Latest / Mikey and Bob / Goose Chase For A Lil Deer Wiener
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- 0:00Speaker 1: To the ninety six one this morning, freak shill. Go ahead,
- 0:04Speaker 1: tell everybody what you just told me right before the
- 0:07Speaker 1: microphones went on, because I want to start the show
- 0:09Speaker 1: with this. I said, you got the Cole's email this
- 0:11Speaker 1: morning next to twenty percent off and then ten dollars
- 0:14Speaker 1: off of a fifty spent and I just go Cole's Cash.
- 0:17Speaker 1: You got that? Okay? Yeah? And then I got the
- 0:20Speaker 1: King of Colds catch and I turned the microphones on.
- 0:22Speaker 1: By the way, good morning everybody on Mikey. That's Bob.
- 0:24Speaker 1: We're best friends on the radio, best friends in real life.
- 0:26Speaker 1: I've known him since we've played Little League Baseball together.
- 0:29Speaker 1: We love you, Pittsburgh. Yeah, yeah, delete that email right now. Okay,
- 0:34Speaker 1: get it out of my face. Right when I buy
- 0:37Speaker 1: big and tall clothes from Cole's. Yeah, I don't go
- 0:41Speaker 1: into the stores Coles dot com right right, Actually, I
- 0:44Speaker 1: don't even go to the website. I'm right on the
- 0:46Speaker 1: Coles app. Oh watch out, watch out, he's got the
- 0:49Speaker 1: app downloaded.
- 0:50Speaker 2: You you mean.
- 0:52Speaker 1: To tell me right before the microphone's on you? Oh, hey,
- 0:55Speaker 1: i'd be Hey, did you get the Cole's email twenty
- 0:57Speaker 1: percent off? I thought you'd be excited if you spend up, bro,
- 1:02Speaker 1: I am so into coals cash forty percent off or
- 1:06Speaker 1: I don't look at it. That's it coy. Twenty's not enough,
- 1:09Speaker 1: not enough, twenty is not enough, forty percent off coals cash,
- 1:13Speaker 1: or I don't even want it because I know this
- 1:15Speaker 1: is amateur stuff they're sending me. Then, oh, they're just
- 1:18Speaker 1: trying to lure me in. They're like fishing. They can
- 1:20Speaker 1: lure a normal person in with that, get me in
- 1:22Speaker 1: with it. Yeah, they're coals fishing. I'm not biting on
- 1:25Speaker 1: that bait. Don't bite on it. Well you were going to,
- 1:27Speaker 1: because you're like, did you get the email? It's twenty
- 1:29Speaker 1: percent off coals. I know you like to get big
- 1:31Speaker 1: and toll clothes at coals dot com. I don't pay attention.
- 1:34Speaker 1: I thought you thought you all in. No, dude, they'll
- 1:36Speaker 1: come back around in like a week or two, and
- 1:39Speaker 1: they'll not what they don't be bad. No. What they
- 1:42Speaker 1: do is they go, hey, mystery, mystery percent could be twenty,
- 1:47Speaker 1: could be thirty or forty. It's always forty for me,
- 1:50Speaker 1: God always fall. They know they know this guy doesn't
- 1:54Speaker 1: play around. What I do is I go on the app.
- 1:58Speaker 1: I pick a bunch of things that I want. Yeah,
- 2:00Speaker 1: put it in the cart, and then when that forty
- 2:03Speaker 1: comes around, boom, get that forty. And then when you
- 2:08Speaker 1: buy a bunch, you get the Coals cash, right yeah,
- 2:11Speaker 1: So then I get the Coals cash, and then I
- 2:13Speaker 1: got stuff that's already in my cart. So I'm like, well,
- 2:15Speaker 1: these two shirts are free now because Coals cash. Wow.
- 2:19Speaker 1: So there you go, just explained it. Great start to
- 2:22Speaker 1: the show. Huh, not impressed by my Coals deal? No,
- 2:24Speaker 1: delete that email, get out of here. They gotta got
- 2:27Speaker 1: me to respond to them.
- 2:28Speaker 3: Yeah, tell Coals not today, Coles my call Frank. Then hell, no,
- 2:32Speaker 3: double that or get me out of here. Coles forty
- 2:37Speaker 3: percent or get out.
- 2:38Speaker 1: I am the king Coles Cash. This is Cole's shirt
- 2:41Speaker 1: too nice? How much cold cash you're carrying around there?
- 2:46Speaker 1: They there's limits on it, all right. I didn't know
- 2:49Speaker 1: if you so like it's the stack. No, it's I
- 2:52Speaker 1: do the same thing. I wait for the forty percent,
- 2:55Speaker 1: then I buy a bunch, then they give you Coals cash,
- 2:58Speaker 1: and then you buy a little bit more but it's
- 3:00Speaker 1: not really costing you anything. And then you wait for
- 3:02Speaker 1: the forty percent to come back around. Too telling. You
- 3:05Speaker 1: just gave away my secrets. If anybody really wants to
- 3:07Speaker 1: hammer on that Coles Cash, delete that twenty percent email,
- 3:10Speaker 1: get out of here. Just wait like a week or
- 3:12Speaker 1: two and they'll come back with forty percent. Didn't think
- 3:15Speaker 1: we were gonna do a damn Cole's ad to start
- 3:18Speaker 1: the show, But here we are ninety six. Kiss Mike
- 3:23Speaker 1: and Bob Drovley, Shay Buddies, Kiss, Morning Freak Show. It's
- 3:25Speaker 1: gonna be partly cloudy today. We might see some rain
- 3:28Speaker 1: come through later this afternoon with highs in the in
- 3:31Speaker 1: the mid fifties. I'm uh, I'm in a bad place
- 3:34Speaker 1: this morning. Are you okay? I don't know all right,
- 3:39Speaker 1: I'm like, physically, are you okay? Is that yeah? Okay
- 3:42Speaker 1: physically or okay? Why are you in a bad are
- 3:44Speaker 1: you already like in a bad place? On the internet,
- 3:46Speaker 1: I'm on Facebook, okay? On the porch Goose Club of America.
- 3:51Speaker 1: What are you doing?
- 3:53Speaker 4: What?
- 3:53Speaker 1: How do you get there so early?
- 3:56Speaker 5: Like?
- 3:56Speaker 1: How how are you there? My wife's birth days on Friday, right,
- 4:04Speaker 1: and she's wanted one of those porch geese, you know,
- 4:07Speaker 1: like those stupid cement porch that people dress up not
- 4:10Speaker 1: stupid all right, whatever, those porch guese that people dress up.
- 4:14Speaker 1: By the way, I'm fully aware this is like giving
- 4:17Speaker 1: a person with a drug problem drugs, because as soon
- 4:20Speaker 1: as she gets one of these, it's gonna be a
- 4:21Speaker 1: thousand outfits for this thing. Of course you know this
- 4:24Speaker 1: because your wife Becca loves the Target birds. Yeah. Yeah,
- 4:28Speaker 1: they sell for like five dollars that you have the
- 4:30Speaker 1: little birds all over your house to change outfits, change seasons, everything.
- 4:34Speaker 1: I'm well aware that once I get one of these
- 4:36Speaker 1: porch geese, it's it's over. The problem is I can't
- 4:40Speaker 1: find them anywhere really, like uh, like the big box stores,
- 4:45Speaker 1: like the you know, yeah, you know, like a home
- 4:47Speaker 1: dep or something like that. Right, they have ones that
- 4:50Speaker 1: are right the home goods, or they have ones that
- 4:52Speaker 1: are resin. But it's like plastic. It's like buying a pie. Yeah,
- 4:56Speaker 1: you don't want that. It's like a goof goose. Yeah,
- 4:59Speaker 1: I don't want to go day. He's not going to
- 5:00Speaker 1: survive a storm it blows, it'll be blown down. I
- 5:03Speaker 1: can't have your porch goose blow down the block. So
- 5:06Speaker 1: I'm looking for the old school, like heavy one, right,
- 5:09Speaker 1: the cement ones that you would see in ceramic or something. Yeah,
- 5:12Speaker 1: something with a little way to it, right, Yeah, some girth,
- 5:16Speaker 1: girsy goose dude, I called. I called like thirty places yesterday.
- 5:21Speaker 1: I called like thirty places yesterday. And then like as
- 5:25Speaker 1: I was calling places, people were telling me, like people
- 5:28Speaker 1: that were working there just like we don't have them,
- 5:29Speaker 1: but maybe this place has them. So I'm just I'm
- 5:32Speaker 1: this wild man dude. Nobody has them. Hey, a wild
- 5:35Speaker 1: goose chase. I'll clap for myself, wild goose Chase yesterday.
- 5:44Speaker 1: All right, So we called a bunch of places and
- 5:46Speaker 1: nobody's got them. Yeah. I was calling like concrete places
- 5:49Speaker 1: because people are just like, you might want to try
- 5:52Speaker 1: this concrete place. And I call, like, you know, just
- 5:55Speaker 1: this concrete guy, and I'm just like, hey, you got
- 5:59Speaker 1: a uh those cement porch geese dude, And they're like what,
- 6:04Speaker 1: all right, listen, the fact that you brought it up
- 6:06Speaker 1: on the show. Now you are gonna get a porch goose.
- 6:10Speaker 1: So the fact that I brought up on the show
- 6:11Speaker 1: is I'm underwater here and I can't find one. You
- 6:14Speaker 1: have to find one before Friday. Yeah, her birthday's on Halloween.
- 6:17Speaker 1: Poor planning on your part first of all, But I
- 6:19Speaker 1: get it, dude, how hard could a Well, we're learning
- 6:23Speaker 1: it's pretty hard, right. I feel like Portuguese had their
- 6:26Speaker 1: run like a decade ago. Yeah yeah, you know you
- 6:31Speaker 1: think they're out or not. I call these like nursery
- 6:35Speaker 1: places and garden places and they're like, yeah, we've had them,
- 6:38Speaker 1: but they're sold out, like they're gone. I think there's
- 6:41Speaker 1: somebody out there who has like a porch goose that
- 6:44Speaker 1: they're just like, why did I buy this thing? You know,
- 6:47Speaker 1: like a regretful porch goose. Dude. You can't find any
- 6:51Speaker 1: like Facebook, Marketplace or any any of the dark web
- 6:54Speaker 1: places that know why. I'm on the porch Juice of
- 6:57Speaker 1: American all right, two hundred and seventy thousand members strong,
- 7:05Speaker 1: one around you. I'm on there looking for Pittsburgh people
- 7:08Speaker 1: to see if there's a Pittsburgh post that's like, yeah,
- 7:11Speaker 1: that's where I got mine. Because people will post me
- 7:14Speaker 1: like I live in North Carolina, where can I get one? Yeah?
- 7:16Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 7:16Speaker 1: And then like you know, everybody wants that they're looking
- 7:18Speaker 1: for Pittsburgh, right, I'm looking for Pittsburgh. Okay, obviously I
- 7:22Speaker 1: am a bad place. Yeah, he's got two days to
- 7:25Speaker 1: do it pull off the portug Goose, the wild Goose
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- 8:31Speaker 1: brought to us by One Team Media. We had nipple
- 8:34Speaker 1: tassels mailed to us yesterday and uh Bob put them on,
- 8:39Speaker 1: gotta try them out, and uh yeah, danced around and
- 8:42Speaker 1: it was tassele time. Let me take everybody back to
- 8:45Speaker 1: just real quick, tassel time.
- 8:47Speaker 2: I've been told it's tasfle time.
- 8:52Speaker 1: That's the best part right there, just you with nipple
- 8:55Speaker 1: tassels on, shaking them around, such a peak of myself
- 8:59Speaker 1: shaking up. Yeah, and it just got me. That's why
- 9:02Speaker 1: he laughed, right. You saw it in the camera, you know,
- 9:06Speaker 1: because we got cameras in here. Bob saw himself with
- 9:09Speaker 1: nipple tassels and couldn't handle it.
- 9:10Speaker 2: I've been told it's tasle time.
- 9:15Speaker 1: All right, So let's get to a talkback message here,
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- 9:21Speaker 1: free there she is.
- 9:22Speaker 8: Yeah, please please tell me you're gonna make a YouTube
- 9:25Speaker 8: video for tassel time.
