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Show #216 Feeling Crunchie · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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Because fuck you. That's why he is a founding member of the Odd Pods
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Media Network. On this day of days, we remember the great philosopher she
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and her philosophy. That's what thank you for coming. It is chilling with
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Crunchy Time episode two sixteen. Now the man's wearing a burger on his head.
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I don't know what's happening. I'm doing it for your Patreon content,
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motherfucker. Yes exactly, thank you. We're going to see what the hell's
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going on right now Patreon dot com, slash b f y t W if
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you want to see the illustrious Crunchy looking as sexy as I think he has
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ever looked, to be honest, although it's it's tough to beat that the
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task Master episode where he wore a kilt, gorgeous. That was That was
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pure raw sexual energy and I can't get it out of my head. I
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could really do wear not kilt right now because it's sweaty as fuck and my
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bulls are voiced. Oh, I can tell you what he's in right now.
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Man. It's definitely given me a hunger. That's just my tits.
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As you can hear. We have a friend of the show Crunchy on with
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us from uh his his, Wow, I almost said TikTok channel. I
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can't speak anymore? Is twitch on crunchy streams? I think you're also on
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YouTube if I'm not mistaken. I have retired from the game tired period.
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All right, that's fair. My life has got in the way, and
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there's giving me a lot more money. So oh well yeah, in that
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case, I can't say is I'm lame you? All right? Never mind?
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Now I'm just here enjoying your your ear holes with my tongue. All
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right, Well, returning Champion, are you still on fiber at least?
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Like? Am I so behind the times that I and everything there somewhere.
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I apologize in my defense, like the past month and a half has been
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insane, so I've barely been able to keep up with my own ship.
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I wonder why I can, and very much congratulations with that thank you,
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thank you, that is it's it's an honor and an obligation that I have
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to fulfill. So I'm working my ass off this. Yes, yes,
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getting very big trouble. So uh anyway, let's uh, let's get onto
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the games and stop thinking about imminent responsibility. So we're gonna play. We
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only have one guest, so there's still only three players, so we're gonna
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do a three for all. I like that. That's awesome. I'm pretty
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sure I'm not the first, but you are go ahead and trademark out of
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it known as a threat. Now that I'm pretty sure it is original our
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show. We own it, right, I think part owners. You're getting
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part owners owners. You get money on the back end, you know,
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no text or no texes. Yeah, all the people that to be talking
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about back end and see about. Yeah, that's where he's gonna try and
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put the money. So anyway, his money. Evil. We're gonna play
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some very very silly games. But first I'm just going to briefly introduce our
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players. Stevie's broken already. It didn't take no, I'm sorry I missed
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it. I'll have to listen to the episode and catch it. So let's
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start with our special guest, Crunchy. What's going on? Brother? Not
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too much? How the devil a were you? Boys? Excellent? Excellent
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you directing them funerals absolutely looking like an absolute of the best of times,
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mostly looking like the fat control of and Toms the tank engine. Sometimes like
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an absolute clown literally but generally, just let's live in my best life in
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the sweatiest weather. Amen. If you're making that cash, I'm happy for
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you, man. Uh and give you the the fantasy dress one that I
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did. I think you did. I think I the wig. Oh no,
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not that one. I didn't see that one. I want to see
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that one. Now there with me two seconds? Will let you take me
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a couple of seconds, aget a photo up and you and the Patreon listeners
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could actually enjoy this madness all right, if I can remember whe the fuck
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I put my photos in general first and foremost, because I actually so while
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looking for the photo and oh, oh my, oh my, that is
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gorgeous, love that. This is the hardest I've ever been. There's got
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a thing for comedy. I do you make me laugh again? I'll make
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you some so uh. My question is what's the most retro thing you've done
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lately? Probably the most retro thing I've done lately is replay the original Sonic
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games from the nineties. Quite frankly, I am a Sonic bitch. I
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love every single Sonic game, even the bad ones. I enjoy absolutely everyone.
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I wasn't too fust on Sonic Superstars and the latest one. But yeah,
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I've grown up with Sonic. I've enjoyed every single bit of Sonic,
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So playing all the old Sonic games scratch is just a nostalgia here for me.
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If I need to switch off, that's what I'll play. I'll bet,
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I'll bet. I'm also betting you skip the b Reality one and the
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Werewolf one and Shadow the Hedgehog. And do you know what I do want
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to play Shadow the Hedgehog again. I did buy that when it first came
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out, the B Reality one, so of unleashed. Not too fussed about
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that. Sorry, that was of unleashed. Yeah, yeah, I apologize.
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I like the other one, the Bality one was I think Sonic two
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thousand and six unleashed. He kisses a human woman. Yeah, it's all
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bondage and stuff and using actual animal leashes like that have been perfect. No,
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he's just a were wolf going going to speaking of bungeon and stuff.
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You can find me, d m me, I'll get I'll up. Yeah
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I got. Oh yeah, I get the six month free Platinum edition.
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Let's move on, he says, a veteran and a podcaster, and as
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it turns out that makes him more than one way. A veteran podcaster.
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It's Stevene, Sir, same question, what's the most retro thing you've done
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recently? It took me a couple of minutes to actually think about to so
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I'm like, oh, ship, I haven't really done anything retro. I've
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been playing I've been playing Cyberpunk and Fallout kind of, but not really retro.
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And then I started thinking. We were talking about the Switch about two
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weeks ago, and I busted it out, uh about a week and a
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half ago and charged it up, and I actually got back into Tetris.
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It's like, but I forgot how how much fun that game is. Like,
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like you said, you just switch off and just play, and the
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music's catchy as fuck. Now, on top of that, the one that
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comes with the like the Nintendo whatever membership whenever you can play online for free
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against ninety nine other people. It's a battle roy Al of Tetris. And
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I played like five games in a row. And I'm not saying I did
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good all right now. What I am saying is I had a wonderful time.
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So I'm going back to it. Read into that way, you will
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exactly like out at ninety eight. Hey, top one hundred baby, top
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one hunder. I love the way you can look at the right side of
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anything before. I'm happy. Before you is a good call. And he
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used to be my youngest friend. Now he's just an awesome friend. It's
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Aggie yay. I like that. We're hanging with crunchy man. I know
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to be like he took his redeeming quality from him as being your youngest friend.
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Now he's just a friend. How he feels like you're old now?
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Yeah, No, that's the depressing thing he treated you in for younger mom.
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That's true. It happens. Happens to the best of us. Harry
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his friend. Yeah, we could go there since I cut my hair.
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Yeah, all right. So the same question, is there something what's the
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most retro thing you've done recently? Yeah? What would be considered retro by
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even our day today's standards, Like would like follow New Vegas count? Is
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it retro or is that still for you? Maybe because you were born in
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the nineties. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean that's how I would.
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So I've been going through the all the big games again. I played
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through Skyrim a little bit before my work season started, but then I too,
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am going through cyber Pump because been meaning to get through the DLC endings.
