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FULL SHOW: Mutty · KIIS Breakfast

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  Speaker 1: Head to Chemist Warehouse and save more money every year.
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  Speaker 2: every day.
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  Speaker 3: Morning, Mikey, Amy Gerard for Chemist Warehouse. How are you, Amy?
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  Speaker 4: Good. How are you?
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  Speaker 5: I'm all right.
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  Speaker 3: I had a better sleep than you, it sounds.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a shocking sleep. Are we couples dressing?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, we're both in black.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, in mourning?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not in mourning. Why, who died for you?
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm just in a super comfortable tracksuit. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why.
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  Speaker 3: When did active wear become acceptable?
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  Speaker 1: This is not active wear.
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  Speaker 2: This is like lounge wear, but like chic lounge wear.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what lounge wear is. What is lounge wear?
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's essentially a tracksuit that you would probably wear
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  Speaker 2: to watch a movie or something, Netflix and chill.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm now wearing it to work.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, why not?
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  Speaker 4: You know what?
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  Speaker 3: Give up.
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  Speaker 1: You got the job. I know, right? Back in the
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  Speaker 1: day when you did radio, nothing used to be filmed, right?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: You could rock up in pyjamas, no makeup on, nothing.
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  Speaker 3: People always said that. The thing was we were in
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  Speaker 3: an environment where you'd have meetings and go and make clients.
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  Speaker 3: So you still had to wear regular stuff. But I
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  Speaker 3: do remember the day at the old station when they
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  Speaker 3: bought these cameras in that we have sitting here. And
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, but I'm ugly.
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  Speaker 2: I remember in high school people saying to you, you
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  Speaker 2: had a head for radio.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, it turns out it's all on bloody social
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  Speaker 3: media now.
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  Speaker 1: Now everything's filmed.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is.
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  Speaker 1: So what you're saying is that I'm a superstar.
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  Speaker 3: I did work with someone that didn't like the cameras
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  Speaker 3: in the studio. They used to put tissues over the
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  Speaker 3: cameras when they did their shift. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You can do that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, mate.
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  Speaker 4: Here we go. Do not do that.
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  Speaker 2: Do not do that. Our audio guy is going, no.
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  Speaker 2: And Mikey might look better.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 3: I'll put it on yours.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm okay with it. I've done my hair and
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  Speaker 1: everything today.
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  Speaker 8: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't work.
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  Speaker 3: Suck it.
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  Speaker 1: Sucked in.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. I don't think they wanted themselves on camera.
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  Speaker 4: What were they doing in the studio to want them covered?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I want to know, though.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Hey, Vegemite, really important story, Sean.
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  Speaker 1: I love Vegemite.
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  Speaker 9: There's two big stories around today, both involving food. The
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  Speaker 9: first one is this prisoner. He's been told he has
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  Speaker 9: no right to eat Vegemite. He's a prisoner in Victoria
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  Speaker 9: and he reckons that... He's been arguing the ban on
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  Speaker 9: the spread, saying that he should be given the right
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  Speaker 9: to enjoy his culture as an Australian. But the prison
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  Speaker 9: system said, no, you can't have Vegemite in prison.
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  Speaker 3: Two reasons.
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  Speaker 9: You can make alcohol with it, apparently, and it prevents.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, the yeast. You could make foul-tasting beer with Vegemite.
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  Speaker 2: But wait, what are you mixing the Vegemite with?
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  Speaker 10: Water?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I suppose. Yeah, and you need some other ingredients, surely.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: You give the guy a little sachet of Vegemite just
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  Speaker 2: for his toast.
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  Speaker 1: Calm down, guys. Let him have it on his toast.
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  Speaker 9: And it also prevents sniffer dogs from finding drugs in
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  Speaker 9: cells and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: So I think, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, was this dude really passionate about his Vegemite or
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  Speaker 3: was he just trying to prove a point?
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  Speaker 4: I think he loves Vegemite.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, we all do.
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  Speaker 1: I love Vegemite.
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  Speaker 4: And he hasn't had it in a long time.
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  Speaker 1: It's actually quite bad for you.
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  Speaker 6: Really?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. What, the salt?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and there's additives in it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, but it's so good.
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  Speaker 2: It's so good because I love salty stuff too.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, me too. Like forget those sweet crap. I add
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  Speaker 3: salt on everything.
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  Speaker 4: Everything.
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  Speaker 11: So do I.
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  Speaker 3: Well, egg needs salt. Tomato needs salt. Potato needs salt.
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  Speaker 8: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: I can't think of many things that- Just like.
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  Speaker 2: Fresh tomato on toast with loads of salt and cracked pepper.
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  Speaker 12: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So good.
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  Speaker 3: But that poor dude needs no Vegemite. I mean, that'd
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  Speaker 3: be the thing he'd miss most about being in prison.
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  Speaker 1: Is he on death row or something?
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  Speaker 4: He's a murderer, so we don't care about him.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, he's a murderer.
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  Speaker 3: We don't do death row in Australia.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, we don't, do we? I forgot he was
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  Speaker 1: in Melbourne.
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  Speaker 3: He's not an American wanting Vegemite.
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  Speaker 9: The other story around today, Virgin Australia has added, this
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  Speaker 9: is happening today, hot chips to its economy menu, and
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  Speaker 9: they claim that they are able to make them crispy.
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  Speaker 4: And hot. So you're not going to get these floppy chips.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, so it's not a crappy bucket of noodles or
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  Speaker 3: whatever you get in an economy. They're doing hot chippies.
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  Speaker 1: That is sensational. You know, I was just talking to Nat.
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  Speaker 2: When I was pregnant, every single day of my pregnancy,
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  Speaker 2: in all three, I had to have hot chips, if
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  Speaker 2: not twice a day, definitely once.
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  Speaker 1: Like, it's all I ever craved. Something to do with
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  Speaker 1: carbs and salt.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Why are they so bad? Because they're potato. No, they're not.
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  Speaker 3: They're not.
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  Speaker 1: In my head, they're a vegetable.
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  Speaker 3: Also, Vegemite's bad, but hot chips are good.
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  Speaker 1: Vegetable, there's lots of additives. Hot chips, they're great.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I count them as a vegetable for my kids.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's a potato.
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: What about up in the air, though? If you don't
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  Speaker 3: order them... You know that smell of hot chips? The
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  Speaker 3: person next to you or in front of you is
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  Speaker 3: going to be eating a bucket of hot chips.
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  Speaker 1: No, you'd have to order them.
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  Speaker 3: You just have to.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that's their game plan.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so virgin economy. You can now get hot chips.
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  Speaker 4: Hot chips from today.
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  Speaker 10: All right.
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  Speaker 3: On the show, celebrity psychic Georgina Walker has got her
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  Speaker 3: the next 25 minutes. And right now, if you want
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  Speaker 3: to play Tradie vs. Lady 13 1065, our number, if
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  Speaker 3: you want to play. And we're playing Tradie vs. Lady
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  Speaker 3: for you to go and see 5 Seconds of Summer.
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  Speaker 3: Let's meet our Tradie first. Hello, Jack.
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  Speaker 4: Morning, Jack.
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  Speaker 14: Hi, Matt.
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  Speaker 13: Hi, mate. How are you?
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  Speaker 3: How's it going? We're good. You're in Spring Farm. You
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  Speaker 3: work in construction. You've got a Toyota Hilux. Married with
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  Speaker 3: three kids. What gender are you rocking there?
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  Speaker 6: We've got the girls, the oldest, and the two younger boys.
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  Speaker 1: Same as me. How old are they, Jack?
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  Speaker 6: Ah, six, four and one, so still having it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you're still very young, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, what did you do with your wedding ring, mate?
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  Speaker 3: You lost it.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, no. Oh, well, I found it, luckily. I was
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  Speaker 6: on a bit of a boys' trip, a bit of
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  Speaker 6: a day three on the bed. I went to the
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  Speaker 6: ocean for a bit of a cool off and then...
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  Speaker 6: The ring's come off in the surf, so he sort
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  Speaker 6: of shit himself and went down and packed and grabbed
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  Speaker 6: this bit of sand and did the Hail Mary and
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  Speaker 6: it was like Lord of the Rings pulling the bloody
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  Speaker 6: ring out of the sand.
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  Speaker 15: No way.
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  Speaker 1: So your ring fell off in the ocean and you
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  Speaker 1: found it?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was one lucky dip, like a skill test.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't understand. I pulled it up and then it
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  Speaker 6: was like Gollum pulling the bloody ring out of the mud.
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  Speaker 1: My precious.
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  Speaker 3: What a fluke. Yeah, that is so lucky.
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  Speaker 6: It would have been hard to explain that coming back
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  Speaker 6: from a boys' trip that I lost the wedding ring.
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  Speaker 1: Especially after a three-day bender.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry, wifey.
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  Speaker 3: I had a mate that did it not long after
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  Speaker 3: their wedding. Same thing. Went in the surf. Like, you're
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  Speaker 3: meant to take your ring off, aren't you?
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  Speaker 1: Are you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, I don't know. Do you not?
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  Speaker 4: Mine is on. Mine's really cool.
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  Speaker 6: I wasn't thinking too straight.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're off with the fairies.
