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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show June 1st 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What's due to the repig nature of this program. Listener
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  Speaker 1: discretion is advise the Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 3: Class is now in session. M hm, good morning everybody.
• 0:48
  Speaker 3: Would you look at that? It's Monday. It's a brand
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  Speaker 3: new week.
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  Speaker 1: It is June first.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I say.
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  Speaker 1: You think so great? That's my favorite moment. June loved
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  Speaker 1: Why probably nostalgia start of summer.
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  Speaker 3: Rules is the longest day of the year.
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  Speaker 1: First, it's that.
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  Speaker 3: Summer officially begins in June.
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  Speaker 1: It's not for a while.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and officially it was with a Memorial Day. But
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  Speaker 3: if officially you who you are exactly? Yeah, June first,
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  Speaker 3: we are the beginning up. Like Greg, happy Pride mind?
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  Speaker 3: I know how much you love Pride is crowd you
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  Speaker 3: know when you were born and you're like, I can't
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  Speaker 3: wait for Pride mind? Then yeah, huh well Greg, because
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  Speaker 3: Pride month, I do have something for you. Remind me.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right.
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  Speaker 3: To start the show up. My name is what of
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  Speaker 3: that's Greg Gory? Hey we got menace? Sea Bass is here?
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  Speaker 1: What we got?
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  Speaker 3: Sammy Morgan is our associate producer von our video producer
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  Speaker 3: Dumbass Tyler is here. We got bored, We got Menji
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  Speaker 3: phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie sent
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  Speaker 3: us a text over to two to nine. Eight seven
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  Speaker 3: June first is World Milk Day, International Children's Day, which
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  Speaker 3: you could argue every day please seems to be like
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  Speaker 3: what about the children? Screw the children? Have children? Dinosaur
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  Speaker 3: Day is today?
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  Speaker 1: Do you love dinosaurs? See?
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  Speaker 3: As an adult, I think it's weird when adults are
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  Speaker 3: into dinosaurs. Really, I think that that to me seems
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  Speaker 3: like a little boy. How Greg thinks that Graham Crackers.
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  Speaker 1: Are for children.
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  Speaker 3: But in my defense, like dinosaurs are little boys.
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  Speaker 4: In my defense, little boy six year old got me
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  Speaker 4: into dinosaurs when he was six.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, oh, these are pretty cool.
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  Speaker 4: I mean you got me everything for him, everything became
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  Speaker 4: dinosaurs when he was like six and seven.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, okay, yeah, I get it.
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  Speaker 3: So what do you mean got you into dinosaurs?
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  Speaker 2: Like?
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  Speaker 1: What are you into? Your name?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, he had flash cards with dinass I understand.
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  Speaker 3: That, But he's a little boy that you as an adult,
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  Speaker 3: what are you into when it comes to Dina When
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  Speaker 3: you say you're into dinosaurs?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I do like the diplodocus.
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  Speaker 6: I think they're there.
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  Speaker 5: It's fun. It's like magical. It's cool. It's like magical patrol.
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  Speaker 1: Did you go a bed sheets or something?
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  Speaker 5: We did all that not for me, for him.
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  Speaker 3: I see bass right out. Okay, I'm I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 3: right from that to this one. For you see baths
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  Speaker 3: say is say something nice day, say something nice about
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  Speaker 3: Gina and dinosaurs.
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  Speaker 7: Uh yeah, dinosaurs. Well the dinosaurs makes it easier because
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  Speaker 7: that that's science and that's learning. So I appreciate that
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  Speaker 7: she's into that sort of thing. He could stop there now.
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  Speaker 7: I will agree with menace like caught you by surprise.
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  Speaker 4: I just never thought much about dinosaurs because on account
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  Speaker 4: of being an adult.
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  Speaker 3: It's a national barefoot Day. Greg Gory love that National
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  Speaker 3: Heimlich Maneuver Day, which I understand the idea behind it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if I can actually do it to somebody.
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  Speaker 7: Here's the speaking of which there's this thing you put
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  Speaker 7: over your mouth that she's like a reverse plunge, and
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  Speaker 7: every I get a lot of ads for those. I
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  Speaker 7: keep hearing things about them because apparently apparently when you
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  Speaker 7: live alone, because they say, oh you could like if
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  Speaker 7: you find a chair yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently apparently you want to break your stern.
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  Speaker 3: This reverse suction thing is way safe for a way more.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, but where are you going to keep it? What
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  Speaker 8: about if it's on the other side of you know, the.
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  Speaker 3: Room, keep it the chairs on the other side of
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  Speaker 3: the room.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, we'll keep it close to where you eat, right right, Okay, it's.
