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FULL SHOW: Wearing A Wet Beaver · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Big Show was night and Day for the best milkshakes,
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  Speaker 1: thick shakes and super thick shakes.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome, this is big, big show, Big Jason Hitch might
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  Speaker 2: not and I'll get your mad boss. It's great to
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  Speaker 2: have your company this Tuesday afternoon. It is the twenty
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  Speaker 2: fourth of September twenty twenty four, and you, my friends,
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  Speaker 2: are listening to the Big Show brought to you by
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  Speaker 2: Night Day Moggie Austellian house life.
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  Speaker 3: Going pretty grassy, your mad dog, your six son of
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  Speaker 3: a bee, although not a handy. I'm normally running at
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  Speaker 3: a handy when I come in here. But we'll get
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  Speaker 3: to that shortly, all right, Sure, man, just a little
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  Speaker 3: teasy for all the listeners out there. You're gonna have
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  Speaker 3: a little chat about the third day of my hangover
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  Speaker 3: that I'm enduring. Sure, look at backbone. I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: shut up and get on with it. Yeah, absolutely, But
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  Speaker 3: you know I'll be there's some bit, there's some people
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  Speaker 3: out there that can relate to what I'm going through.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely, mate, And I've got some thoughts on that as well,
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  Speaker 2: in terms of the third day of a hangover. But
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  Speaker 2: having said that, you know, I know that you're not
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  Speaker 2: a HUNDI, God, you're looking good man.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how I do it, neither do I.
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  Speaker 2: I mean it just it's beyond comprehension almost, it's unreal.
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  Speaker 2: It's just incredible. Jesus good.
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  Speaker 4: On the other hand, Keys on the other hand, me
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  Speaker 4: Jace went to is that you're looking good man, which
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  Speaker 4: is every day because he says it with an air
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  Speaker 4: of you look like crap. You know what I mean
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  Speaker 4: because I really tried hard today, and look, have you
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  Speaker 4: conditioned it?
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  Speaker 3: I have conditioned it.
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  Speaker 2: I knew it.
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  Speaker 3: It's really buffy.
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  Speaker 2: It's not buffy. Oh mate, good Seriously, you look great?
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  Speaker 2: Is that is it?
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  Speaker 3: And that leads up on T shirt you got there?
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  Speaker 3: Have you had that for forty years or is it
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  Speaker 3: bring new? I've had this one for two months.
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  Speaker 2: Can I ask? Do you ewn your T shirts? Or
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  Speaker 2: does your wife?
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  Speaker 4: Why would I get my wife? Just because you get
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  Speaker 4: your wife to do all that stuff for you, JAS
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  Speaker 4: doesn't mean I do.
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  Speaker 2: Actually that's true, she does do the ironing. I'm bad
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  Speaker 2: at its own.
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  Speaker 3: That patriarchy you own here as well.
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  Speaker 2: Regardless, I'm loving the T shirt, I'm loving the hair,
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  Speaker 2: I'm loving the tan slacks with the little pin stripe
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  Speaker 2: down there. You're looking good, man, You're looking good kids.
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  Speaker 4: Is that a new shirt you're worrying? Men, I've never
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  Speaker 4: seen that one before. It's like someone took a handkerchief
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  Speaker 4: and made it into a ship.
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  Speaker 2: Right well, I think.
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  Speaker 3: It's not new to the world.
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  Speaker 2: I mean it's come off the back of a dead man.
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  Speaker 2: Is it new to you?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 2: No, I've had this one for quite some time. I
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  Speaker 2: just it's one of those ships that I look at
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  Speaker 2: all the time and I go, I think na. And
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  Speaker 2: then I put it on today and I was like, holy.
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  Speaker 3: Hell, hello, And did you grave rob that one? No?
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  Speaker 2: It was I think my wife's second hand shopping, right yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because she keeps asking me, because she brought me about
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  Speaker 2: four or five ships the other day and she said,
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  Speaker 2: have you tried them on yet? And I tried one
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  Speaker 2: of them on and it was just a bit too
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  Speaker 2: tired around the buzzies. But you've been hammering the gym though, man, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's true. My picks are just pounding out.
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  Speaker 4: I told you as well that my wife saw a
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  Speaker 4: photo of your wife holding one of her shirts that
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  Speaker 4: she'd brought you. She said, oh god, no, they can't
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  Speaker 4: be serious. He cannot wear that and you've worn it today,
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  Speaker 4: so well done.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks man. We'll get the punter's view on it.
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  Speaker 2: In the meantime, let's have some tune start up with
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  Speaker 2: a bit of Blur.
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  Speaker 1: The Hole, Achy Big Shoes with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
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  Speaker 1: and Kesy My.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, a bit of pearl Jam. Always feel good listening
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  Speaker 2: to pearl Jam, but magie issues. Yeah, man, I've got
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  Speaker 2: some shoes.
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  Speaker 3: So I had a bit of a night on Saturday
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  Speaker 3: there when I had a Wakiki Island and went to
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  Speaker 3: a birthday party and finished up at about one thirty
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  Speaker 3: or so, got to be at around about two o'clock,
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  Speaker 3: gliding in the room's bed. Didn't get a great sleep,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm actually now I'm actually on day three of
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  Speaker 3: a hangover. Sure sad day one. You expect day one,
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  Speaker 3: don't you. That's the first day keasy Yeah, okay, So
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  Speaker 3: that was on me Sunday. There was expecting that to
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  Speaker 3: be a little bit rough, and it was a bit rough, okay,
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  Speaker 3: But I don't get nauseous.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if you're a hangover heavy Woody Jay,
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  Speaker 4: you're a woozy guy.
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  Speaker 2: I I was just meant to ask you how you
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  Speaker 2: feel on that day. I feel, yes, nauseous, nauseous but
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  Speaker 2: not vomity, highly anxious and twitchy.
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  Speaker 3: Right right now, I'm pretty rely just tired. I don't
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  Speaker 3: feel sick. I'm just I've got no interest in doing anything.
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  Speaker 3: My wife is really good about them getting out and
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  Speaker 3: going and doing stuff. I'm not. I am not leaving
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  Speaker 3: the house. Sure, forget about it. So that was Sunday.
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  Speaker 3: Yesterday bloody hell, I was tired, man, Yeah, same again.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it would get better yesterday actually, but actually
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  Speaker 3: it was probably even a little bit worse.
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  Speaker 4: To be honest, is the first day you're so distracted, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you're probably that tired, But then the next day you're
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  Speaker 4: just tired without the headache and the weirdness.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely, gas, Yeah I was. I was guessed and
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  Speaker 3: a little bit woozy.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: And then tomorrow was like last night. So I was like,
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  Speaker 3: the key is I've got to go to bed early. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: all right, you want to go to bed early. That's
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  Speaker 3: one of the secrets Keezy and write and what eat?
