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#210 An Awards Night Fight & A Risky Seal Show · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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  Speaker 1: Something did happen to me this morning?
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  Speaker 2: No, your opener is a way too long. That's openers
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  Speaker 2: are like a quick little like in your world.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe you'll like to elaborate.
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  Speaker 2: I've got a little opener when I was seven.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I was born on a Saturday night in nineteen
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  Speaker 1: What do you got?
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  Speaker 2: This better be fucking good. Just start the show. No,
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  Speaker 2: what do you got?
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  Speaker 1: Just start the show.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back to two odding dads.
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  Speaker 1: I am Addy, Jay and I'm Ash.
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  Speaker 2: This is a podcast all about parenting. It is the good,
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  Speaker 2: it is the bad and the later. Now, we never
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  Speaker 2: give advice, never, not once. My sister had a got me.
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  Speaker 2: You're yelling too much in the last episode.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you listen to her?
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  Speaker 2: I know, but she's my sister.
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  Speaker 1: I don't listen to mine.
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  Speaker 2: What have you got for me? You got a story?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so this morning, I recently got some fresh ink,
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  Speaker 1: as you know.
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  Speaker 2: And so those wondering that means a tattood talk to
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  Speaker 2: our listeners like that. He didn't. Well, I think some
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  Speaker 2: people might be like he got new pens.
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  Speaker 3: I did as well, so.
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  Speaker 2: For the printer. I actually need ink for the printer,
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  Speaker 2: me too. Who doesn't. Who's printer expensive liquid in the world.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, oh, man, I should fill my car with it.
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  Speaker 2: Where does the fucking where does the income from?
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  Speaker 4: Where do they get?
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  Speaker 2: As America finds out, they'll invade it.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone bombed the printers.
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  Speaker 2: What you got?
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  Speaker 1: So with inkcome's aftercare? Right, which is Savlon I use?
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  Speaker 1: Or the pantheron some people use? What the panton?
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  Speaker 2: The fuck is that?
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  Speaker 1: It's just an antiseptic cream so you don't get an infection.
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  Speaker 1: It's the adult and mature way to look after a tattoo.
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  Speaker 2: So if you cut yourself, you would use it.
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  Speaker 1: You could use it, use it in an open one.
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  Speaker 1: The panther panther but panther but I use Savlon similar
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  Speaker 1: but different. But this morning, as you know, April is
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  Speaker 1: leaving early because she's going to the city. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing the whole routine in the morning, which I'm not
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  Speaker 1: really used to doing it every day. What parenting that's mean,
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  Speaker 1: I'll let that one slide because because I'm like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: brush my teeth, go in, brush my teeth, and I
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  Speaker 1: left the bathroom with the tooth brush, and I'm brushing,
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  Speaker 1: trying to get the kids organized at the same time,
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  Speaker 1: and I realized this toothpaste tastes really fuck it's fucking savaline,
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  Speaker 1: wasn't it.
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  Speaker 3: Le'll tell you what if there were any infections in
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  Speaker 3: my mouth?
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  Speaker 1: Now gone?
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  Speaker 3: I was like, what the what? And I've quickly realized.
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  Speaker 2: I love I love how it takes you a second.
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  Speaker 2: Like we just were running so slow these days, and
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  Speaker 2: I was like.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, come on, kids, what's this?
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  Speaker 1: What had a weird texture to it?
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  Speaker 2: I thought, you're going to tell me that you have
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  Speaker 2: to make Oscar put cream on your back? Is he
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  Speaker 2: doing that?
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  Speaker 1: Is he like?
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  Speaker 2: Do I have to?
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  Speaker 1: April makes her squirm?
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  Speaker 2: So do you make him put the cream on your
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  Speaker 2: back before she goes to work?
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  Speaker 1: No, I can reach you do your own backy in
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  Speaker 1: certain sections that's lower back, so you can go like that.
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  Speaker 2: I am yet to have a situation, i'd say, in
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  Speaker 2: the last four years where I've asked for Laura to
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  Speaker 2: do the sunscreen on my back and she hasn't gone,
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  Speaker 2: oh oh yeah. But it's like I've asked her a
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  Speaker 2: fucking climbing on everest, Like it's just you're sitting there,
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  Speaker 2: it's going to take two minutes, and you're welcome that
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  Speaker 2: you get to touch my back.
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  Speaker 1: And what about all the times I had to fake
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  Speaker 1: tan your back? Babes, Like, seriously do that?
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  Speaker 3: You don't do that? You do that best?
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  Speaker 2: You're fake tanning April?
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  Speaker 3: I did on that love thank you? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: How often I get to squeeze?
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  Speaker 1: But chicks, do you want to do it? Do you mean.
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  Speaker 3: That's like payment?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: You just rub, but she's like should you finish? Her?
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  Speaker 2: Is just like black? Is it even?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, it's even one size a bit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's one of the trade offs.
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  Speaker 1: It's one of the trade offs. Housekeeping, housekeeping, Yeah, keeping, Matt.
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  Speaker 1: The last couple of weeks, you complained about being a
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  Speaker 1: bit under thewear.
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  Speaker 2: Are you rubbing something under the table?
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  Speaker 1: Means my feet, your feet, I'll just see myself out there.
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  Speaker 2: You had strap, had strap, Strap's gone. Strap's gone, Strap's gone.
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  Speaker 1: But you mentioned about your antibiotics usage.
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  Speaker 2: I felt like he gave me too many to begin
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  Speaker 2: with the pharmacists.
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  Speaker 1: Well, there's been an outcry of people concerned.
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  Speaker 2: When we see outcry, well.
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  Speaker 1: Someone messaged, but there was enough people, it's enough.
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  Speaker 2: One was it? My mom?
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  Speaker 1: How do you know it's funny how it's like like
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  Speaker 1: a full of grown man complaint or complains about something,
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  Speaker 1: and all the moms are.
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  Speaker 4: Like, I know how to fix that.
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  Speaker 3: So there's two messages. Actually I'll read them to you.
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  Speaker 2: Imagine how many moms are going to message being like, ash,
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  Speaker 2: make sure you check but toothpaste before you brought your teeth.
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  Speaker 2: Next time, you shouldn't do that.
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  Speaker 1: It's this one's from Amy Lee Amy Lauren.
