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Speaker 1: that's popular. Yeah. Do you want to talk family crests? Okay,
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Speaker 1: have you just been waiting for me to ask that.
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Speaker 1: Typically you intro the show somehow, so just stare at me.
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Speaker 1: Have you do you have a family crest? Uh? Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I mean I've got a you know, they're all different,
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Speaker 1: but there is a Bryant Shield and I looked up
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Speaker 1: a bunch of them and they're pretty similar. So okay,
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Speaker 1: it's probably something like that, as do you. So if
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Speaker 1: you contacted a service, they would probably be like, here
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Speaker 1: you go, give us a hundred and fifty dollars, here's
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Speaker 1: your family crest. Go do whatever you want with it.
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Speaker 1: And now that we've researched this article, Chuck, we could
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Speaker 1: be like, Huck, sir, scammers. Yeah, I mean, I don't
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Speaker 1: want to say that these services are all scams, but
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Speaker 1: there's a very high degree of potential that these services
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Speaker 1: are all scams. Do you want to know why? Let
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Speaker 1: me tell you why. Whether you want to hear it
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Speaker 1: or not, Chuck, I'm gonna give you the straight facts.
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Speaker 1: The family crest is so individualized and has been so
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Speaker 1: personalized over the last eight centuries that there's virtually no
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Speaker 1: way for you to find the family crest that you
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Speaker 1: um rightfully owned. So anybody at the mall or whatever
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Speaker 1: is probably taking you for something of a ride. Do
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Speaker 1: they have people at the mall? They really do. I've
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Speaker 1: never seen that they have kiosks at the mall that
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Speaker 1: you know. I'm sure you ran across the online. It's lousy,
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Speaker 1: like it's a kind of a sub service of genealogy
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Speaker 1: sites like find your Family Crest or whatever. Maybe I
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Speaker 1: don't go to malls. That's a problem. Um, that is
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Speaker 1: a problem. I have to go into the mall to
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Speaker 1: see a mal chi ask. This is why the the
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Speaker 1: economic stimulus didn't work. You don't go to malls, chuck.
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Speaker 1: I buy things online, so chuck there. This is not
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Speaker 1: to say that there is no way to possibly find
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Speaker 1: a family crest that you're linked to, or that it
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Speaker 1: just simply doesn't exist. It's just that most likely the
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Speaker 1: one you're gonna get back for a hundred bucks online
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Speaker 1: is not necessarily legitimate. There are bona fide sources, the
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Speaker 1: very people who keep authority over these things, um, that
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Speaker 1: can help you, and we'll talk about them in a minute.
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Speaker 1: But this is kind of this article turned out to
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Speaker 1: be cooler than I expected. Yeah, I'm nothing about this
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Speaker 1: same here, and now I know a lot about it
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Speaker 1: same here, and that's kind of how well, let's talk
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Speaker 1: about the origin of family crests, right, Well, first, let's
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Speaker 1: talk about the difference. On Twitter last night, I asked
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Speaker 1: people if they had any questions about family crests, and
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Speaker 1: the number one question was definitely, what's the difference between
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Speaker 1: a family crest and a coat of arms? Yeah, there's
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Speaker 1: really no difference these days. I these days, yes, pretty interchangeable,
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Speaker 1: it is. But if you go back further and further
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Speaker 1: into history, um, I found three explanations for the difference.
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Speaker 1: Let's hear. So. One is that the coat of arms
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Speaker 1: was actually a coat for your armor and it basically
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Speaker 1: was a cloth tunic that had your crest on it,
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Speaker 1: um to keep your armor from heating up in the sun. Okay,
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Speaker 1: that's that's one. Another one was that the the crest
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Speaker 1: is the actual crest on top of your larger coat
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Speaker 1: of arms. That's true. Okay, that's like the College of
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Speaker 1: Arms definition or distinction, right, I don't know. And then
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Speaker 1: the third one is that the crest is belongs to
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Speaker 1: a family, while a coat of arms is an individuals.
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Speaker 1: I didn't see that, So those are possibly the three differences, gotcha?
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Speaker 1: But where they come from. Uh, well, they come from
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Speaker 1: a long time ago. Uh. Originally in medieval times, in
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Speaker 1: the mid twelfth century, they were used to distinguish knights
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Speaker 1: on the battlefield once they're all covered with armor, they
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Speaker 1: all looked alike. And then from that I think they
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Speaker 1: evolved to eventually putting them on the actual shield that
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Speaker 1: they used as protection, as just sort of a feather
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Speaker 1: in their cap slash being able to know the enemy
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Speaker 1: from one another. I think the cap with the feather
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Speaker 1: and it is a crest, it is actually Uh. Then
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Speaker 1: eventually priests, well, then it kind of filtered down to
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Speaker 1: people that worked with knights and noblemen like pages and squires,
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Speaker 1: and then eventually priests started using them, and then eventually
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Speaker 1: commoners and poor people peasants in the thirteenth century said
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Speaker 1: you know what, I want to use the crest. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Apparently until the Middle Ages, most of the peasantry didn't
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Speaker 1: have surnames, so they eventually started taking the surnames of
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Speaker 1: the people who well their feudal lords. That's how a
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Speaker 1: lot of people are linked to prominent families that had
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Speaker 1: family crests. Oh yeah, yeah, I did not know that. Um.
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Speaker 1: And then after after Um, jousting and tournaments came about. Um,
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Speaker 1: the crests became even more important because that was how
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Speaker 1: your page would announce you, your herald would announce you. Sorry. Yeah, heraldry.
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Speaker 1: That's what all this is really called under the big
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Speaker 1: umbrella name. Yeah, it's all heraldry. It's the crest, it's
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Speaker 1: the design of them, it's the registry of them. It's
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Speaker 1: the way you announced it. Like, um, when you were
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Speaker 1: at a joust, your herald would say, like, here is
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Speaker 1: Archduke Ferdinand a top his mighty steed. Um, he's ready
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Speaker 1: to crack some skulls, and his crest is as follows,
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Speaker 1: and that you know. Then they would describe what was
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Speaker 1: on the on the crest us on the coat of arms. Sorry, um,
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Speaker 1: And that's called blazoning. Yeah, well well we'll get into
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Speaker 1: blazoning in a minute. That's uh, that's a whole different thing.