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  Speaker 3: You've got to eat food?
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  Speaker 2: That's problem. I can't eat. Yeah, it's one of the
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  Speaker 2: keys Keezy and you tend to soak it out. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: he doesn't have any problem with that.
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  Speaker 3: And then so I got myself an early night, and
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  Speaker 3: then I woke up today and I'm bug it again, sure, right,
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  Speaker 3: a little bit woozy. I just don't feel like I'm
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  Speaker 3: on the app. And I think it's because I went
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  Speaker 3: to bed after midnight and normally what I'll try and
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  Speaker 3: do is I'll try and be done by ten. Sure,
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  Speaker 3: I think it's a lack of sleep that just baggers
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  Speaker 3: me up on that first night. Do you have any
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  Speaker 3: like specialist things you do whenever you're a bit hungover, Well,
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  Speaker 3: I've always got to. You go to make sure you
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  Speaker 3: drink a lot of water. And I think people can
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  Speaker 3: get away from their proteins they start going carb heavy.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's a mistake, CAZy right Sunday, of course
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  Speaker 3: it was still the weekend. So I had half a
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  Speaker 3: dozen cans of those margar readers responsibly, Yeah, and about
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  Speaker 3: probably ten to fifteen dart that was on Sunday. That
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  Speaker 3: was on the Sunday in a bottle of wine, because
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  Speaker 3: you just need to take the edge off. I hear
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  Speaker 3: that hangover. Sure, And once you've got like half a
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  Speaker 3: dozen Margareine and half a bottle of one, and you're
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  Speaker 3: in ten to fifteen. You start forgetting responsibly actually why
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  Speaker 3: you felt bad in the first place, and actually you
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  Speaker 3: start feeling pretty bloody.
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  Speaker 2: Good, like actually, I feel pretty good, buddy good now.
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  Speaker 3: And that's when I have some of my best ideas,
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  Speaker 3: like let's go out, Yes, let's open another bottle of wine. Right,
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  Speaker 3: let's go get another pack of the dats. You did that, Okay?
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  Speaker 3: So that was Sunday, right, and then Monday. As I say,
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  Speaker 3: I was bit tired on Monday, yeah, yeah, actually, and
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  Speaker 3: I had a bit of work on and everything like that,
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  Speaker 3: so I just took it easy, and I got home
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  Speaker 3: last night and had two bottles of red before bed.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you responsible, and about twenty or thirty Siggi's yeah,
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  Speaker 3: just when you're sitting down there and you're just in
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  Speaker 3: front of the Italian all that, you just need something
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  Speaker 3: to chill, just take the edge of it. And actually,
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  Speaker 3: by the end of that second bottle, I was actually
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  Speaker 3: starting to feel pretty good again. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Because I'm saying it's weird, isn't it. It's
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  Speaker 2: so weird how that happened.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think it's a three day hangover you've got.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's just a third hangover, you know, like
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  Speaker 4: because you hear it like hear the dog. They call
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  Speaker 4: the day you have here with the dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: but you're eating the whole dog.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it seems like it's a yummy dog. Oh it's
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  Speaker 3: a great dog.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, it's my favorite kind of dog. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So if it doesn't do poos on your bed, Jay's
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  Speaker 3: like your dog.
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  Speaker 2: So okay, No, generally when I when I'm doing the
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  Speaker 2: heir of the dog, I do poos on the bed.
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  Speaker 4: Well, if anyone's got the ideas three four eight three
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  Speaker 4: on how Mike can cure us because you're doing everything
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  Speaker 4: you can, but.
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  Speaker 2: Doing everything I can. Man, it'll come right, mate, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: See I am tomorrow. Yeah yeah, I got a few
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  Speaker 3: plans around that.
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  Speaker 2: Indeed for Telly's there on the radio. Hold Archy Big
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  Speaker 2: Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is four twenty four
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  Speaker 2: and all as well. Okay, fellows, got a business proposition
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  Speaker 2: I want to put by you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, do you want us to invest in it? Or
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  Speaker 3: do you just wanted to run it by us.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to run it by you this sure, m.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, tell me if it's a good idea
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  Speaker 2: or a terrible idea. Now, I don't know about you guys,
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  Speaker 2: but if there's one thing that gets deep inside my goat,
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  Speaker 2: it's waste. It's throwing things product waste. Now I've had
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  Speaker 2: this concept. I'll give you that. The name of the concept.
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  Speaker 2: It's Hoodie Jay's many loaves. I hate it now, many
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  Speaker 2: load loaves as an of bread and brackets. Well you
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  Speaker 2: have that in brackets. I could do many loaves. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know how it is in your house, but this
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  Speaker 2: is how it is. This is how it is in
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  Speaker 2: my house. We waste and throw out so much bread,
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  Speaker 2: my wife and I to the point where we have
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  Speaker 2: where we constantly berate ourselves and go, oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: We never eat the bread. Well, I mean, we're in
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  Speaker 2: a couple or three or four or five pieces of
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  Speaker 2: a loaf, and then it eventually goes off and we
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  Speaker 2: end up just buffing it and it does my head.
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  Speaker 2: And so in your average loaf fell a loaf, you
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  Speaker 2: get twenty to twenty one pieces of sliced bread. Do
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  Speaker 2: you yes, you do. And I was thinking to myself,
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  Speaker 2: you know what, what if you created many loaves of
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  Speaker 2: bread so about and you actually bake them? You know,
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  Speaker 2: you set it up so that you bake many loaves
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  Speaker 2: of bread?
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  Speaker 3: Are you saying many or many?
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  Speaker 2: Many?
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  Speaker 3: Are many?
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  Speaker 2: Many lives?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: So smaller loaf of bread, yes, small slices though.
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  Speaker 2: Same sloze, same size, but its just a smaller load,
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  Speaker 2: stubbier love. And you've only got eight to ten slices
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  Speaker 2: in the life. And I'm thinking to myself, I'm thinking
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  Speaker 2: of you set people that live by themselves for example, right,
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  Speaker 2: I'm thinking about elderly couples that.
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  Speaker 3: Or elderly people there that are a husband or wife.
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  Speaker 2: Is exactly Mogi, good point, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: And even just in my own case, and I think
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  Speaker 2: about how much bread I throw out because it's gone
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  Speaker 2: off and you know how, And I'm convinced of this.
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  Speaker 2: People like mini versions of things. You'll cast your mind back, Megan,
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  Speaker 2: And I'm sure you were a big fan of this.