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But my next on the list would be games like fallow Out, New
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Vegas and some of the older titles. Yeah, it's depressing to think about
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because it's been released so often, but Skyrim technically is retro. Now have
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a good I have a very good Skyrim story. Skyrim was the first game
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I bought Scumy when we were first dated. And that's how old it is,
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so it's about twelve years old. I bought if he were on the
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Xbox. Yeah, I thought within a month she traded it out and then
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boy it on the PC. Oh. Man, I think that's what I
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learned better just to give her the money and there you go, there you
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go. None of us will ever learn that. Heard Listen, Like the
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art of creative gift giving is dead because I think people have just been like,
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you know, man, I would rather just have the money and buy
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what I want. Yeah, you know, and I get it, I
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do you have ideas, but also, you know, the creative part of
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me is like I hate that so much. I want to, like,
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I need to come up with something cool. You know that that urge will
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never leave me. So whenever I give someone like a gift card or cash,
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I always feel like I'm I'm just phoning it in. Yeah, I
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know they don't feel that way, because I don't feel that way when I
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get gift cards. I'm like, oh gift cards. They like I'll get
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whatever I want. Yay. You know, so like, very clearly there's
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a mental disconnector anyway, Sorry, I didn't mean to get off tangent,
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but yeah, no, Skyrim is a perfectly acceptable answer. I usually would
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answer the question at this point, but my answer is actually part of our
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next game, so we might as well just get into it. Game one
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is called the Cost is Correct, Oh dag yes, yes, yes,
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all right, and we have three players, so we are going to play
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it like we do when we have two, which is I'm going to start
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the bidding. You're all going to take turns bidding, but you keep bidding
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until I say final bits. At that point, it either means that you've
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all gotten relatively close to the actual retail price of the item, or one
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of you has gone over, because as soon as one person goes over,
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I will call final bids. But if you're all a little bit more conservative
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than that. It might just be because you're close, so it doesn't mean
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the person who just bid necessarily went over. Okay, so you'll have the
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chance to increase your bid one more time. You don't have to outbid the
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other people so much as you have to outbid yourself. In that final bid,
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you're not allowed to You're not allowed to come under what you've bid already.
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But you can bid less than someone else on the final bid, just
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f way. But otherwise otherwise, it's just a very simple game. We'll
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just keep bidding and bidding and bidding until you get near it, and then
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I'll call final bids, and then once everybody's frozen, I'll reveal what the
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actual price is and who wins. Question for the quiz master, Yes,
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sir, I'm not gonna master. I have to worry about his change rates.
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Nope, No, you can just you can just follow their leads.
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Like I said before the show, most of these are in American dollars.
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There is one that is in British pounds, so that should makes things interesting.
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Eric'll do the math in his head to convert. It's okay, so
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the pounds. What we'll have to do in euros then yeah, yeah,
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can turn out to be so. Because these are guests, I'm going to
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allow Crunchy to go last, which means Augie, you're gonna go first.
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Okay, everything being dongs, And here's three dongs in front of me.
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Here is the first item up for bids. Whoa it is this new Doss
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laptop. Oh that's right. The Pocket three eighty six is a brand new
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laptop running uh Doss seven point one and Windows ninety five what and features a
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real Yamaha o PL three sound card and a forty Mega Hurtz three eighty six
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SXCPU. And this listing can be yours if you big closest to what I
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actually paid for this on Ali Express without going over. Oh my god,
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it turns on too. It's real. It works, of course it turns
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on. Look you get that big old money, Yeah, big author money,
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exactly. Yeah. The screen is fantastic. It is running real Doss
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MS DOS seven point one, which I believe is the last version ever released.
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Wow, have davey j pre installed its Doom pre installed, But it
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plays like it plays like a slideshow. Doom was meant for a for eighty
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six and higher. I'm Afraid three eighty six is a little week. Remember
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it's a forty megahurt CPU. But it does play a bunch of the games
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that I used to play growing up, like those old school game show games
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from game Tech and stuff like that. So I'm gonna load this bad boy
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up with all those old games I used to play, including alf Holy Crap,
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Elf, the PC game dang Man. So the bidding is gonna be
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in dollars and cents, and the starting bid will be ten dollars, and
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we'll start with Augie. Seventy five seventy five dollars flat, says Augie.
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Stevie, how easy is that? Oh? You know what it's gotta be.
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I'm gonna start at eighty five dollars. Eighty five says Stevie. Crunchy.
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I don't I is it that much? Do I have to go high
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with Stevie? Uh? You don't? On the first bid? Alright,
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I want to say. I want to say, seventy seven, seventy seven
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dollars just over Augie. Okay, so I'm not calling final bids yet,
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but since you've all done your first bid, now you must go higher than
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the highest person, which is currently Stevie eighty five, All what's your next
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bid? One one hundred and forty five dollars? Hold on, Stevie.
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Stevie wants to play with it first. It's going to hack the world.
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I gotta see if you are one hundred and forty five dollars worth those on
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Patreon and Stevie is currently playing with himself. He is probably computer. You
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want to see what's on my hard drive? Absolutely, sir, trying to
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drive out for me. That's stop trying to delete. My wife is as
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just looking just have it wiping the hard drive for him for you, I'm
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just gonna shut this off where somebody breaks it. Probably he's like, I'm
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not touching on that thing. I think one hundred and seventy five dollars.
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Well, he'd been one hundred and forty five. If you'd like to come
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over top of that, you can. I still haven't claimed final bids ninety
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nine ninety five. You are, We're past the first bits you have to
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go. You have to go hired in one forty five or freeze where you're
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at. I'm gonna stop. You're gonna freeze on eighty five? Yeah,
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okay, Stevie freezes on eighty five, even though I have not called final
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bids yet, Crunchy, what would you like to do? If you want
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a bid, you have to go higher than one forty five. Let's say
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one sixty five. One sixty five. That that felt bad for me,
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but you know it's the start of the day. Let's go for it.
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Okay, I will call final bids at this point. Aggie. Now you
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have a choice. You have to come over your bid of one forty five,
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but you can come under, Crunchy if you want to. You don't
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have to go all the way up to one sixty five. The one thing
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you can't do is bit at one sixty five as well. Okay, cone
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to be boy, coming, I take off? Stay where I am.
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You know you're gonna freeze on one forty five. Yeah, Stevie's already frozen
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on eighty five, Crunchy, do you want to freeze? All freeze was
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sixty five if feel I've already gone over, but all fraze about sixty five.
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The actual retail price before shipping and taxes, while shipping was free but
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before taxes anyway, was one ninety six twenty four. So Crunchy wins the
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first listing maybe coming out of kating come correct. Esshad two hundred dollars.
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It's it's all new parts, Like everything on here is new, like the
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screen, the motherboard, the CPU, all of it. So you know
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it's it's gonna last a long time, hopefully. Fingers cross knock on wood.
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It didn't you stavi? It has. It has a ton of extra
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ports, you know, most of them, like various amounts of pins.
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But but there is a headphone jack, there's USB, there's power, there's
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a bunch of an actor forty forty pin connectors and stuff. Yeah, and
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you can you get a bunch of extra stuff with it. There's a there's
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like a PS two adapter that you can plug into one of these things,
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so you can use an old school mouse and keyboard if you want. God,
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and you're gonna want to the mouse on. This is shit, But
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I've been having fun with this for a couple of days and I thought it
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would be a fun way to kick off this cost is correct. So Crunchy
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has one listing. There's four left to win. Uh, that's the only
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item I actually brought in by the bye. So you'll just have to go
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off descriptions for the next weeks. Our next item up forbids is another brand
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new retro PC. The Nixis NX three seventy T seventy desktop comes with a
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PENTE three one gigahertz processor, two hundred and fifty six megabytes of ram an
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Ati rage xcel graphics card, and Windows ninety eight se pre installed on a
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one terabyte drive. And this listing can be yours if the cost is correct.