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Speaker 1: But yeah, well, I like it basically became like your
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Speaker 1: corporate logo for your family, and they would put it
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Speaker 1: on everything from swords and banners in your house to
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Speaker 1: burning it into bread for special dinners. That was neat,
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Speaker 1: I would think. So yeah, I couldn't find any examples
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Speaker 1: of that I don't think that photography in the Middle Ages,
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Speaker 1: but I'd like to see that. You can get um
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Speaker 1: little uh brands for your barbecue to see her into
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Speaker 1: steak with like your initials. Now, that's stupid. It's very cool.
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Speaker 1: There's nothing cool about that there, it is. There's a
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Speaker 1: lot of things that is, but it's not cool. It
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Speaker 1: is very cool. You can get anything you want and
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Speaker 1: just branded in the steak when you're done and then
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Speaker 1: eat it with your initials. Right, it is cool. Are
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Speaker 1: you from Texas? I bet people in Texas do that. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I'll bet those are big sellers in Texas. Um, so
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Speaker 1: you've got you've got the family crest, you have the
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Speaker 1: coat of Arms, and we're going to use these interchangeably agreed. Okay?
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Speaker 1: Um from what I saw, the College of Arms uh
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Speaker 1: that originated all of these heralds us the Coat of
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Speaker 1: Arms the UK version of the United States UK. The
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Speaker 1: one in the United States is the American College of Heraldry,
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Speaker 1: where in the UK, UM it's the College of Arms.
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Speaker 1: And those are the best sources on the Internet for
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Speaker 1: stuff like this, by the way, Yeah, but you know
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Speaker 1: they cost you some coin. Yeah, but they just have
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Speaker 1: good info period. And I think it's the legit info.
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Speaker 1: There's a lot of other stuff floating around out there, UM,
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Speaker 1: so check the College of Arms. UM. These heralds, they
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Speaker 1: actually became part of the households of these you know,
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Speaker 1: royal families, UM. And they all banded together and formed
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Speaker 1: a corporation and was actually granted a charter in fourteen
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Speaker 1: eighty four, I think by Richard the Third UM who said,
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Speaker 1: you guys are now the College of Arms. And they've
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Speaker 1: been around ever since basically keeping track of arms, registering
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Speaker 1: new arms, UM, linking you know, broken chain of title
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Speaker 1: um too. You know people who are alive today um.
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Speaker 1: And they've been doing it NonStop since fourteen eighty four. Three.
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Speaker 1: They open on Christmas, No, they have. They're open eleven
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Speaker 1: a m. To four pm. I think Monday through Thursday
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Speaker 1: is what it's called. But it's self sufficient. They they
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Speaker 1: they subsist on funds they charged for this research. Um.
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Speaker 1: They don't. They don't exist on public minds. They say, yes,
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Speaker 1: well that's good. Yeah, So chuckers, how was how are
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Speaker 1: these handed down? Well it gets kind of complicated, but
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Speaker 1: it's a man's world back then, and they're generally passed
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Speaker 1: on from male air to male air for the most part.
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Speaker 1: And uh, cadency you talked about every like individual like
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Speaker 1: siblings can add their own little mark to their shield
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Speaker 1: or to their coat of arms. And that's cadency. That's
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Speaker 1: the little system they use for each person to have
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Speaker 1: their own individual coat of arms. Right, So you've got
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Speaker 1: your father's coat of arms. And if you have up
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Speaker 1: to nine sons, if you're a tense son, you're in trouble.
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Speaker 1: But I bet they have a system you can take
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Speaker 1: the you take your father's coat of arms as your own,
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Speaker 1: but then you add a certain something and depending on
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Speaker 1: the order of birth. Um, let's say you're the fifth son,
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Speaker 1: You're gonna add an amulet to it, which is a ring.
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Speaker 1: An annulet is a ring? Yeah, annulet, that's what I
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Speaker 1: That's what I find. What is an amulet? An amulet
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Speaker 1: is like, um, it's a watch that you swing in
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Speaker 1: front of somebody and say like you're getting get too confused. Um,
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Speaker 1: and and ulet I think it has two ends. It's
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Speaker 1: a ring. It's a ring like a gold ring. So
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Speaker 1: you add that to a family crest. You can be like, oh,
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Speaker 1: this is the fifth son's family crest, right, the third
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Speaker 1: son is a mullet. I know, I saw that too, um.
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Speaker 1: But when you can see very quickly, like if you're
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Speaker 1: the third son of a fifth son, the the you know,
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Speaker 1: over the course of several generations, these crests are going
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Speaker 1: to become different very quickly. And if you want to
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Speaker 1: claim title to these things, you have to trace your
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Speaker 1: your you're lying back to you know where this crest
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Speaker 1: left off, right, Yeah, and like you have to prove
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Speaker 1: it each time too. Yeah, I think it's at kinky.
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Speaker 1: I think the further back you go probably. Yes, Well,
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Speaker 1: that's one of the good things about the College of Arms,
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Speaker 1: as you go to them with a wheelbarrow full of
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Speaker 1: money and your birth certificate and your father's birth certificate
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Speaker 1: if you can get your hands on it and say
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Speaker 1: here you go, call me when you're done, and they
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Speaker 1: will do the research for you. Yeah. And the rules
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Speaker 1: get really complicated with the ladies, don't they. Yes, very
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Speaker 1: let's hear that. Well, if you are a woman and
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Speaker 1: you were born to a man who um had a
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Speaker 1: coat of arms, and by the way, if your family
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Speaker 1: has a coat of arms, it's called an our mid
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Speaker 1: dress family. So if you're born into an armadress family
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Speaker 1: and you're the only child and you're a girl, Um,
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Speaker 1: you can inherit the coat of arms, the family coat
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Speaker 1: of arms. But um, as a woman, it has to
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Speaker 1: be modified. Like, for example, UM, the shield in the
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Speaker 1: coat of arms has to be changed into a lozenge
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Speaker 1: which is a diamond shape or an oval, because shields
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Speaker 1: are thought of as a man's implement of war, they're
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Speaker 1: not appropriate for women. Yeah. And this article too said
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Speaker 1: the shield shape was important, but I didn't find that
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Speaker 1: to be true. I found it to be rare that
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Speaker 1: the shield shape matters, and like in some cases it might,
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Speaker 1: but usually it doesn't. Yeah. So and I think also
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Speaker 1: that it may have been important at one point in time,
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Speaker 1: but then it's important was lost to the ages. Maybe.
