Latest / Privycast / Ep. 70 Pittsburg Potties
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- 0:00>> Speaker A: Just build one wall that sections it.
- 0:02>> Speaker B: Off, kind of like so that way.
- 0:04>> Speaker A: If somebody stumbles down.
- 0:05>> Speaker C: Oh, I'm going to go downstairs.
- 0:07>> Speaker D: Bump.
- 0:08>> Speaker C: Bump, um. Bump um bump.
- 0:09>> Speaker A: Oh, hey, dad.
- 0:11>> Speaker B: You're going to accidentally walk in on.
- 0:13>> Speaker A: Dad or somebody taking a dookie.
- 0:19Welcome back to privy. Privy is
- 0:22a podcast about bathrooms
- 0:25recorded.
- 0:26>> Speaker D: From my home bathroom.
- 0:28>> Speaker A: I'm your host, hunter Hoover, and
- 0:31I love bathrooms. And, boy, I'll tell you
- 0:34what, I.
- 0:36>> Speaker D: Had a, uh, tray.
- 0:38>> Speaker B: It's been a couple weeks since this.
- 0:40>> Speaker D: Incident, but I wanted to share it.
- 0:43>> Speaker B: Um, sometimes you
- 0:46get a little overzealous. You order yourself a tray of
- 0:49nachos.
- 0:50>> Speaker A: And you look at the tray, and you go,
- 0:53yeah, I probably shouldn't eat
- 0:55that whole thing.
- 0:57>> Speaker B: Um, but then you're also out and about with,
- 1:00uh, the college group, and you're like,
- 1:03but if I don't eat.
- 1:05>> Speaker D: The whole thing, they're just going to have to go in the
- 1:07trash because.
- 1:08>> Speaker A: It'S too hot to sit in the.
- 1:09>> Speaker D: Car and it's too delicious to throw away.
- 1:12>> Speaker A: So you do eat
- 1:15what is essentially like,
- 1:18probably a pound to a pound
- 1:21and three quarters of a pound of nachos.
- 1:24>> Speaker D: Uh, everybody in the vicinity is
- 1:27like.
- 1:27>> Speaker B: Hey, man, that's
- 1:30not going to be good later on.
- 1:32>> Speaker C: Uh, and you even receive text the.
- 1:35>> Speaker D: Next day saying, like, hey, how are you doing?
- 1:38How are you doing?
- 1:39>> Speaker A: And the answer is
- 1:42good now, bad.
- 1:44>> Speaker D: In the middle of the night.
- 1:45>> Speaker A: Um, also, uh,
- 1:48my buddy, he, uh,
- 1:51posited this. It could be an invention. Who
- 1:54knows?
- 1:54>> Speaker B: But it's much like the idea. It's kind of
- 1:57like if you've seen.
- 1:58>> Speaker D: The movie up, Pixar's up.
- 2:01>> Speaker A: Um, which, man, when I was in.
- 2:03>> Speaker D: Middle school, when that movie or high.
- 2:05>> Speaker C: School, I was somewhere in that area.
- 2:08>> Speaker B: Of life when that movie came out.
- 2:10And I had seen the movie in.
- 2:12>> Speaker D: Theaters, but my buddy hadn't.
- 2:14>> Speaker A: And so one night for youth group.
- 2:16>> Speaker B: We had a movie night, and we.
- 2:18>> Speaker A: Watched up, and we're all sitting there.
- 2:21>> Speaker D: And jovially just, like, making
- 2:24a mess.
- 2:24>> Speaker B: With the popcorn, because we're teenagers and.
- 2:26>> Speaker C: We ain't got a clue that when.
- 2:28>> Speaker B: We miss our mouth with the popcorn, it goes all over the
- 2:31floor. There's a responsible adult who is either going
- 2:34to have to have us clean.
- 2:35>> Speaker A: It up or clean it up themselves.
- 2:38Carefree.
- 2:39>> Speaker D: Couldn't care less.
- 2:41>> Speaker B: The only important thing in our lives.
- 2:43>> Speaker A: Is, like, eating the
- 2:45popcorn.