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  Speaker 2: If your ring is a bit loose, yeah, you absolutely
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  Speaker 2: should take it off when you go swimming.
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  Speaker 3: You reckon you also show me yours like flat?
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  Speaker 1: Mine is on. So I can barely take mine off.
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  Speaker 1: I have to use like oil to get mine off.
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 1: Because it fits around here, but my knuckle's really big.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 3: So it's a good thing. So mine's solid.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So you can't like go into a bar and pretend
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  Speaker 3: you're single really quickly.
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  Speaker 1: No, I can't.
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  Speaker 3: Unless you bring your lube.
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  Speaker 1: Nor would I do that.
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  Speaker 3: Your hand lube.
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  Speaker 1: Unless I've got my hand lube on me.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Weighing in at 107 kilos, he's the Lord of the Ring.
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  Speaker 3: It's Jack. Good on you, mate. Hold in there while
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  Speaker 3: we meet our lady. All right.
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  Speaker 1: Morning, Michelle.
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  Speaker 13: Good morning, team.
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  Speaker 8: How are we?
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  Speaker 5: Good.
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  Speaker 1: You are from Box Hill.
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  Speaker 2: You are a stay-at-home mum and it's because you're married
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  Speaker 2: with five children, Michelle.
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  Speaker 8: Oh!
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  Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, there's five all up. I know, I know.
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  Speaker 1: Did you have them all close together or did you
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  Speaker 1: space them out at least?
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  Speaker 15: No, no, they're really spread out actually.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's probably a good thing. Does that mean your
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  Speaker 1: eldest can help with the youngest?
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  Speaker 7: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 15: Actually, the eldest was really embarrassed that I had my
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  Speaker 15: youngest because she was 17. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly– my dad– She refused to push the plan. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: my dad was 18 when his youngest brother was born,
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  Speaker 2: and he– same thing. He got really embarrassed by it,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, who cares?
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  Speaker 3: Why are you embarrassed?
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  Speaker 15: I'm not pushing that plan. I think it's my baby.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I think because my nan was like 47 or something.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Again, I don't know why he was embarrassed.
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  Speaker 3: Well, my dad's got a 12-year gap with his younger
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  Speaker 3: sister too.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and my grandma had her at like 40-something. Yeah.
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  Speaker 15: Yeah, well, I have two at home at the moment,
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  Speaker 15: and one's 26 and one's 17, and so you can
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  Speaker 15: imagine the arguments at the bathroom.
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  Speaker 14: At the moment.
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  Speaker 1: Are you got girls or boys?
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  Speaker 15: I've got one of each at home.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay, yeah. Who spends the longest time in their bathroom?
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  Speaker 11: Oh, you know what?
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: I know what you're going to say. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: have to say.
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  Speaker 6: The boy, yeah.
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  Speaker 11: I'm going to have to say it's the boy.
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  Speaker 3: You know what they're doing in there. We don't need
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  Speaker 3: to talk about it.
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  Speaker 15: Forget about that.
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  Speaker 1: Surely not in the bathroom.
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  Speaker 4: Come on.
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  Speaker 12: Oh, no.
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: So you drive a Ssangyong Rexton? A Ssangyong Rexton.
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  Speaker 15: Do you know what that is? Which is now actually KGM.
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  Speaker 15: So I love it. It's a great vehicle.
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  Speaker 3: Is that one of these Chinese cars? I don't know it.
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  Speaker 15: I've never heard of one either.
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  Speaker 6: Korea.
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  Speaker 3: That would be a good car.
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  Speaker 15: Well, guys, you just had an add-on this morning for it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm aware of every advertiser we have. Suddenly I
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  Speaker 3: know them. Here we go. We're looking it up. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: they look really nice. Oh, they look nice.
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  Speaker 15: They're rebranded as KGM, but yeah, no, lovely car. Love it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, how good.
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  Speaker 3: How good is that? There's so many different cars in
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  Speaker 3: the market now and like heaps more affordable. It's not
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  Speaker 3: back in the day when all you had was Holden
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  Speaker 3: or Ford.
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  Speaker 1: That literally, Holden or Ford, that was it, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Michelle, and tell me what was happening.
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  Speaker 2: You were, I absolutely love ABBA as well, but you
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  Speaker 2: were dancing around to ABBA in your living room and
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  Speaker 2: you tripped over.
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  Speaker 1: What happened?
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  Speaker 15: Tripped over my own feet. So at the time, at
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  Speaker 15: the time I actually had, yeah, a litter of puppies.
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  Speaker 15: So you can imagine what my, you know, lounge room
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  Speaker 15: was looking like.
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  Speaker 1: Because five kids wasn't enough?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 15: But, you know, they were in a separate area. I mean,
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  Speaker 15: they were in the same room, but they were in
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  Speaker 15: their own little area. And I was just dancing away,
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  Speaker 15: cleaning up, you know, and getting ready because I had
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  Speaker 15: a person coming over to pick up a puppy. And, yeah,
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  Speaker 15: down I went like a ton of bricks. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 15: no dancing queen, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 1: And anything happen to you? You didn't break anything, did you?
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  Speaker 15: Oh, absolutely. Broke my shoulder.
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  Speaker 12: Broke my shoulder.
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  Speaker 8: Oh.
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  Speaker 15: So here I am, face planted, on the ground, looking
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  Speaker 15: at these cups sitting there. There I was going, what
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  Speaker 15: the hell are you doing? And, yeah, managed to get
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  Speaker 15: myself and sit upright, and that was it. Once the
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  Speaker 15: pain hit, oh. So, yeah, so this lovely girl came,
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  Speaker 15: and she had to go into my house. Because, yeah,
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  Speaker 15: there was no other way of anyone getting into me.
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  Speaker 12: Oh, you poor thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 15: Don't recommend it.
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  Speaker 2: Don't recommend dancing to ABBA around a litter of puppies.
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  Speaker 3: Got it.
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  Speaker 16: No.
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  Speaker 15: In your slippers.
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  Speaker 17: Yeah, no.
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  Speaker 15: In your slippers.
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  Speaker 12: All right.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Michelle.
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  Speaker 2: Weighing in at 74 kgs, it's the Dancing Queen, Michelle.
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  Speaker 3: Don't start dancing again. All right, here we go. I'm
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  Speaker 3: going to ask you the questions first, Michelle. Good luck.
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  Speaker 3: What are the three sports in a triathlon? What are
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  Speaker 3: they doing in the triathlon?
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  Speaker 15: Swimming, cycling, running.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, that's it. A lot of effort. You've got to
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  Speaker 3: be good at all of them then. Oh, you do.
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  Speaker 1: You have to be really fit to do a triathlon.
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  Speaker 15: Especially the swimming.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that would probably be the main focus. All right,
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  Speaker 3: Power Pass is the loyalty membership to which hardware store?
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  Speaker 3: Power Pass.
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  Speaker 16: Spunning.
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  Speaker 1: Yay!
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  Speaker 3: All right, you got two. What does ATM stand for?
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  Speaker 16: Annual General Meeting.
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  Speaker 3: I think you heard AGM.
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  Speaker 1: Did you hear A-G-M?
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  Speaker 15: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, A-G-M.
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  Speaker 3: A-T-M. Oh, A-T-M.
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  Speaker 15: Automatic Teller Machine.
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  Speaker 3: Well, what did I say? Did I say the wrong thing?
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  Speaker 4: You said the right thing.
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  Speaker 11: A-G-M.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, hold on a second.
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  Speaker 12: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: I might have stuffed up. Did I say A-G-M?
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  Speaker 10: You said A-T-M.
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  Speaker 3: But she heard A-G-M.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it doesn't matter what she heard.
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  Speaker 3: She was wrong, right?
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  Speaker 8: Oh.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 12:51
  Speaker 10: I'm with Mikey, but I'm also biased towards the tradies.
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: Well, I just thought for a moment there I might
• 12:55
  Speaker 3: have said the wrong thing.
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: I would have given it to you, Michelle, just FYI.
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: She's got two, okay?
• 13:00
  Speaker 15: Okay, okay.
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: All good. Let's go to Jack. Hello, Jack.
• 13:06
  Speaker 13: Hey, mate.
• 13:06
  Speaker 10: How are you?
• 13:07
  Speaker 13: Good.
• 13:07
  Speaker 3: Amy's got your questions. Here we go.
• 13:09
  Speaker 4: All right, Jack.
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: In terms of fashion, what are capris?
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: Shoes.
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: No, they're kind of longer than shorts, shorter than pants,
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: typically sit mid-calf tight.
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: They're great. They've just come back into fashion. I'm a
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: big fan.
• 13:30
  Speaker 6: Get a pair.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: You were wearing them the other day, weren't you?
• 13:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: I love them.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: All right, where on your body would you use the
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: shark flex style?
• 13:45
  Speaker 6: Ah, you'd use that on your eye area, eyelids, eyebrows.
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: Nah.
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: Jack, no. You'd use it on your hair.
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: I don't think there's any way you can win now.
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: No.
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: Michelle, you're the winner.
• 14:01
  Speaker 13: Yay!
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: So the ladies. Yeah, the.
• 14:05
  Speaker 16: Girls.
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: So three quarters of women in Australia have felt embarrassed
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: about buying condoms.