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Speaker 1: But if you have if you see a circle or
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Speaker 1: a diamond, um coat of arms, then you're going to
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Speaker 1: say that's a woman's But um, this coat of arms
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Speaker 1: changes depending on the course of her life. Like if
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Speaker 1: she marries a man um who is also from an
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Speaker 1: armidrious family. Uh, they're going to combine them together, and
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Speaker 1: there's strict details on how they're going to combine them.
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Speaker 1: Like she can take her coat of arms and put
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Speaker 1: them next to his coat of arms on a larger shield.
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Speaker 1: If she's married, she can be on a shield, but
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Speaker 1: hers needs to be sinister, which is the left. If
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Speaker 1: you're wearing the coat of arms, it'll be on your left.
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Speaker 1: And then his is dexter, which is right. That's right.
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Speaker 1: Have you ever heard that before? Dexter for right. I
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Speaker 1: haven't heard of any of this stuff. So that's passing
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Speaker 1: down the coat of arms. And in a lot of
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Speaker 1: cases these things were just kind of lost. They just stopped.
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Speaker 1: And the point is now it's a backtrack to find
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Speaker 1: where your coat of arms left all and if you're
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Speaker 1: if you're allowed to inherit it, then you can pick
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Speaker 1: it up and start over again. Yeah. Well, Kate Middleton
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Speaker 1: just had one done for the first time because she
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Speaker 1: needed one to get married to Prince William, so she
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Speaker 1: had one designed by Well. First, she had to pass
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Speaker 1: an eminence test, which basically means you gotta prove you're important.
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Speaker 1: She's like, I'm marrying this exactly, So she passed that
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Speaker 1: pretty quick and she got uh. Mr Woodcock Thomas Woodcock
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Speaker 1: designed her her new crest, which was as you can
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Speaker 1: see here it is as the diamond and they asked
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Speaker 1: for acorns, the Middleton's did, so they got three acorns,
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Speaker 1: one representing each of the children, Kate, Peppa and Jimmy,
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Speaker 1: Jimmy James. Okay, it's like we're close. Uh. There's a
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Speaker 1: go old chevron in the center which is sort of
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Speaker 1: like an inverted V, and it represents the mountains. And
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Speaker 1: it's gold because her mother's maiden name was Goldsmith and
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Speaker 1: it it repreences mountains because they're big, they're into skiing.
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Speaker 1: It's a family, So this is what a modern that's
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Speaker 1: what you asked for in a modern face exactly. Uh,
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Speaker 1: there's a blue ribbon tied at the top, which means
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Speaker 1: she's unmarried, and um it's red and white because that's
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Speaker 1: the colors of the flag of the UK. And they
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Speaker 1: emerging them now is the married are maryl Arms? And
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Speaker 1: I think I think William is losing the unicorn then
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Speaker 1: the right. You can't lose the lion. I wouldn't lose
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Speaker 1: either of them. You have to. So what's what's what's
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Speaker 1: support is she bringing into it? Then? Well, I don't know,
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Speaker 1: but it's just tradition. Like basically you're messing with the
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Speaker 1: House of Windsor's coat of arms. So it's a pretty
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Speaker 1: big deal. I know that is a big deal. But
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Speaker 1: I'm saying, like, you're bringing her um shield in her
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Speaker 1: elements in but I didn't see a support on that picture. Well,
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Speaker 1: have we even said what a support is? No, we
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Speaker 1: should probably talk about this. There's some common elements to
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Speaker 1: any coat of arms um as hodgepodge. As they look
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Speaker 1: is often detail. They're as sparse as they look. If
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Speaker 1: you look closely, you're going to see certain elements about
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Speaker 1: five things that you're going to find on every single
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Speaker 1: European coat of arms. Right, yeah, take it, chuck. Well,
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Speaker 1: you got your shield. That's the main part in the center.
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Speaker 1: Generally in the center. The background of the shield is
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Speaker 1: called the field, right, like it's a color. Yeah, right,
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Speaker 1: it's just the color of the shield, right, that's the field.
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Speaker 1: So if you have a red field and it's red,
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Speaker 1: although they won't say red and the blazon, we'll get
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Speaker 1: to that though, supporters, if you'd sketch this out, they
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Speaker 1: have stick figures as my support. And that's like if
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Speaker 1: you look at a common thing, it will be like
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Speaker 1: like the house of windsor has a lion on one
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Speaker 1: side holding it up and then a unicorn for some
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Speaker 1: reason on the other side holding it up. It's a
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Speaker 1: cool unicorn, I know, and I'm sure there's a great
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Speaker 1: reason for it, which we will find out. But yeah.
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Speaker 1: Usually it's a human or an animal or something that's
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Speaker 1: on two legs and then has the front two legs
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Speaker 1: or arms holding up the shield. They're called the supporters,
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Speaker 1: and that means if they're on two legs, it means
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Speaker 1: they're rampant, which is another part of the blazoning process. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: and did you notice how they when they describe them,
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Speaker 1: it is you gotta you have a description to read, right, Yeah? Okay, good,
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Speaker 1: because this this is gonna be That's my favorite part
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Speaker 1: of this whole thing is a blazoning, is it Yeah?
