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- 0:38Speaker 1: us out. So here in hour number three, can you
- 0:41Speaker 1: explain the thinking behind John Gruden rejecting interest is to
- 0:46Speaker 1: work with the Jets and join Aaron Glenn's coaching staff. Also,
- 0:50Speaker 1: how do you evaluate Aaron Glenn firing six seven assistants
- 0:55Speaker 1: from the Jets coaching staff as his first staff has
- 0:59Speaker 1: been absolutely torn to bits? And in the NBA a
- 1:04Speaker 1: wild story about the Grizzlies owner Robert Parra and his
- 1:08Speaker 1: pickup basketball skills and jealousy of Justin Timberlake. Is this
- 1:14Speaker 1: clown town or cool school. We'll discuss that and more
- 1:19Speaker 1: right now here. It is our number three. We're gonna
- 1:26Speaker 1: title this one the Chucky Ducky is what we're gonna
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- 3:34Speaker 1: As we begin this, out will change it up A
- 3:36Speaker 1: little bit, big story that everyone's been yapping about here
- 3:39Speaker 1: in the echo chamber. Bill Belichick denied first ballot stats
- 3:45Speaker 1: doesn't mean it's not going to get in the Hall
- 3:46Speaker 1: of Faen just he's not in the first year. He's out,
- 3:48Speaker 1: which seems rather bizarre considering he's got six Super Bowls
- 3:52Speaker 1: on his resume, actually eight if you include being a
- 3:55Speaker 1: lieutenant for Bill Parcells. So Belichick, it's kicked in the
- 4:00Speaker 1: nuts by the Hall of Fame voters, and we move
- 4:03Speaker 1: on our lead this hour from the swamp land of
- 4:06Speaker 1: Jersey where the jay E t s Suck, Suck, Suck.
- 4:11Speaker 1: They shot their shot, and much like a pass thirty
- 4:16Speaker 1: yards down the field, that fell in complete. Yet again.
- 4:20Speaker 1: So if you have not heard by now, maybe not
- 4:21Speaker 1: some interesting news. The New York Jets, trying to reinvent
- 4:25Speaker 1: their coaching staff, reached out to John Gruden, Yes that
- 4:31Speaker 1: John Gruden, the guy that was beloved on Monday Night
- 4:34Speaker 1: Football and said all the goofy thing of a jigs
- 4:36Speaker 1: and the spider banana and all this other stuff and
- 4:40Speaker 1: then fell out of public favor. So the Jets reached
- 4:43Speaker 1: out to the former Raiders and Bucks coach to see
- 4:46Speaker 1: if he was interested in joining Aaron Glenn's coaching staff,
- 4:50Speaker 1: only to be told ixnay on the interest day, Hell no,
- 4:55Speaker 1: do I want to work for the Jets now? Gruden
- 4:57Speaker 1: has not coached in the NFL since he was forced
- 5:00Speaker 1: removed by, as Brent Musburger said, a professional hit job
- 5:04Speaker 1: by a paid assassin by the NFL. That's Musburger's, was
- 5:08Speaker 1: not mine. When the NFL keep they kept leaking emails,
- 5:12Speaker 1: there was an early leak I think it was to
- 5:13Speaker 1: the I want to say it was the Wall Street Journal,
- 5:17Speaker 1: and then Gruden coached the game I believe it was
- 5:21Speaker 1: against the Bears. And then there was a second leak,
- 5:25Speaker 1: which was to the New York Times. And then that
- 5:28Speaker 1: was the one that was the guillotine across the neck
- 5:32Speaker 1: of John Gruden five games into the twenty twenty one season.
- 5:35Speaker 1: He has not been able to coach since then. And
- 5:39Speaker 1: so that is a good jumping off point. Let us
- 5:41Speaker 1: discuss the question, can you explain explain it to me
- 5:46Speaker 1: like I'm five years old, explain the thinking behind John
- 5:49Speaker 1: Gruden rejecting interest from the Jets and had a chance
- 5:53Speaker 1: to join Aaron Glenn's coaching staff and said, I'm good.
- 5:56Speaker 1: So my views on this, I've got skinny dipping, rotten tomatoes,
- 6:01Speaker 1: and little big league, and we will combine all of
- 6:05Speaker 1: these things together and we are gonna put the biscuit
- 6:09Speaker 1: in the basket is what we're gonna do. Get the
- 6:11Speaker 1: biscuit in the basket. So, first of all, what I
- 6:14Speaker 1: do when I when I break these things down, and
- 6:16Speaker 1: this one, I'm gonna use mallar math and a little
- 6:19Speaker 1: court room swagger, do a pirouette in the courtroom, both
- 6:24Speaker 1: of those things. So John Gruden, as we understand it,
- 6:27Speaker 1: said no, thanks to the Jets. It's not you, it's me. Well,
- 6:31Speaker 1: it's actually you. It's not me, it's you. Hey. Anyway,
- 6:34Speaker 1: he said, I'll go there, and so he The reason
- 6:37Speaker 1: that Gruden said no to the Jets, the theory is
- 6:40Speaker 1: because he's up on the scoreboard. He's leading on the
- 6:43Speaker 1: If you're leading on the jumbo tron, you don't go coach.
- 6:47Speaker 1: He's got the ball in hand, the clock is bleeding,
- 6:51Speaker 1: the lawyers are in the huddle position. There are offers
- 6:55Speaker 1: being made, as I understand it, for a out of
- 6:58Speaker 1: court settlement. It's that for along John Gruden currently at
- 7:03Speaker 1: this moment in time, is beating the NFL in court.
- 7:08Speaker 1: Let me repeat that for those of you those slopes.
