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Quesadilla & Lobster Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 9.25.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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Oh yeah, here's the deal. We have 35 minutes
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of the best of Happy Hour. If you don't want
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to listen to it, you can skip over it for the
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new show. But trust me, that would not be a smart
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decision. Stand by. And now for something completely
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different. And now for something completely different.
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I'm a very single man. Or am I ever? Oh, yeah.
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And I'm on the dating apps a little bit. Sometimes
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I'll use it one day. So my move on there is I
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swipe right on every money. But it's like a circus.
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Am I going to get a trans person, a dude? Because
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sometimes there's dudes that are under there.
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Or a hot -ass girl. Or a washed -up woman. You
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never know. But I will tell you, I matched with
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this really nice girl. Oh, yeah. She was a stripper.
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And I've always wanted to date one. I don't know
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why. That's very strange. I told it to say strip
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club instrumental, not the actual lyrics. That's
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how weird this show is. So I matched with this
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girl and she's like, come out to this strip club.
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I will be there. on Tuesday night. So I'm like,
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all right, I'm going to come out. I'm not going
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to get a dance. She's like, that's fine. I want
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to see you, baby. I was just bored. It's kind
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of like, you know, like a video game to me. So
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then she's like, oh, well, now I'm a Popeye's
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chick and I left early because she's supposed
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to be there until 10. So then I'm like, whatever.
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So then she hits me up and she is like, hey,
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you know. I'm at this strip club. And I'm like,
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oh, okay. And she's like, well, actually, now
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I'm at this one. So she kept hopping every hour.
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So I'm like, you know what? Let me finally just,
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let's just do this. Let me just see what it's
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like. I haven't been to a strip club in, I don't
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know, I don't know, four years. So I go to the
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strip club. And let me tell you, it was very
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strange. So I walk into this Largo strip club,
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which you never, ever want to go to a Largo strip
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club. Let me tell you, you want to go to one
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that's like, I don't know, maybe in like Tampa.
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But you never want to go to one in Largo. But
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I went. And I walked inside. And she's like,
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hey, it's you. Because, I mean, what other tall
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guy is going? So we sit at the bar. And I go,
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hi, nice to meet you. She's like, oh, I'm in
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town. I'm business. I'm thinking she's like a
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porn star. I'm starting to get a little bit of
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an ick. She was a nice girl, though. So then
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I go, what do you do for a living? She's like,
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well, I'm a dancer. She's like, I live at home.
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I'm at parents on the other coast. And I'm here
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for business. So I'm thinking she's maybe making
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a few scenes or something. She goes, this is
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where I started to kind of, you know, wonder
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what was going on. She goes. I'm at this motel
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on Almerton for two weeks. And I got an opening
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between 6 a .m. to noon. And I was like, oh,
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wait. This is a hooker! And I have a rule in
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life. I know you pay for sex, buying drinks and
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food and amusement parks. But at least the girl
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wants you in some manner. This girl's like, well,
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you come by tomorrow at 8 a .m. I'll give you
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a $500 an hour. And I'm like, oh, wait. I didn't
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want to say any terms that would incriminate
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me. That was a little sketched out. And she goes,
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I'll rock your world for $500 an hour. And then
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I was like, I don't really have the money right
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now. I mean, I do. I got to pay rent in seven
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days is what I told her. She's like, I got to
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get the hell out of there. She's like, why don't
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I just give you a dance? And I'm like, let me
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go to the car to grab some cash. And gentlemen
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out there, I cannot explain to you how fast I
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got out of there. Bye -bye. And she's a very
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nice girl, but I feel like she was smart too,
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like an okay conversation. I mean, I know she's
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trying to take my money. I understand. But at
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the very same point, I was almost sad. That's
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when you know I've aged a little bit in the club.
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Is that like 10 years ago, I would have been
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like, I don't even have my racks off, even though
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I even backed out and told myself I'm not paying.
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But this time, I felt really bad. I was like,
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why are you doing this to yourself? It's one
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thing to dance, you know, pay the couch bills
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or whatever, even though I don't think she was
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in college. But you know what I mean. I felt
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bad for her. And I'm sure the feeling was mutual.
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So how else was your Wednesday night? That was
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a hump day, actually. Wow! Although the humping
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would have been Thursday morning, so it wouldn't
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have been hump day. I'm telling you, they got
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some sad music in the club. It's just terrible
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news. No, it's not that Ryan almost, you know,
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was around a prostitute. There is something that
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is no longer around. You want to know what that
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is? So in Florida, where everyone's pent up,
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you know what you should do? is you should totally
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get rid of porn. Because that's what they did
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a year and a half ago. You have to verify your
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face or whatever. Like, you know what? Pornhub,
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take my... Actually, Pornhub is banned. You...
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You know what? Take my face. Who cares? Everyone
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knows what I look like. That's why I don't take
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pictures. So when they passed the bill a year
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and a half ago that porn sites were banned in
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Florida, you jizz were still perfectly working.
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And as a single man who was helping me out in
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the club, now you have to verify your age. No!
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Not you, jizz! No! So you know what I did? I
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used my laptop and I verified my face. I literally,
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there was no other way for me to spank it. This
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is at home, by the way, like midnight. So I rest
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in peace and you being free in Florida. Because
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my VPN software wasn't working, man. Draw me
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nuts. Draw me out of this world. Oh, I've been
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blocked by a few celebrities. I was looking at
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all the people I've tagged on Instagram. And
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I've been blocked by Scott Pelley from 60 Minutes,
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Chelsea Handler, Taylor, Frankie Paul, the boy
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toy of Bunny XO. Even though I was complimenting
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him and saying he's with a cougar, I don't know
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why he blocked me. That ain't going to be your
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wife, dog. I had this really trippy thing the
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other night happened with YouTube. Do you mean?
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So on YouTube TV, there's a glitch where if you
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lean, we'll play back. God damn it. Shut up.
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Why is that playing? Uh, YouTube TV has this
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thing where you can watch videos that are on
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YouTube. So the other night when I was sleeping,
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I put it on mute, but I had SpongeBob on. No,
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actually it was he man. And, um, you can tell
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I'm really mature. Um, So what happened was when
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I had He -Man on, it just played a compilation
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of it for like 12 hours. It was great. Currently
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have Aqua Teen Hunger Force on my TV. I'm not
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a type of guy. But here's the thing, ladies and
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gentlemen, boys and girls. I closed out of YouTube
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TV and then I went to open it again later on
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when I came home the next day and YouTube was
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opening. Not YouTube TV, the YouTube interface.
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And I was getting really confused in the club.
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I was like, am I that stoned? I think I'm on
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YouTube. Because you're trying to think, am I
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on YouTube or YouTube TV? And it's showing me
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YouTube accounts. And it's like, please log in.
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So I guess there's a glitch. And I looked it
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up online. Yeah. They raised their prices, but
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they can't fix their software. Oh, yeah. They're
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out of their minds. You know what I'm sick of?
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I'm sick of skits. I'm sick of watching videos
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on social media that have no point. And I'm absolutely
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sick of seeing things happen. I'm sick of seeing
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people put up these videos where they're pretending
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to fight. I don't know if it's because I've worked
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around authentic radio hosts. And I have not
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been around, you know, the radio shows that do
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fake segments like the Jones Show. But I am not
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about fake segments. And when I see these fake
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videos online, it, you know, it motivates me.
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856 -49 -HAPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773. You can
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tweet at me at Ryan Happy Radio. be hot topic
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i'm news five investigator scott dole outside
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the justice center where a cleveland police officer
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is oh is this cop let's play a game i already
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know the answer is he gonna do something really
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good Or is he going to get caught in an undercover
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sting like a loser? Oh, yeah, this guy got caught
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in an undercover sting. He thought I was a teenage
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girl. This is who we have serving and protecting
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the city of Cleveland. Officer Jordan Hernandez.
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Loser, loser. He just looks like a little punk
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-ass bitch. Like a pretty boy loser. Man, he
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looks like he's got some regret on his face.
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Just get a new job. He's not a bad -looking guy.
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Probably got women in Cleveland. Probably put
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a gun in their mouth because they're kinky. And
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then you get a teenage girl because you're a
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loser with no game and nothing going for you.
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Investigators with the Ohio Internet Crimes Against
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Children Task Force. Yeah, it's got to be weird
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when he gets caught. He's like, but I'm a cop.
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I should get away with it. Say in late June,
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Hernandez chatted with who he thought was a 14
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-year -old girl. That's disgusting. This is who
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they have serve and protect Cleveland. No wonder
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the city's in so much turmoil. Social media.
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At least twice, prosecutors say the 45 -year
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-old solicited sex. Oh, my God. He looks pretty
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good for 45. I thought he was like 27. So he's
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a middle -aged creep. From the teen. In reality,
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investigators say it was an undercover cop. I
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wonder if the undercover cop knew who he was.
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It's got to be weird, too. I think about the
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conversations when you would watch The Catcher
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Predator. You're having to kind of talk dirty
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pretending you're a kid. It's gross. The other
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end of those conversations. Prosecutors say the
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undercover officer attempted to set up a meeting
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with Hernandez. You want to go to the playground?
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But that he didn't show up. Investigators then
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obtained a search warrant for the social media
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account used to chat with the undercover. What
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is he on, Tumblr? Eventually identifying Hernandez
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as the suspect, according to. Prosecutors in
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a statement, Cleveland police say they learned
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of the arrest Monday and immediately relieved
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Hernandez of duty. That's got to be an awkward.
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Hey, Hernandez. Can you come into our office
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real quick? I want to tell you something real
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quick. Just come in here. No, you're not getting
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a promotion. Loser! You're a loser! Are you feeling
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sorry for yourself? Well, you should be because
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you are dirt! You make me sick, you big baby!
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Baby want a bottle? A big dirt bottle? Because
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you got caught with a prostitute, or not a prostitute,
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but an underage girl. It would have been better
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for you to get caught with a prostitute, you
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freaking douchebag. You make the city of Cleveland
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look terrible. This Days Inn is located just
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off South Orange Blossom Trail in Orlando. Oh
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yeah, you look at this day's end and you can
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just tell this is Hucker Central. For perspective,
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that is I -4 in the background. According to
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this - Thank you for explaining it to us. Now
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we know we're going to get prostitutes in Orlando.
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This lawsuit here, the owners of this hotel made
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big money by knowingly renting rooms here to
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a sex trafficker. The plaintiffs, identified
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by their initials, JG and AM - I mean, come on.
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Whenever you see a girl renting a room for two
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weeks, she's not doing it because she's visiting
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on vacation. Claim they were abducted, drugged,
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and beaten by a sex trafficker, and then forced
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to perform commercial sex acts against their
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will. Yeah, that's not good. I don't get people
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that pay for sex. Do you not have any game that
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you can make it happen, Captain? the days in
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from 2015 to 2022 that's seven years of prostitution
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being legal i mean when you drive by any of these
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in any bad neighborhood you just go man i bet
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there's like some hookers getting laid behind
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those closed doors at this very a moment during
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that time period those two women say they stayed
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at this hotel not just once or twice but 500
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to 600 times oh yeah alexa what's 500 times 500
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500 times 500 equals 250 ,000. So if they were
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paying $500 per hour that much, they made some
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money. I'm sure they told their H &R Block agent
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about it. That, according to this lawsuit, should
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have been a red flag. Oh, yeah. I mean, they're
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happy they're making the money. Why would they
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care about the red flag? The freaking day's in,
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probably wants to make money. The owner. They
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probably left a good tip after getting the tip.
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You know what's going on. It's actually part
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of their business plan. Attorney Anthony Chiarello
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represents the two women in their lawsuit against
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the hotel. You know, they're blowing him. Blowing
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him up about phone calls, not oral sex on it.
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Capital Investment Orlando, Inc. They know if
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they... That guy was certain to give the name
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of his group. They create this safe space where
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the trap... Safe space. ...hookers can feel safe
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and feel like they're protected from the police.
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He's kind of brilliant to the fact that he's
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not even denying that they're not hookers. He's
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trying to make it into some moral thing. They're
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going to stay, and they're going to come back.
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Oh, yeah, I bet they're making you come. 8 -5
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-6. 49 -0. No! Happy Hot Topic! A woman who killed
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a Queens University athlete in a hit -and -run
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crash will now spend 30 days in jail. This is
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absolutely, positively ridiculous. This is why
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the rest of the world laughs. It's this woman
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named Kalandra Hood, and she's only getting 30
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days, not for like a crash, like leaving the
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scene. She's only getting 30 days for someone
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losing their life. That, people talk about Young
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Thug or Lil' Dirk's lawyer being good. Whoever
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this woman's lawyer is. Is a baller for making
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that happen. But she's still a dirty, rotten
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loser. And I never get the people that when they
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have a, you know, if you hit somebody, it's better
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to stay at the scene than to leave. You dummy.
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A woman who killed a Queens University athlete
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in a hit and run crash will now spend 30 days
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in jail. Yeah. You know, she's a pretty girl.
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You know, they probably used like, oh, well,
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you know. She's going through a lot. She's really
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having a hard time there in North Carolina. And
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36 months on probation. Yeah, 36 months. She
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should be on 30 years probation. If she's going
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to leave the scene in a hit and run that killed
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someone, that's ridiculous. So, Qualandra Hood
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received the sentence after pleading guilty to
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a felony hit and run and misdemeanor death by
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vehicle. Yeah, that is actually infuriating,
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dude. That she pretty much 30 days. Not a hit
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and run where you hit somebody and they broke
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their leg and they're alive. No, someone's in
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the ground because of this dumb woman. Back in
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January, Hood ran a red light and then hit Lance
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Sotelo on the plaza near East 36th Street. Yeah,
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he was this nice looking kid. Sotelo was a nice
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looking kid. And part of Queens University's
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track team. Oh yeah, that family has to be in
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fear. And I'm infuriated for them that this dumb
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woman didn't know how to drive. He died before
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getting to the hospital. That sucks. But hey,
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30 days, dude. That is a good lawyer. That dumb
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woman has. Even though she's a piece of garbage.
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uh this is happening on the united airlines this
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is the last thing you would expect on a flight
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a woman says she was forced to sit next to a
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masturbating man on a oh yeah sorry about that
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united airlines flight and now the airline is
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responding oh yeah i don't get people they get
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their rocks off being in public i don't want
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to be in here and i don't even want a girl to
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see me doing it It is not a very good look. In
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case you missed it. When a girl does it, it's
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pretty looking. But when we do it, it's repulsive.
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Woman says she was trapped next to a guy who
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was pleasuring himself aboard a United Airlines
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flight. And so far, the man is getting away with
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it. Yeah. But if you know of a woman, it's so
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unfair. The 25 -year -old woman told NBC News
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she must have been hot. She was seated next to
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the man on a flight from New York to New Jersey
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on September 3rd when things... Oh, that was
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my birthday. Man! I was having my whatever crisis,
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third of my life, midlife crisis, whatever you
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want to call it at age 33. And then at the same
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time, up in the sky, the guy's jerking it. Only
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got X -rated. Oh, yeah. She said the unassuming
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and pretty normal looking 35 to 40 year old man
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started masturbating while in front of her. Oh,
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yeah. Who wouldn't? Who shouldn't? Oh, while
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staring at her. Oh, that's all just staring.
