Latest / Chaotically Balanced / Pirates in Etheros Episode 63 - Prisoner or Hostage
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- 0:35SPEAKER_01: Let's head into the adventure.
- 0:41SPEAKER_01: Welcome, fellow adventurers, nerds, and neurodivergents.
- 0:43SPEAKER_01: Sit back, stay hydrated, and prepare yourselves for tonight's adventure.
- 0:48SPEAKER_01: For all of us,
- 0:49SPEAKER_01: it has been a while since we have last recorded an episode,
- 0:52SPEAKER_01: but for all of you, it probably feels like it was just a week or two ago.
- 0:57SPEAKER_01: Thank you all so much for sticking around this long we had.
- 1:01SPEAKER_01: A lot of things come up in the past few weeks that delayed some
- 1:04SPEAKER_01: of our episode releases for some time.
- 1:06SPEAKER_01: We're hoping to try and get back on schedule here unless more life things happen.
- 1:13SPEAKER_01: But without further ado, last we left off, secondhand souls split up and went out on the town.
- 1:19SPEAKER_01: Joaquim and Krakka went out for food, drinks, and played some games of chance.
- 1:24SPEAKER_01: Then they followed some sketchy guards,
- 1:26SPEAKER_01: Joaquim actually spotting the guards and Krakka just spotting Joaquim.
- 1:30SPEAKER_01: Deedle went shopping and then found Krakka and saw him following Wakim, so she followed him.
- 1:36SPEAKER_01: Y'nor and Lala went out specifically to follow guards and track anyone out of the ordinary.
- 1:42SPEAKER_01: With both groups tracking different guards,
- 1:43SPEAKER_01: they each witnessed connecting sides of the same conversation.
- 1:48SPEAKER_01: Upon further investigation,
- 1:49SPEAKER_01: Y'nor realized that the guards were possibly undercover agents from the Iron Mist,
- 1:54SPEAKER_01: or even the Iron Fist himself.
- 1:57SPEAKER_01: She had a brief conversation with him, then regrouped with Lala.
- 2:01SPEAKER_01: They both went to find the others,
- 2:02SPEAKER_01: they exchanged stories,
- 2:03SPEAKER_01: and planned what to do next while informing Kaida back at the Guildhall.
- 2:10SPEAKER_01: So, we're just gonna pick up there.
- 2:19SPEAKER_01: You guys are back in your Guildhall.
- 2:24SPEAKER_01: You have just discussed all of this information with each other.
- 2:28[music]
- 2:35SPEAKER_01: You have to decide how you would like to proceed.
- 2:38[music]
- 2:50SPEAKER_00: We could knock him out and I can disguise you guys as him.
- 3:01SPEAKER_01: Disguise us as who?
- 3:04SPEAKER_00: The Shady Guards?
- 3:11SPEAKER_03: I don't know if I could pass for that.
- 3:17SPEAKER_00: We just need the right code.
- 3:22SPEAKER_03: I'm pretty confident I could pass for one of those guards.
- 3:24SPEAKER_03: I heard enough of them.
- 3:29SPEAKER_02: I could pass for a prisoner.
- 3:37SPEAKER_03: I could vouch for that.
- 3:40SPEAKER_00: We just need a distraction to lure them away.
- 3:49SPEAKER_03: I mean, I also do these distractions, so should I do the distraction or the other thing?
- 3:59SPEAKER_01: I thought we were going to contact General Malachi.
- 4:03SPEAKER_01: Now we're going off on a distraction espionage plan?
- 4:06SPEAKER_00: I mean, what are we going to tell him?
- 4:08SPEAKER_00: They look shady?
- 4:10SPEAKER_00: We need more.
- 4:14SPEAKER_03: Joaquin puts his hands up.
- 4:15SPEAKER_03: Okay, okay.
- 4:15SPEAKER_03: Let's backtrack for a moment.
- 4:18SPEAKER_03: We all found some shady guards.
- 4:21SPEAKER_03: What do we want to do about it?
- 4:25SPEAKER_03: Weren't you and Yenor talking to them?
- 4:33SPEAKER_01: Uh, Joaquim,
- 4:35SPEAKER_01: I don't think spoke to them,
- 4:37SPEAKER_01: but, uh, Yenor spoke to someone who claimed to be important.
- 4:46SPEAKER_02: Yeah, who knows if they were actually telling the truth, though.
- 4:50SPEAKER_00: I mean, either
- 4:50SPEAKER_00: way, they can get in there.
- 4:52SPEAKER_00: So we lure them away,
- 4:54SPEAKER_00: steal their clothes, put them in a trash can, and then I disguise you as them.
- 4:59SPEAKER_00: Bada bing, bada boom, we walk right in and see what's going on.
- 5:08SPEAKER_01: We don't know where they went.
- 5:12SPEAKER_01: No one saw where they went after everyone left the alley.
- 5:15SPEAKER_01: Everyone just kind of went to beat themselves back up instead of getting caught.
- 5:20SPEAKER_00: That does throw a wrench in the plan.
- 5:29SPEAKER_01: We could go to the building that you set on fire.
- 5:32SPEAKER_00: Why would we go there?
- 5:33SPEAKER_00: Nobody set that building on fire.
- 5:42SPEAKER_00: That building mysteriously burned down.
- 5:48SPEAKER_03: Burst into flames, huh?
- 5:51SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 5:52SPEAKER_00: It spontaneously combusted.
- 5:53SPEAKER_00: It happens to people.
- 5:54SPEAKER_00: It could definitely happen to buildings.
- 5:57SPEAKER_03: You're not wrong.
- 5:58SPEAKER_03: So what are we doing about General Malachi?
- 6:07SPEAKER_03: Did you guys talk to Ren?
- 6:08SPEAKER_03: Is Ren getting ahold of Malakai?
- 6:10SPEAKER_03: Or are we supposed to go get ahold of Malakai?
- 6:12SPEAKER_03: Or what hear exactly about these guards?
- 6:27SPEAKER_01: As you're having this conversation, there's a loud pounding on your door.
- 6:37SPEAKER_00: Who can that be?
- 6:37SPEAKER_00: Do we have a peephole?
- 6:42SPEAKER_01: No.
- 6:42SPEAKER_01: No peephole.
- 6:43SPEAKER_01: There are side windows.
- 6:45SPEAKER_01: Like, windows next to the door.
- 6:46SPEAKER_00: A little scurry and peep out the side window.
- 6:51SPEAKER_01: Are you trying to remain hidden?
- 6:53SPEAKER_00: Yes.
- 6:55SPEAKER_00: Curtain over the head.
- 6:58SPEAKER_01: Lala, go ahead and roll a stealth check while Kroc is walking over to open the door.
- 7:04SPEAKER_00: To get my regular notes, because these hate me.
- 7:06SPEAKER_00: Let's see if it works.
- 7:10SPEAKER_00: Oh, 14 plus 12.
- 7:13SPEAKER_01: No, that's a 2 plus 12.
- 7:15SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay, my bad.
- 7:17SPEAKER_00: The way it showed up.
- 7:19SPEAKER_01: It showed up properly, yeah.
- 7:20SPEAKER_01: That's 2 plus 12, so you rolled a 14.
- 7:22SPEAKER_00: The way it showed up where I was looking at it.
- 7:26SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna Inspiration.
- 7:30SPEAKER_01: Those are rolling really fast.
- 7:34SPEAKER_00: Thomas gave me his laptop.
- 7:36SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's right.
- 7:37SPEAKER_01: You have a new laptop.
- 7:41SPEAKER_01: New to you laptop, but I mean, I fixed Thomas' laptop once, so, you know.
- 7:47SPEAKER_02: It's an Acer Nitro, right?
- 7:49SPEAKER_02: Yes.
- 7:50SPEAKER_02: Those are nice.
- 7:52SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's my backup.
- 7:55SPEAKER_01: I shouldn't say backup.
- 7:56SPEAKER_01: That's my downstairs laptop, and it runs great.
- 8:00SPEAKER_01: That rolled really fast.
- 8:01SPEAKER_01: I'm used to your rolls taking like...
- 8:04SPEAKER_00: Hours, I know.
- 8:07SPEAKER_01: 21, much better.
- 8:08SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 8:11SPEAKER_01: You see...
- 8:16SPEAKER_01: a...
- 8:19SPEAKER_01: short, stocky, official-looking individual in like very ornate...
- 8:28SPEAKER_01: Guard clothes, military uniform.
- 8:30SPEAKER_01: You don't know which to pick.
- 8:33SPEAKER_01: And then you see two other individuals standing on either side of him
- 8:39SPEAKER_01: to just look like regular guards of some sort.
- 8:42SPEAKER_00: These are not people I've seen before?
- 8:44SPEAKER_00: No.
- 8:46SPEAKER_01: You don't recognize them.
- 8:47SPEAKER_01: However, you do take note that there are a lot of people on the street that don't
- 8:57SPEAKER_01: Look like they're doing much.
- 9:00SPEAKER_00: Do they look hostile?
- 9:03SPEAKER_01: They look like commoners,
- 9:04SPEAKER_01: but they look like...
- 9:07SPEAKER_01: You know what people look like when they're looking at something while trying not
- 9:13SPEAKER_01: to appear like they're looking at something.
- 9:19SPEAKER_00: The, like,
- 9:20SPEAKER_00: loud whisper to Krakka as she catches him out of the corner of her eye walking to
- 9:25SPEAKER_00: the door, like, That is clearly a hanging party.
- 9:30SPEAKER_00: Don't open the door.
- 9:35SPEAKER_00: They're here to hang us.
- 9:39SPEAKER_03: Well, I'm not gonna let them in.
- 9:43SPEAKER_00: There's three of them.
- 9:48SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and there's six of us.
- 9:55SPEAKER_03: But they don't know that.
- 9:59SPEAKER_00: Does the window that I'm at open?
- 10:00SPEAKER_01: No, none of the windows open.
- 10:03SPEAKER_00: Goddammit.
- 10:05SPEAKER_00: I hate these medieval times.
- 10:09SPEAKER_01: You could break the window.
- 10:11SPEAKER_00: I'm not gonna break the window for these guys, then I can't shut it again.
- 10:19SPEAKER_00: She will yell at the glass and hope that they can hear, like, Halt!
- 10:23SPEAKER_00: Who goes there?
- 10:24SPEAKER_00: What do you want?
- 10:30SPEAKER_01: Krakka, are you still opening the door?
- 10:37SPEAKER_03: My hand would have been on the doorknob,
- 10:39SPEAKER_03: but I would have stopped when she would have said something.
- 10:43SPEAKER_03: That's basically what I was going to say.
- 10:46SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 10:48SPEAKER_01: So, Krakka, you're reaching your hand out to the doorknob to open the door.
- 10:55SPEAKER_01: Lala caught your attention real quick, so you paused, and then you hear her yell.
- 11:04SPEAKER_01: You see them kind of lean into each other like they're whispering something
- 11:07SPEAKER_01: in each other's ears.
- 11:09SPEAKER_01: And then the short, stocky guy in the middle kind of waves the two other guys.
- 11:14SPEAKER_01: And they stand back at attention.
- 11:18SPEAKER_01: Excuse me, is this the esteemed guild hall of the secondhand souls?
- 11:24SPEAKER_00: It's to know.
- 11:28SPEAKER_01: An interested party.
- 11:31SPEAKER_00: That's big as fuck.
- 11:42SPEAKER_00: Identify yourself, or we won't open the door.
- 11:46SPEAKER_01: I mean, I could open the door myself, but I was giving you the courtesy of knocking.