- 7:10Speaker 1: At this moment in time, John Gruden has a legal
- 7:12Speaker 1: case and is winning the battle against the NFL lawyers,
- 7:16Speaker 1: and when you're beating the eight hundred pound gorilla that
- 7:20Speaker 1: is the NFL, you don't volunteer when you're up on
- 7:24Speaker 1: King Kong, you don't volunteer to be a mop up
- 7:28Speaker 1: guy for one of the most embarrassing jobs and organizations
- 7:33Speaker 1: in the NFL. Mop guy for a bunch of loose
- 7:37Speaker 1: floorboards with the Jets. So John Gruden still believes in
- 7:40Speaker 1: his resume that says, hey, I'm a head coach. I'm
- 7:43Speaker 1: not a middle manager. And the Jets wanted to hire
- 7:45Speaker 1: Gruden as a middle manager. He's like, no, I'm a
- 7:47Speaker 1: head coach and that's it. I don't want to carry
- 7:49Speaker 1: a clipboard for Aaron Glenn. It's nothing against Aaron Glenn.
- 7:52Speaker 1: It's just no, I don't want that. I want nothing
- 7:56Speaker 1: to do with that. And is there ego involved? Absolutely?
- 8:00Speaker 1: All these guys are arrogon a holes. Some show it
- 8:02Speaker 1: more than otherse are. John Gruden seems like mister nice guy.
- 8:04Speaker 1: He's an ergon a hole like everyone else. So it's
- 8:07Speaker 1: also about leverage. Though it's also about leverage and let's
- 8:10Speaker 1: be real, taking over the Jets offense, which is what
- 8:13Speaker 1: we're hearing John Gruden was offered the chance to do
- 8:16Speaker 1: to run the Jets office. That would be like skinny
- 8:19Speaker 1: dipping in the Devil's Sea during a tsunami watch. Who
- 8:26Speaker 1: do that? No, it would be like our guy weed
- 8:29Speaker 1: Man Hippi in Miami sitting on a lifeguard tower to
- 8:32Speaker 1: give updates to an overnight sports radio show during your hurricane. Anyway,
- 8:37Speaker 1: you guys just go about missing ships and vanishing planes
- 8:40Speaker 1: and water everywhere, and you turn and it's got the
- 8:46Speaker 1: losing culture. It's organizational whiplash. It's appropriate that the Johnson
- 8:51Speaker 1: and Johnson boys own the team because when you work there,
- 8:53Speaker 1: you need a lot of band aids because there's a
- 8:55Speaker 1: lot of things that are hurt there. The quarterback mystery box,
- 8:58Speaker 1: the Jets don't know, there's no there's no instructions. It's
- 9:01Speaker 1: a thing. I'm a jigger what you might call it,
- 9:03Speaker 1: and all that stuff. Now, the will the beast in
- 9:05Speaker 1: the room, The will the beast in the room. If
- 9:08Speaker 1: John Gruden joins the Jets, the NFL lawyers will send
- 9:13Speaker 1: him a cake, okay, because they will absolutely use that
- 9:17Speaker 1: against John Gruden. You'll say, you see you were not
- 9:20Speaker 1: black bald. You could have taken the get step. Now,
- 9:23Speaker 1: you can't argue also that this will still be used
- 9:25Speaker 1: against John Gruden that say, hey, this is John turned
- 9:29Speaker 1: down the job. The NFL offered him a job, So
- 9:32Speaker 1: let's kick this lawsuit out of court. Because John would argue, well,
- 9:35Speaker 1: I'm a head coach. I haven't been an assistant coach
- 9:38Speaker 1: since what the nineties? Why would I want to take
- 9:42Speaker 1: a step back. I didn't deserve to take a step back.
- 9:44Speaker 1: You you sent out these people and trash me and
- 9:47Speaker 1: all that stuff. You hand selected certain emails and all that.
- 9:52Speaker 1: For those who think John Gruden should never work again
- 9:54Speaker 1: because he's a racist, I believe Aaron Glenn is a
- 9:56Speaker 1: black man that offered John Gruden a job, which would
- 9:59Speaker 1: seem to kill your argument. But what do I know anyway?
- 10:03Speaker 1: The problem with the Jets, well, there's a lot of problems.
- 10:06Speaker 1: But in terms of like, if you're Aaron Glenn trying
- 10:08Speaker 1: to hire coaches, the people that would be available for
- 10:12Speaker 1: the Jets job would be what a exhibit A would
- 10:16Speaker 1: be the young whipper snappers that this is their first job.
- 10:20Speaker 1: They need a launching pad. So you go to the Jets, right,
- 10:23Speaker 1: and then you've got the veteran coaches, but kind of
- 10:27Speaker 1: out of popularity in the NFL, and he's want one
- 10:31Speaker 1: more ride around the Merry go round on the horse
- 10:34Speaker 1: seat that goes up and down. And so you've got
- 10:36Speaker 1: that now. For Gruden, he's fine. At this moment. It
- 10:40Speaker 1: would appear twiddling his sums, playing grab ass with the
- 10:42Speaker 1: barstool bros and doing all that and waiting for a throne.
- 10:47Speaker 1: He deserves to be on a throne, not a folding chair.
- 10:51Speaker 1: Not a folding chair right now. Secondly, speaking of the
- 10:55Speaker 1: AFC team in New York, it is fascinating. So the
- 10:59Speaker 1: Jets coach Aaron Glenn has now fired I think it's
- 11:03Speaker 1: six or seven if you want to go back to
- 11:05Speaker 1: the regular season when he fired his defensive quarter I
- 11:07Speaker 1: think the number seven. Seven of his lieutenants have been
- 11:12Speaker 1: dismissed from the Aaron Glenn coaching staff. He has gotten
- 11:15Speaker 1: rid of both his offensive coordinator that just happened this week.
- 11:18Speaker 1: He got rid of his defensive coordinators during the season.
