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#0171_ STORY INSPIRE: Bad Friends — Wild Conversations, Comedy & Unfiltered Chaos · INSPIRE STORY

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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. Bobby Lee,
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: Andrew Santino, the host of the Bad Friends podcast. Thank
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  Speaker 1: you for coming.
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  Speaker 2: I can't see because of all the fog. I know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean... It's too... It's too... It's steamed up and
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  Speaker 2: fogged up. Optimus Prime sunglasses. I got these in Las Vegas.
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  Speaker 2: People said they were good.
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  Speaker 3: Which people?
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  Speaker 2: The guy at the store. The black guy in the boots.
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  Speaker 2: You said... And a lot of Asians. There was an
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  Speaker 2: Asian in the store. Let me tell you something about Asians. Yes. Okay?
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  Speaker 3: Let me tell you something about Asians.
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  Speaker 2: He knows a lot about Asians.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm going to tell you something about it because
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  Speaker 2: I am one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: If you don't know, my friend. I do. Okay. It
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  Speaker 2: depends on what kind.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: Interesting. That's right.
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  Speaker 3: Which kind told you?
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  Speaker 2: What kind of Asian told you? I don't know. Baggy pants,
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  Speaker 2: big belt, a lot of zippers. That's the right kind.
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  Speaker 3: That's the right kind.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I thought. That was the right kind.
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  Speaker 3: That is true.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I thought. Because I thought you were going
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: to do the machete one with the brown shorts that
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: are all cut up. No. No shoes. Those, they don't
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  Speaker 2: know nothing. Those ones, I'm... You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: If you want to make a trail in Vietnam, I'm
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  Speaker 2: not saying that that's the kind. No, for sure.
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  Speaker 1: No, these were fashionable ones in Vegas with, like, big
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  Speaker 1: coats on.
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  Speaker 2: This is Balenciaga. Oh, those are good ones. You ever
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  Speaker 2: see those ones with, like, a huge coat? Sure. Like,
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  Speaker 2: it's like the Nutcracker, where they could open it and
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  Speaker 2: there'd be others... Like, it's that type of coat.
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  Speaker 3: This is Balenciaga?
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  Speaker 2: These are Balenciaga, but they're not really.
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  Speaker 3: What's the price point on these things?
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  Speaker 2: It's $ 1, 600. Yeah. It's silly.
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  Speaker 3: How much do you get paid a month for this show?
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  Speaker 1: $ 70, 000.
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  Speaker 2: I'm kidding. No way, dude. There's no way. No, he
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  Speaker 2: gets paid a lot. He does. He gets paid six figures.
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  Speaker 3: Not a month, but a year. A year, wow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Good for you, dude. Do you get Balenciaga sunglasses?
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  Speaker 2: No, but I bought him sneakers. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, kind. He got sneakers. Good ones.
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  Speaker 3: Nice ones.
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  Speaker 2: Golden Goose? Not Golden Goose. We got, they're Nikes. But
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  Speaker 2: nice Nikes. I don't know. We don't start with Golden
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  Speaker 2: Goose here. What is he, Nikki Glaser? We're giving him
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  Speaker 2: Golden Goose? Yeah. What do you think about the Golden Globes?
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  Speaker 2: She's gonna kill it.
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  Speaker 3: I think so. She's done it 108 times.
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  Speaker 2: I've seen it a bunch and she's killing it.
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  Speaker 3: Literally 108.
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  Speaker 2: Bro, her work ethic, dude. It's stupid. Yeah, she's got
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  Speaker 2: Asian work ethic. She has tiger mom work ethic. She
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  Speaker 2: really does. And she would do like three or four
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  Speaker 2: sets a night.
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  Speaker 3: Five. Sometimes she did five. Absurd.
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  Speaker 2: You would never.
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  Speaker 3: We would never.
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  Speaker 2: I would never do that.
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  Speaker 1: I would do it three times, and then I would say,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to hate the joke, so I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to stop trying.
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  Speaker 3: Well, if you do it too many times, you can't
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  Speaker 3: blame the writers. At some point, you can't blame the writers.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, interesting.
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  Speaker 3: So if you do it little, you can blame the writers.
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  Speaker 2: I like that. Right.
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  Speaker 3: You do it less, you blame them. You do it more,
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  Speaker 3: it's you. You did it. We saw her do it.
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  Speaker 3: We did Ice House store. She went to the improv,
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  Speaker 3: the factory.
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  Speaker 2: I've seen her in every room doing it.
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  Speaker 3: It's unbelievable.
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  Speaker 2: I want to apologize about the machete thing. trails thing earlier. No,
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  Speaker 2: of course. No, it's already out there. But everyone knew
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  Speaker 2: what you meant. I didn't know. I didn't mean anything,
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  Speaker 2: but I was, I had two hours of sleep. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And when I, in retrospect, I go, no, everyone would know.
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  Speaker 2: All Asians would know about your glasses. Yeah, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: And we, I didn't, when you said machete, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: even think you meant a real machete. I thought you
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  Speaker 1: meant like a figure of speech. A figure of speech, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Just describing a certain type of personality.
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  Speaker 3: When you go to Vegas, do you gamble too or no?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, baccarat.
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  Speaker 3: You are Asian.
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  Speaker 2: I play Baccarat.
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  Speaker 3: That's Asian game. You Mahjong?
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  Speaker 2: I don't do that. I do Baccarat.
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  Speaker 1: Baccarat is the best odds in the casino because it's 50-50.
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  Speaker 2: Right. And it's a fun game.
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  Speaker 3: You do banker always or player?
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  Speaker 2: Always banker.
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  Speaker 3: Always banker.
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  Speaker 2: I always bet banker. Me too. Baccarat.
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  Speaker 3: Baccarat's fun.
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  Speaker 2: I like it. It's fun.
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  Speaker 1: And it's a game you can sit for an hour
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  Speaker 1: or two and have fun, and you're up a few
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  Speaker 1: and down a few.
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  Speaker 3: Bobby doesn't gamble. But you know what's so fun? Well,
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  Speaker 3: you gamble in life, I guess, less so than on
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  Speaker 3: a table.
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  Speaker 2: No gambling at all? That's right.
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  Speaker 3: Can't.
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  Speaker 2: I have. I'm just not good at it.
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  Speaker 3: But you're also an addict. You can't get trapped.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't get trapped.
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  Speaker 3: So much money.
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  Speaker 2: I'm an addict too, but I'm confident I won't get
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  Speaker 2: addicted to Baccarat.
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  Speaker 3: That's the greatest last word.
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  Speaker 2: That's one thing I go, if I do get addicted
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  Speaker 2: to Baccarat, that's how it should end. Well, you hear
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  Speaker 2: those rumors.
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  Speaker 3: You hear those rumors of comics, and I'm not speaking
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  Speaker 3: ill of the dead because he's the best, but I
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  Speaker 3: heard stories that Norm would make them give him a
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  Speaker 3: check to the casino to play out.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: You know, like instead of pay me, just pay me
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  Speaker 3: in chips or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Pay me in chips.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if that's a true story, but I
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  Speaker 3: love the idea that he was like, just put it downstairs.
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  Speaker 2: Do you remember my dice story? No, what? I was
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  Speaker 2: working the back door in the light 90s, okay?
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  Speaker 3: The light 90s?
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  Speaker 2: The late 90s, man. What's so funny, guy?
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  Speaker 3: It's all right.
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  Speaker 2: It's just the light 90s.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know if that was like a period of time,
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  Speaker 1: like a dimension we couldn't access as white people.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, the light 90s.
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  Speaker 3: The light 90s.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm working the back door. I don't know Dice
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  Speaker 2: at all. He comes up to me and he goes, hey, Ching.
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  Speaker 2: That's what he used to call me.
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 2: But not in a racist way. No, no, not at all.
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  Speaker 2: It was Chi Ching. Chi Ching. Oh, yeah. He's like,
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  Speaker 2: it's not racist. It's Chi Ching. Money guy. Money guy. Gotcha.
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  Speaker 2: He goes, Chi Ching. I go, Bobby, Ching. And then
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  Speaker 2: he goes, we're going. I go, going where? He goes,
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  Speaker 2: to Vegas. He went to the management and goes, I'm
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  Speaker 2: taking the little Chinese guy. He didn't know I was Korean. Right.
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  Speaker 2: To Vegas right now. So I literally, no toothbrush, no clothes.
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  Speaker 2: No problem. I literally get on a plane with him.
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  Speaker 2: He goes, you're good luck. He lost $ 850, 000 in 12 hours.
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  Speaker 2: And then when we got back, he didn't talk to
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  Speaker 2: me for three years. Of course. Yeah, well. It was
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  Speaker 2: a nightmare.
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  Speaker 3: Was that your fault?
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  Speaker 2: I think so.
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  Speaker 3: I think I gave him bad energy there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And it was the first time where I go, oh,
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  Speaker 2: stars can do anything. Because we were at the gate
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  Speaker 2: at LAX. Yeah. And he just lit up a cigarette. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: At the gate. Yeah. And I go, you can do that?
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  Speaker 2: He goes, I can. And he starts smoking But he
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  Speaker 2: can And then they said Put it out And he
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  Speaker 2: just threw it And popped it That's.
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  Speaker 3: Fine That's amazing That day is gone by the way
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  Speaker 3: That day is gone And you'll see that In the
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  Speaker 3: Golden Globes tonight I'm sure Yeah You think so?
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  Speaker 2: Those days are dead. You don't have the power you
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  Speaker 2: used to have. Yeah, but we got to get the
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  Speaker 2: power back. Nah. Like Public Enemy said. No, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's not what they were talking about.
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  Speaker 2: They didn't mean that. They weren't talking about that? They
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  Speaker 2: didn't mean that. I don't really know their lyrics. What
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  Speaker 2: do they mean then? Teach me.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I think they meant more power to the people.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think they were talking about like Jennifer Aniston.
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  Speaker 2: It was my guess.
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  Speaker 3: You don't think they were fighting for the Hollywood elites
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  Speaker 3: to get power back?
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  Speaker 2: It was my guess. They weren't referring to Tilda Swinton. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: so Tim, let me ask you a question, friend.
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  Speaker 3: Sure.
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  Speaker 2: And I want your little advice, my friend.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, please.