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  Speaker 3: National Hazelnut Cake Day, National Day Gross and New Year's
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  Speaker 3: Resolution Recommitment Day. Now we're halfway through a year.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes I like to eat in my room. See,
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  Speaker 1: then bring the plunger with you, all.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Greg, here we go. This is for now. It's
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  Speaker 3: not for Pride. This is like every holiday now is
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  Speaker 3: like a gift giving holiday. Parents giving their kids things
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  Speaker 3: for like Saint Patrick's Day, like getting little gifts for
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  Speaker 3: them and stuff like that. Yeah, it was dumb, I
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  Speaker 3: don't get anyway. So this is my gift to Greg
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  Speaker 3: for the beginning of pride. He loves laos.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, what are you Laotian?
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  Speaker 3: This is like kind of this is an inside off
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  Speaker 3: the air thing. It hasn't really brought its way onto
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  Speaker 3: the air.
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  Speaker 1: Somehow.
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  Speaker 3: Right, It's like a kana or all these other things
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  Speaker 3: that you know. Greg is brought to the to the
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  Speaker 3: table what do you like when someone's being dumb as well?
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  Speaker 3: We have some news from Laos. Really a dramatic rescue
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  Speaker 3: is underway in Laos. I'm not sure what happened over
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  Speaker 3: the weekend. This is just the cave. Yeah, to experienced
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  Speaker 3: European cave divers got trapped deep inside one of the
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  Speaker 3: world's largest cave systems. I guess heavy rain flooded the
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  Speaker 3: tunnels behind them. So rescue crews from Laos, all our
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  Speaker 3: favorite places, Laos, Australia, Thailand and Europe. They have been
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  Speaker 3: trying to reach them for days. God, the divers made
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  Speaker 3: contact with them.
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  Speaker 1: They are alive.
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  Speaker 3: They're on this elevated rock inside the cave. Again, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know what. I have not looked up the update,
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  Speaker 3: but yeah, right exactly. But they had some supplies with
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  Speaker 3: the flooding and the strong currents, you know, making getting
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  Speaker 3: to them kind of difficult, and I guess at something
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  Speaker 3: there were words because like I guess there's more rain
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  Speaker 3: on the way. Yeah, in the cave adventures. More rain
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  Speaker 3: on the way that could make it harder. Yeah, first
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  Speaker 3: of all, harder.
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  Speaker 1: It might become a recovery effort, not a rescue.
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  Speaker 7: There were some cave divers like under undersea cave divers
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  Speaker 7: that died recently too, because they went in a place
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  Speaker 7: they shouldn't have. What do you think you're gonna find
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  Speaker 7: down there?
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  Speaker 3: Did you see those guys and they almost like you
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  Speaker 3: see an octopus make their way through a really small
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  Speaker 3: tide opening. Why have you seen those divers? They jam
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  Speaker 3: themselves between these rocks to go underneath whatever underneath it.
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  Speaker 3: It looks almost like a river bed and they find
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  Speaker 3: this like little space, this little spot, and they jam
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  Speaker 3: themselves down and through there and end up like underneath. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm with seabeat, like, what's the purpose?
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  Speaker 1: I don't get see rocks and water? What are they?
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  Speaker 3: Laotian?
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  Speaker 1: Right? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you see what I'm saying. Gregan, what are you allows? Tommy?
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  Speaker 1: The birthday is shiverday. We won't sit shivery.
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  Speaker 3: on this Monday morning on The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: Did I tell you about my idea for a new
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  Speaker 1: TV show?
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  Speaker 2: Yet?
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  Speaker 1: What is this? So you go looking for real estate
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  Speaker 1: in Laos and it's called louse Hunters. Get out because
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  Speaker 1: at one point Medic and I were looking at real
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  Speaker 1: estate and loud, Yeah, they're lovely and get some deal. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we just want to see how much houses were.
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  Speaker 3: Is that a place you'd want to live? No, I
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  Speaker 3: was gonna say.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't even want to visit, but it'd be cool
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  Speaker 1: to own a home. The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: All right, we are into another new hour. It is
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show, and we got Greg Gory. We got
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  Speaker 3: what is up High Gina Gradney's Woody phones are open
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  Speaker 3: text us over to two to nine eight seven weekend
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  Speaker 3: Cheers and jeers, Greg Gory, what do you got?
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  Speaker 1: Well? I had a picture of perfect weekend, but a
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  Speaker 1: special cheers to to be the streaming service Gift that
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  Speaker 1: keeps on giving out.
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  Speaker 5: God, what did you find?
