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230: Convention into Darkness · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: This episode is rated M for Misty. Yes, that's right,
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  Speaker 1: this is a Misty episode, so it will be laced
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  Speaker 1: with profanity even more than usual. If you're not comfortable
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  Speaker 1: with this level of profanity, perhaps this isn't the episode
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  Speaker 1: for you. But we have many other episodes to choose
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  Speaker 1: from that do not feature Misty and will probably be
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: far less offensive. Okay, maybe. With that having been said,
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  Speaker 1: on with the show.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Dee Snyder from Twisted Sister, writer, star of Strangeland, radio, TV,
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  Speaker 2: you know me.
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  Speaker 1: And you're listening to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. This is our life.
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  Speaker 4: This is our song.
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  Speaker 3: It's showtime.
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  Speaker 5: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 3: More cooling in the containment chamber.
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  Speaker 6: To your stations. We have a movie meltdown. Robot is online.
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  Speaker 1: Reviewing primary directives.
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  Speaker 4: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 3: And I am Misty.
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  Speaker 4: And we are coming to you live via digital recording
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  Speaker 4: from Wonderfest here in Louisville.
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  Speaker 3: Hell yeah we are.
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  Speaker 4: And I specifically... This just the other day, I had
• 2:01
  Speaker 4: a listener telling me how much they missed the Misty episodes.
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  Speaker 3: Some fucking awesome.
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, hang in there, dude. I'm hooking
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  Speaker 4: you up. You just wait. So, I bring to you
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  Speaker 4: once again, Misty.
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  Speaker 3: That's me. I'm kind of distracted because there are a
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  Speaker 3: lot of flashy lights directly across from me and a
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  Speaker 3: lot of shiny things.
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  Speaker 4: We are sitting across from the robot from Lost in Space.
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  Speaker 3: Hells yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 3: And the fabulous airbrush backdrop that it has.
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  Speaker 4: It is pretty fabulous. I'm sure we'll be taking pictures
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  Speaker 4: of ourselves.
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  Speaker 3: Hell, yeah, we will.
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  Speaker 4: Plus that dewback. I'm still pretty excited about that giant dewback.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't made it down there yet.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 4: It's like a life-size dewback. It's pretty awesome. Even though
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  Speaker 4: it is sort of the spindly CGI legs, where I
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  Speaker 4: like the more sturdy, heavy-duty legs from the original.
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  Speaker 3: Functional ones.
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  Speaker 4: That's just me.
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  Speaker 6: Whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Spindly, yeah. It's like they're going to break.
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  Speaker 4: It's pretty awesome that there is a giant dewback sitting
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  Speaker 4: in the same room as us right now.
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  Speaker 6: So, you know.
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  Speaker 4: Once again, the wonders of Wonderfest.
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  Speaker 3: I see what you did there.
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  Speaker 4: It wasn't really that clever.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 4: So now we've got you back. Misty, what's your geek
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  Speaker 4: activities for? It's been a while. Go to town.
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  Speaker 3: Should I start the most recent and work my way backwards?
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  Speaker 4: You know you're all fired up for that one, so
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  Speaker 4: go ahead.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, I went and saw Star Trek last night, and
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  Speaker 3: I don't care what anybody fucking says. The movie was awesome.
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  Speaker 3: It was rowdy, and there was explosions and running, and
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  Speaker 3: it was awesome. So, Fuck if you didn't like it.
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  Speaker 4: I've heard some not-so-good things going in, but, you know,
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  Speaker 4: it's a hard sell anyway trying to do that with
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  Speaker 4: Star Trek.
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  Speaker 3: It depends on what you're going to expect. If you're wanting, like,
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  Speaker 3: plot and, like, a big old fancy storyline and a
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  Speaker 3: lot of words, then why are you going to see
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  Speaker 3: a Star Trek movie?
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  Speaker 4: Well, especially new Star Trek. The new Star Trek versus
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  Speaker 4: old Star Trek. Star Trek used to be very wordy
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  Speaker 4: and very, like, theme oriented and it went into like
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  Speaker 4: social issues of the time it really was a very
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  Speaker 4: thinking person's kind of sci-fi but the reboot is not
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  Speaker 4: that at all the reboot is like run and gun
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  Speaker 4: sci-fi so i.
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  Speaker 3: Thought it was fun like so there is there is
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  Speaker 3: a plot and i'm sure there are plenty of holes
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  Speaker 3: in it if you want to sit and pick it
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  Speaker 3: apart but if you just go into it like hey
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  Speaker 3: this is fun then it's fucking fun dude it is
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  Speaker 3: it's fun and goddamn benedict cumberbatch batch with a b
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  Speaker 3: because i keep wanting to say p i don't know why.
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  Speaker 4: I probably say it wrong and i just.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't even realize it's still closer than what boyfriend gets
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  Speaker 3: boyfriend keeps wanting to call him benjamin cumberbatch which is
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  Speaker 3: like more wronger than me i wonder.
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  Speaker 4: How much he gets wrong names we need to get
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  Speaker 4: him on and just ask him what his list of
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  Speaker 4: wrong names.
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  Speaker 3: Is who boyfriends or benedict i would totally be okay
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  Speaker 3: with that only if i could sit in his lap
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  Speaker 3: though although he does look kind of bony so it
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  Speaker 3: might be uncomfortable I bet he has really bony knees.
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  Speaker 3: I bet his left is really uncomfortable, but I think
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  Speaker 3: I'd take one for the team and I'd sit there.
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  Speaker 4: That's crazy British dudes. You never know.
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  Speaker 3: Which drives me nuts because usually I hate British people.
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  Speaker 4: No offense, British listeners.
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  Speaker 3: No, I just mean it usually drives me nuts when
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  Speaker 3: they talk, but I could listen to him go on
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  Speaker 3: and on forever.
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  Speaker 4: You were probably exposed to early old school BBC stuff,
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  Speaker 4: which I was not a big fan of a lot
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  Speaker 4: of it either, so I think you're rediscovering the new
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  Speaker 4: version of BBC.
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  Speaker 3: No, I still hate British comedy. I'm not leaning or
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  Speaker 3: giving on that at all. I hate British comedy.
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  Speaker 4: It's pretty slapstick-y.
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  Speaker 3: I hate that. But Sherlock is fucking amazing. Misfits is
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  Speaker 3: fucking amazing. Any other stuff I've probably talked about before.
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  Speaker 3: The Fades. Fades is awesome. I just watched The Last Enemy.
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure it's the name of it, which also
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  Speaker 3: has been a dead cover batch, and I love him. But, yes,
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  Speaker 3: back to Star Trek. It was awesome. And there were
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  Speaker 3: a lot of explosions, and I'm okay with that. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to give away the plot because you
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  Speaker 3: haven't seen it yet, but I mean, I don't think
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  Speaker 3: I'm spoiling anything. I mean, they've built it up as
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  Speaker 3: to who the main character, who Benedict Cumberbatch's character is.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't know for a long time. I actually did
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  Speaker 4: see somebody use the name in the last day or so,
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  Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, okay. They made good on that.
