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- PASSA BROWN (00:12.478) Mm-hmm. That's right. Mm-hmm. yeah, I'm ready. You say it again, I see I said I'm ready. Uh-huh. Yes it is. PASSA BROWN (00:29.752) Mm-hmm. Yes, right. thank you there, Eminem for that lovely introduction, because this is week one of the NFL season. Yes it is. I felt that in my Scooby-Doo, because week one always gets me so happy inside. You know, I'm like a little, a little kid. I'm like a, you know, a fat kid eat like love to eat kid. Go to the cake store, get donuts and things. Because week one is here. And what a doozy. So meet me here tonight. Tonight at the prayer meeting. You got a rematch. On Flip Next. On Flipnecks. What what'd you say? What? Netflix. PASSA BROWN (01:22.284) It's on Netflix. We got a rematch on Netflix tonight, 8 p.m. Meet me there. But you know, they had to get a good one for that first one. I don't think I don't think they had a rematch in a long time from the Super Bowl in the first game of the season. February, New England. 29 to 13. That's what happened. But New England didn't added AJ Brown. They gave Drake May a bigger con a bigger target. But that Seattle defense is still real. It's still a matchup problem. Drake May got sacked six times. What about our offensive line? What'd they do there? So what you say, Pastor? Whatcha say? PASSA BROWN (02:08.063) I say Seattle gonna get them. I say Seattle's time, they they they they they bought AJ Brown with changing curtains, don't mean you get new furniture in the living room. That's all I got to say. Then Thursday, we go to Australia. Across the water, where the Niners play them Rams. Now, listen, this will be fascinating because both teams are dealing with an enormous trip. They over there over there. They already making comments about another no no no no no no them them Rams, they loaded. Stafford is coming back off an MVP season. They got Miles Garrett. Aaron Donald, but Aaron Donald's not playing in his first game, but he's he's gonna play the second game. But San Francisco, they beat up. You know, they they they they beat up. Even the coach. The coach beat up. The coach is beat up. But I hear that that that that that tight end is gonna be there. I hear McCaffrey's gonna be there. I hear Brocky's gonna be there. And don't forget they got Mike Evans over there. Well, don't forget they got Mike Evans over there. What do that mean? Nothing. Because the Rams. Lord, have mercy. I'll tell you, keep playing that thing, but keep playing that thing. They're gonna do it. Sunday, now them Bears is playing the Panthers. This this might simply be one of the best games of the afternoon 'cause the Panthers, you know, they they had they had a decent season. This is gonna be Caleb versus j Bryce Young. Carolina coming off NFC North championship while while, you know, this is second year. Second year for for Caleb. But you know, I I I I still say PASSA BROWN (03:59.407) It's gonna be them Bears. It's gonna be them Bears. I'm extremely confident that now we go to the Ravens is playing the Colts. Danny Dimes is back. They say he's healthy. On top of that, they have a great tight end over there with them Colts. This boy can run it. He can catch it. See, he is not this to forget the boy's name, but he is not a safety net. Unlike most teams, the tight end is a safety net. He's not a safety net. He is a legitimate threat. He can catch it deep, he can catch it in the flat, he can catch it he can c catch it off the ball. he he could he can line him up anywhere, any big boy. But they playing them Ravens. You know, new coach, new system. I think it's gonna be a close game. A close game. 28 to 20, I believe, but I am going with them Ravens. Now, them Falcons is playing the Steelers. Ain't nobody care. Ain't nobody care. Ain't nobody care. About that. Then them Browns is playing them Jaguars. Ain't nobody care. Ain't nobody care. The Buccaneers is playing the Bengals. Now, now Joe Burrow entering this season healthy for a change. We're gonna see how long that stands up. We wanna see how how how well the Bengals start. They have been horrific starting the season. Horrific. I think they're like one in ten in the last four. This this is horrific. They make it up at the end of the year, but can they start out strong? I believe this is gonna be a good test for them. I think the Buccaneers are hungry. I th I think the quarterback over there is hungry. They don't have they don't have Mike Evans over there no more. But I think it's gonna be PASSA BROWN (06:03.416) Dumbancos. I think it's going be a close one 27 to 21. Then we got the Jets and the Titans. Ain't nobody care. Then we got the Saints and the Lions. Do I need to explain this? Do I need to explain this? Ain't nobody care game, but I got the I got the I got the Lions. I think this might hit me the game of the week, the Bills against the Texans. Bills explosive offense. Houston's defense. Houston. Finish. Number one. Number one. Number one. Yards allowed per game. Josh Allen. You know, I hope his offensive line can hold up because them boys is coming for him. Them boys is coming for him, coming for him. No, everybody loves Josh Allen. I love Josh Allen too, but Houston has got something waiting for him in that backyard. This is gonna be a revival meeting with no exit. Doors. I am going with them Texans to handle them bills. Close one, 23 to 21. Then we got the Cardinals at the Chargers. Now, this is going to be a very interesting game because they have a new the Chargers have a new offensive coordinator. the Cardinals. We don't know who over there. They got rid of everybody. The quarterback, everybody. But I still say It's gonna be an entertaining game. Justin Herbert is a gr a good quarterback, but I we're we're gonna see what this offense looked like under Mike McDaniel. So we are going with them Chargers to be 30 to 20. The Packers are playing the Lions in a division game. This means half the logical analysis is gonna go out the window. Greenway. Still got enough offensive talent to win this game on the road, but it feels like it's gonna be fourth quarter the whole game. It's gonna be a tight game. It's gonna be a tight game. Quarterback play it's gonna be better with the Vikings this year. Much better with the Vikings this year. You know, because you know JJ McConnell. He ain't he he not playing. He he's in the development. But I believe, I believe. PASSA BROWN (08:30.072) I think the Packers gonna win this game. I think the Packers gonna win this game. The Dolphins and the Raiders. Ain't nobody care. We ain't even gonna talk about that. The Commanders and the Eagles are the divisional game. I I think it's gonna be a close game. I I believe the NFL, I mean the the the the the the Eagles have won consecutive NFC East titles, but the Washington was split. In that series, and and on top of that, you know, their quarterback was hurt. he he he was in the concussion. He had arm, leg, foot, everything hurt on that boy. But I think this game will be close as well. I am picking the commanders for an upset against the meagles. Let's get to Sunday night. Now, Sunday night, them boys is coming to New York. And you know. And New York is my team. I gotta say, I gotta say, that the them Cowboys have the most talented team offensively in a long time. But you know who's over there, right? Harbaugh. Harbaugh's over there. PASSA BROWN (09:52.867) Harbaugh Harbaugh is over there. First year. We know he about that defense. PASSA BROWN (10:07.36) It's gonna be Prescott against Dart. CeeDee Lamb, George Pickens versus the Giants secondary. First home game of the season for the Giants. But Dallas has proven so much with their offensive weapon, Br. PASSA BROWN (10:28.024) You know what I'm gonna say, right? No, I'm not gonna say it. I'm not. I am picking. I am picking. I'm gonna be a homer on this one. I'm picking giants for upset. Giants for upset. Giants 4 upset. Now, listen, I'm not going to pick that Monday night game. We're going to pick that Monday night game on the official Sports Idiots broadcast, which is going to drop on Monday. So I'm going to leave that for Monday. But until then, your part late. Your problem. And that's all I got to say. Lord, have mercy. We'll see you next week with Pastors Pick.