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She says she promptly reported the incident to
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the flight staff, who allowed her to leave her
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seat until it was time to land. The plane was
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full, so she had to stand in the aisle to get
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away from the alleged masturbator. And he doesn't
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have, like, a sex offender crime. Man! This loser's
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making all men look bad. The woman also said
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the flight attendants promised her she would
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only have to sit next to the man for about five
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minutes until they landed, but it turned out
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to be much longer. Yeah, it's gotta be awkward
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in the club. And to make matters even worse,
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the woman said once the plane landed, the man
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exited the plane and disappeared. She said United
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Airlines only provided her with a $100 flight
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credit. what's that for like nothing that's like
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how much it is to i don't know add on a seat
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you're not gonna get you should give her a free
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fucking flight you cheap ass douchebags even
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though the total cost of her trip was four hundred
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dollars all right what a delightful way to say
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i'm never flying on united uh here's a america
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guy going off on an immigrant at goodwill right
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here wait bucks I'm American, seriously. Yeah,
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wetbacks, wetbacks cause you're an immigrant.
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I'm gonna do something. Speaking immigrant. I
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am not a wetback, okay? You're an immigrant,
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ain't you? You're a loser! And Trump wouldn't
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piss on you if you're on fire, you piece of gun.
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I am. And you know what? You are the face of
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mega a face of being a fat loser with a small
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dick Man you know this guy is just awful in bed
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probably hasn't seen his penis in like 10 years
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At the minimum Hey smell for the camera sir He
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has like pennies, you know, that's his net worth.
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It's not a bad point. There you are, you're a
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goofy piece of garbage. Okay, listen. As much
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as I hate xenophobes and dumb racist maggots
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like this, she is being annoying by filming it.
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Really? Yeah. Okay. Now she's at the car and
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there's cops. Get that bitch out of here. It's
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fine. I'll show you World War III and stop right
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here. Jesus Christ. Immigrant, immigrant, immigrant.
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Loser, loser, loser. Your wife cheats on you,
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your wife cheats on you, your wife cheats on
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you. Delightful. Our country's totally not separated.
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NBC News correspondent Valerie Castro has been
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following this one. She joins us now. Harvey
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Weinstein got 15 years in prison for sexual assault,
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which I am so happy in the club about. This guy
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is an absolute embarrassment to men. He's the
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absolute worst. And I think he was the downfall.
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The whole Me Too movement was the downfall of
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women being consistently promiscuous. Hillary,
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this ends effectively a six -year legal battle
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for Miriam Haley. We heard both from Haley and
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Weinstein today. The judge did not mince words
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in his response when he was here. Yeah, you know,
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you're a loser, Harvey. You had no game. You
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had to use your power chip because you know you're
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a liar, you're a failure, and you make Shrek
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look like George Clooney. Handing down the sentencing?
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What happened, you little bitch? Miriam Haley
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spoke for about 10 minutes. And if you'll recall,
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she said that she was sexually assaulted by Weinstein
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in 2006 in a Soho, an apartment. Yeah, that was
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back like pre -social media. That must have been
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so frightening for her. You know, he's just a
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piece of garbage. And also a hotel room here
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in New York City when she was a production assistant
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for Project Runway, the reality TV show. Oh my
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God, you know, you hear about like the Trump
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stuff where he was like asking girls to show
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their boobs and whatever. Yeah, MAGA, he did
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that. Oh yeah, and some of them were teens. Those
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runways were so creepy 20 years ago. Testified
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twice in this case and a jury ultimately finding
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him guilty in that case last year. So Miriam
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delivered a very powerful statement. You go,
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girl. I'm being dead serious when I say this
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is awesome that she... After nine years. Because
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she first came out about it on October 24th,
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2017. Like when the Me Too movement began. Yeah.
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She now is a superhero. Spoke for about 10 minutes
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saying, having been sexually assaulted by Harbing
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Weinstein has had a devastating effect on my
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life and security and will never go away. Always
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looking over my shoulder, this criminal who has...
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Yeah, that's called PTSD and I hope he burns
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in hell. I hope hell's real and he burns. Shown
24:57
no remorse, no apology, no... Yeah, he's a sociopathic
25:00
loser. He only got away with it because he was
25:04
a man and he had power. And you know what? I
25:06
kind of get why women don't like men. It's fine.
25:09
I don't like them either. Prince Harry reacting
25:12
to a technical glitch during a speech about technology.
25:17
Yeah, this is happening. We had Ed Sheeran reading
25:20
off a teleprompter and now this. It's... The
25:23
Duke of Sussex joking during a speech at the
25:28
Clinton Global Initiative event on September
25:30
24th that artificial intelligence was to blame
25:34
in his speech about AI. Yeah, that's why you
25:42
never go to the royal family to learn anything.
25:44
He doesn't know. I did only. And yes, I just
25:51
said diddly squat like a 1995 radio, a DJ. The
25:58
no fun police should have gone down on this guy
26:01
harder because he is a scumbag and he makes all
26:05
men look bad. And this guy got away with a crime
26:12
that, you know. If I did it, I would not get
26:16
the same acceptance. Antonio Brown is striking
26:18
a sweet plea deal in his attempted murder case.
26:21
Oh, yeah. Can you imagine if I had attempted
26:24
murder in the club? How that would go? You won't
26:31
spend a single minute in a prison cell. And the
26:35
world wonders or America wonders why the world's
26:38
laughing at us and whatnot. And then you have
26:41
moments like this. I'm Michael Babcock, and this
26:44
is A Minute with Mike. The All -Pro wide receiver
26:46
was facing a second -degree attempted murder
26:48
charge in South Florida. It's a case that can
26:51
carry up to 30 years in prison. Yeah, and he
26:55
got nothing. You know what? I hope the whole
26:57
world laughs at us all the time. We deserve it.
27:00
As a 20 -year mandatory minimum. So, when AB's
27:04
attorney told TMZ Sports that prosecutors presented
27:07
him with a deal that would see him not spend
27:10
a single day in a cell. But I guess he got 10
27:13
years high -risk probation. So, yeah! If he acts
27:17
up in the club, he had to accept it. Yeah, ain't
27:24
it? Antonio Brown has said, man, he is just such
27:27
a loser, dude. I heard he can be kind of charismatic,
27:30
kind of funny, but he's also really annoying.
27:34
To be in court a week from today, where we're
27:37
told he's going to accept this plea agreement.
27:39
Yeah, you know, he's so happy. Man, the judicial
27:43
system. If Lamar from South St. Pete does that
27:46
crime, he ain't getting that same treatment.
27:48
That will put him on probation. No prison time.
27:52
Now, this goes back. Yeah, he's going to have
27:54
a hard time with that probation, dude. It's going
27:56
to be very hard for him not to act up. Yeah,
28:03
if you're getting arrested at an Aiden Ross boxing
28:05
match, you're a freaking loser. All right, we
28:09
don't need to relive it. I can't stand that guy.
28:12
Anybody who's a deadbeat dad is a loser. In my
28:16
eyes. All right, enough of that. I am sick and
28:23
tired of, you know what, the news misreporting
28:26
on the usage of kava and kratom. Obviously, there
28:31
is the pills that people are dying from, whatever
28:34
it's called, 401H, whatever it's called, that
28:36
RFK doesn't like. But all the people that are
28:41
getting affected by calvin kratom, you have to
28:44
realize they already had pre -existing conditions
28:47
in their body. They should have known not to
28:49
take it. They should have known it would not
28:51
be good for them. So because they couldn't handle
28:55
it does not mean you need to make. Everybody
28:58
else suffered, dude. I am not a fan of that because
29:02
there's this right here going on from CNN. Right
29:06
here. They're going to call a gas station heroin,
29:09
probably. Two students at the University of Mississippi
29:12
just days after the school hosted rival Louisiana
29:15
State University. Oh, yeah. Make the story real
29:18
sad. For a football game have prompted authorities
29:21
to urge residents to avoid an herbal extract.
29:24
Oh, here it comes. They're going to do the whole
29:27
thing. thing, talking about all the overdoses,
29:30
even though all the overdoses included other
29:34
people that should not have been taking it. Found
29:36
during ongoing investigations. Investigators
29:39
said that there is no confirmed evidence indicating
29:42
that the deaths are connected. Yeah, so leave
29:46
it at that. But the media, for some reason, just
29:48
wants to bring down COVID and create them. Everybody's
29:52
got a vice. I like COVID. Make it go away. I'm
29:56
tired of hearing about it. But package Kratom
29:59
was... Oh yeah, they found the Kratom. They probably
30:02
died of other things. This is where it's getting
30:04
very annoying. Because I'm sure they probably
30:07
had coke in their body, alcohol, weed, maybe
30:10
ecstasy, maybe mushrooms. Maybe meth, maybe heroin.
30:14
It's like when they said Brandon Charles died
30:15
of kratom. He had other things in his body. The
30:18
misreporting is out of control. It's found in
30:21
both investigations, according to Lafayette County
30:24
Metro Narcotics. Oh yeah, and you know Lafayette
30:27
County's really accepting of Calvin Kratom. Kratom
30:32
is an opioid -like herbal extract. Oh, here we
30:36
freaking go. And, like, alcohol and cigarettes
30:38
is good for you. Shut the fuck up. It can produce
30:41
stimulant and sedative effects. Oh, no. Heaven
30:45
forbid in this hard life, if you need something
30:48
to get by, you should know if your body can handle
30:51
it or not. Shut up. Kratom poisoning calls spiked
30:55
more than 1 ,200%. I bet you all 1 ,200 % of
31:00
it, dude. All the people that had other things
31:03
in their body or they're maybe taking meds. I
31:06
know someone that, you know, had a seizure because
31:09
they had like nine pills in their body. If you're
31:12
not supposed to be taking it, don't ruin it for
31:15
the people that should be taking it. Between
31:17
2015 and 2025, research this year found Kratom
31:21
is... All right, I'm not going to let this broad
31:23
talk. Oh, my God. Like, shut up. I'm so sad.
31:26
Meh, meh, meh. Meh, meh, meh. Yeah, alcohol is
31:30
promoted on TV all the freaking time. Jesus Christ,
31:36
dude. Drives me nuts. They're so uninformed.
31:42
Honestly, I don't drink Kratom, but whenever
31:45
I drink Kratom, and I'm on a dating app, and
31:52
a girl's like, oh, um. Tell me about yourself.
31:55
Right now, I'm working remotely at a kind of
31:57
a barn. They're always like, oh, isn't that where
31:58
all the drug addicts go? And that's because of
32:01
the news like them. Those cackling morons ruin
32:05
it for everybody. They are the absolutely no
32:08
fun police. You're tuned in to Hoppy Hour with
32:14
Ryan Hoppy. Everybody's got a hat that they defend
32:26
A little secret, a little weekend friend So before
32:31
you point your finger at the cup Take a look
32:35
around, we're all carrying stuff I know the road
32:39
that somebody's on You don't know that they're
32:43
leaning on If it helps them get through the day
32:48
Maybe talk it out instead of throw Let go. Ask
34:21
a question. Lend an ear. Trade the judgment for
34:26
a little care. Know your limits. Make informed
34:30
choices. Leave some room. And that is that. Oh,
35:16
yeah, dude. Wasn't that just the best 35 minutes
35:20
of your life? I bet you don't have that stamina,
35:24
dude, at all. I bet you... Oh, shut up. You know
35:27
what I mean, Jelly Bean? That's what we finna
35:34
do, kill the radio. And now, back to the Hoppy
35:42
Hour with... on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. All kids
35:49
out of the pool for adult swim. All kids out.
35:58
Attention, FM DJs, your morning show prep begins
36:02
now. Loud, rude, aggressive. Those are his good
36:08
qualities. A thick person with a powerful cool.
36:12
On three. You ready? One, two, three. Go. Go.
36:40
Ryan Hoppy's mom and you're listening to Hoppy
36:42
Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy.
37:14
The semen was so big. And now it's something
37:17
completely different. It's not lacking any meat.
37:20
And that's what real women need. That's it, bushes.
37:25
Stop cussing. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,
37:31
Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.
37:37
Hello, dizzy little bitch. Now, if you're listening
38:20
in Fresno, it is Monday morning around 8 .30,
38:24
8 a .m. So, But if you're listening on September
38:29
25th, it is Friday. I know you don't smoke weed.
38:33
I know this. But I'm going to get you high today.
38:36
Yeah, are you? Because it's Friday. You ain't
38:39
got no job. And you ain't got shit to do. There
38:43
you go. That's how we celebrate our Fridays.
38:48
And I'm telling you, dude, this morning, Jesus
38:52
Christ. Sounded like Don Imus. It was very cloudy.
38:59
Now the sun's kind of out, but it's still cloudy.
39:13
Makes it hard for me to wake up. Ryan Harvey
39:18
wakes up mad at the sky on Tampa glass. What's
39:46
going on? When the clouds don't come out, I mean
40:05
when they come out, I'm really sleepy. By the
40:11
way, last night. Last night was out of control.
40:24
This frickin' full moon, dude. I'm telling you,
40:30
I know sometimes scientists try to talk down
40:33
the full moon concept in the club. They go, oh,
40:37
is this because there's more light? I'm telling
40:39
you, my cat acts like a freaking mutant whenever
40:43
the moon is in its full range. She's hyper. She
40:48
can't relax. It's quite irritating. Oh, boy,
40:56
was I feeling it last night. I did not go to
40:59
bed till like, I don't know, 2 .30. Just a long
41:03
night. And I'm feeling it right now. How am I
41:09
ever feeling it? If there was ever a time where
41:12
I'm really feeling a little tired. By the way,
41:16
I think my voice is coming back a little bit.
41:18
And the way my voice comes back is to tell by
41:21
how I say, mm -hmm. Oh, yeah. I drank some salty
41:25
water earlier. Mm -hmm. So my voice is back.
41:30
Yeah, there's something to that full moon concept,
41:33
dude. It is a frickin' odd drag. I don't know
41:41
what it is in the club, but it's, you know. Interesting.
41:47
Because they say like, oh yeah, the moon affects
41:49
the water and we've got water in our bodies.
41:53
And I like to think that that is something new.
42:00
Oh yeah. I saw the Woody show. And LA had to
42:06
make an apology. So I guess BTS fans at the I
42:10
Hate Radio Music Festival. I guess each band
42:14
only performs for like 15 minutes. And I guess
42:17
BTS fans were upset that it wasn't longer. So
42:21
Woody goes on this whole rant. And starts ranting
42:24
about how BTS fans are losers. Which they are.
42:28
And then proceeds to like make fun of the guy's
42:31
name, which kind of made me laugh. He said, what's
42:33
his name? John Cook or whatever. And he had to
42:38
say sorry. And he tagged I Heart Radio when he
42:42
said sorry. And I was like, man, a radio show
42:45
that, you know, is the whole insensitivity training
42:51
for a politically correct world. I am not saying
42:56
Woody's going anywhere. He does very well in
42:58
radio. He could probably retire tomorrow and
43:01
never be heard from again. The guy makes a lot
43:03
of money. But man, we are in a different time,
43:06
dude. The fact that he had to say sorry. And
43:12
I was watching this clip and I was like, man,
43:13
this is riveting radio. I was like, maybe I'm
43:15
a jackass too. I don't know. Just food for thought.
43:24
Let me see if I have my phone call. Hotline.
43:30
I have a voicemail. Oh, we do. We still have
43:34
the Hoppy Hour intro. I can't play Banana Phone
43:38
because someone left an intro at 856 -494 -6773
43:42
and we'll play it. But first, let's play the
43:44
Hoppy Hour Hotline. Ring, ring, ring. What's
43:48
that sound? Hoppy Hour Hotline. Spreading giggles
43:52
around. Ryan sips coffee. Sun's up high. Pushes
44:00
one button. Silly floods the sky. Blinking red
44:05
light on the studio desk. Got a new message.