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  Speaker 3: They did because they gave him a different name. They've
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  Speaker 3: given him this other name through the entire movie.
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  Speaker 4: Hi, everybody.
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  Speaker 1: It's Beau.
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  Speaker 7: Ronning.
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  Speaker 4: Bo is running back and forth, and he has a
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  Speaker 4: lot of work to do here. So we flagged him
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  Speaker 4: down for a second. We'll see if we can get
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  Speaker 4: him somewhere the rest of this weekend. But he has
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  Speaker 4: a lot of work to do. He actually, like, helps
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  Speaker 4: run this joint.
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  Speaker 1: So, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck that miss.
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  Speaker 4: Misty likes to not work.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a slacker. But I love the movie. I
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  Speaker 3: love Chris Pine. Zachary Quinto was more tolerable in this one.
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  Speaker 3: for the most part overall is he.
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  Speaker 4: More tolerable or are you just getting used to.
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  Speaker 3: It I think he's more tolerable although he could have
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  Speaker 3: lost some weight because his face looked fat in this
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  Speaker 3: movie like plump like plump well.
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  Speaker 4: You know he's eating that Vulcan food it's high.
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  Speaker 3: In calories I don't know dude I guess but I
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  Speaker 3: mean he seemed a little bit less I'm probably gonna
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  Speaker 3: offend people a little bit less femmy than he was
• 6:48
  Speaker 3: in the first one I don't care but there was
• 6:51
  Speaker 3: points where he was kind of whiny and just judgmental
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  Speaker 3: I'm like dude shut the fuck up.
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  Speaker 4: Was he like angry the whole time That was my
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  Speaker 4: problem with the last time. He always seemed kind of pissed,
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  Speaker 4: and I was just like, that's not Spock at all.
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  Speaker 3: He seemed kind of judgy, and I didn't like that.
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  Speaker 4: Spock was always so calm about it. Even when he
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  Speaker 4: was putting up with Kirk's shenanigans on the series, he
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  Speaker 4: was always like... He had more of a, what an
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  Speaker 4: idiot kind of thing. But he wasn't angry. Quinto just
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  Speaker 4: seemed angry the whole first movie.
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  Speaker 3: Is it Quinto or Quinto? I've probably been saying it wrong.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: That one guy.
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  Speaker 4: The guy from Heroes.
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  Speaker 1: How about that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that works for me. But he was more tolerable
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  Speaker 3: in this one, except for a couple scenes where he
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  Speaker 3: gets very... uppity about morals and shit but uh.
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  Speaker 4: That seems kind of vulcan like yeah i can.
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  Speaker 3: See that even though he's he's defying direct orders.
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  Speaker 4: He does that every like episode every movie but yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean there's a big old whole thing and if
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  Speaker 3: you try to make too much sense out of it
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  Speaker 3: yeah i'm sure you're gonna be annoyed you're gonna be
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  Speaker 3: aggravated but if you just like enjoy it for what
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  Speaker 3: it is which is a new star trek movie then
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  Speaker 3: maybe you'll like it because like i said i loved
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  Speaker 3: it and i'm more picky than most people We'll.
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  Speaker 4: Be seeing it, or some of us will be seeing
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  Speaker 4: it later this weekend. And I'm still waiting to see
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  Speaker 4: if we're going to have time to sit down and
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  Speaker 4: talk about it fully. So maybe we'll just touch on
• 8:05
  Speaker 4: it later, if I stay awake during it. Because they're
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  Speaker 4: also showing it at like the middle of the night
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  Speaker 4: or something, last I heard. It's like a 12.30 start time.
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  Speaker 3: Are you seeing it? That guy's shirt is amazing. That
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  Speaker 3: guy's shirt is amazing beyond words. I want that shirt.
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  Speaker 3: I would wear that shirt everywhere I went. But not
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  Speaker 3: the one specifically he's wearing because I'm wearing a shirt
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  Speaker 3: that's going to be smelly.
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  Speaker 4: I think it would be. Okay, now he's out of earshot.
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  Speaker 4: Go ahead and describe that shirt, Misty.
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  Speaker 3: It is a glorious wonder of a shirt here at Wonderfest.
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  Speaker 4: I see what you did there.
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  Speaker 3: It's pretty fancy, I know. I like the combination of
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  Speaker 3: the outfit, though. I like the camouflage pants that go
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  Speaker 3: with the Pegasus shirt. It ties the outfit together.
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  Speaker 4: It's not just a regular Pegasus. It's like a... special
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  Speaker 4: fading color kind of like purple and red fading.
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  Speaker 3: We should just take a picture while he was taking
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  Speaker 3: a picture of the.
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  Speaker 4: Robot I think we need to actually if he comes
• 8:59
  Speaker 4: back you're pretty sneaky you can take stalker photos I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Like mesmerized by that shirt it was glorious.
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  Speaker 4: It's pretty epic I have to say.
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  Speaker 3: And the way it rounds around his belly his beer
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  Speaker 3: belly it gives it like another dimension it's like the
• 9:13
  Speaker 3: pegasus is flying directly at you back to 3D we
• 9:17
  Speaker 3: did see Star Trek in 3D Because I'm like, if
• 9:21
  Speaker 3: you're going to see this shit, you might as well
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  Speaker 3: see it in 3D, you know. Because shit flying at you,
• 9:25
  Speaker 3: fuck yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Of course.
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  Speaker 2: What's up?
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  Speaker 4: We're yammering on as we do. Star Trek. Have you
• 9:38
  Speaker 4: seen Star Trek?
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  Speaker 3: The new one?
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  Speaker 6: No, we haven't.
• 9:44
  Speaker 4: Here's what happens at the end.
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  Speaker 6: Hopefully I'll have.
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  Speaker 8: A little bit of downtime here.
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  Speaker 6: Have you seen Star Trek?
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  Speaker 3: Uh, no.
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  Speaker 8: I've worked it the other night.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, okay.
• 9:53
  Speaker 7: Well.
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  Speaker 4: That doesn't count at all.
• 9:55
  Speaker 6: You two are talking. I don't want to.
• 9:57
  Speaker 4: get involved. We've been distracted many a time.
• 9:59
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to not, because he hasn't seen it yet either.
• 10:01
  Speaker 4: Oh, you just recorded it?
• 10:02
  Speaker 10: No.
• 10:03
  Speaker 6: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, tonight we'll edit it.
• 10:04
  Speaker 4: You know how this goes. Nothing but nonsense. Editing magic,
• 10:10
  Speaker 4: ladies and gentlemen.
• 10:12
  Speaker 3: Leave that part to him.
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  Speaker 8: I could just get Paul Brokaw back and just sit
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  Speaker 8: him at your table with you.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. You don't know, Paul. I don't think
• 10:20
  Speaker 4: you can handle Paul.
• 10:21
  Speaker 3: Probably not.
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: You can handle Paul if he's sober.
• 10:25
  Speaker 4: Probably, but Paul's a fascinating character and we're very glad
• 10:30
  Speaker 4: to have him on the show, but Misty might strangle him.