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  Speaker 2: The ten pack of durries, for example. People love the
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  Speaker 2: ten pack of durries, right because they didn't want to
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  Speaker 2: spend all the money on fask and the hip flask,
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  Speaker 2: things like that, And I'm convinced if you could, you know,
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  Speaker 2: you can have different kinds of bread. Obviously your whole
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  Speaker 2: grains and stuff like what Kimble white grain, white bread,
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  Speaker 2: just little mini loaves that are sort of brightly packaged.
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  Speaker 2: I reckon that'd sell like hot crossbunds.
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  Speaker 3: The best things, and sliced bread the best. That could
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  Speaker 3: be the mono, that could be the tagline.
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  Speaker 2: I like that. Now, do you do you guys think
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  Speaker 2: there's a market for that?
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  Speaker 3: Let me think, Let me think. I mean, I'll tell
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  Speaker 3: you what I do with my loaf. Every time we
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  Speaker 3: get a lot. We get a loaf every week, and
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  Speaker 3: I put it in the freezer same sorry, I'm not finished,
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  Speaker 3: and then I take it at each slice. When I'm using,
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  Speaker 3: I put it in the toaster because I never use
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  Speaker 3: my bread for sandwiches ever.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, if you do, just get them out an hour beforehand,
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  Speaker 4: and they'll defrost, de frost, that's true.
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  Speaker 3: And then what I find is they never for it.
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  Speaker 3: They never go moldy, they never go off because it's
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  Speaker 3: in the freezer. That's right now. On occasion, I might
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  Speaker 3: get a nice loaf, a nice loaf for a Sunday
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  Speaker 3: lunch or something like that, and.
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  Speaker 2: We'll mow.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, and we'll mow that all on one day, no trouble.
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  Speaker 4: The thing I'm a bit concerned about, jas is, have
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  Speaker 4: you thought about like security? You know, what if someone
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  Speaker 4: comes along and tries to pinch a life?
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  Speaker 2: True? But what I'm hearing there, Mogi is admindmin and
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  Speaker 2: admin put in the freezer. Understand fond. I'm fond of
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  Speaker 2: the sandwich and I don't want to be defrosting frozen bread.
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  Speaker 4: You realize I figured that what's happening here is all
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  Speaker 4: that extra bread you've got has attracted the duck that
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  Speaker 4: comes to does poose once a week?
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  Speaker 2: No, we put it in the and the food recycle
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  Speaker 2: for the duck. No, the loaf of bread?
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  Speaker 3: What is hang on? What New Zealand?
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  Speaker 4: What do you think of Fordj's idea three four eight three?
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  Speaker 4: Let us know your feedback.
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  Speaker 2: I want to, you know, just to visualize it fell
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  Speaker 2: as a cute little mini loaf of bread.
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  Speaker 3: I like the idea of it. Yeah, eight person is
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  Speaker 3: here on three four eight three. Why don't you just
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  Speaker 3: freeze some?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not freeze some though, Jays freeze half of it.
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  Speaker 3: Why don't you get through your other ten and a
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  Speaker 3: half pieces from your twenty one pieces in the in
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  Speaker 3: the old loaf? There did you get out all the others?
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  Speaker 2: I've got to be honest with you. My freezer's choker
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  Speaker 2: at the moment. But just all sorts of shit in there,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Duck shit.
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  Speaker 2: a zero point three to one drop.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, well and my sheer. But I'm still running
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  Speaker 5: a positive net positive.
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  Speaker 3: So what does that mean in terms of your losses?
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  Speaker 2: About three bucks?
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  Speaker 3: Can I ask you and sorry to Sor, to get
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  Speaker 3: down into the nitty gritty. Is that over the last
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  Speaker 3: twenty four hours or is that in the last seven days?
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  Speaker 3: with the big show, since the last financial report with me? No, no,
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  Speaker 3: today twenty four hours?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, it's had a bit of a dip. I was
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  Speaker 2: right up there. I was. I was sort of one
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  Speaker 2: point seven positive there, one point seven percent positive a
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  Speaker 2: Machersi's portfolio. Then a couple of the stocks that I
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  Speaker 2: bought the ass fell out of them, just briefly, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean. Have you had a bit of
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  Speaker 2: a dip there, Kysy.
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  Speaker 3: Have you got any hot tips for people looking to
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  Speaker 3: get into investing?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 2: The really hot thing at the moment out there is
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  Speaker 2: animal fur, a real animal fur. Oh really yeah, because
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  Speaker 2: we went through that sort of PC period of you know,
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  Speaker 2: real animal furs and not cool and sort of stuff
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  Speaker 2: like that. Now people are right back into it and
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  Speaker 2: she's skyrocketing.
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  Speaker 3: Is there any particular because I know mink was very
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  Speaker 3: popular for a long period of time. Very small animal
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: and takes a lot to turn into a nice big
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: sort of ankle lenk coat for your MIDI there, Sure,
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: is that what they're sort of looking at now? Is
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: it more moving across into your possums.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's more your rodents that you're looking at, your
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: bush rat, your possums bush yeah, your water rats. Your
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: beaver's right?
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: For example, if I skinned the beaver, Yeah, what are
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: we making a head out of that?
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: What's the deal?
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Well, it depends on how big the beaver is.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: Clearly it's just say it's a big beaver, but I'm.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: Talking about it. It's just like a primary resource.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: Meaning that that's the trouble though with beaver. If it's
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: been in the water. Yeah, and you've got a wet beaver,
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: then there's that the sort of that you can't wear that,
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: can you?
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: No, beaver is the sort of water resistant though, yeah.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're still very wet when you when you
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: get them, and like if I was to get a beaver.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: You got a soaking wet beaver. Yeah, if I got
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: a wet beaver, I would not be making a head
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: out of it.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: What would you do with it?
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: Well, I've tried off first.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Stick first.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: What we're just getting into it? That's fine, play steak first.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Hold Ikey, welcome back your messive backbone. Hope your Tuesday
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: is treating you well. You're listening to the Big Show
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: brought to you by Night the Keysy Special at night
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: and day today. What's what's that again? Keezy?
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: Good question, Jas, thanks for checking it over to me.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: There for all the fifty, you get a flat white
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: oh brewster made hell of a caffeine.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: You don't like those? Yeah, but isn't it an instant?
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: No, that's not true. I do like both. I prefer
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: instant coffee.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: Right, Okay, that's normal because you're a working man. A
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: keasy that's right?
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: Blue dinnim in these veins? Ja, sure, so it's a
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: foot all the fifty coffee. You also get a packet
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: of Muncho's. I see tomato, tomato my favorite balls. No,
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: I'm stupid. Grain waves, Selza.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: A double pack of nasal Spray, A double pack.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: Of nasal Spray extra large, Connies massive ones.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: Huge, can give over your head and blowing them up
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: with your Yeah, man and all that is twelve ninety nine. Yeah,
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: that's how we're starting the five o'clock, are is it? No?
