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RHOC Recap "Sarsaparilla Shannon" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama Darling, Drama Darling, Drama, Darling. It's drama Darling. Welcome
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back to another drama Darling with me. Emmy Phillips. Emily Dteresis is here
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joining me as always. Hi, Hello, Well Emily, shall I share
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with the group who don't get the video version? Shall shall I share the
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obvious? If you're looking at us, you'll notice something here. And if
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sign up for Tier two. You get all video recaps right there. Emily
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and I fortuitously symbiotically wore heart shirts today like we're talking, like in your
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face, like I have a huge it's a lot urge heart, as Eddie
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would probably say, we have. We both have hard hearts on hard on.
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Oh right, Eddie, of course he would yes, and considering that
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that that's the double joke for him because he has aphib and we know what
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he's ship not fun, not fun. That's why we're wearing the shirt we
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wanted. We're supporting Eddie. Eddie. There you go, Okay, so
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there you go. We found it, we found it, we landed on
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it. Emily is wearing well, they're both white teese and and Emily has
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several different shades of heart scattered through about her T shirt, many of which
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you know. I mean like we're just a two little squares in this camera,
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but we can very well see our hearts. Yeah, my Amy's looks
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like, uh, they're both they're both very July summary shirts even though it's
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June. Both of us would fit in well at a county fair, which
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is good, perfect for Orange County recapping because I feel like I feel like
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I feel like they have county fairs down there all the time and things of
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that nature. Well, we're doing Orange County today and tomorrow is going to
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be Project Runway. Hello, and and the Bachelorette. Can you even you
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have a day? Oh? I have a day, and I'm excited about
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it. Can't wait to dive into the Bachelorette. I am loving Project Runway
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All Stars. I should say it's the All Stars and it's twenty years that
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they've been on the air, so it's like pretty amazing. Did you ever
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watch Project Runway? You know, I used to watch it, and it's
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not that I don't like it, it's just that I fell off and I
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haven't gotten back on in a few years. Sure, sure, understandable.
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Well, listen, I have a bonyagina. It's like a lot a lot
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of skiing. It's just I'm feeling it on the boat. She was in
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a mood. Oh she sure cannot wait to discuss that. Before we get
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into some dish. I have a coaster update for those of you who are
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just vigorously following my coaster journey, because you know, I'm in the mood,
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in the in the market for a new coaster. I pulled the trigger
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and the reveal is here. The reveal here. Oh, they already came
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in because I mean, it's an Amazon buy, so we're talking. It
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is a silicone on the back and around the edges and felt in the middle,
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felt in the middle. You know that you do, and you know,
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let's yeah, because I think this is what I want. I wanted
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to be absorbent. I wanted the framework of something that can it was sturdy,
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and this just says and this is the way it's described a rustic farmhouse
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coaster, which I don't know, is it. I'm not sure. I'm
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not sure. Rustic farmhouse is a good uh search church? Oh yeah?
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For home decor, these days, so certainly, which this isn't not.
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I'm not a rustic farmhouse gal. Necessarily I wouldn't have said rustic farmhouse for
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that, But I'm just saying they would have put it. They would have
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said it because they know people are looking for it, right, they know
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it. But this color is called sand Dunes, so it's got different shades
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if you will. I mean, look, I'm not looking for major kudos
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on these coasters because i mean, look, it's a four pack of like
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sixteen bucks. It is what it is. But i just want to give
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you an update. Okay, this is where I'm landing. This is what
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I'm going to do. Thank you for all of the coaster from wool to
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Marble, sand Resin. Everybody really piped in. And this isn't the end
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of my journey, but for now, this is where all land. Emily.
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Do you have a coaster update? Yeah? I have had these coasters
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forever. I use them all the time. They're not They're going to do
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exactly what you don't want them to do. They're going to stick to a
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These are a gift from Jessica Joy to me. There's Jessica Joy shout out.
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Yeah, that's what we're looking at. Oh, I'm sorry. This
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is Lisa Rinna in a as maybe Queen Elizabeth holding the blue bunny. Those
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are incredible, okay. And then here's this is Ramona Singer, also in
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an Elizabethan time, but she's almost doing Amy's impression in a coaster. A
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little more to your left. Okay, let me see I I slid my
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my video off there you go right there? Perfect? Oh my, that
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is that one where Amy and hooks her jaw in a shock as Ramona does.
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Very easy to do, oh sonya. And also Elizabethian gear. Yeah,
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and these are very smart, elegant coasters that will stick to your cup.
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But I love them. We use them all the time. I have
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a vander Pump one. But I don't know where she is, probably on
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their glass. She's in Vegas. This is where she is. She's building
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her empire there. You know what's interesting is I don't know who made those,
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but so I think Jess got them on Etsy. Okay. Well,
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you know those pet portraits that people can do where they can have their cat
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dressed up as a you know you got me that too. Oh my god,
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I have one of those as well. May I just step away from
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one second to get that it's just right here. Don't anybody panic. This
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is not dead air. This is not dead air. We have dead air.
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This is Swoopy. Oh that's greorable. Yeah, the eyes are really
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good. I know my three cats are dead and Jess got a portrait of
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them for me and we have it over their remains. A what you mean,
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are there remains in like a uh, they're you know, their ashes,
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you know, they come in like a box. And so there are
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three boxes and above them is this very royal paint. That's great. Yeah,
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I shall put Swoopy. Yeah, yes, Swoopy is right next to
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the lamp. She probably put her on the other side so you can see
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her in front of my Jill Zarin candle, my Manifestation candle. Hello Swoopy.
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Yeah yeah, okay. Well that was a fun coaster update and cat
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updates as well. I maybe mine was a bit of a downer. Everybody
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festive shirts relatable and we all we you know, if you've listened to the
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show, we know the journey and we know what you've been through. And
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in the end, they were amazing cats and they no longer are suffering.
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Oh yeah, sure, they were seventeen. They had a great life.
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They were indoor cats. Oh the places they didn't go, those cats,
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the world they didn't see. Oh my gosh. Well from cats to makeup,
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ladies, I got the makeup for you. If you're not using cream
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Well, we do have some dish to discuss today, as we always
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do, but I've got a real fun one for you. Serving dish.
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I actually was lying in bed last night as I do, and I pulled
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up my Instagram, as I shouldn't before going to bed. But thank god,
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I did you know, the the Bravo gods were with me, and
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I saw Kathy Hilton pop up doing the live stop seriously, which nie probably
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about a ten thirty quarter to eleven too late. Well TV trayser packed away.
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She should have been in bed. The counters have been wiped down.
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No such thing. No such thing. I immediately and I joined right quick,
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and boy did I stay on longer. I had to leave, like
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I had to actually go to bed. So I was in an accident that
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she turned it on in her pocket book. Not an accident. It was
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not an accident. The lady who she who works for her was nearby.
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We got to see the lady. I mean, there was so much that's
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going on, so let me just give you a little bit of a play
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by play. I had to dip out at like eleven fifteen. Good.
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I stayed on for almost a half an hour, and I was like,
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oh, come on, wrap it up. I want to go to bed,
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but I can't miss this. This was so good. It was not
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just Kathy, it was Kathy and Kim whoa so as Kathy says, this
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is my worth live. I did two with Coil and one with someone else,
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and another with someone else who wasn't Coil, and then this was Kim's
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first live. So I mean, we are talking Kim at her finest.