- 2:46>> Speaker D: We could care less if it's on the floor.
- 2:47>> Speaker A: Um, but I remember distinctly
- 2:50watching this movie and
- 2:53my buddy, as it's showing.
- 2:56>> Speaker B: The montage of Carl and his
- 2:59wife, um.
- 3:02>> Speaker D: Growing up together and aging together.
- 3:05>> Speaker B: And my buddy leans over to a.
- 3:07>> Speaker D: Couple of us and he goes, man, it'd be wild if she just
- 3:10died. And I stare at my friend, I was
- 3:13like, well.
- 3:16>> Speaker A: You'Re getting ready to.
- 3:17>> Speaker D: Feel real awkward about your situation.
- 3:19>> Speaker A: Um, but yeah, so imagine if, you.
- 3:22>> Speaker D: Know, Pixar's up, they up a house
- 3:25with balloons. Classic helium
- 3:28blunder.
- 3:30>> Speaker B: But his posit was
- 3:32when your dog.
- 3:34>> Speaker D: Skeets their doggy
- 3:37poop onto a person's yard
- 3:40to have a little, like, you.
- 3:42>> Speaker A: Got the little walking mom
- 3:45dog poop bag dispenser
- 3:48clip, but he's positing
- 3:51that. Attach that much like a bike pump,
- 3:55you fist into the bag, fist the.
- 3:58>> Speaker B: Dog poop reverse bag, and you tie.
- 4:01>> Speaker C: It off, but you leave an air pocket.
- 4:03>> Speaker B: And with the little air bike pump.
- 4:06>> Speaker A: It'S actually a helium pump. And you
- 4:09helium pump into the doggy.
- 4:12>> Speaker D: Poop bag and then float it off into space
- 4:15to go chill with Jeffrey Bezos and his big
- 4:18blue, you know.
- 4:21>> Speaker B: I think it's one of those boy in the bubble, like,
- 4:23perfect world ideas, but it would be kind of interesting.
- 4:26>> Speaker D: To be able to just float my, uh,
- 4:28yeah, also, I want to share my
- 4:31wife a, uh, few weeks to a month back
- 4:34now on the privy.
- 4:35>> Speaker A: Instagram, she sent me an
- 4:38image.
- 4:39>> Speaker B: She knows me so well, to the.
- 4:41>> Speaker D: Point where she's like, okay, one of.
- 4:44>> Speaker B: The ways that I can just keep.
- 4:45>> Speaker D: This dude.
- 4:48>> Speaker B: Focused on the goal here, just
- 4:51send him a picture of something.
- 4:52>> Speaker D: Weird bathroom related every now and then.
- 4:55>> Speaker C: That'll seem to do the trick.
- 4:56>> Speaker B: But she sent me a picture, um, because we're repainting our
- 4:59front room.
- 5:00>> Speaker D: That's a totally different story.
- 5:02>> Speaker A: We went from I will shop for.
- 5:04>> Speaker B: Paint to a full repainting of the.
- 5:06>> Speaker D: Front room and kitchen in a couple days.
- 5:08>> Speaker B: But she sent me this picture of.
- 5:11>> Speaker D: Some bathrooms, two different toilets for sale at Home
- 5:13Depot.
- 5:14>> Speaker B: And these both make some pretty impressive.
- 5:17>> Speaker D: And in my opinion, pretty
- 5:19astronomical claims about their ability.
- 5:24>> Speaker B: One claims to be able to flush like seven
- 5:27to nine billiard balls.
- 5:29>> Speaker D: And I think I've talked about why
- 5:33because I've interacted with turds that shape and
- 5:36size. But a
- 5:38billiard ball is hard.
- 5:41>> Speaker B: It's not going to give and have.
- 5:43>> Speaker D: Any wiggle room in the s bend.
- 5:46>> Speaker A: Uh, these toilets, I love it
- 5:49when.
- 5:50>> Speaker B: You go into the toilet section at.
- 5:52>> Speaker D: A hardware store or a home improvement.
- 5:54>> Speaker A: Store because they always look so weird.
