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Show #182 WrestleZANIA!! · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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Because fuck you, that's why is a founding member of the Odd Pods Media
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Network. We welcome to Russell Zania Brother. Oh my god, yeah,
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b F y t W does Wrestling. We gotta show all themed about wrestling.
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Uh and let's I was so, I was like, all cute,
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up with the crouch here and then he calls in with that. I'm like,
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oh, I recoil and like my I was nowhere near the sound board,
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so I missed my cue. That's amazing. Shit, good to know
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I still got it. Well, great start. I think he does a
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wonderful start to those episodes. Yes, this is this is Wrestle's at our
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take on on bfy TW does Wrestling. We're just going to cover the wild
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world wrestling. It wound up being more WW than anything else. What a
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shock. But it just turns out that's my entire frame of reference and as
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far as wrestling goes, I know there are other and there were other what
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do you call them? I don't know what is that heavy breathing sound?
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It's wind? Is it wind blowing over our I think it's a fan.
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Okay, I can get it. Is it our fan? Like? I
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okay? Should I keep going? Keep going shown we're doing the show in
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a wind tunnel. Sorry everybody. Uh So anyway, Uh yeah, so
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it's our it's a wrestling special and with us, we have a very special
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guest from the Supermediate Brothers. It's Richie Hi. Richie Hey need to be
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here in the BFH t W W, WE wrestled Seni of man ye character.
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You know, I didn't bring a slim Jim, but I am gonna
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snap some ditches around to dye off the top rope. Motherfucker. If dude,
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if Macho Man ever gave a fucking interview like that, I would have
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dropped dead. One where he's like asking for a cup of coffee. The
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crop cropst Wow. Fantastic anyway, Yeah, that's an incredible impression, my
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god. Uh and uh so we have today a we have a triple threat
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match, oh for the title. Uh and somebody's gonna take it. Uh.
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With us, as always are the Dream Team, although this time there's
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they're separated off. They're gonna be fighting each other. Yeah, they have
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something of a rivalry. Now, Yeah, we had to break him up.
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So we'll start with he's a gamer and a storyteller and he used to
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be my youngest friend. Now, he's just fucking awesome. It's Augie.
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I wasn't gonna play my theme because we have a guest. Okay, that's
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fair. You shouldn't because we have a guest. Yeah, yeah, you
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know that's pretty much. I'm glad you explained how this thing that we decided
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beforehand should work. That should be plainly obvious to anyone who's listening to the
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show before. But I guess AG's just including those who are new, so
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I shouldn't really take him to test for it. No, he's educating.
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Look how many times have we had it? We're like, hey, this
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is my first episode, and what the fuck are you guys doing? I
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genuinely have not kept track, So yeah, I couldn't tell you anyway,
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Aggie. What would be your wrestling persona? And why had so? I
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kind of was in wrestling into wrestling as a kid, but like as I
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got grew older, I never really thought much about it. You guys reintroduced
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me into it through the video games that we played, and yeah, it
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just kind of like, I think my persona would be something like it's gotta
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be has something to do with like sasquats or something like that, because it's
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gotta be basically, I just you just see me just coming in randomly from
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like the audience, like just little blips of like theory is over there.
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It's just like a blurry photo just pops up on the thing. Like I
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never walk in from like the main entrance, Like I always just kind of
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pop up out of nowhere, like just through the audience, like just wiggle
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my way out and from like underneath the kind underneath the ring, like just
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it's the cryptian excellent, brilliant answer. Uh and uh with him as always
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is a veteran and a podcaster. He's extraordinarily high. Today it's Stevie Yo.
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I am super big happy Saturday. So see me. I feel like
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I can guess. But what would be your wrestling persona and why? I
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was thinking it over and I had to upgrade myself. Man, I think
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I'm gonna go with the kush King and I get where like a royal robe.
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I can have a scepter. It's also a bong, so I can
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like pull it to the side, hit it in the middle of the ring
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and stuff. Be awesome. It's pretty cool. I'd be the most chill
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fucking rust I'm like, nah, man, we don't need to fight.