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  Speaker 4: Which one is it?
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  Speaker 2: Is it hyphen is Lee the middle name.
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  Speaker 3: It's like Amy Lee is the first name.
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  Speaker 1: Hyphen Yeah, he's got Amy Amy, amy Lee, amy Lee, Emily, Emily.
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  Speaker 3: It's Amy Lee, Matthew, Emily.
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  Speaker 4: Let me get through this all right.
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  Speaker 3: This is from Amy Lee.
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  Speaker 1: This one looks like to be from Facebook. I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: know because I never check it. I'm a nurse who
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  Speaker 1: works in the emergency.
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  Speaker 2: Don't say that what people are used to pretend like
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  Speaker 2: you're there all the time. If you've ever grown up
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  Speaker 2: with an absent father, it's what it's like on the
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  Speaker 2: Facebook groups. Said months ago that he was going to
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  Speaker 2: get some milk.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a nurse who works in the emergency department, and
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  Speaker 1: I literally.
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  Speaker 2: Shout out to the nurses.
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  Speaker 1: Can I get through this?
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  Speaker 2: Shout out to the nurses.
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  Speaker 3: Amy, I'm really sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get through this today.
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  Speaker 2: Let me let me congratulate it. Then, No, let me
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  Speaker 2: congratulate the nurses. Let me thank the nurses of this.
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  Speaker 1: Country are the backbone, not those rural nurses though, the
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  Speaker 1: vety nurses. I got these fucking cord's everywhere. Hello, like reader,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get through it. I'm a nurse, nurses
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  Speaker 1: who worked in an emergency department, one of the best ones,
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  Speaker 1: and I literally ran to join the group after listening
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  Speaker 1: to the episode when Maddie says he doubled up on
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  Speaker 1: the penicillin this morning, no exclamation marks. That is the
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  Speaker 1: one way ticket to kidney issues. Just take the dose
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  Speaker 1: for an extra day. Don't ever double up. Also, your
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  Speaker 1: kids can absolutely still catch strep throat through touching your hands,
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  Speaker 1: like Ash said, see so I advised to hand sanitize
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  Speaker 1: after especially because untreated strap in kids can cause scarlet fever.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry to sound.
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  Speaker 2: Preachy, way to bring the mood down here, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: April had scarlet fever at one stage.
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  Speaker 2: Is scarlet fever?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I feel sorry for whoever they
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  Speaker 1: named it after because.
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  Speaker 2: It's so bad.
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  Speaker 4: We're going to name something after it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry your daughter Scarlet has died. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: but we made the illness after.
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  Speaker 4: After a scarlet fever? How'd you get away?
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  Speaker 1: Their parents had strap throat.
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  Speaker 2: What I'm taking from this whole situation is more sorry.
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  Speaker 1: This one's in the instagram dms from Philippa Hey. Philippa Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm guessing you've had about five hundred messages. No, we've
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  Speaker 1: had one another.
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  Speaker 4: Saying this already.
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  Speaker 1: But stopping antibiotics early because you feel better is basically
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  Speaker 1: how we help breed antibiotic resistant bacteria. Okay, the toughest
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  Speaker 1: bugs survive, regroup, and come back stronger.
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  Speaker 2: So it's my fault. The world's got the diseases.
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  Speaker 1: You are patient zero.
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  Speaker 2: Look, thank you, thank you very much. I philippath thank
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  Speaker 2: you for that advice.
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  Speaker 1: If you'd just done the right thing, poor Scarlett, it'd
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  Speaker 1: still be alive.
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  Speaker 2: The Scarlet's family. I apologize.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway.
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  Speaker 1: So you're feeling good now, that's the main thing. So
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  Speaker 1: regardless of what they've said, it worked. Whatever you did worked.
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  Speaker 2: Either that or I'm just I've got the strep throat
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  Speaker 2: germs laying dormant in me right now.
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  Speaker 1: Just suppressed it.
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  Speaker 2: And my children are also fucking sick, and I don't
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  Speaker 2: ever know about it, and I'm gonna get scarlet fever.
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  Speaker 2: I We're all gonna die.
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  Speaker 3: That's the spirit.
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  Speaker 2: But thanks for messaging in. It's great to hear from
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  Speaker 2: the fans.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it is good to hear from them.
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  Speaker 2: Ash, I'm just going to toot toot the horn, two
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  Speaker 2: doting dad's horn. We've had some crazy numbers on the
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  Speaker 2: social media. For people who are not in social media,
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  Speaker 2: they may not care for us. It's our business.
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  Speaker 3: It's a big deal.
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  Speaker 2: This is all we have. We had nine point two
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  Speaker 2: million views. We had nine point four million views to
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  Speaker 2: actually going up point six we had nine points six
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  Speaker 2: million views. Only issue is they're good. But those motherfuckers
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  Speaker 2: come listen to the real good stuff.
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  Speaker 1: This is the good you get like nearly a whole
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  Speaker 1: hour of this.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like, no, I just want to look at
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  Speaker 3: you for one second.
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  Speaker 2: But speaking of social media, we had the AIMCO Awards recently.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, now we were actually nominated for the awards.
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  Speaker 2: Ash doesn't care for awards like I do. It's my ego.
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  Speaker 2: I need to be praised by our peers. Ash is
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  Speaker 2: confident enough that he doesn't need that.
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  Speaker 1: If you praise me, I'm fine. I can carry on
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  Speaker 1: for the rest of the year.
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  Speaker 2: It's also of those things where we got nominated, which
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  Speaker 2: is a great effort. We knew we weren't going to
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  Speaker 2: win because we were up against some very.
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  Speaker 1: Strong talent powerhouse Tony and Tony and Ryan, which we've
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  Speaker 1: had Ryan on before.
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  Speaker 2: Lovely, lovely people.
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  Speaker 1: I don't listen to them, don't do it.
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  Speaker 2: They're very good. They're very good. We knew they were
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  Speaker 2: going to They're just they're fucking the top of the
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  Speaker 2: food chain.
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  Speaker 1: And it also sucks there's such nice people.
