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after a two -day free trial. um week seven is
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over now we're on to week eight um the other
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way no it's uh week eight is over now we're on
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to week nine all right there we go first try
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um and uh i'm uh i'm good i'm i'm doing okay
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i'm i feel like the undertaker right now i'm
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i'm back i'm back in the green uh i went five
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and two won the surefire uh and we hit the surefire
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parlay Um, feeling really good about myself this
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week. Won't be such a Debbie Downer. Um, this,
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this slate has been a little bit of a pretzel,
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but I just had to think about it a little bit.
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And then, uh, that now I have, now I have, now
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I'm ready. I got, I got my picks. Um, Chris,
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how did, uh, how did you do? Uh, did great. Uh,
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went nine and four and in the league last week,
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uh, obviously hit. surefire pick at the surefire
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parlay. Thank God. That was nice. Hit a few touchdown
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scores to pretty fun weekend overall did really
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well in college and over NFL show but follow
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Twitter on with 13 and five in college. So pretty
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good weekend for your boy. So yeah, we're riding
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high coming into week nine. Yes, week nine. Sean
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are what's going on here? Uh, well, I thought
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that y 'all were going to dress up as Halloween.
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Uh, it's Tuesday as we're recording. Yeah, but
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it's the Halloween episode. You know, Halloween
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is this Friday. So I must've missed the email
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where the costume was required. I thought it
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was implied. I feel like I didn't have to say
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anything. It was all the years in the past. We've
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dressed up for Halloween. Yeah, I mean I I just
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thought since we all you know hit our sure fires
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and cash sure fire parlay We'd like ride one
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more thing like one more time, you know for the
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weeks up so I'm just saying Whatever but yeah
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doing well doing well Five and six and three
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on Sunday, and then I went one and four last
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night Hit a couple parlays on twitter a couple
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touchdown scores, uh That shman shmole live td
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Or live boost is awesome for touchdown scores
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Shout out tucker craft and rishi rice. Um, man
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Good just a very very good weekend all around
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Yes, very good weekend. I um, i'm meant to place
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that live bet on tucker craft td, but um I got
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home and I got distracted and then the game started
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and I forgot about it so that didn't happen but
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yesterday I did hit a sports equinox parlay that
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we did not post because I placed it like five
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minutes before puck drop of the Bruins game so
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sorry but not sorry I'm not gonna apologize for
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winning anyway moving on onto another magical
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week of a football. We know that Sean likes magic.
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First game of magic. We're talking about the
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Colts at the Steelers. Steelers are home dogs
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by three points. The Colts look like the best
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team in the NFL right now. Just calling a spade
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a spade. I hate them. I hate that this is happening.
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But this is the reality we're living in right
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now. Daniel Jones. Is him and Jonathan Taylor
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Scores three touchdowns every game. I don't know.
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I don't know what to what else to say here and
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the Steelers Don't really look like the Steelers
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It's We we all kind of expected the Steelers
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to uh to come out with the victory on on sunday
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night, uh, but they did not so It's um, it's
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a little bit of a uh, what what's kind of what's
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what's happening here with the Steelers? Their
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their defense isn't really getting up for these
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games. Um Aaron like they can put up points somewhat
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here and there but um, it's very unpredictable
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from from the Pittsburgh Steelers. So I'll go
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ahead and take this one. I'm going over 50 and
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a half. I feel like the Colts are on fire. They
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cannot be stopped on offense and their defense
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is like middle of the road, maybe a little bit
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better, but like a lot of their games are really
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high scoring and the Steelers have been able
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to put up points in the past and their defense
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is not nearly as good as it's been in the years
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past. That being said, this is probably going
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to go completely flip -flop and it's going to
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be a rock fight. But oh well, I'm taking the
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over, over 50 and a half. Chris, what do you
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think? I'm rocking with Indy taking minus three.
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They look, they're playing like the best team
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in the league because they are the best team
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in the league right now. I mean, Daniel Jones.
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and Jonathan Taylor are unstoppable and like
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it sucks. I hate it, but might as well make some
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money off of it. I know the whole Mike Tomlin
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as a dog thing, especially at home, but usually
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he was always good as a dog because he's always
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had pretty much always had a good defense. This
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defense is bad. Like, let's just say like they
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suck. They're 22nd in scoring and 30th in yards
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allowed. I mean, they're just bad. I don't see
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how they're gonna stop the Colts. I just don't.
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Yeah, I don't hate the Over because the Colts
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can probably put up at least 35 and Steelers
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can just do whatever, but I'm just gonna back
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the Colts while they are just a freight train
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from hell right now. So I guess, yeah, go Colts,
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I guess. But Sean, what are you taking? I'm on
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the Over. Over 50 and a half. A lot of 50s this
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week. I don't know if you guys noticed on total
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did notice a lot of 50s this week But Andy has
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the number one offense Pittsburgh's not really
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bad on offense. They ranked 12th But looking
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back at their previous matchups the over is eight
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and two in their last ten Including five and
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oh when the Colts visit the Stillers But yeah,
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I feel like both teams can put up some points.
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I mean, the Steelers are just like letting guys
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walk into the end zone. They just, they haven't
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let a team score less than 10 points this entire
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season. And the Colts, Haman, and they've yet
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to score less than 20 in any of their games.
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So, and that being like the only loss that they've
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had playing the Rams, 27. 20 so let's go over
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50 and a half Kind of love it kind of scared
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about it, but we're gonna rock with the data
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Yes, we're rocking with the data cool next game
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Vikings at the Lions NFC North matchup here the
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Lions coming off a bye home favorites by eight
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and a half points That is a big ass spread. Sean,
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I'm gonna throw it to you first. Is there, is
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there anything that your orb is telling you about
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about this game? I've I've pondered the orb on
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this game. And I'm going with the 313 the the
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lions of Detroit, Michigan. Did you guys know
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that Jared Goff since he became the Lions QB
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is eight no against the spread versus the Vikings?
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No. Did not know that. Pretty cool, right? Wow.
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That's like he that's the most profitable quarterback
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is in a matchup. So and he gives us this twice
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a year and the next time they play it's going
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to be Christmas Day. So that's going to be a
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nice present under the tree. But Carson Wentz
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on IR JJ still questionable possible Max Brosmer
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sighting. Possible. I don't even know who that
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is. He was the Minnesota. He played at Minnesota,
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like the school, not obviously for the Vikings
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now. But yeah, it's the collegiate institution
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of Minnesota. He's I mean, he's also just not
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that like he wasn't that good in college. I'm
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very I know he's third string. I'm surprised
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he's on NFL roster. Yeah, but I kind of just
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don't think the Vikings have the slightest idea
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who's gonna play quarterback this Sunday. Lions,
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super hot fire. Vikings are lukewarm drizzle.
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Basically just piss. Love the Lions this week.