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She's on the heels, she's just actually, you know, coming out of
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the wedding of her daughter. I can also said Kim is better in the
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mornings. We all know, even I know she's sober, but our girl
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gets tired, gets a little loopy at night. They were both loopy,
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but in a good way. And boy, there's so much I need to
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tell you, but the first and the biggest story is this, and you're
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not gonna believe it. You're not gonna believe us. Her dress at the
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wedding was not the right dress. It was only part of the dress she
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was supposed to wear. My fucking god, that that was the overlay of
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her dress. They only shipped one part. The other part didn't arrive.
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She was freaking out right before the wedding. They didn't know what to do.
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She was like, where am I going to get a mother of the
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bride dress? At this point, I have to walk down the aisle At
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this point, what am I I know, I marshals, I mean just
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put we're a sun dress and put that over top of it. Yeah,
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she didn't. So she went ahead and she was like, I have a
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sports bra and some nice panties and I thought i'd throw a belt on it.
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Like. So her real dress that was supposed to be under that overlay
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did not arrive, and she was devastated. She was like crying. She
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was like, I don't wanna, you know, I want to look the
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best for my daughter and my future son in law, and I want to
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like I don't, you know. So she was conflicted. Surely everyone there
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brought extra dresses or at least somebody had one from the rehearsal dinner. Like,
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I don't understand. That almost makes it worse, you know it.
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I wish I know it almost like this is the dress and this was a
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statement, yes, But she went ahead and wore that. Yeah, And
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I was like, oh, well, okay, fine, it's not about
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me, it's about the bride, it's not about the mother of the bride,
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and just decided to go for it. She had special boots that were
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supposed to come. They didn't arrive either. Oh gosh. So that is
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the biggest scoop of the evening. And I don't know if this is the
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first time that she like spoke to it, because I didn't see it out
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there in the universe, you know, I don't know if she like,
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no, no, no, it's not out there. You have an exclusive
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scoop because I was one of the eight hundred and ten people who were watching
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it last night, and I watched the numbers because I was like, if
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I'm ready to dip out, like I'm waiting for everybody else to leave,
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because I'm thinking, you know, one person leaves, you kind of like
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start to leave. And people were hanging in there. I mean it started
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about one hundred, eight hundred and fifty. It dropped to eight hundred,
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eight hundred and ten, and it was about eight ten and when I left,
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Oh my gosh, solid audience all West coast, probably because everybody else
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is asleep. That's what I'm thinking too. Crystal joined and we saw the
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lady who her name is? I think her name is Nancy. Now I
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can't remember what is her name again? Remember when she was like, the
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lady has my wallet? Ask the lady at the house. Remember that?
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So Kathy made a joke because they were at Kathy's house. Okay, they
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were at Kathy's and then at some point Kathy leaves to go change into pajamas
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and comes back. She's like these aren't they cute? And Kim's said,
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can I have a pair of those? And She's said, well I don't
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have another pair? Oh well, now you're willing to borrow clothes, Kim
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Kathy? Uh, let's see. Oh there were any time they couldn't really
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read the comments obviously, of course. I mean Kathy did have her glasses
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on many times. She was like, where are my glosses? Mos?
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Where's my glosses? Someone was kind of helping them at times, and then
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it got stuck and she was like, it's stuck, mos, it's stuck.
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So for about five minutes they thought it was stuck, but it wasn't
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stuck. I mean we I was watching. I don't know what was stuck
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on their end, but it was moving for us. Perfect. Okay,
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now here's here's the best part. Well, Kathy comes back with a coke,
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you know, a coke just like she did. You know how she
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was drinking that red bull in bed and aspen. I mean, that's really
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she came back drinking a coke. I think she's such an horror. She's
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a night owl, that Kathy, She's a night owl? Who else joined
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Carter, her son, and Paris's husband. Carter was on right. Carter
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Room were there, so he was on he was on the zoom. I'm
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sorry now I sound like fucking Kathy Hill and he was on the zoom.
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No, he was on the live. He would pop up in the comments,
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I understand, okay, and he was like, Kathy's the goat.
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And then people were buying badges and Kathy's like, what are these badges?
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I don't I don't understand what are these Kyle? What are these badges?
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And k Kyle isn't there, so it took no one. She still didn't
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understand what the badges were because Kim's like, what are badges? And then
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Carter would pop in to the comments and say things like they're to support you
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one ninety nine, to support you know, your your lives, and She's
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like, what, I don't don't understand. We're what do they look like?
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What do the badges look like? I mean, it was everything you'd
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want out of Kathy Hilton. People were doing I was doing hearts constantly,
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is when when something would pop off, I do hearts, and then Kathy
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would be like, oh I love the hearts. Oh I love seeing the
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hearts. So little the hearts. That's why we were wearing these shirts.
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Oh my god, yes, these are for you. Kathy and and Kim.
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They both applied lip gloss, the same lip gloss at the same time
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they're known to do. Let's see what else. Oh so okay, this
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was Kim. Okay could not get a word in edgewise with Kathy. I
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mean, clearly we all know that that would happen. You know, you
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can't. Kathy's gonna, you know, a railroad Kim. But of course,
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but all in good fun. I mean she's not so so Kim is
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like telling this story about her necklace, because Kathy's like, oh I love
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that, I love that piece, I love that of yours. Where did
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you get this? And She's like, well, Kyle gave me this anchor
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or like whatever it was, you know, and I got this from that.
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And then and then of course Kathy's got I mean she must have ADHD
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because she's like, that's so great. Oh the hearts though, I love
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the hearts oh, who's here? Where are my glasses? Mos? Like
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she get and so Kim started to tell this story. She was like,
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it was all tangled up, and so here you're gonna Kathy, You're gonna
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love this. You're gonna love this, Kathy, You're gonna love this story.
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You're wait to wait to hear this. You're gonna want let me finish,
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let me finish, And she kept getting interrupted. She could not finish
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this story for like the forty five minutes that I was hanging. Well,
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I'm exaggerating now, but at this point later, I'm like, finish the
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necklace story. Finish the necklace story, because it seemed like very spiritual,
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poignant. Kim wanted to make a point so bad and your phone autopil finished
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the necklace story. Now as soon as you type an A, you typed
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it so many times. I finished the necklace story. I'm like, get
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ai, I'm here to finish the necklace story. Somebody finished the necklace story.
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Well, she finally did, but this was after Crystal came in.
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I mean literally like pajamas. Kim went and changed into pajamas, another set
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of pajamas and a scarf. It so but the funniest part was when Kim's
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like, see, here's the thing. This was tangled up. This necklace
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was tangled up for the longest time. I couldn't get it undone. And
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then she's got, oh, I hate that. That is a pet peeves.
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Anybody have pet peeves? I have pet peeves. I had a necklace
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I couldn't get undone, and I asked Nicki. I said, NICKI,
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can you work on this necklace of mine? And Nicky said no. Mom.
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So I was on Diane von Furstenberg's private plane and she saw the necklace
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and I said, I can't get this on down. And Diane untangled my
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necklace and she said it was like therapy. Yeah, it's like therapy.
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So anyway about my necklace story. So it was all tangled up, and
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there's words faith, hope, believe, I love DVF when her and I,
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oh, I love the hearts, look at the hearts. Oh,
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Kim, I mean, it just went on like you would not believe.
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So finally Crystal joins in the middle of Kim trying to tell this story.
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Okayse She's like, and then when I got to the believe part, and
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it was untangling that was the only word that it wasn't untangling, And all
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of a sudden, Oh, Crystal's here, Crystal, can we eat most?