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Speaker 1: I think so. I like the pictures. The pictures. So
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Speaker 1: atop of the shield you probably have a cornet, which
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Speaker 1: is a small crown sitting on top of that, you
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Speaker 1: have the helm, which is a helmet like a knight's
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Speaker 1: helmet with mantling coming off of the helmet, which is
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Speaker 1: sort of just flowery little stuff. It could be like
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Speaker 1: ribbons or something some adornment. Yes, And then you have
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Speaker 1: a small wreath called a torse on top of the
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Speaker 1: helmet and then the crest on top of that, right,
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Speaker 1: and the crest is the topmost thing. It can be anything.
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Speaker 1: It can be like a shaft of wheat, um, or
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Speaker 1: a lion, or um, a dude with his tongue sticking out.
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Speaker 1: It's a lot of lions, yeah, because lions are courageous,
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Speaker 1: you know, mess with lions. And a lot of times
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Speaker 1: you got a motto on the top or the bottom,
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Speaker 1: and that's on a scroll and the scroll is on
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Speaker 1: top of the compartment which the whole thing sits on.
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Speaker 1: So like there's a lot of physics involved in this.
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Speaker 1: Even though you know unicorns show up in it. They
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Speaker 1: all follow the laws of Newtonian physics, like everything's resting
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Speaker 1: on something else. This actually I didn't notice this. This
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Speaker 1: is a belt. That's a belt around the shield on
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Speaker 1: the House of windsor now that chuck, it's one of
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Speaker 1: those cheesy old braided belts to that in um that
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Speaker 1: is actually Scottish in origin. That means that they are
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Speaker 1: followers of a clan leader. They're members of a clan
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Speaker 1: Um Scotland has their own set of crests and they
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Speaker 1: have their own authority. The Lord Lion King of Arms
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Speaker 1: is responsible for registering them in Scotland. But that means
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Speaker 1: they're members of a clan and followers, not even leaders.
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Speaker 1: The belt um looped in like that means you're a follower,
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Speaker 1: a clan member. So complicated it is. Uh. The shield,
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Speaker 1: we also should mention is many times uh divided into
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Speaker 1: different compartments or panels. Yeah, many times it's quartered. In
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Speaker 1: the case of the House of Windsor, you've got panels
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Speaker 1: representing Ireland, Scotland too, for England. I think there used
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Speaker 1: to be one for France that they were placed like.
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Speaker 1: It's changed a lot over the years, and a lot
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Speaker 1: of times when it changes it's because of marriage that's
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Speaker 1: bringing in elements from the um the wife's family crest
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Speaker 1: and adding it in, right. So I guess the House
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Speaker 1: of Windsor will have acorns. I guess maybe that'll be
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Speaker 1: the port of a giant acorn instead of a universe, right,
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Speaker 1: but a mutant one that's like growling or something like
20:05
Speaker 1: the fun So those are the elements. Those are the
20:08
Speaker 1: I guess aspects um that you're gonna find in any
20:12
Speaker 1: European shield, right or coat of arms. Yeah. And by
20:15
Speaker 1: the way, Mr Woodcock who designed the Middleton's. He he
20:19
Speaker 1: does this a lot. And he said he had a
20:21
Speaker 1: surgeon contact in one time that wanted a colon on
20:24
Speaker 1: his and he said it looked rather like a red worm,
20:28
Speaker 1: but he did it. Good for him. I was gonna
20:32
Speaker 1: say the same exact thing, old Mr Woodcock. Um. So
20:36
Speaker 1: there are certain rules that these things have to follow.
20:38
Speaker 1: Like you said there there has to be a helmet,
20:41
Speaker 1: there has to be a crown. Um, the the helmet
20:44
Speaker 1: that's showing. If you are a knight, Um, then you
20:50
Speaker 1: can have the helmet a certain way like usually the
20:53
Speaker 1: visors open and it's facing forward. Um. If you are royalty,
20:58
Speaker 1: your helmet is gold. It's golden helmet. Um. And so
21:02
Speaker 1: like if you're designing your own, which will get to
21:04
Speaker 1: in a minute, Um, there's just certain elements you can't use.
21:08
Speaker 1: Like you can't be like, well, I want a gold helmet.
21:10
Speaker 1: It's like while you're not royal, so you can't have that.
21:13
Speaker 1: Um this if you want to be bonafid, right, I'm
21:16
Speaker 1: gonna make my own and it's gonna have a gold
21:17
Speaker 1: helmet and it's also gonna be colored with crayon. Um.
21:22
Speaker 1: The speaking of the colors, one that kind of transcends
21:25
Speaker 1: all nobility or commoners. Um, there's you can't have and
21:31
Speaker 1: I went and double checked this, but this is true.
21:33
Speaker 1: You can't have color on color in a field or
21:38
Speaker 1: metal on metal in the field. Do you see your
21:41
Speaker 1: you're coat of arms R See how it's yellow on
21:45
Speaker 1: the shield? Yellow on blue. I guarantee you that originally
21:49
Speaker 1: that yellow was gold. It's supposed to be golden. Yeah.
21:52
Speaker 1: If you look at every single one, there can be
21:54
Speaker 1: white on the color. There can be black on the color.
21:57
Speaker 1: But there's um there can't be like red on bluetch
22:01
Speaker 1: so though there but there can be like metal like
22:03
Speaker 1: silver gold or bronze on blue or yellow or whatever. Um,
22:07
Speaker 1: but there also can't be like silver on gold. And
22:10
Speaker 1: if you go look closely there, you're not going to
22:12
Speaker 1: find a crest that has metal on metal color or
22:16
Speaker 1: color on color and authentic one at least. Yeah. Right,
22:19
Speaker 1: did you know yours has ducks? Has was it ducks?
22:22
Speaker 1: That those geese? I don't know those geese. I think
22:25
Speaker 1: they're geese. Yeah, that's a goose for sure. And it's
22:28
Speaker 1: fun when you just look up the generic Google image
22:30
Speaker 1: or image search for your own. If you find the
22:34
Speaker 1: case that there are a lot of them look pretty similar.
22:36
Speaker 1: Then that's probably a good idea that that's what years
22:39
Speaker 1: may have looked like. But I wouldn't necessarily like print
22:43
Speaker 1: that out on a T shirt and say this is mine.
22:45
Speaker 1: For sure. My family has a long history of mistreating geese.
