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- 0:00Speaker 1: Boom!
- 0:01Speaker 2: Shakalaka! It's our number four. Some have said it's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
- 0:09Speaker 2: Here in our number four, the Ben Maller Show podcast.
- 0:13Speaker 2: So what is your level of concern for Patriots quarterback
- 0:17Speaker 2: Drake May, another El Stinko for the New England quarterback?
- 0:21Speaker 2: Is this a paper cut, a flesh wound, or football amputation?
- 0:27Speaker 2: We'll take a look at that. And in Tennessee, what
- 0:30Speaker 2: do the Titans have to show for taking Cam Ward
- 0:34Speaker 2: with the top pick in the draft as he yet
- 0:37Speaker 2: again sucked at a time you cannot suck? And how
- 0:39Speaker 2: much stock should anyone put in John Harbaugh saying that
- 0:43Speaker 2: the Giants... Jameis Winston will remain QB1 no matter who
- 0:49Speaker 2: the Giants go out and add at the quarterback position.
- 0:52Speaker 2: We'll talk about all of that and more right now.
- 0:55Speaker 2: Give it up to my little friend. It's our number four.
- 0:58Speaker 2: Have a wonderful Monday, the 28th day of September. Here
- 1:01Speaker 2: is our number four. It is only week three of
- 1:09Speaker 2: the NFL season and already May Day, May Day, May Day.
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- 3:03Speaker 2: at DraftKings. The crown is yours. So our lead this hour.
- 3:10Speaker 2: is from the Sunshine State. We will tell you, if
- 3:12Speaker 2: you weren't up late, you're getting up early trying to
- 3:14Speaker 2: get the jump on traffic, I get it. A lot
- 3:16Speaker 2: of you get up the crack of you-know-what to be
- 3:19Speaker 2: part of the day-to-day and avoid traffic. So the Sunday
- 3:22Speaker 2: night game ended in a kerfluffle. It was a quagmire
- 3:28Speaker 2: as the Rams had intercepted the Broncos to close out
- 3:31Speaker 2: a win. Except the referees made a phantom pass interference call.
- 3:36Speaker 2: It was NBA-level thespian acting and flopping. And the referees
- 3:43Speaker 2: allowed the Bronco receiver to flop. And instead of an
- 3:46Speaker 2: interception ending the game for the Rams, it turned out
- 3:49Speaker 2: to be the Broncos kept the ball. It was another
- 3:52Speaker 2: controversial call, so Denver ends up winning the game. coming
- 3:54Speaker 2: back against the Rams last night. But our lead this
- 3:57Speaker 2: hour is from Florida, where the once-proud New England football
- 4:01Speaker 2: team got mollywhopped by Jacksonville. 35-6. Turn out the lads.
- 4:09Speaker 2: The party's over. Yes.
- 4:14Speaker 1: Bye-bye.
- 4:15Speaker 2: Mike Vrabel was so upset, he was looking for an
- 4:17Speaker 2: NFL insider to make him feel better. He admitted after
- 4:21Speaker 2: the game, he said, quote, my concern level is very high,
- 4:26Speaker 2: Vrabel said. If you didn't see this, perhaps not. Patriots
- 4:28Speaker 2: fell to 1-2 in a non-competitive performance with yet again
- 4:34Speaker 2: substandard quarterback play for the New England team, the culprit.
- 4:38Speaker 2: So if you didn't see this game, chances are you
- 4:40Speaker 2: did not. Drake Mayer, as we call him, Drek May,
- 4:45Speaker 2: and he served up some fresh brown drek right there.
- 4:49Speaker 2: Turnover machine. He threw two interceptions, lost a fumble, took
- 4:55Speaker 2: three sacks and a partridge in a pear tree. The
- 4:58Speaker 2: three giveaways directly produced 14 points for the Jacksonville football team.
- 5:03Speaker 2: Would have been more, except there was a missed field goal.
- 5:06Speaker 2: Long missed field goal. So May now has seven turnovers
- 5:11Speaker 2: through three games. He called his performance unacceptable. Do we
- 5:16Speaker 2: have Drake May? Here's Drake May, just to prove I'm
- 5:18Speaker 2: not lying. Here is Drake May.
- 5:22Speaker 3: I think if the ball starts rolling like that, we
- 5:26Speaker 3: can't get out of our own way and can't get
- 5:27Speaker 3: out of my own way personally. So I've got to
- 5:31Speaker 3: look myself in the mirror and take this as a
- 5:33Speaker 3: turning point. It's week three. At the same time, we've
- 5:36Speaker 3: got to have some fuel and realize that what we're
- 5:39Speaker 3: doing out there offensively has been unacceptable for three weeks.
- 5:44Speaker 3: So I've got to start with myself and then leave
- 5:48Speaker 3: these guys, and we've got to get back after it.
- 5:51Speaker 2: It seems like he's just saying that because he's supposed
- 5:53Speaker 2: to say it, doesn't it? He's like, well, let me
- 5:55Speaker 2: go through all my quarterback cliches. So the Patriots have
- 5:59Speaker 2: played three games out of 17. So that is about 20%
- 6:07Speaker 2: of the schedule, if my math is correct. I'm using
- 6:09Speaker 2: Mahler math. I believe a little less than 20%. And
- 6:14Speaker 2: here we are. So that's a good jumping off point.
- 6:15Speaker 2: Let us discuss the question. What is your level of concern...
- 6:20Speaker 2: For Patriots quarterback Drake May, is this a paper cut,
- 6:24Speaker 2: a flesh wound, or a football amputation? So I've got
- 6:31Speaker 2: Candyman County Fair, and we also have Morton Salt. And
- 6:38Speaker 2: we will combine all of these things together, and we
- 6:41Speaker 2: are going to have a giant spread of the Baba Ganoush,
- 6:45Speaker 2: the Gabagool, We're going to have a peanut butter and
- 6:48Speaker 2: jelly sandwich, and then we're going to have the jambalaya
- 6:51Speaker 2: for Benjamins. We get all that big menu here. It's
- 6:54Speaker 2: going to be massive, massive, massive. So to answer the question,
- 6:58Speaker 2: and I think it's a legitimate question, here's what is
- 7:01Speaker 2: your level of concern for Patriots quarterback Drake May? Again,
- 7:04Speaker 2: paper cut, flesh wound, football amputation. So after a minutes-long
- 7:08Speaker 2: deliberation of the available information and realizing that that this
- 7:15Speaker 2: does not just start this year. It actually is a
- 7:17Speaker 2: continuation of playoff Drake May. He did not finish last
- 7:23Speaker 2: season playing at a championship level. What are you talking about, Maller?
