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Day Shift for Men | Tuesday 12.10.24 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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Speaker 1: with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with
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Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma on a Tuesday, December tenth,
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Speaker 1: twenty twenty four. Before we get into our regularly it's
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Speaker 1: a hard word to say, by the way, before we
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Speaker 1: get into our regularly scheduled stupid content DFW area has
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Speaker 1: been hit with more sad news and it affects us
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Speaker 1: and you here inside the Treehouse. On Sunday night, around
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Speaker 1: eleven pm, a Tarrell police officer was killed during a
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Speaker 1: traffic stop. According to police, the incident occurred when the officer,
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Speaker 1: identified by Taryll police as Jacob Candonosa, stopped a driver
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Speaker 1: in the parking lot of a Super eight motel along
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Speaker 1: the sixteen hundred block of South State Highway thirty four.
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Speaker 1: Police said Candonosa requested a cover unit during the traffic stop,
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Speaker 1: and additional officers were sent to the location within moments
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Speaker 1: of dispatching the other officers. The Tarot Police Department Communications
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Speaker 1: Division received two nine one one calls regarding an officer
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Speaker 1: being shot. The department also received a radio transmission from
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Speaker 1: a citizen who used the officer's radio to give the
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Speaker 1: same information. Tarot Police officers, as well as the Tarot
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Speaker 1: Fire Department and Care Flight responded to the scene. According
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Speaker 1: to police, that responding officers confirmed an officer had been
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Speaker 1: shot and immediately began to administer medical attention. Officer Candonosa
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Speaker 1: was transported to Baylor, Scott and White Family Medical Center
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Speaker 1: in Forney, where he later succumbed to his injuries. Officer
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Speaker 1: Candanosa was a police officer with the Tarot Police Department
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Speaker 1: since July of this year. The department said he leaves
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Speaker 1: behind a wife and a young child. According to Lieutenant
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Speaker 1: Mary Hager of the Tarot Police Department, we want to
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Speaker 1: extend our deepest condolences to the family during this hard time. Also,
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Speaker 1: according to Hager, Candanosa gave the responding officers the suspects
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Speaker 1: license plate information. Following the traffic stop. Off duty officers
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Speaker 1: and Texas State troopers later spotted the suspects vehicle in
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Speaker 1: the Canton, Texas area in Van Zank County, about thirty
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Speaker 1: miles east of Terrell. Officer searched the area by foot
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Speaker 1: with canines and drones. Yes, East Texas has drones, and
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Speaker 1: reported that the suspect had been taken into custody around
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Speaker 1: the Mill Creek Resort off I twenty around five thirty
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Speaker 1: in the morning Monday, was being held at the Kaufman
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Speaker 1: County Detention Center. Tarot Police Chief Arley Santsom said before
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Speaker 1: dawn on Monday that this has been a very difficult
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Speaker 1: time for his department they and that they would release
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Speaker 1: more information later. Tarot Police. At the time of this
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Speaker 1: recording and the time of this particular story from NBCDFW,
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Speaker 1: Tarot Police have not shared any additional information or really
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Speaker 1: any information about the suspect that was apprehended. Yes, the
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Speaker 1: RMS Treehouse Listeners Foundation will be issuing a check to
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Speaker 1: the family of Officer Jacob Candanoso in an extremely similar
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Speaker 1: incident to the situation that just happened in Greenville, Texas,
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Speaker 1: another young officer who had left behind a young family.
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Speaker 1: And in this instance, this location of this incident, it
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Speaker 1: falls within the boundary of the foundation, so we will
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Speaker 1: be able to issue a check to his surviving members
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Speaker 1: of his family, unlike the situation of the Greenville officer
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Speaker 1: where that fell outside the territory. I say all that
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Speaker 1: because we always want to remain transparent with the Foundation
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Speaker 1: as we always have because it's not our money in there.
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Speaker 1: I mean, there's some of our money in there, but
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Speaker 1: the vast majority of the money that's in the foundation
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Speaker 1: is your money. The Listener's Foundation, that's what it is.
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Speaker 1: And as stewards are the foundation, it is our job
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Speaker 1: to then disperse the funds according to the bylaws that
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Speaker 1: were enacted by Russ, Martin and Trey years and years ago,
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Speaker 1: so that will be happening. And we also would received
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Speaker 1: word that officer came to knows so while he was
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Speaker 1: only with Terrell since July of this year, he was
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Speaker 1: prior to that a Dallas County Sheriff's deputy. So once again,
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Speaker 1: I mean, it's one of those situations that it's on
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Speaker 1: an outer area of what's considered DFW or the Metroplex,
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Speaker 1: but this does fall within the geographical boundary of the
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Speaker 1: Foundation and will be issuing funds for his family. And
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Speaker 1: this will be the fourth check that the Foundation will
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Speaker 1: have written since August, just since August, and it's the
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Speaker 1: fifth officer since August to fall in the line of duty.
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Speaker 1: So in that time, just since August, the Foundation has
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Speaker 1: issued four checks and in order to keep issuing those funds,
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Speaker 1: especially at the dollar amount at which we issue them,
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Speaker 1: which is forty thousand dollars. We need more money and
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Speaker 1: if you know, we'd like to continue to do that.