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  Speaker 2: I'm with the date.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We go to fucking Boiling Crab.
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  Speaker 3: Why do you like that place so much?
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  Speaker 2: In Hollywood? Boiling Crab? No, we went to one in Northridge.
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  Speaker 2: He loves Boiling Crab. I love crabs boiled.
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  Speaker 3: He loves boiled crab.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. And that's just my thing. So anyway. It's great.
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  Speaker 2: So the one in Hawaii, Tim. Yeah. Okay. For years,
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  Speaker 2: I've been doing selfies there. You've seen my selfies. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I know they owe you money.
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  Speaker 2: They owe me money. Then the corporate, right, would text
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  Speaker 2: me back, like DM me back and go, thank you
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  Speaker 2: for publicizing. I take a date to the fucking northern.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone in the fucking lobby. That's good. Everyone in the
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  Speaker 2: lobby recognized me, right? Yeah. Staff, I still had to
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  Speaker 2: wait an hour and a half. That's not right. Be honest. No,
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  Speaker 2: that's not right. Take the power back. Well, the reality
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  Speaker 2: is you need a contact at the restaurant.
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  Speaker 3: He doesn't get in like that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't get in that way.
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  Speaker 3: He walks in and he wants them to go.
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  Speaker 3: .
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  Speaker 2: No, what I'm saying is, is that maybe 45 minutes. Yeah. No,
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  Speaker 2: that's no, no, no. You shouldn't wait at all.
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  Speaker 1: Bobby, you can't say, I'll wait 45 minutes, because then
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  Speaker 1: you're just saying, I'll wait an hour and a half.
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  Speaker 3: It's the same thing.
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  Speaker 2: It's the same thing. You need to contact the restaurant
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  Speaker 2: where you have a table when you walk in. Ah,
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  Speaker 2: fucked up.
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  Speaker 3: It's a whole thing. He doesn't create these relationships. It's
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  Speaker 3: kind of what I like, but we will walk into
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  Speaker 3: places together on the road, and his energy immediately gets
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  Speaker 3: us where we need to go.
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  Speaker 2: It's a pure energy that you don't even know anything about,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm going to tell you something else, my friend.
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  Speaker 3: Learn, Tim. This is for you to learn.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to teach you some shit right now, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. In Idaho... Remember we were in Idaho or whatever? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: in Boise. We had a guy call a fancy restaurant,
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  Speaker 2: and then not only did they say no, they go,
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  Speaker 2: we don't even want these guys in the building.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: Really? They were not interested. They were so fucking rude.
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  Speaker 2: What's that place called? I don't remember. I want to
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  Speaker 2: rip them apart. Why do you think that is? He's
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  Speaker 2: only got a brand of humor. They're more Bargatze.
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  Speaker 3: People, I guess. They were Nate fans. They had a
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  Speaker 3: banner of him in the front lobby.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But it's odd that they would ban you from
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  Speaker 2: the restaurant.
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  Speaker 3: They just didn't want, they didn't care to host us
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  Speaker 3: is what they said.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: They didn't care. Wow. Which is, that's fine.
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  Speaker 3: At least we know where we stand with these people.
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  Speaker 2: That's interesting.
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  Speaker 3: Then there's places we go that are very, we call
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  Speaker 3: and say, hey, the show gets out late.
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  Speaker 2: They suck our dicks.
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  Speaker 3: Is there any way we can pay you to keep
• 9:04
  Speaker 3: it open? Because we'll bring a crew of people.
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  Speaker 2: There are restaurants where I'm treated nice. Yeah. And allowed in.
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  Speaker 2: We're in LA. We're in LA, you're treated nice.
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  Speaker 3: I know, I know his spots.
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  Speaker 1: No boo Malibu, they're good to me usually. But occasionally,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes they can't be.
• 9:17
  Speaker 3: Ocean Prime loves you.
• 9:18
  Speaker 2: Ocean Prime loves me.
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  Speaker 3: He's VIP there.
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  Speaker 2: I love an Ocean Prime.
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  Speaker 3: I've never been to Ocean Prime. You go with this guy,
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  Speaker 3: he'd treat you like a royalty. You never take me
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  Speaker 3: to Ocean Prime.
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  Speaker 1: Well, because I go there, and you know who's sitting
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  Speaker 1: next to me at the table next to me?
• 9:29
  Speaker 2: It's LaToya Jackson. If you want to live that life.
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  Speaker 2: You come with me. You want to eat shrimp cocktail
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  Speaker 2: with me and LaToya Jackson? Because that's what's left. Everyone
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  Speaker 2: thinks all Hollywood stars. Here's what's left. LaToya.
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  Speaker 1: LaToya Jackson and myself eating shellfish in the afternoon. That's
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: what it's here now. How about bringing the tour buses around?
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: Let's bring them around so they can see it.
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  Speaker 2: So Ocean Prime, Nobu Malibu. What else, Fred?
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: Austria Mozza, Nancy Silverton's joint on Melrose and Highland.
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  Speaker 2: That's a good one. The Fountain Room at the Beverly
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  Speaker 2: Hills Hotel, that little diner. Polo Lounge. That's great, Polo Lounge. Yeah,
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: that's a good one.
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  Speaker 3: He's exclusive at every place that people... But.
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: There's some places he probably doesn't get treated well, though.
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  Speaker 2: Of course. I bet you buffets. No, it's like, sure.
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  Speaker 2: What buffet in L.A. would not have that? It wasn't
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  Speaker 2: a fat thing. It was just, what was it?
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  Speaker 3: If it wasn't, then.
• 10:21
  Speaker 2: It came out fat, but it was more like, I
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: just assume. But wouldn't they, don't they want the fat
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  Speaker 2: people at the buffets?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no. They do, though.
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  Speaker 3: No, they want me there because I'm not going to
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  Speaker 3: eat that much. Yeah, me too.
• 10:30
  Speaker 2: But they know you're not going.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 10:31
  Speaker 2: They've made peace with her. They've made peace with her.
• 10:35
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry about that.
• 10:37
  Speaker 3: Bobby's got a confidence now that I'm in love with
• 10:40
  Speaker 3: because the Ozempic, I'm sorry, the other one, whatever it's called, Wegovy,
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  Speaker 3: has kicked in. He's lost a significant amount of weight.
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  Speaker 3: His confidence is through the roof. The dating pool has expanded.
• 10:50
  Speaker 3: He's got this vibe to him of like a kind of,
• 10:53
  Speaker 3: he's a little bit into like a high school bully again.
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: Ooh, that's good.
• 10:56
  Speaker 3: He's got the swagger of a high school bully.
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: You want me to put you in a locker?
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: See?
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: That's good.
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  Speaker 3: He'll do it.
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: I'll put you in a locker and put your wedgie
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  Speaker 2: on your face.
• 11:02
  Speaker 3: If there's a locker nearby, he will throw someone in it.
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  Speaker 2: I like that.
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  Speaker 1: You know what else I will do, dude? I like
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  Speaker 1: the idea of that, of you kind of embracing kind
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  Speaker 1: of that.
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  Speaker 3: Tough guy image.
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: Tough guy. I'm a bully, bro. Yeah. No, just starting fights. Yeah. Like,
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  Speaker 2: I would pick you up upside down, stick your head
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  Speaker 2: in the toilet, but you're too fat.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, all right.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that's uncalled for. That's not me. It's uncalled for.
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  Speaker 2: I crossed the line again. I don't like that. What
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: medication makes that okay? That's... That's not... There's no way
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: that Novo... That was my bad.
• 11:35
  Speaker 3: Sorry.
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: That was my bad. I love you. Somebody better sue
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: that company from the Netherlands. What is it? Novo Nordisk?
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: That's a side effect of Wagovi. Yeah, it's a side effect.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: You get delusions of grandeur.
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: A side effect of Wagovi is just abusing people in
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: the streets.
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  Speaker 2: We go.
• 11:51
  Speaker 3: He does have, he did have some bad side effects
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  Speaker 3: on the first one.
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 11:54
  Speaker 3: He threw up for like four days straight.
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: It was gnarly.
• 11:56
  Speaker 3: It was unbelievable.
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: We have footage of it.
• 11:58
  Speaker 3: It's like the shot. We're doing a promo.
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Footage of the vomiting.
• 12:02
  Speaker 3: We were shooting a promo for us for, for vomiting
• 12:05
  Speaker 3: for tour. And legitimately he threw up for like an entire,
• 12:10
  Speaker 3: like 30 to 40 seconds.
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: Straight, straight 48 hours of constant vomiting.
• 12:15
  Speaker 3: It was wild to watch.
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: Interesting. It was cool to see it go to work.
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: What happened? Can I tell you what happened? Yeah. Guy,
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: It's like Santa Clarita Diet where she becomes a zombie.
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: He's close. The first 48 hours, she just vomits.
• 12:25
  Speaker 3: Underrated show, by the way.
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: It was a great show.
• 12:28
  Speaker 3: I loved it. You didn't watch it.
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I saw Squid Game 2.
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: You know what we both watched together that we like
• 12:33
  Speaker 3: that we want to talk about?
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: We both separately went to the theater to go watch
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: Bob Dylan, A Complete Unknown. I'm sorry.
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: How was it? A Complete Unknown. Honestly? Yeah, go first.
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: I'll go second.
• 12:44
  Speaker 3: Huge crush on that kid.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: Everyone's saying that it's a great movie. He's fantastic. She's good.
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: Monica Barbaro. Monica is that her name.
• 12:55
  Speaker 3: She's fantastic the movie's great it's just you just give
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: the kid credit because he did it I can't believe.
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: He did it I worked with Monica Barbaro on a
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: sitcom well why wouldn't he do it though splitting up
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: together Yeah, she was on Splitting Up Together. And even
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: then I knew, oh, I'm never going to see this
• 13:11
  Speaker 2: person again. Because she got Maverick while we were shooting.
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: Here's why he should have done it.
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: I've never had that experience with anyone I've been on
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: set with. Everyone I'm on set with, I go, I
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: will see them again, probably at the improv. Like, I
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: know it's going down. Everyone I've done a film with,
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: I'm like, it's going bad for them. And it's going
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: to get so bad where they start calling me and
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: asking me questions.
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: I have a.
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: Reversal of that. I have one that she was.