- 7:29Speaker 2: The Pats were in the Super Bowl. Yeah, okay. Put
- 7:33Speaker 2: your pom-poms down, dude. Okay, they were there in spite
- 7:36Speaker 2: of Drake May. Not because of Drake May, in spite
- 7:39Speaker 2: of Drake May. So my position on this is the
- 7:43Speaker 2: Patriots right now are already looking for a surgeon who
- 7:47Speaker 2: will accept the insurance from the Patriots. They're like, this
- 7:50Speaker 2: is bad. This is an amputation situation here. New England
- 7:53Speaker 2: spent all offseason polishing up Drake May. And my friends
- 7:57Speaker 2: in Boston were like, oh, yeah, we're going to give
- 7:59Speaker 2: him a new contract. He's going to be the highest
- 8:00Speaker 2: paid quarterback in like a year. They're going to give
- 8:02Speaker 2: him a new contract. Today, you make the call. If
- 8:07Speaker 2: you were the Patriots, based on what you've seen, Would
- 8:10Speaker 2: you pay Drake May? Plays like Drek. He's absolute Drek
- 8:14Speaker 2: right now. Is he playing himself out of a contract?
- 8:19Speaker 2: I say yes. Now, most of these teams don't have
- 8:21Speaker 2: the balls to do that, to not give the player
- 8:25Speaker 2: the contract. There's a few exceptions to the rule, but
- 8:28Speaker 2: more times than not, substandard quarterbacks like Kyler Murray get
- 8:31Speaker 2: paid and love in Green Bay, and that's just the
- 8:34Speaker 2: way it is. It's paying the money. there's one team,
- 8:38Speaker 2: the Texans, that have not done that with C.J.
- 8:40Speaker 4: Stratton.
- 8:40Speaker 2: By the way, Houston 0-3. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 0-3.
- 8:44Speaker 2: Tampa Bay couldn't help themselves. They paid Baker Mayfield. They said, oh,
- 8:48Speaker 2: we love Baker. Okay. How's that working out? Not good.
- 8:52Speaker 2: So I would say that Drake Mayfield, despite his substandard performance,
- 8:56Speaker 2: because of FOMO, he'll end up getting paid. But they
- 9:01Speaker 2: were really polishing this guy up, Drake May. And, like,
- 9:06Speaker 2: The statue's going to be here. It's going to be
- 9:07Speaker 2: right next to Tom Brady. It's not going to be
- 9:09Speaker 2: as big, but it'll be near it. Three weeks, you're like, okay,
- 9:14Speaker 2: wait a minute. Is there some kind of return policy
- 9:15Speaker 2: on this? You won't get a lemon. You got a lemon.
- 9:20Speaker 2: You got a lemon. So Drake has undergone a full
- 9:23Speaker 2: metamorphosis here. It's like a butterfly to just your normal
- 9:28Speaker 2: windshield bug at this particular point here. The diet changed.
- 9:33Speaker 2: And the Patriots last year, they had the nice diet.
- 9:35Speaker 2: They had the apple, strawberry, banana, baby food, puree. And
- 9:40Speaker 2: now they're saying, okay, you've got a tougher schedule, so
- 9:42Speaker 2: you've got to eat that porterhouse steak. Well, I can't
- 9:44Speaker 2: eat the porterhouse steak. Can you put it in the blender? No,
- 9:46Speaker 2: we're not going to put it in the blender. You've
- 9:47Speaker 2: got to play the schedule, and that's it. That's it.
- 9:50Speaker 2: And May is like, no, no, I would like to
- 9:52Speaker 2: be the brand ambassador again for the Gerber baby food.
- 9:55Speaker 2: Can we play the schedule we played last year? Well, no,
- 9:57Speaker 2: we can't play the schedule last year. You got to
- 9:58Speaker 2: the Super Bowl, and so you play it. tougher schedule.
- 10:00Speaker 2: But I want to play the schedule last year. Well,
- 10:02Speaker 2: you can't play the schedule last year, Drake. It's a
- 10:04Speaker 2: tougher schedule. Okay, fine. So, look, it looks like May
- 10:08Speaker 2: is starting to get the yips, or I guess we
- 10:11Speaker 2: can call that the Sam Darnold, where you start seeing
- 10:13Speaker 2: ghosts like Darnold did. In fact, Sam would like a
- 10:16Speaker 2: royalty check. Anytime a quarterback starts seeing ghosts, he's like,
- 10:20Speaker 2: I would like a royalty check. So you can survive
- 10:23Speaker 2: a substandard offensive line. You can adjust the offense and
- 10:26Speaker 2: you can make quicker throws and you can survive with
- 10:30Speaker 2: a substandard offensive line. You can survive injuries. Next man up.
- 10:33Speaker 2: Do your job. You cannot survive your quarterback booby trapping
- 10:40Speaker 2: the operation. Cannot do it. Cannot do it. Every drop
- 10:44Speaker 2: back with the Patriots feels like somebody pulled the pin
- 10:47Speaker 2: on a hand grenade and they forgot where it went.
- 10:50Speaker 1: I don't know where it is.
- 10:51Speaker 2: Might be over there. Oh, make sure it's not under
- 10:53Speaker 2: your feet. Kaboom! Yeah. So six picks already. I believe
- 10:59Speaker 2: that's the number. Six picks. Three games in. Some heartburn.
- 11:04Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 11:04Speaker 2: Drake at this point is the candy man. The candy
- 11:07Speaker 2: man can. The candy man can.
- 11:09Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 11:09Speaker 2: He's serving up three Musketeers. High throws, late throws. My
- 11:16Speaker 2: favorite is the panic throws. I love a good quarterback panic.
- 11:20Speaker 2: I lived that life. There was a guy named Jared Goff.
- 11:22Speaker 2: I like the Rams. He played with the Rams. A
- 11:24Speaker 2: lot of panic throws. A lot of panic throws. And
- 11:27Speaker 2: then the candy man, Drek May, also tossed in some
- 11:31Speaker 2: Butterfinger as he fumbled the ball away. So the margins,
- 11:36Speaker 2: we've always been told the margins in the NFL are
- 11:38Speaker 2: razor thin. The difference between a 12-win team and a
- 11:42Speaker 2: team that wins five games is not all that much.
- 11:45Speaker 2: It's not all that much. And right now, Drake May,
- 11:48Speaker 2: he's running around with that dollar shave club razor pointed
- 11:51Speaker 2: at himself right now. The razor thin.
- 11:54Speaker 1: Yikes.