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  Speaker 2: Sunk some nice people. And also when it came to
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  Speaker 2: the night of the awards, like you know, I was
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  Speaker 2: trying to fucking get a suit on, and like it
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  Speaker 2: was pitting down with rain and you had to come
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  Speaker 2: from the Northern Beaches, which is a long way when
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: it's raining. The traffic and Sydney is just terrible. So
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  Speaker 2: both of us we were getting dragged this award show.
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  Speaker 2: And also shout out to the MC Awards because I
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  Speaker 2: love you guys, Oh.
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  Speaker 1: My god, I love you.
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  Speaker 2: We got there and surprise, surprise, we didn't win. No,
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  Speaker 2: we didn't win. Tony and Ryde, who were sitting in
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  Speaker 2: front of us. They won.
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  Speaker 3: Tony's on I mean, Ryan's on the.
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  Speaker 5: Board, suspicious, it's very very we want an investigation. I
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  Speaker 5: want one, And we said, because it was like the
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  Speaker 5: very end of the awards, we were like, as soon
• 10:51
  Speaker 5: as they announced the podcast the end for us, We're like,
• 10:54
  Speaker 5: we'll get out of here.
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  Speaker 2: We then went to say goodbye. You had already said congratulations.
• 10:58
  Speaker 3: I went to say congradulations.
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: I may have snapped, yeah, look, I did joke mid
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  Speaker 1: show that if we'd lose, we should may cause a scene,
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: and I was a joke and I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I'll be you know, Tay, congratulations whatever, It's
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  Speaker 1: not that big of a deal for me. And then
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  Speaker 1: I went to say congratulations, and before I could even
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  Speaker 1: get the words out, you came barreling.
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  Speaker 3: Over the top.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what came over me.
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  Speaker 1: And all I all I remember is looking at you
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  Speaker 1: with this face that I was shocked and proud at
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  Speaker 1: the same time. It was a weird emotion I had,
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  Speaker 1: and You're like, fuck you Tony and Ryan and the
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  Speaker 1: whole theater went silent, and thankfully they're funny and Tony's
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  Speaker 1: turned around and she's gone, well, you know what, fuck you,
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  Speaker 1: and then two Cambridge came over.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, and then still presenting the next award. I think
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  Speaker 2: people in the auditorium stopped and looked at us. Now
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: you're gonna love this. No, you're going to love this.
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  Speaker 1: No, you you dastardly bastard. You've hit this from me.
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  Speaker 2: I have the footage.
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  Speaker 1: I wondered why you weren't responding because I said, did
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  Speaker 1: you get the footage? And then you were like you
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: ignored me, And then yesterday on the call, you were like,
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: I'm still trying to get that footage.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, get it, damn it, man.
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  Speaker 2: It's very dark. It's very very dark, and it doesn't
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  Speaker 2: go for that long. It goes for sixteen seconds.
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  Speaker 4: That's long enough.
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  Speaker 2: It's fifteen seconds of chaos.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wait, fuck up.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god. It's better than I imagined.
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  Speaker 2: It's loud.
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  Speaker 3: That is loud.
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  Speaker 2: I was there going I wonder if anyone really heard
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  Speaker 2: what was happening. Wow, I don't know if you can
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  Speaker 2: hear it. At the end, Tony's like, you're a fucking loser.
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  Speaker 1: I remember his walking out, and then someone was like, well,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna next year guys, like we were serious.
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  Speaker 3: It was good stuff, It was a good way.
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  Speaker 2: I'll send you that footage.
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  Speaker 1: I want to I want it bad.
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: You can relive that moment.
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  Speaker 6: Should we do a public apology, we should thank You's
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  Speaker 6: wrong with having a little giggle, Like I went in
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  Speaker 6: to go congratulate them, and I was like the sensible
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  Speaker 6: one somehow, and within a second it just turned.
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  Speaker 2: I kind of wish I threw some fists, Neil, I
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  Speaker 2: thought you were going. I was looking at I was
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  Speaker 2: looking at Ryan and I was like hit him. His
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  Speaker 2: chin was right there, and I was like, oh, that
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  Speaker 2: was so Yeah. So we didn't win the award.
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  Speaker 3: We did win Best blow Up.
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  Speaker 2: Then will we nominate ourselves next year? Probably not.
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  Speaker 3: No, I think that's it for us. I don't think
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  Speaker 3: we're welcome back up to that. Matthew.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, to our last ever award show. We went out
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  Speaker 2: with the real bang.
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  Speaker 3: We should have stormed the stage.
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  Speaker 2: We should have storm the stage. Also, I wish we
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  Speaker 2: stole the award. Anyway, we had a giveaway.
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: We did, and an ambitious one at that fuck. So
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  Speaker 1: originally we were going to do an award for who
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: could guess when we're going to hit one hundred thousand followed,
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: but just the numbers, I know, like the universe knew
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  Speaker 1: the day before that that giveaway was going to come
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  Speaker 1: out in the episode.
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  Speaker 3: We don already hit it.
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  Speaker 2: We skyrocketed to ninety nine.
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  Speaker 1: And I thought we agreed that it was going to
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  Speaker 1: be a one hundred and one thousand.
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  Speaker 2: And then I thought, I thought that one hundred and
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  Speaker 2: one would happen too quick. And then Vic suggested that
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  Speaker 2: one hundred and five. Wow, I was. I was, well,
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  Speaker 2: Vic wants to put a foot down. I'm not going
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  Speaker 2: to get in the way of Vic in this giveaway.
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  Speaker 1: I thought, this is how I thought it went down.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you were like on a high.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna win an award.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna get one hundred and five thousand in like
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  Speaker 1: one day.
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  Speaker 4: This is amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Last week a great week.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this week we've fallen off.
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  Speaker 2: We've just stalled. We've only a great a third. We
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  Speaker 2: thought we would be here announcing the winner. We're only
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  Speaker 2: at one hundred and one thousand, So four more weeks, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I think, I think. So now you can still antell.
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  Speaker 2: You have to do is try and guess what day
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  Speaker 2: we'll hit one hundred and five thousand on Instagram and.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: We'll keep tabs of it for sure. But the longer
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: it goes on, the better I know.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: Laura was like, do you need that vouch?
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: And I was like, no, yeah, can you just extend
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: the expiration date on it please?
