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#155: Jersey Shore Massacre (2014) - Tubi or Not to Be · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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What's your least favorite scary movie?
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This place really has all the Belgian whistles.
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Belgian whistles, yes. Welcome.
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What's your least scary movie? The podcast where we talk about
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the good, the bad, the ugly, and the absurd, And all of our
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favorite. Least favorite?
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Scary movies. Because we believe every horror
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movie rightfully has its fanbase.
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Even if we don't always get it, my.
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Name is Travis. My name is Jesse and we're back
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with our monthly bonus series to be.
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Or not to be, wherein we search the depths of to be find a
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horror movie we've never seen before and see how we feel about
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it. Yeah, pretty much.
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And this month, listen, I went out of the months theme because
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for several months in a row we've had themes we've picked to
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be or not to be movies based on that.
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I really just wanted to watch the fucking Jersey Shore
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massacre. So we're watching the Jersey
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Shore massacre and we're talking about it.
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OK. I mean, you can kind of.
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Look at it in a way where it's like maybe the third one in the
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Massacre series, depending on where you pick it up at.
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OK, What other massacres are there?
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Pool party massacre. Pool party massacre.
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OK, there's a fucking massacre movie in this one fat can't
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massacre. Fat can't massacre, yeah.
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Which I'm gonna assume is the prequel to this.
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But it's in universe. It's kind of like the Stab
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movies within the Scream franchise.
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That's true too. So I don't know.
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I think that you could do it. If you wanted to make your own
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lineup. I think could be entered.
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I think we could. And you know what?
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I was totally getting? Like, I couldn't help thinking
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about full party NASCAR while we were watching this one.
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Yeah, I I got a lot of that. Those vibes in this too.
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I don't know, Like, honestly, I think that this is a series at
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this point, because if you look up, there's a Wikipedia page
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dedicated to the massacre movies.
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And like the slumber party maskers are on there, pool party
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maskers are part of it. There's yeah, there's a lot
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going on there. So this is a series.
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It just may. It could be the third.
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It could not be. Okay.
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You know what? It doesn't matter cuz we're
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gonna talk about it either way. Yeah, it's too late now.
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We've already watched it. It's too late.
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We've already walked too far. Yeah, too far into this mess.
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Okay. Are you ready for background
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information? All right.
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It's it's an unused boosh of background information, if you
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will, since we do not do the full 5 course meal.
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It's background. I don't know.
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I don't know what it actually means.
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It's French. OK, OK.
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Jersey Shore Massacre released on August 22nd, 2014.
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Obviously, we watch this on Tubi.
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That's where it's at right now. Watch it there.
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Written by Paul. Paul Turnipol and Goldeneye.
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Goldeneye. No fucking clue, because the
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IMDb page for Goldeneye is literally just this movie.
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Wait, is it so Goldeneye is just the name?
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I have no clue. Like, that's the credit of one
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person. Goldeneye, is it one word or
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two? Words one, huh?
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Like 07 Goldeneye. Yeah, HM.
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I don't know if there's a connection there, but in my
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heart I like to think maybe I don't.
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Know maybe they're crediting one of the James Bond movies as an
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inspiration. I don't know.
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Directed by Paula Tarnapole, whose IMDb is almost as bare as
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golden Eyes, It's got this and what is it called?
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Girls Gone Dead? Girls gone dead Okay cool.
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Oh yeah, by the way, because this is to be we are uncut,
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undrawn, uncut, unedited, live, uncut, and mostly undrawn.
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And you'll be able to tell for sure because of that.
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Yep. Yeah, yeah.
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Think about what our normal weekly episodes must sound like
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before we chop them up for you. OK?
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Music by David James Rosen and special effects makeup by Kat
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Bernier. I did not know who to pick this
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was starring as, so I went with the two gals and two guys who
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lasted the longest. Yeah, you know I'm to me,
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they're all gal and guy. I I didn't catch most of their
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names. Yeah, so we got Danielle Delaco
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is Teresa, Angelica Boccella is Dina, Giovanni Roselli is Tony,
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and Chris Lazzaro is Freddy. And this was filmed in the
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Jersey Shore. No shit with names like.
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That, yeah. This movie is about as jersey as
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it gets. Yes.
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And I like was fully convinced at some point that we would see
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like the cast of the Jersey Shore, because this is J.
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Wow Productions. Who's J?
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Wow. She's one of the original casts
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of the Jersey Shore. OK, I could only tell you the
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two, Snooki and Mike. The situation.
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I do feel like they give these characters names like them
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though. I feel like it's definitely.
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Referring to Jersey Shore. Well, yeah.
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I mean the logo of the movie. Yeah, it is, yeah, just with
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maskers left on there. Yeah, 100%.
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OK, so I have a budget for this movie, but not a box office.
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Oh, wow. OK.
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So Travis Budget or Bug Ted? This is so hard budget.
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Like this is bug Ted? Yes, I mean so hard bug Ted. 1.4
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million. Wow, I wouldn't have guessed
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that much money went into this. I'm impressed enough with that.
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I think it's got decent effects in production.
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Yeah, I mean, really this movie? You probably don't expect much,
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but it surprises you. Yeah, just like one of its guest
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stars around Jeremy. Yeah, he's actually solid in
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this movie. He's not a bad actor.
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But yeah, no additional box office information.
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Right. What score do you think it has
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on IMDb? I know we don't normally guess
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this, but I wanna guess. I wanna know what your guess is.
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If I were to guess, I'd say like 3.2. 2.9. 2.9 Wow, I gave it
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higher than Yeah, wow, really. People really hate this that
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much. Yeah, I have some theories on
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it, which we'll talk about in a bit.
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OK. OK.
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I pulled up 3 movies that I feel like we as a society to don't
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talk about enough. OK, sure.
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The first one we have personally talked about with a friend of
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the podcast, Steve, Steve Tusk. Tusk hey.
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So that released September 19th 2014 that I had a $3 million
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budget and a $1.8 million gross. That was a fun episode.
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It was. It's a fun movie also.
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It's super depressing. At the same time.
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It goes a lot of places it does, yeah.
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It has a 5.3 out of 10. OK, I'll no.
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OK, that makes. Sense Honestly, I'm surprised
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it's as high as it is because I feel like that's one of those
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incredibly polarizing films. I don't really know how people
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in general feel about Kevin Smith.
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Like do they like, does he get an immediate bump up and like
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score just for having his name attached to it or do people not
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like him? I don't know.
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I don't know. I think it's the movie itself
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that is polarizing. OK, yeah, because I feel like
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people generally are fans of Kevin Smith.
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Yeah, second movie. OK, cooties.
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Hey cooties, you've been wanting to watch that a lot.
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Here we. Have been.
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We've only seen it the one time, and it's a stellar cast.
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It is, yeah. It's got Elijah Woods.
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Uh huh Rainn Wilson? There's several other people.
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Those are the two like main characters.
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Grab boss. So yeah, yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, we when I was in that. Oh shit, is he?
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Yeah, he's one of the teachers. I think he wrote it too, didn't
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he? That would make sense, yeah.
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It feels very fun L. I may be misremembering that,
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but I do remember he's one of the teachers, I believe.
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This Technically it's wide releases in 2015, but it
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premiered at the Sundance Film Festival January 18th, 2014.
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OK, I remember we bought or we rented it.
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Yeah, we rented it whenever it released digitally.
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Yeah, I feel like. I feel like maybe that was like
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a red box grab for us or? Something.
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No, I think we got it from Prime.
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Really. Yeah.
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I think we'd rent it digital. OK, so unknown budget, but a
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worldwide gross of 480,000. Unknown budget.
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Wow. OK.
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I feel like that one was financed by Elijah.
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He kind of that was like when he was dipping his toes and they're
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like, I'm going to go full horror now.
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He was like, I really just like him and Daniel Radcliffe both,
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like, did their major blockbuster fantasy franchises
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and then. Got fucking weird and I love it.
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But they were both. It's funny.
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They're both mythical magic men. Like, little mythical magic men.
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Yeah. They like, I don't know, you
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could like, I feel like they come together in a packaging.
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Like God made them in a batch. Yes.
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Like together. I know.
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Take them both at the same. Time.
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I know Elijah's older than Daniel, but like, I like to
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imagine, Elijah's the leftover. Is he that much older?
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I. Maybe a little of Daniel
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Radcliffe? Yes.
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Is Daniel Radcliffe our age? Or is.
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Yeah, he was very close to Daniel Radcliffe is definitely
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very close to our age because we were at like the same age as the
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Hogward students when the movie started coming.
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And Elijah was probably like. 'Cause Lord of the Rings was,
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yeah, Lord of the Rings was already coming out at that time,
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so he was already like. I mean, granted, he was a
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Hobbit, but still he was, he's a grown hobby.
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He's grown man, Hobbit. Yeah, yeah.
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OK. Sure.
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All of that to say that you guys should also check out I Don't
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Feel at Home in This World Anymore and Swiss Army Man.
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Yes, both of those are really fun movies.
