker 2: episode of a podcast, and that's I'm like driving somewhere
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  Speaker 2: that's like a long drive.
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  Speaker 5: I I don't think I've ever listened to the podcast.
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  Speaker 5: I don't listen to podcasts.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what I happen. I've been listening to
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  Speaker 2: The Always Sunny One a lot.
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  Speaker 5: That's actually yeah, I have listened to probably three full
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  Speaker 5: episodes that.
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  Speaker 2: You watched the Danny DeVito Want It came out like I.
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  Speaker 6: Saw the one today.
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  Speaker 2: The montage of him eating is so funny and I
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  Speaker 2: was cracking me up. Yeah, he eats on camera constant,
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  Speaker 2: which I also complains about eating on a podcast.
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  Speaker 8: So I'm like, I don't know, man, fuck you guys,
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  Speaker 8: we record during lunchtime, Danny DeVito's eating on cameras all
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  Speaker 8: my I.
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  Speaker 5: Saw the clip of him talking about before he went
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  Speaker 5: became an actor, he went to beauty school.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, and he was a beautician and like he was
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  Speaker 8: a hair dresser. He was a hairdresser and like his
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  Speaker 8: even like physically doing.
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  Speaker 2: Is like I gotta get out of this moment.
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  Speaker 5: Was one of his clients died and his family was like,
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  Speaker 5: can you do her hair in the coffin?
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  Speaker 2: And he's like, yeah, he was like the last person
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  Speaker 2: to see her before like the funeral.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, But so.
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  Speaker 2: He did it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, cut her dead hair. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: And apparently like the person that like preps the body
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  Speaker 2: usually does that. But the family strictly requested him because
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  Speaker 2: he was there. They were like, we want him to
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  Speaker 2: do the hair.
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  Speaker 6: How long is he doing it it? Yeah, he must
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  Speaker 6: have been great at it.
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  Speaker 2: It was something with like his sister like owned a
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  Speaker 2: barber shops working for her.
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  Speaker 8: Yo, if I die, I hope Fleschman cuts my hair
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  Speaker 8: when I'm dead.
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  Speaker 5: I want to go opposite with it, Like I think
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  Speaker 5: I wouldn't want.
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  Speaker 2: To look nice. Well, don't worry, you won't.
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  Speaker 8: Like you know how if he likes your eyes to
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  Speaker 8: think about fidal Bird's dead is a live body is
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  Speaker 8: dissw what's his dead body gonna?
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  Speaker 2: But like what what?
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  Speaker 5: Like like we were talking about this with ugly sweaters,
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  Speaker 5: like I hate ugly sweaters and they're so like old news.
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  Speaker 6: But id let's next questions. Let's just make nice sweaters.
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  Speaker 5: And I think I like would zig when everyone's eggs
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  Speaker 5: I think like just put me in the fucking coffin,
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  Speaker 5: like naked, like like put me in the coffin like
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  Speaker 5: like with a.
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  Speaker 2: Casket with your little dude with your brown little.
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  Speaker 1: Cockin you had a brown cot insurance?
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  Speaker 8: Dude, you haven't seenes of insurance. It is very funny.
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  Speaker 8: Believe this guy's making fun of his dad who's passed
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  Speaker 8: out drunk, and he's like he's just sitting there with
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  Speaker 8: his tiny little brown cock.
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  Speaker 5: But the like like I don't know, like what I
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  Speaker 5: think I would like to have. I'd be in a coffin.
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  Speaker 5: It would be an open casket, but it would be
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  Speaker 5: a closed casket, like you have to open it everything.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like just have a sign that says open
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  Speaker 2: for a surprise, naked, Like I want everyone to be closed,
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  Speaker 2: just like a Jack in the box, dead jack in
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  Speaker 2: the box.
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  Speaker 1: If they can tax a dermy like a full animal,
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  Speaker 1: they must be able to tax the germy you hard.
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  Speaker 6: They must be able to get you at your best.
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  Speaker 8: With the Puerto Rican gangsters when they like prop them
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  Speaker 8: up at a card table. Yeah yeah, yeah, like be
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  Speaker 8: naked in your bed with like a pint of ice
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  Speaker 8: cream and will give you a little hard.
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  Speaker 6: Not full hard, not not pervert.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we just learned yesterday.
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  Speaker 6: I was just gonna bring this up.
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  Speaker 8: A bell of danger came back through the greatest uh,
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  Speaker 8: like porn star content creator in the world. Did you
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  Speaker 8: know that male porn stars have straight up mechanical dicks
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  Speaker 8: like implants?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah that I heard that in a podcast.
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  Speaker 8: She said that this one guy specifically, and that there's
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  Speaker 8: multiple guys who do it.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't want to speak for both of you.
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  Speaker 2: I forgot. I don't know his name, but if you
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  Speaker 2: saw me, be like, I know that.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think you see the familiar guys.
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  Speaker 2: He's a prolific performer. It really is like there's like
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  Speaker 2: three dudes in porn. Yeah, right, that's why, honey. When
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  Speaker 2: when when when?
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  Speaker 8: When you ask a good porn a girl and porn,
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  Speaker 8: how many dudes have you fucked?
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  Speaker 2: Not how many times? How many dudes, it's like it's
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  Speaker 2: like ten.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And you ask a guy how many girls have you fucked?
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  Speaker 2: It's like a billion? Yeah, guy, there's only like guys would.
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  Speaker 8: Do it because they do crazy shit for their fucking performance.
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  Speaker 8: They use injections to get their dick to stay hard, right,
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  Speaker 8: And this guy used the.
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  Speaker 2: Injections so much he like killed his dick.
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  Speaker 8: So then they gave him this implant where you have
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  Speaker 8: like a rod and and kind of like a it's
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  Speaker 8: like hollow, I think, and that can fill up with
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  Speaker 8: saline that comes from a pump, right that you put.
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  Speaker 2: In your balls, So you squeeze your balls.
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  Speaker 8: It's a pump on the inside of your sack. I
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  Speaker 8: don't know if they like remove your balls or they
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  Speaker 8: just put it in there with your balls.
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  Speaker 10: You squeeze it like like, and it fills up the
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  Speaker 10: the implant in your dick, and it grows you hard.
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  Speaker 8: You get this. So this dude, he had a good dick.
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  Speaker 8: His his god given dick was a great dick, the.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of thing that gets the end of the point.
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  Speaker 8: He injected it so many times he killed his god
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  Speaker 8: given dick.
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  Speaker 2: So he said, I'm getting an implant.
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  Speaker 8: The implant was a smaller dick than his god given dick.
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  Speaker 8: So he got a third dick, a second surgery to
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  Speaker 8: make his implant bigger. What he's had three like dick
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  Speaker 8: performance enhancing dicks, two of which were surgically mechanically fixed.
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  Speaker 5: And a Bella was showing us pictures and like, like,
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  Speaker 5: I was like, are only like you're gonna notice this
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  Speaker 5: because like you're a dick expert. She's like, no, Like
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  Speaker 5: to the to the layman's eye, you'd be like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: that's a completely different dick.
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  Speaker 2: It was like it was jarring but his So you
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  Speaker 2: can really tell the difference. She was like, you can
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  Speaker 2: really feel.
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  Speaker 1: It because it's a soft dick that's been inflated. It's
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  Speaker 1: not like a hard dick. Like a hard dick is
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  Speaker 1: hard from the the blood flow and the arousal and
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  Speaker 1: like everything.
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  Speaker 8: When you get your dick hard, you're getting it hard
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  Speaker 8: from your asshole. Yeah, it's not just from bass hard
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  Speaker 8: from my asshole.
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  Speaker 2: Can't you can't fake that? Fine? At least the dude
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  Speaker 2: when he gets those surgeries, he doesn't have to. I
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  Speaker 2: always remember, like hearing stories about like when like grown
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  Speaker 2: men get like circumcised, and like the biggest worry it's
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  Speaker 2: like if you get hard to like rip the stitches. Well,
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  Speaker 2: She's like, he doesn't have to worry about that. Probably
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  Speaker 2: if he can't get hard, that's a good point, said.
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  Speaker 2: He was out of the.
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  Speaker 8: Game for like you have to be I can't use him, Like, yeah,
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  Speaker 8: it's like months, months and months.
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  Speaker 5: I had a buddy who was uncircumcised in high school
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  Speaker 5: and and boy did we bully him, Like.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, mercy. It's also going everyone in the school
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  Speaker 2: knows somehow and everything.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 8: You could be fat, you could be stupid, you could
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  Speaker 8: be ugly whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Not being circumcised, there's no number one.
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  Speaker 6: There's no excuse.
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  Speaker 2: Really, you're like, I don't know, nineteen fifty or something,
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  Speaker 2: no excuse it is.
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  Speaker 5: It is the most like blatant you can make fun
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  Speaker 5: of somebody. You can't make sun of someone being fat. No, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: you can't that he's got extra skin on his deck.
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  Speaker 2: And everyone's like the hood up and you're like a
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  Speaker 2: sex feels better for him. Yeah, look at this loser,
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  Speaker 2: he's having way more fun with sex. Bro, my boy,
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  Speaker 2: believe that shit though.
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  Speaker 6: I like that.
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  Speaker 2: I say, you like cut off like all the nerves
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  Speaker 2: because they fucking have ugly dicks.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: It's like when people tell you that if you get
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  Speaker 8: shipped on by a bird, it's good luck.
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  Speaker 2: You got to say that because you're covered in by
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  Speaker 2: you tell me that you you have you have better sex.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, the other ninety nine percent of your life you're
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  Speaker 8: getting made fun of for your ugly day.
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  Speaker 6: And also sex feels good enough.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sex feels good to get better. I mean crazy.
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  Speaker 6: That's how uncircumcised guys are. They're probably starting World Wars,
• 14:32
  Speaker 6: but they're fucking.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: I do remember Jessa Rhoades saying, uh and this made sense.
• 14:36
  Speaker 8: She was like, uncircumcises better for anal and say that.