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: Is that the woman's job to buy them?
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: Absolutely not.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: Although, if a woman is going out with her girlfriends
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: and maybe she's in the mood to pick up and
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: have some fun.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: It's responsible of her, I guess.
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: Do you not trust that if you went home with
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: a dude, he'd have them? Is it always like a back?
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: No?
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: Chelsea's shaking her head here. You don't trust men have them?
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: Absolutely not.
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: I got some from like when I was a teenager
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: that I kept one in my wallet for like years.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: I know this is.
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: I've never used that. I don't think it'll work. You
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: know the old wallet one, Sean?
• 14:48
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: Before you got lucky, you used to carry it around.
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: It just stays in there.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: It's like vintage now, isn't it?
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I hate condoms.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, me too.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: I know, obviously, I'm all for encouraging people to practice
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: safe sex and stuff.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: But you hate them.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: They are such a mood killer.
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, hold on a second.
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: Hold on a second.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: Arts and crafts.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: I always had to get extra large as well. They're
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: really hard to find. No, you didn't.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Well, apparently a lot of women who are trying to
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: buy these things, they hide them amongst all the rest
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: of their friends.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: Groceries and stuff like that.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know why.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: There's this stigma, but I know even as a woman,
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: like having to go and get the morning after pill.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: I used to, I was very naive back in, you know,
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: my early twenties and I was on the pill. And
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: using condoms and sometimes a condom would break and I,
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: as a precaution, would go and get the morning after pill.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: Well, better to be safe, right?
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: Better to be safe.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: Even though I know now that to get pregnant every
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: start needs to align and all the cows need to
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: be facing Jerusalem and, like, it's hard to get pregnant, right?
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: But I would send, like, other friends of mine in
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: to go and get the morning after pill.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: Why couldn't you do it?
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Because there's this stigma I used to feel like, There
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: was attached.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: If you're getting the morning after pill, what have you
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: been up to?
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: You're a lowie or something.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: It was all in my head.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: It's actually, again, you're being preventative and you're actually doing
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: the right thing.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: But is there a bit of judgment there?
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I used to think there was.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: Usually you'd be going to a chemist in your area too, right?
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: And we all know you might remember your friend's mum
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: works at the chemist or you could be thinking that
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: woman knows my mum or something like that. But when
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: you'd go in there, because I've never had to do it,
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: obviously I'm a bloke, what do you say to get that?
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: Do you go, I need the morning, like, yeah.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what you say. Hey, I need the morning
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: after pill.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Are they usually quite lovely?
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're really good. And they're usually really discreet as well.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: So they'll pull you to the side and they'll say,
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: you know, how long? Has it been since you've had
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: intercourse and then.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And they say, take it.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: And if you throw it up, you usually have to
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: go back and get it again.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: I'm actually amazed you don't have to go to a
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: doctor for that, that the chemist can just do it.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:11
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: What about a pregnancy test? You've been embarrassed buying them
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: as well?
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: No, not at all.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: I was only buying them when I was married, so
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: they were fine.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that would be another one you'd add
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: to the list if you were, like, worried.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, there's all kinds of things. Going into the chemist,
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: having to ask for bloody caniston.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: What's that one?
• 17:29
  Speaker 11: Thrush.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, anusles, another one? That one had hemorrhoids once.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: What's anusol?
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Well, it's what it says on the packet, really. It's
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: for your anus.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: Sore anus?
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just remember at the time, too, being in
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: the chemist and I had a note from the doctor.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, you had hemorrhoids.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I'd been taking too many painkillers. It was
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: a thing. Okay.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Not sleeping with men, no?
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: No, I wasn't.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Sleeping with men.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: Anusol. Anusol.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Wait, and you just have to have a little cream
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: and rub it around your butt?
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: Yes, and I remember giving the note to the chemist
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: and she had to explain it and it's all just
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: really embarrassing. Why can't they call it something else too?
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: Like when they were sitting around the boardroom of that
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: pharmaceutical company, I will call it anusol. It goes up
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: your anus.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Like anything else. Yeah, just to humiliate the people with
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: the hemorrhoids.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: What was the one you were saying?
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Caniston.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: I want to know that's for your vagina.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: There you go.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: You don't have to name products for the body part
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: they go on. Ball cream is the other one. Just
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: ball cream. Is there one called ball cream? Yeah, okay.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Anyway. You might have to go and get some of
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: these once you finally get your STD check.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: I don't need one.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, your STI check.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: What's the difference?
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Well, no. I thought you were going to ring the
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: bell then.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Ringing the bell for an STD check. What's the difference
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: between an STD and an STI?
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: An STD is a sexually transmitted disease and an STI
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: is an infection.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: So you can get rid of an STI. You can't
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: once you've got an STD. Yeah, cool.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm only sleeping with one person, so I don't
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: need them.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: I know, but apparently you've slept with.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Shout out to the one person I'm sleeping with.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you've never had yourself tested, so you could
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: be spreading chlamydia.
• 19:06
  Speaker 8: Boo!
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: Let's do the birthday wheel. 31-06-5 if you want to play.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: Got to be a birthday today on the 27th of October.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, Ryan Gerrard, call up.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, is it Ryan's birthday?
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: It's my husband's birthday today, yeah.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: What did you give him before you left?
• 19:22
  Speaker 12: Nothing.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: What are you going to give him tonight?
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, I've got him some little presents.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, we've got a podiatrist appointment, summer soccer on,
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: and then after that we're going.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: To do like a cheat.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Bring out the anus.
• 19:37
  Speaker 13: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: We've got a cheese platter.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: We'll have a bottle of wine.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: Okay. And go to bed at 8 p.m.
• 19:43
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Because I had the worst night's sleep last night. I
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: probably crashed at 7.30. But Ryan, if you're awake, no,
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: he won't even be awake.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: I don't think you can call. It's against the T's
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: and C's.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Sorry, Ryan.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: And now your first calls on 131065. If you want
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: to chat, here's Alicia in Manly. Good morning.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Hey, Alicia.
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: Good morning. Good morning.
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: Hello.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: What do you want to bring up?
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: So you know how you guys were talking about condoms
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: and the awkwardness of it all?
• 20:10
  Speaker 16: Oh, yes.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Buying anal salt. Mikey's had to buy anal salt multiple times.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: I said once. Yeah, I mean, it's just embarrassing. Self-serve
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: checkout is like a game changer for that, right?
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: There's even a feminine wash called Vagisil.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, again, come up with another name.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Why would you call it that?
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: It's gross.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Because lazy marketing people.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Come up with a better name.
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, think of something better.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Something prettier.
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: For sure, yeah.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Do you get awkward buying condoms?
• 20:39
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 20:40
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: Well, not so much condoms.
• 20:42
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: But more like I work at Coles and so I
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: see it all. So when they don't go to self-serve,
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: they come to me.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: And so, you know, whether it's the pregnancy test or
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: the tampons.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Or the pads.
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: And they shove it in amongst all the rest of
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: the groceries so they think that I don't see it.
• 21:01
  Speaker 12: Oh, God love it.
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: And then it comes up to me and they look
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: at me and they look at that and then they
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: just feel awkward and I feel like saying, listen, it's okay.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: We all do it.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: It's okay. We're all women. We all have our monthly cycle.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you a hack here.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: You can buy that stuff off Amazon and it gets
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: delivered overnight. And I've actually– I buy these certain– Tampax
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: applicator tampons.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: Extra big or something.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Extra super, like super, super tampons. So I can sit
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: in a toilet roll inside you. But they're so good.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: If I had to buy them at Kohl's, I'd be mortified.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: You'd be embarrassed.
• 21:38
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: Extra large. Yeah.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: But I get them from Amazon.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: They just discreetly arrive on my doorstep.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Hallelujah.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: Wow, that's a game changer right there.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, game changer. Of course, the Amazon dude's judging whoever
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: lives at this house. I don't care.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: I've never seen that person.
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the super tampon lady.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: Well, someone's judging along that line. Whoever's packing them.
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: Whoever's filling the box.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Well, your name's on it too.
• 22:04
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Does it say Amy Gerard?
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it does. Amy with the super tampon.
• 22:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: She uses toilet rolls on her monthly cycle.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: Someone in the Amazon warehouse is seeing that label. Good
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: on you, Alicia. And a nice thing to not judge
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: people when they come through.
• 22:20
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: To check out. Billy is in Maryland.
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: Hello.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Hey, Billy.
• 22:24
  Speaker 12: Hi, guys.
• 22:26
  Speaker 13: How are you?
• 22:27
  Speaker 12: Good.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: What's up, man? What do you want to talk about?
• 22:29
  Speaker 13: Guys, I thought I lost my chance. I dropped my
• 22:32
  Speaker 13: phone and you hanged up.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, well, when they got you back, I saw you
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: dropped out. You're here, mate. You're live on air. What
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: did you want to say?
• 22:39
  Speaker 13: Oh, like, I was just wondering, the day's beautiful today, like,
• 22:43
  Speaker 13: should I go to the beach?
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: Absolutely. What about work?
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Have you got a job, Billy?
• 22:47
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm going all the way to Central Coast. I
• 22:50
  Speaker 13: was thinking, like, I'll go work and then I'll go
• 22:52
  Speaker 13: to the beach to refresh, you know what I mean?
