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Land Before Time | Son of a Boy Dad #309 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: All right, ready, yep, already, welcome back to the Son
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  Speaker 2: Today.
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  Speaker 3: It is June tenth, Wow, Tuesday.
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe it. We haven't had a single day
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  Speaker 2: of weather in New York that has felt as though
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  Speaker 2: summer is anywhere nine No at all.
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  Speaker 1: If I wanted to live in fucking Theacific Northwest, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I would just move to Seattle. This is fucking miserable.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The rain is I saw.
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  Speaker 1: There hasn't been a weekend without rain in New York
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  Speaker 1: since November sixteenth. It's June.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. Wow, is that real? That's a real statistic?
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  Speaker 1: Saw it based on nothing? I mean, it was like
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  Speaker 1: a TikTok that just said that shit.
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  Speaker 3: That just can't I feel like that can't be right.
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  Speaker 1: No, it can't be right, though, why not just say
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  Speaker 1: that to people? Why not take that rain?
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  Speaker 3: It rained every weekend?
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  Speaker 5: All?
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  Speaker 2: No way, no way, this isn't London. Fucking hell. Now
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  Speaker 2: when was the last time?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think it rained? Last weekend?
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  Speaker 1: Did it?
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  Speaker 6: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: What about the weekend before that?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? I don't know. You could say it, but torrential
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  Speaker 2: two weekends ago, torrential.
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  Speaker 3: It has been rained like a month, but like yet winter.
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  Speaker 3: It just doesn't make sense.
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  Speaker 2: I'll say this, here's a here's a controversial take round.
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  Speaker 2: I don't mind. I don't mind it right now. And
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  Speaker 2: here's why. I know. Summer is the worst time to
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  Speaker 2: be in New York. It is always hell hot, humid,
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  Speaker 2: piss everywhere, just piss everywhere, and it smells. So the
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  Speaker 2: longer we stave that off by keeping the hot weather
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  Speaker 2: at bay, the less torture of hot summer, hot human
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  Speaker 2: summer we're gonna have to deal with. Who but nobody's
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  Speaker 2: trying to go to the beach right now? Anyway.
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  Speaker 1: I think people would love to go to the beach.
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  Speaker 1: Beach going. Folk would love to go to the beach.
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  Speaker 1: I like it when it's hot in the summer.
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  Speaker 2: I hate the beach me too.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you get to hold your water, I mean, you're
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  Speaker 1: your breath.
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  Speaker 2: I do like to swim at the beach, but I
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  Speaker 2: don't like being on the beach for hours unless there pay.
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  Speaker 3: There's literally like zero redeeming qualities for the beach for me.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like to swim. I don't like the sand.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you're you're a house cat.
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  Speaker 3: No. I mean I like being outside, but I'm just
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  Speaker 3: more of a fresh water man.
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  Speaker 2: I don't mind that. That's a good take. I'll take that.
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  Speaker 2: Take that tank to the bank.
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  Speaker 3: I don't really like swimming in general because I hate
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  Speaker 3: myself and my body, but I like being outside.
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  Speaker 2: If if no one saw you, what if you were alone?
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  Speaker 3: No, still hate myself and my body.
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  Speaker 2: You're saying that deeply.
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  Speaker 7: You're alone on a glass lake in a third person view?
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  Speaker 7: Also glass even really see it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know, don't don't straight down look out
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  Speaker 2: at the reflection of the mountain and the trees in
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  Speaker 2: the lake. You know.
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  Speaker 3: I think the only time I could enjoy swimming is
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  Speaker 3: if it was pitch black and it was like a pool.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you're a skinny dipper.
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  Speaker 1: Why not scuba dive. You literally put more clothes on.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you could be a good scuba dive.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to see my shape in the in
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  Speaker 3: the in the in the wet suit.
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  Speaker 2: I could see you being a scuba diver guy with
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  Speaker 2: the hood on and all that. No, I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I don't fuck with the ocean. No, the ocean scares
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  Speaker 3: the ship out of me.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of people are scared of the ocean.
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  Speaker 3: The ocean's like probably above. Like flying used to be
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  Speaker 3: my biggest fear, it's probably the ocean now. Really yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, like not more than you know, being murdered,
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  Speaker 3: but like the idea of being killed attacked by sharks
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  Speaker 3: definitely bigger.
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  Speaker 2: Than sharks versus drowning.
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  Speaker 3: Drowning I'm not worried about.
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  Speaker 2: Really.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like I'm punching a shark and you're built
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  Speaker 3: like Phelps, you don't have much to worry about.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, But like Mike, hold on a second, if you
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  Speaker 2: built like Mike, if you get killed by a shark,
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  Speaker 2: I would say, chances are you're drowning, right, No, it's
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  Speaker 2: the double whammie. You're drowning with a massive leg wound.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, or you just die immediately.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think that. I don't think they're that precise.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think they're just ripping juggulars like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but occasionally they'll just take a bite out of
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  Speaker 3: your torso.
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  Speaker 2: And you die and then what how long does that take?
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  Speaker 2: Probably there goes, there goes, there goes my kidney.
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  Speaker 1: When people can die from shark attacks, do they die
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  Speaker 1: in the water usually or do they die on land?
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  Speaker 3: Probably with the water, really, I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't know, depends on if they're how shallow.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, I guess they say that the sharks usually
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  Speaker 3: swim away because they realize that you're not a seal.
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  Speaker 2: That's what happened in Maine. I've told you that story, right.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's like the story what that's what happens.
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  Speaker 2: But there's a specific instance of this.
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  Speaker 3: There's thousands.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't think it's thousands, No.
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  Speaker 3: There definitely is. The big one was like pretty much
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  Speaker 3: like every shark attack.
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  Speaker 2: A great white shark killed a woman in Maine in
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe twenty twenty or twenty twenty one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: right off of Bailey's Island, which isn't that far out
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  Speaker 2: as the crow flies, it's not far from my house.
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  Speaker 1: That's at the windy roads back there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you do have to go a long way out
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  Speaker 2: to whist cast it and all that if you're driving.
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  Speaker 2: But as the flies by boat, really not so bad.
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  Speaker 2: In other words, as a shark swims, it's not that far.
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  Speaker 2: And I go in that water all the time.
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  Speaker 8: And she she was a triathlete u training for a
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  Speaker 8: triathlon in deep water, wearing a full black wetsuit with
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  Speaker 8: a hood.
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  Speaker 2: Short of you know, putting whiskers on her face. She
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  Speaker 2: couldn't have done more to look like a seal, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean. She might have even grayed out
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  Speaker 2: her face seal face, seal face, which you know, controversial
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  Speaker 2: ever since the minstrel shows. But anyway, she was swimming
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  Speaker 2: between the islands and a shark bitter and then realized
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  Speaker 2: that she was not, in fact a seal, and then
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  Speaker 2: apparently spat it out and sent it back to the restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, this is not what.
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  Speaker 3: I ordered, That's what I said.
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  Speaker 2: And she died. She died. Her daughter pulled her out
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  Speaker 2: of the water. And let me tell you when she died.
