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FULL SHOW: Sleeping Over With Me, Keyzie · The Hauraki Big Show

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Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show.
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Speaker 2: Thanks to Craveworthy Street Food.
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Speaker 3: Freshly made with Reburger.
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Speaker 2: Welcome.
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Speaker 3: This is big. This is the Chowdhury Big Show. Really big.
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Speaker 2: With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
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Speaker 3: Oh, g'day, you mad bastards.
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Speaker 4: Great to have your company this gloomy Thursday afternoon. It
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Speaker 4: is the 3rd of September, 2026, and you, my friends,
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Speaker 4: as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you
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Speaker 4: by Reburgers.
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Speaker 5: Handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and gourmet eats that will change
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Speaker 5: the game.
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Speaker 3: Mmm, yummy. Yeah, great stuff, great stuff.
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Speaker 4: Speaking of great stuff, I tell you what, I've had
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Speaker 4: a few walks around the city today. She's heating up.
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Speaker 4: I'm getting spring vibes, and I'm looking across the studio
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Speaker 4: desk here, and I see old Mogi's down to his.
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Speaker 3: T-shirt, and I love that. I love it. I just
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Speaker 3: love it. How are you going, Moggy, you stallion?
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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm not going very grouse, you mad dog, you
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Speaker 1: sick son of a beat. A bit tired lately, man.
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Speaker 1: I've been a bit tired in the dumps. Bad sleeps?
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Speaker 1: Pretty good sleep last night.
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Speaker 4: Yes.
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Speaker 1: But I don't know, busy brain or what's going on there.
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Speaker 1: I've got really buffy hair at the moment.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not loving the hair. It's terrible.
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Speaker 1: I've got an appointment for it, Keezy, so I'm going
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Speaker 1: to sort it out, brother. But it just sort of
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Speaker 1: brings me down, you know. People don't want to be
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Speaker 1: looking at old Mogi with his buffy hair. Nobody likes
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Speaker 1: buffy hair.
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Speaker 5: Your buff head?
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Speaker 1: Speaking of buffy hair, it's old Keezy over there.
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Speaker 5: Keezy's got a hat on at the moment because he's
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Speaker 5: got a case of the buffy hair as well.
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Speaker 1: Have you got a case of the buffs? Yeah, I've
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Speaker 1: got a case of the buffs. Have you got an
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Speaker 1: appointment booked in? Monday. That's too far away for you, man,
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Speaker 1: because that hair's a shocking.
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Speaker 3: Bastard. What the hell is wrong with you two?
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Speaker 2: Go, good there.
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Speaker 5: Me and Moggy are on a good buzz, man.
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Speaker 1: We're just vibing, man. We went out on a date
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Speaker 1: last night. We're sort of glowing in the aftermath of it, man.
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Speaker 1: But you're not in a buzz. You're both bitching about, oh,
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Speaker 1: my hair's not right. And then you bagged our hair
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Speaker 1: as well.
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Speaker 3: Well, only because you were bagging it. Exactly.
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Speaker 1: How are you, Jase?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm great, thanks, fellas. Clearly in a hur of
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Speaker 3: a mood. Feeling really good. My hair's looking sharp-ass.
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Speaker 1: I was just going to say, man, pretty shocking on
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Speaker 1: the buffness.
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Speaker 3: But no, very well, thanks, fellas. Can't complain. Oh, good. Hey,
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Speaker 3: what's coming up on the show, Mogi? What's happening on
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Speaker 3: The Big Show with Old Mogi?
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Speaker 1: Fellas, it's another opportunity to get yourself into the draw
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Speaker 1: for our Would You Rather competition we're running at the moment.
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Speaker 1: You could be going to the football final in Sydney,
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Speaker 1: or you could be going to Mount Panorama for the
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Speaker 1: big race. We've been very vague about it, but it's
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Speaker 1: Waz or Cars, essentially, Keezy. Listen out for the cue
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Speaker 1: to call.
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Speaker 3: When you can be in with a chance to win, man.
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Speaker 1: Outside of that, I noticed here on our document, because
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Speaker 1: we run a document, it says, Mogi sharpens his pencil.
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Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 1: No idea what that means, but we'll get into that
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Speaker 1: later on, fellas. And coming up next, Keezy had a
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Speaker 1: hot date, not just with me, but with an Uber driver.
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Speaker 5: Well, I didn't have a date with an Uber driver.
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Speaker 1: Well, did you call him up and did he come over?
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Speaker 5: I didn't call him.
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Speaker 3: I messaged him.
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Speaker 1: It's all making sense now.
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Speaker 5: I slid into his DMs.
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Speaker 1: Thank you.
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Speaker 3: The hooded eyes, the messy hair, the stubble. The denim jacket.
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Speaker 3: I'm putting the pieces together.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I shagged the Uber driver.
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Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
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Speaker 3: Here's the black keys.
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Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.
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Speaker 4: Yes, indeed. Nirvana there on the Hodaki Big Show this
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Speaker 4: Thursday afternoon.
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Speaker 3: The time is 4.12pm.
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Speaker 5: Hey, fellas, can I get your opinion on something?
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Speaker 1: Probably.
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Speaker 5: Something that happened to me. So I Ubered here today, right?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Why did you do that, Keith? Because I'm... Got a
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Speaker 1: few beers in you.
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Speaker 5: I'm judging a Battle of the Bands type thing tonight.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, right. How good.
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Speaker 5: Which in the role does involve me getting free beers.
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Speaker 4: Right.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, well.
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Speaker 1: But they did say, hey, responsibly.
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Speaker 5: And I said, of course.
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Speaker 1: Yes. Is that why you got your Tony jacket on?
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Speaker 1: Because it's like pretty rock and roll.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty cool. Hey.
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Speaker 2: Hey.
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Speaker 1: Is that right? Yeah, that's right.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm up to speed. Yeah, cool.
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Speaker 5: And that stuff's really important. It's important you know that
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Speaker 5: stuff because it's crucial to the story. Came outside, right?
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Speaker 5: Uber's outside. Hey, Uber's here. Cool. Walk outside. He's standing
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Speaker 5: five meters away from my house.
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Speaker 1: What'll he look like?
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Speaker 5: With his back to me.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Doing wheeze in my garden.
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Speaker 1: That's all GA.
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Speaker 5: Apparently.
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Speaker 1: Apparently.
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Speaker 3: The reality.
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Speaker 5: And 3483 on the text line there, keen to get
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Speaker 5: your thoughts. Every text in the drawer for 50 bucks, Reburger.
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Speaker 4: Look, I have sympathy for the guy because here's the reality, fellas,
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Speaker 4: and we've experienced this recently.
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Speaker 3: When you need to go, you need to go.
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Speaker 1: Right.
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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
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Speaker 5: Well, he didn't do a pug steamer in the garden.
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Speaker 3: No, I know.
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Speaker 1: It wasn't a pug sound special 20 minutes at a
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Speaker 1: dinner party.
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Speaker 5: A secret steamer, yeah.
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Speaker 4: It's like, you know, I did a little fart when
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Speaker 4: I did wheeze this morning.
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Speaker 5: That is so gross.
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Speaker 3: And I... I hope this is going somewhere. This was
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Speaker 3: in the en suite.
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Speaker 4: And I went, oh, God, that was a bit loud.
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Speaker 4: And I came out and I said to my wife,
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Speaker 4: sorry about that, darling. And she said, that's all right.
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Speaker 4: It's just your body.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. It's perfectly natural. And again, here was this guy.
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Speaker 3: He was probably... driving people all over the place. And
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Speaker 3: then he's like, jeez.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's more of a like right outside my house
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Speaker 5: as I'm coming out the front door, he's there pissing.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, obviously the need was great. No, totally.
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Speaker 5: And I get it. And I personally didn't really care.
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Speaker 5: My wife was waving me off and she's like, is
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Speaker 5: he peeing? My wife was waving me off.
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Speaker 4: Oh.
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Speaker 5: Like, see ya.
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Speaker 4: Oh.
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Speaker 5: Because she was standing outside the front door and just
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Speaker 5: waving until I'm out of sight.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, standing.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: It sounds like what's happening there, because normally what you
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Speaker 1: do as an Uber driver, and you've done, you and
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Speaker 1: I have both been Uber drivers, Joe's taxi drivers, you'd
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Speaker 1: normally take a break. You go to a servo or
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Speaker 1: something like that that's got a, what do you call
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Speaker 1: those things there?
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Speaker 3: A toilet. A toilet. Yes.
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Speaker 1: And you do your wheeze in the toilet. Now, what's
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Speaker 1: obviously happened there is the jobs come through.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Jobs comes through, he's seen old Keezy there and he's thought, oh,
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Speaker 1: I'll just piss in his garden, this guy. So then
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Speaker 1: he has just done you. He's absolutely done you. He's
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Speaker 1: disrespected you and he's brought great shame on your whare
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Speaker 1: and your name. And your missus is probably sitting at
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Speaker 1: home just head in her hands like, what have I done?
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Speaker 3: And actually... You know, he was marking his, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: He's done you.
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Speaker 4: I'll give you an example. It's like when we play golf,
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Speaker 4: for example, with old Keezy. He goes around the golf
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Speaker 4: course like it's his land.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: And he's urinating every second hole and just spreading his
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Speaker 4: scent so that no other, you know, dude goes and
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Speaker 4: does the same.
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Speaker 3: It's like, hey, this is my territory. No one's allowed here.
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Speaker 5: So you reckon he's done that to me?
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Well, he's absolutely done that. You've walked outside, he's urinating
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Speaker 1: in your garden. He's eyeballing you. Get in the car, man.
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Speaker 1: I'll be there in a minute.
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Speaker 5: He wasn't eyeballing me. He just backed me. But my
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Speaker 5: wife was like, that's a bit weird, isn't it? I
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Speaker 5: was like, oh, I don't know. It's just water.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Wow, it's not.
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Speaker 5: It's urine. But it's mostly water, isn't it?
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Speaker 3: Was it a powerful stream?