• 14:41
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• 14:45
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  Speaker 2: Savings may very eligibility and member terms apply. Fucking like
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: your own skin kind you know you put the sheet,
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: you put the one time.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: Yesise, guys are just fucking themselves.
• 15:28
  Speaker 6: Girls, they're just faling their own.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Youre just your own dick. If you're on circumstance, that
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: is crazy, right.
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: But my buddy, my buddy in high school, he like
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: because because we body shamed him.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: So much and we're still friends.
• 15:41
  Speaker 6: He's on the sports team. You saw his dick or
• 15:43
  Speaker 6: just heard word no, no.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: No no, we played football again. And when they're when
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: they're like totally soft, they're really weird, horrible.
• 15:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah, when they closed off, it's like, oh, yeah it is.
• 15:52
  Speaker 8: It looks like a belly button on the front. Do
• 15:54
  Speaker 8: you local steps the fucking uh? But he will but
• 16:00
  Speaker 8: uh he he first of all, he's.
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: Two repulsive things, well not repulsive, one repulsive one regular.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: He would say that, he's like, you guys are so stupid,
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: like you have to have clean up when you fucking
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: jerk off. And we were like, well, yeah, this is
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: really disgusting. Race yourself, raise yourself.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: Were like, what does that mean? What do you do?
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: This is disgusting. You might not even I don't even
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: know if son of it.
• 16:19
  Speaker 8: What I feel like I get, I feel like I've
• 16:20
  Speaker 8: already guy, or to get where it's going.
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: He would he before he when he came, he just
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: fucking heath it up.
• 16:27
  Speaker 6: He pinch it off, and then he we made we we.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: How this works.
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: And then he would walk over to because we were
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: in high school, we went to a boarding school, so
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: and he would walk over in his dorm to his
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: trash barrel and just dump it out. That is discuss
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: that is sold like like in fucking uh like a
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: movie when you even see like a plane dump water
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: on the fire.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, like.
• 16:51
  Speaker 6: So he's out of gogurt or like yeah, like you
• 16:54
  Speaker 6: could just open up a thing squeeze like God, have
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: to like kind of fish.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: That's something that you have to know from the first
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: time you do it, Like this is not normal. That's
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: like shitting and like tightening your ass cheeks and just
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: having the ship in your ass and spreading your ass cheeks.
• 17:14
  Speaker 8: Asked this guy how he jerked off the first time.
• 17:15
  Speaker 8: He joked off, Oh God, because that's the fucking.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: This is like I just did.
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: And look to your credit. I was like, this is
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: can't be ready, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, but I
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: fucking did it. I had my legs back and I
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: was jerking and I was on my back.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: He gives a reach around.
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: I was on my bathroom floor and I was like,
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: there's no way this is right. I gotta I gotta
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: do a little back drawing. Yeah, come back, come back
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: to sitches.
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: You know that's not it. I remember I was I
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: was also like, fucking I first jarked off.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: I didn't.
• 17:44
  Speaker 6: I was like shooting blanks. Yeah, because I was just
• 17:46
  Speaker 6: like twelve, I don't.
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: I hit puberty late and I felt younger than twelve,
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: and I was just like I had friends talking about
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: like coming and I was like, I must be doing it.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Wrong, and I think everyone. I think also your friends
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: will probably lying about yeah.
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: But but I hit puberty late, so they definitely were
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: calming before me. But I was like, maybe, like if
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: I fucking have to piss, like so.
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: I would like wait till I had to pee, and
• 18:11
  Speaker 6: that would run the jerk off.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: And try to harness both streams simultaneously.
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: I was like, that's must be ware the coming store,
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: some Ghostbuster ships coming out at the same time.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: You got a problem a little filler.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Damn, I just got pissy.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: But all this is to say that my buddy was
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: he was gonna get the surgery because we costed him
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: so much circumcision. Yeah, and then he learned like he
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: was gonna to go on like estrogen pills so he
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: couldn't get hard. If you're just paying a random bonery, right,
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: not every boner is a welcome thing.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: Maybe they should just give you the surgery while you're hard,
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: so that the stitches will not That makes sense.
• 18:53
  Speaker 8: Actually, that's also that's the same thing I think about
• 18:55
  Speaker 8: when you get your dick tattooed.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: You get it, you get it when you're hard.
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: People get their dicks tattooed.
• 19:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah, oh Jesus, because I think they do it so
• 19:04
  Speaker 8: that like it's a thing.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: When it grows fans, it's like it's illusion. Yeah, it's like,
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: don't it's like a little pup page magazines. Yeah, yeah,
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: that's gonna be just an instant regret. Oh yeah, oh
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: big time. The first time you get hard after this
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: is not nearly as cool as I thought it was
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: gonna be.
• 19:20
  Speaker 8: I can't even imagine going through the minute that your
• 19:23
  Speaker 8: dick's on the table and it's like I'd be like,
• 19:26
  Speaker 8: never mind, I end up with just like a little dot.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: I'm actually so I'm of the weird.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Uh. I don't think it's weird.
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: I think it's pretty common.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: Actually, Uh, Like I like getting tattoos, not not the.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: A lot of people do. A lot of people enjoy
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: the process of it, like Nick always talks about it.
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: Not even the feeling, not like the creative process just
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: like the Yeah, it is like it is like the
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: best actually, man, this is this is Rudy. Rudy described
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: it this way, and I was like perfect where it's
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: like the best scratch you'll ever get in your life.
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: It's like it's like subcutaneous, like you're getting scratched at
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: a level, you know. And I've seen like I've got
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: a tattooed Nate before Nate looks like he's gonna pass out.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: They like, yeah, that would be me.
• 20:06
  Speaker 8: Honestly, it is I but I like, I like you,
• 20:08
  Speaker 8: I know, I have no you like.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: To get beat up in the bedroom or like hot
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: wax port on you or like I've.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Never done it.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: I don't think I don't like being slapped. I know
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: that I got slap ones. I was like, don't ever get.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I am gonna do that to you a lot,
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: but if you do it to me one.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: More time, it was like it was like saw red.
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: I was like, what the fuck was the square square put?
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: But I've never done like a.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Wax or anything like that, so I can't I can't
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: really answer that.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: I just I just like like I like I learned
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: that at a young age where like I was like
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: a child still, and they're like, turn away when you
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: get like shots, and I was like no, no, no, I
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: like it.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Watch and I like to watch the needle go in.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Oh really yeah, I don't mind any of that stuff,
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: but I can't watch. I gotta to get a buy
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: on like Monday, and they like, I could not watch
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: for the life of me.
• 21:05
  Speaker 8: That's also they gotta like jump and I had my
• 21:07
  Speaker 8: eyes closed and she was like, are you okay, And
• 21:09
  Speaker 8: I'm like, yeah, I don't want to see you digging
• 21:10
  Speaker 8: into my skin.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: One of those weird It was one stitch though, Dude.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: I was being such a bit about it and I
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: was like, dude, no because I didn't even see the stitches.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Like she put the band aid on and I got
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: up and I left, and the whole day I was like, dude,
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: there's a fucking hole in my chest. And then I
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: went like, dude, I got a shower.
• 21:29
  Speaker 8: It's like this.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: I got in the shower the next morning. It's literally
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: the size of a freckle, like smaller, it's like the
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: size of like this freckle on my hand. And I'm
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: walking around being like, dude, there's a fucking gaping hole in.
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: The second Yeah, I got an eggit.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like, I like bought ship to like
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: clean the stitches, and I got home and I was like, dude,
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: like I could pour like dirt on this and it
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: wouldn't get affected. I could put ship on this stitch
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: and nothing would happened.
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: I gave blood recently, like like like blood work, and uh,
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: the nurse. First of all, I think I think I
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: think nursing. I think I think they had a good
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: run during the pandemic. I think we got to take
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: it down a notch with them.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: We love it now.
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: I've been on your I've been in the same exact
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: came and.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Nurses, especially in the city, A lot of the nurses
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: are really dumb there, and they're bad people.
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: They're bad people.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: They love the power, Yeah, they love the.
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: Teachers are the same way to relax, you're all.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: That's and that's what I was also getting at. But
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: I didn't say they're all.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Slow, they're all horse.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: You ever had wild sex that was with a teacher
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: or nurse, for sure, But the the the fucking nurse.
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: First of all, they came in and like they just
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: they got to me. It was two nurses together to
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: take blood, which seemed unecessary. And then they just they
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: were just carrying on conversation while standing over me, like
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: just like it did not have to did not pertain
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: to me at all. It wasn't they're trying to figure
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: out how to attack this vein. They were just like
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: talking like like talking about another nurse, as nurses do,
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: of course.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: All they do. They talk about all the stuff.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: And I was like, like it was whatever, however long
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: you think it went on. It went on way long,
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: like like we're talking multiple minutes, and then like not
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: hadn't even acknowledged me in the room yet.
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I can tell you who they're talking about.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: They're talking about the one nurse that wound up fucking
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: one of the church.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, now he's married.
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: And then you know, in the workplace, dynamics down.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: They're just mad they didn't do it exactly had their
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: chance and morals and.
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: Old ladies who like like we let our prime passes by,
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: like we're never getting a doctor a surgeon. But then
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: so they fucking they go to a vein and like
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: they couldn't be like you you're not you're all out
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: of juice right now, and I was like, I'm not
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: out of juice.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: I'm a living person. Yeah juice, And I've had them
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: say that to me too. I got like the prick
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: in my finger and they were like squeet, they squeeze
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: it out. They were like, wow, have you what was
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: that time you drank water? Yeah? Yeah, it's like probably
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: like a week.
• 24:06
  Speaker 8: They couldn't get blood from me to a point that
• 24:08
  Speaker 8: I was like, am I dead?
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: They were like.
• 24:12
  Speaker 8: Kind of doing one of those things where they were
• 24:13
  Speaker 8: looking and they were trying to like keep their cool.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: But they were like calling other people in. They're like,
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: you know, can you come remember second? Like a yeah
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 24:21
  Speaker 6: They were basically like.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Is your heart pumping?