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Yes, they're they're not horror, but they're just absolutely,
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well, you can make a case for I don't feel at home in this world
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anymore. It's directed by Macon, the dude
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that wow did Ohh. What's his fucking name?
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He's. Like a Boyer?
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Yeah, from Green Room Burger Party.
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Yeah, he's directing the Toxic Adventure remake, too, which is
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supposed to come out this year. I I'd watch it.
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I would watch it. I mean, the cast is crazy.
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They have Peter Dinklage playing the toxie guy, Melvin.
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Really. I think he might actually be
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Toxie too. OK, I was gonna say, is he toxie
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or just Melvin? He's probably the voice.
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You know how to get like the voice.
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Yeah, Yeah. OK, I can see it.
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I can see it. OK.
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Anyway, 5.7 out of 10 for cooties.
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Not too bad. Not too bad.
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And then finally 13 sins. God, is that the one where it's
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the guy with the cell phone and this guy's making him do all
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these? Emissions.
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Yeah, it's like part of a game kind of where.
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You so many shits and. Money.
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Yeah, yeah. And it ends up being and.
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Like it ends up like his brother's also in this.
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Yeah. Something.
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Sorry if you guys haven't seen it.
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Yeah, it's been out for nine years.
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That doesn't. Necessarily mean?
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Everything right there, you know.
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But yeah, you can kind of see that ending coming if you've
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seen enough of those types of movies, but it's still
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definitely worth the ride. Yeah, it's nice.
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It released April 11th, 2014 budget of four million and a.
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Worldwide gross of 126 million 126,000.
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Sorry, 826,000. Wow.
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That was a big difference day for a.
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Second, yes. Yes, that's still a decent
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return, I guess. Not bad.
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From 4,000,000 to 826,000. OK, never mind.
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That was a flop. It's not even a 25% repeated.
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It must have made its money back on home video, I would hope.
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I don't know, but it's got a 6.3 out of 10, so I think we can
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call this one a classic. OK.
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Yeah, sure. We can chalk it up there.
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OK, we got two taglines for this movie.
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OK, the situation just got deadly.
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Oh, I like that. It's appropriate, yeah.
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And then here's where I guess we'll kind of get into it.
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You're not the only one who wants them dead.
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You're not the only one who wants them dead.
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It feels very much like that kind of icky marketing that we
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had for House of Wags. Really.
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Ohh, don't you just fucking hate Paris Hilton?
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What a yeah, killer. It feels very much like that.
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Yeah, you're right. I didn't think about that.
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Well, they do make them kind of obnoxious in the movie.
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They do, but it's. There's a difference between
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like obnoxious characters in a movie and then equating them to
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real life characters and being like don't you wish you could
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fucking kill them? I think it makes it a little bit
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better considering it's from one of them.
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Yeah, but still. Yeah, I I I definitely agree
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with that. All right, Travis.
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OK. Good.
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Bad. Ugly.
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Absurd. OK, so I will say that you're
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right, the effects in this movie are.
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Pretty decent. It's surprising, honestly.
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I think that this movie looks pretty nice considering, you
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know, it's like a very cheap movie.
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But yeah, I mean, I don't know. It's pretty funny too.
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There were like a couple of times where I was actually
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laughing out loud, mostly at Freddy.
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Freddy. Freddy is so fucking.
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We can't do the laugh justice on this.
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Jesse does the best. She's closest to it.
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But. Like, honestly, you just gotta
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listen. To this, I don't think I have
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like the right kind of manic energy for it.
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No, I don't know. It's just so funny.
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I guess it goes from like zero to 10 and it's just, it catches
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you off guard. But like, the more it happened
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throughout the movie, the more I was just like laughing.
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I wasn't laughing harder and harder each time.
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So yeah, there's that, You know, that's about it.
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OK, I agree with the effects. I think the humor hits too.
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And I will say like, honestly, I don't think that acting is that
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bad either from a good portion of the cast.
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Yeah, I mean, it really isn't too terrible.
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Like for what? Feels like they probably just
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walked down the shore and was like, do you want to be in a
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movie? Do you want to Do you want to be
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in a movie? Do you want to be in a movie?
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Do you want to be in a movie? Like, I think it's pretty solid.
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It is. I mean, I it's.
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I'd say it's like local people. Like local theater people if I
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were to guess, or just you. Know.
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Yeah. And I mean, they did pretty
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good. And I'm you know what?
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Spoiler for our main episode this week, I think.
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I think the acting overall is better than in Wrong Turn 3.
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Seriously. Yes.
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OK. We'll be talking about that
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after we finish the. Supporting yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah. All right.
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So, yeah, I think overall just just a lot, a lot of positives
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for it. Gotcha.
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OK. What was your bad?
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The bad I think the the killer is not very interesting.
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I like the concept of it being like the Jersey Devil.
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But yeah, if they were to do something with it, I wish that
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they would have done something less generic looking.
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Yeah, it looks like they just went out to Walmart and grabbed
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like a mask. They probably did.
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Yeah, and I don't even know what to call it.
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Like a tree person. Is he an int?
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Is this more? Port of the Rings type shit.
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I don't know. Like I like that concept.
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I just feel like they fumbled it a little bit.
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Yeah, I think to like piggyback off of that.
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I feel like the 1st 45 minutes of the movie don't do enough to
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like, really set up the ending of it.
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No, not at all. Really.
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Yeah. Because like we, we have the
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pieces that are kind of there. So we've got like the Jersey
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Devil tour, we've got them going to the beach and all of that.
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But like, we don't get enough. You know, like we get the angry
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locals, but like we need more connection there to make the
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kill make sense. I do appreciate though that it
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shows both sides of Jersey where you get the Jersey Shore, but
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you also get like the redneck areas because I know we know
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somebody personally from New Jersey that was, you know, in
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our school and he was from the redneck area.
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Yeah, Jersey. He's not your typical Jersey
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guy. So it was kind.
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Of and and that's very obvious when he gets drunk.
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Yeah, but it was really cool to see them actually acknowledge
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that because like. And I just, I want everybody to
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know what our movie lineup was like last night, because it
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really feels like we just took a trip along the short.
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We went down jersey lane. Yeah, we started in West
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Virginia with wrong turn and then we watched this and then
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just as a palate cleanser to everything we watch.
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Terrifier. Yeah, which, you know, Jersey,
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Damian Leone, yeah. OK, OK, ugly.
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Ugly. Yeah, well.
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I, I, I always played for like laughs and stuff, like their
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whole thing with Rosemary. Yeah, what's kind of shitty?
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She's not even really that fat, you know?
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But like, I guess like Jersey Shore fat.
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I don't know, Like they like, they call our grenade and then
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they're just trying to get rid of her because she's like cock
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walking the rest of the guys there.
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And then the guys are also just kind of like shitty in general
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too, with her whole attitude of, you know, just like trying to
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get with these women. I don't know, like the.
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Well, yeah. And they, like, openly admit to
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a history of date rapes. Yeah, like the guy fucking like
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drugs a girl. And then like he's like, yeah, I
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got more coming on the way. My guy's coming in next week.
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Like it's really ugly stuff seeing that, but I don't know.
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Well, and this, honestly, this is an exploitation film of
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sorts, yeah. And I guess it's just like it's
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a jersey exploitation. Like, it's the opposite of
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Terrify, which is an exploitation movie set in
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Jersey. Yeah.
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This we got jersey exploitation right here.
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Jersey exploitation news. I I like that.
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I'm. I'm OK with watching horrible
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shit happen. Like seeing it like, you know,
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like seeing it play on the screen.
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It's not endorsing. It's just showing bad behavior.
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I'm cool with that. And I like, honestly, OK, I hope
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I like. I hope I say this correctly.
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Especially since, like, we're not editing.
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You've got to have like a careful hand with any type of an
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exploitation movie because there's a very slippery slope.
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I think I am a person. Personally.
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I don't feel as bad watching this movie because it doesn't
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feel like punching down to me because I am like if I'd been
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born, you know, a few 100 miles north and east I like.
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A part of my heart feels like it could very well belong on the
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shore. You know what I mean?
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Like, my favorite stepmother was an Italian, New Jersey woman and
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her like, you know, like, yeah, like I I I see, like there are
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like moments in them. Maybe then I'm like, I, I I get
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that they're trying to make fun of these people, but, like, I
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can't get it. Yeah.
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I get it too. So it doesn't feel like to me
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watching it. Me as an audience member and
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maybe that's. I don't know how it was
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intended. It doesn't feel mean, you know
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what I mean? I don't think so, no.
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That doesn't mean that it can't be mean and it can't be punching
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down depending on your perspective when you're watching
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it. But for me, with this it it is
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like that. But that doesn't mean that
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there's not like stereotyping in there.
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That can't be harmful. We've, you know, we've got like
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the whole talk about. Gate rape.
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We've got like these douchey Bros We've got the The Fat Can't
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massacre. Like that definitely feels mean
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spirited, but. Yeah, it does.
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Yeah, like so. And then, you know, we got the
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hill people, which again, doesn't feel like punching down
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for us to watch them. True.
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But it is definitely a thing in movies that like, oh, we got
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them hill folks, we're gonna make fun of them, yeah.