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  Speaker 1: What treasure?
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  Speaker 2: Did you?
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  Speaker 3: Did you find an awesome movie on there?
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: Well, they have countless awesome movies on there, but they
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  Speaker 1: have my new favorite show called Police Pursue. They don't
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  Speaker 1: waste time with narration, they don't waste time with backstory.
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  Speaker 1: There's go from story to story to story of police
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  Speaker 1: chase and it's from the point of view of their
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  Speaker 1: dash cams and cams. It is so good. It's so graphic.
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  Speaker 1: It absolutely rules so much, tasing, so much, pit maneuvers,
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  Speaker 1: so many spike strips, and it's just boom boom, boom boom,
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  Speaker 1: just goes from.
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  Speaker 5: Chase to chase to the he's always talking about.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't seen that yet, grappler, the grappler.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what what was the show that Mayane Chrissy was
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  Speaker 3: way into. It was like a live PD Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: is it kind of like that because that's not a
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  Speaker 3: lot of narration.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's way better than that because it just goes
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  Speaker 1: from like the minute the chase is over, they say,
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  Speaker 1: our next chase is in uh Louisville, Kentucky. Oh sweet,
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  Speaker 1: and it just goes right to it it's there's no
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  Speaker 1: time wasted. It's called police Pursuits on to B Thank
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  Speaker 1: you to.
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  Speaker 3: Is it a to be exclusive idea? I think there's
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  Speaker 3: maybe something similar on Pluto TV.
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  Speaker 8: Perhaps, yeah, but to be What I love is they
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  Speaker 8: have a lot of you know, independent filmmakers on there,
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  Speaker 8: so they'll be like the worst movies and the craziest plots.
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  Speaker 8: I'll end up on tub like oh the Devil gave
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  Speaker 8: me aids or something like that, like insane.
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  Speaker 1: Stuff, random horror story. Police on to be and oh nice,
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  Speaker 1: it's really good. It's worth your while now, Jeers, this
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  Speaker 1: might take a second, Jeers two. An hour's long misunderstanding
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  Speaker 1: that led to some hurt feelings. Oh no, I'm out
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  Speaker 1: in about with Mario and we see this guy in
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  Speaker 1: a wheelchair and he's being helped by somebody else. And
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  Speaker 1: the guy's relatively young. And I said to Mario, you know,
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  Speaker 1: when you're in a wheelchair and you're paralyzed from the
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  Speaker 1: waist down, you can't pee on your own, you can't
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  Speaker 1: poop on your own. And I made a very off
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  Speaker 1: color comment where I said, if I'm ever in that position,
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  Speaker 1: would you help me kill myself? And without missing a
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  Speaker 1: beat absolutely mabe, and I thought, oh damn, that's kind
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  Speaker 1: of cold. I thought you would fight for me or say.
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  Speaker 3: Like that, but you said that's what you want.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so a joke. I don't think so, not really,
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  Speaker 1: so he said yeah, absolutely, And then I'm thinking about that,
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  Speaker 1: stewing on that, and then he asked me the same question,
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  Speaker 1: would you do that for me? And I said no,
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't, and he got so upset. Really you couldn't.
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  Speaker 1: I said, no, no way, I'm gonna. I would deal
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  Speaker 1: with it, but I'm not doing it. And this went
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  Speaker 1: for a long while where we were both kind of
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  Speaker 1: giving each other the silent treatment, which you know I hate.
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  Speaker 1: So then we are out to lunch scenario right, fake scenario.
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  Speaker 1: A couple hours later, we're at lunch at a restaurant
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  Speaker 1: in public, and he says, okay, so I need to
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  Speaker 1: revisit this. He was still stewing. He said, so I
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  Speaker 1: would help you, but you wouldn't help me, and I
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  Speaker 1: said no, I couldn't bear to do that. And he's like,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, that is so low of you. And
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  Speaker 1: I said, what do you mean? He said, you wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: clean me? He thought, I said, would you help me
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  Speaker 1: clean myself and got it right? Do you help me
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  Speaker 1: clean myself? And that's why he didn't skip a beat
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  Speaker 1: and he said yeah, absolutely, And I said no, babe,
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  Speaker 1: I said, would you help me kill? And I said
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  Speaker 1: I got upset when you said yes right away? And
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  Speaker 1: then he said, I got upset when you said no
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  Speaker 1: right away because you wouldn't clean me if I could.
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  Speaker 3: But Greg, can I get some clarification, because all right,
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  Speaker 3: you saying that you wouldn't want to live that way
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  Speaker 3: and you would rather just you know, go be done,
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  Speaker 3: and you would need assistance doing this right, this is
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  Speaker 3: something that you would want, It would be your wishes.