44:09
Wonder who's next. Call 8 -5 -6 -4 -9. Hop in.
44:12
Leave your weirdest words and your laugh so sloppy.
44:15
Oh, yeah. Brain, let it pop up. after the rhyme.
44:29
Hi, Ryan. It's Grandma. Teach my cat to rap.
44:32
My grandma's been dead a quarter century. Hey,
44:35
my grandma. One says, Hoppy, marry me to my morning
44:38
toast. Whatever. Another just sneezes for a minute
44:40
straight. Gross! You can be like this next person.
45:10
The 561 area code. That left me a voicemail.
45:16
856 -49 -HAPPY. It's 856 -49 -467 -73. You can
45:27
tweet at me at RyanHappyRadio. You can always
45:30
email me at RyanHappyRadio at gmail .com. Hell
45:35
yeah. Oh, sure. I got it. Whatever, dude. All
45:49
right, let's see what we got here. I believe
45:52
this voicemail is about women and sons here.
45:56
Yo, Ryan. It's Shad, man. Oh, yeah, I grew up
46:01
with my homie Shadrack. Actually, After this,
46:08
we're going to play his song, Man Down, that
46:12
we made 13 years ago. Good to see you. Good to
46:15
hear from you, bro. Good to hear you doing good,
46:17
man. Happy hour. What's up? What's up, everybody?
46:23
Man, I just wanted to call and, you know, we
46:25
had to talk the other day, man, real quick. I
46:27
just wanted to talk about, man, like these marriage
46:33
partner choices we have. I know. Out in America.
46:39
Oh, yeah. I mean, if you're looking for that,
46:41
you know what I mean? Or whatever you... The
46:43
quality and the... Yeah, yeah, yeah. The... Man,
46:49
this is where we're at with a lot of these women,
46:54
bro. This is very crazy, bro. Yeah, it's way
46:56
out of control. These women are just crazy. Like,
47:00
I had to make sure I gave you a call. I was just
47:03
scrolling on my timeline, and... There's a video
47:09
I saw on social media. It's a video of a bunch
47:12
of girls hitting dudes and shit. Yeah, can you
47:17
imagine if the roles were reversed? That wouldn't
47:19
be so good. It's not no crazy stuff. It's some
47:25
cultural Indian thing they were doing. Man, just
47:29
go to the comments. You just see all the misandry.
47:32
And this is what we need to start calling these
47:35
women out here, bro. Hell yeah! Good job. I love
47:40
this. They're misandrist. These aren't women
47:43
that... These aren't feminists. These are misandrist.
47:47
I love this, dude. And you know women are going
47:49
to be mad hearing this, but there's a truth to
47:52
it. They're crazy. They're out of control. They
47:55
have raging daddy issues. It's not all women,
47:58
just the ones that are misandrist. And we have
48:01
to... Know the definition and the difference
48:04
between these two. Well, especially like, I won't
48:08
let this clip play, but especially the women
48:10
that want equal rights, but then they get like
48:13
30 days in jail and a man will get like forever
48:16
and ever. Yeah. Sandra is someone that hates
48:20
men. And feminism, a feminist is someone that
48:25
is fighting for rights for women. Hell yeah.
48:29
And like, We are not addressing that. Not at
48:35
all. Enough, you know? And, you know, don't get
48:39
me started on liberal women and Lindsey Clancy.
48:42
Oh, yeah, all the crazy women. It's sad with
48:46
her. And this, bro, it's 2026, man. We got to,
48:50
as men, we have to understand that if you're
48:55
trying to get married, bro, like, it's kind of,
48:57
that's a hard... Especially when they're not
49:00
loyal. Because that's a traditional, that's more
49:06
of a traditional, you know, act. Yeah, and the
49:12
problem is these traditions are dying in the
49:15
club. And these women are very modern, you know?
49:20
Oh yeah, they're very modern. And if you can't,
49:25
you can't really, if she's traditional, Then,
49:29
yes, you can do traditional things with a traditional
49:32
woman, but if you are with a modern woman, why
49:37
would you try to apply a traditional thing to
49:39
a modern person, you know? Oh, yeah. I think
49:45
about that a lot, and he's the one that said
49:48
it. This isn't a, this isn't, that person isn't
49:51
what this traditional thing is meant for. I love
49:56
you, Shadrach. There is Shadrach with his voicemail.
50:04
Now, here's the deal. Usually we begin the show
50:11
by playing Every Day My Weekend by DJ Yonk. But
50:15
since we just talked about Shadrach, here is
50:22
Shadrach and Pharaoh Kelly. Both listeners of
50:26
this very show. I used to smoke with them. Here
50:30
they are with Man Down. We'll be right back and
50:33
then we'll get high. We also need to be affectionate.
51:01
And you can see that with Barack and Michelle
51:04
as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
51:07
even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen
51:13
was so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's
51:16
what real women need. Cussing! Cussing! Stop
51:21
cussing! It looks like you went and got a b****
51:24
job. On the iPad screen, whatever the case might
51:26
be, in your hand, in a sock, in a whatever. Like,
51:29
thank you. But also, I would love to be... I'm
51:32
getting railed, but... Use bucket loads of lube.
51:35
If you think you have enough lube, double it.
51:37
As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
51:39
to this next song, you can skip over it. But
51:42
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
51:45
so stick around, folks. Oh, yeah, let me press
51:47
this button right here. Don't worry, Fresno.
51:51
Hoppy Hour will be right back. Niggas don't know
52:02
how hard it fucking took. How hard it fucking
52:06
took me to get here. Even to fucking record this
52:12
song. It's like shit was going against me. You
52:17
think I give a fuck about none of that shit?
52:20
Hell no. Them shots fire. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
52:30
Them shots fire. Run up on a nigga and he drop.
52:33
That's a man down. Man down. That's a man down.
52:36
Man down. That's a man down. Run up on a nigga
52:39
like. Them shots fire. Them shots fire. Yeah,
52:44
yeah, yeah. Them shots fire. Run up on a nigga,
52:46
then he... That's a man down. That's a man down.
52:51
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a man down. They call
52:54
me Swizzy, nigga. I'm Swizzy. Cause that's my
52:56
nickname. I mark this rap game. And call that
52:59
shit stain. These lames ain't shit, nigga. Although
53:03
they shit lame. I'm saying fuck these hoes. And
53:06
then your bitch came. But I might get her name.
53:09
I know she'll let me. And we can kick it, girl,
53:13
and call that Jet Li I'll beat that pussy up,
53:17
that's what's my bet, G And now I gave her another
53:20
reason to say nobody hit it like this L -type
53:22
of shows, L -type of clothes, L -type of ass
53:24
bring, L -type of hoes Tell all my haters, go
53:27
on, they was diggin' If they ain't learn my L
53:29
-type of flows, L -type of grind Money on my
53:31
mind, you can find me in the lab workin' like
53:32
overtime Nobody ever hit the track like me Shat
53:35
on the beat and you know that's heat, nigga Run
53:37
up on that nigga like pop Them shots fast Them
53:42
shots fire. Yeah, yeah, yeah, them shots fire.
53:44
Run up on a nigga and he drop. That's a man down.
53:49
That's a man down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a
53:51
man down. Run up on a nigga like pow, pow. Them
53:55
shots fire. Them shots fire. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
53:58
them shots fire. Run up on a nigga and he drop.
54:01
Yeah. That's a man down. That's a man down. Yeah,
54:05
yeah, yeah. That's a man down. Funny how friendship
54:09
often turn to hatred. When they see you doing
54:12
bad, they won't help you make it. I don't leave
54:15
my life to chance. I go out and take it. That's
54:18
why I gotta make it. That's why I gotta make
54:21
it. All my haters get no recognition. I remember
54:26
when niggas ain't had no pot to piss in. My opposition
54:30
is usually We'll be right back. That's a man
55:01
down. That's a man down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's
55:05
a man down. Live life good, baby. Oh, yeah. Fuck
55:13
all my haters. I know I'm screaming fuck all
55:16
mine. Nigga shit. Shad, we got to shine. You
55:19
feel me? Hey. That's real nigga. And that's how
55:24
you kill it. That's how you kill it. If you didn't
55:26
know. Nigga. Bitch. Hoppy in the booth, mic hot
55:46
Smoke talk, rhyme, Hoppy radio Let the whole
55:49
block walk Turn the page slow, let the night
55:51
get loose Hoppy's homies in the back, got the
55:53
room on cruise Stepping through the static, got
55:56
the beat on fire Every clip in the timeline,
55:58
climbing up higher Roll it up, pass that grin
56:01
Let the whole night spin Camera on, don't blink
56:06
We go hard in the blink Gettin' high with Hoppy
56:10
Gettin' high with Hoppy Hoppy's homies say it
56:15
loud, flyin' Hoppy radio Hold that ground, yeah
56:18
Gettin' high with Hoppy Gettin' high with Hoppy
56:22
Flip it, flip it, post it, run it back You know
56:26
this friggin' drill. Alright, here's how we're
56:30
gonna do this. If you... Alright, listen. And
56:40
you got some marijuana allegedly next to you.
56:45
Alright, let's do it. But first... All right,
57:01
here's how we're going to do this. You got your
57:09
blunt, your bong, your joint, your vape, your
57:13
pen, whatever the hell you have in the club.
57:19
Let's do this. We're going to have a late night
57:23
drive by handbooking. That is. Oh, sure. I got
57:30
it. Whatever. I know what you mean. I could do
57:36
this all day. Meow. All right. I need to get
57:41
stoned. I'm being too normal. This is not normal,
57:44
but you know what I mean. Here's my little ladder.
57:48
Hear that? Hear that in the club? And now I got
57:54
to get it out of there. Out of the package. These
57:59
packages are always hard to get open because
58:00
I think they want to make it hard for kids. And
58:03
then you pop the tube. Woo -hoo! All the sound
58:06
effects are happening. And now I got to sneeze.
58:09
Oh, Lord, this is so professional. Yeah, it's
58:22
always September, October, October. I start getting
58:25
the sneezes, bro. Oh, all right, man. I really
58:31
need to get high. All right. Grab whatever you
58:34
have and let's do it. That snort was from the
58:39
sniffles, not cocaine. Oh, yeah. I'm starting
58:51
to feel it already. Hey, Alexa, would you want
58:54
some marijuana? Wow, she denied me. Alexa, I
59:03
said, would you want some marijuana? That's not
59:08
something I can help with. Ah, you can't help
59:11
me with much. All right, let's take another hit.
59:21
You know, right now. Oh, yeah. I'll leave that
59:28
right there to burn a little bit. Even tomorrow.
59:35
Oh, what's going on tomorrow? Is it too late?
59:43
Oh, what's going on? Yeah, what's going on tomorrow?
59:50
Is it time for the beat drop? It's too late.
1:00:14
Oh, yeah. If you are listening in Fresno, it
1:00:17
is currently 9 a .m. If you're listening, you're
1:00:22
probably late to work. How do I know that? Because
1:00:27
I'm pre -recording. I had 35 minutes to best
1:00:31
of, and then, you know, this right here. Oh,
1:00:36
what is it? I did it. All right, enough of that.
1:00:50
Today's one of those days you should never, ever
1:00:53
take my show seriously. But specifically today.
1:00:58
Today's one of those days that we're just laughing
1:01:01
and romantic. Let's see what's going on on Instagram,
1:01:08
dude. Oh, yeah. Diddy's ex -staffers get a new
1:01:13
job at Usher. These former staffers have landed
1:01:17
new gigs on Usher and Chris Brown's R &B tour
1:01:20
while Diddy is in prison. I need to figure out
1:01:22
a way to finagle some tickets in the club. I
1:01:26
really want to go. The problem, though, when
1:01:29
you see Chris Brown live, the problem when you
1:01:32
see Breezy, is the fact that they have this thing
1:01:38
that goes on where, how do I word it? Oh, yeah,
1:01:42
they do 30 seconds of a song. According to Rolling
1:01:44
Stone, Diddy's former chief of staff, Christina
1:01:47
Coram, a personal assistant who was mentioned
1:01:50
multiple times at his trial, and a photographer
1:01:52
who worked with Diddy on a documentary just before
1:01:55
his arrest, were all hired for various roles
1:01:57
on the R &B tour. Oh, yeah, I predict Diddy will
1:02:00
probably go on a tour to pay off some of those
1:02:03
bills. We'll talk about Adam 22 versus Christiane
1:02:10
real quick. Yeah, I don't think Jason Lee will
1:02:14
be inviting him back. The politician in him probably
1:02:18
did not like what that alone said. Or what he,
1:02:26
yeah, what Adam 22 said about Christian. What's
1:02:29
going on here? Who the hell thought it was a
1:02:32
good idea to ever let men speak? All right, honey.
1:02:52
That's like when I started to realize that I
1:02:55
liked anal. Like, when I would, like... You'd
1:02:57
masturbate while shitting and your ass feels
1:03:00
good. All right, man. I'm telling you, like,
1:03:04
I do this thing where I'm dirty on here and I
1:03:07
know some program directors freak out about it.
1:03:10
But, man, that is even a little too crass for
1:03:13
me, Dan. That is just... If you want to hear
1:03:16
that content, go to Rover's Morning Glory. Ah,
1:03:21
here is Mia Khalifa talking about that infamous
1:03:24
hijab gangbang scene. The turning point, of course,
1:03:28
was when I did the hijab scene, the scene in
1:03:31
wearing the, this is bad, the hijab scene, the
1:03:35
scene in wearing the hijab. That is when the
1:03:42
ISIS death threats came in. Yeah, that can't
1:03:47
be a fun one. ISIS is after you. News broke out
1:03:52
globally, not just in America. It was picked
1:03:55
up by CNN. Newsweek did a cover story. Not a
1:04:00
cover story. She knows every news source that
1:04:03
threw her under the bus, even though we all watched
1:04:06
it. Huge profile on it. USA Today. Alright, we
1:04:11
hit the point then. Here's Obama talking about
1:04:16
the problems we have. Getting younger voices
1:04:20
out there, giving them platforms, I think is
1:04:23
really important. Identifying this generations
1:04:27
of leaders as opposed to past generations of
1:04:30
leaders, this generation of thinkers, rather
1:04:33
than those who still have a lot of wisdom, but
1:04:37
are not as attuned to the moment. Because I think
1:04:43
that we, one of the challenges we face globally
1:04:51
is old men clinging to power. And they're afraid.
1:05:05
Hell yeah. Hell yeah. He deserves to bang a side
1:05:10
chick for saying something like that. I love
1:05:16
the long clapping. It's like listening to an
1:05:17
old clip of the Letterman show. I say men very...
1:05:20
That's because Letterman was never funny. He
1:05:22
would have a punchline and be like... Be like,
1:05:26
I cheated on my wife. I banged the intern. What
1:05:37
else is going on, Barry? Deliberately. They're
1:05:40
afraid of irrelevance and death. And this has
1:05:44
been a... I feel like Obama's starting to talk
1:05:49
about himself. Because there's a comment here.