• 10:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 10:34
  Speaker 8: You get him sober and he controls himself, but usually
• 10:37
  Speaker 8: it's like that constant loggeria. Well, of course, I guess
• 10:39
  Speaker 8: we're all guilty of that.
• 10:41
  Speaker 4: That's what the show is built around. Just constant talking.
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  Speaker 8: The best quote ever is just, Well, are we supposed
• 10:48
  Speaker 8: to be talking about movies or something?
• 10:50
  Speaker 4: It's right up with, what was I, the genius with baloney?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: The man is a genius when it comes to meat.
• 11:00
  Speaker 6: Baloney.
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  Speaker 4: It was that and also the... I was watching a
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  Speaker 4: lot of fun.
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  Speaker 8: Michelle Obama climbed up.
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: Obama, get out of the boat.
• 11:08
  Speaker 7: Get out of the boat.
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  Speaker 8: Get on my movie.
• 11:09
  Speaker 4: The Obama rant is classic.
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  Speaker 8: And then it was like Obama showed up and I
• 11:12
  Speaker 8: was watching Lincoln and he dresses Frederick Douglass.
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: He's like, let my people go. And Lincoln's like, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I got nothing going on tonight.
• 11:19
  Speaker 5: Sure.
• 11:19
  Speaker 4: The Frederick Douglass. I was listening to it again lately
• 11:22
  Speaker 4: and the Frederick Douglass part killed me. It comes out
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  Speaker 4: of nowhere. I'm like... Where?
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: What?
• 11:27
  Speaker 4: Paul's like that all the time.
• 11:28
  Speaker 6: He'll just have these moments of sheer zany genius. And
• 11:32
  Speaker 6: it just cracks me up.
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  Speaker 8: There was one time to where I was driving up
• 11:34
  Speaker 8: to Cincinnati with him, and I almost went off the
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  Speaker 8: road laughing because he was talking about how he.
• 11:41
  Speaker 4: Was he going to just.
• 11:42
  Speaker 3: Sit and talk to the microphone at the same time?
• 11:43
  Speaker 4: I don't know. They already heard half that story. Am
• 11:49
  Speaker 4: I just telling the Paul story? I suppose. I guess
• 11:51
  Speaker 4: the flashback for the viewers who listened to Paul on.
• 11:55
  Speaker 4: The Oscar meltdown episode. I want to go see Academy Awards.
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  Speaker 8: But no, Paul, he had that Obama rant. And those
• 12:02
  Speaker 8: are like the moments of genius that sort of define Paul.
• 12:05
  Speaker 8: Because I was explaining to Brian here, there was one
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  Speaker 8: time I almost ran off the road driving up to
• 12:09
  Speaker 8: Cincinnati with him because Paul was talking about how he
• 12:11
  Speaker 8: tried to perfect his martini recipe. And so he said
• 12:14
  Speaker 8: he was at home alone. His wife was out with
• 12:17
  Speaker 8: the girls. And so he makes one and then two
• 12:21
  Speaker 8: and then three. And by his own... admission he's like
• 12:24
  Speaker 8: oh by the end it was just straight up gin
• 12:26
  Speaker 8: i was just drinking like a glass of gin that's
• 12:29
  Speaker 8: really what a martini is but you know you would
• 12:31
  Speaker 8: put some other stuff in there to pretend but i
• 12:33
  Speaker 8: was just drinking gin well i'm diabetic and my blood
• 12:35
  Speaker 8: sugar crashed so i got i got really hammered really
• 12:39
  Speaker 8: quick and and you know that then sharon comes home
• 12:43
  Speaker 8: and i'm wallowing on the floor i was like sharon
• 12:46
  Speaker 8: sharon and she's like my god paul what happened to
• 12:49
  Speaker 8: you oh god sharon i don't know something went wrong
• 12:53
  Speaker 8: The martinis went wrong, Sharon. And she's like, well, here,
• 12:57
  Speaker 8: I'll just get you some water.
• 12:58
  Speaker 4: Do you need some food?
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  Speaker 8: And I was like, yes, macaroni and cheese. Make macaroni
• 13:02
  Speaker 8: and cheese. And she starts making it.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, and ham.
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: Put ham in it.
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  Speaker 8: And at that point, she came in and she helped
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  Speaker 8: me get up off the floor and onto the couch,
• 13:11
  Speaker 8: which is a feat in and of itself. And then
• 13:14
  Speaker 8: she came by and she started spoon feeding me this
• 13:16
  Speaker 8: because I was just so gone. I couldn't pick up
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  Speaker 8: a spoon or a fork or anything. And so she
• 13:22
  Speaker 8: was feeding me. And all of a sudden, I was like,
• 13:25
  Speaker 8: my God, Sharon, did you put ham in this?
• 13:29
  Speaker 4: She's like, you asked for it.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm a genius.
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  Speaker 8: It's just the moment I rediscovered the ham. It was
• 13:36
  Speaker 8: one of the greatest moments of my life. I didn't
• 13:39
  Speaker 8: realize I'd asked for it. It's like, there it was,
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  Speaker 8: as if by divine providence. It was just the most
• 13:45
  Speaker 8: wonderful night of my life. I felt horrible the next day,
• 13:47
  Speaker 8: but The moment I rediscovered that ham, that moment just
• 13:52
  Speaker 8: sticks out in my life as one of the greatest. Like,
• 13:54
  Speaker 8: he told that, and all of a sudden, I'm, like,
• 13:56
  Speaker 8: laughing so much, I'm, like, going over into the shoulder.
• 13:58
  Speaker 8: And I was like, God, you can't say something like
• 14:01
  Speaker 8: that when.
• 14:01
  Speaker 4: I'm driving, Paul. You really can't. He's a genius with ham.
• 14:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and that's why he appreciated you bringing the sweetmeats,
• 14:08
  Speaker 8: you know. The man loves his meat, and he loves
• 14:10
  Speaker 8: his booze, and so I think he was just at
• 14:12
  Speaker 8: home at our Oscar show.
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: He was certainly welcome.
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: I have no idea who this is, but after listening
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: to that story, I'm picturing a combination of Jimmy Stewart
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: and Ozzy Osbourne.
• 14:23
  Speaker 4: You might be onto something.
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: Wait a minute.
• 14:26
  Speaker 11: Pretty good description.
• 14:27
  Speaker 9: Nice.
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: Maybe it was just the way he said Sharon. Sharon!
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: Maybe that's just where the Aussie part comes from. What's
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: in my head? I've never met this guy. I've never
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: seen him. I have no idea what this person actually.
• 14:41
  Speaker 8: He kind of looks like a backwoods militia man in
• 14:44
  Speaker 8: his own charming way.
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure if there's a charming way to take that.
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: Paul, if you're listening, we love you.
• 14:53
  Speaker 5: Love you, Paul.
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know you, so I can't share the sentiments.
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow. Alright, what was wandering off now?
• 15:01
  Speaker 6: Star Trek?
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: I don't remember.
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: I loved it. Boyfriend went so far as to say
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: that he liked this one better than the last one.