22:48
Speaker 1: For flag scott three geese right now. This is the
22:53
Speaker 1: English version of it. Um the there's a Scottish version,
22:57
Speaker 1: in an Irish version. All of Clark probably same with me,
23:00
Speaker 1: And the English version is the one that has the
23:02
Speaker 1: geese on it. Every time I was oh Bryant at
23:06
Speaker 1: some point probably well now it's because I come from
23:10
Speaker 1: my land. But the brant Ones all look about the
23:14
Speaker 1: same yellow cross, kind of classy. I wish I had
23:18
Speaker 1: an animal, though I got no animals on mine. I
23:20
Speaker 1: got three geese. I know. I'm so jealous on the
23:22
Speaker 1: English one at least. But mine's missing a crown. Oh
23:26
Speaker 1: that is it. Yeah, it's missing a crown and it
23:28
Speaker 1: doesn't have a wreath. It just has the what is
23:31
Speaker 1: the mantling? Has mantling coming off of a helmet turned
23:35
Speaker 1: to the side with the visor down. Oh actually I
23:37
Speaker 1: don't have a crown either, but look my helmet goes straightforward,
23:41
Speaker 1: left and right. It's almost as if the Bryants are
23:44
Speaker 1: always looking in all directions. That's facing forward usually indicates
23:48
Speaker 1: some sort of title or nobility or something. So well,
23:51
Speaker 1: this is facing left, right and forward. That's awesome. And
23:53
Speaker 1: what's the flag sticking out of the top is the crest?
23:56
Speaker 1: Myn also doesn't have a crest. I think that was
23:58
Speaker 1: a cadency. I think someone added that, like one of
24:01
Speaker 1: my relatives from Arkansas or something just stuck a flag
24:03
Speaker 1: in the top of it, a rebel flag in the time,
24:06
Speaker 1: so I was. I was looking online and um, there
24:09
Speaker 1: are different registries for just about every European country. Portugal
24:12
Speaker 1: has one. UM. The Scandinavia has the best ones, the
24:17
Speaker 1: Scandinavian Registry, which is like all these Nordic countries except
24:22
Speaker 1: for the Netherlands by the way they do, but they
24:25
Speaker 1: have they have, in my opinion, the coolest ones. UM.
24:28
Speaker 1: You can go check it out. It's the Socitias Heraldica
24:33
Speaker 1: Scana Navca is going to take you to this registry
24:37
Speaker 1: UM and a lot of them were created in the seventies.
24:39
Speaker 1: I guess there was a resurgence in interest in heraldry
24:43
Speaker 1: in Scandinavia in the nineteen seventies, in Scandinavia periods in Scandinavia. UM,
24:49
Speaker 1: if you're Irish, you want to contact the Office of
24:52
Speaker 1: the Chief Herald of Ireland. Uh. Scotland again. UM the
24:56
Speaker 1: lord lyon King of Arms. That guy is in charge
24:58
Speaker 1: of not just registering us but also tartans um and
25:02
Speaker 1: you have to trace your lineage back to claim a tartan.
25:06
Speaker 1: Tart it's your you know, like um plaid, I've never
25:10
Speaker 1: heard that one. Well, yeah, it's like kilts are different
25:12
Speaker 1: types of plaid, like like Malcolm and black Watts and
25:16
Speaker 1: all that stuff. Those are clan just like a crest.
25:20
Speaker 1: That pattern is um. It's associated with a specific plan.
25:24
Speaker 1: And like you or I can't just go put on
25:26
Speaker 1: some kilt. We shouldn't be doing that anyway. But if
25:28
Speaker 1: we did and we went to Scotland, they'd be like, oh,
25:31
Speaker 1: you're a Malcolm, and I'd be like, well, it's my
25:33
Speaker 1: middle name, but I don't think that's my and then
25:36
Speaker 1: they just start beating me up and I wouldn't understand
25:39
Speaker 1: what they were saying, but they would be beating me
25:41
Speaker 1: up at the time. You just can't you just like
25:44
Speaker 1: we can't wear a T shirt. That's like, check out
25:46
Speaker 1: my family crest, even if we haven't made an official
25:50
Speaker 1: claim to it. In the US, it's kind of willy nilling.
25:52
Speaker 1: We'll talk about that. In Great Britain, you can get
25:54
Speaker 1: in trouble. It's basically like miss miss using a copyrighted
26:01
Speaker 1: piece of material or trademark or something like that. Yeah,
26:04
Speaker 1: there's laws to it. It's called bearing arms. You have
26:06
Speaker 1: to register to bear these arms. The coat of arms.
26:10
Speaker 1: I did not know that in America means you can
26:13
Speaker 1: wave a gun around exactly. Uh so where are we
26:18
Speaker 1: can we talk about? Where are we Pistians all over
26:21
Speaker 1: the map? It really was this Uh this thing had
26:24
Speaker 1: strange flow. I guess you would say it, Um, well,
26:27
Speaker 1: you want to keep talking about, um, how you can
26:30
Speaker 1: will them to people? In some countries you can't. I
26:34
Speaker 1: didn't know that you can will them to people. UM. So,
26:38
Speaker 1: let's say you were an American and you want your register.
26:42
Speaker 1: You're a new family crest in England? Can you do that?
26:46
Speaker 1: I couldn't get a definitive answer. Possibly if you're a
26:51
Speaker 1: fairly recent British descent, But your best bet is to
26:54
Speaker 1: go to the American College of Heraldry, which is founded
26:57
Speaker 1: in nineteen seventy two, so then went on in the
27:00
Speaker 1: seventies UM in New Orleans, UM. And it's now a
27:05
Speaker 1: registered corporation in Alabama somehow. But at any rate, this
27:09
Speaker 1: is the official organization for registering in America. And all
27:14
Speaker 1: of them are new. All the the ones that they
27:18
Speaker 1: register are new. Yeah, they don't. They don't track back
27:21
Speaker 1: because that's just not how it's done in America. There's
27:26
Speaker 1: no nobility, there's nothing like that. UM. So it's like
27:30
Speaker 1: you create your own and register it and started there.
