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Why Yes, It Is A Stanley | Tuesday October 14, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 2: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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  Speaker 2: with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with
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  Speaker 2: Trade Trendholm and Raj Sharma. Thank you for hanging out
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  Speaker 2: with us today. Today we start sorry trying to be
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  Speaker 2: a professional news man here. I should not be giggling
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  Speaker 2: even before I get to the actual hard hitting news.
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  Speaker 2: But let's be honest. We talk about some of the
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  Speaker 2: funniest news stories and viral moments right here inside the
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  Speaker 2: treehouse shell. And somehow someone comes along and does something
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  Speaker 2: so extreme that it shocks even us. This this is
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  Speaker 2: one of those moments. A Florida man showed up to
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  Speaker 2: jail with a full size thermos up as butt.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, what was in it?
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  Speaker 2: Also leave it up to us to ask the deep
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  Speaker 2: penetrating questions that no one else will.
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  Speaker 4: Trey.
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  Speaker 2: There is an investigative journalist trying to get out of you.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I didn't get that far into the
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  Speaker 2: story to know if the thermos was full of anything.
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  Speaker 5: So yeah, well hopefully, yeah, that's what I mean, because
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  Speaker 5: that's just that's just for joy, That's what he's.
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  Speaker 3: Doing that for. There's no other reasons.
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  Speaker 2: Fifty one year old man in winter Haven, Florida, was
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  Speaker 2: arrested and when police booked him into jail, they found
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  Speaker 2: the largest item they've ever seen hidden in someone's butt, or,
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  Speaker 2: as the local sheriff put it, his exit ramp. They'd
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  Speaker 2: gotten a call about a naked man in a public bathroom,
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  Speaker 2: but he was fully clothed by the time the police
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  Speaker 2: got there, so they let him go. Then he trespassed
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  Speaker 2: on a set of train tracks right in front of them,
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  Speaker 2: and then he threatened to kill a cop. Those things
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  Speaker 2: all together will definitely get you arrested, even in Florida.
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  Speaker 2: They put him through an X ray when they got
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  Speaker 2: him to jail, and that's when they saw he was
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  Speaker 2: hiding a full sized thermos in his butt. They didn't
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  Speaker 2: say exactly how big the thermos was or the brand, because,
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  Speaker 2: if we're being honest, technically thermos is a brand, kind
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  Speaker 2: of like Kleenex is a brand or tissue. I don't
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  Speaker 2: even know what you call a thermis other than a thermis,
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  Speaker 2: other than a pleasure toy. If you're this guy, I
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  Speaker 2: think that's.
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  Speaker 3: A butt plug for him.
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  Speaker 2: Just a hot liquid vessel. I don't know, hlvss.
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  Speaker 3: It could have been a soup or a stew don't
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  Speaker 3: doesn't have to be hot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So anyway, they didn't say how big the thermis
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  Speaker 2: was or the brand, but they did say it's around
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  Speaker 2: twenty ounces, maybe more. They thought he was trying to
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  Speaker 2: smuggle drugs or weapons into jail, but it turns out
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  Speaker 2: it was just the thermis. It was empty. Oh, unlike him, Well, at.
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  Speaker 5: Some point he was too. He just he just he
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  Speaker 5: just put it in there. Maybe have a have a
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  Speaker 5: thermist in prison idea.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe he thought they didn't have styrophoam cups.
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  Speaker 2: You know, he's just a really big fan of the Stanleys.
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  Speaker 2: I that one was accidental.
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  Speaker 5: I'm looking at my drink and this is a thirty
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  Speaker 5: two ounce cup. So well, oh, there we go.
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  Speaker 2: So, here's the X ray that the police took as
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  Speaker 2: they processed him into jail. That is the the thermis
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  Speaker 2: that you can see there inserted all the way up
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  Speaker 2: been there.
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  Speaker 4: It looks like even one of those has a little
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  Speaker 4: cup on top.
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  Speaker 3: Mm hmm, the straws on the inside.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe he asked, he just wanted to ask to be
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  Speaker 4: a dispenser.