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Speaker 5: I didn't go have a look, to be honest.
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Speaker 1: Right.
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Speaker 5: Just hopped in the car and waited for him.
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Speaker 3: Well, no, look.
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Speaker 5: Then he went inside and washed his hands as well.
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Speaker 5: It was weird.
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Speaker 1: What?
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Speaker 3: No, I was going to say I give you. It's weird.
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Speaker 3: Give us your thoughts on 3483.
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Speaker 1: I never had that, but I never heard of that.
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 5: Do you think I should, like, do what a dog
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Speaker 5: does and go over to the spot on all fours?
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 5: And then just lift the leg.
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Speaker 1: Look over your shoulder at it.
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Speaker 5: Look back over the shoulder. Yeah, thanks, fellas.
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Speaker 1: Oh, it's not over yet. Plenty more to come on this.
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Speaker 5: Nah, I think we can park it.
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Speaker 3: Here's Muse.
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Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
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Speaker 3: Red hot!
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Speaker 4: Chili Peppers here on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
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Speaker 4: Thursday afternoon.
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Speaker 3: The time is 25 minutes past 4 o'clock.
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Speaker 4: In a shocking state of affairs for old Keezy yesterday,
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Speaker 4: when he ordered an Uber, he went outside when the
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Speaker 4: Uber arrived, and the Uber driver was in fact urinating.
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Speaker 3: In his garden.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, it was actually today, Jase.
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Speaker 3: Oh, was it today? My apologies.
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Speaker 1: Oh, I thought it was on your car against your truck.
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Speaker 5: What?
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Speaker 1: Is that not right?
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Speaker 5: My truck doesn't have a garden. No, it was in
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Speaker 5: my garden, man.
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Speaker 3: Right, okay.
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Speaker 1: Well, that's a little bit better, I guess.
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Speaker 5: Because remember, you thought he was pissing on my car.
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Speaker 1: Well, I thought he was just doing you. You know,
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Speaker 1: he's absolutely done you. He's come onto your property. He's
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Speaker 1: done you. He's just urinating everywhere all over the show.
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Speaker 1: What does he care? He's probably texting while he was
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Speaker 1: doing it.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Because he's just thinking, what's this guy going to do
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Speaker 1: about it? And I want to know what you did
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Speaker 1: do about it.
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Speaker 5: Well, I mean, I sort of just went and hopped
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Speaker 5: in the car and waited for him. And then he
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Speaker 5: hopped back in and then goes, you're Chris, right? And
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Speaker 5: I was like, yeah. He's like, yeah, cool. All right,
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Speaker 5: we'll head off.
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Speaker 4: Zip.
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Speaker 5: Yeah. Look, a lot of people texting on 3483, man.
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Speaker 5: People giving their opinions on this huge topic.
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Speaker 1: I'd love to know.
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Speaker 3: It's a disgrace.
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Speaker 5: Well, it's not really.
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Speaker 1: It's done you.
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Speaker 5: It doesn't really matter. Someone's saying here, I've been an
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Speaker 5: Uber driver for 47 years, usually just discreetly wee my
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Speaker 5: pants a bit if I really need to go.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fair.
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Speaker 1: I've done what they do.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: See, I wouldn't do that either because then it just
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Speaker 5: smells of wee.
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Speaker 4: When I was doing the taxi run, I just wore
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Speaker 4: a massive male diaper. Yes. Oh, right.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, so you know.
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Speaker 4: It's like when people are gambling, you know, and they
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Speaker 4: just put their diapers on so that they don't move.
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Speaker 1: And you had your lucky diaper, didn't you?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So you could use that for the taxi driving and
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Speaker 1: also for the gambling.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 5: When you say your lucky diaper, did you just reuse
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Speaker 5: the same one?
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Speaker 3: Yes. Well, I just never took it off.
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Speaker 5: What about this one here? G'day, guys. Urinating in public
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Speaker 5: is against the law, plus it's highly unprofessional. I'd be
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Speaker 5: complaining to Uber and ringing the police.
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Speaker 1: The trouble is if you do that, let's say it
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Speaker 1: goes to court, it becomes public, like it gets into
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Speaker 1: the public sphere there, the media get a hold of it,
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Speaker 1: a hold of it there, Keezy, your front page, and
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Speaker 1: everybody knows that this guy's done you.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: What's the headline? Local radio DJ gets done.
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Speaker 1: Wheezy Keezy.
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Speaker 5: No, that's not going to be the headline.
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Speaker 1: 100% it is.
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Speaker 5: A lot of texts coming in on 3483. Ashley says,
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Speaker 5: are you complaining that he wasn't facing you?
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Speaker 1: That's a good point, actually.
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Speaker 3: No, it's not.
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Speaker 5: No, I'm not complaining about that. William reckons I should
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Speaker 5: have just knocked the idiot out.
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Speaker 1: I like that. Hardcore.
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Speaker 4: Wow.
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Speaker 3: Come on, man.
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Speaker 1: Well, you certainly should frog march him off your property.
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Speaker 3: How dare you? Grab him by the earlobe.
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Speaker 1: Come on, you! Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Right, but then his car was up my driveway and
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Speaker 5: outside my house.
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Speaker 1: That's your car now.
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Speaker 3: Totally.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, he committed a crime on your property.
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Speaker 3: On your property. It's by rights your car. So I
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Speaker 3: can steal his car. No, no, no.
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Speaker 1: It's a looters' right type situation. Yeah, well, that's what
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Speaker 1: I mean, yes. Under the same sort of umbrella as looters' rights.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, right, okay. Such a weird umbrella, that one. That's
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Speaker 5: a good point from Daniel here. Keezy, your house already
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Speaker 5: stinks of piss.
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Speaker 3: Does it?
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Speaker 1: Does it?
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Speaker 3: We came there for dinner soon. I hope not.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, it does, man.
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Speaker 1: It's terrible.
11:24
Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki. One simple question.
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Speaker 2: One weekend of a lifetime. Would you rather... Yes, indeed.
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Speaker 4: Would you rather wars or cars? It's over to you,
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Speaker 4: New Zealand.
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Speaker 3: That's right.
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Speaker 5: The NRL grand final, if the wars are there.
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Speaker 3: Yes, they will be, man. I've got to feel it.
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Speaker 3: I feel it.
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Speaker 5: Fingers crossed. Or Bathurst, of course, for the great race.
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Speaker 4: And you were saying, actually, I think it was yesterday, Mogi,
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Speaker 4: that the NRL sold out the grand final.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Sold out a month or so ago.
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Speaker 3: Wow.
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Speaker 1: With 25% of all tickets sold going to Warriors fans.
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Speaker 1: You have to say what team you're going for. Weirdly, 10%
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Speaker 1: were going for the Broncos, who very nearly got the
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Speaker 1: wooden spoon.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 1: So it sort of settles down. As soon as you
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Speaker 1: know who the finalists are, everyone starts flogging off their
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Speaker 1: tickets to... to whichever fan base has actually made it
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Speaker 1: into the game.
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Speaker 3: It actually makes sense, doesn't it?
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Speaker 1: It does.
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Speaker 5: It certainly does, Jase.
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Speaker 1: Good point.
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Speaker 3: Shall we go to the phone lines, fellas? G'day, Brad,
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Speaker 3: you mad bastard. How's life? Oh, life's good today, on site. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: good on you, mate.
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Speaker 1: How was it yesterday? Oh, it's the same again.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, how's it looking tomorrow?
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Speaker 1: Probably similar.
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Speaker 3: Okay, but it's Friday, though. Yeah, well, early, early not, maybe. Oh,
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Speaker 3: you treat yourself, man. I like it, Brad.
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Speaker 1: But stick around for the throbber.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, do.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, stay at work until the throbber, all right, Brad?
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Speaker 2: Okay, yep.
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Speaker 3: Tell me, Brad, what do you do for a crust? Building,
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Speaker 3: I'm imagining?
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Speaker 1: I'm a water technician.
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Speaker 3: You know one of those guys?
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 3: Kesey had one of those on his lawn today. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: that's right.
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Speaker 5: No, it was just a guy doing a piss.
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Speaker 1: Did you hear about that, Brad?
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Speaker 3: I did, I did.
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Speaker 1: What do you think about that?
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Speaker 3: I don't know how you'd stop that leak, though.
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Speaker 1: What do you think about that, man? If you walk
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Speaker 1: out on your front lawn and someone's just urinated on
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Speaker 1: your lawn, do you reckon that guy's just absolutely done, Keezy,
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Speaker 1: or what? He's done Keezy a ripper.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, good on you, mate.
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Speaker 5: Good stuff, Brad.
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Speaker 3: Tell me, Brad, what are you thinking, mate? Waz or cars? Oh,
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Speaker 3: I like cars, but I'm definitely more up to art. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Good on you, Brad. Yeah, good on you, mate.
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Speaker 3: You're in the draw. Stay on the line. Old Pugs
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Speaker 3: will look after you, all right? Cheers, guys. Good on you, mate. G'day, Justin,
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Speaker 3: you mad bastard. How's life?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, good, thanks, guys.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, good on you, mate. What do you do for
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Speaker 3: a crust, Justin?
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Speaker 2: I'm a production manager.
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Speaker 3: Oh, backbone.
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Speaker 1: What kind of TVs and movies and that sort of
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Speaker 1: thing are you?
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Speaker 2: No, I make animal products.
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Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
14:05
Speaker 1: Animal products. You've been suitably vague there. I like the
14:08
Speaker 1: sound of this.
14:10
Speaker 5: Hey, Justin, would you rather Bathurst or the NRL Grand Final, man?
14:13
Speaker 1: Definitely the NRL, fellas.
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Speaker 3: Good on you, mate. Good on you, Justin.
14:20
Speaker 5: Hey, you hold the line and I'll Pugsan. Pugsan will
14:22
Speaker 5: have a damn good go at you, right?
14:23
Speaker 3: Oh, no. Cheers, fellas. You guys have a good one, eh? Yeah,
14:27
Speaker 3: same with you, Justin, you backbone.