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  Speaker 2: And this is not funny. I'm not being funny about
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  Speaker 2: any of this, but when she died you guys, don't
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  Speaker 2: laugh now, Okay, this was a big deal in Maine,
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  Speaker 2: big heal. The only lethal great white shark attack in
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  Speaker 2: the history of the state of Maine, the only one ever.
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, dude, I remember they were like people
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  Speaker 2: were like it was like Jaws. People were going out
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  Speaker 2: in boats with like rifles.
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  Speaker 3: I was in Martha's vineyard when it happened.
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  Speaker 2: You remember this, Yes? Remember it?
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  Speaker 6: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Where's she supposed to train for triathlon that day? I
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  Speaker 1: was That would have been so rude.
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  Speaker 3: My father sent me to the bay side. And then
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  Speaker 3: somehow the shark ended up in the bay and everyone
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  Speaker 3: was looking for it in the ocean.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, I'm due for another lots of Jaws. Jaws is
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  Speaker 2: so good from start to finish. It is a perfect movie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not for me. I don't really like water
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  Speaker 1: bound movies.
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  Speaker 3: Here's the swimming with bow legged women.
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  Speaker 2: What's that's what?
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  Speaker 3: That's what?
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  Speaker 2: Like?
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  Speaker 3: The dude says wint in in Uh say his name
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  Speaker 3: quint oh, oh, quint Quinn, doctor Quinn quint her tea?
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  Speaker 3: Is it quin Quin's.
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  Speaker 1: Fifth of his kind?
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  Speaker 2: Can we just take a quick look at that, please?
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  Speaker 2: The fifth of his kind? It is quin. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, hey Quentin, Quentin Miller, I'm Harry the Quinn. I
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  Speaker 1: think some people do call their fifth Quint.
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  Speaker 2: That's pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: I dig that there's a jump scare in Jaws.
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  Speaker 2: Oh. I screamed the first time I saw the dead
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  Speaker 2: body coming out as they're underwater.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really bad.
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  Speaker 3: That one gets me. Have you ever seen I think
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  Speaker 3: it was. I think myth Busters did an episode about
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  Speaker 3: Jaws the ending.
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  Speaker 2: When they shot they shot the tank tank out of
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  Speaker 2: its mouth.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I think they found out that it would not explode.
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  Speaker 2: That's they're wrong, well.
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  Speaker 3: Because it explodes with like I think it would explode
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  Speaker 3: from pressure.
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  Speaker 1: Bro I've never seen the end of Jaws.
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  Speaker 2: That's on you.
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  Speaker 1: But uh, that's so.
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  Speaker 3: But I don't think it like in the movie it
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  Speaker 3: explodes with like flames shooting around.
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  Speaker 2: Uh it's chunks of uh yeah, there are flames probably,
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  Speaker 2: but I remember the chunks of the shark landing in
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  Speaker 2: the water all around.
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  Speaker 3: What I love about Jaws is when it is when
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  Speaker 3: they kill the shark and then they swim back.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're kicking on the and they're laughing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're kicking on the plank of wood. Yeah, but like,
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't you be like, you know, there's probably another shark realistically, No,
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  Speaker 3: maybe a lot more.
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  Speaker 2: They knew that was the one that was the one
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  Speaker 2: that had been terrorizing everybody. It was the hungriest shark.
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  Speaker 3: It was the bad It was a bad fish. But yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but you're considering there, like what six Jaws's they were wrong. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's how it should have ended. It should have ended
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  Speaker 3: with their their paddling back and they get hit again.
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  Speaker 2: Did Spielberg directed Jaws two? Did he do ja just two?
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  Speaker 3: I doubt it.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe could we get a little fact check on that
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  Speaker 2: was Spielberg involved in Jaws two? Because Jaws two was
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  Speaker 2: not good, nor was Josh three.
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  Speaker 1: I think one of them was in Jaws I needed
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  Speaker 1: to know.
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  Speaker 3: I've seen one through three, but I think one of
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  Speaker 3: them was pretty solid.
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  Speaker 2: No, you're thinking of The Godfather. Godfather too was excellent.
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  Speaker 3: No, Jaws two is what Jaws two is the one
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  Speaker 3: where they're on like the sailboat.
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  Speaker 2: Now Robert Redford is flashback in time and he's stalking
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  Speaker 2: the guy through the streets of little Italy.
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  Speaker 3: No, seriously, what is it is? They are they on?
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  Speaker 3: Are they on the They're on the sailboat.
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  Speaker 2: It's the origin story of Don Corleon.
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  Speaker 1: Not involved because he because the shark like follows Don
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  Speaker 1: Ferucci down the entire block during the San Gennaro Festival
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  Speaker 1: he was and then sneaks sneaks up and then Don
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  Speaker 1: Finucci's like, what do you have there? An Italian of course, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and then the shark fucking attacks him.
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  Speaker 2: He was the shark of the Sicilian Shark. That was
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  Speaker 2: his nickname, the the Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You've never seen god Father too?
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't care too.
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  Speaker 1: And you're talking about Jaws two, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And three.
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of what three is about right now.
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  Speaker 2: Was that the one where there were the kids?
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  Speaker 3: I think that's the second one.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, they're out on boats and it's all kids.
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  Speaker 1: I think I think three is jo Is the Shark.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I saw them both, but I can't remember.
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  Speaker 2: They were horrible. I don't think they were that bad
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  Speaker 2: one of they were both pretty bad. Like if you
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  Speaker 2: liked the.
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  Speaker 3: First one, like they're fine.
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  Speaker 1: Did you guys ever watch The Perfect Storm?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Great?
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  Speaker 1: I never watched it, but I know everyone dies loved it.
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  Speaker 1: Clooney Wahlberg, I thought by the end, everyone does John's
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  Speaker 1: see Riley. Everyone doesn't die.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone does.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that's the premise of it, that no
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  Speaker 1: one survives.
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  Speaker 2: Wahlberg. They let him float out, and he floats, but
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  Speaker 2: the waves are four hundred feet high, so I don't
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  Speaker 2: think he makes it because they're one hundred and fifty
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  Speaker 2: miles out to see. And then Clooney goes down with
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  Speaker 2: the ship, which always baffled me because it's like, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: well I get that happening on the Titanic, but of
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  Speaker 2: small fishing vessel. The captain has to go down with that.
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  Speaker 3: That more than the Titanic.
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  Speaker 2: Get out of here.
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  Speaker 3: The Titanic is like, that's that's corporate America. You don't
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  Speaker 3: want to go down with the Titanic. Your own, your
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  Speaker 3: own rig. You die with the rig. That guy the
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  Speaker 3: Browning with my rig every day.
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  Speaker 2: The captain of the Titanic had had been assigned that job,
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  Speaker 2: and it was probably he was probably a celebrity as
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  Speaker 2: a result. Yeah. The Titanic was the largest ship ever built,
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  Speaker 2: you know, yeah, okay, huge, huge fanfair I mean came
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  Speaker 2: out to bells and whistles, you know. The Dallas Cowboys
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  Speaker 2: cheerleaders were dancing on the.