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: I just wonder what the Keysy speech.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Well, you can ask me off here and I'll just
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: I'll just send it to.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Well, just what's you know, if people are going into
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Night and Day and buying, you know, they want the
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Kezy Special, they want to know what they're buying Keysy.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: So it's informing the public.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: Did I mention that it comes with a saucy roll?
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah, and oh yeah sachet
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: of sauce. Yeah nice. Now listen, Kezy's been worried about
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: being canceled lately. It's something that he's it's just thought
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: a lot about. He feels like, particularly with this show
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: for some reason, Mogie that it's only a matter of
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: time before it happens to one of us.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: That's right, and I want to basically, I want to
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: have a plan in place for it if something happens
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: and I'm about to be canceled or I've been canceled?
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: What do I do to combat that?
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: So if we can do a scenario, maybe figure out
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: what it was that got me canceled first and then
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: do a scenario or how to address the nation. Yeah,
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: that would just really help midnight when I'm trying to
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: sleep and I just worry about oh, you know, Jason's
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: being racist or Bogie's doing weird stuff to animals like
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: it just it's weighs on my mind.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: That would just help out a lot. Fail As if
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: we could do that.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Sounds good, mate. In the meantime, a bit of Metallica
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: rough to fan the Brewery of.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: The the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Hodarchy Radio Head.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: There on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: The time is exactly fourteen minutes past five. Now. In
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: some ways, every radio hosts fear is when you're doing
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: a live show, as we as we do that, at
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: some stage you're going to say something that could potentially
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: see you getting canceled. That's right, you know what I mean.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: That's something that we're forever on the precipice of, not
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: something I worry about too much. But I know Keys
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: that you have been staying awake at night thinking that
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: that may happen to you at some point.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: You sort of you're trying to get to sleep and
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: you start thinking, oh man, what would happen? Because you're
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: on a it is a delicate balance. You know, you're
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: trying to be entertaining, You're trying to you know, you
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: say some things that get people thinking, but at the
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: same time, you can get canceled at any second.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: Sure for saying so.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: And I'm just I want to have a plan in
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: place for if that does inevitably happen, because we're hear
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: a hodack, we're pushing the boundaries, you know, so that
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: at night when I start worrying about it, I say, no,
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: I've rehearsed this, I know exactly what I'll do, and
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: I'll have a plan that to put in place.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Sure, so you guys don't worry about this at all.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: No, Nah. You know, when I think about some of
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: the chat that you have off here, sometimes I have
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: a concern that's I go, Paul, jeez, thank god the
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: MIC's not on.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it comes down to a hot mic situation because
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: some of the some of the off your chat is
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: very very spicy. Yeah, well, particularly from you, And then
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: you start thinking where all it takes is just for
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: a rogue push of the button. Yes, a moment, you know,
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: lapse of concentration, and you know all the world is
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: hearing what you really think.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how often is that? How often has that happened
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: with people? Though? With commentators and so forth, where the
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: old elbow mat pushed the my kind and they have
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: and they've said what they really think about stuff.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: And then, I mean, the good thing about this show
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: I like to think is that you are getting what
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: we really think. You are hearing us and how we
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: really are you know. I mean, obviously we dial it
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: back a bit for because you know, you don't want
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: to get in trouble. But the first thing I want
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: to establish is what do you think I'd be most
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: likely to get canceled for racism?
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Racism?
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Right or sexism? But racism is protected definitely a hot
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: button issue at the moment. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's for me,
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: the race, the racism, and that's what concerns me. I mean,
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: that's what keeps me up. But now I don't worry
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: about myself getting canceled. Yeah, because I'm pretty straight up
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: and down kind of a guy a backbone, if you will.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: But you're racism easy off here. You're great at keeping
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: it off off here. Thanks man, you know, don't you?
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: But yeah, that's my sort of soon for you, brother.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: Can you just remind me just because I'm so obviously
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: inherently racist that I don't even know what is right?
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: Like what was it? What stuff in particular that I
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: was saying. That's sort of like sort of trying to
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: get us to say then that we'll get when it
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: comes down to the last year. I'm keezy. So yeah,
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: I mean that's you've asked us, and that's what I
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: would say. Number one racism, number two sixism.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: I would actually have those two equal, to be honest,
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: text me, I think.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: So I think you know, you'd be more able to
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: get your way out of the sexism. Sure, sure, yeah, okay,
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: so racism.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: Okay, So I think I should we should do like
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: a scenario where I've been canceled because one of my
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: many off ere race space tirades has accidentally gone on here.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I have to sort of and I'll just
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: pull you up, honestly, they're not tirades. It's just a
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: very very casual, everyday kind of racism. Yeah, it is true.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so some of my everyday casual made it
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: to broadcast and I have to sort of address that.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: I think, yeah, embedded and trimsic.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, Well, wells the ever scenario where that's happened,
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: and I have to then deal with it next Yeah
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: that sounds good.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Okay's Great Big Show podcast.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Primal Screen there on the radio Honarkey Big Show this
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Tuesday afternoon. We were talking in the previous voice break
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: about Kezy and his deep concern about being canceled on
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: air for something that he said, maybe not necessarily on air,
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: it might be a hot mic moment where he said
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: something and how he deals with that particular scenario.
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I've accidentally put the mic on, yes, whilst
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: saying something.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: That I thought was off. He begging somebody from another country,
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: and it's not it's not specific to any country. No,
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: it's just sort of a uniform dislike for anyone that's
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: not a real New Zealander.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how I used to put it there, right cool. So, okay,
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: So I think what I do is I deliver a
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: statement to the press.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: I think, yes, I think you need to.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: I think Hodaki as a whole would call a bit
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: of a press conference.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: I think Boggley would would.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: Now, I've never had to front the media, So have
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: you got any sort of advices on how I should
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: do it?
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Jase? Yeah, Well, first and foremost, I think you need
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: to own it, right, Yeah, you know, you definitely need
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: to own it.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: There's no way to sort of reposition the thing that
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: was said and make it out like it was a misunderstanding.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's pretty clear, pretty clear for you, particularly
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: if it's you, because you're very blatant with it.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: So the thing I said that I thought was off here,
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: that was very racist. Yes, there's no talking my way
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: out of it.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: No, no, I don't even try to. Okay.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: So the trick is, whenever you're owning something and really
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: owning it, yeah, okay, you've got to make yourself look
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: like the real victim really is I was thinking I
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: should try and avoid that.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, not at all.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: So what you want to do is you sort of go,
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: look absolutely I said this, and I apologize to you know,
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: anybody that I may have offended, and there would have
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: been a lot of you because what I said was
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: completely unacceptable to any communities, to many communicat sees, and
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: I was unaware of that because it's just sort of,
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: as I say, it's just ingrained in me, embedded, embedded,
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: it's part of my DNA, it's who I am. Yes,
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: but I'm working on myself, you know. And also, if
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: you've got any kind of drug and alcohol problem, okay,
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: chuck it in.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Blame it on that.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, any kind of sort of skeletons in the closet
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: during your upbringing, yep, chuck that in there. You know,
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: any sort of work mates that you can blame.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: It on as well.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, all right.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Well, while at the same time it's a balancing act.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's tricky, isn't it. Yeah, hard to come back.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: All right, So let's start the scenario. Sounds like a
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: press conference, a does.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: Thank you all for hanging hang on before you before
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: you even start there, is that what you're going to wear?