- 11:55Speaker 2: All right, secondly, to New England. New Jersey we go.
- 11:58Speaker 2: Not New England.
- 11:58Speaker 1: New Jersey.
- 11:59Speaker 2: We go from New England to New Jersey. And the
- 12:02Speaker 2: Tennessee Titans falling to 0-3. Not a surprise there. The
- 12:06Speaker 2: Titans are a bad football team, and they're playing like
- 12:08Speaker 2: a bad football team. They lost 12-7 in a game
- 12:13Speaker 2: played in bad weather, the remnants of the Nor'easter in
- 12:17Speaker 2: Jersey there. 12-7 loss to the Giants as Cam Ward
- 12:22Speaker 2: had a chance to be the hero. And then, oopsie!
- 12:28Speaker 2: Cam Ward threw a game-ending interception with 17 seconds left.
- 12:33Speaker 2: Titans needed a touchdown to win the game on first
- 12:37Speaker 2: and goal from the Giants' seven-yard line with two timeouts left.
- 12:41Speaker 2: Not one, but two timeouts left. Cam Ward decided to
- 12:46Speaker 2: force a pass to Javon Holland. Or he intercepted. Javon
- 12:50Speaker 2: Holland intercepted the pass. He was forced by Cam Ward,
- 12:52Speaker 2: and then Holland came over. and intercepted it. So the
- 12:56Speaker 2: new coaching staff, how's that working out for you, Robert Sala? No,
- 13:00Speaker 2: they're not going well? Okay, things are not going well.
- 13:02Speaker 2: Now he ripped Cam Ward. This is as close to
- 13:06Speaker 2: a rip job as you're going to get from an
- 13:08Speaker 2: NFL head coach. His message to Cam Ward was just
- 13:12Speaker 2: be smarter with the football. Now that sounds like a cliche,
- 13:16Speaker 2: and it is a cliche, but you're essentially implying your
- 13:18Speaker 2: quarterback's an idiot when you say that. Be smarter with
- 13:20Speaker 2: the football. Dummy! He didn't say dummy, but you might
- 13:23Speaker 2: as well say dummy. You might as well say dummy
- 13:26Speaker 2: with Cam Ward at this particular moment. So it was
- 13:28Speaker 2: Ward's first interception of the season, snapping an 87-attempt streak.
- 13:34Speaker 5: Whee!
- 13:35Speaker 2: So Cam Ward, he did accept responsibility postgame for his snafu.
- 13:42Speaker 2: And the beat and the losing continues for Tennessee. The question,
- 13:47Speaker 2: what do the Titans have to show... for taking Cam
- 13:51Speaker 2: Ward with the number one overall pick. So what do
- 13:54Speaker 2: they have to show for Cam Ward at this particular point?
- 13:58Speaker 2: So I have a capital B. I wrote on my
- 13:59Speaker 2: scorecard capital B, Bupkis. Or if you want, capital S, Squadouche.
- 14:05Speaker 2: Either one of those words will work. So Tennessee, and
- 14:08Speaker 2: I remember the draft. We were skeptical. I never, watching
- 14:11Speaker 2: Cam Ward, he played at Washington State. Let me put
- 14:13Speaker 2: these guys on hold here in one sec. So Cam
- 14:16Speaker 2: Ward played at Washington State and And then he went
- 14:20Speaker 2: to Miami, and I saw him play a few times
- 14:22Speaker 2: in college. I never got the vibe, boy, this guy's
- 14:24Speaker 2: going to be great in the NFL. I got the vibe, well,
- 14:28Speaker 2: maybe this guy might make an NFL team. He went
- 14:31Speaker 2: the top pick in the draft cam ward. The top pick.
- 14:35Speaker 2: It's crazy. So Tennessee thought, according to certain people I
- 14:40Speaker 2: will not name, Danny and Nashville, they thought they were
- 14:43Speaker 2: getting the penthouse suite, and at this point they received
- 14:47Speaker 2: a studio apartment. and there's a hole in the ceiling,
- 14:51Speaker 2: the air conditioning doesn't work, and there's cockroaches the size
- 14:54Speaker 2: of your big toe crawling all over the place. Other
- 14:57Speaker 2: than that, it's great. So Ward plays quarterback like Tennessee
- 14:59Speaker 2: won him in a county fair raffle. He's a stuffy,
- 15:03Speaker 2: and they won him at the county fair raffle, and
- 15:05Speaker 2: that's it. He's got poor accuracy, terrible decision-making, and an
- 15:11Speaker 2: absolute inability, it would appear, to elevate the players around him.
- 15:15Speaker 2: Other than that, things are going just great for Cam Ward.
- 15:18Speaker 2: They're just great. He has all the polish of a
- 15:21Speaker 2: quarterback assembled during a power outage. And it looks like
- 15:26Speaker 2: somebody entered in the cheat code, the Cam Ward cheat code,
- 15:31Speaker 2: except they misspelled it. And it's like, well, that doesn't work.
- 15:34Speaker 2: And then you've got to reset the password. Well, we
- 15:36Speaker 2: can't reset the password because we don't remember the old password. Okay,
- 15:38Speaker 2: you're screwed. That's it. So you look at the highlights
- 15:42Speaker 2: of Cam Ward here. You look at it. And early on,
- 15:44Speaker 2: the Titans– They didn't record a first down until late
- 15:48Speaker 2: in the second quarter. Now, that doesn't seem all that
- 15:52Speaker 2: great to me. What do you know? Oh, give him
- 15:55Speaker 2: a break, Maller. Okay. So they didn't get a first
- 15:57Speaker 2: down until late in the second quarter. Stumbled in a
- 15:59Speaker 2: halftime with 54 total yards. And his game tape should
- 16:04Speaker 2: come with a parental advisory sticker. It's that bad for
- 16:08Speaker 2: Cam Ward. Robert Sala's be smarter criticism is an indictment
- 16:12Speaker 2: of where Cam Ward is. is at this point. There's
- 16:15Speaker 2: not really any development. He sucked when he came into
- 16:19Speaker 2: the NFL, and he still sucks today. He's not any better.
- 16:22Speaker 2: And all that hype about Brian Dayball, the offensive coordinator,
- 16:25Speaker 2: and the positivity of Robert Sala and how these are
- 16:29Speaker 2: going to unlock Cam Ward, no. Hasn't happened. Hasn't happened.