- 9:27Speaker 1: Helloo please ye love you boys, all right, tassel Time
- 9:31Speaker 1: videos up on the Mikey and Bob YouTube channel if
- 9:33Speaker 1: you would like to see the full tassel Time Bob
- 9:36Speaker 1: dancing around with nipple tassels that were sent to us
- 9:40Speaker 1: yesterday by wonderful listener Mills on the Mount. You know
- 9:43Speaker 1: it's great too. She's like somewhat of a newer listener. Yeah,
- 9:47Speaker 1: she's not. She she hasn't been here for the whole
- 9:49Speaker 1: lore and everything like that. She's a newer listener. She's
- 9:52Speaker 1: already sending us nipple tassels. She sent me a message
- 9:55Speaker 1: on Instagram. I think she paid seven bucks. She's like,
- 9:57Speaker 1: it's the best seven dollars I've ever spent it. Unbelief.
- 10:00Speaker 1: All right, we got a message here from Mills on
- 10:02Speaker 1: the mount who sent you the nimple tassels?
- 10:04Speaker 9: Bob?
- 10:05Speaker 10: Hey, guys, it's Mills on the Mountain here. O.
- 10:08Speaker 7: God that.
- 10:11Speaker 1: Time, I'm told it's tassel time.
- 10:12Speaker 10: And then literally making them twirl. Bob, are you kidding me?
- 10:15Speaker 10: You were meant for those? Yeah, you guys were going
- 10:18Speaker 10: to kick out of them, but like, I did not
- 10:20Speaker 10: expect that level of shenanigans and it was freaking epic. Yeah,
- 10:23Speaker 10: I'm so glad you enjoyed them.
- 10:24Speaker 1: Bob.
- 10:25Speaker 10: I know you've had a rough week, so just seeing
- 10:27Speaker 10: you guys laugh your ass off made me so happy.
- 10:30Speaker 1: That's that's a good point right there. You know, Bob
- 10:33Speaker 1: had a rough week last week. He had to get
- 10:34Speaker 1: some test Don had some medical stuff going on, and
- 10:37Speaker 1: then he comes back here we're doing the show and
- 10:39Speaker 1: all of a sudden he's got his shirt off and
- 10:40Speaker 1: he's got nimple tassels of tassel time.
- 10:44Speaker 10: Quick note, if you add that laugh of Bob's to
- 10:48Speaker 10: the laugh track, which you should, can you please, yeah,
- 10:51Speaker 10: include him saying I'm told it's tassel time, because it just.
- 10:54Speaker 1: Makes the laugh so much better. Okay, Mike, Yeah, we
- 10:58Speaker 1: did that yesterday. We added it to the last chat.
- 11:00Speaker 1: It made the left hand. That's so good.
- 11:02Speaker 2: I've been told it's tasfle time.
- 11:06Speaker 1: All right. So there's a couple of different places you
- 11:08Speaker 1: can see Bob with nipple tassels. First of all, Instagram,
- 11:13Speaker 1: It's on Me and Bob's page. It's on the ninety
- 11:15Speaker 1: six to one kiss page. No matter where you are,
- 11:17Speaker 1: there's no way to escape my paffled up nipples. If
- 11:20Speaker 1: you want to see like the full version of it,
- 11:22Speaker 1: that's on the Mike and Bob YouTube channel. It is
- 11:25Speaker 1: apparently tassel time. And by the way, I still have
- 11:29Speaker 1: the tassels in my in my backpack here, so it
- 11:33Speaker 1: might be tassel time sometimes whenever we need them. They're
- 11:36Speaker 1: just you know, it's on the wall like a fire extinguisher.
- 11:39Speaker 1: You might not ever need to use it break in
- 11:41Speaker 1: case of emergency.
- 11:42Speaker 2: I've been told it's tasfle time.
- 11:49Speaker 1: I'm Bob podcast. Hey, thank you for listening to our
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- 12:26Speaker 1: you'll make the show. Mike you Bob. It's the ninety
- 12:31Speaker 1: six one Kiss Morning free show. It's a wild Pens game.
- 12:34Speaker 1: Last night, right, Penn's lost to the Flyers in Philly
- 12:37Speaker 1: three to two in a shootout. Two goals were overturned
- 12:40Speaker 1: in overtime. First one was Gino thought they won there
- 12:43Speaker 1: because he like left the bench too earlyever, and then
- 12:46Speaker 1: the Flyers got one like called off overturned with like
- 12:50Speaker 1: twenty seconds left in overtime. So they go to a shootout.
- 12:52Speaker 1: Pen's lose, but man, there, how are they good? Pen's
- 12:57Speaker 1: are good? Hey, Pens, I think this was just season right,
- 13:00Speaker 1: that we're supposed to be like, eh, sid Gino and
- 13:02Speaker 1: the Tang. This will be a fun last run, but
- 13:04Speaker 1: we're not really expecting anything. They're like one of the
- 13:07Speaker 1: best teams in hockey right now. What's happening? They put
- 13:09Speaker 1: together a bunch of young guys that I don't even
- 13:12Speaker 1: know all their names yet, but like I know, it's fun, right.
- 13:15Speaker 1: The big boy line, they creative, Gino two unbelievable. Big
- 13:19Speaker 1: boy Line's nice. Right, So it's a loss for the Penguins,
- 13:23Speaker 1: but they do get a point. Flyers Beaf Penguins three
- 13:25Speaker 1: to two in a shootout coming up next Thursday tomorrow
- 13:29Speaker 1: they are at Minnesota. Now, let's get to a call here, Bob,
- 13:33Speaker 1: somebody is trying to help you find a porch goose
- 13:37Speaker 1: for your wife, Rebecca, whose birthday is in two days
- 13:40Speaker 1: on Halloween. Mikey and Bob, Hello, guess what you could
- 13:44Speaker 1: get us?
- 13:45Speaker 8: A porch goose at Steel Goat Marketplace in Penhills.
- 13:49Speaker 1: Hold On Steel Goat Marketplace, Steeal Goat.
- 13:52Speaker 8: Yes, yeah, they have them. It's like a vendor place
- 13:55Speaker 8: and they have outfits.
- 13:57Speaker 1: Oh my goddamn outfits too, Bob. This is one stuff
- 14:00Speaker 1: Goose shop right here on their website right now. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
- 14:04Speaker 1: I'm looking. I'm looking.
- 14:06Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 14:06Speaker 8: It's like a vendor like a whole bunch of vendors.
- 14:09Speaker 8: And I just was listening. I was like, I have
- 14:11Speaker 8: to tell them because I am fact too.
- 14:14Speaker 11: Wow.
- 14:15Speaker 1: And you know they have them.
- 14:16Speaker 8: There, Yes, they definitely have them.
- 14:19Speaker 1: I've been on the hunt.
- 14:20Speaker 8: Yeah, and they have a whole thing on like Fridays,
- 14:22Speaker 8: but they're open daily.
- 14:24Speaker 1: Oh man, Bob, after the show, I might be headed
- 14:26Speaker 1: the pen Hills today. Oh man. All right, Well, thank
- 14:33Speaker 1: you so much for letting letting Bob know, and hopefully
- 14:36Speaker 1: it gets a porch Goose if he does, it's all
- 14:39Speaker 1: thanks to you, of course.
- 14:41Speaker 8: Good luck.
- 14:42Speaker 1: All right, Bob, Penhills that what are you doing over there?
- 14:44Speaker 1: Do you find their site? Yeah, I'm on there. I'm
- 14:47Speaker 1: just I'm just going on. It's like a small business
- 14:49Speaker 1: place where they like all support small businesses, like there's
- 14:52Speaker 1: one hundred different businesses. Yeah, I'm like, open up and
- 14:55Speaker 1: you set a table up or something like that sort
- 14:57Speaker 1: of like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, which is good. To
- 15:00Speaker 1: be awesome if they have it, because I love that sure,
- 15:02Speaker 1: Like I sent them a message to see if they
- 15:03Speaker 1: have any in stock, because okay, I've had a hell
- 15:06Speaker 1: of a time finding a porch goose. All right, So
- 15:08Speaker 1: you don't want to go all the way to Penhills
- 15:10Speaker 1: if there's no porch Goose there for you, right right? Yeah,
- 15:13Speaker 1: what's the place called again? Steal Goat Marketplace? Held Goat Marketplace?
- 15:18Speaker 1: All right? Uh huh yeah, getting you a porch?
- 15:22Speaker 11: Can?
- 15:22Speaker 1: I'm excited too, Yeah, I'm ready. I love that we
- 15:25Speaker 1: use our show for things like this. Like, dude, and
- 15:29Speaker 1: I was in a bad place on Facebook. I'm like
- 15:31Speaker 1: a Goose Facebook page that had two hundred thousand members.
- 15:36Speaker 1: I searching for somebody from Pittsburgh, going, oh, I got
- 15:39Speaker 1: mine there. There's so much there's so many different rules,
- 15:42Speaker 1: like with the FCC and stuff on things we can
- 15:45Speaker 1: and can't do on the air, like we can't promote
- 15:48Speaker 1: like a side business sort of it. There's all these
- 15:51Speaker 1: different rules. But can we use the radio to get
- 15:54Speaker 1: you a porch Goose? I believe absolutely, And if it
- 15:57Speaker 1: helps this place a little bit by us mentioning them, hey,
- 16:00Speaker 1: everybody listening better not go buy these Portugys before. Do
- 16:03Speaker 1: not do that. That's see, that's another problem. Better not
- 16:06Speaker 1: beat me there for the ports Geese. How we leaked
- 16:09Speaker 1: it out? They know where they're at. Oh man, all right.
- 16:13Speaker 1: Coming up next, we'll be into today in Freak Show history,
- 16:16Speaker 1: which you know, we got Halloween coming up on Friday,
- 16:19Speaker 1: so we will get to the top five worst candies
- 16:22Speaker 1: to get trick or treating. Up next down Kiss Morning
- 16:24Speaker 1: Free Show. It's Mikey Bob, Mike and Bob. It's a
- 16:28Speaker 1: ninety six to one Kiss Morning Free Show. Halloween of course.
- 16:31Speaker 1: A couple of days away here on Friday after that
- 16:34Speaker 1: is you know, Thanksgiving. We are once again doing a
- 16:38Speaker 1: friends Giving event with our friends at get Go where
- 16:42Speaker 1: you will meet me and Bob and Chef Tom at
- 16:44Speaker 1: the get Go Test kitchen cause you know, get Go's
- 16:47Speaker 1: got the Pilgrim sub. It's like they're Thanksgiving leftover sub
- 16:50Speaker 1: on stuffing bread. It's amazing, but Chef Tom cooks up
- 16:53Speaker 1: an absolute feast. Yeah. And inside the test kitchen they
- 16:57Speaker 1: set up like a whole like kitchen table and dining
- 16:59Speaker 1: root whatever you want to call it. We all sit
- 17:01Speaker 1: around just hang out. Yeah. Yeah, fun man, it's it's
- 17:04Speaker 1: a great time. It is. It's one of the favorite
- 17:07Speaker 1: things we do all year with uh, with all of you.
- 17:10Speaker 1: So you can enter by getting on the free iHeartRadio app.
- 17:12Speaker 1: Just tell us why you want to go to Friendsgiving
- 17:14Speaker 1: with us, and it's that simple. You'll be entered a
- 17:17Speaker 1: fellas entering for Get Go friends Giving. Yeah, I'll keep
- 17:20Speaker 1: it simple here. I like laughing and I like food.
- 17:24Speaker 1: Let's go. It's good. Hell yeah right there, hell yeah right,
- 17:29Speaker 1: you're entered. Let's get to another one here.
- 17:30Speaker 2: Thank you, bethmend Nicole. I want to go to friendsgiving.
- 17:33Speaker 1: Wow, never been. I don't even know if I've ever
- 17:36Speaker 1: even entered because I always at the struggle bus entering things.
- 17:41Speaker 1: But Minnie Dot and I want to come. And if
- 17:42Speaker 1: you're worried about a tiny human who will bring you
- 17:45Speaker 1: so much joy, yeah, Mini Dots or little daughter right, yeah, yeah,
- 17:49Speaker 1: it's cool putting a damper on the party. Don't worry.
- 17:52Speaker 1: She's heard all this wear words. She I mean, we're
- 17:54Speaker 1: not sitting there swearing at Get Go Thanksgiving, Like I mean,
- 17:58Speaker 1: maybe one or two slip because we're not on the radio,
- 18:01Speaker 1: but we're not.
- 18:03Speaker 4: Okay, obviously enjoys your spooky Dude song.
- 18:08Speaker 1: So okay, you okay, all right, many dot likes our
- 18:12Speaker 1: spooky dude. That's all good. All right, you're entered too,
- 18:17Speaker 1: keep entering for friends giving. We want to take some
- 18:20Speaker 1: of you to our get go friends giving at the
- 18:23Speaker 1: at the Test Kitchen. All right, right now, it is
- 18:26Speaker 1: time for today in Freak Show history, taking you back
- 18:29Speaker 1: to a moment in the show that made us laugh,
- 18:30Speaker 1: made us smile. Here we go. I will start here, Bob.