- 5:57>> Speaker B: They're just like lined up in a row.
- 5:58>> Speaker A: And it reminds me of a few months ago,
- 6:01I stumbled into a showcase.
- 6:03>> Speaker D: Bathroom in the Portland mall in Portland,
- 6:06Oregon. Here in Oregon.
- 6:08>> Speaker B: And Jacuzzi, uh, was showing
- 6:11off their.
- 6:12>> Speaker A: Wares, and they had these set up.
- 6:14>> Speaker B: Bathrooms that you could walk up to and just kind of,
- 6:17like,
- 6:21know you.
- 6:21>> Speaker A: Stand in the shower. In that same mall, I had a.
- 6:24>> Speaker B: Dude that was so cooked on weed.
- 6:26>> Speaker D: He offered to polish my shoes.
- 6:29>> Speaker B: Um, but I was wearing probably the.
- 6:32>> Speaker A: Most
- 6:34grungy white
- 6:38canvas shoes.
- 6:40>> Speaker B: And I'm like, you're not going to polish this.
- 6:42>> Speaker D: This is a wash job.
- 6:43>> Speaker B: And I told him, no, thanks.
- 6:44>> Speaker A: And then he seemed, like, kind of mad that I had turned
- 6:47down his offer.
- 6:50>> Speaker B: Uh, and then he's like, well, he asked me why, and I said, oh.
- 6:53>> Speaker D: I like my shoes dirty.
- 6:54>> Speaker A: To which he just could not fathom.
- 6:56>> Speaker D: A person would opt for dirty shoes,
- 6:59but whatever.
- 7:01>> Speaker A: But, yeah, these toilets always look weird.
- 7:04>> Speaker B: Lined up in a row.
- 7:06>> Speaker A: But there's another situation, and this is a
- 7:09phenomenon, and this is what we're.
- 7:11>> Speaker D: Going to be talking about today on the show.
- 7:14>> Speaker A: And it's another situation in which a toilet
- 7:17looks weird. And this
- 7:20is a very specific arrangement of a
- 7:22toilet. Uh, that happens more than
- 7:25you might think.
- 7:28>> Speaker D: Imagine that you're at your buddy's house.
- 7:30>> Speaker A: And they're giving you a tour of the home.
- 7:33They show you the bedrooms. Here's my bedroom.
- 7:36Here's my PlayStation two
- 7:39shout out. Oh,
- 7:42yeah, just put in new cupboards.
- 7:44>> Speaker B: Got a new sofa. It's pretty great. Mom won't
- 7:47let me, uh, wear my.
- 7:49>> Speaker C: Shoes while I sit on it.
- 7:51>> Speaker B: Um, but dad talked her out of.
- 7:53>> Speaker D: The sofa covers, those plastic, pretty
- 7:56much garbage sacks that fit over a whole
- 7:59sofa.
- 7:59>> Speaker A: Yeah. Here's the bedrooms.
- 8:02You know what happens in here?
- 8:04>> Speaker C: Sleeping.
- 8:05>> Speaker A: And then, of course, here's the
- 8:08bathroom.
- 8:10>> Speaker B: Here's the guest bathroom.
- 8:12>> Speaker A: And if you need anything, let us know.
- 8:15>> Speaker B: Oh, I got to show you. I got an air hockey
- 8:18table in the basement.
- 8:19>> Speaker A: You go down in the basement,
- 8:22and down there, just sitting all on
- 8:25its lonesome, seemingly in
- 8:28a corner, surrounded by a field of
- 8:31cement, is alone
- 8:34privy. And you're left to wonder,
- 8:37why does your homie Deegan.
- 8:39>> Speaker B: Deegan's parents were millennials who had to.
- 8:41>> Speaker A: Give their kid a weird name.
- 8:42>> Speaker C: But, uh, why does this dude
- 8:45got.
- 8:46>> Speaker A: Just a rando toilet chilling in the middle of his
- 8:49basement, no walls surrounding it, no
- 8:51door, just a loose toilet.
