Latest / The Ben Maller Show / Hour 3 - QBs Say the Darndest Things

Transcript

Hour 3 - QBs Say the Darndest Things · The Ben Maller Show

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: It's a bear jamboree. Well, come in, it's our numb birth.
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: Three hour three is ready for me and it's ready
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: for you as we talk football this hour. We'll start
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: out in Chicago, where quarterback Caleb Williams says that pressure
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: is not a thing for me.
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: Please decode his message.
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: Also, there is this nugget floating around the Cowboys star
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: Micah Parsons. Some blowhard say that Parsons needs to be
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: willing to sit out the year if he wants Jerry
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: Jones to understand his value.
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: Is that good advice or a fool's errand And we.
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: Got our first glimpse of a major change to NFL
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: broadcast in NFL games starting this year, the implication or
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: implementation rather of the new virtual measurement system, which made
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: its debut and was a total dudge during the Hall
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: of Fame game. It was met with not very positive reviews.
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: What did you think of it? We'll talk about that
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: and much more right now here it is remember fifth
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: hour podcast today, but here it is our number three. Well,
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: it turns out those NFL quarterbacks, they say the darnedest things.
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: Welcome in the beginning of another hour of the Ben
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: Mahlar Show. We are in the air everywhere beside one another,
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: as we know, in the dark, we spark coast to coast,
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: porter the Bort and beyond on the vast andrologingly powerful
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: microphones of FSR emmating live from the track the warning
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: track of Sports Chat the Fox Sports Radio Studios, as
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: approved by Slim Tim the Cheese said. We hope Slim
• 1:55
  Speaker 1: Tim's doing okay. And this portion of the Ben Malar
• 1:59
  Speaker 1: Show for all all the marbles made possible in part
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: by our friends at ty Iraq. For over forty years,
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: Kathy and Madison knows, tire Iraq has been helping customers
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: find the right tires for how, what and where they drive,
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: ship fast and freedback by free road hazard protection as
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: the Fry Daddy and Pennsylvania Jonathan and Delaware No with
• 2:20
  Speaker 1: convenient installation options like mobile tire installation, tire raq dot Com,
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: The Way Tire Buying Show be I see Perito with
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: the thumbs up over there, and that's good. So later
• 2:33
  Speaker 1: this hour we're gonna have Big Ben's lame jokes a
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: week also, don't forget later today, in addition to this show,
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: we will have the Fifth Hour podcast exclusive information no
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: one else has. We've been waiting for it. We finally
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: got our answer this week. Very exciting stuff on the
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: Fifth Hour podcast, so check that out later today. But
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: our lead this hour is from Chicago. Now we mentioned
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: quarterbacks say the darnedest thing. They just say the darnedest things.
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: So interesting quote. We love to parse the words. We
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: love to parse the words. So we'll go to the
• 3:07
  Speaker 1: Windy City. And if you didn't see it, maybe not
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: playing the numbers racket if you will. The Bears went
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: five to twelve, which I'm told is not good. Last season,
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: they were run ragged, the Chicago Bears. They fell well
• 3:24
  Speaker 1: short of what many thought was going to be the
• 3:27
  Speaker 1: revival of a dormant franchise. And the quarterback there now
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: in his second year, Caleb Williams, the prodigy from Oklahoma
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: and sc So he popped on Chicago's sports radio and said,
• 3:43
  Speaker 1: when asked about pressure all that, he said, pressure is
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: not a thing for me.
• 3:51
  Speaker 2: That's a quote quote, pressure is not a thing for me.
• 3:56
  Speaker 1: He repeated a version of that multiple times. So that's
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: what's known as the money quote, and a really good
• 4:03
  Speaker 1: jumping off point to have some conversation.
• 4:06
  Speaker 2: So that's what we're gonna do right now.
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: So let us discuss the question the Chicago Bears quarterback
• 4:12
  Speaker 1: Caleb Williams saying pressure is not a thing for me.
• 4:17
  Speaker 2: All right, can you decode? Can you decode that message?
• 4:20
  Speaker 1: So I've got emergency room, Amtrak, and Microsoft Excel, and
• 4:28
  Speaker 1: we'll combine all of these things together and we're gonna
• 4:31
  Speaker 1: make the gobaol. We're gonna make the gobbagouls what we're
• 4:34
  Speaker 1: gonna do. So we'll do that for our friend in Florida. So,
• 4:38
  Speaker 1: first of all, when you hear that quote, you hear
• 4:41
  Speaker 1: that quote, pressure is not a thing for me, and
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: you're like, well, that must be fake as well.
• 4:47
  Speaker 2: No he said it.