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Speaker 1: In order for us to do it, they're just you know,
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Speaker 1: you've got to have more money in it. That's the unfortunate,
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Speaker 1: clear and cut reality. So if you would like to
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Speaker 1: donate to the RMS tree House Listeners Foundation, you may
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Speaker 1: do so. Go to Treehouse on air dot com, click
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Speaker 1: on Listeners Donation or the tab at the top. There
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Speaker 1: are all the ways to donate right there.
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Speaker 2: And I'd like to say something about this, and we
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Speaker 2: can we can edit this out, Dan, if you so choose,
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Speaker 2: But so everyone understands, like even with the situation with
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Speaker 2: the Greenwelle officer, when someone passed away, had they stuck
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Speaker 2: their original will and not given their entire estate to
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Speaker 2: the owner of an adult theater, we probably could have
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Speaker 2: extended the parameters of the foundation.
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Speaker 1: I thought about that occasionally. I have, so just a
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Speaker 1: whole lot of head nodding going on here. So yeah,
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Speaker 1: if you would like to donate, where you know, the
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Speaker 1: money goes to the families of fallen police officers and firefighters,
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Speaker 1: in DFW. You can do so go to Treehouse on
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Speaker 1: Air dot com and click on Listener's Foundation or the
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Speaker 1: little tab at the very top that says RMS Treehouse
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Speaker 1: Listeners Foundation Donate tab. You can do that right there.
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Speaker 1: In the meantime, we still have a show to do
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Speaker 1: and we are going to do it and while remembering,
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Speaker 1: you know, the fallen officer and those that have fallen
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Speaker 1: before him, We'll continue to do what we do and
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Speaker 1: hopes that we can continue to do those other things
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Speaker 1: that we also do. Which sounds very vague if taken
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Speaker 1: out of context, but trust me, it's it's not all
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Speaker 1: just you know, boogers and farts. There's also some actual
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Speaker 1: I'm Dan along with Trey and Raj. Good news. We
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Speaker 1: can cancel that brown alert that we've had out for
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Speaker 1: for a few days. We've we've we found Raj and
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Speaker 1: h or he found himself whatever it was. Uh So
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Speaker 1: if you saw him on somewhere along the I thirty
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Speaker 1: five corridor and pointed him in the right direction. We
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Speaker 1: appreciate that, and uh, we're glad to and we're glad
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Speaker 1: to have you back inside the treehouse, buddy, Thank you,
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Speaker 1: bud h. I figured we could do something to celebrate
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Speaker 1: your grand return inside the treehouse. Who wants to play
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Speaker 1: wrong answers only?
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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, let's do it all right.
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Speaker 1: It is time or wrong answers only inside the one
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Speaker 1: and only tree House. That is where I will In
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Speaker 1: today's edition, a holiday edition, pose a headline to Trey
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Speaker 1: and Raj and ask them to fill in the blank
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Speaker 1: with a wrong an So, gentlemen, let's get started. A
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Speaker 1: Florida man honors a classic holiday movie with a giant
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Speaker 1: replica blank in his yard. A Florida man, hang, I've
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Speaker 1: already forgot what it was. A Florida man honors a
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Speaker 1: classic holiday movie with a giant replica blank in his yard.
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Speaker 1: I need your wrong answers only, Raj? What do you have?
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Speaker 4: Can can we say? Dild?
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Speaker 1: I don't know?
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Speaker 8: Can you I just that's what my guess would be,
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Speaker 8: is that all right? Giant replica dildo in his yard A.
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Speaker 1: Nice big holiday dong. No, that is not the correct answer,
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Speaker 1: but that makes it a wrong answer, So good job, Trey.
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Speaker 1: A Florida man honors a classic holiday movie with a
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Speaker 1: giant replica blank in his yard. I need your wrong answer.
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Speaker 9: Only knock a Tony tower.
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Speaker 1: Ooh, that is a wrong answer, which makes it a
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Speaker 1: correct answer on wrong answers only. And my god, this
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Speaker 1: game show is confusing. I'm glad I'm not drunk. The
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Speaker 1: correct answer is. A Florida man honors a classic holiday
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Speaker 1: movie with a giant replica leg lamp in his yard.
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Speaker 4: Ah. Yes, from the movie you guys love so much?
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Speaker 1: You still have never seen a Christmas story?
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Speaker 4: Have you? I did? I watched it all.
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Speaker 1: That's right, I forgot. Yeah, you did watch it, but
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Speaker 1: you hated it, Yes, trampling all over all over my
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Speaker 1: loving nostalgia.
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Speaker 8: Yes, and I drunkenly told Peter Billingsley that I didn't
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Speaker 8: like the movie.
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Speaker 1: That's right. This sort of this is this is not
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Speaker 1: just the time of year to celebrate the birth of Christ, allegedly,
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Speaker 1: but also to celebrate the time that Raj once told
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Speaker 1: the actor who portrayed Ralphie that movie doctor.
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Speaker 8: Yes, and he was mad for a second, but he
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Speaker 8: said the same thing. He goes when did you watch it?
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Speaker 8: And I said a couple of weeks ago. He goes,
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Speaker 8: that's why you didn't like it?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, because you were how old when you watched it?