- 11:52SPEAKER_00: Opening the door yourself is trespassing, and we are allowed to shoot you in the face.
- 11:59SPEAKER_03: We are not officially opened yet.
- 12:01SPEAKER_03: If you need any assistance, there's a guild across the street that'll gladly help.
- 12:09SPEAKER_01: You see the two guards behind him kind of lean over and whisper in each other's ears
- 12:14SPEAKER_01: for a second.
- 12:16SPEAKER_01: And then one of them leans in and whispers to this guy and he just kind of nods his head once.
- 12:20SPEAKER_01: He takes off his hat, his officer's hat, quote unquote, and tucks it under his arm.
- 12:32SPEAKER_00: Is he balding?
- 12:36SPEAKER_01: Make a perception check.
- 12:39SPEAKER_01: Make a balding check.
- 12:43SPEAKER_00: What kind of check?
- 12:45SPEAKER_01: A perception check.
- 12:46SPEAKER_01: I called it a balding check.
- 12:51SPEAKER_01: 23.
- 12:51SPEAKER_01: 23.
- 12:53SPEAKER_01: He's not balding, but his hairline does look like it has begun receding in his middle-aged age.
- 12:59[music]
- 13:05SPEAKER_01: Yes, we're here on official business of the council.
- 13:12SPEAKER_00: Weapons on the porch.
- 13:15SPEAKER_00: Or, uh, no.
- 13:18SPEAKER_00: Weapons to the doorman.
- 13:20SPEAKER_00: And she, like, gestures at Kroka to, like, play along.
- 13:24SPEAKER_01: Fortunately, we don't carry weapons on our persons.
- 13:28SPEAKER_01: We're only here to deliver messages.
- 13:31SPEAKER_00: No magic?
- 13:36SPEAKER_01: You asked for weapons.
- 13:38SPEAKER_00: And now I'm asking for magic.
- 13:42SPEAKER_01: I mean, I can do this, and he makes a little light show in the window.
- 13:48SPEAKER_00: None of that shit.
- 13:49SPEAKER_00: Keep it to yourself.
- 13:52SPEAKER_00: First sign of magic, and you're out on your butt, and we're keeping your pants in here.
- 14:02SPEAKER_01: That's a very creative threat.
- 14:03SPEAKER_01: I've heard a lot of threats in my day being a government official, but that one's creative.
- 14:10SPEAKER_01: Gotta give you that.
- 14:16SPEAKER_00: She just kind of looks at Krakka and everybody else and shrugs.
- 14:19SPEAKER_00: At this point, they seem safe enough.
- 14:28SPEAKER_01: Excuse me, Lala, and Kaida kind of leans around the corner,
- 14:32SPEAKER_01: trying to also protect the animals because one of them wants to fight and
- 14:35SPEAKER_01: the other one's just kind of excited.
- 14:39SPEAKER_01: Figure out which one's which for yourself.
- 14:42SPEAKER_01: Uh...
- 14:45SPEAKER_01: They never identified themselves.
- 14:49SPEAKER_00: They're messengers.
- 14:51SPEAKER_00: From the council.
- 14:52SPEAKER_01: Anyone can say that they're messengers.
- 14:55SPEAKER_00: Yeah, wouldn't they have badges?
- 14:56SPEAKER_00: I was gonna say, what do you want a badge?
- 15:01SPEAKER_01: I mean, everyone asks us for our badges.
- 15:07SPEAKER_00: Slip your badges under the door!
- 15:10SPEAKER_01: I don't,
- 15:11SPEAKER_01: I don't,
- 15:11SPEAKER_01: your door is not high enough off the ground,
- 15:13SPEAKER_01: it's sealed,
- 15:14SPEAKER_01: and you see, like,
- 15:15SPEAKER_01: one of the tall guys kind of getting down,
- 15:17SPEAKER_01: like, trying to peek under the door, and Stanton just shakes his head no.
- 15:22SPEAKER_03: I, I open the door.
- 15:26SPEAKER_03: You open the door.
- 15:31SPEAKER_03: The only way you guys will come in is if I see proper identification.
- 15:36SPEAKER_03: Once I see proper identification,
- 15:38SPEAKER_03: I will allow each individual to
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- 15:52SPEAKER_01: So, they all nod to each other.
- 15:56SPEAKER_01: The two guards in the back reach into their jacket pockets and pull out the...
- 16:02SPEAKER_01: Ishanian badge that you've seen on the council guards that were outside.
- 16:09SPEAKER_01: The ones that showed that had badges on their actual jackets
- 16:13SPEAKER_01: as you were being escorted into the council chambers.
- 16:17SPEAKER_01: And then the guy in the middle pulls out a badge out of his jacket pocket and kind
- 16:24SPEAKER_01: of just flips it down.
- 16:25SPEAKER_01: He had it tucked up in.
- 16:26SPEAKER_01: He flipped it down now.
- 16:28SPEAKER_01: And he also pulls out a paper.
- 16:32SPEAKER_01: Ah, thank you for finally opening the door for me.
- 16:34SPEAKER_01: I have this for a, uh, Miss Greybreeze.
- 16:43SPEAKER_02: Hasn't been Miss in years.
- 16:45SPEAKER_01: Mrs. Greybreeze?
- 16:46SPEAKER_01: Mrs. Greybreeze.
- 16:49SPEAKER_02: Inora will hold out her hand and walk up to the door.
- 16:53SPEAKER_01: The other one.
- 16:56SPEAKER_03: Remember, no magic if you want your pants.
- 17:00SPEAKER_02: I don't know if I trust him near my wife.
- 17:02SPEAKER_02: He's acting shady.
- 17:07SPEAKER_02: I'll hand it to her, don't worry.
- 17:09SPEAKER_02: And you can watch me, but you can stay there.
- 17:12SPEAKER_01: Unfortunately, I can only hand this document to the intended individual.
- 17:16SPEAKER_01: Any other individual that touches this document will be incinerated.
- 17:22SPEAKER_03: What part of no magic didn't you understand?
- 17:25SPEAKER_01: The document's been enchanted by its sender.
- 17:29SPEAKER_02: See, you didn't inform us of that.
- 17:31SPEAKER_02: And that's shady.
- 17:34SPEAKER_01: If it gets handed to the intended individual, there's no magic.
- 17:38SPEAKER_02: How'd you even know if she was here?
- 17:41SPEAKER_01: You're secondhand souls, are you not?
- 17:44SPEAKER_02: That doesn't mean we're here all the time.
- 17:47SPEAKER_02: She could be out to dinner right now.
- 17:49SPEAKER_02: You're being rather presumptuous.
- 17:51SPEAKER_01: You've been being followed.
- 17:54SPEAKER_02: No shit.
- 17:55SPEAKER_01: All of you have been.
- 17:57SPEAKER_02: No shit.
- 17:57SPEAKER_01: So we kind of know where you are.
- 18:01SPEAKER_02: Creepy little fox, ain't ya?
- 18:06SPEAKER_01: May I?
- 18:08SPEAKER_00: I defy you to follow me.
- 18:10SPEAKER_00: Lala talks from behind the curtain.
- 18:16SPEAKER_01: They don't have to come in.
- 18:17SPEAKER_01: I will come up and grab the document.
- 18:23SPEAKER_01: Uh, Wakim, do you still have your detect magic up?
- 18:26[music]
- 18:38SPEAKER_01: Hakeem?
- 18:41SPEAKER_00: He usually do.
- 18:44SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think he might.
- 18:46SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry, go ahead one more time.
- 18:48SPEAKER_01: Do you still have your detect magic up?
- 18:51SPEAKER_01: Yes.
- 18:53SPEAKER_01: This document is enchanted with the Immolation fire spell.
- 19:01SPEAKER_03: Oh.
- 19:03SPEAKER_03: And he literally says that.
- 19:05SPEAKER_03: He's like, oh.
- 19:07SPEAKER_03: Odd stuff right there.
- 19:14SPEAKER_01: You and Ynora watch as Kaida comes up and across and she reaches her hand out
- 19:18SPEAKER_01: to grab this document.
- 19:20[music]
- 19:26SPEAKER_01: Right as this document is being passed, Ynora, you hear Rakim go,
- 19:30[music]
- 19:36SPEAKER_02: Can I like push her back a little bit?
- 19:38SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you could stop her and kind of like hold her.
- 19:40SPEAKER_02: I fling my arm out like a mom in the front seat.
- 19:46SPEAKER_03: Hold on, if it's for her, then it won't burn.
- 19:50SPEAKER_03: It's just going to burn everybody else if you touch it.
- 19:54SPEAKER_01: You can only see the enchantment on it.
- 19:56SPEAKER_01: You can't see the specifics.
- 19:59SPEAKER_03: Oh, no?
- 19:59SPEAKER_03: Okay, never mind then.
- 20:01SPEAKER_01: So detect magic only tells you the school of magic and an infinite item is magical.
- 20:09SPEAKER_01: It's not identify, which will tell you the specifics.
- 20:12SPEAKER_02: Can I use my monocle of identification real quick?
- 20:15SPEAKER_02: Just like flick it down over my eye?
- 20:20SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't say anything other than the oop.
- 20:24SPEAKER_01: Let me check because you haven't used the monocle of identification in a very long time.
- 20:30[music]
- 20:43SPEAKER_01: You can either roll Arcana or Investigation.
- 20:47SPEAKER_02: You know what I'm going to pick?
- 20:55SPEAKER_02: 26.
- 20:56[music]
- 21:07SPEAKER_01: Document has been enchanted with the Immolation spell.
- 21:12SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 21:13SPEAKER_01: Level 9.
- 21:14SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 21:17SPEAKER_01: For no specifications on said spell.
- 21:21SPEAKER_02: Can I immediately whip my sword out?
- 21:25SPEAKER_01: You can.
- 21:26SPEAKER_02: I do so.
- 21:27SPEAKER_01: It's going to be seen as an act of aggression.
- 21:30SPEAKER_02: I'm just going to hold it.
- 21:30SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 21:31SPEAKER_02: And I'm just going to look at him and say, explain yourself.
- 21:35SPEAKER_01: I don't know what I'm explaining.
- 21:36SPEAKER_01: I'm handing a document over.
- 21:38SPEAKER_01: I was told this was for...
- 21:40SPEAKER_01: A Mrs. Gravery's and that it would only be handed to her and no one else would be injured.
- 21:44SPEAKER_02: Told by who?
- 21:47SPEAKER_01: A private client.
- 21:49SPEAKER_02: That's not good enough.
- 21:52SPEAKER_03: Is this private client part of the council?
- 21:58SPEAKER_01: One second.
- 21:59SPEAKER_02: If it was a council, they'd have one of their personal guys bring it.
- 22:02SPEAKER_03: Well, he said he was from the council.
- 22:07SPEAKER_02: There's no specifications on that document.
- 22:10SPEAKER_02: It's going to blow anyone else to bits.
- 22:17SPEAKER_03: Let's see what the answer to the question is.
- 22:20[music]
- 22:34SPEAKER_01: Counselor Maz sent us.
- 22:39SPEAKER_02: We didn't meet him, did we?
- 22:41SPEAKER_01: You did.
- 22:42SPEAKER_02: Did we?
- 22:42SPEAKER_01: Yes.
- 22:42SPEAKER_02: Which one was he?
- 22:45SPEAKER_01: He questioned you guys a lot.
- 22:47SPEAKER_02: Oh, so he was the dick.
- 22:50SPEAKER_03: Is he the one that Ellis shut down?
- 22:52SPEAKER_01: I believe so, yes.