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Can we get Crystal in here? Oh? Crystal. I was just
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telling the girls about you, I said to Kyle. I said, Kyle,
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the girls, and by the girls, I mean Crystal, oh Gars
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so oh to all the girls like she she was, she couldn't remember a
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lot of their names. So finally she just gave it and was like all
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the girls, you know, Kim, Nikki Paris, like she couldn't,
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you know. And then She's like, I was just saying, there were
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so lucky to have all these girls. And then Crystal's in there, Rob's
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next to it, next to her. That was the whole thing. And
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then Kim's like, I just want to tell my necklace. Sorry, but
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what it just dove, just a dove of a girl, Kim, patience
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of job, just just just going with the flow. And then you're like,
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it's all in good fun. Meanwhile, this is like Kim's root of
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all her sadness. It wasn't good fine, it was like good fun.
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Kim's like, one day I'll be able to finish a sentence. The irony
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is that Kathy doesn't finish sentences. Ah, and she doesn't let anyone else
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do it either. Right. Yes, So finally, finally, you guys,
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I'm here to report that we did get to the end of the necklace
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story. And of course Kathy left for the for the finish of it,
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even though this whole time Kim was trying to tell oh, yeah, so
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she's like and so I finally she's like, right, So Kim tells us,
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thank God. And it was that she said, when I finally get
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this necklace untangled, my life will I think that'll be a metaphor for my
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life being untangled. And so when I got to the wedding, I had
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everything was untangled except for the word believe. And my makeup artists said,
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what's this, what's going on? I said, I haven't been able to
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untangle this believe one man and she took it and the next thing, you
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know, boot bop nah, and the whole thing just came untangled. And
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then the wedding was amazing, Like so, I think it was about sisterhood
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and the fact that Kyle and Kim and Kathy have reunited and made up in
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Aspen, and this necklace was a metaphor for their family and freaking kid him
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right, because look at what happened at this wedding. They all came back
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together. They see they're singing we are family, and and Kathy's just in
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the other room. God knows what's happening. But looking for those badges?
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Did they come out here? Moss? I just checked my mailbox. The
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badges weren't in there. Make sure people know we're not getting the badges.
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Can you tweet? Instagram? It was really a great night. And if
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I miss anything for the last god know how long else were they on?
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Like for how much longer were they on that I missed? I don't know
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because I dipped out. I was like I got to the point where they
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were talking about their dolls and they're like, oh, we had dolls like
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until it was not normal, And Katy's like, yeah, I slept with
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a doll until I was fourteen, And I mean, I just I don't
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know. That's I think where I left off. That's where I left off
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on the live. But the wedding was amazing. So I know Kathy's not
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going to be on this season, right, but maybe she'll be a friend
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of a little bit I don't think she's gonna be at all. Oh yeah,
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I think she doesn't appear at all. From what I understood, there
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was some news that came out that is confirmed Kathy is not a part of
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the season at all. Okay, Yeah, Kim was so appreciative of everybody.
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She was giving so much love to the fans, and she was saying
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how much she appreciates everybody and always has and is just so grateful for everybody.
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She was full of love and light that one. Wow. Yeah that
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necklace came untangled. Yes, really she was happy about But wow, I
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really am gonna miss Kathy, like because that whole Like, she brought such
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a unique vibe to the show. And I know, like we will never
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have what Kathy brought. I don't think no, never, never. She's
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the quirkiest, rich person we've ever had the pleasure of laying our eyes on.
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And she has no filter to maybe like or ability or knowledge to be
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like maybe I'll google that say that loud. Everyone here seems to know like
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this term. But I'm good, I'm just gonna ask. Yeah, she
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and she also knows how to lean into her you know, quirkiness and knows
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how to play it much like Paris. I'm sure Paris learned that from her
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mom. I was just looking on my my my phone because I was trying
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to find the message that someone sent me about okay, so someone messaged me
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and corrected us because and then she said, it's your Bush tax person here.
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There's no tax right offs for remodeling your home, because you know how
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we're talking about Jersey, so we have confirmation on that, but there's no
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tax right off for remodel. I thought that if you upgraded your home,
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like if you like, for example, if you put in like a handicapped
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accessible bathroom, if it ups the value of the resale, I thought that
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could be a write off. Oh that's interesting. Well that seems different than
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what they did in Jersey, which was to take away the ugly decor,
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right, but your point being that that's your point, Joe. If Joe
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Gorga could, if anybody's going to do a work around a tax builds,
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that would mean them. And that's what I was wondering. Yes, yes,
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I got you, I got you. Well I can't find that text
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or I thought I screenshot it. But anyway, well, I think that
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should be enough news for today. I mean, we're already like, well
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into our this episode, so that just recapping that live was enough, don't
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you think for today? So yeah, I think so okay, all right,
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well let's get into our Orange County recap. Well, Orange County,
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Baby, why don't we go to two different Western stores in Orange County to
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go shopping? I have in my notes a Western store Tarama Jen Heather Shop
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for Montana, another Western store Emily Gina Shannon Shop for Montana. Wow,
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they just have it all down there. I mean that that fact that they
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could do two simultaneously Western shopping stores impressive Orange County impressive, impressive and definitely
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unusual when there's not a fight to split up and do the same event,
27:53
you know, like but two different stores. But I was like, oh,
27:56
this is yeah, this was something maybe the And I also was like,
28:00
they must not have a lot of footage at the Girl's Trip if we're
28:03
seeing the right. Yeah, it makes me wonder if they like shot the
28:07
Girl's Trip. And then they were like, let's go and add another scene
28:11
before we get to the Girl's Trip, you know what I mean? Yeah,
28:15
yeah, yeah, we'll see if any of them are actually wearing that
28:18
stuff. From either of those Western stores. We'll see good. Yeah,
28:23
a weird point. I don't know if I want to invest that time.
28:27
But I didn't see anyone check out with anything to do. No, there
28:32
was no checkout. But you know that really is the case. If you
28:36
see a lot of packing footage, sometimes the Girl's trip you get a little
28:41
of that, but sometimes it means boring skies ahead. I do love a
28:48
packing scene. I love, love, love to see how people pack,
28:52
although none of it at this point, none of it really relates to my
28:56
life anyway. Because they have these huge bags and they just throw a bunch
29:00
of designer shit into it, and they're taking so many bags. They don't
29:04
pack smart, they know they don't. And we also my favorite is when
29:10
you have a team of people helping you pack. Heather and then it's just
29:17
her packing is just holding up shit she owns and asking what it does,
29:21
like what of these boots? Do do these boots like? She they she
29:26
just found them, she has them, and then her room of people have
29:32
to her packers have to explain what they are. Those packers went from the
29:36
garage all the way up to her office because they just finished packing up Max
29:41
and Nikky, Oh, I know all they do is packer. They're just
29:45
packers. The packers God to just be able to have packers, I mean
29:52
just packers. The do packers spin off of Bravo on Bravo, Wow,
30:00
that would not be a bad idea, just professional packers and what they have
30:07
to deal with, because like Erica Jane falls into that too. I'm trying
30:10
to think of some other ones. Kathy, Kyle, Kathy, well not
30:17
Kathy does. I think Kyle doesn't. Kyle doesn't because she's always kicking,
30:21
accidentally tripping over the dog when she packs. All right, kidding me right
30:23
now, get out of the suitcase, amby storm. I don't know how
30:32
she gets out of that house. There's so much going on, there's so
30:36
many like, yeah, there's a lot of steps. Also watching them drag
30:41
for some reason, even when you have packers, you still watch them drag
30:45
him down the steps right for the camera. For the camera. Yeah,
30:49
the packers are like, I'm sorry. In our contract, we stop when
30:53
we click it shut. That's where we stop. Sorry. There's someone who
31:00
Atlanta that had packers and I can't Candy as packers. Candy and I and
31:04
Cam at one point, oh, yeahs rip packers were gambled words allegedly.