- 16:36Speaker 2: We keep waiting for the special. Where's the special? I
- 16:39Speaker 2: don't see any special. So instead, Cam Ward has become
- 16:43Speaker 2: the NFL's most expensive benefit of the doubt program. If
- 16:48Speaker 2: Cam Ward was drafted in the fifth, sixth, or seventh round,
- 16:50Speaker 2: he would have already been benched. Instead, they keep rolling
- 16:53Speaker 2: him out there. They say, well, maybe eventually he'll figure
- 16:56Speaker 2: things out. Okay. At the Sundance Film Festival. they'll be
- 17:02Speaker 2: screening the documentary called We Ass, The Cam Ward Story.
- 17:08Speaker 2: That'll be coming at the Sundance Film Festival. And unfortunately
- 17:11Speaker 2: for the Titan fans, there are no refunds, and you're
- 17:15Speaker 2: stuck with what you got. You've changed coaches, you've changed coordinators,
- 17:20Speaker 2: and what you got. All right, final thought to the
- 17:22Speaker 2: New York side of things. Giants coach John Harbaugh said,
- 17:26Speaker 2: Revealed postgame after the Giants' ugly win over Tennessee, John
- 17:31Speaker 2: Harbaugh revealing that he expects Jameis Winston to remain QB No. 1,
- 17:39Speaker 2: regardless of which quarterback the New York football team adds
- 17:43Speaker 2: this week. Winston helping the Giants. I say that in
- 17:47Speaker 2: air quotes. Helping. Helping the Giants get the win, 12-7,
- 17:51Speaker 2: over the winless aforementioned Tennessee Titans. So the Giants are
- 17:55Speaker 2: off to the 2-1 start here. The numbers were worthy
- 17:58Speaker 2: of a nice puke. Makes you want to puke in
- 18:01Speaker 2: your mouth. Jameis Winston playing in the elements. Wet and
- 18:07Speaker 2: windy conditions. Attempted 22 passes. Completed 14 of them. 118 yards.
- 18:11Speaker 2: No touchdowns. And no interceptions. And no impact on the
- 18:17Speaker 2: game for Jameis Winston. Harbaugh said that Winston did what was, quote, required.
- 18:25Speaker 2: To win the game, which is a nice way of
- 18:28Speaker 2: saying he did nothing. Still, New York expected to pursue
- 18:32Speaker 2: one of a gaggle of quarterbacks. Chances are they probably
- 18:35Speaker 2: already picked who they want. The names being bandied about
- 18:39Speaker 2: on the archaic pregame shows are Jimmy Garoppolo. who can
- 18:43Speaker 2: be yours if the price is right, Gardner Minshew, America's
- 18:47Speaker 2: favorite backup quarterback from the Arizona Cardinals, and J.J. McCarthy,
- 18:52Speaker 2: the guy that stinks in Minnesota. So one of those guys.
- 18:55Speaker 2: The smart money would say Garoppolo or Gardner Minshew would
- 18:58Speaker 2: be the pick because you can get Garoppolo for nothing,
- 19:01Speaker 2: and you can probably get Gardner Minshew for nothing, too,
- 19:03Speaker 2: because Arizona's not trying to win. They're just enjoying all
- 19:06Speaker 2: those losses, which makes that win over the Chargers all
- 19:10Speaker 2: the more embarrassing. Now, asked if Winston remains the starter,
- 19:14Speaker 2: Harbaugh answered emphatically, yes, yes, I do believe he will
- 19:18Speaker 2: remain the starter. So the question, here it is, how
- 19:21Speaker 2: much stalk do you put in John Harbaugh saying that
- 19:26Speaker 2: Jameis Winston will remain QB number one no matter who
- 19:30Speaker 2: the Giants add? So some are taking this as an endorsement.
- 19:36Speaker 2: I would advise you to read the fine print, because
- 19:38Speaker 2: if you read the fine print there, it's got enough
- 19:41Speaker 2: fine print to finance a condo in Manhattan. That's a
- 19:45Speaker 2: lot of fine print. Okay, so take a pinch of
- 19:48Speaker 2: Morton's salt. a little pinch of Morton salt. And he's right,
- 19:54Speaker 2: John Harbaugh, on a technicality. He's right on a technicality.
- 19:59Speaker 2: The same way the DMV is technically efficient... If you
- 20:04Speaker 2: bring a sleeping bag and a backup charger for your phone,
- 20:09Speaker 2: because you're going to run out of battery waiting at
- 20:10Speaker 2: the DMV there. But eventually it will get to you.
- 20:14Speaker 2: Eventually it will get to you. So Winston is, unfortunately,
- 20:18Speaker 2: based on what we've seen, he's not like a real QB1.
- 20:22Speaker 2: He's a QB for now. And I like Jameis. I
- 20:26Speaker 2: feel like he's, I don't know what's going on with
- 20:28Speaker 2: the Netflix stuff and the Fox World Cup stuff. I
- 20:31Speaker 2: guess he's just turned into TV guy. We have some
- 20:36Speaker 2: Jameis Winston? Do we have some? All right, here's Jameis Winston,
- 20:40Speaker 2: who played terribly, and here's what he had to say
- 20:43Speaker 2: after the Giants game. Take a listen. How confident are
- 20:46Speaker 2: you in carrying this team forward?
- 20:49Speaker 3: One thing that I do is forgetting those that is
- 20:53Speaker 3: behind and reaching.
- 20:55Speaker 1: Forward to what's ahead.
- 21:02Speaker 4: Okay.
- 21:03Speaker 2: Can I have some of what he's having?
- 21:05Speaker 5: All right.
- 21:06Speaker 2: So we forget. Is that his way of saying he
- 21:08Speaker 2: was terrible? We forget and we move on? I don't
- 21:12Speaker 2: know what that is. It could be his way of
- 21:14Speaker 2: saying that. Well, so let's say his status with the Giants,
- 21:19Speaker 2: James Winston, his status is less marriage certificate. It's more
- 21:22Speaker 2: like a 30-day stay at a motel. One of those, like,
- 21:25Speaker 2: pay-by-the-month motel things. There's one down the street here, actually. No?
- 21:30Speaker 2: Off of 101? Mark has no idea. You must not
- 21:34Speaker 2: come that way.
- 21:35Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
- 21:35Speaker 2: They charge by the hour, I think, in one of
- 21:36Speaker 2: those hotels. They're going to tear that down at some point.
- 21:40Speaker 2: That's valuable real estate.
- 21:41Speaker 1: All right.
- 21:42Speaker 2: The Giants depth chart, though, it's really written in pencil.
- 21:46Speaker 2: And the Eraser's already kind of hovering there for John Harbaugh.
- 21:50Speaker 2: And they'll get somebody there and put him in right away.