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I'm going Lions minus nine. Chris, I'm gonna
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throw it to you after that. All right. Sorry,
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that was basically just piss. That was good.
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All right. My pick, similar to your same vein.
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I'm taking lines on team total over 27 and a
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half. The Vikings defense last time we saw him
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on Thursday night football against the Chargers
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can stop a nosebleed. I mean, the Chargers are
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banged up on offense as bad as, as much as any
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team in the league. And they just marched down
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the field at will. I don't, the Vikings defense
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is very boomer bust. Man, they could say blitz
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a lot, but lately it's been bust. They've allowed
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28 points in back to back weeks. Also. Lions
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coming off a bye. Um, last couple years, it's
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been a great spot for them. They have scored
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40 plus points coming off by the last two seasons.
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So, um, I really liked that Jared golf set. I'm
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tempted to not stick with my gut. Lions team
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puttled over 27 and a half, but I, yeah, they
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probably roll on this one. So yeah. Will, what
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are you taking? Uh, I am on the lions minus eight
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and a half here. Um, it just, Nothing in my brain
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is telling me to take the Vikings But their defense
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yes is very boom or bust But also the Lions can
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basically score at will most of the time So the
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total for me didn't seem too attractive But we
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know that the Lions can beat the shit out of
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teams even if it's I don't know 20 to 10. I don't
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know, you know, what is the But I don't know
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they over okay But I'm taking 48 and a half for
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the Lions of Detroit For all the reasons that
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we have all said Next game chiefs at the Bills
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Bills home dogs by two and a half the Bills coming
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off a bye Bills are not coming off a bye. They'd
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be the shed of the the Panthers last week Which
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I mean you should the Chiefs it was looking at
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the beginning of Monday night football that it
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was like, oh no, I Have chiefs minus ten and
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a half I've been had and then I've been had once
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again by the Kansas City Chiefs and then and
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then the second half started and then they just
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piled on the points so The Chiefs are in form
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It's seemingly Having Rishi rice back the bills.
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I mean the Patriots are Are the Patriots leaving
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their division? They're six and two. Yes. Yep.
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Yeah. Yes They also have a head -to -head win
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over Buffalo, right? So The bills and this this
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is a this is an interesting spot for the bills
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This is obviously a matchup that has been played
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for many years at this point. Um, and it's most
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of the time a good watch. Chris, what do you
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have for this game? Um, I hope this one's going
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to be another good watch. I'm taking over 52
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and a half. Um, mainly I'm not going to lie somewhat
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of a cowardly pick because I don't know what
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to do with the side. Honestly, I would lean Kansas
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city just because Buffalo's D yeah, they looked
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awesome last week, but Andy Dalton and the fucking
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Panthers like Yeah, 40 to 6, that's impressive,
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but not a great data point. But I don't really
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trust the Bills defense. It has looked questionable
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at times this season. And it does seem like the
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Chiefs are kind of getting into fuck you mode.
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But I'm just going with the over. Like I just
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said, Bills defense, not very good. And I mean,
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Josh Allen, Bills offense is still amazing. They
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can pretty much, I wouldn't say score anyone,
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but they... Can put up points against anyone.
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Um, there's also a stat on the trend center is
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called 2025 non -division conference. Favorite
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overs after being a favorite that's got a bunch
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of conditions. So I'm not going to read them
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all to you, but in 19 games this season, it is
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17 and two on a 13 game win streak. So over 52
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and a half lock it the hell up. I want to have
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fun. These games usually rock. Let's be honest.
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So over 52 and a half, Sean. You look like you
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agree. I like that a lot. It's not my official
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pick, but it will be added to the card because
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you're right. Like if you're not betting the
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over in this game, like what are you doing? I
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almost I almost I was tempted to bet the under
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in this game, but. Yeah, kind of hate it, but
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I will be going with the bills. I feel like they
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were on fraud watch, you know, going into their
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by week. Still might be on probation. To be honest,
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Chiefs might be back, but we're just, we're going
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back to an old reliable that Josh Allen just
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owns, Patrick Mahomes in the regular season.
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He's four and one in the regular season. He's
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one and four in the postseason. Can't, can't
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touch Mahomes in the playoffs, but you sure as
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hell can get an edge in the regular season. So,
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but winning four of those in a row, I just think
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the Bills need a game to really challenge themselves
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to show that, you know, they kind of got to get
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back and, you know, get things moving again to
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even have a chance of, you know, making at least
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the AFC championship. And I like the home underdog
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aspect of it. So given the Bills money line,
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I kind of hate it. Just saying. Allen is one
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in one in four against like In the playoffs against
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my homes? I think so. When was the one? Yeah,
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uh, hold on. Like I'm not doubting. I'm just,
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yeah, you're right. Okay. I was going to say,
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I don't remember that happening. Yeah, you're
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right. Sorry. I might've just done the wrong
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step. I think he's oh and three if memory serves.
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I might've, I might've said like his against
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the spread. Okay. That's probably more likely.
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There now he's My homes is 4 -0 In the playoffs.
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Yeah. Okay. Yeah versus Josh. Yeah, but he's
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played he's played Josh Allen three times in
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the playoffs, but yeah Okay All right, whatever
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I'm taking the over in this game Same reasons
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for Chris. It's very hard to choose a side here
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and It feels like if you don't bet the over in
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this game, you don't like football, if we've
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noticed from the past. Which we've mentioned
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on this show before, I believe last year when
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the Bills played the Chiefs again. That game
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went under. But this is one of those games where
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it's like, if I bet the under and it goes over,
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I will feel awful. I'll feel terrible about myself.
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But if it goes under and you bet the over, then
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it's like, all right, well, I can sleep at night.
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Yes. So that's kind of the way I see it. But
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yes, over 51 and a half where I saw. Moving on,
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next game, Seahawks at the Manders. Manders,
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home dogs by three points. Seahawks coming off
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of a bye. The Manders. I feel like don't have
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a prayer in this game if if they aren't putting
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jaden daniels on the field it's a very big question
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mark uh i don't have an official pick but if
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the commanders end up playing jaden daniels then
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i think the over is the play um if they don't
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i have no idea what to pick for this game um
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sean does does is there anything in your cauldron
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that that points to perhaps a riddle of sorts
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for this game? I think you're thinking of trolls.
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Trolls? Any incantations? Fuck trolls, first
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of all. Trolls are little bitches. But I have
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pondered over the cauldron and the... The future
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is unclear. I'm kind of like you. I really need
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to see if Jaden Daniels is going to play in this
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game. At the time recording, he's not been announced
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yet. He's still questionable, but this line looks
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like he's not going to play. Being three and
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a half point home dogs would make more sense
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with Marcus than Jaden. So I'm probably going
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to see like if Jaden can start this game, I think
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we can get this line a little lower and I'll
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probably take the Seahawks money line after that,
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maybe get like a minus 120 minus 115 money line,
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who knows. But I would probably go with the Seahawks
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either way. I did find a couple fun stats for
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this one. When the Seahawks are playing in Eastern
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time zone, they are 17, eight and two against
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the spread covering by at least four points.
