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Animals Are Non Binary Now · Radio Baloney - The Richie Baloney Show!

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  Well, here's something that every pet owner loses sleepover. Is your pet non
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  binary? How would you even know if you get their pronouns wrong? Do
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  you get dragged in front of some animal rights tribunal who has jurisdiction over this?
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  Does pet to pass judgment in a literal kangaroo court? Well, I
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  guess these are important questions for our brave new world. Apparently from Campus Watch,
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  they're saying that the University of Guelph says to use they then pronouns for
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  animals. A Sexual Orientation and Gender Identity style guide from the University of Guelph
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  says that they then pronouns should be used when referring to animals because animals reportedly
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  don't have a gender. Yeah, I'm not sure. I mean, I
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  think a silverback gorilla might disagree, But I guess we'll have to take a
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  crazy people's word for it. Well, here's the style guide. It says
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  a note about animals, animals have sex, not gender. You know,
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  through all of human history, until like yesterday, sex and gender were the
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  same thing. But I guess now we've redefined the word gender to mean some
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  magical quality like almost like a soul. Say, and I guess animals wouldn't
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  have a soul or a gender, you know. Come to think of it,
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  all this wokeness start to feel kind of like a religion. Huh.
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  But anyway, let's continue. Use the pronouns they, them, there to
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  refer to an animal she or he, her, him, his is appropriate
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  if used in a quote, if used in the kind of story where it
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  seems appropriate to humanize the animal, or where sex is known. The queen
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  bee left her hive. The stag charged at his rival. Well, that
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  doesn't seem so different from the human male doesn't have a vagina, So I
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  don't know. I mean, this all just feels very retarded to me.
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  Let's take a closer look at this style guide. Here at gender neutral and
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  gender inclusive language. Binary language implies only two sexes and or genders. Avoid
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  references to both sexes or genders either sex gender or opposite sex gender. Instead,
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  use the phrase all sexes genders a depending on context and what is being
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  communicated. This isn't a style guide. This is an ideological enforcement guide,
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  and I'm thinking it's less of a guide than you. Better do this when
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  writing speeches or addressing formal audiences, use inclusive gender neutral language such as welcome
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  to all our guests or distinguished guests avoid addressing a crowd as ladies and gentlemen.
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  But that's what they actually are, though. I tell you Western civilization
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  is genuinely reaching the heights of absurdity with this stuff. Here's from a medical
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  news today. What are some different types of gender identity? How about gender
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  outlaw? A person who identifies as a gender outlaw sounds pretty cool. I
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  got to admit at refuses to allow society's definition of male or female to define
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  them. You know who's never thought about being a gender outlaw? Your pets?
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  And there's really nothing special about this. This is like David Bowie fifty
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  years ago. A person who identifies as omnigender experiences and possesses all genders.
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  This is just the height of narcissism, and considering there seems to be a
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  thousand new genders every single day, be pretty hard to keep up with.
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  I feel like the omnigender people would be the least popular people at the gender
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  activist parties, because I'm sure they have gender activist parties. You know,
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  everybody shows up with some new gender they made up that they're sure nobody's got
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  because they want to be unique, and the omnigender guys like, oh,
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  tree gender, that's cool, that's cool. Yeah, I'm tree gender two.
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  I'm all of them. You know that's going to piss them off.
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  How about polygender and pan gender People who identify as polygender or pan gender experience
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  and display parts of multiple genders. Well you can call that polygender or pangender,
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  or you can just call it attention hoar. Anyway, please subscribe blank
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  will see you next time.