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Dumbest Injury You've Given Yourself · The Cubby and Christine Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Have you ever broken your finger in the middle of
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  Speaker 1: a pillow fight?
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  Speaker 2: No, not quite.
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  Speaker 3: I'm reading some comments on a friend of mine's Facebook page.
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  Speaker 3: It's Light FM, Cubby, Christine, Producer Kristen. And he posted,
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  Speaker 3: what's the dumbest injury you've ever given yourself? And somebody
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  Speaker 3: said they broke their finger during a pillow fight. And
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  Speaker 3: I'm reading the comments, and they are so funny.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: This one I can kind of relate to. It says,
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  Speaker 3: I hiccup so hard I broke a rib. Two weeks later,
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  Speaker 3: I sneezed so hard I broke another.
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  Speaker 1: I've done that.
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  Speaker 3: I have sneezed so hard where I thought a rib
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  Speaker 3: was broken, but it ended up being a muscle.
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  Speaker 1: But I thought the pain was so bad. It's incredible.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, it has to be a rib broken.
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  Speaker 3: It ended up being just a really tight muscle. Everything
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  Speaker 3: tightened up after that. I was holding my breath to
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  Speaker 3: try to get rid of hiccups and passed out. Smashing
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  Speaker 3: my head on the open dishwasher door.
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  Speaker 1: I pinched a nerve scooping the litter box.
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  Speaker 3: Then laid on the floor for two hours with my
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  Speaker 3: face six inches away from the box until a roommate
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  Speaker 3: got home and held me up.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's awful.
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  Speaker 3: These are random comments. What's the dumbest injury you've ever
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  Speaker 3: given yourself? Last winter, I went for a run and
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  Speaker 3: I was so focused on looking for icy spots that
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  Speaker 3: I slipped on a banana peel.
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  Speaker 1: I scratched my eyeball putting on safety glasses. Oh, ouch.
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  Speaker 3: Once again, I sneezed and pulled my back out and
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  Speaker 3: pooped my pants at the same time.
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  Speaker 2: Hard to ask for help at that point.
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  Speaker 1: What are you going to do there? So, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you have to have a story, Christine. I thought of
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  Speaker 1: you as a litter box.
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  Speaker 2: The door without banging into the frame do you know
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  Speaker 2: what i mean like crazy stuff like a couple years
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  Speaker 2: ago yeah i had sandals on and.
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  Speaker 1: You banged your toe oh.
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  Speaker 2: Oh really bad oh there was blood it was it
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  Speaker 2: was bad i think the door kind of closed it
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  Speaker 2: started to close it was like the one day i
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  Speaker 2: was wearing open toe shoes too in the summertime oh
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  Speaker 2: i don't usually do that i've done so many goofy
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  Speaker 2: things kevi i'm thinking like because one person said they
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  Speaker 2: broke their finger Pillow fight?
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  Speaker 1: Having a pillow fight.
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  Speaker 2: I was trying to squeeze out the last bit of
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  Speaker 2: toothpaste from a tube. And I squeezed so hard, I
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  Speaker 2: dislocated my thumb. Don't. It's not worth it. Just let
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  Speaker 2: it go.
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  Speaker 1: Not worth it. You were like, I know there's one
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  Speaker 1: more pinch of toothpaste left. Yeah, come on.
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  Speaker 2: And then I was like, uh-oh. Now I can't bend
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  Speaker 2: my thumb. But I did. I was able to go,
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  Speaker 2: you know, kind of like get it back. But no,
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  Speaker 2: not worth it.
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  Speaker 1: That gives me the willies, by the way. Honestly, like, can't.
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  Speaker 2: Walk down the street. I'm the person who trips over stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Or over nothing. You know when you just walk and
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  Speaker 2: you trip and you're like, why did that even, what
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  Speaker 2: was that?
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  Speaker 1: That's just lack of sleep, man. We need more sleep.
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  Speaker 2: I put the headphones on sometimes and I go, like,
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  Speaker 2: hit myself in the face rather than, they don't quite
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  Speaker 2: make it to my ears. Right. You know, just, ow.
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  Speaker 1: So it happens more than we think with you, especially.
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  Speaker 2: On the daily, maybe hourly.
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  Speaker 1: Well, give us a.
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  Speaker 3: Text at 44363. Tell us the dumbest injury you've ever
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  Speaker 3: given yourself. And we'll read some back in just a
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  Speaker 3: couple of minutes.