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Let's smoke this peace buddy. It's all good, brother, come on,
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let's just share the belt. I'm little enough. We can get around both
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of us, all right, like a hula hoop. It would be interesting,
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that's for certain. I don't know how many people would take you up
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on that for books, you know, to try, it was worth to
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try. It'd be interesting. The peace loving wrestling switching to the sativa when
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they start hitting me out all right now on one of the energy and I
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start going eve shit, give me that nug all right. Well, and
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our special guest, as I mentioned, Richie from the Supermedia Bros. Hi
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Richie, same question, of course, what would be your wrestling persona and
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why? I would be the drunken truck driver that like, how did you
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get like into the industry? How are you fucking driving a truck and you're
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drinking? And my name would be Barry Lincoln, So it would be drinking
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Barry Lincoln. And my fucking catchphrase would be if you're not drinking with Lincoln,
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you're cruising for a bruising the fuck? Oh my god, yeah,
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wow, wow, you gotta have a sidekick, right, like somebody helps
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you on load. There's gotta be there's gotta be like one of those people
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like all you were saying earlier that comes out from under the ring in the
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middle of some I'm like, kind of like doing the clown Do you used
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to how doing would have like the little guys like his little his little guy
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clowns? Was I dank Pink and I think like wink or the name of
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the clowns? If right? Wow, it almost sounds like the Padman ghosts.
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I'm like, which one that was a thing? It's crazy, like
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we're actually gonna be covering a match with those four yea, yeah, man,
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oh my god, yes, all right, So and that just leaves
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me. I'm your host pants Saron, and I will be wrangling these three
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ringside warriors through the bout as it were, as they play three silly games
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all centered around wrestling in some way or shape or form. Uh and whoever
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has the most points at the end of the episode is going to win.
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As for myself, I would not be a wrestler. I would be the
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ringside announcer in this corner h decrypted or well, actually he's not in the
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corner. He's up in the fifty. He's coming down now, sorry about
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that. He chipped all. He's gone down. He's up. He can't
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get down that way, so he's turned around and he's gone back down down
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the stair play. He's lost. I think he's given or I'd be a
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like a Jare Slash Ross Jim Ross Jimmy Lawler situation, one of those two
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Rob Rob probably more of the kings Are and I wish I could be Jaire,
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but I'm nowhere near that good I am. I'm much more of an
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excitable chihuahua, like the cake excited. Honestly, That's what I always got
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in my head. Whatever was the two of them? You know, you
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just you just get very like worked up, like, oh my god,
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those voices get higher and higher. Anyway, night there. This is gonna
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be a fun episode, I can tell all right. So our first game
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is called the cost is Correct. This is legally distinct from the prices,
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right. I've got five wrestling themed items up for bids. Everyone's going to
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give their own bid for each. Whoever is closest to either the auctions winning
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bid or the actual retail price without going over for that item wins that listing
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for their team and the team who wins three team We're not doing teams.
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Whoever has won the most listings at the end of the game will win one
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episode point, and if there's a tie, you'll both get the coin.
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So our first item up for bids is this beautiful signed commemorative title belt.
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This signature series World Champion title belt, commemorating thirty years of undertake his career,
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was actually signed by the dead Man himself and auctioned off on eBay,
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and it goes to the one of you who bids closest to the actual final
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auction price without going over. Uh Stevie, We're gonna start with you.
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What is your bid for this item? I watch this, nobody else bid.
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I will build thirty thousand dollars. Thirty thousand dollars. Yes, that's
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what you think you went for. That's what you want to pay for it.