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So it's just, yeah, like it's it has the potential to be really
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bad depending on whose hands it's in.
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Yeah, I say they handle it fine, but I don't know, just like what
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the bad play out sometimes, you know, like it's fine, like it's
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not like. Well, and especially like where
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is it is intentional with this movie because it is like it's a
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satire. Yeah, I don't think.
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It's important, yeah. They're not, like, trying to.
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Make like a mean statement or anything like.
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They're just like making a movie about like.
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Shitty people. Yeah, it's a it's a subgenre
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that you have to be very, very careful with.
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But because exploitation doesn't 100% mean shitty people, that's
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not what we're saying here, that's.
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Not the equation, very crazy. But in this context, they're
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very over the top and loud. The Dude Bros are are bad
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people. Yes, they are.
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But yeah, like just being from the Jersey Shore doesn't mean
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you're like. A bad person, Yeah.
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There's plenty of nice Jersey people out there.
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Yeah. So it's like a little bit of
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play with stereotypes, but it's very easy to cross that line,
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yeah. So okay, so absurd.
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Yes. Freddy.
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He's just so over the top, so funny.
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I don't know, like I love his character.
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He shoot you, but God damn it, that laugh just makes up for
21:38
everything. He like, laughs at nothing to
21:40
and it's all full volume, full blast.
21:43
I love it. I want to say, Tony, because we
21:48
were drinking every time somebody died, and we drank to
21:50
that motherfucker's death three times.
21:52
Holy shit. Yeah, he basically dies.
21:55
It's like. 53 several times, Yeah, That's.
21:57
Crazy. Yeah, Okay, That's a good one.
22:00
Yeah, this movie is. It's got some fun moments to it
22:03
for sure. So Okay, what would you rate it?
22:08
Do I go first? Yeah, you go first.
22:11
I'd rate this thing like a 5.5 Okay.
22:14
Yeah. I don't think it's so really
22:15
that bad of a watch. Honestly, it was way better than
22:18
what I was expecting whenever I saw the title card.
22:21
So whenever I saw that, I was like, ooh boy.
22:23
But then as things started playing out, I'm like, okay,
22:26
this is, yeah, not too bad. I'm actually enjoying this.
22:29
Yeah, I was actually gonna say 5.5 too.
22:31
Cool. So yeah.
22:32
All right, that's where we're at.
22:33
That's where we're starting with.
22:34
Easy, easy. All right.
22:37
So we start off, 3 guys are driving into the woods.
22:40
They gotta dig something. I'm sorry.
22:41
I'm gonna keep slipping into this jersey, and I don't mean
22:44
to. Yeah, it's.
22:47
It just kind of happens. Unfortunately, doing a very
22:49
Madonna thing right now. So they gotta dig something up
22:54
that's been buried for three months or whatever.
22:58
And when they get to the spot, he's like, oh, it's already dug
23:01
up. Do you think that could be wild
23:02
animals? They're like, no, it's not wild
23:04
animals. How about you get in there and
23:05
you check it out? And he gets in there and he
23:07
goes, I don't see anything. And the other two guys are like,
23:10
Are you sure you don't see a rat?
23:13
Big V sends his regards. Boom, boom, he.
23:16
Gets murdered in his own grave. Dug his own grave.
23:19
I don't think he even dug it. Somebody dug his own grave.
23:22
Yeah, they don't make him dig it, but they did force him to
23:25
get into it without even knowing what was happening.
23:27
And look like a fool. All right.
23:29
So they call a guy. Wait, no, never mind.
23:32
They're walking back to the car, but then they hear this
23:33
screaming. Yeah, yeah.
23:35
And so they go to check out the screaming and there's this woman
23:37
tied up to a tree, and then they get attacked by like some
23:41
creature or something. Just, I don't know.
23:43
Like, really? It just kind of looks like a
23:45
dude in a Gilly suit. Just kind of running around
23:47
killing people. What is that?
23:49
That's what, like snipers would wear.
23:52
That has like the camouflage all over, like the leaves and stuff
23:55
like that. The way they can, like, cook.
23:57
They're flat and they're just, yeah.
23:58
Okay, I learned a new word. Yep, you're teaching me
24:02
something. It.
24:03
Happens every now and then. All right then.
24:06
We just have like, opening credits over a club.
24:09
Yeah, this. Is weird just for fun.
24:11
Yeah, they're just partying in the club.
24:13
You know, This is like setting us up for Jersey lifestyle right
24:16
here. Yeah.
24:17
And then it goes to the salon where, yeah, all the ladies are
24:20
getting their herded phone rings and Ricardo gets a call.
24:26
I thought we were gonna get more of Ricardo, but he's just here
24:28
for this one scene. Yeah, we find out that Teresa,
24:35
Dena and Gigi are meeting three or four friends.
24:39
At a house they rented on the Jersey Shore for girls weekend.
24:41
Yeah, the house looks like the house from The Mutilator.
24:45
OK, here's the thing. I was kind of getting mutilator
24:47
vibes was like the whole setup of getting them to the beach.
24:50
Yeah, right. It's like, where's the fall
24:51
break music? Yeah, so they they're getting
24:57
ready to leave. Gigi has a boyfriend or
25:00
ex-boyfriend or someone named Michael.
25:01
He's a Dick. Yeah, this guy fucking sucks.
25:06
But they're like arguing out in the front yard because he
25:09
doesn't want her to go to the shore because he's afraid that
25:14
she's gonna just have sex since all of her friends are single.
25:16
And that means she's gonna have sex too.
25:18
So but they have like a whole argument and she's like, fuck
25:22
you, I'm going. She's definitely that friend
25:25
that everybody knows that like got is like on and off with her
25:28
boyfriend all the time and you're like you need to just get
25:30
rid of that loser once and for all and then she's like ohh, but
25:34
he was really nice and he apologized and.
25:36
Yeah, it's it's really weird hearing you're talking about how
25:38
nice and Sweetie is whenever what we just saw was not at all
25:43
this. Place very quiet like that is
25:44
textbook. Yeah.
25:47
OK, so as they're driving, they see their friends on the
25:50
highway. What?
25:51
So I think the other friends in the car, we've got Valerie,
25:54
Joanne and Candy. OK, I'm glad you know the names.
25:58
Yeah, I can't. I'm not entirely sure which is
26:00
which. I don't know if I don't fucking
26:04
know most of the names in this movie.
26:06
I did my best. I it was the guys I couldn't
26:08
keep track of because I think they like.
26:10
Intentionally gave them the most like stereotypical names because
26:14
it was like. Tony Gino, Giovanni like.
26:17
Yeah, yeah, they did. So it was only really like once
26:20
we got to the end and they were calling each other by name.
26:22
I'm like haha. Yeah.
26:25
OK, so they get to the house and the it's like a rental house.
26:31
I don't know if it's like an Airbnb or what, but Ron Jeremy
26:34
is the rental person and he's like, Oh yeah, your friend
26:37
already dropped off the check and she goes who he goes Romero,
26:39
right. She goes, no, it's Romano.
26:41
So he double booked and cuz the other girls got there first.
26:45
Yeah, and. They're They get the house.
26:46
All mean to each other. Yeah, nobody's nice in this.
26:49
So intense. Yeah, and like I'll say again,
26:53
Ron Jeremy actually backs pretty well in this scene.
26:56
I don't know anything about him as a person.
26:59
I feel like maybe there's been a scandal or two, so we're not
27:01
speaking to him as a person. Oh God, no.
27:03
He is him. Actually, his whole situation is
27:06
really fucked up. He's he did some really terrible
27:08
shit from what I awesome. I've gathered.
27:10
Awesome. And he's also, this is taking a
27:14
weird turn. But yeah, he's like, he can't
27:16
really be tried for it because he's also like, not fit for
27:20
trial anymore. I don't know.
27:21
There's like a whole thing with that.
27:22
So yeah, he so he sucks, but he at least acts OK in this movie.
27:27
So there's that. And then he's a Stoner dude,
27:28
too. Yes.
27:29
So you know, there, that's that's it.
27:32
Yeah, yeah. So Teresa calls her Uncle Vito.
27:35
Yes, he's got a house not too far away.
27:40
But it's still kind of far away. It's still kind of far away
27:42
sounds of it. Yeah.
27:43
It's like when we got our hotel room in Charleston, but we found
27:48
out it was actually North Charleston, which is apparently
27:52
very different from Charleston. Yeah.
27:55
Yep, it is. Yep.
27:56
We'd have to travel down to actual Charleston area, but it's
27:59
still fun. Time.
28:00
Yeah. So they got the house in the
28:01
North Jersey Shore. Yeah, exactly.
28:04
So they're driving and when they get there it has all the Belgian
28:08
whistles. We got a.
28:10
Ricky isn't. That's exactly what I was
28:11
thinking too. It's so funny seeing that.
28:15
It's like a nice place too. It's a fucking mansion.
28:19
It's like, it's one of those that, like, we would watch on
28:22
House Hunters and we'd be like, get this, get this house.
