Kraken Current: September 2026 | Mini-Squatches & Naked Mystery Men

Kraken Cans Cast: Cryptids, Urban Legends, and All Things Spooky · Sep 17, 2026 · 18m

This month on Kraken Current, we're talking about a couple of VERY strange recent sightings. Two separate reports in Pennsylvania describe small, upright, hairy creatures—including one encounter involving TWO mini-Bigfoots that were apparently running around and making baby-like noises.

Then there's the bizarre "Syracuse Figure" spotted wading in a New York pond. Was it a juvenile Bigfoot, something else entirely, or just an elderly skinny-dipper who accidentally found himself at the center of a cryptid investigation?

We break down the sightings, the witness descriptions, and the big…