- 21:53Speaker 2: They're not going to trade for him, though, to play
- 21:56Speaker 2: tic-tac-toe on the sidelines. Like, whoever they get's going to
- 21:58Speaker 2: play sooner than later. And I would just throw him
- 22:01Speaker 2: in there. In fact, that roster move you'd think would
- 22:03Speaker 2: come down later today, like the latest Tuesday, the Giants
- 22:06Speaker 2: will make a move for a quarterback there. And the
- 22:08Speaker 2: second that new guy learns where the bathrooms are and
- 22:11Speaker 2: how to use the key card, Jameis Winston's job security
- 22:14Speaker 2: starts shrinking down. It is the Ben Maller Show. You
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- 22:23Speaker 2: reader's paradise. But what is it? We'll get to that,
- 22:26Speaker 2: and we will do it! Next!
- 22:36Speaker 1: Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller
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- 22:58Speaker 7: the head coach at Kentucky, joins us. Open bar at
- 23:00Speaker 7: a wedding, ordering a Shirley Temple.
- 23:02Speaker 1: Will or will not?
- 23:04Speaker 5: No.
- 23:04Speaker 2: Will not.
- 23:04Speaker 1: Ketchup on steak. Will or will not? Will or will not?
- 23:10Speaker 2: Will not.
- 23:11Speaker 1: Thank you. A little bit of this.
- 23:13Speaker 7: Rhys Davis, host of College Game Day, is with us now.
- 23:15Speaker 1: And then I'm going home to the BBC, and they're
- 23:19Speaker 1: saying Jockovich instead of Jokovich.
- 23:21Speaker 2: Right, because you can't say Jockovich.
- 23:23Speaker 7: If you do, you know the blowback you're going to
- 23:24Speaker 7: get from the American audience.
- 23:26Speaker 3: Right.
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- 24:05Speaker 2: see Tom Brady showed up to the Fox game. He
- 24:08Speaker 2: did the Chargers-Bills game. He was wearing a watch. According
- 24:12Speaker 2: to the tabloids, the watch was worth $ 700, 000. Wore a
- 24:18Speaker 2: watch worth $ 700, 000. It's an a-hole move. I call that
- 24:25Speaker 2: an a-hole move. That's what I believe. Anyone with a watch,
- 24:29Speaker 2: I mean, come on. This watch right here, it's about $ 100.
- 24:34Speaker 2: That's expensive, too. If you want to be part 877-99
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- 24:51Speaker 2: our friend Marky Mark, who's here. Say hello to Mark
- 24:55Speaker 2: at Mark with a C. Ramsey, 64950. He's a White
- 24:58Speaker 2: Sox fan. One of the few White Sox fans I've
- 25:02Speaker 2: ever met. He and Mike Harmon like the White Sox,
- 25:05Speaker 2: and that's about it. Don't know any other White Sox fans.
- 25:08Speaker 2: And all my people from Chicago are Cub fans. And
- 25:10Speaker 2: we have Koopaloop over here. He's all excited because the
- 25:12Speaker 2: Broncos got a gift. Got a win. It should have
- 25:16Speaker 2: been a loss, and there you go. So Koop at
- 25:18Speaker 2: a Bronco fan. That's a Bronco fan. Your comments can
- 25:21Speaker 2: and will be used against you in the court of
- 25:24Speaker 2: sports tomorrow. We mentioned the Cowboy game earlier. The report
- 25:29Speaker 2: on Sunday was that the Cowboys were not allowed to
- 25:33Speaker 2: leave their hotel room in Brazil. The Ravens, though, went
- 25:39Speaker 2: out and enjoyed themselves. One team can't do it. They
- 25:46Speaker 2: have so much security. I don't think it's that big
- 25:48Speaker 2: a deal. Although I did see some of the video of...
- 25:52Speaker 2: And it did not look very good. It did not
- 25:55Speaker 2: look like things were going well there in Rio. Like
- 25:59Speaker 2: there were some issues. Anyway, it is the Ben Maller Show.
- 26:03Speaker 2: Let's say hello. Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Let's say hello
- 26:07Speaker 2: to Hollering James, who's in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Hello, Hollering James.
- 26:14Speaker 5: Welcome.
- 26:14Speaker 1: Welcome.
- 26:15Speaker 8: Hello, Big Ben Mauler.
- 26:17Speaker 1: How you doing?
- 26:18Speaker 2: You're awake, James. What happened to you? You were sleeping earlier.
- 26:21Speaker 2: We put you on. You were fast asleep.
- 26:24Speaker 4: I needed a rest because I was breastfed.
- 26:31Speaker 2: Uh-huh. Because you were breastfed?
- 26:33Speaker 5: Okay.
- 26:33Speaker 2: Well, that makes sense.
- 26:34Speaker 4: As a baby.
- 26:35Speaker 8: As a baby.
- 26:36Speaker 2: As a baby. How do you know that? You were
- 26:37Speaker 2: a baby. You don't remember that.
- 26:39Speaker 1: My mom told me.
- 26:41Speaker 2: She might have been lying to you. You don't know that.
- 26:42Speaker 8: She would have been lying to me.
- 26:44Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 26:47Speaker 4: Hey, Betty, I got to ask you something.
- 26:49Speaker 8: What did you think about Mikey's game? Was that stunning?
- 26:54Speaker 2: James, just admit you have nothing to say. You just
- 26:57Speaker 2: called up. You want to be on the air, you know, right?
- 26:59Speaker 2: Just admit that.
- 27:01Speaker 8: No, I want Tammy to call me, but she doesn't
- 27:04Speaker 8: call no more.
- 27:05Speaker 4: She can't.
- 27:06Speaker 8: Never reach me.
- 27:07Speaker 5: And I told Coop to give her my number.
- 27:09Speaker 8: I told Judy to give her my number.
- 27:11Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 27:12Speaker 2: All right. Well, I'll see you.
- 27:14Speaker 6: I've been waiting.
- 27:15Speaker 4: I've been waiting.
- 27:16Speaker 2: All right.
- 27:16Speaker 5: I know.
- 27:16Speaker 2: This is devastating.
- 27:18Speaker 8: Maybe Lorena can help me. All right.
- 27:20Speaker 2: Lorena, can you help him, Lorena? Are you able to
- 27:22Speaker 2: help him at all? I want to say no.
- 27:24Speaker 6: No.
- 27:25Speaker 2: Lorena just said she's not able to help you. I
- 27:27Speaker 2: don't know why.
- 27:29Speaker 1: All right.
- 27:29Speaker 2: Well, thank you. Let's say hello to, hold on a second.