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: Not even a regular She was kind of like Trying
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: to make her a regular They kind of lied to
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: her And she didn't have a lot of air time
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: I did that I'm Dying Up Here show And afterwards
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: She fucking exploded She's on that Ginny and Georgia show
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: Brianne Howey is her name.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: Huge Dude So she's huge.
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: She was a waitress on our show Barely featured And
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: by the way She's great She's fantastic She just did
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: Ginny and Georgia She's great in that She's so good
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: And she just did that new Schumer thing She's so good,
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: but that's a story where you're like, wow, she flipped the...
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: She was so downtrodden from the show not putting her
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: on the air. And then afterwards, I thought, I wonder
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: how she's doing. And, you know, 80 million followers on
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: Instagram later.
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: Sometimes it just turns. It flipped fast. It flipped.
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: We're waiting for that flip.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: I think Gaga's flipped with Joker. I think it's done.
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's over.
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: I believe it's over. She went the other way. I
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: believe she went the other way. That's what I mean.
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: If you're on set with me... It's over. That's not true.
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: I believe that. Tim, Tim, Tim.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: Who else were you on camera with that could fall, potentially?
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: I think Joaquin will survive. Maybe. I think Brendan Gleeson's out.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: I think he's back to Ireland.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: That's it.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: Sorry, love him, but I think we've had enough of that.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: That folksy kind of like, Artur, sing a song for
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: us next. And I think Gaga's done, but go on.
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, I want to say something, okay? Number two, okay?
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: Number one, I know people that like that movie. The Joker? Whoa. Yeah, yeah.
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: cool okay we also it could be one of those
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: movies it might stand the test of time and 10
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: years from now it could be genius no no that's
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: not by the way i thank you oh yeah and
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: also i want to say something about the um a
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: complete unknown because i didn't say my opinion.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah please what do you mean say it we want
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: to hear it yeah he looks good he looks real good.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: Okay so um First of all, Monica Barbaro was also
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: a guest star on Splitting Up Together. She wasn't a regular.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: And now look at her.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: She's killing it. And number two, let me tell you
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: about a complete unknown. Yeah. Okay? I didn't want to go.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: My friend Gene wanted to go. Yeah. We sat in
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: the theater. I'm a huge Bob Dylan fan. Always have been. Yeah. Okay?
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: As soon as you see him on screen, you go, oh,
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: this is going to be good. It's Bob Dylan. It's
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: Bob Dylan.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: It looks like Bob Dylan.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: He did it.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: He did it.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: Kills it! Right. Yeah. That's what I've heard. Better than
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: Rami Malek. He did great as Queen, right?
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: Two completely different things.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Austin Butler, great Elvis, right?
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: I liked it. I liked it. I liked it. I
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: liked it. I liked it.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you, Brett. This dude kills it. We went
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: to Graceland.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: This felt real good. We went to Graceland. The woman
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: giving us a tour was shocked because teenage kids were there,
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: high school kids, college kids.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, what are they doing?
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: But they're looking at us and they're like.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: No, you were the only one there.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: Me and the crew. He was sleeping. But they were like,
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: bad friends, bad friends. The woman who gave us the
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: tour goes, I'm sorry, I don't know who you are.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, we just do a podcast.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: And she goes, you know, that's weird. People know you here.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: I had Austin Butler here. Not one person recognized him
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: or said hello. And that felt.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: Andrew Santino is bigger than Austin Butler. That's right.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: I'll say it.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: He felt good.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: I'll say it.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: That felt so good. It felt good.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it felt real nice.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: They've closed off. We're recording this the day they're doing
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: the Golden Globes. They've closed off like, I don't know,
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: 17 blocks. It feels excessive.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: It's too many.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: It feels excessive.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: I said to the cops, I go, is this a
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: prime terrorist threat? If you want to hurt America, do
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: you bomb the Golden Globes?
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Well, that's actually... Do you know what I mean?
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: That's an international... No, you do the Academy Awards. Yeah,
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: I mean, I just don't think the Golden Globes are
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: a real threat.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: No, look at all the street closures.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's crazy.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: They want to shut the whole city down.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Wow. The whole thing is insane. Wow. Because the comics
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: have done that gig. It's a tough gig, right? Coy
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: had a tough time. Because it's a weird gig. It
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: depends how you see it.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's different. Joe got that gig within a
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: month of it airing.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Right. No, no, no.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: I'm not even blaming him. I would never want it.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: It's like the worst gig ever.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: Would you take it? I wouldn't. Would you take it?
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: They would never ask.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: They would never ask. Hypothetically.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: No, because it's not, the hypothetical is that they would never,
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: but I wouldn't belong in, no, I don't.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: I don't think it would make sense for me to
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: do it. Why would we? I would do billboards if
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: that was still around. I would, there's things I would. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: I would do... People's Choice.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: Does the Apollo have award ceremony?
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: I would love that.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: I would love Soul Train Awards.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Soul Train Awards. There was a skirmish at one of
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: them recently. It was kind of a melee. By the way,
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: the best white word about an all-black fight is a skirmish.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: A skirmish.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: There's a skirmish out there happening.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: It's a melee.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: Something happened That was like This is my buddy Yeah
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: Was on the train in Chicago And he hears these
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: two dudes Are on the subway And the one guy's
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: like Hey yo And he recognizes his friend He goes
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: Oh what's up man He goes Whatever happened to Charles
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: Or whatever the guy's name was He goes Whatever happened
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: to Charles He goes Oh man Charles is dead man
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: And the guy goes Oh shit What happened And real
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: calmly he goes It was a dispute Wow Validated And
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: like he asked Like as if it was like Oh
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: yeah it was no big deal Hosting 2025 Golden Globes,
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: Joe Coy bombing and roasting Emilia Perez. I don't even
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: know what I was watching.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: What is that?
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: She's commenting about it? Yeah. That's her quote about.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: It's so unfair.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: But why would she comment about Joe's performance prior?
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: That's her quote? I don't know if that's her quote. Oh.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: No, but it does say, I don't even know what
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: I was watching. I think, look, learning from Joe Coy
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: bombing and roasting Emilia Perez... See, I wouldn't, that's the thing.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: I don't want to do the, I wouldn't want to
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: do this shit because I don't, we have no business
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: in that business.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: I have no business there.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing is like the same thing with
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: the politicians.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: If they were giving awards out at Mar-a-Lago.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, you were there.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: And they wanted to host.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: You.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Let's, this is, this makes sense.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: The Golden Globes, not so much.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: What could me and Bob host?
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Genuinely. What public event? I think a very fun tech awards.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Tech awards would be fun.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Or Pep Boys. Yeah. Pep Boys, if they had one. Yeah.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: They stopped doing it.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. AutoZone's got a whole new. Yeah, yeah. Something
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: like that. I hosted the Asian Excellence Awards twice. That's
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: pretty cool. It's so funny to me, dude. Where do
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: they have that?
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: At Din Tai Fung at the mall.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Where does the Asian excellence awards happen? Hey, man. Fuck you, man.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Mr.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: Chow's. Outside of Mr. Chow's on Beverly.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: And it's Awkwafina. No, no, stop. It's Cannes. It was
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: at the Wiltern. Is that good enough? Well, that's good.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Can I also say something else, dude? Yes. You think
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: it was just a bunch of Asians?
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Yes. No.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: No.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: No. Tarantino did a thing. That's cool. He's Asian. Danny
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: DeVito did a thing. They're all Asian. These guys are
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: all Asian. He's small like an Asian. Ralph Macchio was there.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: Another Asian.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Well, he's got to be there. If Ralph Macchio doesn't
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: show up for the Asians, that's crazy. Yeah, he's got
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: to be. Yeah, of course. Yeah, Ralph Macchio's coming out
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: for the Asians. Thank you. He should say thank you. So,
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: will you Google a photo of me at the Asian
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Excellence Awards, please?
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Please Google a photo of me. And by the way,
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: you should have done it already. Because Asian Excellence Awards alliteration.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Did you enjoy it? Was it fun? Good experience? Well,
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: let me see if there's a photo on there. Yeah. Oh, there.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: That one.
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: No.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: That one right there. You know, with Kelly Hu, that one. No,
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: the first row. There it is. Well, that was it. Yeah.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no shirt, you know, that's how I do it. 2008? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: Burt Kreischer.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, Burt Kreischer. The machine.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: The machine.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Anyway, um.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Crazy times.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: It's hard to do. Awards just seem tough. Also, it
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: wasn't televised and no one really was there.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: Did you read off a cue card?
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: What are you supposed to be saying?
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Were you reading cue cards?
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's wild. The Netflix roast that
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: we all just did, it was fun-ish.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: How was that?
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: It was an abomination, but it was fun.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: We had fun. I love Mark and Sam, and we
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: all had fun. You've never done a roast, huh? It
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: wasn't a real roast. I've never done a roast either.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: It wasn't a real roast. It was roasting the year.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: It wasn't a roast. It wasn't a real thing. It
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: was like we roasted the year.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: They weren't roasting topics. They asked us to do it.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Like drones. They asked us to do it. Yeah, kind of.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: I said I would do it if they let me
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: dress up like the CEO got shot, and they did.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: And I didn't think they would. Oh, I saw that. Yeah,
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: I saw that.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: It was one of those things where I said to
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: my manager, I go... let's just, they'll never let this happen,
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: so I won't have to do it. And then they
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: actually let it happen.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: It was fantastic. So then I had to do it.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: They asked us to do it. We said, no, thank you.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: I will say by Netflix.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: They did, but we're also, we're not.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: And no, thank you is the right move.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Well, they were Netflix. We were both doing Hulu stuff too.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: So I just, I feel like that was a weird,
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: I was like, I don't want to.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: I would have done a Netflix if they asked. Yeah.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: They did.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: We said no.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: No, a special.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this wasn't a special.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying. This was not a special.
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: And then Jeff announced that he has cancer.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Well, he's better now. So he's gone. He beat it.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: He beat it. I knew when he had it. I
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: texted him. I was so concerned.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: Once you have it, you got it.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: He got rid of it.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Who?
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Eddie Pepitone. Really? Yeah. Like two weeks ago, I saw
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: him at a party. He goes, I was meaning to
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: tell you, but I couldn't tell you, but. I got
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: it out. I go, what? He goes, I had colon cancer. Wow.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I should even say that out
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: loud because it's kind of private. Yeah, well.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: What do you think?
