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Below Deck Med: "You Either Bubble or Squeak!" & Real Housewives of Miami: "La Lennyata" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama Darling. Drama Darling, Drama Darling. Hello and welcome back to Drama
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Darling with me Amy Phillips. I'm here with Emily Dresis. Hey, Emily,
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Hello, it is are We We are great. We are great today
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below deck med Also, uh, Real Housewives of Miami. This is last
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Thursday's episode that dropped, you know, as you know, that's how we
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do it on Tuesday. So you know, a new one will drop in
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a couple of days and we'll get to them. We have to know.
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They just like Beyonce, they don't tell us when I'm going to drop a
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new episode. You gotta be ready. You gotta be ready, and you
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gotta be a leader. You know, you gotta be a leader and ready
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for these episodes to drop. But you know, it is the holiday season.
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Things are really you know, revving up here on Drama Darling. We
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had our Drama Darling night Out. We are starting to record episodes Emily and
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I for you know, over the holiday season when we were going to be
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on a little bit of a break, so some of those like we did
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Bad Mormon, we did a book review, we recapped it. It's going
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to be fantastic. I hope you guys all love it. It's not out
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yet. Yeah, all this is the week between Christmas and New Year's I
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think right, well, that one will come out on Friday the twenty second.
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Okay, okay, so that one's going to drop the twenty second over
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on Patreon. So you have until Friday the twenty second to read Heather's book.
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Yeah, that's not fasting too much. Audio book it or just listen
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to the app see what we say, and then you'll be able to decide
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whether you want to read it or not. And I yeah, I'm already
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going to tell you spoiler alert. We loved it. So we also are
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going to be doing Paris in Love, which is going to be a very
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extended two Yes, he's in two extended you know bonus, Like there's a
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lot to discuss because there are like tentacles with that, there are branches.
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So who knows, Well, you're down such a Paris rabbit hole at this
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point in my life. I'd never I never expected this. Well, I
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don't know if I'm going to come out. You will you have to come
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out for the New Year, you know you'll turn over that leave. Well,
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I'll get you out of there, but you know, she's connected obviously
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to Hilton rich I mean, well, because she is Hilton, but the
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Hilton family legacy, which segues into Richard's Sisters, which segues into Beverly Hills,
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which segues into everything that's on our plates currently. So yeah, I
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mean, at some point in there, I'm sure we'll end up talking about
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Kathy Hilton's Direct TV party, you know, I mean, how can we
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not. She's had forty seven parties per day since the direct TV party.
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Yeah, it's a lot like and Morgan and Kyle came together to one of
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them. Yes, that is part of our dish today, which is well,
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we're in it. Sorry, no, we're in it. We're in
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dish. We're this is dish. Well. I also wonder if since there's
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so many Kathy serving dish. Sorry, a piano player just whipped in.
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Sorry sir, ma'am problem. I'm just gonna English accent of course. Oh
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you're gonna be a Hopper singer. It's Julia anyway, say say it,
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say it, say it, say it, say it. There's multiple Kathy
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parties. Will Kyle and Mauricio go to a different Kathy party? Is my
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question, because they seem to we'll do everything together, So we'll have to
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wait and see. Like I noticed that, like Kyle's girls weren't were they
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in any photos at Kathy's party? Or was it just Kyle and Morgan?
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Because then I wonder, is there going to be a daughter party with theater
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party right at Kathy's Yeah, because well they're I'm trying to think because we
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have not seen Mauricio quite yet. Correct at the parties, Yeah, any
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of the Kathy's parties. No, but they went to the Grove to watch
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That was like last week or something. All the girls and Mauricio and Kyle
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were at the Grove and they took a bunch of fun pictures there that were
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like candid, that's right, that's right. Yeah, Okay, I don't
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know if Kathy's going to invite Mauricio because like whenever Kathy has something going on
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with one of the sisters, you know, well one of the sisters meaning
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Kyle quite a but Mauricia is not a sister yet, it doesn't matter.
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She's gonna treat him like that, you're not going to be invited, Like
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there have been plenty of times when Kathy didn't invite. I'm sure Kyle over
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to her house. She wasn't invited to the wedding one of the ways.
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Yeah right, but this year, Hi, well look who's here. It's
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Morgan comes man Morgan high out their Christmas and we got a great pick of
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Morgan in the middle. Kathy on one side. It's a Richards sandwich with
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a little singer in the middle. And I'm like, this is great.
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Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukkah, you know, happy holidays to all, and
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to all a good night. I have a holidays to everyone. Sor Mary
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see your nannybody. Yeah, it's gonna be interesting, but they all look
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spectacular and I love it. Yeah, Kathy hasn't let that left the foot
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of that tree in fifteen days. She's she sleeps under there. This presence
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falled out to a cot and and one of them turns into a snack tray,
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TV table tray. Yeah, everything's right there. She's always photo already
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here and the photographer. They just sleep there. That's the advent calendar.
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You open it up and every day it's Kathy under the tree in a new
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outfit. It's got my print fresh and my cheese suits. Because it's always
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like a different sponsor at every part. Yes, what lady, where's the
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woman? What is this party celebrating? Is this Direct TV or Peacock or
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Paris's new show? Or is this print fresh? Or is this bongo drums?
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What are we doing today? This party is sponsored by the agency.
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Oh no, no, oh, she just turns. Yeah. Wow.
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I wonder if she'll be on Dancing with the Stars. That would be the
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that would serve a lot of great needs of the show. It would be
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great, she would she'd be great doing the fox trot. Yeah, just
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get her fan out there. I danced a fan the sound of white noise.
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Yeah. I wonder if she has Oh do want to have to get
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to wear my slippers during the dance, I tripped on my slippers. We
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knew that was gonna happen. Yes, yep. Well look that that light
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like the lamp shade hat. Yeah, well, she's got several because she
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then wears them during Paris and Love season two. She told us she has
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several. Yeah, now I believe her. I didn't ever we saw them.
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Prove Believe Kathy hashtag Believe Kathy, Believe Me Kathy's new book, Kathy
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You Can't use that title. It's already been used. No, I won't
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Believe Me by Kathy. I'm talking about hats. It's not what she was
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talking about. I'm talking about something different, so I can use it.
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Is her book called Believe Me by Kathy Hilton. I don't think so.
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Oh man, Yeah, those parties and yet everyone is there and we are
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not, you know, not a one darling now and I keep being And
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then Gerty was uninvited so that Larsa could be invited. I saw that.