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: Well, No, obviously in the situation, I'll be wearing a suit.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, something where you're making a bit of an event,
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: not like you've just been on a bender and rolled
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: out of bed with your bangs all over that.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: I'll keep that in mind. Jay's for the real situations.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: Just reminded us is just a run through it sure, sure, Okay,
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: thank you all for being here today. Unfortunately it's not sorry,
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: but Mike's feedback there.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: That's my bed. Had a few issues with Mike Slately.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: No, just so.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: You can't try and lighten up God this Mike.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: I wish I was here under bit of circumstances. But
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: the truth is I'm not. I made a mistake. I
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: screwed up massively.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: I don't know why. That's funny, And unfortunately.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: I have offended a lot of various communities in New
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: Zealand right now and in fact around the world, and
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: there will be a lot of people because I have
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: an inherent, deep seated racism that is part of my DNA,
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: It's who I am.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: I am very racist, speaking a bit emotional at this point.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: You need to and that was a good that's a
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: great point, Jason. Yeah, No one's going to believe it
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: if you don't start sobbing. Yeah, Okay, it's good. Okay,
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: it's quite a lot. I'm just so racist, it's so full.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Of hate, so many people not what not comedy, sobbing
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: like I need you to really cry. I want to.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: I want to hear the pain.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: And I wouldn't focus on your racism too much. If
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: there's one thing they know about it, you need to
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: sort of try and get away from it.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: Look, I made a mistake, and the truth of the
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: matter is.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: I've been getting steemed a lot lately and it's just
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: got been a weird head space.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: And I'm really sorry.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: And i'd just like to apologize to Jason Mike Minogue
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: from Willington Paranormal for, you know, bringing the show the
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: good name of the Big Show.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Disrepute. Yeah, I'm sorry, Sorry, Bogsy, I'm sorry, Pugs.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: I just want to make the point. Sorry, Toddy, we
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: already know this about you, right, So you don't really
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: need to be apologizing to me and Pugs and Moogie
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: because we've been listening to it for three years.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, all the racist stuffy Yeah, Okay. The other
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: thing is you don't want to bang on too much?
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Can I say that you want to sort of keep
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: it short and sharp because obviously you're going to have
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: your day in court pretty soon, and you don't want
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: to sort of dig yourself.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Your own grave.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Yes, with what you're peddling out now, you know what
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: I mean, unless.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: It's more you're incriminating yourself further.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: Okay, I did it, and I'm sorry to all those
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: whom I offended, and it will not happen again. And
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: I have signed up to an anti racism course which
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: Jase is also doing. Thank you for coming out today.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Cheers all good, well, good enough, and I'll have to
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: do Keasy the Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Tune in on radio.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Radio, Horaki. Would you rather Helly Fishing or Helly Gold?
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Let's find out what this great New Zealander would juice
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: or New Zealanders And let's go straight to the phone
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: line and get a Fletcher from wood End. How's life
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: oh yourself? Yeah? Good? Thanks mate? Where's wood End? Just
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: nearing your get every way? Ah? Yeah yeah, bagbone? What
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: do you do for a crasp? Ah? He's a double backbone?
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Fletcher? What are you doing? Mate? Halle fishing or Halley golfish?
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: It would be nice. I'll pass you over to Punts
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: in the studio being will sort you out all right.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: See you get a Vicky, how's life? Oh it's fantastic,
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: thank you? Yeah, good, thanks Vicky, very good. What do
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: you do for a crust? Vicky tails at Chester? Massive backbone?
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Now let me try What are we thinking? Vicky is
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: going to go for here? Fellas?
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: I think Vicky from Golf Harbor will soon be Vicky
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: from Helly Golf Harbor.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe what do you what do you be? Correct?
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: Yea nice man, fellas, stay.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: On the line there, Vicky and Puck San will sort
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: you out, all right, thinking you have a great down Todd,
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: your man bastard house life? How you going mate? Good?
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Good, thanks mate? I see you're a courier. Are you're busy?
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: No?
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: Good?
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Great?
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Right, great small talk man.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks man. I'm pecking. Todd's going fishing.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: I'm pecking Todd's going golfing, Todd, what are you going?
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: I'll go.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Golf two for golf. First time that's ever had.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: What a day to be alive?
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: Hey, Ja?
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Yes you throughlicious? Oh yeah yeah, yeah, good on your mate.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: You can't wait. He's looking at me going bring it on,
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: bring it on. I'll check you over there. Todd.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Hey, fellas, do you want a little would you rather question.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, hit me.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: Would you rather have a personal maid or a personal chef?
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Good? Question made that because they do what you're cleaning
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: for your keezy? Is that? What did you think?
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: No?
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: I just wanted to know. Why is that that's interesting
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: old Kezy, isn't it? Because straight away he's thinking a
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: maid as a female and that's the kind of sex
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: literally from son, don't hang on, I'm not keezy sogn
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: I literally don't like it when you.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: Call him keezy soign because he's such a massive racist.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: We finished that segment. We put that one to bed.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: This is a new one with our good friends and
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: trans who wouldn't want that sort of chance?
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: I haven't answered you. Would you rather?
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: Sorry, Jase? Would you rather men?
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Personal chef?
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Personal chef?
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Why is that just because I love good food?
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: Was because you don't like your wife's cooking?
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: That's part of it. I see what you mean about
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: the sex.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: It's what you were saying off here.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: It is terrible. Hey.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: By the way, shout out to HELLI Trans Helicopters for
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: offering both of these packages. The fishing, of course is
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: off Great Barrier Island with all the stuff included to
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: bring home a big one and the Hallie golf is
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: at beautiful Miodi white golf links with flights of course,
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: green FeAs golf carts and some yummy hospit all right.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: Fellas happy with that, yeah, man Chuan.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: But the yummy boys for you and your Tuesday wide open.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Turn it open, Turn it open, Turn it open, Yeah,
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: turn it open.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: On radio hold Stone Temple pilots there on the radio,
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: holdankey big show this Tuesday evening. The time is five
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: forty eight, And I just wanted a bit of an
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: update Mogie on your your mustache conundrum. And what I
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: mean by that is your wife, on a number of
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: occasions now has said to you she does not like it. Yes,
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: it's stinky, yes, and that she wants you to get
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: rid of it, and you have held steadfast. I have
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: and said no, ma'am, I shall not move. That's right.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: And I've had it a couple of it's probably a
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: couple of times a week now. She's asking, right, when
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: is it?