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I don't have that money, Aggie. You're up next. Oh man,
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I want to be that guy. Be that guy. Thirty thousand and
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one says bag. You're such a bag, Richie. What would you like
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to bid, sir? This is an autograft built yep. Wow, man,
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yeah, I know. Oh gosh, I went an auction. I
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would imagine somebody probably paid close to like five grand for this thing. Yeah,
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yeah, you want to go with five thousand and five thousand. Richie
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goes with five thousand. You've all overbid everybody been again and give me lower
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than five thousand. Stevie starting with you, I'm gonna go with twelve thirty
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seven. Twelve thirty seven, Aggie, I'm gonna go for four thousand,
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four thousand dollars, says Aggie. And finally, Richie, I'm gonna go
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for four thousand and one, four thousand one. I don't believe it,
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but you've all gone over again. Everybody bid one more time. I'm more
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than twelve hundred and thirty seven dollars actually a furtive taking cool, I'm gonna
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say geeze nineteen sixty nine, nine sixty nine, says Stevie. Aggie,
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I'm thinking closer like six hundred, six hundred, says Aggie. Ritchie one
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dollars smart. It was unfortunately the wrong time to go for one dollar because
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the actual retail bid was one thousand, one hundred dollars. So Stevie wins
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first. Stevie wins the first item. Well done, Stevie. That's one
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item for you, but don't worry, guys, there are still four more
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items left to go. That's a blow, didn't Yeah, it did.
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Everybody thought it was going to be in tens of thousands, Like we weren't
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just goofing off like he just retired. I went into the Hall of Fame.
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I figured it would have gone for a lot more. I was like,
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he just started doing the documentaries. Man. Yeah. In any event,
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our second item up for bids is this scintillating and somewhat naughty whip at
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WrestleMania thirty eight Live. Morgan dressed as Catwoman to Riah Ripley's Batwoman and the
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whip from her ensemble was signed by her and put up for auction. And
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your team, you're you can win this listing if the cost is correct.
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This time, we're gonna start with Aggie. Man, well, I'm thinking
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three hundred, three hundred, says Aggie. Richie, what do you say?
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I'm gonna go with three fifty about three fifty, three hundred and fifty
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dollars And finally, Stevie, sir, three fifty one three fifteen, Well,
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what a jerk face are you? Ready for this. The actual final
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auction price of this item was ten thousand, six hundred and seventy two dollars.
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Stevie wins another item, this time by being a jerk. How is
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that? It's gotta be Yeah, it's the booms, I'm telling you.
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Wild dead man gets no respect. I would get like he's been for so
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long? How many years? Like thirty something years or some shiit thirty three
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years? Yeah? Like the fuck? Well, I think the thing you
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have to remember is that the whip was actually used at WrestleMania number one,
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whereas the belt was just a commemoryve belt. I'm probably bought from the WWE
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store on you know, it's just one of those things. I don't know
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it's fair. I could be wrong. Let's find out. We got more
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weird weird items coming up in bits like. Our next item is a beautiful
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hockey jersey. This officially licensed alternate Toronto maple leafs hockey jersey in black and
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blue has the number twenty five and the name Edge, commemorating edges twenty five
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years in the industry. Autographed by the man himself. This sold on WWE's
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auction site just last week, but this listing can be yours if the cost
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is correct, And this time we're gonna start with Ritchie. I'll go with
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two thousand, two thousand, says Richie. Stevie, that's a good bid,
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dude, that's a really good bit. I think it's gonna be higher
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though. I'm gonna go with twenty seven ten. Twenty seven ten, says
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Stevie. Augieven seven hundred. That's a good spread, guys. I think
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one of us will get this. You are right, one of you will
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get the Actually, the actual winning bid on this Toronto Maple Leafs hockey jersey
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Edges hockey jersey is one thousand, seven hundred and fifteen dollars. Aggie wins
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that item. Woo, well forgot rivalry. Booh. This next item up
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forbids is this stunning photograph captured at wrestlming It's twenty four is this picture of
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Shawn Michael's sweet chin music connecting with Rick Flair's face in what was a highly
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emotional match. The picture has been signed by both Rick Flair and Shawn Michaels
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and this listing will go to whoever's closest to the current listed price for this
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item on sports Memorabilia dot Com. So this is not an auction, this
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is a listing price. Wow, okay, just to buy it, just
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to buy it out right, And we will start this time with Stevie.
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Crap, both of them signed it. There's only one of them. Uh,
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there is only one listed on this particular site. Sixteen hundred dollars sixteen
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hundred says Stevie. Aggie four hundred, four hundred says Aggie Richie. Five
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hundred, ninety nine dollars ninety nine five uh and ninety nine cents. Typically
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with with that we would round up to the nearest dollar. By the way,
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if it says ninety nine cents, it RUMs up to the nearest.