- 18:46Speaker 1: Top five least favorite candies, Number five, who likes candy corn?
- 18:53Speaker 1: Number four? I'm going milk dogs. But I was probably
- 18:59Speaker 1: like seven or eight years old. I had a loose
- 19:01Speaker 1: tooth and I ate a milk dot and my tooth
- 19:03Speaker 1: came out right in the milk dot. And I have
- 19:05Speaker 1: not trusted milk dods since then. My third least favorite candy,
- 19:11Speaker 1: You know the tiny candy that's on the paper. You
- 19:14Speaker 1: can never pull it off right, candy buttons? Why make
- 19:20Speaker 1: it so hard for me to get the candy? And
- 19:22Speaker 1: it's not even worth the frustration of pulling the candy
- 19:26Speaker 1: all like, if you're gonna make me work and pull
- 19:30Speaker 1: the candy off the paper to where I know, no
- 19:32Speaker 1: matter what I do stick to it all the time.
- 19:34Speaker 1: You're definitely eating paper when you eat those, you can
- 19:38Speaker 1: never just pull them off right, And it's not even
- 19:40Speaker 1: a good enough candy for all the work at work,
- 19:43Speaker 1: all right. I got candy buttons at number three, number
- 19:45Speaker 1: two least favorite candy, black liquor What is that black licorice?
- 19:51Speaker 1: It's like you feel like you're eating like rubber, but
- 19:53Speaker 1: it just smelly, weird rubber black liquorice. Get out of here.
- 19:57Speaker 1: Not number one, though, my number one all time least
- 20:00Speaker 1: favorite candy. Good and plenty nothing good, all Let go,
- 20:08Speaker 1: Let go listen. There's nothing good about good and plenty,
- 20:11Speaker 1: and there's plenty of them because no one wants to
- 20:14Speaker 1: eat that damn candy good? Aren't they just like hard
- 20:18Speaker 1: uh covered black liquorice? I think? Is that candy covered
- 20:22Speaker 1: black liquorice? Yeah? Okay, well it's it's actually worse than
- 20:25Speaker 1: black liquorice, if that's possible. On the way to make
- 20:28Speaker 1: it gross well, because they trick you into thinking, all right,
- 20:30Speaker 1: this is sort of pastel looking purple and white and okay, okay,
- 20:34Speaker 1: all right, good and plenties and then he just black?
- 20:36Speaker 2: What is this black licorice.
- 20:38Speaker 1: Get him out of here, all right, Bob, Let's get
- 20:39Speaker 1: to your top five least favorite candies. Number five Toutsie rolls.
- 20:43Speaker 1: Oh wow, they're starting with TOTSI rolls. Solid fan at all,
- 20:49Speaker 1: Tiny little crappy candies not good. Number four candy corn.
- 20:53Speaker 1: Oh yeah, candy corn. Like candy corns and everybody's top
- 20:57Speaker 1: five of just get that candy out of here. I
- 20:59Speaker 1: feel like there's candy corn people though they're and team
- 21:01Speaker 1: candy corn and like passionate about it. Candy corn is
- 21:04Speaker 1: a decorative candy. It's if you have a candy dish
- 21:07Speaker 1: your own Halloween, you fill it with candy corn, not
- 21:10Speaker 1: because people are gonna eat it, just because that's the
- 21:14Speaker 1: candy corn. Dump the trash. Number three least favorite candy, Well, dumb,
- 21:18Speaker 1: dumb lollipops. Pretty different flavors, man like the rootier one
- 21:25Speaker 1: thinks they're like they're like one little bite, you crack
- 21:27Speaker 1: it open. There you're done. They're the worst. Number two
- 21:30Speaker 1: least favorite candy bop Smarties. Oh Smarties? Yeah, you ever
- 21:35Speaker 1: sniff Smarties? No, I've never sniffed Smarties. I think every
- 21:38Speaker 1: kid like uh does like the candy cocaine thing where
- 21:42Speaker 1: you sniff Smarties? Am I? Okay? I didn't. Am I
- 21:45Speaker 1: the only one who didn't make believes cocaine when I
- 21:47Speaker 1: was a candy Smarties. You could do it with like
- 21:50Speaker 1: pixie sticks too, like dump out pixie sticks and then
- 21:53Speaker 1: just okay, you should, by the way, you should not
- 21:55Speaker 1: snort candy. Really, you shouldn't snort a lot of things.
- 21:58Speaker 1: I like that you tell me, Oh, you doing pixie
- 22:00Speaker 1: sticks too. I've done this multiple times. Nobody did candy
- 22:04Speaker 1: cocaine there. Should I have kept that one to myself?
- 22:08Speaker 1: Then maybe all the candy went in my body? Grown
- 22:10Speaker 1: up my nose?
- 22:14Speaker 11: All right?
- 22:14Speaker 1: What are you at? Number one? Here for you one
- 22:16Speaker 1: Bob's all time least favorite candy, Number one being a
- 22:20Speaker 1: honey Let Go, Let Go. Your dentist will find bit
- 22:28Speaker 1: of honey in your teeth six months after you eat it.
- 22:30Speaker 1: It's bit of honey is the damn worst candy you
- 22:33Speaker 1: can eat. They go. Those are a top five least
- 22:36Speaker 1: favorite candies. Oh aren't you on? Need you? Oh God?
- 22:45Speaker 1: It's beautiful season, Mikey Bob, It's the ninety six to
- 22:48Speaker 1: one Kiss Morning Freak Show. It's gonna be partly cloudy today.
- 22:51Speaker 1: We'll have some rain coming through this afternoon with highs
- 22:53Speaker 1: in the mid fifties. You can send us messages, try
- 22:56Speaker 1: to be part of the show. Just get on the
- 22:58Speaker 1: free iHeartRadio app My voice is kind of it's it's going.
- 23:01Speaker 1: I'm congested today, right, Yeah, me too, Like, uh, we've
- 23:06Speaker 1: been in the morning of when I think the cold
- 23:08Speaker 1: is outside. What's doing?
- 23:09Speaker 12: Man?
- 23:10Speaker 1: You know, got everything running? My voice sounds better like this,
- 23:14Speaker 1: a little sexier? Is that what it? Rasp? Yeah? Sensual? Mikey, Yeah, okay,
- 23:20Speaker 1: I like it. Send us a talkback message through the
- 23:22Speaker 1: Free iHeartRadio approach to us by the Pavement.
- 23:24Speaker 5: Group Mikey, Oh, it's Josh and Green Tree. I'm at
- 23:28Speaker 5: the gym and I could really use a good pump
- 23:31Speaker 5: up song right now. And I can't seem to find
- 23:35Speaker 5: Spooky Nudes on any of my streaming services. Anything we
- 23:39Speaker 5: can do about.
- 23:39Speaker 1: That now, I can't like Spooky Nudes. Is that's your
- 23:44Speaker 1: pump song? It can't be in the gym listeners, Spooky Nudes.
- 23:51Speaker 1: Spooky Nudes was just dumb song we made years ago
- 23:55Speaker 1: around Halloween time, so it had just disconnect mid song
- 23:59Speaker 1: and it comes on full blast in the gym. Everybody
- 24:02Speaker 1: turns around, looks at you. There, gone in a spooky mood.
- 24:05Speaker 1: How about your sending me spooky nudes? Yeah, you don't
- 24:08Speaker 1: want it. You don't want spooky nudes at the gym.
- 24:10Speaker 1: You don't want that. Hey, we're coming up on November here, right,
- 24:15Speaker 1: and I think a lot Saturday, I think a lot
- 24:18Speaker 1: of people in the area are really worried about the
- 24:22Speaker 1: SNAP benefits that's happening here. That's going to affect a
- 24:25Speaker 1: lot of people across the state. Two million people are
- 24:28Speaker 1: in jeopardy of losing their food assistance if the federal
- 24:31Speaker 1: government shutdown keeps continuing like it's been. Program puts out
- 24:36Speaker 1: sixty eight million in benefits each month. Now, We've done
- 24:39Speaker 1: a lot of work with the Greater Pittsburgh Community Food
- 24:43Speaker 1: Bank over the years and everything like that, doing different
- 24:46Speaker 1: you know, drives for them and stuff careful people. Yeah,
- 24:48Speaker 1: at Lisa Scales, the president of the food Bank, said,
- 24:51Speaker 1: we are in crisis mode. Where we usually see up
- 24:55Speaker 1: to one hundred and fifty people a day at our
- 24:57Speaker 1: on site pantry. We are now seeing that many in
- 24:59Speaker 1: the morning alone. We are here to complement SNAP, not
- 25:04Speaker 1: replace it. So now Governor Shapiro and a bunch of
- 25:09Speaker 1: other governors joined the lawsuit against the administration to demand
- 25:12Speaker 1: that they use billions of dollars and for USDA uses
- 25:17Speaker 1: billions of dollars in a federal reserved to fund SNAP
- 25:19Speaker 1: at least for the month of November. You know, every
- 25:22Speaker 1: governor be saing, hey, yeah, probably, hey, yeah, we should
- 25:25Speaker 1: feed people, like, no matter what political party you're part of,
- 25:28Speaker 1: just like, hey, there's millions of people in my state
- 25:31Speaker 1: that need this. Yeah, like make something happen. It serves
- 25:35Speaker 1: seven hundred and fourteen thousand children in Pennsylvania, six hundred
- 25:39Speaker 1: and ninety seven thousand senior citizens. So locally here it
- 25:43Speaker 1: is the SNAP program. Like locally around here, about forty
- 25:47Speaker 1: six thousand people in Westmoreland County rely on SNAP, one
- 25:50Speaker 1: hundred and sixty thousand people in Allegheny County, fifteen thousand
- 25:53Speaker 1: in Butler County, ten thousand in Armstrong County. And a
- 25:56Speaker 1: lot of these people could lose their SNAP benefits and
- 26:00Speaker 1: really have a food crisis, not knowing where their next
- 26:04Speaker 1: meal is coming from. So you know, we always encourage
- 26:08Speaker 1: you to donate to local causes that really help out
- 26:11Speaker 1: the area. So now is there's no better time than
- 26:14Speaker 1: now to donate to the Greater Pittsburgh Community Food Bank
- 26:17Speaker 1: because you know they're going to be under a severe strain. Here,
- 26:21Speaker 1: let's get to our buddy Jojo. I know he works
- 26:24Speaker 1: for the food Bank. Here talkback messages brought to us
- 26:26Speaker 1: by One Team Media.
- 26:27Speaker 13: Hey, boys, hopings are doing well.
- 26:29Speaker 1: As you guys know.
- 26:30Speaker 13: I'm a food pantry director out in Butler and with
- 26:33Speaker 13: the snap benefits being cut and just everything with that,
- 26:37Speaker 13: plus right before the holiday season, we've been extremely busy.
- 26:41Speaker 13: I've been serving over one hundred orders every day pretty
- 26:44Speaker 13: much within a three hour timeframe and just amazing to
- 26:48Speaker 13: see the need.
- 26:49Speaker 1: But I just want to say thank you guys so
- 26:50Speaker 1: much for what you guys do.
- 26:52Speaker 13: It really means a lot, honestly, and just to be
- 26:54Speaker 13: able to drive home from work and just being able
- 26:57Speaker 13: to hear you guys and just listen to you guys
- 26:59Speaker 13: laugh and just jokes and just talk about things that
- 27:03Speaker 13: can take my mind off of work. Absolutely love my
- 27:06Speaker 13: job and I wouldn't want to do anything, especially during
- 27:08Speaker 13: these crazy busy times. It's just nice to have that release.
- 27:12Speaker 13: Hearing also about Bob's moves and the nipple tassles and
- 27:16Speaker 13: all that stuff absolutely had me in tears.
- 27:19Speaker 1: Too funny. But you guys just keep up the good
- 27:21Speaker 1: work as well. And yeah, yeah, good for you, Jojo.
- 27:25Speaker 1: We appreciate you. We know you work hard at the
- 27:27Speaker 1: food bank. Man. We want my nipples be a little
- 27:30Speaker 1: joy to day. It's a tough time for a lot
- 27:34Speaker 1: of people, but at least we've got nipple tassels mailed
- 27:37Speaker 1: to us yesterday.
- 27:37Speaker 2: I've been told it's tassled time.
- 27:43Speaker 1: I think this is sort of the transactional relationship we
- 27:47Speaker 1: have with our listeners. You guys keep doing your thing.