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  Speaker 3: Deck and it wouldn't have meant anything if it didn't sink.
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  Speaker 2: No, it would still be around today. It be the
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  Speaker 2: Q two.
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  Speaker 3: It would be a dinghy they would use to get
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  Speaker 3: to one of the fucking big boat, big groom ships.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know the Q two?
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  Speaker 3: It would literally be the ferry from yemy gift that
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  Speaker 3: Roman Abramovitch gives to his upstart son on his thirteenth birthday?
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  Speaker 2: Do you know about the Q two? The Queen Elizabeth too. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: that's a big ocean liner and it parked in I'll
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  Speaker 2: never forget it in the bay at at Portland near
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  Speaker 2: Portland Headlight and like Fort something, and we all went
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  Speaker 2: out in a boat to sort of tour around. It
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  Speaker 2: was a huge deal.
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  Speaker 1: It was where the parents met in the Lindsay Lohan
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  Speaker 1: version of The Parent Trap.
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  Speaker 2: That's right. Did you guys get story?
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  Speaker 3: Did you guys get to like drive on the boat?
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  Speaker 2: No, we tried, but when we tried to go on,
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  Speaker 2: we didn't know the secret handshake, So.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know if they'd brought you guys up to
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  Speaker 3: Vancouver or something.
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  Speaker 1: No, yeah, you do the secret handshake that they do?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, lie Low and Stitch classic.
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  Speaker 1: That's a fucking classic. I've never seen that. I've never
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  Speaker 1: seen Twister either.
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  Speaker 2: Can we get a little info on the QI two please?
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  Speaker 2: That wasn't the boat that actually transported Queen Elizabeth right?
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  Speaker 1: I think it was named after her.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think it had anything to do with her.
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  Speaker 3: The second just.
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  Speaker 1: How you name a boat after a woman?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the only way.
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  Speaker 1: But they do that with like the New York Fairies.
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  Speaker 2: What do they name them?
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  Speaker 1: Like Ronda the drag Queen. It's just very random, low
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  Speaker 1: level names.
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  Speaker 2: I've come to the realization that what I want named
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  Speaker 2: after me more than anything is a truck stop New Jersey.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I think that's pretty easy. I think you just
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  Speaker 3: sign up online.
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  Speaker 2: Now. The names of those truck stops are pretty amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Do we have some Q two info? Now it's a
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  Speaker 2: hotel in Dubai.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds like a complete tourist trap scam that you
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  Speaker 3: were lured into.
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  Speaker 2: I mean it was a big deal. It was all
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  Speaker 2: over the Portland Press Herald.
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  Speaker 3: If Dubai was able to pick it up that easily.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Well, it was decommissioned in two thousand and eight. It
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: was for the royal family.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a short run ten years.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Mexican sailboat had longer than Titanic had longer than.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: That Maiden voyage.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Why the fuck are they still building the Q two
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: after we had been to the Moon. They're like, let's
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: conquer ocean travel.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, go back to the moon.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: I think ocean travel might be the worst form of travel.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why are they go back to that?
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: Did you ever watch The Crown?
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: I think I saw like the last season.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: Wow, you started on the last season.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: My mom was watching it and I and it was
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: the last season joint, I think. I we watched Diana
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: go down, and then I went and did something.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Else, popped some champagne and celebrated her. Was kind of
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: all I wanted to say, finally fucking die.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: Well, I wasn't rooting for her death.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Well, her name was Princess di which, like, no one
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: ever put that together.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: I wone put that together.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Each was written.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Well. I learned a lot from that show, mainly that
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: Lady dies Driver was drunk.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she had faced and on the galaxy gas. Yeah yeah,
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: that's probably what he was on.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: Could be what's galaxy guess like nitrous? Oh really just
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: London fair enough skunk.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: He was probably smoking that skunk. Isn't this skunk? When
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: you uh, when you spray weed with like raid or
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: something like that.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: Why would you spray weed with raid.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: So you get more fuck? Because the weed sucks over there.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Keep the ants out of it.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Keep the ants out because a weed is so shitty
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: that they need to like soup up the high. So
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: they're basically smoking RAID.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: I don't even understand how its going on. Smoke. You're
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: smoking RAID, but.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: It needs a place to land. You know, you can't
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: just smoke a spray.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: You guys should see this the lineup of RAID I
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: have in my apartment. Oh my god, the collection.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Do you know how many people sent me that video
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: on Instagram of the person who was shaking out the
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: cockroach tower? Oh no, did you ever see this video?
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know what country it's in, but there are
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: millions of cockroaches screwing all over the floor and someone
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: is coming in with these I don't know what they are.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: They're these little like honeycomb they almost look like beehives
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: and shaking them out and there's like a their thousand
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: that comes out and then they grab another one and
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: shake it out, and they were like, this is what
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: you should do at Harry's apartment.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: That's what feels like, is what's happening at my apartment.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: I'm just I can't stop finding dead roaches, like two,
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: I'm up to like two a week at this point.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Oh that's not so bad, but I'm dude.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: I'm like I'm killing them, like they every time they
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: come into my apartment they die immediately.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: The crunch of of of killing them is no.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: No, No they don't. They're dying from the post natural causes.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: No that every time I find them, they're flipped upside down,
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: and that's from the raid. Yeah, that's from the poison.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Oh so your apartment is just covered and poisoned pretty much. Yeah.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: I got a gallon jug and it has a hose
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: and it and it has like this like it has
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: like an on off switch. There's some sort of engine
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: inside of it, because when you turn it on, it's
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: like I walk around my apartment and just.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Just like pumping it.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: No, it's autumn. It's literally just a rigor with this
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: massive like it's like a power washing gun.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: And you're just fucking blasting every surface in your apartment
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: with it.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: No, No, I'll go into like the corners and the crevices.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: But it's just again it's it's not.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: It's safe for indoors. It's called indoor raid.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well you know that's gonna be one of those
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: things that forty years from now, they're like, have you
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: been impacted by the spray raid? Did you lose a child?
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: I only knew it a couple times a week.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Have you suffered seven miscarriages in a row? Usually like
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: it call us at Morgan and Lebowitz.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: It lasts, it lasts for a while, like you like, like,
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: I'll spray it sometimes after I find a roach, but
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: like I don't. I really have no idea where they
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: could be coming from.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Maybe they're committing suicide.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know because on the raid on the gallon
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: jug it has a photo of a roach upside down.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Do we used to love the uh person injury law
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: advertisements in our in our where I grew up, Yeah,
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Hardy Wolf and Downing was the big one. These the
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: three lawyers would come out in black and white with
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: bats and they would be smacking the bats in their hands.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: They're like, we don't settle for less. It's like, dude,
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: are they going to beat the prosecute the defendant up.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, We'll commit a crime and get ourselves out
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: of it just to show how good we are.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: I got hurt in New Jersey dot com?
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Is that what I want?