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A brand new Windows ninety eight PC with everything that I've listed. Crunchy
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won the last listing, so he's going to go first this time. It's
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my wife not here. Now to fucking process up in your head before you
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say anything. This bidding will be in increments of dollars, so don't bother
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giving me cents, and the bidding will start at one hundred dollars. Let's
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let's double that. Let's go two hundred, two hundred, says Crunchy.
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Augi uh two seventy five, two seventy five says AUGI. Stebe three fourteen
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three fourteen says Stevie. Crunchy three fifty three fifty says Crunchy. AUGI four
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four twenty says Augi. Stevie oh four forty five four forty five. Uh,
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still not calling for final bids, Crunchy five fifty five fifty says Crunchy.
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Augie seven hundred, seven hundred says Augi. Stevie seven oh nine seven
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nine says Stevie. Still not calling for final bids, Crunchy, I can't
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be sure, not eight seven five eight seventy five fine, and I will
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call for final bids at this point. Ugie seven fifty seven fifty his final
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bit because you are allowed because final bids to undercut the leader, but you
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do have to come over top. And Doggie did just that. Steve E.
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You can bid, but you have to bid higher than seven oh nine,
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and they are at seven fifty. Oggi's at seven fifty and crunch he's
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at eight seventy five. Yes, seven fifty one, seven fifty one.
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He just overbids. Oggie that type of bitch, are you right? He
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really is? And I can tell you the actual retail price for this brand
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new modern windows ninety eight PC with all the trimmings, brand new. It
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is brand new, one thousand and forty dollars. What so Crunchy wins Listing
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number two Ye gone show case tonight yeah, well, he either knows is
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retro computing ban you guys, or he's just Ball's ear. I'm not sure
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which. I just Stevie. Stevie keeps cutting off the wrong person. Yeah,
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changing must you know he's not trying to trip the guy a head.
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He's trying to trip the guy that's way in the back, as if it's
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going to slow the whole way down. Someone. If I trip him up,
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I cannot be last. It's like a domino effect. I'll trip him,
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He'll trip the guy in foot of the I know why you didn't bring
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that one in. I'm going to keep the retro computing theme going. Our
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third item up for bidz is a retro computing option for those who want something
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more versatile. The Raspberry Pie four hundred is a computer with Raspberry Pie four
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specs built into a keyboard. It comes with the Rasbian OS, but you
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can also install Dospian and run DOSS programs, or install Combian sixty four and
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run Commodore sixty four programs, or even more retro computer systems that I don't
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know about. This listing goes to which of you bids closest to the retail
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price of a raspberry Pie four hundred kit on cannakit dot com without going over,
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and the bidding will be in dollars and cents, and the opening bid
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is one dollar. Crunchy start us off. I just say Stevie's face right
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now looks like he's operating home when you've broken the kids screen. You can
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see the blue screen of death in his eyes. I'm starting at a dollar
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to just say Stevie dot ex. He has stopped. Yes, the starting
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bid is a dollar, and you may bid dollars and cents. Thatt's go.
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Let's go twenty five twenty five dollars, says Crunchy Ogi, forty five
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dollars and ninety five forty five dollars ninety five cents says Oggie Steve Leevie,
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Stevie reset stee booted. I think, hmm, so worrying start. That's
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that's your startup beep, I make my alarm in the morning. You went
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forty five, forty five ninety five. This is your first bid, so
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you can come under that if you want. Yeah, because I can just
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go higher later. Yeah. Well, let's go with twenty one twenty one
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dollars. Okay, back to Crunchy, you must now bid higher than forty
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five ninety five. I have not called final bids yet. Let's go sixty
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five sixty five dollars, says Crunchy. Oggie, if you want a bid,
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you must go higher than sixty five one hundred and twenty dollars one hundred
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and twenty dollars. I will now call final bids. Crunch he went sixty
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five. Crunch you went sixty five. Cut off the right one. This
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time goes sixty five oh one, sixty five oh one. Okay, well,
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Crunchy does get another bid, So Crunchy, let's do this. Okay,
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I'm here all day. So it's the raspberry probably keyboard with raspberry pie
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and stools. Yes, and Ogie went one hundred and twenty. He went
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one hundred and twenty. That's right. I don't think it's not much.
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I'm gonna go to ninety nine ninety nine. Okay, you could have gone
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just sixty five oh two and screwed Stevie over. And I'm sure he appreciates
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that you didn't. I do think, But the fact is it doesn't matter.
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The actual retail price of this is one hundred dollars. Even so,
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Crunchy takes that one as well. That's not get a particul your strategy unbelievable.
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And to think I was worried he'd be disadvantaged. He's killing you both.
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You know it's more about other money's work than we do. No,
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I'm over a fucking chance of well, I mean, the fact of the
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matter is he's already one, he's got three, and there's only two items
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left, so nobody else can catch up. But let's play him just for
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fun and also see if you guys can get one of them. Yea for
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our next item, I forbids. Mini consoles were all the rage in the
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twenty tens, so why not many retro PCs, But purchasers of the Commodore
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sixty four Mini complained that the keyboard was too small. So this is the
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C sixty four MAXI, featuring featuring a full size Commodore sixty four keyboard,
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replica, joystick and universal power supply. Comes with games pre loaded, and
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this listing can be yours if the cost is correct. This time the bidding
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will be in British pounds. There'll be the one I'll get wrong then and
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the bidding will start at ten pounds and Crunchy you start us off again.
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I think I have a thinking. I kind of know what it is,
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but I'm going to play it safe for now and just go twenty pounds over
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to Augie, forty five, forty five pounds over to Stevie, forty nine
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pounds, forty nine pounds over to Crunchy, sixty sixty pounds over to Augie,
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eighty five, eighty five pounds over to Stevie, ninety ninety pounds back
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to Crunchy. I wasn't a that's more than I thought it would be.
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Ah, let's go one ten, one ten back to Augie, one thirty
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five, one thirty five, back to Stevie, one thirty seven, one
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thirty seven, over to Crunchy. It's not that much, right, we
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got to be eating close. This is This is not like your own original
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Commodore. It's like a pre packaged one for directri Yes, right, this
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is a replica build like the mini consoles. But they did this one full
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size because people actually complained about the many. They're like, it's it's small,
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and we can't use this. It doesn't look right. My figures have
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grown since I was a child. You asked sorry, grunt you repeat,
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let's stay one fifty five, one fifty five, still not calling finale one
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eighty. I will call final bids at this point, Uh, Stevie,
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one eighty. You have to go higher than what you bid, which I
29:30
believe was one thirty seven. Yeah, you don't have to go as high
29:34
as Augie, or you can freeze right where you're at. It's gotta be
29:38
baaldy. So I'm gonna go one ninety one, one ninety one, says
29:42
Stevie. Yeah, Crunchy, there is higher than one sixty eight, could
29:49
be higher than one eighty. I don't think it's higher than one eighty.
29:52
I'm gonna say I'm going to be an opposite bass. So I'm gonna be
29:56
got one seven nine one seven nine. Interesting. So Oggie, if you
30:00
freeze, you will effectively block Crunchy. I'll freeze, okay, So you
30:03
freeze at one eighty. Stevie says one ninety one. Crunchy says one seventy
30:07
nine. Uh. The actual retail price viewer to buy one of these right
30:11
now is two hundred and twenty nine pounds. So Stevie wins the listing.
