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Hoppe's Hoops! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.14.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Copy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. Here you are. Lena the plug reveals
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  to Holly Randall that after the backlash surrounding
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  the scene she made with Jason Love that she hides
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  her kids on social media, which is smart. Adam
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  and I have sort of decided since this whole new
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  cycle with the scene with Jason is just that
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  we're like not going to share her online anymore.
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  Which is unfortunate because, you know. Why?
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  I was making like mini vlogs of. Oh, so you were
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  exploiting her. Shut up. We're selling productive
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  services when you need them. Your kids should
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  never be online if you're having sex. You guys
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  are all about money and nothing else. You're
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  vaping. She and my wife together and... Leave
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  the kids alone. I actually respected for a second
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  that they hit the kids, but now knowing that
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  she doesn't want to, I have no respect. No respect.
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  All the time we'll show them to her, like, you
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  know, the day she got her ears pierced or whatever.
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  And I feel like because I'm not putting those
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  out, I'm not creating them as much, but I need
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  to just start making them just to save in my
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  own little Dropbox or whatever. But, you know,
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  there was just way too many viral pictures. Oh,
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  yeah, you know, Jason Love finished in 90 and
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  that was pretty viral. Healing! They could have
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  made a baby right then and there. Of her on Twitter
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  and reels and things like that, where the whole
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  concept was like, look at this terrible mom.
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  Yeah, you are a pretty bad mom. This terrible
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  dad. Many, many millions of views. I would say
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  she's a better parent than Adam, though. Adam's
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  a scumbag! And we all know that. It's not a rocket
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  science. You just look at the guy and you're
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  like, get away from me. They're just so annoying
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  and they cum. On these things. And it's like,
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  because I was already a sex worker and I was
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  fucking my husband and then all of a sudden I
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  fucked someone else. Oh, yeah. And now I'm a
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  bad, I mean, they already called me a bad mom
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  before. No, you're even worse of a mom. Call
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  Child Protective Services. But now it's more
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  so. Whatever, man. They are so repulsive. I don't
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  donate to them. It's illusion. Lena the Plug
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  reveals to Holly Randall that after the backlash
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  surrounding the scene she made with Jason Love,
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  No! Happy Hot Topic! Ethan Slater steps out for
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  his first public appearance after his split from
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  Ariana Grande. What a loser! Not only did you
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  lose your high school sweetheart that had your
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  back during the ups and downs, but no! You lost
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  Ariana, did you? Was it Was it worth him? I bet
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  it totally was worth it. To ruin a nice nuclear
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  family you had. To be with Ariana. A relationship
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  that begins on infidelity. Always ends on infidelity.
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  But that wasn't true. And for some reason, she's
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  like a millennial, um, what's her name? She likes
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  married men. Just days after news broke that
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  Ethan and Ariana ended their relationship, the
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  Wicked star makes his first public appearance
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  at Shakespeare in the Park's Romeo and Juliet
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  at the Delacorte Theater in New York City's Central
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  Park on June 11. Reminds me of that rap song.
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  Romeo and Juliet! Hot sex! For the outing, Ethan
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  keeps his look casual, wearing a white t -shirt,
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  black pants, and white sneakers on the green
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  carpet at the event. You know how he played Spongebob?
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  I bet Ariana cheated him with Patrick! You know,
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  Patrick and Squidward probably ran a train on
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  her! Almost four years after the pair met on
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  the set of Wicked in 2022, as be - Oh yeah, it
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  was such a - I'm wondering if she's hooking up
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  with that black girl from the movie. Yeah, I
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  kinda had that feeling. We hadn't heard from
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  them recently. They've been radio silent. We
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  didn't hear anything. Not at all. Yeah, you don't
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  say. A relationship that began without morals
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  ending like that? No way! Breaking news! Having
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  made fewer public appearances as a couple in
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  recent months. Oh, good luck, Ethan. You'll always
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  be known as a cheater. And a loser! Your peak's
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  doing wicked in SpongeBob, you moron. SpongeBob!
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  SpongeBob! Lena the Plug reveals to Holly Randall
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  that after the backlash surrounding the scene
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  she made with Jason Love, I'm so sick and tired.
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  Listen, do I think that Taylor Swift should have
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  been courtside? I mean, they did it for attention,
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  and they got Toy Story 5 coming out. This is
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  all publicity stunt. I know she's quote -unquote
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  the next thing. I don't believe it. But Hank
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  Azaria got free tickets to the Knicks fan, to
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  the Knicks game, but he was mad that he wasn't
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  courtside. And Hank Azaria, he played rock murder.
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  He did voices on the Simpsons. He's such a douche
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  for doing this. He was complaining about Taylor
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  Swift. Dad, of course she's going to be courtside
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  over you. You're famous, but you're not that
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  famous. I'll tell you the one that bothered me.
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  What is it with Taylor Swift? Lime. Because you're
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  a boomer. And you think you're so famous. Why?
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  She just got here. She's the hugest thing in
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  the world. Yeah, that's not the thing right there.
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  You just said it. As much as I can't stand a
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  woman, she is the hugest thing in the world.
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  And you're not. I'm going to sit with her all
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  through the NFL, and now she's at the guarding.
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  I mean, it is annoying when they show her, but
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  I get why they do it. Do I like it? No. But do
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  I get it? Yes. Come on. Wow. She gets four seats,
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  her three friends. It's total bandwagon. Totally,
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  I agree. I agree. But the fact that he still
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  got free tickets and was able to go to the game,
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  shut up. Hank has been there since the 70s. Oh,
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  good for you. As much as I can't stand bandwagoners,
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  you know what's even worse than a bandwagoner?
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  It's somebody that's like, oh, I've been watching
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  since the Walt Frazier days. Good for freaking
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  you. He's the voice actor for a generation. Like,
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  this is, oh, wow, you did The Simpsons. Show
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  that's been on 20 years too long. And you did
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  a funny show like Brockmire where you're playing
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  yourself. Shut up. The man continues to be someone
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  who stars in movies for the better part of 35,
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  40 years. Not that I question why she'd get the
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  seat. I'm just tired of the whole Taylor Swift
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  story. She did have three seats. I got the guest
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  list in front of me right now. God, the Levitard
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  show is so annoying. Although in the background,
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  you know how there's the radio station WFAN?
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  They have WFAT. Yeah, I don't know, Doug. These
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  celebrities, like even Fat Joe, let's talk about
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  the Joe Barton seats because he's in the fourth
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  row. You're all losers, dude. Who cares? Hey,
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  Gazaria, you lived a life. Show your ass. Lena
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  the Plug reveals to Holly Randall that after
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  the backlash surrounding the scene she made with
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  Jason Love, Draymond Green saying he's not a
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  dirty player and European players like Wemby
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  are dirty. Wemby can be dirty, Draymond, but
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  so are you. his leg while he was setting the
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  screen. I don't know why anyone would be jumping
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  on the screen like that. But here's what I will
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  say. Victor Wimmy -Yama's a great player. Victor
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  Wimmy -Yama's a European player. And I've been
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  on record saying European players are dirty.
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  And everybody's like, Draymond shouldn't say
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  that. And I told y 'all, no, Draymond will fuck
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  you up. I'm not dirty. This is completely dirty.
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  Dude, you are so dirty. You hit someone in the
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  balls, and you also get into fights off the court,
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  and you also punch Jordan and pull in the face.