28:25
This is one that would be on one of the episodes where it's like
28:28
a rich person looking for. A nice vacation home.
28:30
My lottery dream house. Yeah, except the vacation home,
28:33
yeah. Definitely.
28:36
OK, so they see that there's a pool.
28:40
Yes. And they're gonna just change
28:42
out the filter real quick, except all there's a little
28:44
froggy. So they go, they rescue the
28:47
frogging and they just go chill like it.
28:49
And they're like. Yeah, I don't understand.
28:51
Like, they're like, go to your natural habitat, go into a
28:54
little. They're just like.
28:57
And then they playfully, like somebody playfully acts like
29:00
they're gonna push Teresa in the water and she has a panic attack
29:02
cuz she can't slim, but that won't be important later.
29:06
Did it even happen? She doesn't get pushed in the
29:10
water later like. Yeah, it comes out kind of.
29:16
Most important that it could be. Check Off's an ability to swim,
29:19
you know. OK, well OK, they're back in the
29:22
place and they're trying to establish sleeping arrangements
29:25
and nobody wants to sleep with candy cuz she farts in her
29:27
sleep. These people don't have a dog.
29:30
No. But I think it's funny.
29:33
Like I'm just thinking of writing the script and candy
29:37
farts in per state. I kind of like here's the thing.
29:42
Sorry for anybody out there that pictures girls sleepovers to be
29:46
like pillow fights and negligees.
29:48
Hopefully you know. It's actually discussed who
29:49
farts. Yes, sleep.
29:51
It is girls fart and it happens. And you know what?
29:55
If you're friends, you can laugh at the fact that your girlfriend
29:58
farts and you can be like, I will room with you.
29:59
We'll just open a window, which is what Teresa says.
30:02
Like they all give her a hard time, but they end on like OK,
30:05
in terms of it I. Don't like this.
30:07
Let's. No, it's fine.
30:10
It's just. I don't know.
30:11
I didn't, I don't know. I didn't realize that would be a
30:15
normal topic of discussion. It's like, OK, so which one of
30:17
you guys farts? Well, they didn't say which one
30:19
of you farts. It's just a known fact that
30:21
Candy farts in her sleep. Yeah, fair enough.
30:25
Anyway, while they're like sorting all of this out, Edgar.
30:28
When Neighbor Guy comes by and he he's offering up some
30:31
sausages. Yeah, they when they were
30:33
driving. Cast iron skillet.
30:35
Good. Free.
30:35
And you know what? That's a cast iron skillet in
30:37
the country, you know? Oh yeah, that's good sausage.
30:40
To retain all of that nice flavor, there was a scene when
30:46
they were driving to the place where they were talking about
30:48
the locals there, and apparently they don't take it too kindly if
30:51
you don't buy other shit. Like, they're really nice unless
30:54
they're trying to sell you stuff, is what they were saying.
30:56
Yeah, but what we find out at the end of the movie is Vito
31:00
actually knows Edgar and had asked him to keep an eye on the
31:03
girls while they were there. Well, still, either way.
31:06
Yeah, I just like, I just want us to like, I want Edgar to have
31:12
some respect to his name. Well, OK.
31:14
He was doing a kind thing. Yeah, he was trying his best.
31:18
OK, so there's no bars or clubs anywhere nearby, so they.
31:22
And they don't feel like driving all the way back to the city
31:24
right now, so they are going to go on the Jersey Devil tour.
31:28
I like this as a like, as a way for the story to go and like,
31:32
OK, let's just go on a Jersey Devil tour.
31:33
I'm like, wow, OK, I wasn't expecting.
31:35
They did it. I know.
31:36
Like they were just like, all right, well, you know what?
31:38
It's nearby. We're here.
31:39
We want to have a good time. We're just going to pivot.
31:42
We're going to do what's available.
31:44
This gave me hatchet two vibes where it's the guy taking them
31:48
on the ferry tour. Yeah, yeah, like, I don't know.
31:51
I thought it was going to be. A movie like that where
31:53
everything takes place in the woods.
31:54
But like, no, it's just this dude who's very excited to tell
31:59
the story of the Jersey Devil, and he's doing his hardest work
32:04
to try and imitate the Devil. A London immigrant named Mrs.
32:07
Leeds invokes the devil during labor with her 13th child.
32:13
Yeah, that's great. Yeah.
32:15
Yeah. That's the that's a very intense
32:18
version of the Tour of the Legend.
32:21
The Jersey Devil is like an actual legend too, so they've
32:25
mentioned it briefly on Game Grumps if you would like to
32:28
listen to Dan, Dan Avidan talk about it.
32:32
There's like a whole basketball team, the Jersey Devils, I
32:35
think. Oh shit.
32:36
That. Makes sense.
32:37
Or maybe not basketball team, but there's a team, the Jersey
32:39
Devils. Some sports team, yeah, sports.
32:42
So the nerds that are on the tour with them.
32:46
I thought that they would be more part of this movie because
32:49
they kind of established them in.
32:50
This. Yeah, but they're just like
32:52
fucking insults because they're like at first they're like, oh,
32:56
hey, we have a chance to flirt with girls.
32:58
Acceptable. They probably don't expect to
33:01
run into like a group of ladies on the tour.
33:04
That's fine. 2 girls to a guy. You know you're icky.
33:08
Yeah. All right, let's go flirt and
33:10
see what happens. Oh, not taking no for an answer.
33:16
Well, we're going to try again. Get a firm no.
33:19
Why is she sending mixed messages?
33:22
And I think they also touch her butt.
33:24
Yeah, like, they're just gross. They're gross.
33:25
Yeah, they are giving a bad name to nerds and to scifi convention
33:30
goers. Yeah, I feel like they're trying
33:31
to hit the trope of like the nerds that are like super horny,
33:34
trying to get with the hot girls, but it's not really
33:37
playing off. They're like the guys in
33:41
sorority babes in the slimeball bowl aroma, except they don't.
33:45
See any boobs? Yeah, exactly.
33:47
Yeah. Also, additional nicknames for
33:51
the Jersey Devil include Wazzlebug and Huddle Doodlebird.
33:56
I like huddle Doodlebird. I like Wazzlebug.
33:59
Those are all it's just no, no, it's a good devil.
34:02
There's all kinds of good names for it out there.
34:04
I appreciate it. Yeah, but really it's just
34:07
obviously it's other people involved with the Tour that come
34:10
out and stage a like an attack by the Jersey Devil.
34:13
But it seems like they're particularly trying to like,
34:16
upset the city girls like they're like, haha, shows you.
34:20
Yeah. But I don't think those people
34:22
were there before. So it seems like it's like a
34:23
plant thing no matter what. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
34:26
But like, it seems like they decided they were gonna be extra
34:28
mean to them, yeah. Okay.
34:30
So the next day they're all gonna drive to the beach except
34:33
for Gigi. Cuz Michael's gonna come pick
34:35
her up. And Serese was like, all right,
34:37
well, I'll see you tonight. Like she knows exactly how
34:40
that's gonna end. And we need to briefly talk
34:45
about this father and son on the beach, cuz they're just here for
34:48
the scene and they get like this nice little.
34:51
No, there's another scene too. Well, no, It's like all on the
34:54
scene. There's just like 2 little
34:55
vignettes with them. Yeah, like every time we see
34:58
them on the beach, they get like the.
35:00
Like the and it's like this little boy and he's playing and
35:05
he he gets a jellyfish and he shows his dad and his dad's
35:09
building this like mansion out of the sand bucket.
35:12
And he's like, well, that's a jellyfish that'll sing you so I
35:15
don't touch it And the little boy goes ouchy.
35:17
I feel like this boy's bold enough to say more words.
35:20
He was like regularly looking off screen to like the camera or
35:24
somebody like guidance. Please line ouchie OK sure.
35:27
Ouchie. Yeah.
35:28
And then we get our group of boys.
35:32
Yeah, our rough house and crew over here.
35:34
Yeah, our rough house and bubbies.
35:36
Rough house and shirtless bubbies.
35:38
They're playing football and they just completely destroyed.
35:41
This is Dad's sandcastle and he is bummed out because he has
35:44
been neglecting his child all morning to build this thing.
35:48
Some of the guys are like that. All the people are over here and
35:50
we want them to watch us play football.
35:52
Well, OK, I can respect that. It's one of the dangers of
35:58
building on a beach. Like, I'm not saying that they
36:00
weren't douchey about it, but also like, you know, if you're
36:03
playing, if you're building something on a crowded beach,
36:05
there's like 95% chance it's going to get knocked over at
36:08
some point. Yeah, I mean, well, to be fair,
36:10
though, like speaking in all honesty, they're.
36:13
Pretty shitty about it, because. They're they're douchebags about
36:16
it. I am not on their side.
36:18
I am just also saying. Like, I mean, it's like one of
36:21
the things where they ruin something so they get mad at you
36:23
because they ruined it. Like not taking any.
36:25
Responsibility at all? Exactly.
36:26
I hate it. No.