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Speaker 4: Forty five for four? Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Had you seen it when you were four or five,
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Speaker 1: you might have loved it?
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Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, really really from Chile? How dumb your dad?
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Speaker 1: I'm with Raj.
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Speaker 9: I think it's a horrible movie.
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Speaker 4: Thank you so much?
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Speaker 1: How dare you?
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Speaker 2: Yes, Vindicator, have never understood people's love and obsession with
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Speaker 2: that movie.
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Speaker 1: A Christmas Story is not a horrible movie. Zombieavers is
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Speaker 1: a horrible movie. A Christmas Story is a childhood classic.
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Speaker 4: I would rather watch Zombieavers.
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Speaker 8: Twenty four hours on Christmas Day or whatever it is.
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Speaker 4: Then that crap movie. But the kid who plays the
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Speaker 4: and it.
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Speaker 8: He follows me on Instagram, so he kind of likes
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Speaker 8: my post from here every now and again. So Zach something,
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Speaker 8: I can't remember his name, I know you're talking about.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you know what, I'll let the local news
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Speaker 1: experts take it from here, telling us about the gentleman
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Speaker 1: in Florida who has the twenty foot leg lamp shrine
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Speaker 1: to a Christmas story in his yard. Fore Man and
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Speaker 1: Neptune Beach took his love of the nineteen eightiest Christmas movie.
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Speaker 1: By the way, if you ever wonder what happens to
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Speaker 1: old strip club DJs, occasionally they end up as TV.
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Speaker 4: Anchors, and so does the old strippers apparently.
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Speaker 1: I bet they were great at the Platinum Club together nineteen.
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Speaker 1: I could just hear him calling for the shot specials
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Speaker 1: now fore Man and Neptune Beach took his love en
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Speaker 1: eighties Christmas movie to the next level.
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Speaker 9: Yeah you know it.
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Speaker 5: He recreated the leg lamp from A Christmas Story, but
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Speaker 5: made it larger than life.
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Speaker 1: This is Gary and Cinnamon from Yes from the news
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Speaker 1: for Jacksonville News Station.
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Speaker 10: You're looking at an exact repica of the leg lamp
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Speaker 10: from a Christmas Story. It is four percent bigger than
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Speaker 10: the one that appears in the movie.
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Speaker 11: So it's twenty feet tall.
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Speaker 1: How convenient twenty feet tall happens to be four hundred
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Speaker 1: and twenty percent larger than the original from the film
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Speaker 1: Florida's going to Florida each and every time.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, that's just that's when you have too much money.
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Speaker 1: I don't think that's a whole lot of money. Because
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Speaker 1: this guy, he did it himself. This was a holiday
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Speaker 1: DIY project. Here let him. Let him tell you all
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Speaker 1: the the parts that went into making his homemade twenty
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Speaker 1: foot leg lamp, which if you notice around the lower
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Speaker 1: leg of the leg lamp, there's a replica Ralphie in
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Speaker 1: the bunny suit hugging the lower part of the leg.
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Speaker 10: This is golf netting that I bought off Amazon's. It
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Speaker 10: was like ten dollars.
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Speaker 1: Yep, the fringe or you catch that. So golf netting
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Speaker 1: is what makes up the fish net, and then you
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Speaker 1: got fringe for the edge of the lamp.
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Speaker 10: Teenage fringe is the half mile of that. Everyone's decorating
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Speaker 10: their houses, and I thought it'd be fun to have
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Speaker 10: like like a neighborhood like competition who could have like
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Speaker 10: the best Christmas decorations. And I was tossing attorney one
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Speaker 10: night and then I had like this epiphany. As a
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Speaker 10: kid in like the eighties, like going to see two
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Speaker 10: and three movies in a weekend, and now like the
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Speaker 10: movies just don't.
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Speaker 11: Really do it.
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Speaker 10: People come by and like they're sometimes their kids haven't
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Speaker 10: seen the movie, and they're like, oh no, we got
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Speaker 10: to go home. We're going to force you to watch
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Speaker 10: this movie, a forty year old movie with no CGI
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Speaker 10: and people are still courting it forty years later.
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Speaker 1: It's interesting. So he's got golf netting for the fish net.
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Speaker 1: Then he's got a fringe half mile of fringe around
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Speaker 1: the bottom edge of the lamp. And I'm guessing the
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Speaker 1: lamp shade is made from uh SpaceX robot parachutes or
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Speaker 1: maybe just left over from the Columbia disaster.
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Speaker 4: Oh Jesus.
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Speaker 8: Uh yeah, it's that's when you have too much time
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Speaker 8: and money. That's what it was. And he's tossing and
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Speaker 8: turning and had an epiphany and that's what he came
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Speaker 8: up with.
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Speaker 9: Thank he's sm smoke a second bowl and then.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, that's what I was about to say, like, that's
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Speaker 8: that's a that's a that's a weird thought.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, is what makes that happen. The troubling thing for
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Speaker 1: me is the the news crew lets him go on
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Speaker 1: and describing what he used to make the leg lamp.
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Speaker 1: But I don't see the portion in the piece where
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Speaker 1: they asked him about what do you use to make that?