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  Shut your ass. It's a different thing, and I
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  don't think anyone that I play against will tell
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  you, man, he dirty. Yeah, I don't know if that's
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  true, but that's Kevin Durant. Let's ask Jordan
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  Poole. Let's ask Klay Thompson. It's because
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  you've been kissed, your ass has been kissed
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  for 14 years by Steve Kerr that you believe you're
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  not sane. Shut up. You're annoying. No, I ain't
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  dirty. That's a different thing. I will mess
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  you up, though. Victor Wimiyama. Yeah, that's
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  called being dirty. This is a European player.
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  They are a bit dirty. It's why beating France
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  in France was such a big deal. I agree with that.
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  Europeans want to own our game. And they are
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  a bit dirty. And so I've said this before and
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  everybody's like, you can say one person's dirty,
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  but to say you're not dirty is a lie. You're
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  lying to us right now. Hey, man, I shouldn't
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  say that. He can't say that. He's dirty. No,
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  I'm not. You are dirty, dude. I will mess you
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  up. Yes, you're telling us you're dirty. If you've
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  got to shut up. All you do in your career, it
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  feels like, since you started the podcast, is
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  say these bombastic things and do things on the
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  court so you have something to talk about. You
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  don't care. Sure, because you deserve to get
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  jacked up. It's a completely different thing
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  than doing sneaky, dirty stuff. Shut up. God,
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  you're the worst. Show your ass. Blah, blah,
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  blah, blah, blah. You know what I mean, dude?
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  Like, shut up. You're annoying. Dude, what are
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  you doing? Come on. All right, then. Lena the
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  Plug reveals to Holly Randall that after the
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  backlash surrounding the scene she made with
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  Jason Love. And then there's this headline right
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  here. I swear, I am convinced that Ron DeSantis
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  is in the closet. He's like the political version
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  of Boozy, who's always talking about gay stuff.
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  If you're obsessing that much about things that
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  are gay, you're probably gay. Now, there's no
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  exact proof, but look at even how the Santa's
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  talk. They feel passionate. And there's this
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  right here. Right here is the proclamation from
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  Governor Ron DeSantis declaring the month of
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  June Faith and Family Month. Yeah, I don't think
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  faith should be involved in politics. I know
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  it's kind of what it began on, but we all know
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  that God's fake. And he's just doing this to
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  try to outshine Pride Month. I don't know why
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  people care what people do with their bodies.
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  You're weirdos! But some city leaders in the
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  Bay Area are taking a different approach. Of
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  course they are. It's stupid. He's trying to
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  make fun of Pride Month is what he's doing. With
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  their own proclamation. The governor declared
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  his proclamation earlier this week with supporters
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  praising the message on social media. Yeah, everybody
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  that wants penis liked it. While groups like
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  Equality Florida say the proclamation may be
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  sending a different message. Of course it does.
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  If it was in like July, but he's trying to look
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  over or take over Pride Month. That's what he's
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  doing. Oh my God, I'm Ron DeSantis. You know
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  he likes peanuts. The governor doesn't have a
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  monopoly on faith and family, and we know that
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  there are LGBTQ people of faith. There are LGBTQ
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  families across the state. I agree with that.
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  There is malware with equality. Florida is calling
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  the proclamation overly narrow. It's stupid.
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  I just, I really wish I believed in God, because
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  it does seem like, even as hateful as they are,
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  that religious people that believe in God are
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  a lot happier. Oh my God. I'm straight up atheist.
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  I've had a lot of death around me. All my grandparents
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  died by my time in 10th grade. I was the last
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  person to talk to my grandpa. My dad died. So
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  a lot of death is thrown at me and I don't think
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  they're anywhere. It's nonsense. There's not
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  a reason that we need to try to pit these groups
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  against each other. Yeah, who cares? If someone
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  wants to have sex with the same gender, who cares?
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  The debate comes as Pride Month celebrations
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  ramp up statewide. In St. Petersburg, city leaders
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  are taking their own approach. introducing their
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  own proclamation that recognizes June as inclusive.
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  Hell yeah! I got you, dog! Family and faith come
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  up. We can love all God's children, and we can
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  celebrate all God's people all in the same month.
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  I agree! Conversation reflects a broader political
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  divide in Florida. Intentions legislative session
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  with debates centered around DEI policies. Oh
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  my god! Who cares about DEI? Who cares about
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  gay rights? Who cares? You barely rebuilt the
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  area after the hurricane. You're a loser, DeSantis!
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  We are, after all, the state where woke goes
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  to die. This year alone - Shut the fuck up! I'm
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  so sick of the word woke! It means equal rights,
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  and you're against it because you're probably
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  in the closet. Shut your ass! Hey! Oh, yeah.
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  Let me press this button. All right. And now,
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  back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's
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  prep begins now. Loud. Rude. aggressive and those
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  are his good qualities a sick person with a powerful
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  mom and you're listening to hoppy hour welcome
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  no no if i hit this button boom the whole program's
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  for something completely different. Hoppy Hour
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  starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This
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  is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. weed up now we flying
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  it's time for Hoppy's Inbox only on Hoppy Hour
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  with Ryan Hoppy my freaking inbox blew up over
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  the past 24 hours by the way This is the 150th
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  show I've done between Hoppy Hour and Hammer
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  and Hank, so... The first comment was on TikTok,
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  and someone said, this has to be a bot. Yeah.
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  I do feel like a bot sometimes. And someone messaged
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  me, yo bro, this is before the Knicks game. I
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  remember when you said that Brunson tore your
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  high school apart. Now he's about to be a champion.
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  And we'll get to that and more. I'm sure anybody
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  from my high school that listens to this probably
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  sick of me talking about it. Anyhow, before I
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  get to that, I want to see what's going on with
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  Instagram. 42Doug responds to Young Jock feeling
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  disrespected over his lyrics. That verse ain't
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  about none. What a low move by 42 Doug. You rattle
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  it about a young jock being broken and you don't
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  stick by it. I like that. Oh. My favorite porn
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  star is known as Indica Flower. Reveals one of
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  the main reasons why she went into porn. Why
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  do you do... Well, I love being on camera. I'm
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  definitely like a natural born entertainer. Oh,
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  yeah, you definitely are entertaining, honey.
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  I did musical theater in high school. Why are
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  you going from musical theater to getting plowed?
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  It's quite the transition. I just love to be
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  the entertainment or the center of attention.
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  There you go. Bingo. the entertainment or the
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  center of attention um and i think that that's
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  like a big part of it i just love of being on
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  camera um but then also i think that it like
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  satisfies my hypersexuality i think oh yeah something
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  happened in a childhood that it helps kind of
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  like reel that in a lot because i have like a
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  safe productive outlet for that whereas you know
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  without my job I don't know what my outlet would
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  be for that. Yeah, she's pretty much saying she
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  doesn't have talent, but hey, I'm pretty good
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  at pretending I like men. I saw this headline
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  here, and I swear to God, Seth Rogen, all these
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  guys as they've gotten older, all these actors
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  from that era, Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, Ben Starr,
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  all these guys. I'm not getting political, but
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  there's something about them being liberal. They
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  just become absolutely insufferable. They think
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  they're better than you. They think their opinion
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  matters. And he is talking about his friendship
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  with James Franco. I'm going to ask you about...