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do. Now, we've got our Central Coastie here,
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: Sean Fraser. What's the best beach up there?
• 23:00
  Speaker 9: I'm going to say Yamina Beach, there's Terrigal Beach, Avoca Beach,
• 23:04
  Speaker 9: those three probably.
• 23:07
  Speaker 13: Is there a beach in Morissette? I'm going to Morissette.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Or is there a bit... You know that?
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: No, you've got to go to one of those other
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: ones I said.
• 23:15
  Speaker 12: I think.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Your minor. Your minor beach is awesome.
• 23:18
  Speaker 13: Oh, yeah, your minor has a ring to it. I
• 23:20
  Speaker 13: like that, but your minor.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: I like that, mate.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Go do a little bit of work and then, like,
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: clock off at 10 when it starts to warm up,
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: go to the beach.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Does anyone actually do any proper work anymore, eh? Like,
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: work from home, go to the beach. Everyone's bludgeoned. I
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: love it. What's going on with your parents?
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, circle of life. Well, the other day I realised.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Just how much the tables have turned in my kind
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: of family relationship and also with my parents. Obviously, you know,
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: when you're growing up, you're a teenager. You couldn't care
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: less for your parents. They're trying to call you. You're
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: screening their calls. They send you messages in your 20s.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: You reply like five business days later. And they've always
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: tried to, you know, hold on to the invisible string
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: and keep me close. And I've always kind of held
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: them at arm's reach. And the tables have churned.
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: Oh, really?
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Now what I find is they're screening my calls. They
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: are screening my calls.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: Your mum's screening or your dad?
• 24:17
  Speaker 18: Both.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Both of them. They're taking five business days to get
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: back to me.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: They just got back from the UK. They'd spent three
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: months over there, you know, with my mum's mum.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: And they flew back home and I was so excited
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: to see them, right?
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: And obviously I had radio on.
• 24:33
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: So they had landed at 7.30 and I was like, great.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: I'll be home by, you know, 10 a.m.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: And I'll be able to see them.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: But they kind of dropped into our house, picked up
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: some of the luggage that they left behind in their car,
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: and they go, oh, we're not going to stay.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: We're going to head back down the coast.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: They left.
• 24:49
  Speaker 12: They left.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: They left without even seeing me. And I was like, what?
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: What do you mean you don't want to catch up
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: with me?
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: You couldn't stick around for three hours to see your
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: only daughter?
• 24:58
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: And then I was, I tried to call them, didn't answer.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: They called me back the next day and I said, oh,
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Next day?
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: I feel like the needy parent that is now dealing
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: with teenagers who were too cool for me at the moment.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Do you think it's a retired thing?
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and sometimes they'll come up and they'll say, hey, Ames,
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: can you drop us here? Can you drop us over
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: to these people's houses? Can you pick us up if
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: you're still awake at 10.30?
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, my God, the roles have reversed.
• 25:28
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: And it's weird.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: I'm like the needy child who's always trying to check
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: in on them and they're just out living their best
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: retired life.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: You're being a parent to your parents.
• 25:41
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: I am parenting my parents.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: I reckon it is a retired thing.
• 25:45
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: Where they start finding activities and things to do.
• 25:49
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Because I find that with my parents as well. Like, yeah,
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: they barely call. And sometimes I'll be like, oh, do
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: you want to do dinner? And they're like, yeah, come
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: to us.
• 25:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I've worked my ass off all day.
• 25:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: You're retired.
• 26:00
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: And I've got to come to you?
• 26:03
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So do you feel like you're parenting your parents?
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: I just feel like the roles have reversed and all
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: of a sudden it's me checking in on them and
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: it's me making sure that my dad's, you know, going
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: to his doctor's appointments and it's– Yeah, I'm basically trying
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: to parent them now.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: 31065, if you've got a similar thing, like if the
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: role is reversed, how are you looking after or parenting
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: your parents?
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Surely I'm not the only one. Chels, do you parent
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: your parents?
• 26:34
  Speaker 17: I do. You know when you see the mum yelling
• 26:37
  Speaker 17: at the child to be quiet because the child's too loud?
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: I do that to my mum now.
• 26:41
  Speaker 17: So we were in Dish the other day, a clothing store,
• 26:44
  Speaker 17: and she's holding up this top and And she's.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Like, Charles, this would look so good on you.
• 26:48
  Speaker 17: And I'm like, mum, it's a dress and you've got
• 26:50
  Speaker 17: it wrong and you are so loud and the whole store.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Can hear you. You're like, lower your voice.
• 26:55
  Speaker 17: Why are we yelling all the time?
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: 131065, you've got a similar thing. Annalise, welcome. And I
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: think we've had you on the mic before.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, hello. Thank you for having me.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: What about you?
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Are you parenting your parents yet? I parent my mum
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: quite often. She will always.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: tell my.
• 27:12
  Speaker 14: Three siblings and my younger sister's just finishing year 12
• 27:14
  Speaker 14: and hasn't really given her like a lot of guidance
• 27:17
  Speaker 14: into like uni and stuff.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: She's just like, well, yeah, she'll just do whatever she wants.
• 27:21
  Speaker 14: The pressure I got to go to uni when I was.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Her age was unbelievable. Were you first born?
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: First born.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:28
  Speaker 14: I'm like to mom, no, no, no, no. She needs
• 27:29
  Speaker 14: to go to university. I'm telling her what to do.
• 27:31
  Speaker 14: I'm telling her where to sign up. I'm, I'm, I'm,
• 27:34
  Speaker 14: I'm parenting my sister and my mum. You're parenting your
• 27:37
  Speaker 14: mum to parent your sister more firmer.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Hey, what about Thing? What about you, man?
• 27:42
  Speaker 10: Yeah, similar to you, Amy, but my dad was young
• 27:45
  Speaker 10: when he had me.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: He was 21.
• 27:47
  Speaker 10: So by the time I was old enough to drive.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 27:50
  Speaker 10: Dad was like, okay, you can take care of yourself.
• 27:53
  Speaker 10: I'm claiming some years I lost. My dad was going
• 27:56
  Speaker 10: out on the weekends on a Saturday night and I
• 27:58
  Speaker 10: was driving him in, dropping him off, have a good night, mate,
• 28:01
  Speaker 10: and going home.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: Like to nightclubs?
• 28:02
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: You were dropping your dad off to nightclubs and then
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: going back home?
• 28:08
  Speaker 14: Yep.
• 28:10
  Speaker 16: Yep.
• 28:11
  Speaker 12: Why?
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: It was so good.
• 28:12
  Speaker 10: It would still be happening now if I still lived
• 28:14
  Speaker 10: in Adelaide with him.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: I remember I had a friend and her mum used
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: to come. Clubbing. You know that one we used to
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: go to in our area? Yeah. You know, the dodgy one?
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: The one that started with H? H, yeah.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: It's closed down now. It's a Vinnie's now, which is weird. Oh,
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: is it really?
• 28:29
  Speaker 14: I walked past it.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: I was like, that place used to be fun. Anyway,
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: her mum would just rock up into that nightclub at
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: like midnight.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: And, like, come dancing or just pick her up?
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: No, come into the club.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: I mean, that might be me.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: I would love to go.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: My kids would.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: Die, but I would.
• 28:45
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: No, it was embarrassing.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: It was embarrassing, wasn't it?
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: Well, yes, I think it was.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Was it a male friend or a female?
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: It was a female friend and her mum would come
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: into the club.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: And did she care?
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: I think deep down she did. Like, you want your
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: parents to be cool, I suppose, but not that.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: I reckon that's different for a girl.
• 29:02
  Speaker 9: Like, if her mum came to the club, it's like, oh,
• 29:04
  Speaker 9: that's kind of cool.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: But for a guy, if your mum comes to the club.
• 29:07
  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah, no.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: It really is the circle of life. You know, you
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: start in nappies and you're finishing them.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's not quite at that point with your parents yet.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: It's not quite at that point with my parents yet,
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: but we were just discussing how, you know, back in
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: my late teens, early twenties, my parents always liked to
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: try and keep me still, I don't want to say
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: the leash, but still, you know, the visible string that
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: kind of you hold onto your kids and you want to,
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: you're checking in, you're making sure they're okay. You're calling them.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: I was screening their calls, not getting back to them,
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: all of the things. They would drop me to friends.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: places and stuff. And now the roles have reversed and
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: I am basically parenting my parents and I'm calling them
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: and they're not answering my calls and they're screening my
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: texts and they're asking me to drop them at their friends' houses. And, yeah,
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: the circle of life, it's happening. Soon I'll be changing
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: their nappies.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: I reckon it is a retired thing because I was
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: sceptical when my old man retired because he was always
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: busy working. I was like, oh, I'll have nothing to do.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: But they have this like rich social life like your
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: parents do. So you're chasing them and it's like they're
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: just out partying. They're not partying. It's boring cups of
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: tea they have.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Well, they're not partying or swinging or anything.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: But I was like, what do you mean you've just
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: spent three months in the UK and– You've turned up
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: at my house and instead of waiting around for a
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: couple of hours, you've legged it back to the south coast.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: They've got things to do.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: What do you mean you don't want to see your daughter?