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: When is it going?
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: When does she asks it? When she gets near it?
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: When she gets near it, Yeah, okay, so she can
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: smell it. Sure, she's over it at that point. Yeah,
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: And I don't know what to do because it's looking.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: So good, it's looking bushie.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: Do you feel like hot with it?
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Because I do with mine?
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Do you? You shouldn't.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I feel hot with it, but
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: I prefer I prefer having it.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: And I never thought i'd be a mustache guy, you
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: know what I mean.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: I was goady guy for a while in my early twenties.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I went through a bit of a Shakespearean goaty stage. Yeah,
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: and that was hot.
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: I just don't find mustache is hot, do you not? No,
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: even on a man like I'm with your wife on this?
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: What are you looking at me like that? For key?
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: Seems because you're massively and so my mustache an opportunity
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: to jump in and get you with something.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: But no, now your mustaches you've both got lovely missa.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: No, I don't think you need to start lying to
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Kizy and I do. I take your point. It's it's
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: a tricky thing because from her point of view, when
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: we got together, I didn't have a mustache. Sure, and
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: now I've got one and she doesn't like the mustache,
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: so she is within her rights to ask me, we're
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: not going to get rid of it.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: But I like it.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: Were you ever soul patch? Mogi?
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: No went to sole pet? Was that the one under
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: the little lower lip there?
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I you see, I see people with mustaches and
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: think comedy. Yeah, that they'rettacking the pets? Yeah, exactly. You
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: know what I mean. It's not a serious thing.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: My dad's had one for fifty years.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: But yeah, he's a massive backbone though, right on his hands. Yeah, sure,
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: he's got greasy, he's got knots and nails and you
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: know where he's.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: Because he's a piece of wood. He's got nails and
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: not like an old tree.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: But I see where you're wife's coming from, right, Yeah, yeah,
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: and I but that's sort of a good thing, is
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: it to be be with someone?
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: Right? You're married to them as well, so it's very
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: triggy to get out of But you're not attracted to
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: them at all because they've got something on their face
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: and they.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Won't get rid of it.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: Well, you know what you should do, yeah, is ask
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Jace's wife how she gets through that.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: I knew I was just waiting for it, for to
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: finally find his way there. Ah yeah, I was going
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: to say it. She in terms of my wife, she
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: doesn't even bother anymore. Bother what about my appearance? She's
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: just like, oh whatever, Terry, I's back.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: So you what are you leading to? A leading a
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: certain way? I'm keeping it. I'm keeping it, But I
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: would like for her to be happy. And I guess
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: that's what's sad about it, isn't it As sometimes somebody
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: else's happiness there's just nothing you can do about it.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Sure, I mean there's nothing I can do about it,
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: and it's their responsibility. I mean, how does your wife
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: feel about your mo gey?
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: She loves it? She loves it like she gets weird
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: with it? Should we stoked that I'm saying that on radio?
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Ah okay, I'll never chat with it tonight.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: This song fire is Keezy yea certainly does I think
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: you should always does it? I'm not racist immigrants song.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Great tune the Hanarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Kezy tune in on Radio Zeppelin.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: There on the radio Honikey Big Show this Tuesday afternoon
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: now coming up after six o'clock. Make sure you tune
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: in and stay tuned in if you're already listening, because
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Moggi has been banging on about a show that he
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: wants to chat about what's on the TV with me,
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: Mike Min also a Keyzy and I are playing a
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: game of golf tomorrow morn Mogi. Yeah, and I have
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: really analyzed my performance after twenty years of not playing
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: the other week, and I think I've come up with
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: some answers. Right read my golf game awesome? Yeah, so whatever,
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: a little chat about that as well, but a.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: Golf care Yeah, I'm excited. Fellas.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Are you the Hurdichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodike.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Welcome back, your messive backbones. You're listening to the Big Show,
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: brought to you by Night. Hey, Mogi, are you listening
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: to any good podcasts at the.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: Moment, I was listening to the one about old Polky?
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Oh is there a podcast about this? A couple? Yeah?
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: Right, so given those a listen, and yeah, there's a
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: there's a few around. I'm trying to find some true
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: crime ones just to mix it up a bit, won't
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: you say you're listening to my gaming podcast, extremely casual gaming.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: No No, And I was saying I was listening to
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: my one well in some paranormal Yeah, it's right. Actually,
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: you know what I listened to. What's that darky Big
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: Show podcast outro?
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: I've heard about that.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: So basically the hdacky Big Show Fellers, they get in
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: and they do a little warm up potty for about
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: fifteen minutes, just shooting the breeze.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's a bit more iraten. It's kind of
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: like Jason you might describe as behind the scenes.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Sure man.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: It comes out every day at seven thirty along with
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: the highlights package of the show. Here's a little clip
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: of today's one about old Keyesy's granddad. He used to
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: fix toasters for rig and he had old bits. They
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: had a big ship full of old bits of everything,
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: and he knew everything worked. And now you just biffit
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: well with.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: The old ladies locally. Yeah he did.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. My god is his soul.
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Yes, it was like me explaining how my granddad
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: used to fix appliances for a living.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and make love a lot. Wow. Yeah, apparently a
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: bag bone. Yeah, it's such a quintessential kind of grand thing.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: I think my granddad had a ship. He was a carpenter,
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: had a shed full of stuff fellas.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: All sorts, a shed full of stuffed fellas, a shed.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: Full of stuffed fellas, and he was meticulous to everything.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Was you know, did touch stuff for.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: J What did your granddad do?
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: Moogie?
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: I never met him. He died when I was very young,
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: very young, hop by a truck. Actually yeah, yeah, So
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: he wasn't as meticulous as your grandfather's because he didn't
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: look both ways before crossing the road.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Chill and that's cool, Well it wasn't actually come on.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: The Hilarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: in four on Radio.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Jane's addiction There on the Radio ho Larky Big Show
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: this Tuesday evening. Speaking of addictions, let's talk golf golf
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: chat with double Bogey Moogie four mate.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: This is it, Yes, it's your So you guys went
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: out and had a game of golf last week, and
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: every single day since you've banged on about it. Somehow
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: you're trying to find a way that you can find
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: another time to go out and play golf when I
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: know neither of you got anything to do during the day,
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: and yet somehow it's proven extremely difficult. But you've managed
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: to carve out twenty five minutes tomorrow to get nine
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: holes in nice to the front. You're disgusting at nine
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: thirty tomorrow morning. So that's great looking forward, tou it goes.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: And also you think you've sold a few issues with
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: your game, love how to apply those.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: I'll be honest with your fellows. I've analyzed my performance,
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: my first my my first round back after twenty years
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: of not playing fifty nine.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: You shot at nine.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: And it was an atrocity. It was an aberration.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: It wasn't even that bad.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: Um and I had a really good think about it,
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: and I had a bit of analytics about it, and
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: I realized what I did wrong is I haven't spent
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: enough money, right, Yeah, new cat on my cat, you know.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: So I bought some brand new clubs and stuff. But
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: I think I'm going to upgrade immediately because my ones
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: were like a grand. I think I need to spend
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: three or four grand and some proper clubs.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: So grand should be for your driver alone. Yeah, yeah,
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: I want to play real golf. Will you get some
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: proper clothes men?