- 22:58SPEAKER_02: Do you know what is gonna happen if you hand that paper to anybody else?
- 23:03SPEAKER_01: I was told that it would immolate them.
- 23:09SPEAKER_02: So you want to immolate my wife?
- 23:12SPEAKER_02: But he's touching it.
- 23:15SPEAKER_03: I was just thinking that.
- 23:20SPEAKER_02: There are no specifications on that document.
- 23:25SPEAKER_02: I do not trust it.
- 23:30SPEAKER_03: Well, you're already handling it.
- 23:31SPEAKER_03: So what if you just opened it and read it to us?
- 23:34SPEAKER_02: Yeah, do that.
- 23:39SPEAKER_02: That's a great idea, Kraotka.
- 23:43SPEAKER_02: Open it and read it.
- 23:46SPEAKER_01: You see his whole posture change.
- 23:50SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 23:51SPEAKER_01: From just this nice council person who's here delivering a thing
- 23:58SPEAKER_01: to just this sinister smirk
- 24:06SPEAKER_01: as he throws the document up into the air.
- 24:10[music]
- 24:21SPEAKER_02: Can I cast Command?
- 24:24SPEAKER_01: Sure.
- 24:25SPEAKER_01: On who?
- 24:25SPEAKER_02: Would catch?
- 24:27SPEAKER_02: Would catch work?
- 24:29SPEAKER_01: I mean, that's a single word.
- 24:31SPEAKER_01: To who?
- 24:33SPEAKER_02: The guy who just tossed it into the air.
- 24:36SPEAKER_01: What's the saving throw on that?
- 24:39SPEAKER_02: Wisdom 16.
- 24:40[music]
- 25:00SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 25:04SPEAKER_02: So in the air.
- 25:05SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 25:08SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 25:10SPEAKER_02: And he's fine.
- 25:14SPEAKER_02: So I'm assuming he failed.
- 25:19SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 25:21SPEAKER_03: Can't hear him.
- 25:24SPEAKER_02: What the fuck was that?
- 25:30SPEAKER_02: Why are you throwing it?
- 25:39SPEAKER_00: Alex, you sound super far away.
- 25:44SPEAKER_03: How about now?
- 25:45SPEAKER_03: There you go.
- 25:46SPEAKER_00: Better.
- 25:49SPEAKER_01: He jumped up and he caught in midair.
- 25:52SPEAKER_01: And he was like... You told me to catch it.
- 26:00SPEAKER_00: We already know you could touch it.
- 26:04SPEAKER_02: Why are we throwing it?
- 26:06SPEAKER_02: What is your end game here?
- 26:10SPEAKER_01: How to complete a job?
- 26:16SPEAKER_01: More like, what are we getting?
- 26:21SPEAKER_02: What's the job?
- 26:26SPEAKER_02: How many of us are you supposed to get rid of?
- 26:36SPEAKER_01: You see his two friends have walked up to just the sides of both of the windows.
- 26:52SPEAKER_01: You have made some very powerful people very angry with your questions and your investigations.
- 27:02SPEAKER_02: Listen, a lot of people pay me to do this.
- 27:07SPEAKER_01: Some of those people might be paying you to do this to make sure you don't come back
- 27:12SPEAKER_01: from one of the jobs.
- 27:14SPEAKER_02: Unfortunately, we're kind of like cockroaches.
- 27:27SPEAKER_02: Do I think he was lying about who the document's from?
- 27:35SPEAKER_01: You can make an insight check.
- 27:40SPEAKER_00: While that is happening, these folks who have approached my window, are they looking at me?
- 27:52SPEAKER_01: They're peeking in the window, but they're pressed against the wall.
- 27:55SPEAKER_01: So like they're not in front of the window, but they're keeping an eye on the window.
- 28:01SPEAKER_00: So I wouldn't be able to like dice their belts off, but we're not looking.
- 28:09SPEAKER_01: You'd have to break the window.
- 28:12SPEAKER_00: Still outside.
- 28:14SPEAKER_01: Haven't entered yet.
- 28:16SPEAKER_01: He was holding the paper in the threshold of the door.
- 28:19SPEAKER_02: So he was waiting to blow up the building.
- 28:23SPEAKER_02: Got it.
- 28:24SPEAKER_01: Your insight check was what?
- 28:26SPEAKER_01: Two eights!
- 28:27SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 28:30SPEAKER_02: Listen, that should be higher.
- 28:31SPEAKER_02: I got two infinity symbols.
- 28:34SPEAKER_03: Do I have permission to act on intuition?
- 28:42SPEAKER_01: Intuition?
- 28:43SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm asking the group.
- 28:46SPEAKER_02: I mean, yeah, probably.
- 28:47SPEAKER_02: It's fine.
- 28:50SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 28:51SPEAKER_03: I am going to attempt to grab him, pull him in, close the door, and grapple him.
- 29:00[music]
- 29:06SPEAKER_03: That's... Just because I don't like his guys being so close to our windows.
- 29:11SPEAKER_01: So...
- 29:14SPEAKER_01: Go ahead and... You want to grab him?
- 29:23SPEAKER_01: Pull him in and grapple him.
- 29:27SPEAKER_03: Close the door in between the grapple.
- 29:31[music]
- 29:37SPEAKER_01: So I'm gonna have you make...
- 29:38[music]
- 29:47SPEAKER_01: An unarmed strike attack roll.
- 29:57SPEAKER_03: 22.
- 30:02SPEAKER_01: That will hit, though you do successfully grab him.
- 30:07SPEAKER_01: Now, to pull him in, you're going to need to make an athletics check.
- 30:18SPEAKER_03: We're not in combat, right?
- 30:23SPEAKER_03: We're not in combat, right?
- 30:24SPEAKER_01: No combat.
- 30:25SPEAKER_01: This is just what Krakow's trying to do in this instance.
- 30:28SPEAKER_03: Can I see what he's doing?
- 30:31SPEAKER_01: You can, but it is happening very quickly.
- 30:36SPEAKER_03: What would you like
- 30:36SPEAKER_01: to try to do?
- 30:41SPEAKER_03: Would I be able to...
- 30:44SPEAKER_03: So it's bonus action to summon...
- 30:48SPEAKER_03: A shadow, right?
- 30:54SPEAKER_03: I believe it's a bonus action.
- 30:56SPEAKER_01: It should be, yeah.
- 31:02SPEAKER_01: Kroc, roll your athletics check while Kima is doing this.
- 31:07SPEAKER_03: Because I would want to summon a shadow beneath the guy that he's grappling in order
- 31:16SPEAKER_03: to kind of I don't know, you know, like, I guess, help Krakka maneuver him inside.
- 31:28SPEAKER_03: If that's possible.
- 31:33SPEAKER_01: So, in the 18, Krakka used the inspiration.
- 31:37[music]
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- 32:02SPEAKER_01: As you are having this thought, Wakim, Rakka's got him inside.
- 32:07SPEAKER_03: Okay, never mind then.
- 32:10SPEAKER_01: He rolled low.
- 32:18SPEAKER_03: Actually, Akeem, continue, you know, a little bit more intimidation would be nice.
- 32:26SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 32:26SPEAKER_01: Akeem, you could still summon a shadow in this moment.
- 32:29SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, no, absolutely.
- 32:30SPEAKER_03: Okay, so as Kroka grapples and then pulls him inside,
- 32:34SPEAKER_03: Akeem will snap his fingers,
- 32:36SPEAKER_03: and a shadow is going to manifest from the dude that he grappled.
- 32:43SPEAKER_03: He's going to manifest from his shadow up.
- 32:47SPEAKER_03: And kind of loom in front of him.
- 32:49SPEAKER_03: I'll use an object interaction to close the door.
- 32:55SPEAKER_03: And then
- 32:59SPEAKER_03: will have the Shadow
- 33:03SPEAKER_03: try and wrap his tendrils around him.
- 33:07SPEAKER_01: Well, right now you can have, you can summon the Shadow and close the door.
- 33:13SPEAKER_01: In this moment.
- 33:15SPEAKER_01: The tendril wrapping will happen in the next phase, which is Kraka grappling him.
- 33:20SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 33:21SPEAKER_01: So right now you have the strato summoned and looming and you have
- 33:25SPEAKER_01: the door closed right as Kraka gets him in here.
- 33:28SPEAKER_00: Can I do something?
- 33:33SPEAKER_00: Sure.
- 33:35SPEAKER_00: As soon as Kraka has him inside and performs the grapple,
- 33:41SPEAKER_00: Lala will dart out from behind the curtain And stab him into, stab into his shoe.
- 33:49SPEAKER_00: She's not aiming, but depending on my role, probably gestures whether she gets a toe or two.
- 33:54SPEAKER_00: But she's gonna stab his foot to the floor through the shoe.
- 33:59SPEAKER_01: Are you trying to do damage or just pin?
- 34:04SPEAKER_00: She's just trying to pin his foot to the floor and be scary.
- 34:07SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 34:13SPEAKER_01: So this is going to be a multi-pronged event.
- 34:20SPEAKER_00: Well, he should have brought more people with him.
- 34:26SPEAKER_01: So, Krakka, you have him in here.
- 34:29SPEAKER_01: You can roll another athletics check, which will be contested for the grapple.
- 34:36SPEAKER_01: While that is happening...
- 34:38SPEAKER_01: Joaquin, you can have your shadow begin wrapping his tendrils around this individual.
- 34:48SPEAKER_01: As a, like...
- 34:53SPEAKER_03: I'm really just trying to help Krakka.
- 34:56SPEAKER_01: Okay, Krakka,
- 34:56SPEAKER_01: you could have...
- 34:58SPEAKER_01: You'd get free advantage on that,
- 34:59SPEAKER_01: so that would have only been one inspiration that you'd burned instead of two.
- 35:07SPEAKER_01: Because he's, uh, the shadow's giving you help.
- 35:10SPEAKER_01: And then Lala, I'm gonna have you make an attack roll with Nosferatu, most likely.
- 35:26SPEAKER_00: Yikes.
- 35:26SPEAKER_00: Inspiration.
- 35:27SPEAKER_01: What was that?
- 35:30SPEAKER_01: Did you get your physical dice?
- 35:33SPEAKER_01: Oh, it just came through now, yeah.
- 35:35SPEAKER_00: Uh, twice.
- 35:37SPEAKER_00: This is why I roll physical dice.
- 35:41SPEAKER_00: I will spend a low.
- 35:43SPEAKER_00: Holy fuck.
- 35:45SPEAKER_00: There we go.
- 35:47SPEAKER_01: 27.
- 35:47SPEAKER_01: Well, that will definitely hit.
- 35:49SPEAKER_01: If you're not trying to do damage, I will say you go through his foot.
- 35:55SPEAKER_01: It's like, and he is definitely pinned to the floor.
- 36:03SPEAKER_01: However, in your head, you're fresh blood.
- 36:07SPEAKER_00: Don't kill him yet.
- 36:09SPEAKER_00: Later.
- 36:10SPEAKER_00: You have to ask him questions.
- 36:13SPEAKER_01: Oh, so I can drink him later.
- 36:16SPEAKER_01: I can turn him into a husk?
- 36:18SPEAKER_00: Yes, but later.
- 36:20SPEAKER_00: Just a little, little sippy sippy, but then you gotta wait.
- 36:28SPEAKER_01: What happens if I turn him into a husk now?
- 36:31SPEAKER_00: I will not feed you for a month.
- 36:38SPEAKER_01: Wait.
- 36:38SPEAKER_01: I won't wait long.
- 36:43SPEAKER_01: I'll wait.
- 36:44SPEAKER_00: Good job.