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: And then I said, oh, are you going to come
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: up in the next couple of weeks?
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: And she goes, oh, no, we're going to Canberra for
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: a golf trip and then Mudgee for the wines.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: And I was like, no worries, guys. I'll just see
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: you at Christmas, yeah?
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: It is funnier.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: I don't want to see you anyway.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: They find that it's good that they found things to do.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: Of course, of course.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: But you feel like you're parenting your parents now.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: I feel like the roles have reversed and I'm like
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: this needy mum.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: This needy parent who wants to see her mum and dad.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: 31-06-5, if something like that's happened to you, how are
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: you like now parenting your parent? Naomi is in Cambridge Park. Hello,
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: good morning.
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: Hey, Naomi.
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: Good morning.
• 31:09
  Speaker 13: Morning.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Do you have to parent your parents?
• 31:13
  Speaker 16: Yes. My mother, she is late to anything. She'd be
• 31:16
  Speaker 16: late to my 21st birthday, my 30th, a wedding. Like,
• 31:21
  Speaker 16: she's insane.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: I swear, is this a disability?
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: Because I've got a friend who, honest to God, I
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: have to tell her to arrive 30 minutes early and
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: she'll still be late.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Like, if I need her at 9.30, I'll say, hey,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: come to mine at 9.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: It's so rude.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: And she will still get there at 9.45. It's like
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: she's incapable.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah. How do you handle it with your mom? Because
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: that's annoying.
• 31:43
  Speaker 16: Oh, absolutely annoying. I have to ring her constantly, get
• 31:48
  Speaker 16: updates as to where she's up to getting ready. Like,
• 31:51
  Speaker 16: just grind her ass.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: So you're like a mum trying to get her teenage
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: daughter up and ready for high school every morning.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: Love that. Stacey in Heathcote.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Hey.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Hey, Stacey.
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: Hey, how are you?
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: Good. What are you going to do for your parents?
• 32:08
  Speaker 15: So I love my parents a lot, but they love
• 32:10
  Speaker 15: eating out.
• 32:11
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 32:12
  Speaker 15: And they always eat out pretty much like five, six
• 32:15
  Speaker 15: nights a week because they do.
• 32:16
  Speaker 10: Not want to cook for themselves.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: How good though?
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: Like absolutely do not cook. Yeah, but no.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not the greatest of food that they're eating out.
• 32:26
  Speaker 15: Um, not always the best, but I got to like,
• 32:28
  Speaker 15: my dad used to be the cook with us growing
• 32:30
  Speaker 15: up because my mum cannot cook to save a life.
• 32:33
  Speaker 16: And he got to the point that he's like, well,
• 32:35
  Speaker 16: I'm no longer cooking.
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: So they're literally trying every single RSL club, bowling club, whatever.
• 32:40
  Speaker 11: I wouldn't stop that.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: By the way, have you noticed how your parents love
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: a deal since they've retired?
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: All the RSLs got a special.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: The pensioners, they get like half-priced meals and stuff.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, $ 1 train rides, and they just love it. Okay,
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: Mel in Worrywood, how are your parents and your parents? Hey, Mel.
• 33:00
  Speaker 13: Morning, guys.
• 33:01
  Speaker 12: How are you?
• 33:02
  Speaker 7: Good.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: What's going on?
• 33:04
  Speaker 15: So when my mum's sick, she rings me up and
• 33:06
  Speaker 15: I ring in for her work and say, oh.
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: I'm so sorry, mum's too sick to come to the
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: phone right now.
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: I've been holding her hair all night.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: Is mum actually sick or she's pulling a sickie?
• 33:15
  Speaker 17: There's been a couple of times where she's pulling a sticky,
• 33:18
  Speaker 17: but most of the time she is actually sick and
• 33:21
  Speaker 17: she's too scared to bring up.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: But that is literally what our parents used to do
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: for us when we were sick.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: It's such a role reversal.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: And then, you know, not to get all depressing on you,
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: but you're right about the nappy thing. Well, no, it
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: will happen, man. Like I was speaking to a friend
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: the other day, her mum's much older. Yeah. And you
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: end up, I think they call it the sandwich thing. generation.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're trying to raise your own kids and
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: then look after your parents all of a sudden.
• 33:46
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, well, I'll just be shipping mine off to a home.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Well, my parents.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: Not a good home. One of the cheapest ones available.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: You would, you arsehole.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, off yous go. See ya. Off yous go.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: See ya, Helen and Lionel. Thanks for nothing, you arsehole.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: Well, you know, there's CEOs still hanging around here. He
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: might have an opinion on this. Oh, yes. What is
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: and isn't acceptable to do on company time?
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Only company work.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: He's walked away now.
• 34:16
  Speaker 6: It's all right.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: You can be honest.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: There's a podcast called the Ready or Not Podcast. They
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: had a debate about, you know, you're at work, but
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: you're doing other stuff. Have a listen.
• 34:27
  Speaker 19: Is anyone else doing personal admin during work hours because
• 34:30
  Speaker 19: there is literally no other time to do it? Dentist appointments,
• 34:33
  Speaker 19: school forms, booking, swimming lessons, ordering birthday presents. I know
• 34:37
  Speaker 19: I'm technically at work, but when exactly is all of
• 34:40
  Speaker 19: this meant to happen?
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, who isn't doing life admin stuff?
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: I'm doing other work in the ad breaks of live radio.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Sometimes while we're talking, I caught you texting.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: The other day, Ryan was like, hey, can you order
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: lunch orders? So we've gone to an ad break and
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: I'm on the phone doing lunch orders.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: Why not?
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Or I'm ordering school uniforms or something.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: I have to use every single window of spare time
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: to my.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Advantage.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to say.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: I don't have a problem with it. If people get
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: their work done, you know these real hard-ass micromanagers?
• 35:17
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: And there is software and stuff where they can look
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: at what you're actually doing on your computer.
• 35:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: I don't think we're using it here, guys. Don't worry.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: But I think that's too much. If you are good
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: at your job and you get your job done, if
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: you need to call the dentist at 11.30 a.m. Absolutely.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: Or you need to organise your wedding during most of
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: your workday. Oh, come on. We know people are doing it.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Hey, I've got a vow renewal coming up, so I'll
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: be doing a bit of organising for that.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: I reckon people probably do about two hours of actual work.
• 35:47
  Speaker 13: What?
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: And the rest of the time is playing around on
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: your computer looking like you're working.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Or like on socials.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: I always think about lawyers because they have to like
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: clock every 15-minute increments.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how they bill.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: That's how they bill. And I'm like, oh, my God,
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: I couldn't.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: It's all chat GPT now anyway.
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: Well, now we've got AI. You don't actually need to
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: do work. Just put your task in at the start
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: of the day. Are you working, Sean? What are you
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: doing in there while you're not doing the news?
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm doing a little bit of work.
• 36:13
  Speaker 9: I mean– You've got to keep your eye on the
• 36:14
  Speaker 9: traffic and the news and then that's about it.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: What app do you open the most on your phone?
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: Probably Instagram.
• 36:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're finding all those news stories on Instagram.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:26
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, and the truckie we had on the other day. Yeah.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Remember that, dude? Oh, yeah.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Nate, he'd pull over and have two-hour naps. Yeah. What
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: a solid use of time.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: Well done. If you are bludgeoning at work, I'd love
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: to hear from you, 131065RM. I remember speaking to a
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: dude years ago. He worked in a warehouse and he
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: said he'd just go and find a real quiet spot
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: in the warehouse and take a nap for like half
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: the work day. And no one knew.
• 36:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: How good is that?
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: I remember very in my early 20s, I used to
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: work at that, you know, that clothing store industry.
• 36:57
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Sometimes if there was two of us on the shift,
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: I would crawl underneath.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: We had like a cupboard where we'd keep shoes and
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: I'd crawl underneath her and have a nap.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: And we'd just tag team each other out. And she's like, Amy,
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: the area manager's coming.
• 37:12
  Speaker 19: Oh, yeah, get out.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: Wake up.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Woken up from my slumber.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: You can get a private reading with Georgina. Head to georginawalker.com.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: She joins us live on air to do your free
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: snap predictions. Good morning.
• 37:23
  Speaker 7: I put it on a broomstick getting ready for Halloween,
• 37:25
  Speaker 7: but it had a motor on it.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Do you do, like, Halloween?
• 37:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't go big, but the kids come around
• 37:33
  Speaker 7: and I love to give them sweets. You know, the
• 37:34
  Speaker 7: parents say, so thank you, because so many people don't
• 37:37
  Speaker 7: do it these days.
• 37:37
  Speaker 14: Oh, my God.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: You know what my dad used to do? He used
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: to hand out apples. I'm surprised that our house didn't
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: get egged.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: I was like, what a sourpuss you are. Just give
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: a place, like, some sort of lollipop or something.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: It's a Saturday night this year, too.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: He's like, it's an American tradition.
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: Why are we doing it in Australia?
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's kids and kids.
• 37:55
  Speaker 7: So much fun.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: I've already got a couple of.
• 37:56
  Speaker 7: A couple of decorations so they know they can come
• 37:58
  Speaker 7: and get Melissa. I used to dress my dog up,
• 38:00
  Speaker 7: but now he's a little fat pug, like his mum.