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  Speaker 3: The person who is with you, who loves you, quickly agrees, yes, me,
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  Speaker 3: if this is what you want, I'll help you. And
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  Speaker 3: you get mad about that? Sound supportive?
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  Speaker 1: I would like at least the facade of caring or to.
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  Speaker 2: Care.
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  Speaker 3: But if you're in a position where you don't want
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  Speaker 3: to be.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I get you're on, but I think just
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  Speaker 1: a little bit more hemming out to jump into. You
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  Speaker 1: know why.
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  Speaker 3: That's that's chick stuff like that, that's that weird chick
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  Speaker 3: kind of stuff where it's like they tell you, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: go ahead, but it means, yeah, try it.
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  Speaker 5: It's a test.
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  Speaker 3: It's a test, It's it's mind games.
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  Speaker 8: This is what Greg wants. Like if we're at a
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  Speaker 8: restaurant and somebody's about to pay a bill, they want
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  Speaker 8: at least the reach for the wallet.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you know, exactly give me the mormans thinking about it.
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  Speaker 1: And the funny thing was the miscommunication was brought to
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  Speaker 1: light when I said, well, if you're not, if you
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't help me, I would just roll off a cliff
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  Speaker 1: And he said why would what? What do wipe your butt?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like huh. He said, yeah, I would help
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  Speaker 1: you clean yourself and you wouldn't clean me, Like I said, kill.
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  Speaker 4: This has been happening for a while with you because
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  Speaker 4: we also had a miss understanding and.
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  Speaker 5: It was confusing.
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  Speaker 4: This was like a few days ago when I asked
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  Speaker 4: him something like what did you do today or something?
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  Speaker 4: And he texted went to went to a mega lung
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  Speaker 4: doctor's appointment, right, And I was like freaking out.
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  Speaker 3: Like are you a doctor?
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  Speaker 1: Doctor?
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  Speaker 4: Kept I'm really worried about and He's like and I
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  Speaker 4: was like, why is he blowing this off?
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  Speaker 5: Or is he being a martyr? Am I supposed to
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  Speaker 5: keep asking now.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't you realize that there could be a typo there?
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  Speaker 5: I was driving, so I was like.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, long, I just saw doctor one quick text the whole.
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  Speaker 5: Knowing but knowing Greg's habits, lung doctor made sense to me.
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  Speaker 6: He likes the vape.
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  Speaker 5: He's you know, he used to be a smoker, and
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  Speaker 5: he's like he's like, oh, no, big deal, Like no,
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  Speaker 5: this seems.
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  Speaker 1: Like a big deal.
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  Speaker 5: And he was probably like, get off my jock about it.
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  Speaker 1: An hour later, she texts back, Okay, I'm actually kind
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  Speaker 1: of weird. I'm like, gin, I'm fine.
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  Speaker 3: I swear it was just a really long appointment.
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  Speaker 5: Oh long happening.
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  Speaker 1: You're right. And then, if you're ever having a conversation
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  Speaker 1: with your partner, be sure to distinguish between kill and clean.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, God forbid, your partner just jumps to the chance
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  Speaker 3: to give you what you want.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, no, I guess I should appreciate that. Make cocktails.
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  Speaker 3: I would at least like a little bit of performance. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: thought for a minute, that is so chick like. And ladies,
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  Speaker 3: you got to stop that that whole just just say
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  Speaker 3: what you mean me? Would you say?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Like kill me?
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  Speaker 1: You stop being dream pissed like in there.
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  Speaker 3: It's hard, it's hardwired. I guess this craziness, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, guys are weird in our own way. You know,
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  Speaker 3: we're difficult and disgusting and you know, in our own
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  Speaker 3: special way.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: But nance you let us know what you need us
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: to work on.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: Be happy to look into that, ladies. I'm just throwing
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: it out there. I'm sure on behalf of all gentlemen
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: we would appreciate. Uh, just just not the game part.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Just leave the game part out. Games are exhausting.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: But when you say to somebody, would you help me
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: kill myself? You're looking forward to that? It is the
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: Woody Show, Gina Grad weekend cheers and jeers.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: Well, I have a cheers, but it starts with I
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: have a dirty little secret that I've been hiding from
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: all of you. So I know how you all feel
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: about storage units. You've made it very clear.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: And I don't care about storage JNS.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Greg.
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: Does I think menace?
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 17:30
  Speaker 8: They are a waste of money. But I currently have
• 17:31
  Speaker 8: one right now. Okay, I'm getting rid of it. Actually,
• 17:34
  Speaker 8: in twenty four hours we'll go.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: So they serve a purpose menace?