30:18
Oh my god, I want to get I want the day yay. Yeah,
30:22
all right, guys, that was an awesome episode. What can they
30:26
find you? It's on the Amiga website. You have not won the whole
30:30
game. Sit your ass down. There's one item left to play for uh
30:33
and just for funzies. Finally, when talking about retro computing, you can't
30:37
leave out the Amiga. Oh and the A five hundred Mini is a compact
30:42
reimagining of the Amiga five hundred computer and comes with twenty five pre loaded games
30:47
and you can even side sideload your own games. It also comes with a
30:51
two button mouse and an eight button game pad. And this listing can be
30:55
yours if the cost is correct. Now this time you're going to be bidding
30:59
in dollars and cents, and the opening bid will be one dollar and Stevie,
31:03
you start us off thirteen dollars and ninety five cents. Thirteen ninety five
31:07
going to crunchy. I'm just gonna fucking throw out a seventy five dollars.
31:11
Seventy five dollars. I'm gonna pull the unprecedented move of calling for final biz
31:17
right now. Hay home shit, turn two, not even turn one,
31:25
fifty five ninety five ffty five ninety five. You're gonna freeze on that?
31:29
Yeah, Okay, Stevie, you're at thirteen seventy five. I think I
31:34
can just chill here, right because you think it's less than what Auguie's already
31:38
been. Yeah, because they can't bid lower than what they are, good,
31:41
I actually do. You're gonna freeze on thirteen seventy five? All right,
31:45
frozen, Crunchy, you jumped at it seventy five, you're currently the
31:48
highest. You want to stick out? Just sticking with it? Okay?
31:52
Well, the actual retail price, and you can still buy this on Amazon
31:56
is eighty nine ninety nine, So it goes to Crunchy again the minute it
32:00
goes back to US dollars from the only one. The only one he didn't
32:07
win was the British pounds one. He won all the other four work you
32:13
can most dickheads. Well, a fantastic showing by Crunchy. He wins game
32:24
one and earns one episode point. He is in the leads, but we'll
32:30
see what happens. We're gonna play game two, in which case Stevie and
32:34
I will be switching places as he takes the host chair and I take his
32:37
player seats and we'll do that right after this. Hey there, I'm date
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podcast apps. Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game two,
33:38
and that means Stevie is taking over. He's got his phone, no crunch,
33:45
He's got got his coonskin cap on. It's just my hair, I'll
33:53
ask. You're finding multipoint dot it You don't have any hair on that side
33:58
of your head or on that Oh? Is it a comb over from your
34:05
ball sack? Basic a transplant if you will. All right, this plug,
34:17
that's all I can see now, and I like it. Just the
34:22
rest of that like a beaver tail. Theoretically all that could fit in a
34:32
three inch diameter a hole. Yeah, let's uh, let's just experiment science,
34:38
guys. One of the special equipments for Stevie brown Eye as an actual
34:44
prop. All right, all right, gentlemen, are these obscure college and
34:50
university rules? Are you being Stevie God? So we watched dead Man on
34:55
campus for movie night, and I got me to thinking of college movies.
35:00
So I was like, oh, college, just have some funny rules.
35:02
Like in that movie. One of the rules was, I know it's a
35:07
tough subject and stuff, but tried to make light of it on top of
35:10
the showing people it was about suicide and in college was stressing all that stuff.
35:15
But if a roommate or dorm mate passes away side not just suicide,
35:20
but passes away but there, it was a big one. They would get
35:22
straight a's for all the rest of their grades through that semester or whatever.
35:27
And you know, comedy ensues through weird things from the nineties that we thought
35:30
was funny. It's nineties, it's allowed. Yeah, so it's nineties,
35:36
it's allowed. I went online this morning and or maybe last night, I
35:39
can't remember, but these rules were all found on Peterson's test prep website,
35:45
which is a test prep site for college students, and it's going into college.
35:50
So I'm going to ask these questions. Everyone's going to answer whether they
35:53
are actual real rules of these obscure colleges and universities, or if they are
36:00
wrong, and you're being stevied. So, starting with our guest Crunchy number
36:06
one, students cannot wear tight eyed clothing during class at this university. Is
36:14
that? Is it a specific university? Yes, all of them are.
36:19
All these rules apply to one place, so orders you're being stevied. But
36:24
yeah, so they're an actual, unsecure rule in a college origin And I
36:29
miss where you said what university it was. I didn't in this one yet.
36:31
I'll tell you afterwards if it's real or not or I made it up.
36:36
Oh so this could be anywhere well in the US, but yes,
36:40
university of confusing. I think what you're trying to say is he's got different
36:45
rules from different universities, but I will mention which ones which. Yeah,
36:51
I'll tell you if it's either a fake or what universe? So is this
36:53
a rule at any university anywhere? Yeah? I'm pro you want to say,
37:00
you lefty liberals are probably can bane this somewhere. So yeah, I'm
37:07
gonna say it's real, it's real. Yeah, I'm gonna see we're being
37:10
stevie Stevie. Yeah, I think you'd svous right out the gate. Fair
37:15
enough, fair enough. I'm inclined to agree with Aaron, but I actually
37:21
think this might be real. It's real. I think it's one of those
37:24
ones is like sixties rules then just carrying on and never been changed because nobody's
37:30
really had to look at it properly, something like like what is it for
37:32
like color blind people? No? Like what do you like a construct from
37:36
like the seventies, like the anti war protests and stuff like that. Maybe,
37:39
but they banned clothing, like you know, to stay bad books.
37:45
Yeah, but that's different, like you need clothing among shelter and food to
37:50
survive you both to be educated. Well, Aaron, to soothe you just
37:57
a little bit more. You were being Stevie. You are correct, this
38:00
is not real. So I did make that one up, So Aaron,
38:02
you do get a point for them. All right, We're going on to
38:07
number two. We're gonna start with Aaron on this one. The only hazing
38:10
allowed here at this school is spanking. The only hazing that sank. I'm
38:20
gonna say real because I want that to be real. I want to find
38:22
out what college that is and go there. Do they have remote classes and
38:27
apply for what do you want to join the fraternity? I want and I
38:30
just want to call everybody daddy. Let me tell you about the college.
38:37
You're prency, all right, what do you think the only hazing allowed here
38:47
at this school is spanking? I feel like we're being Stevie. You're being
38:52
Stevie ak crunchy onto you. What do you say, sir, he wouldn't
38:59
go about to box. There's very few times you go back to back,
39:02
Stevie. Spank. You always go back to back to you don't go after
39:12
don't you never go back to front. You never go back always never full
39:16
centipe or go front to back. Never go back to front or borrows.
39:21
You can go front to front sometimes. Real. I think this is real
39:28
that. I bet this is one of the like, really well known colleges.
39:34
So you're going I'm saying real, fair enough, he's going for real
39:38
and this one the only hazing allowed here is spanking. Is being Stevie.
39:45
He did see you go back to back. You had to change it up.
39:54
God to throw people off, they have to wash your asshole. Now
39:59
people know thanks here. It was supposed to be a surprise. You did
40:01
it. I'm just saying the hose again. All right, I'll you get
40:09
the start. Number three. Oh great. This college has students in the
40:15
lottery to choose their mascot. I think that's real and it's real. Yeah,
40:23
nice and easy crunchy. So you choose what type of mascot it is,
40:30
or to choose who is the mascot? Is the mascot that's gonna be
40:35
real. Then he said, sha, I'm also I think that's real.
40:42
That's real. Everybody thought it was real. Well, that's awesome, because
40:45
you're all wrong, heard Stevie. Yep. I actually looked it up after
40:51
because I came up with that and I'm like, this can't be right.