- 8:54Well, wonder no further, because
- 8:57today we're talking about this weird
- 8:59toilet phenomenon
- 9:02called Pittsburgh potties.
- 9:05>> Speaker C: Now, lest we assume that a
- 9:08Pittsburgh.
- 9:08>> Speaker A: Potty is any toilet in the Pittsburgh,
- 9:11Pennsylvania area, they are
- 9:14that, but they're also a specific type
- 9:17of toilet. As noted, if
- 9:20you entered the basement.
- 9:22>> Speaker C: Of a Pennsylvania, um, home in the.
- 9:25>> Speaker A: Years surrounding and following World War
- 9:27II. That is, houses built in
- 9:29the.
- 9:33>> Speaker B: Even sometimes up into the.
- 9:36>> Speaker A: Depending on where you live, there's a good
- 9:38chance that you have a lone standing
- 9:41toilet in the basement with no.
- 9:43>> Speaker D: Walls built around it.
- 9:45>> Speaker A: Now, it's a weird thing
- 9:47to see.
- 9:48>> Speaker B: A toilet like loose leaf with
- 9:51no.
- 9:51>> Speaker A: Walls, because traditionally in our lives up
- 9:54to that point, we have mostly just
- 9:57interacted with toilets that are not loose.
- 10:00>> Speaker D: Leaf and are surrounded by walls
- 10:03which provide privacy. While
- 10:05we do privacy.
- 10:09>> Speaker B: First and first, middle of the show, I want to.
- 10:12>> Speaker A: Say, if you have a Pittsburgh potty
- 10:15in your home, or have seen one
- 10:17or have access to one, take a picture.
- 10:20Send that in. We want to see these.
- 10:23Send us proof of these. Uh,
- 10:27yeah, um, send those in.
- 10:30But these toilets are in these homes of this
- 10:33specific time period, and they have been kind of, like,
- 10:36shrouded in mystery. Um, they're weird.
- 10:39And it's assumed that for a long time, these toilets were placed
- 10:42this way.
- 10:43>> Speaker B: In the specific part of the world.
- 10:45>> Speaker A: During this period, due to specific workers
- 10:48that existed.
- 10:49>> Speaker C: The Pittsburgh area was home
- 10:52to an.
- 10:53>> Speaker A: Astronomical amount of steel production in the
- 10:561940s. It is estimated
- 10:59that the state of Pennsylvania produced
- 11:01more steel products.
- 11:06>> Speaker B: Uh, leading.
- 11:06>> Speaker C: Up to 1945, than all of the.
- 11:09>> Speaker B: Axis powers of World War II.
- 11:13>> Speaker A: Almost 100
- 11:16million tons of steel products.
- 11:19The region is so well known for.
- 11:22>> Speaker B: Its steel production that correct me if.
- 11:24>> Speaker A: I'm wrong or don't, if you don't.
- 11:26>> Speaker C: Care, but the Pittsburgh
- 11:28Steelers are named.
- 11:30>> Speaker A: For this region's production of
- 11:32choice. And so it is assumed,
- 11:35with all these high intensity labor jobs
- 11:38in the area, home builders
- 11:41began to put in plumbing in a
- 11:43separate toilet in the.
- 11:45>> Speaker D: Basement, with easy access for
- 11:48the outsiders.
- 11:49>> Speaker A: And workers to come into the home,
- 11:52do their duties while they are still.
- 11:54>> Speaker C: Dirty, and tidy up before joining the.
- 11:56>> Speaker B: Rest of the modern family upstairs.
- 11:59>> Speaker C: Now, this makes sense
- 12:02on paper, and.
- 12:03>> Speaker D: Maybe at first in your ear holes.
- 12:05>> Speaker A: But just
- 12:08second, because I want to note
- 12:11these toilets in the basement, these
- 12:13Pennsylvania potties.
- 12:15>> Speaker D: Pittsburgh potties.
- 12:17>> Speaker C: While this makes sense at first, it.
- 12:20>> Speaker A: Should be noted there's not a shower
- 12:23or sink that goes along
- 12:26with these toilets.
- 12:27>> Speaker B: They are really just loose leaf toilets
- 12:30sitting in a basement by themselves.