- 27:34Speaker 2: Poppy is in San Diego. He showed great dedication. He's
- 27:38Speaker 2: been on hold the entire show. Hello, Poppy in San Diego.
- 27:43Speaker 4: Thank you, man. A lot of dedication. I like these
- 27:47Speaker 4: other people that complain. But look, I wanted to give
- 27:53Speaker 4: a mighty mark. That was a great fourth hour. Probably
- 27:56Speaker 4: one of the greatest fourth hour intros.
- 27:58Speaker 2: Well, very hot. Let me tell you something. This guy, unbelievable.
- 28:02Speaker 2: Very sexy with the voice. People love him. Absolutely.
- 28:06Speaker 4: Yeah, and another thing. Don't forget that I'm a Pigs mentor.
- 28:11Speaker 4: I'm a 2-0, and I did come out to Denver
- 28:14Speaker 4: Broncos on that game. So shout out to Coup de
- 28:17Speaker 4: Loup's Broncos. They did good, and Yeah, and, you know,
- 28:22Speaker 4: I did say I want to talk about tomorrow's game
- 28:24Speaker 4: or today's game, the Eagles against Bears mentor Ben Maller.
- 28:29Speaker 4: I see Jalen Hurst scoring at any time touchdown, and
- 28:32Speaker 4: I did pick the Eagles.
- 28:33Speaker 2: Oh, no. I picked the Eagles. I get credit for
- 28:37Speaker 2: that pick. Those are my Eagles on Benny versus the Penny.
- 28:41Speaker 4: I picked them, too.
- 28:42Speaker 2: I picked them first. My pick's better than your pick.
- 28:46Speaker 4: No, no, no, no. My pitch is better with you
- 28:48Speaker 4: with the leprechaun. People love the leprechaun.
- 28:51Speaker 2: No, no, no. He's not here. I don't know where
- 28:52Speaker 2: the leprechaun is. I don't know what happened. And he
- 28:54Speaker 2: didn't answer his thing. What's up with that?
- 28:58Speaker 4: I don't know, but look, me and the leprechaun want
- 29:00Speaker 4: to be in the mailbox, mentor. You let me know
- 29:03Speaker 4: you got my number, and Poppy wants to be in
- 29:05Speaker 4: the mailbox.
- 29:06Speaker 5: Okay.
- 29:06Speaker 4: All right.
- 29:07Speaker 2: Thank you for begging. I appreciate that. I do love
- 29:09Speaker 2: when you beg. I do enjoy when you beg. Let's
- 29:12Speaker 2: say hello here. Colin has something to say.
- 29:16Speaker 1: Hello, Colin.
- 29:17Speaker 3: Welcome.
- 29:17Speaker 2: You're on the Ben Maller Show on Fox. Hello, Colin.
- 29:19Speaker 4: Welcome.
- 29:21Speaker 8: Hey, Ben. I just want to give a shout-out to
- 29:24Speaker 8: Corey Cove as he's probably getting ready for his show
- 29:26Speaker 8: coming up here soon.
- 29:27Speaker 2: Any advice on how he can do a good show today?
- 29:31Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 29:31Speaker 3: Probably make fun of Meat Sauce.
- 29:34Speaker 2: When in doubt, make fun of Meat Sauce. That's the
- 29:36Speaker 2: way to do it.
- 29:37Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 29:38Speaker 2: I saw Meat Sauce when I was in Vegas. He
- 29:39Speaker 2: was at a Padre hat on. I was like, wow,
- 29:41Speaker 2: Meat Sauce with a Padre. What's going on with that?
- 29:43Speaker 5: He loves the Padres and New York and every other
- 29:46Speaker 5: team but the Minnesota Twins.
- 29:48Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, can you blame him?
- 29:50Speaker 8: Yeah, that's true.
- 29:51Speaker 2: Yeah. All right.
- 29:52Speaker 3: There you go.
- 29:53Speaker 4: All right.
- 29:54Speaker 1: Thanks, Ben.
- 29:55Speaker 8: I love hearing you on the power trip.
- 29:56Speaker 2: Thank you. All right. Those guys are great whenever they
- 29:59Speaker 2: want me. Thank you. Hang up on you. Let's go
- 30:01Speaker 2: to Marcel in Brooklyn. By the way, Aaron Rodgers caught
- 30:05Speaker 2: on candid camera on CBS.
- 30:08Speaker 6: Uh-oh.
- 30:09Speaker 2: Ripping.
- 30:10Speaker 6: He's on camera at all right.
- 30:15Speaker 2: Aaron Rodgers caught ripping, it appears, Mike McCarthy, either that
- 30:19Speaker 2: or the offensive coordinator for the Pittsburgh Steelers. The lip
- 30:24Speaker 2: readers caught Aaron Rodgers. They say that he said of
- 30:29Speaker 2: the particular play the Steelers ran,' F- ing sucks, eh.
- 30:37Speaker 5: Oh, this ain't knocked out of the touchdown park. This
- 30:42Speaker 5: is completely unacceptable for him.
- 30:45Speaker 1: Well, you don't know.
- 30:47Speaker 2: Maybe he meant fun sucks. What's an A word I'm
- 30:52Speaker 2: looking for? It's not a bad word.
- 30:55Speaker 6: Appropriate.
- 30:56Speaker 1: There you go. Look at you, Marcel.
- 30:58Speaker 2: Your lexicon is next level. That dude has got to.
- 31:01Speaker 5: Go right away.
- 31:04Speaker 2: I don't know where the leper is. We have not
- 31:05Speaker 2: heard from the leprechaun. He's missed his duties here. He's
- 31:08Speaker 2: not here. Loser Khan is not here.
- 31:10Speaker 6: Oh, can you believe it, folks? That enemy of mine
- 31:14Speaker 6: is going to be not be here in New England
- 31:17Speaker 6: after all, or here in the Northeast, including right here
- 31:20Speaker 6: in Brooklyn.
- 31:20Speaker 2: Well, congratulations, Marcel. You survived the Nor'easter. Congratulations, buddy. Way
- 31:24Speaker 2: to go.
- 31:25Speaker 5: Oh, yes, it is. That loser con and that failure
- 31:28Speaker 5: con and that fake news con is going to be
- 31:31Speaker 5: out of this world.
- 31:33Speaker 6: Bad job by him.
- 31:35Speaker 5: I don't think so.
- 31:36Speaker 6: Oh, thank you, heaven.
- 31:38Speaker 2: All right.
- 31:40Speaker 8: Huh?
- 31:40Speaker 2: Hold on a second. Oh, we're doing food pics, right?