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Speaker 5: Why do you say, oh, no? What's wrong?
14:31
Speaker 1: Oh, because what did you call Pugs there, man?
14:33
Speaker 5: Pugsan.
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Speaker 4: Oh, no.
14:34
Speaker 5: Instead of Pugsan.
14:36
Speaker 1: You're thinking about that guy today, aren't you? Yeah, the
14:39
Speaker 1: Uber driver.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, he's really thrown me.
14:41
Speaker 3: Yeah, he is.
14:42
Speaker 5: To be honest, guys, I might need tomorrow off mental health.
14:45
Speaker 3: He's weakened you.
14:46
Speaker 5: Because he's done me, apparently.
14:48
Speaker 3: That's me and you that have both been done now.
14:50
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jess got done. Jess got done. What was that one?
14:54
Speaker 1: You got done.
14:55
Speaker 2: Idiot.
14:55
Speaker 1: Idiot.
14:57
Speaker 5: It's when you were ordering a sandwich and a guy
14:59
Speaker 5: came over, you asked what you'd ordered, you said the chicken,
15:01
Speaker 5: and then he said, ugh, idiot.
15:04
Speaker 3: Ban me.
15:04
Speaker 5: What if it was the same guy?
15:06
Speaker 3: Could have been.
15:07
Speaker 5: Have you ever been done, Mogi?
15:08
Speaker 1: Oh, probably, man. No doubt about it.
15:10
Speaker 5: I think you'd remember.
15:12
Speaker 1: My barber.
15:13
Speaker 3: Here's Iggy Pop.
15:15
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15:18
Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
15:20
Speaker 4: It'd be actually really nice to play the end of
15:22
Speaker 4: the song just on a loop You know while you
15:26
Speaker 4: were lying in your bed there and snuggled up and
15:30
Speaker 4: had a bit.
15:30
Speaker 1: Of a spoon.
15:31
Speaker 4: Just cuddling up nice and warm there and your naked
15:36
Speaker 4: body's just pressed against each other and.
15:39
Speaker 5: Why's your voice changing?
15:41
Speaker 3: Hey, Mistalk TV! What's on the telly with Mike Minogue. Yeah!
15:51
Speaker 3: That's right.
15:52
Speaker 1: Didn't watch anything last night, fellas. I was out on
15:54
Speaker 1: a date with my My best boy. Oh, Keezy over there.
15:58
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a date.
15:59
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Hot. No, it wasn't.
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Speaker 3: Sexy.
16:03
Speaker 5: We'll talk about it later.
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Speaker 3: Sweet.
16:06
Speaker 5: Jay, stop being weird.
16:07
Speaker 3: What do you mean, man?
16:08
Speaker 5: And tell us what you watched on TV.
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Speaker 1: He's been a charming bastard.
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Speaker 3: Thank you, mate.
16:11
Speaker 1: You better be careful, Keezy. He might just charm the
16:13
Speaker 1: pants off of you.
16:14
Speaker 3: Hey, Keezy.
16:15
Speaker 1: You like that?
16:16
Speaker 3: Keezy. All right. Yeah, hello.
16:21
Speaker 5: What is going on here?
16:22
Speaker 3: How are you talking?
16:23
Speaker 1: Giddy up.
16:24
Speaker 5: What did you watch last night? Something on Samsung TV.
16:28
Speaker 4: Alone.
16:28
Speaker 5: I watched Alone.
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Speaker 3: No, it wasn't on Samsung TV, actually, Keith. It was Netflix.
16:34
Speaker 5: For your information.
16:35
Speaker 4: A doco, The Preacher's Wife. Now, as you can imagine
16:41
Speaker 4: by the title, The Preacher... Is a piece of work.
16:46
Speaker 5: And he's married.
16:48
Speaker 3: And he's married. Yes, he is, Keezy.
16:50
Speaker 1: Wow. Good job from you, man.
16:51
Speaker 3: Thank you.
16:52
Speaker 4: And he has a member of his congregation, a beautiful
16:55
Speaker 4: young lady, who he's involved with.
17:01
Speaker 3: Let me put it that way.
17:02
Speaker 4: And then after preaching about fidelity, about the sanctity of marriage.
17:07
Speaker 1: Thank you.
17:08
Speaker 3: What does he do, Mogi?
17:09
Speaker 1: He can't help himself.
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Speaker 5: He has an affair.
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Speaker 3: He does, and he divorces his wife.
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Speaker 5: The preacher's wife.
17:17
Speaker 3: And marries this young congregation member.
17:21
Speaker 1: So she's now the preacher's wife.
17:22
Speaker 3: So she is now the preacher's wife.
17:25
Speaker 1: Should this have been called the preacher's ex-wife?
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
17:28
Speaker 3: What happens?
17:29
Speaker 1: Does she get, she's not happy?
17:32
Speaker 3: It's not good.
17:33
Speaker 5: The preacher's new wife?
17:34
Speaker 4: Suffice to say, their marriage is not good, and he's
17:39
Speaker 4: a real piece of work.
17:41
Speaker 1: Oh, he has another go.
17:42
Speaker 4: Well, he's having affairs all over the shop.
17:45
Speaker 5: Is he?
17:45
Speaker 1: Yes.
17:46
Speaker 3: Whilst preaching about.
17:48
Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Oftentimes you find that those that make the loudest noise
17:52
Speaker 1: or DJ got the most to hide. You're preaching to
17:54
Speaker 1: the congregation, mate. No, I'm preaching to the choir.
17:57
Speaker 3: The choir, yeah.
17:58
Speaker 1: What did I say?
17:59
Speaker 5: The congregation.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
18:00
Speaker 5: Sorry about that.
18:01
Speaker 4: Anyway, suffice to say, it's an unpleasant story. I think
18:06
Speaker 4: it went for three episodes.
18:07
Speaker 1: Good stuff, though.
18:08
Speaker 4: And my wife and I got in, you know, we
18:10
Speaker 4: were watching it for an episode and a half, and
18:12
Speaker 4: it got to one of those points where it's like, oh,
18:15
Speaker 4: I guess we have to find out what happens here.
18:17
Speaker 3: You know what's going to happen. It's annoying.
18:21
Speaker 1: Yeah.
18:21
Speaker 3: And it's a terrible story.
18:24
Speaker 4: And quite frankly, they could have told all of those
18:27
Speaker 4: three episodes in one.
18:28
Speaker 5: Yeah.
18:28
Speaker 2: Easily.
18:28
Speaker 1: That's what Netflix do.
18:29
Speaker 5: They drag it out.
18:30
Speaker 3: Easily.
18:31
Speaker 1: Yeah.
18:32
Speaker 3: Two buzzies. I don't recommend.
18:35
Speaker 1: Out of five.
18:36
Speaker 4: And you basically know what's happening. You know what's going
18:40
Speaker 4: to happen. You go, he's a piece of crap, and
18:43
Speaker 4: it's terrible.
18:43
Speaker 3: Yeah. Okay?
18:45
Speaker 4: All right.
18:45
Speaker 3: Thanks very much.
18:46
Speaker 1: Are you happy, Keezy?
18:47
Speaker 4: Could have done that all in one episode, but no,
18:50
Speaker 4: you had to drag it out over three.
18:51
Speaker 3: I didn't do it.
18:51
Speaker 5: I don't know why you're looking at me and yelling
18:53
Speaker 5: at me about it. Um, last night, fellas, I didn't
18:57
Speaker 5: watch anything because I was on a hot day with Mogi.
18:59
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Um, but... He was.
19:01
Speaker 5: More on that later.
19:02
Speaker 1: One of the best.
19:02
Speaker 5: Um, but this week, for the rest of the weekend,
19:04
Speaker 5: over the weekend, um, I'm going to be supporting, uh,
19:08
Speaker 5: someone who's very near and dear to my heart, Kirstie
19:11
Speaker 5: from Location, Location, Location. She had a fall in the
19:14
Speaker 5: garden yesterday, and, uh, she's in hospital with an injured foot.
19:19
Speaker 1: She fell over.
19:20
Speaker 5: She had a fall.
19:21
Speaker 1: Oh, she had a fall because she's that old. You've
19:22
Speaker 1: got a crush on her, right?
19:23
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've got a crush on her, so, um.
19:26
Speaker 3: Now, coming up.
19:27
Speaker 4: After 5 o'clock, I gave away some vouchers that might
19:32
Speaker 4: come dine with me.
19:33
Speaker 3: Oh, yes. And the fellas want to, you know, put
19:35
Speaker 3: it out there.
19:36
Speaker 5: I'm curious as to, like, can I actually cash in
19:38
Speaker 5: the voucher you gave me?
19:39
Speaker 3: Yeah.
19:40
Speaker 5: Or is this a bit of a joke?
19:41
Speaker 4: We can put it to the audience too, you know
19:43
Speaker 4: what I mean? What would they choose of all the
19:44
Speaker 4: vouchers that I gave out perhaps?
19:46
Speaker 5: That's a good one. 100% plus, fellas. I've been invited
19:49
Speaker 5: to a sleepover on Saturday night with a whole bunch
19:52
Speaker 5: of fellas.
19:53
Speaker 3: God, you're getting out and about, aren't you, Keezy?
19:55
Speaker 4: You're really putting yourself out there.
19:58
Speaker 1: Yeah.
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20:06
Speaker 4: Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope your Thursday's going along
20:09
Speaker 4: very nicely indeed. You're listening to The Big Show, incidentally,
20:13
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Speaker 5: Serving good times and good food. Dine in or take away.
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Speaker 5: Reburger today.
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Speaker 3: Reburger. Reburger.
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Speaker 5: Reburger.
20:32
Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff.
20:35
Speaker 5: We can't let that throw the whole show off.
20:37
Speaker 3: No, I know. I was just enjoying it. That's all.
20:39
Speaker 1: It was really good.
20:40
Speaker 3: That's all.
20:40
Speaker 1: It was really good stuff.
20:43
Speaker 4: Now, listen, coming up on the show, of course, we
20:45
Speaker 4: had Come Dine with the Fellas, Horty J edition.