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: Did he tell you not to talk about it?
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: He never said anything. So then it's fine. Are you sure? Yeah,
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: because it's heroic. It's a hero's journey. He won. He won. Oh,
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: he won. And we all love Eddie. We love him.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: He's the best. He's my favorite guy. Yeah, I love
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: him so much. Yeah. But, you know, it's so sad.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know. We should be more mindful and
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: more grateful that we're around each other and alive. Yes. Well,
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: that never happens. Yeah. What do you mean?
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Well, it's always that thing where you're in bad turbulence
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: on a plane or whatever it is where you feel
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: like you've had a brush with death.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: It never sticks. No.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Because the human condition is to be petty and small-minded
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: because you can't.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Think about the big things all the time. You'll become insufferable.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Can we do a moment of silence for the Korean aircraft?
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, yes.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: I didn't even realize. For which? For what? The Korean
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Air crash. The one that went off the runway into
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: the building.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: It wasn't Korean Air.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: It was Jeju Air. Yeah, Jeju. It was Jeju.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: They're like our spirit.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: It happened in Korea.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: It was sad.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: Okay, let's do a moment.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: It has to say Korean Air for us to do
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: a fucking... And I want to ask you something very seriously.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Did you know anyone on the plane? I mean... Because
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: I'm asking you.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Chances are high, to be honest.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you know anyone on the planet.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: And I'm trying to, because it is a terrible thing.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: It's awful. No, well, Tim, we're not doing it yet. Oh,
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 24:19
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  Speaker 3: Now, did they blame the barrier, right? Didn't they say
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: the barrier?
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: They actually blamed the wall. The wall, yeah.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: The wall caused it.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: They blamed the wall.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: It wasn't anything. It wasn't the malfunction of the plane.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: It was the wall. If that wall wasn't there, it
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: wouldn't exist.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: No, the plane would just keep going.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Slow down nicely.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: Say that phrase again. If the wall wasn't there, this
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: wouldn't have happened. This is the Israel-Palestine thing all over again.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: There we go. That's a tough photo. Just the charred
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: tail of a plane. I'm going to show you a photo.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: By the way, you have a photo of the year
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: of 2025 already.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: What do you think?
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: It's the burning Cybertruck outside of Trump Tower. I want
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: it framed in my house.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: It's huge. It's beautiful.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: The Cybertruck on fire. Outside of Trump Tower.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: It's golden. It's gorgeous.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: It's just like, what a... Look at how good that
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: photo is.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: It's a great photo.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: I want that in my living room.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Something's up with that. I don't know what.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: We're not there yet.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: We're not there yet.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: They're planning it. There's more to come.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Something feels weird about the whole time we're in. That's
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: a beautiful animal.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: Well, tell them about the story of the animal.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: You know what this.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: He texted me yesterday.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Was that dog on a plane? No. Okay. This dog...
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: He was flying the plane.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: This was lunch.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: You're not going to eat me.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: Shibu Inu crashes.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, this dog had nine family members
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: on that flight that died. And now he's just sitting
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: there at the airport going, where is everybody? It's terrible.
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: Bobby.
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: Hey, hey, hey.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: No, I'm just kidding. This is the dog. The dog. Hey,
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: where is everybody? So the dog.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: The dog wasn't on the flight.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: No, he was at the airport. You know? And then
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: what is it? You're allowed to eat him now, maybe.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, you can. Well, it is actually, that's...
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: It's so super sad.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: By the way, it's one of those things, do we
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: even need to know this? It's like we're making it
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: even sadder. Who's doing this? A plane incinerated, hundreds of
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: people died, and we need to find this?
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Story?
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Who wrote that? People magazine?
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy. Listen to this.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: There are many people who mourn the deceased family and
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: want to help Pudding by adopting him. This dog's name
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: is Pudding, and its entire family was burned alive in
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: a plane.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: That's what you're working. If you're a journalist, that's what
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: you're doing now.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: Anyway, a little controversial.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: I'm sure there's a turtle there. Like, why don't I
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: get coverage? Of course. You know what I mean? Of course.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Maybe someone that had a frog. Oh, my God. This
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: is very interesting. That's an Asian frog. Listen to this.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: They never return, the organization wrote.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: And the empty house they left behind was haunted by
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: their five-year-old grandpa's pet dog, Pudding. Pudding would stare at
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: every car that drove into town, and the locals would
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: feed him out of sympathy for the loss of his family.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: That's sad.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: It's terrible. The name is terrible, too.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Pudding is not great.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: The grandpa's like, one day, you're going to be Pudding.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: We're going to make you Pudding. One day, you will
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: be Pudding.
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: You woke hard enough.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: They never returned. So this is awful. I told him,
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: I said, let's adopt a dog. We try to find
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: a way to get a hold of it.
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: We'll take the dog. We'll take Pudding. But this is
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: the thing.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: They wrote the story with no intention on helping the dog.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: They don't give a fuck.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: No, the dog is already dead. It's gone. The dog
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: is down. They put that dog down.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: They put it down.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: That dog is down. You think so? Pudding's down. Yeah, yeah,
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: Pudding's down. Pudding is down. As of this writing, Pudding
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: is down. There is no way Pudding is still around.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Pudding is down as of this recording. Pudding is gone.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: It's terrible.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: But let's do a moment of silence like you wanted.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: For Pudding and the rest of the people.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Mostly for Pudding.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: I'm going to speak in Korean if I may. I
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: would love that. Did you call me fat again? Keep going.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: What do you think happens in Korea now?
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: How do you mourn in Korea?
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Do you guys have wakes? No, Bobby, it's not. I've
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: never heard in my fucking life. Bobby, I don't know.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know how they mourn.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: Do you have wakes?
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: That's what I mean. How do you do it? Do
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: we do a funny dance or something? I don't know.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Show us the dance.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: Show us the funeral dance.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Is it upbeat? Is it giggling?
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: They have a little dance.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, well, that's nice. Let's closure.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: Out of respect to the dead.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Because, do you know what?
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: Put that part out.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: No, leave it. That was so dumb. Leave that in. Yeah, yeah,
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: I'm not putting that in. No, but there's no, we
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: have tear ducts. Bobby, I'm not. We have tear ducts.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying. And we have emotions like you white fucks.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying Asians aren't human. I know, not as.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: A little bit.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're not as big as you.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Asians are, your tear ducts are smaller.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying that Asians are not people.
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: No.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: I was simply asking what the custom was. Yeah. But
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what the saddest thing is. Yeah. And
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: my therapist says I have to stop doing this. Yeah.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Which is, I'll... Because she goes, I obsessed over the
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: mourning of people. So it's like, I've been watching all
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: night long. So what they did was all the family
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: members were at the airport, just staying there in tents.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: So awful. Now, can I ask a question? My God. Bobby,
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: why are they in tents at the airport? That's crazy. Yeah,
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: go home.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: If you called me and said your family just died
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: in a plane crash, I would never go camp at
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: an airport.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: That's what I mean. There are differences, Bobby. There are
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: cultural differences. You're right. Sorry. Right, but they also, we
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: care about the remains. So do we. Yeah, we all do.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't think so. We ship the bodies.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: I think Koreans care about their remains more than white people.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: So you're camping at the airport. Where in the airport
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: are they camping? The government set up these tenting cities.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: Can you imagine some people are in the Delta Lounge?
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: That's what I mean.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: By the way.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: No offense to the people that perished or their relatives.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: There are people who paid a lot of money to
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: fly a luxury carrier, perhaps to London or Dubai, that
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: don't want to see tents of crying people on their
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: way to the plane. So, Bobby, if I spend money
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: to have a first-class ticket on Korean Air, which is
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: a phenomenal carrier, I don't want to walk through tragedy
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: and horror on my way into the plane.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: Let's forget about it. Move on.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: Move on.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: I never even thought about that, and I guess you're right.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: I'm backing you up. Look how terrible this looks. This
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: looks like L.A. That's it. But here's what's sad about it.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: How does this help? It doesn't help. But they want
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: to be there to see if they can find a
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: toe or something. Is that really what's going on?
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: Bobby, that's morbid and sick.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: This is so sick.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: This is kind of sick. Why don't you come and
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: let's camp and then try to find your cousin's toe? Well,
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: what I do is sicker. I'm going to tell you
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: what I do. Okay. Right? I don't know why I'm laughing.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: But when the guy, you know what I mean? He's
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: the CEO or someone that works for the airline. He's
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: like naming names to people that are deceased. Oh, right.
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: You can hear people yelp in the background. Yeah. So
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: he'll be like, you know what I mean? And I'll
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: just keep watching it over and over again. Now there's
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: people that are angry. Can we watch this? I want
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: to see this because now these people are very angry.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: This is so awful.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: The bereaved are at breaking point. These outbursts happen every
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: few minutes.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: We better get Miles for this.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: That's what he's saying. These tents aren't big.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: Just yelling at a desk agent. If I don't get
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: free drinks on the next flight, I'm going to fucking
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: lose it.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: This is so terrible.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: This is terrible. This is terrible.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: Okay, all joking aside. All joking aside. Honestly, it's awful.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Honestly, terrible.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: But this is what's so awful is they have to
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: sit in a room and cry and yell together.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Well, this is what I don't understand. It's terrible.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: What I don't understand is why these people aren't with lawyers.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: Yes, Sue.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: I would be with a lawyer.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: But this is an American culture. This is what he
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: was asking you.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: Morgan and Morgan. We don't do it there. You don't sue?
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. I would be, if you called
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: me right now.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: And said your family was incinerated in a crash, I
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: would put you on hold and call a lawyer.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: Immediately. I would not go to a tent. And I'll
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: tell you why they don't have to do that. Because
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Koreans are already, it's inherent in their company. They already
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: know they're going to get paid out. Okay. Well, that,
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: by the way, that's good. I just made that up,
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: but I'm assuming.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: God bless the dead in Korea, because this is tragic
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: and awful.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: It's awful.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: We're not making light of this at all. I think
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: air travel is terrible. It's gotten worse. It's gotten worse.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: I predicted it. I predicted it years ago.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: It's coming for all of us. Look, look, look. It's pudding.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: Now we go back to pudding. By the way, can
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: you Google how many in the last two months, I'm
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: not kidding, the amount of air crashes and stuff that's
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: going on?