27:34
Speaker 1: Oh that sounds like something that's worthwhile. Yeah, if you're
27:37
Speaker 1: into that, I'm into it. Now are you gonna do it?
27:39
Speaker 1: I think so good. All right, let's talk about blazoning,
27:43
Speaker 1: which we mentioned earlier. Blazing is the description of the
27:47
Speaker 1: coat of arms UM. And it's really specific and it's
27:52
Speaker 1: got its own language and syntax and which is all
27:56
Speaker 1: over the map. Well not really, it's actually really like
28:00
Speaker 1: if you can read it, then it's that's the point
28:03
Speaker 1: is it's not all over the map. Because what you
28:05
Speaker 1: want to do is you want to be able to
28:07
Speaker 1: hand your blazon over to an artist and not say
28:12
Speaker 1: what I'm looking for is this. You just hand it
28:14
Speaker 1: over and they look at that and they know exactly
28:16
Speaker 1: where everything goes. So it is the description of what
28:19
Speaker 1: it looks like without having to put I'd like this
28:22
Speaker 1: lion to be this color, and move him over here
28:25
Speaker 1: a little bit and put him on the left and
28:27
Speaker 1: him on the right, dexter and sinister exactly. So, Um,
28:32
Speaker 1: the rules are sort of an overview. Um, you begin
28:36
Speaker 1: by describing the field, which he said was the background.
28:39
Speaker 1: It's usually just a color that you're gonna say, and
28:41
Speaker 1: this is of the shield, right, Uh, this is of
28:45
Speaker 1: the whole coat of arms. So you begin by describing
28:48
Speaker 1: the field which is of the shield. And um, if
28:53
Speaker 1: it's a complex field, though, you know, you've got to
28:55
Speaker 1: describe the variation after the color, like red, checker or
29:00
Speaker 1: checkered red and white. Uh. And you can't just say
29:03
Speaker 1: that it's like in a different language to which will
29:05
Speaker 1: go over. Um. If the shield is divided, you gotta
29:08
Speaker 1: describe how it's divided with its quartered or halved. And
29:11
Speaker 1: if it's horizontal or vertical, you gotta describe the colors
29:15
Speaker 1: of each sub field and use words like dexter and
29:20
Speaker 1: chief which means the top, and sinister and they know
29:24
Speaker 1: what all this means because they're really smart. Uh. The
29:28
Speaker 1: principal charge, which is anything you see on your coat
29:32
Speaker 1: of arms, like a tree or a flower, is a charge. Uh.
29:38
Speaker 1: Basically any emblem, you gotta describe that next, and the
29:41
Speaker 1: color h then the charge. Anything that's around the charge,
29:45
Speaker 1: like if you're lion is holding a thing of arrows
29:49
Speaker 1: or a thing of daisies, you've gotta describe that or
29:52
Speaker 1: spitting those errors out of his mouth exactly. Um, then
29:56
Speaker 1: you have to describe. You do the panels one panel
29:59
Speaker 1: at a time. If your shield has many panels, you
30:03
Speaker 1: gotta go from left, top to bottom and left to
30:06
Speaker 1: right as if you're reading. And all this is done
30:10
Speaker 1: basically so they know exactly what to do, and you
30:13
Speaker 1: have license after that to draw it however you want.
30:17
Speaker 1: So oh like what like like this is what? Yeah,
30:21
Speaker 1: exactly and as long as you get all the components right,
30:24
Speaker 1: then that's legit. It can be drawn a number of
30:26
Speaker 1: ways and it doesn't matter. What about like anime, you
30:29
Speaker 1: could do anime, I guess uh. And a lot of
30:33
Speaker 1: it's in French because um, a lot of the English
30:35
Speaker 1: clerks wrote in French at the time that this was
30:37
Speaker 1: was big, and we did mention the animals, and I said,
30:40
Speaker 1: rampant means standing on their legs. Rampant garden because when
30:43
Speaker 1: you're standing on your legs and facing the person or
30:47
Speaker 1: whoever is looking at it. Passent means you're walking. Sagent
30:51
Speaker 1: means you're sitting in couch. It means you're lying down.
30:55
Speaker 1: I thought that was kind of funny. Gets you're on
30:56
Speaker 1: the couch just hanging out. So here's one of example.
31:01
Speaker 1: I'm looking at a shield that has a tree. It's
31:04
Speaker 1: split down the middle green on one side, white on
31:06
Speaker 1: the other, and then the against the white background. The
31:10
Speaker 1: tree is green against the green background. The tree is white,
31:14
Speaker 1: and it's uprooted. You see the roots of the tree.
31:17
Speaker 1: So the way this is described, it's party per pale, argent, invert,
31:21
Speaker 1: a tree, eradicated, counter changed. Yes, So whoever does this
31:27
Speaker 1: reads that and they say, oh, I know that means
31:29
Speaker 1: parted means it's divided, and half pale means it's split vertically, argent,
31:35
Speaker 1: invert means silver and green, and an eradicated means the
31:39
Speaker 1: tree is pulled up by the roots. And counter changed
31:42
Speaker 1: is when it's you know, the white color on the
31:44
Speaker 1: green and the green color on the white. Somehow that
31:47
Speaker 1: makes sense. I mean, it's just like learning another language.
31:51
Speaker 1: That's exactly what it is. And once you do, then yeah,
31:53
Speaker 1: that's pretty cool. I tried to tre to speak in that,
31:57
Speaker 1: like not speak. I was kind of hoping you're gonna
32:00
Speaker 1: it in like a British accent. But once you know
32:02
Speaker 1: enough of these words, if you see a sentence like that,
32:05
Speaker 1: you can kind of suss it out a little bit.