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  Speaker 3: Ah, it's going to be.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's just showing some of the people in prison,
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  Speaker 5: like what he can take and what he can't.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, if you got twenty ounces, I'll take it.
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  Speaker 2: And you'll never see it. He's like, he's like the
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  Speaker 2: Joker of jail. Watch me make this disappear?
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  Speaker 3: Why so serious?
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, I will say though, man, once, I will
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  Speaker 2: say though, once news spreads about him in jail. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I heard it too, Yep. I believe he'll be quite popular.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, that's not going to be the only thing
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  Speaker 3: that spreads, are you know?
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  Speaker 1: I mean maybe that's his equivalent of you know, they say,
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  Speaker 1: you get in jail, you know, go find the biggest
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  Speaker 1: guy and just you punch him.
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  Speaker 4: He's taking the opposite round.
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  Speaker 2: He believes you could get more flies with honey.
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  Speaker 1: He's just going yeah, yeah, and unless your twenty ounces
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  Speaker 1: don't bother, I'll.
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  Speaker 2: Be oh God.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe he's a repeat offender and he owed somebody a thermos.
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  Speaker 3: When I come back.
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  Speaker 2: Mm hmm for you. Yeah, I just I'd love Trey's approach.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe maybe he maybe he heard the saying wrong, like
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  Speaker 2: when you go to prison in order to survive, if
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  Speaker 2: you're supposed to find the biggest guy in there and
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  Speaker 2: punch him. And maybe he didn't hear the word punch.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe he heard, you know, another obvious filler word there.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how.
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  Speaker 5: That's just just looking at it medically. I don't even
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  Speaker 5: know how you would twenty ounces in your collect them.
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  Speaker 2: You certainly don't start with the thermos.
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  Speaker 3: You work your way up.
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  Speaker 2: You do, that's from what I've heard. I mean, you
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  Speaker 2: could try it first, but I think you'll learn pretty
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  Speaker 2: quickly that maybe that it's not going to quite work,
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  Speaker 2: and maybe you should start small and work your way
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  Speaker 2: up to something that large. Again, I wouldn't know.
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  Speaker 5: Sure, Okay, if you say so, Dan, may I suppote
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  Speaker 5: how many else is your limit?
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  Speaker 2: My cutoff is well below that.
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  Speaker 3: You're more of a ten ounce man.
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  Speaker 2: I'm more of a tumbler, a sippy cup of something. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm more of a Peaky's out kind of like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: may I offer an alternate theory while keeping in mind
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  Speaker 2: every theory we've thrown out should remain on the table
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  Speaker 2: because we don't know the objective of this man smuggling
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  Speaker 2: a twenty ounce thermos up his butt into a Florida jail.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe he's still working up to larger and larger items,
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  Speaker 2: like maybe his goal is to not only be able
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  Speaker 2: to smuggle things into prison, but to become so cavernous
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  Speaker 2: that he could smuggle people out because the sheriffs will
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  Speaker 2: never expect a human trojan horse prison escape.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you were gonna go with Igloo like I
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  Speaker 3: was gonna go with YEI.
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  Speaker 6: You know, you get a whole case of beer in
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  Speaker 6: sandwiches well again, and it is kind of a forgive
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  Speaker 6: the pun. It is kind of a two way street
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  Speaker 6: here because going in, he's working on getting larger items
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  Speaker 6: in so he can bring in large items. But then
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  Speaker 6: maybe when he eventually leaves, because he's, let's be honest,
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  Speaker 6: on these charges, he probably won't be in jail that long.
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  Speaker 2: He's trying to see what he could smuggle out to
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  Speaker 2: the door.
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  Speaker 4: Trying to be a human food trunk.
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  Speaker 2: Just to just to just to in eight mule.
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  Speaker 3: Worst Taco Tuesday ever.
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  Speaker 4: Again.
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  Speaker 2: We started out this way, and I feel that it
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  Speaker 2: bears repeating. It takes a lot on this show to
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  Speaker 2: shock us. And when you see the headline that a
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  Speaker 2: Florida inmate was found with a thermos, up is But
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  Speaker 2: that'll do it, especially when you see the X ray
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  Speaker 2: and that it's not like some small one kind of thing.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that's like an adult size. I'm gonna spend
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  Speaker 2: the entire day on the ninetieth floor on a rafter
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  Speaker 2: building a skyscraper in New York City workman's thermos.