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But I'll leave you a bit at five because it doesn't matter. You're all
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over, really, you're all over. So everybody bit again, this time
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lower than four hundred dollars Stevie, shit, seventy nine ninety nine or seventy
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nine, sorry, seventy nine dollars. I don't want to go over works.
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It's gonna be. It's probably calls it to forty five forty five dollars.
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Ritchie h seventy seventy puts you just nine dollars under Stevie U sure about
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that? Yeaes like he liked it underneath me. Alright. Well, the
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actual retail price retail lead listed retail price of this item is three hundred and
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ninety two dollars. Steepiep wins yet again. Yeah, and the funny thing
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was marked down from four hundred thirty six. Really, the reason I pulled
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this item in the first place because I found an article on a website claiming
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that this picture had gone for fourteen thousand dollars in an auction, but I
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couldn't find any evidence of it anywhere, So I was like, I,
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yeah, I don't know. I feel like that would have held for a
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number of years if Rick Flair had actually stayed retired after that match, because
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that was supposed to be his actual send off, and then because of like
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the amount of alimony that he owes to several of his ex wives, he
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had to come out of retirement to start working to pay all that stuff off.
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You're good. That's the story of why Rick Flair never fucking left the
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business. That's why you never get married people. It's like, how old
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that motherfucker is. He's like eighty years old. He has to go back
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to wrestle. He's had like seven x wives. He finally just had his
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last match this past summer. Wow, I wish I was making that ship
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up. Poor broke. Oh Rick got around, myself got around. We're
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all assholes, right right, It's not just me? Good thank god?
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Oh my. Anyway, let's move on to our final uppermids. Now,
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this is a real doozy. This is two tickets to next year's Wrestle Main
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where these two tickets are furnished by vivid seats dot Com and are as close
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to ringside as we could get in the sixteenth row, and the tickets are
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for a full two day pass to the whole events. Oh shit, this
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listing will go to the one of you who's close to the actual retail price
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of two of these tickets without going over. And we start this time with
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Aggie six hundred, six hundred, says Richie. Thirty thousand, thirty thousand,
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yes, three zero, and then it's three more zeros yes, okay,
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just making sure you didn't say, feel like thirty thousand, says Richie.
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Stevie four caser four thousand dollars. Well, the actual retail price of
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two of these tickets in the sixteenth row at next year's WrestleMania seven thousand,
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four hundred and eight dollars. Stevie takes that listing as well. U Stevie
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has four listings and the only other person who has listing is Aggie, So
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Stevie clearly won this game. Enterings one episode point. Congratulations yea, thank
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you, I mean I Stevie, Oh yeah, sorry, thank you the
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first tell you. For those of you listening to that thing, I sounded
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crazy for bidding that much. I literally saw ringside seats for this event go
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for as high as fifteen grand twenty oh yeah ringside. Absolutely, these are
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just slightly back from ringside sixteen pretty damn close. It's it's on the floor
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with the ring. Also, yeah, it's right there. It's it's literally
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right there. So that's the case that goes the show. Like the price
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difference between the rows between like one and sixteen, yeah, just a couple
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of rows still like seven and a half grand though, like holy shit,
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oh no, it's so ridiculous. And it's only a year you're going to
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charge yeah right, yeah, once a year, and then you get to
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buy twenty dollars beers it'll be awesome and any special tickets they have on Yeah,
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that's all. In any event, it's the fun stuff is for the
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rich people. Anyway. That's gonna be game one under our belt. Stevie
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has struck the first blow, but these other fighters can come back and still
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take the match. We're gonna find out what's gonna happen right after this.
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podcasts. Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game two. Game
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two is going to be pitched me baby, one more time. I'm going
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to give control of a media icon or property of some kind, or give
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our players a special circumstance in which they have to give me a pitch.