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: No, well not really No, they're a waste. What you have.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: I shouldn't got it, That's the thing. Trust my gut.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: They're not a waste if you need one in between
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: moves or temporarily. But if you're putting an old couch
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: in there because someday you're going to use it again,
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: then you've spent eight thousand dollars on this couch and
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: know and I.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: Would be so lucky if it was eight thousand dollars
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: because I have had this for years and I every
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: month I see the bill and I go, I gotta
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: do something about this. We finally closed it out this weekend.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: It was a huge weight off my chest. I'm so
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: glad the bleeding has stopped, the hemorrhaging has stopped, but
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: the jeers is it was such an unbelievable pain in
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: my ass. I hated every second of it. I had
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: to get a locksmith because I lost the key long ago,
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: so I had I had to get a locksmith. He
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: was an hour late. So we're sitting at the public store.
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: Oh and by the way, he called and I was like,
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: where are you? And he said it was my fault
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: because I only confirmed with him once and I was
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: supposed to confirm with him twice.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: Oh, I've never heard that one before.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: The customer confirms with the people.
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so he was an hour late. Finally got there.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: There were no he It took forever you had. It
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: was one of those circle locks.
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: We had to get in there.
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: It took a long time, two hundred and twenty bucks
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: to get in there. There were no free hand cars.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: So my husband, who's about to go into surgery, and
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: I carrying these fifty forty pounds tots of crap that
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: I will never look at again, really messed up his knee.
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: Even worse.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: I asked one woman, can I please just use your
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: hand cart? It was just sitting empty for one trip.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: She said no because she didn't believe I would bring
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: it back. So we're on the second floor. So did
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: this for multiple hours.
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: It sucked. And the worst part, we've crammed all this
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: crap into both of our cars. We got home, we
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: unloaded it into the garage. Your favorite Greg and I
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: looked around.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: I said, I could have lived without any of this
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: for the rest of my life, and I never would
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: have noticed down exactly.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: Thousand stuff in storage. Have you thought of anything that's
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: been in there? Going, oh, well, that I will use,
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: but that's in storage.
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: My bike, which I've been wanting back for years.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Bike.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: Andy had a couple computer towers that I guess he
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: needs for his job. I don't know.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know using it.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: He said he needed him. I don't know.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: And there's no how long been in there?
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: Six years?
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: Okay, so for the last six years he's quote needed
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: it for his job. They've been in there.
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: I don't know what's on it.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's the problem.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: I actually look into that. And then a couple of
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: you know, trinkets and and you know, stuff from childhood whatever,
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: I don't care about. They don't have dumpsters at these
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: places either, and I get that they don't want to
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: pay for that.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Everyone just bring a bunch of stuff just to dump it.
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: Oh that too. But it was it was horrible.
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: It was a nightmare. But it's finally over. So cheers
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: and cheers.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: What a hand card, bitch?
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, all of the key.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of anti Jewish sediment right now.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: So oh is that it? Maybe because I shouldn't. Sorry,
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Star of David, you're not using this hand truck. Nope,
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: not today, not today.
• 20:54
  Speaker 8: You should have got the place that I have the
• 20:56
  Speaker 8: storage unit place. It's all run by an app that
• 21:00
  Speaker 8: a lot on an app, and then they have hand
• 21:03
  Speaker 8: cards from me.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: I would have closed the back of her subarus got
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: to like a free Palestine stick around.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah you know what it does.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: And you're like, oh, well that you know now, I understand. Sorry, Andy,
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: you're gonna have to kill yourself some more and.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Destroy me, kill me, prove to her that you're worthy.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: You shouldn't be out doing any of that.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Staff.
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: It was horrible.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: I didn't mean that, Andy, I meant clean yourself. At
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: this point, Why don't we just all liquidate our bank
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: account and take the money and put it get fired.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: I'm looking for real answers. No Woody show.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: All right, she We're gonna go right over to uh
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Gina grad here. See what's going on with the trending
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: news headlines?
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: Well, the San Antonio Spurs locked up a spot in
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: the NBA Finals on Saturday after beating the defending champs
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: Oklahoma City Thunder.
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: Twenty two year old Spurs star Victor.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: Wombiniana had twenty two points in Game seven, but during
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: the celebration in San Antonio, a seventeen year old fan
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: was critically injured after he fell from a moving car
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: hit his head on the curb. He had bad brain
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: swelling and he has been put on life support.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: I'll get it.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Why people do dumb things when their team wins.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: You know, like time stuff, Jeff, what was the other
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: thing that was going down the in Paris? The champions
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: give me that?