1:05:50
It says, this is the guy who was claiming to
1:05:51
his former power. Yeah. I like this song. He
1:05:59
seems to live above the pole. Are his bowels
1:06:03
irritable? Don't worry. He is fapping. It's a
1:06:11
song about jerking off on the toilet seat when
1:06:13
you're married. Here's Drewski talking about
1:06:16
how Drake changed his life. The thing that changed
1:06:18
my life at the time was Drake calling for...
1:06:25
I thought it was dressing up as white people.
1:06:26
The Laugh Now, Cry Later music video. Whatever.
1:06:29
Everything shifted after that because brands
1:06:32
started to take me seriously. It wasn't no more
1:06:34
sending free merch and... Oh, you get this, or
1:06:37
we'll bring you out to this event, and we just
1:06:39
want your appearance, and you can get in free.
1:06:41
Now it's transactional with everything. Once
1:06:44
I was seen on a higher level with, you know,
1:06:49
Drake, I think at the time, it was Lil Durk.
1:06:52
Oh, yeah, Lil Durk, dude. If he gets out of prison,
1:06:55
he is going to have a comeback for days. Oldest
1:07:01
Fortnite player, 70 -year -old Scottish Fortnite
1:07:03
streamer. Her name's Kath Bowie. She's out in
1:07:08
Scotland, obviously. Known as Grumpy Grand 1948.
1:07:11
Was recognized as the oldest Fortnite player.
1:07:15
I love the community. I love talking to people.
1:07:19
I chat all the time. Here's A .I. Seinfeld. George
1:07:28
falls for an A .I. scam. Look at this, Jerry.
1:07:31
We've been talking for three days. Perfection.
1:07:33
George, that's an AI. You're being catfished
1:07:36
by an algorithm. You're just jealous. My AI girlfriend
1:07:41
dumped me. I told you not to try Kramer's prompts
1:07:44
on her. He said it would make her token efficient.
1:07:50
How much did you save? 17 cents. That is frightening,
1:07:57
dude. And then we got this. Stop giving girlfriend
1:08:03
treatment to someone that's not your girlfriend.
1:08:06
Listen to me. Yeah! Men do this way too much.
1:08:10
If you want to have an... Because you know girls
1:08:12
aren't doing it. The guy's giving them boyfriend
1:08:14
material stuff. actual shot at a relationship
1:08:17
with her you need to take her off of that 12
1:08:19
foot pedestal and remember that she takes a poop
1:08:22
in the morning while you're thinking about her
1:08:24
she's just going at it in the toilet and show
1:08:27
her that you know your value because you know
1:08:29
they really go at it on the toilet why do i say
1:08:33
that disgusting line um because they only go
1:08:36
like once a day we go like nine times a day it
1:08:40
just kind of humbles you This is how you get
1:08:44
her obsessed with you and not the reverse. If
1:08:47
you find yourself thinking about her all day,
1:08:50
worried about certain situations, trying to play
1:08:54
out what you should do if she's pulling away
1:08:56
or not wanting to hang out as much or whatever
1:08:59
she's doing that's making you feel this anxious
1:09:01
feeling inside, it's triggering something. That's
1:09:05
not real love. That's not a love response. That's
1:09:09
a trauma response. Oh yeah, we all have trauma,
1:09:12
honey. What's going on? I've got to be honest
1:09:16
with you. There's one thing I do want to ask.
1:09:18
Would you spend the same amount of money if I
1:09:20
got it cut off? You know what? I kind of like
1:09:24
it the way you are. That's a trans woman. God
1:09:30
bless you if you're into trans. I'm just not
1:09:33
into it. Here's a clip from Lisa and talking
1:09:36
about the Kardashians. Rob Kardashian and I became
1:09:39
friends working out together at Ethan Hawks.
1:09:41
Oh, yeah. You know, he was checking out that
1:09:43
ass the whole time. But he was super cute and
1:09:46
young. You thought there was some lesbian. Super
1:09:48
quirky. What? She's hot enough. You said it.
1:09:51
Sure, sure. I thought it was Kendall. All right.
1:09:54
What a terrible podcast. So they worked out together.
1:09:57
Here's an OnlyFans conspiracy. How many people
1:10:00
do you know subscribe to OnlyFans? Because I
1:10:02
know zero and plenty of people have. I think
1:10:04
you would be surprised who actually does. Come
1:10:06
up and admitted they watch porn with no issue
1:10:09
at all. But when it comes to OnlyFans, I haven't
1:10:10
met a single person that has admitted that they
1:10:13
watch and subscribe to that stuff. Have you talked
1:10:16
to a single man? In Largo, Florida. So what if,
1:10:20
and by the way, I have zero proof for this at
1:10:22
all, but what if this was a foreign entity or
1:10:24
maybe domestic terrorism? All right, it's not
1:10:26
that fucking deep, dude. It's people jerking
1:10:28
off. Mm -hmm. I don't like when a woman moves
1:10:31
on and she sees her ex treating another woman,
1:10:33
the next woman, better, and she's just like,
1:10:35
oh, just wait and see. Wait and see for what?
1:10:38
Get out of here if you're so over the man and
1:10:40
you weren't talking about it. What you chose
1:10:43
for yourself is not what another woman's going
1:10:46
to choose for herself. All right. Would you want
1:10:52
your kids to be paid to attend class? That's
1:10:55
essentially what the Detroit Public School District
1:10:57
is doing by expanding its Perfect Attendance
1:10:59
Pays program. The program pays high schoolers
1:11:02
$100 a week for perfect attendance during designated
1:11:05
periods. Starting this fall, middle schoolers
1:11:07
will receive $50 for perfect attendance. Nearly
1:11:10
$14 million of the district's budget is... So
1:11:14
that's what's happening in Detroit. You know,
1:11:19
that's just all the good things happening there.
1:11:22
Here's Emmanuel Ferreira, who's a very good porn
1:11:27
star. Why do I say that? Because he doesn't make
1:11:32
it about him. Guys like Adam 22 have to, when
1:11:35
it's on POV, they have to reverse the camera
1:11:38
and we got to see his ugly ass face. You know
1:11:42
what they do? They, I don't do that. They just
1:11:47
go to Powtown and we all enjoy it. Uh -huh. So
1:11:53
here's Manuel Ferreira saying he spent his first
1:11:56
year in porn not being paid. Because I was still
1:12:00
nervous, but turned on by the girls. Your first
1:12:02
scene. And I did it. How was the money back then?
1:12:06
So the first year in porn, I didn't know male
1:12:10
performers were getting paid. He doesn't want
1:12:15
to get laid. So I was just showing up to fuck
1:12:20
girls. Hell yeah! Did they pay you though? No,
1:12:25
they didn't pay me. That's freaking awesome.
1:12:31
And then one day I show up to a new director
1:12:37
that hired me and I showed up and then at the
1:12:40
end of the scene he gave me back then 500 francs
1:12:43
which is today the equivalent of 80 bucks. Okay,
1:12:46
yeah. And I was like, what's that? He's like,
1:12:48
well... That's the money for you? And I was like,
1:12:51
wait, what? That's pretty awesome. He never got
1:12:55
paid before. I could see it in his eyes. He was
1:12:57
like, oh, damn. He's like, why did I pay this
1:12:59
guy? Oh, yeah, that guy's as dumb as a box. Women
1:13:07
don't even know how to treat men because they
1:13:09
were never taught how. Boys grew up being trained
1:13:11
from day one. Be a gentleman. Open the door.
1:13:14
Protect her. Provide for her. We're so separated.
1:13:19
We just need to bang. Here's a weird girl. If
1:13:27
dating a trans girl is gay, then why don't gay
1:13:31
guys date me? It's a trans girl that's very pretty,
1:13:36
and I'll admit it, I would not have known she's
1:13:38
trans. Because, honestly, if gay guys weren't
1:13:43
into me, I wouldn't... If I saw her in the club
1:13:46
and I heard that voice, I'd be like, oh, yeah,
1:13:48
you are so trans. It's fine, it's just not what
1:13:51
I'm into. I have a problem with that. All right,
1:13:54
man. I feel bad for trans people. I saw her going
1:13:57
on the Rochester, New York radio. Mm -hmm. That
1:14:01
there was a trans woman, man or woman, who went
1:14:04
to a coffee shop and she felt like everybody
1:14:06
was staring at her. And listen, I find all human
1:14:10
beings to be beautiful. I'm not saying that to
1:14:12
sound woke. I don't give a shit what you're saying.
1:14:14
But she was one of those trans girls that you
1:14:17
were like, dude, that's formally a guy. There's
1:14:21
some of them that like, you can't tell until
1:14:23
you notice the Adam's apple. Don't wear her,
1:14:27
dude. Don't. It was all a little different. All
1:14:32
right. What's going on here? I am literally so
1:14:36
happy I started paying attention. I would never
1:14:38
want to be affiliated with the left, ever, ever.
1:14:40
I don't want to be affiliated with you. You're
1:14:42
dumb. Oh, yeah. What's going on with Manuel Ferreira
1:14:46
talking about what it was like in porn in 1997?
1:14:49
Over 50, right? In a month. Oh, yeah. So it's
1:14:52
funny because my first trip in Eastern Europe
1:14:55
started in porn. A long, long time. Really? 1997.
1:15:00
Wow. This is my 29th year, sorry. Yeah, 29th
1:15:04
decade. And my first trip in Eastern Europe,
1:15:06
it was for a little French production company,
1:15:09
and they took two guys. Yeah. Supposed to do
1:15:13
two scenes each every day. Unfortunately, they
1:15:19
brought two guys without really knowing if they
1:15:22
were that good. Yeah. And the other guy ended
1:15:24
up being... not a good performer yeah so but
1:15:29
back in the days I was like 21 22 years old I
1:15:32
could fuck all day dude I was a machine really
1:15:35
so I ended up doing every day my two sins plus
1:15:41
all the scenes he would fail at, which was pretty
1:15:43
much every. Oh, wow. They would call you in.
1:15:46
You were like on call. Yeah, I was there on location.
1:15:48
Yeah. And this was in France. That was my first
1:15:51
trip was in Czech Republic. Oh, French, you know?
1:15:54
Yeah. And so. He's just getting laid a lot. I
1:16:01
try to make this porn star hour. Here's a dating
1:16:03
expert. One of the things women look for in all
1:16:06
men, and this is important for any guy who's
1:16:08
like, hey, I want to attract high quality women,
1:16:11
is you need to be high status. Oh, yeah. That's
1:16:14
the problem with modern day women. They're not
1:16:18
about to grind. Not at all. Here is. dj academics
1:16:26
responding to akash singhi that whatever the
1:16:29
guy's name is who used to be on the flagrant
1:16:31
podcast with andrew schultz lifestyle or whatever
1:16:34
responding to his wife is an annoying broad lifestyle
1:16:37
or whatever it's so selfish and do you see how
1:16:40
these people are this is what i said in almost
1:16:42
every video how she's saying this other person
1:16:44
this person i trusted this person they do not
1:16:46
have the balls to say people's names they oh
1:16:57
All right. Yo, Kosh, man. Maybe it's your religion
1:17:06
or whatever it is, man. You got to watch some
1:17:10
blue face and really get this chicken check,
1:17:12
man. Oh, yeah. Bro, by now, you should have told
1:17:18
her, shut the fuck up. Like, literally, shut
1:17:23
the fuck up. Yeah, she's annoying. God, you know
1:17:27
the argument, so. Here's Blueface's mom speaking
1:17:30
of Blueface. Young boy got his mama teeth done.
1:17:34
Rick Ross got Tia teeth done. And Black China
1:17:42
ain't did shit for her mama's teeth. Alright,
1:17:45
yeah, she got raggedy teeth. Blueface's mom.
1:17:51
Alright, yeah. Alright. So, we got this before
1:17:55
we get to something else. Guys, every single.
1:17:57
Which that could be the way you describe happy
1:17:59
hour. We got this before this. You know what
1:18:02
I mean? Guys, every single one of you has been
1:18:05
in a relationship and don't tell me you haven't
1:18:06
because I know you have. Where you're like, what
1:18:09
does she want me to just read her mind? Well,
1:18:11
yes, they do. And it's really hard because you
1:18:14
usually guess wrong. Melania Giudice is getting
1:18:22
professional help after freaking out at an airport
1:18:24
in the club. Well, not in the club. That's just
1:18:28
my saying for everything. Okay. So, Adam 22 made
1:18:35
some comments about Chrissy on Rock, and we'll
1:18:42
play it again. How am I addressing this? Right
1:18:46
here. We're going to play it. 8 -5 -6. 49 Hopping.
1:18:49
That's 856 -494 -6773. He was on the Jason Lee
1:18:55
podcast and said this. I believe Krishan should
1:19:03
be in prison. Why? Because she did drugs and
1:19:06
drank while she was pregnant and then the baby
1:19:08
came out the way the baby came out. I'm going
1:19:10
to say allegedly. I got no desire. Yeah, Jason
1:19:13
Lee didn't like that. Sure, allegedly. I have
1:19:15
no desire to talk shit about a kid. But what
1:19:18
she did to that baby, she's got to be the absolute
1:19:23
lowest of the low scum. Man, when Adam 22 is
1:19:26
right about you, that ain't good. The earth when
1:19:28
it comes to this culture. So there's that. And
1:19:31
then here's Christiane responding on her terrible
1:19:33
stream, looking all raggedy. My son is not diagnosed
1:19:40
with FAS. Well, just because he's not diagnosed
1:19:44
with it doesn't mean that you drinking and doing
1:19:46
drugs. didn't, you know, help. Well, you're also
1:19:58
rich and famous, so you could have, you know,
1:19:59
gotten away with it. Yeah, I mean, I think if
1:20:06
you were just another woman in South St. Pete,
1:20:08
it'd be a little different. But you're Chrissy
1:20:10
on rock. What's going on? Go home. If you cause
1:20:17
certain things to your kid, it is crazy because
1:20:22
people are trying to say certain things. Yeah,
1:20:25
you know, like you're streaming all day and not
1:20:27
taking care of your kid. Probably have nannies
1:20:30
for days. So I can tell my, like, so I'll be
1:20:35
like forced to, forced to. She's just saying
1:20:40
a bunch of nothing because he called her out.
1:20:44
Tell y 'all. Because you're dumb. My son's. I'm
1:20:52
telling you, you probably think my computer's
1:20:55
buffering. That's just her thinking of what to
1:20:56
say because he's a scolder ass. Forced to tell
1:21:00
y 'all my son's business. All right, so there's
1:21:03
that. And then here is some more. Like, the reason
1:21:08
why I don't say anything about. What's actually
1:21:12
happening to my kid because I don't, I don't,
1:21:17
I protect his business. Well, that's a good thing.
1:21:21
But one thing about it. Man, she sounds really
1:21:25
sad. I kind of almost feel bad. Yeah, he's not
1:21:31
diagnosed with. All right, we know that. And
1:21:34
I guess she's supposedly taking legal action.
1:21:37
and that was supposed to be in the clip, but
1:21:39
it was not. But here's Adam 22 responding to
1:21:41
it with a selfie video in his backyard. Hey,
1:21:44
shout out to all the Sean Rock super fans out
1:21:46
there defending this piece of shit. I feel so
1:21:50
free. Because you're a loser and you're letting
1:21:52
your wife get banged out in the club. Spoken
1:21:57
about what a piece of shit this girl is so many
1:22:00
times. I've been totally honest with the world
1:22:03
about the fact that I think what she did to me.
1:22:05
You're not honest with the world. You're a weird
1:22:06
dude with a lot of skeletons. And you blocked
1:22:09
me because you're a bitch. That baby is abhorrent.