- 12:32>> Speaker A: No shower, no place to wash your
- 12:35hands. And so, uh,
- 12:38if these toilets were put in, in the middle
- 12:41of the home's basement to
- 12:44give these industry
- 12:47and labor workers a place to tidy up.
- 12:50>> Speaker B: And freshen up before they join the.
- 12:52>> Speaker C: Rest of the family, wouldn't there be.
- 12:54>> Speaker B: Like, a shower and a place to wash your hands?
- 12:57>> Speaker A: Do you know what I'm saying, that would be
- 13:00there, too.
- 13:01>> Speaker C: And so it seems like they could have just
- 13:04put.
- 13:05>> Speaker A: Also, uh, just put a
- 13:08privacy wall up.
- 13:10>> Speaker B: Just build one wall that sections it off,
- 13:12kind of, so that way, if.
- 13:14>> Speaker C: Somebody stumbles down, oh, I'm going to.
- 13:16>> Speaker A: Go downstairs, bump bum um, bum bum.
- 13:18>> Speaker D: Um.
- 13:18>> Speaker A: Oh, hey, dad.
- 13:21>> Speaker B: You're going to accidentally walk in on.
- 13:23>> Speaker A: Dad or somebody taking a dookie first
- 13:26class on this toilet. And so
- 13:29you're literally begging for someone.
- 13:30>> Speaker D: To walk in, and you pinch in a loaf.
- 13:32>> Speaker A: So what's the deal? Is there more
- 13:35to the Pittsburgh potty.
- 13:37>> Speaker B: Than just an easy spot for laborers.
- 13:39>> Speaker D: To flirt their play doh?
- 13:40>> Speaker A: Well, it turns out there might have.
- 13:43>> Speaker B: Been much less going on with these toilets.
- 13:46Now, you might hear that and go, my God.
- 13:48There hasn't been much going on so.
- 13:51>> Speaker D: Far in this episode. Like, you've told me about a
- 13:53freestanding toilet.
- 13:55>> Speaker A: Well, it would turn
- 13:58out that in this case,
- 14:02less is more, because
- 14:06there's something interesting going on. So I want to take you
- 14:08back to the
- 14:101940s.
- 14:16We're fresh off a, uh, World
- 14:18War or Two, huh?
- 14:21With the threat of nuclear
- 14:24disaster on.
- 14:25>> Speaker B: Everyone'S minds, people are viewing
- 14:28the world a little differently.
- 14:30>> Speaker A: Also, the advent of home television,
- 14:33TV and the rise in movies and media.
- 14:37>> Speaker C: It'S caused a change and a shift in things
- 14:40that.
- 14:40>> Speaker A: Your hair is wild, your
- 14:43bell bottom.
- 14:44>> Speaker B: Jeans are all the fad and the.
- 14:47>> Speaker A: Rage when you walk into your home. What's
- 14:50that? Wallpaper.
- 14:51>> Speaker D: My goodness, what? Wallpaper and carpet.
- 14:54>> Speaker A: The sofas are all patterned, floral,
- 14:57usually, and often containing bright
- 15:00colors. There's specific choices
- 15:03being made to the.
- 15:04>> Speaker C: Interior of houses,
- 15:07but when you go.
- 15:08>> Speaker A: Into the basement,
- 15:11things are, like, pretty
- 15:13much left unfinished.
- 15:17And often the basements in these
- 15:20homes are just concrete
- 15:22floors with little to no
- 15:24drywall or any sort of
- 15:28amenities done. It's like a concrete.
- 15:31So, like, what's going on here?
- 15:34Because surely a part of the world, Pittsburgh,
- 15:36Pennsylvania, known for the production of
- 15:39building materials, could have figured out
- 15:42how to finish a basement.
- 15:44>> Speaker C: Do you know what I'm saying?
- 15:45>> Speaker B: Like, nowadays, you walk into a basement, and sometimes these things
- 15:48are, like, decked out.