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The best pitch will win earn themselves two points. This time for a wrestling
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episode, I wanted to point out that two of my favorite wrestlers earned actors,
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The Rock and John Cina, have never worked together in a movie.
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There was a project at one point called The Jensen Directive, which Dwayne unfortunately
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dropped out of. But with the writers and actors currently striking, if we
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want to get the jump on the other studios once the strikes end, we've
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had a genius idea where we're just going to edit The Rock and John Cena
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into a movie that already exists. Awesome, So I need our players to
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pitch me a movie that would be significantly improved by keeping the majority of the
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movie intact while editing in two of the act replacing two of the actors of
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the entire movie with The Rock and John Cina. And I'm going to tell
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you right now, action movies are kind of a no brainer. I mean,
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yeah, of course I want to see face off with The Rock and
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John Cina instead of John Travolta and Nick Cage. Of course I want to
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see that. But I'm gonna tell you because it's such a no brainer,
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I want something more creative. You can pitch an action movie if that's all
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you can come up with, but I'm more interested in seeing them in something
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unexpected. My favorite pitch wins and earns their them that player two episode points.
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Uh Stevie won the last game. So I'm gonna let Aggie and Richie
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decide who they want to go first. Between them, I'm fine going second
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or last. If you have something already, is your competent in pitching,
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I'm fine either way. Well, I guess first. Okay, that's Aggie's
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put forth. Richie's name to go first. Richie, as long as you're
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on, what would you like to pitch? As the movie, you could
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edit The Rock and John Cena into not that it needs improving by any means,
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but I think it would just be fucking hilarious if the Rock and John
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Cena we're in The Blues Brothers as Jake and El so good, I think
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of the don't change fuck all else about this movie. You don't even change
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how they act as these people, because to see the Rock and scene,
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it just have stoic faces the whole fucking time behind sunglasses doing their thing.
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Jesus Christ, it would right itself, funny as hell, nice, nice,
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I like it, and just for just for the loles, because this
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was my second choice, just for the loles, the invisible man for obvious
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fucking reasons, John Cena being the invisible man for those of you out there
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that still can't see him. Oh man, that's good. Perfect, that's
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perfect, perfect, absolutely perfect. That's difficult, man, Brothers. The
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Blues Brothers is an incredible pull, and that that would be funny as hell
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just to see the two of them edited into every scene, just stoic,
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no faces, just the penguin at the beginning. All right, So I'm
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I'm in. I'm on board. I think it's a great idea and we
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should green light it no matter who wins. All right, So, uh,
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you still have the choice, would you like to go next or would
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you like to make Stevie go next? I can go next, okay,
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I'll get what do you got for me? Okay? So I try to
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keep it simple because I don't really no buddy movies that well. But there
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was one that I think they would fit perfectly in nineteen ninety four is Junior.
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So hear me out. It's such a good idea. Duane Johnson as
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Denny Dido's doctor Arbagas and John Cena as Arnold Schwarzenegger's doctor Hessey, also the
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guy who gets pregnant. You don't have to change this damn thing. It's
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just that doing the same. God, oh my god, holy shit.
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That is brilliant. That is brilliant. That is absolutely yes, yes,
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yes, suddenly I need this. I needed to be done. Somebody,
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if you're listening and you have any video editing skills, all please put this
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on YouTube. I need to see it. Oh man, all right,
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that was killer. It's amazing. That's an amazing pitch. And again I
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think it should be Greenlitt. No matter who wins, Stevie, you got
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a top both of those. It's not happening, okay, now I'm gonna
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warn you all right, Now, I have five different movies i'd make.
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Oh boy, the problem is I misread the thing. So I'm gonna be
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the most of them are action most of them. So I'm just gonna go
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down the honey list and i'll tell you the one I'm actually gonna pitch.
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Okay, So the funny list where I don't know if because I think this
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would be cool. I personally this, this's gonna be neat, but it's
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not my pitch. The Raid Redemption. That's probably something you've never seen.