- 36:47SPEAKER_01: Akraka, you have him grappled.
- 36:51SPEAKER_01: The shadows help.
- 36:54SPEAKER_01: Lalas has his foot stabbed into the ground.
- 36:58SPEAKER_01: However, there is lots of banging on the door.
- 37:02SPEAKER_03: Tell your men to back off.
- 37:03[music]
- 37:09SPEAKER_01: Over my dead body.
- 37:13SPEAKER_00: Those are the stakes, yes.
- 37:16SPEAKER_03: Yakeem, do you mind?
- 37:17[music]
- 37:25SPEAKER_03: Yakeem smiles, uh, and then kind of narrows his eyes at the, uh,
- 37:31SPEAKER_03: at our victim.
- 37:33SPEAKER_03: Um, and I will...
- 37:37SPEAKER_03: Victim, not prisoner?
- 37:42SPEAKER_03: Remains be seen.
- 37:43SPEAKER_03: We're going to... Is that because of what
- 37:46SPEAKER_01: happened to your last prisoner?
- 37:49SPEAKER_03: Let's first, let's focus here.
- 37:52SPEAKER_03: Let's mine Sliver.
- 37:54SPEAKER_01: Okay, you're going to mine Sliver him.
- 37:57SPEAKER_01: Intelligence?
- 37:58SPEAKER_01: Intelligence.
- 38:02SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 38:07SPEAKER_01: What's the DC?
- 38:09SPEAKER_03: Night Z.
- 38:11SPEAKER_01: That is what he rolled on the d20.
- 38:16SPEAKER_03: Son of a bitch.
- 38:20SPEAKER_03: I can't inspiration that, can I?
- 38:24SPEAKER_01: No, I can't.
- 38:25SPEAKER_01: No, you can't use inspiration for that, but you could use a lock.
- 38:30SPEAKER_03: Yeah, do I have?
- 38:32SPEAKER_03: I think I do.
- 38:34SPEAKER_03: I kind of do.
- 38:36SPEAKER_03: Yeah, okay, let's do that.
- 38:40[music]
- 38:48SPEAKER_03: I used a lot.
- 38:50SPEAKER_01: He fails.
- 38:52SPEAKER_03: All right.
- 38:53SPEAKER_03: So first, do a little damage.
- 38:57SPEAKER_01: Psychic damage, right?
- 38:59SPEAKER_03: Yep.
- 39:00SPEAKER_03: So, like, Joaquin kind of be like, hey.
- 39:03SPEAKER_03: And that kind of pierces in his head a little bit.
- 39:07SPEAKER_03: And then he has to, what, subtract a D4?
- 39:10SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 39:10SPEAKER_03: D4 from the next save.
- 39:13SPEAKER_03: Then we'll do bonus action...
- 39:18SPEAKER_03: Uh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh,
- 39:21SPEAKER_03: buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh,
- 39:28SPEAKER_03: buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh,
- 39:34SPEAKER_03: buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh,
- 39:37SPEAKER_03: buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh,
- 39:42SPEAKER_01: buh, buh,
- 39:47SPEAKER_03: Wisdom save... 19.
- 39:51SPEAKER_01: With a minus d4.
- 39:52SPEAKER_01: With a minus d4.
- 39:53SPEAKER_03: Or use d4s, I have
- 40:02SPEAKER_01: to find one.
- 40:07SPEAKER_01: I don't know what number that is.
- 40:13SPEAKER_01: Rolled a one on the d4.
- 40:16SPEAKER_03: Oh.
- 40:17[music]
- 40:26SPEAKER_01: So he succeeds that one.
- 40:35SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna do it again.
- 40:42SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'll just cast Suggestion one more time.
- 40:45SPEAKER_03: It kind of looks a little frustrating that he tries it again.
- 40:49SPEAKER_01: No minus d4 on this one, though, correct?
- 40:52SPEAKER_03: Correct.
- 40:53[music]
- 41:01SPEAKER_01: Just barely succeeds, but he succeeds.
- 41:04SPEAKER_03: Wow!
- 41:05SPEAKER_03: What the fuck?
- 41:06SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 41:08SPEAKER_01: A Mind Sliver on that roll would have made him fail.
- 41:13SPEAKER_03: Joachim looks very frustrated.
- 41:15SPEAKER_03: We're gonna do it one more time.
- 41:19SPEAKER_01: Before you do the third one.
- 41:21SPEAKER_01: Before you do the third one.
- 41:23SPEAKER_01: Kraka.
- 41:24SPEAKER_01: Because you're still against the door.
- 41:26SPEAKER_01: So all of you see this, but Kraka's right against the door.
- 41:30SPEAKER_01: This bolt cracks through the door.
- 41:40SPEAKER_03: How exactly am I restraining him?
- 41:44SPEAKER_03: Am I just holding his arms back?
- 41:46SPEAKER_03: Do I have my...
- 41:47SPEAKER_01: However, you decided that you were going to restrain him,
- 41:49SPEAKER_01: but his foot's anchored to the floor and he's got a shadow wrapped around him.
- 41:54SPEAKER_03: How tall is he?
- 41:57SPEAKER_01: He's...
- 42:00SPEAKER_01: Actually, how tall, he's probably shorter than almost all of you.
- 42:07SPEAKER_01: How tall is Lala?
- 42:08SPEAKER_01: Lala is 5'1".
- 42:09SPEAKER_01: Good, because you're the other real short character.
- 42:17SPEAKER_03: So can I... 4'8".
- 42:20SPEAKER_01: So yeah, he's maybe a couple inches shorter than you, Kroken.
- 42:28SPEAKER_03: Can I switch the grapple to a chokehold?
- 42:34SPEAKER_01: I mean, that's a form of grapple, so yeah.
- 42:37SPEAKER_03: So like, and then I'll tighten around his neck and ask him, what was that?
- 42:43SPEAKER_03: And, you know, have your guys back off.
- 42:49SPEAKER_01: So, Joaquim, go ahead and are you doing suggestion one more time?
- 42:57SPEAKER_03: Uh, yeah, sure, we'll do the combo one more time.
- 43:00SPEAKER_03: So, uh, Mind Sliver as an action.
- 43:03SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 43:05SPEAKER_01: So we're gonna Mind Sliver, so that would be your Intelligence of 19?
- 43:09SPEAKER_03: Yeah, sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
- 43:13SPEAKER_01: That's fine, Intelligence of 19.
- 43:23SPEAKER_01: He will fail that one, so he will take That damage.
- 43:30SPEAKER_03: And then do another, suspend another Font of Magic.
- 43:39SPEAKER_03: And yes, bonus action suggestion.
- 43:44SPEAKER_01: So that would be your Wisdom 19?
- 43:46SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 43:49SPEAKER_01: He doesn't need the minus d4, he fails.
- 43:52SPEAKER_01: Sweet.
- 43:54SPEAKER_01: So he rolled a 10 total.
- 43:57SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 43:58SPEAKER_03: Joaquin smiles and then looks at Kraka and kind of gives a little nod and says,
- 44:11SPEAKER_03: he looks at this guy and says,
- 44:12SPEAKER_03: from now on, you're going to answer all of our questions truthfully.
- 44:23SPEAKER_03: His men.
- 44:31SPEAKER_03: And then he just kind of looks at Croc and says, yeah, go ahead.
- 44:34[music]
- 44:45SPEAKER_03: Tell your guys to back off and I'll release my hold so you can talk.
- 44:53SPEAKER_01: He just starts laughing.
- 44:54[music]
- 45:00SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 45:02SPEAKER_01: He is still holding the paper that has emulation on it.
- 45:08SPEAKER_03: Who do you work for?
- 45:09[music]
- 45:15SPEAKER_01: No one knows his real name.
- 45:23So how do you contact him?
- 45:27SPEAKER_01: He contacts us.
- 45:29SPEAKER_01: Is it a he?
- 45:31SPEAKER_01: Might be an It.
- 45:32SPEAKER_01: We're not really sure.
- 45:34SPEAKER_00: Does It have a street name?
- 45:40SPEAKER_01: It is much larger than a street or a city or even a continent.
- 45:49SPEAKER_00: Jesus Christ, we're writing poetry here.
- 45:51SPEAKER_00: I mean, what do you call it?
- 45:58SPEAKER_03: How deep are the roots of this
- 46:03SPEAKER_01: Corporation you work for, let's just say.
- 46:07SPEAKER_01: Oh, one question at a time here.
- 46:09SPEAKER_01: I'm only one guy.
- 46:13SPEAKER_01: What do we call it?
- 46:18SPEAKER_01: The only way we know how to refer to it is the cloaked figure.
- 46:29SPEAKER_01: Do we work for?
- 46:33SPEAKER_01: We work for the ones that fight for freedom.
- 46:40SPEAKER_01: Go ahead, Lala.
- 46:43SPEAKER_00: That makes her think of the person from their dream.
- 46:49SPEAKER_00: I don't remember if we have a drawing.
- 46:53SPEAKER_01: You have a minor illusion that Wakim and Ynor have been able to do,
- 46:57SPEAKER_01: but you don't have a drawing now.
- 47:03SPEAKER_00: Yeah, uh, okay.
- 47:05SPEAKER_00: You know, do you know the, uh, the guy from the dream?
- 47:12SPEAKER_00: Can you show him?
- 47:16SPEAKER_02: Can I minor illusion him?
- 47:18SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 47:19SPEAKER_02: I do so.
- 47:20SPEAKER_01: Okay, he just, I mean, he's looking at it.
- 47:25SPEAKER_01: He doesn't really have much of a choice.
- 47:35SPEAKER_01: Is there a question associated with this image or are we just making pictures now?
- 47:40SPEAKER_00: Familiar?
- 47:41SPEAKER_00: This the guy?
- 47:42SPEAKER_01: I mean, that's just a disembodied floating head with a cloak over it.
- 47:48SPEAKER_01: That could be my Uncle Sam.
- 47:51SPEAKER_01: That could be Aunt Marge.
- 47:56SPEAKER_01: I know I'm not getting out of here.
- 47:59SPEAKER_01: You guys have a reputation.
- 48:04SPEAKER_01: Last guy who didn't cooperate, you cut off his hands and feet.
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- 48:37SPEAKER_01: All right, it's time to get back into the adventure.
- 48:44SPEAKER_02: And he's alive.
- 48:46SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't know why you kept him alive.
- 48:48SPEAKER_01: I'm here with a bomb and you're going to keep me alive?
- 48:50SPEAKER_01: Yeah, okay.
- 48:52SPEAKER_03: Joaquin just gives the dirtiest looks to Yenor about when he mentions
- 49:02SPEAKER_03: the former individual.
- 49:06SPEAKER_02: We can give mercy where mercy is due.
- 49:17SPEAKER_01: Mercy has already been given by the cloaked one.
- 49:22SPEAKER_02: Then mercy shall be taken away.
- 49:27SPEAKER_01: And I will become one with him.
- 49:31SPEAKER_01: It?
- 49:32SPEAKER_01: I don't really know.
- 49:34SPEAKER_00: Oh god, it's a cult.
- 49:36SPEAKER_02: How did we get involved with a cult?
- 49:38SPEAKER_02: Do I know anything that would vibe with that?
- 49:43SPEAKER_02: Like when you die, you become absorbed into it.
- 49:47SPEAKER_01: Does that ring a bell
- 49:48SPEAKER_02: for any creatures?
- 49:49SPEAKER_01: You try thinking about it.
- 49:51SPEAKER_01: And you get this piercing headache.
- 49:53SPEAKER_01: So please make a constitution saving throw.