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: Well, there's landing gear issues.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: Lots of them.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Things can't land. What's going on, Boeing? We fly every week.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Are you nervous? I'm so nervous. I'm leaving in two days.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: You're leaving in two days. I'm very nervous. Where are
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: you going? I'm freaking out. He's going to Florida. I'm
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: going to New York or Florida. Yeah, it sucks.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: I go to New York, then I go to Florida again.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: I have a gig in Jeju. Oh, you're going to Jeju? Yeah,
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: at the airport.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: Both of the two December 2024 crashes happened when landing.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: Both of them were landing gear issues.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: And they both happened in December.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: People think when you're landing, you're in the clear. You
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: are not. It's actually the most dangerous time of the flight.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: By far. When you're up, it's fine.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: And here's the other thing.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: If you've ever, like, whatever, seen pilots when they're landing,
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: either on a YouTube video or if you're in a
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: jet where you could see them or whatever, that's.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: When they're working. Oh, yeah.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Because when they're up there, they're just chilling. But when
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: they're landing, they're like, fuck, this could go bad.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: The engine was damaged after hitting a bird.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Me and Sam Talent had the worst flight of our
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: lives in a small jet going from Amsterdam to London.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: It was a 33-minute flight. The last four to five
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: minutes of it, we could not land. We got to
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: 700 feet.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: It was crazy. We had to go back up.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Then we landed in Birmingham, which was like, you know,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: three-hour call right away. And we went up through a storm.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: And the Russian flight attendant was just sitting there expressionless.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Two French pilots, thin guys, exactly what you want, thin,
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: just working. At the end when we landed, I said,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: how many landings are worse than that? The guy said,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: I've been flying 23 years. I said, how many landings
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: worse than that? He goes, very few, maybe none.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: And pilots always underplay everything. And these two guys were like,
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: very few, maybe none. Like it was bad. Sam Talent
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: said it perfectly. He goes, that was the scariest thing
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: that's ever happened to me as an adult. Wow.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: I've done two touch and goes. You know, you have
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: to touch and take back off. I did that in
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: Vegas and that was one of the worst fucking, because
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: if the heat is too high in Vegas, right? If
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: it's like over a hundred and something, it's really hard
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: for them to land. So he's landing in the wind
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: and it's crazy and he goes all the way down
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: and we touch and then we go right back up
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: and immediately everyone's on their phone. See ya. Bye.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Love ya. Right.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: This is it. This is definitely how it goes. Circle around.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: We did it again. I fucking hated it. I hated
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: so much landing.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Well, when it's going down, do you know how you're
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: going to be?
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be thinking about you.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: No, but what do you do? Do you scream?
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: No.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: No.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: No, you can't.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: It's internal?
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: No. I, for me, when I was on the thing
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: with Talent, when we were landing the second time, it
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: was such a crazy storm, it wasn't good. I was
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: thinking to myself, I was so in it, like I
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: was watching, like, are we gonna get to the runway?
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: Because the plane's going like this. And I was so
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: in it, I'm like, are we gonna do it? Are
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: we gonna do it? I wasn't even thinking, like, this
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: is it. There was a thought, I was like, this
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: could be it. Right. But I was so in it,
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: I'm like, are they gonna do it? You're kind of
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: rooting for the pilot.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: I say root for them till the end. Root for them.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Root for them till the end.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: You know? Yeah. It was more.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: This year than other years? Is that what it says? Wow.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: Why is that the case, though? Because Boeing is.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: Something's going on.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Boeing, something's going on. They killed all the whistleblowers. There's
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: too many people flying. Everybody's mad.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Go to an airport. Everyone looks pissed. Everybody looks pissed.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Everybody looks pissed, dude.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: You don't want to be in a situation where everyone
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: hates their job.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. Because nobody's doing it the way they should do it.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: This is giving me the creeps. I'm going to Miami.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: No, it's going to be fun. Let's move on. Let's
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: move on from this. Let's talk about Gladiator 2 or something. Well,
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Denzel Washington's in it, and he's excellent, I think. Did
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: you like the movie? I saw it. I liked it.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: I thought it was good. I thought it was good.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: I thought it was excellent. Very good, and I enjoyed it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: I enjoyed it. And here's another. Can I just recommend
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: another one?
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: On the topic, right? Yeah. Onora.
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes. The Order. The Order.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: Ooh.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: Did you see it? No. What is that? The Order
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: is about these white supremacists in the 70s. Remember that
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: radio DJ, Jewish guy that got assassinated outside the studio? Oh, yeah. Yeah,
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: that guy. You know who plays him in the movie? Who?
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Marc Maron.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: And he kills it. It's a great movie. And The
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Order is about white supremacists. It's about that killing and
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: also the heist that they had and then how they
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: got stopped. You know what I mean? But it's a
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: It's a really good movie.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: What do you think is going to happen tomorrow? Tomorrow's
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: a big day for white supremacy.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: What's tomorrow?
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: Come on, dude. Jan 6.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: J6?
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: We're back, baby.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: I think it'll pass without incident.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: That's kind of a bummer. I want a little bit
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: of a party.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: I think there'll be some fond remembrances of a time.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Here's the way I look at January 6th. Truly, have
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: you ever been at a party that's gotten out of hand?
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: That's kind of what happened.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: That's what happened.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: That's what it was, yes. It's a high school party.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: It was not a civil war. They're in hats. They're
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: in costume hats.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: It was a high school party.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: It was a high school party. It got out of hand.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: It's not a coup.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: People call it a coup. It's not a coup. You
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: need the military for the coup. You can't be doing
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: a coup with a hat. That's right, a shaman hat.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: With a prop and costumes. Right, right, right, you can't, no, no, no. No,
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: this is, the kids from the other high school came
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: and they're a little wild. They're a little wild. And
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: things got a little out of hand. And then the
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: really popular quarterback may or may not have egged it
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: on without knowing.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: A little bit.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: Without even knowing. You know, we don't know.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: He was like, we're having the best time of our
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: lives tonight. We gotta go out there and have the
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: most fun. No one can tell us how much fun
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: we can have. Trump, more fun?
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Trump really is the quarterback. He's the quarterback.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: And he was like, tonight's our night to make a
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: mark and have the most fun we've ever had.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: And this is what happened.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: We have to show Maine South, we're the ones.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: We're the ones.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: We're the ones.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: And there's a lot of teachers that, you know, they
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: say that we're such good kids.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: We're not. We're not problems.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: They go, these kids are so sweet and quiet, but
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: guess what? Tonight's the night to show them.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? It can get out of hand.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: It's like a pepper alley. It can get out of hand.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: It's no one's fault. It's no one's fault. It's not litigated.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: It's no one's fault. He's actually a genius, that Jake Angeli.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: Rogan sent me a tweet the other day, he's very smart.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: This kid? This shaman, the QAnon shaman. Also, Tim, if
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: you were breaking a window and I didn't know what
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: was going on, I would help you break it. I
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: don't know what's going on.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Of course, my friend once fell through a door, a
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: screen door, and he ripped the screen out, and we
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: all started laughing. Of course my friend's property was destroyed.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: His parents were very upset. But there was something funny
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: about watching someone fall through a screen door.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: And if you said, like, come into this office, right?
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: And I'm in Nancy Pelosi's office.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on. I just thought, look,
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Kim in there. Would you go in?
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: We're all in a field. We're all kind of having fun.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: And it's getting a little wild.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: It's getting wild.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: It's getting a little wild.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: But we've all been at those parties where we regret
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: the next day. Everybody looks around and goes, that was
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: really nuts.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: I can't believe we did that. I can't believe that happened.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: Do you think he's going to pardon the January 6th
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: people that are in prison? The day he's the day.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: You think the day? Day one.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Day one.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: You think day one? Day one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: Day one. Okay. I heard it's not hard to do
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: either to pardon. No, it's a pen.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: He signs a page.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: We do posters all the time. Yeah, we sign posters
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: on the road.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: No, it's literally us signing merch.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: It's the same thing.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: It's the same thing. The best thing ever, though.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Can you get the January 6th song that the January
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: 6th people recorded a song in prison? All the January
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: 6th people that went to jail, it's called Justice for All.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: And it was recorded by Donald Trump and the January
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: 6th prison choir.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: Please. I got to hear it. It is actually kind
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: of powerful.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: Are they going on tour anytime soon?
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: If they are, I'd love to see it. I will
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: jump on that in a minute. Let me host.
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: Abraham Lincoln, at a time of true crisis with the
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: country on the brink of civil war, appealed for all
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: Americans to be touched by what he called the better
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: angels of our nature. And toward the end of the war,
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: he called on them to bind up the nation's wounds.
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: Lincoln was the first Republican president. In seeking to be
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: the next Republican president, Donald Trump promises to be an
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: agent of vengeance.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: And in his.
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: CPAC speech, invoked the post-Civil War act of vengeance, lynching
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: in a moment of self-pity.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: I didn't know that they want to lynch you for
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: doing nothing wrong.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: I didn't know they want to lynch you for doing
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: a great job.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: I didn't know they want to put you away because
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: your poll.
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: Numbers are better than anybody they've seen in years.
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: For the record, the former president was not lynched.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: He lost. He was voted out of office.
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: And he's not being lynched either. He's the subject of
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: numerous official legally sanctioned investigations. The irony here is that
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: he did have a vice president who was being hunted
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: by a mob the former president encouraged and for hours
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: did nothing to stop, who did want to hang Mike Pence.
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: And according to the New York Times, Mark Meadows, his
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: chief of staff, told the January 6th committee that when
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: President Trump learned of the rioters chanting, hang Mike Pence,
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: he said something to the effect of, maybe Mr. Pence
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: should be hung. And as for those rioters, shortly before
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: speaking to CPAC, the former president collaborated with a group
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: of incarcerated January 6th inmates on this.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: And to the republic for which it stands.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: Wow. There's something beautiful. That's very beautiful.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: You tell me Diplo can't do anything with that?
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Make a beat. Throw a beat on that. Hey, where's
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: John Summit? Wow. No, I'll tell you this right now.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: It's a regrettable day. Yeah. It's a regrettable day. What
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: are you going to do?