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Well, okay, I take that back. Allegedly there was a Los Angeles
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based house. This is a blind dyem I think, okay, And they
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were having a Christmas party and Larsa Pippin was invited and Gerty was not,
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and it was a switch around or some kind of things. Yeah, this
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was a couple of days ago. And I'm like, gosh, who in
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LA is having a lot of Christmas parties? Oh god it Diane Slade Lynn
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Hi like the Christmas party here La, gety healthy? Oh my gosh,
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Morgan's iconic shriek amy can do it. I don't even know. I don't
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know if it exists, but it does now it doesn't now it does Oh
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okay, so are we done talking about Kathy Hold's party. I feel like
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parties. I feel like we can never see ever never ev Well, today
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is a big day, Emily. You want to know why. I mean,
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this is huge, This is huge today. Kenya Moore has finalized her
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divorce from Mark Daily. Ooh people, Uh wait? Is this people?
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People exclusive? So they were married in twenty seventeen. They welcomed daughter Brooklyn
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in November twenty eighteen, and after more than three years of litigation, she
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says, I have finally been granted a divorce. I want to thank everyone
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who prayed for and uplifted me when I needed it the most. I'm excited
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for this new chapter in my life and being the best mom I can be
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for my daughter Brooklyn. As a hopeless romantic, I still believe my forever
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person exists, and I know and know I'll have my happily ever after ending
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after all. Oh wow, God, bless America. This is crazy to
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know that the world's longest divorce. They filed in May of twenty twenty one.
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Oh it seemed like that long, but no filing. Maybe Yeah.
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They were split up for a while, like since twenty nineteen. I think,
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yeah, right, right, right right, because there was a whole
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thing about them not filing yet, right and they had not signed a prenuptial
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agreement before tying the not so that was a tough thing not to crack.
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Yeah, uh huh. So there you have it. This is big news,
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big news. Well I twirled for you. Kenya. Oh that's nice.
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Thank you, Yeah, thank you, you're welder. Thank you,
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you're welcome, Denise. Okay. Then in other news, uh, there
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will be a Winterhouse reunion. I wasn't sure it is in the clubhouse because
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everyone has their looks on the on the oh, is that somebody? Now
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do we have a guest? The mystery guests coming in? I'm not gonna
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get that. It's freaking now down, It's just schwartz. It's just shorts
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trying to show you. I am there standing outside of my door. Should
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I get it? I can't hear them. I just heard the doorbell.
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Should I get it? Or know? Hold on, I'll get it all
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right. The stranger has gone. You know, you gotta be real careful
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these days, because you know, the robberies and such, the burglary,
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the things of that nature. Door is locked, security cameras up and we're
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back to the news. You know, we were just talking about Kenya.
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And in other former well Kim ZULCIEK Beerman, former housewife of Atlanta, posted
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this yesterday and I'm not kidding you. It's another baby ultrasound and it says,
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oh oh baby, what a way to end twenty twenty three hashtag link
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in bio. I'm not kidding you. Look at it, and then it's
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circling. You see Emily's face, it's circling the date. It says twelve
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one, twenty twenty three. That's circled, and then it says in the
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other one Kimberlee and that's kimber l E. I g H. Beerman And
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what in the hell is that all about? I didn't click it. I'm
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not gonna well, I wouldn't have clicked it, being like this is great
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because you got me to click your dumb link in the bio. Should I
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do it? Oops? Sorry? I opened my phone straight into my Christmas
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reels. Woo yauser. Oh my god. That's a lot. I mean,
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just in terms of as soon as you get in, have your volume
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up. Volume up, seriously, volume up. For Kim's story. Okay,
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link in bio. All right, let's go to her bio a click.
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All right, fine, you can blame me celeb buzz never lose it,
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go away, okay. H Kim Zulciak Beerman celebrates pregnancy news. Kim
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Zulciak Beerman shared a real celebrating a friend's new pregnancy and it is too sweet.
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Okay, it's a friend's new pregnancy. Oh god, these these clickbait
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things are awful because they Okay, I'm done, I'm done. We did
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enough. We've done our job. We helped with a click. That's all
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we can do. Merry Christmas, Kim, we did it. Thank God,
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thank you for getting me out of there. It was some so lost.
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I don't know where to go. What is the money? She must
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be no, I know, I know, I know. I'm just thinking,
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like I'm just trying to figure out, like is Celebritybuzz dot gov.
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I'm assuming this is a government agency. It like they must be like,
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we will give you what ten grand if you can drive people to the site.
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That's way too much. I would have said maybe four thousand, tops
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five thousand, maybe posting on the main mm hmmm, I don't know.
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Okay, fine, I would have paid ten. You would have paid ten.
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Okay, yeah, all right. I'm just thinking because she is pretty
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relevant these days and I could see them, but whatever, I don't know.
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I'm no longer paying her for volume up. Okay, volume up for
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this, darlings. So it is the holiday season. I put this out
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there or two overy month to call the Drama Darling hotline and leave a voice
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message to tell me what your Housewives holiday wish is. You guys have been
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flooding the phone lines leaving your voice messages, so I'm going to start playing
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them every day, just so you guys know. The number is seven four
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seven three two two one two eight eight. I'll still be collecting these voicemails
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from you and playing them. First, up, we have Mark from Chicago.
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Now I was going to grab these and put a music bed behind them
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for each one, but Mark went ahead and did his own music bed.
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Oh, so for this first one you'll hear some of his uh music in
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the background, and again towards the end. So that being said, let's
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take a listen to what Mark in Chicago's Housewives holiday wish is. Amy,
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Sweet Amy, this is Mark in Chicago. What is my holiday wish.
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Well, I'm so glad that you asked. In these turbulent times when we
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all strive for greater peace, it is my wish that a compassionate hacker will
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find a way to hack all of Bethany Frankel's social media accounts and her multiple
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podcasts, eliminating her makeup tutorials, her on camera lunch and snack food consumption,
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her social justice warrior role playing, all of it gone without any ability
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to return, giving her more time to devote to her friends at TJ Max.
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He's strong and her daughter Russia. Are you listening? For God's sake,
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someone give us all the peace on earth that we so richly deserve.
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Music music up, volume up. Mark in Chicago, Whoo, where's your
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holiday Housewives wish? Abduction value? I mean, I'm telling you, Mark,
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you turned it up. And on that point, one of the biggest
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news items that dropped today was that, well, Bethany has been featured on
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basically a documentary that Nightline is doing on Hulu called Reality Reckoning Impact by Nightline
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on Hulu, and it features Bethany, It features Lia McSweeney Rachel Levice,
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and it is streaming now Bethany calls Raquel in the shells Raquel, Yes.
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I mean perhaps the only thing I will say is that perhaps that interview was
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done before Rachel went back to her new went back to her old name.
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But yeah, doubt doubtfully. I don't know. I'm not sure that being
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said, it is out. The promo is scandalous in the sense that you
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hear Bethany answer the question of isn't this you by the the hand that fed
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you? And she essentially says like, well, it's about time. Another
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question, which is Andy Cohen, you know, made you famous, and
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her saying no, he made himself famous on the backs of the Housewives.