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  Speaker 4: Damn? Where exactly are you right now?
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  Speaker 2: Why is that important? I might be in the northeast
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  Speaker 2: or Cape cod As h mm hmmm, mm hmm, high
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  Speaker 2: end the sport mm hmmm. Where am I, Trey?
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  Speaker 4: I thought you were going to be in Florida mm hmm.
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  Speaker 2: By the time this episode releases, I will be in Florida.
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  Speaker 4: Oh but not yet, not quite yet?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, okay, why still getting thermost ready.
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  Speaker 2: the Treehouse, where we've spent a fair amount of time. Recently,
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  Speaker 2: Daniel on the show discussing various animals and their nasty afflictions.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't that long ago we were talking about the
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  Speaker 2: tentacle bunnies, the Frankenstein bunnies, and recently we've heard about
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  Speaker 2: the zombies squirrels. These are the ones with pus filled
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  Speaker 2: wart sores on their heads terrorizing backyards in North America.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm wondering, as a roofing guy, have you seen
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  Speaker 2: any zombie squirrels, any any tentacle bunnies, any other creature
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  Speaker 2: that you've seen that we need to let people know about,
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  Speaker 2: any any roof demons.
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  Speaker 9: Actually, I'm been very fortunate. I have not seen anything
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  Speaker 9: in person like.
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  Speaker 2: That, but I did look.
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  Speaker 9: I looked all of those up. The pictures are kind
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  Speaker 9: of scary. I mean, I'd be honest with you, if
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  Speaker 9: I saw one of those bunnies or squirrels in my yard,
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  Speaker 9: I'd be like, what the hell?
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  Speaker 2: So maybe, or just imagine the homeowner when you get
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  Speaker 2: down from that free roof inspection, you got to tell
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  Speaker 2: them all right, look, The good news is your roof
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  Speaker 2: is good. The bad news is you got zombie squirrels.
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  Speaker 4: You got zombie squirrels.
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  Speaker 9: How about that be That would almost be like a
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  Speaker 9: the zombie squirrel Exterminators.
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  Speaker 4: That'd be awesome.
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  Speaker 9: But that is very common. You get squirrels in times
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  Speaker 9: of roofs all the time. People don't understand how, but
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  Speaker 9: they can chew and they can claw through that wood
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  Speaker 9: trim that's around their corners of your homes. And that's very,
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  Speaker 9: very common, especially in that older Plano, Original Allen, original
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  Speaker 9: McKinney area, all that old you know wood homes, late eighties,
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  Speaker 9: early nineties, that those roads.
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  Speaker 2: We had that issue with our house in Carrollton. The
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  Speaker 2: house was built in the firement. It was built in
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  Speaker 2: the early eighties and we had to have some soffit
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  Speaker 2: repair because squirrels had found away into those areas. We're
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  Speaker 2: running rampant in our in our in our attic.
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  Speaker 9: And that happens a lot. But how terrifying You'd be
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  Speaker 9: laying in bed at night and you could hear the
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  Speaker 9: zombie squirrels walking around up there.
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  Speaker 1: Going nuts, nuts, grains, whatever.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: you need a moment?
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  Speaker 7: Uh?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah mine.
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  Speaker 2: So now we're going to share a couple of new
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  Speaker 2: stories about moms so Trey and I can work through
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  Speaker 2: our mother issues.
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  Speaker 3: Okay Uh.
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  Speaker 2: A human spinal cord found in the back start over.
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  Speaker 2: A human spinal cord found in a backyard burned pit
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  Speaker 2: led to a son's arrest for the murder of his
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  Speaker 2: missing mother, Tray, I have an alibi. This story is yeah,
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  Speaker 2: this story is not about Trey's mom.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, being and she so kind. They called me
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  Speaker 1: at four thirty am this morning, so you know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: quite sure that bitch is still alive.
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  Speaker 2: For now, I'm just waiting for the check to clear.