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: Which is pretty bold. I loved them both. But like
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: I said, I guess it depends on what you're expecting
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: and what you're wanting. If you just go in there
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: to have fun, yes. But if you're wanting to be
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: a picky little bitch, then I'm sure there's a lot
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: to be a picky little bitch about.
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: No offense, I'm a Star Trek fan to some extent,
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: but Star Trek fans in general can be picky little bitches.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: I mean, I have a Star Trek tattoo. I mean,
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: I can be a picky little bitch, and I'm the
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: first one to pick shit apart if it pisses me off.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: But like I said, I love this. Like I said,
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: I still love Chris Pine as Kirk. He's still amazing.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: I still love Carl Urban. He is so dreamy.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: He's pretty amazing.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: I know, right?
• 15:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: They could have used a little bit more Carl Urban
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: in this, if you ask me.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: Most movies could use a little more Carl Urban.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: He should be in everything.
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: He really should.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: I still love Simon Pegg because I was very leery
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: about Simon Pegg in this at first.
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: I was worried about Kumar.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude. Seriously.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: And he did a good job last time.
• 16:08
  Speaker 9: I was amazed.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: He got to sit in the big chair. I don't
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: think I'm ruining anything, but he got to sit in
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: the big chair for a while.
• 16:13
  Speaker 6: Spoiler alert.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: I know, right? Just for a little bit. And apparently
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: it was pretty exciting.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, that's flash forward. I mean, that will
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: eventually be where his character goes.
• 16:23
  Speaker 11: I know.
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: He's the only one of the crew that gets his
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: own ship aside from Kuro. I think, unless I'm missing
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: some loopholes in my Star Trek.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean, I love Star Trek, but
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: I love the original series. And I've only seen, like,
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: one of the original movies. I've only seen Wrath of Khan.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: You are so out of the loop.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: I am.
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: So it's like I have no idea what happens to them. But, yeah,
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: I was pretty excited. I loved it. Like I said,
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: 3D was fun. 3D was fun. It said it was
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: converted to 3D, so I don't know if it was
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: originally in 3D, but it seemed like it was shot
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: for 3D because everything, like all the effects seemed like
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: it was specifically for 3D. And there wasn't as much
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: lens flare in this one.
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: Thank God, because he needs to settle down on that.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: The lens flare that they did do, you're like, holy shit,
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: is that necessary?
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: You're blinded.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: It's the point where you can't even see half of
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: the character sometimes. It doesn't do it as often. But
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: when he does, he makes up for it.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: JJ has issues. I don't know.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: He does.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: He seems like a cool guy and all, but I
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: don't get the lens flare thing.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: It's out of control.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: It's fancy shit, but it's just too much. I loved it.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: I'm sure I'll get some slack for that, but whatever.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Fuck you guys. I love that movie. Like I said,
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: my biggest problem with the last one was Zachary Quinto. Quinto,
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: whatever the fuck his name is.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: That dude.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that dude.
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: The fake Spock.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: Reboot Spock. Because technically they were both there last time, so.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: No.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: Are you okay?
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: I was going to say something, but then I'm like,
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: I don't know if that's a spoiler or not.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: I can close my ears. Spoiler alert.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: It's not really a spoiler, but he makes another cameo
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: in the movie.
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: What?
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: The Spock makes a cameo. Leonard Nimoy makes a cameo
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: in this one.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: Now you've done it.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: I know, right?
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: I'm not even going to go see the movie now.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: You've ruined it all.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: It's just like a brief thing. It's not even like
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: fucking life altering or anything.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: How can they keep bringing it? It's so going to
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: make the entire universe collapse upon itself.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: It's kind of getting ridiculous.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: He even goes against his own shit this time. He's like,
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: I'm not supposed to tell you anything, but let me
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: tell you something.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: Marty, on the night that you go back in the Enterprise...
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: I don't know. It seems like you're going to collapse
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: the universe upon itself.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: That guy's awesome, too. I should take pictures of everybody.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: I know, right? I thought it was awesome. They pissed
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: me off during the trailers. Because the very first trailer
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: they showed you in a theater was in 3D. Then
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: none of the rest of them were. So everybody's still
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: sitting there with their glasses on. But I'm like, this
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: shit's not in 3D. Stop it. Because usually they're like, alright,
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: put on your glasses now. But they did not do that.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: So they threw you into the first trailer. And it's 3D.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: And you're like, holy shit, I'm going to put my
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: glasses on. And you have them on for the rest
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: of the time. And they're not.
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: 3D. 3D.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 20:11
  Speaker 8: We are about to witness the takeoff of the first
• 20:13
  Speaker 8: manned rocket to outer space.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: We pick up the count.
• 20:15
  Speaker 12: Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, zero.
• 20:20
  Speaker 9: We're off to visit the planet that reached the Lord
• 20:23
  Speaker 9: of the Stars.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Venus is loaded with candy.
• 20:27
  Speaker 8: At the edge of the universe, 400 men and women
• 20:29
  Speaker 8: are probing the immeasurable.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Blackness of space.
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: Their leaders are an Earthman with no fear, and a
• 20:58
  Speaker 7: stranger with no heart. Travel beyond our time and solar
• 21:02
  Speaker 7: system into new galaxies, into worlds beyond your dreams. Star Trek,
• 21:08
  Speaker 7: every week, in color, on the NBC television network.
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• 25:03
  Speaker 5: The End.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: Whenever I'm at a convention, I find myself wondering whatever
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: happened to Jodi.
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: Actually, I was thinking that earlier today.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: I wonder if he's out in the field flying a
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: remote-controlled airplane.
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: Because we were talking to the guy earlier, and he
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: was talking about planes, and I started thinking about Jody.
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: I was like, I wonder if in his world, this
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: guy we were talking to, I was like, if the
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: planes fight each other in a battle to the death
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: in a future world.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: Jody was special.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: With remote-controlled planes and kids.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he was so excited about it.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: He was really excited about it.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: He was really excited about having me interview him, which
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: is odd, because I don't like people. He was very persistent,
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: but then I shocked and appalled him with my language.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: Not at the time.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: I'm sure everyone listening is also shocked and appalled by
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: your language. It's okay.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Everybody should know better by now. But Jody was a
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: certain kind of special, and I don't think he'd ever
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: been exposed to many of the words that I might
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: have said.
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: He seemed like he was a little sheltered, perhaps.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: He lived in a special world. He did. He was
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: very happy.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: That's why.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: I just want to remind you that upstairs at 12 o'clock,
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: about half an hour, in Theater B, Lee Stringer is.
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: Going to be talking about from Firefly, Iron Sky.
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: I want to make sure you guys get upstairs to
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: Theater B.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: I just recently watched Iron Sky, since they just mentioned
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: it on the overhead mic here. Have you seen it?
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw it a couple months ago, right after
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: it came out, I think. Or before it came out.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: I don't remember.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: We were going to talk to Lee, who did the
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: special effects, and that's my big thing on it. I
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: was just like, you know, the idea is awesome, but
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: the special effects were great. Especially for knowing that they
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: had a super limited budget putting that together. I thought
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: the effects on it looked really good.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: That guy keeps touching that model, and I keep waiting
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: for somebody to yell at him, but I don't know
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: if anybody's going to yell at him.