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You know, she's saying what she said before, She's just saying it now
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into a camera, and it is streaming on Hulu. I will I watch
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it. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna watch it. I will have a
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problem watching Liam McSweeney. She is not the spokesperson for this job. I've
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said it before when the Variety article came out, and I thought that that
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that that in that article there was really not much that we didn't already know,
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and that it was not shocking to me at all, And I thought,
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if anything, it made the culpability of Bravo less when it came to
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Leah, then yeah, then it it It hurt her argument because all of
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the things that she's done and the choices that she's made aside from Bravo have
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been hurtful to her own self despite what Bravo before brav even came into her
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zeitgeist. So that aside, you know, compartmentalizing that. I really don't
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care anything about what Leah says. It doesn't hold any weight when it comes
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to this her perspective. To me, it doesn't matter in this fight.
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They should have taken her out. It should have just been Bethany and maybe
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Rachel. I mean, I think Rachel has absolutely with the with the you
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know, Bethany says she's this is a woman that's been mentally abused, Yes
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by Tom Sandoval, by as the audience. I completely agree, but number
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one by Tom Sandoval and as a result of being on a reality show.
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And if she this, this has this has branches. You know, this
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just continues the conversation and it opens up the can of worms again. I
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don't have the energy to do it all right now. I'm nursing a cold.
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But the point is is that it doesn't seem like it's it's not going
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to do anything more than what that Vanity Fair article did, in my opinion,
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which wasn't much. I absolutely think that there should be changes made.
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I really at the beginning when Bethany started doing this, I loved the idea
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of her coming and asking questions, saying, like, you know what,
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maybe it's time to like evolve, Let's evolve from where we've been with reality
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TV. Let's start with protection. Let's let's start protecting the talent. Let's
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start protecting I don't know if she mentioned the crew, but that that aside,
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like, let's start, you know, reconfigurating, recalibrating where we're at
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with this. We've come a long way, We've broken the barriers of what
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TV ever was, and now that we're here, let's go back and figure
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out how we can protect people more. I am that I honestly like the
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protecting thing. Great if it happened, but just pay them better. Honestly,
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that that would solve so many problems if they would actually pay people residuals
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and pay people what they're worth, because knowing like that they never get paid
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beyond an episode, and that episode airs forever knowing what we know about Like
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how you know Discovery made so much money on reality TV shows that you know
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they could buy out Warner Brothers. Like there's so much money being made,
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like pay them for that? And I and that's the whole the unionizing thing,
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and that is, Yeah, that's a real hot button issue. But
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I absolutely was for that. It seems like now it's it's coming off of
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that and it's getting more into the exploitation of people obviously, which is a
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conversation. You know, they're giving up so much to put themselves on reality
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television and then they're not getting compensated. What is being replayed again and again
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and again and again. If you're gonna really give up, you know,
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so much of yourself and open yourself up, you should be well paid.
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When they're talking about exploiting alcoholism, mental you know, instability, things of
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that nature, that's everyone on TELL. I mean, there are so many
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people on reality television who have drinking problems. We've seen it, who clearly
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have issues to take care of that they've never dealt with, and they're putting
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it all out there. You know, the question becomes who's responsible for you
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know, these these people. Honestly, I think Bethany's doing it. Parts
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of it fine, it's all the other shit that Bethany is doing in terms
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of all these other posts that just like muddy the whole message. And so
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I get like, when you are trying to fight the man, it doesn't
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look so good, Like it comes off as aggressive, because that's what it
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should be like when you're a protest or a fight should not If you're trying
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to move something forward that nobody else wants, it's going to not be pretty.
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But it's this this new brand of Bethany that I The other stuff,
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the taking a bag of use cosmetics to TJ Max, like that part of
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Bethany that I it's all too much. So I wish it was just Bethany
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fighting for and making that part messy. But it just feels like there's too
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much messy. If she wasn't a walking contradiction a lot of the times,
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it was really a lot easier to qualify very much she's saying. And so
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that's very difficult to wrap my head around, is that there are certain aspects
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of it that I am like, yeah, like let's get this done,
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you know, let's change the landscape of reality television, so that there are
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bumpers, you know, there are baby bumpers along the way for people who
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are are clearly not stable. And that's just been the case. And from
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the beginning, you know that being said, that series is out now streaming
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on who. If you'd like to watch it, yeah, I don't know.
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I'm not sure if I will. You just said you would, and
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then you talked yourself out of it. Yeah, I think I did.
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Because you are now a contradiction. You are now a bethinny Well. I
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I've always said that I reserve the right to change my mind on a weekly
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and daily basis, on sentence everything, in the middle of a sentence,
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in the middle of a sentence, I do will do it? Not well,
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Emily, let us get into below deck Med. That's what we've all
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been waiting for, right duh, okay, okay, So here we are.
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We're on below deck Med. We are some of the deckhands. We're
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still on that dentist charter, the dentist charter. Thank you, Yes,
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some the deckhands. Sandy gets Laura up. Sandy's like, we need two
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people on deck. This isn't okay. Luke get Max up. You gotta
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figure your schedule out. And then Sandy basically is like, they need help
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taking the plates up. So now Sandy realizes at some point during this whole
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thing that Toomey had two people doing beds and heads. Beds and heads,
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yes, and she should have called one before calling interior crew first, and
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she didn't know that, and she's got egg on her CA breeze and she
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was pissed at Luca, yeah, because he like left the boat and left
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it unmanned, I mean sleeping well, I mean they were working their ass
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off, yeah, to keep a mesh well lit. Jess goes in and
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gives Kyle like a hug from the back, and it made me laugh because
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he's like, hi, angel bum bumb I'm like, oh, Kyle,
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I love you. Sometimes I'm enjoy bumbomb. I feel like I'm twenty one
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instead of fat. You won't everyone is against me yet, Oh my gosh.
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And every time I see Amish's name on the thing, it says like
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when it says Amiche cabin, I'm like, is that an Amish cabin because
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it's sell the same as Amage. What's an Amish cabin? And then was
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it Amish or a mesh because I heard it two different ways, and I
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always do. I always hear two different ways. Mush, I don't know,
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I'm not I'm not sure. I don't know. But he is an
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asshole and he is so drunk and the gigglyest drunk I've ever seen, like
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I've never seen. Also the assholeliest drunk. Like that is. That's kind
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of drunk that I hate when somebody is like, uh like for like piss
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that you're not matching their level of aggression and like like they're so forceful and
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it's like, I don't I don't want to punch this dude in the face.