• 22:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah, fires and like twenty four hours of just craziness,
• 22:20
  Speaker 8: Like what your team.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Wins, you riot, you destroy, go out windows?
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: Like do you dumb things?
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: I get it.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: Look, my team, mall my teams have one down the
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Cups and Super Bowls and everything else, and I've been
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: very psyched, but I didn't think, like, man, how can
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: I either destroy something or almost or eventually kill myself?
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: What happened to?
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: Just high five in your bros?
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: How do you show that you're a fan?
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Though? Right?
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: Exactly?
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Great question.
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: Well, meanwhile, the Spurs are back in the NBA Finals
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: for the first time since twenty fourteen and are the
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: betting favorites to beat the Knicks and win the NBA Championship.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: Game one is Wednesday, and San Antonio, Yeah.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, We're gonna have Sea Bass in New York Oh God,
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: talk to Knicks fans. He's going in New York and
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: he's gonna he's gonna engage with them, you know, he hates.
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: New York's gonna be very polite.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Jeff.
• 23:09
  Speaker 8: Wasn't there like fifty fights at the Mexico game too? Yeah, yeah,
• 23:13
  Speaker 8: there are fifty fights over the weekend at the Yeah,
• 23:15
  Speaker 8: it's nice.
• 23:19
  Speaker 9: Well.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: Moving over to the Stanley Cup finals, they're also set
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: after the Hurricanes took care of the Canadians in five
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: games in the Eastern Conference Finals. The Canes had lost
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: the first game, but they destroyed the Canadians the rest
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: of the way, outscoring them sixteen to five in the
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: four remaining games. It's been thirty three years, by the way,
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: since a team from Canada has won the Stanley Cup,
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: with the last team ironically being the Canadians.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Man, not a not a great thing if you're a Canadian.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: I mean to be like America losing apple Pie contests exactly.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: You know, it's like for that long. Yeah, I understand.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: I mean, you know, sad, like just the ratio of teams,
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: like number of teams. Yeah, very way favors the United States.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: But you think somewhere in there like one of these
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: Canadian teams would have.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: They literally start doing that from birth. So what's the problem.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: Well, the finals will be the Hurricanes versus the Knights,
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: and that'll kick off in Carolina tomorrow night. A United
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: flight was on its way from Newark, New Jersey, to
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: Spain when the flight attendants got on the intercom and
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: made an announcement saying that all the passengers had to
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: turn off their Bluetooth connections immediately because there was something
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: quote threatening to the safety of the flight. Well, all
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: but two people did turn off their Bluetooth, so the
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: crew gave one final warning, but there was still an issue,
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: so the pilot made the decision to turn the plane
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: around and go back to Newark.
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: Yep, they don't make.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Me do it?
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Turn this plane around so fast? What about it if
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: it was a great goory and he didn't know how
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: to turn off?
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: They landed, everyone had to get off the plane. And
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: turns out some teenager had renamed his fit bit Bluetooth
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: connection to bomb. Okay, yeah, and that was showing up
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: as an available device on people's devices.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Can you imagine That's why it got diverted. I turned around.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: You have to get off the plane.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Well, you know how I feel better safe than sorry.
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah right, I'll stay here now.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: But once you found out that it's some kid, I'd
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: pissed its fit bit start over.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Oh but it gets better.
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: The kid obviously in deep ish And as for the
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: rest of the passenger, they were put on a flight
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: for the next day.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Oh oh not even just oh the next day.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: Do you have anything going to Spain right away? I
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: guess I live here now, yeah, I live in New Jersey.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: Well that new horror movie back Rooms.
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: Have you guys heard about it?
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: It was directed by this twenty twenty year old YouTuber
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: Cane Parsons. It is blowing up at the box office.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: It's based on this viral back rooms internet horror idea
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: that Parsons originally turned into a YouTube series, and the
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: film ended up pulling in around eighty one million in
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: its opening weekend and about one hundred and eighteen million worldwide,
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: So not bad considering it cost ten million to make.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: But what's getting the most attention. It's not the money,
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: it's on this kid who made it. So Parsons started
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: the whole thing as a teenager, posting this creepy like
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: found footage stuff online and now he's the youngest director
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: to ever land a number one at the box office. Awesome,
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: and a big chunk of the audience for the movie,
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: of course, younger viewers like under thirty five. So a
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: lot of industry people saying it's another sign that Hollywood's
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: shifting toward creators, you know, on like YouTube stuff like that,
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: and they're bringing their audience.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: To the theaters. Well there's the other one obsession.