- 11:21Speaker 1: So the question how do you evaluate Aaron Glenn firing
- 11:26Speaker 1: seven assistants from the Jets coaching staff his first coaching
- 11:32Speaker 1: staff in New York. So this is the decision making
- 11:37Speaker 1: economy of coaching and just life in general, All of
- 11:43Speaker 1: life is just making decisions. Life is a series of
- 11:46Speaker 1: choices that you make. And you make the right choices,
- 11:49Speaker 1: it makes the next choice easy. You make the wrong choice,
- 11:52Speaker 1: it makes the next choice harder. And that's it. His nickname,
- 11:56Speaker 1: Aaron Glenn should be rotten tomato because he has picked
- 11:59Speaker 1: nothing but rotten tomatoes on his coaching staff. He's gotten
- 12:03Speaker 1: rid of all of them. He treated his own coaching
- 12:05Speaker 1: staff like a freshwater catfish and is gutting the entire
- 12:10Speaker 1: thing now. I don't know if it's unprecedent or not.
- 12:13Speaker 1: It seems to happen all the time for teams like
- 12:15Speaker 1: the Browns and the Jets. You talk about panic, not
- 12:18Speaker 1: at the disco, panic and the cockpit for the Jets.
- 12:21Speaker 1: And Aaron Glenn forget the catfish at this point. His
- 12:26Speaker 1: tenure with the Jets is a flounder. Different kind of
- 12:28Speaker 1: fish there. But coaches get hired and fired all the time.
- 12:31Speaker 1: It's all because mostly decision making, mostly decision making. And
- 12:35Speaker 1: Aaron Glenn walked into the Jets with all this bravado
- 12:38Speaker 1: and machismo, and you know he's gonna turn things around
- 12:41Speaker 1: and just give me a little time and all that
- 12:43Speaker 1: and I'm gonna make the right choices. And he walked
- 12:45Speaker 1: into that Jets facility Florham Park and turns out that
- 12:50Speaker 1: he can't even tell a ripe bell pepper from a
- 12:55Speaker 1: time bomb. Well it looks like a bell pep. No,
- 12:57Speaker 1: it's a time bomb. Kaboom, Like, what are you doing?
- 13:01Speaker 1: Seven wrong hires on one coaching staff. I don't think
- 13:07Speaker 1: that's bad luck. I don't think that's bad luck. I
- 13:10Speaker 1: just think that's like, that's a man shopping with like
- 13:13Speaker 1: blind Scott would pick out more fruit that's not expired
- 13:17Speaker 1: or about to expire. So Aaron Lenn, we know what
- 13:18Speaker 1: he's trying to do. He's trying to delete the files,
- 13:21Speaker 1: trying to get rid of the hard drive and say,
- 13:23Speaker 1: pretend this didn't happen. But you hand picked your coaching
- 13:27Speaker 1: staff and you told everyone. But these are the brains
- 13:30Speaker 1: behind the Jets, these are the right guys, these are
- 13:32Speaker 1: my guys, and you fired almost all of them. I
- 13:37Speaker 1: guess the special teams guy didn't get fired, but everyone
- 13:39Speaker 1: else is like pretty much gone, and the bubble rap
- 13:42Speaker 1: isn't really even off the office chairs in their offices,
- 13:45Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, we'll get rid of these guys
- 13:47Speaker 1: and they're gone. That's it. See you later. So not
- 13:50Speaker 1: exactly the greatest leadership. It isn't admission, I don't mind.
- 13:54Speaker 1: That's an admission that he's totally incompetent at picking coaches,
- 13:56Speaker 1: and so now he gets to pick more coaches and
- 13:58Speaker 1: making this a total Kamakazi mission for the Jets. They
- 14:02Speaker 1: have no pilot, they've got no quarterback, they've got no
- 14:06Speaker 1: co pilots at this point. And so you look at
- 14:10Speaker 1: the doomsday clock and tick tick tic tic tic tic
- 14:12Speaker 1: tic tic tic tic tic tic tictika and the latest
- 14:15Speaker 1: reported savior. And we mentioned that the Jets, there's two
- 14:18Speaker 1: types of coaches. You've got the guys are trying to
- 14:21Speaker 1: make a name for themselves that want to just work anywhere,
- 14:24Speaker 1: and then you've got the washed up coaches that want
- 14:27Speaker 1: one more swing, one more trip to the batter's box.
- 14:30Speaker 1: And the Jets are looking at Frank Reich. Remember him, Yeah,
- 14:36Speaker 1: he coached the Eagles and they won, and he coached
- 14:39Speaker 1: the Colts they didn't win. He was the coach of
- 14:41Speaker 1: the Colts when Andrew Luck quit right before the season,
- 14:45Speaker 1: and so he's the guy that they're talking to. It
- 14:47Speaker 1: hasn't been hired yet. It's supposedly gonna run the offense.
- 14:49Speaker 1: And so they played together Aaron Glenn and Frank Reich
- 14:53Speaker 1: back in the Stone Age, which is wonderful. Whoopee, damn do.
- 14:58Speaker 1: And let's bring in the guy, Frank Greg. Everyone kind
- 15:02Speaker 1: of likes him. He's mister nice guy, pretty mellow, pretty
- 15:05Speaker 1: land like milk toast. Will put him in there and
- 15:09Speaker 1: he won't rock the boat. He won't do anything to
- 15:11Speaker 1: get attention, he won't say anything interesting at all, and
- 15:14Speaker 1: then they go knock it out. Now, to be fair,
- 15:17Speaker 1: the Jets could hire Sean McVay or Bill Walsh or
- 15:20Speaker 1: Vince Lombardi or Mike Homgrin or any of these other
- 15:23Speaker 1: guys that are legends of offense and you could install
- 15:26Speaker 1: them as the offensive coordinator and it wouldn't move the
- 15:28Speaker 1: needle at all. It wouldn't matter as long as the
- 15:30Speaker 1: Jets quarterback situation looks like a pilotless plane on you.
- 15:35Speaker 1: It's like one of those planes on auto. Pilot's not
- 15:39Speaker 1: saying about this. The other day, they have those self
- 15:41Speaker 1: driving cars you can you can drive around in La
- 15:45Speaker 1: San Francisco, New York, place like that where there's no driver,
- 15:48Speaker 1: just get in there and whatever. People get into those
- 15:51Speaker 1: all the time. Would someone get into a plane if
- 15:53Speaker 1: there was no pilot and it was just an auto plane,
- 15:55Speaker 1: would you probably wouldn't do that, But car, you'd be okay.