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So. That's at least some good stats for three
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and a half betters out there, but I would feel
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a little more comfortable if this line came down
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a bit. If Jayden gets the go ahead. Chris, what
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do you think? I don't give a damn who the commander
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start at Seahawks minus three and a half all
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day. Even if Daniel starts, Seattle is one of
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the best defenses defenses in the NFL. Um, and
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I mean, Daniel's is not going to be a hundred
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percent. I don't care what they say. This is
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the second time coming back from injury, but
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I believe it's the same thing. It's a pen, a
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hamstring, isn't it? Or an ankle or something
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like that. Yeah, it's a hamstring. Yeah. I, I
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don't have any faith in him being a hundred percent.
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If he does start, even if he does, um, I mean,
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McLaurin again, left a game with an injury last
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week, Laramie Tunsil. Left the game with an injury.
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I have no idea if they're going to play, but
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I mean, McLaurin also has missed multiple games
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with, I believe it was the same injury. So, I
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mean, they're kind of just a mash unit over there.
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I've said it multiple times this season. Mike
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McDonald, since becoming the head coach of the
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Seahawks, has lost one game straight up on the
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road. So I think they're coming off a bye. I
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think Seattle is just a much better team. Jane
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Daniels, Marcus Mariota, whoever the hell else
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they got, Seahawks minus three and a half. Okay,
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there it is. Tune into the X account to see our
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official play for this game. Next game, Monday
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Night Football, Cardinals at the Cowboys. The
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Cowboys are home favorites by two and a half.
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Let's see. The Cowboys got their shit rocked
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by the Broncos. And the Cardinals are not a good
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team. I don't even, I can't even think of their
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record. They're not even on my radar. They're
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not a very good team. They're two and five. Yes,
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not a good team. Lost five in a row, I believe.
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I mean, Cowboys are three, four, and one. That's
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kind of like almost the same. Correct it is almost
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the same however If my memory serves me the Cowboys
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Tend to beat up on really bad teams because their
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offense is electric Not last week, but and their
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defense is dogshit, and I don't think the car
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was a very good team I'm taking the Cowboys minus
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two and a half here this feels Almost too easy
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maybe maybe y 'all could enlighten me a little
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bit, Chris. I agree with that. It feels too easy,
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but I am taking the over 53 and a half. I know
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it's a big one, big, big over, but you just said
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it. Cowboys offense is electric. Their defense
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is terrible. I mean, it's bad. And Kyla Murray
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might be coming back. Cardinals coming off by,
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even if he doesn't play in this game, Cardinals
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have been Decent without him. I mean, obviously
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they've lost both games that he has even been
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either two or three. They've lost every game
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they've played without him, but they're competitive.
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So I think Jacoby Brissett and the Cardinals
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will be able to move the ball just like everybody
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has against the Cowboys. So yeah, over 53 and
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a half. Like I said, big total, but I don't know.
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Also Dak needs a bounce back game. He was abysmal.
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against Denver, and the Colin Stephens not very
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good. So yeah, I think he kind of gets back because
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he was playing fuck you football before last
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week. So I think he gets back to it. I think
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this game goes over. What does the wizard think?
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Thank you for that intro. I'm going with the
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Cowboys minus two and a half on Monday Night
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Football. Yes, Dak likes to beat up on bag teams.
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but he also loves to play at nighttime. He is
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18, 11, and one against the spread as a favorite
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in night games and a perfect 13 and O straight
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up as a favorite at night, beating their opponents
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by at least 18 points. Give me the Cowboys all
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damn day. Love that pig. Love the Cowboys. Hell
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yes. And the wizard loves the Cowboys. The wizard
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has spoken. All right moving on to the the everyone's
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favorite segment of the of the podcast It's the
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surefire bets of the week last week. We all hit
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our surefires cast a surefire parlay really needed
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it like badly, but we did it and Yeah, feeling
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good feeling good going into this week. I guess
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I'll go first My surefire double unit guaranteed
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not to lose play of the week is and Over it's
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not a game that we have discussed. It is the
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Bears at the Bengals over 52 and a half The Bengals
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with Joe Flacco, they could put up some points.
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They can they can play ball. They can't stop
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it But they can play ball. And if the Bears have
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sort of any sort of resemblance of an offense,
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they will put up some numbers here. And I mean,
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both these teams really need this win if they
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want to stay competitive. And I don't think either
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defense is that good. So I'm going over over
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52 and a half. Chris, what do you what's your
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surefire pick of the week? Well, before I give
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you mine, would it? Does it change your pick
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if Joe Flacco does not play because he is currently
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day to day? Hmm. Let's see, perhaps. So Dylan,
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so Dylan Gabriel. No, that's the Browns are Chase
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Brown or. Jake Browning, Jake Brown. Oh. Yeah.
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Perhaps we will all if, if he doesn't, if Flacco
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doesn't play that totals, I assume we'll go down.
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So it won't be 52 and a half or whatever it is.
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Mostly. Perhaps I will. Let's circle back to
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that one. Yes. Chris. All right. Yes. Guaranteed
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my guaranteed not to lose play the week. This
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team has been stinky at times this season. But
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they're kind of getting their shit in order.
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Is Houston Texans money line against the San
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Francisco 49ers? The Texas, they played last
27:11
week. No, they played the 49ers last year. They
27:13
play the Broncos, Broncos. That's it. I have
27:16
it written down. I should just ask. Yes, that
27:19
doesn't matter. I go with the Texans. They their
27:23
defense is probably the best in football right
27:26
now. They are number one in both points per game
27:28
and yards allowed per game. Um, Bonix, he's looked
27:33
really good last couple of weeks against the
27:37
Giants and the Cowboys. Congratulations. And
27:39
he only looked good for one quarter against the
27:41
Giants. So is he actually that good? We don't
27:44
know. I think Houston is going to put him in
27:46
a torture chamber, if I'm being perfectly honest.
27:48
And, um, Houston's offense getting a little bit
27:52
better. Um, they've scored where, where is it?
27:55
Yeah. They scored 20 points and back to back
27:58
weeks. I think they kinda get it going again.
28:01
Patrick Sertan also out for this game and possibly
28:04
a significant amount of time for the Broncos.
28:07
So that's good for the Texans. I have a trend
28:10
center stat. Hold on. Let me pull it up. I should
28:13
have already had this. Here we go. This is regular
28:20
season favorite teams with spreads of or spreads
28:24
of four or lower. It is 144 73. and oh, over
28:30
the last 217 games, nine in a row. It's essentially
28:34
the team to win outright as at most a four point
28:39
favorite. So, which, and they're only a point
28:41
and a half. So just taking the money line, Houston
28:44
Texans. I believe if this one hits, this will
28:46
be my third straight sure fire win. So that would
28:49
be very nice. So Houston Texans money line against
28:53
the Denver Broncos. Sean, what's the last leg
28:58
of our back -to -back surefire parlay winner.
