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- 0:00Section fifteen of Women of Versailles, The Court of Louis the fourteenth by our
- 0:05tour Leon Ambert de Saint Ament, translated by Elizabeth Gilbert Martin. This librovox
- 0:12recording is in the public domain. Read by Pamel and Agami, Chapter eleven,
- 0:19The Duchess of or Leon, Part two. The theological discussions which occupied
- 0:26so much space at court did not awaken the slightest interest in the princess.
- 0:32On this head, she writes, all they tell us about the other world
- 0:36is incomprehensible. It seems to me impossible to comprehend what God does with us,
- 0:42and that we ought to confine ourselves to admiring His omnipotence without desiring to
- 0:48argue about His goodness and justice. The beautiful and touching ceremonies of Catholicism,
- 0:55the long sermons, the protracted offices did not greatly please Madame I think.
- 1:03She writes that Monsieur is a devitee, and that he resembles Henry the Third
- 1:07in every way. If this is the road to heaven, I shall certainly
- 1:12never enter it. Seeing that I find it impossible to hear a high mass.
- 1:19I get through with my devotions very expeditiously, for I have a chaplain
- 1:23who hurries through his Mass in a quarter of an hour, which just suits
- 1:27me. In plain chant, she detested what she described as an eternal naming
- 1:33of the vowels, and referring to it, she said, very often,
- 1:38if I dared, I would run out of the church. So insupportable as
- 1:42this to me. I like Doctor Luther for having composed some fine hymns,
- 1:49and I am persuaded that it has given many people the notion of becoming Lutherans,
- 1:56for those hymns have something gay about them. Madame, who was very
- 2:00observant, analyzed and described the various kinds of piety exhibited by the courtiers.
- 2:07In matters of devotion, I see that everyone follows his inclination. Those who
- 2:14like to babble want to pray a good deal. Those who are generous by
- 2:17nature always give alms. Those who are choleric and easily annoyed are constantly in
- 2:24transports and want to kill everybody. Those, on the other hand, who
- 2:30are gay, think they can serve God very well by rejoicing in all things
- 2:35and being annoyed by nothing. In short, devotion is for those addicted to
- 2:40it a touchstone which discovers their natural inclinations. For my part, I think
- 2:49the worst devities are the ambitious ones who simulate devotion in order to rule,
- 2:54and who claim to render a great service to God by subjecting everything to their
- 3:00power. The most supportable are those who, having been very amorous, when
- 3:06they once take God for their object, think of nothing but speaking to him
- 3:10affectionately, and leave everybody else at peace. What shocked Madame was not religion,
- 3:17which she respected, but the hypocrites who used it as a mask.
- 3:23Her indignation was not directed against the faith, but against the rising flood of
- 3:29skepticism, and we credit her with sincere grief when she wrote in sixteen ninety
- 3:34nine, the faith is so extinct in this country that one hardly finds a
- 3:39single young man who does not wish to be an atheist. But what is
- 3:44stranger still is that the same individual who turns atheist at Paris plays the devitee
- 3:51at court. It is claimed also that all the suicides which have been so
- 3:57frequent lately are caused by atheist. With such an opinion of the courtiers,
- 4:02it is easy to understand how badly off the Princess Palatine must have found herself
- 4:09among them. German to the end of her fingernails. She suffered when obliged
- 4:15to live beside the enemies of her country, and the conflagrations of the Palatinate
- 4:20seemed to her infernal flames. This court, which played and danced while the
- 4:27palaces and cabins of Germany were burning, became to her an object of horror.
- 4:33The unhappy people who were expelled from their homes, robbed, despoiled,
- 4:39maltreated. The ruins of Heidelberg, Manheim, Anderdach, Baden, Rastadt,
- 4:46speia Wums were constantly in her mind, pursued as by phantoms. She was
- 4:53a prey to patriotic despair and anguish, and felt herself a prisoner in the
- 4:58splendid palace of their side. There is something touching in her plaints. Were
- 5:03it to save my life, it is impossible for me not to regret being
- 5:09so, to say, the pretext for the ruin of my country. I
- 5:14cannot look on coolly while they destroy it a single blow. And that poor
- 5:17Mannheim, all that cost the late Prince elector my father so much toil and
- 5:24trouble. Yes, when I think of all that has been ruined there.