- 15:50>> Speaker A: This is where the man cave is at. This is where the game
- 15:53zone is. But back then, it was a
- 15:56concrete, just
- 15:58slab with little to no
- 16:00walls. Or if there was a supporting
- 16:03wall, it had a little to no finish on it.
- 16:07Well, this was normal
- 16:10for a lot.
- 16:11>> Speaker D: Of parts of the world back then.
- 16:12>> Speaker A: And not just Pittsburgh. This is all over. And the
- 16:15reason is this. Sewage
- 16:18systems are not what they are
- 16:21today.
- 16:21>> Speaker C: They were not what they are today.
- 16:24>> Speaker A: Because while we can still have problems today, and I
- 16:26want to say real quick, uh, uh,
- 16:30after the release of.
- 16:31>> Speaker B: This episode, I'm going to be posting.
- 16:33>> Speaker D: Some pictures from my former employer's bathroom.
- 16:36>> Speaker A: Now, I told this story on the.
- 16:38>> Speaker B: Show at one point where the septic system went
- 16:40Reverso. Uh, but now I'm going to be sharing the
- 16:43photos of what I walked into. Uh, and
- 16:45so stay tuned for that.
- 16:48>> Speaker A: But sometimes we can still have problems.
- 16:51Stay. But generally, and one
- 16:54goal of privy.
- 16:56>> Speaker B: Is to help you have a sense.
- 16:58>> Speaker A: Of thankfulness and
- 17:01counting your blessing when it comes to the area of
- 17:03what.
- 17:04>> Speaker D: You have with bathrooms,
- 17:06because we have relatively
- 17:09few backups.
- 17:11>> Speaker A: But back in the day, sewer lines would be
- 17:13known not just to back up, but back
- 17:17up from the city line.
- 17:19So we talked in one of
- 17:22the last episodes about how
- 17:25with the great.
- 17:26>> Speaker B: Stink, you would dump your
- 17:29refuse into the river and it will wash down river
- 17:32into somebody else's water. This
- 17:35would be like that, but you're.
- 17:37>> Speaker A: Doing what you're supposed to.
- 17:38>> Speaker D: You're flushing the little guys, and they're.
- 17:40>> Speaker A: Going reverso into somebody else's
- 17:43toilet in their home.
- 17:46Now, when the backup
- 17:49would occur, it would occur
- 17:51and back up into the lowest
- 17:55standing, lowest line
- 17:58in the home.
- 17:58>> Speaker C: Um, and when you have
- 18:01spent so.
- 18:02>> Speaker A: Much time getting
- 18:04your wallpaper and your.
- 18:07>> Speaker C: Sweet carpet and your weird
- 18:10colored sofa.
- 18:11>> Speaker B: Just right in the upstairs part of.
- 18:14>> Speaker A: Your house, you don't want your sewer
- 18:17line going reverso into that area.
- 18:20>> Speaker C: It's going to ruin the vibe.
- 18:23>> Speaker A: How are we going to be shaggedelic if I've
- 18:26got hoopie doopies
- 18:29all over my shagadelic rugs?
- 18:33That's not radical, dude.
- 18:37And so they would install a
- 18:40sewer line into a
- 18:43basement. But what they found is you
- 18:46can't just have an open,
- 18:49freestanding sewer line because
- 18:53then you have stink.
- 18:56So they would sometimes cap
- 18:59this line, but then you don't want to
- 19:02cap it, because if it does
- 19:04decide to.
- 19:05>> Speaker D: Go reverso, if it has a cap.
- 19:08>> Speaker A: On it and it can't push the cap
- 19:11off, then we're right back where we were. You got poo
- 19:14all over your duck printed wallpaper.
- 19:17So they would often install
- 19:20a toilet equipped
- 19:23with the s bend curve
- 19:26in.
- 19:27>> Speaker D: The basement on top of this freestanding
- 19:30sewer line.
- 19:31>> Speaker A: They slap a household toilet on this pipe,
- 19:34wherever it sat in the basement.
- 19:35>> Speaker D: And call it a day, praying that.
- 19:37>> Speaker A: One day when the sewage backs up.
- 19:39>> Speaker C: Into the home, it would back up.