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: It's not good. And everybody that I know who was there.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Feels sad about it.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: This is like all my uncles.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's everyone I grew up with. That's all my uncles.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: That's every person I've ever met in my life is
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: that guy.
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: Dude, we got inside the fucking offices, dude.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: But by the way, it's a great story. Here's the
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: thing about January 6th.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: It's one of those stories where it's a great story
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: to tell you were there.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, he's got... What is he on?
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: Is he on an app? He's recording right now?
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: He's on TikTok Live.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: He's TikTok-ing.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: Is that a katana?
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Is that a sword? Let's keep that thang on you.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: What has he got?
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: I'm more interested. Look at the desk. I want to
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: see what's on the desk. A little bit of Purell.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: A Yeti cup.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: The problem with this country is that we don't have
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: fun anymore. We don't. And this is fun.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: This is fun.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: This is not the best thing. Yeah, it's not the
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: best thing. It's not the best thing. It's not the
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: best thing. I mean, it's not so good with a
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: water slide.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: No, they're closed. It's the winter.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right. They're closed. And you know what? There's
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: lines and there's problems.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: This is immediate kind of just, here's the thing, man.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: We all remember doing fun pranks as kids. Yeah. This
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: is kind of what this is.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: It's just a prank.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: It's a fun prank. It's a fun prank as kids.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: You're getting wacky. You're having a good time with your buddies.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: This is us egging a house.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Egging a house. Toilet paper
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: in a house. TPL. Throwing some fruit off the overpass.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: Come on. Look at this. He's got the thing. He's
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: got the thick tongue. Look at that tongue, man. Yeah.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: By the way, you know what's so funny?
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: They've interviewed some of these people, and obviously they all
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: went insane and are crazy, but they also, when they
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: interview them, seem very reasonable.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: It's just so insane.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: They're like, so you took a shit on Nancy Pelosi's desk,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: and he's like, representative government has failed. It's so crazy
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: how well-spoken some of them are because the behavior is
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: so nuts.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: It's nuts.
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  Speaker 3: I might want to go to that.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good. Yeah, that's fine.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: I mean, it was unofficial, but it was a paperless
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: post that was sent to my email.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: I just don't want to be there and then craziness
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: starts to go on.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: I think the security is going to be unbelievable through
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: the roof. It's just going to be, there's no way.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: Liberals don't do crazy like that. What do you think
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: they do? Some of them do. But we're not even
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: talking about liberals. We're just talking about like... Who knows, dude?
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: Foreign actors.
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: A guy drove a truck through the middle of Bourbon Street.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Dude, people go wild.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: People lose their mind.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: They do crazy shit. Don't go, don't go, don't go.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: It just seems, I don't know. I'm going to go probably.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: It'll be an experience. You got to go. I think
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: it'll be an experience.
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: For Jimmy Carter.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: Do it for Jimmy.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: Do it for Jimmy.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: Do it for Jimmy. I'm going to do it for Jimmy.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: You know that award? Wear a shirt that says this
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: is for Jimmy. You know when the president gives awards
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: out and puts a little thing around their neck?
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: The Medal of Honor?
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: How can I get one? Oh, buddy.
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: So far from that.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: Can I get one?
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: So far from that.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: What would I need to do to get one?
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: Like, you think a Medal of Honor or like a.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: Ellen got one.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Who?
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: Ellen DeGeneres. For what? I don't know, but she got one.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: But Ellen's like in.
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: The Medal of Freedom?
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she got a Medal of something.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: Look at Biden's face.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: Hillary just got one 23 hours ago. Yeah, yeah. She
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: got one. Magic Johnson. Look at him.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: He doesn't want to touch magic.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: I don't love that photo.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I know. It's not going to rub off.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: It doesn't look great. I don't want to catch anything
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: that this guy's got.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: That doesn't present America in our best light.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: Such an unflattering photo.
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: So you don't think I'll ever get one?
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: No chance.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: You know what I don't like about you, Andrew? Give
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: it to me. And I think, Tim, you're in the
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: same category. Yeah. I really get no support. But here's
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: the thing. No, here's the thing. Hold on. Hold on.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: What?
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: How hard was this for him to clasp?
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: With both of them shaken?
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, and by the way, look at the guy,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: the Marine or whatever, just standing there like, I'm not
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: even watching. That is the face of a guy who's like,
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: I'm not even watching. Because that was such a crazy,
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: shaky thing.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Between his hands. He's trying so hard not to look.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: Because he knows. You're right. They're both shaking.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: They're both shaking.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's tough. Bobby, you could absolutely get one.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: You would have to, there would have to be a
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: president who felt, for whatever reason, close, that you had
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: to help them or you helped the country.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: We would need to set you up. Like, we would
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: need to have an.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: That's why I had Kennedy on my podcast. Right.
• 54:14
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: Well, that's good. Do you remember we bailed? Yes. So
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: me and Bobby. And by the way, the last time
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: we talked about canceling, I'm getting all these people angry
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: at me. We were talking about canceling one show at
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: the Improv for a criminal, but go on. So you
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: and I had a benefit show. Yes, we did. Do
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: you remember? And then I called you. Yes. And you go,
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: are you going? Yeah. He's not going to win. No,
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: we knew it. Yeah, you knew it, right? You weren't
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: going to go, right? And the line-out was tough. Your
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: excuse was COVID, right? COVID.
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: But then I- Got COVID. No.
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: No.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: I told them I had COVID before you told them
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: because I stole your fucking excuse.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Smart.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: And I sent them, I think, your test. Yeah, I
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: told you. I shared it with you. I shared it
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: with you. So the text that you sent me, that
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: was my results too. We were on a lineup. It
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: was weird. It was weird. Me, you, Rob Schneider. Yeah.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: Who else? People that weren't comedians. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: was like strange. Send in your COVID tests. Yeah.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: Show me that you had COVID.
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: I think they're lying, both of them. I don't believe
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: them at all. I think Bobby Lee and Tim Dillon
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: are lying. We've replaced them with Dre and Mateo. From
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: the Sopranos, we'll be here. But I would have done
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: it if you did it, but because you weren't doing it,
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: I was like, I don't think I should do it
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: then either.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: What do you think about those guys having Armie Hammer on,
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: on YMH?
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: We were talking about having him on here.
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: He's doing like a podcast tour.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: He's going to go on a tour. Do you know that?
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: He's got his own show now. Somebody told me he
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: has a podcast.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: He does. That's why he's doing Armie Hammer. Here's the
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: thing about Armie Hammer, though. Isn't he just a hot,
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: boring actor at the end of the day?
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: But it's interesting they had him on because they have
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: no connection to him whatsoever. It's a strange start for
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: a podcast tour. To start on YMA.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: Well, he's, now he's like, see, Armie Hammer's an actor.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: So you got to remember that he is now playing
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: the role of this guy. Armie Hammer was an A-list
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: guy forever. Said he wanted to eat a liver. Probably
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: didn't want to. Maybe it was a joke. That didn't work.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: Now he's that guy.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: With a trucker hat on YMH.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: You would see him talk about the thing that happened,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: and sometimes he'd do it as a drama, and he'd
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: be like, it's been so hard.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: And then he'd do it as a comedy. It's kind
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: of wacky when you think about it. And he's going,
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: which script is it? Is it a comedy that they
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: thought I ate everyone?
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: Or is it a drama? Am I a podcast guy now?
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: He's just basically trying to figure out what's the role.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: He's looking for a director.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: He's looking for a director. He needs the role to
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: get him back. You think this is his way to
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: get back into movies?
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: Something.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, something. He's got to come back. He doesn't want
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: to not be famous. Yeah, but my thing is that
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: there's nothing else he can do to make money, and
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: this is why he's doing it. You guys are crazy.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: When everybody says it, it pisses me off. He's a
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: fucking hammer. He's a fucking hammer.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, he has money.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: Do you know about the Hammer Museum in Los Angeles?
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: His family is worth... He sold his truck. He's pretending
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: he has no money.
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: How could he not?
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: He sold his truck on.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: He's like, here's me selling my car.
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: There's no fucking way. His family is worth fucking billions
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: of dollars.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: Supposedly, they cut him off and he was selling timeshares.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: I believe none of that.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: I agree with you. I believe zero of that. That's
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: the thing. If you're a Rockefeller, sometimes you get cut off.
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. What if he's cut off?
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: Not when you're this close. It's his great-grandfather, right? Give
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: me the Wikipedia on the fucking guy. It's his great-grandfather
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: that started the foundation and all this shit.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: Because I knew Zsa Zsa Gabor's daughter and she got
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: cut off.
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: Zsa Zsa didn't make a lot of paper, my friend.
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's all right.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: This is entrepreneur industrialist Armand Hammer.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: It sounds like they have money, right? Gabor?
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: And that's his grandfather or his great-grandfather. Wow.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: Right? She was born into it.
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, look, dude, this is generational fucking wealth.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: That guy. Oh, my God.
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: Look at him.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: By the way, if you think that guy didn't ask
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: to eat a liver. Right, right, right.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: Completely out of your mind. Like, if you think that
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: guy didn't set the standard.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It just said it said Lennon called him. Go
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: back up to his on his picture there. It said
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: Lennon's chosen capitalist by the press.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: I like that.
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: Close ties to the Soviet Union.
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: So you think it's over for him in terms of movies? No,
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I can't say that.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying that I think he feels that he
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: has to, and I sympathize with him, he has to
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: figure out, like, how do you handle this?
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: Do you handle it, like, serious?
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: Like, my life was destroyed. Or do you just say, listen,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: it's funny. It's like a funny rom-com. I texted a
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: few women I wanted to eat their hearts. People freaked out.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: It's silly.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: And now I'm back.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: And I think that's smart of him to do that.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: And that's why he's going on Why Maves. Tom and
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Christina are super cool. They get it. They're having fun
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: with him. I think it's smart.
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: It's wild.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: It's wild.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: We're living in such a crazy. Is that his grandfather?
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: Make sure that that's his granddad or his great granddad.
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know which one it is. It's just a strange.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: It's like we are living in.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: See upside down in a weird way.