36:28
I'm not saying like, oh, he deserved it because he built his
36:30
sandcastle there. I'm just also saying it would
36:33
have happened at some point because that is how sandcastles
36:36
work. Well, the guys kick him off of
36:38
that area of the beach and they kick his bucket with the
36:40
jellyfish, and the jellyfish lands on his bald head and it
36:43
sings them. Yeah, and the little boy goes.
36:47
Ouchy. Ouchy.
36:47
Yup. So the girls in the car, we
36:49
learned that Valerie has taken 5 laxatives.
36:52
Yeah. So obviously we're going to get
36:54
a poop scene. She should be the one that farts
36:56
a lot. Right.
36:58
Because she's taking poop medicine.
37:00
Also, like, I don't know if there's like meant to be like an
37:04
eating disorder, metaphor, trigger warning, or whatever.
37:06
With that right there. Yeah, because like, she's saying
37:08
that she wants to be. Like, she wants to be real
37:11
skinny and have a flat stomach, and she is probably the thinnest
37:14
of the girls already anyway. Yeah, true.
37:17
So yeah, just keep that in mind for the next. 2 minutes.
37:20
Still a really terrible time to take a laxative though.
37:22
Like before, you're going to the beach.
37:24
Well, and laxatives take like 12 hours to actually kick in.
37:28
So you're taking. Yeah, so you're taking five of
37:30
them the night before. That means that you're about to
37:32
be in a world of pain. Yeah, what the fuck was she
37:35
thinking? She wasn't.
37:36
So stupid. So.
37:39
Yeah, they get on the beach and of course they start flirting
37:41
with the boys and they're all gonna go out to the club
37:43
together. And then Valerie's laxative
37:46
kicks in. She can't make it to a bathroom.
37:48
She doesn't have time. So she goes out into the water.
37:53
Yeah. And her waist washes upon the
37:55
shore. And then we get Yep, And the dad
38:01
steps in the ship right in it. And he's got like, a red mark on
38:04
his head with the jellyfish shape.
38:06
And the kid goes poopy. It's really funny.
38:12
I wish that he would have been throughout the movie, just like
38:14
consistently getting like shit happening.
38:17
Yeah, like he's got like a cabin rental also in your.
38:20
Next door. Yeah.
38:22
But no, this is the last we see of them.
38:23
Yeah, like, I don't understand, but OK.
38:26
Yeah, like they put out like an indie go go or like a local
38:29
casting call or something like we need somebody available for
38:32
one day of shooting. And this was like.
38:34
Yeah, this is a yeah. So they go to the club and
38:40
unfortunately this is where we hear a lot of roofie talk
38:42
because one girl comes in and like smacks one of the guys for
38:46
raping her friends. Yeah, like straight it's and
38:50
then. She's the one that gets fucking
38:52
kicked out. Gets kicked.
38:54
Does she get kicked out? Yeah.
38:55
The bouncer takes her out. They all get kicked out.
38:57
Not yet, yeah. This isn't what gets kicked out,
39:01
yeah. OK.
39:01
I see. Yeah.
39:02
Yeah. So yeah.
39:05
Also, Michael has arrived and her and him and Gigi have gotten
39:09
into another fight already and they are no broken up again.
39:13
Yeah. So she's walking back to the
39:14
house and then all of a sudden she's screaming and she's
39:16
running. Yeah, like she just like, yeah,
39:19
something happens. I don't know.
39:21
Yeah, no, actually we do see her like, throat getting, like, cut.
39:24
Oh, yeah, she does here, yeah. She's like interstitials, yeah.
39:27
That's right, she just gets killed here.
39:29
Yeah. So you know, the girls and the
39:33
guys are all at the club. Flirting, drinking, dancing, all
39:35
of that. Freddy's talking about how he's
39:37
just waiting to find a good record label for him so that way
39:40
he can get his album going. Yeah, and this like older,
39:47
nerdy, middle-aged white man. This is a like one of the club
39:50
owners. Is he?
39:52
Yeah. That's what they said, OK?
39:53
He's like a co-owner of the club.
39:54
He's just like sitting nearby because, kid, you don't have a
39:57
record label. No record label once you and
40:01
Freddy's like, what do you know about that?
40:03
He's like, what are you even gonna do?
40:04
Like what do you do? Like what instrument do you
40:06
play? He's like, I don't know, like, I
40:07
fucking manifested. That's why.
40:09
That's how I do that shit. He doesn't have an answer.
40:12
He's just like, he just wants to be a musician.
40:14
So then the DJ goes, for the first time in 20 years, Jersey's
40:20
own Italian ice. Italian ice.
40:24
And Italian Ice is a guy that had a hit in the late 80s,
40:30
apparently. And.
40:31
Called Melt. Called Melts and he sued Vanilla
40:35
Ice for stealing his career, which is hilarious.
40:39
And I love all this. So this guy is performing.
40:42
Nobody in the audience is pumped except for the DJ who is.
40:46
Works for the club that the seats apparently a co-owner for.
40:49
He probably arranged this thing. Yeah, I like, I gotta get.
40:52
Been waiting. For guys we got Italian Ice,
40:55
we've got him. He's.
40:55
Gonna be. At the club tonight.
40:58
And so, like, they don't even know what's happening.
41:00
They are literally they pulled out their phones and Googled
41:03
him. Yeah.
41:05
They read off his Wikipedia page.
41:06
It's funny. Like, it's one of those scenes.
41:09
It really doesn't add anything to the movie.
41:11
It's just dumb and funny. Yeah, it's fun.
41:13
I like it. It's a nice little distraction.
41:15
I don't care. Yeah, I don't mind this stuff.
41:18
So after this they go back to drinking and dancing and then
41:21
the girls that took their Airbnb show up and then they all get
41:24
into a fight and one of the girls throws a drink.
41:26
So our Jersey girls, the the Romano Yeah group is the one
41:31
that gets kicked out. They were.
41:33
They were fighting over the big dude.
41:36
What's his name? Gino OK Is that his name?
41:39
Yeah, the big dude, which before we forgot to even talk about.
41:42
But like on the beach, she got pissed off at a mime that walked
41:46
up. Oh my God, we didn't talk about.
41:47
That, yeah, there was like a mime that came up to the beach
41:49
and you know, it was just kind of there performing for whatever
41:52
reason. Freddy.
41:54
Freddy consistently the funniest.
41:56
Oh yeah, because he goes there's not a real window there.
42:00
What are you doing? You're not.
42:02
Trapped. Yeah, because he's like doing
42:05
like normal window thing. It's really funny and he starts
42:08
imitating like a gorilla. Blown by it, Yeah.
42:10
And then he starts making fun of the big guy, like imitating a
42:13
gorilla, the. Guy just punched him, yeah.
42:15
So yeah, the girls were fighting over him though.
42:19
Yeah, but he comes with the girls, cuz they're kicked out,
42:22
they're manned for the rest of the summer, so the girls all go
42:24
back to the house with the guys. Yes.
42:28
And they show up at the house. And there's a person in the
42:32
house. It's Val's cousin, Rosemarie.
42:35
Mmhmm. She is hungry, so she was trying
42:39
to find something to eat and she ate the fudge brownie ice cream
42:42
and the jerky. Yes, and everybody acts like
42:45
this is absurd. And that just sounds like a good
42:47
Saturday night to me. Yeah, it's fine and not that big
42:51
of a deal, but they go over into the living room and they find a
42:56
copy of Fat Camp Massacre. On once again.
42:59
The dining room table. Freddy being the most enjoyable
43:02
character of this may be gone. I heard this is the best movie
43:05
ever. I like that Freddy.
43:07
Freddy is my guy, man. Like he actually.
43:09
He is shitty in some aspects, but he loves him some horror and
43:12
he's just fucking. He's a good time.
43:14
He's a terrible person, but he's fun to watch in a movie.
43:17
Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
43:19
Like for our purposes, for podcasting purposes as they they
43:22
do this on pod leading all the time.
43:23
They're like bad person, not interested or not good or
43:27
whatever. Great to talk about.
43:29
Yeah, Freddy is a lot of fun to watch exactly.
43:34
And I love how much of this movie we actually get.
43:36
Cuz we're like, filmed in actual short film.
43:38
For it, Yeah, it's like straight up, like a whole movie inside
43:41
the movie. So do we wanna take this time to
43:42
just go ahead and talk about the short plot of Fat Camp Massacre?
43:45
Sure. So I.
43:47
Love it. Actually, it's kind of fun.
43:48
I would love to watch a full length movie of this.
43:51
So it's a fat camp. Yeah, we'll obviously.
43:56
Yeah, yeah, so. This one guy is.
44:00
Name is Keith. Yeah.
44:01
He wakes up Roger, who is his bunk mate, and he smells pizza
44:05
outside, so he wants to go outside and look for it.
44:10
Meanwhile, Roger wants to sleep. So he's like, fuck you, I'm
44:12
gonna go sleep. So he goes out there and he
44:14
finds a cupcake. Yes.
44:17
A suspiciously brightly colored cupcake.
44:20
Yeah, and he eats it. And then he finds the pizza and
44:23
he starts eating that. And then what is the clown's
44:25
name? Cupcake the.