31:17
So we're in the one Western store and I think, you know, yeah,
31:21
there isn't a big rift between people, but this they're they're making it
31:25
seem like that. So it's like kind of Jen versus Gina because Gina complains
31:29
about Jen. Yeah right, uh, and and then Heather, I'm sorry.
31:36
And then Tamra and Shannon kind of complain about each other a little bit.
31:38
I mean, actually it's not Tamra, it's Shannon. Shannon's like,
31:42
I I'm not gonna let that Tamers sweep its under the rug. So that's
31:48
kind of like where we're landing there. And Gina's like, it's odd for
31:51
me to be around Jane and watch you just a bydel and I have anger
31:56
towards and then her in her confession are being like right now, she's trying
32:02
to help Matt, you know, get rid of his felony charges, get
32:07
his felony charges dropped for their family. And you see that little footage,
32:10
that piece of footage in the kitchen. Yeah, that was weird because she's
32:15
not miked, but they were filming, so that was an odd And then
32:20
I thought, oh, I wonder if that was like a production issue,
32:22
like her mic went out and they had that moment and Gina and Matt weren't
32:28
going to recreate it, so they just were like, well, we can
32:30
do a quick flashback with it. I think it was they weren't shooting at
32:36
the time. I think it took place when they were off schedule and they
32:40
were filming, because that wasn't on a ne scam or an iPhone. It
32:45
wasn't an It wasn't an iPhone. No no, no, that was like
32:50
a that was like a legit shot. No way, I thought it was
32:52
an iPhone. No, no, no, because the shot was like weird.
32:57
It was a wide shot of them at the dining room and then they
33:01
put the flashback filter on it, right, But it was definitely filmed.
33:08
Oh my gosh, that's very strange. Yeah, So I wonder if there
33:13
was an audio issue because that was such a heavy conversation. We haven't seen
33:16
Matt this season. It was like definitely something that I was curious about in
33:22
terms of like the process of what they were doing. So I was like,
33:27
well, somebody messed up in production. Yes, that's such a great
33:30
point. I did not catch that. I just assumed it was iPhone footage
33:34
from like I was saying, but that's wild. Yeah, someone, you
33:38
know what, someone messed up? Sorry, oh my us unless Gina has
33:43
a really good camera and she set up the shot. But like, I
33:47
can't imagine that, you know, yeah, And I honestly think they would
33:54
have shown that it was their own footage. They usually typically show, Yeah,
34:00
but it is like raw footage from their own life, right they knowed
34:05
it somehow or like it's like when they're on the plane, it's like really
34:07
clear or something. But yeah, yeah, I don't know what happened there.
34:12
Okay, Well we do find out that Jen, well, Jen admits
34:20
in this Western Store that Ryan has never been faithful to anyone and that there
34:24
was a time when they were on a break and he may have cheated on
34:29
her, well technically not cheated on her, but that he stepped out.
34:34
And Tamra being like his reputation, I know the girl is sapa and another
34:40
making the obvious. He told you he's a cheater, and people tell you
34:45
who they are. You gotta listen, which is weird for Gen to be
34:50
like, well, I'm just taking my time and like having fun. So
34:53
she has no it sounds like she has no interest in really getting married,
34:58
and yet it I'm a little confused. I think she has no interest in
35:01
getting rejected about marriage. Like I think she thinks if she really locks into
35:09
the idea of marriage that that will scare Ryan off, but they can joke
35:15
about it and play. But like, I think she absolutely wants to get
35:19
married to Ryan. Okay, because that is the vibe I'm getting. So
35:22
when she's talking about like taking your time and just having fun, I'm like,
35:28
having fun means you guys are not gonna end up together. He's gonna
35:31
just keep cheating? How is he not? Like I understand they've got a
35:36
great sex life. She was very clear about that. Good for them,
35:40
But this is terrifying for her. I mean, knowingly going into a relationship
35:45
where well, not only does she have an affair, but he's a cheater.
35:50
I mean, are they just meant to be and they can work out
35:52
or what? Well, I also feel like she's not a cheater. I
35:57
think that she cheated like she was in a bad situation that she didn't for
36:02
her mentally, she did not want to be there, and she figured a
36:07
way out. I don't think that, like if you're cheated. If you've
36:12
cheated, that doesn't make you a cheater. Correct, I don't think so.
36:17
I think like, so you can make a mistake, Okay, I
36:21
think it can make a mistake, but it still goes with a label.
36:24
Yeah, but I don't think it means you're habitual, Like I don't think
36:29
very true, right, Like, well, so you stole something, you
36:32
stole something, you're a thief, but not for life. Like you're not
36:37
gonna be like, hello, I'm a thief, right right, right right?
36:40
However, you are a thief, you were a thief. I sound
36:45
like Heather debrou You are a thief, you were a thief, you're an
36:50
adulterer. You know, how do you get around the labels? I guess
36:57
if it's a like you're saying, if it's a re occurring incidents, then
37:01
that that really makes you. If it's more than once, then then you
37:05
get the title. Or if it's just once, I think it's like the
37:08
you know, like the scarlet letter. I think like that's a hard position
37:13
to put people in if they were like again, I don't know the timeline
37:17
of their marriage. In terms of like the vibe, here's the vibe I
37:21
get from Jen. They got married young, their life changed a lot,
37:28
and they grew into totally different people, and she started hooking up with this
37:35
guy Ryan and then left her marriage for Ryan. So do I think that
37:43
that makes Jen like always a cheater forever and ever? Well, she did,
37:49
Like, I don't think kidding kidding, I don't think I get what
37:52
you're saying. I get what you're saying too, But I think we can
37:55
all get so angry about it trial so we can also like it, just
38:01
it doesn't justify it if she's been like in a rough situation. If you're
38:07
in a rough situation and you're not unhappy in your marriage, then get out
38:09
of your marriage and then move on. Those are the things that people are
38:14
like always to hold people to task, you know, then get divorced and
38:17
then move on. If you're not so happy Sandoval, you leave Ariana instead
38:22
of starting this whole thing. So I think by making those choices, you
38:25
put yourself in a category that maybe you wouldn't necessarily want to be in.
38:30
But you've made bad choices to not like responsibly consciously uncouple, you know.
38:37
Yeah, Well, I guess what I'm saying is I think Ryan's kind of
38:43
a dog it sounds like. But I don't put Jen in that category just
38:45
because she also cheated. Yeah, I think they're two different types of cheaters.
38:51
Yeah, hers, like you said, was probably a one off and
38:53
she as a result of not being happy in her marriage and for so long,
38:58
and and his is sounds like it's more of an habitual thing and to
39:02
be certainly worried about in the future. Yes, yeah, that for sure,
39:09
there will. No one's going to be surprised, like when we find
39:14
out that he has a girlfriend this whole season and that girlfriend is Shannon Bador.
39:19
And but on the flip side, if you are willing to do that
39:24
to begin with, you may be willing to do it again, much like
39:29
Sandoval in the Christen situation with Ariana. Like everyone say, Jen would like
39:36
it Gen Yeah, Now I'm thinking if you ad all, I do,
39:40
I think there's going to be a genda all anyway, Well we'll move on
39:46
from that. But she would totally hook up with uh yeah, sports,
39:55
I don't know. I don't I would put money on most women in the
40:01
OC, most of the housewives in the o C would totally hook up with
40:07
sand of ball. Well, if we're talking about which ones would do it.