• 26:33
  Speaker 8: Well, yep, there's like one hundred million dollars it made
• 26:36
  Speaker 8: in theaters already and had like a seven hundred thousand
• 26:39
  Speaker 8: dollar budget.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: That's right, and that's exactly what they're talking about. So
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: that one keeps turning into a huge surprise over and
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: over again. Like you said, low budget thriller. YouTube creator
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: Parker Barker for about a million dollars made this. It's
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: brought in another twenty six million, and instead of slowing
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: down like other movies do, ticket sales have actually kept
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: growing week after week with this thing, which is something
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: that never happens. So between that and back rooms, we're
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: seeing like the indie horror flick industry huge when it
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: comes to pulling in the gen z crowds.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of that genre, but I can't
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: get into quote found footage.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: It's because after Blair Witch.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: We get it right, we get it, and then like
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: paranormal activity where it's based on security cameras. Can't get
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: into that.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: But this is like a younger generation than never even
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: watched Blair Wage.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I never watched it. I can't get into it.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I really want to see obsession. I think
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: you would love it, Greg, because the premise.
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: Is so perfect.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: Finally, the Internet was on baya over the weekend when
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: video from a Diddy freakoff.
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: Tape got leaked.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: Samy was sending it to everybody.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: It's like, we get it.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: So hard? Is all this was about. He's sitting in
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: jail for this.
• 27:50
  Speaker 10: Why isn't there more footage?
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: Every freaking America should be in prison.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Well, the video was show two cents.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: The video shows did he just butt ass naked and
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: whacking it while watching adult film star Slyde Diggler and
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: fifty cents Baby Mama Daphney Joy doing all kinds of
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: sex stuff, And the Internet roasted ditty over a small
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: weenie because in the video Diddy's fist completely hides the penis.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Easy, like he can palm is entire oh easily? And
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: is that like.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Like soft? Or is that is he can he palmit
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: in full attention? I mean because he's watching, But maybe
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: he's so desensitized to it that he's not.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Even like yeah, well that's another problem, you.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Know, yeah, perhaps, I mean either way, not great.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: No, And this guy sly said the video is one
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: hundred percent reel. And in case you're wondering, he would
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: know because he has won three av AND Awards for
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: his movies like Blacked Raw Volume twelve, Milt Sneed More
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: and Battie's Volume two.
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: And I'm sure did.
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: He'll hear all about this in jail where he's serving
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: a fifty month sentence for prostitution charges. By the way,
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: fifty cent who's you know? Baby mom was in the video.
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: He was trolling him.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: Of course, he would never miss an opportunity, he said,
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: Free Diddy. He's gone through enough being born with no penis, dude.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: So yeah, Jeff heard about it. I go what he goes? Dude.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Everybody's talking about this video. You go, what videoes? Oh dude,
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: you gotta blah blah blah blah blah, and he sends me,
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: you know this Twitter link or whatever. I click on it. Dude, Greg,
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: this is the biggest penis I've ever seen. We saw
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: it in my life. This is not from the just
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: uh gird master. No, yeah, look at this, dude.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Wasn't that that's rule seems to do with that. Now,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: hold on, check out this on to town.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: Look, she's got two fists on there. And she remember
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: remember the thing, you know, like when you're a kid
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: and like decided who was going to get to go
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: first or whatever, and like you'd start the bottom of
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: the bat and everybody put the until So she's got
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: two hands at the bottom of the bat.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, plenty of batlove you can have.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: You can have like you have four more friends, four more.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: It's the This is the biggest penis.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: I've ever seen.
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: Is there surgery?
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Fordile?
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: Like that's not natural?
• 30:13
  Speaker 11: Right?
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean he's good for him. Wow,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: it might be a hindrance, but I would be going
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: to the doctor like every week. That's like he's flacid.
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah big no, Well maybe take that, but I don't
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: know if the rest of us can.
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: Some girls, you know what.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: And look, well he's found plenty of he's found plenty
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: of takers. There's there's some woman out there who are
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: up for a challenge.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Thank you very much.
• 30:41
  Speaker 12: I'm glad he put out his thing finally, because I
• 30:45
  Speaker 12: went in the shower yesterday just to make sure that.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: You know, everything was bigger than my fist. Right, made
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: me feel so much better about myself.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody like, okay, I can do this. It's like
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: the toilet paper roll thing. Every guy's trying to hang
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: a wet towel from his his boner and every dude
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: has attempted to, you know, put his wiener inside the
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: toilet paper roll. Yeah, that's just the thing you do.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: I did have another question about this, so, like it's
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: not like as an adult, but like you did it
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: like at some point as a young man in this video,
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: so did He's like practically being a cuck, right, So,
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: and the word cuk is gon out there's so much
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Now do we actually have listeners that are into that,
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: like being a cuck? It's just like a hot thing
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: to say.