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It's foreign film, very action, very gory that I would love to see
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them as two of the swat cops is going and they're just destroying. Because
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I was like, oh, that'd be fun, and I was like,
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okay, go ahead, throw that out there. One of my other funny
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ones would be fight Club because I'd like to see them do freaking both and
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so i'd like to like, that'd be fucking fun. And the whole time
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it's really one like it's really fucking Seena is Norton and ship and then the
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rock is the bread Pit character is selling the soap and shit and fucking like
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I think that'd be fucking awesome. Uh, the one that I actually chose.
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Fuck, I don't know which one I want to choose. There's two.
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Fucking I'm gonna lose this one. I don't give a fuck. I
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really want to see them. In nineteen eighty nine's No Holds Bar, they
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had Hull Coogan and fucking team listeners. It's Tiny Lester's Zeus in there.
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Remember. I just want that because I thought that would be fun because you
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have rock as Tiny obviously at the end pumping it up, but you have
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seen it going through the hype and then trying to get manipulated by the freaking
29:12
other company and shit trying to bring him in, and then they have to
29:15
do this huge freaking competition at the end. I think those two would just
29:19
be perfect for it. Just an updated version of that movie with those two.
29:23
The acting would be a lot better and the wrestling would be probably a
29:26
lot more action at the end. If you could just switch that, that's
29:30
the only thing I would change in it. Like, that's it. I
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think that's one of those that's one of those gloriously like hilariously bad good movie.
29:38
You know what I'm saying. Yeah, it's fun. To watch because
29:41
it's so corn it's horrible, it's crazy. The last ones I'm just going
29:45
to throw out there. These aren't for my pictures, just for fun.
29:48
Gladiator. I would like to see a freaking the Rock actually played Maximus because
29:52
he was bigger than that dude who played freaking Command Disorder. The fuck that
29:56
Roman dude was. But I would have and this erect Us, so I
30:03
have seen a play him that the dude who was trying to keep the Roman
30:04
power and ship. Because the Rock is broken down throughout the movie. At
30:07
the end the flight's kind of even or whatever. He's like a little bit
30:11
bigger. And then the last one would have been Dogma have them as Jay
30:15
and Silent Bob. I want point a poop monster. Just I just watched
30:22
Doggle with my girlfriend last night, so that's all such a good wow Okay,
30:29
But the real one was No holds bar, so it's just fine.
30:30
Okay. Yeah, I went on a thing today because I got really stoned
30:36
and I was movies. Well, if we're sharing alternatives, my alternative,
30:40
my alternative was Twins. Yes it would have been good. Yeah, that
30:45
would have been good, but not as good as another. DeVito Swartzenegger movie.
30:49
Yeah, yeah, no, I thought these pitches were really strong,
30:53
specifically coming from Huggy and Ritchie. But the one I'm going with is Junior.
31:00
That is too fucking funny. That is, I mean, they're both
31:03
brilliant ideas to put, but I mean Junior, like, I did not
31:08
see that coming at all, and it's perfect. Absolutely. I think John
31:12
could pull off getting pregnant so funny. It's so funny. So yeah,
31:18
a point he goes talking on that when he's gonna get two episode points.
31:22
Score is currently Augue with two, Stev one, Richie with none. But
31:26
that's okay because round three is the most important one because this game is worth
31:30
three points and we're gonna play it right after this. Hey, I'm Lauren
31:48
and I'm John and we host the beard All Podcast, the podcast where we
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talk about two of the greatest things in the world, beer and Weardell and
31:56
a lot of other things. We're funny. Yeah, that's basically what I
32:00
told him to say. Good job, listen, yay, But no,
32:05
seriously, we try here here with a weird al song and talk about both
32:09
things and go where the conversation takes us. It's fun I promise you'll like
32:15
it. Yeah, I mean if you like talking about random things as well
32:20
as you know fine craft beers and some wonderful craft music. Hey man,
32:36
welcome back. It's time for game three, which is gonna decide it all.