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  I hate these stupid podcasters too that are like
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  so afraid to ask the freaking question. Like
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  she's like walking over eggshells. Just ask it.
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  A friendship that you did have a public break
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  with, which was your friendship with James Franco.
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  Oh yeah, he does not want to talk about it because
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  he's a coward. After allegations of sexual misconduct
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  were leveled against him. I'm curious about how
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  you work through that decision. And did that
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  change the way you think? Because you'd rather
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  be cool in Hollywood than be loyal. You're a
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  douche. I smoke weed. Think about friendship
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  at all? I mean, I'm trying to think. He doesn't
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  care. He's a narcissist. How much I want to personally
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  share about this. Maybe you should have gone
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  on a podcast, man. You're a cowardly, sly man.
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  I understand that. Shut up, too. You're an ass
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  kisser. All these interviewers kiss ass. Shut
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  up. The reason I ask is this. I think it's a...
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  Because it's an interesting question. What are
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  you going to talk about? Smoking weed? We are
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  still grappling with if and how we allow people
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  who behave badly back into our lives. Yeah, I
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  don't know. I mean, didn't James talk about forgiveness
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  or whatever? Back into the culture. And so I
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  was sort of... Of course, this is like the frigging
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  telegraphs podcast. It's just so woke and stupid.
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  I just said woke like a douche. Wondering about,
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  you know, what was a very seminal relationship
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  for you? Yeah, like... Yeah. I honestly think
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  the nuance of it is too personal for me to get
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  into, right? Because you're a coward! You'd rather
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  be accepted by the rich and elite than be a friend
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  that tries to help rehabilitate somebody. You
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  were never his friend. You're a douche. Now,
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  like... It is a very personal... thing but then
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  don't go on a podcast what do you think they're
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  gonna ask you about make it super bad i think
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  there's like the public facing side of it which
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  i've spoken you know what dude james franco carried
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  you in every role you ever had you are made without
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  him you have not been relevant about and and
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  and i And I have the same. I'm so sick of him.
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  It is so insane. I don't know if it's like when
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  they lose weight or they get older. All these
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  guys just become so hateable. Somewhere to go.
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  It's like, God, you're a douche. You're a douchey
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  douche. Well said, Ryan. Here's a woman explaining
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  why men should not go to therapy. I'm telling
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  you, if I didn't go to therapy, I'd be even crazier.
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  I just see women doing so much. And I see men
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  not doing so much. Let's get in. Oh yeah, we
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  totally don't do anything, bitch. Do this for
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  a minute, okay? Frickin' hag. Yes! So I'm a therapist,
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  I'm a human being, I'm divorced, etc. And you're
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  making a video in your car. So you're a loser!
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  Mm -hmm. In my 30s, so this is... You're a washed
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  -up hag in your 30s that the therapist making
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  a video in your car with your seatbelt on. Not
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  that interesting, honey. My context. Women don't
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  get to drop balls. Oh, yeah, I'm not dropping.
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  As I get older. Ironic. They step up to the plate.
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  Oh, and men don't? You know what? I just, you
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  know what? I think it was said, I don't know
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  the name of that guy, something Hammer, Caleb
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  Hammer or something, that was on Joe Rogan recently
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  and saying that he's never seen women and men
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  divided as much as Gen Z. This is what I'm talking
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  about. She probably was the problem in a marriage.
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  It was never her fault. And why is it always
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  the therapist? Because it's women that think
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  that because they got a degree that they can
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  read men. When they don't know deadly squat about
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  it. Their kids are sick. They're going to take
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  care of them. Their kids need something. They're
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  going to do it. Unequal labor distribution. I
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  don't want to listen to you, bitch. I'm sick
• 24:29
  of you. So ridiculous. You know how they went
• 24:33
  in 2018 and they were like, oh, it's hard to
• 24:36
  be a man. Is there going to be a Me Too movement?
• 24:38
  No, it's actually hard to be a guy. It's ridiculous.
• 24:44
  Anyhow, I did not sleep well last night. I...
• 24:48
  Staying up, watching Jim Bronson blow his ass
• 24:52
  off. And then I did this thing known as get out
• 24:58
  of bed at like 2 and I woke up at 10 a .m. And
• 25:00
  I'm just not, I just said, if you're pissing
• 25:02
  me off, you're going to be in my wrath. This
• 25:07
  is me on finding out about toxic relationships.
• 25:09
  Why do girls continue to stay in like crazy toxic
• 25:13
  relationships? Like, do they like it? You know,
• 25:15
  it's not, that you like it. It's just that for
• 25:18
  me, in my situation, I just felt like I was never
• 25:21
  gonna find somebody else. I feel that, bitch.
• 25:25
  And you, it just becomes, you start getting used
• 25:28
  to that person. You seeing that person every
• 25:30
  day. You texting that person every day. Yeah,
• 25:33
  and then you wonder... Oh, this one guy I was
• 25:36
  with for seven years too long. He represents
• 25:38
  all men. And, you know, it's just that attachment.
• 25:44
  You have some attachment that no matter what,
• 25:47
  you don't want to leave that. It's called, I
• 25:51
  don't know, manipulation or whatever. Not taking
• 25:53
  accountability. It's never here for them. I love
• 25:57
  when a man's in a relationship, the women are
• 25:59
  like, oh, the man has to take accountability.
• 26:02
  Then when a woman doesn't, it's like, oh, she's
• 26:04
  just being a feminist. Got it. Nicole Richie
• 26:11
  and Paris Hilton both revealed their type of
• 26:13
  favorite guys growing up. What was your type
• 26:17
  back then? People who cheat, I guess. There you
• 26:21
  go. That's all you need to know. again I know
• 26:28
  I said that I've retired from dating apps that
• 26:31
  might be a little bit of a hypocrite it's fine
• 26:35
  but my god out here in this world it's out of
• 26:40
  fucking control we don't have any emotions we're
• 26:45
  just men what do we know nothing but whatever
• 26:52
  There's a woman saying why you should touch your
• 26:54
  husband. Touch your husband. Like, that's it.
• 26:56
  Just touch him. Most husbands are not starving
• 26:59
  for physical intimacy, which of course, yes,
• 27:01
  they would love. But at the very least, they
• 27:03
  are starving for touch. For a wife to wrap her
• 27:06
  arms around him when he least expects it. Nothing
• 27:08
  better. Kiss him for no other reason than just
• 27:11
  wanting him. Somewhere between diaper changes,
• 27:13
  dinner time, and I'm too tired, a lot of women
• 27:17
  stop touching their husbands like they used to.
• 27:19
  And then they wonder why they got cheated on.
• 27:21
  Right or wrong? Oh, but it's always a myth. Vanessa
• 27:26
  Trump says that she's feeling the best she can
• 27:31
  for having breast cancer. Austin Metcalf's dad
• 27:35
  is making videos. Not really helping his gods.
• 27:39
  Alex Earl is looking like a hot piece of ass
• 27:42
  out and about. Some dude named Gavin Magnus is
• 27:49
  dating the OnlyFans star Piper Rochon. A hot
• 27:53
  dog down the hallway. And Jockeys calls out Lecrae
• 27:58
  for talking smack, saying you are a gospel singer.
• 28:04
  Here's a recap of what's, not really what's going
• 28:07
  on if it's in the past, but the relationship
• 28:08
  between Klay Thompson and Magnus Stein. If you
• 28:12
  knew her past, you would not be this happy. Unless
• 28:17
  you're just a cuck and you accept it. Let's continue.