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: Oh so sorry about that.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: That's all right, keep it running, keep the joke running.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: I always so so housekeeping Past the Parcel. We've had
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: again an outcry just one, just one message.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: We ever get like five messages, we're gonna be like, what.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna have to do it that whole other episode
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  Speaker 1: just on those five answers. How New Zealand does their
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: past Parcel is very different to us. Matthew. Okay, one
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  Speaker 1: of our listeners, a Lease, says, Past the Parcel of
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: New Zealand is one pro in the middle only or
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: a lolly in each layer, and then a final prize
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: of ten different, ten different toys that can be handed.
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: Out to all to all the kids playing.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: That's genius.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: There was one Boomer when we posted that video and
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: they were like, oh bloody millennials ruin Past the Parcel.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, if a Boomer is going to come with us
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: with things we've ruined. Be prepared for me to come
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: back with you with everything that you've ruined, the housing market,
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: cost of living. We could be here all fucking day.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: It's very much like, Okay, we.
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: Ruined past the parcel.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Your list is stacking up anyway. Don't get me started
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: on boomers. Mum.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Hey, you know we had that new jingle doting dilemma. Yes,
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: we've used the hit song Umbrella by Rihanna, Rihanna, Rihanna, Rihannah, Rihannah.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: People are a little bit upset because in the echo
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: of dilemma, I just I'll play the original song. Yeah, Umbrella, Ella, Ella, Ella,
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: We're our song that we have done. We both kind
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: of just wouldn't discussed as it just happened naturally, but
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: we just we the echo of dilemma turned into ella
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: instead of Emma.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: I'm going to sit here and say it's unique, okay,
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: and I like it. You've got to be different, You've
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: got to separate yourself.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: So we could be in trouble. Legally, I think we've changed.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: I don't think Sony music is coming.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: For us Rihanna is though you don't want to get
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: it on it.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: You don't want to get on a bad side married
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: to asap Rockie. Yeah, we don't want that.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: That's news to me. Congratulations is that new?
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: It's very old?
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Still congratulations? Are we going to fix it?
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: No?
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: I love how we both are equally committed.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: You saw what happened to Tony and Ryan.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: So Lola has just started solnce just like fifteen. Oh
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: fucking hell did I? Lola did do that the other day.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: I keep I keep referring to Poppy as Lolla.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Everyone forgets about God.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: I remember when I was growing up, but my mom,
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: I was on a five, and she'd be like David
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: tom Adam and I'm like, it's Matt you.
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: Geez.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: Mom My mom was the same shed they had two kids.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: And now I'm like, Poppy Pearl Susan Christine Meredith, jeez, Poppy. Sorry,
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: I crect myself Poppy five months, which to me, I
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: always think that you don't start solids till at least
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: twelve months. But I'm no expert. Apparently it is five.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Months, apparenting podcast, but I'm not a.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: But Laura was like there with the mashed swo potato
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: and I was like, who's that for? And She's like,
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: and I was like giving it to Poppy. Now they're
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: trying to kill our child, and she's like, no, five months,
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: you start giving them solids.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: So yeah, really, I know, right, you can start from four.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Vix just yelled out and said four months apparently came
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: it down. So yeah, and she mate. She whenever we're
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: eating in front of front of Poppy, she was there
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: just like just gagging for it, just like every mouthful
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: she's ah. And then we gave it to it and
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: she smashed it, loved it. Also the downside of solids.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: The downside of solids the ship. The ship is pungent,
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: it's thick, it's like moose.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Especially because it's like already puraid. How much more puraid
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: could it be? Yeah, it's just like somehow your asshole
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: can purade even first, did she put.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Out any nutrients from it? It's just coming out different color.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: If they could put the pure power of a child's
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: ascole into an appliant come out as we would really
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: have something.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: So for anyone wondering, anyone's playing along at home, solids
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: are going well, thank you very much.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Just reminded me of this video that I think April's
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: got an oscar first having solids, and it was a
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: bit of broccoli and he's so disgusted in it and
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: like it's coming closer towards me and he's like I
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: have to find it. He's bracing for impact of a
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: piece of broccoli, Like God, say, man, oh, when do
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: you actually this might be a question for it because
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: we obviously don't know when you start feeding kids thing,
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: when do you test him on the peanut butter?
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Well, we actually did that. You did that just a
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: tiny bit, tiny little bit, so far, so good. That's
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: like a minusculey half a tub. It's like joking, joking
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Emma and Amy Lee is Emma the nurses am? I
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: mean I think it's one person amily right now. If
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: you're listening in the emergency ward, do not come and
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: run to the face.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: And Lauren, whoever's listening, we don't know.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: So we went to the zoo on the weekend.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's nothing wrong with a good zoo trip.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: You love a zoo trip. When you go on your
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: zoo trips, they're obviously like premeditated.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: You know, you're like, I didn't just show up.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: But okay, fair fair, But we're talking like when do
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: you plan the zoo trip, like on a Tuesday when.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: I get off at it. When do we plan it?
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Well, it's usually for like a birthday or something, so
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: it's planned.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: I woke up on Sunday and you know, as I
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: normally do, I was eating my weeppics. I was enjoying
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: leisurely morning. The kids were doing some coloring in. Laura
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: comes storming down the stairs, walks into the living room,
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: looks at me on the couch, looks at the kids
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: playing nicely, and she goes, take your pants off, I wish,
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: And she goes, guys were going to the zoo, And
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: I was like, what theuff.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: I would have said no immediately.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: It's the equivalent of saying pack up, we're moving house.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Like you hang on a second.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: These are things planning.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: This needs a lot of planning. Also, it's a bold
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: move setting it in front of the kids as well,
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: because once you do that, there's no turning back. Yeah,
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: because the kids are like locked in.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Did she give it with the same gust? I was like,
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: maybe we should just go to the park, like we're
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: going to the park today. Like you can't just be
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: like we're going to the zoo today.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Just what she does.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: Don't have a room for us. I don't know. Yeah.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: I was like, but it's a Sunday, the animals, no,
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: we're coming. Yeah. I was like, the Sunday sues are
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: very busy, so muggy, and she's like, look at the weather.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Decided that we can't go to the beach parks a
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: bit like we didn't park a thousand times. Let's mix
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: it up. Let's go to the zoo and for those
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: wondering Tronka Zoo from Bondai, we're talking like forty minute drive.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: What about the ferry and make the trip more complicated?
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: You shut the fuck up?