- 19:41>> Speaker D: Into that poor toilet, the Pittsburgh
- 19:44potty.
- 19:47>> Speaker A: They also put a toilet instead of a drain.
- 19:50Because a toilet and a sewer line is one of the
- 19:53biggest connections to.
- 19:54>> Speaker D: The sewer in the home.
- 19:55>> Speaker A: Makes sense. It's taking care of some of the biggest
- 19:58friggin poo balls, apparently, some of
- 20:01them the size of a billiard ball. The
- 20:04Pittsburgh potty. These have been
- 20:07found all over, not just in Pittsburgh,
- 20:09which is the reason.
- 20:11>> Speaker B: This is more than an answer to.
- 20:12>> Speaker D: Dirty working men coming home with their grubbies still
- 20:15on.
- 20:16>> Speaker A: Um, but it's a phenomenon,
- 20:19and it's a weird one.
- 20:21>> Speaker B: And I distinctly remember growing up, and.
- 20:23>> Speaker D: I've verified this with my own parents.
- 20:27>> Speaker A: That, uh, we had a
- 20:30Pittsburgh potty.
- 20:31>> Speaker B: In our basement, but it was just.
- 20:33>> Speaker A: The open sewer line, because when the.
- 20:35>> Speaker B: House was built, they used the basement.
- 20:37>> Speaker A: For dogs, never put the toilet in. And later, my dad
- 20:40installed a toilet.
- 20:41>> Speaker D: And actually, I believe he installed, like, there was a sink and a
- 20:44shower and stuff in there, too.
- 20:45>> Speaker B: But my basement, growing up, had
- 20:48a.
- 20:48>> Speaker A: Pittsburgh potty in Montana. I've talked to other people
- 20:51who were.
- 20:52>> Speaker C: Like, yeah, I had this weird toilet.
- 20:54>> Speaker D: In my basement, and it's like, yeah, it's called a
- 20:56Pittsburgh potty.
- 20:57>> Speaker A: And you could use it.
- 21:00>> Speaker B: I can't stress that enough.
- 21:01>> Speaker A: You could use this toilet,
- 21:03but that was not its main purpose.
- 21:07So if you come across a Pittsburgh potty,
- 21:10let us know. We want to see it.
- 21:12>> Speaker B: I'm pretty sure, like I said, that.
- 21:14>> Speaker A: These are more widespread.
- 21:16>> Speaker B: Um, and often, if you go into.
- 21:18>> Speaker A: An unfinished basement, an unfinished basement in a
- 21:20house built between
- 21:22the, um. This
- 21:25is probably what's going on.
- 21:27>> Speaker C: It's unfinished because concrete is
- 21:29easier to.
- 21:30>> Speaker A: Get poop off of than carpet and
- 21:33drywall.
- 21:35>> Speaker D: A lesson my former employer
- 21:38definitely figured out.
- 21:40>> Speaker A: In fact, though, I don't think it was a
- 21:43Pittsburgh potty. My public high school
- 21:46in Montana had a freestanding toilet
- 21:49in the boys locker room bathroom,
- 21:51which lent to one of the best
- 21:54moments in high school forever in my brain.
- 21:57>> Speaker B: It is seared into my brain.
- 21:59>> Speaker D: So specifically, um, on
- 22:02this segment
- 22:05of.
- 22:05>> Speaker A: Hunter'S anecdotes to keep
- 22:08you afloat.
- 22:13This hunter's anecdotes is called cupcake on the
- 22:16toilet.
- 22:17>> Speaker B: Imagine this. The bell rings.
- 22:19>> Speaker D: You're a freshman in high school.
- 22:21>> Speaker A: The world is your oyster. Or it's the
- 22:24place where you're going.
- 22:25>> Speaker D: To get harassed a little bit.
- 22:27>> Speaker B: You are kind of nervous,
- 22:30but also excited because you have freshman pe, and.
- 22:33>> Speaker A: I got a note. I went to a small high school.
- 22:36>> Speaker D: My graduating class had 20 people.
- 22:38>> Speaker A: So this isn't the, like, oh, I'm.