29:02
Last leg of our back -to -back surefire parlay
29:05
winner is the Los Angeles Chargers. I'm just
29:07
kidding. It's not the Los Angeles Chargers. It
29:12
should be. But it is a game we've already discussed.
29:17
It is the Detroit Lions minus nine. And I just
29:22
had stats pulled up, but my computer decided
29:24
to... Okay, here we go. On any extended prep
29:29
time in his career as a starter golf is 21 11
29:33
and 2 against the spread and 15 and 4 against
29:37
the spread with the Lions covering the spread
29:39
by at least six and a half points per game Also
29:43
when the Vikings allow 28 points Are sorry hold
29:48
on this is wrong All right, okay, sorry The Vikings
29:58
allowed 28 points against the Eagles and then
30:00
allowed 37 points to the Chargers in LA. Their
30:04
last four road games after allowing 28 plus points
30:07
in their previous game, loss to the Chargers,
30:11
loss 27 -9 to Rams, loss 30 -20 against the Rams,
30:18
and loss 30 -20 versus the Vikings. So they're
30:22
losing these games by at least 10 points. They're
30:25
not good in the back bounce back spot. So give
30:28
me Jared Goff just being a fucking dog versus
30:32
this team and just Vikings just allowing guys
30:36
to walk freely into the end zone after they get
30:38
their shit rocked. Love the lines this week.
30:42
There's a reason it's a double unit. This this
30:45
parlay is cashing for the second week in a row.
30:48
We're gonna have some pretty good odds on these
30:50
if everything goes well. so yes like if flaco
30:58
starts i did not know that that was uh a thing
31:04
that was happening but it's only it's only tuesday
31:06
as we're recording this so is is there another
31:09
is there another thing that jumps out to you
31:12
or something that you really like that you might
31:15
want to replace it with or not telling you what
31:17
to do but you look like you're contemplating
31:21
so just want to make sure I'm pondering. That's
31:27
my job. Perhaps we will... Wizards don't own
31:32
pondering. They sure as fuck do. Do you all have
31:35
an or? They do not. I don't think so. You can
31:37
ponder without an or. Nah. Damn. Nothing is really
31:46
jumping at me here. Perhaps... We will This this
31:57
is the pick right now assuming that that flaco
32:00
starts If he doesn't then then check the X check
32:06
the X That should be their new slogan But all
32:15
right Check the X. All right. I'll stop saying
32:19
that now Anyways moving on on to the extra plays
32:22
of the week Chris, what are your extra plays
32:26
that we will be using to supplement the the surefire
32:32
parlay win? All right. I'll start off with one
32:35
that was all with almost my surefire play is
32:40
the Green Bay Packers first half minus six and
32:43
a half against the shitbag Panthers. The Panthers
32:46
are a very bad football team. Don't know if you
32:49
all noticed they're even worse on the road. especially
32:52
in the first half. They have played four road
32:54
games this season. They are being outscored in
32:57
the first half, 71 to 19. The only time they
33:01
were not trailing by multiple possessions at
33:03
the break was when they were beating the also
33:05
shit bag jets. So Packers, they laid it on the
33:11
Steelers last week. I kind of think they're getting
33:14
into like a, Hey, we're really fucking good.
33:16
I think they roll. I mean, the Panthers are just
33:19
terrible. So yeah, Packers, my six and a half
33:21
in the first half, um, thought about full game,
33:24
but 12 and a half. Just get, you can get backdoored.
33:27
Don't like it. So six and a half first half,
33:29
um, kind of going with Will's possible surefire
33:33
pick. If Joe Flacco plays bingles money line
33:36
against the bears. I don't trust the pairs to
33:39
win a football game this season. I know they're
33:41
four and three, whatever. Uh, Tyler Huntley just
33:44
slung it all over them. I know he's a pro bowler,
33:47
but. The Bears defense sucks and Kayla Williams.
33:50
It just isn't good. I don't trust him to win
33:54
a football game. So if Flacco plays Bengals money
33:58
line, if not far, just going to stay away. Um,
34:02
and then the last one, uh, yeah. Chargers Titans
34:06
over 43 and a half. I'm taking Titans over as
34:08
the rest of the season because we just are addicted
34:11
to trading any corner with a pulse, apparently.
34:15
So I mean, Chargers will be able to name their
34:19
number if they don't score at least 35. I'll
34:21
be shocked. So that means I only need 10 points
34:25
or eight points or Yeah, 10 points from the Titans.
34:29
I mean our offense is shit, but we can usually
34:32
at least do that. So Yeah, um over 43 and a half
34:37
as long as these totals stay in the 40s with
34:39
the Titans Which they probably will most of the
34:42
season. I'm just gonna blindly take the over.
34:44
So yeah, that's the card Kind of love it this
34:48
week. Yep. Those are the rest of my extra plays
34:51
Sean. What else you got for us? All right, first
34:55
off. I've got the under in Jags Raiders Lost
35:04
my scrolls Ross my place in my scrolls. Why does
35:08
this keep happening? Scrolls it brought the size
35:16
Alright cool. Alright, here we go We've got a
35:20
buy versus buy matchup both teams were on full
35:23
weeks rest last week. So Since 2015 the under
35:27
is 23 12 and 1 when both teams are coming off
35:30
the bye week also these teams just aren't very
35:34
good right now, so I'm gonna rely on that a lot
35:41
and That over under is 45 and a half And then
35:46
I've got the Patriots minus five and a half I
35:50
think Chris said it best last week. I think I'm
35:53
just we're just this is just gonna we're just
35:55
gonna let this one roll until it loses because
35:59
Patriots look unstoppable right now and Atlanta
36:02
I think they pulled a fast one on us by beating
36:05
the bills. We thought they were good or at least
36:08
showed some signs of life They're fine, I guess
36:13
but New England's just playing much better ball
36:16
right now. So give me the Patriots. And also
36:20
I think the New York Giants team total over is
36:25
in the first half is dead in one week. I'm glad
36:28
we got to it when we did, but Kamska to boo out.
36:32
I don't like it. I don't like that. I don't like
36:35
it anymore. So we got it while it was hot. So
36:40
we were sharp about it, but I think that's it.
36:43
But check, check the X for any others that I
36:46
might add. Those are really the only ones that
36:48
it's stuck out to me. I am adding the Pats minus
36:51
five and a half. There you go. I'm surprised
36:54
you didn't say that one. I think I, when I was
36:57
making the card, I was like, I have way too many
36:58
favorites, so I'm not going to add it, but you're,
37:02
I mean, they are, they are wagging right now.