40:53
You went back to back to back. Hey, man, like you said,
41:00
Fuck Jesus, you never go try back. Now we have to wash
41:05
your asshole and your mouth. You can ask a question. Yeah, have
41:09
you got back? No, I mean we have. We have to invest.
41:17
We have a Batman planter. If we do that in the hose,
41:20
you might get the smell out. Yeah sure, Jesus, I'm thinking more
41:28
of the cricket treatment. Now we're good. All right, you're gonna start
41:36
this one. Number four. This college has a no beard without doctor's note
41:40
rule. Stevie's come on, seriously, no beard about doctors. Now go
41:49
to Stevie. No, fine, she says, Stevie, what do you
41:54
think now? You said this was American schools, right. I could be
41:59
wrong, I said. After I said that, I was like, you
42:00
know what, I might have been mistaken because I seemed to recall there was
42:05
a British rule at some point that nobody except the king could have a beard.
42:09
Something like that. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say real, this
42:15
is true. Yeah, and I would say real too, but not for
42:20
the reason Aaron gave but because that makes me feel better that I didn't accidentally
42:23
give it away. I can't believe that you would, stevs for a fourth
42:27
time, back to back to back to back. Jesus, I would feel
42:30
so betrayed. Oh my god, ah you yeah, Saurus. Sorry,
42:45
let's find out if we can relieve eron a little bit here. So this
42:50
college has a no beard without a doctor's note rule. It is real.
42:54
So Oggie and Aaron are correct, and this is bring him young. University
43:00
Bring them young has no beard without doctor So if you have like what university
43:07
is shaving bombs or something like severe something. Yeah, it sounds like a
43:13
kind of university you find on a private island. Right, Hello, I
43:19
have a doctor's note. All right, Aaron, on to number five.
43:22
You're starting this one out. No country music is allowed on this campus,
43:34
all right down. That could be anyone I'm going to say. I'm gonna
43:38
say. I'm gonna say we're being stupid. Yeah, all right, Oh,
43:44
what's the U on the country music? I think that's real. You
43:46
think it's real. I feel like, especially if it is like US based,
43:52
I feel like there's some states that are just like, yeah, no,
43:53
keep that out, keep that out, keep that out. Except for
43:59
the you. We don't allow Nickel back here. You won't say you on
44:07
the no country rule. You won't tell me went at say that. Everything's
44:14
fucked up my plans now because after the first three I thought he was gonna
44:16
go full blown Stevie. Then just Stevie. It's out the ass, out
44:20
of the mouth. But now the last one was real fucking hell. The
44:25
thing would be Stevie is the one that tuxes my brain more than anybody else.
44:31
Yeah, I'm gonna say real. I'm gonna say real. Yeah,
44:36
I know he'd rather text your balls if you could, oh good if I
44:37
can get to him right. Number five, gentlemen, is real. It's
44:43
actually Bob Jones University. So Crunchy gets a point. Aggie gets the point.
44:47
But that's okay here in No, No, it's not because soon you'll
44:52
get an answer this one, not right away, because all he gets to
44:53
go first. Yeah, oh ye. For number six, all students must
45:00
agree to hunt terror dactyls at this universe. It's stupid enough to be real.
45:10
I think it's real, okay, could she seems like I just gave
45:17
you a good You genuinely hear yourself? Right? Did you just write repeat
45:23
that for we just once? All students must agree to hunt terror dactyls as
45:30
a rule, just right now, the gentlemen of the podcasting ward, just
45:36
thinking about this. Either someone was fine enough to write that down as a
45:39
sentence or someone was fucking weird enough to make that an actual rule. Either
45:45
way, America's fucked. Yeah, there's an argument there. We're not gonna
45:52
get in an argument about that, because I feel like I'm pretty much fucked
45:58
in this round. So let's fucking with it. Let's say it's real,
46:02
all right, Aaron, Actually it's fucked because because no one hunts pterodactyls anymore.
46:10
If I'm going to catch up to Augie, I have to go against
46:14
him. So I'll say, I'll say I'll say we're being Stevie', although
46:16
part of me thinks is real Stevie. Yeah, I'll go Stevie alright.
46:22
Number six, all students must agree to hunt pterodactyl I will say p pterodactyls.
46:27
Pterodactyls. I spelled it correctly, even though this was correct swore swarth
46:34
More College wrote it four times so that way I would get it right,
46:40
and I still didn't say it the correct Still up, Yeah, I asked
46:45
the question, what said fucking pterodactyl drills? Like? Do they just fucking
46:49
stick paper wings on the lizzard and throw them into the middle of the classrooms
46:54
next to the front door with shotguns and book shot already loaded in great in
47:00
case of prehistoric era it it's kind of crazy in case of Jurassic Parking case.
47:07
Right, So Crunchy and know you get a point on that one,
47:12
and we are back to Crunchy for number seven. Love a Girl posters.
47:19
Nice posters can only cover at max ten of dorm walls here mm hmm.
47:31
What kind of college is gonna be that pedantic? All of them? Yeah,
47:38
yeah, I'm gonna because you have three back to back downs and three
47:44
reels, I'm gonna get real. Fuck it, I think that could be
47:50
realistic enough to be actually true gold reel, Aaron, that's bullshit. Fuck
47:57
you, I refuse, I refuse to believe it. Fucking bullshit for real,
48:07
for reals. Yes, protest, absolutely, protest this question discussion doesn't
48:13
exist. What do you say? I think it might be real, It
48:16
might be real. Yeah, it sounds like something like a university would enforce.
48:21
Al Right, posters can only cover at max ten percent of dorm walls?
48:25
Is real? Radford? Goddamn it, Radford University. Three questions in
48:30
a row, I've gotten wrong and again, Crunch, you've gotten right.
48:35
Okay, somehow I don't think I'm winning this one. Well, I think
48:37
it is wrong. Yeah, I think I'm playing for you exactly right.
48:44
Hold on, let me change some of these alright, eron, you get
48:50
to start this one. Number eight. No, he was so excited,
48:55
enjoy the smell of disdainings and using from those two words what was that earlier?
49:06
Yay me? Why do you not sound so to be here. Oh
49:12
goodn's different. We hadn't even started yet. I've had time to get my
49:17
soul crush. You just started off there. I'm like, I already saw
49:23
the tea leaves. He had experience. It's been crushed for four years.
49:36
Oh man, all right, Stevie, what was your Aaron? Yeah?
49:45
No, fog machines are allowed being Stevie, being Stevie from being steveeet.
49:54
But I'm gonna keep saying it tom right the chance you might be. It's
50:01
been my strategy before. So yeah, listen, I'm playing as you.
50:07
You're doing very well. What says you? I think it's real? Do
50:14
you think it's true? No explanation is real? Well, I mean,
50:19
no fog machine makes sense. You're putting something into the air. Maybe somebody
50:22
is allergic? Well is it? Oh yeah, it is a chemical?
50:25
Yeah, unless you're using dry ice. Yeah, okay, fair enough,
50:30
fair enough? And Christie, what do you think there's not how much of
50:34
a chemical? It's more than like a water perhaps the time? Yeah,
50:38
unless you're flying from Party City from the US and it's got chemical city and
50:44
always always, I suppose it could be anything in America would be from albohol
50:46
for pop se. Yeah, I'm gonna say that is so generic that we're
50:55
being Stevie generic generic. I'm generic, all right, that's just so vague
51:05
a sentence, like the only thing specific is fog machines. There's no like
51:09
general explanation as to why. It's just yeah, I think being Stevie's but
51:14
laser show is fine. Well, unfortunately, Crunchy, you'd be wrong on
51:20
that one. This is real, all you gets a point. It's both
51:24
but doin b o w d o I ndin Sorry b o w e I
51:31
nden it Voden college. But but doing is what your penis happens at night.