1:22:13
And I did say allegedly, does the baby actually
1:22:15
have fetal alcohol syndrome? You didn't say allegedly.
1:22:17
Jason Lee then said allegedly. Exactly no. So
1:22:22
now you're lying though, I said. All I'm saying
1:22:25
is that I saw clips of Krishan. Clips, you know
1:22:27
what I'm talking about. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
1:22:29
yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Shut up. Drinking and smoking
1:22:32
and treating her body like a local pool hall.
1:22:34
Oh yeah. That ain't good. Throughout the duration
1:22:38
of that baby's incubation. That ain't good, dude.
1:22:42
She's just getting trained. And that to me is
1:22:45
disgusting. You know, I... Man, when Adam 22
1:22:48
finds you disgusting, you're like really disgusting.
1:22:51
Why? Because he's disgusting. I saw my wife throughout
1:22:56
the entire pregnancy sitting there on Google
1:22:59
looking up every single possible thing. My wife
1:23:02
loves coffee. Yeah, lean into the plug line or
1:23:05
whatever it is. She seems a little more responsible.
1:23:07
All of a sudden drinking like 20 % as much coffee
1:23:10
as she used to drink because she was pregnant,
1:23:11
because she cared about the baby. All right,
1:23:14
Adam, man. That is just a case of two freaking
1:23:17
mutants. We also need to be affectionate. And
1:23:45
you can see that with Barack and Michelle as
1:23:48
well. They do a lot of touching, kissing, even
1:23:51
fisting. The semen was so big. It's not lacking
1:23:59
any meat. And that's what real women need. Stop
1:24:05
cussing. It looks like you went and got a job
1:24:08
on the iPad screen, whatever the case might be
1:24:11
in your hand and a sock and a whatever. Like,
1:24:13
thank you. But also I would love to be. I'm getting
1:24:16
railed, but... Use bucket loads of lube. If you
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think you have enough lube, double it. As a reminder,
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ball, man, I ball every day. Every day, my weekend.
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We gon' ball, we gon' ball every day. Man, every
1:25:04
day, my weekend. Hoes, I be freaking. I ain't
1:25:08
but a trout, literally. Okay. Nigga, I'm just
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light -skinned. I ain't Puerto Rican. Michael
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Jackson, PC. My eyes still like his boots, man.
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That's what it, I'm amazing. Come out with partagin'.
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Bitch, I'm the boss, so they think that I'm a
1:25:22
raven. Yeah, I'm tokin' like the Taliban. Two's
1:25:25
from a garrison. One of my cards, it's so hard.
1:25:28
Don't stop, no bitch, I land. And all this ain't
1:25:31
juice, man, but I'm on that juice, man. Give
1:25:33
me five bottles of that goose, I get a loose
1:25:36
man. For real. Baby, you can't do that on my
1:25:39
hands, baby I do this shit every day, ballin'
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to my plan Yeah, ballin' is my nine -to -five,
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mean it's good that you alive You don't want
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this kind of beat, you will get in touch with
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mine Hurses to the verses, nigga, you just sweet
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like Hershey's We been in between ya, girl, five,
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eight, you know I fuck with butch, overdosing
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on the strong, rolling quarters of the cook,
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club Miami Saturday, girls the baddest in my
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book, I just won't write on end, why you lame
1:27:25
niggas look, hey, even on a Sunday, I don't take
1:27:28
a day, y 'all was clubbing in that station, and
1:27:31
my nigga, you ain't alone, she can see the insides,
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first they take they shirt off, second when they
1:27:37
hear our songs, then they take they skirts off,
1:27:39
third she gonna serve us, Nigga, I'm a cash cow
1:27:49
Every day, my weekend, livin' life on a fastball
1:27:52
Every day, my weekend, man, I ball, man, I ball
1:27:57
every night Every day, my weekend, we gon' ball,
1:28:02
we gon' ball every night All right, that's getting
1:28:32
annoying. All righty, let's see what we have.
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All right, here with this button that we're going
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to press right here. Hey, what's up? It's DJ
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you. I love when people add the radio legend
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part. It boosts my ego. The show you secretly
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listen to, and that includes you, Mike Colta.
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Stocking my pages. Whatever. Anyway, back to
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Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Welcome to Hoppy
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Hour. And now for something completely different.
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Door is closing. The other stations are tuned
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live. Spittin' flames on the royals, watch them
1:30:31
squirm and dive. Prince Andrew creepin' Epstein's
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ghost in the air. Royal bloodline dirty, but
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they actin' on fair. Megan playin' victim, spotlight
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a game. Got the crown shook, can't handle the
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flame. Napo babies flexin', silver spoons in
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they fists. Bahoppy call it foul, they can't
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duck from the disc. Happy hour, truth bombs.
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Oh yeah! There's no crowns, no rules. Royal family
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about a segment called Royal Family News on Hoppy
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Hour with Ryan Hoppy would get the girls to take
1:31:02
off their clothes? Well, that's a bold strategy,
1:31:06
Ryan. I'd say your celebrity news angle has potential,
1:31:09
but maybe keep the focus on the royal family
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drama rather than the wardrobe changes. Alexa,
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if you want a girl to get naked, what's the word?
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What do you say to a girl? What's the sentence
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy. 8 -5 -6
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.com Oh yeah. Sure. I got it. Whatever. Oh, yeah.
1:32:32
Let me text Hammer and Hank real quick. He's
1:32:34
driving me nuts. So he always talks about all
1:32:36
these things he wants. Yeah, he doesn't hit up
1:32:38
anybody at iHeart. Hammer and Hank, you know
1:32:45
so many people at iHeart. Hit them up. All right,
1:33:08
let's see what's going on with TMZ. Today on
1:33:15
TMZ. Well, we now have the answer about why Dolly
1:33:19
Parton's nephew was fired. Oh, yeah. You know,
1:33:23
they pied in on him. He's a killer by his own
1:33:25
admission. Dolly's manager says that he's making
1:33:27
a ton of crazy comments. Yay! Probably misses
1:33:31
his big boob dance. One of the alleged quotes
1:33:34
was, I just sold $29 million worth of ammo to
1:33:38
Haiti. I'm not an entertainment person. I'm a
1:33:40
killer. But the allegation, his... Oh yeah, I'll
1:33:43
get the fuck away from him too. His own statement
1:33:45
that he provides guns and weaponry to Haiti,
1:33:47
that's enough to not be in charge of security.
1:33:49
Or you just say, this is what Dolly wanted. Books
1:33:51
for children, guns for Haiti. Ha ha ha ha! The
1:33:57
Greenville Medical Examiner released the full
1:33:59
investigative. Oh, yeah. This is the most exciting
1:34:03
thing to ever come out of Greenville. Report
1:34:05
into Hayden Pantier's death. They spoke to Brian
1:34:08
and she had actually just gone to rehab. They
1:34:11
found pills that tested. Rehab. No, no, no. Yeah,
1:34:17
what do we have? No, no, no. Or however that
1:34:20
song went. Positive for fentanyl. They also found
1:34:24
a white substance in one of her bags that also
1:34:27
tested positive for fentanyl. So she got out
1:34:29
of rehab, but all those things travel with her
1:34:32
right after rehab. Yay! That's not good. Justin
1:34:37
Bieber. Oh, it's hand -on. At MacArthur Park.
1:34:40
Just perfect. Hanging out with the homies at
1:34:44
the park. I don't think that's a bad point there
1:35:01
by that guy on T -M -A -Z. Happy Hot Topic! Simon
1:35:08
Cowell watched America's Got Talent crown its
1:35:11
latest winner from home. Yeah, man. He is just
1:35:15
such a piece of garbage. Banging his buddy's
1:35:19
wife on their bum. That and this, dude. Is there
1:35:23
anything good about you? Though the executive
1:35:26
producer had to miss the end of season 21 while
1:35:28
recovering from back surgery. He looks ridiculous.
1:35:31
I don't even want to look at him. I'm so stoned.
1:35:33
He's so creepy looking with his little small
1:35:36
head. That's the problem with his zen because
1:35:38
he gives people small hands. Oh, what's going
1:35:45
on with Madonna? It was very emotional. Even
1:35:47
Madonna needs a little help expressing herself
1:35:50
sometimes. And this time she's doing it with
1:35:53
her daughter, Lourdes Leon. The icon and the
1:35:56
29 -year -old open up about collaborating on
1:35:59
their song, The Test. All right, so then we had
1:36:02
a new song. I'm going to actually call my friend
1:36:03
Phillip. He's a very handsome gay man. That sounds
1:36:08
very strange to say, but he's a pretty boy. He
1:36:11
does everything in the club. I was texting him
1:36:14
last night, and he is a diehard Madonna fan,
1:36:19
bro. We can't make this way too long of a call
1:36:23
because the last two calls were like 35 minutes,
1:36:26
and I called Tony Mazur, my former news anchor.
1:36:30
Ryan Risky. Let's see if he picks up. This is
1:36:35
how you know if the calls are real or not. Hi,
1:36:44
if you record your name and reason for calling,
1:36:46
I'll see if this person is available. Hey, Phillip
1:36:54
Walker, it's Ryan Hoppy. I would love to talk
1:36:57
to you for a minute on my podcast about Madonna.
1:37:07
Oh, wow, he's all professional. Wow, this is
1:37:09
gangster. This is awesome. This is the strangest
1:37:17
show ever, isn't it? I like this music, dude.
1:37:22
It gives me a panic attack. Isn't it great? I'm
1:37:26
sorry, this person is not available. If you would
1:37:31
like to leave an additional message... Please
1:37:33
reply after the tone. Hey, Phillip Walker. It's
1:37:37
Ryan Hoppy of the Hoppy Hour. We usually hang
1:37:39
out at Kevin Barr's. Madonna released new music
1:37:42
and she's repairing her relationship with her
1:37:44
daughter. I was wondering if you had five minutes
1:37:47
of your time to talk about it. So this number
1:37:48
that you probably thought was a spam call. Well,
1:37:51
I am to spam calls of podcasting, so it makes
1:37:54
sense. There you go. We'll get the phone line
1:37:58
open. That was my war of the roses. No! Yeah.
1:38:07
We already talked about Madonna. Let's see what
1:38:10
we have here. God was watching that. 100%. Oh,
1:38:15
my Lord. It's Joe Jonas talking about it. God's
1:38:20
not real, okay? What about the kids getting raped
1:38:21
in Gary, Indiana? There's God on their side.
1:38:24
Shut the fuck up. Do you want to mention what
1:38:28
you asked Craig during the... I asked him if
1:38:30
you'd do the shot. Yeah, so I guess this hot
1:38:34
-ass reporter, Dylan Dreyer, asked him if he's
1:38:39
on the shot. And listen, if you're going to take
1:38:41
the shot, you can't take offense to people. Ask
1:38:44
him. If you take the shot, because then you're
1:38:46
just showing that you're insecure and lazy. You
1:38:50
asked if I was on the shot. I did. Some surprises
1:38:53
that I... Yeah, Craig Melvin seems like one of
1:38:55
those guys that you just don't really want to
1:38:57
be around. Probably I wasn't fully prepared for.
1:39:00
Yeah, today's show anchor, Craig Melvin, caught
1:39:03
off guard by co -host Dylan Dryers. Why is it
1:39:06
always the girls named Dylan that are freaking
1:39:07
hot? personal question about his slimmed down
1:39:12
figure you thought i was being judgy i was literally
1:39:14
just asking because i feel like everyone i know
1:39:16
is on it yeah he took it way too seriously because
1:39:20
he is really on it if it has maybe craig should
1:39:23
be on the shop you just gotta roll with it Yeah,
1:39:25
he is a little sensitive, dude. Get over yourself,
1:39:28
bud. You're not that important. You're on the
1:39:30
Today Show in 2026. Yeah, he takes himself too
1:39:41
seriously. You know he's one of those guys that
1:39:44
goes to like a... I don't know, a frickin'...
1:39:48
Like a steakhouse that just thinks he's above
1:39:51
air and money. Thursday's broadcast during a
1:39:54
segment about GLP -1s, you know, medically prescribed
1:39:57
injections to help with weight loss and diabetes.
1:40:00
Oh, I think I've heard of it, honey. I was hoping
1:40:02
to get the inside scoop. So apparently Dylan
1:40:05
asked Craig, point blank. All right, we already
1:40:08
experienced it. Why would you, what a dumb reporter.
1:40:11
Why would you begin the clip by playing everything
1:40:14
and then going, this is what happened. Here's
1:40:16
the clip again. Man, they're dumb. Sorry, that's
1:40:22
just idiotic. Some podcasts or morning radio
1:40:26
shows do that. They're like, in this segment,
1:40:28
this happened, and then this, and then it's like,
1:40:30
you just ruined the bed. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic!
1:40:35
jonathan taylor thomas is in hot water the home
1:40:38
oh yeah he's an annoying guy improvement star
1:40:43
facing a potential legal battle after he was
1:40:45
arrested in los angeles as a result of an altercation
1:40:50
that occurred during a traffic stop september
1:40:53
21st so that's going on now what's going on here
1:40:58
Nicholas Cage and Christian Bale look completely
1:41:00
unrecognizable in their latest movie, Transformation.
1:41:03
Can we stop saying this? Listen, I grew up playing
1:41:06
Madden, and John Madden has a certain voice that
1:41:10
almost nobody can do. It's almost one of those
1:41:12
guys that you should not make a movie about.
1:41:14
And how the hell... I don't know, is the media
1:41:18
and Hollywood trying to hypnotize us, trying
1:41:22
to convince us, but they keep saying, here's
1:41:24
the latest shot, as Nick Cage looks unrecognizable
1:41:28
as John Madden. It looks like Nick Cage dressed
1:41:32
up as John Madden. There are similarities to
1:41:35
John Madden, but this whole thing, I see Entertainment
1:41:37
Tonight, TMZ, where they say he looks unrecognizable.
1:41:41
It's like, it looks like Nicolas Cage. On September
1:41:45
20th, 24th, Prime Video releases a new trailer
1:41:47
and images of the duo's new biopic. It's literally
1:41:50
him and it's not even fat enough and for it,
1:41:53
it just doesn't look like him. Probably watch
1:41:56
the movie, but. An official synopsis of the movie
1:41:58
says that the film chronicles John Madden's incredible
1:42:01
journey alongside best friend and true original
1:42:03
Al Davis. It doesn't look like Al Davis. This
1:42:06
is one of those things you'd probably. don't
1:42:09
need to make this movie. From a Super Bowl winning
1:42:12
partnership with the Raiders to becoming football's
1:42:14
most recognizable voice to building the worldwide
1:42:17
Madden NFL video game. There you go. That's friggin'
1:42:20
right. It does not look like Nicolas Cage. I
1:42:23
mean, it does not. It looks like Nicolas Cage.
1:42:24
I'm getting confused now. What's going on with
1:42:26
Melissa McCarthy? Melissa McCarthy. Yeah. She
1:42:32
is so skinny. I wonder if it's hard for her to
1:42:35
watch old clips of Mike and Molly. By the way,
1:42:41
the way that man looks at you like he does tonight.
1:42:43
Wow. You are lucky. So handsome, doesn't he?