• 28:19
  She got cracked by Tory and couldn't accept that
• 28:22
  he just had the hose and he also cracked her
• 28:25
  friend. So she made up a story and put him in
• 28:27
  jail. I don't know if she made up a story, but
• 28:30
  I'm not going to play this. You know, I think
• 28:34
  that Megan is dead. It's frigging annoying. Of
• 28:37
  course, she never shuts up. She doesn't deserve
• 28:40
  to get shot at. Here is a woman breaking down
• 28:46
  the truth in marriage. That's, I think, exactly
• 28:49
  the whole problem is that women will say, oh,
• 28:53
  I have no problem obeying my husband if he's
• 28:57
  worthy or if he's respectable. But the moment
• 29:01
  that I disagree that he's, or I'm not obeying,
• 29:05
  like, if he's not obeying God, I feel like he's
• 29:08
  calling me to do or asking me to do something
• 29:10
  that. All right. Today's like grumpy day. First
• 29:14
  of all, this is my 15th day in a row recording.
• 29:17
  So I'm a little burnt out. All because I'm addicted
• 29:20
  to entertaining you. I don't really sleep well.
• 29:24
  I don't feel well. I don't know. I don't know.
• 29:30
  The streamer Cuffem tells Neon to break up with
• 29:34
  Alabama Barker. They were never dating! She's
• 29:38
  banging other guys! I speak for all neon lawyers
• 29:41
  when I say this is your fifth gamble stream in
• 29:43
  a row, and Alabama Baca changed you for the worse.
• 29:47
  Here comes Neon. Oh my God. You know who Neon
• 29:54
  is? This is an inside radio reference that unless
• 29:58
  you're in San Antonio, Tampa, or Tulsa, you're
• 30:01
  not going to know what this means. He is Nard
• 30:04
  from Billy Madison. Oh my God. Just say, bitches,
• 30:08
  Billy. I just figured it out. Most of the people
• 30:12
  won't get it, but he's big. He's Nard from Billy
• 30:16
  Madison. Whenever Nard or whenever Billy and
• 30:19
  Derek will be talking about Tracy. No, don't
• 30:23
  say that. What do you mean? He's Nard. You done,
• 30:28
  fat ass? Oh, my God. Did Neon grow up listening
• 30:34
  to Billy Madison? It's the old Neon. That used
• 30:36
  to crash out. You don't even know what you're
• 30:39
  talking about, bro. Oh, my God. This is the Billy
• 30:42
  Madison show on the team. Drop Alabama. Disney,
• 30:45
  do Spank a Hot Bitch Friday and call it a day.
• 30:47
  Barker, she's ruining you. She really is. And
• 30:50
  there's this thing. You know what? I cringe when
• 30:52
  I see these 20 -year -olds like him and Wemby
• 30:55
  that take no accountability and don't listen.
• 30:58
  Because I was like that. Now I kind of get why
• 31:02
  Kelton didn't like me the first time. The second
• 31:04
  time, he backstabbed me, but the first time,
• 31:06
  I get it. You don't know what you're talking
• 31:09
  about, bro. Oh, my God. This is Billy, man. Bitches.
• 31:12
  Billy. I'm Billy Madison. I had sex with your
• 31:16
  wife, Nard. You don't know what you're talking
• 31:18
  about, bro. You're a pussy whip. You do everything
• 31:21
  for TikTok clips. You don't care about the OGs
• 31:24
  like us anymore. Yeah. What are you going to
• 31:27
  say to that, Nard? And you're not even trying
• 31:30
  to get a streaming university? What do you think
• 31:33
  we're going to do? I don't know about the streaming
• 31:35
  university, but yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I like
• 31:45
  Billy Madison. I know he didn't get the best
• 31:47
  ratings in Tampa, but it was one of the first
• 31:49
  shows I heard about, and it was just so... It's
• 31:52
  not stupid. It's actually brilliant, because
• 31:53
  Billy supposedly off -air is a very nice guy
• 31:55
  and quiet, but I love that. I love some good
• 31:59
  love right here. You know I do. That's all this
• 32:04
  show is. Mia Malkova says that the only penis
• 32:11
  she was afraid of was mandinas. experiences,
• 32:14
  but the only one that really, really scared me
• 32:17
  was Mandingo. That was like, do you know who
• 32:19
  that is? Yeah. Oh, yeah, he's got a big one.
• 32:22
  That thing was just massive, terrifying. I'm
• 32:25
  sorry, Mandingo. It's too big. So it was too
• 32:28
  scary. It was too, well, I. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 32:30
  He's flying. It's kind of hard for some of them.
• 32:33
  Mm -hmm. Here is Charles Barkley on Sidney Sweeney.
• 32:39
  Pre -game, but don't despair. We're just going
• 32:42
  to show up on ABC. Right around the corner. That
• 32:47
  was them. The headline from Barstow was FCC violation.
• 32:55
  You know they told him not to come in them booms.
• 32:59
  Here's Chelsea Handler saying she never gets
• 33:02
  married because she likes to dope and mean from
• 33:04
  the beginning of her relationship. I get what
• 33:06
  she's saying. But the breakup, the opposite of
• 33:10
  the dopamine, is no good. You've never been married?
• 33:17
  No, never. Yeah, it's probably because no one
• 33:19
  wants to marry you, honey. You slept your way
• 33:23
  to the top. Want to get married? No, we don't,
• 33:25
  no. There you go. She doesn't want to get married.
• 33:30
  She's one of those women that's like, I do it
• 33:33
  by choice. No. You do it because there's no guy
• 33:38
  really going, oh, my God, I want to marry him.
• 33:42
  Anyway, all right. That's all we got here. This
• 33:45
  is sad news. Longtime WABC News anchor Bill Ritter
• 33:50
  is stepping down from his post at Eyewitness
• 33:53
  News. Yeah, this is real sad. During the June
• 33:57
  12th edition of ABC7 New York's newscast, the
• 34:01
  veteran journalist announces that he has been
• 34:03
  diagnosed with early stage Alzheimer's disease.
• 34:06
  Yeah, so that must mean it's getting really bad
• 34:08
  if he's stepping down, because usually you would
• 34:10
  want to fight to the end. I'm not saying he's
• 34:12
  not a fighter, but that must be really very embarrassing.
• 34:16
  The 76 -year -old shares the news during an emotional
• 34:20
  message on air telling viewers. What the fuck?
• 34:24
  Why are you reading it, bitch? Why are you? Why
• 34:29
  do they do this in E! News? They'll sometimes
• 34:31
  play the clip. I don't want to hear this monotone
• 34:33
  woman. Let me see if I can get the actual clip.
• 34:37
  What the fuck? You sound nothing like him. Here
• 34:42
  it is. Here's the actual clip. I'd like to share
• 34:48
  a very personal message with you. You remember
• 34:51
  that last year, well, some of you will, I turned
• 34:53
  75 and I thought it was time to cut back a bit.
• 34:58
  After so many years, I stopped anchoring the
• 35:01
  11 o 'clock and then later the 5 o 'clock news.
• 35:05
  My goal was to spend more time with my family.
• 35:08
  Well, a year ago, I became a grandfather, thanks
• 35:11
  to my oldest daughter. And later this summer,
• 35:13
  I'll have a second grandchild, thanks to my son.