- 15:59Speaker 2: Car.
- 16:00Speaker 1: And we have learned in the last couple of years
- 16:02Speaker 1: that those things burn really well, those self driving cars.
- 16:05Speaker 1: The hoodlums love to burn those self driving cars. It's
- 16:08Speaker 1: a real badge of honor for those losers. It's just
- 16:10Speaker 1: absolutely good. So anyway, the jets again pilot listen, there
- 16:14Speaker 1: going at warp speed. Wonderful. So Aaron Glenn has one
- 16:19Speaker 1: more use guys if they don't show serious improvement, is
- 16:23Speaker 1: it wrong to say this is it? They're going to
- 16:25Speaker 1: change coaches in the next coaching cycle and all that,
- 16:28Speaker 1: And so he's trying to find a parachute Aaron Glenn
- 16:32Speaker 1: at this point, and the engines on the plane are
- 16:34Speaker 1: already starting to burn a little bit. Not good. All right,
- 16:36Speaker 1: final thought, Now, let's shift gears. I was when I
- 16:41Speaker 1: woke up, I didn't think this would be something on
- 16:42Speaker 1: my radar, but it's just such a good story. It's
- 16:45Speaker 1: low hanging fruit. And if you've heard the show at all,
- 16:48Speaker 1: you know that low hanging fruit is the most delicious.
- 16:51Speaker 1: It is just wonderful. And so we go to pro
- 16:53Speaker 1: bouncy ball and it's not necessarily about basketball. It's about
- 16:57Speaker 1: being a robber baron being an aristocrat. Now, chances are
- 17:03Speaker 1: you're not filthy rich. You're awake, either because of insomnia
- 17:07Speaker 1: or you're working, or a little bit of both. Either way,
- 17:13Speaker 1: I'm not loaded. You're not loaded. Imagine though, if you
- 17:16Speaker 1: came into a lot of money, so much money you
- 17:19Speaker 1: could buy a sports team. What would that be like?
- 17:22Speaker 1: How would you act if you bought a sports team.
- 17:24Speaker 1: I bring this up because one of the strangest ownership
- 17:28Speaker 1: stories in professional sports has been uncovered. I didn't know
- 17:33Speaker 1: about this, but it surfaced up this week and it's
- 17:37Speaker 1: both equal parts absurd and amazing at the same time.
- 17:44Speaker 1: And so let me give you the story. And this
- 17:45Speaker 1: came from that muckraker Pablo Torre, who's his life's mission
- 17:50Speaker 1: is to pants every professional sports owner he can possibly pants,
- 17:55Speaker 1: and do it on a podcast no one listens to.
- 17:57Speaker 1: So that's what he's been doing here. So he shared
- 17:59Speaker 1: a story involving this guy, Robert Para. Do you know
- 18:02Speaker 1: who that is? Of course, you don't know who that is.
- 18:04Speaker 1: Why would you know who that is? He is the
- 18:06Speaker 1: controlling owner of a basketball team named the Memphis Grizzlies.
- 18:10Speaker 1: You probably don't know who that is because they don't
- 18:12Speaker 1: win anything anyway. It involves this guy justin Timberlake, a
- 18:17Speaker 1: hot chick, and one on one basketball is what it involves.
- 18:23Speaker 1: So I'm gonna give you the thumbnail version of this
- 18:25Speaker 1: because it's a rather long story and we are limited
- 18:28Speaker 1: on the amount of time that we have. So the
- 18:31Speaker 1: general story is that Robert Pair became incensed because this
- 18:38Speaker 1: hot woman he was trying to impress she didn't believe
- 18:44Speaker 1: that he owned the Memphis Grizzlies. She thought this, I
- 18:47Speaker 1: don't want to say she's a dumb blonde, but she
- 18:49Speaker 1: can't be that smart. I don't know if she's a
- 18:51Speaker 1: blonde or not, but this woman thought that justin Timberlake
- 18:54Speaker 1: owned the Grizzlies, and this infuriated the guy that actually
- 18:57Speaker 1: owns the Grizzlies. So he's like, I'm gonna buy out
- 19:01Speaker 1: every minority owner because I'm the owner of the team.
- 19:05Speaker 1: But wait, there's more. He also challenged Tony Allen, Now
- 19:08Speaker 1: you don't know who that is here, a hardcore basketball
- 19:10Speaker 1: fan Tony Allen and played a long time in the NBA.
- 19:13Speaker 1: He was a glue guy, defensive guy, rebound guy like that.
- 19:17Speaker 1: That was his game. And so he challenged the owner
- 19:20Speaker 1: of the Grizzlies, challenged the guy who was on the
- 19:22Speaker 1: team to a one on one game before training camp
- 19:24Speaker 1: started one year, and then tried to fire the coach
- 19:27Speaker 1: of the team, this guy named Dave Yeager when the
- 19:30Speaker 1: game didn't have it. So the question Grizzly's owner, Robert
- 19:34Speaker 1: Pair pickup skills and his jealousy of justin Temperlake trying
- 19:38Speaker 1: to impress a random woman. Is this clown town or
- 19:46Speaker 1: cool school? So the arrow on this one is pointing
- 19:51Speaker 1: actually towards cool school. And here's why hear me out
- 19:54Speaker 1: on this. It's being reported as, oh my god, this
- 19:57Speaker 1: is the worst owner in the world. To me, this
- 19:59Speaker 1: is like a movie. If you saw it's an old movie,
- 20:01Speaker 1: Little Big League. And that movie was a twelve year
- 20:04Speaker 1: old kid that owned the Minnesota Twins. And this is
- 20:08Speaker 1: about a guy that was a basketball player in high school.
- 20:11Speaker 1: He had a heart problem, he couldn't play basketball anymore,
- 20:14Speaker 1: and he ended up with more money the riches of Solomon, right.
- 20:18Speaker 1: I mean, it's filthy, rich enough to buy an NBA team.