• 4:48
  Speaker 1: And then you're like, okay, so he doesn't get it
• 4:51
  Speaker 1: to me, that's a red flag to me, that's a
• 4:53
  Speaker 1: red flag. He's basically telling Caleb Williams. He's telling the
• 4:58
  Speaker 1: Bears fans, Yeah, don't expect much. You know, don't expect much.
• 5:03
  Speaker 2: Now, if you really care about the Bears, that should
• 5:05
  Speaker 2: give you a heartburn.
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: It should, right if you your g man's or your
• 5:09
  Speaker 1: feme or Eugene in Chicago. To quote the Great Mark
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: Twain denial ain't just a river in Egypt, right, He's
• 5:17
  Speaker 1: acting like pressures beneath him or something like that. Now
• 5:20
  Speaker 1: that is his mindset. The bar is staying lo.
• 5:26
  Speaker 2: Lo lo lo lo lo. Pressure comes with the gig.
• 5:29
  Speaker 2: It's like the It's akin to if.
• 5:32
  Speaker 1: You're a trauma surgeon in an emergency room saying, well,
• 5:37
  Speaker 1: you know, blood's not not really.
• 5:38
  Speaker 2: A thing for me. I don't really do blood. Okay, okay,
• 5:42
  Speaker 2: what kind of is you know? It's kind of part
• 5:44
  Speaker 2: of the deal in this case. You're the quarterback.
• 5:47
  Speaker 1: You're supposed to be the adult in the room with
• 5:50
  Speaker 1: your painted nails. It's just the mentality is rather soft,
• 5:57
  Speaker 1: it is right, It's not something where you have much confidence.
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: And he's is he going to try to manifest wins
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: with crystals and essential oils and.
• 6:05
  Speaker 2: All that stuff?
• 6:06
  Speaker 1: And does he ever feel pressure? Does Kayleb Williams ever
• 6:09
  Speaker 1: feel pressure? Is there a moment maybe he goes down
• 6:13
  Speaker 1: to get his nails painted.
• 6:14
  Speaker 2: They don't have the right color for him. Is that pressure?
• 6:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know. But pressure is a point of demarcation
• 6:21
  Speaker 2: and it is what separates the dudes who actually win
• 6:26
  Speaker 2: playoff games. They can compartmentalize, they can accept the pressure
• 6:30
  Speaker 2: and embrace the pressure. They don't ignore the pressure, right.
• 6:34
  Speaker 1: And then there's the others that just collect stats and
• 6:37
  Speaker 1: garbage time, and against.
• 6:40
  Speaker 2: Bad teams they do very well.
• 6:42
  Speaker 1: And that brings us to the real issue, the HeLa
• 6:46
  Speaker 1: monster in the room. Caleb Williams rookie season was full
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: of a lot of empty calories. There was a lot
• 6:54
  Speaker 1: of sizzle coming in, but not a lot of steak.
• 6:57
  Speaker 1: You know, the numbers, the touchdowns and the interceptions, they
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: were fine, but when did those touchdowns come right down?
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: Seventeen in the fourth quarter meaningless moments in the game.
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: And so the way I look at this, you can
• 7:14
  Speaker 1: sprinkle take some sprinkles, you know, the kind that you
• 7:19
  Speaker 1: would put on a cupcake, and you can take that
• 7:22
  Speaker 1: thing of pink sprinkles and you can put it on
• 7:25
  Speaker 1: a pile of dog crap and you can call it
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: a cupcake and say it's a delicious cupcake with the sprinkles.
• 7:32
  Speaker 2: I'm not eating it now.
• 7:33
  Speaker 1: You might want to eat it, but I don't want
• 7:35
  Speaker 1: to eat it all right now. Secondly, we move on
• 7:39
  Speaker 1: to Oxnard, in the beautiful Oxnard area that is where
• 7:44
  Speaker 1: the Dallas Cowboys are having.
• 7:47
  Speaker 2: Training camp and there's a.
• 7:49
  Speaker 1: Hot take artist that is floating around a theory that
• 7:54
  Speaker 1: the Cowboys defensive star Micah Parsons that he needs to
• 7:59
  Speaker 1: quote be willing to sit out the year in his
• 8:03
  Speaker 1: contract situation.
• 8:06
  Speaker 2: He's at loggerheads with Jerry Jones.
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: But in order to get Jerry Jones to understand the
• 8:12
  Speaker 1: value of Micah Parsons. So is that good advice or
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: a fool's errand good advice or a fool's erin So
• 8:21
  Speaker 1: this is one of those things. Are you out of
• 8:23
  Speaker 1: your bloody mind? That is a delight? It is a
• 8:27
  Speaker 1: dingle buried delight, is what it is. What do we
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: always say? You never leave money on the table. You
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: always get your money. Now, you can't prove your worth
• 8:37
  Speaker 1: by sitting on a couch, eating ice cream and posting
• 8:42
  Speaker 1: on your phone cryptic Instagram stories and weird emojis about
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: a lion and all that stuff. That is a trip
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: on the Amtrak And it's not it's not your normal
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: Amtrak line. It's the crazy train on Amtrak right to Brokeville,
• 8:59
  Speaker 1: right right in Brokeville. Now, you try to sit out
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: of season some of the worst advice ever. You try
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: to sit out of season in Dallas under Jerry.