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What is your problem right now? That's the worst kind of drunk because
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that's when she gets broken. That's when someone falls overboard. That's like when
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you're just like trying to raise the stakes constantly in a small space. No,
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no is right and for him to go. He's looking for the hot
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tub and he ends up in the cabin area, the crew cabin area quarters,
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if you will, and he's sitting at the foot of that watermelon too.
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Yeah, how dare he? That is their watermelon to enjoy one day?
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They I think that they did and it's fell off the counter. Did
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you see that at the end. Yes, it's like no split, It's
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like a cartoon. When he's opening up all the cabin doors and and like
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you know, the hot tub is outside, it doesn't matter. He's completely
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blackout drunk. After Luca basically you know, steps up to the plate and
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tells him to like, you know, leave, We're trying to please leave.
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He pulls the meredith and he does go. But you know, a
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pleasant surprise was that the interior crew has an interior crew text thread growing,
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which I thought was very cute. Yes, because we've never seen that before
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that if well, we kind of saw it earlier with the Natalie leaving right
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there was a thread about that because there was but maybe there was like a
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separate thread because there was all that conversation about Natalie's bags, but maybe that
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was like the deck. But yeah, looks like that's an all all all
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crew, all crew text threat. I loved it. It made me happy
30:04
that they're getting along like that and they have to be, you know,
30:07
in communication. Well, Lara and Kyle clean up after a mean trips on
30:14
the stairs, drops his wine glass. Also, yeah, fucking glass in
30:18
the hot tub. Yeah, he's mh. I weren't washing him like they
30:23
should have, but thank god they were down there. It's well they were,
30:26
they were somebody's got to be awake, So I think that's Lara's job
30:30
that night. But in fairness, they Kyle thought that they went well,
30:33
he got into bed, Yeah, that's right, Kyle brought him to his
30:37
room. Yeah, so I didn't think there was no like oversight on someone's
30:41
job there. They they did more than they were supposed to do. And
30:45
the fact that they I mean, when they heard that glass shattered, they
30:48
were like whying Tory were on it. Sandy, Uh, well, they
30:56
bring it back to his room and in the morning we actually no, Kyle
31:00
tells Captain Sandy he has to go and wake her up and be like also,
31:04
like Kyle's busting his ass cleaning and then just walking around yeah for once,
31:11
and he's walking around with like the most stainable beverage red wine, which
31:15
I was like, where did he was drinking liquor all night? But now
31:21
he's gonna class act classy guy? Oh my god. In the morning,
31:29
Lily apologizes to Kyle and Kyle's like, you pick the right side, and
31:33
I'm like oh my, just stop when you're ahead, Like she's apologizing to
31:38
you, stop it. I will never ever stop it. Oh Lily,
31:48
I'm sorry, but I just I'm lost, cause yeah, she's fine,
31:56
Like I have no issue with her, Like I'm gonna tell you, I'm
31:59
just terrible interior crew. I don't care if you're number for well, like
32:02
as a person, she doesn't. She's like a non factor in terms of
32:07
like, yeah, she's not hurting anybody. But wow, she bad at
32:12
job. I mean, you know, like they're saying she's so bad at
32:16
steaming. I'm like, well, quite frankly, no one's good at steaming
32:21
because you guys don't actually have a steamer. But uh, for to me
32:24
to say in her confessional, I'm trying to find what Lily's actually good at
32:30
really made me laugh. Good at creating bad, non workable systems for her
32:37
job. There you go. Yeah, that is so true, and Lily
32:40
was. And this is where I'm like, oh, poor Lily, because
32:44
she is she's really trying to get her hands around like organizing, the organizing,
32:49
and it's like, oh man, this is not what we need to
32:52
do right now. I don't know what that is. I don't know if
32:55
that's Adhd. It could be because she's so scattered. She can't focus on
33:01
one thing. She can't finish something. If you notice in her the way
33:06
that she works, like when Jessica said to her, she's like, did
33:08
you do well? What are you doing? Like, no, finish this
33:12
before you move to another room. And then she's got towels in the middle
33:15
of the floor and she's like, no, it is my system. It
33:16
is my system. You'll see. You're gonna love this. No, we're
33:20
not. And then she got an iPad out. Yeah, and I thought
33:23
that she had created like a spreadsheet, but she was just listing in her
33:28
notes, like she had come up with this amazing system and it was just
33:31
a to do list. But it was in her notes section that somebody,
33:37
darling, somebody tell me, like that has to be Adhd. Am I
33:40
right, it's got it. It's gotta be. And sometimes also fair,
33:45
just like poorly trained and not ready yet, for she was thrown into the
33:50
middle and not had not been in a boat like a ship or a yacht.
33:54
What was she on before this? I don't even know. I feel
33:59
like she was just a because she can't figure anything out. I don't think
34:04
anything that she's done in the past has anything to do with this yachting career.
34:09
I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt and say that her
34:15
previous experience was not represented properly to Sandy. Yeah, CD's fucked up.
34:22
Yeah she said she promised, she wrote a check that her ass couldn't cash.
34:27
Is basically what it is. It's just but when it comes down to
34:31
it, it's been like a couple charters and it's just finish one room and
34:37
then go into the next. And that's what And that's a problem when she
34:42
says she was done, and you saw that room with the two beds,
34:45
and it looked like they had just hit a barge. They were shit everywhere.
34:52
And I was like, now, even I know that room's not done,
34:55
Lily, what are we doing? And then like even in her room,
35:00
you know, and she was throwing up and Captain Sandy looks around,
35:02
She's like, holy canoly. I mean, sometimes ADHD can really work in
35:08
your favor at situations like this when you're not dealing with like guests that are
35:13
coming back down to the room. Like I get really distracted when I'm cleaning
35:16
too, when there's a lot that needs to be done, and I go
35:21
with that flow, and I just what's fun is that it's like, Okay,
35:25
I know that the kitchen is a mess. Okay, so let's just
35:28
say every room is a mess. So it's like when you're waiting tables.
35:32
On your way back to the bedroom, you gotta like you have to put
35:36
another clean X box back there. So you're on your way back to the
35:38
bedroom, I'm gonna grab shoes and my jacket and my sweater and my clothes.
35:43
On my way back, I'm gonna throw them on my bed. I'm
35:45
gonna put the cleanex back box down. I'm gonna go back to the kitchen
35:47
where I was. I'm gonna hang up the jackets, this, that and
35:50
the other thing. Oh and then I have to I have to go back
35:52
to the bedroom. So while i'm doing that, I'm gonna bring back some
35:54
garbage bags for the trash can in the bathroom. You know. Then I'm
35:58
gonna go back to the kitchen. So it's like doing things in different rooms.