37:04
So yeah. Yeah. Favorites are also doing well
37:06
this season. Yeah, they are. Don't be, don't
37:09
be afraid of favorites. Well, what you got I
37:14
only have one extra play and it's going against
37:17
One of y 'all's plays. It's the Falcons plus
37:20
five and a half. All right Right now I feel like
37:26
it's a it's a lot of points the Patriots I mean
37:31
they they beat the Bills. Yes, very good. But
37:34
outside of that they really haven't really been
37:37
tested all that much. And not to say that the
37:40
Falcons are a massive test, but five and a half
37:42
is kind of a lot of points for a team that also
37:45
really needs a win needs a win right now. They're
37:48
on a two game lose streak. So to me, hungry dog
37:51
runs faster. And I also have Trend Center trend
37:56
to back this up NFL away teams rebound against
37:59
non -divisional opponents 75 30 and 6 against
38:04
the spread win rate of 71 point four three percent
38:09
And it's a straight -ass line, homie so I'm taking
38:16
the Falcons is also has a plus 100 score on the
38:20
on the trend center app when they rank their
38:22
trends, so I like the Falcons. It also feels
38:27
like Falcons are one of those teams where it's
38:28
like, yeah, they're going to do this. Then they
38:32
don't. And then just when you think they're not
38:36
going to do it, they do it. So I don't expect
38:39
them to beat them. I expect them to keep it a
38:41
bit close. They have their offenses electric
38:46
sometimes and their defense is somewhat competent.
38:51
So in the past, they're It feels like they're
38:54
hitting their stride a little a little too early
38:58
in their rebuild It's just just my opinion and
39:03
I think the Falcons can Maybe you win maybe not
39:07
but that it can definitely keep it close Falcons
39:10
plus five and a half and that's all my plays
39:13
This week. All right. Let's see other things
39:19
to talk about I've seen many, many tick tock
39:24
sketches of him being stretchered back into the
39:28
building. And he'd be like, all right, let's
39:31
go out to the score to the, the, the, the practice
39:34
field coach. And he's like, cam, what are you
39:36
doing? He's like, what do you, what do you mean?
39:39
What am I doing? I'm a football player. And it's
39:41
like, everyone is saying, this guy won't know
39:45
how to function. If he doesn't smash his head
39:48
into things, um, which is quite funny. Um, and
39:52
his leg was just, man, all the way almost to
39:56
the other side. So, um, rest up, homie. Um, that
40:04
was about the most dislocated ankle I've ever
40:06
seen. Yeah. Yeah. That was, um, I didn't see
40:09
it live. Thank God. Um, that, but yeah, that
40:12
was, that was brutal. Yeah. And, uh, There's
40:16
there's no chance he he comes back this season,
40:19
right? No Because they haven't put him over yet.
40:23
I mean he he's not coming back right He probably
40:28
he probably wants to He's probably like all right
40:31
like two weeks like that's probably enough, right?
40:35
See some ice Ice and heat rub some dirt on it.
40:40
Yeah Eat some we talked about this at the bar
40:45
when we were watching football, but I noticed
40:47
like in the replay when his foot was at like
40:51
going the opposite way, he was sitting there
40:53
and like his teammates were coming up to him
40:55
and like, Oh shit. And he was like, all right
40:56
guys, like help me up. And there's like, no,
41:03
I was like, that's just, he's a dog. He was like,
41:07
yeah, I'll walk it off. It's fine. Jesus. It
41:15
would have been back if you could he'd be back.
41:18
Yeah Yeah I'm no, I don't know. What else do
41:24
we talk about? Something that when do the clocks
41:29
change? Is it this Sunday? It's this Sunday.
41:32
All right What do you mean? Oh No, we didn't
41:38
miss it. It's sorry Aaron Rodgers. Yeah, like
41:41
the other day. So Might be a double dip. We keep
41:45
forgetting to bring this stat up, but it just
41:48
kind of dawned on me as like after we were talking.
41:53
Aaron Rogers says, I was trying to find the exact
41:55
numbers. I know he's god awful on daylight savings
41:57
time or when it ends or starts. Which one is
42:02
it? I know what you mean. Yeah. When the clocks
42:05
change. He's lost eight years. When you fall
42:08
back. He's lost eight years in a row. the week
42:12
the clocks change could he's he's lost this might
42:17
be a double dip for me tap into the cults as
42:21
well um oh shit that's not good for the over
42:25
oh you can lose and still score 24 points yeah
42:32
but it messes with his nighty night time We have
42:39
only seen Aaron Rodgers do this when he was with
42:42
the Packers. That's true because he got hurt.
42:46
He's never played on the Daylight Savings time
42:50
without being on the Packers. Because he's always
42:54
been injured after that. Yeah, because he was
42:56
hurt the first year and then last year it was
42:58
bi -week. Convenient. Yeah, so I don't think
43:05
we've... Really been able to take advantage of
43:08
this stat. I think I saw it when I first saw
43:11
this stat. It was like right after They they
43:15
lost and I bet With the Packers, I think the
43:19
first time I saw it was his last year in Green
43:21
Bay Yeah I'm pretty sure it was like the first
43:26
year that gambling was legalized in Tennessee
43:29
was the last time This was yeah, I think you're
43:33
right Yeah Interesting stat, interesting, interesting.
43:38
2020. So I do remember being in the middle of
43:42
a pandemic during that. Yes. Yes. Was he injured
43:50
that year? No, he wasn't. And he lost. Yeah,
43:57
that's what I was saying. But yeah, I think I
44:00
bet with him instead of against him. You did.
44:03
I think they're upon the Vikings. Perhaps and
44:07
then we well I bet I bet with him instead of
44:11
against him and then I found out that stat afterwards
44:15
I Believe I also had the Packers Yes, because
44:20
I was quite upset after after learning that So
44:25
now we can utilize it Shit what else do we talk
44:30
what's his what's his against the spread record
44:32
though? I don't know. I couldn't find it. That's
44:35
a very niche stat. It's hard to find. I just
44:39
saw a tweet from last year saying that he has
44:42
lost eight in a row, but he didn't play last
44:45
year. So. It's still eight in a row. I don't
44:50
know is against the spread is it is bad. I just
44:53
couldn't find it and I feel like researching
44:57
that the rest of the show. Right. Yeah, it's
45:01
gonna take some time. Well to pivot off of football
45:06
for for a moment Chris What do you think about
45:11
this World Series matchup? What do you want to
45:14
happen? What do you think will happen? I mean,
45:17
what do I think will happen? I think the Dodgers
45:19
are gonna win and it's sad, but I Hope the blue
45:24
chase one. Hope they win tonight. Hope it goes
45:26
back to Toronto but I just the Dodgers are so
45:30
good and Toronto had a golden opportunity last
45:33
night and took 18 innings and they lost, but
45:38
yeah, it's been electric. I mean, every game
45:40
has been very entertaining. I haven't, I didn't
45:42
watch all of last night. I fell asleep, uh, like
45:47
in the 11th, but yeah, it's been great. Um, I
45:52
think last week or yesterday, um, Monday night
45:56
was probably the first time MLB has won a head
46:00
to head matchup with the NFL because that Monday
46:03
night game sucked. And the world series was awesome.