- 27:50Speaker 1: You guys keep life, life in and we will be
- 27:53Speaker 1: over here just trying to make things better and make
- 27:56Speaker 1: you smile and laugh. And Jojo said, you know he's
- 27:58Speaker 1: going through he's work head food banker, a little overwhelmed.
- 28:01Speaker 1: But Bob's nipples tassels yesterday, game a little smile on
- 28:05Speaker 1: the way home.
- 28:06Speaker 2: I've been told it's tastle time, all right.
- 28:11Speaker 1: Coming up on the show around eight ten, it is
- 28:14Speaker 1: dear mating season.
- 28:15Speaker 7: Man.
- 28:16Speaker 1: They are in rout right now. Man, they're getting it all.
- 28:18Speaker 1: The local news was doing the dear you know, accident
- 28:23Speaker 1: and stuff like that. It's always Pennsylvania and West Virginia
- 28:26Speaker 1: like going for that title. We will read dear mating
- 28:29Speaker 1: season Facebook cards. I want to do this around seven
- 28:35Speaker 1: to fifty five in your chance to win one thousand dollars.
- 28:37Speaker 1: Around nine ten, try to pay your bills. It's mikeing
- 28:39Speaker 1: Bob the Mikey and Bob Podcast. That's Taylor the fato Ophilia,
- 28:47Speaker 1: It's Mikey, It's Bob the ninety six to one Kiss
- 28:49Speaker 1: Morning Freak Show. Hey, how about a little bit of
- 28:52Speaker 1: Let's go Riverhounds. Riverhounds got their playoff game against Hartford
- 28:56Speaker 1: Saturday at high Mark Stadium. About a little bit of it.
- 29:00Speaker 2: Let's go on day, Let's.
- 29:02Speaker 1: Go on man. Steelers have a difficult game coming up.
- 29:06Speaker 1: They play one of the best teams, if not the
- 29:08Speaker 1: best team in football, the Indianapolis Colts on Sunday. Finally
- 29:12Speaker 1: we get a one pm game, right, so we don't
- 29:16Speaker 1: have to stay up super late or anything like that,
- 29:18Speaker 1: fall asleep after halftime. One pm on Sunday, it's Steelers
- 29:22Speaker 1: taking on the Colts at Akroscher. All you need to
- 29:25Speaker 1: do to enter for tickets is send us here we
- 29:27Speaker 1: go Steelers message and you're qualified. Let's get to a
- 29:30Speaker 1: couple here. Good morning, Mike and Bob.
- 29:33Speaker 9: This is Spenny. Hi.
- 29:35Speaker 1: This is my entry for the Steelers tickets about the Seelers.
- 29:40Speaker 1: Maneers Man, let's get to.
- 29:44Speaker 14: Another way here.
- 29:44Speaker 1: I'm Mikey and Bob.
- 29:45Speaker 12: It's Ashley.
- 29:46Speaker 1: You're tired, nurse.
- 29:47Speaker 4: I just wanted to give you a Here we go Steelers.
- 29:51Speaker 4: Excuse my voice.
- 29:52Speaker 1: I'm a little sick today. Okay, love you guys. Here
- 29:55Speaker 1: we go. All right, you're qualified. I think we're all
- 29:58Speaker 1: going through it with the weather changes getting colder now,
- 30:01Speaker 1: Like I got a raspy voice right now, you're really
- 30:04Speaker 1: gonna hear it congested today. He's like, ah, I see
- 30:07Speaker 1: Steelers made a trade yesterday. Huh yeah, yeah. Now Steeler's
- 30:11Speaker 1: got some health issues going on. Deshaun Elliott. Like thought
- 30:15Speaker 1: that his injury might be like season ending. They're saying
- 30:19Speaker 1: it's not as serious as they expected. Uh, not sure
- 30:23Speaker 1: if they're gonna put him on the IR yet. Not
- 30:25Speaker 1: sure how many times, like how many games he might miss,
- 30:28Speaker 1: but looks like more of a week to week thing now.
- 30:30Speaker 1: Just hyper extended his knee leg area. Yeah, with Deshaun Elliott.
- 30:35Speaker 1: So that's some uh somewhat good news. But to Uh.
- 30:38Speaker 1: To sort of fill in the gap, the Steelers made
- 30:40Speaker 1: a trade with the New England Patriots. They send the
- 30:43Speaker 1: Patriots a six round draft pick for veteran safety Kyle Duggart.
- 30:46Speaker 1: He was drafted in a twenty twenty so hey, you know,
- 30:49Speaker 1: six round pick, try to get a new safety in
- 30:51Speaker 1: here who can help with some injuries. He might not
- 30:54Speaker 1: be bad either, because he just didn't really have a
- 30:57Speaker 1: spot on their team anymore. Like Mike Rable came in
- 30:59Speaker 1: there new coach and switched the defense all around. They
- 31:02Speaker 1: didn't really have a spot for him. So he's not
- 31:04Speaker 1: like a horrible player or something that they were gonna cut.
- 31:06Speaker 1: They're just like they run a different defense now, So hey,
- 31:09Speaker 1: why not got a new Steeler there, maybe Kyle dugger
- 31:13Speaker 1: Coach Tomlin did his weekly press conference yesterday. He was
- 31:16Speaker 1: asked He was asked about the preseason when he said
- 31:20Speaker 1: that the Steelers defense had the chance to be historical.
- 31:25Speaker 1: We have now seen that historically bad is more of
- 31:29Speaker 1: the way it's going. So Coach Tomlin was asked about that.
- 31:32Speaker 6: We make no excuses about how or why we fall short.
- 31:36Speaker 6: Our job is to perform and perform at a high
- 31:39Speaker 6: level and we haven't done that, and so I'm excited
- 31:41Speaker 6: about getting back to it. Seven games or whatever doesn't
- 31:44Speaker 6: make a season, all.
- 31:45Speaker 1: Right, So he still got time to turn things and
- 31:47Speaker 1: we're still in first place though, by the way, so
- 31:50Speaker 1: the sky is falling, but not you know, we could
- 31:54Speaker 1: be a lot worse than it is right now, right, yeah,
- 31:57Speaker 1: but itf far from historic, well on a good historic pace.
- 32:01Speaker 1: He was also asked why why doesn't the defense make changes?
- 32:04Speaker 1: Why aren't changes made when you see that there's a problem.
- 32:07Speaker 6: I think you're always putting eight pounds in a five
- 32:09Speaker 6: pound bag. I just think that's the nature of what
- 32:11Speaker 6: we do as coaches. There's never completeness of work. You
- 32:15Speaker 6: never can say, oh, we got that. Now you got
- 32:18Speaker 6: it for the next time something.
- 32:20Speaker 1: Comes up, you know what we got that's all right?
- 32:23Speaker 1: I think people it's it's not as cut and dry
- 32:25Speaker 1: as it is right now, Like there's not like, well,
- 32:28Speaker 1: as long as we do that, then boom, the defense
- 32:30Speaker 1: is fixed. Well that might be the most relatable thing
- 32:33Speaker 1: Tomlin's ever said. Said, like, yeah, we never say that
- 32:36Speaker 1: we got that. It's like we're all living that in
- 32:38Speaker 1: life right now. He's like, there's never a moment in
- 32:40Speaker 1: life where everybody's just like, well we got that. Yeah,
- 32:43Speaker 1: everything's great. Yeah. I think for a lot of people,
- 32:46Speaker 1: especially if you like run your own business or you know,
- 32:49Speaker 1: you have a side business with something, does work ever
- 32:51Speaker 1: really end or is it just like you just stop
- 32:53Speaker 1: at some point or just like well that's gonna be
- 32:55Speaker 1: it for the day because I can't do it anymore.
- 32:57Speaker 1: So you know, we'll see. I know people, we're down
- 33:00Speaker 1: on the Steelers right now. If they beat the Colts, baby,
- 33:05Speaker 1: we're back on tracks. Here we go, don't don't right now,
- 33:10Speaker 1: view the Steelers is a team that's falling apart. View
- 33:13Speaker 1: them as a first place team in the AFC North
- 33:16Speaker 1: that has the chance to knock off maybe the best.
- 33:19Speaker 2: Team in football.
- 33:20Speaker 1: Or an actor sures rocket on Sunday we go how
- 33:25Speaker 1: or they lose on Sunday and the season's over and
- 33:27Speaker 1: we'll read Facebook comments either way, all right, we'll read
- 33:30Speaker 1: some Facebook comments about horny Deer coming coming a freaking
- 33:35Speaker 1: a Facebook comments, what a transition. We'll do that around
- 33:39Speaker 1: seven fifty five. It's Kiss Morning Freak Show, Mikey and Bob.
- 33:45Speaker 1: That's Leon Thomas Mott, It's Mikey, it's Bob the ninety
- 33:48Speaker 1: six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. If you'd like
- 33:50Speaker 1: to see the video of Bob yesterday twirling around shirt
- 33:54Speaker 1: list with nipple tassels during the show, that's up on
- 33:57Speaker 1: the ninety six to one Kiss Instagram account and also
- 34:00Speaker 1: are Mikey and Bob YouTube channel. Bob has been on
- 34:04Speaker 1: a porch goose chase this morning. Bob, your wife Becca,
- 34:10Speaker 1: her birthday is Halloween. You're trying to acquire a cement
- 34:14Speaker 1: porch goose. I underestimated how hard it'd be to find
- 34:17Speaker 1: one of these things, right, So yesterday I called like
- 34:20Speaker 1: forty places nobody had them well, and then we start
- 34:23Speaker 1: talking about it on the show when we found a
- 34:24Speaker 1: place in Penhills that might have it, right. Yeah, yeah,
- 34:27Speaker 1: you deep into that big steel goat marketplace. I've sent
- 34:30Speaker 1: them a message. They get back to you. I do
- 34:32Speaker 1: have a response. Do you want to air the response
- 34:35Speaker 1: or do you want to keep this to yourself as
- 34:38Speaker 1: you do not want people to go steal your goose.
- 34:41Speaker 1: You know it looks like they have plenty because I've
- 34:43Speaker 1: gotten a picture from there too. Okay, they've responded with
- 34:47Speaker 1: a picture and told me that every Wednesday and Thursday.
- 34:50Speaker 1: Oh Man, today's your day. Their vendor, Get a Goose
- 34:53Speaker 1: Goat is in the building. On, Get a Goose is
- 34:57Speaker 1: in the building. Mic, Get a Goose, g E T
- 35:01Speaker 1: T A Get a goose. Get a Goose is in
- 35:04Speaker 1: the building. They have plenty of geese and clothes. All right,
- 35:08Speaker 1: So after the show today you're gonna meet up with
- 35:11Speaker 1: Get a Goose in Penhills to get a porch goose.
- 35:14Speaker 1: Oh man, Yeah, that is so Pittsburgh. Yeah all right,
- 35:19Speaker 1: let's get to another talkback messager. He might have another
- 35:21Speaker 1: option here, Bob talkback Messages brought to us by the
- 35:24Speaker 1: pavement group Bob try Leslie Concrete Specialties off Crawford Run Road.
- 35:32Speaker 1: They have all kinds of concrete statues. They even have
- 35:34Speaker 1: like sasquatch stattee. I'm sure they got a goose. I
- 35:39Speaker 1: love this city, man, raid I got a sasquatch. I'm
- 35:44Speaker 1: sure they got a goose. He knew they had a sasquatch.
- 35:49Speaker 1: I've been eyeing up that sasquatch. Why do people put
- 35:53Speaker 1: the like the black wooden sasquatch shadows places like out
- 35:58Speaker 1: by their mailboxer in their front yard? Like what's that about?
- 36:01Speaker 1: I just I'm not against it. But when I see them,
- 36:04Speaker 1: I'm just like, why, you know, like, do you wanna
- 36:08Speaker 1: do you want people? Wow, it's bigfoot, you know, or
- 36:11Speaker 1: do you like do you love bigfoot that much? Like
- 36:14Speaker 1: a seven foot cutout? Yeah? You know what I'm talking about? Bigfoot?
- 36:18Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 36:19Speaker 1: Almost their yard? Yeah yeah, yeah. I'm just bizarre, right,
- 36:23Speaker 1: I just want to know why, Like if, just like
- 36:26Speaker 1: a big Foot fans man, they're out there, maybe make
- 36:29Speaker 1: a speaking of bigfoot. I found that they're at get
- 36:32Speaker 1: a Goose. There's a sasquatch costume for the goose. Oh
- 36:36Speaker 1: my god, Hey, you need to bro. You are going
- 36:39Speaker 1: to go spend hundreds of dollars basically an arts and
- 36:43Speaker 1: crafts table and ten hills after the show. I've already
- 36:46Speaker 1: I've already joined the Porch Goose of America Club on Facebook.