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: That's the big one. That billboard is when you're like
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: driving through the hall, like out into Jersey, you see
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: that billboard like a thousand times.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: What do lawyers who get into a law firm like
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: that like tell themselves, like is it? Is it just
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: good pay? Or does that suck ass?
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: I think they're hoping for, Like, uh, eventually they're going
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: to get a call from a dude who works at
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: like USPS and he's gonna be like, I broke my arm.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: And they're gonna be like, this is the golden ticket
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: right here, because don't they have a government, Like that's
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: what they're hoping for.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: They have to sit through a lot of shitty little ones. Yeah,
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: big fish, I mean it's fishing. Yeah, it's ambulance chasing.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: But I mean I guess there's like like the guys
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Morgan and Morgan, how do they how do you get
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: from just being a regular guy to having a fucking
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: practice with your name on?
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: You know, you build up a big client roster, and
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: you win cases and you win people money, and then
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: when their friends get hurt, they say like, well you're
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: hurt too.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all about just stack and wins, stack and dubbs.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: What's a good winning percent?
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: What's your win loss ratio?
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's a what's a good.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: K You know? What is a win in a personal
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: personal injuries lawsuit? It's it's aren't most of them settled? Right?
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: So then I would guess it's the dollar amount. True.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: It's like were you you know.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: I mean, if you're going into one of those realistically,
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: like what's your what's your minimum that you're looking at
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: you for?
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: You know, we've we've handled forty eight cases of pit
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: bulls ripping the faces off of people, and our average
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: settlement is twelve thousand dollars because, as it turns out,
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: people who own pit polls really don't have much money.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: I'd be happy with twelve grand, but if my face got.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Rid of that barely covers your plastic surgery.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Also, probably the lawyers are probably just trying to get
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: enough to be like, all right, I worked for four
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: days on this case. If I get twenty five percent,
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: I need to make sure I'm getting whatever, one thousand
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: dollars a day or something like that, So let me
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: get four thousand dollars and then quadruple it to be
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: with a yet or something like that, or we're looking
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: for sixteen thousand dollars. Yeah, I don't know you were
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: going to be a lawyer.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. True. I wouldn't have been a personal injury attorney.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: That's for damn sure, constitutional law.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know what I would have done. I don't
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: think I was cut out for like, uh, yeah, well
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: that defended. Yeah, you do public defending for a bit, right,
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: and then you flip sides and then rosecute or then
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: you go to like white collar defense. Yeah, you're like the.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Public defense is the lowest, that's where you just start off.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't even call it low. It's just that
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: that's like you're in the trenches. That's tough. That Yeah,
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: and assistant district attorney. Those are the two opposite sides
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: of like street crime. Yeah, the DA, the ADA, the ideas. Yeah,
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: how many honest do.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: You got us running for the DA? M hmmm mmm
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: mm hmmm.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: They One of my friends who's a lawyer, was like
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: people who he started off as a d as a
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: public defender, everybody will come up to him be like,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: why didn't you get me off? And he would be like,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: you did it. You told me you did it, and
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: they'd be furious at him because they still had to
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: go to jail. People think that just because they got
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: a lawyer, they're like, oh, no, it's get out of
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: jail free.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: Well, isn't a public defender also trying to get like
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: just knock time off your sentence. They're kind of just like,
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: you're going to jail, let's see what we can do.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: Well, it depends, It depends, right, if you have a
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: public defender. First of all, every citizen or whatever has
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: the right to a trial, and most of the time
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: the district attorney's office and the courts don't want the court,
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: the court the case to go to trial. So I
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: think most lawyers will try to convince their clients like,
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: you should take this deal, because if you go to
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: trial and you don't win, your sentence is going to
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: be way worse. So they'll offer them a better option
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: to try to avoid that. Because trials are expensive and
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: cost the you know, county money, and you've got fucking
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: jurors and all that shit.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Don't you think part of just part of you ever
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: wish you did you were a lawyer, Like I feel
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: like part of that. Like I don't know what if
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: you gel.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Like a sick.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Get a lot of juicy gossip.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: As a lawyer, like you read hard on the jew
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: the juiciest you see.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know what the probably would
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: have enjoyed.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: I can't tell anybody or else they'd take your bars away, like, uh.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Like young thugs lawyer. Do you ever see the videos
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: of young thugs lawyer And they'll play a song in
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: the courtroom and young thug is like he's like going
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: along with the lyrics like this, and then lawyer like
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: starts like following. Yeah, I think it's gotta be so
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: fun to be a guy like that's lawyer who like
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: obviously did it. But they're a decently good criminal enterprise
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: and you're probably gonna get them off and they're paying
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: you a ship ton of money.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but aren't you also probably worried, like if I
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: don't get them off, they're gonna kill me.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I don't kill the lawyer. Yeah, you don't think who's
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: ever killed the lawyer?
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: I would kill the lawyer. If I was young thug
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: and my lawyer didn't get me off, Oh you're gonna
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: We're just gonna kill you too. You can't think of
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: any other's.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: No one kills the lawyer.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: I feel like a lot of people are killing the
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: lawyer that you don't know about.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: You're thinking of Jurassic Park where they eat the lawyer.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: I think a lot.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: That's not a criminal enterprise. Those are dinosaurs, you get
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: that right.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: I think a lot more people are killing the lawyer than.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: No, you're thinking of the big t Rex from Jurassic
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Park sees the lawyer off the toilet.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Have you've ever seen Lincoln Lawyer?
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, McConaughey, that's a good one. That show too. Yeah,
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: I never saw the show.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: The McConaughey ones Ballard though. Dude is so sick.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: I wish I was him.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Who's a better lincolnmccona.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Always chasing I'm always chasing McConaughey in five years imagine
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: if my have you ever seen that video of McConaughey
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: being like, like, who's your goal and he's like, it's
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: me in ten years? What if my goal was also
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: also Matthew McConaughey in ten years, who's your Who do
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: you look up to.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: In ten years?
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: Really odd?
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: He might not be around.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Do you have any idea what that looks like?
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Could be dead or you wishing for death and trusted?
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Who's a better Lincoln McConaughey or Daniel day Lewis.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: McConaughey.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Daniel day Lewis was so good.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going d D L on this one.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: But McConaughey is the best.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Who has more misses in their movie catalog? McConaughey or
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Dey Lou de Lou Tyrone Lou Delu.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Does McConaughey have any.
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, classics, Fress that was sucked, Bres was classic, fools Gold?
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: What's all his dating is? Like Katie Kate Hudson dating movies?
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Fools Gold? Was that How to Lose a Guy
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: in Ten Days of His Goods? The one with j
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: lo Oh, The Wedding Planner, Yeah, that one was good. Yeah,
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Jay Lizzie and then that was my I went to
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: that movie. That was my first date ever? Was at
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: that going to that movie?
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: To which one? Wedding planner?
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Wedding Planner? Yeah, went to the Mole.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Ahead of herself.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Me.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: No, she was taking you to a wedding planner. Oh,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: I you went out. That's a little bit.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Well she was Latina as well, and they moved quickly.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: She was ready to start popping them out. Respect. That's great.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: What do you remember from the date? Did you hot mouth?