• 9:07
  Speaker 2: I'm the GM, I'm the coach, I'm the spiritual leader
• 9:11
  Speaker 2: the Dallas Cowboys. Joan, let me tell you some right now.
• 9:14
  Speaker 1: I will guarantee you that that man will draft three
• 9:17
  Speaker 1: players to replace you mid hold out and we'll turn
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: this into a docu series on Netflix. And nobody is
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: bigger than the star for the Cowboys.
• 9:29
  Speaker 2: Jerry's gonna say everyone's replaceable. That is true. Everyone's replaceable.
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: Everyone's replaceable.
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: But we don't care how many sacks you had last season.
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: And here's another guy with a lot of empty numbers.
• 9:39
  Speaker 2: Nobody cares. The NFL doesn't care.
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: And we know that Jerry, yet again loves the drama
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: O rama, and we highlight that on a daily basis.
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: Here we're talking about the Cowboys, and Jerry's been negotiating
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: with everybody.
• 9:51
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 9:51
  Speaker 2: Jerry even negotiates with Father Time. Did you know that.
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he negotiates with Father Time every morning, and he wins.
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: So far, he's win winning. Now one day he's not
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: gonna win. Right now, he's winning, he is, so Parsons.
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: Any money that you lose, you're not.
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: Gonna get back.
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: So if you did sit out, stuff, moves on the
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: train keeps moving. You're not a quarterback, You're a pass rusher.
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: You don't have that much lever.
• 10:23
  Speaker 2: You be forgotten, like you know John Kittna, former Cowboy
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: quarterback forgotten or Zeke Elliott at the end when he.
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: Couldn't play anymore. All right, now, final fuck to television land.
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: We go the land of TV. So if you're watching,
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: and I don't know if you were not, I'm sure
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: the ratings were gonna be good because it's football.
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: It's NFL football.
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: So if you're watching the game last night the Chargers
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: and the Lions, the fifth string players for the Chargers played.
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: The sixth string for the Lions, and the Chargers went
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: bot a bing, bought a boom. They won big. That's
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: not much of a talker.
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: We did get our first glimpse of a major change
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: to NFL broadcast on that NBC broadcast last night as
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: the game began. The new the new virtual measurement system
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: that made its debut during the Hall of Fame game
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: early in the game, and it was absolutely slayed as
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: one of the worst things that has ever come to
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: an NFL television broadcast.
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: So what did you think? What did you think.
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: So I saw it, and then I saw the clip online.
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: I said, maybe I was a little dazed when I
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: was watching it. So I watched it again. I said, man,
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: that is a TCS situation, total clown show.
• 11:48
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: And here's another example of the NFL trying to fix
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: something that really wasn't broken.
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: It wasn't broken. And we had mentioned that the chain gang.
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: While technically they're still in the stadium, they're just there
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: for cosmetic reasons. And the chain gang, is it a
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: little primitive? Is it a throwback to the olden days?
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Are they occasionally imprecise? Absolutely? However it added drama.
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: So if this is the new normal, you've got a
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: bunch of nerds in a van somewhere telling us that
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: the point of the football moved zero point zero zero
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: four yards and therefore first down like that, this is
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: a really big day for those that are like, trust
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: the science. You know that crowd, trust the science. This
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: is the science. It's the NFI. You know what it is.
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: It's the NFL continuing to sanitize our game of football.
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: And all of these sports leagues are doing it. They've
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: all been commandeered by groups that have agendas because they
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: know they can get a lot of money.
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: And even though these people that on the NFL teams
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: are very wealthy, they're also pretty stupid and they'll buy anything.
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: And this is an example. It's like a lab experiment. Now,
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: back of the old days, football was a man's game, you.
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: Know, gritty gritty, and you practiced at crappy high schools.
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: You're traveled with coach travel.
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: You didn't get treated like a king, and it was
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: just a mom and pop operation.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: It used to be more human.
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: And what I saw in that Hall of Fame game,
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: it isn't even one game.
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: We'll get used to it, it'll be all right.
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: But it's like that was like watching a Microsoft Excel
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: spreadsheet decide one Like, it's not.
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: Not everything has to be perfect. It's not about everything
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: must be perfect. It's an only thing to say, well,
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: how are they going to manipulate that? What's the control factor?