- 20:21Speaker 1: So it's like the NBA version of Little Big League
- 20:24Speaker 1: with the Grizzlies meets Revenge of the Nerds, slapstick comedy,
- 20:30Speaker 1: the whole thing. And it's like, these teams are just
- 20:33Speaker 1: toys for rich people, toys for rich boys, and you.
- 20:38Speaker 3: Look at it.
- 20:39Speaker 1: This guy's worth twenty three billion dollars. Jerry Jones runs
- 20:43Speaker 1: the Cowboys. He's the GM because that's fun. That's a
- 20:46Speaker 1: fun job. This guy's not the GM of the Grizzlies,
- 20:49Speaker 1: but the fact that he's out on I guess a date.
- 20:51Speaker 1: The way the story sounded, he was on a date
- 20:53Speaker 1: with some woman and some hotty and he was trying
- 20:56Speaker 1: to impress her, and she didn't believe that he owned
- 20:59Speaker 1: the team. She thought Justin Timberlake was the owner and
- 21:02Speaker 1: all that, and so what do you do? He went
- 21:04Speaker 1: on a rampage so great, I'm gonna puay out everybody.
- 21:10Speaker 1: And then he decided now that I want to play
- 21:12Speaker 1: the Grindfather. That's his nickname, Tony Allen in the One
- 21:15Speaker 1: on one game. It's a nineteen nineties movie script is
- 21:19Speaker 1: what it is in real life. Is it pathetic? Is
- 21:22Speaker 1: it petty?
- 21:24Speaker 2: Eh?
- 21:25Speaker 1: Honestly though, it's the most relatable thing. It's like the
- 21:29Speaker 1: middle aged version a little bigly. You fell into money,
- 21:32Speaker 1: you get to own a basketball team. Wellna, I'm gonna
- 21:35Speaker 1: play one on one with one of the name brand players.
- 21:37Speaker 1: Why not? Who says no, Like, if you woke up
- 21:41Speaker 1: tomorrow and you got an NBA franchise, you'd do same,
- 21:46Speaker 1: some of the same bull crap this guy did, and
- 21:49Speaker 1: he's are you not entertained? So sit back and enjoy
- 21:54Speaker 1: the caunival if you will. It is the Ben Mahlor
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- 22:08Speaker 1: mall Riddle of the day. And here's the Mallor Riddle
- 22:11Speaker 1: of the day. We mentioned this story earlier in a
- 22:14Speaker 1: previous hour of the show, So here's the Mallor riddle
- 22:17Speaker 1: of the day. Brian day Ball being hired as the
- 22:20Speaker 1: offensive coordinator of the Tennessee Titans was broken by blank again.
- 22:27Speaker 1: Brian dave Ball being hired as the offensive coordinator of
- 22:30Speaker 1: the Tennessee Titans. That story was broken by blank not
- 22:35Speaker 1: one of the usual suspects. We'll get to that, and
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- 22:40Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
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- 24:21Speaker 1: so please act accordingly. Back to it, Back to it
- 24:26Speaker 1: we go. Coming up later this hour, we will have
- 24:29Speaker 1: in addition to the Malar Riddle of the Day, we're
- 24:32Speaker 1: going to have too much or not enough. There will
- 24:35Speaker 1: be no Queen of hearts, because there is no queen here,
- 24:37Speaker 1: so we'll have too much not enough. That'll be coming
- 24:39Speaker 1: up a little bit later in the hour, the Mallor
- 24:42Speaker 1: Riddle of the Day. Brian Dayball was hired as the
- 24:47Speaker 1: offensive coordinator of the Tennessee site Titans. That story was
- 24:50Speaker 1: broken we talked about earlier, but that story was broken
- 24:52Speaker 1: by blank, not one of the normal sources breaking the story.
- 24:57Speaker 1: That is the question, what is the answer and who
- 25:02Speaker 1: do we have here? Let's see here page down broken
- 25:04Speaker 1: by Nick Shirley from Miguel on Fire, Gary Ganou from
- 25:10Speaker 1: Bobby in Florida. Broken by the Baker's Field Blaze press
- 25:15Speaker 1: box which no longer exists. Great name from the past there,
- 25:19Speaker 1: Late Night drug tester. We used to throw out the
- 25:21Speaker 1: first pitch at minor league baseball games, but then Rob
- 25:23Speaker 1: Manford poll axed most of minor league baseball. Who haven't
- 25:26Speaker 1: done that in a while? Who else you have? Mister
- 25:28Speaker 1: Irrigahon said something about Don Lemon. Who else do we have?
- 25:31Speaker 1: Gossip Gazette from Lady side Burns. Jimmy the Greek. Nobody
- 25:36Speaker 1: saw it coming because he's been dead for almost thirty years.
- 25:40Speaker 1: Kids news from King Rory. There's Bart Simpson when you
- 25:45Speaker 1: need him, Butt Cracks sports guessed by ferg Dog. That's
- 25:48Speaker 1: his answer. Who else do we have? Paige Dwan here
- 25:53Speaker 1: it's the same guy who skinned Leonard and shot the
- 25:57Speaker 1: sheriff with his sex pistol. Hugh on the five, going
- 26:02Speaker 1: with Bugsy Siegel, of course as his answer. Daniel Boone
- 26:07Speaker 1: from Eke and Roseville, Minnesota courtesy Flusher says, Yo Mama Booth,
- 26:12Speaker 1: bondser from Donkey Sausage. JT. The Wingman from outside Knoxville,
- 26:18Speaker 1: Tennessee says Sesame Street's legendary newsman, Guy Smiley is the answer.
- 26:23Speaker 1: Filler up, Phil, going with Rick Flair the nature Boy.