• 35:17
  And in a year from now, my youngest daughter,
• 35:20
  will graduate high school. But spending more
• 35:23
  time with my family has now become even more
• 35:26
  important because my life has taken a turn. After
• 35:30
  a series of tests, my doctors have told me I
• 35:33
  have Alzheimer's. This is called early stage
• 35:37
  Alzheimer's. And they say the treatments I'm
• 35:40
  getting are keeping it at bay, at least for now.
• 35:43
  So I wish you the best. I would prefer they play
• 35:46
  that over if this reporter from W... Shut up!
• 35:51
  You got any shoes or anything on you? Are you
• 35:54
  f***ing with me, man? I'm not. This morning,
• 35:56
  a Florida husband and father is suing multiple
• 35:59
  law enforcement agencies after being wrongfully
• 36:01
  arrested, he says, due to a flawed AI facial
• 36:04
  recognition technology. I don't wish this on
• 36:06
  my... You don't tell me AI's not perfect. This
• 36:09
  is companies. Mm -hmm. Trying to save money and
• 36:14
  it's, you know, not working. Tell you what, man,
• 36:19
  I'm going to put you in the front. Police body
• 36:23
  camera video obtained by our affiliate. Of course,
• 36:25
  of course, it'd be Florida. Ghost news showing
• 36:28
  the 2024 arrest outside Robert Dillon's home.
• 36:31
  The biggest problem is these pigs and cops will,
• 36:34
  you know, get away with it either way. I was
• 36:37
  basically telling them this is crazy. I have
• 36:40
  no idea. I'm sorry that happened, bud. We got
• 36:43
  a Florida cop, sir. Oh, good job! This morning,
• 36:48
  golfing legend Phil Mickelson's camp downplaying
• 36:51
  allegations of misconduct involving a female
• 36:54
  employee at a California golf club that reportedly
• 36:57
  got the 55 -year -old kicked out. According to
• 37:00
  this golf - Yeah, he just looks like a loser.
• 37:03
  Digest reports citing anonymous sources, Mickelson
• 37:07
  approached a woman at the farm's golf club outside
• 37:09
  San Diego this past spring and allegedly made,
• 37:12
  quote, non -consensual and inappropriate physical
• 37:15
  contact. Isn't that just another day on the golf
• 37:18
  course? Hoppy Hour. Hoppy Hour. It's time for
• 37:28
  Hoppy in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy
• 37:36
  Hour will be right back. You probably had Taco
• 37:38
  Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, um,
• 37:42
  we always smell. And we'll call it a day. The
• 37:49
  semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't
• 37:51
  feel like listening to this next song, you can
• 37:54
  skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes
• 37:57
  pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.
• 38:00
  Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right
• 38:03
  back. Turn me up a little bit. When that music
• 38:06
  comes in, it gets loud. Swizzy! Yes! you would
• 38:34
  think i was on roids Though I might pick up some
• 38:46
  weight when I'm running through your space We
• 38:49
  ain't on the clear, we on the runway, you're
• 38:52
  back to back, yeah It's Miss No More Drama and
• 38:57
  Barack Obama, I promise to be honest You put
• 39:01
  my life on these tracks, you act like y 'all
• 39:04
  wanna pay me for the fact You know where the
• 39:17
  hell I'm from I'm from the bottom, so I do this
• 39:19
  for the diapers I'm quick, fast, turn the big
• 39:22
  apple into cider I do this, I'm a writer and
• 39:26
  a writer I spew it cause I'm nicer, but I do
• 39:28
  this for the lifers I'm a writer and a writer
• 39:32
  I spew it cause I'm nicer, but I do it for the
• 39:34
  lifers Get your hands up, hands up, hands up
• 39:49
  higher Get your hands up, hands up, hands up
• 39:52
  higher You, you, you, you You probably never
• 40:01
  see again Somebody so deadly be of the pen Viva
• 40:06
  jovito, vadeno, muy bien Big up to Biggie if
• 40:09
  I gotta do it for them Make these bars reach
• 40:19
  through your bars And mind, when marriage sing,
• 40:21
  it heals your heart Like, God's only stands fill
• 40:25
  you up Love is a battlefield, we all get scars
• 40:28
  I put my heart into this This is much more than
• 40:33
  market to music The reason I gotta market to
• 40:37
  do this Is people going through pain, I'm just
• 40:39
  walking through this This ain't no marketed music
• 40:43
  People going through pain, I'm just talking to
• 40:46
  you If you're trying for your love, this will
• 41:12
  all be a dream And you made our dream come true
• 41:15
  That's why y 'all don't need to thank us Cause
• 41:19
  we do this all for you We knew what you were
• 41:23
  going through We knew what you were going through
• 41:26
  We knew what you were going through We knew what
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  you were going through We knew what you were
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  going through We knew what you were going through
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  We knew what you were going through We knew what
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  going through We knew what you were going through
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  going through We knew what you were going through
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  going through We knew what you were going through
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  We knew what you were going through We knew what
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  you were going through Different J's, different
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  B's Different A's, different O's, different B's
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  Different M's, different J's, different B's Different
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  A's, different O's, different B's Knock em out
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  the box, knock em out the box Knock em out the
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  box, knock em out the box Knock em out the box,
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  knock em out the box Knock em out the box, knock
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  em out the box Good night, good night, good night,
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  good night Good night, good night, good night,
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  good night Uh, yeah, it's Jay -Z and I'm Mary
• 42:50
  J. Blige with You're Welcome Welcome to In your
• 43:03
  heart, you know where you are going. Now for
• 43:06
  something completely different. Door is closing.
• 43:12
  Door is closing. Ladies and gentlemen, here it
• 44:03
  is, the most recent radio show on the planet,
• 44:07
  and the other stations are tuned in too. Ryan
• 44:46
  Harvey on the mic, breaking down the scenes.
• 44:49
  NBA drama, living out the dreams. Fancy wives
• 44:52
  wild, stories about the queens. Dropping dollars,
• 44:55
  bombs all in on the schemes. These fools, man,
• 44:58
  he knows it all. Screw scandals to the core,
• 45:01
  rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll have a ball.
• 45:05
  Hoppy Owl got that shock and awe. MJ to Kobe,
• 45:08
  legends in the game. Shaq's big presence, crew
• 45:11
  hall of fame. Hoppy spills the tea, ain't playing
• 45:14
  tame. Behind the curtain. I know where we begin.
• 45:22
  So much happening. So last night, it was the
• 45:27
  New York Knicks beating the San Antonio Spurs.
• 45:32
  But first, James Harden was arrested for unlawfully
• 45:35
  carrying a gun. That's not good. Now we'll get
• 45:40
  to all this. Let me see here. One, two, three.
• 45:43
  About 30 clips we're going to play. NBA. On NBA.
• 45:49
  On NBA. It's going to be all over the place because
• 46:08
  I got so much to get into here. But if you want
• 46:11
  to hear more organized sports talk, go turn on
• 46:13
  freaking Mad Dog Radio on Sirius, okay? You know
• 46:17
  what you're getting here. Mm -hmm. Here's Jeremy
• 46:32
  Lin on the Carmelo podcast saying why sitting
• 46:35
  out of the Knicks heat game was such a big controversy.