40:10
I would think I would think Jen would. I don't think Gina would.
40:15
I don't think Heather would. I don't think Taramra would. No,
40:20
Tara would be like, you're disgusting. Tamra would totally do it. Why.
40:24
She would think it was a joke but mild. They'd be having sex
40:28
and she'd be like, is this hilarious? Shannon might, but only if
40:37
he Shannon Hanna, Shannon, are you kidding? Shannon Shannon would? She
40:45
would. I don't know how I got my stuff in this situation, but
40:49
I just I just irresistible, and I love rock bands, and he's a
40:52
great singer and I love rock. She would be the first. Actually,
41:00
she'd be going. She'd show up to one of his shows. Vicky would
41:02
do it. Vicky would do it, Lydia Lydia Lynn would do it.
41:13
Megan would do it. Oh for sure, Megan, Oh my god?
41:17
Yeah, what sound off in the comments with your OC wife? That ye?
41:22
Yeah. What's going to be the next Oval situation? Gena Ball Shannon
41:27
Shannon all ll boy, well, Jen saying to Ryan I don't want to
41:42
be the product of another failed relationship, and he's like, well, me
41:45
too. We're in it two years and typically I don't cheat until the third
41:50
year, so we're good. Yeah, I mean as Maya, Angelou,
41:58
Oprah and now Heather. Well, if somewhere who they are brows brows,
42:09
they tell you who you are, believe them. So Emily, let's take
42:15
your short break please. Oh right, okay, I want to talk about
42:30
Heather and Terry lamenting about Nikki and Max going being gone to college, and
42:35
you know, I was like, oh my gosh, that's going to happen
42:37
one day for me. Very relatable moment, I think for a lot of
42:40
people out there whose kids have flown the coop. And how she was like,
42:46
I miss them. I like her confessional comment, how she said I
42:50
miss them coming into the room and laying on the ground. It's messy and
42:52
loud. It's the exact family that I wanted. I thought that was very
42:55
heart heart warming. Yeah, that was cool, and I felt for them
43:00
because even though that felt like let's go go sit in that in Nikki's room
43:06
and say that they you know, repeat the conversation we just had for the
43:09
cameras, it felt a little staged and it was very real. Yeah,
43:16
So I was like, I always like seeing her Heather with her being vulnerable,
43:27
because there's just something about her that doesn't lend itself to vulnerability and you
43:32
kind of forget that. But she is always vulnerable. So maybe it's just
43:37
me judging her something, but I I have to I'm going to work on
43:43
that. I'm going to work on not judging Heather. I think that it's
43:46
her personality though, I think is what it comes down to. It's so
43:50
different than other people, and her vulnerability may show differently than others, but
43:55
it is still there, and like you said, it is to see,
44:00
and we saw it twice in this episode, once in that room, even
44:04
though, like you said, I'm sure it was stage and they had to
44:06
like recreate it, but you can't step around those emotions when you're in your
44:09
child's room and they're gone to college, Like it's yeah, it's impossible.
44:13
So seeing some tears and then later, which was my absolute favorite part to
44:21
hear this held her your ironback date. We went to lunch. Wow okay
44:25
Taylor, Oh okay Taylor. She could not hide that anger and fury and
44:32
I was so here for that. I was so excited. I've never seen
44:37
that look on Heather's face. Before or that tone never been more in someone's
44:44
corner on Housewives than in that moment with Heather. I was yeless, and
44:50
I'm looking around the room like, all of you know Heather's right, and
44:53
why are we acting Like see, that's where I get mad, not mad
44:58
at myself, but I'm just like, well, you think she's condescending,
45:01
but like she's confident there is a difference, and Heather is confidently correct right
45:07
now. Absolutely, I could I want to fight everyone Heather, I know,
45:15
because she was being very direct and informative about the situation. There was
45:22
nothing she was saying that was wrong. Like, I completely agree Heather.
45:27
I'm sorry Shannon kind of rolling her eyes when Heather was reading Taylor for filth
45:34
I understand that that they have a problem with her condescending, but in this
45:38
situation, like you said, it was just the facts. Like she she
45:45
really put Heather in a very bad situation by making her look like she was
45:51
above it, when in fact, it wasn't necessarily about that. Even though
45:54
I don't I still don't know like if Heather would have even considered that movie,
45:59
although I did love the fact that Taylor's like, well, if I
46:02
send you the scrap while you look at it, you know. And then
46:07
Heather was like, I will one hundred percent read it and throw it out,
46:17
Like I think she would have never done it anyway, but at least
46:22
she was like, I will one hundred percent read it, I will one
46:23
percent consider it and consider an offer or whatever it was. But you know
46:30
it was she was bamboozled and made to look a fool. And if you
46:35
want, like just like in Jersey, if you want to hit someone where
46:37
it hurts, you go after their kids or their family, and in Orange
46:43
County with Heather, you go after their acting career. And boy did Taylor
46:45
find that sweet spot on Heather Wowser's wowser. But also it's like Heather gave
46:52
Taylor so many opportunities to learn a very basic lesson about how this works,
47:00
and Taylor just ignored it, like she didn't take one gift from Heather on
47:07
that. Like I don't understand how Taylor could just not understand the process.
47:13
I don't understand how you go through a process with Bravo where you get contracts
47:17
right and you go through channels negotiate, and you don't understand how maybe a
47:24
film might work, like basics. And also if the director and the producer
47:30
are talking with you, Taylor and having you do this, there's something wrong
47:35
with that film and the way that it's run. That they're putting this in
47:38
your hands and that you feel the weight of like, well, I feel
47:42
stupid because now I look dumb. It's like, well, yeah, you
47:45
look dumb on all parts because of the way that you are acting in this
47:50
situation. I know that she's been off air for a long time, but
47:52
she did Ultimate Girls' Trips, so she should be refreshed on the ABC's of
47:58
especially Ultimate Girls Trip because that is produced a little bit more like regular TV,
48:07
because that's like you're in a contained environment. It's just these people,
48:13
are you available? Here is the contract. It's not like Housewives I did.
48:17
I will say, in two percent fairness to Taylor, Bravo does lean
48:23
on the Wives to kind of open the door for other people that they might
48:28
win a film with. So maybe Taylor thought that is how that worked,
48:32
Like, oh, well, I'm doing this movie, so I guess I'll
48:36
just ask my friends if they want to also do a movie. I don't.
48:40
No, you have a good point there, because it's like when they're
48:43
doing music videos, or they're doing a branding shoot for their products. They
48:49
often invite them for photo shoots and things like that. I think the difference
48:53
here is that well, Heather's acting career and her credentials aren't being respected and
48:59
that they aren't realizing that like there are it's a different structure, like when
49:04
if it is actually a film, there's a union that's involved here, like
49:07
there's yeah, and and Taylor should know this. She's lived in Hollywood for
49:13
a long time, like yeah, it's and I think the only forgiveness I
49:16
would have for her is that she was just super excited and like thought this
49:21
would be a cool thing for the show, like meaning the Real Housewives,
49:24
that she could you know, try to get Heather involved in this film and
49:29
that this could be their thing that could be a little bit of a storyline
49:31
type of situation. So I think that backfired, backfired. But also going
49:36
back to what you said, if the if the director and producer asking Taylor
49:39
to do casting, they weren't asking, they were like, yeah, have
49:43
Heather right, They weren't asking, And why wouldn't they explain to Taylor that
49:50
they can't just do you can't just do this, you can't just ask somebody
49:53
to like Taylor being like she didn't take the scrapped, like, of course,
50:00
she didn't take the script, Like it's a joke, Like this is
50:01
a joke, this is your movie. Why are you involving her in this?