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, shut you.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: But it's also waste time with like the kids can
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: be lookout and if one of them gets really.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Naughty, do you know.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: I just it's too much.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: You're threatened to push that.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: With three kids. If we didn't have Poppy, not to
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: blame her, if we didn't have Poppy, I would have
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: gone to the ferry.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: But we drove.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: We drove there.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we there. It's very hilly.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: It's very hilly, and I was kind of wanting it
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: to go pair shape so I could look at Laura
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: and be like, look, a you've done. Yeah, we spoke
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: about this.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: It's this secret spite you've got.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: They're planned.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: You're like, please go wrong, please go wrong. It's toxic.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: I get it.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: I pushed Lolla down the stairs and landed flat foot
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: and I was like.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Damn it, like a cat.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: And it was a good day show.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: So oh yeah, So two Seal shows. There's just two
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: on a Sunday. There's an eleven o'clock, which we would
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: no chance. We were for a split second, We're like,
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: can we get there for eleven o'clock? And I was like,
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: that's just that's madness. Yeah, it was already like quarters
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: to ten. I was like like, come on, Laura was
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: still in it Pj's and there's a two o'clock and
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: I was like, well, just will meander around check out
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: the drafts. But two o'clock, that's like everyone wanted the
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Seal Show. The whole zoo wanted the Seal Show.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure could get rid of the rest of
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: the animals, just like, what do.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: You mean a matter of a job?
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, lines you've been made redundant.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Everyone's looking at the lions being like an hour to
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: the Seal Show.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Zebra's also turned into glue. Was that just horses?
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: I didn't see the zebras they were something a lot
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: of glue suspicion, But mate, I was. I was getting
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: a little bit nervous because I don't like lining up
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: for things.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: I don't don't that.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Makes me sound like a dick.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: No, I don't like. No one likes it.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: You can't tell me.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: People like lining up, thank you, thank you. There's line
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: enthusias like.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: I feel like British people like lining up.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: They do, they give that vibe?
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh mate, let's go line up.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Lads, lads, lads, lads, lines lins lines. Wait. That sounded
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: like to the.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Toilant And so we were half an hour out from
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: the Seal show and Laura was like, we're doing it,
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: We're lining up, and I was like, for god's sake,
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: thirty minutes and in the heat there's no shade. And
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: she was like, you take Poppy, I'm going to line
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: up with the girls. And I was like, and I
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: was like, perfect, this is where it all starts to unravel.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're like perfect, Like when I.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Come back, these kids better be flipping out. Came back
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: and they were happy as Larry. Damn it, We've got
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: great seats.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: It's all working out for her, isn't it.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Fourth row just outside the splash stone, just outside. I
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: kind of wanted to get way.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: I know my steel shirt. Where did you go to
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: the night one?
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: There's a night do a mermaid a seal show whore?
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Can I say they did a mermaid show? Which makes
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: you really loved what and that?
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: So they had who's the Mermaid?
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: I must have been a staff member, but that tail
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: looked heavy.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: She was like, I've dived it, dived, dove in sunk
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: and I was like, okay. And then eventually when she
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: she got up the momentum, the gusto, she came back
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: to the top. But because you can see, you can
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: see it. Interesting choice, interesting choice of costume.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Wow, Jesus, you've done it all.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Really. I think I've got footage of it somewhere. And
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: like she was a big mermaid. Yeah, just saying good
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: for her.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: She really sunk.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: We love mermaids all shapes and sizes.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they probably needed a certain strength of woman to
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: get the flipper going.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: To the tail. The tail waterlog It's like trying to
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: kick with a pile of bricks attached to you, Like.
• 26:30
  Speaker 7: She didn't even jump from that high and she hit
• 26:32
  Speaker 7: immediately she jumped or she slid a combination, maybe she slipped.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: Maybe Now I feel like I watched the crime. Poor thing.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: Anyway, So yeah, we saw the Seal Show. The music is.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: Okay for you for me?
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: Cry.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: I cried.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck is going on?
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: And it's very it's moving, very moving.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: That's a Seal show. We called it quits.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: It's everything else after that is ship.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: That bloody that little gift shop at the end.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: They get you, that gets you.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Lola. Lola was like, I need this pink necklace with
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: a coola on it. And I was like, no, you don't.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: And then you're like, look a Sealing like you just
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: love the Seal Show.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: She was like.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: She was like grabbing me, like I need this, Let
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: me have the necklace.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: She was the middle child.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: She's like I need it.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: She had like four stashed in her pockets. I was
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: so close to just going just walk out of here.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: I don't care at this stage.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: I don't think they care.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: I was like, I can't afford I can't afford this.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: I don't have the money, and She was like.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I can do. I know you do.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Get your card out. She was like this guy, yeah,
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: shut up, chief Skate. I was like, just can we
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: just please just agree that I try too. I love
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: you guys, I love you. Done with the animals, great.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Toy shop, come on, last ditch efforts.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: I don't need that.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: But the good news is, Matthew, all the money from
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: that goes to conservation? Does it?
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Really? Does it? Yeah? Are you fucking with me? No?
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Look it up.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: I didn't.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: I would have bought the necklace in or About five.
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: Of them.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Had no idea, to be honest, every time I go
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: to strong A Zoo, love you talk, my leg's hurt.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, immediately it's like you haven't even done anything yet.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah wait, you got to walk back up.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: But it was great being amongst my people. The whole
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: place was just parents and prams.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: I wonder how many of them were like I was
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: like a review gods at the like.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: For me for from you, a new jingle.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: But it was it was nice obviously at the park
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: amongst your people. I'm not religious.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: Let's hope you're amongst your people at the park.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Depends which park you're at It's a lovely little park
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: on an island off the coast of America.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: But I really felt I felt like I belonged at
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: the zoo with everyone.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: That's a very especially a weekend.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Just it was, you know, it's as close as I'll
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: ever get to being in a congregation in a church.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Very good, the Church of Trongaz.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: On a Sunday to a Sunday.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: I wonder how many of them were pre planned to
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: be there, how many just went, let's go today.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: I would love to know. I'm like, people aren't doing it. Surely,
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: surely it's just my crazy wife I love so much, Dearly,
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Who's like, we're going to Africa.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Let's throw a spanner in this chilled out Sunday. We
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: had different different idea. Well, this is the week prior. Okay.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: I went to the supercars with Oscar.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: What is a supercar?