- 50:00SPEAKER_01: Yeah, kind of like that.
- 50:04SPEAKER_03: Is that what they have you believe?
- 50:05SPEAKER_03: Once you die, you become one with them?
- 50:11SPEAKER_02: Inspiration.
- 50:14SPEAKER_02: What the f- Hold on.
- 50:22SPEAKER_02: I have no more inspiration points.
- 50:23SPEAKER_02: I have hero points, though.
- 50:25[music]
- 50:30SPEAKER_02: Back at the original 12.
- 50:31[music]
- 50:44SPEAKER_01: You take 18 points of psychic damage.
- 50:46SPEAKER_01: I'm going to think of an entity that fits that description.
- 50:51SPEAKER_02: Is that thing still in my head?
- 50:53SPEAKER_02: You say 18.
- 50:54SPEAKER_01: 18.
- 51:00SPEAKER_01: Oh, have you been having the visions too?
- 51:06SPEAKER_02: What do you know of the visions?
- 51:11SPEAKER_01: I know that they bring you to prosperity.
- 51:15SPEAKER_01: If you reject them, they will bring you to ruins.
- 51:21SPEAKER_02: How do I get there?
- 51:23SPEAKER_01: To where?
- 51:24SPEAKER_02: Prosperity.
- 51:26SPEAKER_01: Following the visions.
- 51:28SPEAKER_02: And how do I do that?
- 51:30SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
- 51:30SPEAKER_01: I don't know what the fuck your visions are.
- 51:32SPEAKER_01: Everyone's visions are different.
- 51:35[music]
- 51:45SPEAKER_01: Alala, are you still looking out the window or are you more focused on the inside?
- 51:54SPEAKER_00: She's not actually looking inside at all, really.
- 51:58SPEAKER_00: She darted out, stabbed the foot, and skittered back behind the curtain.
- 52:03SPEAKER_00: And she's still looking outside, just kind of listening and commenting.
- 52:08SPEAKER_01: All the individuals that were pretending to do stuff on the street have now somehow pulled a...
- 52:19SPEAKER_01: Giant ram that's used to break down doors out of an alley and are moving towards
- 52:27SPEAKER_01: the front door of your guild hall.
- 52:33SPEAKER_01: Very strange, there's no one else on the street.
- 52:37SPEAKER_00: We have trouble.
- 52:40SPEAKER_03: What?
- 52:42SPEAKER_00: They got a battering ram.
- 52:45SPEAKER_00: The citizens?
- 52:46SPEAKER_00: Just a bunch of fuckwats.
- 52:48SPEAKER_00: There's just nobodies on the streets.
- 52:53SPEAKER_03: You do know that if your men ram this door, you are going to get seriously hurt along with me.
- 53:03SPEAKER_03: I know you don't care about me, but at least yourself?
- 53:08SPEAKER_00: I don't think they care.
- 53:12SPEAKER_01: Does he care?
- 53:17SPEAKER_01: If I shall die, so be it.
- 53:19[music]
- 53:25SPEAKER_00: Do we have any oil?
- 53:34SPEAKER_01: What kind of oil?
- 53:39SPEAKER_01: We're gonna make pasta?
- 53:44SPEAKER_00: That's a choice for pasta topping, but no!
- 53:47SPEAKER_00: If we pour it out under the door, they will all slip and not be able to batter.
- 53:52SPEAKER_00: Ha!
- 53:56SPEAKER_00: Oil, batter, hilarious.
- 54:02SPEAKER_01: But the door's sealed at the bottom.
- 54:05SPEAKER_01: I think we'll just pour oil in here.
- 54:09SPEAKER_00: We can creak it out a little.
- 54:11SPEAKER_00: Battering rams need, you know, force.
- 54:14SPEAKER_00: They back up and then come forward.
- 54:16[music]
- 54:29SPEAKER_01: In your head, you hear, can I turn him to a husk now?
- 54:37SPEAKER_00: No.
- 54:38SPEAKER_00: Maybe.
- 54:39SPEAKER_00: You know, are you done with him?
- 54:51SPEAKER_02: Is he giving off any weird vibes or anything?
- 54:54SPEAKER_01: He's giving off a lot of weird vibes.
- 54:56SPEAKER_02: He's a cultic.
- 54:57SPEAKER_02: What?
- 54:58SPEAKER_02: He is a cultist.
- 55:01SPEAKER_02: Can I try to gain what information I can by observing?
- 55:08SPEAKER_01: Observing what he's grappled and stabbed in the foot.
- 55:13SPEAKER_02: If he's struggling or not, where his eyes are looking.
- 55:16SPEAKER_01: He's just looking off into the distance.
- 55:20SPEAKER_01: He hasn't looked at anyone in the eye since he got grappled.
- 55:24SPEAKER_01: His arm's still just holding this paper out.
- 55:28SPEAKER_01: He's not struggling.
- 55:33SPEAKER_01: He hadn't even said anything about being stabbed in the foot except
- 55:35SPEAKER_01: that initial exclamation of pain.
- 55:39SPEAKER_02: Can I cast Detect Thoughts?
- 55:41SPEAKER_01: You can.
- 55:43SPEAKER_02: I do so.
- 55:46SPEAKER_01: Lala, in your head, can I take a little sip of him?
- 55:50SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 55:52SPEAKER_00: Like I said, sippy sippy, just, you know, chill out.
- 55:58SPEAKER_00: Any weird vibes in your blood tasting?
- 56:04SPEAKER_01: I want you to know the slurping noises aren't necessary.
- 56:07SPEAKER_01: I just like making them while I eat.
- 56:09SPEAKER_01: Yeah,
- 56:10SPEAKER_00: I know.
- 56:10SPEAKER_00: You're a freaking weirdo.
- 56:13SPEAKER_00: You know what else is really slippery blood if I kill just one of those people with the ram?
- 56:19SPEAKER_00: She's muttering to herself by the window.
- 56:22SPEAKER_01: And I turn that person into a husk, too.
- 56:25SPEAKER_01: Which person?
- 56:27SPEAKER_01: The person you kill with the ram.
- 56:30SPEAKER_00: No, I need their blood.
- 56:30SPEAKER_01: Also, can I drink the ram's blood?
- 56:32SPEAKER_01: Since when did we get a pet ram?
- 56:36SPEAKER_00: I need the blood to lubricate the streets.
- 56:39SPEAKER_01: After that.
- 56:42SPEAKER_00: I'm not letting you lick the street.
- 56:43SPEAKER_00: Stop it.
- 56:44SPEAKER_01: I mean, if there's no blood, there's no evidence.
- 56:49SPEAKER_00: No.
- 56:52SPEAKER_01: You thought about it for a second.
- 56:55SPEAKER_00: I did, but there's other people out there.
- 56:56SPEAKER_00: They're going to see you.
- 57:02SPEAKER_01: Weird vibes?
- 57:05SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he tastes like ass.
- 57:09SPEAKER_00: That's not helpful.
- 57:13SPEAKER_01: Let me elaborate.
- 57:14SPEAKER_01: There are only a few entities that I've tasted in my lifetime that tasted like ass.
- 57:23SPEAKER_01: Most people taste okay.
- 57:25SPEAKER_01: Deities taste great.
- 57:31SPEAKER_00: And ass tastes are cultists?
- 57:39SPEAKER_01: From the void.
- 57:42SPEAKER_00: It's a void person.
- 57:46SPEAKER_00: Where?
- 57:47SPEAKER_00: Where is the void?
- 57:52SPEAKER_01: Your prisoner is talking.
- 57:53SPEAKER_01: The void is everywhere.
- 57:55SPEAKER_01: It's in everything and everyone.
- 57:58SPEAKER_00: Oh, you shut up.
- 57:58SPEAKER_00: You're providing useless information.
- 58:01SPEAKER_01: You asked a question and I had to answer.
- 58:04SPEAKER_01: Blame your friend there.
- 58:08SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
- 58:09SPEAKER_01: He said I had to answer your questions with truth.
- 58:14SPEAKER_02: When he was talking about that, is he thinking anything weird?
- 58:18SPEAKER_01: He is thinking...
- 58:20SPEAKER_01: I will return...
- 58:22SPEAKER_01: To the Promised Land.
- 58:25SPEAKER_00: How about this?
- 58:26SPEAKER_01: A creator will be so pleased.
- 58:28SPEAKER_00: How'd you get wrapped up in being a weirdo cultist?
- 58:36SPEAKER_01: You see, and he goes into this really long monologue.
- 58:42SPEAKER_01: Like, three minutes,
- 58:45SPEAKER_01: four minutes of monologuing while this battering ram is being slowly driven up
- 58:49SPEAKER_01: to your door.
- 58:50SPEAKER_01: Just...
- 58:51SPEAKER_01: His whole life story.
- 58:54SPEAKER_01: He was this rich kid.
- 58:56SPEAKER_01: He had a great life.
- 58:57SPEAKER_01: He went to a great school.
- 58:58SPEAKER_01: He was going to inherit his family's business.
- 59:00SPEAKER_01: And then one day everything burned down and his father committed insurance fraud.
- 59:05SPEAKER_01: And then there were some bad deals with some people.
- 59:09SPEAKER_01: And then eventually his father started losing limbs because he wouldn't pay these people back.
- 59:13SPEAKER_01: And then his mother got sold because his father still owed people some money.
- 59:20SPEAKER_01: And then he made a deal with the devil to go and try and rescue his mother,
- 59:24SPEAKER_01: but by that point they had killed his mother because she wasn't listening to any
- 59:28SPEAKER_01: of them.
- 59:29SPEAKER_01: So then he killed all of them and he summoned a blood god who gave him powers.
- 59:35SPEAKER_00: I mean, good job, Mom.
- 59:39SPEAKER_03: That escalated very quickly.
- 59:41SPEAKER_01: And then the Blood God told him that he owed him so that he's been working for
- 59:44SPEAKER_01: the Blood God,
- 59:45SPEAKER_01: but he's not sure if the Blood God's a Blood God because he doesn't actually ask him
- 59:49SPEAKER_01: to get any blood.
- 59:52SPEAKER_01: And he continues on with the story about how he's recruited all these cultists
- 59:56SPEAKER_01: from every city,
- 59:57SPEAKER_01: and he's traveled everywhere,
- 59:59SPEAKER_01: and he's infiltrated all these governments,
- 1:00:01SPEAKER_01: and he's even got some government people on his payroll.
- 1:00:04SPEAKER_00: Clearly.
- 1:00:06SPEAKER_03: But, throughout the monologue,
- 1:00:10SPEAKER_01: Throughout the monologue,
- 1:00:12SPEAKER_01: he brings up something that not a lot of people talk about.
- 1:00:16SPEAKER_01: The Island of Ryuga.
- 1:00:24SPEAKER_00: Interest.
- 1:00:28SPEAKER_01: He said there was a time when him and a small group
- 1:00:32SPEAKER_01: of fellow believers were going up to the island to see if they could Get into
- 1:00:38SPEAKER_01: the restricted area.
- 1:00:41SPEAKER_01: They did.
- 1:00:41SPEAKER_01: They were successful with the help of this quote-unquote blood god.
- 1:00:45SPEAKER_01: You're not entirely sure if he even knows what he's talking about when he says blood god.
- 1:00:52SPEAKER_00: The island of Ryuga, like, area 51?
- 1:00:57SPEAKER_00: Not normally let people in?
- 1:00:58SPEAKER_00: So,
- 1:01:02SPEAKER_01: he gets him and starts talking about all these strange creatures on the island.