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: So they want to centralize the NFL, sanitized league approved outcome.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: So we're supposed to believe that the NFL now has
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: perfect AI, that it's absolutely perfect, right, police, have you
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: seen some of this nonsense that AIS come up with.
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: It's not perfect, It's absolutely not perfect.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: So listen, call me old fashioned whatever, but give me
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: two fat guys who are old dudes with the chain
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: and the polls at ten yards apart any day. That
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: new system, I'm telling you right now, and I'm screaming
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: from the top of the mountain.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: Is voodoo bugaloo. That's what it is.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have some playoff game decided by laser accuracy
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: did they.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: Reach the line to gain?
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: And no one will be able to verify it. It's
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: gonna screw some team in the postseason book it. And
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: that's when you know what.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: Hits the fan.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: That's when the poo poo hits the fan fan, and
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: mark my words, a team that is perceived to get
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: calls like Kansas City or something like that will end
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: up getting the benefit of the doubt. And then it's
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: on right. And when that happens, because there's no one
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: to hold accountable, you can't really yell at a computer
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: or I guess you could, or a robot or whatever.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: And you can't really throw a flag at whatever code
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: they're using. Now, the best part is that we're all
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: just supposed to sit here like sheep and just eat
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: it up.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: The broadcasters were just gushing. It was like, this is
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: the iPhone twenty five here it is.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: It's so precise, Oh my god, real time calculation that technolo. Now,
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: maybe the AI can also at the same time scan
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: the game ball for germs, because we.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: Don't want any of.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Our football heroes to get sick, right, And how about.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Make sure there's no emotional trauma from those that have
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: touched the ball while they're at it. It's like it's
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: a freaking you're marking first down or not a first down. Now,
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: keep in mind, I understand it's never ever going back. Okay,
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: once the NFL rolls something like this out, it's done.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: And it is true that everyone's gonna get used to
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: it and all that stuff, but we're not gonna get
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: the chains back.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: The chains are not coming back. Now.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: The good news is, and if you want to have
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: a little bit of nostalgia, I'm almost positive if you
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: go over to NFL shop dot com, they will sell
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: you an old set of chains.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: You can be part of the Chain game Chain Gang.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: If you want that, you be part of it. It
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: is the Ben Mahlor Show. You'll be part of this
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: show as well.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: At eight seven seven ninety nine, on Fox. That's eight seven, seven, nine, nine, six,
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: six three sixty nine. Also on ex at Ben Mahlor.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: That's at Ben Mahlor. If you want to be part
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: of the show. They The next Malor Meet and greet
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: is on August twenty third in Las Vegas.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: We're gonna get together in Sin City. So let you
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: know more. We have exact that, an exact venue. We're
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: getting that put together.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: But our guy in Vegas slug making that happen, so
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: check that out coming up later this month.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Time.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Now, though, for the Malor riddle of the day, and
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: here is the malor.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Riddle of the day.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: We'll go to a sport very popular here in sports radio.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: A professional chess player.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Was eliminate was eliminated from a one point five million
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: dollar tournament after blank. Again, a professional chess player was
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: eliminated from a one point five million dollar tournament after blank. Now,
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: that is the Mallord riddle of the day. The answer,
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: We'll get to it, and we will do it next.
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: Hey, we're Cavino and Rich Fox Sports Radio every day
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: five to seven pm Eastern. But here's the thing. We
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: never have enough time to get to everything we want
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: to get.
• 18:45
  Speaker 7: To, and that's why we have a brand new podcast
• 18:47
  Speaker 7: called over Promised. You see, we're having so much fun
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: in our two hour show. We never get to everything, honestly,
• 18:54
  Speaker 7: because this guy is over promising things we never have
• 18:57
  Speaker 7: time for. Yeah, you blobber li lame and me.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Well, well you know what it's called over promise. You
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: should be good at it because you've been over promising
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: women for years.
• 19:04
  Speaker 7: Well, it's a Covino and Rich after show, and we
• 19:06
  Speaker 7: want you to be a part of it. We're gonna
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: be talking sports, of course, but we're also gonna talk
• 19:10
  Speaker 7: life and relationships. And if Rich and I are arguing
• 19:13
  Speaker 7: about something or we didn't have enough time, it will
• 19:15
  Speaker 7: continue on our after show called over Promised.
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: Well, if you don't get enough Covino and Rich, make
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: sure you check out over Promised and also Uncensored, by
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: the way, so maybe we'll go at it even a
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: little harder. It's gonna be the best after show podcast
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: of all time.
• 19:28
  Speaker 7: There you go, over promising. Remember you could see it
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: on YouTube, but definitely join us. Listen over promised with
• 19:34
  Speaker 7: Covino and Rich on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or
• 19:37
  Speaker 7: wherever you get your podcasts.