36:02
Yeah, and then as things start to dwindle down, then I really
36:06
hone in on one room and like finish that up. Then I'll go to
36:08
the next and then there are things that have been thrown in there, tossed
36:12
in there, like so there's a way to use that superpower in many ways
36:16
by not being focused, but you're still getting stuff done and you're able to
36:21
like you're unfocused, but you're focused, you know. Yeah. I kept
36:27
thinking that this was like expert level leadership that to me was gonna need to
36:32
tap into, because really what needed to happen is, to me, had
36:39
to basically be switching people out through the middle of the night, like through
36:44
that the middle of the night, throughout the dinner, between service and rooms.
36:49
And in terms of like, I think Lily probably would have been able
36:52
to learn service a lot easier and faster, but she would have need to
36:59
have had Yeah, I don't know how to do it, but this is
37:01
where this is where to me needs to know what to do. I think
37:07
it was good that Sandy kind of pulled her aside and was like, heure,
37:10
this is what we like. This is why they had two people down
37:15
doing heads and beds because Lily can't be trusted to do it by herself.
37:20
And what to me ended up saying is like, she's frustrating all of us.
37:24
There's we were doing the best we can, but she makes it very,
37:28
very difficult. So that is what I think. Put Lily up to
37:31
drop food well for the first freaking disaster, No, just just have her
37:37
helping at the first course and then have Jessica down. So but as as
37:47
the dinner, actually I take that back. Have Lily help at the end
37:52
because they'll have a couple of drinks and they'll be less critical. Have Lily
37:55
help at the end of service, and have can help at the top,
38:01
and then have them switch off in the cabins. That's my thought. Okay,
38:07
I think that's great. It's great. I think it's great. I
38:14
think that the problem is is that Lily can't be left alone in the cabins,
38:19
and there there lies the problem. But yeah, we will get there.
38:22
We'll get there, so Sandy has to talk to them. What I
38:28
was just thinking about that, Sorry that bubble. Speaking of risk, Yeah,
38:36
I thought that was a risk. I've liked it though. For breakfast.
38:42
If you don't know what it is and you're just being told you're going
38:44
to eat cabbage at breakfast and you've never heard of it, it is definitely
38:49
like, oh okay, but it's not. It's cabbage and potatoes and eggs
38:53
and bacon. Right, but the cabbage, you know, sometimes that hits
38:58
people the wrong way. Men? Really okay, I don't know, doesn't
39:01
hit me wrong? What would? Why did you grow? Did you?
39:05
Have you heard of it before this? Yes? I have, and I
39:08
had cabbage. I hadn't heard of it. But I mean, like,
39:14
well, what's wrong with cabbage? Why would that hit some of the mouths
39:15
like ship sometimes? And it's like where I'm in the open seas, I
39:20
don't and I don't want to sit here and eat a cold like a sit
39:24
by the warm myself by the fire, irish d fried. I was not
39:30
happy. And then they all liked it, so I thought it was a
39:32
risk. Good on jack, yea on me? Sorry you were How dare
39:42
you? This is my number one favorite. I think that most people have
39:46
never heard a bubble and squeak well, because well, I mean a lot
39:52
of I mean it is like an English I mean, it's like a Scotch
39:54
egg. You know, if you're in that world, you're in that world.
39:58
But if you've not whatever, anyway, go on, we don't have
40:01
time. I'm saying it. Move it along. You want to talk more
40:07
about the cabbage, I'm with you. I get it, thank you.
40:12
I calm down. I will say this for Saint Patrick's date. When you
40:17
make the corn beef and cabbage, cabbage, it is so smelly. Yes,
40:27
it is so smelly, and you have to open your windows the whole
40:30
time. And but it is so good. But it is so smelly.
40:38
Yes, Kim hates it. Schlellye loves it. She says, Mom,
40:45
I want to eat my cabbage on the tennis court, so yeah, but
40:55
it stops me from wanting to do it because it is so yeah. Okay,
41:00
thank you. As soon as they heard cabbage, I'm like, here
41:01
we go on the fark patrol. Okay, I gonna smell take it back,
41:06
take it all back. And I told you at the beginning of this
41:07
episode, I reserved the right to change my mind in the middle of my
41:10
sense. Look, and we had a great argument, okay, point counterpoint.
41:19
Sandy talked to the primary. She says, you gotta get him under
41:22
control or he's off the boat. And then that guy, he's a real
41:25
you know, he's very diplomatic about talking to his friend. I thought they
41:29
were in like a meeting. I thought it was like a corporate meeting.
41:32
And he just basically, uh tells him cut it out or you're gonna have
41:38
to chip out, and he's like and then he was silent the rest of
41:43
the charter. So it worked. And then Kyle's crying to his boyfriend was
41:50
like, and eva if, I gotta come home my niece. He's so
41:54
much eva If, And his boyfriend's like, get it together, you fucking
42:01
idiot. He's like, get in there. He's like really giving him some
42:07
top. Do better. I know. I'm like, dang, right,
42:13
they broke up. I think that they broke up. I think Kyle so
42:15
they split up on watch what happens. Oh that's too bad. Allegedly,
42:20
I think this was weeks ago, so that I heard that. And then
42:24
all of a sudden we hear this Scale Morning Issue at zero six you tasty,
42:30
and Sandy's like, oh no thanks, Norma swells are at worse.
42:34
That's Norma. Sounds like I can't duck can't duck it in, so we're
42:38
gonna have to haul anchor and head in. And then they think you're making
42:42
Norma kit from night Rider. Yeah, that's Norma. That's the robot voice.
42:47
Yeah, because we never hear her voice. You only see her text
42:51
messages. But that's what she sounds like. Kit from night Rider. That's
42:58
the girl serving eighties. That's our girl right here, guys, that's what
43:05
you're gonna get. Michael. There's Scale Force Winds, Sandy, there are
43:08
Kale Force Wins. That's not the night Writers song anyway, go ahead,
43:16
sorry, very heart. It's like very heart, all right. Then let's
43:22
get over to dinner. And they get an opera singer and it's Julia just
43:25
kidding everyone just crying Kyle. I love that scene with the editing when Kyle
43:32
goes behind the glass doors and they shut. So the opera singers like Kyle's
43:42
like napfa thanks crying and the opera music in the background so good. He
43:55
was not crying because of the opera music though. He was just like,
43:59
oh, this is a good time to cry again. He was just having
44:00
the he was just needing to get it out. He had a time.
44:05
I mean, you shut the doors shut. He is like so much drama.
44:09
He just like remember when he fell down right there earlier by the bar
44:14
inside and the sultan main salon and he was like, oh never, and
44:20
then the doors shut the opera's playing. He's like well never like he is
44:25
such. I mean, he he gives life, he really does. I
44:30
do love Kyle. He brings it. Love him yeah, hate him never?