- 1:01:08SPEAKER_01: And how they said the island was uninhabited and it was dangerous because you could die.
- 1:01:15SPEAKER_01: But then there's like all these feelings that you get when you're on the island.
- 1:01:20SPEAKER_01: Like there's something more than just yourself.
- 1:01:23SPEAKER_01: And he goes into another monologue about how that made him feel
- 1:01:26SPEAKER_01: and how he started remembering his mother and why he did all this in
- 1:01:30SPEAKER_01: the first place.
- 1:01:33SPEAKER_01: And then he talks about a beautiful temple.
- 1:01:39SPEAKER_01: And
- 1:01:40[music]
- 1:01:49SPEAKER_01: that's where he says he met the hooded figure.
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- 1:02:07SPEAKER_00: I am not listening to this.
- 1:02:09SPEAKER_00: I'm either finding some oil or blood.
- 1:02:16SPEAKER_01: Go ahead.
- 1:02:17SPEAKER_02: Can I try to probe deeper while he's talking?
- 1:02:20SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so your detect thoughts throughout this whole conversation.
- 1:02:24SPEAKER_01: Go ahead and probe deeper.
- 1:02:26SPEAKER_01: He has to make what?
- 1:02:27SPEAKER_01: A wisdom save.
- 1:02:33SPEAKER_01: He fails, because that's a three.
- 1:02:35SPEAKER_02: Ha ha ha.
- 1:02:36SPEAKER_01: Even with a modifier, he fails.
- 1:02:44SPEAKER_01: So you probe deeper into his thoughts and you get images of this hooded figure
- 1:02:48SPEAKER_01: and you get the images of this grandiose palace.
- 1:02:54SPEAKER_01: Island of Ryugo is barren.
- 1:02:57SPEAKER_01: There's no way that life would be able to be sustained on the island
- 1:03:01SPEAKER_01: from what you are seeing in his thoughts.
- 1:03:04SPEAKER_01: But you do see these weird amalgamations of creatures that look like they're thriving.
- 1:03:12SPEAKER_02: Interesting.
- 1:03:14SPEAKER_01: And every so often, you see this just spark just in the sky.
- 1:03:24SPEAKER_02: Do I know where the island is on the map?
- 1:03:27SPEAKER_01: You know, it's rough location.
- 1:03:29SPEAKER_01: It's on the northeast side of the continent that you're currently on outside of
- 1:03:36SPEAKER_01: the Litvaultian Confederacy.
- 1:03:40SPEAKER_02: What would I?
- 1:03:41SPEAKER_02: Would I know the weather patterns?
- 1:03:44SPEAKER_01: There?
- 1:03:44SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:03:45SPEAKER_01: It's like any other island, maybe less tropical and more cold.
- 1:03:53SPEAKER_01: Because it's very north.
- 1:03:55SPEAKER_01: But not like blizzards, not frozen.
- 1:03:59SPEAKER_02: And it's supposed to be barren.
- 1:04:02SPEAKER_01: It is barren from what you can see.
- 1:04:04SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:04:04SPEAKER_01: But there's life.
- 1:04:06SPEAKER_01: Like creatures.
- 1:04:09SPEAKER_02: Would it make sense for an island in that geographical location to be barren?
- 1:04:18SPEAKER_01: Intelligence check.
- 1:04:20SPEAKER_01: Unless you're asking a rhetorical question.
- 1:04:24SPEAKER_02: I mean, I'll make the intelligence check.
- 1:04:26SPEAKER_02: I gotta find where intelligence is.
- 1:04:29SPEAKER_02: It's just up here, right?
- 1:04:31SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 1:04:32SPEAKER_01: Because it's just basic.
- 1:04:34SPEAKER_01: Just a basic check.
- 1:04:38SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna hero point it.
- 1:04:45SPEAKER_02: 19.
- 1:04:47SPEAKER_01: Based on what you know,
- 1:04:49SPEAKER_01: and all the travels you've gone on,
- 1:04:51SPEAKER_01: An island like that, while it wouldn't be tropical, it shouldn't be barren.
- 1:04:54SPEAKER_01: It should have like a cold forest feel.
- 1:04:59SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:05:01SPEAKER_01: With some cold, sandy, rocky shores.
- 1:05:03SPEAKER_01: Not necessarily easy to get to.
- 1:05:06SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:05:07SPEAKER_02: That's weird.
- 1:05:08SPEAKER_01: But it's far from frozen tundra.
- 1:05:11SPEAKER_01: It would be a cold forest.
- 1:05:15SPEAKER_01: There's not even a sign of dead trees.
- 1:05:18SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so there's no dead trees.
- 1:05:20SPEAKER_02: It's just what's the ground look like?
- 1:05:24SPEAKER_01: Nothing.
- 1:05:26SPEAKER_02: What do you mean nothing?
- 1:05:30SPEAKER_01: The ground isn't in his memory.
- 1:05:33SPEAKER_02: He has no memory of the ground.
- 1:05:36SPEAKER_01: Nope.
- 1:05:45SPEAKER_02: Does this feel like a real memory?
- 1:05:50SPEAKER_01: I'm going to say make an insight check on your deep dive detect thoughts for a memory.
- 1:05:57SPEAKER_02: Insight check, you said?
- 1:05:58SPEAKER_01: Yes.
- 1:06:02SPEAKER_02: 24.
- 1:06:04SPEAKER_01: Yes.
- 1:06:05SPEAKER_02: So this is a real memory.
- 1:06:06SPEAKER_01: Yes.
- 1:06:09SPEAKER_02: He does not remember the ground.
- 1:06:14SPEAKER_01: There is no ground in his memory.
- 1:06:19SPEAKER_02: Not even like.
- 1:06:22SPEAKER_02: Am I seeing, like, from his eyes?
- 1:06:25SPEAKER_01: Yes.
- 1:06:27SPEAKER_02: He, there's no ground for him to see.
- 1:06:30SPEAKER_01: He sees these creatures,
- 1:06:31SPEAKER_01: and a barren wasteland,
- 1:06:32SPEAKER_01: and there's no ground, and then this temple, and
- 1:06:36SPEAKER_01: then the wooden figure.
- 1:06:38SPEAKER_00: The distance.
- 1:06:41SPEAKER_00: Is he floating?
- 1:06:42SPEAKER_00: Does the horizon end at his feet?
- 1:06:48SPEAKER_01: There is no horizon line.
- 1:06:50SPEAKER_02: No horizon.
- 1:06:57SPEAKER_02: Is he floating?
- 1:07:00SPEAKER_01: No, he is, like, walking.
- 1:07:04SPEAKER_02: Walking.
- 1:07:05SPEAKER_02: Is he on the back of a creature?
- 1:07:07SPEAKER_01: Nope.
- 1:07:07SPEAKER_02: No.
- 1:07:10SPEAKER_01: Not that you can see.
- 1:07:12SPEAKER_02: What do I see?
- 1:07:15SPEAKER_02: If I look down...
- 1:07:17SPEAKER_01: Another memory hits.
- 1:07:18SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 1:07:20SPEAKER_01: This is another trip to this location.
- 1:07:24SPEAKER_01: This is more direct.
- 1:07:26SPEAKER_01: It's less about exploring and more about getting to the temple.
- 1:07:29SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:07:33SPEAKER_01: You see
- 1:07:35SPEAKER_01: this
- 1:07:38SPEAKER_01: figure, very tall,
- 1:07:43SPEAKER_01: with a hood up.
- 1:07:44SPEAKER_01: Looks real familiar.
- 1:07:47SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:07:48SPEAKER_01: Takes the hood down.
- 1:07:49SPEAKER_02: Yep.
- 1:07:53SPEAKER_01: My friend, welcome back.
- 1:07:55SPEAKER_01: What sacrifices have you brought me today?
- 1:08:01SPEAKER_02: Who does it look like?
- 1:08:04SPEAKER_01: So this individual does not look like anyone that you would recognize with the hood down.
- 1:08:10SPEAKER_02: But he gives real familiar vibes
- 1:08:13SPEAKER_01: with the hood up.
- 1:08:14SPEAKER_02: Yes, like like dream guy, guy who has Belfast.
- 1:08:23SPEAKER_01: You only left a note for that one.
- 1:08:24SPEAKER_01: You don't know if that's the guy that has Belfast.
- 1:08:26SPEAKER_02: He highly alluded to it.
- 1:08:37SPEAKER_01: So...
- 1:08:40[music]
- 1:08:48SPEAKER_00: Hm?
- 1:08:53SPEAKER_01: He looks
- 1:08:56SPEAKER_01: very
- 1:09:07SPEAKER_01: beautiful,
- 1:09:10SPEAKER_01: but chaotic.
- 1:09:13SPEAKER_02: What does that mean?
- 1:09:15SPEAKER_01: So like.
- 1:09:16SPEAKER_01: He's got the crazy smile when he's talking.
- 1:09:21SPEAKER_01: His expressions change very quickly.
- 1:09:24SPEAKER_01: He's got twitching.
- 1:09:25SPEAKER_01: Like his eyes are twitching.
- 1:09:27SPEAKER_01: Every so often you get a glimpse of
- 1:09:31SPEAKER_01: like these broken wings behind him.
- 1:09:38SPEAKER_01: Every so often you get a glimpse like when he's moving his arms
- 1:09:42SPEAKER_01: that there's like other arms moving as well.
- 1:09:46SPEAKER_02: Can I try to focus on those?
- 1:09:54SPEAKER_01: I would say you can.
- 1:09:54SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 1:09:58SPEAKER_01: It is very difficult.
- 1:09:59SPEAKER_02: Yes.
- 1:10:00SPEAKER_01: Make a perception check.
- 1:10:09SPEAKER_02: 26.
- 1:10:13SPEAKER_01: You try focusing on the fading parts of him.
- 1:10:16SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:10:20[music]
- 1:10:31SPEAKER_01: has like these four broken wings
- 1:10:37SPEAKER_01: on his back.
- 1:10:37SPEAKER_02: What kind of like fairy wings and really
- 1:10:40SPEAKER_01: hard to tell, but they're long and big.
- 1:10:43SPEAKER_02: Do they look feathered or scaled?
- 1:10:46SPEAKER_01: There's not enough material left on the wings to tell.
- 1:10:49SPEAKER_02: So it's just like...
- 1:10:51SPEAKER_01: The skeletal outline.
- 1:10:53SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 1:10:55SPEAKER_01: Four arms.
- 1:10:57SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:11:02SPEAKER_01: And like, three faces.
- 1:11:05SPEAKER_02: What are the faces?
- 1:11:06SPEAKER_02: Are they also beautiful?
- 1:11:08SPEAKER_01: Blurred.
- 1:11:09SPEAKER_02: Blurred.
- 1:11:11SPEAKER_01: They keep switching back and forth between three different faces.
- 1:11:15SPEAKER_01: And they're moving so fast, you can't tell what is happening.
- 1:11:19SPEAKER_02: So I can't make out like if one's like a snout or if one...
- 1:11:23SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 1:11:24SPEAKER_01: They're all humanoid in nature.
- 1:11:26SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 1:11:27SPEAKER_01: You can make that much out.
- 1:11:30SPEAKER_01: Like his head and facial structure isn't changing, but the face itself.
- 1:11:36SPEAKER_02: Would I know of a creature that looks like that?
- 1:11:39[music]
- 1:12:02SPEAKER_01: You see these two golden eyes start peering into your mind.
- 1:12:09SPEAKER_01: I told you to leave it alone.
- 1:12:13SPEAKER_02: Hello, my friend.
- 1:12:15SPEAKER_01: We have not established that we're friends.