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: It's unscripted.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: It's so crazy. Yeah. It's where we are.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: The wildest reality show we've ever lived. It's his great grandson.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Michael.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: Armand Hammer Armand Hammer Yeah Supposedly.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: He was having Financial issues Maybe that is untrue I
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: just don't buy that I think you're probably.
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: Right Generational wealth Whenever you meet someone With generational wealth
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: And you do You do occasionally Come across people Where
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: you're like Oh my dad is a Blah blah blah
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: Whoever Right They can't run out. They can't run out.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: Generation.
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: You can run out if you just got rich. You
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: know what's interesting.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: About Armie Hammond?
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: He's never looked not good. Like, if you have zero money...
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: You look shit.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: You look shit. He's never looked bad. Right. Look at this.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: Armie's grandfather was accused of killing a man in 1955
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: and sexual abuse by his daughter. He's got a good lineage.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: That's good lineage. That's insane.
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: Wait, his great-grandbrother was convicted of manslaughter in 1919. These
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: guys are killers.
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: There's something about... Runs in his blood. It's a fun family.
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: It's a fun family. It's a fun family.
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: That's a Thanksgiving.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't become Lennon's favorite capitalist, but you know
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: what I mean?
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's a fun Thanksgiving, and I like this new
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: Armie Hammer. I like the truck.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: I wanted to have him on here and eat, like, really, like, ribs.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: I wanted to have him on and eat ribs, so
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: I will have him on if me and him can eat.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: He'll do the show.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: Ribs.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: I think he'll do the show.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we were talking about it. He would do the show.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: But you know how Kevin Spacey cries about he's lost
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: everything in his house?
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: Like.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: Do you believe that?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that was my point. He's not generationally wealthy.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: Spacey's rich.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he made a lot of money, dude. Not
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: like the.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: Fucking Hammer, not like the Lennon's favorite capitalist.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: You would think that Kevin Spacey would have made at
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: least $ 100 million.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: No way.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: I also think Kevin Spacey's lying about losing everything. Sure.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: I think he's probably not being honest.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: I agree with that, but also, dude, new rich is
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: different than generational wealth.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: You know, dude, the difference is.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: We're all new rich, right? I'm not that rich, but
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying. The Hammer family, there are.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: There's money they have they don't even know they have.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: Correct. That's the kind of money we're talking about.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: If you have a fucking building on Wilshire and an
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: art museum.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: You're fucking fine. They're fine.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: But Spacey, I bet you he lost a lot of
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: all the shit that he had, I imagine. This guy.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: But when these guys talk about being broke, they don't
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: mean like I'm living in an apartment in West Hollywood.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: They mean like I'm not. Maintain their lifestyle. I'm not
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: maintaining my lifestyle.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: This guy's living in a three bed, three bath.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: When I was with, I did a podcast with Alec
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: Baldwin a few months after the. And he said to me,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: he goes, I can't believe I'm dealing with this bullshit.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: I should be on David Geffen's yacht in Nice right now.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: Do you see what I mean? I mean, it's a
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: different kind of level. It's a different level.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: There's levels to this.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: He was ordered to pay $ 31 million.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: That is, by the way, that is heavy.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: I didn't know it was that much.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: $ 31 is heavy.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, wait a minute. He let her say, ordered to
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: pay $ 31 million by a production company. Look at the end.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: He later settled the case for a million. That's it,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: a million. He's got fucking plenty.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: $ 1 million. Huh. So he's not going to, he's not
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: like on the streets. I mean, he's going to.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: No, his problem was, look, his monthly mortgage was $ 20, 000. Yeah.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: And he sold his house for $ 3. 2.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: Just go to Austin with Tony, I don't know.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: Armie Hammer, Kevin Spacey. By the way, if they all
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: move to Austin, just be the greatest thing in the world.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 6: Ladies and fucking gentlemen, the greatest fucking lineup you've ever
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 6: seen in your life. Red Band and I worked tirelessly
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 6: to get this lineup put together. It's Armie fucking Hammer
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 6: and Kevin fucking Spacey.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: They could start a new Hollywood over there.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: In Austin, you think?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: In Austin. Even the actors. Start a production company. Yeah.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: What do we say to Austin?
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: We're never going to go.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: No, thanks.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: No, thank you.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: No, thanks.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: I've made my feelings public and clear. Yeah.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: I love everyone who lives there.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: I love it, too.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: Not everyone.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. I love Joe, Shane, and Tony. I love
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: three people. No, there's people that are great. I love
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: three people.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: I just don't feel like moving there.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: And Tom and Christina.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: Why do they want everyone to move there? It's so weird.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: It's culty. It's like, I don't want to move. Well,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: we need to hold up the west flank here.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: We're fine.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: We got me, you, Bobby, Whitney. We don't have a choice.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: We have to stay here. By the way, if we
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: pull out the final Jenga blocks... Forget it. We're fucked.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: Forget it.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: It has to be us. It has to be Burr
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: and Sebastian.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: Here's why I stay.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: Someone has to disgust Sebastian Maniscalco at the improv.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: He's got to see someone and go... Someone has to
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: play that role. I know. That's right.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: Someone has to be sitting there in a sweatsuit when
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: he walks in and he just goes, that's us.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: That's us. Someone's got to do it. He's a good
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: example of someone I met early. I love him. You
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? I love him.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: I love him too.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: He's like a brother to me, right? He's brilliant. But
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: I'm so glad I met him early. I know what
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: you mean.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: But he's very nice to me. In that way, when
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: he nods, it's a nice nod.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: Because he's a quiet but endearing guy.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: No, he's a very sweet guy. But I get it
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: because he's about his business when he goes in there,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: he's working on the bits.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's not a clown like us.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: You've never had a conversation with him before then? It's
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: very minimal. Yeah, yeah. But it's nice when it happens.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: I know. It's quick in and out.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: He is very much... This is why he's so successful
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: amongst his talent, but like... A few guys like this,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: they're all fucking business. That's why he's so good at
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: what he does.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: He's focused.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: We go in there, we fucking goof off.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: We're not business. We're fucking fuck-ups. We're all over the place.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: I'm a fucking loser, dude.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're king losers.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: Why do we like that? Who cares? I want to
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: be business. I want to get a medal of honor.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: No, you don't.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: You're never going.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: To get one. You can't get a Heisman trophy. Yes,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: we can. We spent 30 minutes. Pulitzer, Pulitzer.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: We spent 30 minutes talking about a dog whose family
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: got incinerated.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: I know, but it's real news.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: No, it's not. We're fucked.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: Your podcast is the biggest thing in the world.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: Bad friends. No one needs to know about you guys, obviously.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: Is there anything specifically you want to plug?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: Are we ending now? Well, it's an hour, and I
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: felt I was respectful of everyone's time because I know
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: you both had time. You're going to cut some things
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: out because I'm going to tell them what to cut out.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: Can you stop? We're not cutting anything out. What would
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: we cut out?
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: He always likes to do 15 more minutes in case.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, by the way, we'll do 15. I already know
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: jokes in my head that didn't work. It's in my
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: head right now. But it's a podcast.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: We were warming up.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: If I cut every joke that didn't work when I
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: did Rogan, it would be nine minutes.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: It would be a nine-minute show. Yeah. And seven of
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: it would be Rogan telling me to not eat flour.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: What is.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: So it's, you just gotta do a thing.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: Why does Rogan call out bad jokes? One time I
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: did a joke, like last time I was on it,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: and he goes, ha, ha, ha.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: He does that a lot. And I'm like, just let
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: it go. No, he'll do that to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: He's done that to everyone, though. He does it to Shane.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean. Hardy, har, har, har. I hate it.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know. He likes to fucking snap. Some jokes work,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: some don't on that show, but you gotta power through.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: And making him laugh feels great because you've done it.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: It's the most stressful podcast I've ever... You have to admit,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: both of you, that doing this podcast, it doesn't feel
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: like this. It feels a little bit more elevated.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: It's the hardest show.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: It's the biggest show in the world. That's what I'm saying. Yeah.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: I couldn't sleep the night before. Yeah, but think about it.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: That's what people felt like when they did Tonight Show.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: When they went on Carson, they were so nervous. It's
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: because the weight of the show is so heavy.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: It's my Golden Globes. That is my Golden Globes. That's
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: as close as I'm getting to the Golden Globes.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: One day, though, we are going to get you, forget
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: the Medal of Freedom.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: I want a Heisman. You will get a Heisman. I
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: want a Pulitzer, and I want to get the Medal
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: of Freedom. You're going to get an Emmy. I would
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: love to see you get an Emmy.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: He'll win an Emmy.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: For what?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: And by the way, I want Biden to pin the
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Emmy on you like that.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: That's what I want to say.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: Can we get the Emmy on a rope?
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: I want to hang it on a little Chinese boy.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: That's the song, hang the Emmy on the old Chinese.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I love it.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: You will, but you will, you will get your comeuppance.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: Let me say something to you guys.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: You know that.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: Listen, I'm so happy.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: Are you?
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: I'm in a perfect place in my life. That's beautiful.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: By the way, we're really, next week, what is it? No,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: this week, we're shooting a pilot.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: It's amazing. A game show. That we, we.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: Financed it, we created it, we did everything, we're doing
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: it on our own.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: That's the only way to do it now.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're excited. We're doing, it's like, uh, In the
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: way that Eric Andre's show is an R-rated talk show
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: or an adult talk show.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: This is an R-rated game show.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: Game show, yeah.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: Perfect. With celebrities. It's amazing.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: It's so much fucking fun. That's what we're looking forward
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: to because now, he jokingly says I don't work. We've
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: toyed in the business.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: Every time we get into the business, it's just kind
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: of like, fuck, we'll just make our own shit. It
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: just gets so hard to make.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: I think you having the power and the control and
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: making it exactly what you want is perfect.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: I can't. I can't get the call. Oh, they put
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: a pin in you. They pin you. Right? And then, like,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: you're in the mix. You know what I mean?
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: And then two months goes by, and you see a
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: billboard of it.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, I guess I'm not in the mix. You know
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: what I mean? It's like, I can't do it anymore.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: Well, it's funny, because you go from you're in the
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: mix to the next set of calls.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: Is like, well, you're there. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, right.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: It starts like the verbiage changes. Yeah, yeah. You know?
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: Let's tell people how it works. Do you read?
