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Don't hold my man's hand! · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_02: You know, when you work in a specific service industry, you get all the dirt.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you're a hairstylist, oh my hairstylist knows all those skeletons.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I would even go as far as saying, I think for a manicurist, you probably because you're sitting there, you're face to face, you what else are you gonna do except, you know, spill all of it, right?
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  SPEAKER_02: Right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well that's what happened with this one.
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  SPEAKER_02: Listen to this manicurist and what she ran into.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's not it's not so much that she always gets all the dirt, it's specific to this dirt.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll hold his hand for you.
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  SPEAKER_00: You don't have to touch him.
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  SPEAKER_00: How can I not touch him?
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  SPEAKER_00: I got you want me to do his nail or not?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I do.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's why I'm gonna hold it for you because you don't need to be holding my boyfriend's hand.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_00: You want to do his his nail for him?
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  SPEAKER_00: You're a professional.
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  SPEAKER_00: You should be able to do this.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's nothing wrong with you.
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  SPEAKER_00: You got issues.
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  SPEAKER_00: You got trust issues.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, I don't.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you look at his face?
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't not trust him.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't trust you.
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  SPEAKER_00: What do you mean I'm married?
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't care.
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  SPEAKER_00: I have a good-looking husband.
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  SPEAKER_00: Your boyfriend looks ugly.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_00: I don't care what you do.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's not my type.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_00: That's what everybody says until you find them in bed together.
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  SPEAKER_00: If you don't trust me, you can sit here and do his own nail because that's ridiculous.
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  SPEAKER_00: And you're crazy for dating her.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know somebody.
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  SPEAKER_01: Holy crap! I know somebody who didn't want their significant other to go to get a massage.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because of this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um I get it.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're naked.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're a table.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're not even.
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  SPEAKER_01: Robert Kraft has perfected this.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you don't even have to be totally naked for the massage.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, I like to be.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_02: Well, listen, the if the wind changes direction, clothes fly off you.
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  SPEAKER_02: So don't worry about you.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but it it it is I I could see that being a little bit for some people, much, especially if they don't necessarily know the person.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, like I mean, uh how many people go in and go, hey, before I get a massage, I better bring my wife with me to meet you.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_02: That doesn't really happen.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_01: No, and I'm here because I'm hurting, or I just need to get a kink out or relax, whatever.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't want somebody to be like, you can't get a massage.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'd have been so embarrassed if that if I was that guy.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, uh like I I wish I could watch this unfold because the guy I I I mean, or he's beaten to uh submission and that's what he's used to.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, what was that?
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  SPEAKER_02: Which actually, now that I think about it, is probably more the truth.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_01: What's the phrase that you always say?
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_01: She has my balls in her purse.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_01: Oh god, yes.