• 27:20
  Speaker 11: They should.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: Maybe they're his. You're not supposed to touch him. Maybe
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: it's his. That's why they're okay. He's touching everything. Maybe
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: it is his booth.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: Let's go yell at him anyway. Sir!
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: A couple years ago, that guy yelled at us for
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: leaning too far over the line.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we were trying to take pictures of the models
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: because they're awesome vinyl models here. You should come next
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: year if you can't be here now since it's already
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: over with by the time you're listening to this. But, yeah,
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: we were taking pictures of them, and they've got these.
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: And it's funny because most of the people working this
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: are like, most of them are high school kids. They're
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: like ROTC, I think. And, yeah, that kid was, what,
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: like 15 and just started yelling at you and me and, like,
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: some other people. Like, we were just getting too close
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: for his taste, and he was freaking out.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: I'm like, kid, you need to calm the fuck down.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: That's what you need to do right about now. You
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: need to not get your britches in a bunch.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: What was he kept saying, though? He's like, don't lean
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: over the models. He was yelling something at everybody.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: He was just irate.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: He was out of control.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: He needed to calm himself down is what he needed
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: to do. That guy over there kind of looks like
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: a tiny Ron Jeremy.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: I'm sure he's thrilled. That's exactly what he wants to
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: look like.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: And yes, I said Jeremy on purpose because I would
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: imagine that Ron Jeremy would be incredibly Jeremy.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: Well, I would think that goes without saying.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: I said it wrong accidentally. No, I call him Ron Jeremy.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: It's fitting, I'm sure.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, Lord. Yep, love Star Trek.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: Anything else you've seen? Any fun activities you need to
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: pass along?
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: We don't have cable anymore, so I kind of limited
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: what I got there.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: It's a sad story.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: I don't have any more sci-fi, so no more sci-fi originals.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: That makes me sad. So we're limited to whatever's on
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: Netflix or already on our hard drive.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: Well, they just pulled like 20,000 Netflix movies or whatever
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: that number was. It was a lot.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: That wasn't cool.
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: I mean, I understand why everybody wants to do their
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: own thing. We should have all seen this coming, and
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: it's funny that people are still getting irate about it,
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: but I'm like, If I was Warner Brothers, I'd want
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: to be selling my own movies. You know, it's like,
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: why would I just hand my movies over to some
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: other company to make money off of it? So, I mean,
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: I understand it. It's just it's going to suck for
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: all of us now because you're going to have to
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: have five versions. Like by the time you pay for
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: Hulu Plus and Netflix. and warner brothers archives and all
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: these other ones it's like you'll just might as well
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: just get cable at that point you're back to the
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: same amount of money you're shelling out for cable every
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: time so i know oh well it's the the new
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: technology that's how it's gonna work i suppose i.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Know i have a blu-ray player now but I don't
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: have any Blu-ray discs, so I'm like, is there really
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: that much of a difference?
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: I don't know, because I got one specifically so I
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: could watch my Netflix on it, because the Goodwins actually
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: have that option.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: Mine has that option. I won it. I didn't pay
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: anything for it. I won it in a contest. Because
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: I'm awesome.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: I got it, and I bought a Blu-ray just because, again,
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: I got one that had cool special features, but I
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: still don't have a digital TV. I have a TV
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: from 25 years ago, so it's not going to make
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: much difference on my TV.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: Mine does 3D, too, but I don't have a 3D TV, so.
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: Again, they keep upgrading this technology before the rest of
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: us can get on board with it, because we're poor.
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: Like I said, I had no intention of ever buying
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: a Blu-ray player, but then when, like, they gave it
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: to me, I'm like, I ain't gonna tell you no.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: I just got it because I wanted to be able
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: to watch stuff on the TV, and, like, it was, like,
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: $ 10 more than the Roku box. I'm like, and I
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: can play Blu-rays if, for some reason, I want one
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: of these with special features, so... That was my thinking.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't think of anything else I've done. I mean,
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: I'm sure we've watched a bunch of stuff, but I
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: can't think of it right now. Like, we watched, oh,
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: what did I watch? Hemlock Grove? I watched that.
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: I want to see that.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: That was pretty exciting.
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: I'm okay with that kid. It's the main wolf boy.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: And I like the other guy because he's Eric from
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: True Blood's real life brother. I know it's Alexander Skarsgård,
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: but I can't think of the other guy's name, and
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure I just totally massacred Alexander Skarsgård' s name
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: because I just totally said it wrong. But, yeah, the
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: other guy who plays the wolf boy's friend in Hamlet
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: Grove is his brother, and I was so excited. And
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: it's like I'm really confused because at some angles he's
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: really adorable, and at some I'm like, ugh. Like from
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: some angles he almost has like Steve Buscemi eyes, which
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: is not hot on anybody.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: This is such misty logic we're listening to right now.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: And it had Famke, what's her name? Famke Jensen? Famke Jansen?
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: I think it's that one.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: Famke, whatever the fuck her name is. She's such a bitch. Hello.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: That was my nice voice.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: It's so fake.
• 32:02
  Speaker 9: I know, right?
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: I think everybody can tell. But, Famke Jansen, she plays
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: such a cunt in this. I swear to God, she's
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: such a bitch. She is. You just want to punch
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: her in her face.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: I just think it's funny. I don't know if he's
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: being typecast, but the main wolf boy in this new
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: show is the wolf boy from the Howling reboot. I'm like,
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: and that was just a couple years ago. I'm in
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: the middle of writing a review on that weird Howling reboot.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: I don't read any of those anyway.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: I'm just saying in general. I need to finish it
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: because it's funny because I singled him out as being
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: pretty good in it and then Yeah, it's odd that
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: he ends up being a wolf boy in the show.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: Have you seen the transformation yet? Like, the actual process?
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: Some people were not thrilled with the transformation.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: I'm like, that's just the most impractical transformation I have
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: seen in the history of ever.
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: I've also seen, I mean, that's kind of how Company
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: of Wolves transformation.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Goes, too.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen that either, but it just seems.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: It's very uncomfortable. Let's put it that way, if you're
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: not familiar with it.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: It just seems very impractical. It just seems like it's
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: just a shitty way to do it. It just seems very.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: It just seems horrific. Like, it's like, what's the most
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: horrible way we could make this transformation?
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: And it just seems impractical. Like, you're like, all right. What?
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: It seems painful. That's all I have.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: And it just seems impractical. That's my main word for it,
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: is impractical. And, like, there could have been a much
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: more practical way to do it.