46:06
So, I mean, it's, it's been great. I just wish
46:10
the blue J's would win, but I don't think they
46:12
will. They, uh, I mean, that game one, when was
46:18
it nine to four? Yeah. Um, was it game one or
46:23
game two? That was wild. Yeah. They, when they
46:27
whomped them. Yeah, that was great. And that's
46:29
when he, yeah, it was game one. Cause yeah, daughters
46:32
went up to a two and nothing lead. And then blue
46:34
chase scored like seven in a row or something
46:36
like that. And you're like, Hey, you know, maybe
46:39
they can beat them. And then I mean, I don't
46:42
think that I just don't think they, I mean, there's
46:44
no shame in losing to this team. They're fucking
46:46
super team. I hate it. That's why I hope they
46:48
lose, but yeah, it's not looking great. Yeah.
46:54
Um, I think they're up two to one right now.
46:56
Blue Jays are. Oh, good for them. Uh, I think
47:00
we are like a week late. Uh, but I mean, Sean,
47:05
I don't know if your scrolls told you this or,
47:08
or the cauldron or the orb, wherever you communicate.
47:11
Uh, but I'm not sure if you heard about the,
47:14
uh, what, what Shohei did. He, he hit three home
47:20
runs and struck out like 10 batters or something.
47:24
Yeah, that was in the last series. Yeah. He hit.
47:29
Yeah, yes, I've seen the prophecy. The scrolls
47:35
on that one. Yeah, just making sure. And like
47:38
it to last night. Yeah. I had one of them in
47:42
my my equinox parlay. As did I. Yes, as as the
47:50
scrolls prophesized. And then like I'm like this
47:55
whole week, I'm just trying to think like what
47:56
is What is the most comparable? Like not realistic
48:04
but like Ideally, that's kind of the same if
48:08
like a hockey player scored a hat -trick and
48:11
also played goalie like Yeah, it's just like
48:15
it's just not possible. Like the only yes. Yeah,
48:18
it shouldn't be possible Yeah, I mean, yeah,
48:22
you could say like NBA like a guy had like 40
48:26
points and like Ten steals or something like
48:30
that or a bunch of steals and a bunch of blocks
48:31
I think the only like most realistic one. It's
48:36
not really even that realistic, but would be
48:37
like Travis hunter if you got Like a receiving
48:41
touchdown and a pick six in the same game right
48:44
but even that it ought to be like multiple multiple
48:48
receiving touchdowns and and probably a pick
48:51
six Yeah, and it's just like that's I mean, Travis
48:59
is phenomenal athlete. Um, and like, I mean,
49:02
I guess he could do it, but I mean, yeah, you
49:05
can, but yeah, it's just, it's probably not gonna
49:09
happen. Probably not. Yeah. So it's just like
49:12
both sides of the ball. Just, just, just being
49:19
the best. It's just crazy. You know, I hate it.
49:23
I hate, he's such a likable guy. I, it's just.
49:27
I'd like mostly individual players on that team.
49:30
I just hate that their Payroll is like a quarter
49:35
bill or as fucking 300 million dollars Yeah,
49:41
and it's not their fault people say they ruin
49:42
baseball They're not ruining baseball cheap -ass
49:44
owners who are letting their star players go
49:47
to this team are ruining baseball They're just
49:50
capitalizing on it and they have more than fuck
49:54
you money Pay your players. Yeah, exactly. That's
49:58
by wins Yeah, I mean you baseball you can do
50:02
that. I mean Yankees did it for fucking ever
50:05
now the Dodgers are doing it like That's it's
50:09
not that hard as a fan of a cheap ass or a team
50:12
that's owned by a cheap ass owner It is them
50:14
who is ruining baseball. It's not it's not the
50:17
Dodgers. They're just capitalizing on it. Yeah
50:20
Everyone just go watch moneyball. This is this
50:23
is how this works I think it kind of sucks that
50:27
like these, these teams that, you know, we, we
50:32
put our emotional faith in any given Sunday,
50:36
any given Saturday, you know, it's, it's all
50:39
just about money and they don't care whether
50:42
we learn win or lose. It sucks. Yeah. I mean,
50:47
I respect, I get, I think the Packers are like
50:50
the only team that isn't owned. by a person.
50:55
I think the city owns them or like the fans.
50:58
They're like a publicly traded company or something.
51:01
Yeah. Which like, isn't bad. I mean, they're
51:06
one of the most successful teams, franchises,
51:09
and footballs. They're pretty much most of the
51:14
time relevant. Yeah. I mean, they've never been
51:17
like, at least that I can recall, like God awful.
51:24
I've just been seeing a lot of things about,
51:26
you know, Amy Adams shrunk and like, she's such
51:30
a bad owner. And it's just like, she's ruining
51:33
my team. And like the Preds have like a, you
51:37
know, like one of the New York financiers, like
51:40
as their owner. And it's like the Haslam family.
51:44
Yeah. It's like, dude, y 'all don't give a fuck.
51:50
Which I mean the Preds at least like they I know
51:53
they were terrible last year, but they went out
51:55
and spin So it's like they tried it didn't work
51:58
So you can't you can't really accuse them of
52:01
being cheap. They're just kind of no I'm not
52:04
I guess I'm not like accusing the Preds being
52:06
cheap I am accusing the Titans being cheap Titans
52:08
are cheap Reds or everybody has the same fucking
52:12
salary cap in the NFL then Yeah, I mean that's
52:17
the way Yeah, it's not. It is like, yes, it is
52:23
real, but like there are so many ways to kind
52:27
of work around it and everything. And I know
52:31
we're finally in full on like rebuild mode, treating
52:34
everyone, but we're trading the wrong people.
52:37
We're trading the young players. Like those are
52:40
the guys you're supposed to keep. I mean, he
52:43
wasn't he wasn't going to sign. Yeah, this is
52:47
like last year so yeah, I wasn't gonna sign and
52:50
then we got our pick back from When we got was
52:54
it Ernest Jones? that's essentially the pick
52:57
that we got back and we just like I Don't know
53:01
he instead of just letting him walk like at least
53:04
we got something out of it But I agree that like
53:09
but it does show that like, you know These players
53:12
don't want to be here. Like he's not gonna sign
53:15
here I mean, why would you want to exactly? Like
53:18
that's the thing. It's like, there is no hope.