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  Speaker 3: Tray, Oh good lord, Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: A twenty year old man in Indiana is accused of
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  Speaker 2: killing his own mother, allegedly beating her to death before
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  Speaker 2: stuffing her in a wooden box and setting the Bible
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  Speaker 2: on fire in a backyard burn pit. Netflix series to Come.
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  Speaker 2: According to his Day, his name is Nicholas Thomas Yeates.
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  Speaker 2: He was taken into custody and charged with one count
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  Speaker 2: of murder in connection with his mom's suspected slang although
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  Speaker 2: please are pretty sure about it, according to a news
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  Speaker 2: release from Indiana State Police. Yates on Sunday contacted the
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  Speaker 2: Vermilion County Sheriff's office and reported his mother missing, claiming
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  Speaker 2: she had not returned home in several days and he'd
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  Speaker 2: been unable to get in touch with her. He said
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  Speaker 2: his mother lived at the house, which is eighty miles
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  Speaker 2: west of Indianapolis. The sheriff's office subsequently reached out to
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  Speaker 2: the state Police Putnam Bill Post to help with the investigation. However,
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  Speaker 2: authority said that during the course of the investigation, detectives
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  Speaker 2: uncovered criminal activity determining that the missing person had been murdered.
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  Speaker 2: The evidence that led to his arrest. That was all
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  Speaker 2: part of the release. So he called police from the
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  Speaker 2: house where he murdered his mother and threw her in
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  Speaker 2: a burn pit and said she was missing. And then
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  Speaker 2: when police showed up to look around and ask questions,
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  Speaker 2: they say, well, here's your problem right here.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think you thought that went through.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't appear so.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe it wasn't a thermis. It could be an urn.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if we're being honest, we are not serial killers.
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  Speaker 2: We are not typically criminal scoff laws. However, I think
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  Speaker 2: on occasion the normal brain thinks, well, when an idiot
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  Speaker 2: criminal gets busted, you think, okay, come on, if you're
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  Speaker 2: gonna do it, think at least one step ahead. If
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  Speaker 2: you're gonna throw mama in a burn pit, make sure
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  Speaker 2: the burn pit's not in the backyard of the house
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  Speaker 2: where you live with her, and you murdered her at
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  Speaker 2: least throw her in the neighbors burn pit something. Just
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  Speaker 2: make it kind of hard for the police just a
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  Speaker 2: little bit. Make the documentary two episodes, not just one
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  Speaker 2: or a short.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, make it a documentary about you know, you being
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  Speaker 1: you know, a criminal mastermind, not world's dumb as criminals.
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  Speaker 2: If you're a criminal and you end up on our show,
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  Speaker 2: you've done poorly. Okay, if you've done well, you'll have
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  Speaker 2: a multi part Netflix documentary that Trey will then report
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  Speaker 2: back to us and mention about how good it was
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  Speaker 2: as opposed to being part of our stupid criminal segment.
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  Speaker 1: And this just goes to show you, at twenty years old,
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  Speaker 1: you have not thought things through yet. Give it more time,
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  Speaker 1: you'll devise a much better plan.
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  Speaker 2: That is true. That is very true. He thought he
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  Speaker 2: thought his mom was bad for obviously he's not that bad,
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  Speaker 2: bad enough to kill it. But he has no idea
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  Speaker 2: what thirty more years could have done to him. And
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  Speaker 2: if he had just watched this show and seen Trey,
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  Speaker 2: he'd know. On the other hand, maybe he did and
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  Speaker 2: that's why he did it.
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  Speaker 3: When he did it, you know, that's nice to be
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  Speaker 3: an inspiration.
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  Speaker 4: And uh, you know, if you're going to ab test
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  Speaker 4: something that would certainly be a way to do it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you never know the impact you have on others. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: He's going to be going away for quite some time.
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  Speaker 2: So now that we've had a moment to.
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  Speaker 4: Work, he still in quiet.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not going to get that four thirty am
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  Speaker 2: phone call from mama bitching at him about something.
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  Speaker 5: He's going to get a it's going to get a
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  Speaker 5: different call at fourth.