- 5:29It fills me with such horror that every night, as soon as I begin
- 5:33to fall asleep, I seem to be at Heidelberger Monheim, beholding the ravages
- 5:40that have been committed. Then I start up wide awake, and it takes
- 5:45me more than two hours to go to sleep again. I fancy how it
- 5:48all was in my time, and to what condition it has been reduced to
- 5:54day. I consider also in what condition I am myself, and I cannot
- 6:00avoid weeping bitter tears. The Princess found few with whom she sympathized. In
- 6:05this large and brilliant court. She admired neither the men, the women,
- 6:12nor the things that figured there. Everything displeased and annoyed her. The figure
- 6:18of the King, whom she somewhat ironically called the Great Man, was the
- 6:23only one that seemed to her majestic, And even on that sun she discovered
- 6:29many spots. Her family afforded her no satisfaction. She had the sorriest opinion
- 6:35of her husband, who was incessantly occupied with futilities, masquerades, and cynical
- 6:42intrigues. One of her letters, written in sixteen ninety six, contains this
- 6:46curious passage Monsieurs says openly, and he had not concealed it from either his
- 6:54daughter or me, that as he is beginning to grow old, he has
- 6:58no time to lose. That he will do everything and spare nothing to amuse
- 7:02himself up to the last. That those who survive him will know how to
- 7:08spend their time after their own fashion. But that he loves himself better than
- 7:13me or his children, and that in consequence he intends, so long as
- 7:17he lives, to attend to no one but himself, and he acts as
- 7:23he talks. Madame was not more happy in her son, the future Regent,
- 7:29than in her husband. The judgment she passed on this son, who
- 7:33wilfully spoiled the fine qualities he had been endowed with by nature, justifies that
- 7:40of Louis the fourteenth. On this boaster of vices, fant feren De vises,
- 7:47although his inclinations are in reality serious, she writes, and he does
- 7:53not take kindly to debauchery, he yields to it solely to imitate others.
- 7:59And that what annoys me most of all. If the pleasure were in his
- 8:03nature, I should not have much to say against it, but that he
- 8:09should do violence to himself in order to take to vice and talk twaddle,
- 8:13while at the same time he hides everything that is good in him. This
- 8:18is what I cannot endure without pain. The Princess Palatine had a horror of
- 8:24illegitimate births, and her pride was outraged by the rank occupied at court by
- 8:30the daughters of Louis the fourteenth and Madame de Montespont, whom she detested,
- 8:37to use her own expression as being the bastards of a double adultery, the
- 8:43children of the worst and most abandoned woman that the earth can bear. Hence,
- 8:48when her son consented to marry one of these bastards, she was so
- 8:54enraged as to give him in the gallery of their sille, that vigorous and
- 8:58resounding slap in the face which re echoes so plainly in Saint Simon's memoirs.
- 9:05She wrote in seventeen hundred, my son has caused me much grief in addition
- 9:11to his marriage. What I find worst in his conduct is that I am
- 9:16the only one who cannot have his friendship, For with that exception, he
- 9:20is good to everybody, and yet I have only lost his friendship by always
- 9:26advising him in his own interest. At present I have taken my stand.