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Supercar?
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: A V eight supercar that goes around a track? Okay,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: And I thought, let's take Oscar is like Bathist. It's
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: like Bathist but in Sydney and it goes over three days.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: But we went for one day and I was like, oh,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: take just me and Oscar, you know, really trying to
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: trying to work on that relationship.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's nice. One on one time. Yeah.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: We stayed at a hotel out there, just two of
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: us sleep.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: It was great.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Did you share a bed or do you guys were
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: two singles.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: He was excited.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Two singles, so excited. The hotel was the most exciting part.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: According to him, I don't leave.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was like.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: It was just I was like the race, it's across
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: the road.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: It was great, and that.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Stuff is like, that's such core memory stuff.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: I just care memory the fuck out of that kid.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: So we took him forty degrees out of it so
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: he'll remember that.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: They were like fucking l old sweating.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: Anyway we went.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: We went at lunchtime. It was it goes over all
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: the way till night. Because there's a bunch of different
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: races on different categories. Also humans. I feel like as
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: a breed a species, we were like whatever we invent,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: were like, let's fucking race them.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: Whatever it is.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: They're like bringing out the utes. They're like, he's a
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: fucking lawn mower. Run that around the truck.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: Let's just race it.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Did they have a little more, but they might as well.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: I'll watch that.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Everything else They're just like, we should fucking race it,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: you know, which I'm not opposed to.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying we do. It's weird.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: Everything think of, think of something, we race it. Well,
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: let's put it this way.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: We race in the water, we swim. They're like, what
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: we should do with this swimming thing. It's not just survival.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Let's fucking race them. Let's race and we'll get all
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: the nations together the Olympics. There's just a bunch of
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: things hobbies that people like, we should race this. So same, same, same.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: Till so we went. It was really hot. Okay, the
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: utes came on.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: It was just like a bunch of tradesitting around in
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: their utes really fast. Four or five wheels fell off,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: and I was like, wow, this is so cool. What
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: really scared the shit out of him was a dragcar. Mate,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: My god, I know they're loud, right, and you know
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: race cars are loud, and you're like, oh man, that's
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: pretty loud for his se this was unbearable. Like I
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: was like, you, poor boy, Like he had ear muffs on.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: I bought ear musks because I was.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Like, I was gonna ask and I didn't want to
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: pick on the spot.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: I want to preserve my child's hearing. We get homes like.
• 32:17
  Speaker 7: Him, like I love covet in rubber, no coveting, Yeah,
• 32:24
  Speaker 7: literally covering rubbers.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Sunburned and sweaty as fuck. I was chafened, that's for sure. Anyway,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: the benefit of having the hotel across room air con great.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: So we went watched a couple of the races, a
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: couple of qualifying, went back, we had something to eat,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: had a bit of had a bit of rest time,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: and cooled down and waited for the last couple of races.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: We just had general admission tickets. Like we were just
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: cruising in this.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Trying to make yourself sound like you're one of the people.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: One one of us.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: We had GA.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: We did have GA, Matthew.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: But I've been to you know, F one and stuff,
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: and you've been to the Fine and you know security
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: is very tight. We're talking million dollar machines, super cars
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: not so much.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: You look over and Oscar's driving a car literally.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Mate. We went back the next time, realize that there's
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: a tunnel that goes under the track, no security guard nothing.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: I was like, come on, buddy, let's go.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: We're in the paddic Mate, I'm in the garage of
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: these cars. I'm walking around the back.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: I was.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw any of the videos
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: I had, but I'm in I watched them all.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: I'm in parts of the track. There's no spectators. I'm
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: just I'm just hanging out.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Hey. And then I was like, Oh, we'll walk up
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: the back to this corner.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: And I'm walking up.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: And I's like it kind of it felt like we
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: weren't supposed to be there, which we weren't. Oh, I
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: don't think, I don't. No one stopped me, I guess.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: And then we walk up and there's all these cars
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: lined up and they all start up at once. I'm
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: in the middle of this paddic and then with a child,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: and these cars just go within meters from us, And
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: Like, this is the coolest fucking thing ever.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I really set this kid up
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: to fail because this is not normal, like I'm just
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: out here.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: And also I don't want to get hit by a
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: car and die.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah that too, I suppose, but yeah, it was I
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: felt like we had access all areas I got to see.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Oscar and I were in a garage during a pit stop. Wow,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Oh it was unbelievable, and he was like, this is
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: fucking amazing.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: Did you have to come back and pretend like it
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: was really bad in front of Macy.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Though, Oh yeah I had the partition was like, how
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: was it was like it was very loud. But then
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: the next day I went back into the hot lap
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: without him. He was gutted. But he was too young.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: But I'll tell you right now, fucking core memory for sure.
• 34:36
  Speaker 7: For you of Oscar me, he's still He did it
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: for news news at school. Yeah, it was great and
• 34:43
  Speaker 7: he got a little red bull shirt on.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Those poor kids had to go on to the news
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: that day. They're like, and then I had an ice
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: cream and he's there like I won the bath first
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: five hundred.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: I was a part of pick Crew. I will say, though,
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: lots of mullets getting around on kids.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Would you say, amongst your people.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: The mullet people, Yeah, no, no.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: No, get away from you.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: It's there's okay, there's the trendy mullet, right, that's getting
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: around your Jacob A Lordi's for example. Yeah, and then
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: there's the Bogan mullet, the supercar mullet. This yeah, well.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: Said where it's slack. It's literally that piece.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Of hair that those kids have is the most well
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: maintained thing that family owned.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: I reckon it is pristine.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: It's been washed, blow dry the things, but there's not
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: a hair out of place. The rest of whatever they're
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: going on not so much.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: I reckon. I counted.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: I had to stop counting because it's fifty mullets on kids.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, you got tats. You would have fit it in.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: I've got no racist tats, but yes, very good core memory.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: I'm glad I did it sober.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: What I add well done, Well done. Actually, that reminds
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: me we need it at some point. Dive deep into
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: your sober journey because it's still going to those along
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: at home, still going. Well done, Yes, and if you
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: can stay sober at the supercars, you can stay sober anywhere.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: I stayed sober at the Anchor Awards and we got
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: nearly going to a fight.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Yea, heyshu. It is time for.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: You need usmall than ever.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: Know that we still have each other.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: You can send sure, don'ting dilemma, you cant dilemma, Ella, Ela.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: And sorry to anyone who was upset at the fact
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: that we say Ella instead of Emma.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: We just staying true to the song. Yeah, as we do.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a nod to the original.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Yes, I'll go first, you guys, now you go, I'll
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: go first.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: I'll go first. Is from Daniel. He's on the south
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: coast of the UK.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Okay. I wonder if he likes lines.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: I'm sure he does. They don't speak like that. It's
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: offensive because I'm British. Okay, okay, So just let's just
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: let's just have some respect for the people have about
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: the people in my homeland.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you've lived in London for four years, bro,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: I have a passport.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: You have an English passport.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: I'm an English passport. I'm British. Yeah, I became. I
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: became British first and Australian second.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: So the four years were you on working holiday or
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: you just a resident?