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: Because it's like you get your like your shit.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: You're wearing that weird hoodie, yes, and I'm not sure
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: that's really golf and sort of your filthy old.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: I've got some golf slacks that I'm going to wear.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: I bought some new golf shoes today which were eight
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: hundred bucks. And I figure, you know, in order to
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: do your best work, you need the best tools, right,
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: And that's and I think once I spend a bit more,
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: I'm you know, probably seven or eight K, then my
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: game will obviously increase exponentially.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: Well that's kind of my strategy.
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: I can show up on any given day full golf kit,
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: full you know, flash Trendler or the gear brand new,
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: you know, sort of twenty dollars the ball balls, yes,
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: and then instantly put them into the bush.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I don't care because I'm so wealthy. And
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: that's what makes you a good golf I.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Used to have a cricket coach and this is a
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: true story, and you used to say, you've got to
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: look like a cricketer if you're going to play like
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: a cricket. Well, are no idea? Is one of the
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: things that they say, Yeah, well, this is the thing
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: you know I need to invest heavenly financially new golf ball.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: Would you invest in your skills, man, like getting some
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: coaching or trying to sort of tap into some of
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: the experience and knowledge that people that have played the
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: game for a lot longer than you and they might
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: be able to pass it on to you.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't waste my money on that, not when
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: you could buy brand Yeah, when you can buy brand
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: new giars.
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: Have you got a golf towel yet? Because you want
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: to pay a little bit extra and get a micro
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: fiber one?
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got a micro fiber one good.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it seems I've got a logo on it
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: because it's no good if it's just a plain one callaway?
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: Is that cool? Keys Galloway? Yeah?
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: What club rush have you got?
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: Pad?
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: Oh damn, it's what club rush?
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah? You see the fact that I don't have a
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: club brush that's already added bloody eight to my handicap.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing.
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: And you don't just want to go get a cheap
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: club rush. You want one with like real fur, like
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: maybe beaver for.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: Can I use a toilet brush for the meantime until
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: I find a proper one.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, bring a toilet brush.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah cool.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: It's a really good sweet It's a great idea.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: But as I as I said Maggie, I think my
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: first hint to fifteen rounds will be aberrations, and then
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: after that I'll get worse. Yeah, I think.
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: So.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: I'm looking forward to hearing how you go tomorrow.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: I've got better pants tomorrow and golf shoes. Yes, Mike,
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: do you want to come? Were too?
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: Golf?
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: I'm very busy. This is tomorrow right at nine thirty. God, yeah,
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: flat out. Oh wow.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: It's a shame. Yeah, it's a shame, but I'm sure
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: I'll hear all about it to.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: The Big Show podcast in there on the radio, holdankey
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Big show this Tuesday evening. Let's talk TV. What's on
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: the Telly with Mike Minogue.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's when I went to be in real early man.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: I was looking forward to watching some TV, and then
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: maw Ath came to bed and decided it was time
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: to do some book some flights, Book some flights because
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: at school holidays next week, going to book these flights.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: She's been talking about doing it for probably two and
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: a half months. Sure, so now she's going next week.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: Now it's time to start booking expensive. Oh you'd be
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: amazed difference in costs from when she first started talking
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: about it. And also we have to book a New
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: Year's travel, which we've been talking about for a year,
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: and god knows how much that's gone up to. Anyway,
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: what she was doing that, I decided to watch a
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: little movie there. Nice, Yes, I almost finished off rebel Ridge.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: Oh man, everybody's been watching that one point nine billion views,
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: good streams, and I don't know what all the fuss
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: is about. Man, sure, too much drama, non kicking ass.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: What's it called again? Rebel Ridge on Netflix? Okay, I
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: have a look at that.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Have you guys watched the I just said it suck?
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: Oh right, well you said drama.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: I just need something. It was more drama. It's meant
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: to be an action film and there's just so much gibbering.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, yeah, I was.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: Watched the Apple TV thing with Gary Oldman in it.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: I don't know that you have one that that that's
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: the next on my list after.
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: Bad Monkey, because for some reason I'm being served. I've
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: seen some of it, a lot of stuff about how
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: good it is. Yeah, from where like on Instagram and
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: Facebook and stuff.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: It just won the Yimmy for Best Writing.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: Wow, Okay, I might have to watch that actually because
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: I like Gary Oldman. He's great. Yeah, now fellas also
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: Kristin Scott Thomas.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: And that Mark just coincidentally, by the way, Magie don't
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: get me started about travel plans with family and stuff.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: Ooh boy. Now I watched because my wife was fatassing around.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: We didn't really focus on anything in particular. So I
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: ended up watching one of my go tos below zero,
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: which is people living in Alaska and you know, and
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: and surviving off grid basically and generally, I love those
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: shows because I have this fantasy within myself. I love
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: watching people hunt for their own food, you know, and
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: survive and difficult circumstances. But ye said last night on
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: the show, and I just doesn't sit comfortably comfortably with me.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: They were hunting beer, and I don't know, there's something
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: about killing a beer for food that just doesn't sit
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: right with me. A moose sure, a seal sure, a
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: fresh sure, a beaver a beaver sure?
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: What about a cockerteal?
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: No?
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: But something about killing a beer to eat it just
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: it just it's not good for me. I don't like it.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: No, what about a warris?
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: Yes, actually actually they got they hunted waris last night.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: It's I think it's called gurku is. The is the
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: native name gurku.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: You saying yes, just going to play a just in case,
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: just get there out.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: There feels safe.
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: But you know what I mean in terms of how
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: do you guys feel about someone shooting a beer to
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  Speaker 5: eat it?
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: I'm not bigger in any of it.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, to be honest, but yeah, yeah, so the
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: saying about it when they're cuddy, yeah, something cuddley. You
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: don't really like them being killed if they're.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: Ugly then yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what you mean.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: Cuddly lions you see, you know sure you don't want
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: them getting killed?
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: No, you eat human? No human?