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: No, that just shows how inep they are.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Like there will be blood.
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: There's like fucking oil underneath everywhere you stepped.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: There's blood everywhere.
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: Just find the fun find the blood.
• 24:34
  Speaker 8: Right there, bruised up like a dude, that's the worst.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: She started.
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: She didn't take the knee out, but just started moving.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: It like you're looking thetle bit the bottom And I
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: was like I can't feel that.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: I by the way, like and like I.
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: Couldn't wear a sweatshirt for fucking I mean, I could
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: wear a T shirt for like over a week.
• 24:55
  Speaker 8: I had a massive bruise, crazy bothers me feeling and
• 25:01
  Speaker 8: moving in otherwise.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: You know my favorite thing Portnoy can't give blood. He
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: passes out when he does that. That's that's weirdly not surprising.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: I could see that, yeah, but it's what I was saying.
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: You should have seen fucking Dave when he fucking when
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: Hank cut off the tip of his thumb his finger.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Dave handcutfs the tip of his finger using a drone
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: like his bare hands.
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: This is back in Milton's by eight years ago.
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: Maybe tried to catch his hands just he was like
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: he was like fucking flying it down by the water
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: and he came back to the office He's like, I
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: just cut my finger off and we were like what dude,
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: And he like shows it and like the tip of
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: his finger is just hanging oh red and not like
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: not like it was like it was like the first knuckle,
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: like the tip from like the top.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: But it was like a cap almost. What was Hank
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: was Hank was real calm.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: Hank was real calm, and Dave, there's definitely there's definitely
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: video of it and Dave was like, like a freak get.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Away from me.
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: And then he's like, but credits the day.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: He kept trying to look and then kept like almost
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: passing out and then he had to take came to
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: the hospital and sit because we didn't have healthcare at
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: the time.
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: So the David just had the paper out of pocket.
• 26:05
  Speaker 8: The best of Hank's mom's email, remember that, Yes, she
• 26:08
  Speaker 8: she was like I fucking knew you shouldn't have been
• 26:11
  Speaker 8: with him, like this bad dudes from the start.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't have a finger anymore. We had that
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: email get public though, I think Hank, like I think
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: his brothers talked about it. I've like seen that email something.
• 26:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I think they got put together in like a
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: you know, uh one of the Dana's videos or something
• 26:28
  Speaker 8: like that. I think it was like relatively recent that
• 26:31
  Speaker 8: it got made public, but it was sent back then
• 26:34
  Speaker 8: of Hank's mom being like you I knew you, yeah,
• 26:38
  Speaker 8: and now look at you know, like missus Lockwood, like
• 26:41
  Speaker 8: Hank would be like dead in the gutter.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: He's like a suit.
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: He's probably richest fu.
• 26:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah and become you know, he was always like a
• 26:52
  Speaker 8: hard worker and like good ideas and ship but he's
• 26:55
  Speaker 8: he's become like smart about like the business and ship.
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: It makes good decisions. Yeah, it's fucking weird.
• 27:00
  Speaker 8: So there is a weird like portrayal like to the audio,
• 27:02
  Speaker 8: like people think that he's like really.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Dumb, right, well there is. He's a pretty normal dude. Yeah, no,
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: I guess he. The thing is being a little withholding
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: right now. I think, well, I haven't known I've only
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: known him for like that year.
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: I don't even know that means with not the word
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: I'm meant to use. But you're being like, uh, I
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: feel like you're about to call hang dumb.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: I think he was.
• 27:24
  Speaker 8: The problem is we he started working for us as
• 27:26
  Speaker 8: a child. Yeah, so he was like it was like
• 27:28
  Speaker 8: he was a dumb kid. And then when you like
• 27:32
  Speaker 8: you start with someone and they make mistakes like that
• 27:34
  Speaker 8: and they say dumb things and they.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Or you just see all their stupid young habits that
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: they have, you know what I mean, Like we.
• 27:39
  Speaker 8: See you that's like stupid, like just things that are like, oh,
• 27:42
  Speaker 8: you're dumb. And then it's like, yeah, but I'm mostoly,
• 27:44
  Speaker 8: just like an eighteen year old kid who's like scared
• 27:45
  Speaker 8: to be at work, right, And then it's like, no,
• 27:47
  Speaker 8: I'm now I'm like a twenty eight year old guy
• 27:48
  Speaker 8: who like knows what he's doing.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: And he says like yeah, calculated hot takes on his
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: shows and ship like yeah, he also knows to.
• 27:54
  Speaker 8: Be like like I I'm sure he could figure out
• 27:58
  Speaker 8: any and and any industry your company, But like if
• 28:01
  Speaker 8: you dropped him into like a real fucking network tomorrow,
• 28:06
  Speaker 8: I don't know if he would thrive. But he's like,
• 28:08
  Speaker 8: I know how barstool works, yeah, and I know how
• 28:10
  Speaker 8: we're gonna get views. And I love that he like
• 28:12
  Speaker 8: shuts down any outsiders who come in like all right,
• 28:15
  Speaker 8: we're gonna.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Film it this way and we're gonna talk about it
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: this way. And he's like, no, we're not. We're gonna
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: do it this way and this way because that's how
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: it works.
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: That's way smart.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: He sticks to his guns, and like that's.
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: What that's very smart in that aspect.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: I got a question for you guys, and this is
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: like a little bit it's kind of in the vein
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: that you guys have been going. I don't know what
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: we'll keep it at the beginning of the show, but
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: you guys are talking about how you're leaning into some
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: of the inside Barstool stuff and just like not really
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: like kind of holding back on.
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: It happened accidentally, but yeah, I guess we kind of
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: have the It would be disingenuous to say we haven't
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: started doing that.
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: It's only been like two weeks. I don't want to
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: make a career out of it, but.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: It's a stressful thing to do and I don't like
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: doing it.
• 28:49
  Speaker 8: But once the Dave Portois show went away, I was like,
• 28:53
  Speaker 8: I think there's like a market to grab some more views.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: And that's like what like half of the Barstool fans
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: I know want to see.
• 29:01
  Speaker 8: And it's like millions, and the other half will be like,
• 29:03
  Speaker 8: are you still talking about who's Rico? It is a
• 29:08
  Speaker 8: weird thing where it's like yes, some people are like, oh,
• 29:10
  Speaker 8: I just follow the Instagram and other people are like, you.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Know, what's Rico's real?
• 29:13
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: But but my question is this, So, so my question
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: is this. You guys talked about it a little bit
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: at the company meeting, but like, uh, when like, uh,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: what's the future of New York at Barstool? I kind
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: of want to hear you guys talk about it because
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: I know you got to you.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Guys were the only ones doing the inside bar stool.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Because I'm that curious about it and I think people
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: will be interested. And if you guys have really expounded
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: on it on your show, I know you kind of
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: test it at that meeting.
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: We we we kind of what kind of happened to
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: start was I'm like, Kevin do most explaining, But we
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: basically got like San Francisco giants.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: We're like we wanted to have.
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: We were like, all right, we're got a press conference
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: and then press conference, were like is anything final?
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: And they were like no, and like, well it'd be
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: weird to We would have said a lot more at
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: that meeting.
• 30:03
  Speaker 8: I think if if we knew for sure, I think
• 30:05
  Speaker 8: what's going on, like Dave has moved on to whatever
• 30:08
  Speaker 8: next level Dave shit he's gonna do. And when Dan
• 30:11
  Speaker 8: leaves here, it kind of leaves the office like rudderless,
• 30:14
  Speaker 8: and I think we're kind of the natural uh like
• 30:18
  Speaker 8: last guy's left to to kind.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Of run the show a little bit.
• 30:21
  Speaker 8: But in talking with Erica, we've been like, I'm like,
• 30:27
  Speaker 8: do we want to are we doing this for real?
• 30:29
  Speaker 8: Or are we doing this because like we just need
• 30:31
  Speaker 8: New York to look like it's busy, and we need
• 30:34
  Speaker 8: to have some sort of semblance of a company in
• 30:39
  Speaker 8: this big office.
• 30:40
  Speaker 12: Golf season is in full swing and getting out there
• 30:43
  Speaker 12: to work on your game is bound to make any
• 30:45
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• 30:48
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• 31:02
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• 31:04
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• 31:06
  Speaker 8: Cause if we're gonna do it for real, I think
• 31:09
  Speaker 8: I have like a good idea of how to do
• 31:11
  Speaker 8: it internally and externally, and I think there's some changes
• 31:14
  Speaker 8: that I would try to make as far as how
• 31:16
  Speaker 8: we interact with each other and how like the company flows.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: But I'm also like, I know how this company works.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: At the end of the day.
• 31:24
  Speaker 8: I know that this is Dave's company, and I know
• 31:27
  Speaker 8: Dan's the big star and it's like those and this
• 31:30
  Speaker 8: is a.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Gambling company and all that.
• 31:31
  Speaker 8: But like, if you want to do a New York
• 31:34
  Speaker 8: office that is non gambling, that is based in comedy
• 31:38
  Speaker 8: and entertainment and podcasting. I think we know what the
• 31:41
  Speaker 8: fuck we're doing when it comes to that, and I
• 31:43
  Speaker 8: think we could really do some very cool shit with
• 31:46
  Speaker 8: a lot of people here who I think are very
• 31:48
  Speaker 8: talented and have been like, I don't know what to do.
• 31:51
  Speaker 8: And I think Barstool's cool because they're like, go here's
• 31:54
  Speaker 8: the ball and run with it. But I think there's
• 31:55
  Speaker 8: a lot of people who are like, I don't know
• 31:58
  Speaker 8: what to do, and I'm like, I think we can
• 31:59
  Speaker 8: help you with that. I think that there are people
• 32:01
  Speaker 8: who are funny who don't even know it, and I'm like,
• 32:03
  Speaker 8: you could be a star if we do it the
• 32:05
  Speaker 8: right way. I think that a lot of people who
• 32:06
  Speaker 8: are funny too and have been under the impression that
• 32:09
  Speaker 8: they have to pretend to be gamblers. Yes, I think
• 32:12
  Speaker 8: we also do podcasts, right, Yeah, No, honestly, we don't
• 32:15
  Speaker 8: have to do a podcast. As a matter of fact,
• 32:17
  Speaker 8: I would tell you not to do a podcast. Yeah,
• 32:18
  Speaker 8: it's very I think it's kind of yeah, like it's
• 32:20
  Speaker 8: kind of a dead medium in a way to start.