1:42:48
Both are stunning tonight. He's the best. This
1:42:51
is freaking nauseating. You know, this is all
1:42:55
I feel hearing about Melissa McCarthy's love
1:42:57
life. This is what I think of modern radio. What's
1:43:14
going on here? Yeah, I said it. I hurt my back
1:43:20
sitting on a toilet. Oh, yeah. Kelly Ripley was
1:43:24
taking a dump and hurt her back. PSA. She was
1:43:33
taking a shit and then hurt her back. A from
1:43:36
Kelly Ripa. You can injure your back sitting
1:43:39
on your crack. Wow, this reporter's really having
1:43:43
fun. I'm telling you, there is no secret. Whatever.
1:43:49
You take a poop and you hurt your back. That's
1:43:52
gotta be... It's like when you hurt your back
1:43:53
sleeping. Amanda Seyfried is in shock following
1:43:58
the September 23rd news that Theranos founder
1:44:00
Elizabeth Holmes would be leaving prison and
1:44:03
moving into a halfway house. Yeah, here's the
1:44:06
problem. Here's when I should have dumped my
1:44:07
ex. My ex said she was a fan of Elizabeth Holmes.
1:44:12
That ain't it, dog. In the late summer of 2027.
1:44:18
Yeah, I cannot believe she's getting out. She's
1:44:21
a pretty girl. To serve out the rest of her sentence,
1:44:24
the Mamma Mia star is weighing in, commenting
1:44:27
on an Instagram post detailing the development
1:44:29
with one simple word. Whoa. In January of 2022.
1:44:34
And that's the smartest thing she's ever said.
1:44:36
Whoa. Holmes was found guilty on three counts
1:44:39
of wire fraud and one count of conspiracy to
1:44:42
commit wire fraud relating to the. I wonder if
1:44:45
she's been scissoring in there. I wonder. If
1:44:51
she is just in there, a scissoring, you know
1:44:55
what I mean? Talking about arts and crafts, not
1:45:01
rubbing a vagina. I am very sound effect heavy.
1:45:09
We've got an important recall to tell you about.
1:45:12
What is it? A GLP -1? Our meat delivery is recalling
1:45:17
nearly 168 ,000 pounds of raw pork and beef products.
1:45:21
Yeah! And it's probably all in all of these.
1:45:24
The items were produced without federal inspection,
1:45:28
meaning they were not confirmed to be safe and
1:45:30
properly labeled. That's not good. Do you ever
1:45:35
have this feeling like whenever you're eating
1:45:36
food at work? I mean at work if it's in the break
1:45:39
room. No. But like you're buying something at
1:45:42
Publix and you're like, I hope I don't get sick.
1:45:48
Barack Obama this morning, the former president,
1:45:52
releasing a new podcast series. Now listen, I
1:45:55
love Obama. I'm going to listen to the podcast
1:45:57
because his will be much better than his annoying
1:46:00
broad of a wife complaining about men. but that
1:46:04
doesn't mean he doesn't need, that doesn't mean
1:46:07
he needs to do it. There are way too many podcasts
1:46:10
on there. It's called a great book. All right,
1:46:13
then, you know, absolutely riveting. Mm -hmm.
1:46:19
Michelle Williams proving it's never too late
1:46:21
to get your degree. Oh, yeah, she's having her
1:46:23
midlife crisis. She kind of got robbed, you know.
1:46:26
Obviously, Beyonce went to become Beyonce, and
1:46:31
obviously... Kelly Rowland had a good run, but
1:46:34
man, poor Michelle Williams gets no love in the
1:46:37
club. I have joy. At this stage of life, I gotta
1:46:43
have joy. All right, so she's having a midlife
1:46:46
crisis. I hope she's okay. Mm -hmm. Overnight,
1:46:52
President Trump's press ban blocked. Yeah, he
1:46:55
was trying to ban all the reporters that are
1:46:58
liberal, which that is literally propaganda.
1:47:02
This guy cannot handle that people are turning
1:47:04
on him because he's the absolute freaking worst.
1:47:10
and i just find him a repulsive a trump appointed
1:47:13
federal judge saying the trump administration
1:47:15
has to temporarily restore access to the white
1:47:18
house of course it does you gotta have both sides
1:47:20
of the story i read the daily mail because they
1:47:23
just laugh at us they are not one -sided cnn
1:47:27
politico and ms now um i'll be honest ms now
1:47:31
is so preachy it's like shut the front door The
1:47:36
president had said that he was banning the three
1:47:38
outlets due to their reporting. Yeah, he doesn't
1:47:40
like that they're reporting. They might have
1:47:42
a little bit of a liberal bias, but they're not
1:47:46
kissing ass like Fox News. Because we all know
1:47:51
that Fox News just goes absolutely, positively
1:47:55
out of control when it comes to the reporting
1:47:58
of, you know, a Donald, a Jay, a Trump. They
1:48:02
just love kissing his ass. You know what I mean?
1:48:08
They just, they love just, you know, giving him
1:48:10
whatever pleasure he needs. You know what I mean?
1:48:16
I jelly, I bean. I never get anything positive.
1:48:20
It's always negative. Administration lawyers
1:48:23
later cited national security concerns after
1:48:25
access was revoked. Yeah, that's kind of a good
1:48:28
point. The outlets argued the ban violated their
1:48:31
constitutional rights. Of course it did. I mean,
1:48:34
that's obvious in the club. Now, the judge saying
1:48:37
that they were likely denied due process. Well,
1:48:40
that's very true. The administration's offered,
1:48:43
quote, little to back up their asserted national
1:48:45
security interest. I don't think they have any
1:48:48
interest in the American people. They just care
1:48:50
about themselves. Even some Republicans had pushed
1:48:53
back against the president's move. Yeah, that's
1:48:57
when you know things are not going well in the
1:49:00
club. It's when your homies are turning on you.
1:49:03
I don't agree with cancel culture. I think you
1:49:06
ought to have to treat everybody the same. The
1:49:08
same. In terms of their access. Yeah, when you
1:49:14
lose this guy on your side, actually, you know,
1:49:16
you're a real frickin' failure. Yes, she's a
1:49:19
president. Mm -hmm. Now let's talk about Chris
1:49:28
Brown. Chris Brown is responding to a journalist
1:49:30
who criticized his history of allegations. Yeah,
1:49:33
I don't know why Chris Brown's getting mad. If
1:49:35
you're going to have allegations from the past,
1:49:38
of course people are going to go after you, dude.
1:49:41
Involving women. The controversy started after
1:49:44
journalist David Dennis Jr. discussed Brown's
1:49:47
past and argued that some fans tried to minimize
1:49:50
the 2009 assault. I do agree. I'm a huge fan
1:49:53
of his music. I love listening to it. I'm not
1:49:56
going to lie to you, but I do know he's a scumbag.
1:49:59
I like listening to Howard Stern. I know he's
1:50:01
a cheap scumbag. Involving Rihanna. Brown responded
1:50:04
directly in Dennis' Instagram comments. He challenged
1:50:08
the journalist to show where he has been actively
1:50:10
abusing women in recent years. Yeah, that's when
1:50:13
you know it's bad. It's when you're like, not
1:50:15
in the last two months I've been on women. Brown
1:50:18
also asked Dennis to provide charges and convictions
1:50:20
involving violence against women. That's the
1:50:23
problem. Because he's rich and elite, he got
1:50:25
away with it. So now he's like, well, I was never
1:50:27
convicted. Shut up. Over the past 17 years. You're
1:50:31
a douche. You're a very... Damn, what a douche
1:50:33
with a beautiful voice, unlike me. Dennis responded
1:50:36
by questioning whether Brown believes every accusation
1:50:39
and restraining order. Man, we got one loser,
1:50:43
whoever this guy is, a journalist going after
1:50:45
Chris Brown. Man, he is just trying to counsel
1:50:48
him because he's jealous. He's not as famous
1:50:51
as him. involving women was false. All right,
1:50:54
so there you go. The exchange quickly spread
1:50:57
across social media. Oh, yeah, it grew. It went
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2011 Good Morning America interview, Chris Brown
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Last night, the bitch -ass Packers lost. Woo
1:58:53
-hoo! Yeah, my voice is not completely back yet.
1:58:58
Hey, Alexa, recap the Falcons' win over the Packers
1:59:04
last night and why they won. The Falcons blew
1:59:07
the Packers out 35 -14 on Thursday night at Lambeau
1:59:11
Field. Michael Penix Jr. returned from his ACL
1:59:14
tear, finished 18 of 25 for 256 yards, a TD and
1:59:19
an INT, and sparked a 27 -point run. Bijan Robinson
1:59:23
racked up 194 rushing yards with two scores,
1:59:26
and Drake London hauled in nine catches for 194
1:59:29
receiving yards. Oh, yeah! Oh, wow, that was
1:59:33
really loud. I'm sorry. I must have blown out
1:59:36
of your eardrums. My bad. We'll just do this
1:59:38
right now. I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed.
1:59:40
Not really. There's more embarrassing things.
1:59:53
Oh, my God. All right. So, I've done rants before
1:59:59
about, um, Warren Sip. And, um, I think he's
2:00:06
one of the greatest for whatever position it
2:00:07
is. I think a linebacker. One of the greatest
2:00:09
players. Alexa, what was the official position
2:00:12
of Warren Sapp when he's not in Phoenix, Arizona?
2:00:16
Finish the game with a 35 -14 win. Alexa, stop.
2:00:19
Alexa, stop. Alexa, I said, what position did
2:00:23
Warren Sapp play when he's not in Phoenix, Arizona?
2:00:29
He's a defensive tackle, Ryan. He spent most
2:00:31
of his career with the Buccaneers. All right,
2:00:33
thank you, Alexa. So we all, Alexa, stop. We
2:00:36
all know that Warren Stapp's a legend on the
2:00:38
field. But the overall vibe about Warren since
2:00:42
day one, since I moved here, is that you got
2:00:45
to be careful of where you have him in public.
2:00:51
That one day. you can get the nicest Warren Sapp
2:00:55
ever. Just an absolute teddy bear. Maybe not
2:00:58
really, but you know what I mean. One day, you
2:01:00
might get the nice guy. The next day, he might
2:01:04
flick you off in traffic. I mean, everybody I
2:01:06
know has a Warren Sapp story for days. And the
2:01:11
problem is, he uses his intimidation of being
2:01:14
a big guy, a legend, okay? I will not take that
2:01:18
away from him, okay? He's the best. But the guy's
2:01:21
crazy. And you know why it's so crazy? Is he
2:01:25
always sees my videos. Like I will send him an
2:01:27
Instagram collab because I'm trying. And it's
2:01:30
like, dude, you should be doing other things.
2:01:32
Like I know you got nothing else to do. Like
2:01:34
you could go to Kelton's house, you know, because
2:01:36
you guys are perfect for each other. If there
2:01:40
are two people that are meant to be friends,
2:01:42
it would be my Kelton. And Warren Sapp. I mean,
2:01:47
they're like the same person. Only thing is Warren
2:01:50
Sapp put his body on the line and Kelsey just
2:01:52
talks smack. So here's the latest going on with
2:01:57
everyone's favorite Warren Sapp. Tonight there
2:02:04
are questions about First Amendment freedoms
2:02:06
after former Bucs player Warren Sapp filed a
2:02:09
federal lawsuit against the city of Tampa. Alexa,
2:02:12
what is Warren Sapp's net worth? Warren Sapp's
2:02:17
net worth is estimated at about $500 ,000. Oh,
2:02:21
yeah. Alexa, stop. I mean, that's still more
2:02:23
money than me. Not my inheritance. But he literally,
2:02:28
I'm telling you, I'm surprised he's going with
2:02:30
the lawsuit. Maybe it's because of the CTE, which
2:02:33
I don't like CTE jokes. I think it's very mean
2:02:35
-spirited, even though football players can be
2:02:37
mean people. What I'm saying to you is, Warren,
2:02:42
save this money, dude. You're pretty much barred
2:02:46
from being on TV after that Phoenix incident.
2:02:49
And I thought you had such a promising career
2:02:51
in TV. I thought you were great. Now, dude, you're
2:02:55
getting into fights at City Hall. You know? You
2:03:00
know what I mean, Jelly Bean? The NFL Hall of
2:03:03
Famer says City officials violated his rights.
2:03:05
And 10 Tampa Bay News reporter Alyssa Clausel
2:03:07
breaks down the case and the law for us. Alyssa.
2:03:11
Hey there, Will Sapp's lawyer claims he was wrongfully
2:03:14
removed from Tampa City Hall. He was probably
2:03:16
being so annoying and I have the video in a second.
2:03:19
He did the thing that all Karens do where they
2:03:21
bring out their camera and they're like, look
2:03:24
at me. Last week, the question now becomes when
2:03:27
can an official... legally remove someone from
2:03:30
city hall and when does it become a violation
2:03:33
of first amendment rights yeah that's a good
2:03:36
point i would love to hear warren sapp explaining
2:03:39
without chad gbt or his lawyer like why is this
2:03:42
going against your amendment or your rights The
2:03:44
suit alleges that the city of Tampa violated
2:03:46
Saps. Just burn every bridge, dude. Especially
2:03:50
a city that loves its local celebrities. First
2:03:53
Amendment rights by removing him from City Hall
2:03:55
and trespassing him for the day. You just look
2:03:58
at him in his face and he's not like a bad guy.
2:04:02
He's a good guy, right? But you look at him and
2:04:08
you're like, hello? Anything up there? Are you
2:04:13
okay? New video of the incident posted by Sapp
2:04:15
on his Instagram shows the moment this all unfolded.
2:04:19
Oh yeah, we'll play it in a second. They're going
2:04:21
to play a little clip of it, but I have the full
2:04:23
clip. And he's such a Karen, he made it into
2:04:27
an AI video. He probably had his assistant do
2:04:29
it because most NFL players don't know how to
2:04:31
do any social media like Ian Beckles. As Sapp's
2:04:34
lawyer told me, he was not yet in council chambers.
2:04:37
He was in a room next door. They escalated the
2:04:39
situation by trying to literally throw him out
2:04:42
of the room. Yeah, that ain't going to happen.
2:04:44
Literally or figuratively, Warren Sapp, whatever
2:04:46
you want to say about him, he is a dog. You know,
2:04:49
They're not just kicking him out. No reason whatsoever.
2:04:51
We think it's wrong. It's an intimidation factor,
2:04:53
unfortunately. Forward to a judge making a decision
2:04:56
in the case. But the complaint doesn't have any
2:04:58
details about what he did in the building. Yeah,
2:05:00
that's the problem. We don't know what he did
2:05:03
in the building until I'm going to play this
2:05:04
clip. This was on the Joe Budden podcast Reddit
2:05:09
page. That's where you have to go to get the
2:05:11
clips. The local news doesn't actually play any
2:05:13
of the clips. They just, you know, recap it.
2:05:15
I have to go on a podcast of a podcasting shock
2:05:18
jock like Joe Budden, a one hit wonders page
2:05:20
to get the clip. So here he is getting into it
2:05:23
with the people at City Hall. This is just lame,
2:05:27
dude. Alexa, how old is Warren Sapp? Warren Sapp
2:05:32
is 53 years old. Yeah, dude. Shut up. Alexa,
2:05:35
stop. Alexa, shut up. Thank you. I don't need
2:05:44
to explain my business in a public office to
2:05:45
you. What's your name again? He knows he's been
2:05:49
in trouble before because he knows to ask about
2:05:50
the bed. Edge number. This is the public office
2:05:53
right here. That's authorized personnel right
2:05:55
there. I was led in here. Yeah, that is not a
2:05:58
guy you want to argue with. Even if he's incorrect,
2:06:00
whenever Warren says something, it sounds kind
2:06:02
of correct. And I got my information and I was
2:06:05
highlighting some things. I am not done. Highlighting.