44:37
Yeah, I just never ever want to work with him. But I
44:39
would love for him to be working on a charter. I would love to
44:43
watch him endlessly. I just don't want to be his target. He better
44:47
clean up his act because I don't think Sandy wants someone like him on his
44:54
Oh I thought you meant because he was going to be performing in Branson.
44:59
You can only do a clean act in Branson. I can't bring my cabaret
45:06
there. Ah, you can bring it, bring it to Branson. Yeah,
45:14
bringing it to Branson. Darling, Hello Branson, Hello Branson. Oh
45:22
yeah, I didn't kill you. Remember she threatened that cop kill you.
45:28
Yes, I'll kill you Branson. So weird? Okay, what well?
45:37
I said a Mesha was silent the rest of the trip, but then he
45:40
like did like he sidled up the Sandy in the bridge and was like,
45:45
hey, sorry remember that. She's like, oh hi, he walked in
45:51
the bridge. It was wearing Yeah. Sorry. She was like yeah,
46:01
that's fine. Just be a good boy. I gotta oh damn it.
46:07
I think I missed that. I didn't I didn't catch that. Oh that's
46:09
so funny. Oh my god, that's so funny. So then they get
46:15
the tip, the guest leave, they get the tip. It's like seventeen
46:16
hunderd to each which is good. And then Crew night out and Kyle's like,
46:22
I'm just letting you all know I'm getting fucked up tonight, so I
46:25
apologize in advance. Then I'll never ever behave myself productions like all crew,
46:35
all crew, every camera on, Kyle, do you understand? Nobody sleeps?
46:42
And then out of nowhere, Jack and Kyle are fine. It was
46:46
weird because Jack's like, calm down me, and then Kyle's like never,
46:52
and then Kyle was kind of giving him a little little pushback. And then
46:54
somehow, I don't know how, they like discounted out of that cleared up
47:00
in seconds, all that weird time, all that silence plating in the kitchen
47:07
between them, silence plating, and then all of a sudden, Jack's like,
47:14
I think, yeah, misunderstanding. Kyle's like yeah, I mean because
47:16
like you you like not Natalia, And yeah, I guess all right,
47:21
we're cool. It's like but you know, it's bubbling he underneath that squeak
47:27
is Jack's freaking rage because he's like, oh cool, I'm gonna top of
47:34
you, say myself your sleep. It's like there's some darkness there that he
47:42
is. Really he's got the lid on. Yeah, the lid is on.
47:46
That's why he can't say anything. Wow, silent, he's got it.
47:51
They all have to save their energy to get back on that boat after
47:52
a night of drinking. The text with Natalia on one on one, all
47:57
of that that was the That was crazy. Little Bubble and squeak. That
48:00
one. Let we get into everyone's text messages sending them bubbles. Do you
48:08
think that that's a little provoked by production that they're like, make sure y'all
48:13
stay in touch. Just because she's gone doesn't mean I don't know. I
48:20
mean I'm not sure. Yeah, they're getting their full season out of her.
48:25
Yeah they are. They paid for one and they're gonna get it.
48:30
Navah. You know who she's not texting Jessica Lily, Lily, Yeah,
48:40
Lily. Speaking of Lily, Tommy tells Sandy Lily is dead weight. Oh
48:45
yeah, and then Sandy's like, Lily, you're dead white. All right,
48:49
here's an ultimatum, either bubble there, you squeak out, Okay,
48:57
make your choice. Also, I wrote my notes, yeah, because Halle
49:00
gets sick. It seems like maybe they're all about to get sick. Who
49:05
gets sick? Hallie? Who's Hallie? I'm drunk? Haley? Oh oh,
49:15
I forgot. I'm like, look Crystal, No, who's Crystal?
49:22
Hallie? Haley, You're right one or the other. Okay, yeah sure,
49:25
But then we also that last thing I wrote is never mind. The
49:30
watermelon is still there, so never mind, yeah, never mind, never
49:37
ever mind. Yeah, all right, we gotta we gotta put this in
49:44
its cabin, shut the door and lock it, because we gotta at least
49:46
talk about Miami. I mean, like, how are we going to do
49:49
this? It has already been so long. Should we do a separate episode?
49:53
I mean it's up to you. I feel like we can get that.
49:59
We can get through it quick because we're just yeah, we can get
50:04
through this, because let's do this. Yeah, really like the big thing,
50:10
Well, we do finally get to hear Julia saying, which was I
50:15
was stunned so good. I really I know everything I said, I everything
50:22
I said, it was so great and it just goes to show. And
50:24
this is something that we say in show business. But like committing to the
50:29
bit, commit, commit, commit. Committing to it is everything because if
50:32
you no matter how good or bad you are, if you aren't one hundred
50:37
percent in it and feeling it, no, it doesn't matter. If you
50:40
are doing it and feeling it, the audience will love you and respect you
50:45
for it. And you know what, the opera singer instructor told her that
50:47
too. Yeah, and she did such a great job. And I thought
50:53
it was so moving and Martina, it just lit up her war. She
51:00
was so blown away and I was so surprised. That was the surprise to
51:05
me, that how moved Martina was. Yes, also the other opera singer
51:10
singing with her, I didn't. I didn't. I thought that made it
51:15
been bad. Oh I wish that because when he started singing to me and
51:22
again, darlings, this is my problem. I have perfect pitch. I
51:25
can't, I can't listen. I don't it made her sound worse because it's
51:32
actually right right, so it you know, it did accentuate her off notes.
51:37
I will I agree with you there. However, I will say it
51:42
gave it more levity in the sense that it's like, look, she can
51:45
sing along with another person, and their voices together even though they were a
51:49
little off, did sound I mean, I can sing along with another person
51:52
and it does not help. So I no, I hear you, I
51:58
hear you, I hear you. Because I also felt like he I wanted
52:01
him to go into her range or her key. Yeah, and but she
52:07
maybe was too nervous. I don't know. I didn't like it, but
52:09
you did, Okay. I would love to see her to have done it
52:15
without him. Yeah, that's what I mean. I feel like it was
52:16
it would have been all right. It would have because I couldn't believe it
52:21
because often oftentimes music is you know, it's really hard because there's so much
52:27
mix involved to get music right on television. That's why, like when the
52:30
Grammys or anything, it sounds like so vacuate, Like it doesn't sound great
52:35
when you're watching music on television sometimes. And I thought, what, wow,
52:39
like even they're not even mixing this and it sounds pretty good. And
52:44
then he started saying I was like, oh, okay, well, what
52:52
a beautiful moment. And the fact that she was like bowing down to Julia
52:55
and they were just she was in shock. She was like, who are
53:00
you? It was just so great? It was great, It was great.