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Speaker 4: Kid?
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Speaker 1: Like did someone go up to that that Ralphie in
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Speaker 1: the bunny costume and poke him just to make sure,
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Speaker 1: it's not somebody's kid, it is Florida.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean yeah, you know, part time, part time job,
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Speaker 8: acting gig.
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Speaker 1: Or the fact that that shoe is big enough to
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Speaker 1: sleep in, which is maybe the reason why this dude
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Speaker 1: was tossing and turning all night. He was trying to
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Speaker 1: figure out what am I going to do with this
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Speaker 1: big old shoe?
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Speaker 2: Ah, I do, I do think you were unfair though
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Speaker 2: when you said disparaging the Jacksonville News team saying they
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Speaker 2: were former you know, strip club DJ and dancer. I
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Speaker 2: think they might be current and you know they just
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Speaker 2: got off shift and then went directly in the morning show.
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Speaker 1: You know what, You're right, I have assumed too much.
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Speaker 1: of that grave, I'm out.
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Speaker 4: I hate to be the bouncer.
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Speaker 1: If you have a VIP section, you gotta have a bouncer.
22:53
Speaker 1: There's gotta be a guy with a headset and the
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Speaker 1: clipboard and maybe even a velvet road.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, bottle service, you gotta have. You gotta pop those bottles.
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Speaker 1: It's gonna look weird to people in the regular uh
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Speaker 1: section of the cemetery to see you popping bottles next
23:10
Speaker 1: to grandma. But until until you've experienced it, I guess
23:14
Speaker 1: you just don't know.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's you know, that's when you're like, this is
23:17
Speaker 4: how she would have wanted.
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Speaker 2: I mean, I think it's got to have, you know,
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Speaker 2: graves or like that one we saw where the guys
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Speaker 2: in the casket, you know, like it's a taxi and
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Speaker 2: it's spinning around. I mean, there's gotta be some uh
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Speaker 2: you know, some motions, some theatrics going on here, you know,
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Speaker 2: to give it that true VIP experience.
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Speaker 1: That makes sense. Like fog machines, Yeah, light bark barklers.
23:43
Speaker 1: I don't know if I go with the black lights
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Speaker 1: as much.
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Speaker 4: I would hate for shell people.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, to tell people, what do you do in the graveyard?
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Speaker 4: DJ, That's what I That's what I do for a living.
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Speaker 1: They always they always to stand Yeah, to stand out,
24:06
Speaker 1: You've got to carve out your own your own niche there.
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Speaker 4: What's the playlist I got we need to figure that out.
24:20
Speaker 1: Hey, maybe that news guy in Florida is also the
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Speaker 1: graveside DJ. Ladies and gentlemen, got breaking out, My broke off.
24:34
Speaker 4: It's time.
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Speaker 1: It's time to say good bye to Grandma.
24:42
Speaker 4: Got shot specials mm hmmm.
24:44
Speaker 1: Five dollars fireball, not just for you, but just in
24:46
Speaker 1: case she comes back to life.
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Speaker 4: Five dollars fireball, because that's where she's going.
24:59
Speaker 1: Yeah, Granny was kind of a bitch, but it really is.
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Speaker 1: No one said this is this is? This is From England,
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Speaker 1: a cemetery has started charging five pounds per visit to
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Speaker 1: their loved ones graves. Grieving relatives can still access the
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Speaker 1: Garden of Remembrance for free between nine am and three
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Speaker 1: pm Monday to Friday, but after nineteen years in operation,
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Speaker 1: the graveyard will soon require the purchase of a one
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Speaker 1: off VIP pass for visits outside normal operating hours. This
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Speaker 1: costs five pounds to visit a grave or cremation plot,
25:41
Speaker 1: and ten pounds per person to visit the rose garden.
25:45
Speaker 1: Oh all right, Electric gates will prevent anyone without a
25:50
Speaker 1: VIP pass from accessing the grounds. Isn't that as wasn't
25:53
Speaker 1: that a section of Thriller with Michael Jackson.
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Speaker 2: I mean, so if you get them cremated and keep
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Speaker 2: them at home, you're just having a house.
26:04
Speaker 1: Party, whereas Kidd and Play would call it up the
26:12
Speaker 1: Jama Jammie jam.
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27:12
Speaker 1: Are you in the mood for some ode to filthy
27:15
Speaker 1: clogged toilette? I know it sounds like an odd question,
27:18
Speaker 1: but uh, you have Miller High Life to think, because
27:25
Speaker 1: Miller Highlife is set to release barfume that smells exactly
27:29
Speaker 1: like a dive bar. You're excited. Yeah. The scent of
27:35
Speaker 1: the so called dive barfume blends cedarwood and pechuli to
27:40
Speaker 1: recreate the smell of a bar counter, tobacco and leather
27:44
Speaker 1: to evoke those worn in leather barstools, sea salt for
27:47
Speaker 1: the basket of fries, and popcorn, and champac blossom to
27:51
Speaker 1: replicate the smell of Miller High Life.
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Speaker 2: Yes, that's shit, bes you want to replica at the
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Speaker 2: smell of a dive bar, stale beer, fabuloso and vomit.