50:06
She's like, we had an acting coach, and it's like for who,
50:08
Like, are you saying in an acting coach for Heather? We had
50:12
a scene. It just is so it's so so strange. And Taylor explaining
50:16
like that they lost an actress in a second, and Heather's like, but
50:21
they didn't hire an actress. You know, they lost an actress, but
50:23
they didn't hire one, and that there's a protocol in her explaining, you
50:29
know, I thought that they were cool. And my god, Tamra,
50:31
boy did she stir it up when she was like, oh my god,
50:35
I wrote the same thing. Tamra stirs it up. Oh she is back,
50:38
honey, she is back. Didn't she say that the producer said she's
50:43
got a try out for it? I well, they just said that they
50:49
wanted to see a casting type which is an audition, which is tryout.
50:55
And Heather, oh my god, she was so furious. Heather being infuriated,
51:02
and feeling like her career is being you know, dumbed down and not
51:07
respected. Is another level that I was excited to see from Heather because this
51:13
hit her where it hurts, and she was like, are you being serious?
51:17
The director wasn't impressed by my IMDb, which is ridiculous, Like why
51:25
why are you having your submitted tape? It's none of it really makes sense.
51:30
Who is this director? Who is this producer? What is this movie?
51:35
Rage or sage? What's that guy's name? From you already? I
51:45
again, I'm so on Heather's side on this, and the way she could
51:50
speak to her argument was so eloquent, so like over it was like it
51:59
held everything in. I was a mother, I chose to not have a
52:02
career. I still have a ton of credit like everything she said, and
52:08
also making it to like Taylor was borderline anti woman. She really went in.
52:19
You know, Taylor was like, oh no, I oh god,
52:22
oh no, And now is the time for me to tell people that I'm
52:25
bisexual? Okay. That was shocking to me. I had no idea that
52:30
Taylor has in a five year relationship with a woman. Yeah, and I
52:34
saw that in page six yesterday, So I guess I got out ahead of
52:37
it obviously. Oh thank god I saw it on the show because I was
52:40
so excited to get a reveal like that that never happens anymore because of the
52:45
press. Yeah, and hopefully that I think that did happen prior to the
52:52
argument, But had that been after the argument, everybody be like, huh,
52:59
but I mean, I'm believe that. I believe that she is right
53:01
saying oh totally, like yeah, so there you go, I know,
53:07
very exciting. It just like just when you think you know somebody or you
53:10
knew somebody, when I'm I'm just so beyond I can't believe that after all
53:16
this time, we never knew that about Taylor. Well see it's kind of
53:21
like I was definitely like, I wasn't that surprised because on the Girl's Trip,
53:27
the Ultimate Girls Trip, she was super flirty. Yes, I noticed
53:30
that, but I just I didn't think anything of it because they all kind
53:34
of do that. I don't know, I I mean, but she was.
53:36
But but I think for Taylor, I don't know, there was something
53:39
about it that I was like, so, yeah, you had clocked it
53:43
a little bit, Yeah, okay, Yeah, it wasn't like Tamra who
53:47
will just hit her room spinning and whatever happens, whatever goes in, goes
53:52
in. It can come from anywhere where Taylor was like, I don't know.
54:00
I mean I think Tamra is too right. Maybe yeah, it seems
54:06
like she is. Yeah, did you read Andy's new book? Not yet?
54:09
Because he well he also said this on on Howard Stern. He was
54:14
on last week and he said that like he has like a sexual chemistry with
54:17
Tamra. Oh wow, like of all the housewives. Like he's like,
54:22
there's just this thing between us. That's amazing, that's amazing. Well,
54:28
they made out on that one the New Year's on Watch it Happens Live a
54:31
long time ago. That's yea cool, that's great. Yeah. So anyway,
54:37
Jennifer Lawrence was on Watch It Happens Live and kissed Andy the other night.
54:43
But it was just like a pack. I was like, I heard
54:45
about that, yeah, but I was I really wanted her to just go
54:47
all in, but it was just like a little like that. I was
54:51
like, oh, I'll get in there now, it's you can't. But
54:53
it was really cute. But yeah, I didn't this anyway, I wonder
54:59
if the Lady of Beverly Hills knew this about Taylor, because if they all
55:02
did, I'm very impressed that none of them outed her. Oh well,
55:08
yeah, it's more like if she was in a relationship for five years with
55:12
a woman. I just don't think anyone cared. Well, she wasn't on
55:16
the show, but back then I think, you know, there is something
55:21
too. I say no one cared, I mean press because maybe like maybe
55:27
they did try to outer her. I don't know, and maybe page six
55:30
is like I don't know, maybe they pulled back where they didn't do that.
55:36
Yeah, I should say they didn't care. But outing people obviously became
55:42
pretty well known that you don't out people, so maybe that was part of
55:45
it. Well then if the press didn't do it, good on them,
55:49
but also good on the cast of Beverly Hills, you know, because I
55:54
would think that that'd be something that someone be anxious to bring out or you
56:00
know, for a storyline, you know, just because it's it's interesting.
56:04
And like I said, I was just really surprised, and I was happy
56:08
that there was some new you know, refreshing. It was refreshing to see
56:13
some new news, you know, after somebody that you feel like you've known
56:15
for so long and everything she's been through super interesting. Yeah, so okay,
56:22
So how about the part at the end when so so Tarmra does bring
56:28
up like, well, she pulled up your IMDb when we went to lunch,
56:31
and of course this amazing response from Heather. We went to lunch,
56:37
Wow, okay, Taylor, Taylor, and Taylor was just like, well,
56:45
uh yeah, I mean okay, and then she was like yeah you
56:50
said you just like weren't very impressed. So and then Heather with her whole
56:55
repertoire and her and then Taylor being like twenty two episodes, and that did
57:00
seem like a little bit of a burn, like, yeah, I read
57:02
your IMDb. But I think that Taylor being not appreciating what her IMDb actually
57:09
is is again all like over her head. She doesn't understand how difficult it
57:15
is for someone to make it in Hollywood, that even just getting to be
57:19
a guest star on one episode of anything is a really big deal. Not
57:24
to mention she had several of those and was like a recurring cast member.
57:30
She started this, she did that, and yeah that was then and this
57:32
is now, but it's still it still holds up. Yeah, and twenty
57:37
two episodes is huge. It's huge, And I couldn't tell if Taylor when
57:44
she said twenty two episodes, it was like she was saying it was a
57:47
big deal, but not a big deal. I think she was. It's
57:52
I think she was flirting with it, being like I got it, you
57:55
know, like I think it was being sarcastic, and then she tried to
57:59
be like, no, I'm saying it is a big deal. I think
58:00
she tried to cover it up. Got it. Okay, That's just my
58:02
opinion. It was that that was a weird thing to me, where I'm
58:07
like, what is it Taylor? Which one she was trying to get out
58:10
of it, but Heather because Heather buster by, like because she found out
58:15
that she was dragging her, and then Heather just goes into this story which
58:19
does not it does not it makes sense in this moment, She's like,
58:22
well, what's funny? And so we were at the airport and we ran
58:24
into Diane Rugierio, who created That's Life that I started with pauls or Veno
58:31
and Ellen Burnsty. It's like, okay, all right, we let us
58:35
do the research. Okay, we don't need you to say it. This
58:37
is where things were getting and then I think that Gina really did call it
58:40
out in her confessional where she was like, this argument is ridiculous. Taylor
58:45
acts like she's so offended. Meanwhile, she's never even been in a movie
58:49
yet, and Hal acts like she took her oscars away from like she's duty
58:52
fucking ditch, which was a very funny line. It was very funny.