53:22
Like if we get a competent coach, there will
53:25
be hope. But as of right now, there is no, nothing
53:28
about this team other than cam where you can
53:31
even like, I, I am withholding judgment just
53:35
because that this team is so God awful, but like,
53:38
there's nothing to be like, okay, at least we
53:40
got this and we can, if Like you say, yeah, if
53:44
Ken turns out to be Patrick Mahomes, we'll probably
53:47
be pretty good, but big ol' if. So there's just
53:52
no reason to want to, I don't even want to be
53:54
a fan of this team, but I am. I have to be. I
53:59
don't have a choice. I don't. I'm not going to
54:02
stop being a fan, but like, God. It's like, I
54:06
don't even know how to go about like switching.
54:09
Fan basis. I don't like these people that are
54:12
like I used to be I used to be a like Chargers
54:17
or like whatever and then I moved to I Chicago
54:22
and now I'm a Bears fan. It's like but what the
54:24
fuck are you talking about? Yeah, just do that.
54:28
How do you just get it's not like you're just
54:30
like, you know Packing up your stuff and move
54:33
into a new place. It's not that easy There's
54:36
emotional ties to these things People who do
54:39
that, people who do that are people who cheat
54:42
on their wives because you have zero loyalty
54:45
and self -respect and you hate yourself. So you're
54:49
taking it out on your franchise. I am nothing
54:52
but loyal. I'm loyal to a fault. Look at the
54:55
fucking teams I root for. Yeah. I mean, so if
55:04
Nashville gets an MLB team, that's the one where
55:07
I've. Even briefly considered been like if the
55:11
national gets an MLB team what I consider switching
55:15
bits like No, I can't I can't because I I will
55:20
do my fucking luck I'll do that in the red zone
55:22
in the World Series in five years, then I won't
55:24
get to celebrate Also, it's like one of the few
55:29
teams that me and my dad are both fans of so
55:34
If I just was like, Hey, I'm not going to be
55:36
a fan of this team anymore. He'd be like, okay,
55:38
well, what the fuck. So, and also an opening
55:43
day for the past 10 years. Yeah. It's like, what
55:45
the fuck was all that money? But yeah, I could
55:49
never know if they were in the AL I would like
55:53
root for them, but I wouldn't be like a fan.
55:59
Yeah. So they'd be like my, they'd be like my
56:01
second team, I guess, which I don't really have
56:03
a second team of baseball, but yeah. I should
56:08
have a second team anywhere, but I mean, not,
56:11
not like a second team, but like a, Hey, I like,
56:14
I like this team. Um, they're in a different
56:16
division. So it's like us like in hockey, my
56:20
dad's a Flyers fan. So it's like, whenever the
56:22
Flyers are good, like they're in the East where,
56:24
so like we never play them. So it's like, okay,
56:27
good for them. Oh, so they're. Similar like just
56:31
a tortured fan base where it's like, you know,
56:34
I'm glad they're good Yeah, I don't have anything
56:38
really like that like I guess that's really the
56:42
only one because I don't really have that football
56:44
I guess like I Don't know whatever team Baker
56:47
Mayfield's playing for True. I mean my dad likes
56:51
the Cowboys. So I mean I I'm pretty realistic
56:55
about the Cowboys though, like I'm, I'm very
56:58
happy to like watch a game with him and watch
57:00
him be excited. But at the end of the day, I'm
57:05
like, this might go nowhere. Like, not until
57:09
Jerry fucking croaks. Yeah, so. Yeah. But I mean,
57:16
you follow a guy like Jerry Jones around for
57:19
60 years, you're loyal to a fault as well. So
57:22
I'll say that. And I mean, it's kind of like,
57:26
you know, To speak on like like an older franchise
57:30
that has actually seen success Not that I know
57:34
what that is but it's kind of like I mean when
57:37
you grow up like a Cowboys fan and then Then
57:41
they win three Super Bowls There's like all right.
57:45
Well Like everything after this, you know, I
57:48
hope they do well, but obviously like I Had my
57:51
time, you know, if I had my time where it was
57:55
fantastic It was a great page you paid your dues.
57:59
Right. And so it's like, you can't really can't
58:05
really walk away from that. Yeah. And I think
58:07
at the I think at the end of the day, that's
58:10
really what we're chasing is just like, we stuck
58:14
through it. We paid our dues and to just get
58:18
what we've said it a million times for just one
58:20
of our teams to just get one moment and then
58:23
just be absolute dog shit. Would be everything.
58:27
Mm -hmm, and that's really fucking sad. That's
58:31
why I don't feel bad about like when the Patriots
58:34
lose like they're the Pats fans are like People
58:38
don't know loss like Boston knows loss. It's
58:41
like no the fuck you don't shut the hell up.
58:43
You don't know anything and even when the loss
58:47
feels like Those brief couple years when the
58:51
Patriots weren't good Every other team in Boston
58:54
is still I guess aside from the Bruins is still
58:56
amazing Yeah, I like the Celtics won the fucking
59:01
the championship two years ago Yeah, never never
59:07
feel bad for a for a mass hole God, they'll try
59:11
they'll try and guilt you into it into feeling
59:13
bad for him, but Don't do it I'm not doing it
59:19
This is for more for the for the populace of
59:23
yeah, yeah Let's see what else in sports the
59:29
predators aren't terrible They are okay. Yippee
59:35
They're okay and You know opportunity to a game
59:40
every now and then, you know, they're losing
59:42
right now Yeah, well Oh well Fucking way she
59:48
goes. I believe we started oh and five last year.
59:51
So that's true What happened oh No, the Flyers
59:58
won Yeah, and a shootout Yeah, I have the Hurricanes
1:00:04
60 -minute. It's also the frozen frenzy right
1:00:06
now. Yeah, I bet all the NHL game. We got our
1:00:10
eyes on puck I was they I have the Hurricanes
1:00:14
60 -minute line and Vegas just went up by two
1:00:17
So, um, great. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't want to say
1:00:25
anything, Sean, because I, uh, I knew you're
1:00:27
on the flyers, but then I saw it in overtime.
1:00:29
They had a goal called back for offsides. So
1:00:32
I was like, Oh, you don't win after that happens.
1:00:35
So I didn't want to say anything, but they did.
1:00:37
So they did. Um, now, but we still get the money
1:00:41
line parlay Chris. I don't know if you took that
1:00:43
one. Okay. Yeah, I did. Um, okay. So, jets are
1:00:48
up two, wings are up one, islanders are down
1:00:51
one, start of the third. It's alright, it's fine.
1:00:56
But, it'd be a great hit. Again, would be very
1:01:01
nice. Been doing very well in gambling as of
1:01:08
recently. If Ovechkin scores tonight, he'll have
1:01:12
his 900th goal. Jeez. He's played. Well, he's
1:01:17
also played like three games like going on to
1:01:20
his 900th goal because I was with our buddy Ryan
1:01:23
who's a Caps fan and we were walking back from
1:01:25
the Vandy game and Ryan said the same thing and
1:01:29
I was like I'm betting that right now And then
1:01:32
he didn't score He's been passing a lot lately.