- 9:33I say nothing more to him, and speak to him as I would to
- 9:35the first comer of indifferent things. But it is a very painful thing not
- 9:41to be able to open one's heart to those one loves. Inwardly, tormented
- 9:48and exasperated by her husband's favorites, saddened as a wife, a mother,
- 9:52and a German, Madame cared little for the splendors of Versailles and Saint clud
- 10:00where her existence was a blending of luxury and poverty. Certainly, said she,
- 10:05I would attach great value to grandeur if one could have all that should
- 10:11accompany it, plenty of gold, for instance, in order to be magnificent,
- 10:16and the power to assist the good and punish the wicked. But to
- 10:20have only the name of grandeur without the money, to be reduced to the
- 10:26strictest necessaries, to live under perpetual constraint, without its being possible to have
- 10:33any society. This seems to me, in truth, perfectly insipid, and
- 10:37I care nothing whatever about it. I should prize more a condition in which
- 10:43one could amuse one's self with good friends, without the troubles of grandeur,
- 10:48and do with one's property whatever one pleased. How did the Princess Palatine continue
- 10:56to divert herself from so many worries and cares by hunting and writing? The
- 11:03chase and still more the epistolary style. These were her two passions, her
- 11:07two manias. From sixteen seventy one, the year of her marriage, to
- 11:13seventeen twenty two, the year of her death, she never stopped writing letters
- 11:18to members of her German family. On Mondays, she wrote to Savoy,
- 11:24on Wednesdays, to Modona Thursdays and Sundays to Hanover. But this rage for
- 11:31scribbling was fatal to her. Notwithstanding, her correspondence, opened at the post
- 11:37office, was sent to Madame de Mantinon, who showed the imprudent Princess a
- 11:43letter full of the most outrageous insults one can fancy, says Saint Simon,
- 11:50whether at this aspect and this reading Madame did not think of dying on the
- 11:56spot she began to cry, and Madame de mantinean to represent modestly to her
- 12:03the enormity of every part of this letter, and in a foreign country too.
- 12:09The best excuse for Madame was to own up what she could not deny
- 12:15pardons, repentances, prayers, promises. Madame de Mantinon coldly enjoyed her triumph
- 12:22for some time, letting the princess choke over her words, weep and try
- 12:28to take her hands. It was a terrible humiliation for so arrogant and proud
- 12:33a German. Nothing more is needed to explain the hatred of the Princess Palatine
- 12:39for her, to whom in her rage she applied the old German proverb,
- 12:43where the devil cannot go himself, he sends an old woman. Madame quieted
- 12:50down when she became a widow in seventeen o one. No convent, said
- 12:56she the day after Monsieur died. Let no one talk to me about a
- 13:01convent. Happy to remain at court in spite of the ill things she had
- 13:05said about it, she softened toward Madame de Mantonan sufficiently to write in seventeen
- 13:11twelve, although the old woman is our most cruel enemy. Still I wish
- 13:18her a long life, for everything would go ten times worse than it does
- 13:22if the King were to die now, he has loved this woman so much
- 13:26that he certainly would not survive her. Therefore, I hope she may live
- 13:31for many years. Madame ended her days like a good Christian, and Massillon,
- 13:37in a beautiful funeral oration rendered due homage to the courage she had displayed
- 13:43in her last sufferings. To those who surrounded her death bed, she had
- 13:48said, with a calmness worthy of Louis the fourteenth, we shall meet again
- 13:54in heaven to sum up. Madame, the Duchess of Orleon, is a
- 14:00very strange type, but she demands attention, whether or no, in her
- 14:05uprightness and good sense. Justice and humanity coexist with great caprices in her letters.
- 14:13Amidst a mass of insignificant details, more or less inexact anecdotes, commonplaces,
- 14:20and worldly gossip, there are thoughts worthy of a moralist, and judgments
- 14:26that bear the stamp of wisdom. It is true she preached morality in cynical
- 14:31language, but if she speaks of debauchery, it is only to stigmatize it
- 14:37and depict its shamefulness. She has at least the merit of seeing vice as
- 14:43it is, of looking it in the face, of detesting it with a
- 14:48warlike, aggressive, irreconcilable hatred, of stigmatizing it in Rabelasian accents, whose
- 14:56triviality renders them more striking than fine hum For that matter, are not crudities
- 15:03of language and audacities of expression less dangerous than certain refinements of half mystical,
- 15:11half sensual poesy, which, by confounding the alcove with the oratory, envelop
- 15:18voluptuousness in a cloud of incense. End of Section fifteen.