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Speaker 9: And some cigarette yeah, cigarette smoke.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, some stale cigarettes. Yeah, yep, that's it. That that's
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Speaker 1: the concoction right there. It just doesn't sound as good
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Speaker 1: as cedar wood and you know and other things. But yeah,
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Speaker 1: this is this is one of those things where it's
28:23
Speaker 1: it's free marketing for Miller High Life, and if we're
28:27
Speaker 1: being honest, if they have an actual product of it available,
28:30
Speaker 1: it makes for a great holiday gag gift. The only
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Speaker 1: down say is, I don't think they're going to be
28:35
Speaker 1: available for your white elephant parties. I don't think they're
28:39
Speaker 1: going to be actually available till next year.
28:44
Speaker 4: Okay.
28:45
Speaker 2: They say gen Z is really big into their their
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Speaker 2: colognes and perfumes, so maybe that's it's their way of
28:52
Speaker 2: bringing the.
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Speaker 9: High Life back.
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Speaker 1: Especially gen Z doesn't know what the high life is
28:58
Speaker 1: exactly they think they know.
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Speaker 2: Maybe they're trying to get high Life. Is, you know,
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Speaker 2: to be with to gen z what you PBR became
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Speaker 2: to hipsters?
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Speaker 4: I don't know.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very possible.
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Speaker 4: Is the champagne of beers?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Miller Highlight the champagne of beers, whereas like PBR
29:19
Speaker 1: was sort of like the go to hipster beer or
29:23
Speaker 1: the millennial's choice to be sort of like the down
29:27
Speaker 1: home beer choice. But at the end of the day,
29:30
Speaker 1: it's like at a dive bar, the standard dream quarter
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Speaker 1: is beer in a shot. So I mean it's whatever
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Speaker 1: cheap beer and well whiskey you got, but it's apparently
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Speaker 1: just sixty dollars a bottle, and I take it back.
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Speaker 1: Apparently it is going to be in time for the holidays.
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Speaker 1: They say. This bar fume cologne from Miller High Life
29:56
Speaker 1: is currently sold out, but it's also I just I
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Speaker 1: just trying to find it. Give me a second. High
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Speaker 1: Life is bringing that dive bar scent, you know, and
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Speaker 1: love to your home with High Life Dive bar fume
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Speaker 1: just in time for the holidays. Happy high Life. That's
30:14
Speaker 1: according to the Fragrances. Fragrances listing. The Champagne of Beers
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Speaker 1: has other beer themed holiday offerings in it shop, including
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Speaker 1: Miller High Life stockings and Christmas tree ornaments. Instagram users
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Speaker 1: had a field day in the comments of the post
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Speaker 1: announcing the cologne, with one commenter saying, this was my
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Speaker 1: scent for seven years. Trey's got you beat.
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Speaker 2: That was his for like twenty I did not drink
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Speaker 2: High Life.
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Speaker 1: That's drug he really was.
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Speaker 9: I had standards.
30:45
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not like it's not because your your haunt
30:51
Speaker 1: was not technically a dive bar. It was the Loon
30:54
Speaker 1: Mayshi Rest in Peace and Uptown Dallas for for many
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Speaker 1: many years, and to me, the Loan was not a
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Speaker 1: dive bar. It was a sort of under the radar
31:07
Speaker 1: establishment because I mean the Loon didn't even have a sign.
31:12
Speaker 1: You just had to know where it was, and you
31:13
Speaker 1: had to know what it was. If you walked into
31:16
Speaker 1: that place accidentally, everyone can smell it on you, ironically.
31:21
Speaker 1: But I actually looked up because I was curious, and
31:23
Speaker 1: it's like, okay, well, what actually constitutes a dive bar?
31:26
Speaker 1: So I asked Google, and according to the AI overview,
31:31
Speaker 1: a dive bar is a casual, inexpensive drinking establishment that's
31:35
Speaker 1: often old fashioned, dimly lit, and has a local clientele.
31:41
Speaker 1: They also say here for the ambiance, I'm sorry for
31:44
Speaker 1: the atmosphere. Dive bars are typically small, eclectic, and have
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Speaker 1: shabby or data decor. They may also have me on
31:49
Speaker 1: beer sides. Drinks. Dive bars typically serve a cheap, simple
31:52
Speaker 1: selection of drinks such as well drinks and beer. The
31:55
Speaker 1: client tell dive bars are off in neighborhood institutions where
31:58
Speaker 1: local residents gathered to drink and socialized payment. Dive bars
32:02
Speaker 1: are often cash only. Other features. Dive bars may also
32:06
Speaker 1: sell packaged beer and have an ATM in the back,
32:08
Speaker 1: something that Texans you don't really understand. What Having a
32:14
Speaker 1: liquor store attached to a bar is not a thing
32:16
Speaker 1: in Texas. I've seen it in other places Florida, but yeah,
32:22
Speaker 1: that's not a standard thing in Texas. But I love
32:24
Speaker 1: a good dive bar, but I don't want to smell
32:27
Speaker 1: like one because to me, another great indicator of a
32:31
Speaker 1: dive bar is no bathroom doors on the stalls. Of course,
32:35
Speaker 1: that could also be a gay bar. So it's just
32:37
Speaker 1: kind of you to each his own.