- 26:28Speaker 1: Whoo uh Yeah? Who else do you have? Page and
- 26:32Speaker 1: Max Reid guess by Adrian the Pokey Pokey pokey guy
- 26:36Speaker 1: bo Nick's ankle that's from BP. Angry Bill guessed by
- 26:42Speaker 1: Johnny Q. Angry Bill did check in. He's still still
- 26:45Speaker 1: hanging out. He called in and complained about something. Who
- 26:50Speaker 1: do we have? Patty O Hulahn from Milkman Mike that's
- 26:55Speaker 1: his answer. All right, that's enough. Let's see the correct answer.
- 26:57Speaker 1: The malord riddle of the day the story involving Brian
- 27:02Speaker 1: dave Ball being hired as the offensive coordinator with the
- 27:05Speaker 1: Tennessee Titans. That story was broken by blank. That would
- 27:09Speaker 1: be country music artist jelly Roll, the Great jelly Roll
- 27:15Speaker 1: broke the story. Yeah, take that, Jay Glazer and Adam
- 27:23Speaker 1: Schefter and all you NFL insider guys, he had the scoop.
- 27:26Speaker 1: He beat all the insiders. It's good to be a celebrity.
- 27:29Speaker 1: Tennessee Titan fan. They tell you stuff. Let's go to
- 27:31Speaker 1: the phones, Let's go to Mike in Boston. He's got
- 27:34Speaker 1: breaking news. Hello, Mike in Boston. Welcome, Hey Ben, I'll
- 27:39Speaker 1: wire you, buddy. H If I was any better, I
- 27:42Speaker 1: would have more money. But I don't. What's going on, Mikey,
- 27:46Speaker 1: What do you got?
- 27:47Speaker 3: I got?
- 27:48Speaker 4: Well, everyone's looking with terrible Tom.
- 27:51Speaker 2: I know where he is.
- 27:52Speaker 1: Where's he is in Foxborough?
- 27:55Speaker 3: After the news of Belichick dog getting to the Hall
- 27:57Speaker 3: of Fame. He's over at the raps, the busting open.
- 28:01Speaker 3: A couple of bottles have been a ship in the
- 28:05Speaker 3: Robert jugs.
- 28:07Speaker 1: But but they're cleaning it all up with dude wipes. Well,
- 28:11Speaker 1: as long as they support a sponsor, we're good, Mike.
- 28:13Speaker 1: As long as they support dude wipes, we're okay. I'm
- 28:17Speaker 1: sure that's quite the same. Well, that is breaking news, Mike.
- 28:19Speaker 1: Nobody else has that story. You're the only one, Mike
- 28:21Speaker 1: with that story. Congratulations. Well, yeah, you like you're the
- 28:27Speaker 1: You're the jelly roll of the Patriots. You're the insider. Yeah,
- 28:31Speaker 1: all right, buddy, thank you Mike. There's Mike. He goes.
- 28:34Speaker 1: Let's say hello to t Bone in Motown. What's going on?
- 28:38Speaker 1: T Bone and Motown? Welcome? What's there? He is there?
- 28:43Speaker 1: He is hello? What's not?
- 28:46Speaker 3: Bro?
- 28:48Speaker 1: If I was any better, I would be Uh, I'd
- 28:51Speaker 1: be a Tiger, but not a Detroit Tiger because they
- 28:54Speaker 1: messed up in the playoffs last year. Yeah, they did, Bro.
- 28:57Speaker 3: Hey, don't you just think that some teams are cursed
- 29:01Speaker 3: like the Bills?
- 29:03Speaker 1: Nah, I don't know. I don't really believe that. If
- 29:07Speaker 1: you believe you If you believe that, If you believe that,
- 29:10Speaker 1: why would you watch?
- 29:12Speaker 3: Well, I know, but you got to watch in sports, man,
- 29:15Speaker 3: you don't have to.
- 29:16Speaker 1: I mean when I was when I was a kid,
- 29:18Speaker 1: people said the Red Sox were cursed with the bambino
- 29:21Speaker 1: stuff and they you got to get over it, like
- 29:25Speaker 1: Jim Kelly five times.
- 29:26Speaker 3: Man, that's not.
- 29:27Speaker 1: A curse, it's incompetence. They were in the A at
- 29:32Speaker 1: that time. The AFC sucked though. If I don't know
- 29:34Speaker 1: how old you are, but they were bad at the
- 29:36Speaker 1: AFC compared to the NFC that all the talent was
- 29:38Speaker 1: on the NFC side, So it was like every year,
- 29:40Speaker 1: whoever wins the NFC is going to win the Super Bowl,
- 29:42Speaker 1: and pretty much right like, pretty much every year in
- 29:45Speaker 1: that stretch, it was like whoever won the NFC Championship game,
- 29:48Speaker 1: Cowboys and forty nine ers a lot of the time,
- 29:50Speaker 1: and that was like, whoever won that was gonna win
- 29:52Speaker 1: the Super Bowl and they did. So it does seem
- 29:55Speaker 1: it does seem though, like it's more balanced now. I
- 29:58Speaker 1: don't think it's slopsided like it was then. So let
- 30:01Speaker 1: me ask you this, what about Pete Rose?
- 30:03Speaker 3: Should he be in the hall?
- 30:05Speaker 1: Now that's a take on Yes, put him in the
- 30:07Speaker 1: Hall of Fame. Why not put him in the Hall
- 30:09Speaker 1: of Fame?
- 30:10Speaker 3: Why not? It's so polluted?
- 30:12Speaker 2: What's the difference?
- 30:13Speaker 1: Although they should have done it while he was alive,
- 30:14Speaker 1: it's kind of like, well he's dead, now, what's the point. Now,
- 30:17Speaker 1: you should have put him in while he was alive.
- 30:18Speaker 1: Put him in there, and why not you put all
- 30:20Speaker 1: these other losers in. If Scott Rowlins in the Hall
- 30:22Speaker 1: of Fame, Pete Rose should be in the Hall of Fame.
- 30:24Speaker 1: How about that?
- 30:25Speaker 3: I think Pete Rose should be in the Hall of Fame?