• 19:39
  Speaker 8: It's Ben Meller and the Two Night Lean He loved
• 19:44
  Speaker 8: the Clippers and get this Day Lean come home. Then
• 19:49
  Speaker 8: into your dou mo mode the ram.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Ben Mal Ben Melle.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: You don't have to listen, lend to enjoy malt. Oh yeah, militia.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: You are to know you should Oh when he open,
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: oh man, he.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Just crys, oh man, that's not true. It's right, Bill Miller.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: You are locked in on the Ben Mallor show coming
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: up later this hour, Big Ben's lame jokes of the week.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: We got your calls coming up here. Until then, don't
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: forget though. It is Friday, the first day of August.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: A new episode of the Fifth Hour podcast and a big,
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: big update.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Which you've all been waiting for. Well maybe not you,
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: but someone over there.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Has been waiting for on Benny Versus the Petty Will there.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Bes Season three or will there not be?
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: You'll find out on the Fifth Hour Podcast later today,
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: so check that out.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: It should be up early in the morning. Man, try
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: to get it up. Turn that thing around. Hopefully by
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: just an hour or so after this show.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: In the meantime, you can be part of the program
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: by saying hello on the phones eight seven seven ninety
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: nine on Fox. Also on ex at Ben Mahlor that's
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: at Ben Mahlor and Lorena FSR Tech Queen and Hooper
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Loop Sailoh to Coop uh bronco fan. Your comments can
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: and we'll be used against you in the court of
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: sports radio.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: And now back to it.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: All right, well, so we'll play off the the malor
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: riddle of the day. Professional chess player was eliminated from
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: a one point five million dollar tournament after blank.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: All right, that is the question. What is the answer?
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: I know you, you boys, you love your your your
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: your your chess. You can't get enough. You're like Ben,
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: I want more chess talk. I need more chess talking you.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: I said, what we'll do it. We'll do We'll talk
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: some chess because we are all about that action, all
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: about that action.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: So let's see, does anyone know the answer? We go
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: to the mighty powerful X Machine. Mala prop guy says,
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: getting ice cream all over the chess pieces, that would
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: be a problem. Bobby in Florida says, getting caught playing
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: hide the Bishop.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Oh interesting, all right? What else do we have? Well,
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know, just google it.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Uh he was knuckle deep mining for gold, according to
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: the Milkman, Mike in Colorado, Alfi alien ol Piner says
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: after a dress code violation, uh, an index card from
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: King Rory after being connected to Gilbert Arenas from Keith,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: we have a problem Oho text though, Big greg and Iowa,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: one of our starting offensive linemen, says he was eliminated
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: for trying to use an illegal chess piece.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Fudgie in Boston says the answer is after he violently
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: whipped an opponent's bishop against the wall.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: I see what you guys are doing. I'm on you,
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: I'm on you. Ferg Dog says after he was caught
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: making out with the queen. There's a lot of good
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: puns with chess. What else?
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: He was eliminated after his night mounted his king that
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: according to Andy in Lino Lakes, Minnesota, who else do
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: we have? Page Down using a serenite bomb on the
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: ice platform? Okay, that was from Asher page Down and
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Robin Vegas says eliminated after attending the August twenty third
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: meet Ingreet.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: There you go. Oh of Robin Vegas.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: I guess he's gonna be there. Rob's a good dude.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Not as active on the show these days, but he's
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: still listening. Who else do we have?
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Page down? Can't read that on the air.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: See JT the wingman says, taking thirty six pills in
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: the morning and thirty six pills at night.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, there's hollering James.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Look at that hollering James right there side by side
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: with me. Page down, Inca Terra says, after insulting fescas
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: and the swollen domes, he said, Okay, I see what
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: you're doing there in ka terror he burped a Britney
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Spears song that's from Mark in Santa Monica.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: That's his answer. Who's your bill? Says he was suspended
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: for wearing wearing jeans. Wearing jeans?
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: All right, Lorena, Time to pay off the Mallard riddle
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: of the day. Professional chess player was eliminated from a
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: one point five million dollar tournament after.
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: Blank getting caught betting on a high risk chess game.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, here's gambling? Was he gambling? Was he a bad boy?
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: No?
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: It turns out the professional player this was in Riad,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Saudi Arabia at a one point five million dollar tournament.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: He was eliminated because of a rogue mouse click. A
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: rogue mouse click, and that's.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: All she wrote.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Remember Janet Jackson had the nip slip. This was the
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: mouse slip. Yeah, the mouse slip.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: And so saw the video.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this happened the other day. And you gotta be
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: careful with that mouse. So it's a problem.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: You'd be very careful. I believe.