- 36:49Speaker 1: So hey, I'm in a bad place, everybody. All right,
- 36:52Speaker 1: let's go from geese to cats. That's a good place
- 36:54Speaker 1: get to. You know what, with the state of things
- 36:56Speaker 1: in the world, it could be worse places. You're shopping
- 36:59Speaker 1: for Port Geese right now. It's not a bad place
- 37:02Speaker 1: to be, to be honest, you could be a lot
- 37:04Speaker 1: worse places. Right now. Let's go from geese to cats.
- 37:07Speaker 1: Let's get to another talkback message here.
- 37:09Speaker 8: Hey, boys, I just left the vet with a very
- 37:12Speaker 8: unhappy Rigae.
- 37:13Speaker 1: Tony, Tony Man.
- 37:17Speaker 8: I know, Mikey, I know he was like a cats.
- 37:21Speaker 9: I just want to tell you it just cost me
- 37:24Speaker 9: almost two hundred dollars to my cat's anal glands squeeze.
- 37:26Speaker 1: Oh my god, though Jesus, I hope.
- 37:29Speaker 9: This doesn't happen here.
- 37:31Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 37:31Speaker 9: My cat just won't stop being people's food. I think
- 37:33Speaker 9: that's the problem.
- 37:34Speaker 5: He's safe steak yesterday.
- 37:35Speaker 1: Okay, he can't feed your cats steak, right that you can't.
- 37:39Speaker 1: Can't you make him a plate at the table? You can't.
- 37:41Speaker 1: I mean a cat eats a lot of people food.
- 37:44Speaker 1: That's a no no, right, And then next thing you know,
- 37:46Speaker 1: you're at the vet two hundred dollars anal glan.
- 37:48Speaker 9: So I guess just don't give your cat's human food.
- 37:50Speaker 1: And my cats like to. They like to test it
- 37:54Speaker 1: out a little bit. They'll go for a couple of
- 37:56Speaker 1: licks maybe, but they won't completely like steal the food. Dude.
- 38:00Speaker 1: My cat Tita loved French fries. Oh, my cat Marco
- 38:03Speaker 1: used to love French fries. Too. Maybe that's why both
- 38:05Speaker 1: those cats are dead.
- 38:06Speaker 9: Now, maybe it'll be okay, my guy, he just can't
- 38:09Speaker 9: be stopped. He'll run off with a chicken nugget.
- 38:17Speaker 1: Hey, Tony, Tony knows he can't be stopped.
- 38:21Speaker 3: He'll run off with a chicken nugget, right, Tony, Like
- 38:24Speaker 3: the confirmation, My guy, he.
- 38:27Speaker 9: Just can't be stopped. He'll run off with a chicken nugget.
- 38:31Speaker 9: Orange cat behavior, Oh man, I.
- 38:33Speaker 1: Got an orange cat. Momo's the orange cat. Momo, Yeah, Mobo,
- 38:36Speaker 1: big orange cat. Yeah, Momo the orange cat. He's he's
- 38:40Speaker 1: he's a well behaved orange cat. Dude. Fat orange cats
- 38:44Speaker 1: are my favorite. Yeah yeah, Like if I ever got
- 38:46Speaker 1: I don't think I'll ever get another cat, but if
- 38:48Speaker 1: I ever did, it'd be a big, a big orange cat.
- 38:51Speaker 1: I just want to let you know. When you're ready
- 38:53Speaker 1: for another cat, just let me know. I'm pretty sure
- 38:55Speaker 1: I got one that maybe you can borrow. As long
- 38:57Speaker 1: as I can come over, we will get to uh.
- 39:02Speaker 1: Deer Facebook comments. Everybody knows, well if you don't know,
- 39:05Speaker 1: deer are in rut right now. It is deer mating
- 39:07Speaker 1: season for the next couple months. Local news is all
- 39:11Speaker 1: over it because they put out those stats where it's
- 39:13Speaker 1: Pennsylvania and West Virginia the most deer verse car accident
- 39:16Speaker 1: and and it's daylight savings. So we're about to lose.
- 39:18Speaker 1: It's gonna be darker in the morning, like deer don't
- 39:21Speaker 1: know the deer don't know about it. You're gonna be runing,
- 39:23Speaker 1: wild and horny. Yeah, so we will read local news
- 39:26Speaker 1: Deer mating season Facebook comments. Next, on The Kiss Morning
- 39:31Speaker 1: Freak Show, It's Mikeybob, Mikey and Bob podcast. That's Hunterricks Golden.
- 39:38Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob The Kiss Morning Freak Show. I'm
- 39:40Speaker 1: excited for Halloween because we know one of the most
- 39:43Speaker 1: popular costumes are all the costumes and characters from K
- 39:46Speaker 1: pop Demon Hunters. All right, I am going to love
- 39:49Speaker 1: the adults who don't know what that is, and they're
- 39:53Speaker 1: gonna ask the kids like, what are you? What is that?
- 39:56Speaker 1: And they'll be like k Pob Demon Hunter. It's gonna
- 39:59Speaker 1: confuse that hell on some old people. It's Mikey and Bob,
- 40:03Speaker 1: The Kiss Morning Freak Show. It's uh, it's deer mating season.
- 40:07Speaker 1: Usually like October November is when the deer get all
- 40:10Speaker 1: riled up. It's their breeding season. But also with the
- 40:13Speaker 1: end of daylight savings time on November two, it's gonna
- 40:17Speaker 1: be darker more when we're you know, going to work
- 40:20Speaker 1: and you know, home from school all that stuff. Right,
- 40:24Speaker 1: So you got a couple factors here, because Pennsylvania and
- 40:26Speaker 1: West Virginia, they're like the leading two states in the
- 40:29Speaker 1: country with deer versus car accidents. Happens every year, right,
- 40:33Speaker 1: so it's sort of the warning that, hey, deer mating season,
- 40:36Speaker 1: be a little cautious on those roadways. A local news
- 40:40Speaker 1: always talks about that. And then we read the Facebook
- 40:42Speaker 1: comments section where we.
- 40:44Speaker 7: Are going to a very deep dark place in the end,
- 40:48Speaker 7: it's time for ninety six to one kiss Facebook comments.
- 40:52Speaker 1: These are local news Facebook comments on it simply being
- 40:56Speaker 1: deer mating season. Bobby w Maybe the deer should be
- 41:00Speaker 1: more cautious when they're looking for places to have sex.
- 41:03Speaker 1: You know what, Bobby? That easy? Huh? Valid point, Bobby,
- 41:08Speaker 1: valid point. Connie C. Watched a buck chase a doe
- 41:11Speaker 1: across the highway. He was so puffed up, his neck
- 41:14Speaker 1: was huge up. Definitely knew what he was after. Be
- 41:18Speaker 1: safe out there. They are horny. George are I read
- 41:25Speaker 1: this article and it sounds like these state weirdos want
- 41:29Speaker 1: us to stop and watch deer f sex. Okay, well,
- 41:32Speaker 1: I mean you don't need to warning. George. Make sure
- 41:35Speaker 1: you don't hit them with your car. Don't be like,
- 41:39Speaker 1: oh I smell it, pull the car over, and me
- 41:41Speaker 1: like I gotta watch. It's not really alerting you. That's
- 41:43Speaker 1: dear like mating then that you need to watch it.
- 41:46Speaker 1: It's just more alerting you that they could be all
- 41:48Speaker 1: over the place.
- 41:49Speaker 2: Hey, George, your car's not a cuck chair.
- 41:54Speaker 1: David B. This rut is not a one time event.
- 41:58Speaker 1: It's every year slow down. If you only got laid
- 42:01Speaker 1: once a year, you might challenge a speeding vehicle too.
- 42:05Speaker 1: I mean that's true. Willing to risk it would cross
- 42:09Speaker 1: that highway, Jonathan W I just hope a deer doesn't
- 42:15Speaker 1: mate with my car. That could get quite messy. I
- 42:17Speaker 1: don't would it be messy? What is that messy? Tommy
- 42:22Speaker 1: L already saw one running around, uh with his thang out?
- 42:27Speaker 1: How did you see that he was running with his
- 42:32Speaker 1: thang out? If the deer was running, there's no way
- 42:34Speaker 1: you saw a stangout. What are you doing staring? Do
- 42:38Speaker 1: you remember when some listener mailed us a picture of
- 42:40Speaker 1: a deer with his thangout, it was like one of
- 42:42Speaker 1: our first months we were here. It wasn't even off
- 42:44Speaker 1: like a trail camera and it was like a legit
- 42:47Speaker 1: like picture that they had printed out old Scholl camera
- 42:50Speaker 1: and took it to like you know, CBS or something. Yeah, okay,
- 42:54Speaker 1: Uh deer mating season local news Facebook comments Kelly C.
- 42:59Speaker 1: Do you think the deer or bad? You should see it.
- 43:04Speaker 1: If you think the deer bad, you should see the
- 43:06Speaker 1: horny perverts down at the Elks Lodge this time of year.
- 43:11Speaker 1: Good boy, it is mating season at the elk for
- 43:14Speaker 1: perbs at the olk to the birds are extra horny
- 43:20Speaker 1: at the elkists there it's perbirds season. Used to play
- 43:24Speaker 1: bingo at the Elks Lodge, can't do it anymore? Why
- 43:27Speaker 1: Ebert's birds. One more here from Georgietta. M. They should
- 43:33Speaker 1: put deer humping signs up this time of year, like
- 43:36Speaker 1: deer crossing signs, you know, for safety. Listen, sometimes they do.
- 43:43Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure the game commission goes around uh huh
- 43:46Speaker 1: and draws a little wieners on the deers. You know
- 43:48Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about. Right,
- 43:51Speaker 1: that's the warning right there. You'll see just it's it's
- 43:55Speaker 1: the uh you know, it's the sign. If you see
- 43:57Speaker 1: a wiener perceed. What if you see a regular deer
- 44:03Speaker 1: on the yellow sign, a regular black deer like outline,
- 44:07Speaker 1: that just means watch for deer, like they could run
- 44:10Speaker 1: across the runner. However, if you see one with that
- 44:13Speaker 1: little blacken or thrown on it, watch out. Mikey and Bob.
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- 44:43Speaker 4: I'm Mike Cassie.
- 44:45Speaker 1: Hey, my parents have a straight cat named Pumpkins. All right, Pumpkin.
- 44:49Speaker 15: He's an orange.
- 44:50Speaker 8: Cat that showed up Halloween.
- 44:52Speaker 4: That's the name.
- 44:53Speaker 1: That's perfect, right, Darren, orange cat shows up on Halloween.
- 44:56Speaker 1: You're getting your name your cat. Yeah, you're pumpkin t I.
- 45:00Speaker 5: Had a party at their house and made up full
- 45:02Speaker 5: trim nachos, put him.
- 45:04Speaker 9: On a table outside, and when.
- 45:06Speaker 13: I came back outside, he was just helping.
- 45:07Speaker 5: Himself to a full baking sheets.
- 45:12Speaker 2: They were meant for him.
- 45:13Speaker 1: They were meant as Nachoskin's nachos. By the way, speaking
- 45:19Speaker 1: of cats and speaking of Halloween, we've been doing the
- 45:24Speaker 1: show for a long time, so like over the years,
- 45:26Speaker 1: there's been a lot of magical Halloween things that have
- 45:29Speaker 1: built up over the years. Uh, I want to take
- 45:32Speaker 1: everybody back because I totally forgot about this. Do you
- 45:35Speaker 1: remember when the drunk lady and uh Tarentum called us
- 45:39Speaker 1: after a night at the bar? You guys, Hey, I
- 45:45Speaker 1: love you guys. We love you too, Thank you.
- 45:49Speaker 12: I just got to improved bot and I'm getting you
- 45:53Speaker 12: watching my electronics fish shank. Listening to you.
- 45:58Speaker 1: Guys about about cats.
- 46:02Speaker 12: I'm like, can you get any more Halloween?
- 46:09Speaker 5: What?
- 46:11Speaker 1: How? How much did you have to drink? I mean, yeah, let's.
- 46:19Speaker 12: Five shot six fis.
- 46:21Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's healthy right there?
- 46:23Speaker 15: That was that was all night though?
- 46:26Speaker 1: And how's the electric fish tank looking right now? Good?
- 46:29Speaker 12: Pretty light ocean view?
- 46:35Speaker 1: You guys are awesome for real, You're beautiful. We have
- 46:39Speaker 1: a good time.