• 32:22
  Speaker 8: Unless you're like a superstar, you have your own audience
• 32:24
  Speaker 8: to build one now is kind of tough.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think guys like Rudy.
• 32:28
  Speaker 8: I think guys like Tommy are people who are like you,
• 32:30
  Speaker 8: are very funny, and I think you've been in the
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: shadow of a lot of people and working on your
• 32:36
  Speaker 8: own for a lot of times. And like, if we
• 32:37
  Speaker 8: get the right people behind you and the right ideas,
• 32:40
  Speaker 8: you guys could be great. And then there are externally,
• 32:43
  Speaker 8: I think there we The one thing I've seen from
• 32:47
  Speaker 8: the comedy world is the amount of people, the amount
• 32:50
  Speaker 8: of guys and girls who come in and they're like,
• 32:52
  Speaker 8: I spent my life savings on this.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: YouTube special and it's gotta work.
• 32:59
  Speaker 8: And then I see it and I'm like, that doesn't
• 33:03
  Speaker 8: look that good.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: And I got guys here who not.
• 33:05
  Speaker 6: The content the production, Yeah, like the production.
• 33:07
  Speaker 8: You put your life savings into this cameraman and this
• 33:10
  Speaker 8: edit and this shot and lighting, and I'm like, that
• 33:13
  Speaker 8: looks like you just put up a fucking tripod at
• 33:15
  Speaker 8: the stands And we got guys here, yeah, to do
• 33:19
  Speaker 8: it for you or something like that, right, And I'm
• 33:20
  Speaker 8: sure they get you know, there's some union guys or
• 33:22
  Speaker 8: whoever however that works that jack the price up or
• 33:25
  Speaker 8: whatever you got to do, and they tell you need this,
• 33:26
  Speaker 8: you need that. I could send Nick and PAVs down
• 33:29
  Speaker 8: there and they will make you a special ten times
• 33:30
  Speaker 8: better than that, and we could do it at a
• 33:32
  Speaker 8: fraction of the cost. So why don't you guys come
• 33:34
  Speaker 8: here and we can help you, you know, do your special.
• 33:37
  Speaker 8: And then we got to you know, we'll figure out
• 33:38
  Speaker 8: some split of revenue and money and all that kind
• 33:41
  Speaker 8: of stuff. But you know, we like everything else. It's like,
• 33:45
  Speaker 8: you know, at Barslow, you get a lot of there's
• 33:47
  Speaker 8: a lot of pie in the sky ideas.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: And it's like, are we really going to do that
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: or are we are we?
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: You know, is that the So what does it take
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: for it to to really do that?
• 33:59
  Speaker 8: I feel like it's got to be, you know, something
• 34:02
  Speaker 8: from above, like from management being like, yeah, like you
• 34:05
  Speaker 8: got the keys to the castle, go.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I would imagine think it's keys. I think
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: it's more just like budget.
• 34:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I was gonna say, but but like like here's
• 34:12
  Speaker 8: some money to work with, and here is uh like
• 34:15
  Speaker 8: all of them that will exist. It's just like we said,
• 34:17
  Speaker 8: another number is Yeah, there's been a lot of like
• 34:19
  Speaker 8: you tell me what you want and I'll go get them.
• 34:21
  Speaker 8: And it's like, well, I need to be able to
• 34:22
  Speaker 8: tell them what kind of ballpark we're working in, and
• 34:25
  Speaker 8: are we talking about a salary or are we talking
• 34:27
  Speaker 8: about a rev share?
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Are we talking about a one time payment? Are we
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: you know? And then also the idea of like.
• 34:35
  Speaker 8: For twenty years now, it's basically every decision has come
• 34:39
  Speaker 8: it has been Dave's decision, you know, and it's like,
• 34:41
  Speaker 8: are we are we going to be separate enough from
• 34:44
  Speaker 8: that where if Dave says like I don't like a guy,
• 34:47
  Speaker 8: and I say I do like a guy and it's
• 34:50
  Speaker 8: for my section of our stool, does that actually happen
• 34:53
  Speaker 8: or is it like, come on, we know that this
• 34:55
  Speaker 8: is Dave's company, So you're talking about hiring, yeah, like
• 34:57
  Speaker 8: hiring talent or making a business decision out like this
• 35:01
  Speaker 8: show is working or isn't working, or we're gonna pair
• 35:03
  Speaker 8: these people together or you know, whatever it may be.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: So where do you think that like as as like
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: barstool grows, Like, where do you think would be like
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: interesting or the best place to get talent from?
• 35:16
  Speaker 6: Because obviously you guys work with.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: A ton of comedians, but then you mentioned guys like
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Tommy and Rudy who don't necessarily come from like a
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: stand up or a comedian world or podcasting world before that, Like,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: what do you think the best way to go about
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: talent acquisition going forward?
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Is that's a great question.
• 35:31
  Speaker 8: I feel like that we know the comedy circuit well
• 35:34
  Speaker 8: and I feel like you would know too, Like you
• 35:36
  Speaker 8: know the.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Names that start to bubble up, like yeah, I think
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: this guy deserves it, and yeah, I think that's a
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: big thing I think. I mean, obviously, going off of
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: what you said about the Dave thing, like him hiring
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: someone that he likes. It's like, obviously Dave just created
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: his own little world of characters, which is like in
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: its works. But also there's a side of people who
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: It's like I could name fifteen people right now who
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: have no platform at all who will go up at
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: the stand and the seller and the New York funniest
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: talking people Dave and Dave. Yeah they like the weirdos.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: I think that.
• 36:09
  Speaker 8: So there's a couple of things Dave has always blatantly
• 36:11
  Speaker 8: been like I don't like stand up, and right now
• 36:13
  Speaker 8: stand up is having its like renaissance and it's like
• 36:16
  Speaker 8: glow up where it's like everybody is fucking and I
• 36:21
  Speaker 8: think that they are putting out some like the funniest
• 36:24
  Speaker 8: ship out there. Yeah, and so you know, I mean
• 36:28
  Speaker 8: there's been plenty of times I've got I've gone to
• 36:30
  Speaker 8: Dave with either talking about hiring comics or like I
• 36:34
  Speaker 8: remember when he was like, why would I have Sebastian
• 36:36
  Speaker 8: Maniscalco do a pizza review? And it was the same
• 36:39
  Speaker 8: weekend he sold one hundred thousand tickets.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: In a weekend.
• 36:45
  Speaker 8: He he had like five sold out shows that weekend.
• 36:49
  Speaker 8: And it's it's pizza and it's Sebastian. It's like, why
• 36:52
  Speaker 8: would you not do this?
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: So, you know, you get some people that you've got
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: that you've like like pitched that they didn't wind up
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: working out.
• 37:00
  Speaker 8: We we famously got to the one yard line with
• 37:03
  Speaker 8: Jesus Amiro back in the day. Who I think those
• 37:06
  Speaker 8: guys they probably ended up doing just fine. I know
• 37:09
  Speaker 8: they just recently split, but I'm sure they made their money.
• 37:11
  Speaker 8: But had they stayed on the internet and not gone
• 37:14
  Speaker 8: the TV route, I think they would have had like
• 37:17
  Speaker 8: a call her an Addy type of Yeah, I don't.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Know if I'm I don't know. I mean, whatever who
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Cares was wasn't like Cometown in the mix for a
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: minute was about hiring them. I didn't think that.
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it sounds familiar, but that wasn't.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: It wasn't. I don't know them. I didn't know them
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: as well.
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: I think I offered a radio show or something like that.
• 37:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah, And that's a perfect example too, though those guys
• 37:40
  Speaker 8: would have been great.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: We brought up to Stefano.
• 37:42
  Speaker 8: To Stefano, they he passed on Dave. Dave said with
• 37:47
  Speaker 8: the Stefano like, it basically kind of implied like he's
• 37:52
  Speaker 8: just another funny thirty year old white guy and we've
• 37:56
  Speaker 8: got a bunch of those. And he was like, we
• 37:59
  Speaker 8: don't need any more of those. And I was like,
• 38:00
  Speaker 8: are you implying to me that we're not going to
• 38:02
  Speaker 8: hire any more of those? Ever?
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: And we reached our limit of just funny guys.
• 38:07
  Speaker 6: Hired exclusively those since that day.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna say we probably had fat guys
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: as part of that demographic.
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: Demographic that is so true.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: It's a different years to the Rob mclaney route. Just
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: start putting down a gallon ice cream every morning, maybe
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: we can talk.
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: If you just showed up fat like, they will probably
• 38:26
  Speaker 6: love it.
• 38:27
  Speaker 10: For real.
• 38:27
  Speaker 6: It's kind like a funny name.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're fat and retarded, I'll sign Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: that one.
• 38:33
  Speaker 8: That one hurt because I remember being like Chris is
• 38:35
  Speaker 8: really blown up recently and we probably were we were
• 38:40
  Speaker 8: talking about getting him right before like the explosion, and
• 38:43
  Speaker 8: it would have been under barsols umbrella and he didn't
• 38:45
  Speaker 8: want to do it. And then I also think the Internet,
• 38:49
  Speaker 8: like you know, we just know Internet funny, and I
• 38:52
  Speaker 8: think you see enough, like you know, like I love
• 38:55
  Speaker 8: Danny Lopriori, the let Me suck on your titties guy,
• 38:58
  Speaker 8: Like when a video pops like that and you start
• 39:00
  Speaker 8: to give it a look, and then you follow their
• 39:02
  Speaker 8: ship and you're like, this is consistently this.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Podcast is hilarious and they're like freestyle and freestyle like
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: just like talent, you know, like so there there's I
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: think the Internet and and the stand up world would
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: be like the two places we would And do you
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: think it came down to like like our stand ups
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: like really expensive and ship like that?