32:38
Whoever wins this game wins the whole episode. Our game is going to
32:44
be the rules of the game. Our players are going to play a game
32:47
that they don't know the rules too, and at any point any player can
32:52
buzz in by shouting their own name and attempt to guess the rules of the
32:57
game. If you're wrong, you could you can tinue to play the game
33:00
and continue to earn points, but you may no longer guess. If you're
33:05
right, you win the game instantly and earn three points. If nobody guesses
33:08
the rules by the time we finished with prompt number twenty, then we will
33:15
rule that whoever has the most points wins. But if there's a tie,
33:19
those players in the tie are going to take turns guessing the rules until someone
33:22
gets it exactly right. And I think you can safely guess it will be
33:27
wrestling themed in some way, so we're going to do this in order of
33:36
who has the most points, so you will go first, followed by Stevie
33:38
and then Richie, and I will give you a prompt, and all three
33:43
of you are going to answer, and then I will tell you what the
33:45
correct answer was. Oh God, alright, so ag yeah. Prompt number
33:52
one, whole Hogan, Yeah, Stevie yellow, Richie read. The correct
34:07
answer was yes. Point for Aggie, mm hmmm. Prompt number two,
34:15
Rick Flair. Start with Stevie this time, No, Richie, yes,
34:28
Aggie No. Correct answer was no. Points for Aggie and Stevie. Prompt
34:37
number three, the Undertaker. Starting with Richie this time m hm yes,
34:45
uh Aggie, No, Stevie No. The correct answer was yes. Point
34:53
for Richie. Prompt number four. Start with Aggie this time Shawn Michaels.
35:04
Who yes, Stevie, this is difficult. Yeah, oh yes, Richie,
35:17
yes, all three say yes. All three are correct. That's another
35:22
point for each of you. Don Prompt number five. They do get easier
35:28
the closer we get to twenty, but the first ones are not going to
35:30
tell you a lot. Prompt number five. Starting with Stevie this time Batista,
35:37
yes, Richie, oh, Aggie yes. The correct answer was yes.
35:46
Points for Aggie and Stevie. Prompt number six starting with Richie this time
35:52
Daniel Bryan yes, uh he knows, no, Stevie yes. The correct
36:07
answer as anyone who knows Daniel Bryan is yes. Point for Richie and Stevie.
36:14
Uh. Absolutely bought a no T shirt when he had one out there.
36:24
It was great, Honestly, it's genius. Moving on to prompt number
36:28
seven, uh cm punk, And this time we start with Aggie no,
36:35
Stevie, yes, Richie, it's a big old fuck yes for me,
36:39
okay. The correct answer, unfortunately, was no. So Aggie is the
36:45
only one who gets a point. Okay, so I thought that. Uh.
36:50
Number eight, starting with Stevie Trish Stratus, Trish Stress yes, Richie
37:00
yes, yes, Aggie no. The correct answer was no point for Aggie.
37:12
Uh. Prompt number nine, starting with Richie this time China mm hmmm
37:20
go no okay, Aggie yes, Stevie yes. Correct answer was no point
37:30
for Richie lost. Yeah. It's not what I think it is. I
37:34
mean either, I thought it was like four things already. Yeah, I'm
37:37
like, oh, I think I know what the pattern is. No Prompt
37:40
number ten, Becky Lynch, starting with Aggie, Uh no, Stevie no,
37:50
Richie yes. The correct answer was yes. Point for Richie, did
37:57
you figure this out? We still got ten prompts, go tell me,
38:00
don't tell Aggie. He figures it out. He's gonna keep me to himself,
38:06
at least I hope he does. Let's move on to prompt number eleven,
38:09
Oh my gosh, Eddie Guerrero. Uh, starting with Stevie Yes,
38:19
Richie, oh, Aggie No, The correct answer was no points for Richie.
38:25
And Prompt number twelve, starting with Richie Chris ben Wah oh uh,
38:36
Aggie, yes, Stevie no, the correct uh. The correct answer was
38:52
yes. Point to Aggie, what the freak? I wish I knew what
38:55
I was doing? Uh. Number thirteen star earning with Aggie. This time
39:00
the miss is the miss m No, Stevie, yes, Richie, Yes.