• 46:38
  Was it something that you would have loved to
• 46:40
  see differently from me as your teammate in those
• 46:43
  moments? We talked about. Yeah, everything. You
• 46:46
  were a douche bag. This over the phone. Towards
• 46:50
  the end of the conversation, I was like, man,
• 46:51
  I just got to bring in one thing. When I. was
• 46:54
  trying to come back for the playoffs against
• 46:57
  the miami heat i wasn't ready to play physically
• 47:01
  like i wasn't gonna help the team like i was
• 47:03
  really dealing with a serious thing where it's
• 47:05
  like i didn't have my step i didn't have my explosiveness
• 47:07
  and i was like you know i'm gonna try to play
• 47:09
  anyways i'm getting ready i'm like i'm gonna
• 47:10
  try to figure it out i just get out there and
• 47:13
  like melo and a couple other ogs pulled me to
• 47:16
  the side and we had a talk and they're like yo
• 47:18
  like this isn't the move and they were trying
• 47:20
  to protect me it's something that i all right
• 47:23
  so there's that what do we have here i'm trying
• 47:30
  to get the non -nba final stuff that i have here
• 47:32
  out of the way demar the rose and says rudy gay
• 47:36
  laughed twice when getting traded to the spurs
• 47:38
  i get traded from toronto in the middle of the
• 47:41
  night I'm sick. I'm high. I'm walking down the
• 47:44
  street. I'm sitting in the fucking fast food
• 47:46
  parking lot, right? I called two people. First
• 47:49
  person I called to tell was Kyle Lowry. Second,
• 47:52
  I called this motherfucker, right? I said, yeah,
• 47:55
  bro. These niggas just traded me. Nigga said...
• 47:59
  Alright, I'm uncomfortable. So there's that.
• 48:06
  Here is Jalen Brunson after he won the finals.
• 48:09
  We can talk about it now. You're a champion.
• 48:12
  Lisa Salter's always asked the stupidest questions.
• 48:15
  I don't even think she's dumb. I just don't think
• 48:17
  she knows what to ask. You can be smart, but
• 48:19
  not good at your job. What is this moment feeling
• 48:23
  like to you? I think he swore because he said
• 48:32
  something and it was muted. Weird. Take your
• 48:39
  time. Take your time. You've waited a long time
• 48:41
  for this. He literally probably won in elementary
• 48:45
  school. He probably won in middle school. He
• 48:49
  definitely won in high school and was named Mr.
• 48:52
  Illinois best basketball player. He won twice
• 48:55
  in Philadelphia. And he went to the NBA. I mean,
• 48:58
  he's just a winner. I got no words. So there's
• 49:03
  that. I got to sneeze real quick. It was a sneeze,
• 49:10
  but I never sneeze like that. This is adorable.
• 49:12
  We all know Monica McNutt. Talking smack about
• 49:18
  Swift when the mic was on. Here is Jalen defending
• 49:21
  her. He's like bumping into her, busting her
• 49:27
  balls. This is where you know he's a little drunk.
• 49:36
  I just want to say something to the Swifties.
• 49:39
  She's a really good one. Cut her some slack.
• 49:42
  It's all good. I promise. Because they're losers!
• 49:50
  She doesn't care about you. Here's Carl Anthony
• 49:53
  Towne shouting on his mom. Divine inspiration
• 49:55
  in the course of this playoff run for you. Can
• 49:59
  you put that into words for me? You know, you
• 50:02
  work your whole life for this moment. Throughout
• 50:04
  my career, I've seen myself fall down. People
• 50:07
  tell me to stay down and I got back up. Even
• 50:09
  when I was in the mud and I kept putting my left
• 50:11
  foot in the mud. In front of my right foot. I
• 50:14
  kept trusting God. Oh, stop! He's not real! I
• 50:19
  kept trusting my faith. I kept trusting the word.
• 50:21
  I will never get that God thing, man. Like we
• 50:24
  this team has always said since the beginning.
• 50:26
  It is written. Damn. All because of God. Can
• 50:33
  God make food prices go down, please? Here is
• 50:38
  Mike Brown saying, who let the dogs out? I never
• 50:47
  would have thought, I never thought I'd see the
• 50:49
  day where the Knicks are, where a New York team
• 50:51
  is more likable than a San Antonio team. That's
• 50:59
  adorable. What else am I going to hear? I'm hearing
• 51:01
  my vape. Here's a Jay Lee Bronson talking about
• 51:06
  his work ethic. I got no words. Everything I
• 51:14
  ever dreamed of. You're obviously feeling a lot
• 51:17
  of emotions. Can you tell me just what you're
• 51:19
  feeling? You don't say, Lisa. I don't know what
• 51:22
  I'm feeling. I'm just like, I'm in awe. I don't
• 51:28
  know. Whenever someone counters out, we find
• 51:33
  a way to come back and do something about it.
• 51:36
  When the championship was on the line, you took
• 51:39
  over the game, really. Especially in the fourth
• 51:42
  quarter, 15 points in the fourth quarter. Just
• 51:45
  what were you saying to yourself about finishing
• 51:47
  this tonight? He's about to finish his life tonight.
• 51:54
  My confidence comes from my work ethic. Every
• 51:57
  time I got the ball, All I can think about is
• 52:00
  all the hours in the summer. For every summer
• 52:04
  I had since I ever could remember. Making this
• 52:07
  a reality. So. Jesus. So much more to like about
• 52:13
  it than Wemby. And we'll get to Wemby in a second.
• 52:15
  Never had the ball. I'm just thinking about just
• 52:17
  me alone in the gym. So there's that. And then
• 52:20
  here's Patrick Ewing, because he's an ambassador.
• 52:22
  We know they were injured for the finals. To
• 52:25
  watch this team now in the finals, and to do
• 52:28
  it in five games, how do you sum up what you
• 52:31
  witnessed from this team? You know, I feel blessed
• 52:35
  to be back here as a part of the organization.
• 52:39
  I love Ewing. In 99, I did the same thing I did
• 52:43
  tonight, was sit there and watch. With bated
• 52:46
  breath. He's a good guy. He's just blessed to
• 52:50
  be able to wake this Jalen Brunson, do the thing
• 52:52
  that he's awake. He was able to do tonight. Yeah,
• 52:57
  yeah. At 45 points, 14 to 27, and four three
• 53:00
  -pointers. What was weird was I was watching
• 53:02
  it with my friend Maria and Frank DeCavo, G.
• 53:07
  Mm -hmm. Over at O2 Commemorative. I'm telling
• 53:12
  you, man. There is something about... I don't
• 53:17
  know how to explain it. There is just something
• 53:20
  about Jalen Brunson where he had like 29 points
• 53:25
  into the third quarter and it felt like it was
• 53:26
  five. He's just so magical when he does it. It's
• 53:30
  very quiet points. Probably because he's not
• 53:33
  sure about anything. He summoned the gods and
• 53:37
  was able to put us on his back. Here are the
• 53:42
  blown leads in the finals Game 1 blew a 14 point
• 53:45
  lead Game 2 blew a 12 point lead Game 3 blew
• 53:49
  a 29 point lead Game 4 blew a 16 point lead A
• 53:53
  good A good smash And um This was at halftime
• 53:59
  Charles Barkley and his take on De 'Aaron Fox
• 54:01
  I hate to say this He gotta go with Castle and
• 54:06
  Harper He's got to take Fox out the game. Yeah,
• 54:10
  Fox last night was three for 15 with seven points
• 54:14
  and one for eight from three. Because he's stupid.