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: I was a resident.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: That is wild.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: You're welcome.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: I don't believe you.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, okay, sorry Daniel, Sorry Daniel, God Daniel.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: And I was like, the fuck is going on? What's
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: my question? This is about me? Daniel? I'm really sorry.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I lived in London for four years. It's about me.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: I put this question, and they're just so I can
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: talk about my passport. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry sorry,
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: I worked in marketing for four years in London.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Anyway, welcome to Matt's LinkedIn by.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, you.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Better believe that that is bolded. In my experience, you.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Have to what you have to look at LinkedIn on
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: a private browsery because it's pretty much porn for you.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Right, that's enough, Okay, moving on. Daniel Daniel, Daniel love
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: the pod. Been listening since one.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: Wow, I know, too much time on your hands.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: As I was expecting my firstborn, which is why he's
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: been listening. When he laughs later, I have now found
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: out we are expecting our second. All thank you, Yeah,
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: run of applause. Absolutely well done. All I've heard is
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: how hard it is to go from having one child
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: to two. As you've both gone through this, My question
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: is how fucked am I?
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: Well you went again, you went to three three?
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: She look fucked?
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: Is the wrong word severely fucked?
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Tonight it's more logistics, I think to start off with.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: I think you've got to get used to having two
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: of them, well said Ash.
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: I agree, well said, well Daniel, You're welcome.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: That is rooting stuff. No, it's it's a jump.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: It is a jump. Let's not sugar Let's not sugarcoat
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: the whole situation. You got fucking two. You got two,
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: and you're trying to look after one. I think about Daniel.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: Just think about this, not to scare you, but at
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: the same.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: Time, and be scared my child.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Be brave, Be brave, be brave, Be a big brave boy.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Be a big brave boy. But you think about how
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: hard it was with one, and you're trying to do
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: that now again with a little toddler who's like, doesn't
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: give a fuck, does not give a fuck. You're like, hey,
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: can you just keep down because we're just trying to
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: put the baby to sleep, and they're like, fuck you guys,
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: I'm making as much noise and I'm having a tantrum
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: because I don't care about anyone.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: I couldn't have said it better myself. I thought you
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: were going to say, it's like having one, but you've
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: got two of them. That's why I thought you were
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: going with that.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: I should have said that.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: You should have I think would have summed that up.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: But yeah, you're right, it's they don't care that. If
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: I'm going to give anything, just be prepared for your
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: elders to not give a fuck about how urgent it
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: is what you're doing.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: And then with any lark, they're helpful.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: But depends how old. I mean, if you got it one,
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: that's like Marley's a bit more helpful this time around
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: with number three. But also I think it depends on
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: the child, like man Lola. Lola came out and was
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: a really tricky baby. Yeah, tricky baby.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: And they don't understand the oldest, like they haven't developed
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: the part of their brain where they're like other people matter,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: you know, in the nicest possible way.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: But also I think we are like chameleons human the
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: human race. Can I get deep for a second. Yeah,
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: we're so adaptable.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: I love lizard theory.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: You know. You think about how amazing we are as
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: a species to survive in such varied environments. You think
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: are like the Antarctic live there? Do we? You think
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: about where do the Eskimos live Alaska? Think about the
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: fact that humans can survive in the Sahara in Alaska,
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: in Paramattera in New South Wales.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Or any other state in America.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Don't get shot out of paramatter I love you guys.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: Wow, so where are you going with this?
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: I think you adapt, you adapt, you camouflage.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, can I finish? I can I finish? I finished?
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: I finished, I finished. We're getting deep, okay, So I
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: think we can adapt. It's weird how when you've got
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: to how quickly that just becomes the norm, and you
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: forget about what life was like with one, and then
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: it's fun like going from two to three. I forget
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: what it was like this having two, And when I
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: have two, I'm like, oh, this is great. Whereas you know,
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: you're going to look back and you think, God, how
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: the hell we had it so good when we had
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: just one child? Now now we have two. Everything, let's
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: be honest, it gets a little bit harder because all
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: your focus is on the kids, you hope.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: So anyway, you need twice as many hands, twice as man.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: I like your lizard analogy because you can either adapt.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: And the thing is with chameleons is they change color
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: to hide.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: Worst case scenarios. Is like, it's like, Daddy, it's still enough.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: Change color into the wall and they won't.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: See you there.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: But I think you'll be fine. I don't think, yeah,
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: you are funk, but you will you'll come out of it.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: You'll come out of it a stronger human being.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: You're gonna love hating it.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: I think with two as dad obviously Mum and you
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: bub they're going to be in their own bubble. Your
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: job now is to make sure that that bubble's okay,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: and then also entertain the other one that you had first.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: And I suppose like you could use it as an
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: opportunity to get to know each other a little bit better.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's your name again? What it's Amelia Marley? Yeah,
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: obviously the time with Marley, it's a great opportunity to
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: grow that bond. But I think then someone flipped it
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: as well, because that's what I thought, and someone said,
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: you should also make sure that you can step in
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: when you can to make sure that you're looking after
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: the newborn, so mum still has those little moments with
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: the older child as well.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that was was that wholesome Saron?