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: Obviously not because they're not.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: I mean I think that there's I would I would
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: like to I.
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: Think stand ups thing and SaaS obviously there's a lot
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: more this than I do. I would think that stands
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: making a lot more money than I guess once you
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: reach a certain level.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: I mean, if you're just doing like spots in the city,
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: you're not making anything. You're making like it's like what
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: like it's like I think you at the stand, it's
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: like fifty bucks. It's insane for a show.
• 39:44
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm not even the house for fifty dollars. Yeah,
• 39:47
  Speaker 8: it's like one hundred for a weekend. But like you
• 39:50
  Speaker 8: all right now, right, Like yeah, yeah, there's people like
• 39:52
  Speaker 8: there's yeah.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: So then you go on the road and then there's
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: like different door deals you can get with like percentages
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: of tickets. And it also depends on how long you've
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: been doing common how good you have to be to
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: make like seventy five thousand dollars a year to have
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: like a you know'.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Saying you've got to be good as fuck, dude mook
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: saying you gotta be a fucking you gotta be nice, right,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: you gotta know you gotta be Like I think, I like.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Did the math about someone how much like how much
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: someone like Norman who does like six spots a night
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: would make just in New York And I think it's
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: like maybe like forty thousand dollars crazy for a guy.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: I mean, like, but that Norman will go on the
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: road for a weekend, He'll make like seventy five thousand.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: That's where you.
• 40:33
  Speaker 9: Know, I.
• 40:35
  Speaker 8: In weekend you get like pasted at a local club
• 40:39
  Speaker 8: and you're not touring yet and you're like just maybe
• 40:43
  Speaker 8: headlining at a local spot in the city, or you
• 40:46
  Speaker 8: have consistent work at the comedy store or whatever the
• 40:49
  Speaker 8: comedy seller. You know, is that like a living wage
• 40:52
  Speaker 8: or you like you're like got you have? Fucking you can't.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Really, I don't think you can really make a living wage.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: And I don't want to like step out of line
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: because inside I feel like some people are gonna be like,
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: actually you can. But I think realistically, to make like
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: a comfortable living wage, I think you can afford, you
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: would have to be going on the road. Yeah, okay,
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: that's like where like John Mulaney started doing stand up
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: on the road because that's how he made That's how
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: you make money, Like you but like to get good
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: enough to go on the road, you have to do
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: like the five Yeah, yeah, I mean it is. It
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: is insane what you guys do.
• 41:25
  Speaker 8: I would never commit that much time and effort to
• 41:29
  Speaker 8: anything like, Okay, you have to go up like three
• 41:31
  Speaker 8: times a night, seven nights a week.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: You have to do that for a decade, and such
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: a lofty goal. It's like a kid who wants to
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: be president.
• 41:38
  Speaker 8: It's like yeah, yeah, it's high fu like I'm going
• 41:42
  Speaker 8: to do a spec Like yeah, I'm going to do
• 41:44
  Speaker 8: so much fucking work, Like it's so much.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: The first time I bomb, I'm done. I'm not subjecting
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: myself to that again.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, silent like it is.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: It does sound bad, but then also you start to
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: realize you're like, Okay, the worst thing that happened was
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: like maybe like fifty people will leave the show and
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: be like that one dude I don't even remember his name. Yeah,
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: right right, that's the worst thing that happened.
• 42:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean I still in the moment, dude, Like, dude,
• 42:12
  Speaker 8: I'll go if I'm having a bad set, I'll feel
• 42:15
  Speaker 8: my back and there's like gallons we sweat pouring.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 42:19
  Speaker 8: Every time, I hate this guy because he doesn't sweat.
• 42:22
  Speaker 8: We I just this is our last like live shows
• 42:26
  Speaker 8: of the year. I finally got over it, but up
• 42:29
  Speaker 8: until then, every live show we did and my hair
• 42:32
  Speaker 8: would be like.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 42:34
  Speaker 8: And then and then I also like, once I start sweating,
• 42:36
  Speaker 8: I think about sweating and I you know what I mean.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and we're fine.
• 42:40
  Speaker 8: The show was fine, you know, but I'm like, in
• 42:42
  Speaker 8: my head, I said something and there was silence, and
• 42:44
  Speaker 8: I'm like, oh my god.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: He's such an immediate indictment of like who you are
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: and your abilities.
• 42:48
  Speaker 6: It's like it's like people don't think.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: People think that I am not funny, and I'm trying
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: to be funny, but I don't even care.
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: If it's like I don't it doesn't like silence. Obviously
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: I don't want that, but it can be it can
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: be raucous laughter. But if I just happen to be
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: looking at one person who didn't laugh, well, we were.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Talking about this. So Moke comes with me on the road.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: He hosts for my shows, and uh, dude, you will
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: be like killing a room, like everyone like bent over laughing,
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: and then there'll be like one dude in the front
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: road just being like and You're like you want to
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: like get in his face and be like, why are
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: you not laughing? You know what that is? What did
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: I say? Everyone else? Yeah, that's that's like the Internet
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: come to life.
• 43:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, you got a bunch of people and
• 43:32
  Speaker 8: think you're awesome, and the one guy who says you suck, dick,
• 43:34
  Speaker 8: you're like your day and that's just happening in front
• 43:36
  Speaker 8: of you.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: Like maybe I do sucked.
• 43:39
  Speaker 8: We were in Philly and we had we had like
• 43:42
  Speaker 8: seven hundred people at the Fillmore I think it was,
• 43:44
  Speaker 8: and I thought it was like our best show to date.
• 43:47
  Speaker 8: And they reserved like two seats that they ended up
• 43:51
  Speaker 8: not filling and they were writing John's vision.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:54
  Speaker 6: This was a Grammy theater which was sold out.
• 43:56
  Speaker 8: Okay, Grammar's theater sold out, and like we leave the
• 44:00
  Speaker 8: we like we finished the show, we leave the stage.
• 44:01
  Speaker 8: I'm like, oh my god. He was like, fucking we
• 44:04
  Speaker 8: bombed in front of an empty theater. And I was like,
• 44:07
  Speaker 8: I was like, we just killed in front of a
• 44:08
  Speaker 8: full one. What are you talking about?
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because he was just looking at two emptycs. It
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: was so bad.
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: It got so bad during the show that I was
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: wearing like a flatform cap where I was wearing a
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: baseball cap and I pulled it down so I couldn't
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: see because all I did was focusing on I was
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: just focusing on those two.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: Seanwhile, the whole time, I was like, this is our
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: best show ever.
• 44:25
  Speaker 6: Why are you like that?
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: I mean mirror every morning, bro, dude, I think that
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: doing live podcasts is scarier than doing stand up by
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: a wall.
• 44:36
  Speaker 8: I I like, utmost respect to everything you guys do
• 44:42
  Speaker 8: because of everything I described, like the work you put
• 44:44
  Speaker 8: in the writing and crafting it. But then when I
• 44:47
  Speaker 8: realized that we take the stage with no witherio.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: Nothing when we did our when we did a live
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: we did a live show in la at Laft Boston
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: with KB and Nick and Ron and Uh. I remember
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: getting up there and we had like a couple things
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: like like one liner jokes to like start the show
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: about Boston when we got up there, and then I
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: remember being like, what next, fuck? How about what the
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: hell are we going to talk about now?
• 45:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: And we we we got a pretty good system now
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: and like and you guys do like the voicemails and stuff, right,
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: we have a we have a show. You guys have
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: a show. Yeah. And we also, for the first time,
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: just like in the last in recent months, learned how
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: to like like.
• 45:26
  Speaker 8: In years past, every single show was completely different because
• 45:30
  Speaker 8: I was like, we have conversations and you can't, like
• 45:33
  Speaker 8: reh have a conversation, but then we kind of learned
• 45:35
  Speaker 8: you can, and we like not to say that we're
• 45:37
  Speaker 8: faking it, but it's like we'll bring up the same
• 45:39
  Speaker 8: topic of conversation and it'll start the same, but then
• 45:43
  Speaker 8: I say something different and he has a different joke
• 45:45
  Speaker 8: about it, or we take a different angle, so it's
• 45:47
  Speaker 8: like we kind of are redoing it, and then each
• 45:50
  Speaker 8: show grows on the previous one where we're like, last night,
• 45:53
  Speaker 8: you know this guy in the crowd said this, and
• 45:55
  Speaker 8: so like.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: We figured out a live show unless it unless it
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: had some kind of built in structure like that where
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: it's like the beginning with whatever twenty minutes is gonna
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: be this where we know we're gonna touch on this,
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have this plant segment, like.
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: And I don't mean to be like, oh, it's like
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: stand up, but like it's like like we had said
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: things that were like, oh that word really funny.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, hundred percent. I do that every weekend. If
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: I find something that like, oh, the Buffalo crowd really
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: like this, I'm gonna do this in every single show. Yeah,
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: and then it will like kill.
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: But we've also like we've done it for so we
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: had like it's not even like conversations we're we're having.
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: It would be like basically like setting each other up
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: for a story where we have like like a four
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: minute monologue kind of deal, dude. And then but then
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: like we've been doing those for like a year, so
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: it's probably time to find new ones, right, so when
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: we go on because the first.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: Ones we found like it just happened and that's like,
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: oh that worked.
• 46:42
  Speaker 8: We weren't like, let's come up with a repeatable thing, yea,
• 46:44
  Speaker 8: So now but now we kind of do need to
• 46:46
  Speaker 8: come up like think about it and it's like, oh
• 46:48
  Speaker 8: fuck that I don't know, but I yeah that that
• 46:50
  Speaker 8: thought of getting to this, the point where you have
• 46:54
  Speaker 8: us an act has got to be hell.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: But then once you have it.