• 54:19
  I hate saying that because I'm a big De 'Aaron
• 54:21
  Fox fan. No, you're not. But if you're Coach
• 54:24
  Johnson, you can't be worried about people's
• 54:27
  feelings out here. Yeah, but he is. And here
• 54:30
  is the stupidest thing you'll ever hear. To me,
• 54:33
  you could ask a Magic the Card Gathering player,
• 54:37
  how to win a basketball game. And here's what
• 54:39
  Mitch Johnson, pretty much the backup coach for
• 54:43
  the Spurs, only got the job because Greg Popovich
• 54:46
  is sick. This is what he said. He scored 45 points.
• 54:48
  What do you wish your team had done differently
• 54:50
  defensively against him? Make him score less
• 54:53
  points. Are you saying he's dead? That's what
• 54:56
  you say? No wonder you lost. You're an idiot.
• 55:03
  Here he is about the season -ending loss. Yeah,
• 55:07
  it's a little early to go there. But yeah, we've
• 55:11
  been sweating tears for nine months, basically.
• 55:18
  It's over. So there will be plenty of time for
• 55:21
  reflection. Yeah, you know, the fact that you're
• 55:24
  a terrible coach. But the problem is the Spurs
• 55:27
  are going to do this. A lot of these teams in
• 55:29
  any sport, they double down. Darren Fox should
• 55:33
  be gone tomorrow and so should Mitch. But because
• 55:35
  it was technically a success of a season, just
• 55:39
  not an all -the -way success, they're going to
• 55:42
  live on that. Except seeing all these people
• 55:44
  online babying Wemby. Like, oh, he lost. Isn't
• 55:59
  that a loser mindset? No one expected us to be
• 56:03
  there. You should be there every year. Your guy's
• 56:07
  fucking 7 '5". He's a foot taller than me almost.
• 56:11
  There's no good. You blew four double -digit
• 56:17
  legs. And the biggest lead ever in NBA, not just
• 56:22
  finals, but NBA playoffs history. And what did
• 56:27
  you do? You shot nine three -pointers in a row.
• 56:32
  Here is what Wendy learned. A little cry, baby.
• 56:37
  I'm telling you, there is a thing going on with
• 56:40
  this younger Gen Z, the ones that were in high
• 56:42
  school during COVID. I tell people this all the
• 56:44
  time. They're weird. He's one of them. He was
• 56:48
  16 during COVID, dude. Little baby. Weird. Weird.
• 57:12
  Yeah, it's good to not know what you're learning.
• 57:14
  It was a lesson! I swear to God, I... I'm going
• 57:26
  to play this other Wemby clip, and I'll tell
• 57:27
  you about Wemby. He's so freaking infuriating.
• 57:30
  You're seven fucking five, Dad! Appreciate y
• 57:36
  'all. See y 'all. Never. Wow. That little baby.
• 57:42
  Wemby, listen to me, and listen to me very carefully.
• 57:46
  Now, I know the problem is you probably don't
• 57:48
  listen to anybody. Mm -hmm. You have that entitled,
• 57:52
  and I'm not, I don't want to sound, because I'm
• 57:54
  Zillennial, part Tenzi, part Millennial, so I
• 57:58
  don't want to sound like an old man. You are
• 58:01
  seven freaking five. You know how when the Spurs
• 58:04
  won the championships, David Robinson, Tony Parker,
• 58:08
  but specifically Tim Duncan, and I guess Manu
• 58:11
  Ginobili, but specifically Tim Duncan, they did
• 58:14
  anything they could to get points. A layup here,
• 58:18
  a skyhook here, a dunk here. You never saw Tim
• 58:22
  fucking dunk it, shooting a three -pointer. Now,
• 58:26
  I know that Wemby's not incredibly built. But,
• 58:30
  dude, you are 7 '5". Every time you actually
• 58:35
  attack the paint, you score, dude. I don't understand
• 58:42
  it. He's unstoppable when he wants to be. When
• 58:48
  he doesn't want to be, he shoots jump shots.
• 58:51
  He would rather be a Stephen Curry, Kevin Durant,
• 58:54
  seven foot five mix than like a Duncan. First
• 58:57
  of all, he needs to, I don't know if he needs
• 58:59
  to eat more. He needs to bulk up. He needs to
• 59:02
  add muscles and stop falling to the ground. I'm
• 59:05
  rooting for the guy, but dude, you're seven freaking
• 59:10
  five. Every time you actually attack the paint,
• 59:14
  I don't get it. The whole game is infuriating.
• 59:19
  I think it's because I've always wanted to play
• 59:20
  basketball and I'm terrible at it. But here's
• 59:23
  7 -5! Jesus Christ, dude! Here is Devin Vassell
• 59:30
  talking about the loss. Tired. Well, first of
• 59:34
  all, we got 25 seconds left on this Fresno feed.
• 59:38
  So yeah, this is the recap of the NBA Finals.
• 59:45
  15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3,
• 59:55
  2, 1, 0. Don't worry, Fresno. Coffee hour will
• 59:59
  be right back. You're 7 '5". Here is Devin Vassell
• 1:00:08
  talking about the loss. Season in total. They
• 1:00:18
  all talk the big game when they're winning. I
• 1:00:26
  think we had a great season. We proved a lot
• 1:00:30
  of people wrong and our goal was to win. Obviously.
• 1:00:34
  You don't say. You couldn't really tell about
• 1:00:37
  it. I have never seen so many freaking blown
• 1:00:41
  leads. It was strange, dude. Strange. We don't
• 1:00:48
  want a participation trophy. We just got here.
• 1:00:50
  We wanted to win. But you come up with a participation
• 1:00:52
  trophy era, dude. Credit to them. So there's
• 1:00:59
  that. And then this is interesting. This... is
• 1:01:05
  going to be something that's going to rile up
• 1:01:06
  the locker room. Let me tell you. Devin Vassell
• 1:01:10
  discusses that Dylan Harper was upset with his
• 1:01:14
  playing time. Of course he was. His father is
• 1:01:18
  a fucking champion. Won three championships with
• 1:01:21
  the Bulls. He might know a thing or two. Now,
• 1:01:24
  Dylan missed those free throws at the end of
• 1:01:26
  the game. That could have put him down one. But
• 1:01:28
  I'm telling you, dude, Dylan Harper has more
• 1:01:31
  heart. All righty, then De 'Aaron Fox could dream
• 1:01:35
  of. You know, you guys have never let on that
• 1:01:38
  you saw them as anything more than rookies, you
• 1:01:40
  know, from the, like you have to, but. Tremendously
• 1:01:43
  proud of both of them. Starting with Carter and
• 1:01:46
  him not getting minutes in the beginning of the
• 1:01:49
  season, to going to the G League, to coming out
• 1:01:51
  here and changing games and making the impact
• 1:01:54
  and just trusting the process. He's going to
• 1:01:57
  be a special player. I know how hard he works.
• 1:02:01
  So he's going to be a really, really, really...
• 1:02:03
  I don't think Harper is going to be with the
• 1:02:05
  Spurs long term. They gave Mitch Johnson, which
• 1:02:09
  of course they're going to, but... A good defensive
• 1:02:11
  player, offensive player is going to be a really
• 1:02:13
  good two -way player. Dillon, I think we all
• 1:02:16
  knew he was talented. I don't know anybody. If
• 1:02:19
  anybody knew he was this talented, probably...