20:47
Speaker 3: What a shit start to the day.
20:51
Speaker 4: And I gave out various vouchers for people, and there's
20:53
Speaker 4: some questions that need to be asked, apparently.
20:55
Speaker 5: Well, because are they joke vouchers?
20:57
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
20:58
Speaker 5: Like, was it a gag?
20:59
Speaker 1: Well, we'll get to it. We'll get to it. They
21:01
Speaker 1: were definitely gags, but were they also true?
21:04
Speaker 3: Yes.
21:04
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I wouldn't mind cashing mine in.
21:06
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, totally. What was your one?
21:10
Speaker 5: I'll tell you the next one.
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Speaker 3: Oh, we'll get to it. We'll get to it.
21:13
Speaker 4: So that's coming up very shortly. Indeed, in the meantime,
21:17
Speaker 4: let's go to Metallica.
21:18
Speaker 1: Yeah.
21:20
Speaker 5: Also coming up later in the hour, your chance to
21:21
Speaker 5: win a brand new Emerson's hoodie.
21:23
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
21:25
Speaker 5: Get ready to call 0800 HODAKI.
21:26
Speaker 2: The HODAKI Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
21:31
Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio HODAKI.
21:33
Speaker 3: Yes, indeed.
21:33
Speaker 4: Jimmy Eat World there on the Radio HODAKI Big Show
21:37
Speaker 4: this Thursday evening. The time is 13 minutes past 5 o'clock.
21:41
Speaker 1: Fellas, as you'll be aware, and most of our listeners too,
21:43
Speaker 1: we've been doing a little thingy called Come Down With
21:45
Speaker 1: The Fellas, where we host a dinner at our own houses,
21:48
Speaker 1: and all the fellas and their partners come around, and
21:50
Speaker 1: we enjoy a delicious meal and some great company.
21:52
Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
21:53
Speaker 1: As part of that, there's an entertainment element, and over
21:56
Speaker 1: at Horty J's place, where the theme was A Late
21:59
Speaker 1: Winter Christmas... We did a secret sander, or you did, Jason.
22:03
Speaker 1: You handled out a whole bunch of stuff, sort of
22:06
Speaker 1: prizes and things that were laying around the office here
22:08
Speaker 1: at Hideaki. Well, stuff that was special to the fellas
22:11
Speaker 1: in the team. Yeah, tat and tat that cost you nothing.
22:15
Speaker 1: And you wrapped it nicely. Thank you. But also as
22:18
Speaker 1: part of that, there was a voucher in each of
22:21
Speaker 1: the bags, and it was completely random. These vouchers were
22:25
Speaker 1: in there and beautifully handwritten.
22:27
Speaker 5: Yes.
22:27
Speaker 1: Not by you, of course.
22:29
Speaker 3: By my wife's mother, actually.
22:30
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. Just another example of how you cheated.
22:35
Speaker 1: How you cheated the other day. Other day, Jason.
22:38
Speaker 4: Which he's just very good at calligraphy there, Mogi, and
22:41
Speaker 4: it's like, go on then.
22:42
Speaker 1: Now, there's a selection of vouchers there, and sort of
22:46
Speaker 1: a debate began, and people started fighting over these vouchers.
22:52
Speaker 1: When the vouchers were invented by you, and you were
22:57
Speaker 1: allocating the services of the different people there without any
23:00
Speaker 1: knowledge by them or approval by them, or without them
23:05
Speaker 1: ever saying that they would do any of the things
23:06
Speaker 1: that were written down on the vouchers.
23:08
Speaker 4: Yes.
23:09
Speaker 1: So there's sort of a question, and we'll get to it,
23:12
Speaker 1: about whether or not these are legitimate and whether these
23:16
Speaker 1: vouchers are actually legal tender because people are getting phone
23:20
Speaker 1: calls wanting to cash them in.
23:22
Speaker 3: Yeah.
23:23
Speaker 1: We should probably go through, Keezy, what are on these vouchers.
23:26
Speaker 5: Yeah, so for example, I ended up with a voucher
23:29
Speaker 5: for a spa and a sauna with Pug Sun.
23:31
Speaker 1: That's right.
23:32
Speaker 5: One spa and sauna with me, Pugsan.
23:35
Speaker 1: That's right.
23:35
Speaker 5: And I will be cashing that in.
23:37
Speaker 1: That's my attitude. Now, Pugsan knew nothing about that.
23:39
Speaker 5: Yeah.
23:40
Speaker 1: Nothing about it. I got one, I think, in the end. Oh,
23:45
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I ended up with. Your wife
23:47
Speaker 1: actually got this one, Keezy. She opened it first. And
23:50
Speaker 1: it was a night on the town with old Mogi.
23:53
Speaker 3: How good.
23:54
Speaker 5: Which would have been a bit weird in my eyes
23:55
Speaker 5: if my wife cashes in a voucher and then her
23:58
Speaker 5: and old Mogi just go and get steamed.
24:00
Speaker 1: I've never seen your wife look so happy as when.
24:02
Speaker 3: She opened it. She was stoked. She was thrilled. She
24:04
Speaker 3: was absolutely into it. And why wouldn't you be? A
24:06
Speaker 3: night on the town with old Mogi. With old Mogi.
24:08
Speaker 1: God, you never know where you're going to end up, man.
24:11
Speaker 1: And as you found out last night, actually, when we
24:13
Speaker 1: went on our date. Now, at the end of it,
24:15
Speaker 1: I stole that off her because I was like, well, actually,
24:18
Speaker 1: I'd just quite like to take myself out for a
24:20
Speaker 1: solo night on the jet.
24:20
Speaker 5: But you're going out anyway.
24:21
Speaker 3: No, I'm going out anyway. As was your right.
24:25
Speaker 1: Well, I just thought it was best for our relationship, Keezy,
24:27
Speaker 1: if I didn't take out your wife. Fair?
24:31
Speaker 3: I don't know.
24:31
Speaker 1: My relationship's pretty secure, bro.
24:33
Speaker 5: I'm chill, bro.
24:36
Speaker 1: There are a bunch of others as well.
24:39
Speaker 3: A portrait.
24:40
Speaker 1: A portrait painted by my wife.
24:43
Speaker 3: She's a very gifted artist. She is.
24:45
Speaker 1: So you've offered her services. She knew nothing about this.
24:48
Speaker 5: So my wife's got that voucher.
24:49
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
24:50
Speaker 1: It better be worth something.
24:51
Speaker 5: She wants a life-size oil painting.
24:54
Speaker 1: Yeah, nice. A tour of Keezy's wife's work.
24:58
Speaker 3: Yeah, behind the scenes.
24:59
Speaker 1: A historical walk-in tour of the city with Jizzbot.
25:03
Speaker 5: Yeah, who won that one, actually? I'm not sure who
25:05
Speaker 5: won that one.
25:06
Speaker 1: And a makeover, I think my wife did, and a
25:08
Speaker 1: makeover by Pugs' Mrs. She'll come over, have a look
25:12
Speaker 1: at what's in your wardrobe, bin a bunch of stuff,
25:14
Speaker 1: and take you out to shop for new things.
25:16
Speaker 5: Yeah, she'll have you in a beret in no time.
25:18
Speaker 1: Yes. Now, all of these things were invented by Jase,
25:22
Speaker 1: but some people actually like the gifts.
25:24
Speaker 5: Well, to be fair, Jase's wife has a voucher for
25:27
Speaker 5: one night on the hot pot with old Keezy.
25:29
Speaker 3: That's right.
25:30
Speaker 5: Which I think is a great voucher.
25:31
Speaker 3: Yes, I'd bloody be into that. Yeah. I mean, who
25:34
Speaker 3: wouldn't be? And did you mention the arts and crafts
25:38
Speaker 3: afternoon with my wife? Oh, yeah, that's right.
25:39
Speaker 1: The arts and crafts afternoon with Hoare J's wife. How
25:42
Speaker 1: good would that be?
25:43
Speaker 3: Hell good.
25:43
Speaker 5: So the question is, are we able to cash these in?
25:47
Speaker 3: 100%, man.
25:49
Speaker 5: How do we go about doing that? Do we give
25:51
Speaker 5: it to you and then you sort of stamp it?
25:52
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'm assuming that you'd have to, for example,
25:55
Speaker 1: my wife would need to be paid.
25:57
Speaker 5: Because it's really easy for your wife to come have
26:00
Speaker 5: a hot pot with me.
26:01
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.
26:02
Speaker 1: It's like 50 bucks. That's right.
26:04
Speaker 3: Seriously, fellas, it's over to you now.
26:07
Speaker 4: So basically what happens is you get into contact with
26:10
Speaker 4: the person who's voucher you won.
26:12
Speaker 5: Right, so my wife calls Mogi's wife and says, hey,
26:15
Speaker 5: the portrait.
26:16
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:17
Speaker 4: When works best for you, what day, et cetera, et cetera.
26:22
Speaker 4: And then you sort of, I mean, I've done my part.
26:25
Speaker 4: So it's really just a case of.
26:28
Speaker 5: So I guess the question is, are we going to,
26:29
Speaker 5: because I'll honor the voucher for my services, which was
26:32
Speaker 5: having a hot pot.
26:34
Speaker 4: 100%.
26:34
Speaker 5: That can be cashed in whenever.
26:35
Speaker 3: And my wife's looking forward to it.
26:36
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, she stole it off someone else. She stole
26:38
Speaker 5: it off me so that she could join me.
26:40
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. I'm a little bit worried about that relationship
26:44
Speaker 1: still because, of course, Keezy gave a six. Yeah, it
26:47
Speaker 1: was a joke, though.
26:48
Speaker 5: It was a jokey six. Well, it wasn't actually. It
26:51
Speaker 5: was a Series 6. To be honest, it was probably
26:52
Speaker 5: more of a 5. But, like, that was last.
26:59
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I'm definitely going to use mine.
27:02
Speaker 3: Yeah, totally.
27:02
Speaker 1: Taking myself out for a night on the town with me.