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: I remember that my date kept her coat on the
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: entire time, and it was a winter coat.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: Cold mouthed sounds like she was freezing.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: She was very cold, blowing smoke at each other's mouth.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: There was a lot of distance between us, and then
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: my parents drove us there, and then her parents picked
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: us up and drove us home.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: So they cored an it. They both knew that the
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: date was happening.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Let's put it this way. It wasn't worth it.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Oh sure it was. No, you get one out of
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: the way.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Being in the car with your parents as they drive
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: you and your little girlfriend to a date is hell.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: That was hell.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: I feel like you started dating when you were in
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: like third grade.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: That was seventh That was seventh grade.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: Seventh grade, going to like going out to like white
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: tablecloth dinners. Yeah, I'll do the chicken fingers.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Extra catchup for the lady.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: This little rascals like watch this?
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Could you mix the iced tea with the lemonade?
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: No? I was terrified of women until seventh grade.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Sixth grade maybe, well, that never happened for me when
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: I was in grade school. I don't think high school either.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Were someone my parents drove me to a date?
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: No, neither. How'd you get there?
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't date until I could drive in to them.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Well, did you live somewhere where you could just walk?
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: God?
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: No, that was walk everywhere?
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Well, that would have been ideal. I mean, we just didn't.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: Maine was so spread out.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: I used to walk to my friend's house and it'd
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: be like seven miles away, but I would be there
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: in four hours.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: You didn't have a bike, I would bike too. Yeah.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Skateboard task grew up in Donnie Darko's neighborhood.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is crazy. I feel like when I was
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: a kid, I would you get like thirty thousand steps
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: a day, like every day. Now I'm down to thirty.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Three because you're hovering so much, or taking that damn
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: hoverboard everywhere.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: I'm always hovering these days.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: The one wheel take crazy just lean places they used
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: to be everywhere and now it's like exclusively homeless dudes,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: don't it.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: They should have had your character ride one of those
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: one wheels on the entires.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: What is that was the one wheel the thing that
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: you stand on.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: The thing where it's just the two petals on the side.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Of one big wheel. That's madness.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thing, it's insane. And they they go like
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: ninety five miles per hour.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Anything goes wrong, you are absolutely.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Dead dead, Like if you go over like a pebble
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: and it doesn't sit well.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, full face plant.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: And it doesn't matter how much armor you're wearing, because
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: the guys will wear elbow pads, wrist guard, full helmets. Yeah,
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: your body's getting mangled.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're wearing like iron iron plates. It's gonna be
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: like the teflon kevlar kevlar.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Like the squirrel suit guy who flew into the Golden
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Gate Bridge.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Did that happen? Yeah? How plane?
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I think that they were like a group of three
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: of them, and I think they were trying to go
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: under and he didn't go under.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, it feels pretty I don't know, I've never done it.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: You're gonna say it seems pretty easy to god.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: The Golden gate Bridge.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: It's probably pretty windy around there to just use your body.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: As a kite. Remember when we went, it was super foggy.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Imagine being that guy who died and you're just calling
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: him an idiot.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm not calling him an idiot.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: It's pretty easy for a guy like me to do.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: I went indoor skydiving one time and my fucking body
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: got folded in half into a full v. I'm gonna
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: be able to have the fucking core strength to like
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: angle my body right in a squirrel suit by the
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Golden gate Bridge.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: KB got me indoor skydiving tickets for my birthday.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Have you used it? No? I had a feeling never
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: gonna do that. No, that's not gonna happen. That's number
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: two behind ocean.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: The sky, the Ocean.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: I would fuck around in like an indoor skydiving machine. Again,
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: like if it was just me solo in there.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: It was so emasculating. It was like I went with
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: my wife when we were dating. I got folded in
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: half at my fucking at the base of my spine. Man,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: my whole spine was up. They had to grab you,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: brought me down, and they were like holding me on
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: top and bottom like I was a Turkish like bowl
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: of rice that they were gonna flip over at some point,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: just like gutting my body up and down. And then
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: afterwards like one of the guys, like one of the
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: guys went in and like shot like spinning, and I
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: just like took pictures of them and acted like that
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: was me on dude, I the so mad.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know if anything more mad than stolen sky,
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: especially because I've seen those videos of the dudes when
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: they like.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: They like jogg you, Yeah, they're incredible. Then you're like.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: They come they pop right back out.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you think to yourself, how long did it
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: take them to get that go? Because this is the
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: least transferable skill of all time.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: I would say, even if you've been skydiving a thousand times, bro,
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: I think you step into that thing and you're like,
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: what the.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Fit arms look like olive from Popeye? They're just like
• 35:11
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• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Is there anybody that likes it?
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: I feel like I would get in and I wouldn't
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: go up. I would just be still on the.
• 35:22
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• 35:24
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• 37:24
  Speaker 2: I don't get it. That is something the indo a
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: sky where you know you see them on the sides
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: of highways everywhere or whatever, and.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: They're always like, buy an airport, you get to Chicago
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: and you're going from O'Hare to wherever you always go
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: past the fucking indoor skydiving place.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: How many repeat customers do they have, Because I don't
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: know anybody who's ever gone and thought I gotta do
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: that again.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: Rose, he's the only person I know that's ever done it.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: I've done it, really. Yeah, we went and it was
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: a nightmare. Yeah, it was as bad as it gets.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: I'll never forget the feeling of the goggles cutting into
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: my face. It was. It's so uncomfortable that I just
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: couldn't wait for it to be over. And you know,
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: the wind is so powerful.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: It's like ninety seconds too, Like I wasn't in there
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: for long at all.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: What if you're good at like were you good at it?
• 38:13
  Speaker 12: No, they won't let you do anything. You gotta like
• 38:17
  Speaker 12: earn your black belts. Yeah, you just have to sit
• 38:19
  Speaker 12: there and just cover pretty much. They let you, They
• 38:22
  Speaker 12: let you come up a little. Yeah, but you know
• 38:25
  Speaker 12: clearly it's dangerous because they're really on top of you.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That sounds awful, that's terrible. But that's the same
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: reason that I feel like skydiving sounds off, Like I
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: don't want to be attached to some fucking guy. Skydiving
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: you're falling for like what ten minutes?
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: No, you fall for sixty seconds? Oh really something like that.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Skydiving I've done twice once by of my own volition,
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: and then the other time was for that show the
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: show here. Oh yeah yeah yeah, and uh, skydiving is
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: kind of cool. I have to say, yeah with that
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: that I wouldn't I'll never do it again. I don't
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: even do it again.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Plane that you jump out of, Yeah.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: The guy's like a flannel shirt, like drunk. It was
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: just like get this thing on the ground possible. I've
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: got boo warm.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: He owns a sheep farm. Yeah, and uh moonlights as a.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Does not care if he dies or like if anybody
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: on board lives.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Well, they all got parachutes, so he's probably kind of
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: just like who gives a fuck, Like, uh, crash, just jump.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Dana said that do what we came here to do.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: You remember Dana was too fat to do it, and
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: so he he like flew up and they told him
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: he couldn't go, and then so he had to fly down.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: But he said as soon as everybody jumped from the plane,
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: like the pilot just like dropped altitude immediately like it
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: was like as scary as guy diving because they just
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: had to like white knucklet He was just like it,
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: let's get this thing on.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: I'm sure.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's probably done. I mean he does it probably
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: ten times a day.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he does not give a fuck, probably just fucking.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: Free fallows dives. Yeah, yeah, he's probably got that thing
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: down to a t.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's probably like a Japanese dive bomber.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: So why would you not? Why would you do it?