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  Speaker 2: Get a tap on the head call, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 4: Just where's where's your thermos?
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  Speaker 2: And next up, a two time Tampa bank robber was
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  Speaker 2: arrested after his mother turned him in. This one's mine
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  Speaker 2: because this is something that my mom would do. Trey.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know about your mom, but when I was
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  Speaker 2: young and my mom busted me with a dip in
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  Speaker 2: my desk under age, I wasn't supposed to have it.
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  Speaker 2: I was not eighteen. I was like, I think fifteen,
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  Speaker 2: fifteen or sixteen. She was threatening to turn me into
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  Speaker 2: the police because she wanted to know where I had
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  Speaker 2: gotten it.
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  Speaker 3: I was about to ask the same thing.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the thing a smart person would have thought, probably
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  Speaker 2: the corner store right next to the apartment complex where
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  Speaker 2: we lived. But she didn't assume it was them. It
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  Speaker 2: was so in order to protect my source who would
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  Speaker 2: sell me stuff. Because as a teenager, you find a
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  Speaker 2: place that will sell you things underage, you garden protect
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  Speaker 2: them like your dirty magazines between your mattresses. So when
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  Speaker 2: mom said where'd you get this? I did the old
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  Speaker 2: school thing. I said, it's a friend watching it for
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  Speaker 2: him because he can't have it in his house because
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  Speaker 2: he knows his parents will snoop through his stuff and
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  Speaker 2: find it. So I tried to pull it, you know,
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  Speaker 2: like throw it back on her a little bit. It
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  Speaker 2: didn't work as far as the guilt you know boomerang,
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  Speaker 2: but it at least got her off my back and
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  Speaker 2: I was able to protect the corner store next to
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  Speaker 2: my apartment complex.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 1: Now, had I robbed a bank and my mother found out,
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  Speaker 1: she would have, you know, stolen the money from me
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  Speaker 1: and then turned me in.
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  Speaker 2: That is next level. Because I'm pretty sure if I
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  Speaker 2: had robbed a bank and my mom found out, she
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't give the police or the courts, or the state
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  Speaker 2: or the country a chance to get their hands on me.
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  Speaker 2: She would have judged jury and executed me right then
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  Speaker 2: and there. In the living room herself. Yes, I have
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  Speaker 3: Here's what my mother told me once. She's like, if
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  Speaker 3: you ever go to jail, call me first.
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  Speaker 5: I will come get you, and then I will tell
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  Speaker 5: the police officer to leave that cell open because I'm
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  Speaker 5: coming back for murder.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, good Because I was afraid she was that she
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  Speaker 2: was treating you with love and respect and wouldn't judge you.
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  Speaker 2: And Trey and I were going to ask what that's like.
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  Speaker 3: Just I will kill you and then I'm gonna turn
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  Speaker 3: myself in.
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  Speaker 2: I said, good woman, she's willing to turn herself in.
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  Speaker 3: She was honest.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure my mom would do that.
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  Speaker 2: their website Hangman's dot com. There was actually a little
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  Speaker 2: bit more left to the story about the guy who
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  Speaker 2: smuggled a thermos into jail. So the Florida man who
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  Speaker 2: showed up to jail with a full buh, my mouth
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  Speaker 2: is still numb from the dental stuff or also the vassol,
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  Speaker 2: So forgive me, I'll reset the headline again. The Florida
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  Speaker 2: man who showed up to jail with a full sized
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  Speaker 2: thermos up his butt, there's actually a little bit more
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  Speaker 2: to that story. After the X ray showed the thermost,
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  Speaker 2: police rushed him to the hospital, where a specialist removed it.
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  Speaker 2: Prison is raj. I know you were pre med at
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Southwest Texas State. So if there was a major in
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: any university in the world that would have prison contraband
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: removal specialist, I feel like it would have been at
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Southwest Texas State. Is that a thing in the medical community?
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Is that a specialty that we're aware of?
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  Speaker 5: That would be Stephen of Austin and uh.