27:04
Speaker 3: And why wouldn't you?
27:06
Speaker 5: Yeah.
27:06
Speaker 4: And I'm going to use mine with Pugs' partner, a
27:09
Speaker 4: wardrobe makeover. Come through Horny J's and she can just
27:12
Speaker 4: chuck out all that old sort of secondhand tat, get
27:16
Speaker 4: me some new boots, all sorts of stuff.
27:19
Speaker 3: What would you vote for, New Zealand? 3-4-8-3.
27:22
Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
27:26
Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
27:30
Speaker 5: I think I'll.
27:31
Speaker 3: Have myself a beer.
27:35
Speaker 2: The Radio Hauraki Big Show. Name our beer.
27:39
Speaker 1: Keezy's absolutely loving it, isn't he?
27:41
Speaker 3: Yeah, he does. He loves a beer.
27:42
Speaker 1: He's been singing a few brewskis.
27:44
Speaker 3: Yeah, getting ready for a big night.
27:45
Speaker 1: All of a sudden he's all excited.
27:47
Speaker 3: He's energised, isn't he?
27:49
Speaker 5: I'm fizzed up, fellas, because we're giving away an Emerson's hoodie.
27:52
Speaker 5: The great blokes at Emerson. I shouldn't say blokes, actually.
27:55
Speaker 5: The great team at Emerson's.
27:57
Speaker 4: Yes.
27:57
Speaker 5: One of my favourite people at Emerson's.
27:59
Speaker 1: Oh, Jandles.
28:00
Speaker 5: Remember her?
28:00
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do. I do.
28:01
Speaker 5: She looked after us last time we were broadcasting down there.
28:04
Speaker 5: Great time. Great time. Big weekend, actually. It's happening again too,
28:08
Speaker 5: the 2026 Dunedin Craft Beer and Food Festival. It is
28:12
Speaker 5: happening Friday, November 27th and Saturday, November 28th down in
28:16
Speaker 5: Dunedin at Forsyth Bar Stadium. If you're keen to go along, dunedinbeerfestival.co.nz. Musically,
28:22
Speaker 5: a lot of great acts performing. Shapeshifter, Troy Kingey, Red Fountain,
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Speaker 5: Park Road, and over 75 beer and food vendors.
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Speaker 4: How good, man, how good. Looking forward to getting down
28:34
Speaker 4: there again, fellas. But we've got a beer to name,
28:36
Speaker 4: don't we?
28:36
Speaker 5: We certainly do. Emerson's has brewed up a tropical hazy
28:39
Speaker 5: pale ale, which is specifically for this event. All you
28:42
Speaker 5: have to do is name it. and you can get
28:45
Speaker 5: yourself a free Emerson's hoodie. Plenty of chances. Just listen
28:48
Speaker 5: for that cue to call.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, totally.
28:49
Speaker 3: Let's go to the phone lines. G'day, Brian, you mad bastard.
28:52
Speaker 3: How's life? G'day, fellas.
28:54
Speaker 1: I'm good.
28:55
Speaker 3: What do you do for a crust, Brian? I work
28:58
Speaker 3: in sales.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, how do you go, man?
29:01
Speaker 4: Pretty average.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the one, man.
29:03
Speaker 5: You making targets, Brian?
29:06
Speaker 1: Enough to pay for some beers on a Friday. Yeah,
29:09
Speaker 1: that's the one, man. It can be hard, though, man, and,
29:12
Speaker 1: you know, sometimes you can be bothered and other times
29:14
Speaker 1: you can't be arsed, you know what I mean?
29:15
Speaker 3: A bit like Keyview on this show, isn't it? Yeah, exactly, man. Whoa!
29:20
Speaker 3: Shots fired, shots fired. Oh, jeez. So tell me, Brian,
29:25
Speaker 3: do you have a name for us? I was thinking
29:28
Speaker 3: Three Honkers Hazy. Oh, Three Honkers Hazy.
29:31
Speaker 5: That's actually a really great name.
29:33
Speaker 3: That is a very good name.
29:34
Speaker 5: It rolls off the tongue there, Brian. You've got a
29:37
Speaker 5: knack for.
29:37
Speaker 1: This stuff, man.
29:40
Speaker 3: Maybe you should move into advertising, Brian. Maybe I should, eh?
29:43
Speaker 1: Have you thought about getting into sales, Brian?
29:46
Speaker 3: Yeah, or a job on the radio.
29:47
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, man.
29:49
Speaker 5: You should come work on Hoducky. Sounds like that Keezy
29:52
Speaker 5: guy's been taking the piss.
29:53
Speaker 3: For far too long. You're better than that, Brian. You're
29:55
Speaker 3: better than that, man. Good stuff, mate. You've won yourself
29:58
Speaker 3: an Emerson's hoodie. Oh, wicked.
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Speaker 4: Thanks very much.
30:00
Speaker 3: No worries. Thank you.
30:01
Speaker 5: You hold the line, Brian, and Pugs will hand deliver
30:04
Speaker 5: it for you, all right? Thanks.
30:06
Speaker 3: No worries, mate. Three Honkers Hazy, that's pretty good.
30:09
Speaker 1: It's not bad, actually.
30:10
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, that's my favourite so far. Mind you, we've
30:12
Speaker 5: only had two names so far.
30:13
Speaker 3: What were the other ones?
30:14
Speaker 5: Can't remember.
30:14
Speaker 1: Yeah.
30:15
Speaker 3: Oh, Keezy on all fours looking over.
30:17
Speaker 1: His bottle top.
30:18
Speaker 3: Yeah, something like that.
30:19
Speaker 1: With me.
30:19
Speaker 3: With me, Beasy Keezy.
30:22
Speaker 5: AKA another great name. Don't forget to need beerfestival.co.nz. It's
30:26
Speaker 5: going to be a massive weekend. The big show's going
30:28
Speaker 5: to be down there as well. So head along, get
30:30
Speaker 5: yourself a ticket.
30:32
Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
30:35
Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
30:38
Speaker 4: Stone Temple Pilots here on the Radio Hodaki Big Show
30:41
Speaker 4: this Thursday evening.
30:42
Speaker 3: The time is 5.38.
30:44
Speaker 5: Fellas, interesting situation for me this weekend. A bit invited
30:49
Speaker 5: to a sleepover.
30:50
Speaker 1: Oh.
30:51
Speaker 5: Sleep. Well, it's... Do you remember when I went on
30:54
Speaker 5: a staggy last year?
30:56
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do.
30:57
Speaker 5: And you guys called me, and I don't remember the
30:59
Speaker 5: phone call.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
31:01
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was good stuff.
31:03
Speaker 1: That was interesting, that one, because you have previously pretended
31:08
Speaker 1: to be steamed. This is without a word of lie.
31:10
Speaker 1: This is completely honest.
31:11
Speaker 3: Early doors, yes.
31:12
Speaker 1: You have pretended to be steamed, like phone calls or
31:14
Speaker 1: whatever we've done sort of on air.
31:16
Speaker 5: And a few improvs and stuff.
31:17
Speaker 1: Fellas having a little laugh and all that sort of stuff.
31:19
Speaker 1: And when we called you that night for your staggy thingy,
31:23
Speaker 1: And you jumped on the phone. You sounded exactly like that.
31:25
Speaker 1: So we thought that you were putting it on again.
31:27
Speaker 3: We did.
31:28
Speaker 1: And it took quite a long time to realise, oh, no, no, no.
31:31
Speaker 1: He is hammered.
31:32
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
31:33
Speaker 1: And he sounds exactly like his impression of himself when
31:37
Speaker 1: he's hammered.
31:37
Speaker 5: Yeah.
31:38
Speaker 1: It was quite amazing.
31:40
Speaker 5: And the giveaway was that I swore a couple of times.
31:43
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
31:45
Speaker 5: And then, oof.
31:46
Speaker 1: And not for the first time.
31:47
Speaker 4: No.
31:47
Speaker 5: On the Monday as well, Pugs was like, oh, that
31:49
Speaker 5: phone call was all G. And I was like, what
31:50
Speaker 5: phone call was that? It was like, oh, my God,
31:53
Speaker 5: that's right.
31:53
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
31:55
Speaker 5: So that staggy, I went on.
31:55
Speaker 1: We should replay that.
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Speaker 4: Nah. Actually, do we have that in the files there, Pugsan?
32:00
Speaker 5: It's been deleted, guys. But a few of those fellas
32:06
Speaker 5: are having a get-together up here in Auckland because that
32:08
Speaker 5: was down south.
32:09
Speaker 3: Yeah.
32:09
Speaker 5: And I linked up with them, and they were like,
32:11
Speaker 5: you should come to the sleepover, man. It's out in Clevedon.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
32:16
Speaker 1: Oh, yes.
32:16
Speaker 5: Out in Clevedon out there.
32:17
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
32:17
Speaker 5: So it's quite far away. And so they were just like,
32:19
Speaker 5: just bring your sleeping bag.
32:20
Speaker 1: You know they've got the tagline out there? Because it's
32:23
Speaker 1: like Hamilton, the city of the future, that sort of stuff.
32:27
Speaker 1: No one can hear you scream in Clevedon.
32:30
Speaker 4: Oh.
32:32
Speaker 5: What's that about? I thought it was all about like
32:35
Speaker 5: strawberry picking and stuff out there. They have a really
32:39
Speaker 5: nice market.
32:40
Speaker 3: Don't they?
32:40
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what they have a lot of in Clevedon,
32:43
Speaker 4: because that's my old hood.
32:44
Speaker 1: What's that, Jase?
32:45
Speaker 4: Just beyond Cleveton is O'Reilly Point, where I used to
32:49
Speaker 4: live for a couple of years.
32:50
Speaker 5: Yeah.
32:50
Speaker 4: A lot of peacocks. A lot of peacocks in Cleveton.
32:54
Speaker 4: A lot of farm country.
32:55
Speaker 3: Yeah. A lot of bush.
32:57
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's fairly rural. So you mean
32:59
Speaker 5: like the birds, the peacocks?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's thousands of them.