• 46:58
  Speaker 8: And you know exactly where the laughs are and where
• 47:01
  Speaker 8: the pauses are, and that you know everyone likes it
• 47:03
  Speaker 8: and you know people are gonna buy tickets and you're like,
• 47:05
  Speaker 8: I can just do this for like a year straight
• 47:08
  Speaker 8: and just make that does sweet Because I always ask
• 47:10
  Speaker 8: them like why you guys go to like fucking omaha,
• 47:13
  Speaker 8: like you still really want to get on.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: A plane and go there and and and you know
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: these we're talking about some of the bigger guys.
• 47:18
  Speaker 8: They're like, well, I could just like sit at home,
• 47:21
  Speaker 8: or I could go make like a surgeon salary Rack
• 47:23
  Speaker 8: and surgeon Tom I can't imagine. I think is going
• 47:30
  Speaker 8: to be the richest man in the world. After his
• 47:32
  Speaker 8: tour he went to like every single club in theater
• 47:35
  Speaker 8: in the world.
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: You know, it's so impressive, dude.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: Apparently, like because like Burt is like super huge obviously
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: and is making millions of dollars, but apparently Tom is
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: like even, like.
• 47:47
  Speaker 8: I say it all the time, those guys I think
• 47:50
  Speaker 8: are if not maybe above or Tide, they are like
• 47:56
  Speaker 8: right below Rogan.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: And everybody talks about Rogan like this, you know, on level. Yeah,
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: but also Rogan's I mean like they do like they'll
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: do like arena like those guys would do like arenas
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: and then mix in theaters. Rogan's like strictly arenas, I think.
• 48:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but I mean even with the podcast too, Like
• 48:12
  Speaker 8: those guys are making money that is on a level
• 48:15
  Speaker 8: that is I don't think people realize they are financially
• 48:19
  Speaker 8: they're on that level.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 48:21
  Speaker 8: I like they are like when Bert said, uh, Whitney
• 48:25
  Speaker 8: Cummings asked him, like, if you had one last special
• 48:29
  Speaker 8: to ever promote, and you've got to make sure you
• 48:32
  Speaker 8: promote it like the best to like where the three
• 48:33
  Speaker 8: places you're going? And the first body said was us.
• 48:36
  Speaker 8: I was like, yeah, I saw that was like the
• 48:38
  Speaker 8: crowning achievement of my career. Yeah, And I was like,
• 48:40
  Speaker 8: and I still don't even think people understand, Like.
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  Speaker 8: Like the level he's at to say that, that's fucking
• 49:56
  Speaker 8: it's like he is he is, I think because he's
• 50:00
  Speaker 8: very down to earth and it's very you know, don't
• 50:03
  Speaker 8: You don't realize it.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: Those guys are titans of the game right now. How
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: much they're walking away from doing one arena show. I mean,
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: think about you.
• 50:10
  Speaker 8: You know, basically they're doing like fifty dollars tickets, right
• 50:13
  Speaker 8: or forty dollars half a million?
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: You have like fifteen at least half a million. I
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: was going to say a million.
• 50:17
  Speaker 8: You know what's interesting I learned I learned from like this,
• 50:22
  Speaker 8: just this job in the industry.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: I learned that to play the garden costs so much money.
• 50:27
  Speaker 8: And that's why you'll see a lot of acts go
• 50:29
  Speaker 8: to Barclays now because just to just to have like
• 50:33
  Speaker 8: the concessions and the security and whatever else they provide.
• 50:37
  Speaker 8: It's like you have to like put up like a
• 50:39
  Speaker 8: million dollars to go to the garden. Yeah, and now
• 50:41
  Speaker 8: you imagine if you're going to the garden, you're probably
• 50:43
  Speaker 8: selling out the garden and you make all that money.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: But you got to be able to like, you know.
• 50:47
  Speaker 6: And that's probably why people are doing multiple shows in
• 50:49
  Speaker 6: a row and shit like that.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: Well that's the thing that I got, like the whole
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: rundown about all that when I was when I started touring,
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: and it was like, like they say that doing a
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: weekend at a club can be a lot of times
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: more profitable than doing like one theater show.
• 51:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you can't do two theater shows in the night,
• 51:07
  Speaker 6: don't you.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 51:08
  Speaker 8: I feel like if you would do like five clubs,
• 51:11
  Speaker 8: five club spots in a weekend, and I understand that's
• 51:13
  Speaker 8: like five times the work of one night. Yeah, But
• 51:15
  Speaker 8: if you're gonna go somewhere for the weekend, like do it,
• 51:18
  Speaker 8: do it a couple of times. Don't pay out the
• 51:19
  Speaker 8: theaters yea. Or also I know this, I know this
• 51:23
  Speaker 8: about Dane Cook. Dane Cook revolutionized the game because he
• 51:26
  Speaker 8: was the first dude to rent out the space, and
• 51:28
  Speaker 8: he was like, don't. I won't use your concession and
• 51:32
  Speaker 8: security and all those people. Just give me the space
• 51:34
  Speaker 8: for the night, which costs a fuck ton upfront, but
• 51:37
  Speaker 8: then you're making like.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: All and so he kind of changed in that.
• 51:40
  Speaker 8: Regardless, all right, I mean, but even that, I think
• 51:45
  Speaker 8: he was like, I made that money back like in
• 51:46
  Speaker 8: a year because he was killing so bad. But like
• 51:49
  Speaker 8: I'm I think we're at a point at Barstool and
• 51:53
  Speaker 8: just the industry in general where it's like, I know,
• 51:56
  Speaker 8: you want to play the wilbur and Radio City and
• 51:59
  Speaker 8: like these places that are iconic, but why don't we
• 52:02
  Speaker 8: just rent out a space and put chairs in and
• 52:06
  Speaker 8: do it all ourselves and then it can be branded.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: And it gets like the fact that comics.
• 52:10
  Speaker 8: Don't just have a sponsor for their tours is fucking insane.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, especially because they all do podcasts and there's a
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: the podcast.
• 52:18
  Speaker 6: There's no preciousness about the art of it.
• 52:19
  Speaker 8: I think there still is for some reason with the touring,
• 52:22
  Speaker 8: but it's like the fact that it's not just like
• 52:24
  Speaker 8: the the Relapse tour by from Burt Kresher presented by
• 52:27
  Speaker 8: AT and.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: T or some ship is fucking nuts. Yeah, that would
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: be wondering with being like, Okay, these people are already
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: paying money to come see me. I don't want to
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: throw but it's just like it's just yeah, I mean yeah,
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: if it's taking over the show, it's sad.
• 52:43
  Speaker 8: But during the set, but like if you're weird there
• 52:47
  Speaker 8: clothes or you're just drinking their their liquor, you know,
• 52:50
  Speaker 8: that'll be funny if you just to wipe your ass.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: Now, you see, if you get totally now, my ass
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: smells like mint chill, you.
• 53:05
  Speaker 8: Get a cool breeze after a dude white maybe feeling good,
• 53:09
  Speaker 8: You are feeling good.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: But it seems like even looking at sas like he's
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: not trying to do a special for like five years
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: or whatever.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: Due that's the other thing. I don't know why you
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: guys all feel the need to do a special. Yeah
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: they're I mean, like, just don't do them unless.
• 53:23
  Speaker 6: You are Wait, but I thought you were about to
• 53:24
  Speaker 6: start putting on specials.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: You're yeah, you're right, but I would I would be
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: like cautious about who we do it with.
• 53:31
  Speaker 8: There's very few people who are like ready for a special,
• 53:34
  Speaker 8: very few.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Even if you have like a good hour. It's like
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: there's a good chance of that hour is not all
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: special worthy, Right.
• 53:40
  Speaker 8: You should do like a twenty five minute thing of
• 53:42
  Speaker 8: just your best or don't even just put things out
• 53:45
  Speaker 8: and don't call it a special, just be like here's
• 53:48
  Speaker 8: my YouTube video with some of my comedy. Because when
• 53:50
  Speaker 8: you call it a special, all of a sudden, you're
• 53:52
  Speaker 8: getting compared to like Chris Rock on HBO.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I'm not.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: That fucking good, but it's still But I see comics
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: and the only thing that they'll put on like their
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: social media, their TikTok, their Instagram is the crowd work
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: that they do. And then it's like, but they'll also
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: go five years churning through probably if they come up
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: with an hour a year and they're honing and honing
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: and honing to get to that special eventually. But that's
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: still like an hour every year that you will never
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: put out to anywhere.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: It's yeah, I have talked about I talked about this
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: with someone recently. Dude, I think it's like all the algorithm.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: It's like the algorithm is like crowd work, like people
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: will put people will put clips out from like old specials,
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: like right, when the clipping thing got big and it
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: won't be big at all, but then you'll.
• 54:31
  Speaker 8: Be there's something to the vibe of like you're catching something,
• 54:35
  Speaker 8: you're catching something happening. Yeah, but it's funny because it's like,
• 54:38
  Speaker 8: it's not crowd work when you say to the guy
• 54:40
  Speaker 8: when you set up your premise with the guy in
• 54:42
  Speaker 8: the audience, yea, when you say, like, so you know,
• 54:45
  Speaker 8: do you work like manual labor, and then you know
• 54:48
  Speaker 8: you have a joke about me exactly, that's not crowd work,
• 54:51
  Speaker 8: like you just right, no, no, no, no, But I agree
• 54:54
  Speaker 8: with you because I posted one stand up clip and
• 54:56
  Speaker 8: everyone's like, wow, Sas is trying to do crowd work now, Like, no,
• 54:59
  Speaker 8: it's not fun crowd work like the joke that was
• 55:01
  Speaker 8: the build up, like I was building up the joke
• 55:03
  Speaker 8: and getting the audience engaged. I actually think it's fine
• 55:06
  Speaker 8: to do it. It's just it's funny when everybody acts
• 55:09
  Speaker 8: like this is like this is crowd Like you did
• 55:10
  Speaker 8: that bit in every fucking city with a different you
• 55:14
  Speaker 8: know plant.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: I've also I also feel like you don't even need
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: a plant. I think.
• 55:20
  Speaker 8: Has anybody ever just like made up a audience member?