• 38:04
  Speaker 7: So cute.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: Let's go to our predictions. Rachel in Bankstown, you're on
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: with Georgina.
• 38:12
  Speaker 6: Hello.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: Hi, what's your question?
• 38:15
  Speaker 12: I just want to know, me and my partner, we've
• 38:16
  Speaker 12: had a rough patch, a bit of emotional cheating on
• 38:19
  Speaker 12: his behalf.
• 38:19
  Speaker 15: I just want to know, do you see anything in
• 38:22
  Speaker 15: our future? Do you see, you know, good things?
• 38:25
  Speaker 7: I want to go back and I feel the relationship
• 38:26
  Speaker 7: was stale. I see 15, so I don't know if
• 38:29
  Speaker 7: it's 15 months ago, 15, if you're married 15 years ago.
• 38:33
  Speaker 7: So this is not the first time, not necessarily emotional cheating,
• 38:35
  Speaker 7: but the relationship stale. It's a bit like a piece
• 38:37
  Speaker 7: of bread. What do you do with starberry? You put
• 38:40
  Speaker 7: it in a toaster and hot it up or you
• 38:42
  Speaker 7: can feed it to the birds. And I feel there's
• 38:43
  Speaker 7: a potential of hotting this up, but I do feel
• 38:46
  Speaker 7: you perhaps need to sit and talk about it, how
• 38:49
  Speaker 7: it can improve. Yes, I would imagine that you would
• 38:51
  Speaker 7: feel angry and resentful, but I do believe it has
• 38:54
  Speaker 7: firm foundations. And I think... it would be a waste
• 38:57
  Speaker 7: at this time to pull the pin without sitting down
• 38:59
  Speaker 7: and talking about how you can hot this relationship up.
• 39:02
  Speaker 7: And it also is about family dynamics because there seems
• 39:05
  Speaker 7: to be interference, whether they're children, in-laws, friends or whatever,
• 39:08
  Speaker 7: that is even creating more distance.
• 39:11
  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: Okay. All right. But the emotional cheating, though, what was
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: going on? You have to know, don't you? Oh, we've
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: got to know. Well, you know, he didn't physically cheat, yeah?
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I feel like emotional cheating's worse sometimes.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: What was it, like texting someone or.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Someone from work.
• 39:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah.
• 39:30
  Speaker 12: Neighbour.
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Is she still your neighbour?
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 39:35
  Speaker 7: That's why there needs to be a lot of sitting
• 39:36
  Speaker 7: down and talking. But it is a sense that some
• 39:38
  Speaker 7: people feel that they're not the peacock anymore. They need
• 39:41
  Speaker 7: to feel it attractive and attention. And when you've got
• 39:44
  Speaker 7: family dynamics and women are tired, women are exhausted. I
• 39:47
  Speaker 7: do feel it's firm to foundations, but you've got to
• 39:50
  Speaker 7: work on it. Nothing comes. And if you pull the pin,
• 39:53
  Speaker 7: it's just going to be even harder.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Natalie in Quakers Hill. Good morning.
• 39:59
  Speaker 6: Hi.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: Good morning.
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: Go ahead.
• 40:01
  Speaker 7: What's your question?
• 40:03
  Speaker 15: I'm getting married in a couple of weeks.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: How exciting is that?
• 40:06
  Speaker 11: So exciting.
• 40:08
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: If it's everything I'd hoped for, it's my second marriage.
• 40:11
  Speaker 6: I'm a bit nervous.
• 40:12
  Speaker 7: I wouldn't be nervous. Really, I just saw gold stars.
• 40:15
  Speaker 7: When I was at school, you wanted to get a
• 40:17
  Speaker 7: gold star for good work from the teacher, because I'm
• 40:20
  Speaker 7: quite old. So the message is gold stars. This is really,
• 40:24
  Speaker 7: really good. The only other issue is if there was,
• 40:26
  Speaker 7: because I had little children, so if there is children,
• 40:29
  Speaker 7: you need to have a firm conversation in regard to disciplining,
• 40:33
  Speaker 7: I don't know. I just tend to think that may
• 40:35
  Speaker 7: have been overlooked at this point in time, and that
• 40:37
  Speaker 7: can create friction. Like a pebble in a shoe, you
• 40:40
  Speaker 7: can get a blister. So the message is the coupling
• 40:42
  Speaker 7: is fantastic, but the need to work out about disciplining
• 40:47
  Speaker 7: parenting children. Is there children in this situation?
• 40:50
  Speaker 6: There is.
• 40:52
  Speaker 12: There's two from my previous relationship.
• 40:53
  Speaker 7: And how old are they?
• 40:55
  Speaker 6: Seven and three.
• 40:57
  Speaker 10: Oh, baby.
• 40:57
  Speaker 7: Okay, well, that's fine. But don't overlook it. Sit down
• 41:01
  Speaker 7: because at the end of the day, that can create
• 41:03
  Speaker 7: dynamics that can be an aggravation. But I think it's
• 41:06
  Speaker 7: a couple of fantastic.
• 41:08
  Speaker 6: Perfect. Thank you.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Congrats, Nat. I hope you have the best wedding day.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: And Nicole's in Liverpool. All right, Nicole, you're on with Georgina.
• 41:18
  Speaker 12: Good morning.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Good morning. Go ahead.
• 41:20
  Speaker 12: My question was, do you see my relationship with my
• 41:24
  Speaker 12: siblings improving? It's got to the stage where I'm the
• 41:27
  Speaker 12: one reaching out all the time and just sort of
• 41:29
  Speaker 12: doing the text messages, Merry Christmas things.
• 41:33
  Speaker 18: Stop.
• 41:33
  Speaker 7: I'm going to just say stop because the messages, that's
• 41:35
  Speaker 7: what they like. Like you're crawling. Sometimes absence makes the
• 41:38
  Speaker 7: heart grow fonder. And although you're craving, because I hear
• 41:41
  Speaker 7: the song Constant Craving, you're craving for that identification. By
• 41:45
  Speaker 7: having a little bit of quietness, the message is, I think,
• 41:47
  Speaker 7: what's she up to? What's she's doing? I want to
• 41:49
  Speaker 7: go to past Easter of next year. And I think
• 41:52
  Speaker 7: one will warm up, not necessarily the way you were,
• 41:55
  Speaker 7: but one will warm up. But I think at the moment,
• 41:57
  Speaker 7: the texting needs to, not that you're being awful, but
• 42:00
  Speaker 7: I just tend to think there's this craving with you.
• 42:03
  Speaker 7: I want to be family again. I want to be
• 42:05
  Speaker 7: a unity. And Christmas also, too, is very much a
• 42:07
  Speaker 7: family situation. And often we grieve when we're not with
• 42:11
  Speaker 7: family that we love or we're separated. But I think
• 42:14
  Speaker 7: Look at this Christmas as a time for yourself to
• 42:16
  Speaker 7: enjoy if you've got family or whatever and knowing that
• 42:19
  Speaker 7: that will be a shock for them, that you haven't
• 42:22
  Speaker 7: reached out. But I feel eventually one will warm up.
• 42:25
  Speaker 7: The other one, I think they've always been distance. I
• 42:28
  Speaker 7: think there's always been a difficulty in their family dynamics.
• 42:32
  Speaker 7: How does that ring true for you?
• 42:35
  Speaker 12: Yeah, definitely. But I just like, because when I sort
• 42:38
  Speaker 12: of say, like my daughter says, just keep on reaching out,
• 42:40
  Speaker 12: so then you're not petty. And then if it ever
• 42:41
  Speaker 12: comes back, then you can say, at least you've tried.
• 42:44
  Speaker 12: So that's where I get a little bit worried about.
• 42:46
  Speaker 7: You have already tried.
• 42:47
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 42:48
  Speaker 7: You have already tried.
• 42:49
  Speaker 12: Constantly.
• 42:50
  Speaker 7: That's the problem. Maybe it's just less frequently. You know,
• 42:54
  Speaker 7: because the message is, oh, here she goes again. I
• 42:56
  Speaker 7: don't think I even read the text because it's just
• 42:59
  Speaker 7: so desperate, which I can understand. But I think sometimes
• 43:02
  Speaker 7: a little bit of distance makes them think, what's she
• 43:04
  Speaker 7: going on? What's she doing? I'm not saying stop, but
• 43:07
  Speaker 7: I just.
• 43:07
  Speaker 12: Yeah, no, we'll give it a go and see how
• 43:09
  Speaker 12: it goes.
• 43:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but just not a couple of weeks. So I
• 43:11
  Speaker 7: think you need to get through this Christmas and then
• 43:13
  Speaker 7: let them come to their senses. But one will never,
• 43:16
  Speaker 7: ever be close because they never were in any cases.
• 43:19
  Speaker 7: They've always been the stirrer in the family dynamics.
• 43:23
  Speaker 6: All right, perfect.
• 43:24
  Speaker 12: All right, thanks so much.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: All right, there we go, Georgina. Another week. Thank you
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: so much.