33:02
Speaker 1: Millions of them.
33:03
Speaker 5: Well, keep an eye out.
33:04
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you should.
33:05
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I will.
33:06
Speaker 1: Well, go on then.
33:08
Speaker 3: Just do it. I will.
33:11
Speaker 5: Keep an eye out for peacocks. Anyway, fellas, the reason
33:14
Speaker 5: I bring it up is, you know, I've been told
33:16
Speaker 5: to bring my sleeping bag. Something to sleep on, so
33:19
Speaker 5: I've dusted off my camp stretcher. I'm not even joking either.
33:24
Speaker 5: It's the first time I've slept on it since I
33:26
Speaker 5: was in high school.
33:26
Speaker 1: Is that where you sit, outside or in the bush?
33:28
Speaker 5: No, no, no, at his place, at the fella's place there.
33:32
Speaker 5: I just think so I've got something comfy to lie on,
33:34
Speaker 5: my stretcher. So it'll be late, and it's Saturday night there,
33:38
Speaker 5: and there's about 20 fellas going. Got a brisket on, apparently.
33:41
Speaker 1: Have we spoken about why? They're just having a few beers.
33:44
Speaker 5: The guy who lives there, his partner's away for the weekend.
33:47
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
33:48
Speaker 5: And so he was like, let's get the fellas around,
33:49
Speaker 5: and then he extended the invite to a few of
33:51
Speaker 5: the boys there at the Staggy.
33:53
Speaker 1: Yeah, right.
33:54
Speaker 5: So obviously I'm going to be going along with my
33:56
Speaker 5: sleeping bag there and my camp stretcher. And I was
34:00
Speaker 5: just like, I just haven't had a sleepover with, you know,
34:02
Speaker 5: with films.
34:03
Speaker 3: 20 dudes.
34:03
Speaker 1: Yeah. Have you not?
34:05
Speaker 5: No, not in a long, not since school, man. I
34:07
Speaker 5: haven't had a sleepover since school.
34:08
Speaker 3: Do you have to take anything?
34:11
Speaker 1: He probably will.
34:12
Speaker 4: Yeah.
34:15
Speaker 1: I'd say so. From the sounds of it.
34:21
Speaker 5: Yeah, I do, Jase. Yeah, that was part of the deal.
34:23
Speaker 1: Right.
34:25
Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
34:28
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34:31
Speaker 4: Arctic Monkeys there on the Hodaki Big Show this Thursday evening.
34:35
Speaker 4: The time is 5.45. And old Keezy's going for a
34:39
Speaker 4: bit of a sleepover this weekend with 20 fellas out
34:42
Speaker 4: in Clevedon.
34:43
Speaker 5: 20 dudes, yeah.
34:44
Speaker 4: I'm thinking to myself, something you could take, a couple
34:48
Speaker 4: of loaves of white bread for the sausage fest.
34:56
Speaker 1: Boom he's done you I like this he's done you
35:00
Speaker 1: again man.
35:00
Speaker 5: Before you come on here he's like yeah I've got
35:01
Speaker 5: something to suggest and it was the ultimate singer.
35:06
Speaker 1: We can just wrap it up there man no we
35:07
Speaker 1: can't you can pack it up and go home nah nah.
35:10
Speaker 5: He's done you it's good stuff Jase um And obviously
35:15
Speaker 5: some sauce and some musty.
35:16
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't double down on it.
35:19
Speaker 1: Because you've taken out your camp stretcher and your sleeping bag.
35:24
Speaker 1: I don't even know if you remember this, Keezy, but
35:26
Speaker 1: what you might want to do is you can actually
35:28
Speaker 1: zip together two separate sleeping bags so two people can
35:31
Speaker 1: fit in it.
35:32
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's great.
35:33
Speaker 1: I don't know why. Just floating the idea.
35:35
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I'm not going to need that at the sleepover.
35:38
Speaker 3: I am worried about... Jase, you've done enough.
35:41
Speaker 1: At 11pm.
35:46
Speaker 3: Keezy. Picture this for me, would you, Mogi?
35:49
Speaker 1: Yeah.
35:50
Speaker 4: There's 19 other fellas there, right?
35:52
Speaker 3: And old Keezy's getting a bit sleepy.
35:54
Speaker 1: Well, Keezy's running around. He's got his Tony jacket on.
35:57
Speaker 3: He's got his Tony jacket on.
35:58
Speaker 1: Nothing on underneath. It's just nips all over the shop.
36:01
Speaker 3: Yes. And then he cracks open his little home, his
36:05
Speaker 3: little stretcher.
36:07
Speaker 5: I've got to build it first.
36:07
Speaker 3: It takes a while. That's what I mean.
36:09
Speaker 1: Oink.
36:11
Speaker 4: And he puts it, you know, in a little corner
36:13
Speaker 4: and he makes himself a little man nest.
36:16
Speaker 5: Yeah, a little man nest for old Keezy. I am
36:20
Speaker 5: also thinking of taking because one thing I've found is
36:23
Speaker 5: now that I'm in my 30s, whenever I sleep in
36:24
Speaker 5: a room like Magic Round, for example, or like you
36:27
Speaker 5: go on a stag do and there might be three
36:29
Speaker 5: other dudes in the room with you snoring, I'll take
36:31
Speaker 5: my eye mask and earplugs as well. And your inhaler.
36:37
Speaker 5: And my inhaler, obviously.
36:39
Speaker 1: I've got to go.
36:41
Speaker 5: Go to a sleepover without my Simbacorp mogi. But the
36:45
Speaker 5: issue is I only know like three of the guys going.
36:48
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:48
Speaker 5: So there'll be 16 strangers.
36:51
Speaker 2: Yeah.
36:52
Speaker 5: And you know what I mean? Yeah.
36:55
Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you. It sounds like hell on earth.
36:57
Speaker 5: Yeah, what do you reckon, Jase?
36:59
Speaker 1: Having said that, when I was your age, I used
37:00
Speaker 1: to do that sort of stuff all the time. Yeah, right.
37:03
Speaker 1: And then when you find yourself sleeping in a room
37:05
Speaker 1: with six or seven other people, everyone's snoring and ripping
37:07
Speaker 1: ass and all that sort of thing, you think to yourself,
37:09
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
37:11
Speaker 3: This is awesome.
37:11
Speaker 1: What have I done?
37:12
Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, yeah, true.
37:14
Speaker 3: I'm going to be drafty.
37:16
Speaker 1: Then you get your loaf of white bread.
37:25
Speaker 4: Out.
37:25
Speaker 5: Sorry, Jase, just writing it down. Is it toast slice
37:28
Speaker 5: or sandwich slice?
37:29
Speaker 3: You've got to go toast, Keith.
37:30
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, cool.
37:33
Speaker 5: Do you guys like The Killers?
37:34
Speaker 3: Yeah.
37:38
Speaker 5: Jase has genuinely lost the plot.
37:43
Speaker 1: Oh, God.
37:46
Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
37:50
Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
37:52
Speaker 3: Yes, indeed.
37:52
Speaker 4: Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope your Thursday night's going
37:56
Speaker 4: off as we head into the end of the week.
37:58
Speaker 4: You're listening to The Big Show brought to you by Reburger.
38:02
Speaker 5: Crave with your street food, freshly made with old Reburger
38:04
Speaker 5: over there. Eh, fellas?
38:06
Speaker 2: Yeah.
38:06
Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff.
38:07
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
38:08
Speaker 5: What's the dinner plan tonight for you, Mo?
38:10
Speaker 1: I feel like dinner tonight, like dinner tonight. I don't know.
38:15
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's always a surprise for me, fellas.
38:18
Speaker 1: It doesn't bother me. It doesn't preoccupy me at all.
38:20
Speaker 1: I don't need to know. It is what it is.
38:22
Speaker 4: Yeah.
38:22
Speaker 3: Now, I know you guys are going to give me
38:24
Speaker 3: a lot of chip about this.
38:25
Speaker 1: Don't say it, man. I can't handle it.
38:28
Speaker 4: This is true. This is true, my wife and I,
38:30
Speaker 4: because we were going to have chicken korma, right? Because
38:34
Speaker 4: my daughter's coming home again, and she loves chicken korma.
38:37
Speaker 4: But she's not coming home now, so we're like, oh, well,
38:39
Speaker 4: should we flag that to when she comes home?
38:42
Speaker 5: Yeah.
38:42
Speaker 4: And we'll just go and buy, you know, get something
38:43
Speaker 4: nice to eat. So I'm thinking, because there's a new store,
38:47
Speaker 4: a Reburger store in the.
38:49
Speaker 3: CBD, right?
38:50
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right. Key Street, there's one.
38:53
Speaker 3: That's quite far, though.
38:54
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is. So carry on, though, Jase.
38:58
Speaker 3: So I'm thinking Reburger.
39:00
Speaker 5: Oh, really?
39:01
Speaker 3: Genuinely. Hand on heart. Yeah, yeah. Genuinely hand on heart.
39:05
Speaker 1: Your heart's on the other side, man.
39:06
Speaker 4: Oh, is it?
39:07
Speaker 1: Yeah.
39:08
Speaker 3: Is it really?
39:08
Speaker 5: It's lower as well. It's lower than that.
39:10
Speaker 2: Oh, is it?
39:10
Speaker 5: Down there, that's it.
39:11
Speaker 4: What?
39:11
Speaker 3: My groin?
39:12
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's where it is.
39:13
Speaker 3: Oh, right.
39:13
Speaker 4: Okay.
39:14
Speaker 3: So, Sarah, that'll be me. What about, oh, will they
39:16
Speaker 3: have snacks at the band? The Battle of the Bands.
39:18
Speaker 3: The Battle of the Bands.
39:19
Speaker 5: All I know is it's free booze.
39:21
Speaker 3: Yeah.
39:21
Speaker 1: That's all that matters. You'll be sucking on a hot
39:23
Speaker 1: dog or something, won't you?