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: That's the impractical.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: I know. That's just, I can't think of any other
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: words right now. My brain is stuck on that one.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: So impractical is the main word. The only word you're
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: probably going to get out of me right now.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: All righty.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Unnecessary. That's another word for you. break out my.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: Thesaurus he's my favorite dinosaur i know right.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: I have no idea what just happened i'm still not
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: sure what happened but uh um yes we watched hemlock
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: grove and i was gonna read the books but then
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: i got on amazon and i was looking at reviews
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: and from the reviews i've read on amazon i should
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: not fucking bother because apparently the book sucks actually there's
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: only one book so far Like, he's the person getting
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: ready to release his second book and they've got an
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: outline for the third. So I'm like, it's going to
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: be forever until the second season comes out.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: Unless they just throw those out the window and do
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: whatever they want because it's their own show now.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: I just ended up having a lot more questions than
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: they had answers.
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: That happens sometimes.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: It happened a lot in this. I'm just like, what
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: the fuck did I just see? And why did I
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: see that? I don't know.
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: Anything else you've done that we need to pass along
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: to people?
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to think. Hurts a little bit. Hold on,
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: give me a second.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: There's smoke coming out.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: Of your ears right now. I think I mentioned that
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: I watched the... I'm pretty sure it's called The Last Enemy.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: I could totally be wrong about that right now. It's
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: like a miniseries that has Benedict Cumberbatch in it, who
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: I adore. But it's set in, I guess, in the
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: future world a little bit. We're not too far, but we're...
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: You have no privacy. We're everything. They can... They know
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: where you are at all times. They trace your every movement.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: They know where you are.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: Pretty sneaky, sis.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: I know, right? That girl has a lot of green
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: going on over there.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: She kind of does.
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: She's got green hair and a green outfit.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: And again, those shoes do not go with the outfit.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: What the fuck?
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: I'm having flashbacks to previous conventions.
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: I was thinking of Jodi. That made me think of it.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: Didn't Jodi agree with my fashion assessment?
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Probably. Probably. Probably.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: I think he did. I think he said that he
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: was shocked and appalled by my language, but he agreed
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: with my fashion statements.
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: You two should get like your own fashion show.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: That would be the awesomest show ever. The Misty and
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Jody show.
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: I think somebody would be on board for that.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Jody would be so excited. Do you know how happy
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: he would be?
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: He would be very excited.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: Oh my God. He's my new best friend. I felt
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: like we bonded.
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: You kind of did. I mean, it was, you know,
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: sort of your first solo interview. I first lasted only.
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: That was your only solo interview, so you were bonding.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: Because he forced it on me. I didn't have a choice.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: It was sort of pushy in that department.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: I'll give him that. I don't.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: Remember what we were talking about.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: Give me a second. I've got to run through my
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: brain first. Benedict Cumberbatch being in a show, and it
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: was awesome. Boyfriend liked it.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: I liked it.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Two thumbs up from me, and I would assume two
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: more from boyfriends. That would be four thumbs. I can
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: do my math. I'm smart. don't laugh at me i've
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: got some math skills i'll be spitting.
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: Numerologies at you you did say you were considering reading
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: a book earlier so i guess you are.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: Quite nerdy yeah but i decided not to oh i know.
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: You came to your senses i try to talk people.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: Out of reading a lot of books i do read
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: a lot of books and i usually like them i
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: like pop-up books and books that have pictures I like
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: the cupcake book. I read that one time that I
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: did for the show. It was pretty awesome.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: We endorsed that thoroughly and wholeheartedly.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: It was awesome.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: It had a Karloff tie-in, which we're going to be, hopefully,
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: we'll be talking to Sarah later this weekend.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: That cop guy over there looks like Big Sandy. Not
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: just because he's big, but because his face looks like
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Big Sandy. And he walks funny.
• 37:09
  Speaker 8: Anyway.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: And soon... I'll be going to the Dukes of Hazzard fanfare,
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: and I'm super excited about that. And then I'll have
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: that to talk about.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: Do I get to go along with that?
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know. There's a lot of people over there
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: having a car. I think we're good.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: Because I want to talk to Roscoe. Nothing else. Like, again,
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: I don't really even have a tie-in for the Dukes
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: of Hazzard, but I'm like.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: He was on some episodes of The Twilight Zone, and
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: he was so gorgeous back in the day, like a
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: long time ago.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: Like, if I can get him to sit down and
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: talk about that, I will make the trip up there.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Down there. It's that way.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: Then we'll get to see the Duke boys again.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: Although I'm kind of leery because from recent pictures of
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: John Schneider that I've seen, he's growing a beard.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: He's had one of those before.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: I don't like it. I don't like him one bit.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: He's a rugged mountain man.
• 37:50
  Speaker 7: What do you want?
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: He needs to not be a rugged mountain man. I
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: don't like beards. I don't one bit. And his doesn't
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: match his hair. It doesn't because his beard is all gray.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: It happens as you get old.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: But his rest of his hair on his head is
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: still Beaudouin colored.
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: He's got a little bit of gray, but his face
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: is like a gray gray. And it's like, makes him
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: look old. Unless he's just doing it to make Tom
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: Wopat feel better about himself. Because Tom Wopat did not
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: age as well as John Schneider has.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: Or Catherine Bach. He got to be in a Tarantino movie.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: Which one?
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: He's in Django.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: I've never seen it.
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: He's got a nice little bit part in Django.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: Awesome sauce.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: He's pretty cool. He plays a good cowboy. It's not
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: a stretch, I suppose.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: Is he from Texas? Does he ride horses?
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: Not during, I don't think.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: I can't remember.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: I have no desire to see that movie whatsoever.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: It's pretty good, actually. As time went on, I'm more
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: and more impressed. It's written very well, according to me.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: Fred disagreed. He posted something just tearing it apart.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: I went to the museum. That's what I did.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 39:00
  Speaker 12: Oh, yeah.
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: You suck because I didn't get to go.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: Not my fault.
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: I blame you and Marlena for that one.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: I blame Lucy. I don't know why.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: I'll pass it along. I'm sure she'll be thrilled to
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: hear she's the scapegoat in this.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: We were with Lucy, so it's her fault you weren't
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: at the museum.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: We were recording the last episode.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: But you could have recorded it in front of a
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: goddamn unicorn. You could have done it while riding on
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: the back of a unicorn. Because they had unicorn rides.
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: I was not invited before we were already signed on.
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: on to do that. It's Marlena.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: I was barely invited and then I was forgotten until
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: I reminded her that she had invited me and she's like, oh, okay.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: Anyone familiar with Marlena should be like, oh yeah, this
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: makes sense.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: She was too busy sitting around thinking pictures of her cats. Cat, singular. Cross-eyed,
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: beady little fucker. Marlena's very special. She has the ugliest
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: cat and the ugliest dog.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: I don't know if he's ugly, but he's a jerk.
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: I've told him his entire life he's a jerk.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: He's got tiny little beady eyes.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: He's a jerk.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: But anyway, so yeah, I went and saw a unicorn.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: But then they had unicorn rides. And I didn't get
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: to see the horses. Because Marlena said they were brown
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: horses with a horn taped to their head. And I'm like,
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: you can't have fucking brown horses be unicorns. Because unicorns
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: are fucking white. There's rules. And you must abide by
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: these rules. When even in the fucking unicorn world, unicorns
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: are white. If nothing else, I learned that from Legend.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: I mean, in The Last Unicorn, which is a classic
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: and one of my favorite movies from when I was
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: a child.