2:06:07
Okay. I am not done. And I've lowered my voice.
2:06:10
Oh, yeah. Here's the lowered voice. So condescending.
2:06:14
Jesus Christ. Be gone. Freaking bully. Oh, shit.
2:06:19
Get out. Dude, no one likes you, Warren. Man,
2:06:36
that guy sounds so nerdy. I'm going to tell you
2:06:38
the truth. I can see why Warren stuck around.
2:06:42
This is funny trolling him, morons. I'm refusing
2:06:45
your request. That's an ask. You'll be all right.
2:06:47
You'll be all right. Yeah, you know, if you're
2:06:49
Dane Warren Sapp and you're arguing with him,
2:06:52
oh my God, he brings the receipts. Usually it's
2:06:56
the woman that brings the receipts. You know,
2:06:59
Warren Sapp. is bringing us receipts. No, you've
2:07:06
already asked me to lower my voice and lower
2:07:07
my voice. I don't care what someone else does.
2:07:11
Of course you don't care what someone else does.
2:07:12
You only think about yourself, you narcissist.
2:07:18
This is only 50 seconds. What crime have I committed?
2:07:23
What crime? I'm in a public place. You have...
2:07:26
Alexa, can you kick someone out of a public place
2:07:29
like how Warren Sapp got kicked out of Tampa
2:07:31
City Hall? What's the legality of that? In Florida,
2:07:37
a city can ask a person to leave a public building
2:07:39
if they're disrupting a meeting or violating
2:07:41
the peace. But the removal must be based on actual
2:07:44
disorderly conduct, not just criticism. Warren
2:07:47
Sapp was trespassed from Tampa City Hall after
2:07:50
officials said he was disrupting a council session,
2:07:52
and he's now suing over alleged First Amendment
2:07:54
violations. The courts balance that authority
2:07:57
against free speech rights, so the legality hinges
2:08:00
on whether the behavior truly threatens order.
2:08:03
Disorderly conduct statutes are limited to acts
2:08:05
that corrupt public morals or incite immediate
2:08:07
breach of peace, not merely offensive speech.
2:08:11
Yeah, there's a 50 -50 chance. Like, you know,
2:08:13
I don't like Warren Sapp at all. But at the same
2:08:18
time, I'm a fair and balanced guy. Mm -hmm. He
2:08:22
has a chance. Yeah, that's the thing is like
2:08:28
Warren Sapp seems stupid. Like he seems like
2:08:30
an absolute dreadful moron. He's not that dumb.
2:08:37
Call Chad Chronister. He's probably just, you
2:08:43
know, doing someone else. He may end up winning
2:08:53
the lawsuit, but he's still a douche. Yeah, the
2:09:02
chairman, he's going to totally respect you.
2:09:07
It's like they forget that they're talking to
2:09:09
Warren frickin' Sapp. Ha ha ha ha. He's a scary
2:09:16
guy. Keep your voice down. You know, they like
2:09:22
that. Oh, here's a cop now. There's probably
2:09:25
some sex trafficking going on down the block
2:09:27
on Nebraska Avenue. But hey, let's deal with
2:09:30
Warren freaking Sapp. You got that on? There
2:09:32
he is. He's got those like big fat fingers trying
2:09:38
to use his phone. What a moron. He's trying to
2:09:46
figure out how to type the number. He has a lot
2:09:48
of paperwork. You can film all you want. It's
2:09:51
not bothering me. Oh, here's one of his buddies.
2:09:57
One of his homies in the club. Just don't go
2:10:03
to Phoenix. Under, you're being annoying, dude.
2:10:18
Just freaking leave, dude. You've broken laws,
2:10:25
though. Let's be real. All right, I can't listen.
2:10:33
This is the worst thing I've ever heard. Both
2:10:35
of you, shut the fuck up. Jesus Christ. Even
2:10:42
if he was correct. God, can you imagine arguing
2:10:44
with him? He's all intimidating. Just shut your
2:10:46
ass down. Brooke Hogan made a new song about
2:10:52
her family trouble, which we'll get to in a second.
2:10:55
And here's J .J. Redick on the Lakers. And I
2:10:59
think with this group, probably the first time
2:11:02
in my three years here that I feel like the pieces
2:11:06
actually fit together. Yeah, because LeBron ain't
2:11:09
there. What's going on here? I can't play it,
2:11:13
but Nirvana's Nevermind turns 35. And then what's
2:11:16
going on with Brooke Hogan? This is such a Florida
2:11:18
headline. No! Happy Hot Topic! Brooke Hogan is
2:11:23
speaking out about the rift in her relationship
2:11:25
with dad, Hulk Hogan. Man, I have such a crush
2:11:28
on Hulk Hogan. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
2:11:32
wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me do my rewind real
2:11:36
quick because I just said it incorrectly. I meant
2:11:39
to say that I have a crush on Brooke Hogan. I
2:11:42
swear I don't have a crush on a dead guy or a
2:11:44
guy at all. Let's a take a two. Oh, yeah. After
2:11:52
he slept with her friend. Speaking with Us Weekly,
2:11:54
September 20th. Yeah, I don't think that's really
2:11:56
a friend. That's a promiscuous woman. 24th. The
2:11:59
now 38 -year -old said. Yeah, she looks great
2:12:02
for 38. Just a rocking body. A major turning
2:12:07
point came after he slept with my friend, Christiane
2:12:09
Plant. I forgive people. Oh, I love how she says
2:12:12
the name, too. Very easily. Sometimes probably
2:12:16
too easily, and I forgave him. But something
2:12:19
between us changed afterward. I don't think he
2:12:21
ever related to me in quite the same way again.
2:12:24
Christiane confirmed the affair with Hulk to
2:12:26
the National Enquirer in 2008, telling the outlet
2:12:29
at the time, My relationship with Terry began
2:12:31
at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew
2:12:33
their marriage was ending. Yeah, there you go.
2:12:36
That's a delightful little family there. Mm -hmm.
2:12:38
Ed Sheeran's concert was canceled at Robert Kraft
2:12:41
Stadium. Brandi Glanville has a new AI twin that's
2:12:45
hotter than her. Anything's hotter than Brandi
2:12:48
Glanville. Oh, and we got a message from Phillip,
2:12:50
who we were going to call earlier about Madonna.
2:12:53
Hey, I just heard your voicemail with your radio
2:12:55
voice. Sorry, I'm not in a free space to talk.
2:12:58
That was entertaining to hear. You sound so different.
2:13:00
What are you talking about? This is how I talk
2:13:02
in public. Not really, but I don't know. You
2:13:08
would be surprised what radio people sound like
2:13:10
in real life. You would realize that I'm not
2:13:13
really this much of a jackass. I'm like about
2:13:15
25 % of this thing I do here. But you know what?
2:13:19
That's fine. That's how radio works. The people
2:13:25
that are outrageous over the airwaves are usually
2:13:28
clean cut. And the ones that have all the skeletons
2:13:31
are the ones that are all perfect on air. Yup.
2:13:36
Yup. We'll be about to go live. It's the place
2:13:50
we arrive from the beach to the bay in the city's
2:13:53
crazy moves. We got stories hotter than the Florida
2:13:55
grooves. We making it spin. Oh, geez, you know.
2:14:17
Whoa! Happy hot topic! All right, let me press
2:14:21
this right here. On your side. Oh, thank God!
2:14:26
The news is on my side. Parents, if you're not
2:14:30
paying attention to social media, what your kids
2:14:32
are doing out there, you need to be. Yay! You
2:14:35
know, all these teenagers are like, shut up,
2:14:37
dude, you're doing it for us. Florida Department
2:14:39
of Law Enforcement Commissioner Mark Glass made
2:14:42
those comments earlier this year after lawmakers
2:14:44
passed new gang legislation. I had to try and
2:14:47
stop the gangs over there. Listen to me. If you're
2:14:52
listening to my podcast and you're in a gang,
2:14:53
it ain't worth a dog. A Largo man who says his
2:14:58
wife died after eating frozen blueberries allegedly
2:15:00
contaminated with E. coli. Yeah, the problem
2:15:03
is you bought food in Largo. Just go to the next
2:15:05
town over. He's now suing Publix. The suit filed
2:15:10
by Sp - Alright, so there's the lawsuit. I've
2:15:11
been to that Publix too, dude. Let's see. Hillsborough
2:15:17
County accused of hitting and killing a woman
2:15:19
waiting for the bus in the Eastlake area this
2:15:22
week. Yeah, this is just getting her dead. Miraculous.
2:15:26
Everybody's driving like a freaking jackass around
2:15:29
town. Well, this morning we're getting a closer
2:15:32
look at the changes that could be in store right
2:15:34
near the Tampa airport in Hillsborough College
2:15:36
to make way for that new Ray Stadium there. Oh,
2:15:40
yeah, great. Just a team that no one really gives
2:15:42
a shit about besides people from around here.
2:15:45
So I guess there are some people, but it's not
2:15:46
worth all the money. New this afternoon, a man
2:15:51
is now facing attempted murder charges after
2:15:53
a shooting at an Orlando parking garage near
2:15:57
the Orange County Courthouse. Police say Kenneth
2:16:01
Logan, Jr., seen here, fired at a woman. What
2:16:04
a moron. And there's this right here. A new look
2:16:11
this morning. Hillsborough County deputies here
2:16:13
captured the moment a driver crashed into a school
2:16:15
bus here after running from a traffic stop. They
2:16:17
say more than 40 students were on board here.
2:16:19
Alright, so there's that. She looks like a Mike
2:16:22
Kelton listener. And then there's this right
2:16:23
here. So right now at 10, St. Petersburg Mayor
2:16:27
Ken Welch says his campaign took a significant
2:16:30
hit after Yeah! I've met Ken Welch. He kind of
2:16:34
sketches me out in the club a little bit. More
2:16:36
than $200 ,000 went missing. Yeah, and it's from
2:16:40
his treasurer. He totally wasn't involved. I'm
2:16:46
anchor Nadine Yannis. As we are now in Hispanic
2:16:49
Heritage Month, I am looking into a new report
2:16:52
that claims that Latino homeowners here in Florida
2:16:54
are paying a lot more for home insurance. All
2:16:57
right, let's call my friend Tony, who does mornings
2:17:00
on Mags. I'm a 92 .5. Mm -hmm. Let me grab my
2:17:05
phone here. Because he would know. All right,
2:17:10
let me get his hand. We're an hour and 40 minutes
2:17:12
in, so just deal with it. Uh, Tony. I'm, one
2:17:18
second, I'm sending texts like a word sap. I'm
2:17:22
about to call you for, call you for, one second,
2:17:32
I said G -O -R, for, maybe I have fat fingers
2:17:35
too, for a two minute happy hour segment. All
2:17:43
right. We'll get it soon. Seven, eight, six.
2:17:53
See if he picks up. Telephone number seven, eight.
2:18:05
Three, two, four, six. Can't take your call now.
2:18:11
At the tone, please record your message. When
2:18:14
you've finished recording, simply hang up or
2:18:17
press pound for further options. Hello, Tony
2:18:21
from Maxim on 9825. Can I talk to you for like
2:18:24
two minutes? I'm on Happy Hour right now, you
2:18:26
know, that show that everybody likes. I want
2:18:28
to talk to you about how Latinos are paying more
2:18:30
for home insurance. So I'm going to call you
2:18:31
one more time. Pretty please. All right, let's
2:18:35
try this out again. One more time. Telephone
2:18:40
number 7. Try not to disturb. I'll leave it open.
2:18:45
All right. It is time for Fresno News. Plea postponed.
2:18:52
A DUI suspect accused in the crash that killed
2:18:54
a 19 -year -old woman appeared before a Fresno
2:18:56
County judge and the victims. Loser! And the
2:19:01
fact that the arraignment is delayed is not good,
2:19:03
dude. I don't like that at all. I ain't digging
2:19:06
it. What's going on in Charlotte? A WBTV investigation
2:19:13
uncovers a stunning security breach affecting
2:19:16
hundreds of North Carolina residents. So on the
2:19:19
jury duty website, everybody's info was getting
2:19:21
out. That ain't good. You can't trust any of
2:19:24
these websites. You can't trust the government
2:19:26
for shit. Within the last 90 minutes, we've learned
2:19:29
a CMPD employees facing embezzlement charges.
2:19:32
Investigators arrested. All right. So, of course,
2:19:35
the cops are embezzling their criminals just
2:19:38
like the people they're stopping. Mm hmm. This
2:19:42
is in Orlando. What a dirty, rotten pig. Get
2:19:50
the kid away from her. A Palm Bay man working
2:19:56
at Epic Universe arrested, accused of using this
2:19:59
site to try to meet up with someone that he thought
2:20:01
was 14. Yeah, and then the reporter's on the
2:20:05
site. That's off -putting. What's going on in
2:20:08
Louisville? Investigation is underway after hidden
2:20:12
cameras were found in a girl's restroom at Grayson
2:20:15
County High School. Yeah, this is an ongoing
2:20:18
problem. This is like way too much of these camera
2:20:21
news. All right, what's going on in Jacksonville?
2:20:25
Covering Clay County where the sheriff says caffeine
2:20:28
pouches were the cause of sending multiple students
2:20:31
to the hospital. Yeah, I have a story about that.
2:20:35
In 2007. There was this guy named One -Eyed Brown.
2:20:41
He was on Rover's Morning Glory when Rover was
2:20:44
in Chicago for two weeks. And what happened was
2:20:50
he was probably... I don't know. He's dead now.
2:20:55
I got to be careful. But he liked talking to
2:20:58
people that were teenagers. I'll say I liked
2:21:00
them. And my dad told me to not talk to him ever
2:21:04
again. And he... He gave me these caffeine pouches
2:21:09
that were called, what were they called? They
2:21:14
were called cocaine. And I got caught taking
2:21:19
it in front of the therapist in my middle school
2:21:24
and it was not good. My parents were not happy
2:21:28
at all. So that's a very traumatic memory. What's
2:21:33
going on here? In St. John's County, a man is
2:21:36
behind bars accused of running his own website
2:21:38
to sell and deliver fentanyl. Ah, yeah, what
2:21:41
a loser. Looks like a bubble to love sponge listener.
2:21:44
Just an absolute failure in life. All right.
2:21:48
And then let's do Chicago news. You know what
2:21:57
I mean? A jelly. A bean. Right now. Yeah. We'll
2:22:14
be right back. No sugar, no glaze. Serving up
2:22:39
the truth in a Midwest place. Chicago news, hop
2:22:46
on the ride. Windy city truth with no place to
2:22:51
hide. Ryan's got the headlines, he's keeping
2:22:56
it real. Chicago news, giving you the deal. Oh,
2:23:05
yeah. Let's do this right now. What's going on
2:23:13
here? Finally, history made with divine time.
2:23:18
Alison Rosati, the hot piece of ass milf reporter.
2:23:24
What a sentence. The Cubs and the White Sox both
2:23:27
clinched spots. Just minutes apart today. And
2:23:32
the celebrations quickly got underway. The Cubs
2:23:36
popping the champagne at Wrigley. And the White
2:23:39
Sox, you don't care as much about. And then,
2:23:43
to remind you, you can always call the show.