32:43
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and you have.
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Speaker 8: To have the old bartenders, you know, past their prime
32:50
Speaker 8: in the dive bar.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, at a dive bar, the bartenders are not there
32:54
Speaker 1: for their looks.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
32:57
Speaker 1: In fact, their looks are typically more scowl.
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Speaker 4: They don't want to eire either.
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Speaker 1: No, most of the time they don't.
33:09
Speaker 4: What's next though?
33:10
Speaker 2: Man is a glitter company gonna you know owe the
33:13
Speaker 2: strip club?
33:16
Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, day ship, but they still use glitter.
33:27
Speaker 1: You've got You've got Lebrona James on the main stage
33:31
Speaker 1: glitter as she comes out that way. When you go
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Speaker 1: back to the office, everybody knows where you were.
33:40
Speaker 4: Who are you wearing? Day shift for men?
33:49
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Speaker 1: danil Malley along with Trade Trenholm and Raj Sharma. In
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Speaker 1: my Google searching about dive bars, there was another interesting
34:40
Speaker 1: result I wanted to share with you guys. And that
34:43
Speaker 1: was an article titled dirty, Dank and occasionally Dangerous that's
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Speaker 1: supposedly describing dive bars. It also sounds a little bit
34:53
Speaker 1: like a diddy party.
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Speaker 2: I'd just like to back up for one second.
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Speaker 1: That too happens that you're you're.
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Speaker 2: Googling of dive bars, right, did you do any actual research?
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Speaker 4: Why?
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Speaker 1: Why are you doing so many bunnier fingers? And you
35:17
Speaker 1: quotes research? That's how research gets done. What do you
35:21
Speaker 1: want me to do?
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Speaker 2: Go to a library, No, go to a dive bar,
35:27
Speaker 2: because that's enough time in one.
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Speaker 1: Really, really, I live at dive bars.
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Speaker 11: I know.
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Speaker 9: That's what I'm saying is you're having to google dive bar.
35:38
Speaker 1: I feel like I do that. No, no, no, see I
35:41
Speaker 1: I google it because I'm curious to see what the
35:43
Speaker 1: internet is going to say versus my own experiences. Because
35:46
Speaker 1: I know dive bars, I need to give you. I
35:48
Speaker 1: could give you a good list of them. Some of
35:50
Speaker 1: my favorite bars are dive bars. By the way, do
35:53
Speaker 1: you know how dive bar got its original name? Because
35:56
Speaker 1: typically they were the basement bars off the side of
35:58
Speaker 1: the streets. Therefore, people would dive in to them.
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Speaker 4: I got it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you that's also why the doors need to be padded.
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Speaker 1: So if you ever go into a bar and wonder
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Speaker 1: why it's got padding on the outside, it's because there's
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Speaker 1: a dive bar. That's so stupid. I just made that up.
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Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, I.
36:24
Speaker 1: Know it makes a lot of sense when you think
36:26
Speaker 1: about it, but no, I just I'm just I'm just
36:28
Speaker 1: bulling all over the place here.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, but you sold it. There was so much conviction
36:33
Speaker 8: behind when you said it.
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Speaker 1: Look, it goes to show you can convince people of
36:36
Speaker 1: damn near anything if you just say it properly.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, that's why they're called that.
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Speaker 1: Good to know now, the diving part, that part's real.
36:46
Speaker 1: The padded part is.
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Speaker 4: What I made up. Oh gotcha, Okay, sorry.
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Speaker 1: But at the same time, uh, it was also like
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Speaker 1: a term I think that came around around prohibition era
36:56
Speaker 1: as well, so kind of diving at the same time.
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Speaker 1: Not everyone there, there's nothing conclusive about it in my
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Speaker 1: online research. If I mean to use the bunny finger
37:05
Speaker 1: air quote tray air.
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Speaker 2: Quotes, I'm just pointing out you spent plenty of time
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Speaker 2: in a dive bar. You really didn't need to google
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Speaker 2: a damn thing.
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Speaker 1: You're right, I'm just s curious to the Internet says,
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Speaker 1: that's all.
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Speaker 4: I just want to make sure it agreed with you.
37:19
Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much. I needed to make sure there wasn't
37:21
Speaker 1: a comment section that needed to be set straight. All right.
37:28
Speaker 1: Today is Tuesday, December tenth, twenty twenty four. Let's celebrate
37:34
Speaker 1: with some birthdays. Raven Simone is thirty nine today. Got
37:39
Speaker 1: her start on The Cosby Show. Remember her. It's interesting.
37:45
Speaker 1: It's weird because I identified with her so much watching
37:48
Speaker 1: The Cosby Show, not because I was a little black girl,
37:53
Speaker 1: but because she and I are basically at the time,
37:56
Speaker 1: we were like close in age. Although now that I'm
37:59
Speaker 1: seeing this, this says it she's only thirty nine and
38:01
Speaker 1: so that makes me a few years older than her.