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  Speaker 2: My apologies, that's an acadotia school that's in East Texas thing. Yeah, okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: No, I mean that's what I was trying to figure out,
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: Like who it's it's got to be a proctologist and
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: surgeon combination is what.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a colorrectal gastroentrology, something like that, somewhere in that field.
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  Speaker 5: So yeah, I mean that. My mother used to talk
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: about how people used to show up at the e
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: er all the time with stuff in their butt. Yeah,
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: but not like this. There's one those a mag light,
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: like a full sized mag light. Like he's all the way,
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: all the way, said he fell on it.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: The luck.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: I've heard more stories from some e m ts.
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  Speaker 4: Uh. I think that uh uh bottle of Jiffy peanut butter.
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  Speaker 5: Jeff or Skippy, I guess you don't want to you
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: don't want it to be Peter Pan.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a I'm a jeff Man myself for sandwiches and
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Skippy is actually not bad, especially if you're trying to
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: go for a little bit lower calorie thing. I do
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: not like Peter Pan in my mouth or my butt.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: I'm so glad we have that on record now. But
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Captain Hook, look, whatever my wife dresses up as in
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: the bedroom is our business.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: And if he wants to call her rufio, he will.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Now that's how she got me into the role player. Uh. Anyway,
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: there's a little more to the to the Florida inmate
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  Speaker 2: who smuggled or who tried to smell uggle of thermis
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  Speaker 2: up his butt into jail, so they rushed him to
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: a specialist where they had it removed. His name is
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Walter Freimeyer, and it turned out he'd been storing the
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: thermis inside of his body for an entire day. He
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: told to me put it up there twenty four hours earlier,
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: and officials say he would have died if the thermis
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: had stayed where it was much longer. He's also, unsurprisingly
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: got a very long rap sheet with at least twenty
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: five other arrests, not charges. Twenty five other arrests, five
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: stints in prison. He also said he's been using meth
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: for twenty eight years. That tracks.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he is now facing multiple charges, but not for
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: the thermis. They also found a meth pipe on him,
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: but that one was in one of his pockets, not.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: His prison pocket.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I know, you got a perfectly good spot right there, thermoist. Yeah, exactly,
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  Speaker 2: because if you put the meth pipe in the thermos,
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: it's at least protected by the hard insulated outer layer.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: You put that in your pocket, it's just gonna get smashed.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: And if your goal is to be a butt bong
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: in prison, then that's where you should put your meth pipe.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Huh.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, was he going for like a permanent prophylactic
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: in there?
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Maybe he is thinking outside the box.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: While putting stuff inside of it.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Again a solid theory tray. Maybe he's a clean freak
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: and doesn't doesn't like kidding.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: See keep it con take.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Oh this is gross.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: The meth part was like it was kind of a given.
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  Speaker 5: Uh. I just assumed that was a drug induced decision
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: to put a thermist in your butt.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't think many sober people are like, yeah.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: I would have gone with you, you know, just someone
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: who loved weed, because God knows they can turn a
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: bomb into it, you know, out of anything.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: That is true. We've all seen it. And if it
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: is possible to turn a grown man's ass into a bomb,
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: where do you light it? The same the same place?
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: It's like around the front, right, No, I don't know,
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: mm hmm.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: Get a hole drilled in the side. I don't know.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Probably so oh man, I.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Believe Raj froze up.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like he sure did. That was a
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: good moment to do it too.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: Huh.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: He disappeared like a thermis in the night. All right,
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: there's one last little bit here that I'd like to
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: share with you inside the Treehouse before we leave for
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: the day. A Connecticut man who died in a skydiving
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: accident was a skydiving coach and he's being remembered for
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: his kindness and his patience. Actually, hang on, I think
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Raj is back. Yes, all right, here we go, Raj.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: Last little bit before we leave for the day. A
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: Connecticut man who died in the skydiving accident was the
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: skydiving coach and is being remembered for his kindness and patience.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: Sounds like he had quite the impact.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: Please tell me they're going to play free falling at
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: his futul.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: During the eulogy, someone will say somewhere like, if you
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: look up into the sky, you can still see Chad
• 32:28
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  Speaker 2: We'll see you tomorrow right here inside the treehouse.