2:23:48
856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856. 494 -677 -73. You
2:23:58
can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always
2:24:01
email me. RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. No! Happy
2:24:06
Hot Topic! Big names continue to leave Brandon
2:24:17
Johnson's administration. Yeah, this should be
2:24:20
proof that this guy should not be mayor again.
2:24:23
That's a pretty good job, you know, to be the
2:24:26
sidekick to the mayor. I mean, you can pretty
2:24:30
much get away with whatever crime you want, dude.
2:24:35
So the fact that they want to leave says a lot.
2:24:40
About how much of a scumbag he is. His chief
2:24:43
legal counsel announcing her retirement this
2:24:45
week. Yeah, she's like, get me the hell away
2:24:48
from this moron. Our analysts weigh in on the
2:24:52
exit and what signal it is sending. That's just
2:24:55
one of the topics. Oh, jeez. Political reporter
2:24:57
Chris Tye is tackling this week on The Angle.
2:24:59
He's with us now with that preview. At City Hall,
2:25:01
Marie, when questions turn to is this legal,
2:25:04
whether we're going to start taxing social media
2:25:06
companies or... Oh my God, can we stop taxing
2:25:09
people? You're robbing them. And you don't know
2:25:12
why people keep leaving Illinois. It's because
2:25:14
you're all crooks. Lawsuits by the Inspector
2:25:18
General about let us into that gift closet they
2:25:20
talk so much about. Mayor Johnson turned to one
2:25:23
person. Mary Richardson Lowry is her name. She's
2:25:26
the Corporation Counsel, so -called, for the
2:25:28
city. She has announced she's leaving. She's
2:25:30
retiring. But she is the 10th, 10th big -name
2:25:33
person to leave Mayor Johnson's inner circle
2:25:36
since the start of the year. From the mayor's
2:25:38
police superintendent to his budget director
2:25:39
to the head of his health department to his CFO,
2:25:42
we asked our panel what's going on. It speaks
2:25:45
more to the administration. It's organizational
2:25:49
when you have so many people and people of competence
2:25:52
that exit after a short stay. And I think that
2:25:58
is problematic. That is the definition of problematic.
2:26:04
Everything about Brandon Johnson is problematic.
2:26:10
Talk about this baggage of people leaving. Is
2:26:12
this something? Definitely baggage. That's hanging
2:26:14
over the Johnson election campaign? That's the
2:26:17
first thing that comes to mind to me is that
2:26:18
people are going to leave as opposed to being
2:26:20
fired. Yeah, they want to get the hell out of
2:26:23
there. They'd rather leave on their own terms
2:26:25
than have that loser fire them. And they want
2:26:29
to leave on their own terms. I think that's something
2:26:32
beautiful about America is when you leave. You
2:26:35
have a job on your own terms, dude. That's how
2:26:39
it comes across, that there's a drumbeat going
2:26:42
over there that, you know, this may not work
2:26:44
out the way it did last time. Yeah, it seems
2:26:46
like everything about Brandon Johnson did not
2:26:49
work out. So let's start looking for the next
2:26:52
chapter in our lives. Yeah, I'd say we should
2:26:55
move on. That guy's also, I think, I think that's
2:26:57
like a metaphor for life. Eight, five, six. Do
2:27:03
you ever notice, like, 856 -49 -HAPPY, let me
2:27:05
complete the number. Do you ever notice that,
2:27:06
like, old people, as they're getting closer to
2:27:09
dying, that a lot of the advice they give, even
2:27:11
if they're like, you can be talking to somebody
2:27:13
at a bar or watching the news, but everything
2:27:15
kind of becomes a little more philosophical.
2:27:19
Like, all my jokes talk about, like, sex, you
2:27:22
know? Mm -hmm. It's such a high, a brow operation
2:27:26
here, you know? Ah, but... It just kind of seems
2:27:30
like they're kind of projecting. I wonder what
2:27:33
I'll like if I make it that long. I wonder what
2:27:38
I'll be like. Let me have proper, you know, what's
2:27:43
the word? Grammar, which we don't really do here.
2:27:46
What's going on here? Let's talk now about the
2:27:50
Frankfurt mother accused of killing her two -year
2:27:52
-old son. Yeah, let's talk about this crazy -ass
2:27:55
woman who was obviously influenced by Nancy Clancy
2:27:59
and had the problem in the club. That's very
2:28:02
bad. Corey Walsh appeared in a courtroom today.
2:28:05
She was supported by her husband and her relatives.
2:28:08
Oh, my God. If you are her husband, you are such
2:28:11
a beta male. I know this sounds kind of mean.
2:28:14
You just lost your son. I mean, the mom being
2:28:18
there or whatever, but your son's dead. NBC5's
2:28:22
Christian Farr on the story for us. He's live
2:28:24
in our newsroom. And Christian, this is a case
2:28:26
that we have been following very closely. Ah,
2:28:29
good for frickin', yeah. So has everybody else.
2:28:32
Tell us what happened in the morning today. Well,
2:28:34
Allison Walsh pleaded not guilty during that
2:28:36
pre -trial hearing in Will County. And we also
2:28:39
heard from her attorney who says she's... I wonder
2:28:42
what it's like being these attorneys. You have
2:28:45
to cover these morons. ...worried about Walsh's
2:28:47
care. We do want to get her into a hospital if
2:28:52
we possibly can. Oh, yeah. Forget about the kid
2:28:55
that's dead. Let's worry about her. I... Freaking
2:28:59
pig. I... She doesn't know what to say because
2:29:04
she realizes that was dumb. I'm very worried.
2:29:12
Corey... I am. You're wearing it. She's a pig.
2:29:15
Walsh's attorney, Andrea Lyon, says she and Walsh's
2:29:18
family. Oh, yeah. You look at this woman's face.
2:29:21
Pretty hot. I would have swiped right on her.
2:29:24
She's just crazy, bro. You just see it in her
2:29:27
eyes. are concerned about the care the accused
2:29:30
Frankfurt mother is receiving while she is behind
2:29:33
bars. Those family members walked into court
2:29:36
today more than three weeks after two -year -old
2:29:38
Barrett Walsh was found hanging from a rafter
2:29:41
in the family's Frankfurt home. Yeah, this is
2:29:43
who you're defending, women, when you're like,
2:29:45
oh, you're talking about someone that hung their
2:29:48
kid. You're defending that. If a man does it,
2:29:51
oh, he's crucified. Prosecutors say Walsh told
2:29:54
investigators that she killed her son because
2:29:56
he was the devil and an antichrist. Oh, yeah,
2:30:00
isn't that delightful? Prosecutors say Walsh
2:30:02
also talked about trying to poison her husband.
2:30:05
Oh, yeah, and you're there defending her. You're
2:30:07
a beta male. Sorry, I'm not trying to sound like
2:30:13
a douchebag in a manosphere by saying beta male,
2:30:16
but that's what it is. Attorney Andrea Lyon says
2:30:20
she and her family know that Walsh was dealing
2:30:22
with some mental issues. All right, but whatever.
2:30:25
What a man doesn't. You see the problem here?
2:30:28
Mm -hmm. All right, this show's about to end,
2:30:31
but I want to end on a happy note. It's national.
2:30:36
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2:30:52
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2:30:56
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2:32:36
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2:32:40
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2:32:44
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2:32:49
It's not lacking any meat. And that's what real
2:32:51
women need. Stop cussing. It looks like you went
2:32:58
and got a job on the iPad screen, whatever the
2:33:01
case might be in your hand and a sock, you know,
2:33:03
whatever. Like, thank you. But also I would love
2:33:06
to be. I'm getting railed, but... Use bucket
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soon. Sagittarius, birthday November 27th. Do
2:39:07
it like that until I end up in one of heaven.
2:39:15
Blow the candles out. Blow the candles out. Blow
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the candles out. Blow the candles out. Blow the
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candles out. Bad new Gucci bag matching Gucci
2:41:00
pumps. Shoes matching the belt. Skirt matching
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the blouse. Chain matching the rack. Yeah, I'm
2:41:06
doing my thing. Got, got so many haters. Why
2:41:09
is so many hatin'? Sick like a mental patient.
2:41:11
I floss like a dentist patient. This shit testin'
2:41:14
my patience. This shit workin' my nerves. I'm
2:41:16
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the church. Layin' on gay skin, blowin' fish
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2:46:12
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2:46:22
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2:46:25
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2:46:39
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2:46:49
To find out more about autism, please visit autismspeaks
2:46:53
.org. Autism Speaks. It's time to listen. Makin'
2:47:22
all the hoes get beat down They the great man,
2:47:25
make it change swang Pimps and the players gon'
2:47:28
do the damn thing Comin' in the club, takin'
2:47:31
over streets Takin' over man with the broke down
2:47:34
beats Got em on charge, got em on lock Everywhere
2:47:38
we go, guaranteed to blow the spot Messages to
2:47:41
them haters, tryin' to say them gators Well it's
2:47:44
gon' blaze ya, nothin' is gonna save ya Bets
2:47:47
on the streets Pets on them beats. If you want
2:47:50
to bounce, best every point to me. My city shots
2:47:53
high. Where I pull it down. Ain't no limit. Dropping
2:47:56
beats about a pound. My balls out a lot. Cause
2:47:59
you know I call the shots. Stacking paper like
2:48:02
them bacon sodas in the pot. We got the remix.
2:48:05
We got the drums. We got the music getting down
2:48:08
on the floor. We got the music getting down on
2:48:12
the floor. We got the music getting down on the
2:48:15
floor. I ain't even drivin', I'm just parkin'
2:48:43
like Pippin' Slide off in the club, and the man
2:48:45
is in the booth She's so fresh, so clean, much
2:48:48
like an MLF And what it is, what it do, what
2:48:51
it do Come on, shawty, let me see you get loose
2:48:54
You bought a shoe, get some great glue And VIP,
2:48:58
I'm puttin' my hands on you We got the remit
2:49:24
Don't be puttin' no changes in my journey I want
2:49:27
two high -lickin' spouts, yeah Smoke, jang, smoke,
2:49:31
y 'all People say, smoke, jang, smoke, y 'all
2:49:34
People say, bitch, all on the earth I don't even
2:49:37
care, speech all slurred Nothin' in my cup, shit,
2:49:41
it's all good Y 'all hide in the motherfucker,
2:49:44
makin' up words Lookin' like men, I like them
2:49:47
light -skinned Two at a time, I'm 2020 They all
2:49:55
best friends. I can't walk. I, I, I. I can't
2:50:00
talk. Broken from the day to the dark. We fall
2:50:03
for square, but my goons don't pee. This drink's
2:50:06
on you, all eyes on me. And niggas with me drinking
2:50:09
dark. Hit me mixed with Remy Ma. Party going
2:50:12
all night. But we kick it, kick it hard. Niggas,
2:50:15
they smoking. They be getting choked out. Mix
2:50:17
it with some liquor, nigga. We be getting choked
2:50:19
out. Choked out, choked out. We be getting choked
2:50:22
out. Choked out, choked out. Let's go! We'll
2:50:57
be right back. I'll see you next time. We're
2:51:57
going to come back and I'll be able to keep this
2:51:58
party going. Hello again. It's your favorite
2:52:01
San Francisco DJ, Hammerin' Hank. I may look
2:52:05
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2:52:07
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2:52:11
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2:52:14
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2:52:17
normally have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal
2:52:20
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2:52:23
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2:52:25
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2:52:30
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2:52:33
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2:52:36
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2:52:39
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2:52:43
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is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate your kindness.
2:53:00
You already know what it is. It's the first time
2:53:02
I'm high. It's the first time I smoke in like
2:53:04
three months. I'm sorry, Mom. I had to do it
2:53:06
to him. 40, I see you. Oh, I see you, homie.
2:53:12
I stayed late tonight, right? It don't happen
2:53:15
when I stay late. Yeah. Boy Wonder. I swear it's
2:53:21
like this every single time. Toronto, I got you.
2:53:25
I got us. Yeah. I'm a whore. We'll see you next
2:53:34
time. Better than it's ever been, scheduling
2:53:55
Million dollar meetings with the president Someone
2:53:57
cut the lights on, where is Thomas Edison? Got
2:54:00
a new condo, watch me as I settle in I deserve
2:54:03
an MTV show for me and my people And if you tryna
2:54:07
zone, I got a whole swish of sweet food Rappers
2:54:10
all liars and they women all deceitful Added
2:54:12
to they subtract me, I'll never be your equal
2:54:15
Last place Drizzy is the nigga in the lead now
2:54:18
Weezy told me just write every single thing you
2:54:20
need down Got it for me and I'm happy as can
2:54:23
be now. About to start balling like I'm coming
2:54:25
off a rebound. Yeah, and I should have the most
2:54:28
bragging rights. Because the niggas spit crack,
2:54:31
bag it tight. I hate when rappers say they trying
2:54:34
to get their swagger right. Cause I done came
2:54:36
with more fire than a dragon fight. You pussy
2:54:39
ass hater, you should do you. You ain't heard
2:54:41
of me, then you should go and get a blues clue.
2:54:44
Oops, I mean a red clue. Wayne's here too, bet
2:54:46
he felt that like the end of a pool cue But I
2:54:50
ain't bangin', I ain't wavin' no flag I'm ATF,
2:54:53
but they ain't seein' no badge It's heartbreak,
2:54:56
Drake, I hate to see him so sad I could sun you,
2:54:58
see a little me in your dad I'm the same yellow
2:55:01
boy that used to play up on the grass Seekin'
2:55:04
pocket twenty thousand to be anywhere they ask
2:55:06
me Cash like Johnny, banks like Ashley Burnin'
2:55:10
like a Camelite, stupid hoe, ask me Don't ask
2:55:13
me shit about me. And know the game really ain't
2:55:16
shit without me. She might have to pay me, but
2:55:19
I dick her down free. Want to know if it's the
2:55:21
truth, then pull the zipper down and see. Yeah.
2:55:33
I'm gone now. This is our goddess. This is my
2:55:37
promise. I'm going to bring that barrel to them
2:55:39
bitches' eyeliners. And what I make. I pick the
2:55:44
butt up and bop bop, then bop bop again I would
2:55:46
butt fuck your friend, then suck up her twin
2:55:49
I put the butt up to him, then bop bop and bop
2:55:52
bop and bop bop again Suck nut you duck, fuck
2:55:55
your unlovin kin Now don't rub it in like uberderm
2:55:59
on a new tattoo I had to kick my princess up
2:56:02
out my cassoot That hoot, never had that dude,
2:56:05
always had a black tooth Even when I was at school
2:56:08
Cause bullies aren't bulletproof. Red's called
2:56:10
hoodie too. Probably ain't as lit as you. Stupid.
2:56:12
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to FM. The shoutouts hit the street. But soon
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the sound will vanish like shadows in the heat.
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The hoppy hour is coming to a close. Radio waves
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beating like a Wilson Rose. Laughter and Outro
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Music Like clockwork to a show Now it's time
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to face the silence Like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy
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held the mic With humor so divine The void left
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in our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty
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speakers silenced by the coming to an end Like
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a rollercoaster stopping round a river's bend
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Hoppy's jokes and japs, he's our daily grind
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Now silence louder than the thoughts we can't
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rewind Oh, the Hoppy Hour is coming Outro Music
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RyanHockeyRadio .com And like that, he's gone.
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You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're
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going outside, all I smell is poop. I'll kick
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you in the nuts and we'll call it a day. Poppy
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Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is now over. Game
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over. This concludes our broadcast day. Good
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night, and God bless America. Door is closing.