38:04
Speaker 1: But still, I just I was like, hell, someone kind
38:07
Speaker 1: of my age on that show. That's also one of
38:10
Speaker 1: the things that they used to gauge now if a
38:12
Speaker 1: show is on its last leg is when they start
38:14
Speaker 1: introducing new child characters. Trey, why are you looking at
38:19
Speaker 1: me like that? You're looking at like all skeptical, I mean,
38:23
Speaker 1: like you can't wait to cross examine me in front
38:25
Speaker 1: of a House Judiciary committee.
38:27
Speaker 9: It's just interesting you identified with Raven. Was she adopted?
38:34
Speaker 1: Maybe?
38:39
Speaker 9: I mean why not? Why not Kisha Knight poems? She
38:41
Speaker 9: would have been closer to your age.
38:44
Speaker 1: Oh you know what I got it confused. Keisha was
38:46
Speaker 1: the one that I identified with, Yeah, Raven Simone. Yeah,
38:50
Speaker 1: I didn't like her because she was the kind of
38:52
Speaker 1: the towerp. You're right, Keisha and I pulled him. She
38:55
Speaker 1: and I are like, yeah, she's the one.
38:59
Speaker 8: I think Raven's someone's doing stand up now if I'm correct,
39:02
Speaker 8: If she's doing some stand up comedy out there.
39:05
Speaker 1: Well, it's better than the guy who played her dad
39:07
Speaker 1: on The Cosby Show. I think he's still a Trader Joe's.
39:11
Speaker 4: No, he got a gig. Tyler Perry signed him.
39:14
Speaker 1: Good for him, And let me just say not that
39:16
Speaker 1: there's anything wrong with that. Trader Joe's is great.
39:19
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, where else can you have a face
39:21
Speaker 8: tattoo and be the general manager?
39:24
Speaker 1: Uh? Maybe as Bill Cosby selly. So everyone that came
39:31
Speaker 1: out of the woodwork is like, oh my god, that
39:33
Speaker 1: guy's working at Trader Joe's. Well would you wouldn't you
39:35
Speaker 1: prefer that versus how Bill Cosby ended up?
39:39
Speaker 4: Yeah?
39:40
Speaker 8: But I wouldn't want to be Cosby's cell man. If
39:42
Speaker 8: you just walk in the first day and he's left, well,
39:43
Speaker 8: we'll see you put in pop.
39:50
Speaker 1: I'd actually be kind of excited because that means I
39:52
Speaker 1: get to be the guy that chokes Cosby Damn Predator.
40:01
Speaker 1: Other birthdays today. Thank you Raven smoone for turning thirty
40:04
Speaker 1: nine and reminded me that I'm more closely aligned with
40:06
Speaker 1: Keisha Knight Beliea. Other birthdays today. Emmanuel Sheriki is forty nine.
40:15
Speaker 1: She played Sloan on Entourage. She was also on The
40:18
Speaker 1: Mentalist and Lana Lange on Superman, and lois big fan
40:23
Speaker 1: of the Emanual Sheriki. Meg White from The White Stripes
40:29
Speaker 1: is fifty. Bobby Flay, the Iron Chef is sixty one.
40:34
Speaker 1: Kenneth Brannach Shakespearean actor and of course director and all
40:38
Speaker 1: that good stuff. He is sixty four today. Pretty solid resume,
40:42
Speaker 1: everything from Shakespeare to directing the first thor movie.
40:47
Speaker 4: Oh I did not know that.
40:49
Speaker 1: Yeah, And if I remember correctly, unless I missed a
40:52
Speaker 1: news story, I believe he and Emma Thompson are married.
40:55
Speaker 1: I don't think they've ever I think they're still together,
40:57
Speaker 1: So good on them making a Hollywood work. Susan Day,
41:02
Speaker 1: who played Lori Partridge on the Partridge Family and Grace
41:05
Speaker 1: van Owen on La Law is seventy two today, and
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Speaker 1: Johnny Rodriguez country singer he turns seventy three. He was
41:13
Speaker 1: actually acquitted of murder for the nineteen ninety eight shooting
41:16
Speaker 1: death of his friend, who he thought was a burglar. Whoops.
41:23
Speaker 4: This is why I don't own guns. You'll never have
41:26
Speaker 4: to worry about that happening.
41:28
Speaker 1: I agree. I think it's good that you don't own guns, Raj.
41:32
Speaker 1: But me and me and Trey, though, could walk into
41:34
Speaker 1: the same room armed and we're not going to shoot
41:36
Speaker 1: each other.
41:39
Speaker 8: Yeah, But if he thinks you're an intruder and you're
41:42
Speaker 8: just stumbling in from a dive bar, and then Trey's like, oh,
41:48
Speaker 8: I'm getting broken into and you're like a lost my key.
41:51
Speaker 1: Trey knows it's me. He knows how he knows how
41:53
Speaker 1: I look and smell and act when I'm drunk. Although
41:58
Speaker 1: if it's either if if he gives me an option
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Speaker 1: at him shooting me or taking me to an AA meeting,
42:03
Speaker 1: I'll probably ask for the bullet.
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Speaker 2: Let's Dan'll be wearing his dive bar scent, so I'll
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Speaker 2: smell him from a mile away.
42:14
Speaker 1: I'm sick.