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Why'd you say it was awesome but also that you
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: would never do it again?
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Well, because I don't want to tempt fate ever again.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: I shouldn't have done it twice. You know. I think
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: if you get away with it and you survive once
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: you say it's a handshake with God, what's that you
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: both agree never to tempt fade again? It's like, really,
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: what is it? No way, No, it's got to be
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: higher than that.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: Ninety nine point nine. Yeah, if it was anything less.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: But after we went to the place and in Colorado,
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: you were like, I've Scott out from here before. And
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: then as we were leaving we looked it up and
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: it's the deadliest skydiving facility in the United States.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Sam the deadliest just because they have the most people jumping.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I just saw the placard that they
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: had in their lobby.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: They owned that they were happy about that.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Six years running, the Deadliest skydiving facility.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: Death Weekly has ranked us the number one place.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: We have a James Beard Award.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: I want to die in the sky. Well, you've come
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: to the mecca.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: I don't think skydiving is something I'll ever do. I'm
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: not a height sky like. I like to ski, but
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: I don't even like being on the chair lift. Yeah,
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: when that shit stops and you're at like the highest point.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: You don't even like observatories.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: I know that about you. No, I don't.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: I've never seen you at the edge.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: In New York there was an observatory, or not an observatory,
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: but we took a field trip.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: I remember to.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: A mountain in Massachusetts where they have like a weather tower.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: We got to go up on it. Not for you.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: You laid down flat on the ground.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: I sat down. I was like, this is because we
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: were on we were only we weren't even high off
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: the ground. It was literally like being on top of
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: like a one story building. But it was the fact
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: because we were on a mountain, it looked like we
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: were way higher up, And I was like, this.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Is not for me, who can't fall While you're sitting down,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know you've already fallen.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: You know, people are more scared that they're just gonna
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: jump themselves, just say fuck it.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Colooney said that it's not true, Clue, it's just objectively false.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: In like a GQ article, Clooney was like, I'm just
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: scared I'm gonna fucking jump.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's actually most people are just scared of what
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: they're capable of, of what they're capable of.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Free will is what really scares me. Clooney, his life
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: is so perfect that, like his trauma was that he
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: had like free will.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: First, for a second it was possible for him to die.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Then I just thought about all you poor focks
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: having to live here without me. No more Oceans movies.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: I could see Clooney jumping and just a team of
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: angels being like, no, so come on back now, George.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: They're not ready for that. How many will be the
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: how many it would be too many people to be
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: in Danny Ocean's crew, Like, what numbers critical mass? How
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: many sequels could they go to? Fifteen is a team,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: fifteen is hockey line.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeah, I think thirteen is really what was it?
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Fourteen?
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Did they do fur?
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: Eight, eleven, twelve, and thirteen? And then they went to
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: eight which was all women because they realized that more
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: than that we wouldn't get along.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: Even so then that was just it just logistically was impossible.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they didn't have a party bust big enough for
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: all of them. Now women get around.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like fifteen would be too many oceans
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: fifteen there's fifteen people.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Oh god, that something very funny happened yesterday. I just remembered,
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: what about ocean?
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I feel like we're still kind of
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: on oceans.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'll hold it all.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: Ye, you're right, we're right just knocking on the door.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Oceans fourteen?
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: What about what about this? Before you get into your story?
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: What about Ocean sixteen? All right, Francis, you want to
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: hear your If.
• 44:23
  Speaker 13: We haven't even figured out fifteen, let's talk about fifteen
• 44:26
  Speaker 13: for a minute.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: There's not even more roles fifteen is like, that's a
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: whole basketball team with the three guys on the injured reserve.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: At some point they have to go co ed, right,
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: you'd think.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Ocean's offense, Ocean's defense, maybe Ocean's twenty two. Just some
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: guys are specialists.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: Well, we all know that Harry would never be part
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: of the team. Why you said you wouldn't go near
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: an ocean?
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: And now we can go on to the final.
• 44:54
  Speaker 7: I'll be leading the team if anything. Well, it's not
• 44:57
  Speaker 7: Lakes twelve, so it would be Settles what not rivers?
• 45:01
  Speaker 7: Not Rivers six.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: I hate the direction this is gone. Continue with your story.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: I provided you a lifeline and you shut it down.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: Swatted it away, sabotage my topic.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: There's more meat on the bone. We gotta do Oceans fifteen.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna have own cut the whole Oceans fifteen
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: thing and we'll redo it next episode.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: I played the game.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Well, we had the script.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't do any of the lines that I
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: wrote you.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: You tell me, tell you what when you want me
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: to tell the story.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I told you.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: You're good to go. It's a quick one, all right, Okay.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: I got into an elevator in my own apartment building,
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: and there was a guy in there with a dog,
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: a nice dog that was looking up at me and
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: wagging its tail, and he had he had like EarPods
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: in dog. No the guy right, and I turned to
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: him and I go, oh, may I say hi? And
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: he goes hi. I swear to God, swear to God.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: He was like he looked at me like what that's
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: so weird? And then I went, oh no, and he goes, oh, okay,
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: sure he.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Doesn't feel like an idiot.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He probably thought about that for hours, dude, I
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: swear to God. He was like why why are basically like,
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: why are you asking permission to say hi to me?
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: I wonder what you're if it was in your delivery
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: or what if the guy was like salivating over you
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: when you walked onto the elevator and he was like
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: dying for you to say something, and then he just
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: choked when you finally talked him. Dude, it was his dream.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but I guess I wasn't really indicating
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: that I wanted to talk to the dog and pet
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: the dog. You know, usually when you do that, you're like,
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: may I can I say hi? I said, well, yeah,
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: because I know that there's a etiquette of petting someone's
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: as permission. You got ask permission. You can't put your
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: hand out there because if there's a chance they might
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: be like, I'm sorry, they don't like people, in which
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: case you have to respect that because that means that
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: dog's about to rip your face off.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to call Morgan and blouseein. Yeah, right, yeah,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: I think that that's Uh, it's definitely you could have
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: loved that guy, though. You could have gotten along great
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: with the guy. I'm picturing the scene from American Psycho
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: when he like goes in and like grabs the guy
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: in the bathroom, and he's like, of course, but why here?
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: Why now?
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Can I say?
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: Hi?
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: Sure?