39:25
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll be sucking on a hot dog. Last year,
39:26
Speaker 5: there were hot dogs, like your Fritz Wienery type situation
39:30
Speaker 5: which I love I love a spicy glizzy hot dog
39:32
Speaker 5: you do get it down me and I've already had
39:36
Speaker 5: some sushi so I've got a good lining a good
39:39
Speaker 5: platform there yes and I'm ready to just sort of
39:41
Speaker 5: build upon that fellas yeah good on you which I'm
39:43
Speaker 5: excited for.
39:44
Speaker 4: Well you're ready to wash it all away basically yeah
39:48
Speaker 4: does that.
39:49
Speaker 1: Sound right I don't know. Okay. What does that mean?
39:51
Speaker 3: Get steamed? Just waves of beer hitting your food wall. Yeah,
39:54
Speaker 3: hitting the shore, yeah.
39:55
Speaker 5: A tsunami of beer.
39:56
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. 100%.
39:56
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
39:57
Speaker 5: It's going to be great, though, fellas. Looking forward to
40:00
Speaker 5: tomorrow's show.
40:00
Speaker 4: Same.
40:01
Speaker 1: Can't wait.
40:01
Speaker 5: Do you like royal blood?
40:03
Speaker 1: Actually, I'll be honest with you, Keezy, yes.
40:05
Speaker 3: So do I, actually.
40:07
Speaker 1: You just do this all the way through. All right, stop.
40:14
Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
40:17
Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki. One simple question.
40:22
Speaker 2: One weekend of a lifetime.
40:25
Speaker 1: Would you rather....
40:27
Speaker 4: Yes, indeed, Waz or Cars. Now, I understand, Mogi, of course,
40:31
Speaker 4: you've got tickets for the grand final.
40:33
Speaker 1: I do.
40:34
Speaker 4: Do you already have a sort of preset plan? Because
40:37
Speaker 4: if it is the Waz, it's going to be massive.
40:40
Speaker 1: Yeah.
40:41
Speaker 4: And I think you mentioned you don't want to go
40:42
Speaker 4: big the day before or whatever.
40:44
Speaker 3: Yeah.
40:44
Speaker 4: Because you don't want to miss what could potentially be
40:47
Speaker 4: the greatest day in Waz history because you're seedy.
40:51
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, this is the thing, Hoide Jezbot, If I
40:55
Speaker 1: get over to the grand final weekend on a Saturday
40:59
Speaker 1: or even a Friday, I'm going to be so excited
41:01
Speaker 1: that I'm not going to be able to help myself.
41:03
Speaker 1: And I'm going to get on the hammer. So I've
41:05
Speaker 1: got a flight. It lands at 1 p.m. on the
41:08
Speaker 1: Sunday before the game kicks off.
41:10
Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
41:11
Speaker 1: Almost impossible for me to bugger it up from there.
41:13
Speaker 3: Yes.
41:14
Speaker 1: But I have to do that. I have to recognize...
41:17
Speaker 1: I have to recognise what's in my genes, what kind
41:19
Speaker 1: of DNA I've got.
41:20
Speaker 5: Yes.
41:20
Speaker 1: I cannot resist. I've never resisted a first-night fever, so
41:23
Speaker 1: just plan accordingly.
41:24
Speaker 3: Yeah, fair enough.
41:25
Speaker 1: I know what's in your genes. Yeah, I bet you do.
41:27
Speaker 5: A tiny pecker.
41:28
Speaker 1: That's not cool, man.
41:31
Speaker 3: Oh, sorry.
41:31
Speaker 5: Hey, let's go to the lines there, feelers.
41:33
Speaker 3: G'day, Mike, you mad bastard. How's life? Yeah, good, fellas.
41:38
Speaker 3: Good on you, mate. Tell me, Mike, you had a
41:40
Speaker 3: good day, have you, mate?
41:42
Speaker 1: Oh, not bad, mate.
41:43
Speaker 3: Yeah, good on you. What do you do for a crust, Mike?
41:45
Speaker 1: I'm a dippy. Oh, a chippy.
41:47
Speaker 5: Oh, a chippy backbone.
41:48
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're busy, you chippies. It feels like
41:52
Speaker 4: there's a lot of work on at the moment.
41:54
Speaker 1: Oh, it depends who you ask, but I'm busy.
41:56
Speaker 3: Yeah, good on you, mate.
41:57
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, man. Exactly.
41:59
Speaker 5: Mike, cars or wars, man?
42:02
Speaker 1: Wars all day.
42:03
Speaker 3: Yeah, boy. No, you're right, mate.
42:05
Speaker 1: What would it mean to you, Mike, there, if the
42:07
Speaker 1: old wars got up and won a grand final? What's
42:10
Speaker 1: the first? Are you taking the week off work, can
42:11
Speaker 1: I ask you? Yeah, of course, of course. What would
42:15
Speaker 1: it mean to me? Jeez, I might even cry for
42:17
Speaker 1: the first time ever.
42:18
Speaker 3: Yeah.
42:19
Speaker 1: I think so as well, man.
42:20
Speaker 5: Far out.
42:20
Speaker 1: I think so too.
42:21
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a pretty big day if that happens.
42:22
Speaker 1: Huge day.
42:23
Speaker 5: 100%, Mike. Thanks so much for calling, mate. You're in
42:25
Speaker 5: the draw. You hold the line, all right?
42:27
Speaker 1: All right.
42:27
Speaker 3: Love you, mate. Love you.
42:28
Speaker 1: Miss you.
42:30
Speaker 3: How do you say that name?
42:32
Speaker 1: Bryony.
42:32
Speaker 3: I was going to say Bryony. G'day, Bryony. How's life?
42:34
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good, thanks.
42:36
Speaker 3: Good on you, mate.
42:37
Speaker 5: How do you say that name?
42:38
Speaker 3: Well, it was just the spelling of it. Well, it's
42:41
Speaker 3: a rare name. And I'm quite blind, Bryony. You'll have
42:44
Speaker 3: to forgive me. Tell me, how's your day been, Bryony? Yeah,
42:48
Speaker 3: it's been good.
42:48
Speaker 1: Bryony, can you tell me, were you the first born
42:52
Speaker 1: in your family and is your dad's name Bryon?
42:56
Speaker 3: No. My uncle's name is Brian.
42:58
Speaker 1: Whose is?
42:59
Speaker 3: I was not the first born. The uncle.
43:01
Speaker 1: The uncle's name is Brian, because oftentimes you'll find that
43:03
Speaker 1: you get, we thought I was going to have a son.
43:05
Speaker 1: I want to name him Brian, but I've got a daughter,
43:07
Speaker 1: so I'm going to call her Briony. That is not
43:09
Speaker 1: what happens. That happens all the time. I think that's
43:12
Speaker 1: what might be what happens.
43:13
Speaker 5: I think that's exactly what happens.
43:14
Speaker 3: Is that what happens to you, Briony?
43:15
Speaker 1: I think that's what happens.
43:17
Speaker 3: I think that's what happens, yes.
43:19
Speaker 1: You'll catch it on.
43:20
Speaker 3: Tell me, Briony, what do you do for a crust? Oh,
43:23
Speaker 3: I'm a social worker. Oh, that is backbone. Massive backbone.
43:26
Speaker 3: That's backbone.
43:27
Speaker 4: That is bloody hard jack of that. Tell me, Bryony,
43:31
Speaker 4: what are you going for, Waz or Cars?
43:33
Speaker 3: Waz. Yeah. Yeah, good on you, Bryony. Yeah, I think so, mate.
43:36
Speaker 1: That's the one, mate. Are you going to take Bryony
43:37
Speaker 1: with you?
43:38
Speaker 2: No.
43:41
Speaker 3: Who are you going to take, Bryony?
43:43
Speaker 1: Look, I'm entering for my partner.
43:46
Speaker 4: Oh.
43:47
Speaker 1: What's his name?
43:48
Speaker 3: Bryony. His name's Grant. Grant.
43:50
Speaker 1: Grant.
43:53
Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff. He's a shocking bastard. All right, Brian,
43:56
Speaker 3: you're in the draw. Good luck.
43:57
Speaker 4: Awesome, thank you.
43:58
Speaker 3: Thanks, mate.
43:59
Speaker 1: How good, man.
44:00
Speaker 5: God, it's exciting, isn't it? It's a full-blown weekend at
44:03
Speaker 5: the NRL Grand Final or a massive weekend at Bathurst,
44:06
Speaker 5: Mount Panorama there. You decide. Keep an ear out for
44:09
Speaker 5: the cue to call 0800-HODUCKY.
44:10
Speaker 1: Look, there's no wrong answers, is there? If it's your passion,
44:13
Speaker 1: you can't go wrong either way. But if you're into
44:15
Speaker 1: the wars... Through Radio Hauraki, you get yourself and, you know,
44:19
Speaker 1: you and your mate, you go over to the grand final.
44:21
Speaker 1: The Waas are playing.
44:22
Speaker 3: Yeah.
44:22
Speaker 1: The Waas win their first ever title. Far out. And
44:26
Speaker 1: you've won the competition off the radio. How good is that?
44:29
Speaker 5: And everything's taken care of. Your flights, your transfers, your hotel.
44:33
Speaker 5: There's functions. There's a boat cruise the day before. You
44:35
Speaker 5: go to the Randwick races. Have a bigger, massive blowout.
44:38
Speaker 3: Ruin the second day. It's unbelievable.
44:41
Speaker 4: That could be the greatest day of your life.
44:45
Speaker 1: It could well be.
44:47
Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
44:50
Speaker 2: in weekdays at four on Radio Hodaki.
44:53
Speaker 3: Yes, indeed.
44:53
Speaker 4: The Verve there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
44:57
Speaker 4: Thursday evening. Now, fellas, you'll be aware of the fact
45:00
Speaker 4: that old hoodie J doesn't smoke anymore.
45:03
Speaker 5: Yeah.
45:03
Speaker 3: Yeah.
45:03
Speaker 1: Sure.
45:04
Speaker 3: I mean, I vape. I vape.