51:50
Oh b o w d o I n okay, not boden. Yeah,
51:57
yeah, I don't know bowdoin. Oh it's probably French, I guess.
52:01
Yeah, it's different, but that's okay doing because let's move to a
52:07
different one. Anyway. You're doing how you're doing, doing how you're doing?
52:15
Okay, Oh you get the hard one. Okay, but number nine,
52:30
this college bands Texas colors to be flown. That's real. It's like,
52:37
yep, this is real, all right, petty ship like that.
52:40
I can see that happening. Yeah, it is in Texas. Let's go
52:45
real and Aaron, Yeah, that's an Arkansas. That's real. I said
52:57
this was the hard one because you were all being the one time. Oh
53:05
my god, he's so happy. I didn't say the one time. I
53:12
didn't ship. Okay, why do you single out Arkans? You're right,
53:27
but I genuinely thought i'd heard his story to Arkansas school forbidden their students from
53:34
Texas. I know we're kind of making fun of Texas, and we love
53:37
the people from learning love your Mexican, but like, why are you about
53:46
over here between Texas and Arkans? Online? After this episode drops on Thursday,
53:54
Well, down here in Texas we call who he pronounce? Ar Kansas.
54:00
You know that's already fighting Fighting game players would be happy with the lack
54:02
of the lack of fucking delay in that response. Okay, we got one
54:07
left. But fun fact about Arkansas. If you say ar Kansas in the
54:13
capitol, don't beat weird things, rest you and beat you in jail.
54:21
Yeah, don't don't do it? All right, Crunchy, you got our
54:24
last one here? You ready, sir, Let's go for it. Fence
54:28
painting is only allowed at night at this college. Fence painting at night.
54:43
I suppose it distracts from more the drunkenness and rape. Go to university being
54:52
Stevie, Yeah, I reckon you. Three five two, Aaron, Pick
55:02
whatever flipper coin, coin coin, I don't care. I'm so far out
55:09
of it. Pick whatever the right answer is and then put down me for
55:16
the opposite of that. What's that shoe? What was the question again?
55:30
Fence painting is only allowed at night here? That might be true. Yeah,
55:38
it's true. Yeah, you know your man Stevie on that one.
55:42
He was the one that didn't go for the crowd on this one, which
55:46
means you're right, because see how that works. You are right, Eric,
55:52
or this is a Carnegie Mellon University, Carnegian Melon, Carnegie Mellon,
55:59
Carnegie University. There's an actual rule. It's defence is I told you at
56:13
night. They do it to promote openness on everybody's art and stuff without being
56:17
persecuted who you are and stuff like that, so everybody can just express themselves.
56:22
So they do it at night, so in the morning everybody can see
56:23
the new art whenever. It's pretty cool, very progressive university. But yeah,
56:30
so doing some very quick simple math, uh, we found that Aggie
56:35
destroyed this today somehow, very good job you get one two two episode boy,
56:43
putting you in the first place so far for this episode, followed by
56:46
Crunchy, followed by the tag team later tonight, Aaron and Stevie. He
56:53
just did I agree to a TAC scene tonight? But I might have been
56:59
watching my buttthole. I got recording saying yes after talking about be watching your
57:07
batle. So yeah, so things stand. Uh No, I'm just glad
57:15
it's over. He has to have some points and crunch he has one.
57:22
Stevie still has nothing, but that's what he deserves. Can we just talk
57:27
about this refuge use of the slow dying inside of trying to host something episode,
57:37
slowly dying like a star episode, title episode like two whatever, Aaron
57:44
slowly dying inside you know what side would fatherly prided It turned into him thinking
57:50
about how he can drown you in the river in the burlap sack. Anyway,
57:59
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59:01
for game three. Game three is going to be make it worse. And
59:07
of course she's wearing something new and ridiculous on his head. My hair.
59:14
Just a moose, buddy, there's a cow buddy. Get a little bit
59:17
of moose on your head. There's a cowboy. I've had thist of twelve
59:23
years. We got this from Drum Growths, which is the very tip of
59:30
Great Britain. A Hi, no, kidd, that's cool, cute?
59:35
Do well move anyway? It's way forward to take behind you. Make it
59:46
worse is the creative improv game of taking something beautiful and wonderful and slowly turning
59:52
it into a god awful abomination that should never exist. Ever, our players
59:59
are going to take turn making something slightly worse and then slightly more worse.
1:00:04
And so on and so on. There are only three rules. Number one,
1:00:07
most importantly, your worsening must be worse than the worstening before yours,
1:00:13
otherwise you are out of the game. And another thing is that you are
1:00:20
not allowed to repeat or iterate on someone else's worsening. So if someone is
1:00:24
like, well, this person Blanche in Blanching Golden Girls is now played by
1:00:34
Christian Stewart, you cannot then come around and say, well, Rose is
1:00:37
now played by a rock, not the rock, an actual rock. That
1:00:44
is an iteration because someone else already did a casting change. So that's fair.
1:00:50
You're not allowed to do the same kind of worsening. You have to
1:00:52
take a different aspect than make it worse. And finally, no low hanging
1:00:59
fruit. So things obvious, obvious, really bad things like nazis, pedophilia,
1:01:04
all that stuff that makes you go ick, We're gonna lean. We'll
1:01:09
leave that to one side because it's kind of like the nuclear option. You
1:01:13
know, it's it's it's an instant way to make something awful, but it
1:01:16
also is it's too easy. It's low hanging fruit, it's low effort.
1:01:22
And this whole game is about being creative, so be creative with it.
1:01:27
So, Stevie, you are in last place. You have no points right
1:01:30
now. So I'm gonna give you the choice. Would you like to go
1:01:32
first, second, or third? First, you want to go first,
1:01:37
Crunch you will then go second, and he goes third. So Stevie,
1:01:43
you will start us off going first, and apropos of retrocomputing. I would
1:01:49
like you to make Doom worse. Oh no, initial fuckery. I should
1:02:04
add, we only have three items here, and it's whoever has the Whoever
1:02:07
wins the most by being the last person standing wins. Okay, So take
1:02:13
the old PC game from nineteen ninety one two, nineteen ninety two. I
1:02:19
think, oh no, well around that Eric is the disc came out.
1:02:22
Yeah, the share where that came out, and that's fine. Yeah,
1:02:27
but you know what I mean. Yeah, take Doom, make it worse.
1:02:37
The only weapon who gets the pistol? Oh oh man, okay,
1:02:44
that's already pretty bad. Out of the gate. I would use the fish
1:02:46
over the pistol in that game. I would ouch uns had the snipe something
1:02:51
because it was over like lava or something. I like the pistol. I
1:02:54
would argue that's not that bad. Really, an old fantas. It's still
1:02:59
as I would I wouldn't. It does, but I would also argue that
1:03:02
everything else is significantly more powerful and in some cases more useful else, like
1:03:07
I wouldn't mind using a pistol right up until the first prince of hell,
1:03:10
oh my god, then you're in trouble. Good luck, cyber demon comes
1:03:14
at you. The cyber demon. Fuck that like that. You don't even
1:03:17
get that far. You're not making it the revenant? Well fuck, oh
1:03:21
my god, yes, oh my god. Well that's a beautiful thing.