• 25:24
  Speaker 9: I believe he misclicked and like did a wrong move
• 25:29
  Speaker 9: and then just resigned, like, let me shame for that.
• 25:34
  Speaker 9: I mean, I imagine that the move was bad and
• 25:36
  Speaker 9: it was gonna be bad news for him anyway, but.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: It wasn't Saudi Arabia. They might cut his hand off
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: or something like that. Right, they would be careful.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: You don't.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: You don't upset anyone. There m'd be a problem.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Wait with that is the malor riddle of the day.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Let's get to the phones and let's see who do
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: we have here. I did see Hugh on the five
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: a little late with the answer, but he's listening. He's
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: checking in. Let's see here, by the way, we are
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: available on on the as I said the ex machine
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: at Ben mallor you can email the show Ben Malors
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Show at gmail dot com.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: It's Ben Malors Show at gmail dot com. If you
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: want to be part of the program. Let's see here.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: My computer is a little slow.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Here's Poppy there. I don't know. I have a is
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: not resetting the calls, So listen. Poppy in San Diego, Hello, Poppy.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: Hey, Ben Maller. I just want to say I love
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: the intro. How you you know, listen to your mentor
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: read that that intro was like fire, you know, I
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: loved it. I loved it. And second of all, I
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: just want to say, you know, congratulations and Benny versus
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: of Tenny, you't want to be the first one season
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: three Ben Maller.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Well, Poppy, I think you'll you'll enjoy the announcement today,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: and I really would like to I would like.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: To credit you.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: I feel like in many ways you're responsible for the
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: news that I'm going to share later today.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: So thank you for that, Poppy.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: You're You've been a great inspiration here, so I really
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: want to thank you for that.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: And you'll be very happy with the news.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, And I'm really excited and happy for the
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: news and everyone listening to the podcast after this, well, listen,
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: we're gonna stay up. And that means Ben mallor for
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: you know that we're gonna be having Poppy versus Lorena
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: for season too. Right, I'm excited.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Let me check my notes here. I don't. I don't
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: see that on the notes.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: I don't. Oh yeah, well yeah, remember you.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Didn't show up, Poppy. You were supposed to show up
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: every week and you just show up and well.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I already know what you're gonna say, Ben Mala.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: But look, let me explain to you.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: Poppy is a hard worker.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: Maybe you know you're saying I didn't show up one week,
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: but I'm always gonna be there for season two. But
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: I was working in the morning all the way to
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: the night, like hard worker. You know, I'm a hard worker.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: So you know, maybe you know for this time, but
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: I'm not there. We can have like a fake Poppy
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: like weed man, you know, like a fake weed man,
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: have a fake Poppy.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: So who would be a fake Poppy? Who do you
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: think would do a good fake poppy?
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: I mean a fake poppy A man. A lot of
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: good callers out there that would do that. I mean man.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Maybe uh, maybe someone I say blind
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: scoat on my mind or something like that.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: All right, hold on a sec, Hold on, blind Scott.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Can you do a fake Poppy voice? If Poppy came everybody, everybody,
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: it's Poppy.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: I haven't worked for the past month because I've been.
• 28:32
  Speaker 10: Taking a pat of my car.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: I got the wheel off, I got my I got
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: my little loope here helping.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: All right? All right, wow, okay, all right, hold on
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: his poppy? How is that poppy? Do you like that?
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: It was that a good Is that a good feeling
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: for you?
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: No?
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, you're you're regretting. Wait wait wait, wait,
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: wait wait, who's talking right now? I don't know who
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: that was. I don't know. Both mines are up.
• 28:55
  Speaker 9: I'm not sure who just said that.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: Oh that was me, That was me.
• 28:59
  Speaker 9: That was That's a great one guy.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: All right? What about hollering James?
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: You think James would be a good poppy? All right,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: let me check with him. Hold on, hold on a sec.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Hollering James. Would you like to be the fill in
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: as the fake poppy? Hollering James?
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: All right, well, the real Poppy stand up, Poppy? Did
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: you like that. Do you think hollowing James would be
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: a good poppy?
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: Man? Man, I love that he made me love, he
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: made me.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Laugh, Yeah, he made me he made me cry, he
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: made me cry.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah? All right, So that are we gonna settle on
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: hollering James?
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: Oh man, I would love to hear other people wandering
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: like a fake.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: All right, Let's see what Tony in the Bay Area? Tony,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: would you like to be the fake poppy?
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: The Bay Area?
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: Aaron Rodgers looks like a gay?
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Whereas Waldo, what do you do that poppy? You think
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: that would be a good fake poppy?
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: Oh? Man, I don't think that, all right?
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Apparently, how about Mike the leper gun? I see, Mike
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: the Leprechaun. Mike, would you like to be the fake poppy?