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42:44
Speaker 1: I don't want there to be any misinformation out there
42:48
Speaker 1: and then you attribute it later to those idiots in
42:50
Speaker 1: the treehouse. I want to make sure you can properly
42:53
Speaker 1: define dive bar. So I re googled it, or as
42:58
Speaker 1: some people would say, I researched it, and according to
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Speaker 1: the AI overview from Google, a dive bar okay. The
43:07
Speaker 1: term dive was first used in the United States in
43:10
Speaker 1: the eighteen eighties to describe disreputable places that were often
43:15
Speaker 1: in basements. The precise definition of a dive bar is
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Speaker 1: rarely agreed upon and is the subject of spirited debates.
43:23
Speaker 1: I see what he did there. Some say that a
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Speaker 1: dive bar is mostly about feel, while others say it's
43:29
Speaker 1: a place where you see the same folks day after day.
43:36
Speaker 1: I would like to point out that if you're going
43:38
Speaker 1: around feeling a dive bar, you don't belong there. Yeah,
43:44
Speaker 1: because most of the dive bars I've been to you
43:45
Speaker 1: don't want to touch those walls.
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Speaker 4: Doesn't say anything about sticky floors, or.
43:55
Speaker 1: It doesn't say anything in there about sticky floors. But
43:57
Speaker 1: I can give you like a quick I guess. I
44:00
Speaker 1: guess we can all because we've all spent way too
44:03
Speaker 1: much time in bars, and we spent a lot of
44:05
Speaker 1: time in dive bars as well. When we've run the Gambu,
44:07
Speaker 1: we've gone high end, low end, we've even hung out
44:10
Speaker 1: in the middle some but a good dive bar. I
44:13
Speaker 1: think we all know that there are certain tenets, one
44:15
Speaker 1: of which is a strong, poor, full of locals, neighborhood establishment.
44:21
Speaker 1: To me, those are some easy dive bar type things.
44:24
Speaker 1: And one of the things we read earlier was maybe
44:27
Speaker 1: sort of an eclectic or old decor.
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Speaker 9: That's to me two things that you have to have.
44:37
Speaker 9: Dark and a little bit dated and a little dated.
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Speaker 1: Yes, dark and dated, which is also Raja's hinge profile.
44:50
Speaker 4: You beat me to it. I was gonna say that
44:55
Speaker 4: was my nickname in college.
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Speaker 1: Also true. All all those things work. It's almost like
45:03
Speaker 1: it's almost like an ad libs for punchline. Just insert
45:06
Speaker 1: your own right there. Uh yeah, there's the The sticky
45:10
Speaker 1: floor thing is part of it because a lot of
45:11
Speaker 1: times dive bars aren't necessarily the cleanest of bars, because
45:15
Speaker 1: they're they're big fans of if they if they if
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Speaker 1: they wipe it down with a bar rag, then it's clean.
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Speaker 1: Even if that bar rag, even if that bar rag
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Speaker 1: could itself order a drink legally.
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Speaker 4: Uh, there's a popcorn machine.
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Speaker 8: I can always tell if you walk in and there's
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Speaker 8: a popcorn machine in there, I'm like, they're they're not,
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Speaker 8: They're not really worried about you eating mm hmm.
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Speaker 1: I also like and and this is one of those
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Speaker 1: things that's not common in Texas, but I've seen it
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Speaker 1: in my travels around the world. And by the world,
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Speaker 1: I mean Michigan, uh, which is uh and and actually
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Speaker 1: a portion of Washington State I've seen this as well,
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Speaker 1: where they have uh the grill for the food is
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Speaker 1: basically next to the bar.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Oh, you may actually have the bartender frying some fries
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Speaker 1: next to making your drink.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, solid totinos.
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Speaker 8: If there's a if there's a if there's a pizza
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Speaker 8: little toaster oven there.
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Speaker 1: I think I think I think that's going more uh
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Speaker 1: more upscale, because I mean, if if you if you
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Speaker 1: have a bar that's got a pizza oven, I mean,
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Speaker 1: come on, I.
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Speaker 4: Said, dollars.
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Speaker 1: That did that place sounds awesome. That might that might
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Speaker 1: be considered a dive bar. But I mean, I'll tell
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Speaker 1: you right now some of my favorite dive bars. If
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Speaker 1: they had a Totino's coming out of a toaster oven,
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Speaker 1: oh yeah, I'd probably live there. Although it does make
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Speaker 1: you wonder, how is it that the Lakewood Landing in Dallas,
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Speaker 1: how do they not have a Totino's coming out of
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Speaker 1: a toaster revenant? That's really about the only thing they're missing.
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Speaker 9: They're busy with those little corn dogs.
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Speaker 1: I guess damn those are.
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Speaker 4: Good corn dog bites. Mmmmmmm solid.
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Speaker 1: Also some damn good wings.
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Speaker 4: Oh okay, so that's not diving.
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Speaker 9: Then the food is obvious.
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Speaker 4: You get.
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Speaker 1: Like, not only are there photos up of the regulars,
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Speaker 1: but the regulars and the photos of them are now
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Speaker 1: turning into a memorial wall. That's another big indicator of
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Speaker 1: a dive bar, like when the barstools say, here, Sat Jeff,
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