• 47:40
  Speaker 13: But why in the elevator that guy thinks he wants
• 47:43
  Speaker 13: to hook up with him or something? Right, Yeah, he's
• 47:46
  Speaker 13: a he's a gay man. And then he thinks that
• 47:48
  Speaker 13: Patrick Bateman wants to fuck him. Those last time you
• 47:51
  Speaker 13: guys watched that flick.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: American Psycho, Yeah, oh not in a long time. I've
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: only ever, they've only seen it once.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: That's when it gets better every time you watch.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: It's a movie. And I remember seeing a clip recently
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: that who's the main actor in it. Christian Bale when
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: he read the script thought it was a comedy and
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: it was meant, I guess, to be like a dark comedy,
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: but nobody really took it that way.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: It's like directed by a woman. I think it's just
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: making fun of like Wallstreet, Rose.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: Of a job. That was his big break, by the way,
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: Christian Bale, that was his big first movie. It's a
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: good movie.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: I love the font scene.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: It didn't do as much for me. You know what
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: got you know what from that movie that caused a
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: huge problem. Remember the Duke lacrosse rape scandal. Forget so
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: one of the Duke lacrosse player rape scandals. I mean, yeah,
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: it's it's the easily top three. It's the Harvard of
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: rape scandals. For sure.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Cosby is the Harvard.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: I think you are just omitting because you are a
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Penn State Grass Penn stated, Penn State is the Harvard
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: the Harvard.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Cosby is the Yale.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: No rip scandals with Paul.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: You don't let's look that up right now.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: I can't be I can't be right. It feels like
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: none that get reported. But anyway, there was a guy
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: on the team who I think after the woman.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: I looked it up. It says the Duke la cross
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: case to Paul College of Law. So the only one
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: at DePaul is the one they studied about dukes.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: Wow, that's hilarious. That is crazy demons, So go ahead.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: Well, one of the guys on the team, I think
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: the woman, one of the strippers or whatever. After she
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: had accused them, he sent an email to the team
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: as a joke where he quoted American Psycho and said
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: some thing like I want to rip her skin off
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: and wear it or something. It was a direct quote
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: from the movie.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: I remember that.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: And the email got leaked or the press found out
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: about it, and they nobody connected the dots that he
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: was quoting the movie, and it got thrown as another
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: log on the fire that these guys were like the
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: worst people ever.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: That's got to be a nightmare for the movie quote
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: guy who is like usually just doing old school and
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: ship like that. She picks that day to have that
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: movie quote. Yeah, that was a big personality trade around
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: that time too. Just a guy who knew every word
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: for wedding crashers.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna stop doing movie with We're gonna need a
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: bigger boat.
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: I knew it was between that and Luke, I am
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: your father.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: But you know, I don't know if she knows her father.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: So I didn't partane. And then.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Dude, I have I have a situation. I need your
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: guy's advice on. My dad teaches at a school at
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: a college, No unfortunately not but at a different college.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: And he said that he caught one of his students.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: He was like, do you have like five minutes to talk?
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: I called him and he was like, I caught one
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: of my students cheating with the metaglasses. And he was
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: basically like, how do the medaglasses work? Like I need
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: inside intel.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: And I was eating with the metaglasses.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: I was like, I stand with the people. You figure
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: this out, but uh against the machine, trying to figure
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: out how how they were doing it?
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: How how did he catch the person?
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: They had Their eyes were glowing up in led like.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen them.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: They're the ones I have I I like whom my
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: like by bike rides in on them.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But so you're talking about those ray band ones
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: that have the camera.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: Oh I thought you were talking about like the Google glass,
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: like the glasses. No, No, the men have like a screen.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: No, these look really normal. These look like normal glasses,
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: but there's a tiny thing on them. Right.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: Yes, I wasn't thinking about like the fucking Apple VR.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: That would be hilarious. Yeah, prescription, Yeah, I.
• 52:29
  Speaker 9: Have to wear these?
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Why I can't wear these? But these ones are just
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: like the ray bands.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: Have a doctor's note, dear professor, I need to.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: Be plugged in at all times. But they have a camera.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: But they look like they're like three hundred dollars ray
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: bands and the camera glows a little bit on the
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: ones I have, I don't know about the current ones,
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: and they're speakers in the ear. So I figured that
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: this person could probably like live stream the ship to
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: like a Burner Instagram or something like that, and someone
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: could be at home watching that live stream and like
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: typing in the answers and then like texting them because
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: when you go to text message it reads it into
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: your ear some shit like that.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: That would be I mean, that would be pretty advanced.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: So how do you think they were doing it? Well,
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: that's when I'm take a pic, because like if you
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: take it was still with them, you have to go
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: on your phone to send this still home.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: Can you actually live stream with the glasses.
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think right.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: I think at this point you can, and the ones
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: I have can't, but I think you can now.
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: Are you sure these are the same glasses as you
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: you said the metaglasses.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They said they were bragging about it to another
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: students how he found out, But he said he can't.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: He can't like do anything about it because he didn't
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: catch them red handed, but he knows what's happening.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: Wait did the other student tell him?
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure who they told. Maybe they told it
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: like a ta oh wow or something like that, and
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: it made its way up the chain snitches once again.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: But I'm trying to figure out how they could have
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: done this.
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: Mycrophones are fantastic.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: They are.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: It sounds like you actually have speakers on and then
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: AirPod pro they are. You take them off and you
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: feel like somebody is Like you feel like everybody could
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: hear what you were just hearing, but no one can.
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: It's probably yeah, that's probably what it was, for sure.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds like you were onto it there, you
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: had the you had the scent of it.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: So I feel like Frank Abagneil, a former cheater gone
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: rogue to work for the government. It's just how they
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: do the checks. My dad lets me go home for
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: a weekend. Do you think I should have like told anybody?
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: Or do you think I should have let the kids
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: get away with it?
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: Did you I mean, did you guys ever you got
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: to help your dad? Did you, guys ever bend the
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: rules on a test of course?
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: I know you did, for sure, Francis, Yeah, for sure.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: Definitely. High school to what level? I remember I was
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: in a math class, and I was really not meant compaired,
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: To what level of your education?
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, college, I would never have figured out that that's
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: what you meant.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: Well, that's why I rephrased it.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: I appreciate it. I appreciate it.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: Did you ever cheat in college?
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: Uh? No, I don't think so. No, I was too afraid.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: I was too afraid. Also, also, I my freshman year
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: was the only year that I had exams because I well,
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: I hated them. I hated fucking exams so much. And
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: so then from that point on, I only chose classes
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: that had final papers, right, or like final assignments of
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: some kind. Uh. And you know those final papers would suck.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: They'd be like fifteen pages. Yeah, and they'd take meat.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: But bubbling in a scan dron fucking trace that bitch.
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: They tried to say that I got.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: I got.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: I was cheating in college.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: You were, I wasn't You were cheating yourself probably not
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: putting your whole fucking no.
• 56:08
  Speaker 6: No.
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: I in college, I had like a's and b's and
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: then I and then I took philosophy my second semester,
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: and uh, I like it. It was like just some
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: read this, what do you fill out the short answer test?