1:03:28
You can I can't and almost anything, almost on almost anything except a computer
1:03:32
there, Well, you can plan it on this. You just got to
1:03:35
shrink the window. Him uh, crunchy, Do you have any way of
1:03:39
making doom even more worse than that? Well, you kind of just hinted
1:03:45
that. What I was going to go for is you have to shrink it
1:03:47
down so much that you can only barely see it through a telescope. You
1:03:52
have to shrink the screen down to a twenty by ten spectra show No,
1:03:59
what would it be like a four by thirty like a postage stamp like that
1:04:04
is thirty? You have to play it through a microscope. Yikes. Wow,
1:04:12
I'm gonna go ahead and say, yeah, that's that's worse than the
1:04:15
only gun being a pistol. Oh my gosh. Oh best of Look,
1:04:21
you can only play it with a we remote controller. Yeah yeah, is
1:04:33
fucked up? Okay, motion controls Doom Now you can only use the pistol.
1:04:42
It's a tiny resolution screen. And uh and you you have to use
1:04:46
the Wii mode to play it. Can you make it? Can you make
1:04:51
it even worse than that? Dang? You guys are good at this game.
1:04:59
Let's go with To play it, you have to have your credit card
1:05:02
tie to it, and you're charged every time you play. So now on
1:05:08
top of just buying the game the first time, you're paying for it every
1:05:11
single time you play. That's pretty much most games nowadays. It's a subscription
1:05:16
game. You imagine paying a dollar every time just to play you die dollar
1:05:26
they get on me. I mean I already wouldn't play it in the version
1:05:30
it's in like like this is just it's like I sing on the ship cake,
1:05:38
I'm gonna I'm gonna give that to you, but by the skin of
1:05:42
your teeth, like that's it's only barely worse. And it's only because it's
1:05:45
already so bad they're paying for it more than once. Actually feels like a
1:05:49
crime against nature, hunchy, can you make it even worse than it is?
1:05:56
Now? A subscription based game? There are no tack of demons,
1:06:01
there are no big demons, there are no fire breathing demons. Every single
1:06:05
thing you are having to shoot is a puppy. Oh no, oh no,
1:06:14
wow, holy ship? Oh that got dark? Yeah, that absolutely
1:06:21
absolutely makes it way way worse. Why are you playing this game? There?
1:06:28
And you got I can't. I would have stopped playing it at the
1:06:32
postage stamp thing. Like I could play with the pistol it'd still be fun,
1:06:38
but the postage stamp thing, I'm like, no, son, right,
1:06:41
Uh? Is it possible to make Doom even worse than that? Or
1:06:46
have we found our limit? That's tough, big cricket moat bitch man.
1:06:56
The audio track is replaced with what does the Fox Say? I'm loup.
1:07:03
I'd be down for that for a while. Okay, but I get it.
1:07:08
It's funny, but it's not. It's not worse, so it's a
1:07:12
tough act to follow. Points for creativity, but yeah, that was really
1:07:15
hard to follow. Stevie last chance, it's so difficult that puppy one's hard.
1:07:20
It is really hard, tough one. It might always me that brings
1:07:25
the wrong on this out right before everything's death, it gives you a monologue
1:07:35
about its family and friends and they're all different personal page one of twenty three.
1:07:49
Damn it, you just killed the spot and he was on the orphaned
1:07:57
last week that is. But why, mister, why are you gonna shoot
1:08:00
me in the face before a pistol? I just want to be a happy
1:08:04
puppy. I mean, it's really funny. It's really really funny. And
1:08:15
yeah, I'm gonna say that that's worse. I'm gonna say that just makes
1:08:18
it worse. I'll never see this. Puppy's name was make it worse.
1:08:23
Stop it. I'm trying to make it worse. I can't higher Jesus Christ.
1:08:29
Okay, So now every enemy in the game is a puppy, and
1:08:32
it monologues about the life it would have lived when you kill it. This
1:08:40
is going on? Is it possible? Is it possible to make it worse
1:08:45
than this? Other than it was developed by e a son of a bitch.
1:09:01
You should have started with that. No lot hanger thru again. Really
1:09:11
funny, does not make it worse. So I'm gonna have to give Stevie
1:09:15
the point the last person standing Stevie takes. Stevie takes doom. Would have
1:09:19
guess I held off on going off the worst option because I was gonna say
1:09:24
every single shot is like a mass space shot, going slow, moke brutally.
1:09:30
So okay, So I'm just trying not to trying not to carry on
1:09:40
because I also have an idea of how to make it worse. You might
1:09:45
as well carry off. Every time you play it, someone holds a gun
1:09:50
to your loved one's head, and if you don't hundred percent the level,
1:09:53
they die. Okay, yeah, shot, you know what, that's fair?
1:09:59
You know what I let's do this. Who wants to volunteer with me?
1:10:03
Kind of tie in with the kind of a reiteration you got me just
1:10:12
as a call back from my last time here the person holding the gun as
1:10:15
a cat, because of course it is. So here's the next item that
1:10:21
you have to make worse. Stevie won that one, so crunchy, You're
1:10:25
going to go first this time, make ice cream worse? Oh my,
1:10:31
oh oh, you evil Boston. Listen. I have to pick things that
1:10:39
are pretty universally loved for this game to even work. I was tempted to
1:10:45
put America, but the only answer is you can't make it worse, so
1:10:48
sorry, uh huh version make it better? Yeah, you know, they
1:11:00
get better. You know what that's for the wholesome, feel good episode.
1:11:06
Yeah, let's go easy. Every single ice cream in the world has no
1:11:14
taste of flavor whatsoever. Okay, so it's just ice What the it's just
1:11:26
flavorless cream. I feel like he's jumped straight to the nuclear option right away.
1:11:30
But okay, that's awesome. Ice cream is now flavorless. It's all
1:11:35
about the texture. Now, can you make ice cream worse than that?
1:11:43
It comes from mail Cows. That is perfect. That's just that is Godfather
1:12:01
level. That is fantastic. All right. So now it's flavorless and it
1:12:10
comes from mail Cows, Stevie, can you make ice cream worse than that?
1:12:18
Wow? It still gives you the ship The thing I don't like.
1:12:20
I don't eat ice cream. I was the speed of that response. It
1:12:26
was so good. He did it to us earlier with the Godfather makes you
1:12:31
went off for you can reviews like like, damn, dude, what was
1:12:39
this against what ice cream with me is like three things before I'd be like,
1:12:49
veal, that's so difficult. Ice cream is the only appropriate gift for
1:13:03
every holiday. I mean, that's bad, but it's not as bad as
1:13:12
can you imagine just getting a bunch of that horse? Or how how are
1:13:16
you sent to you? You have fifty boxes of it? It sucks,
1:13:20
but I can still just throw it away. That's fair. Yeah, that
1:13:26
was that was very difficult. So it's just crunchy and augu left so crunchy.
1:13:30
It's up to you. Can you make ice cream even worse? The
1:13:34
only way you're allowed to eat ice cream is with a cigarette? I'm seriously,
1:13:42
how can you go anything worse than people? Come? How fuck?
1:13:46
How fuck? I'm like, I'm trying to think, like how you're gonna
1:13:49
get cancer? Now? Is the list stuck inside the ice cream? Like
1:13:55
I'm not I guess I'm not getting the logistics of this, Like do you
1:13:58
have any I was saying, a spoon in there and just while you're smoking
1:14:01
it. No, I can try to scoop it with the ice cream.