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: It's sort of a basic unicorn thing. They're usually white.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: They're usually white. And they usually have the little tufts
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: of things by their feet, like on the back of
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: their ankles. You know, the little tufts of fur. You
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: know what I'm talking about? Don't laugh at me. Like,
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: the little hair things.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: You and your unicorn criteria.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: Apparently they were brown. And I was like, what the fuck?
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: But I didn't see them. I missed the whole unicorn
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: ride thing.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: We're still yammering on.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: Now we're talking about unicorns.
• 40:51
  Speaker 6: Oh!
• 40:52
  Speaker 10: Did you hear a comment about unicorns?
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: I like them. Unicorns are nice. And what color would
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: you consider unicorns to be? White. Maybe some pink. A
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: teeny bit of sparkle is okay, too. See, we went
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: to the museum, and Marlena said that the... I didn't
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: see the horses because I missed it, but she said
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: they were brown with, like, horns on their head. But
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: I'm like, it's a unicorn. You can have that microphone.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Tell them the story.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: Tell them the story about you going to see the
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: movie The Last Unicorn.
• 41:29
  Speaker 7: I love that movie!
• 41:31
  Speaker 10: It's actually a traumatic story, traumatic childhood experience. My parents
• 41:36
  Speaker 10: had to drag me kicking, screaming, and crying out of
• 41:39
  Speaker 10: the theater because she turned back into a unicorn and
• 41:41
  Speaker 10: didn't stay a princess and stay with the prince. I've
• 41:44
  Speaker 10: never watched it again.
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: Boiler alert.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. If they haven't fucking seen it by now,
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: throw them in.
• 41:51
  Speaker 10: I have a question, because when I saw that movie,
• 41:53
  Speaker 10: I thought all the unicorns went into the ocean and drowned.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Did they survive?
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: My parents told me they did. I don't remember. You
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: don't remember? Maybe it was so traumatic that I blocked
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: it out. It could be.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: They all went to a special happy farm where they
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: run free together. Underwater?
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: They become unicorn seahorses?
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 42:12
  Speaker 9: Narwhales.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: They turn into narwhales.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: Oh, wow. Oh, lovely.
• 42:18
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 42:19
  Speaker 6: Come back and.
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: See you in a bit. What was your name since
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: we've gotten you on the show now?
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Talk about chupacabras now.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Eddie.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: Ben.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: There was a chupacabra there, too.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: Pulling in random passersby. That's how we operate.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I went to the museum and had mystical
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: creatures and they tried to sucker me and Marlena into
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: getting our picture taken and charge her just money and
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: I'm like, fuck that shit. They're like, do you want
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: to get your picture taken? And I'm like, hell yeah.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: They're like, oh, it's going to cost money.
• 42:43
  Speaker 6: No.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: Try to charge me money. I got my own damn camera.
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: We are poor and stingy on this show.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: I went on the first day because it was only
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: $ 5 instead of like $ 18. Fuck that mess.
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, I do need to see it, but now that
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: my so-called friends went without me, I don't know if
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: I'm going to have a reason to go, so never mind.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: You could have went with us, but you were too
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: busy doing other stuff.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: We were recording an awesome episode.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: And we were looking at awesome Bigfoots and Pegasuses and
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: Unicorns and a Fiji Mermaid.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: You guys suck. I think we need to go back
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: there and record, like, a whole, like, cryptid episode so
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: I don't know if they're on board to like sponsor
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: us for that but I mean we need to go
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: there and hang out next.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: To the Bigfoot then we walked through the slave ship
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: and that was kind of depressing.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: That one's been there a while that was there when.
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: I went years ago I've never been there before.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: The only time I went was for that goofy thing I.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: Think we got lost we were just wandering around we
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: ended up not in the mystic creatures area anymore and I'm.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: Like the other stuff there is pretty cool I like
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: weaponry so you know there's.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: Lots of guns I was pretty excited.
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: Guns and swords and whatnot but alright that's all we
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: need to go there and.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: Hang out with Bigfoot It wasn't a very good Bigfoot.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: Did you see a picture of it? It looked like
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: just a giant monkey.
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: There are those theories. We'll have to get Ben back
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: over here for that because he is the Bigfoot expert.
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: Or I don't know if he actually calls himself an expert,
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: but he has theories. Let's put it that way.
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: Most people have theories and most of them are full
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: of shit. There's no Bigfoots.
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: But there is... Big monkeys. A Bigfoot episode coming your
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: way before long. Because we will return to that one.
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: Everybody seems to have fun with the Bigfoot theme, so
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: we'll be back with that one.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Who'd you say the Bigfoot man is?
• 44:25
  Speaker 9: Ben.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's okay.
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: And Dave, actually. Both of them are well-versed in Bigfoot.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: Looking for the big monkey.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: She is now showing me the picture of Bigfoot, and
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: he does kind of look like... It's this one over here,
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: not me. Oh, wait, that's you. You're the Bigfoot. Hold
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: on a minute.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: Smartass.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: No, he's like a mixture. He kind of looks like...
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: He's got hair sort of like a... And a face
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: more like an orangutan. But he's like and standing like
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: he's a gorilla. So I think they just mix the
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: monkeys together.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: Look at the Fiji Mermaid. He's pretty awesome.
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: I have a Fiji Mermaid because I'm a freak.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: They had a Kraken and we released.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: Released the Kraken.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: I totally said that too.
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: It's pretty awesome.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: I do want to get my picture with that robot though.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: I think I have a picture with that robot like
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: 10 years ago.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I have one of me from a long time ago.
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: But we did unveil the new t-shirt. T-shirt's awesome.
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: As excited as I normally get, I guess.
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: I'm posting pictures. You, yourself, if there's any left after
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: this weekend, they will be available via the website or
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: message us on Facebook and say, hey, that is an
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: awesome shirt with awesome artwork by Belle Dee and you
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: can get yourself one.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: I forgot to mention that we saw a fake Feldman
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: wandering around the street the other day making duck sounds.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: You're welcome.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: Only the hardcore fans know that one. And basically the
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: ones that listen to your episodes.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: Because those are the best episodes. Anyways, he was walking
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: down the street going to the store, I'm assuming. I
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: don't know if he had, like, a duck call or
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: he was just making them on his own. I couldn't tell.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: I didn't, like, want to make eye contact because he, like,
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: might come talk. He seemed like he wanted to talk
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: to me, which threw me off because fake Billboards usually
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: just wander the neighborhood.
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's usually afraid because you guys are so obsessed
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: with him.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: I know. Oh, the lady was wearing socks and sandals. But, yeah,
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: he made eye contact and was like... And then he just.
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: Maybe he doesn't have the power of speech and all
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: he can do is make duck calls. I don't know.
• 46:21
  Speaker 11: Maybe.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: But yeah, all I hear is this. I'm like, what
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: the fuck is that? Why is it in our neighborhood? Weird.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: I hand washed the truck. And I look over and
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: there's fake film and wandering down the street. I just
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: had a more duck like than that. I don't have
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: a duck call, so I can't really make a duck sound.