53:01
It was great. Right, and then lars and Gertie that whole fucking
53:07
mess. Larsa is out to lunch. She is on her own planet,
53:14
like, Gertie, you never told me not to tell anyone. Uh,
53:21
you are mistaken. You are certifiedly mistaken. You even made a joke about
53:23
MC. Well that's true. But like, were you not going to tell
53:30
them? I'm like, you are talking, idiot, Like that are logic?
53:34
Stop stop Larsa, I love and hate I was going to tell them
53:39
anyway, Oh my god. And then she's like, I told him from
53:43
the place of love. I'm like, well, and then you know what
53:45
she did. I don't know if you heard this. It was too hard
53:46
to record because it was just too much talking, but she said, thank
53:51
you, you're welcome. I'm not kidding it. You hate it? I
53:53
heard it? Yeah, No, I totally I have it in my notes.
53:57
I totally yes. I'm like, what is with all of these housewives
54:00
being like, thank you, you're welcome? First Denise last week, and
54:02
now Larsa. Oh yeah yeah and yeah. And she's like, if you
54:07
don't know that, then you're the liar. Oh my god, you're the
54:14
liar. Yeah. And then then Lisa weirdly ticking it for Larsa. Well
54:20
there, I understand her saying like, well, when Larsa's like, I
54:24
was trying to get them to, like, you know, rally around you.
54:29
But it's not her story to tell. And Lisa's just basically saying like
54:31
she's just trying to come from a good place. She wasn't trying to be
54:35
gossipy. She was trying to help. I get that. But it doesn't
54:37
matter what place she was coming from. There's no place she should be coming
54:42
from. Peerie ed and you know what, Lisa's wrong and Nicole wrong.
54:49
I think they were just trying to calm gerdie down. And that's the most
54:51
important thing in that moment, because she was really upset because Larsa absolutely when
54:57
when Gertie sees this, she will see she was absolutely coming from a place
55:00
of gossiping. It was nothing about like, guys, let's do this thing
55:06
for our friend. They should have ran after Larsa and been like stop,
55:09
stop. You need to just apologize, period, Like you need to just
55:14
apologize the fact that she couldn't even apologize in that moment is absurd to me.
55:20
Yeah, because it's also weird that everybody's like Gerty, Gertie, stop,
55:22
Gurdie, calm down, Curtie, don't be stressed out, and nobody's
55:25
being like Larsa, Yeah, apolologize, thank you. They're wasting their energy
55:30
in the wrong place. Yeah, Larsa, what can Marcus come to the
55:37
apology? No, it's your apology. Then I don't want to come.
55:42
Oh my god, Larsa. Larsa, Larsa. She absolutely kills me.
55:49
Like one minute, I'm just like, I can't believe that anyone she exists.
55:52
And then she's singing Julia's Opera in the car and that made me laugh
55:55
really hard, and I'm like, Larsa makes me laugh. Oh my gosh.
56:04
They tour Lisa's condo that she's looking at. That's a seven million dollar
56:07
condo and it's like with forty one dollars a month in each o a fee's
56:13
Lisa. I'm starting to think maybe there's another side of the story. Uh,
56:21
call me crazy. Yeah, But like, by the way, we
56:24
didn't say this, but Lisa talking about how well about the police being called
56:30
to her house because she called them and that she was home. And then
56:34
Lennie came in into her room and was like, this is my house,
56:38
this is my room. I'm like, okay, well what happened before?
56:42
He started saying that, you know? And then Lenny's mom in the hallway
56:46
and says, you'll be out of here soon. I never liked you.
56:52
That girl's going to be a better mother than you. I need yike,
56:59
holy shit, because Lenny's mom held out for a long time trying. She
57:06
had Lisa's back for a while and that and that made Lenny like kick his
57:13
mom out of his own house, right, So these are just monster people
57:20
all well. I also don't understand if Lisa's hearing everything accurately, because that
57:30
to me seems like such a one eighty for that woman, for Lenny's mom
57:35
that I'm like, did Lisa hear this right? I don't know? Or
57:39
is she like, is she make Is there a possibility that she's making up
57:44
some of the things that they're saying to her? No one's around. But
57:47
I believe Lenny would be like get out of my host. I believe that,
57:52
Like I believe, you know, but I believe he would be like
57:57
very territorial and walking in there unannounced and all, yeah, and that would
58:02
not I just I hate Lenny anyway, but like so I believe all the
58:07
bad things, but the mom, I just don't think she hasn't in her
58:12
But maybe I just spaculated that Lenny is who Lenny is is true from his
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mom. I don't know. It's very strange to see this unfold and to
58:21
hear the quotes coming out of his mother's mouth. I mean, yeah,
58:24
that's a lot to say, because she and then she was like, do
58:29
you want me to call the police, and then they laughed like an evil
58:32
laugh like out of a Disney movie. That's wan. I'm like, is
58:36
this real, Lisa? I mean, I'm starting to wonder because this bad
58:39
this babe? Is that a fucking seven million dollar condo? Going oh yeah,
58:45
Like this makes sense for me. I'm like, can you get your
58:49
plant, your fucking feedback on the ground for a second. This place is
58:53
so big. Yeah, you will never see you will never have a your
59:00
kids. I think I said keys, but that too, Yeah, you'll
59:04
lose your keys and your keys, yeah she and she was like I've roughed
59:09
it before. I've lived in a condo, like she was like knocking it,
59:15
I loved it. I've done this. Oh yeah, we've done this,
59:21
We've tried this, we've lived amongst a condo, if you can believe
59:24
it. Meanwhile, they're like, you don't have to leave here to even
59:30
go see God. God is in the other room. You know. You're
59:35
like, well, no, wonder. And then the fact that even Larsa,
59:40
even Larsa has her feet firmly planted on earth and she's like, Lisa,
59:45
you might want to like think about something a little more conservative. But
59:51
didn't they bring her to that? Was that it was didn't think like Lisa
59:57
would didn't pick that place to go look at, right, wasn't it.
1:00:00
Larsa was like, we should look at condos? Oh really? Oh I
1:00:04
don't Oh, I don't know. Okay, well that was Lisa's real estate
1:00:07
person that was showing them around. Yeah, maybe it was, but I
1:00:10
thought I thought it was something like it could be, yeah, because they
1:00:15
remember when when they were talking about the arrest and they're like, we have
1:00:19
to get Alexia and Larsa were like, we have to get you out of
1:00:22
there. We're gonna go look at condos or something like that. I don't
1:00:28
know. Well, Julia, Nicole, and Alexia go to a sunflower field
1:00:34
and like, Nicole brings her child, Grayson, and she's like, stay
1:00:36
where I can see you, And I'm like, you can't see him,
1:00:40
Okay, you're filming a scene in the middle of this field. He is
1:00:45
behind, like I don't know where he is. And then my brain just
1:00:49
cannot relax, even though I keep having to tell myself, don't worry.