- 30:27Speaker 1: Myself I agree, I'm right there. And Pete was an
- 30:31Speaker 1: old sports radio guy, T Bone. You know what. He
- 30:33Speaker 1: did sports talk radio with our old buddy JT. The
- 30:35Speaker 1: Brick for a while and had his own radio show
- 30:39Speaker 1: for years.
- 30:41Speaker 3: Vin Scoley is a classic, man. I mean, you can't
- 30:44Speaker 3: say enough about that guy.
- 30:46Speaker 1: The voice alone. Yeah, all time great, the greatest to
- 30:50Speaker 1: ever do it, for sure, t Bone, absolutely.
- 30:53Speaker 3: And as far as the Jets, man, Aaron Glenn came
- 30:56Speaker 3: from Detroit, So, I mean.
- 30:57Speaker 1: What do you want, man, we're fl same old We
- 31:00Speaker 1: had our window, that windows busted. Man. You were leading
- 31:03Speaker 1: she went to the lines leading at halftime in the
- 31:06Speaker 1: NFC Championship game. Oh man, hey, what about city?
- 31:12Speaker 3: How come he ain't running the ball like that? Man?
- 31:14Speaker 3: I lost some money on that one. How come he
- 31:16Speaker 3: ain't running the football? It's play ground football at that point?
- 31:20Speaker 1: Yeah, So how about like passing? You talking about the
- 31:23Speaker 1: Sean Payton? How about not going for the field goal?
- 31:27Speaker 1: Oh my lord, when you.
- 31:28Speaker 3: Had the two and a half for the first half out.
- 31:30Speaker 1: He almost lost me.
- 31:31Speaker 3: Some money on that one for not kicking the ten points?
- 31:34Speaker 3: Where worth he's going with that? Everyone wants to be camp?
- 31:38Speaker 1: Okay, all right? Okay, you're very emotional and I like
- 31:40Speaker 1: your emotion to Bo, but we can't say that. Unfortunately,
- 31:42Speaker 1: we're not allowed to say that word on the radio.
- 31:44Speaker 1: I wish we could. We're all men, and that's how
- 31:47Speaker 1: men talk. He's bad words. Someone that never curses is
- 31:53Speaker 1: dork Oh the comedian. Hello, Dorko the comedian. He's in Hawaii.
- 31:57Speaker 1: Aloha to Dorkoh.
- 32:00Speaker 3: Hello, I've ben. I'm calling from Smith's Union Bar on
- 32:04Speaker 3: a pay phone and I got a sissy stick in
- 32:07Speaker 3: my beer and it's in Chinese, Bill, and it's famous
- 32:11Speaker 3: as Chuck Roast.
- 32:14Speaker 1: You're calling from a payphone.
- 32:16Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been hired to be the new coach of
- 32:21Speaker 3: the Jets and the new shant will be the oh
- 32:25Speaker 3: r k S dark Stark Starks.
- 32:29Speaker 1: I like it. Sell some shirts? You should? You should
- 32:33Speaker 1: sell shirts. You should have shirts and hats. The Darko
- 32:36Speaker 1: brand a lot, right, Yeah, what would your logo be?
- 32:41Speaker 3: The a stick figure?
- 32:44Speaker 1: Dork?
- 32:45Speaker 3: What does Lena do for fun? Bill?
- 32:48Speaker 1: What's that?
- 32:49Speaker 3: What does Raina do for fun?
- 32:51Speaker 1: Who?
- 32:52Speaker 3: Na?
- 32:53Speaker 1: Lorena?
- 32:55Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 32:56Speaker 1: You want me to ask her?
- 32:58Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 32:58Speaker 1: Okay, lore what do you do for fun? Lorena? Mostly
- 33:03Speaker 1: paint my nails. Paints Lorena says, uh, paints painters. You know,
- 33:08Speaker 1: we're not using the voice usually there's a voice box.
- 33:10Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys know Lorain is actually
- 33:12Speaker 1: a dude, you know.
- 33:13Speaker 3: I don't know if you know that you put the
- 33:15Speaker 3: little pokeemon little tiny figures so that it's like a
- 33:19Speaker 3: little tiny.
- 33:20Speaker 1: No, it's like a Hello Kitty figure that we use.
- 33:22Speaker 3: O cool because I've got that. I got those faces
- 33:26Speaker 3: covered in and I can buy the Pokey cards and
- 33:29Speaker 3: all that stuff and shower her with all that stuffin
- 33:33Speaker 3: and tour her all around the island and yeah.
- 33:36Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah. If you fly to Hawaii, I think
- 33:39Speaker 1: she'll probably go. I think that would be a trip
- 33:41Speaker 1: she would accept. I have a feeling, yeah.
- 33:43Speaker 3: Jet the jets.
- 33:44Speaker 1: Okay, just don't tell her to swim. I don't think
- 33:48Speaker 1: she wants to swim to Hawaii, but I think she'll
- 33:50Speaker 1: she'll fly there. Yeah, all right, Well, fascinating as always
- 33:53Speaker 1: dark Oh fan favorite, Thank you, Dorko, I love you.
- 33:56Speaker 1: All right, there, he goes our friend Dorko. The comedian
- 33:59Speaker 1: Lucky Tony is up next. We're gonna have too much
- 34:01Speaker 1: or not enough. We're moments away from that. Hello, Lucky
- 34:04Speaker 1: Tony welcome.
- 34:06Speaker 2: Hey man.
- 34:07Speaker 3: I was gonna offer my dancing bear services to rod
- 34:10Speaker 3: Manford's wife, but then I saw her picture.
- 34:12Speaker 1: Thanks Ben. I don't know. I have no comment. I
- 34:19Speaker 1: don't know. I'm not gonna go there. She's not a
- 34:22Speaker 1: public figure. I don't know who the hell she is.
- 34:24Speaker 1: I don't care. Whatever we are gonna have too much
- 34:27Speaker 1: or not enough, too much or not enough moments away
- 34:32Speaker 1: we have someone lined up. They hang up a lot,
- 34:35Speaker 1: so we might need somebody else's a backup eight seven
- 34:37Speaker 1: seven ninety nine on Fox. We'll get to too much
- 34:40Speaker 1: or not enough in its entirety, and well, it's a
- 34:44Speaker 1: game show, and we'll do that. We will do it next.