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: I think that was wholesome, Sarah.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that was the oldest had this, had
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: this relationship with mum and dad that was aw for
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: the oldest. Then all of a sudden, you're like, no,
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: you've got to go spend time with dad, you still
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: need to maintain that relationship and as dad, you can go.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Hang on a second, why didn't I take the baby
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: while it's fair it's going to sleep. I could put
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: it to sleep and you guys hang out.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Sometimes Laura does blame. I blame the wrong word.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Now it's not.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: But Marley is cheeky to both myself and to Laura,
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: and Laura is like, she's more cheeky towards me because
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: when we had Lola, I spent so much time with
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Lola and it was just you and Marley, and she
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: thinks that's kind of impacted the relationships.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: She's wrong. Children pray on the week she is identified
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: that you are the weakest species. It's not true.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I made that up.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: I like it.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: Was going to come after me.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Next question.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: Next one is from Lee emailed in what's the etiquette
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: on inviting kids to birthday parties? If your kid was
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: invited to their party, do you have to invite them
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: to your kid's birthday party in return, especially if it
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: was a paid birthday party experience? Do you think you
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: owe them the invite if your kid doesn't want them there. Oh, look,
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: it doesn't just end with with childhood here and childhood parties.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Think about weddings, right, you're an adult, you get invited
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: to a wedding and then you get married, do you
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: have to invite that person? And if you don't, that
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: relationship is fucking over. At least with children, they'll.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Forget about it. I think fuck weddings is a good example,
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: thank you.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: I'm full of good examples.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: I think weddings because I think if you get if
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: you get invited to a wedding, I think you've got
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: to reciprocate. I really do, I really do. Yeah, what
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: if you secretly hate them though, then don't go to
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: the wedding?
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: But then that's rude to mind.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: This whole life thing is a life is hard.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: I'll be honest. I'm not going to sugarcoat it. Stuff
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: out there to hear that, Lee as well, okay, can
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: I I've got an interesting scenario right now like that,
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: so very very exciting. When Lola started at a new
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: daycare last year, she came in midyear.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Ryn had formed bonds and the kids it will be.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: There since like day dot, so Lola was the new kid.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: Also was there with her cousins, so she really just
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: latched onto her cousin, so she didn't form as many
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: friendships from inception. So she didn't form as many friendships
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: and as a result, didn't get many birthday party invitations.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: That sad, which was sad.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: She's such a great girl. She's a great kid's personavle,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: she's funny, she'll beat you up.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: She will she will give me your fucking lunch money. Yeah,
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: where's where's the invite? But she got invited to her
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: first school birthday party and she was so excited. I'm
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: so proud. And it's this unique one because the parents
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: and was like, just want to manage your expectations here.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: It's a dinosaur party. It's all boys, but Lola has
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: become friends with this boy, so she is I think
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: the only girl going to this dinosaur party. And so
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, interesting. Is like Lola, she flies on
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: both ends of the spectrum where she loves fucking dinosaurs
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: and tackling people and then loves makeup and being a fairy.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, if she has a party, does she
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: invite if it's a girl theme, does she invite the boy?
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: And he's the only boy? You have to add a courtesy?
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you would for sure. Like Macy went to a
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: party the other day. She was the only person there
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: from the preschool. She goes to, Wow, I know she's
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: popular girl. Everyone wants Macy party. Never met these people.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: The person whose birthday isn't like Lola, new to that school.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: So she went to this party that had all the
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: older school friends and Macy, Macy.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: How did she go there? I mean tough, but her
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: great time. Yeah, you've got to invite the kid. You
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: gotta added politeness extending the invitation.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I think extending the invitation is fine.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: I think you could.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: It's such a mindfield.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: No, don't, don't give it that sigh. Okay, you can't.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: You can't say that with the sig. You gotta say,
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: extend the invitation bomb full stop. Yeah, because that's harmless
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: because you're saying extend the invitation. A part of me
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: is stay strong, stay strong. Okay, extend the invitation full stop. No,
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: but oh god, but what I'm going back to the point.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: If it's a girl themed party, right, and it's like, hey,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Timmy is invited, it's up to you, guys where you
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: want to come. Because it's going to be a fairy
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: theme party and he's the only boy not and if
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: he wants to go, fine, no, no problem, but just
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: maybe the heads up because like you just don't know, like.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: You don't know what you're in for.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Lala was excited against t Rex nice nice an aggressive dinosaur.
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: I like it.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: You're just gonna fuck up a party. Extending invite, extend it,
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: end of.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: I don't like the word oh like you know that?
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: She was like, do you oh them something you do?
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: I think when you look at the cost per child.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: So if we're going to look at this from a financial.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Perspective, CEPC yep, cost per child yep.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: I did that, yeah, very very quick. What is that
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: call when you do the start each week with a letter,
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: it's a called acronym acronym very good consonants.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: Come on, bro, that's something that's a that's a medication.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: Don't take it.
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: That's inconsonant.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Don't take it. You'll die.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: That's where you shot yourself.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: When you look at the cost per chart CPC CPC.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: I think you wanted to be. You wanted to be
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: even you don't want to get to the end of
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: the year where the CBC is out of balance.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: You want to balance the books of the CPC. We
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: can circle back closer to Christmas.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: You're this, You're like, we need a graph, because that's great.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: R I we need a graph, We need a chart.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: What else we need?
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we also need reviews.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: Yes, let's circle back to review.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: We'll circle back to CPC in the next episode.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: Review per listener.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Yes, p L I'm good at this.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: Give me that took me, give me another one. Come on,
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: I really got this.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: Let's come on, let's get out here. I'm hungry review.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: We would love it, of course, to get the RLP up.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: I also just want to say that if we talk
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: about any footage that you can hear, for example, the
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: fight at the am CO Awards, if you want to
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: see what that footage is, go to our YouTube because
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: that's where you will see all the good bits.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: That's the better bits than this.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: The better bits. Well, just in case you're like, what
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: is that swearing? But I want to see the I
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: want to see people yelling at each other, we put
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: all of it into the YouTube just as an FYI,
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: A little like a bit of a may help people. No, sorry,
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: what else we're going to do?
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: You could join us on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok Yes, and
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: you did mention prior you did mention YouTube okay, and
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: that's all we have time for.
• 49:51
  Speaker 7: Okay, got to get the acronyms go on by.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: Two Doting Dads. Podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: peoples today. This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land