32:07
Speaker 1: So what you just did, like that's not just a
32:08
Speaker 1: description for the artist, it's also blazoning. Is what the herald,
32:13
Speaker 1: like Paul Bettany would have said, Is that what happens? Yeah,
32:17
Speaker 1: I didn't see anything about that. Yeah, if that's that
32:20
Speaker 1: was what they did, that's how they described. So if
32:22
Speaker 1: the night pulls up with the lance, he would say party, propel,
32:26
Speaker 1: argent and vert blah blah blah. Yes, wearing this basically,
32:30
Speaker 1: it's almost like in this corner, wearing the black trunks
32:32
Speaker 1: with the white trim is tyson. I wonder if they
32:36
Speaker 1: followed it up the tree eradicated counter changed a K
32:40
Speaker 1: A Ricky right, just to make it easier maker exactly
32:46
Speaker 1: Ricky the widow maker? Um and uh do we say
32:50
Speaker 1: where these came from. Where they started Europe? No, well Europe, yeah, no, Um,
32:57
Speaker 1: it's it's either it's fully European, Western European. Either it
33:02
Speaker 1: started in England in the the um, maybe the twelfth century,
33:07
Speaker 1: early thirteenth century, or it came from northern Europe right
33:11
Speaker 1: like Scandinavia and was brought down by William the Conqueror
33:15
Speaker 1: in about the twelfth century and really took root in
33:19
Speaker 1: England and then just kind of spread from there. But
33:22
Speaker 1: you think of England as the heart of this, and
33:25
Speaker 1: for good reason, and it started there, really started to
33:29
Speaker 1: spread to the rest of Western Europe from England. Well,
33:31
Speaker 1: and you can get beaten severely if you do it
33:33
Speaker 1: wrong there by Scott's whereas we don't carrere by begbie Um.
33:38
Speaker 1: Governments a lot of times will have like uh, like
33:42
Speaker 1: each state has a seal. The United States has the
33:44
Speaker 1: Seal of the United States, the Great Seal of the
33:47
Speaker 1: United States. Um, not quite the same, but sort of
33:51
Speaker 1: the same as a coat of arms, like a lot
33:53
Speaker 1: of states have them. I'm sorry, it's only a few
33:56
Speaker 1: states have a coat of arms. They all have a seal,
33:59
Speaker 1: but some have a you have them have both but
34:00
Speaker 1: there's a difference. Yeah, a seal is what they use
34:04
Speaker 1: on um documents, like the state seal. Uh, the heraldic device,
34:12
Speaker 1: which is the coat of arms, represents the state itself.
34:15
Speaker 1: I don't know technically what the difference is, although they
34:18
Speaker 1: you know, they look different. Well, yeah, I guess the
34:20
Speaker 1: seal of Ohio that has a bunch of wheat with
34:23
Speaker 1: a sun on some you know, farmland that doesn't follow
34:28
Speaker 1: the heraldic um rules. Yes, but well some of them,
34:32
Speaker 1: like Vermont has a seal and a coat of arms,
34:36
Speaker 1: but both contain a pine tree, a cow, and cheese
34:40
Speaker 1: of grain, so there can be similarities. I don't know.
34:45
Speaker 1: And Ronald Reagan's you know, a lot of presidents, most
34:49
Speaker 1: presidents have had their coat of arms done up nicely
34:52
Speaker 1: because their presidents, well, yeah, it's a big deal for them.
34:55
Speaker 1: And Ronald Reagan's has a stallion, a black stallion atop
34:59
Speaker 1: his shield with an actor's mask, the little drama mask
35:03
Speaker 1: on the horse's chest. You know what that kind of
35:05
Speaker 1: looks like. It looks like the the logo that Rocky
35:10
Speaker 1: Balboa war on the back of his totally does because
35:12
Speaker 1: it's yellow and black. That's totally Rocky and then there's
35:17
Speaker 1: his shield is divided. I wish I could speak it
35:19
Speaker 1: in blazoning terms, but his shield is divided horizontally, black
35:23
Speaker 1: on top, yellow in the bottom, with an eagle and
35:25
Speaker 1: a bear representing I think California. Yeah, and then fact
35:30
Speaker 1: a non verba is his motto, which is deeds not words. Uh,
35:37
Speaker 1: the breaking bear? That bear. Did you notice his tongue
35:41
Speaker 1: sticking out? Um? And he's holding what's called that's a mullet? Oh,
35:45
Speaker 1: the star on the front or business in the front,
35:50
Speaker 1: party in the rear. What else you got? Um? Oh?
35:53
Speaker 1: Actually I could read Reagan's if you want um a
35:57
Speaker 1: bear rampant sable armed in languid gills, holding between its
36:02
Speaker 1: four palls a mullet argent silver star on a chief
36:06
Speaker 1: sable standing on a ducal coronet, or a falcon argent
36:11
Speaker 1: armed and languid ghul's wings displayed and inverted. It's pretty interesting,
36:18
Speaker 1: it is we now know that a silver star is
36:21
Speaker 1: a mullet argent. Yeah, exactly. Oh, tell them about the
36:24
Speaker 1: Japanese thing. That's kind of well. Japan um has its
36:27
Speaker 1: own set of family christ and actually there's about ten
36:30
Speaker 1: thousand of them, they estimate. Um. They don't have nearly
36:33
Speaker 1: strict standards. I read that supposedly they were originally given
36:38
Speaker 1: out to people of Samurai class are higher. Remember Samurai
36:42
Speaker 1: were pretty high up in the central strata. Um, but
36:46
Speaker 1: apparently that has been relaxed and over time, lots of
36:50
Speaker 1: families have a crest called a man show or a
36:55
Speaker 1: car what is it? Man show? Or come on or
36:58
Speaker 1: mon poor poor porter um And like a number of
37:04
Speaker 1: different families can have the same crest, right, and they
37:07
Speaker 1: use theirs on their tombstones too, right, Yeah, that's a
37:09
Speaker 1: good way if you're of Japanese relatively recent Japanese descent. Um,
37:13
Speaker 1: if you can get a picture of your grandparents tombstone,
37:17
Speaker 1: or ask your grandparents, um, if they're still living, they
37:20
Speaker 1: should be able to tell you what your family crest is.