- 34:49Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Miller
- 34:51Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
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- 35:56Speaker 2: It's another Ben Maller game.
- 35:58Speaker 1: We've endured too many of these cases too much or
- 36:01Speaker 1: not enough already. Let's do it too much or not enough.
- 36:04Speaker 1: We walk him in. Our contestant, a man who was
- 36:06Speaker 1: desperately trying to take a bowel movement yesterday. Let's find
- 36:09Speaker 1: out did he succeed or not? Hollering James in Minneapolis, Minnesoula.
- 36:16Speaker 3: What do you know, man?
- 36:17Speaker 1: Do you know show?
- 36:20Speaker 3: Let's go.
- 36:21Speaker 1: You sound good, You sound like you took a bowel movement,
- 36:23Speaker 1: a bat good job by you, all right? Or about
- 36:25Speaker 1: BM rather BM man not BT? Hold? Yeah, alright, it
- 36:31Speaker 1: sounded like you were in your deathbed. Yesterd Let's play
- 36:33Speaker 1: the game. Here we go, hollering James a show legend.
- 36:36Speaker 1: James famously won the greatest game show of all time?
- 36:39Speaker 1: Fast asleep. He won this game years ago. Golden ticket
- 36:44Speaker 1: will be yours. Have you heard from Sammy and Montana?
- 36:47Speaker 3: I'm winning?
- 36:48Speaker 1: Okay? All right, all right, all right, she'll get you.
- 36:51Speaker 1: She's busy, all right. Sam Darnold had an eighty passer
- 36:56Speaker 1: rating over his first six years in the NFL. Is
- 36:59Speaker 1: that too much or not enough for the Seahawks quarterback James?
- 37:03Speaker 1: Not enough, he says, not enough. Let's find out no,
- 37:08Speaker 1: believe it or not, he sucks so much? Sam Don,
- 37:10Speaker 1: What a thief this guy was? What a fraud the
- 37:13Speaker 1: Seahawks quarterback. His career passer rating was seventy eight point three,
- 37:17Speaker 1: the worst in the NFL over that span, the worst. Yeah,
- 37:23Speaker 1: you're right, Yeah, The buzzer means you got it right, James? Yes,
- 37:27Speaker 1: all right? Question number two there are four? Why are
- 37:31Speaker 1: you breathing so heavily? Like sham Donalds. There are four
- 37:39Speaker 1: players in the NBA with twenty plus thirty point games
- 37:43Speaker 1: this season. Is that too much or not enough?
- 37:47Speaker 3: Too much?
- 37:49Speaker 1: All right, let's see if you got that one right?
- 37:53Speaker 1: Damn norrect not enough? There are six? Are you making excuses?
- 37:59Speaker 1: Shay Luca, Jalen Brown, Donovan, Mitchell, Tyrese Maxie and Aunt Edwards. James,
- 38:06Speaker 1: you got to run the board, James.
- 38:08Speaker 3: I've got to run the boards.
- 38:11Speaker 1: You probably haven't run since high school though, Right, Let's
- 38:14Speaker 1: be honest. That's a cheap show. I apologize, James. That
- 38:19Speaker 1: was a cheap shot. Right, You actually did run when
- 38:22Speaker 1: they brought some chicken figures down to you know. No,
- 38:25Speaker 1: you didn't like that one either.
- 38:27Speaker 3: No, that's what it is, all right.
- 38:30Speaker 1: We love you, James. You know you're one of my
- 38:31Speaker 1: favorite holler in James.
- 38:34Speaker 3: Man, you know, did you give me your conjuration? Did
- 38:37Speaker 3: you let me do the model?
- 38:38Speaker 2: The Newere?
- 38:40Speaker 1: Question number three? Luka Doncik just became the third Laker
- 38:44Speaker 1: all time with multiple forty five point TENNISI is games?
- 38:47Speaker 1: Is that too much or not enough?
- 38:50Speaker 3: Too much?
- 38:51Speaker 1: Let's find out, Hey, you got one right? Look at
- 38:55Speaker 1: that too much? He's the second Laker you know the
- 38:57Speaker 1: other Laker to do it. No, he was the Clipper
- 39:03Speaker 1: GM for a while.
- 39:05Speaker 2: GM, was it?
- 39:11Speaker 1: Lamar, Yes, the great Clipper GM, Lamar odem that's right. Yeah,
- 39:15Speaker 1: you don't know, you don't. It's a terrible answer, all right.
- 39:19Speaker 1: Lamar ran the Clippers from a brothel in Nevada. Question
- 39:22Speaker 1: there before. There are seven teams that have had ten
- 39:25Speaker 1: or more head coaches since the year two thousand. This
- 39:28Speaker 1: is the NFL. Seven teams in the NFL that have
- 39:31Speaker 1: had ten or more coaches since the year two thousands.
- 39:33Speaker 1: That too much or not off? Jams to stay alive?
- 39:36Speaker 3: I'll see.
- 39:39Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's right. There have been only nine.
- 39:42Speaker 1: The Raiders lead the way with seventeen head coaches since
- 39:45Speaker 1: two thousand. Last one to win the game, James Mike
- 39:47Speaker 1: Rabel is only the six head coach in NFL history
- 39:50Speaker 1: to lead his team to a Super Bowl in his
- 39:53Speaker 1: first year with that team. Is that too much or
- 39:55Speaker 1: not enough for the win? James?
- 39:58Speaker 3: Too much?
- 39:59Speaker 1: Too much, he says, let's find out. I know you
- 40:02Speaker 1: got it wrong, James. You don't get a Golden teck end,
- 40:05Speaker 1: but you do get a trip to nowhere. I'm sorry, Jan,
- 40:09Speaker 1: go ahead, We broke, broke his heart. He didn't get
- 40:11Speaker 1: it right. Eighth head coacher Durgan