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: What given the opportunity. But ass, there's in a slice
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: of ass cheek, you know what I mean? Would that
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: be the best? But the rump, I'm not sure that
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: it would be.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: Because yours have got hairs all over them. You'd have
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: to pluck it first.
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: That's just are Also, yeah, lambs have wool on them
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: to skin them? Yea, would you skin some ass?
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: No? I would not skin some ass and eat it.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: I watched them, it was great.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Oh you favor the.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Hodiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: And kisy your ch Hey, no, listen. If you're thinking
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: about bending the knee, I e. And that is to say,
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: proposing to that very special person in your life, yeah,
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: then you need to listen to what we're about to
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: talk about, because we're working with the good bastards from
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: Diamonds on Richmond at the moment, and they have secured
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: an amazing deal for the Big Show and Big Show listeners.
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: They say bastards, though, there's also women that worked down
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: there as well, so you should include them too.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: Sure, but a.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: Woman can be a bastard like a good bastard, That's
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: what I mean.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: And you know, yeah, yeah I did include them. Oh sure. Yeah.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: It sounds like it's a masculine a bastard as a
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: male though, you know, is it?
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, can only be a boy? Yeah that's right, right,
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: what's the female name for that?
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: What are your eggan.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: Fellers? But anyway, I love love The great deal of
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: the Dutch is amazing, Kezy, after all you been through, man,
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: I mean you've been dragged over the coals by love
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: and he's.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: Still there for it. Yeah. Well, having said that, to
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: be fair, MURGI, I mean he's married with a fiance
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: on the side. There, I'm not surprised.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: I love love, how much you love love regardless. The
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: more love I can give, the better, is what I
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: tell my wife and the good the good people at
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: diamonds or Richmond. So they've got a great deal going
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: at the moment. If you're in there before the twenty
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: fifth of October, you're buying an engagement ring and.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: You use the code, you say it to them, right, so,
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: mawaf they will pay the GST for you.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: Right, that's a bloody good deal.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: There, huge saving.
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: When you're talking thousands of dollars to buy a ring
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: or hundreds, it's a big saving.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: It's like you're buying it judy free. However, you might
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: not have to pay.
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: Anything because if you've got a Hodaki dot Co Dotti
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: dead right now, you could win a ten thousand dollars
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: diamond engagement ring courtesy of Diamonds on Richmond. All you
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: have to do is chuck your deats in there and
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: tell us a little bit about your dream proposal.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and we can out make it a reality. For example,
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: here's one is.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: That Anonymous from Anonymous. It's Anonymous is getting a lot
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: of action.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: Bay of Islands on Matsudo Island at the World War
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  Speaker 4: II bunkers.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: It is beautiful there is it? Yes?
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: It is?
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: Is it romantic?
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: Yes? It is?
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: How would we help in that situation? Because the other
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: thing is you also win the opportunity for the Hodache
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: Big Show to help you with your proposal.
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: You know what we could do he and or she yes,
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: or he and he and she and she are they
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: and them could do the The partner says yes I will,
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: or I do or I do, and then out of
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: the bunker jumps the Big Show and says.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that. And we wearing army gears and yeah,
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: and we throw great about this one. This is from
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: Anonymous again.
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: To make my backbone of a girlfriend, ma'am, I would
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: drop down to one knee aside the beautiful river Avon
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: and serenade her with one of Hoody J's poems, The
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: Avon So christ Yeah, that's the one in Christier Chase City. Yeah, yes,
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: how are you going to help with that one? On
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: a gondola, right, so flying us in Yeah, yeah, I'm
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: down for that.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: He'd have to commission me for the poem. Well, that's right,
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: and I'm not cheap.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: We don't have a punt, yeah right, we'd be punting along,
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: is that right?
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: Very nice? He goes down on one knee, yeah, and proposes,
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: and she says, I do, And then we pump pass
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: with like boating gear on sure and you know those
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: boating hack.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: Can Yeah, yeah, I love that idea.
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: And if you love it, to get yourself in the
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: drawer for that ten thousand dollars and go any more, man,
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: you dot co dot in z. I got one more.
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: I planned this from anonymous. I plan proposing in Europe
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: mid next year on this one, most likely in Turkey,
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: Globle gobble. I propose the flowers help with the surprise
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: and do it what's for tea Turkey special and get
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: their massive honkers fixed while they're over there.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: The Hdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: Dan said, over and out, Mogi, Yeah, man, another really
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: night for you.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: I've got a bit of work tonight. I actually got
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: some meetings planned in the Indian year. As soon as
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: I possibly can Are we going to be it's I'm
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: looking forward to that.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: Are they going to be on the computer. They're going
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: to be on the computer.
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, we're not going to people from the United Kingdom.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: Wow?
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh what time is it there? Then it'll be
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: eight am am. You should not wear pants, okay, I'll
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: take that into account for you. I'm going to see
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: you obviously to see your top half. Oh, I know
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: it's I'm auditioning for a for a play, all right.
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: And in Europe? Well yeah, yeah, that's right. But it's
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: on what do you call that place over there? It's
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: not Broadway, it's the other place, Shakespeare Lane or whatever it's.
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: Called Shakespeare Lane. Yeah? What is that place called? Is
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: bugging me? Now? Yeah?
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: Same?
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: Can you see? What are you up to?
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: Currently?
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: Trying to remember the name of this very well known
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: place for theaters in London? Yeah, that I've been to
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: and I can't remember the name of shack Tonight, I'll
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: be watching my wife gets home late.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: That sounds like a dirty flick, is Itow, I'll be
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: watching my wife get home late.
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: No, she's coming home from squash squash she No, she
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: doesn't Jase whatever you're about to say she does not,
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: all right, so she'll be home eight thirty.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: I would have made dinner, which is which is burgers
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: in the air fryer. Oh nice. Yeah, we've been doing
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: a bit of that actually, yeah, and rap why we're
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: doing it? Yeah, how you've been doing it? Yeah, Jason
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: has been doing it better and for longer than you
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: and everything.
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: So that's what I'll be doing. Then you'll go a
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: bit early and I will play playstession with Pugs on.
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: What are you doing Jace tonight?
• 56:13
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: Man, your backbone, just chilling out, I think, yeah, right,
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: you gonna watch anything in particular?
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: I mean no, not nothing in mind at this day.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Are you still watching the horse Pawn?
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: No, I've kind of gone off it now. I'm into
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: miniature horse pawn something about it that's really good.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: I thought you're into rocking horse porn.
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: Oh that you know horse porn, sea horse sometimes it depends, you.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: Know, horses for courses.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Nice. Um, and that's about that. Just chilling out
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: game of golf with Kezy tomorrow morning.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: You're not talking about tomorrow, Yeah, I'm saying, but what
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: do you have to tonight?
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Just going to better,