39:15
The correct answer is yes. Point for Stevie and Richie. Prompt number
39:22
fourteen, Shamus, and we start with Stevie this time Shamus Shamous yes,
39:34
Richie, yes, Aggie yes. Correct answer was no, no points,
39:44
no points for anybody. Uh. Prompt number fifteen, starting with Richie Seth
39:50
Rollins mm hmmmmmm no, Aggie, no, Stevie No. Correct answer was
40:01
yes, no points to anyone. Oh Man I've really thrown you guys off
40:07
on this. One's just crazy easier. Yeah, yeah, well these are
40:13
these are the final five and these might help. I hope they do.
40:15
The last two in particular definitely should help. Uh. Number sixteen, and
40:20
we're starting with Aggie this time. Vince McMahon yes, Stevie, no,
40:29
Richie, Oh, the correct answer is no point for Stevie and Ritchie okay.
40:37
Prompt number seventeen, Starting with Stevie this time, Stephanie McMahon yes,
40:43
Richie, yes, yes, correct answer was no, no points to anyone.
40:52
Prompt number eighteen, starting with Richie the Ultimate Warrior You, Aggie,
41:00
yes, Stevie Yes, The correct answer was yes point and Stevie. Stevie
41:07
thinks he has it. Stevie, what's your guests? Are these all wrestlers
41:12
you masturbated to? It's on that list obviously. Michael, No, I'm
41:25
sorry. I get the answer to Eddie Guerro was no, So that can't
41:30
be it, so sorry, crap. Still win by points, right,
41:40
so you can't guess anymore. You can only win on points, and I
41:44
wish you luck with that because Aggie's currently two ahead of you. Getting these
41:47
right here, right, there's only two prompts left. These two will hopefully
41:52
give it away. We're gonna start with it's number nineteen, so we're gonna
41:57
start with Aggie, Lawrence Tay Alert No, Seb Yes, Richie No,
42:14
the correct answer was yes. Point for Aggie, and I think Stevie,
42:19
did you say yes or no? Yes? Okay, point for you as
42:22
well. I just couldn't remember that. And finally, our last prompt prompt
42:27
number twenty Hulk Hogan and mister t And we start with Stevie this time yes,
42:37
what the fuck? Stevie says yes, Richie says yes, yeah,
42:42
and Aggie Yes. Aggie says yes. The correct answer is yes. Last
42:50
chance to take a Yes, Richie's taking a shot. These all headline of
42:54
WrestleMania. You were super close. I think I'm gonna give it to you.
43:02
All may have been into WrestleMania. The question you were answering was did
43:07
this person or tag team ever win a main event at wrestleman And yes,
43:12
Yeah, that's that's close enough, absolutely right. These all the ones who
43:19
said yes either won their main event at WrestleMania. Uh and and and that's
43:24
it. I put champion and I crossed it out threw me off at one.
43:28
I'm like, no, I didn't think of I mean, it was
43:30
right in the title wrestles wrestles Mania, so I mean the clues were there
43:35
from the beginning. I was I was thinking that too, because like,
43:37
once you got to Lawrence Taylor, I was like, man, this mother
43:40
the fucker wrestle bam bam biggle. At WrestleMania eleven in the main event,
43:44
I was like, what the hell. I was like, I was sure
43:46
lt was going to give it away. I was sure it was going to
43:49
give it away anyway. Yeah, I sucked Richie Ritchie. It was close
43:55
enough, so I'm giving it to him, which means he wins the game
43:59
and earns three points sweet and at a store of three points for Richie,
44:06
two points for Auggie, one point for Stevie. Our winner is Richie.
44:14
You have the title, the microphones in your face. What do you have
44:17
to say, sir? I just think it's a gun damn Shane that see
44:22
him. Pope never hit his WrestleMania moment, especially against the much Randy Savage,
44:25
because we all knew he does the elbow dropping honor of me, but
44:30
nobody does it even closer to me than I do it myself, brother,
44:32
because he's like a slim gym and I guess I'll let the punk ass ritchie
44:37
take the microphone after this, I fucking got anything better than that. It's
44:43
fucking Randy Savage. Hell yeah. Uh. This has been a lot of
44:50
fun, and I hope you've you've enjoyed it as much as we have.
44:53
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46:44
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