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: You have a very special life.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: They put Crazy June in a home. Crazy June.
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, the one on your street.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: The one who walks down the street yelling at cars.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: They put her in a nursing home because from what
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: she told Jay, she's full of cancer and they're going
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: to take her to the doctor and shoot her in
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: the head.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: Is that how they operate? This is what she.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: Told the neighbor because Jay was out talking to the
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: neighbor and she wandered up because that's what she does,
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: wanders about. I've got me all kinds of cancer and
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: they're going to take me to the doctor and shoot
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: me in the head. I'm like.
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: That's not what they did with Angelina Jolie. It's equally
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: as scary, I suppose.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: And she didn't even have cancer. She thought she might
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: get it.
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I was going through this yesterday that she
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: had cancerous cells is what I was told. I was like,
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: if she didn't have them at all, that's crazy. But
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: if she... Because apparently her mom... Yeah, her mom died.
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: But again, I'm like, okay, yeah, but her mom didn't
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: die from breast cancer. Her mom died from ovarian cancer.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: She's getting her ovaries taken out too. I know.
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: I was like, how many things can you get rid
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: of here? Cancer sucks. It's a losing battle.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: There's nothing you can do. With the genes she had,
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: she had an 85% chance of getting breast cancer. So
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: now that she's gotten removed and had reconstructive surgery, now
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: she's down to like a 5% chance.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: I mean, she's got kids. She's got family to take
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: care of. I totally appreciate what she's doing, but I'm
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: just like, That's a lot to deal with. Like, all
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: of these surgeries. That's crazy.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: Now she's getting ready to have both of her ovaries
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: taken out.
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: It's like, damn.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: She needs to recover because we need a salt, too.
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: That's all I'm saying.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: Didn't she die in the first one?
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: Come back, Angelina.
• 48:16
  Speaker 11: Come back.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: Did she die in the first one? I've never seen it.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: I heard she died.
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: I actually love salt.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: I've never seen it.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: I was probably one of the few people. I thought
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: it was a pretty entertaining action movie. It had a
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: fun little dynamic. It had Liev Schreiner. I like that guy.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: Cotton Weary yeah Cotton Weary he's always going to be
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: Cotton Weary I know.
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: I still kind of think of him as Cotton Weary
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: we need to get him on the show too he
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: seems like a cool guy I can't think if.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: I've watched anything else it's been so long since I've
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: done the show that I really don't remember what I've done.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: We can round it out if you're out of ideas
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: I think I'm out of.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: Ideas and I kind of have to pee I don't
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: want to take our audience with me on that.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: Excursion no I still want to be able to use
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: these mics I'm not letting you take it.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: With you okay good All right. I don't even think
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: my boyfriend texts me from the bathroom. I don't. I
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: don't do that.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: It's inappropriate.
• 49:08
  Speaker 9: It is.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: I don't like it.
• 49:09
  Speaker 9: Stop.
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: Well, you guys have gotten your misty fix for a while,
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: until probably the next. I have decided, if nothing else,
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: now you're our, what was I calling it?
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: Road correspondence.
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: Our convention correspondent.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: Hell, yeah.
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: That's usually when we see you. Every once in a while,
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: we'll drag everything to your house. That way, you don't
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: have to leave the house to record.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: My house is a very comfortable temperature.
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, compared to mine, it is. I think we've rounded
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: out our misty time. For now. I'm sure you will
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: be back in the near future, whether they like it
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: or not.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: Who cares if they like it or not?
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: I like bringing you back on, so you're on as
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: far as I'm concerned. There's no escape from the meltdown.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: I think we've rambled on.
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: Yep. Yep.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: I need to go pee still.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: I think we should round this one out. So say goodbye, Misty.
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: Until next time.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: Goodbye, Misty.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: You're not. To the listeners.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: I'm still denying that anybody actually listens.
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: You've seen them. They walked up and said, you've met
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: several today.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: You probably paid them.
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: No, no, no. I've seen them at the last show.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: They've not listened to ones that I've been on. Therefore,
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: they are not one of my listeners.
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: Well, most people stop listening when they realize you're on
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: it because they're offended and appalled and what else were they?
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: Shocked.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: Shocked.
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: They are shocked by your language.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: That's why I'm not on very much. I figure you
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: got your smart people and your presentable people.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: It's not me, but the other people are quite smart
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: that are on the show. So, you know. And then
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: I bring you on and we balance things out because
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: we're both dumb. So it's cool.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: I'm not dumb. I'm just a bitch.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: That too.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: I speak my words and they're usually bad.
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: Can't argue that.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: Chock full of profanities.
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: If I can string together more than one fucking sentence
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: without a profanity, you're lucky.
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: Didn't work that time. I know, right?
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: That was a fragment, so it didn't really fucking count.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: Even though there are small children wandering by. It's not
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: really that small.
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: It's not stopped you before.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: I know it has not.
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: Tell them all goodbye.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: Goodbye.
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: Otherwise, that about does it. We will return next week.
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: Same geek time, same geek feed. Thanks for listening.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: Except for me, I probably won't return next week.
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: The show will. You are a slacker and you don't
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: leave the house. Okay. You can't argue that one. We
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: usually have to bring it to you. Convention correspondent.
• 51:23
  Speaker 6: That's all I'm saying.
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: Used to come from miles around, have dinner on the
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: ground underneath those old shaped trees. And sing the old
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: songs in shaped notes in four part harmony. Like he
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: set me free and he invited me and anywhere is home.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: How long?
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: Has it been since you heard an old convention song?
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: I'd still, I'd still love to.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Hear, love to hear those old convention songs.
• 51:52
  Speaker 9: That I heard, that I heard as a child, as
• 51:55
  Speaker 9: I sang them all day long.
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: Like I'm a-gonna walk in just a little talk and
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: all the day long. How long has it been since
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: you heard an old convention song?
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: Gospel songs today have a lot to say. They lift
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: you up when you're feeling down. Some have a country flavor.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: Some have a modern sound. They all serve the need
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: of planning seats, so I know they can't go wrong.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: So there's none so dear as when I hear an
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: old convention song. I'd still love to hear those old
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: convention songs.
• 52:44
  Speaker 9: How long has it been since you heard an.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: Old convention song?
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: How long has it been since you heard after a while?
• 52:51
  Speaker 6: How long since you heard?
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: Give the world a smile.
• 53:11
  Speaker 9: How long since you heard I'm winging my way back home?
• 53:16
  Speaker 9: How long has it been since you heard an old
• 53:20
  Speaker 9: condition song? How long has it been since you heard
• 53:25
  Speaker 9: an old condition song?
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: An old condition song.
• 53:43
  Speaker 6: This episode is a production of Movie Meltdown, produced and
• 53:46
  Speaker 6: edited by The Oddity Studios, with opening music performed by
• 53:49
  Speaker 6: The Empires. For more on how to sponsor or support
• 53:52
  Speaker 6: the show, email producer at moviemeltdown.com.
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: Talk hard!