58:59
But at the same time time, I was like, shut up, Gina
59:05
came Forgather. Yeah, Taylor came for Heather. Heather has to defend herse
59:08
absolutely, and Gina I was expecting her to take Heather's side more and I
59:13
was I was surprised. Yeah, So I did not like that because it's
59:17
like, this is not what Gina did. There was like she she it
59:22
was it was a false equivalency or whatever, where it's not the same.
59:25
Heather has to defend herself. It wasn't like Taylor and Heather sat down and
59:30
went at it equally. No, And I did think that Taylor backpedaling and
59:37
being like your pedigree. I just thought that they would understand and Heather's like,
59:42
am I a dog like? But I didn't. I didn't think that
59:46
Taylor was insulting her with that word. I think that that's just in her
59:51
vocabulary. I didn't think she meant it as something mean to Heather. Heather
59:54
just didn't pick up what she was laying down there. Yeah yeah, yeah,
59:59
I mean why like she's wearing like a huge bow around her neck like
1:00:04
at a dog show. Rough, Oh my gosh, Well that whole situation
1:00:12
will be interesting. You know what's wild is that, like the timeline of
1:00:15
this bravocn was last year in October, and I hosted the Orange County panel
1:00:22
in which all these ladies were on stage, including Taylor, and I was
1:00:27
trying to get to like, oh, what was the drama that happened on
1:00:30
this season? So on and so forth, and you know, Heather kind
1:00:35
of was like, well, some of us didn't get along with some and
1:00:38
Taylor was like, ahm, so I got the vibe that they didn't gel.
1:00:45
But it's like so long ago that they shot, like it was October
1:00:51
that they had already wrapped. Wow. And so that's how this is.
1:00:54
That's how old. This is why I vander Pump is like up and at
1:01:01
them kids. I know. That's why I think when camera and everybody was
1:01:07
like where's our Orange County trailer? Where's the Orange County trailer? You know,
1:01:10
because it had been so long, like it's so wild, so they
1:01:16
must have done like they probably stopped shooting before you know, uh, October
1:01:23
of last year, over a year ago. And I don't know if cameras
1:01:28
are up now. That is so interesting because I wonder if if they just
1:01:36
with all the Peacock change the Peacock coming in and becoming producers. I wonder
1:01:40
if there was some like maybe they were going to make oc like a Miami
1:01:46
and just have it on Peacock. Oh God, I wonder, Emily No,
1:01:54
I think that the Ultimate Girls Trips. I think your your point is
1:01:58
also all all move into this direction, push the needle over here and say
1:02:04
Ultimate Girl's Trip, all the stuff that's going on with like everything with Peacock
1:02:07
and then having Miami on that and then moving it to bra Like. I
1:02:10
do think that there's something with scheduling that they just got really messed up in
1:02:14
Orange County kind of got lost in the shuffle. Maybe even Atlanta too.
1:02:17
It seems like there's been a long time between their seasons. Yeah, or
1:02:22
maybe we're maybe Bravo is just taking longer breaks between seasons now with them just
1:02:28
to give people a cool off, not the cast, but the audience a
1:02:34
chance to want it. And vander Palmp is maintaining the schedule that they've always
1:02:38
had because we want that. We want that. Yeah maybe, yeah,
1:02:43
maybe it's like on an as needed basis. Now we're like, we're gonna
1:02:45
set the production schedule, but if something happens, we'll pick up and keep
1:02:50
it moving, which I think is smart. Yeah, I do too.
1:02:52
And isn't Jersey changing their schedule back to the way it used to be where
1:02:57
they're going to film in the fall now? Well I don't know, because
1:03:00
there was they were like on pause for a little bit, but now who
1:03:02
knows. Yeah. I read that they're gonna start filming in the fall,
1:03:07
and people are like, oh, that can't be. We need the Jersey
1:03:10
summer, but they like yes, and then into the holidays, and I
1:03:15
think seeing them during the holidays is a nice thing, like family holidays.
1:03:21
We get to watch the leaves change. Yeah, and they can go upstate
1:03:28
somewhere. Yes, Yeah, I'm all about it. Oh my god,
1:03:34
how about Shannon dressing up as that old timey like saloon girl. Well,
1:03:38
I mean stick of her ass. Shannon is not my favorite Shannon, and
1:03:44
she like makes those girls work so hard just for a like an okay,
1:03:51
Shannon, please is everything. It's fine, It's fine. And then it
1:03:57
was also she could dress up in her Sasparilla dress or whatever. I mean,
1:04:02
it was like she was being and I'm sorry, but I am so
1:04:10
here for it. Like it was making me laugh so hard when she was
1:04:12
getting so upset about the makeup, and they were like, Tara's like,
1:04:15
can you guys, I'll be ready in like thirty minutes, And then of
1:04:17
course everyone's ready and they're standing there and they're like, you ready, Shannon,
1:04:21
and she's like, I I didn't have to do my make I haven't
1:04:26
even I haven't uptick my makeup. Cracking, Oh my god, it's she's
1:04:30
so stressed. It was amazing. And I think because she had to do
1:04:33
this Asparella girl, because she was like, I've got to look like this
1:04:38
Sasparella girl all night long for when my big change. I got to make
1:04:41
sure I got got this extra bit to do. I got to figure out
1:04:43
what lye I'm gonna tell them to get away from the table. She had
1:04:46
a lot going on. Yeah, I'll meet you there, Shannon. We'll
1:04:49
just stand on stairs. It's just gonna stand on stairs and like we're not
1:04:53
past, just gonna wait for She's like, no, no, I I
1:04:56
oh my god. It was so funny. And then I love that in
1:04:58
the van, Shannon or no Chammer was like so dramatic, and then she
1:05:03
was in the van, She's like, I don't she was making fun of
1:05:06
Shannon was just like, I don't have my makeup, my makeup. Oh
1:05:12
I love it. It's just good fun. It's good fun, but it
1:05:15
is. It was a misdirect too, because I thought for sure Shannon was
1:05:17
gonna have an explosion and it didn't happen. Well, that's why she needed
1:05:21
a second. She needed to like meditate, have like some vodka, have
1:05:27
like a Belvedere and soda or something, and just like get back to one
1:05:30
that she needed a day of travel. I mean they were on that flight
1:05:35
that was all in one day. You know, well that flight is like
1:05:39
ten minutes. That's not a long flight from Orange County to Montana. Also,
1:05:46
I was like, first I thought they were in a private jet because
1:05:50
the seats there was like one on either side, just one. And I'm
1:05:54
like Oh, it's a private jet. And then I was like, oh,
1:05:56
there's other people there, so it's just a small plane. It's just
1:05:59
like a flight so short because the flight is so short. Yeah, but
1:06:05
uh, I was I gonna say about Oh, the Alpine Falls ranch?
1:06:11
How like a ranch? I know, I'm so excited about them being there,
1:06:15
and then when to go I do too. There are so many real
1:06:18
Housewives, you know, trips that they go on where I'm like, that
1:06:20
looks so awesome. I would love to do that. That'd be so cool,
1:06:25
and it's and it looks quite beautiful. The bunks. There's the bunks,
1:06:28
and then there's the villas. I will say ninety two percent of the
1:06:33
time the places that the housewives go that they're not happy about, I'm like,
1:06:40
I love that place. They're like like the box you mean, well,
1:06:45
like going to the ranch and they're like, I don't know about the
1:06:48
outdoors and like or like going up to when they have to go up to
1:06:55
like Upstate New York when they've gone up to like Heather Thompson's like cabin there.