- 1:12:19SPEAKER_01: You haven't figured out who I am yet.
- 1:12:21SPEAKER_02: We could be friends.
- 1:12:23SPEAKER_02: And I would have left you alone.
- 1:12:25SPEAKER_02: But somebody sent this man with a bomb to my home.
- 1:12:28SPEAKER_01: Leave it alone.
- 1:12:30SPEAKER_01: Not me.
- 1:12:32SPEAKER_02: It could have left it alone, but they sent a bomb to my wife.
- 1:12:37SPEAKER_01: I'm trying to protect you.
- 1:12:39SPEAKER_02: And I'm trying to protect her.
- 1:12:42SPEAKER_01: If you open this can of worms, you can't go back.
- 1:12:47SPEAKER_02: What is it?
- 1:12:47SPEAKER_02: I'm
- 1:12:53SPEAKER_01: warning you one last time.
- 1:12:55SPEAKER_01: If you open this can of worms, there will be no returning.
- 1:13:00SPEAKER_02: You want to protect us.
- 1:13:02SPEAKER_02: That means you want to be friends.
- 1:13:04SPEAKER_02: Friends help each other.
- 1:13:06SPEAKER_02: What is it?
- 1:13:09SPEAKER_01: That would be opening the can of worms.
- 1:13:11SPEAKER_02: I'm well aware.
- 1:13:13SPEAKER_01: I am handling it.
- 1:13:15SPEAKER_02: Are you?
- 1:13:16SPEAKER_02: It sent a bomb to my wife.
- 1:13:19SPEAKER_02: It would have caught me in the crossfire.
- 1:13:22SPEAKER_02: That is a level nine.
- 1:13:25SPEAKER_01: Yes.
- 1:13:26SPEAKER_01: I'm still working on locating it.
- 1:13:31SPEAKER_02: It is on an island where the northeast appeared.
- 1:13:34SPEAKER_01: It is not there.
- 1:13:36SPEAKER_02: It was.
- 1:13:39SPEAKER_02: What are you?
- 1:13:43SPEAKER_01: So you see,
- 1:13:46SPEAKER_01: out of the shadows,
- 1:13:47SPEAKER_01: this is the first time,
- 1:13:49SPEAKER_01: because all of you,
- 1:13:50SPEAKER_01: even though none of you know what's going on in Yenor's head right now,
- 1:13:55SPEAKER_01: All of you have seen the golden eyes at some point in your various void or.
- 1:14:03SPEAKER_01: You're playing our vision adventures.
- 1:14:08SPEAKER_01: For the first time, just this faint light shines down and its face comes into view.
- 1:14:14SPEAKER_01: Its head is this massive.
- 1:14:18SPEAKER_01: Serpentine head.
- 1:14:22SPEAKER_01: Two golden eyes and then.
- 1:14:25SPEAKER_01: A row of eyes on each side open up.
- 1:14:28SPEAKER_02: How many eyes?
- 1:14:31SPEAKER_01: On each side, going back from the front two.
- 1:14:35SPEAKER_02: Four on each, so five eyes on each side?
- 1:14:38SPEAKER_02: Yes.
- 1:14:39SPEAKER_02: So ten eyes?
- 1:14:41SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 1:14:43SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 1:14:44[music]
- 1:14:52SPEAKER_01: And then his eyes glow.
- 1:14:54SPEAKER_01: And you see this picture in your head.
- 1:15:03SPEAKER_01: This extremely charismatic,
- 1:15:07SPEAKER_01: beautiful looking eight winged humanoid, not male, not female, just humanoid.
- 1:15:15SPEAKER_01: With four arms.
- 1:15:20SPEAKER_02: Is that you or him?
- 1:15:22SPEAKER_01: That's me.
- 1:15:25SPEAKER_02: And he's one of you, or something like you?
- 1:15:28SPEAKER_01: He's a mistake that was forgotten.
- 1:15:32SPEAKER_02: Barely not forgotten well enough.
- 1:15:43SPEAKER_01: Figure out who I am, and you'll figure out who he is.
- 1:15:47SPEAKER_02: Why are you in my head?
- 1:15:52SPEAKER_01: And then you're shunted out of your detect thoughts as well.
- 1:15:57SPEAKER_02: He's always doing that.
- 1:15:58SPEAKER_02: That's so fucking rude.
- 1:16:00SPEAKER_01: No headache this time.
- 1:16:02SPEAKER_02: No headache.
- 1:16:03SPEAKER_01: And you still remember everything.
- 1:16:05SPEAKER_01: Yes.
- 1:16:06SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 1:16:11SPEAKER_01: All of you in this space,
- 1:16:14SPEAKER_01: so not necessarily in your head,
- 1:16:15SPEAKER_01: just this ethereal voice says, the can of worms has been opened.
- 1:16:22SPEAKER_01: Good luck.
- 1:16:23[music]
- 1:16:33SPEAKER_00: And cans of worms get opened, we go fishing.
- 1:16:37SPEAKER_02: Can I relay to them what just happened?
- 1:16:40SPEAKER_00: Yep.
- 1:16:40SPEAKER_02: I do so.
- 1:16:49SPEAKER_02: Can I minor illusion?
- 1:16:51SPEAKER_02: Two things at once or no?
- 1:16:53SPEAKER_01: No.
- 1:16:54SPEAKER_02: No?
- 1:16:54SPEAKER_01: You can do one at a time.
- 1:16:56SPEAKER_02: A minor illusion, the golden one first.
- 1:17:03SPEAKER_01: Which one?
- 1:17:04SPEAKER_02: The golden one, the whole one that was in my head.
- 1:17:07SPEAKER_01: Okay, so the face or the serpentine face or the humanoid?
- 1:17:12SPEAKER_02: The humanoid with the wings and the arms.
- 1:17:15SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 1:17:16SPEAKER_02: And so does anyone recognize this species?
- 1:17:33SPEAKER_03: Does it look like anything I've seen before and what I've done some Witch Boy stuff?
- 1:17:41SPEAKER_01: This is going to be a really, really difficult check.
- 1:17:48SPEAKER_01: But whoever would like to, I'm not going to limit it to two.
- 1:17:51SPEAKER_01: Besides, Yenor's already done, so not Yenor, but anyone else can make a history check.
- 1:17:59SPEAKER_03: See, I'm no good at history.
- 1:18:01SPEAKER_03: That's the thing.
- 1:18:08SPEAKER_03: It's kind of like... Jesus, Crocca!
- 1:18:11SPEAKER_01: It's just getting worse!
- 1:18:14SPEAKER_01: Oh, look, you're back to where you were.
- 1:18:16SPEAKER_03: Yep, and that's all of them.
- 1:18:18SPEAKER_03: So, 11 it is.
- 1:18:22SPEAKER_00: I was just hoping to get lucky, and I didn't.
- 1:18:26SPEAKER_03: I mean, just shooting for luck, but...
- 1:18:29SPEAKER_03: Even so, it's just a flat roll.
- 1:18:32SPEAKER_03: Yeah, nope.
- 1:18:33SPEAKER_03: Absolutely not.
- 1:18:39SPEAKER_01: Remember, failing rolls on a check are not always bad.
- 1:18:45SPEAKER_01: None of you recognize Yanora's Minor Image.
- 1:18:52SPEAKER_01: Or Minor Illusion.
- 1:18:54SPEAKER_02: That is kind of.
- 1:19:01SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, Iris needed me for something.
- 1:19:02SPEAKER_01: Can you show me again?
- 1:19:05SPEAKER_02: I minor illusion him into my hand.
- 1:19:10SPEAKER_01: Hey, Joaquim.
- 1:19:14SPEAKER_01: You remember before she went on her undercover mission
- 1:19:19SPEAKER_01: when she was still getting back on her feet?
- 1:19:21SPEAKER_01: You did a run for me to pick up a bunch of books for the library.
- 1:19:27SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:19:31SPEAKER_01: And you came across that sketchy location?
- 1:19:41SPEAKER_01: I know, you've come across a lot of sketchy locations.
- 1:19:43SPEAKER_01: I'm aware that doesn't narrow it down.
- 1:19:47SPEAKER_03: This is ringing a slight bell, but do continue.
- 1:19:50[music]
- 1:19:58SPEAKER_01: Can you...
- 1:20:01SPEAKER_01: Can you minor illusion the three books that you picked up for me?
- 1:20:09SPEAKER_03: The covers?
- 1:20:10SPEAKER_01: Because I mean, I didn't.
- 1:20:11SPEAKER_01: Yeah, just the covers.
- 1:20:12SPEAKER_01: I just need the covers.
- 1:20:19SPEAKER_03: Can I do this?
- 1:20:24SPEAKER_01: Make a history check to see if you remember exactly what she's talking about first.
- 1:20:48SPEAKER_01: I grant you advantage because she's helping jog your memory.
- 1:20:54SPEAKER_03: Do I not?
- 1:20:56SPEAKER_03: I have one hero point left.
- 1:20:58SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 1:20:58SPEAKER_03: I appreciate the advantage.
- 1:21:01SPEAKER_03: I'll roll this.
- 1:21:06SPEAKER_03: And boom, that's a three.
- 1:21:12SPEAKER_03: Fuck it.
- 1:21:12SPEAKER_03: I'll use an inspiration.
- 1:21:14[music]
- 1:21:20SPEAKER_03: Oh, wait, sorry.
- 1:21:21SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I got it that way.
- 1:21:24SPEAKER_03: Inspiration.
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- 1:21:37SPEAKER_01: History.
- 1:21:39SPEAKER_03: Wow.
- 1:21:41SPEAKER_03: I'll try it one more time.
- 1:21:49SPEAKER_03: Nope.
- 1:21:52SPEAKER_03: Memory is not Joachim's thing.
- 1:21:57SPEAKER_01: Well, you do remember two of the three books.
- 1:22:03SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 1:22:06SPEAKER_01: The third book doesn't come to you because you also remember the individual
- 1:22:11SPEAKER_01: that was handing you the books who was this very handsome gentleman.
- 1:22:15SPEAKER_03: Yes.
- 1:22:17SPEAKER_03: Strapping.
- 1:22:18SPEAKER_03: He had very nice suspenders.
- 1:22:22SPEAKER_01: So you kind of got distracted by the time he handed you the third book,
- 1:22:25SPEAKER_01: but you remember the first two.
- 1:22:27SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 1:22:29SPEAKER_03: I do minor illusion the first two,
- 1:22:31SPEAKER_03: and then I kind of...
- 1:22:33SPEAKER_03: As I try to minor illusion the third one,
- 1:22:37SPEAKER_03: it transforms into, like, the top half of this dude.
- 1:22:44SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
- 1:22:45SPEAKER_01: Okay, we don't need to know who you've slept with, thank you.
- 1:22:47SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
- 1:22:49SPEAKER_03: I only got his number.
- 1:22:51SPEAKER_03: I should call him, though.
- 1:22:53SPEAKER_03: But yeah, sorry, I only got two.
- 1:22:56SPEAKER_01: I go to the... Oh.
- 1:22:58SPEAKER_01: As you go back to the second one,
- 1:23:03SPEAKER_01: there's this etched image on the cover of a figure with eight wings and four arms.
- 1:23:13SPEAKER_01: Can you make that one bigger or increase the detail on it at all, the second one?
- 1:23:24SPEAKER_03: What do you think I can do?
- 1:23:28SPEAKER_03: You're Magic Boy.
- 1:23:29SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 1:23:30SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 1:23:31SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 1:23:31SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 1:23:32SPEAKER_03: Stop.