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Mike the Leprechaun in the Boston area? Would you like
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: to be the fake poppy Mike the Leprechaun?
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: I will, but don't put me off fold out to
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: her pop picks. I'm gonna pick the changers and and
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: like to then picks as annoying.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right? U yeah, I mean you're going so good.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: We were three for three and then we had to
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: go for the fourth and then man, all right, sorry, Poppy.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: I guess it's gotta be hollering James.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think hollering is in. I think Lep was
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: doing good.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: No, he was terrible, Mike, God, he sucked. I was terrible, right,
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: hang up on him. Let's go to hollering James. James, congratulations,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: you won the Poppy soundlike contest.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: No, you didn't win a golden ticket.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: I love the show.
• 31:23
  Speaker 10: You got so many characters. But I haven't heard from
• 31:26
  Speaker 10: tell me about I did not follow the script. I
• 31:29
  Speaker 10: told earlier today that I don't back up. I called
• 31:32
  Speaker 10: right back. I couldn't get through the line was busy.
• 31:36
  Speaker 10: I didn't know what to do.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: You're a poet and you don't even know it.
• 31:41
  Speaker 10: I'm a poet and trying to show for wors Loreena
• 31:45
  Speaker 10: or Brie.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: You don't even know what my name is, Brie. By
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: the way, I am Bri.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: No, I'm not my name.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: I changed my name debris.
• 31:57
  Speaker 10: Oh did you? What did you do? The name change?
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: As I got my two minutes ago?
• 32:03
  Speaker 10: This over with.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: You?
• 32:05
  Speaker 10: What my homelessness? When I was homeless? Remember I was
• 32:09
  Speaker 10: calling you from different places?
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because he got kicked out of the Yeah, yeah, kicked.
• 32:14
  Speaker 10: Out of the other one. Hey, will you play that
• 32:16
  Speaker 10: one song for me? Then by Jo Josh and the
• 32:21
  Speaker 10: other guy turns express of the work as the little
• 32:25
  Speaker 10: goals to it, and we get in the song.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: It's Coop care No, he stepped out. He stepped out.
• 32:32
  Speaker 10: Oh, tell him he's gotta download the song, man, that's come.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: On, man, we need the song.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Thirty six pills in the morning, thirty six pills.
• 32:40
  Speaker 10: At night, and dude, tell me the bad time takes
• 32:45
  Speaker 10: a less All right? Oh better love your show?
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Oh there it is James. Look you want to sing?
• 32:53
  Speaker 8: Sing James, Yeah in the morning.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: Not really following the lyrics.
• 33:20
  Speaker 8: What did you expect, James, I'm gonna go see listen
• 33:27
  Speaker 8: to your shot?
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: James, where do you have a cut? Did he forget
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: the words?
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Daddy?
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: He once told me, James, you be sports calling man.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: He fell asleep.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: You asked for the song, James.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: You gotta sing, James, come on, just mumbling.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: All right, I got I gotta go, I gotta go.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: Thank you? Is weed man? There by the way? Do
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: we have weed man? Is he ready for the job?
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: All right, We're gonna try to get a hold of
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: weed man, Hippie.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: He's my laugh track, and we're gonna have big bands
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: lame jokes of the week, Big Ben's lame jokes.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: Of the week. We'll get to that and we will
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: do it next.
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Bill Miller and you it is the Ben Maler Show.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: And reminder, with the iHeart Radio app, you can stream
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: the Ben Mallor Show wherever you happen to be on
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: God's Green Earth. Catch us and all the other gas bags,
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: blow hards and know it alls that also have shows here.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: And talking to microphones of Fox Sports Radio. You do
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: it live twenty four to seven.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: We prove that we're the overnight part of that in
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: the new and improved iHeart Radio app.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Just search Fox Sports Radio. In the app you can
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: stream us live all day, all night, every day, every night.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Be sure to select Fox Sports Radio, the Ben Maler
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Show and the Fifth Hour Podcast a big time pot
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: cast today you're not gonna want to miss with news
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: on Betty Versus the Penny, so check that out, but
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: have those as some of your precess on the iHeartRadio
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: app but will always pop up at the very top
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: of your screen.
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: Knock knock, who's there? Blame we blame we too. It's
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: Big Ben's lame joke of the week.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Well, that is Big Ben's lame jokes.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: So we have the weed Man in the house in
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: the hissy there in Miami.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Hello, weed Man, Yeah, I'm here.
• 35:31
  Speaker 10: Then, I love you, big lad.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: All right, how's life weed been? Everything? Okay with you?
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: You're getting out, You're putting your feet on the grass
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: a little bit.
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: Damn good.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: You don't leave your house at all, do you?