- 46:40Speaker 12: Yeah, well I'm down here and there's boring here.
- 46:45Speaker 1: You got to make your own fun in turnum, you.
- 46:47Speaker 12: Know that's why I went to the bar.
- 46:49Speaker 1: It's probably why it's the morning and you're drunk staring
- 46:51Speaker 1: an electric fish tank right right, went fun? Uh huh,
- 46:57Speaker 1: you got it, I got it.
- 47:01Speaker 4: You do you.
- 47:02Speaker 12: You guys have a good love you.
- 47:05Speaker 1: We love you too, and feel free to uh, you know,
- 47:08Speaker 1: call us anytime you're lonelying tretum and staring at the
- 47:11Speaker 1: electric fish tank. Okay, great, okay, guys, bye bye. Like
- 47:16Speaker 1: it from Mikey and Bob podcast. That's Back to Friends
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- 47:23Speaker 1: one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Penguins lost in a shootout
- 47:26Speaker 1: last night in Philly three to two. This is kind
- 47:28Speaker 1: of weird overtime two goals got overturned, one by AF
- 47:31Speaker 1: getting Malkin and then goes to a shootout Penn's loss.
- 47:34Speaker 1: It's back to back losses in the shootout though, so
- 47:36Speaker 1: we're still getting a point for each game, so looking good.
- 47:38Speaker 1: You know, if there's one way to lose, it's still
- 47:41Speaker 1: losing a shootout because you still get a point. H
- 47:44Speaker 1: Thursday Tomorrow, Penn's in Minnesota, taking on the Taking on
- 47:49Speaker 1: the Wild. We're giving away Steelers tickets. We want to
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- 48:05Speaker 1: brought to us by the Pavement Group. Here. What's up, boys,
- 48:08Speaker 1: This is your boy, David California. Boy.
- 48:11Speaker 16: Wow, just moved out here two months ago. Wow, looking
- 48:15Speaker 16: to go watch these Blitzburg Steelers hammered down on these
- 48:21Speaker 16: Indianapolis Colts.
- 48:22Speaker 1: And he's only been here two months, right, Yeah, there
- 48:25Speaker 1: you go a Steeler game. Oh yeah, man, welcome to
- 48:28Speaker 1: the city, Bud.
- 48:30Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 48:30Speaker 1: Seriously, I wonder if he was like in the LA area,
- 48:34Speaker 1: you know, because then maybe his morning show might have
- 48:36Speaker 1: been Ryan Seacrest, because Ryan Seacrest does the morning show
- 48:39Speaker 1: at the Kiss station in LA. Yeah. We're a little different,
- 48:41Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, it's a it's a shock going well
- 48:45Speaker 1: on our station. It's a shock going from our show
- 48:47Speaker 1: to the Ryan Seacrest Show too. So all right, David,
- 48:51Speaker 1: welcome to Pittsburgh. Maybe you won the tickets there. Hey.
- 48:56Speaker 1: Ben Roethlisberger fixing the defense on his podcast. He's gonna
- 49:00Speaker 1: to fix it, got it, dude, Ben Roethlisberger Football and
- 49:05Speaker 1: everything we wanted out of retired Ben get in his basement,
- 49:10Speaker 1: do the football and podcast and fix all the Steelers
- 49:13Speaker 1: from the basement. So Ben is on his football and podcast,
- 49:17Speaker 1: which you should all listen to. Should listen to all
- 49:19Speaker 1: the Steelers podcasts. You know, Cam Ben, that's where the
- 49:22Speaker 1: fun stuff happened, right, Yeah, you know, it has this
- 49:26Speaker 1: sort of media landscape changes. You know, players want their
- 49:30Speaker 1: own voice, and even retired players like Ben wants to
- 49:33Speaker 1: be able to say his thing. And you know, obviously
- 49:37Speaker 1: he's going to be successful with this podcast. He already is.
- 49:40Speaker 1: You know, he's got sponsors and everything. Good for Ben. Uh,
- 49:44Speaker 1: He's gonna fix the defense though. Ben's got it. Yeah,
- 49:47Speaker 1: we knew Ben would be able to fix things from
- 49:49Speaker 1: his basement. Here's Ben Roethlisberger Football and Podcast fixing the defense. Yeah,
- 49:54Speaker 1: it'd be easier if I was in the building. Knowing
- 49:56Speaker 1: what was going on? How the can you cash but
- 49:59Speaker 1: send them not in the building. Let me tell you
- 50:01Speaker 1: anyway how to fix it even though I'm not in
- 50:03Speaker 1: the building, you know, being the grumpy old man that
- 50:06Speaker 1: I am. Okay, now he calls himself the grumpy old man.
- 50:09Speaker 1: How do you fix the defense? Ben? How do you
- 50:11Speaker 1: get the communication better? Let me talk about on the show.
- 50:14Speaker 1: I would stop the music at practice. There it is
- 50:17Speaker 1: man tearing the music off. Here we go, starbaty Seven's
- 50:21Speaker 1: back on. Is it the rap music? It's gotta be
- 50:24Speaker 1: the rap music? Are we blaming it all on rap music?
- 50:27Speaker 1: Ben's a big fan of Christian music, so I think
- 50:30Speaker 1: maybe he knows that probably at hip hop raps be
- 50:34Speaker 1: played a practice. You know what's distracted the defense? That
- 50:37Speaker 1: might be it. You think that's like a contributing factor
- 50:40Speaker 1: to the no, but it feel something. It feels like
- 50:43Speaker 1: hell yeah, no, no, no, yeah, I stopped playing music
- 50:48Speaker 1: at practice. Do you think that's a no?
- 50:50Speaker 14: Not really get off my yard? You know I like
- 50:52Speaker 14: the music, yeah, but played, But I just think it's like,
- 50:54Speaker 14: you know, you don't like.
- 50:56Speaker 1: What music being played though? No music on? Ben watched
- 50:59Speaker 1: okay music, Yeah, just like focus it does it really?
- 51:03Speaker 1: And I get that.
- 51:04Speaker 14: It's like, well, you know, it's gonna be loud in
- 51:06Speaker 14: the stadium, so it's kind of you have to communicating share. Yeah,
- 51:08Speaker 14: but if guys are kind of like a joining music
- 51:10Speaker 14: singing and it's a little different. No, no, I lo again,
- 51:13Speaker 14: I don't know, you know what cut that all out?
- 51:14Speaker 14: That was just I have no idea how to improve
- 51:16Speaker 14: it because I don't know what the issue is.
- 51:18Speaker 1: But they didn't cut it out. They left it in there.
- 51:19Speaker 1: So now we know that Ben Roethlisberger said stop the
- 51:23Speaker 1: music at practice to fix the Steelers defense. It's all
- 51:27Speaker 1: rap Music's falt all right, send us here, you know,
- 51:29Speaker 1: at least he said he's the angry old man, though
- 51:31Speaker 1: he knows his role there. Right, all right, send us
- 51:35Speaker 1: a talkback message. You can get qualified for Steelers Colts tickets.
- 51:38Speaker 1: On Sunday, It's the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Mike, You
- 51:40Speaker 1: and Mom, Mike and Bob. It's a ninety six to
- 51:44Speaker 1: one Kiss Morning Freak Show. It's gonna be partly cloudy today.
- 51:46Speaker 1: We might see some rain coming through the area later
- 51:48Speaker 1: this afternoon with highs in the mid fifties. Bob yesterday
- 51:52Speaker 1: on the show because you know, a lot of people
- 51:53Speaker 1: listening to the show live, but a lot of people
- 51:55Speaker 1: just catch up on the podcast. We're doing a naked story.
- 51:58Speaker 1: This guy running around naked shooting off fire extinguishers. He
- 52:02Speaker 1: was like riding the fire extinguisher. He had it between
- 52:05Speaker 1: his legs. Yeah, so then he had some cocaine on him.
- 52:08Speaker 1: And that was the story yesterday. But I bring it
- 52:10Speaker 1: up because we got to talk back message here from
- 52:13Speaker 1: our buddy George.
- 52:14Speaker 15: Who was going on fellas George here catching up on
- 52:16Speaker 15: Tuesday Mornings podcast. During the fire Marshall Gary segment, y'all know,
- 52:21Speaker 15: fire safety man, you don't want loose clothes around when
- 52:23Speaker 15: there's a flames out.
- 52:24Speaker 1: Ah, right, so maybe he just took his clothes off
- 52:27Speaker 1: so they didn't catch fire. Okay, wait, hold on, could
- 52:29Speaker 1: have been a safety issue. Is this what we're doing now?
- 52:31Speaker 1: Because like me, me and you always worry. We don't
- 52:35Speaker 1: sleep naked at right, because if there's a house fire, Yeah,
- 52:39Speaker 1: you don't want to be outside naked. I don't want
- 52:40Speaker 1: to run outside the neighbors see me naked and then
- 52:43Speaker 1: the firefighters pull up and I'm standing there naked. Yeah. Right,
- 52:46Speaker 1: it's a lot I mean, your houses are on fire.
- 52:48Speaker 1: It's a lot to deal with at that point. It
- 52:49Speaker 1: also might save you, though, because no loose clothing is
- 52:52Speaker 1: what George is said, learning learning this morning.
- 52:54Speaker 15: You know, but y'all did overlook the whole simple fact
- 52:57Speaker 15: that they said they found more cocaine on him.
- 52:59Speaker 1: Yeah it was naked. Where was he holding the cocaine?
- 53:03Speaker 1: Y'all take it easy. I think we all probably know
- 53:05Speaker 1: the answer to that. You even need to say it,
- 53:08Speaker 1: but I think we all know. All right, let's get
- 53:11Speaker 1: to another talkback message here. A lot of people have
- 53:13Speaker 1: been sending nice messages specifically to you, Bob. You were
- 53:16Speaker 1: out last week with some health issues. You're getting some
- 53:19Speaker 1: testing done and all things like that. You know, hey, whatever,
- 53:22Speaker 1: everybody's getting older. It happens. Let's get to this talkback
- 53:25Speaker 1: message brought to us by One Team Media.
- 53:27Speaker 11: Good morning, making Bob. I'm glad you guys are not
- 53:31Speaker 11: suspended for sending Bob's nipples around.
- 53:34Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of people see this was the bad
- 53:37Speaker 1: timing of last week. Last week we were telling everybody
- 53:41Speaker 1: the story about how you know, Bonnie Diver, our traffic
- 53:45Speaker 1: lady likes to use the Pittsburgh All email where you
- 53:48Speaker 1: send an email to everybody in the company that's in Pittsburgh.
- 53:51Speaker 1: It's a dangerous game. He uses it just like a
- 53:53Speaker 1: normal email. Use it all the time. Yeah, And decided
- 53:57Speaker 1: to respond to this one because it was our office
- 54:00Speaker 1: Lady Amy's birthday. So I had a happy birthday picture
- 54:04Speaker 1: of Bob shirtless with balloons on his nipples and it
- 54:07Speaker 1: said happy birthday. Right, So we sent that Pittsburgh Hall
- 54:11Speaker 1: as a response, and then we vanished from the air
- 54:14Speaker 1: for three days last week. So a lot of people
- 54:17Speaker 1: thought after we said it we were joking, just like, oh,
- 54:20Speaker 1: this can get us in a meeting. Yeah, and just like, no,
- 54:23Speaker 1: the nipples were fine. Yeah. I got some messages from
- 54:26Speaker 1: people that were just like, are you guys off the
- 54:28Speaker 1: ear because of the nipples? Okay, Bob wasn't feeling great,
- 54:31Speaker 1: that's why.
- 54:31Speaker 11: And I'm really glad that Bob's doing okay. Yeah, I'm
- 54:35Speaker 11: sorry that you had to go through that, Bob. It
- 54:38Speaker 11: is definitely really scary, and it's really scary for the
- 54:42Speaker 11: kids too. So I'm sending all love because you guys
- 54:47Speaker 11: make the biggest impact in my day and I just
- 54:50Speaker 11: adore you both so much.
- 54:51Speaker 1: Well, thank you very nice message there. And you know,
- 54:54Speaker 1: we always say this, it's this this relationship between us
- 55:00Speaker 1: in all of you who listen to the show and
- 55:01Speaker 1: get the show and understand what we're doing and everything
- 55:04Speaker 1: like that. This relationship goes both ways because if we're
- 55:08Speaker 1: going through things in some tough times, you're always there
- 55:11Speaker 1: for us our escape here too, and just escape here too,
- 55:15Speaker 1: just like we might be helping you out. You know,
- 55:17Speaker 1: we heard from Jojo who works at the food bank,
- 55:20Speaker 1: about how you know he's listening to our show. It's
- 55:22Speaker 1: making him smile and it's you know, tough time to
- 55:25Speaker 1: spot smile, especially if you're working at a food bank.