1:00:53
There's production people here that are watching him. It's fine. But that's the
1:00:58
kind of stuff that I cannot do because the continuity of it. You gotta
1:01:01
have a nanny with you so that we know, just for like, you
1:01:07
know, continuity's sake, that he's okay. You can't just leave your child
1:01:10
like playing on a playground while you go fill a scene in the middle of
1:01:13
a sunflower field. Yeah, because I also don't know is production foreshadowing something
1:01:19
something about to happen where we keep saying be careful, be careful, you
1:01:24
know I can see you. Yeah, stay where I can see you while
1:01:29
I drink twenty gallons of juice. That was so much juice that they drank.
1:01:35
It was so much sugar. Did you notice how many like they kept
1:01:39
getting juices brought to them. I didn't notice that, Oh I did.
1:01:44
I was like, this is too much juice? Was it alcoholic juice?
1:01:49
They got some juice blends, and then they were brought orange juice jars,
1:01:54
and then they had a different juice. Oh okay, so there were juice.
1:02:00
That's too much. You need some fiber in there. You need to
1:02:05
this is that way? I would be like, oh, a crash in
1:02:08
a second. Oh my god. Yeah the sugar. Yeah. And Julian
1:02:13
doesn't have an EpiPen and I'm like, that is your kid is over there
1:02:16
playing, you can't see him. You're allergic to bees and you don't have
1:02:20
an EpiPen. I'm out cut this scene. This is anxiety, so true.
1:02:28
It was like a beautiful place and it was anxiety. It was terrible.
1:02:35
Everyone's gonna die. Just cut to it. Why aren't we Why are
1:02:38
we seeing ambulances? Hum? Okay. So this whole thing about they're going
1:02:45
to Palm Beach and this is Lisa's party. They drive. Oh, by
1:02:52
the way, here's the question I wanted to ask you and all the darlings
1:02:53
listening. So there's three cars and there rolls roy all of them. One
1:03:01
of them is Lenny's car that Lenny lent her, which was amazing. Okay,
1:03:07
which car would you want to be in? Would you want to be
1:03:09
in the Lisa Marisol Gurdi car. Would you want to be in the Alexia
1:03:14
Larsa Julia Carr or the Nicole Kicky Adriana Carr. I would want to be
1:03:22
in the Alexi Julia Carr just so when Julia gets denied for the tenth time
1:03:29
in a row about a roommate, I would be like, I will be
1:03:31
a roommate, and then it would be fine, Okay, good, all
1:03:36
right. I would want to be in the Lisa Marisol Gurdi car because I
1:03:44
love Marisol, so I want to be where she is also, and I
1:03:47
can tell Lisa to shut up, and then I can say, yeah,
1:03:51
stop talking about Lenny. Also tell us the real story about the real conversations
1:03:55
going on with you and Lenny and his mom. Okay, because there's not
1:04:00
this much drama. It's not just like it's not one sided at this point.
1:04:03
This is the year now, okay. Yeah, So and then Marisol's
1:04:11
like stop talking about Lennie and talking about Lenny to Jody, He's gonna leave
1:04:15
you I've done it before. And Gert's like, stop stop talking to you,
1:04:18
canno. He's gonna leave this gonna and so that was that was oh
1:04:23
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, You're totally
1:04:25
right. They're like stop it, and she's like, come on, I
1:04:28
have to this is drama. And then the three Rolls Royces pull up to
1:04:30
the Palm Beach mansion that they're staying in, and then they pick their rooms
1:04:35
and there's this whole thing about like Julia and Alexi who are working on their
1:04:42
new friendship, and they go shopping together for Palm Beach and Alexi is being
1:04:45
real weird about the room situation and she's like, yeah, like oh my
1:04:49
god, like no, like are we rooming? No, I don't think
1:04:54
we are all like really and like all of a sudden, it's a thing.
1:04:57
And now poor Julia is like is it because I'm a less like what's
1:05:00
going on? I have? At first I felt really bad about Julia because
1:05:06
I thought that, yeah, that's how it would feel. And I still
1:05:11
think that's right, that Julia's one hundred percent right to feel that way because
1:05:15
Alexi is putting it on Todd. But I don't think Todd knows anything about
1:05:19
it. And I don't think it's about Julia being a lesbian. I think
1:05:24
that I thought about it, and it's like, no, she's just so
1:05:26
comfortable with Marisol. Yeah, and that's always going to be her roommate.
1:05:30
It's just what it is. They're best friends. They always always room together.
1:05:35
They room together, an ultimate girls strip, their thickest thieves. Yeah,
1:05:39
they can't not room together. Yeah. And I think Alexia, in
1:05:43
a move in terms of production, kind of kept it vague and it cost
1:05:49
some. It was made Julia's feelings really hurt, and I think Alexia is
1:05:54
gonna feel pretty bad about that. I really hope I'm right. I really
1:05:58
hope it wasn't Alexia being like a homoo well that that well, that Todd
1:06:02
would be a homophobic because she's playing it on him, because like, that's
1:06:08
my thing is, why would you bring Todd into If it was just a
1:06:10
Marisol thing, it would be so easy to say, oh, Marisol's not
1:06:14
gonna like this, oh your you know, like there's no reason to bring
1:06:16
Todd into it. No, but it is her being homophobic just by saying
1:06:19
that, because well, yeah, yeah, that's true. She's implying that
1:06:25
that like it would be an issue because yeah, that's not cool. That's
1:06:30
not it's not cool. No, she's implying that Todd has an issue with
1:06:34
her staying in a room with a lesbian. Yeah, and Todd doesn't give
1:06:39
two ships. He doesn't know what's going on. It's it's Alexia not even
1:06:44
realizing she's sounding homophobic, and really, at the end of the day,
1:06:47
probably doesn't care. She just wants to stay with Marisol. She would she
1:06:51
would probably do some other song and dance if it was you know, Gertie
1:06:57
or it was well, she's not gonna room with Adriana, but you know
1:07:00
what I mean, if it was anybody else. So, yeah, it's
1:07:05
but man, it's bad, luck bad. It's not cool. I don't
1:07:10
like it at all. And when Julia is like, is it because I
1:07:14
met me, like, I'm like, oh no, like I felt me.
1:07:16
I didn't like it. I know, and so and I love the
1:07:20
way that Adriana handled it, though she's like, I find it very distasteful,
1:07:26
But she also was like, oh, you know, oh please,
1:07:29
what does she think You're going to seduce her in the middle of the night,
1:07:30
Like she was laughing. It off like, oh please, who cares?
1:07:32
Like? And it's nice that they're they're good friends. You know,
1:07:36
they room together all the time. They're usually roomies. So I don't know.
1:07:42
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