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, go out tires beautifuloud?
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Now okay, all right, good. So these are actual jokes
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: by well, yes, where you live there?
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're not You're not living on Lincoln Road anymore?
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: Correct. Yeah. Uh, you're not getting arrested every other week.
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: Thank god, I got you.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, let's have some fun. Why not. Here
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: we go, And if you.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Want to send jokes in for a future episode, send
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: them care of Benmathershow at gmail dot com.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Make sure to put joke in the headline. That way
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: I can get through all.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Of the spam emails Blind Scott sends me and find
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: your jokes.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Anyway we go? Why did Ozzy Osbourne play baseball? Or
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: why didn't? Why didn't Ozzy Osbourne play baseball?
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Well, nobody would give them bad? That's from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: How isn't holding from me? How bad is it is?
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: The forest fire? The smoke from that forest fire from Manitoba.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Entering the US?
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: Wow? How bad?
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: It's so bad that everyone's took us in Minnesota?
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: Smells like Canadian bacon? All right, that's from Ike again.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: Here's one from Noah in Austin.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: What do Parallel Lines and Blind Scott's next girlfriend have
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: in common? What they'll never meet?
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Why did? Why did the or not? Why did did
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: you hear?
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Did you hear the Malard Militia had a bagel flavored
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: a bagel flavor band at Panera? A bagel flavor was
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: banned by the Malad Militia at Panera?
• 37:36
  Speaker 10: No I didn't hear that.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently no one can stand the poppy. They can't
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: stand it. That's Joe.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: What would your poppy? That was Joe and Virginia Beach?
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: What would your poppy impersonation be?
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Weed man?
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: Bye day?
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: What are the angels?
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: And keg drinking Steve's nightly blood alcohol level have in common.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: What they're both heading the five hundred. They're both heading
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: the five hundred. That's Eric Eric in Kansas. This one
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: from Tony in the Bay Area.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Did you hear that David Vassat was traded for a
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: bag of crap and some knee pads?
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they called it an even trade, That's what they
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: called it.
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: There and.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Big Bangs lame jokes a week. What's the difference between
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: Blind Scott and Marcel from Brooklyn?
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: What?
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Well, actually nothing, They're both terrible callers. That's Mike the Leprechaun.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: What did Blind.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Scott say when someone told them the Patriots will win
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: the Super Bowl next year?
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: What he said?
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: I can't see that happening. That's Eric in Kansas. Well,
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: some sad news. Did you hear that Shane and the
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Moine walk into a field of days snowman?
• 39:01
  Speaker 10: No?
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently just turned out to be a huge carrot field.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: But the same thing I don't Eric that was that
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: was a Noah red Noah in Austin Big Ben's lame
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Jokes of the Week. These are actual jokes from actual listeners.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Let's see here What kind of sauce does Eminem get
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: at Taco Bell? What kind eight eight mild?
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: He likes eight mile?
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: That's the very funny buttermilk tavo what talent show would
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Holler and James dominate in?
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: What the malor Poe snooze? Uh and said? Buttermilk tavo again,
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Now we get to the good stuff.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Why doesn't weed Man have a problem getting to sleep
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: when he's in jail? Why because he spent a lifetime
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: sleeping behind bars?
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: And that's a surf Todd very funny man server topic comedian.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Hopefully Sir for Todd will be able to make the
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Mallard meet and Greek in Vegas.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Weed Man, you're invited. We're gonna be in Vegas August
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: twenty third. Wee Man, make sure show up.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: But what did What did weed Man's son say when
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: weed Man told him someday you'll have a son of
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: your own?
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: What he said, so will you? That's Eric in Kansas?
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: How is.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: How is? How is weed Man? Hippie sex life? How
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: it comes and goes in spurts? That's a surfer Todd
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: yeah s topic comedian weed Man.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen a nurse bird, No, me neither,
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: but angry Bill sees nurse birds daily.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: That's Tony. Now, how do you know?
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: You're at weed Man's birthday party? There's no food, but
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: everyone has the munchies.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: That's Dan.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: In South in South Carolina. This one's from Tom and Indiana.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Did you hear that weed Man had a terrifying, terrifying
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: experience with the Obama phone the other day?
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: No, what happened?
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Apparently you actually punched up expresspros dot com and
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: they tried to give you a job and you freaked
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: out and you Tom Tom from Indiana, I heard you
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: weed Man found stir fry all over your bed?
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Apparently you were sleep walking, is what you were doing.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: You were sleep.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Walking from Buttermilk, Chavo and last one George and Uvalde, Texas.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: What do weed Man, hippie and Fox Sports radio producer
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: lead a Lap have in common.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: With the sim sins? What they all have itchy and
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: scratchy parts. Thank you, eat Man