- 55:28Speaker 1: And yesterday on the show, our new friend Mills on
- 55:32Speaker 1: the mont, Yeah, send us nipple tasks. Doubled down on
- 55:37Speaker 1: nipples yesterday and Bob put them on.
- 55:38Speaker 2: And I've been told it's table time.
- 55:43Speaker 1: So this is why I say this is a relationship
- 55:46Speaker 1: that goes both ways, because for Bob to have nipple
- 55:51Speaker 1: tassels mailed to us and then put them on, so
- 55:54Speaker 1: we're all laughing and having a good time. Like Bob
- 55:57Speaker 1: was out for a few days last week, he's going
- 55:59Speaker 1: through some medicals. I was feeling great till I put
- 56:01Speaker 1: those tassels on.
- 56:03Speaker 2: I've been told it's tastle time.
- 56:07Speaker 1: See you guys, love us, We love you. Just to
- 56:09Speaker 1: say hey, it's the Oddly Shaped Buddy Friendship Show, Mike
- 56:15Speaker 1: and Bob, the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
- 56:18Speaker 1: We got a chance to get one one thousand dollars.
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- 56:34Speaker 1: That's not good because of course we're all preparing here
- 56:37Speaker 1: for the start of next month when it looks like
- 56:39Speaker 1: a lot of people are gonna be missing out on
- 56:41Speaker 1: their Snap benefits, which could have some pretty bad repercussions.
- 56:45Speaker 1: So obviously big thing that's going on. Also, Jamaica is trending.
- 56:49Speaker 1: Have you seen some of the videos from Jamaica. What's
- 56:51Speaker 1: the hurt Hurricane Melissa? Hurricane Melissa, Yeah again, I think
- 56:55Speaker 1: it's the second most powerful hurricane ever. Yeah, through the Caribbean.
- 57:00Speaker 1: It's just tearing through Jamaica. I saw twenty five thousand
- 57:03Speaker 1: tourists are are stranded there. That's off. We go to Jamaica,
- 57:07Speaker 1: have a good time and all inclusive on the beach
- 57:10Speaker 1: and by the way, And we say this every time
- 57:13Speaker 1: there's a bad hurricane or you know, remnants of a
- 57:15Speaker 1: hurricane will make it up here or something like that.
- 57:18Speaker 1: Hurricane Melissa is not scary sounding at all, like you're
- 57:22Speaker 1: a tourist down in Jamaica. It's just Hurricane Melissa coming,
- 57:25Speaker 1: you know, sounds like it sounds like it might be
- 57:28Speaker 1: an office lady or something like that. You know, Oh,
- 57:31Speaker 1: Melissa in sales got the snack drawers. Should have been
- 57:34Speaker 1: a Hurricane Melvin. No, Hurricane Melvin doesn't sound that does
- 57:38Speaker 1: not sound aggressive. Again. I want aggressively named hurricanes. We
- 57:43Speaker 1: say this every time Hurricane Chainsaw. Oh yeah, but they
- 57:48Speaker 1: go by initials, don't they Like it had to be
- 57:51Speaker 1: something with an M okay, because I think they go
- 57:54Speaker 1: initial by initial and that's how they name the storms.
- 57:57Speaker 1: So it's got to be like a booky name with
- 58:00Speaker 1: an Amerson. Hurricane mosh pit, okay, Hurricane mosh Hurricane Monster,
- 58:09Speaker 1: Spooky season, Hurricane Monster for Halloween. I think. So just
- 58:14Speaker 1: tell everybody Hurricane monsters coming, dude, Yes, the hurricane monsters coming.
- 58:19Speaker 1: You tell me what sounds more dangerous. Hurricane Melissa, Hurricane monster,
- 58:23Speaker 1: Hurricane monster. All right, you gotta start changing these names
- 58:26Speaker 1: hurricanes but obviously thinking to everybody in Jamaica and ah, yeah,
- 58:30Speaker 1: just sucks. Hey a little bit of climate change? How
- 58:32Speaker 1: about the Climate change World Series? Last night? You watch
- 58:35Speaker 1: any of that?
- 58:36Speaker 9: No?
- 58:36Speaker 1: Hey, how about a little bit of Let's go Blue
- 58:38Speaker 1: Jays back in it? Yeah, blue Jays beat the Dodger
- 58:40Speaker 1: six to one last night, and uh yeah, they are
- 58:43Speaker 1: tied up two to two in that series. Now, Game
- 58:45Speaker 1: five is tonight. I mean when you're when any series
- 58:48Speaker 1: is tied two to two, game five is that's the game.
- 58:50Speaker 1: That's the game, that's the game. So that's tonight. Yeah,
- 58:53Speaker 1: Game five of the World Series tied up two to two.
- 58:56Speaker 1: Do you know if they're in La or if they're
- 58:57Speaker 1: they're in LA again? Yeah, they're in LA again. A
- 59:00Speaker 1: little bit, Uh, let's go Blue Jays. I'm gonna go
- 59:03Speaker 1: a little bit a little bit of Let's go Blue
- 59:05Speaker 1: Jays a little bit. I just want to see Canada
- 59:07Speaker 1: have some sort of title and just see what they do,
- 59:11Speaker 1: you know, I want to see in Toronto Blue Jay's
- 59:13Speaker 1: victory forak Bit. We've seen the Dodgers win the World
- 59:16Speaker 1: series before. Let's give Canada a little h a little
- 59:19Speaker 1: sniff at it. Also trending the uh the last the
- 59:23Speaker 1: last episode for season five of Only Murders in the Building.
- 59:28Speaker 9: Uh.
- 59:28Speaker 1: That came out yesterday. It has been renewed for a
- 59:31Speaker 1: sixth season. That's no surprise, you know, with Steve Martin
- 59:34Speaker 1: and Martin Short and Selena Gomez. London, England is going
- 59:38Speaker 1: to be the next season of Only Murders in the Building.
- 59:40Speaker 1: Hell of a run for that show man, It's going
- 59:42Speaker 1: for six season. One of my ben shows, Like I
- 59:44Speaker 1: don't watch it as they released episodes, but like, yeah,
- 59:47Speaker 1: say we got a couple of days around Thanksgiving coming
- 59:49Speaker 1: up off. Yeah, I'll sit down and I'll power through,
- 59:52Speaker 1: like what I need to do at full season, Like
- 59:54Speaker 1: I'm caught up until this last season that just played,
- 59:56Speaker 1: so I'm good to go. I think I'm on season
- 59:58Speaker 1: three of it still And then I sort of appted out,
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: but I'll be back. I'll be back. You don't worry.
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: I'll be back. You don't worry about Mike. One show
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: that I love to watch Doctor Who. It's it's a
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: British show. It's on the BBC, but like it's been
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: on Disney Plus, you know recently here for the last
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: few years in the States. Okay, yeah, Disney Plus dropped.
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: It's all right, I'll still get on the BBC soon.
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: They'll still have a Christmas special coming in. Uh No,
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: I'm good with it. I'm a huge Doctor Who fan.
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite shows of all time. Good
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: escape show. And also Friday Night Halloween, South Park is
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: putting out a special episode for everybody on Halloween Night.
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: Just saw a little preview of it. Screenshot from it
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: south Park Halloween Special. It's Satan and President Trump outside
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: of a demolished white House. So obviously they're covering the
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: booky season. Yeah, they're covering all that going on. So
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: brand new episode, the Halloween Night episode, the White House Demolition,
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: that is coming up Friday, Halloween Night on on the
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: Comedy Central Paramount Plus wherever you're streaming the south Park
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: episodes at all, Right, your chance to win one thousand dollars.
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: Try to pay your bills and get you qualified to
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: go to New York City for iHeartRadio Jingle Ball in December.
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: That's coming up next. It's Mike and Bob, Bike and Bob.
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: It's the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: We will give you the nationwide keyword just coming up
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: here in a couple of minutes for you to try
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: to win a thousand dollars pay your bills. Halloween's on Friday,
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: so obviously we are all in a spooky mood already, right,
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: uh huh. Earlier in the show, Bob, we played a
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: classic Halloween call we got from a drunk woman in
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: Tarentum who was staring at her electric fish tank. That
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: was the thing, right, we just got in the mood
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: now because we've been doing the show for so long,
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: we're just like, man, Halloween time, like, and then we
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: thought we gotta play Billy Jack. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: is also one of our favorite Halloween moments on the show. Like,
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: we have too many to just do this on Friday show,
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: I know. So it's like we're going through all this
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: stuff from Halloween in the past now. Hill Billy Jack
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: he was from new Swickly met him a few times.
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: He was He was an awesome dude. He would call
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: our show all the time. He passed away, a few
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: years back. R I p hill Billy Man. He was
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: and uh he called us around Halloween time a few
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: years back. What's up man?
- 1:02:29Speaker 8: You knowing?
- 1:02:29Speaker 12: Man, I'm gonna make a video. Man, I'm gonna go
- 1:02:32Speaker 12: to all all the cemetery I'm looking for. I got
- 1:02:38Speaker 12: a muzzle lighter. I'm walking you have what you all?
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: Muzzle?
- 1:02:44Speaker 14: Oh?
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: Muzzleloader? Yeah, that's like a real gun, right yeah, okay,
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: so you're gonna take it to the cemetery then what Jack?
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: I don't know if this is a good idea. Are
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: you gonna be sober while you do that? No? Ghost
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: honting with Hillbilly Jack?
- 1:03:12Speaker 12: My well, man, right on, you check on my What.
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: Are you going to be drinking while you go ghost Hounting?
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: Is there some sort of like special uh special brew
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: you're going to be drinking? Yeah you're oh yeah, you
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: drinking yukon right now?
- 1:03:34Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: Are you handing out any candy this year?
- 1:03:36Speaker 9: Oh?
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: Yeah? What sort of candy can the kids get if
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: they come to Hillbilly Jacks regular? Regular? Can What does
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: the adults get? Yeah? Can the adults have a litld taste? Yeah?
- 1:03:53Speaker 12: Doesn't have fun?
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: Well, good luck with your ghost Honting.
- 1:04:00Speaker 12: I want to give him shut Can Day. Hi, Jeff's
- 1:04:06Speaker 12: this tweet hard dollar sweet?
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: Yeah? Anyone else?
- 1:04:11Speaker 12: Oh man, I'm play Joe. He's working.
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: Any Halloween message for everybody out there.
- 1:04:19Speaker 12: Hey, don't take no apple? Why not because they always
- 1:04:25Speaker 12: got a rat?
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: All right? Jack? Hey, well you have a you have
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: a good time ghost hunting buddy? Hi? All right there
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: he is till Billy Jack beyond drunk. Yeah.
- 1:04:38Speaker 12: Wow.
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: I don't know what cemetery he's gonna be shooting at,
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: but I don't want to be a part of it.
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: Mike and Bob to the ninety six to one Kiss
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: Morning Freak Show. If you'd like to see the video
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: from yesterday's show of Bob putting nipple tassels on that
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: were mailed to us. That is up on the Mikey
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: and Bob YouTube channel, also the ninety six to one
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: Kiss account on Instagram. You know, yes, it's a nipple fun. Yeah,
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: that's it a little bit. It's always weird things happening
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: down in the state of Florida. Oh no, Florida's just
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: sort of It's got a lot going on down there.
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: Florida's story has been part of our show for years.
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: Now there, let's jack in here, all the listeners of
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: a freak show. It's time to double to the Sunshine State. Yes,
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: it happened again. It's another Florida the story. All right,
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: it's spooky season. We're going down to Tampa. Police say
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: a thirty one year old man destroyed about eighty pumpkins
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: that were stored in front of a target in the
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: Tampa area. Pumpkin Rampage. Security cam caught the man picking
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: pumpkins out of the boxes located in the front of
- 1:05:40Speaker 1: the store and then smashing them all on the ground
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: around one to fifteen. You know, he's talking about like
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: the big cardboard things that got like, yeah, did you sink?
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: Around one fifteen, one fifteen in the morning, he's outside
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: of the target smashing like eighty pumpkins. He was arrested
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: several days later because he went back to the target,
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: oh near Tampa, Florida, looking for more pumpkins, and the
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: police were called because obviously the employees and everybody lost prevention.
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: They're looking for this guy. He was asked when they
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: showed him the video, hey, can you identify the person
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: smashing the pumpkins in the video? And he said, that's me.