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: No, I don't because I know I get one about that,
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: and I think you could ye create a fictional person
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: you no one would know, and especially when you know
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: you got to repeat what they said to you. Yeah, yeah,
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: you should just say that. You could be like, you know,
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: look this fat motherfucker here and there's no motherucker there.
• 55:45
  Speaker 8: But but you know, and the people who sitting in
• 55:47
  Speaker 8: the front might be like, it might be.
• 55:48
  Speaker 6: Hard to do a couple of ladies tonight.
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: If you did it in like a theater. No one
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: would ever ever know. I or arenarth. Yeah, anything big
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 55:58
  Speaker 6: There was.
• 55:59
  Speaker 8: We had a moment on the road. I was like,
• 56:02
  Speaker 8: we always kind of pull the crowd. You know, we
• 56:05
  Speaker 8: got young people, old people.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: We have diehard barstool fans, we have any new fans,
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: we have any couples. We always have a lot of couples.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: It's a big date night thing for us.
• 56:12
  Speaker 8: And for the first time, I was like, because I
• 56:14
  Speaker 8: wanted to do a bit about being divorced, I was like,
• 56:17
  Speaker 8: do we have any divorced people in the crowd, And
• 56:20
  Speaker 8: it was it.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: Was pure true crowd work.
• 56:23
  Speaker 8: There's one guy who was sitting front row and he
• 56:26
  Speaker 8: was like me and he you could tell he was
• 56:29
  Speaker 8: bent out of shape about it. It was like I was
• 56:31
  Speaker 8: coming from a place of like fuck it, you know,
• 56:32
  Speaker 8: like it's good, you're free. And then he was very
• 56:38
  Speaker 8: like timid and and then you said something like like
• 56:42
  Speaker 8: at the end of the show. I would have if
• 56:46
  Speaker 8: I was in the audience, I would have bet it
• 56:47
  Speaker 8: was a planted, callback scripted thing where you said something
• 56:51
  Speaker 8: about like being desperate for a girl and you were like, yeah,
• 56:54
  Speaker 8: this guy knows right, and it just fucking murdered and
• 56:57
  Speaker 8: he was like I was like, I don't remember which
• 57:00
  Speaker 8: one it was because I'm terrible when I'm doing the show.
• 57:02
  Speaker 8: I don't even look at the crowd. I'm like nervous,
• 57:04
  Speaker 8: so I'm looking at the lights, and You're always, I
• 57:06
  Speaker 8: feel like, very good at like you you do notice
• 57:09
  Speaker 8: the crowd.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: I saw girl one time. Carolina always.
• 57:18
  Speaker 8: Brought it back to that guy, and I was like,
• 57:20
  Speaker 8: what a fucking moment it like it was it just
• 57:23
  Speaker 8: like the puzzle pieces just fit perfectly together, and I
• 57:25
  Speaker 8: was like, that was some real crowd work ship where
• 57:28
  Speaker 8: at all. But I think there's little tricks of the
• 57:30
  Speaker 8: trade that people are like using now and it's more
• 57:33
  Speaker 8: power to you. But it's like it's not you know.
• 57:36
  Speaker 8: I also think some of these guys right so much
• 57:40
  Speaker 8: like Sam Morrill is so he he's like I cannot
• 57:44
  Speaker 8: do stale material, so then put it on the internet.
• 57:47
  Speaker 8: But I think he actually does right, So he's actually
• 57:50
  Speaker 8: one who's doing it. But like when we got to
• 57:54
  Speaker 8: our last show, uh in Phoenix, they as we walked
• 57:59
  Speaker 8: in there getting the bags ready for the phones.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and we were like no, no, no.
• 58:03
  Speaker 8: I was like, we tell everybody post pictures, post videos, like, yeah,
• 58:07
  Speaker 8: we want our ship out there.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: You know, they really they offer you guys the bag.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: That was great, happened, that happened one time, only like
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: you guys don't want the bags. Yeah, yeah, we've never
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: got a few times I get it out, they can't
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: get it.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were because don't pull it out of nowhere
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: ready for it.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I was thinking about that the other day, like
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: if I if I just like showed up to the
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: stand one night and I was like, where the bags.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: I'm not going up unless there's back. Get the funk
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: out of you right now.
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 58:37
  Speaker 8: They say that like people are more present and the
• 58:39
  Speaker 8: experience is better.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I want that ship.
• 58:42
  Speaker 8: I want the promotion from all these I want all
• 58:44
  Speaker 8: five hundred people here to post my sh On the.
• 58:46
  Speaker 6: End, no one is getting to their audience.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: No one's on there, Like it's very rare. People are
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: like on their phone for the show, and you're like,
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: if they are, they're taking a picture, right. And also
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: no one's like, unless you're Dave Chappelle, no one's like,
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: all right, let's film this and send it to the
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: New York Post, right, yeah, right.
• 59:02
  Speaker 8: And like there's like maybe one or two segments of
• 59:05
  Speaker 8: show that we do where I'm like, I really hope
• 59:07
  Speaker 8: this doesn't make it to the internet.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, otherwise I'm like post this that won'll be cool
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: about that one. Yeah, let's leave that one that stays
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: within these walls, right.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: And they know they're not trying to your listeners are
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: not trying to cancel you, guys.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: No, No, I really think they are. Especially the people
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: that come are like the diehards of the.
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: No one who doesn't know us is coming to a show.
• 59:26
  Speaker 5: It's like, if you like, look at we show up
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: to like venues sometimes and it's like our fucking stupid
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: picture where it's like it's like this cartoon of.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: Like two guys with their legs up. Yeah. KMC Radio tonight,
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: Like no one is walking by that one. I gotta
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: see that we're.
• 59:40
  Speaker 8: Not getting guys, we're not getting crowded day of Yeah,
• 59:43
  Speaker 8: I will say the best, like the best feeling doing
• 59:46
  Speaker 8: stand up is when you get the walk up crowd.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: It's usually like the Saturday early show, like all the
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: old people come out and they're there just to see
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: a comedy show, and if you do well in front
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: of them, it's like the greatest feeling ever. So like
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: these people don't know who I am, they don't care
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: about its true actually laughing.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, there is a feeling of like I kind
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 8: of got over the sweating and stuff, not because I
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 8: think that the show is all that great, but I
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 8: was like, they're gonna like this like literally no matter what.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 8: And we've also found time we also it's like half
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 8: I think half of it is the meet and greet,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 8: Like we always make sure to take pictures and and
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 8: meet people, and I think they love that part of
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 8: it too.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: So that's a battle rap trick. I would go and
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: talk to everybody in the crowd, so by the time
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: it was for me to go up at a personal.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: I have a back set. I'm out there talking to
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: every single person. Yeah, being like, dude, I'm so thankful
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: for you guys to I hope you guys had a
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: good time. Yeah, yeah, gets on them. I was funny
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: to get out of here. No, it is like if
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: I do well, I'm like I did.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: You can see why I pay Oh my god, I.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 8: Mean a god in that moment, especially when you get
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 8: to the big the big arenas and ship like you
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 8: have like twenty thousand or Kevin Hart has like sixty
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 8: thousand people They're just howling at.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: Him and you're just standing there. You're like literally a
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: god on earth.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: We did that with We went to the last year
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: I guess the nine to eleven uh party, Yeah, I
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: guess at MSG.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah I went.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: I went to that and when Chappelle came out and
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: he just stood there like like fucking that Jesus statue
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 5: in Brazil. Yeah, he just stood there like that like
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 5: it was it was actually like it was honestly.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: For being straight up, it was over. It was too
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: It was like, dude, you're not a god.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: But how Elon Musk is the fact that he went
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: up with Chappelle and he still got with Jesus.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: Dude, it's got to be hard to not become like
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: a full on narcissist.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 8: YEA, Like you're not like people are treating like everybody
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 8: telling you you're the greatest.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: Who's the Roman emperor?
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: Who had that guy who he hired who just walk
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: behind him, walk behind him to keep whispering, You're just
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: a man, You're just a man.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: You're just a man, like Chappelle needs that now. That
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: was a transman, dude. That was like, that was like
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: watching twenty of the greatest comedians in the world. And
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: then Dave Chappelle went out and it was like, like
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: the biggest eruption I've ever seen. It was tel I
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: don't I don't think he was the best of the night,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: though not even remotely close. I wouldn't eve put him
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: in the top ten, right he was He was like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: it was a hammer.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 5: But also I thought that was unfair of John Stewart
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 5: because like the joke he made wasn't that bad.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: It was a nine to eleven joke.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 8: It was.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: It was some up in laden and I honestly forget
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: what it was. I can't even butchers I forget what
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: it was. But like Johnston came.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 6: He was like, alright, damn.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: But I thought I thought.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 6: Was one of the best of nights.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: Sam j Sam was awesome, I thought, dude. I thought
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: Michael Cha and Colin Joe. Everything Colin we saw about
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: sixty Nineland is what.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you forget how many people are are stand ups
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 8: because I think of that guy as like, it's like, no,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 8: he's a fucking colm. And they were very they were
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 8: with my favorite. They were so blown away by how
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 8: good they were.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: The when when College was talking about sixty nine and
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: his wife stand up six ninety his wife, and I
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 5: was like, I like, hit cat, wait see what he scarage.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 8: Sixty nine He's got his nose in Scardro's as Yeah,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 8: that's fucking crazy, funny, handsome, smart, It's like, fuck you.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: The funniest part of Chappelle's the only one that I like,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: really laughed out loud, was when the guy got the
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: guy was filming it. Yeah he's Asian too. It's like holy.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 8: You know when Cigar Cigaro was on stage talking about
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 8: jerking off his yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: Was like his closer.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 6: He's telling his son he's got a jerk off.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, He's like dad, why is your
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: so much bigger than my? Because I'm hard, so fucking fun.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: I love to grow too, because his bits are like
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: fifteen minutes long.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 14: It's all stolen builds up, yeah, playoffs there, it's It's
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 14: fucking incredible, dude, Hang on the I mean you, I
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 14: just always have to say, like you.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 8: The way we're talking about all these guys is how
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 8: I think about you with your rap battles like you have.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 8: You've had those experiences, whether or not you you view
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 8: them that way like you.