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: So you read. You know if you read well, right?
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: Always, yeah.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: Then the next day you get a call like you're...
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: in the mix or they put a pin in you.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: They like you.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: Is that the same thing?
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: Same thing.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: And then it goes, well, and this is your agent
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: not knowing.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: When they say that.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: Like, you know, still, you know, you know how this works.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: You're right there. Right there.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: You know, they haven't gotten a call. That means they
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: don't know what's happening. They don't know what's happening.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: You know, you are at this stage. You are in,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: you are in the bar culture. You're the, uh, you're
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: like the, waiting to see what's left over at the
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: end of the night. They've got you as the reserve
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: side pussy.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because they're negotiating with someone they want. Right.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: Your last resort pussy.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: They're like, maybe, you know. And then, by the way,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: they don't even take your threat seriously. No.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: I guarantee they call and they go, oh, yeah, well,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know if they think we're in the right place.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: with the deal because they're also talking to this person
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: and then the person on the other end of the
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: phone is like, okay, good luck with that.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: Good luck with that.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: And then finally the agent goes, you go, I guess,
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: are we not doing that? A week later and they go,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on over there. Can I
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: send you something else?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: No, they say this. They're moving in a different direction.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: They're moving in a different direction. Instead of saying, they
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: don't fucking want you. And then they pivot and they
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: go like this. They go, you know what? I don't
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: think you wanted to do that. Dude, that's the fucking worst.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: I don't even think you wanted that. You know what?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: Agents are so fucking spineless. You'll go, you know, I
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: don't know. I don't even know if I like that project.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: And they'll go, yeah, that thing fucking sucks. If you
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: call them the next morning and go, I kind of
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: really kind of want to be a part of that.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: They'll go, it is pretty good. I think we should
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: get you in there.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: They'll flip-flop.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: It's like a real estate agent where you look at
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: a house and you go, it's really old. They go,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: it's really old. I just don't feel comfortable with that.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: They go, completely understandable. I go, but it does have charm.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: They go, it's got a lot of charm.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: It's the most charming house on the block.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: It's what it is, yeah. And we're not dumb. They
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: mirror you. We know what's going on. Well, we are dumb,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: but we're not that dumb. We are dumb.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: Well, you know, we've learned their talent. Selling Sunset, yeah.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: We're all on Selling Sunset.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: That's it. So for Whitney's show, Whitney, her sitcom.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the TV show?
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone auditioned for it, right? And I started outwardly
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: complaining that I didn't get an audition. I guess it
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: got to her. So one day, they called me in, right?
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: But it was for a part they had already cast.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's awful.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: Wow. And then I didn't even get a casting director.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: I got some lady with a camera, like an iPhone,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: and I swear to God, we were in some sort
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: of storage room. I just do it real quick like this,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean? It was just to call
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: me in.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: That's why if they don't already want me, it's fine.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: I don't want to like, I don't want to pretend.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: I don't want them to have to pretend that they
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: give a shit about you.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: So if they're like, you're not really our style. It's like,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: I'd rather that than be like, yeah, send in a
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: fucking tape.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: We don't like you. It's good to just lay, put
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: cards on the table. Here's what I don't like though. Yeah.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: Since we're talking about it.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: Is, I love you so much, but is when you
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: get an offer, that's even worse. Yeah. Cause you show
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: up on set and you're like, am I going to
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: do it right?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, am I going to fuck it up?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: Because the worst thing is when you're doing it and
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: you see the producers look, you know, from Video Village,
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: and they're like, concerned. Yeah. Like, oh shit, he's doing
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: it wrong. You know what I mean? And then they
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: have to come to you while you're, the day you're shooting,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: to give you a thousand notes.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, scary.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: It's so stressful.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: That's time to walk. That's when I get real nervous.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: I go to lunch and I think the whole time
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: by myself. Scared. They don't like me, do they?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: That's why I like that movie Once Upon a Time
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: in Hollywood.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: Tarantino?
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: Like, even, you know, that scene on DiCaprio's in his
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: trailer and just ripping on himself because he forgot a
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: line or whatever. It just felt so, like, real to me. Yeah,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: we lived that.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: I've lived that a hundred times.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: Have you done that? I was, yeah. Joker and some
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: of the other ones. Thanksgiving. Tim, I think you checked
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: out for a second. No, I was listening. No, no,
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: I think you checked out.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: I was deciding if I wanted to talk about the
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: Borderlands movie. I was deciding, well, you're looking at me now,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: but in my head, that's where I was going. I
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: was like, should I bring it up?
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: No, it's not.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: By the way, I think it was actually nice. So
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: that's all I wanted to say, and now we're moving
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: past it.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, no, I can say something, too.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 6: Why?
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: It's an attack.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: It's not an attack. It's not an attack. It's not
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: an attack.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: Stop it.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: I auditioned for it. I auditioned for it. And I
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: was close. You were so close. I got really close.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: That would have been great if you were in it. But.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: It would have been great. Two wins for me. I
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: have no control. You know, as you know, we have
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: no control. No control. Yeah, yeah. Can we talk about
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: one last movie and then we can go? Yeah. I
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: had an ozempic burp. Sorry. Yeah. Did you see Nostorov too? Yes.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: I didn't see it.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: Give me your honest opinion. Fine, it's too dark.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: I'm a little sick of Nicholas Holt and, you know, obviously,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: what's his name?
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: He's a brilliant actor. The other guy.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: What is his name?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: William Dafoe. He's a brilliant actor.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: But I'm just a little sick of, like, I don't know.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: I just, I'm not, it's not, the scariest thing was
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: when the gypsies were dancing. That was scary. When gypsies
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: dance at all at a party, I get scared. It
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: didn't have enough camp and fun. I think horror should
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: have a little lightness.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: It was just too much. Also, Nosferatu... Is Lemmy from Motorhead? Like,
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: what the fuck are we doing here? I agree with you.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: He's not scary at all. No, it's crazy. He has
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: a mustache. It's like, what the fuck is going on here, dude?
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: The whole thing's stupid. It opens at the whiskey. He's
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: just drinking at the bar. Yeah.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm going to say this. She...
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: She's killer. Steals the movie.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: What's her name again?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: Lily Rose Depp.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's Johnny Depp's daughter.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: Johnny Depp's daughter. She saves it. Don't you think? I
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: think she's great. The scary part... You know what I mean? Yeah.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: All that shit was so good.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: I also just think the premise, most people want to
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: get bit and live forever. Like, it's no longer a
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: scary premise anymore that, oh, maybe I'll be immortalized and
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: be a vampire.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: People are like, great. People go, hey, I work at Target. Yeah.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: They kind of want to be a vampire. We all
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: kind of live in a vampiric world.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: It's just what it is.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: Lock down Melrose. Everyone looks like a bunch of vampires.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: You know my favorite Willem Dafoe scene, by the way?
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you can find it. It's the
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: Boondock Saints scene. Is that Boondock Saints where he's snuggling
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: in bed with that guy? Is that Boondock Saints?
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: I like Boondock Saints.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: Tell me that's wrong.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: Wasn't he in that movie?
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: It is, right? And he's snuggling in bed with that boyfriend?
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: That's like one of the funniest scenes of all time. Oh,
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: it's never going to be up there. Yeah, he's cuddling.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: That's right, cuddling. He knows what it is. He goes,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: I thought you wanted to cuddle. Yeah, this is such
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: a great scene.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: Hello.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: Room number? we got a time of death tim's eating
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: hard i'm joking i got a body count.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: The acting is terrible this this william defoe's amazing the
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: other guy it's.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: Not terrible i keep the press terrible actor.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: That's terrible wait wait go ahead.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: What are you doing i just wanted to cuddle cuddle
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: what a fag.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: By the way, you and I need to remake this scene.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to see it. Is that good acting?
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: That's not good acting. That's bad acting. No, it's terrible.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: That's why it's so funny. He's a friend of the director.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: It started over real fast, though, just so I can see.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: That's you and I in bed. That's literally you and
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: I in bed.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: That's us, yeah, yeah.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: Can we remake that?
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: Now, Tim. Yes. Hello.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: Go ahead.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: If we didn't know each other, we're at the Abbey. Yes.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I just keep thinking that's you and me. It's
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: so funny. And I look the way I do. Yeah.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: Am I someone that you would hit on? I've hung
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: out with Asians. No, but me specifically, like my look.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know, perhaps. Just be honest.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know. That's a no. It's perhaps.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: It's a soft no.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: No, it's a specific I don't know. Andrew and I,
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: you don't know us. We're working at the Abbey. Probably
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: Andrew because he's white. But that would be the only reason.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: It's the only reason. So you prefer white men? Well, no,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying if, you know what I mean? I'm
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: just saying. Just say he's sexier. That's all. I'm a
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: big boy. I'm a big boy. Well, it's just a very,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: there's two different things.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: We're such different kind of guys. It's two different things.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: We're two different guys. Also, what are our jobs? You
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: said we're working. What am I doing?
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: But there's hot, there's insanely hot Asians, obviously. All right.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't be one.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: No, but I'm just saying insanely hot is a very
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: high standard for anyone.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: You don't think you're insanely hot.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: Insanely hot's a tough standard. What's in this Moonshara drug
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: they're giving you? But I mean, you know what, you know. Well,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: I'm a particular. Siu Liu. You know him? Yeah. Right.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: Come on. Big difference. I get it. Come on. Right.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: What I'll be doing there is I'm cleaning off the pole.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: Don't they have poles there?
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: You're always cleaning the poles.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: When they're dancing or whatever, right? Don't they dance? Yeah.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: You clean the pole. Yeah, I clean the pole. So
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: I'm not sexy to you. I didn't say that. I
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: said Simu Liu would be an insanely hot Asian person.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: That's correct.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's not a knock on anyone.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: It's not even like a lift culturally. That's such an
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: obvious thing.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, is this a controversial statement? No. What are
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: we doing? You think that's good looking. Are you nuts?
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: That's objectively, am I crazy? Watch. Yeah. Oh, holy shit.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: Holy shit. By the way, I'm wrong.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: You're kind of right. You're kind of right.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: By the way, actually, you're kind of right.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: Changed my mind. Changed my mind.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: Anyway, thanks for having us on. Thank you. Thank you
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: for coming.