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: That's me, all right. At least he wasn't trying to
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: deny it. But I feel like it becomes more of
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: a Florida story. Now, this guy's already smashed almost five
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: hundred dollars worth of pumpkins. Right, did he have his
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: clothes on? He did? Oh?
- 1:06:26Speaker 2: Wow?
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: He did wow. However, he gave a reason why he
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: decided to smash eighty pumpkins outside of a target at
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: one fifteen in the morning. What could it be? He
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: told the police. He did it because someone was messing
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: with him on Facebook and it made him mad. Ah,
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: you know what, we had a good run as a country.
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: We might wrap it up. We might. It's probably time
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: to wrap it up. At this point, de hung the target.
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: Pumpkins were messing with him on Facebook. He said, somebody
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: was messing with him on Facebook and made him so mad.
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: He was unapologetic about his actions, and after smashing all
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: the pumpkins, he went home and went to sleep. He
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: was charged with felony criminal mischief. It is morn Up
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: making a show once again. No, it's Mikey about the
- 1:07:18Speaker 1: ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show party. Cloudy
- 1:07:21Speaker 1: Today we'll see some rain coming in the area later
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: this afternoon. High's in the mid fifties. Real excited for tonight.
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: Wow nine pm. Love Is Blind reunion from this season
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: worst season ever. By the way, this season sucked. Does
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: that make the reunion better?
- 1:07:35Speaker 4: Though?
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: I think it does. You just don't care about your
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: hate watching. Well I'm hate watching. But also the reunion
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: No matter what reality TV you're watching, the reunion could
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: always make an entire season better. Yeah, you're right, because
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: it's the build up of all the season and all
- 1:07:50Speaker 1: the drama or lack of drama that went on, and
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: then the reunion. Let's get messy, like sent these ding
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: dongs face to face and go what happened? Yeah, and
- 1:07:58Speaker 1: then they just get out of it. Like the guy
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: Jordan who's on the show with all the tattoos, okay uh,
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: he takes he takes like chicken like a like a
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: chicken breast and blends it with crystal light and drinks
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: it as like a chicken smoothie. That like, they're gonna
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: confront him about that on the reunion because he said
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: he drinks it every day. It's so gross. That was
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: the most normal guy on the show. That's disturbing in itself.
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: He had tattoos. Yeah too, Like when they're casting the show,
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: they have to know if that's the most normal guy
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: that they're in trouble, Like, are they though? You know
- 1:08:37Speaker 1: who lives with the chicken Blender monster? A chicken blender
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: musk forever? Well, Sparkle Meghan. Maybe I don't want to
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: give away any spoilers. I thought nobody was together. Maybe
- 1:08:52Speaker 1: I said, I don't want to give away any spoilers. Oh,
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: Actually the teas for the reunion tonight they tease Sparkle
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: Meghan and she said, I have somebody with me. So
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: I don't know if it's I don't know, No, I
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: don't know, could be amboy, It might be Facebook comments
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: on the show tomorrow, because people get fired up about
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: shows like this. Are you those whether you watch or not.
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: I don't. I don't really get myself fired up about it.
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: That's a lie I do. Let's get to another talkback
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- 1:09:21Speaker 17: Group Bob Hi, So did you know that a lot
- 1:09:26Speaker 17: of kids aren't going to be able to go trick
- 1:09:28Speaker 17: or treating because they have football games?
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: Friday night. Yeah, Friday night's big football night, right, Whippy
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: A playoffs are yeah, yeah so and Friday's Halloween. A
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: lot of trick or treating going on.
- 1:09:40Speaker 17: Why don't they know to move this?
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: Move what? It's just the gamer? I feel bad? Yeah, well,
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: I mean do you move the gamer? Do you move
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: trick or treat? But yeah, I think you move trigg
- 1:09:50Speaker 1: or treating. You can't move Halloween. It's Halloween in Stone there. Well,
- 1:09:54Speaker 1: you know people have been moving trigg or treating. Like dude,
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: I went by a church over the weekend, like trunk
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: or treat going on. I'm like, huh, okay, right, I
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: think like random neighborhoods or random cities move trick or
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: treat times, and yeah they do. But yeah, Friday with
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: WHIPIL playoffs and everything, a lot of high school football
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: going on. I don't think it's as much as the kids,
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: because you know, high school kids a little bit older,
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: you're probably phasing out of trigger treating. It's more so
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: the parents that are going to watch the kids that
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: won't be at home with their porch light on. You
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: get a couple thousand people out of a high school
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: football game that can make a you know, neighborhood, whole neighborhood,
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: stop trick or treating, trip or treating or trip or treating. Yeah,
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: so you know there are cities that you know, move
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: trick or treat times. And then we read the Facebook comments.
- 1:10:42Speaker 7: You're going to a very deep dark place on the Internet.
- 1:10:45Speaker 7: It's time for one kiss Facebook comments.
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: These are Facebook comments on town's moving, Uh, trigger treat
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: times and trick or treat date. Gary p Here delaying
- 1:10:58Speaker 1: trigger treating is the weakest thing I've seen in years.
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Gary, You're raising a bunch of pansies. Parents
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: these days are ass clowns. Is that a costume? Cause
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: I'm Gary and I'm going as parents and I'm gonna
- 1:11:13Speaker 1: be in an ass clown dressed as an ass clown.
- 1:11:18Speaker 1: Roy b Here, you can't change the date of trigger treating.
- 1:11:21Speaker 1: It's Halloween, That's what it is, Halloween evening. All these
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: kids are growing up to be what wieners? What is that? Listen,
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: you come to Roy's house trigger treat on November one,
- 1:11:36Speaker 1: I'm gonna pass out a wiener to you.
- 1:11:38Speaker 2: That's it.
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: I'm going to buy a bunch of hot dog. If
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: I'm gonna I will have my light on. You come
- 1:11:46Speaker 1: you come after Halloween for a trigger treat. No, there's
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: only one Halloween. It's trick or treat or Wieners at
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: Roy's house. Treater Wieners. It's really weird. I just gave
- 1:11:57Speaker 1: a full pack to a grown man named Gary in
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: an ass cloud costume. He said he loves wieners. Don
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: l here will end with this one. Kids aren't made
- 1:12:06Speaker 1: like we were in the old days. Oh, Don how
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: big are the tires on your dodge Ram? Don telling men?
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: Got truck nuts on that truck? Do you yo? Let
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: me tell you That guy right there based off first
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: sentence in the Facebook comment, definitely has truck notts. Kids
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: are made like we were in the old days. Okay, yeah,
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: and uh guess what the generation before you was tougher
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: and stronger too. Like this is how the world works, right,
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: everybody gets weaker and softer, is it? Yeah? Don truck nuts.
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: I remember stopping to take a whiz in our neighbors
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: shrubs and kept going. We would go for miles, Not
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: like these damn soft kids today. Everybody listen, wait, don shrubs?
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: Oh you kids? Who knows where Donnie lives?
- 1:13:00Speaker 2: Look for the Dodge Ram. I got a big set.
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: Of purple trucking outs on my Dodge Ram and I
- 1:13:06Speaker 1: want all the children to come Winzing Donnie Shrubs or
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: Halloween Dreck Rtrey. Hey yourself, Mikey Bob. It's the ninety
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: six to one Kiss Morning Free Show. We want to
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- 1:13:24Speaker 1: Steelers talkback message and you are qualified and listen. I know, huh,
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: I know. They lost a couple and we're all freaking out.
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: Pet's heads are falling off. I get it, all right.
- 1:13:35Speaker 1: Their first place in the AFC North and if they
- 1:13:37Speaker 1: beat the Colts on Sunday, maybe the best team in football.
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: Back on track, baby, let's get to this talk back.
- 1:13:42Speaker 4: Good morning, Good morning, Yes hi everybody. Yes, I am
- 1:13:47Speaker 4: looking forward to trying to win the Steller tickets for
- 1:13:51Speaker 4: the Sunday game. I guess it's my first game ever,
- 1:13:56Speaker 4: so I would love to win. I watch the Steelers
- 1:14:01Speaker 4: since I was a kid with my family. All Right,
- 1:14:03Speaker 4: Hey we go Stealers.
- 1:14:04Speaker 1: I love sending people their first Steeler game. You know
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: that is something pretty cool. Yeah, we do here. All right,
- 1:14:09Speaker 1: we got another entry here fits for Steelers. Huh, here
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: we go. I lost my He likes to fart for
- 1:14:17Speaker 1: big balls. Is that true? Is that true?
- 1:14:19Speaker 11: Yeah?
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean we both like to fart for
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: each other because we've known each other since we were
- 1:14:24Speaker 1: like eight ten years old, so like we know each
- 1:14:26Speaker 1: other smells.
- 1:14:27Speaker 2: And all of it.
- 1:14:28Speaker 1: It's a mutual enjoyment. Yeah it is.
- 1:14:31Speaker 14: Oh yeah, oh yeah, I want to go see balls
- 1:14:33Speaker 14: bank some balls, some deep boys.
- 1:14:35Speaker 1: Okay, I can take my step daughter.
- 1:14:37Speaker 12: I think it'd be fun.
- 1:14:38Speaker 1: Here we go, Steelers. It's that easy. You're qualified. We
- 1:14:42Speaker 1: will uh, we will call a winner Friday after our show.
- 1:14:46Speaker 1: So you have until Friday, like ten am to enter
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: for the Steelers tickets. And then somebody will get a
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: call and said, hey go make sure you keep entering
- 1:14:54Speaker 1: for that. Let's see what else love is blind readion
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: tonight that's my night. Tonight's up? Excuse me, Chicago's for me?
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you got your Chicago cockos for me on NBC. Yeah, buddy,
- 1:15:07Speaker 1: excited about that. Yeah, you and my wife Jamie should
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: shart together. Yes, hold hands and shark together. I man,
- 1:15:26Speaker 1: you know what sucks too, it's the end of the show,
- 1:15:29Speaker 1: so we're like wrapping it at so I wasn't even
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: recording video, so I can't even post my wonderful shark
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: scroll up on the internet for everybody you know, sharkslip
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: forever on the show though, Geez, having a rough time
- 1:15:42Speaker 1: talking lately, you know whatever, We're not professionals. You guys
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: are used to it by now. I was I gonna say, Oh,
- 1:15:48Speaker 1: I a floppy Oh what do you want to name
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: the podcast today? Before we get out of here, goose
- 1:15:53Speaker 1: Chase for a little deer Wiener. I'm telling you that
- 1:15:57Speaker 1: notification on somebody's phone is gonna be great, magical, absolutely magical.
- 1:16:02Speaker 1: Goose Chase for a little deer Wiener. El now deer Wiener.
- 1:16:06Speaker 1: Earlier in the show, Bob, you were saying, how you
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: need one of those cement Portuguese for your for your
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: wife's birthday. Yeah, I've discovered that they are hard as
- 1:16:16Speaker 1: hell to find, like no one, you know, if you're
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: not looking for me, you think they're abundant and out
- 1:16:21Speaker 1: there at any garden center or like you know, big
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: Home Depot lows No extremely hard to find. You found
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: a place in Penhills, though, are you going after the
- 1:16:30Speaker 1: show to get a porch stuck. I might, I might
- 1:16:33Speaker 1: go thirch, I might go take a look. Can I
- 1:16:36Speaker 1: ask you a question? Get a goose? Are you? Are
- 1:16:38Speaker 1: you worried though, Like I'm worried about you? Like, is
- 1:16:41Speaker 1: this not a surprise for your wife? Because we're talking
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: about it on the show, so it's not like, yeah,
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: it's not it's not a big surprise. No, I'm I'm
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: going to make her wait till her birthday on Friday
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: to get it. But okay, if you get a porch
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: goose today, can it come to the show tomorrow I
- 1:16:57Speaker 1: can visit maybe yeah, maybe you care in here so
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: we can just randomly have a porch duck. I like it.
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: Porch goose, goose, porscoot. I'm gonna get porch guc all right,
- 1:17:08Speaker 1: you know what, it's probably time for me to stop talking.
- 1:17:11Speaker 1: I'm here for the gouch. I'm gonna say the word.
- 1:17:14Speaker 1: You got a gucc and cement. I want to put
- 1:17:17Speaker 1: it on my porch and decorate it the holidays. Listen,
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: my porch for Halloween is gonna be crazy. I got
- 1:17:24Speaker 1: my wife next to me, Jamie, my best friend Bob
- 1:17:27Speaker 1: next to me. They're both sharpening their pants up, and
- 1:17:29Speaker 1: I got a porch. Gouch. No kids coming to my
- 1:17:32Speaker 1: house this year. All right, we're done. Ryan Seacrest shows
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