• 1:04:21
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• 1:04:46
  Speaker 8: As as hard as any comic has ever like killed
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 8: a comedy club or theater, I think that pales in
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 8: comparison to like a rap battle assassination to get like
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 8: to have the crowd going like oh yes, like every
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 8: punchline you're basically doing comedy some way and then but
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 8: every punchline gets a reaction like a fucking slam dunk contest.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: Everything is the crowd like physically jumping around.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: It and you only say it one time too, it's crazy.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: So there's this like unexpectedness to it. It's like even
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: more living in the moment, just like trying to capture that.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: I can't imagine you. Are you ever nervous? Ever? What
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: do you mean when I'm doing those No, no, no,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: just I feel to come down from that is be
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: like there's nothing in the world that once I could
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: do that, once I could once I can win multiple tournaments.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 8: At that, I would be like, I'm not afraid of
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 8: anything ever again, definitely not like any type of public
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 8: speaking up and you can like even if it sucks,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 8: like I don't, I.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: Just don't give a fun right.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah, when he did the upfronts, he was like this
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 8: is the He's like, this is the least nervous I've
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 8: ever been in my Yeah, Like like if I had.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 6: To do the upfronts.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 8: I would have been like, I would have been like
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 8: nervous about it and been like, Fuck, how's this gonna go.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: If I was you, I'd be like and even if
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: I did bomb, I'd be like.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 8: But I know if I put the effort in, I
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 8: could make the greatest fucking shit like ever because I'd
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 8: done it before.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: It wrap battles so exactly.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: It's not like I not that I didn't care about
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: the sponsors in the audience, but.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: You didn't I believe that nineteen year old finance dudes.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they send with like all barstool events.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: Dude. We had it with whistle Pig.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: We were promoting like the fucking we had like a
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 5: ready to drink can we first did with them before
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 5: we did a whiskey and and it bombed. They didn't bomb.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: It wasn't anything to do with us. It was like
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 5: they hadn't like factored in like the price of canning.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 5: I forget there was some distribution.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 8: They they couldn't sell it in like thirty five states
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 8: in America.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: It's only fifty.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 5: But we went to they were like, all right, this
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: is gonna be a big thing, Like we've done this
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 5: with Pink Whitney.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: This is like how you get people to buy. You
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: go to toun, to.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 5: Distributors and all the ship and you kind of just
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: like basically suck all their dicks, of course.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 6: And so we're at this like fucking event in Boston forever, and.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: Uh like we're like, all right, we gotta fucking gear
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: up like this all we're gonna get rich. Dude, like
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 5: fucking sell tons of ready to drinks and we gotta
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 5: go fucking just smooth everybody right now. And then we
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 5: get there and fucking no one was in a position
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: of powers like dude, just a big fan.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 8: Made it that Someone's like, yo, I've been reading you
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 8: since two thousand and nine.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: I'm like, get out of here, Broa, where's your boss?
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: I am the bull nothing.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 8: That's what we need, though, I do think, uh, what
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 8: is cool is like sometimes you forget, or at least
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 8: I forget that I'm comparing myself to some guys who
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 8: are like fifty fifty five years old, who have like
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 8: twenty years of experience and all that shit on you.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 8: And I think we'll also get to a point where
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 8: stoolies who started reading when they were like twenty five
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 8: will be like forty five fifty years old, and then
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 8: they become hopefully like.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: The CEOs or the pop the.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 8: Decision makers, and then they're like yes for barstool, like
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 8: we're not going to worry about the risk. I know,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 8: I do trust these guys and hopefully like all of
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 8: our best days are ahead of us because of shit
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 8: like that.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: All you have to do is literally just keep doing it, right,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: Just just just don't stop doing long as I That's
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: really all it comes down to is just don't stop
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: doing it. That's the only way to lose doing any
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: of this shit really stopping or like getting in your
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: own head or like spooking yourself out.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 6: Just like keep doing it. Put one foot in front
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 6: of the other, like you will wind up.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: With that shit.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 8: There was like the beginning, I think I was like,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 8: especially writing, I was like I'm really good at this
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 8: and I really love doing this, and there was enough
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 8: praise and I was like yes, fuck yeah, And then
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 8: there was like a lull where it was like this
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 8: is hard. Life gets hard. Personal shit gets hard, and
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 8: then like you come out of it where you're like, well,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 8: if I can keep doing it through that, I can
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 8: just keep doing it forever and I keep doing it forever.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 8: I saw the other day BuzzFeed is down like two
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 8: like pennies.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they they're down like fired, like ninety percent of
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: their stead They're down like ninety eight percent over the year.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 8: And then Advice too, Advice has Vice is like broke,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 8: and so's BuzzFeed. And it's like those were our you know, competitors,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 8: and it's just like there's none left.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: And we mean at a certain point that one you
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: guys had to have known, but you guys were gonna
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: outlast BuzzFeed. I don't know, it was like right now,
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: early on hear that early on, I don't think I
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: would have got I mean, they were fucking mass.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 8: They were valued at seven hundred and fifty million in
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 8: like two thy eleven, and.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: They had like an office in LA that was like
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: the studio.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: It's like the.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 6: Paramount lot, like the BuzzFeed lot.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: I remember times when Dave was like, we have to
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: want like BuzzFeed when we started to lists.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and there's still is like tricks of the Internet
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 8: that you have to do that ship.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: But like it very much turned out. We call those
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: podcast segments.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 8: Now, Yeah, basically draft, let's do a draft, put it
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 8: goes backwards.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: We're gonna draft four things, We're gonna draft five things,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: and we did it. We did it for a while.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: Once BuzzFeed made that video of like the dude trying
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: fruit for the first time, I was like, yeah, this
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: is not the last. I mean, there's only so many.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: How many Disney princesses are you? Yeah, like, remember we
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: did that. We have what Barcelo employe are. Yeah, we
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: did it all.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 8: We did all of the scummy ship you could. But
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 8: then you also just like keep you know, we lasted.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 6: You keep on trying it.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: Cockroaches here when the fucking nuclear bombs go off.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: Dude will on that battle rap shit, Dude, I think
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: I want to do another one. Bro, And I haven't
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: even really talked about it, but I'm trying to battle
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: this dude in February.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 6: And this is pretty much me like calling him out.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 6: This dude, dumbfounded dude. Let's go, I'll gell you, dumbfounded dude.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 6: He's very successful. He's like in movies and ship like that.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: He's good friends with Anderson Park Like, he's this uh
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: Los Angeles rapper. And there's an event that's a tribute
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: to my buddy Pat's Day who passed away and all
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: the proceeds are going to go to his family and
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: ship like that. So it would be a very good
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: cause for us to do this. Do we do the
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: Battle for free? Just go up like, have fun with it,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: crack some jokes on each other, you know what I mean,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: make it happen.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: I have not seen anything that is as cool as that.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: I would want a hundred go to that Toronto. Yeah,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: in Toronto, that's where the King of the Dot is, right.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it would be the first event back since
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: COVID and ship like that, because Canaan's lockdowns have been crazy.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 6: So uh for a good ass.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: Cause, dude, you know, if you don't do you're a
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: bad guy.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: Really handcuffed the guy. He could be really busy.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 6: He's like.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 8: If I were you, I know, I think when you
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 8: first started you talked about like you wanted to do more.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 8: I would be the battle rapper and I would do nothing.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 8: I would be insufferable. I would you wouldn't even be
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 8: able to have conversations with me, like, hey, what's up man?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: You and Nate wrap battle? Oh my god, that was
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: the worst.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 8: That was That was your fault because I know, yeah,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 8: you loved it, nobody else in the world did. Because
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 8: when it originally started, it was it was I wanted
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 8: to make another song because I had so much fun
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 8: making the Tico and Dave's song.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: So I was preparing to make a song and then
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: Nate was like, uh.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 8: Nate was like, I'll just do it like live, and
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 8: I was kind of like the thing I was doing
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 8: was like going to be a song, and you were like, well,
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 8: you just got to do it live now, and I
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 8: was like, fuck, and the last thing I want to
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 8: be doing is live like reading off of paper.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: Yelling at Nate.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 5: I think I think I literally run out of the office.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: It was bad. It was some of that.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 6: It was it was you were both so mean, you
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 6: know it.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: Though I pulled a lot of punches, I was not
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: as mean.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 6: He was meaner than you and I. He talked about it.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 8: We talked about it first, and I was like, we
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 8: can do this, but like, you know, there are certain
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 8: things people can't come back from, and it was kind
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 8: of like, we're not going to do that, and then.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: He did it.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 8: So my advice to anybody is, if you're ever going
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 8: to be in the Battle of Rap, be as mean
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 8: as you possibly can, and also, if you're ever going
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 8: to get divorced, meat as you can't.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: He used it as a chance to say the mean
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: and ship, and he was like, that's fine because it
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: rhymes like it made it way easier to like just
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: say the mean ship without any nuanced joke.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 8: And I mean, there was a lot of things that
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 8: I was like, if we really want to break this down,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 8: that's not true and that's not real and that was
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 8: made up or whatever. But yeah, that's that's not how
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 8: the game works. So just be as mean as you
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 8: fucking can. Because there was a lot of things.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: I like said I had fun with literally the only
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: person on the planet man hated it.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: We hated it.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: Ronald was like, that was great. M dude, I respect
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: the art form. You guys at least stepped into the
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: arena and that is its.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: Balls to embarrass yourself as badly as no.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 6: One else who was who's talking ship would do anything.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: That's and that's maybe they're.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: Smart for that. Yeah, honestly, that's a good decision. But
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: well now we can end it. But I really appreciate
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: you guys.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: Thank you guys.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 6: Great to hear about the fucking New York ship. The
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 6: fucking I mean.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: I hope you guys are are pumped for it. I
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: think you guys would be a big part of it.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: We can make a lot of ship happen here.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 6: Appreciate you guys.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: Thanks boys,