- 31:43Speaker 2: We're doing food pics?
- 31:44Speaker 5: Oh, yes, indeed, my friend. Get ready for some food pics.
- 31:48Speaker 5: And it's a new day, a new dawn. Almost October
- 31:52Speaker 5: is right around the corner.
- 31:53Speaker 6: So say it with us, folks. Mellow Militia, let's get
- 31:57Speaker 6: into it.
- 31:59Speaker 2: Okay, let's get into it. These are food pics. Now,
- 32:01Speaker 2: representing the people, we have James in Minnesota who's representing
- 32:05Speaker 2: the people. James, you're on food pics, James. Are you there, James?
- 32:09Speaker 5: Yeah, James.
- 32:09Speaker 6: Welcome to the show. Home of the Vikings.
- 32:12Speaker 8: I'm home with the Vikings, Ben, and I'm here.
- 32:17Speaker 2: On the show. Okay, shut up. What do you think
- 32:19Speaker 2: Marcel ate for dinner last night?
- 32:23Speaker 5: Can you speak to him once again, please?
- 32:26Speaker 2: He's online.
- 32:27Speaker 5: It's going to be very awkward. might be going on.
- 32:31Speaker 2: What do you think he's doing?
- 32:32Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't know. Some kind of sleeping,
- 32:36Speaker 5: some drunk. Ah, please. This is not good.
- 32:39Speaker 2: Marcel, are you drunk? James, James, are you drunk? No,
- 32:42Speaker 2: you're not drunk, Marcel. You don't drink.
- 32:43Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 32:45Speaker 6: I'm going to jail.
- 32:46Speaker 2: You drink the Bible. That's right. You will go to
- 32:48Speaker 2: jail if you have one drink. That is correct. I
- 32:50Speaker 2: say 35-year-old man.
- 32:51Speaker 1: What?
- 32:52Speaker 8: He had pizza and rigatoni.
- 32:57Speaker 2: Pizza and rigatoni, okay?
- 32:59Speaker 5: Oh, wow.
- 33:01Speaker 1: Wow.
- 33:01Speaker 5: Rigatoni, that's not good.
- 33:03Speaker 6: But pizza, it is.
- 33:05Speaker 5: I had to put a mix match for that.
- 33:07Speaker 2: Okay.
- 33:08Speaker 1: All right.
- 33:08Speaker 2: I think you had pizza last night.
- 33:14Speaker 6: We got another mix match alert for you, Ben.
- 33:17Speaker 2: All right. Marky Mark, you want to help us out here?
- 33:20Speaker 2: We're playing food pics. Marcel lives in Brooklyn. He survived
- 33:23Speaker 2: the Nor'easter yet again.
- 33:24Speaker 1: Yes, it is.
- 33:25Speaker 6: Amen for that. What do you got, Mark?
- 33:27Speaker 2: He had a giant plate of mashed potatoes, like Richard
- 33:31Speaker 2: Dreyfuss in the movie. What are the chances Marcel knows
- 33:36Speaker 2: who Richard Dreyfuss is?
- 33:38Speaker 6: He's an actor!
- 33:39Speaker 2: Okay, there you go.
- 33:40Speaker 1: This is not a mixed match for the mashed potatoes.
- 33:43Speaker 2: There, Mark. Who cares? That's right. That's a true character.
- 33:47Speaker 2: Greatest mashed potatoes I've ever had at Slug's Restaurant in Vegas.
- 33:51Speaker 8: Yes, it is.
- 33:52Speaker 2: All right, go ahead, Coop, please. We're playing food.
- 33:54Speaker 5: I have the player of the morning from Sunday Night Football.
- 33:56Speaker 5: We'll be right after that.
- 33:58Speaker 2: Oh, I can't wait. Marcel, I think you had brown
- 34:00Speaker 2: butter and sage gnocchi with candied walnuts.
- 34:04Speaker 5: Ooh, not a mixed match it is. But thank you
- 34:07Speaker 5: for that as well.
- 34:08Speaker 2: Thanks for playing. All right, go ahead, please. Hurry up.
- 34:10Speaker 2: We've got to go here.
- 34:12Speaker 5: Someone got a drum roll, please.
- 34:14Speaker 2: All right. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-boom.
- 34:17Speaker 6: Pizza it is for James, Ben, and myself.
- 34:20Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go.
- 34:22Speaker 6: And last but not least.
- 34:24Speaker 5: The player of the morning representing from Sunday Night Football.
- 34:28Speaker 6: Is Talanoa Hal-Anna. He's got Zach Pick-Six and the game-winning
- 34:34Speaker 6: intercept for the Broncos last night, 30-24 against your Rams.
- 34:38Speaker 2: What's his name again, Marcel? One more time for those
- 34:40Speaker 2: in the back.
- 34:40Speaker 1: Of the room.
- 34:41Speaker 5: Yes.
- 34:42Speaker 6: Talanoa Hal-Anna.
- 34:47Speaker 5: That's his name.
- 34:47Speaker 6: Zach Pick-Six.
- 34:50Speaker 2: Marcel, you have made my day, Marcel. I want you
- 34:54Speaker 2: to know.
- 34:56Speaker 2: It's not as good as Pascal Siakam, but it's outstanding nonetheless.
- 35:00Speaker 2: So thank you very much. There he goes, Marcel in Brooklyn.
- 35:04Speaker 2: All right, put him on hold and we'll get rid
- 35:06Speaker 2: of this guy. I do need some contestants. We are
- 35:10Speaker 2: moments away from Malheur Militia Feud. So if you want
- 35:14Speaker 2: to play the Malheur Militia Feud. Then give us a
- 35:18Speaker 2: buzz right now. 877-99 on Fox. That's 877-996-6369. I need
- 35:25Speaker 2: two people for the Malheur Militia Feud. We'll get to that.
- 35:29Speaker 2: If not, we've got other calls here. We've got other
- 35:31Speaker 2: things we can talk about. We'll get to all that.
- 35:33Speaker 2: Either way, either the game, if you call up or not,
- 35:35Speaker 2: we'll just yap away. But hopefully the Malheur Militia Feud
- 35:40Speaker 2: is next.
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- 36:00Speaker 2: is saved for posterity's sake. You can hear. The things
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- 36:08Speaker 2: about the great injustice, that Bronco-Ram game, the Phantom Pass
- 36:13Speaker 2: interference call, the Dallas Cowboys blowing a game against the
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- 36:41Speaker 1: Is winning so important? Listen, winning isn't everything. It's the
- 36:46Speaker 1: only thing. It's time for another Maller Game Show.