• 43:29
  Speaker 19: My pleasure.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so one of the best parts about being pregnant
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: is just basically being able to eat for two people
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: and blame it on the pregnancy.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: Eat whatever you want.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they talk about pregnancy cravings. Now, I
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: Actually know if these were real legit cravings or if
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: i just wanted to like indulge myself every morning but
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: when i was pregnant with my daughter i used to
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: love a meat pie for breakfast which is so aggressive
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: um but if anyone else yeah tradies love it but
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: i'd be like oh it's what the baby wants i
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: blame it on the baby I'd have meat pies, schnitzels,
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: hot chips all before 9am.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: But there's loads of weird pregnancy cravings. I don't know
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: if Nat, like we've brought Nat in. She's our current
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: pregnant lady on the team.
• 44:10
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Do you have any wild pregnancy cravings? I don't think
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: they're weird. I just like certain things. Like I really
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: want juice all the time.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: So I'm drinking a lot of orange juice.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: And you're eating a lot of apples. Eating a lot
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: of fruit, crunchy apples, a lot of bread, a lot
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: of hot chippies.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, hot chips.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Whatever the baby wants, she gets.
• 44:26
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Carbs and salt for me.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, salt. I'm salting everything.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: Well, some pregnancy cravings get really weird and apparently people
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: are putting like two different random foods together. So we
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: found some bizarre pregnancy cravings that women have reported.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: And we're going to try them?
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: And we're all going to try them.
• 44:46
  Speaker 14: All right.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: All three of us.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: And there's no melted cheese in there. I'm very sensitive
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: to taste and smell at the moment.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: So the first one we're going to try is a pickle.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: And peanut butter sandwich.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: I reckon that could work. I'm okay with that.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Sweet and salty. I like both of those things, but
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I like them together.
• 45:03
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Is this bread stale? No, mine's soft. All right, so
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: pickles with peanut butter. Pickles are a big thing in pregnancy, yeah.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: On white bread.
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: Oh, I do love a pickle.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I hate it. I hate that. I could eat that.
• 45:21
  Speaker 6: I mean.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: Like you can eat it. That was the last thing
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: on the list. Sure. So could I. We're calling that
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: one a fail?
• 45:28
  Speaker 13: Nah.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: That's a real shame because I would have loved just
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: a peanut butter sandwich.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Now what about this one?
• 45:34
  Speaker 14: All right.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: This one's exciting.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Ice cream and hot sauce.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: So like the Sriracha one?
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Is this Tabasco?
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: It's Frank's hot sauce.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, Frank's hot sauce.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: Okay. Frank, you dirty dog. Vanilla ice cream.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm going to eat around the ice cream.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: No, you've got to do it. It tastes like I'm
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: in Asia but eating ice cream. You know the weird
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: Asian desserts?
• 46:02
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: We failing that one? That's disgusting. That's really bad. All
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: of these, again, last thing on earth.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: That's also a shame because I would have loved a
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: bowl of ice cream.
• 46:11
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: Just fly over.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: This one, I don't even know if I'm going to
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: be able to try. Oh, come on. It's tuna and banana.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: That looks like my dog's vomit.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: Tuna and banana.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: I actually think we're getting punked here. What tuna is that?
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: Tuna in spring water? It's got to be home-grown.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: At least give me the olive oil.
• 46:32
  Speaker 10: Olive oil and banana felt too crazy to me.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: Chuda and banana. Yeah. Oh, that's the better one.
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: Bullshit.
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: That was quite delightful. There you go, Nat. You're just
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: eating chuda and banana for the rest of your pregnancy.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: Just wait for that aftertaste, though.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: Can't do it. Mutty. Mutty? I haven't heard the word
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: mutt in a while.
• 46:57
  Speaker 13: What?
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: You think moot tastes like tuna and banana?
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: Jesus Christ.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: All right, this one is popcorn and mustard. Oh.
• 47:10
  Speaker 16: Sorry for the moment.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: Come on, Nat, you've got to eat it up.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: She's eating moot.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: Eating moot.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: And I said I would never.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: Well, not if you think it tastes like that. Popcorn
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: and mustard.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: I don't hate this one. Oh, that's actually quite nice.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: Is it a hot mustard? What is that thing? Oh, no,
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: that's American mustard.
• 47:33
  Speaker 13: American.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: That's the one in the bright yellow bottle.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Are we all giving that a tick? Yeah, that's yummy.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: That's the best one.
• 47:38
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: And finally.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: I'll keep this one, thank you, Finn.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: What the is this?
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: This is so random. This is ice. And chili powder.
• 47:49
  Speaker 14: No.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: I'm not doing that one. Why would anyone want those
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: two together?
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: Pass.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: So I do know a lot of women who used
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: to crave ice cubes, just having something cold in.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Your mouth, crunching on them.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: But why would you want the chili powder?
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: I don't understand. I also thought that chili's not good
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: for the.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: Baby, you know? So we're going to try a whole
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: ice cube here covered in chili.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: What's the green stuff?
• 48:11
  Speaker 10: It's a chili lime seasoning.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: That's terrible.
• 48:14
  Speaker 12: I'm not doing that one.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: No, don't do that. It'll be bad for your baby.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: That tastes like frozen grass. The winner is the popcorn
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: and mustard.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: And American mustard specifically. That's delightful. They were all absolutely disgusting.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: But do not go near the tuna and banana because
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: it tastes like what?
• 48:31
  Speaker 13: Mort.
• 48:31
  Speaker 6: Mort.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: Absolute mort.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: Crazy in love.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: Hey, coming up, if you're a dude and you want
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: to get laid, this one thing you have in your
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: house could get you laid. We'll tell you what it
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: is next.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: Not tuna and banana.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: Hey, you know when you're dating as a single girl,
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: you go back to a dude's house. Typically, you go
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: back to the guy's house, right? It's what's always happened
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: with me anyway. Or did you have men back in
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: your bed?
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: A bit of both.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: Right. Well, you know when you go back to a
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: guy's house and it's obviously a guy's house where he
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: just doesn't keep the house well. That can be a
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: turn off, right?
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, absolutely.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: I feel like the only guys' houses I've been back to,
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: they've been clean.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: That's why they're my boyfriends.
• 49:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 49:25
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: Well, American influencer, Gabby.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: I'm Gabby.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: That's the name.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: I'm Gabby.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: Gabby, she'll go back to your house if you just
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: have this one thing. It's really easy. You check it.
• 49:36
  Speaker 18: My standards are so low at this point that if
• 49:38
  Speaker 18: I go to a 35-year-old man's house and he has
• 49:41
  Speaker 18: a dry towel in the bathroom, like it's not damp,
• 49:44
  Speaker 18: he can get it.
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: If you've got something that I.
• 49:46
  Speaker 18: Can wipe my hands on that hasn't touched the floor
• 49:49
  Speaker 18: or like your bare ass in the last 24 hours,
• 49:53
  Speaker 18: you've got your shit together.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: And that's hard. That's hard to me.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: All you need is a dry towel, not even a
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: new towel.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: The bar is so low. I do understand, though. You know, like, men,
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: some men, especially men.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: Who live alone, I find, you know, they can be
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: a little slobby.
• 50:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: And I don't know when they wash their bath towels. Like, Ryan,
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: when I met Ryan, he was living with two women.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: So I think by default he had to be somewhat tidy.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: But, like, if you... Go into a man's bathroom and, like,
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: their toilet is disgusting. The bathroom. I used to find
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: the bathroom would be a little bit disgusting.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: Tubes.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: You know, just not clean.
• 50:36
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: They're doing reverse Kangas in the toilet. There's skitties everywhere.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: It's a reverse Kanga?
• 50:42
  Speaker 18: Yes.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: It's where you sit backwards on the toilet. Why would
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: you do that? Well, as in like that's the only.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: Logical explanation as to why it looks like that in
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: the bowl, right?
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: I remember one thing I didn't have. There was this
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: girlfriend once. I have it now. But I'd moved in,
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: I'd bought this apartment, so I'd moved into it and
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: I made it my own, right? It was, you know,
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: my first purchase.
• 51:05
  Speaker 14: Yes.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: I just never bought- A toilet bin.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: A bathroom bin.
• 51:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: I'd never had one. And she was staying over and
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: she's like, what am I meant to do with my things?
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: And I remember going and shopping- For a bathroom bin.
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: Because as a bloke, you're just like, what do I
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: need that for? I never had one when I was
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: alone as well.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: You don't need one as a bloke.
• 51:22
  Speaker 6: No.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: But, I mean, all females need one in every toilet
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: in the house.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: But I think we know why.
• 51:26
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: But also, where do you put your toilet roll holders
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: and stuff?
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, they were just going on top of the toilet.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: 23 past eight. You might have a comment on that.
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: Maybe you've been back to a grubby guy's house. Chelsea,
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: how are you finding going back to men's homes?
• 51:44
  Speaker 17: I absolutely hate it. I'd rather go to my own
• 51:46
  Speaker 17: house and then kick you out.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because then you've got control over when they leave, right?
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Control when they leave.
• 51:52
  Speaker 17: I've got everything I need at my disposal, my makeup wipes.
• 51:55
  Speaker 17: I just hate being in someone else's bed.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: And are the dudes you have gone back to their house,
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: are they like, you know, the Gen Z dudes, are
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: they grub?
• 52:03
  Speaker 17: To be honest, I have been very lucky.