• 1:02:22
  Besides himself, he was upset with playing time
• 1:02:25
  and different roles that he was in. Yeah, once
• 1:02:28
  they lost, they're like, we're throwing this
• 1:02:29
  bitch -ass coach under the bus. When we needed
• 1:02:32
  him most, he stepped up. There you go. This is
• 1:02:37
  weird. Rick Brunton has a lot of allegations
• 1:02:43
  against him, dude. He's a sketchy guy. First
• 1:02:48
  of all, I forgot to save the clip. He was trying
• 1:02:53
  to take all the credit for Jalen being successful.
• 1:02:56
  And we all know that they're divorced. Jalen
• 1:02:59
  Brunson's mom and dad are divorced. He cheated
• 1:03:02
  on her like a hundred million times and has all
• 1:03:04
  these allegations. And he goes, don't forget
• 1:03:06
  about mom too. You could tell Rick did not like
• 1:03:11
  that. But this is weird. This whole situation
• 1:03:13
  right here. I say Jack was the greatest for his
• 1:03:17
  design. He was. Yeah, but he was the number one
• 1:03:22
  pick in the draft. And you expected the Lakers
• 1:03:24
  to be. I'm going to stop the argument, too. I
• 1:03:30
  love my son. Patrick, you're the best, Nick,
• 1:03:32
  that I've ever witnessed. I don't know if he's
• 1:03:39
  trying to motivate him. I know the Knicks fans
• 1:03:42
  want to believe this father -son relationship.
• 1:03:45
  I don't think Jalen likes Rick that much. Not
• 1:03:47
  saying he hates him, but Rick's a douchebag.
• 1:03:52
  I'm going to say it's going to be debatable.
• 1:03:54
  It's going to be debatable now because the other
• 1:03:58
  thing, what he has done. as he is. Jalen's just
• 1:04:02
  sitting there like, you're an idiot, Dan. Ignited
• 1:04:05
  a culture that was not lit. The fuse was there.
• 1:04:10
  I called it the lamp that was plugged in with
• 1:04:14
  no power. Yeah, you know Kenny Smith's a better
• 1:04:16
  dad than Rick. I were. And then here's the Inside
• 1:04:20
  the NBA guys bringing down the win. This is something
• 1:04:23
  historic. You know, it's never, for people in
• 1:04:27
  the New York area and the tri -state area, this
• 1:04:29
  is something that they have not seen. To put
• 1:04:31
  it in perspective, if it would happen like that
• 1:04:33
  again, it wouldn't be until 2079. So, you're
• 1:04:39
  putting it in perspective. Look at that. Brain
• 1:04:41
  on bread. How about that? You better be careful
• 1:04:44
  because you don't map on his feet. Actually,
• 1:04:46
  we had like a six minute. We wrote that down
• 1:04:47
  like an hour ago. We had like a six minute. Six
• 1:04:49
  minute commercial break. And also, here's another
• 1:04:51
  clip that's five minutes long. I don't feel like
• 1:04:53
  playing it, but Shaq says that he agrees with
• 1:04:57
  Chuck that Brunson's the best signing ever. It's
• 1:05:00
  only 53 plus 26. So anyway, but you know, all
• 1:05:04
  of the great Knicks, the Knicks have always been
• 1:05:07
  close. This man here, Patrick Ewing, you know,
• 1:05:10
  never had the type of help, obviously, that he
• 1:05:13
  probably needed. He had great players, but he
• 1:05:15
  never had that. Jalen Brunson guy to get him
• 1:05:18
  over the top. It's just a great, exciting city.
• 1:05:22
  I mean, series for the New York fans. Being a
• 1:05:25
  New Yorker. It seems like an exciting city. I'm
• 1:05:28
  a New Yorker, but I'm not a Knick. But I feel
• 1:05:31
  really good for the city. Charles, I owe you
• 1:05:33
  an apology. We've been saying for the past two
• 1:05:36
  years that the Bronson has been the best free
• 1:05:38
  agency signing ever. Ever. Now it is. Now it
• 1:05:41
  becomes that. You know what? What he has done,
• 1:05:43
  listen, we knew he was good. I didn't never knew
• 1:05:45
  he was this good. I feel like I'm the only one
• 1:05:48
  at Nuke that saw him in high school. He woke
• 1:05:51
  up this morning saying, hey. He's like if Derrick
• 1:05:55
  Rose actually worked out. And I don't mean like
• 1:05:57
  working out like dumbbells. Like if Derrick Rose's
• 1:05:59
  career was what it was supposed to be. It would
• 1:06:03
  be Jalen. I'm going to get this, whatever I gotta
• 1:06:05
  do. Whatever I gotta do. You know, he's banging
• 1:06:08
  out stuff here, ain't he? Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour.
• 1:06:15
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• 1:06:28
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• 1:06:33
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• 1:06:39
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• 1:06:42
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• 1:06:45
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• 1:06:47
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• 1:06:50
  I'm doing it like my birthday. I'm doing it like
• 1:06:59
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• 1:07:19
  out blow the candles out Blow the candles out.
• 1:07:33
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• 1:07:35
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• 1:07:36
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• 1:07:37
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• 1:07:39
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• 1:07:41
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• 1:07:43
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• 1:08:30
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• 1:08:33
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• 1:08:37
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• 1:08:40
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• 1:08:43
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• 1:08:46
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• 1:08:52
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• 1:09:02
  Gucci pumps Shoes matching the belt, skirt matching
• 1:09:05
  the blouse Chain matching the rank, yeah, I'm
• 1:09:08
  doing my thing Got, got so many haters, why is
• 1:09:11
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• 1:09:14
  floss like a dentist patient Just keep testing
• 1:09:16
  my patience, sick as work in my neck I'm getting,
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  are juking, playing cool, great, coffee's out,
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  we're almost done, feels like robbery in banks,
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  trying to hop me on the mic, dropping wisdom
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  through streams, syndicated sorrow, now it's
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  time to shatter dreams. Oh, the hobby hour, it's
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  coming to a close, radio hits, made it like a
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  Wilson Rose, laughter and joy, dissolving in
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  the air, bogey, the rhythm, oh, life's just so
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  unfair. The laughter's growing dim Eardrums missing
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  Hoppy like fingers without rings VHX to FM The
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  shoutouts hit the street But soon the sound will
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  vanish like shadows in the heat The hoppy hour
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  is coming to a close Radio waves fading like
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  the air But we'll keep the rhythm Oh life's just
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  so unfair Like shadows in the heat Like clockwork
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  to a show Now it's time to face the silence Like
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  a TV on snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor
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  a canyon line Line Empty speakers silenced I've
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  become into an end Like a rollercoaster stopping
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  While the rivers bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs
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  Seize our daily grind Now silence flowered And
• 1:22:56
  the thoughts we can't rewind So the Hoppy hour
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  Oh yeah, laughter and joy Dissolving in the air
• 1:23:06
  both here and there And like that, it's gone.
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  You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're
• 1:23:43
  going outside, all I smell is poop. I'll kick
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  you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day. Poppy
• 1:23:52
  Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is now over. Game
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  over. This concludes our broadcast day. Good
• 1:24:20
  night and God bless America. Door is closing.