45:05
Speaker 1: Yeah, you do.
45:06
Speaker 3: A lot.
45:07
Speaker 4: And I was thinking to myself, you know, we've been
45:10
Speaker 4: here so many times.
45:11
Speaker 3: I know. I know. And I've been thinking to myself, oh, God,
45:16
Speaker 3: What a stupid.
45:17
Speaker 4: Thing for a grown man to be doing.
45:19
Speaker 1: I agree.
45:20
Speaker 4: And I look at all the people out on the
45:21
Speaker 4: street and I go, God, it's a ridiculous habit.
45:23
Speaker 1: It's mostly children. It is.
45:25
Speaker 3: It's mostly the kids.
45:26
Speaker 4: And it's like, what's a massively successful DJ, a sort
45:31
Speaker 4: of icon of the country, of the city, what am
45:34
Speaker 4: I doing sucking on this stupid bloody thing?
45:37
Speaker 3: Yeah.
45:37
Speaker 4: And I was thinking about, okay, well, I've got to
45:40
Speaker 4: think about ways to give this up. And I could have,
45:42
Speaker 4: of course, just give it up. Well, you can't.
45:45
Speaker 3: But I can't. Exactly, Mogi. My particular vape is tobacco flavoured, right?
45:52
Speaker 5: It's the closest to smoking.
45:54
Speaker 3: That I can get without smoking. Yeah.
45:57
Speaker 4: And, of course, I'm aware of the fact that there's
46:01
Speaker 4: lots of flavours out there. So there was one time,
46:05
Speaker 4: because there was only one shop that gives me the
46:07
Speaker 4: flavours that I want or has this particular vape replacement, right?
46:11
Speaker 4: And they had no replacements of tobacco.
46:14
Speaker 1: Oh, God.
46:14
Speaker 4: So I opted for a black tea. As in, you know,
46:18
Speaker 4: I went, oh, black tea, that'll probably be it.
46:20
Speaker 5: So like an English breakfast almost.
46:21
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, just like, it's kind of.
46:23
Speaker 1: Sort of like a rooibos.
46:24
Speaker 3: It's kind of bitter.
46:25
Speaker 1: Sort of like a green tea. Yeah. Like a jasmine,
46:29
Speaker 1: sort of jasmine tea. But the thing was.
46:31
Speaker 5: Oh, it's more of an Earl Grey.
46:32
Speaker 3: Guys, please. The thing was that I started, you know,
46:38
Speaker 3: sucking on this dude. I bet you did. On this.
46:41
Speaker 5: You've got to stop saying dude like that.
46:44
Speaker 3: Honestly.
46:45
Speaker 5: Sucking on your vape.
46:46
Speaker 4: And what I found is I didn't like it. It
46:48
Speaker 4: was too sharp. How did the dude feel about it?
46:52
Speaker 4: It just wasn't right. And as a consequence of that,
46:54
Speaker 4: I smoked less because I wasn't a fan of it.
46:58
Speaker 3: It was not that great, actually. So where is that now, though?
47:06
Speaker 4: I've still got it as an emergency replacement.
47:10
Speaker 1: You bought a different one.
47:11
Speaker 3: Well, no, because then they came back a couple of
47:14
Speaker 3: days later. They had the one I liked.
47:15
Speaker 1: But how did you know that they had the one
47:17
Speaker 1: that you liked?
47:17
Speaker 3: Because I went back in there a couple of days later.
47:21
Speaker 5: Do you know how you can make your other one
47:23
Speaker 5: taste better? Is get a milk-flavoured vape. And a sugar-flavored vape. Yeah,
47:28
Speaker 5: that's a good idea. And a big drag of the tea,
47:31
Speaker 5: a little one of the milk, a little of the sugar.
47:32
Speaker 3: This is my point.
47:33
Speaker 4: What I've realized is what I need to do is
47:35
Speaker 4: get a flavor that I don't like, okay, so that
47:38
Speaker 4: I smoke less and eventually go off it.
47:40
Speaker 3: You know, because there's a theory like when you're.
47:42
Speaker 4: Smoking, if you want to give up, just smoke like
47:45
Speaker 4: 100 in a row because you'll feel so nauseous and ill.
47:48
Speaker 4: And I have that same theory with a different flavor.
47:51
Speaker 4: And I got a different flavor today, and it's fantastic.
47:54
Speaker 1: Yeah.
47:56
Speaker 3: And I think it's going to work.
47:58
Speaker 5: What is it?
47:58
Speaker 4: Theatre.
48:00
Speaker 3: Yeah, feta cheese.
48:02
Speaker 1: But you like feta cheese.
48:04
Speaker 3: But only in a pastry, not in a vape.
48:07
Speaker 5: Oh.
48:07
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
48:08
Speaker 1: What about sprinkled over a beetroot salad?
48:11
Speaker 3: I don't like beetroot.
48:12
Speaker 1: Do you not like a beetroot?
48:14
Speaker 3: Beetroot's delicious. No, I don't. I hate it.
48:15
Speaker 1: Really?
48:15
Speaker 5: Well, why don't you get a beetroot-flavoured vape?
48:17
Speaker 3: Well, they don't have them, Keezy, obviously. Wake up. Whoa, whoa.
48:21
Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
48:24
Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
48:34
Speaker 3: Well, there you go, you mad bastards.
48:35
Speaker 4: That's the big show done and dusted this Thursday. We chatted,
48:40
Speaker 4: as always, about a lot of stuff on the disclaimer.
48:42
Speaker 4: What's the clip today, Keezy?
48:44
Speaker 1: Before you get into that, Keezy, Jase, what was your
48:46
Speaker 1: favourite thing we chatted about today?
48:49
Speaker 3: I think Keezy, his Uber driver, weeing on the lawn.
48:53
Speaker 5: That wasn't on the podcast outro.
48:54
Speaker 1: No, that was in the show.
48:54
Speaker 3: Oh, you mean in the podcast outro. Oh, look, it's
48:58
Speaker 3: hard to pick.
48:59
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is, isn't it? Is that because you can't
49:01
Speaker 1: remember a single thing we said?
49:02
Speaker 3: Yes.
49:02
Speaker 1: Because that's the case for me.
49:04
Speaker 3: Yes.
49:04
Speaker 5: Mogi talked about being sleepy, maybe?
49:08
Speaker 1: No, that was at the start of the show.
49:10
Speaker 5: Was it?
49:10
Speaker 3: Yeah.
49:11
Speaker 5: How about this, fellas? We've got a clip here. It's
49:13
Speaker 5: called The Man, and it comes out at 7.30 tonight.
49:15
Speaker 5: You're the man.
49:17
Speaker 1: I am. a lot of mental health issues in town.
49:22
Speaker 3: I can't help it. I mean, I'm just me, man.
49:25
Speaker 3: I mean, I can't. I mean, if people want to
49:28
Speaker 3: call me a legend, who am I to disagree?
49:30
Speaker 2: That's true.
49:31
Speaker 5: There you go. It's just Chase.
49:34
Speaker 3: Well, I imagine... Being a legend.
49:38
Speaker 4: I imagine, Mogi, after your big date last night, a
49:41
Speaker 4: quiet one for old Mogi tonight.
49:42
Speaker 1: Absolutely. Absolutely exhausted. I'll just go home. I'll just dwell
49:47
Speaker 1: on the memories, contemplate them. Yeah. Roll them around in
49:51
Speaker 1: my mind as if a lozenge in my mouth. Yes.
49:54
Speaker 1: Tongue in it.
49:55
Speaker 5: To be fair, you always bite your lozenges.
49:58
Speaker 3: I do.
49:58
Speaker 1: I crack straight through the bastards. I really want to
50:01
Speaker 1: get into the bastard. I've got some book to read.
50:04
Speaker 3: The bars or a bath?
50:05
Speaker 1: The bath.
50:06
Speaker 3: Oh, a bath.
50:07
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to get into the bath tonight.
50:08
Speaker 3: I do.
50:09
Speaker 1: So, yeah, I won't be doing very much at all there, fellas. Yeah.
50:11
Speaker 1: I've got well-rested for tomorrow.
50:13
Speaker 4: So you'll be in the bath thinking about your hot
50:17
Speaker 4: date with Keezy.
50:18
Speaker 1: Whereas Keezy will be at a bar.
50:20
Speaker 5: I will be at a bar. Oh, no, judging a
50:25
Speaker 5: Battle of the Bands type set-up.
50:28
Speaker 3: That's good, man.
50:28
Speaker 5: With free alcohol.
50:29
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, there'll be.
50:30
Speaker 5: I think I'll get a free hot dog as well.
50:32
Speaker 3: I'm looking forward to tomorrow. Are there hot dogs?
50:33
Speaker 5: Yeah, I will be a wee bit, you know, dusty.
50:36
Speaker 1: Go easy on Keezy.
50:37
Speaker 5: But you know me, I'll still be professional in that.
50:39
Speaker 1: You keep saying that. I've never seen the evidence of that.
50:41
Speaker 4: Same.
50:42
Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. Jase, what are you doing tonight, man?
50:44
Speaker 3: I'm just going to go home and hang out with
50:47
Speaker 3: my lovely wife. Good on you, man.
50:48
Speaker 4: Yeah.
50:49
Speaker 3: And that, actually, I think... Oh, no, I did that. Oh,
50:53
Speaker 3: when did we do that?
50:53
Speaker 1: Keezy, I think what we have to do moving forward
50:55
Speaker 1: is the first person we have to ask what they're
50:57
Speaker 1: doing is Jase.
50:58
Speaker 3: Ah, it's Jase. Yeah, that probably makes sense, fellas. Yeah.
51:03
Speaker 4: Because I'm always, you know, I'm in that situation where
51:06
Speaker 4: I'm just tossing about.
51:08
Speaker 3: Can you finish the show, please?
51:10
Speaker 4: Hey, now listen, check out the Instagram, check out the podcast.
51:13
Speaker 4: Until tomorrow, goodbye.
51:15
Speaker 1: See you. Bye.
51:31
Speaker 3: Thank you.