1:01:35
He has been passing a lot in his old age He's
1:01:39
trying to get that assist record So not going
1:01:44
to happen, but how many goals did he score last
1:01:49
season? Like total? I don't remember. I think
1:01:54
it was between 35 and 40. And that's having a
1:01:58
broken leg. Yeah. Somewhere in the beginning
1:02:01
of the season last year, he had like a broken
1:02:03
leg. Yeah. Um, throwing that out there. No, he's
1:02:07
up there, but if he was fully healthy last season,
1:02:11
you think he's He got 50 goals. Hang on. Let
1:02:17
me. Let me see what his goal total was last year,
1:02:22
because I completely forgot. Loop, doo, doo,
1:02:27
doo, doo, scrolling on my school. The reason
1:02:30
I asked was, I mean, if he gets 900 pretty quick
1:02:35
and he goes on to score 40 goals this season.
1:02:39
He get a thousand. He had 44 last season. Oh,
1:02:44
and that's with missing a birth missing However
1:02:48
along with a broken leg. So yeah, you probably
1:02:50
would have got 50 Yeah, yeah, it's pretty yeah,
1:02:54
so do you think six to eight weeks? Do we think
1:02:56
he gets to a thousand? I Think it's realistic
1:03:00
that this is his last season It is but that makes
1:03:05
me sad like yeah, he didn't have too much like
1:03:11
Like, I mean it, this is like week four of the,
1:03:16
the NHL, like he's, he's going to score one more
1:03:20
goal. Like he's going to get to 900. But what
1:03:23
if he scores 50 goals this season and he ends
1:03:25
at nine 49, you think you like, Hey, I can get
1:03:29
51 one last ride. I don't know. I don't know
1:03:35
if that's, uh, that's important to him. Um, It
1:03:39
probably isn't, but it would be something to
1:03:41
think about, at least if I were him. Maybe I
1:03:45
should hang it up. But I am still really fucking
1:03:48
good. And a thousand is there. Just saying. I
1:03:56
get where you're coming from. I think if that
1:03:58
was his mindset, he'd definitely be shooting
1:04:00
the puck a lot more. That's probably true. Then
1:04:02
he's passing it a lot. Do know that a lock like
1:04:09
pretty much all season long is his under on shot
1:04:13
on shots Like his I mean his over under is like
1:04:20
three and a half But he's kind of I think some
1:04:23
of those lines have even gone down to like two
1:04:25
and a half in the past few weeks so yeah, he's
1:04:29
a He's passing the puck a lot. Well, he needs
1:04:32
to fucking quit cuz I want to see a thousand
1:04:34
That would be awesome Would be cool I'd be insane.
1:04:40
Yeah, I Mean he's the guy to do it and That would
1:04:47
truly be untouchable. Oh Yeah, yeah definitely,
1:04:52
yeah, I mean even at this point Like yeah, I
1:04:57
guess there could be another goal scorer that
1:04:58
comes around but Yeah, I mean he's just done
1:05:02
it for so long Like he think he's had like him
1:05:05
around yeah in in his in his career and like
1:05:10
very little injury And so like it's just it's
1:05:13
just crazy. I mean fuck you Garrett Batman You
1:05:16
probably would have had a thousand already if
1:05:18
he went those two lockouts. Oh Yes, very well
1:05:22
Very well could have a thousand. I I have the
1:05:28
NHL on on TV behind me and I didn't know this,
1:05:33
but T .J. Oshie is like a, not a playboy, he's
1:05:39
like a studio guy. He's the color guy? He's not
1:05:46
calling the games? Like a TNT studio guy? Yeah.
1:05:50
Okay. Just for the Caps broadcast? No, because
1:05:54
the Flyers -Pens game was on. Oh. Yeah. um well
1:06:02
it's not now now it's the now it's the caps game
1:06:04
because ov could score 900 um but uh no he's
1:06:10
like the uh like the interim for like espn so
1:06:14
like on tnt when they like go go like you know
1:06:17
between periods to like biz and others he's wayne
1:06:23
gretzky He's he's only there sometimes I know
1:06:30
but isn't those other schmoes that hang out with
1:06:33
them Like Henrik Lundquist. Yeah. Yeah, like
1:06:37
just those those Jethro's, you know, we've got
1:06:40
Hall of Famers and then the guy who scored four
1:06:43
goals goals seven goals But just all around just
1:06:50
all -timer guy I Mean, he's that's why he has
1:06:53
that job But yeah, oh she he's a he's like a
1:07:01
like the the interim Between periods for I think
1:07:05
the espn uh games Which are I don't know if these
1:07:11
are I don't know if he's just doing it today
1:07:12
for the for the for the For the frozen frenzy
1:07:16
He's not on with messier. Is he? Yes. Oh, yes.
1:07:21
Is pk on there or is pk not on anymore? Don't
1:07:26
know if PK is not on anymore, but I know that
1:07:29
oh she was there and mess was there and Maybe
1:07:35
cellos. Oh It kind of sounds like he took PK's
1:07:39
job. It does kind of sound like that But I don't
1:07:45
know this could just be like hey hey, I'm an
1:07:49
American hero. Let me try this out And they were
1:07:54
like, okay So, I mean you got to do something
1:07:58
after you're retired. Yeah. Shout out TJ Oshie.
1:08:04
I remember that Olympics. Yeah. Before we wrap
1:08:08
up, have you guys thought about the Winter Olympics
1:08:13
at all? No. Not really. Dude. Well, I think about
1:08:19
it sometimes. I get really excited. Because the
1:08:23
hockey is the only good thing. No, for the bobsled.
1:08:31
The Jamaican bobsled team sponsored by red stripe.
1:08:35
No, the I mean, they're they're having the NHL
1:08:38
players play in this year's Olympics. And I'm
1:08:40
like, this is, this is gonna be electric. I think
1:08:44
about that sometimes. Just a little thought,
1:08:47
a little parting, parting thought will be cool,
1:08:50
because we haven't had that in a while. Yeah,
1:08:52
the games will come on at like 7am. But Where
1:08:55
is it even? It's in Italy. Interesting. Yes.
1:09:01
It must be the northern part of Italy. Could
1:09:07
be. Yeah. Somewhere there. I don't know. I don't
1:09:13
even know what city it's in. But I don't I don't
1:09:19
know if Rome gets that cold. Milan. That's northern
1:09:24
Italy. Yes. Oh, of course. Switzerland's like
1:09:29
right there. Okay. I don't know if you guys know
1:09:31
geography or not. I knew that. Ever look at a
1:09:34
globe, but. Oh yeah, I have one right here. Fuck
1:09:39
everywhere that isn't America. Well, I have one.
1:09:47
I have one in my in my chamber or. Teleportation
1:09:51
spells. So yes, you must know geography Yes to
1:09:56
know where you I just had to do one more wizard
1:09:58
joke before we signed off. So it's okay the teleportation
1:10:05
In my incantations, okay, I'm gonna stop now
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