44:26
Clown Cupcake the clown. Yeah, he comes out and he's
44:29
like, you ate my cupcake, you called me and I'm not like.
44:35
Being dumb about the voice. That's essentially what his
44:37
voice is like. Honestly looks pretty good for a
44:39
killer. Clown.
44:40
Yeah, I like. I want, I love me some killer.
44:42
Clowns, I feel like you would. I like I'm intrigued by this
44:45
movie. I would watch the feature length
44:46
version of it. This is one of the reasons why I
44:48
was also OK watching Terror Fire last night because like.
44:51
You got your clown. Yeah, I need to.
44:53
I need to get more clown action going on right here.
44:56
He's got like a chainsaw too. And yeah, he's like, time to cut
44:58
calories the oldfashioned way. Good Windlighter.
45:01
So man, it's good. Yeah.
45:03
So yeah, maybe a problematic premise.
45:05
But God, if it's not something that would turn on, yeah.
45:08
And yeah, you just straight up like chainsaws to do.
45:11
Like it's, yeah, I don't know, it's a fun time.
45:13
It was a fun little distraction in this.
45:15
Movie. So Candy and Gino oh I did know
45:18
his name. OK, I just yeah they go off to
45:21
fool around and Candy is like I need to bruise for or I need to
45:26
shower 1st and we see multiple bruises on her leg and Travis
45:30
goes, that's you. So many bruises all over, yeah.
45:35
He he finds a tanning bed, so he's gonna get a tan while she
45:38
showers. Yeah, cuz she's like go wait for
45:40
me in the bedroom and he starts to and then he sees in the other
45:42
room this tanning bed and he's like real excited apparently.
45:46
It's a real great brand. Yeah.
45:47
So he gets in there and while he's in there he feels handcuffs
45:51
on his feet, thinks that it's candy and he says you naughty
45:54
girl. But then he's trapped.
45:55
It's it's a final destination three moment.
45:57
Basically, yeah, it's straight up that like, traps him in it,
46:01
so he just burns to death. And then Candy gets a much less
46:06
creative dust. She's just hecked.
46:08
You know, I actually cuz they like full on show her torso
46:12
getting like her boobs are getting chopped off, which is I
46:15
think it's kind of unique. I don't really see that very
46:17
often. Yeah, like a very overdone
46:21
premise, but done in a fresh way kind of.
46:24
I guess, yeah, yeah. So most of the rest of the group
46:28
is going to the pool. We have another girl and guy
46:34
that go to fool around, I'm not sure which.
46:37
I don't know who these people are.
46:39
Honestly, I can't remember. Like I couldn't tell you their.
46:41
Names. Yeah, it gets really confused.
46:43
There's just so many characters it's hard to keep track.
46:45
So they go to fool around and Therese is all just still
46:47
inside. So the two that are fooling
46:50
around inside, they gets. I want to say it's Joanne
46:53
because she's the only other girl that's on account afford
46:55
right now. That makes sense.
46:56
So Joanne and question mark. Jersey, bro.
47:00
Yeah. So they're stabbed together.
47:05
We get another through the boob. Yeah, that was the theme of last
47:08
night because that happens in wrong turn also.
47:10
Yep, just straight up the video. So the girls are all like, the
47:17
guys are like chauvinistic because Rosemarie is the fat
47:20
girl and they don't want anything to do with her, but the
47:22
girls are just like. Hey, it's Valerie's cousin,
47:25
Rosemarie. We're excited to see you.
47:27
Let's catch up. Please show us pictures of Mr.
47:30
Wiggles. Yeah, and it's not even like a
47:31
con to something like that's nice.
47:33
Like, they actually enjoy seeing the pictures of Mr. Wiggles and
47:35
talking to Rosemarie. Who doesn't?
47:37
They're actually fresh. Is Mr. Wiggles a dog ferret
47:40
Ferret. OK, that's right, yeah, I would
47:42
totally be down to look at some Mr. Wiggles pictures.
47:46
But yeah, so the guys are talking about all the girls that
47:49
they want to get with and they're like, we got to get rid
47:51
of Rosemarie and they're like Freddie.
47:52
And he's like, no, I took it one for the team the last five
47:55
times. And they're like, well, just
47:56
take my car, say you need to go get cigarettes, act like you're
47:59
interested in her, and then push her out of the car and drive
48:02
back. That's it.
48:03
And he's like, the girls will be pissed when they find out he did
48:05
that to our I did that to their friend.
48:08
They're like, so we'll be done by the time that she gets back
48:11
here. Yeah, and then it'll be like and
48:13
then Val will be ready for you to take her.
48:15
Yeah, So, yeah. So he like is like.
48:21
I would love to see pictures of Mr. Wiggles, but it's so Dang
48:25
cute I need a cigarette. Yeah.
48:27
And she's like. Cool.
48:30
Let's go get some cigarettes. And so they're in the car and
48:33
they're driving and he's like, I see a puppy.
48:36
This would totally work on me. I'd be like puppy.
48:39
Yeah, just Puppy was like running through the field.
48:42
Yeah, and we need to go get it. Yeah, and he's like, all those
48:44
cows probably eat puppies. No, not accurate.
48:47
Cows don't eat puppies. But, you know, while she's
48:50
running to go make sure the puppy doesn't get eaten by the
48:52
very sleepy cows, he drives away.
48:54
It's mean. He gets back there and he's mad
48:57
because you know what's happened?
49:02
Tony had tried to hit on Teresa. She had no interest.
49:07
None. No, she hit him.
49:09
So he goes back outside and he starts hitting on Val, which is
49:12
who Freddy wanted to hit on. He tried hitting on Val first,
49:16
but she wanted to talk about her hamster and then he's like, oh,
49:21
that's fucking great before she can even.
49:22
Finish, I said. Almost, said Gerbil.
49:24
And it's the same. Yeah, I make that mistake every
49:26
time, talking to her niece and nephew and they get.
49:29
Furious with me. She would too.
49:31
Furious but. He doesn't want to do that.
49:34
So he goes inside the hit on her, she, he tries to like,
49:37
force himself on her. She slaps him and he goes
49:39
outside and then he goes back to her.
49:40
He's like, so is your hamster a boy or a girl?
49:44
So that was all it took. Yeah, she's like, oh, great,
49:46
you're a good guy. Again, please continue talking
49:49
to me about my hamster. Yeah, and of course Freddy comes
49:51
out, sees him kissing, so he hits Tony and then he's like,
49:55
I'm gonna go for a walk in the woods.
49:58
And Tony follows him and they're both attacked inside this barn.
50:04
Tony is like chained up and he gets tattoos sanded off by like
50:10
an industrial Sander. That's pretty hardcore.
50:12
Very. And Freddie?
50:16
This is one of the more unique deaths I've ever seen in a
50:18
movie. Yeah, I agree.
50:19
They put a chainsaw chain around his neck and around a piece of
50:22
machinery, and they run the machinery and it decapitates
50:24
them. Yeah, it's actually really well
50:26
done too. Yeah, I'm surprised by it, yeah.
50:30
Tony gets flayed a little bit. We assume he's dead.
50:33
Yeah, so Val decides to go looking for Freddy and Vinny.
50:37
Yeah, she's gonna let them know that they're all.
50:39
Is it Vinny? Yeah, I thought it was Tony I I
50:42
have it written down as Vinny I. Don't know.
50:43
OK, so maybe Tony is the one that's still there.
50:45
Tony's the one that wants the hot dogs.
50:46
I was, yeah. OK, OK.
50:48
He's the one that misses his hands here in a little.
50:51
Bit Yes. OK, yeah.
50:52
So he's supposed to be grilling hot dogs while Teresa takes care
50:57
of the inside food and she has Val go check and see if the guy
51:00
if Vinny and Freddy. Want any to eat?
51:05
Yeah, which they're fucking hot dogs.
51:07
You can refrigerate them afterwards.
51:08
Just cook the whole pack. That's what you do when you get
51:11
a party. Pack of hot dogs.
51:13
He finds out here that whose uncle is Big V Ravino.
51:21
It's teresa's on. Theresa OK, so Big V Ravino.
51:24
We haven't heard that name yet, but apparently he's a big crime
51:27
Lord. It was at the beginning of the
51:28
movie that's who had the guy, cuz he said Big V sent his
51:32
regards. Right.
51:33
OK, never mind. Going to get their graves dug
51:38
out there. Yeah, yeah, so freaks out.
51:40
And so that's a full service map, Sir.
51:42
You don't have to dig your own grave when you when you run with
51:44
Big V. So he wants to go get the boys
51:48
because you know, they're fucking with some.
51:51
Scary people now. OK, yeah.
51:53
So this is when Val gets attacked.
51:56
OK, so he finds Val. She is tied up by her neck, but
52:02
she's like, on a stool. And he gets hit and he's like
52:06
fighting with the person and it ends up knocking the stool out.
52:10
So she hangs to death and he is being fed into a wood chipper.
52:15
Yeah. So we assume Tony is dead.
52:18
Yeah. Normally you would think so.