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: And uh, I read what the philosopher wrote. I don't
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: know who it was, maybe Plato, and then I wrote,
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: like my interpretation of it. And then they were like
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: you you just used his ideas Plato.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: You didn't even paraphrase.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: And I was like, well that the test is on
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: what we just read. And I just told you what
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: we read.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: You you you used Plato. They accused you of copying
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: off of Plato.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: They said, I used too much, like word for word
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: what he said.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: Was it an open book test.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: That you were It was like an assignment. It was
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: like an assignment that you yeah. Yeah, And they were
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: like it came up on like the plagiarism checker that
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: I like plagiarized.
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: The entire thing.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Those things sucked to the plagiarism checkers.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: Made me redo it. I took Science A thirty five.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: Oh sorry, No.
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: She pulled me into officer was like, she was like,
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: to be honest, I should be reporting this to the dean.
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: And I was like, because I didn't. Like if I cheated,
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: I would have been like, yeah, of course.
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: I was like what.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: I was like, are you at because I have obviously
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: I've cheated on tests and shit before, and ye.
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: This isn't cheating. But I was okay, you're talking to
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: a cheater, but this time you got it wrong.
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: I was like, I actually did not cheat on that test.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna want to look for uh other things, Yeah,
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: but not this.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: I'd redid it and I got an a they.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: Made you redo it.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: I had to read the whole thing.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: I think I had to redo like a do a
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: new assignment and write like a whole essay.
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: She was easy philosophy easy bullshit.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: The closest I came, and this is sort of a
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: gray area, one was that I took Science A thirty
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: five The Expanding Universe to fulfill my quantitative reasoning. I know,
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: it's my Science A corps actually, and I was not
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: a science math guy. Those were hard for me. Yeah,
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: And this was physics really is what it was, and
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: it was it was one of those classes that, like
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: historically had been an easy one. And the way that
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: Harvard worked was that if you like, every year the class,
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: there was this thing called the Q Guide where students
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: would review classes from the year before and rate them
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: in terms of like how hard they were, average amount
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: of homework, you know, individual things, rate the professor, things
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: like that, And we all had that as we were
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: selecting our courses for the next year, and this class
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: has stored for the last two or three years had
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: been people are like, that's easy, that's how you should do.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: Get rid of your Science A corps. That's an easy one.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: But then if that happened a couple of years in
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: a row, the class would get smart to it, and
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: then out of nowhere, the class would be imposed. So
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: one year it would flip like they'd read their own
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: Q scores and then they'd be like, Okay, this is
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: the year we turn it on.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: I teach at Harvard. You don't tell me my classes.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and the year I took it, sure enough,
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: it was a nightmare. And luckily I had two buddies
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: in it who were brilliant at physics, but I was
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: so in the woods. Yeah, so I would just use
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: I would do our problem sets with them, and then
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: for the final you were allowed to bring in one
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: whatever eight by twelve or nine by twelve note, okay,
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: what's that? Yes, and you were allowed to do that.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: He had told us we should specifically study past year's
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: tests which were available to study. And what we did
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: is we went into the past year's tests and we
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: took the problems from those solved them, and then we
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: turned it into font size like three, the smallest, tiniest
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: font that you could still barely read, and then we
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: packed that one page from one side to the next.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, it looked like the scribblings of a maniac.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: And they literally reused the problems from previous tests. So
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: we had it all there, and we had covered our sheet.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: You know, most kids had written like formulas by hand,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: and but we ours was just like a full blown
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: reprinting of that. So we I guess that was probably
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: a bending the rules a little.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: Nothing was worse than when they would get when you'd
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: get one of those tests and they'd be like open notes,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: and then you'd be like it's gonna be a breeze.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: And then you have the open notes and you're like,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna fail this. Still, I was so fucked.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: It's just like Joan of Arc and the start drawing
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: some random ship.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: Hell, you want to get lunch sometime. Fuck that doesn't I.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: Remember when I was I think I was about or
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: I had already like interviewed with barstool and I had
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: some final for like a religion class, and I remember that,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: like this was we were fully remote at this point,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: so it was like cheating was a given, and uh,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: even trying, like I had the full power of like
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: the Internet at home. I, for the life of me,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: I think I just didn't do it. I think I
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: just didn't submit it because I was like, I don't
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: know what any of this shit means, Like I would
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: read the passages or whatever, and I was like, I
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: don't understand CHATGBT existed, then it would have saved so much.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know fucking what the point of any education
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: is anymore. I really don't. It's good to know things, fine,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: but going to class, you know what I mean, I
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: don't know how people are either going to apply themselves
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: or they're not and they're just going to use chat
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: EBT or whatever. Right, And so what I mean is
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: if it's if it's just going to be a completely
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: self determined I want to learn versus I don't need
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: to learn, then the kids who are going to learn
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: can do that from home. Yeah, right, So what is
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: the point of enrollment? And by the way, I believe
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: this has already started because did you did you see
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: that college enrollment among males versus females has now reached
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: like forty sixty Oh, now, I'm going to look that up.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: Could you look that up for me? Like male female
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: college enrollment split. It's the widest education gap in the
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: history of It was fifty eight, forty two and twenty
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: twenty one.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: It's because all the all the teaching and all the
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: learning is like skewed towards women. Like there's nothing about
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: like monster trucks or like Sydney Sweeney's, like Sitneys or
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: anything like that that we could like that we know
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: like the back of our hands, right, which is so weird.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: On the Nineteenth Amendment, not even a semester on monster truck.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: It's such bullshit, Like, imagine how good we would do
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: if monster Trucks was part of it. And like, okay,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: like fine, like put in social studies or some like
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: English girls have good handwriting, so what so fucking weird.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: That's why guys don't want to wind up going to
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: college and they all enroll in monster trucks.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: Three years of cursive, three years of learning cursive.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: And no grave digger jumps.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: All right, fellas, I gotta go, all right, brother to the.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: Airports, okay, pal, Unfortunately, No, that's okay, have a good trip,
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: good right, thank you, and Jeory Chicago.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: Brother.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: Got that gender gap thing? Oh okay, So it got
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: to fifty six forty four, which is crazy, and now
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: it's fifty six to thirty nine, which means that there's
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: five percent somewhere in there that is a different gender.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: Prefer not to answer, yeah either way. I mean, thirty
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: nine percent is crazy, you know it is. I mean,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: let's put it this way, guys, if you want to
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: get some pussy, go to college, yeah, because it is yeah, thirty.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: Crawling or China or China.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: China is a good place. Yeah, China's a good place.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: What's the numbers like in China? Or is it fifty
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: to fifty now? Because they know it's not.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: It was like fifty five forty five when I was there.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: But that was in favor of guys.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: I thought, oh, because they were because they were the
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: mandate was you had to.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: Have a guy well. And also uh for a long time,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: when families had daughters, they would just give them up
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: for adoption. They were like, what's the point of even
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: having this interesting? So if you're looking for pussy, do
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: not go to don't go to China, go to college.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: Go to college.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: All right, we'll see you guys next week, Thank you, goodbye.
• 1:05:28
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• 1:05:48
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• 1:06:00
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• 1:06:23
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• 1:06:27
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