- 22:41>> Speaker B: Going to get lost in the sea of people.
- 22:42>> Speaker D: High school that we see today, this.
- 22:44>> Speaker A: Is not that, but
- 22:48you have freshman pe,
- 22:51and you're like, oh,
- 22:54man.
- 22:54>> Speaker B: And the bell rings and it's like, oh, that kind of
- 22:57weird moment that some people like. And some people are like, oh, I just want to get
- 23:00it over where.
- 23:01>> Speaker D: You go down in the locker room to dress out.
- 23:04>> Speaker A: We all go down in there, and
- 23:07waiting for us in the locker
- 23:09room.
- 23:10>> Speaker B: Is a person who has been introduced.
- 23:13>> Speaker A: To us as our pe aide. Now,
- 23:15uh, the pea aide is usually.
- 23:17>> Speaker B: An upper classman who has shown themselves.
- 23:19>> Speaker A: To be responsible enough to help aid the
- 23:22teacher.
- 23:23>> Speaker B: So often this is like a really
- 23:26rad and upstanding student who has got
- 23:29it going on.
- 23:30>> Speaker D: They're super mature and
- 23:33they're there to help you.
- 23:35>> Speaker A: And so we go down in the.
- 23:36>> Speaker B: Locker room, we start changing, and we
- 23:39hear a shout from the back, like, hey,
- 23:42everybody, hurry up, change out and.
- 23:44>> Speaker A: Get back out there so we can start stretches.
- 23:45>> Speaker D: And so we're changing out, and I.
- 23:48>> Speaker A: Go into the back section of the.
- 23:51>> Speaker D: Locker room to do a number one
- 23:54p before I go out to do
- 23:56pe.
- 23:58>> Speaker A: Uh, and when I walk in, there is
- 24:01my pe aide, one of my
- 24:03classmates'older brother,
- 24:05sitting sprawled goat to the
- 24:08sky on the toilet, dropping a shaz
- 24:12and just eating a pink sprinkled
- 24:14cupcake. No door,
- 24:17no clothes on, just naked.
- 24:19>> Speaker B: Sitting there eating a cupcake. Uh, that cupcake
- 24:22had more clothes on.
- 24:23>> Speaker D: Than he did with that paper wrapper, if you know what I'm saying.
- 24:26>> Speaker A: And I'm just like, what in the
- 24:28heck? Welcome to high school, kids.
- 24:31The time that my pe
- 24:34aide ate an open faced
- 24:37cupcake with his bare
- 24:40self and he could care
- 24:43less.
- 24:44>> Speaker B: I go out and I told my.
- 24:45>> Speaker D: Buddy David is his older brother, and I was like, dude,
- 24:48your brother's in there just sitting on, uh, the toilet, eating a cupcake.
- 24:50And they had a fun back and forth, but it was
- 24:53just like this.
- 24:54>> Speaker A: Shocking combination
- 24:57of open faced toilet meets.
- 24:59>> Speaker B: Somebody eating on the toilet meets weird.
- 25:02>> Speaker D: First experiences in high school.
- 25:05>> Speaker A: And that's a brief hunter's anecdote
- 25:08to keep you afloat.
- 25:16And that brings us to the end.
- 25:17>> Speaker B: Of another episode of privy.
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- 26:41>> Speaker B: As always, we want to thank Kevin.
- 26:43>> Speaker A: McLeod for the use of barroom ballet as
- 26:46our intro and outro music.
- 26:47>> Speaker B: You can find Kevin's music at ah
- 26:49incompetent.com and his music is
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- 26:53>> Speaker A: Creative Commons license Attribution
- 26:5540. Thanks, Kevin.
- 26:58We also want to thank Pottington Bear for the use of
- 27:01all the colors in the world as the Hunter's
- 27:04anecdotes.
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- 27:10>> Speaker C: Thanks Pottington.
- 27:12>> Speaker B: This has been another episode of Privy. Thank you so much
- 27:15for joining us.
- 27:16>> Speaker A: And now, as always,
- 27:19don't forget to flush.