52:20
Yes. So Teresa goes outside to check
52:27
on the pool, like it's something's weird.
52:29
So she wants to check on the filter.
52:30
When she opens it up, she sees a body in the filter cover.
52:35
It's like a whole. Head in the cover.
52:37
Like, how the fuck does that fit in there?
52:39
I don't know, I don't know. But it it get, it gets the the
52:42
final girl lap started. Yeah.
52:46
So Dina inside is finding bodies in different rooms.
52:50
They end up running to each other and they're trying to
52:52
figure out where they need to go.
52:53
Tony makes it back to the house and the killer is following him.
52:56
So they call 911 and they. Slam a dildo into the killer's
53:02
eyes. Like I'm never gonna be mad
53:04
about a movie that uses a dildo as a weapon.
53:06
It's straight up a vibrator because, like, they shove it in
53:08
his face and then you can hear going, yeah, yeah, like doing
53:12
extra damage, like a little tiny micro cuts.
53:15
The concussion is coming from inside.
53:17
Yeah. So yeah, they run out the tires
53:22
flat on their SUV. So they're like, OK, I guess
53:25
we're gonna go hide in the barn. While they're in there, they
53:27
find Edgar's body. Poor Edgar.
53:30
Poor Edgar. He just wanted to share his
53:31
house. Well, for now, poor Edgar.
53:34
He'll have his resurgence here in just a few seconds.
53:37
Not really though. He comes out, he like, unhooks
53:40
himself from that. No, it's his brother Troy,
53:43
that's the killer. It's so confusing.
53:46
It's his brother Troy. Twin brothers, I guess.
53:48
Yeah, OK, never mind then. They also find that insell nerds
53:52
in the barn. Yeah, they find that.
53:54
Body, Yeah, they basically, they've learned all of their
53:56
friends are dead, Troy. Appears and they're like Edgar
54:00
and he goes, Troy, Troy. So yeah, they're brothers and
54:04
they look very much alike. He kills Dina.
54:08
Teresa thinks she kills him. It seems like she's maybe killed
54:13
him. The cops arrive, and these cops
54:16
want absolutely nothing to do with Teresa.
54:20
Like they keep saying, like, OK, wait right here, like at the
54:22
scene of the crime that we haven't secured.
54:25
They knows who whose house this is.
54:27
Yeah. And so some of them go to the
54:32
house to check out everything over there, and while they're
54:36
there, they see a figure and they shoot him.
54:40
And it's handless, Tony. Poor Tony, man.
54:44
Poor Tony. Yeah, like he just straight up
54:46
just pops himself out and then they're like, they shoot him
54:50
like it's just bad police work. Like they're just like trigger
54:54
happy just as soon as they see something happening.
54:56
It's just like. And the Emt's are checking all
54:58
of the bodies in the barn, trying to see if anybody still
55:00
has a pulse. And Troy still has a pulse.
55:06
So they're going to load him up into the Gurney.
55:08
While they're getting the Gurney ready, he swaps himself out with
55:13
Edgar. So he's where Edgar's body had
55:16
been, and he put Edgar down there, and they don't realize
55:20
that until they're. Already driving away, 'cause
55:23
they're like, didn't the corpse didn't or didn't the body have,
55:26
like, a missing eye? Mmhmm.
55:29
Da da da. So Troy attacks Teresa.
55:35
And she's got nowhere to go. I guess she's too far away for
55:38
the cops to hear the commotion. I don't.
55:40
Know I have no fucking. Idea.
55:41
I do not know. I do appreciate that she wipes
55:43
his face on fire. Yeah, but the fire looks so, so
55:47
bad on his face. I just definitely took like a
55:49
clip of fire and overlaid it on his head.
55:51
Yeah, yeah, not, not too good. So she winds up at the dock and
55:57
she's gotta get in the rowboat, and she's terrified.
55:59
She didn't want to get in the rowboat earlier.
56:01
When Dina suggested it, she was like, if it tips over, I'm dead.
56:05
I'm drowning. I can't swim.
56:07
So she's just like, well, I guess I'm on Friday the 13th of
56:10
shit and she tries to row out there, but cuz she's never been
56:13
on a boat. She didn't know that you need to
56:15
untie it. And so Troy's just pulling her
56:18
back in and then it's like the slowest, like I'm going row,
56:24
row, row your boat, that's she's literally singing that and she's
56:28
like, no, no, no, and then he's shot.
56:33
And his uncle. Vito, yeah.
56:35
And he says that he'd gotten a call cuz he sent some of his men
56:38
out here for a mission and they never came back.
56:41
So when she called to ask to use the house, he asked Edgar to
56:45
keep an eye on her. And Edgar called later that day
56:50
and said that his brother was just losing his fucking mind.
56:54
Yeah, it was funny cuz like, whenever you're introduced to
56:57
Edgar, he's like, I have a brother, Troy, he's an asshole.
57:00
Yeah, she was like, OK, so like by asshole he kills people.
57:03
Yep. Yeah, that's an understatement.
57:05
Yeah. So yeah.
57:05
And she's like, I don't ever want to come back here again.
57:07
And he said you definitely won't have to.
57:10
You know what's interesting, though?
57:11
I like for the longest time, I thought for sure that Rosemarie
57:15
was going to be the one to save the day.
57:17
She just it was appears. Yeah, she's just still.
57:19
She's still looking. For the puppy, yeah, she's
57:22
trying to make sure the cows ending the puppy.
57:23
But we don't get any resolution. She just like she must have like
57:27
gotten lost and died and the wilderness out there looking for
57:30
a puppy. Wait, OK, was the Ron Jeremy
57:32
scene Was that then? That's afterwards, yes.
57:34
Or was it during credits? No, it's at the end.
57:37
Oh well, there's a big credit scene.
57:39
Is there? According to IMDb.
57:40
Well. Maybe that's so.
57:41
Maybe. That's Rosemary.
57:42
Maybe we need to go check out the.
57:43
To make credits. It's they're probably talking
57:46
about Ron Jeremy here. So yeah, he ended up his house,
57:51
the houses he was renting out, they got destroyed in a storm,
57:54
so he bought the land from Vito. It was real cheap, so he barely
57:59
paid anything. For it, yeah, because you're
58:00
just trying to get rid of it. And then Troy also saw Friday
58:04
the 13th he pops up out of the lake and Jeremy just shoots him.
58:09
That lake is like, they're like in knee high water right here
58:12
apparently because like, he pops out of the water and it's just
58:14
like slowly walking towards him. Yeah, like Teresa could have
58:16
been fine the whole time. Yeah.
58:18
And they make a he's got, like, a topless girl in his boat.
58:21
And he, like, pulls out the gun. She's like, Oh my God, your gun
58:24
is so big. Yeah.
58:27
And he winks at the camera. Yep.
58:29
Yep, there we go. Fuck it.
58:32
I'm giving it a six. You're bumping it to six.
58:34
Bumping it to six. OK, I'm gonna keep mine 5.5.
58:39
So new average 5.75. OK.
58:43
What do you think was Scout's favorite part?
58:45
I think Scout's favorite part was when they were looking at
58:50
pictures of Mr. Wiggles. No, obviously her favorite part
58:55
was when Valerie pooped in the ocean.
58:57
Oh God. OK, sure.
59:00
No. OK, What is something you would
59:04
change since you didn't bump up your score?
59:08
I think I would make the killer more interesting.
59:11
OK, that's fair. Yeah, cuz like, I like the whole
59:15
premise of all this. I think it would have been cool
59:16
if they, like, stuck with the tour, like things go wrong on
59:20
the tour and like they're actually being hunted by the
59:24
Jersey Devil. I You know what, though?
59:27
I did not know where this movie was gonna go, and I was
59:29
pleasantly surprised with the turns it took.
59:32
Yeah, I mean, it took a lot of turns.
59:33
It did a lot of different things that I didn't expect.
59:37
OK, who'd you relate to? I relate to Freddy, OK, you
59:41
know, the whole being super into Fat Cat Massacre.
59:47
I don't necessarily relate to him as a character, but like I I
59:51
just found him to be the most entertaining to watch and I
59:54
related to that aspect and that's probably the most
59:57
relatable thing from this movie for me, so.
1:00:00
I relate to Rosemarie because I'm most interested in showing
1:00:03
people pictures of my pets. Yeah, true.
1:00:07
OK, we don't do taglines. Do you have a dream of sequel
1:00:11
for those? Well, let's see.
1:00:18
I know. I think that you could do the
1:00:26
thing that I'm talking about where like the sequel would be
1:00:29
like people go back to that area and they do a tour of the Jersey
1:00:32
Devil. And cuz you can go hatchet too
1:00:35
with it where people going on the tour and then they end up
1:00:39
getting, I mean that's also just like normal hatchet, just go
1:00:43
hatchet with it. I don't know that I want normal
1:00:45
hatchet with it, You know what I mean?
1:00:47
Yeah. I wanted to have that Jersey
1:00:50
Shore flavor with it. OK.
1:00:52
Well, you can still do that I guess like you know, have it be
1:00:55
like around the shore, like you don't have to be in the woods or
1:00:58
stuff like that. They could do like a haunted
1:01:01
walking trail like that. They do those in urban areas.