37:23
Speaker 1: But usually they're um circular, compact kind of geometrical representations
37:28
Speaker 1: of things like flowers or leaves or bells or something
37:32
Speaker 1: like that. And there's times, I mean I looked up
37:35
Speaker 1: lists of coats of arms and it's like every country
37:38
Speaker 1: and even cities and states and people, and I had
37:42
Speaker 1: no idea what people with that into it? To be honest,
37:44
Speaker 1: do you mean I are going to make ours. I
37:46
Speaker 1: think Harold Harold R. Harold Harold E. Yeah, I wonder, Uh,
37:53
Speaker 1: Emily's Sinabogan boy that be German, big time German or Dutch?
37:58
Speaker 1: Sounds Dutch to me. I don't know she German, but
38:01
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. Maybe further back it was
38:03
Speaker 1: duch he knows. Do you know who knows thee of heraldry? Yeah?
38:10
Speaker 1: Or the German version of it? What do you got
38:11
Speaker 1: to plunk down for that? Any idea? I don't I know?
38:14
Speaker 1: To find your families? Um uh mansho is a hundred bucks.
38:20
Speaker 1: I found a place called christia quistia q y s
38:25
Speaker 1: t i a dot com. I think it was like
38:27
Speaker 1: a hundred bucks to do the research flights give me
38:29
Speaker 1: would have a mancho Yeah. Interesting, yes, but again be
38:34
Speaker 1: wary of There are legitimate authorities that you can that
38:40
Speaker 1: deal directly with the public for money, that are that
38:43
Speaker 1: will give you the real deal info and they may
38:46
Speaker 1: say there is no crest that you have any kind
38:50
Speaker 1: of claim to whatsoever. And if you're American, you can
38:53
Speaker 1: turn to the American Registry and be like, all right,
38:55
Speaker 1: I want to start and then start right yeah, and
38:58
Speaker 1: then register your own it. Even says on the on
39:02
Speaker 1: the document that they give you, like you have to
39:05
Speaker 1: name your heir, because that through that document they legally
39:09
Speaker 1: are entitled to the family crest. And then they can
39:12
Speaker 1: create a document saying this is who I'm leaving it
39:14
Speaker 1: too as much UM. So you can start if you're American,
39:19
Speaker 1: if you're British you can start too. I believe all
39:21
Speaker 1: of the different countries let you start registering your own
39:26
Speaker 1: UM like Kate Middleton um. But they're also the places
39:29
Speaker 1: where you want to go to find if there's one
39:32
Speaker 1: already in existence that you can claim right or that
39:35
Speaker 1: you could add a cadence to right. Yes, and patronatal
39:39
Speaker 1: plasma screen t exactly. I think a lot of the
39:42
Speaker 1: family pride thing is I don't know, it doesn't seem
39:45
Speaker 1: to be as big of a thing these days. Yeah,
39:48
Speaker 1: it's kind of sad. Um. Yeah, I guess it is.
39:52
Speaker 1: It's the it's kids these days, it's the it's emblematic
39:55
Speaker 1: of the breakdown of society. Agreed. Okay, so that's it
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Speaker 1: for family crests a k A coats of arms a
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Speaker 1: k A held. Yes, if you want to know more
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Speaker 1: about it, you can well just type in family crests
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Speaker 1: on how stuff works dot com and that will give
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Speaker 1: you some pretty good background and then do a lot
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Speaker 1: more research. Yeah, you should also UM if you want
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Speaker 1: to do if you want to look for your family
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Speaker 1: crest the real thing, look for like type in France
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Speaker 1: or registering family crest in France, or registering coat of
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Speaker 1: arms in France or Germany or whatever, and it's you
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Speaker 1: should be able to find like the official UM government
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Speaker 1: version for that country, and it's a good place to start. Cool.
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Speaker 1: So what else you got? You got ducks, you got geese,
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Speaker 1: I think, said, I said, well, at least you don't
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Speaker 1: have geese. That's how that's worse than nothing. I think
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Speaker 1: it's kind of point. When I saw that, I definitely
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Speaker 1: thought it was pretty funny. And also, my last name
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Speaker 1: Clark is a variation of clerk, which means I come
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Speaker 1: from a long line of pencil pushers and look at you.
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Speaker 1: I thrived My family thrives in cubicles. He probably had
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Speaker 1: an E on the end of that. At some point too,
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Speaker 1: write yes or it meant cleric, which I find doubtful,
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Speaker 1: you think. Yeah, Well, at some point in the last
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Speaker 1: like minute and a half, I said handy search bar,
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Speaker 1: which means it's time Chuck for a listener mail. That's right.
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Speaker 1: You know, my dad claims he traced our family back
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Speaker 1: to the Vikings. He told he told me that like
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Speaker 1: a month ago, because I remember he had traced our
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Speaker 1: family tree back pretty well. I said, how far did
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Speaker 1: you get he went to the Vikings? I went really?
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Speaker 1: He meant, like, um oh, I wish I knew some
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Speaker 1: Viking football players and Randy Moss. Yeah, sure, he traced Victory.
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Speaker 1: All right, listener mail today. This is actually Facebook gaming
41:51
Speaker 1: with Chuck and Josh. I don't know if you saw
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Speaker 1: last week. I had a little I do these little
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Speaker 1: fun games from time to time, like like this one,
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Speaker 1: lots of good titles. Brian Day Lessons of the Heart,
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Speaker 1: our buddy, Mona hot for teacher. There was a few
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Speaker 1: hot for tea true. By the way, Rich Marmora learning curves.
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Speaker 1: That sounds almost like two moon junction or console trigger.
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Speaker 1: David Robinson Learning to Live. Chris Crawford gave us erecting hope.
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Speaker 1: That's probably what they would call it in Hollywood. Maybe
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Speaker 1: two or three more months, and then measure and then measure. J. J.
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Speaker 1: Bryce four walls, one roof, endless hope. And then there
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Speaker 1: were some funny ones. Drew Chandler. His title is this
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Speaker 1: one room Schoolhouse, is a metaphor. Jimmy Raby Colford hers
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Speaker 1: was Smickey what sm like? That's the carpenter's name. I
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Speaker 1: don't know. Kyle Bett's captain squaw Bear in the House
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