1:14:08
I can make it worse. The texture is consistency of phlegm. I mean
1:14:15
it would be first of all. My ruling is that Crunchy did not make
1:14:19
it worse than the bull seamen uh just because how could you? Honestly,
1:14:29
But it doesn't so it doesn't matter what what you say. AI. So
1:14:32
that that gives that point to Augie flat out so very so, Stevie has
1:14:39
one, Oggie has one for male cows. Uh. So, Crunchy,
1:14:47
this is the third and final one is your last chance. And unfortunately,
1:14:55
because Ogie won that one, Stevie will be going first. And Stevie,
1:14:59
I would like you to make Indiana Jones worse. They already did that,
1:15:05
but we're done. And for the record, I liked the Dial of Destiny.
1:15:16
God damn you. I didn't say it was that one. They're all
1:15:24
aliens. I didn't hate that one either, but it was easily my least.
1:15:30
Yeah, that was It was bizarre. Nothing else clicking like I did.
1:15:35
I know. I'm like, damn it, I'm doing at professionals.
1:15:43
Let me get this plastic bag. Yeahd Temple of Doom instead of the calle
1:15:55
Mon, he's going after the dude it's hard to pull his heart out or
1:15:58
whatnot. We're not doing that. We're gonna go with pancreous because it makes
1:16:05
no sense and you can live without it. So he's just Coke cooking people
1:16:10
to cook him. Okay, Okay, so it didn't go crazy. I
1:16:18
mean, yeah, no, it does make it worse, for sure,
1:16:21
but only lightly worse, which I appreciates. All right, well, cry,
1:16:30
can you can you make Indiana Jones the worse? He's throwing you a
1:16:38
softball. Really, it is worse, but only mildly. So yeah,
1:16:44
yeah, but when you've got to make it hard. So this is actually
1:16:57
more difficult than you realize because there's so much you can go with. But
1:17:00
he's trying to get the right balance. Let's say Indiana Jones is played by
1:17:15
Robert de Niro. But Robert de Niro, now, wow, I gotta
1:17:27
see you're talking to me. I hate snake, I hate I'm gonna shoot
1:17:35
him. Bang, I got this, shoot him? Okay. So,
1:17:46
so Indiana Jones is now played by Robert de Niro at his current age.
1:17:54
Can you make any end Jones worse than that it takes place and is filmed
1:17:58
entirely in Indiana? Damn fucking fire? You good at this game? CV?
1:18:14
Can you make Indiana Jones worse than all films now take place? In
1:18:18
Indiana. Wow, damn, oh, that's just funny. Hold on,
1:18:27
man, I don't know. I don't know if this makes it worser better
1:18:29
because I kind of want to watch it, but I'm gonna say it anyway.
1:18:30
It's worth the point if I lose it. His whip isn't there anymore.
1:18:34
He's got a cell phone to just the whip sound, and that's god,
1:18:50
Oh my god, that's hilarious. But I, like you, I
1:19:00
would argue that it actually makes the films better. You guys, just he's
1:19:05
just so goddamn silly. Indiana was talking to me. Just whip a phone.
1:19:23
That's that's so funny, all right, Yeah, that's it does make
1:19:28
it better. So I have to kick you out. It was so totally
1:19:32
worth It was so worth it. Crunch, it's just you and you left.
1:19:41
Can you can you make it worse than the entire film series takes place
1:19:45
in Indiana? I need to the whip up. It was genius. It
1:19:54
was absolutely on fire. I had to throw something else on there. Man.
1:19:59
That was fair fantastic. It was fantastic. The only way you can
1:20:04
watch the films is on a Commodore sixty four. Fuck. Keeping the theme
1:20:15
Okay, yeah, no, and I appreciate that. Yeah, I'm gonna
1:20:19
say that's worse because that's I mean, they might still be enjoyable. And
1:20:26
that is such a little bited way too, especially with the camera whip thing,
1:20:33
especially especially with the amount of friends that you're playing that doom. Okay,
1:20:41
so ogie, can you make Indiana Jones worse? Then you can only
1:20:44
watch the movies on a comedore sixty four m in beautiful one twenty by eighty
1:20:51
resolution, damn whatever the ninety I think that's that's this is tough now,
1:21:05
Uh, blew my loader the last one. You're blue loaded Indiana, it's
1:21:15
all over. Nobody had noticed, no, yeah, no notice real country
1:21:21
Indiana so white. Some additional white stuff won't make a difference that I believe.
1:21:32
Sorry, Indiana, So why that white and white is brown? This
1:21:42
is uh? The audio, well, the voice audio is completely replaced in
1:21:55
German and there are no subtitles. Okay, that is worse, but I'm
1:22:03
gonna I'm gonna do It's not as bad as week comment sixty four. It
1:22:09
is kind of a week worse. So that means that point goes to crunchy.
1:22:12
All three of you got one item so everybody, everybody wins and shares
1:22:17
the three points. So that means at the end of this game, uh
1:22:21
Stevie has three points, Crunchy has four, but Augie has five and has
1:22:26
won the episode. Congratulations that even happened. Well done, well done.
1:22:33
A three way tie in game three is how but well done. Absolutely,
1:22:38
Yeah, that was good. I couldn't think of anything. Yeah, I'm
1:22:40
I just like, yeah, it takes place in Indiana, and I honestly
1:22:44
can't think of anything worse. It was genius. It was absolute genius.
1:22:47
And how I have thought it was the sound being on crushed bits, you
1:22:51
know, right, I shant to think of something would sound either like it
1:22:55
would be in a different language and you couldn't understand it because there was no
1:22:58
subtitles or the sound was just ear piercing. And again, it might make
1:23:03
it more funny than than worse. But I was like, instead of Germans,
1:23:06
he's always fighting Mormons. We gotta get the discs. No, it's
1:23:17
a spell a Hermans. It's all a bunch of pee wee's. Oh my
1:23:26
god, I watched the fun out of that. This has been just one
1:23:30
of the last episodes in a long time. The Secret word. I have
1:23:53
not left this hard very long time. Crunchy, thank you so much?
1:23:59
Was it by as always sir? It's just a genuine joy hanging out with
1:24:02
you. Uh and uh. If you're not doing anything on the internet anymore,
1:24:08
maybe you don't want people to follow you, but if you did,
1:24:11
you can buy me on three billboards outside of being Missouri. Hell yeah,
1:24:19
different things enough, Look forward tonight, let's find me on Twitter crunch that.
1:24:26
Hell yeah, look forward to Crunchy returning to our show again and again
1:24:29
because we just love having this bastard on. Uh. So, thank you
1:24:32
so much, sir for putting up with us and for having fun with us
1:24:36
on such a regular basis. It is, It is huge, and I
1:24:41
look forward to getting to meet you in person one day. That would be
1:24:44
awesome. Yeah, well, I have to make you work someday. I've
1:24:47
always wanted to go to England always. I've always wanted to, Yeah,
1:24:53
since I was little. Maybe with that big book money you're gonna make,
1:24:55
we can all yeah, the big audio book money for hell yeah, I
1:25:00
feel like the support this British fuck you that's why, Yeah, British fuck
1:25:06
you, that's why. Hell yes, Now we have to do it.
1:25:10
We got, we have I go, I'll get the boat. Start sailing.
1:25:15
All right, gentlemen, start pouring yourselves out. Already done, It's
1:25:17
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1:27:28
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1:27:31
paying attention. I know he's coming out at the end, right because fuck
1:27:38
you of us? Why awesome? That's fun. Sorry pointing everything. I
1:27:45
try to like TV. Where the fuck