• 52:05
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 52:05
  Speaker 17: They've all been lovely and clean.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: Annalise, you single? What's going on there? Yeah.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: No, I am single.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Yay.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: You going back to dude's homes?
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: Well, she only just moved to Sydney, so maybe not
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: up here yet, but.
• 52:18
  Speaker 14: No, I haven't really experienced the Sydney men yet, but
• 52:21
  Speaker 14: I can tell you right now the Melbourne men were...
• 52:24
  Speaker 14: Like a real mix. There was like a hit and
• 52:25
  Speaker 14: a miss.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some filthy animals down there, isn't there?
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Because you don't want to go back. I'm the same
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: with Chelsea.
• 52:32
  Speaker 14: You don't want to go back to the house because, like,
• 52:33
  Speaker 14: at the end of the night, I just want to
• 52:34
  Speaker 14: take all my makeup off.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, have a shower. Yeah, I want to avoid, like,
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: those navy sheets that every.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: Single guy has. Navy sheets. Well, you won't find any
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: of them up here. Sydney men are much better.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, white sheets only, yeah.
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, good morning. You are on KISS. All thanks
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: to Chemist Warehouse, Mikey, Amy, Gerard. You know, I finally
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: did that skin check yesterday.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: Did you? Did they find anything?
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: Nothing. But aren't you, when you go in there, you're nervous.
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: He made me take all my clothes off.
• 53:03
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: Except my undies. But he did the thing where he
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: looked down my bottom.
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Well, they have to check everywhere.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: They check underneath underwear and everything for me.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it didn't find anything.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: That's great.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: If I got another year, I'm like, woo!
• 53:16
  Speaker 10: Oh, wow.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: Nothing cut out because you've had heaps cut out.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: Haven't you?
• 53:20
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: One, two, three, four, five. I've had five cut out
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: and one burnt.
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: Burned off?
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: I used the horrendous cancer cream.
• 53:30
  Speaker 6: Oh, God.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: And turned my forehead into a bit of KFC batter.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: Do you worry every time you go there they're going
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: to find another one then?
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: I'm really diligent with it.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: So I go every six months for a skin check,
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: and I feel like as long as I stay on
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: top of it, and it's a pain in the ass,
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: but I'm like, I mean, it's life or death.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: One of the ones that they found was quite a
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: serious one. SCC or something?
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: No, it was.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Like pre-melasma, like a pre-melanoma one.
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit. Did you freak out? Well, I got up.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: Really early because I kind of, yeah. And all the
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: other ones are BCCs. Every time I go there, though, my.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: Skin doctor just absolutely gives me a sprain.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: About what?
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: He's got the worst bedside manner.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: He's like Chinese and he always tells me that I
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: have the worst skin ever.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: And that I should not live in Australia. I was like, okay, well, like.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: I live here.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: I'm a resident. So like, let's just get the skin
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: check underway.
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: Are you better in the sun after all them or not?
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Am I what?
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: Like better when you go out in the sun.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't go out in the sun.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: So when I do go out, like if I ever
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: go for a walk during the day, which I do,
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: I will always put 50 SPF on and wear a
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: hat and sunglasses. Yeah.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: Um, yeah, I don't, I don't ever lie in the
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: sun anymore.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: No, but all that stuff. Like I was saying to
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: my bloke yesterday, I said like, I'm better now.
• 54:46
  Speaker 6: I am.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: I wear a hat.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: The damage is done.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: In your teens and twenties, right? Like it's all done.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: And in my teens and my twenties, I used to
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: fry myself.
• 54:53
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: I used to go to solariums every day.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: That's how you got them all. Yeah, of course.
• 54:57
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: Because when you're young, you're young and dumb and you
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: think you're invincible and you're like, yeah, I'll deal with
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: the repercussions later.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: And now you're dealing with them.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: And now I look like a 70-year-old and I'm getting
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: BCCs cut out everywhere.
• 55:07
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: Well, at least your husband still loves you.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: He still loves me. It's because I've got a great personality.
• 55:12
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 55:12
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: It's his birthday today too.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: It is his birthday today. Happy birthday, big man.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: How are you celebrating tonight?
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: Uh, we've got a podiatrist appointment.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: We've got summer soccer.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Are we doing stuff? What was those hand gestures?
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: You know what they were.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Um, and we've got like a cheese platter coming.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: I think his mum's ordered is a little nice cheese
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: platter and we'll have a bottle of wine.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: The sun's out in beautiful Sydney.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: You can't go in it.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: I can't go in what?
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: In the sun.
• 55:41
  Speaker 13: Oh.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: I can when it's 6pm. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can.
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's hear from you on 131065. Anything you want
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: to talk about. Karen's in Penrith. Good morning.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Good morning, Karen.
• 55:52
  Speaker 10: Hello, how are you?
• 55:54
  Speaker 14: Good.
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: What do you want to chat about?
• 55:56
  Speaker 8: I heard about Nat's pregnancy cravings, and I just thought
• 55:59
  Speaker 8: I'd share. I'm currently pregnant now, and at the moment
• 56:03
  Speaker 8: I have no cravings. I just don't want to eat
• 56:05
  Speaker 8: at all. But with my last pregnancy, I would crave
• 56:10
  Speaker 8: frozen Cokes.
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: Oh, yes.
• 56:11
  Speaker 8: And my husband would sometimes bring me home a frozen Coke,
• 56:16
  Speaker 8: no sugar, and I would cry, and I would send
• 56:18
  Speaker 8: him back out to get me another one.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Because you're like, I need the sugar one. I need
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: the sugar one.
• 56:22
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 56:23
  Speaker 8: Where do you find, like, 7-Eleven?
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: I want full sugar. Did you get them from somewhere?
• 56:26
  Speaker 14: From wherever.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, just a frozen.
• 56:27
  Speaker 8: There are maccas. Yes, I just need sugar. I need sugar.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: But it had to be frozen.
• 56:32
  Speaker 8: I think what I asked you to do.
• 56:33
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: You had one job, husband.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: Here's some of the ones we tried before. Pickle and
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: peanut butter sandwich.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: Disgusting.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: Ice cream and hot sauce.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Also disgusting.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: Tuna and banana was the worst. Who is actually craving that?
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: Popcorn and mustard. Not bad.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that wasn't bad.
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and the final one was ice and chili powder.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that just tasted like cold grass.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: That was foul.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: It was horrible.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: I don't get, like, why do you get cravings? It's
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: the hormones, isn't it?
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, sure.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: It's either that or it's just an excuse to, like,
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: eat how you really want to eat.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: And then blame it on the baby. Like, I always
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: wanted to have a chicken schnitzel wrap and hot chips
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: for breakfast. And I was like, it's what the baby wants.
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: Because I'm eating for two.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: I'm eating for two. Ryan's like, bro, you're six weeks pregnant.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah. All right, Gail's in Mount Druard. Hey, good morning, Gail.
• 57:27
  Speaker 11: Good morning.
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: What did you want to talk about?
• 57:29
  Speaker 11: My boyfriend had a room full of car parts.
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, we were talking about how dudes, like single men,
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: can have a real crappy apartment or house. Yeah.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Unhygienic, wet towels on the floor. Was this your ex-boyfriend?
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: What did he have in his room?
• 57:46
  Speaker 11: It was like a garage. He had pushbikes, car parts.
• 57:50
  Speaker 6: In the bedroom?
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: He changed everything. Oh, my gosh.
• 57:54
  Speaker 11: It was like his sheets weren't changing in about two
• 57:56
  Speaker 11: or three years.
• 57:57
  Speaker 16: Oh, yeah.
• 57:58
  Speaker 11: And you don't expect me to sleep on them, do you?
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, see, this is, that's my worst nightmare, going back
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: to a dude's house and you can just smell, like
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: the sheets smell of sweat and God knows what else.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, how do you think you're going to impress
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: a woman or maybe you just didn't care? Did you
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: end up dating him, Gail, or not?
• 58:17
  Speaker 11: Well, no, he ended up going down shopping and getting
• 58:19
  Speaker 11: a whole new bedspread sheet.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, God love him.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: Guys will do anything for a bonk. Yes.
• 58:24
  Speaker 11: So I helped him clean the room.
• 58:27
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 58:27
  Speaker 11: We got it really nice.
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's lovely. He just needed a female touch.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he just needed a strong woman to look after him.
• 58:35
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: Well, that is a wrap for today. What have you
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: got on today, Amy?
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: I have more work. I've actually got a shoot on
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: happening at my house.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, what are you shooting?
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: It's for Hasbro, so kids' toys for Christmas, big campaign, yeah.
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know what that is, but enjoy.
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: What are you doing?
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: Just chilling. I might go for a swim.
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: Must be nice.
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: So picture that.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to my second job, and then I'm
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: clocking into my third shift with my three children.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: It's not a job, is it?
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: It is when there's lots of after-school activities. It was
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: a lot. bit like a job.
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: Tomorrow you can drive away in a brand-new car. I've
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: got our Pop Quiz Thousands to be won with that.
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: Keep it on because Gordie's coming up and you can
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: go and see Harry Styles live. Have a great day.
• 59:22
  Speaker 12: Bye-bye.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: See you tomorrow.