- 36:49Speaker 2: No, you're so dumb.
- 36:51Speaker 1: We surveyed 100 people. Name sports teams associated with losing.
- 36:57Speaker 2: Uh, the Lakers? I believe the answer is the Clippers.
- 37:01Speaker 5: Yeah!
- 37:02Speaker 1: That is the top answer.
- 37:04Speaker 2: 40 points.
- 37:05Speaker 1: It's Mallard Militia Feud.
- 37:06Speaker 2: Hey, let's play the feud. Come on down. Our contestants,
- 37:11Speaker 2: we have, let's see here, Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe. Let's
- 37:13Speaker 2: say hello to Scott, who's in Kentucky. Hello, Scott. Welcome.
- 37:18Speaker 8: How you doing, Ben? Good morning.
- 37:20Speaker 2: Good morning to you, Scott. You're going to play our game,
- 37:23Speaker 2: and then Mark, pick one, two, or three. One, two,
- 37:28Speaker 2: or three, Mark. Pick a number randomly. Three.
- 37:31Speaker 6: Three.
- 37:32Speaker 2: Number three. All right. I believe you have picked Bob
- 37:36Speaker 2: in Jacksonville. Hello, Bob.
- 37:37Speaker 4: Welcome.
- 37:40Speaker 2: Oh, it's Mark. Hold on a second. I hit the
- 37:42Speaker 2: wrong button. Let's go to Bob in Jacksonville. Hello, Bob.
- 37:46Speaker 8: What's up, Ben? Been a minute.
- 37:48Speaker 2: It has been a while. Where have you been, man?
- 37:50Speaker 2: What is going on with you?
- 37:51Speaker 8: We don't have time for that. Since last year I talked,
- 37:54Speaker 8: I got divorced, remarried, had another daughter, and have a degree,
- 37:58Speaker 8: and I don't work the nights anymore. But I started
- 38:00Speaker 8: riding my bicycle, so I get to listen to Mallory.
- 38:03Speaker 2: That's a lot of life events. A lot of life events.
- 38:06Speaker 2: Congratulations on that. You restarted everything. All right, let's play
- 38:09Speaker 2: the game. Here we go. One, two, Mark or Coop,
- 38:12Speaker 2: which one? One, two, three, or four? Number three? All right,
- 38:16Speaker 2: here we go, gentlemen. 100 people surveyed the top 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,
- 38:20Speaker 2: 7 answers on the board. Your name is your buzzer.
- 38:22Speaker 2: Name a food people eat when they're feeling under the weather.
- 38:27Speaker 2: Under the weather.
- 38:28Speaker 5: Scott. Bob.
- 38:28Speaker 1: Scott.
- 38:29Speaker 2: Who was in first?
- 38:29Speaker 1: Scott.
- 38:30Speaker 2: Scott was in first.
- 38:31Speaker 1: Chicken noodle soup.
- 38:32Speaker 2: There you go. That was the number one answer. Good
- 38:35Speaker 2: job by you, Scott. You have the lead. You get
- 38:36Speaker 2: to go again until you get one wrong. Again, 100
- 38:38Speaker 2: people surveyed. Name a food people eat when they're feeling
- 38:41Speaker 2: under the weather.
- 38:44Speaker 5: Tomato soup.
- 38:46Speaker 2: Tomato soup. Is that on? All soups have been accounted for. Yeah,
- 38:50Speaker 2: we've accounted all soup. Yeah, we're good on that. All right,
- 38:53Speaker 2: we go over to you, Bob. Back on the show
- 38:55Speaker 2: after all these years. And, Bob, there are one, two, three, four, five,
- 38:59Speaker 2: six answers left. Name a food people eat when they're
- 39:02Speaker 2: feeling under the weather.
- 39:04Speaker 1: Chili.
- 39:06Speaker 2: Chili. Is that on there?
- 39:08Speaker 5: No.
- 39:10Speaker 2: Spicy chili get the I can understand that all right
- 39:13Speaker 2: we're not doing very well we have one answer off
- 39:14Speaker 2: the board back to you Scott it is the Malheur
- 39:18Speaker 2: militia feud name of food people eat when they're feeling
- 39:20Speaker 2: under the weather chocolate is that what doctor recommends chocolate
- 39:29Speaker 2: I'd like to go to that doctor.
- 39:31Speaker 8: I'm drawing a blank.
- 39:32Speaker 2: Okay, that's alright. I'd rather eat chocolate than the stuff
- 39:35Speaker 2: they want you to eat. I think we should rephrase
- 39:36Speaker 2: it food or drink. Food or drink. How about that?
- 39:39Speaker 2: Food or drink. Bob, go ahead, Bob.
- 39:42Speaker 8: Since we're going drink, let's go wine.
- 39:44Speaker 1: Laughter Laughter.
- 39:50Speaker 2: Are we getting Punk Coop? What's going on here? No,
- 39:53Speaker 2: wine is not on there. Back to you, Scott. This
- 39:55Speaker 2: is crazy. Hot chocolate.
- 39:57Speaker 8: Hot chocolate.
- 39:58Speaker 2: Hot chocolate. Is that on there? No, I don't think
- 40:01Speaker 2: that's on there either. What is going on here?
- 40:05Speaker 8: All right. Scott, once you get my best chicken soup,
- 40:07Speaker 8: who knows, but I'm going to go ice cream. You're
- 40:09Speaker 8: feeling bad? Get some ice cream.
- 40:10Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go.
- 40:11Speaker 1: There you go.
- 40:12Speaker 2: That's us, Scott. That's a good job of you. It
- 40:14Speaker 2: is on there, ice cream, and you get to go again.
- 40:17Speaker 8: Uh, let's go with, uh, I'm not totally blank, but
- 40:20Speaker 8: I'm just going to throw it out of the air.
- 40:22Speaker 2: Uh, fried chicken is fried chicken on there. That's what
- 40:27Speaker 2: hollering James eats when he's not feeling well, but that's no,
- 40:31Speaker 2: all right. Uh, what do we got, Bob? What do
- 40:33Speaker 2: you got, Bob?
- 40:35Speaker 8: Uh, so to me again, I will go with, uh, waffles.
- 40:39Speaker 2: Waffles?
- 40:40Speaker 5: No.
- 40:40Speaker 2: All right, we're out of time. This is unbelievable. Toaster crackers, tea,
- 40:45Speaker 2: hot tea, ginger ale soda, bananas, and yogurt were the
- 40:49Speaker 2: other answers. So there you go. Thank you for playing, gentlemen.
- 40:53Speaker 2: The Malheur Militia Feud!