1:01:04
Yeah, I mean, we did one of those in Charleston.
1:01:05
Yeah. Like, I mean, even then, I mean,
1:01:07
I I love whenever things like that, like slashers chase people
1:01:13
into populated areas. Yeah, it's always fun to watch.
1:01:16
So, you know, if they did that, that would be great all.
1:01:20
Right. So I think something that we
1:01:22
should start doing to be or not to be OK is have like a high and
1:01:27
a low rating to read, both because we don't know how the
1:01:31
other person really feels about the movie, but also because I
1:01:35
think it gives us like a wider net cast.
1:01:38
OK, I'm done with that. So here is the low rating.
1:01:44
This is a one out of 10. OK, script is childish, flabby
1:01:48
and even improvisatory sounding. The story is not much of 1 and
1:01:52
takes forever to get going and when it finally does it is not
1:01:54
long and is too late to care. Jerseys or Massacre seems like a
1:01:58
comedy mix with slasher horror and overemphasizes the comedy
1:02:01
too much. Unfortunately, the comedy is not
1:02:04
even close to being strong enough to make this imbalance
1:02:07
matter. It is completely witless,
1:02:08
childish, and so overdone it gets exhausting the more horror
1:02:11
like elements are along The are a long way from tense or
1:02:14
suspenseful, generating little interest.
1:02:16
Even the kills were not creative and would go.
1:02:20
As far didn't say they were too tame.
1:02:22
While the things there too by the while the things there too
1:02:27
by the film's definition, spice things up.
1:02:29
Especially the nudity came over as gratuitous and abused.
1:02:34
See, I agree that the horror aspects are kind of on the
1:02:38
lighter side with this, but I think that the comedy aspect
1:02:41
really shines. Yeah.
1:02:44
I think the effects are good. The effects are good.
1:02:46
To disagree with that. No, The effects are good, but
1:02:48
the horror aspects are not very good.
1:02:50
It's not scary at all. There's nothing.
1:02:53
The killer in no way is intimidating.
1:02:57
All right, on the other end of inspection 10 out of 10 Okay.
1:03:01
If you're a fan of either the horror or comedy horror slash
1:03:04
your flick genre, you'll most likely enjoy Jersey Shore
1:03:06
Massacre. Although much of it is cliche
1:03:09
and sometimes even offensive, it certainly delivers potent doses
1:03:12
of blood and gore that are thankfully inflicted upon those
1:03:14
simplistic, parasitic, narcissistic characters as
1:03:17
depicted on MTV's Jersey Shore. Additionally, humorous elements
1:03:21
exist throughout The bonus features alone are worth the
1:03:24
price of admission. For instance, the short,
1:03:26
entitled Fat Camp Massacre is both original and very funny.
1:03:30
Additionally, the music video entitled Melt, albeit absurd, is
1:03:33
very original and very funny. I think we need to get this TV.
1:03:36
Holy shit, I wanna watch that. At least that's cool that you
1:03:39
can watch The Fat Game Massacre on its own though.
1:03:42
So I think this guy, I almost agree with him about like it
1:03:46
just being it's dumb fun. Yeah, exactly.
1:03:49
I didn't go into it exciting of Masterpiece.
1:03:50
I went into it exciting, dumb fun.
1:03:52
I don't like the, like, ever gonna watch Jersey Shore people
1:03:55
die. But I think it's also one of
1:03:57
those that, like, you have to like a certain type of aesthetic
1:04:00
and style. And I think sometimes even
1:04:01
appreciation for cheesy TV would go a long way into liking a
1:04:04
movie like this. Because even though Jersey Shore
1:04:08
isn't one of the trashy reality TV shows either of us has
1:04:10
watched, I think we kind of. At the It's reality cliche piece
1:04:17
of it, you know what I mean? Like that's what this is.
1:04:19
It's overdone cliches, cuz that's what works on TV.
1:04:21
That's what Jersey Shore is, That's what reality TV is.
1:04:25
Yeah, everybody knows it, Yeah. Yeah.
1:04:27
So I think maybe it's definitely, you have to be the
1:04:30
right audience for it. You do definitely.
1:04:34
This definitely does trend more in our direction, but even then
1:04:40
it's. It's right in the middle for me.
1:04:43
You know, even though it's made for people like me, it still is
1:04:46
just kind of, hey, it's OK. So I guess the question is to be
1:04:52
or not to be. I'm going to say yes, I would
1:04:56
recommend you guys to be this one because you know if if you
1:05:00
follow us, I feel like you have a fairly similar vibe or
1:05:06
preference for horror movies that we do.
1:05:08
So if you kind of. Are in line with our
1:05:12
preferences. Then I think you at least have a
1:05:14
decent you wouldn't hate watching this.
1:05:16
I don't think you would be mad that you wasted time with that.
1:05:19
Travis was annoyed at the beginning of the movie, but he
1:05:21
was like laughing out loud by the end.
1:05:24
I was annoyed at the beginning. Yeah, you didn't seem like you
1:05:26
were feeling it. No, I was fine with.
1:05:28
It OK, well, you were laughing out loud by the end.
1:05:30
Yeah, it was hilarious whenever Freddy was fucking.
1:05:34
I don't know. Like, I don't always laugh out
1:05:36
loud with movies. Like it's kind of hard.
1:05:38
But like, I was laughing out loud at this movie.
1:05:41
Several, several, Yeah. It was pretty funny at certain
1:05:43
times, man. OK, OK.
1:05:47
I agree. I agree.
1:05:48
I would say that this is definitely worth a watch at
1:05:51
least one time, if not multiple. I was for Fat Cat Massacre.
1:05:56
I. Am That's the that's the
1:05:58
highlight of the movie for me. Really and truly, I'm going to
1:06:00
look up the the Jersey Shore. Massacre DVD, because I want
1:06:06
those. I want to see the full short and
1:06:09
I want to see the Melt Music video.
1:06:11
I bet that stuff's on YouTube. I get it.
1:06:13
You want if you want to support them.
1:06:14
Cool. I get it 100%.
1:06:16
I'm just saying. I'm sure you could find it
1:06:18
online. Probably, but you know.
1:06:21
If you don't want to support it, then you can at least look those
1:06:24
up online I'm sure. So that's for you guys out there
1:06:27
who don't care. Alright, so is there anything
1:06:30
else for this one? I don't think so.
1:06:33
All right, cool. Well, that's it for a 2 meter
1:06:35
note to be then. Yeah, Join us on Thursday for
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our back to our regular schedule.
1:06:39
You're gonna be covering Wrong Turn 3.
1:06:41
Yes. I mean, we're about to record
1:06:44
that now, so. That's what we're gonna go to
1:06:46
be. If you're hearing this, it's
1:06:47
already too late to tell us your thoughts on yeah.
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Keep that shit to yourself. Yeah, or don't just tell us
1:06:53
after. That just don't expect to hear.
1:06:55
It on air. I don't even care if it's a
1:06:56
movie that we or if we talked about like a year ago, like if
1:07:00
you have thoughts about it and you want.
1:07:02
To I love it when people like, come out and they're like, oh, I
1:07:05
just listened to your episode on something from two years ago and
1:07:08
I'm like, what did you think, man?
1:07:10
Yeah. First of all, I'm sorry if it
1:07:12
was really bad quality two years ago because we were still
1:07:14
finding your footing. But you know, if you liked, it's
1:07:17
some. People evolve.
1:07:18
Yeah, it's I I have mixed feelings about the fact that the
1:07:21
original Friday the 13th is now like our number one episode.
1:07:23
Because we've changed. Oh boy.
1:07:26
Drastically since then. Yeah, like, please don't let
1:07:29
that be your introduction. However, that hasn't always been
1:07:31
our top episode, so it does feel like people that, like, got into
1:07:34
the show and are going back to the back catalog.
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Yeah. So anyway, all right, see you on
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And if you want to reach out to us, we are on social media.
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1:09:01
I'm. On threads with our account.
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So if you guys are there, you know that's me.
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Jesse might download it at some point, I don't know.
1:09:07
I don't know. My phone is being wicked dumb
1:09:09
lately. Either way, it's like you're.
1:09:11
You were wanting a Twitter esque thing for?
1:09:14
Instagram. And now we have it.
1:09:16
I know I like being able to share Twitter thoughts with you
1:09:21
guys on Instagram because we have people that prefer
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different apps. Literally, my phone has just
1:09:25
been going like haywire all weekend, so that's cool.
1:09:28
Nervous about downloading something else right now.
1:09:30
I'm there, so, you know, feel free to hit me up on there.
1:09:33
It's we're discovering a new territory there.
1:09:36
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least at scarymovie@gmail.com if you don't feel like Deming us on
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social media, which is what most people do and we're totally fine
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with that. But we've also had emails.
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Yeah, we've had emails it it happens.
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We do read. Those, yeah.
1:09:55
Well, also that was also. Our immune is era.
1:09:59
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. OK.
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Now until next time. All right.
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Until next time, we will see you guys.
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