1:07:00
I know, I totally agree with you. I am all here for
1:07:04
that. I love a rustic but it's not even it's like a she shehi
1:07:11
rustic situation. You know you're not roughing it by any means. I mean
1:07:14
no. And when Shannon's like I hate this kitchen, I'm like, oh,
1:07:17
She's like, I can't cook it. I can't cook in this kitchen.
1:07:20
It's too small. I'm like, walk in my kitchen. I mean,
1:07:25
but I did think it was funny that who had to move. Oh,
1:07:30
Taylor had to move to the bunks because the windows would would suffocate her
1:07:33
because I gave some Yeah, I got that, but I get that even
1:07:36
not going through a hormone thing. I hate an all windowed room in the
1:07:40
morning. It's like it's like you can't sleep in Like, no, thanks,
1:07:45
Well, I technically I would probably be able to handle that because I
1:07:50
have an eyemask that is unbelievable. Like it's literally like I've been captured.
1:07:56
I'm about to be waterboarded. Terrible joke, sorry, but it's an amazing
1:08:00
i'mass that shuts it all out, So like I could probably withstand that.
1:08:04
But I've also been known to be able to sleep and then wake up with
1:08:08
the morning sunshine and not be bothered by it. I don't mind that.
1:08:11
Well, you can have the window room. I'm getting over to stay with
1:08:14
Gina, but I would want it to be cracked a little bit. That's
1:08:16
where I was with her. I was like, sometimes I crack a window.
1:08:18
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. But I do think it was
1:08:23
interesting that I or I'm interested to see how it goes with Gina and Jen
1:08:28
over there. Yes, Gina's all in about trying to like get to know
1:08:32
her. Now I'm like, that's it, You're just going to turn on
1:08:34
a dime. I do feel a little bit bad for Jen that, like,
1:08:38
it's like, no one really Everybody's like, I really want to get
1:08:41
to know Jen, but really what they want to get to know is the
1:08:45
timeline. Yeah, the affair and the timeline. Are you lying? Yes,
1:08:49
It's not about anything about her. It's about this one mistake in her
1:08:56
life that they just keep peeling and peeling and peeling. Mm hmm. So
1:09:01
I would like to get to know Jen. I would like to get to
1:09:04
know Jen also, and what else? Uh? Oh, the mechanical bull
1:09:13
of course, we got that flashback to, of course, Heather being like
1:09:17
turn it up and then that and Tama being violently violently thrown off of that
1:09:23
mechanical bull That was terrible. Yeah, that was not cool fairness. I
1:09:28
don't think Heather understood the power involved. But right the people that wor yeah,
1:09:34
like what the fuck? And did She's like, I think I broke
1:09:38
my arm? Did she even? She didn't break her arm? But did
1:09:40
she? I wonder if she got hurt. I mean I don't remember.
1:09:43
She definitely got hurt. She definitely, I don't remember. I up broke
1:09:45
us from that's yeah, I have a vagina. It's taking a lot,
1:09:50
a lot of skin. It's just feeling it on the boat. Shannon was
1:09:58
a piece of work in this episode. A piece of work. I love
1:10:02
that she's when she has she has a presentation when she delivers a joke that
1:10:10
she's just annoyed. It's funny, but that's her like joke gear there,
1:10:19
amigos, Trey Trace trace tray, Sorry because you do you speak French?
1:10:28
No? Well, I mean if I speak any other I'm classically trained,
1:10:35
meaning I took it in elementary school. My mom is a French teacher.
1:10:42
Oh my god. Yeah yeah, but I mean she stopped before I was
1:10:46
born, but she would she tried, she really tried with me, but
1:10:55
you bucked off that French mechanical bowl like nobody's business. Bye bye, turn
1:11:00
off the French. No, thank you, But yeah it is. It
1:11:06
is a language I would like to learn if I had extra brain power,
1:11:14
like in a Flowers to Algernon situation. Sure, I love I love that
1:11:19
there are there are darlings that are going to get that reference. Because I
1:11:23
have not read that book. He gets it's somebody that like doesn't have the
1:11:30
brain or power to function very highly. And then all of a sudden he
1:11:34
becomes like the smartest person in the world and happy a bit at that.
1:11:40
Oh well, don't take my word for it. Read the book The Rainbow.
1:11:49
Speaking of rainbows, we have our heart shirts on and and we is
1:11:53
donning lots of heart rainbow hearts. It's for pride too, guys. Yeah,
1:11:59
we we thought so hard about this, We really did. We thought
1:12:02
hard about it. The pun Queen is back. Well, Emily, Oh
1:12:10
is there anything else we want to talk about? As I said, Emily
1:12:14
reminded me of Emily and Annabel at the La Model Studio, because Emily's daughter
1:12:17
Annabel wants to be a model. Yeah, I love that, little Annabel.
1:12:21
Oh what a doll. The other thing By the way, speaking of
1:12:27
going back to Shannon is she said, it's too vagina, which I want
1:12:31
too. That's right, it's it's it's just too vagina. It's stupid China.
1:12:39
What do you mean? She's like, what do you mean? Is
1:12:41
it Meani? Like, there's you can do something about that. It's vagina.
1:12:46
She couldn't talk. She was still like coming out of her thing.
1:12:49
She's like, Okay, got tattoo, ashcash b cash vagina. I don't
1:12:55
I I I And also not her attitude, her shitty attitude. That does
1:13:03
not happen. I mean she turned on her shitty attitude before they even left,
1:13:11
because you're right, they were in that store and she was she had
1:13:14
had an attitude. If this was a Shannon planned girl's trip, she would
1:13:18
be so pissed if anybody even remotely came close to that, like stick up
1:13:27
your ass, like she's it's just I'm feeling it on the bone. Well
1:13:35
yeah, she'd be like, let's turn it up, shot sombreros, let's
1:13:40
go sombreros. Yeah. So, I don't know, Shannon, I don't
1:13:47
like your attitude. You needed a time out. I let her wait.
1:13:51
I need a little salt. I need a little salt with my oranges sometimes
1:13:56
and it's gonna be boring otherwise. So I'm here or for it. I
1:14:00
love that. I love a very confused and frustrated Shannon. That's just something
1:14:06
I lean into. And you know what, she kind of reminds me of
1:14:11
my mom a little bit where it's she she is an overreactor like my family,
1:14:15
you know, and and and so I kind of relate with that,
1:14:16
you know. Do I get down with it as like that's the way to
1:14:19
hand? Thinks absolutely not. But I find it so amusing and and yes,
1:14:27
annoying, but fun. No, you're you. You're not wrong.
1:14:30
I don't mean to. I'm not trying to persuade you. I think you
1:14:33
need to stay firm in your opinions. You're kind of convincing me. Now
1:14:40
my level, my Shannon levels are changing just in time for the end of
1:14:45
the show. That's what I'm here to do. That's what I'm here to
1:14:47
do. Anything else that you want to mention before we get out of this
1:14:54
orange this glass of orange juice? No, I think we we uh,
1:14:58
I think we covered it said it all. I'm gonna say that every time
1:15:01
I think you should and you know what you already know. You well,
1:15:12
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1:15:47
on the Dugger doc God yeah, trigger warnings please, And an unlikely ending
1:15:57
for sure is the podcast? Yeah yeah, yeah, unlikely ending if you
1:16:01
will, unlikely beginning and then unlikely ending. Yes, that is very very
1:16:06
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1:16:24
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