- 1:23:33SPEAKER_03: Stop.
- 1:23:34SPEAKER_03: I am going to, using the illusion sprayers, he's going to, like, clap them together real quick.
- 1:23:40SPEAKER_03: And then in one hand, he's going to minor illusion, you know, the two books.
- 1:23:45SPEAKER_03: And then...
- 1:23:47SPEAKER_01: No, I just need the one.
- 1:23:49SPEAKER_03: The second book.
- 1:23:51SPEAKER_03: I'm working.
- 1:23:52SPEAKER_03: Okay?
- 1:23:52SPEAKER_03: Let the man work.
- 1:23:55SPEAKER_03: Let the man work.
- 1:23:57SPEAKER_03: He's going to narrow his eyes at his own illusion and try and focus on that area.
- 1:24:02SPEAKER_03: And then in the other hand,
- 1:24:04SPEAKER_03: he will use the Illusionist Bracesters to cast Minor Illusion as a bonus action.
- 1:24:11SPEAKER_03: And he will try and kind of like magnify that in the other illusion.
- 1:24:17SPEAKER_03: I think I can do that.
- 1:24:20SPEAKER_03: Allow that.
- 1:24:27SPEAKER_01: As you do that, yeah, that's perfect.
- 1:24:31SPEAKER_01: My love, can you bring your illusion over next to the book?
- 1:24:39SPEAKER_02: I do so.
- 1:24:43SPEAKER_01: I might be biased, so I need someone else to look at this.
- 1:24:45SPEAKER_01: Do those look similar?
- 1:24:46SPEAKER_01: The cover of that book and my wife's illusion?
- 1:24:52SPEAKER_02: Do they?
- 1:24:56SPEAKER_01: Well, you've been staring at your illusion.
- 1:24:58SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:24:59SPEAKER_01: Joaquim's been focused on the book,
- 1:25:01SPEAKER_01: so someone else,
- 1:25:02SPEAKER_01: Deedle, Kroka, or Lala, if one of you would like to examine the illusions.
- 1:25:15SPEAKER_01: Make an investigation check on them.
- 1:25:25[music]
- 1:25:32SPEAKER_01: They look very similar to you, Deedle, who has a mostly unbiased opinion.
- 1:25:49SPEAKER_01: Deedle, I see you've been staring at him.
- 1:25:53SPEAKER_01: What do you think?
- 1:25:58SPEAKER_00: Sorta?
- 1:26:00[music]
- 1:26:12SPEAKER_01: There's only one real way to find out.
- 1:26:17SPEAKER_01: We have to get out of here.
- 1:26:23SPEAKER_01: And we have to get somewhere where we can bring Joaquim's ship back out so I can get
- 1:26:29SPEAKER_01: to my books that I've stashed.
- 1:26:33SPEAKER_02: What do we do about the bomb?
- 1:26:39SPEAKER_02: He still hasn't dropped it.
- 1:26:40SPEAKER_02: I don't know why he hasn't dropped it yet.
- 1:26:43SPEAKER_01: Oh, the shadow's wrapped around that arm.
- 1:26:51SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 1:26:51SPEAKER_01: Wasn't someone gonna turn me into a husk?
- 1:26:58SPEAKER_02: I feel like it might be worse for him if we let him live.
- 1:27:02SPEAKER_00: How did he know that?
- 1:27:05SPEAKER_03: So what would you have to say to get your men to stop?
- 1:27:10SPEAKER_01: I could just walk back out there.
- 1:27:20SPEAKER_00: You can take, like, half.
- 1:27:24SPEAKER_02: That's still gonna kill him.
- 1:27:26SPEAKER_00: No, it won't.
- 1:27:27SPEAKER_00: He's just gonna be passed out.
- 1:27:30SPEAKER_00: And we'll shove him out.
- 1:27:30SPEAKER_02: And then he'll drop the bomb.
- 1:27:33SPEAKER_00: What?
- 1:27:34SPEAKER_00: I mean, that's fine.
- 1:27:35SPEAKER_00: It's outside.
- 1:27:41SPEAKER_03: So we're showing this guy out?
- 1:27:42[music]
- 1:27:51SPEAKER_01: As you are having this discussion,
- 1:27:56SPEAKER_01: you hear just the marching bootsteps of a lot of soldiers.
- 1:28:05SPEAKER_00: Oh good, back up.
- 1:28:07SPEAKER_00: Sorry, go ahead.
- 1:28:09SPEAKER_00: That's okay, she's just gonna really quick snatch Nosferatu up before he can do anything
- 1:28:18SPEAKER_00: and yank him out.
- 1:28:26SPEAKER_03: Diddle, would you like the honors of showing our guest out?
- 1:28:33SPEAKER_03: No worries.
- 1:28:35[music]
- 1:28:45SPEAKER_00: Tour is already open, right?
- 1:28:48SPEAKER_01: No, it's still closed.
- 1:28:49SPEAKER_01: Lala, are you still looking out the window?
- 1:28:53SPEAKER_00: I mean...
- 1:28:54SPEAKER_00: Any, with the exception of the couple seconds it takes her to kind of lean over
- 1:28:59SPEAKER_00: and yoink Nosferatu back out.
- 1:29:03SPEAKER_01: You see all the individuals that were moving towards your door to breach it,
- 1:29:07SPEAKER_01: they were almost there.
- 1:29:09SPEAKER_01: They all of a sudden stop moving and have put their hands up.
- 1:29:14SPEAKER_00: Ah, caught with their hands in the cookie jar.
- 1:29:21SPEAKER_01: There are a lot of Chaldesian dressed guards and other soldiers around.
- 1:29:28[music]
- 1:29:37SPEAKER_01: You see an individual walk up to the door that you recognize.
- 1:29:45SPEAKER_03: Who are you?
- 1:29:46SPEAKER_03: It is a...
- 1:29:52SPEAKER_01: The Blood Rose sisters, actually.
- 1:29:55SPEAKER_01: It's two of them.
- 1:29:56SPEAKER_01: The second one was kind of hard to spot.
- 1:30:06SPEAKER_01: They knock on the door.
- 1:30:07SPEAKER_00: I'm going to go ahead and open it.
- 1:30:15SPEAKER_01: Oh, thank God.
- 1:30:17SPEAKER_01: We got here in time.
- 1:30:18SPEAKER_01: You guys aren't dead yet.
- 1:30:21SPEAKER_01: No.
- 1:30:23SPEAKER_01: What do you mean, yes?
- 1:30:25SPEAKER_00: Notoriously hard to kill.
- 1:30:28SPEAKER_01: We got word that there was a bomb threat on various guilds around the city.
- 1:30:33SPEAKER_01: Most of them were false alarms to throw us off.
- 1:30:38SPEAKER_01: Your guild was last on the list.
- 1:30:40SPEAKER_01: Of course it was.
- 1:30:42SPEAKER_01: You're the newest.
- 1:30:45SPEAKER_03: It's in his hand.
- 1:30:50SPEAKER_01: Oh, that won't be a problem, and...
- 1:30:53SPEAKER_01: Devlin just kind of waves her hand and just this red,
- 1:30:58SPEAKER_01: this blackened red magic wraps the paper and then it disintegrates.
- 1:31:06SPEAKER_01: Guess we're no longer on the list.
- 1:31:12SPEAKER_01: We're gonna take
- 1:31:16SPEAKER_01: You guys can keep your prisoner and escort him back with us.
- 1:31:19SPEAKER_01: We're taking the rest of them, though.
- 1:31:21SPEAKER_01: They're all prisoners now.
- 1:31:22SPEAKER_01: They're all going to jail.
- 1:31:25SPEAKER_00: Nah, you can take this one.
- 1:31:28SPEAKER_01: Hopefully one of them will talk.
- 1:31:32SPEAKER_01: Wait, what are you doing with that knife?
- 1:31:35SPEAKER_00: He's a prisoner.
- 1:31:37SPEAKER_00: She slips it under his belt and yanks it so that his pants fall down.
- 1:31:44SPEAKER_01: I mean...
- 1:31:46SPEAKER_01: Okay, that was unexpected.
- 1:31:49SPEAKER_00: He knows what he did.
- 1:31:53SPEAKER_03: If you have any specific questions you'd like to ask him,
- 1:31:56SPEAKER_03: I would do it now while he's being so kindly to talk.
- 1:32:01SPEAKER_01: We can make him kind to talk, don't you worry about that.
- 1:32:05[music]
- 1:32:11SPEAKER_01: Also, we had a couple counselors vanish.
- 1:32:15SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 1:32:15SPEAKER_01: We
- 1:32:23SPEAKER_03: kind of might have heard of some rats in the council.
- 1:32:28[music]
- 1:32:36SPEAKER_01: Let's go talk.
- 1:32:38SPEAKER_01: I think we need to get you guys into some more protected quarters
- 1:32:43SPEAKER_01: until we solve whatever's happening.
- 1:32:45[music]
- 1:32:51SPEAKER_01: Not talk here, we'll talk when we are in a more secure location.
- 1:32:56SPEAKER_01: But you are welcome to come back with us and our guard.
- 1:33:03SPEAKER_03: Yep, I want to go with the pretty tabaxi ladies.
- 1:33:09SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we'll go.
- 1:33:12SPEAKER_01: As you guys walk out,
- 1:33:18SPEAKER_01: What you didn't see was the rooftops are just lined with various different types
- 1:33:27SPEAKER_01: of marksman tabaxi.
- 1:33:35SPEAKER_03: Old tabaxi squadron.
- 1:33:38SPEAKER_01: I love it.
- 1:33:40SPEAKER_01: Deedle, you recognize most of them.
- 1:33:43[music]
- 1:33:48SPEAKER_01: Even from afar.
- 1:33:56SPEAKER_01: On the ground,
- 1:33:57SPEAKER_01: you see there's a bunch of other feline-like creatures that are bigger than Tabaxi.
- 1:34:03SPEAKER_01: Some Leonin, some older, unidentifiable,
- 1:34:11SPEAKER_01: just more beefy.
- 1:34:15SPEAKER_01: Nevertheless, you all are being escorted back as individuals under protection by the council.
- 1:34:23SPEAKER_01: The rest of the individuals have been put in chains.
- 1:34:27[music]
- 1:34:33SPEAKER_01: As you guys leave,
- 1:34:35SPEAKER_01: Devlin does some kind of crazy magic stuff
- 1:34:38SPEAKER_01: and you see this just this red arcane hue go around your building.
- 1:34:48SPEAKER_01: Or it dissipates.
- 1:34:54SPEAKER_03: Are we in trouble?
- 1:34:57SPEAKER_01: No.
- 1:34:57SPEAKER_01: That's so that while we're gone and no one's watching the building
- 1:35:01SPEAKER_01: that no one can get it and do bad things.
- 1:35:06SPEAKER_00: Oh.
- 1:35:08SPEAKER_01: Gratitude.
- 1:35:09SPEAKER_01: I mean, they could get in, but it'll let us know and then we know to look for traps and whatnot.
- 1:35:16SPEAKER_03: Still gratitude.
- 1:35:20SPEAKER_03: So it's not a protection bubble, it's a detection bubble.
- 1:35:24SPEAKER_03: Correct.
- 1:35:28SPEAKER_03: Our own personal house alarm.
- 1:35:32SPEAKER_01: Only has one use.
- 1:35:35SPEAKER_01: But if it gets broken once, we know that there is something going on.
- 1:35:40[music]
- 1:35:47SPEAKER_01: As you all are being escorted back,
- 1:35:50SPEAKER_01: We are going to make this one a little shorter and call it there because that's
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