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: Our means just watching right, Yeah, I'm sure.
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: With your partner doing.
• 31:42
  Speaker 8: Something, yeah yeah, yeah, And we have any listeners that
• 31:45
  Speaker 8: are into that at all, that are willing to text in.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: I mean I'm sure there are. Yeah, maybe yeah, because
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: if you think of it, if you're a swingers something like,
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: you're not gonna be weird about whatever because you're fine
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: with your person going off and with somebody else wouldn't
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: be up. You want to watch.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: Think about Nicky Glazer. Maybe she watched she said she
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: loves hearing about it.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: But that's that's a version of it, like would she
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: watch it? Probably, But it's become like the go to
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: insult well like beta or whatever.
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: It's the new Beta. That's cool.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: I mean they were saying, like there's a certain type
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: two to dudes who are cooks, kind of like diddy
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: dudes with you know, small weenies liking to.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Watch their person take a big one.
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: You know that makes sense?
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like that, like that's what they're into.
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: Do they pretend it's them?
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: When when all the listeners call in, he gets out,
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: you can interview them.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: I mean Samuel, the interview sam we can just go
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: text him.
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: I'm good.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: You guys are still tight, right.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 32:56
  Speaker 10: You know what I'm curious to see what the video
• 32:59
  Speaker 10: looks like. In what did he looks like? Since everyone
• 33:01
  Speaker 10: says he's so small, that's very satisfying to me, But
• 33:03
  Speaker 10: I don't want to watch it. Way to me, it's
• 33:06
  Speaker 10: like supporting him, like all these hits and stuff. I know,
• 33:10
  Speaker 10: but he's not happy about it and being interested. I
• 33:13
  Speaker 10: don't want to watch it.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: Okay, I say, do I have your consent to send
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: you the link?
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: To send you some you'll trust?
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: I want you to see. I need this to be clear.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: Okay, do I have consent to send you the link?
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 33:26
  Speaker 13: No?
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Have you drinking?
• 33:32
  Speaker 10: I mean I can click the link or not.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: Your sound, body and mind?
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, but please pull this audio?
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: So just in case, do you think that everyone will?
• 33:41
  Speaker 10: I know that he doesn't want the video out there,
• 33:43
  Speaker 10: but then all of a sudden, all the news outlets
• 33:44
  Speaker 10: will be the people are interested in Diddy, and then
• 33:46
  Speaker 10: it's everything is about Diddy again and all the articles
• 33:49
  Speaker 10: he would rather.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: What you would rather it be about beating a woman
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: than him having a small ween.
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: This is like his worst nightmare. That's not true.
• 33:58
  Speaker 10: Okay, you convinced me?
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Thank you very much?
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: More.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: What he shows next.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Next show, I want to go back to.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: You know, Gina was talking about how she and her
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: husband spent a whole bunch of time finally getting all
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: the stuff out of this self storage. You did the
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: math on it, right, So to save your bike and
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: a couple of computer towers, let's call it. Your husband
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: says that he needs for work, but yet it hasn't
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: gone to the storage unit, never retrieved him to use
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: them for work in the last six years.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: He probably forgot they existed exactly. So like, how first of.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: All, how big was this?
• 34:46
  Speaker 11: Oh?
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: Tiny? Like five by ten?
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Five by ten?
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that big? All right?
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: So how much did you did?
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: You did the math?
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: I'm going to throw up out loud as somebody who
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: has struggled with money forever and has no business having
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: auto pay. It was probably around twenty five.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Twenty five.
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: I wanted to thousand over six years, seven years.
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: I want to throw up. I feel horrible. It has
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: haunted me every month that I got that bill.
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: Like what am I doing? I want to throw up?
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: I'm telling you I could die right now thinking about that.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: I don't want to rub it in. But isn't there
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: a friend you could have just said Hey, can I
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: keep my bike in your garage for a little while?
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: You're paying almost three hundred and fifty bucks a month, well.
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: About two seventy five, but that was before tax and stuff,
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: so maybe yeah, yeah, I.
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: Just I'm sick over it. I'm sick over you.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: Look at it like a big that's and that's how
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: all these things, like when you're financing something or whatever,
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: that's how it creeps up a do you just how
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: much you paid for this bike?
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Man? You better ride that bike.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: I'm going to ride every day. I know You've got
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: to get yourself a Tour de France.
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: Like, nobody thinks I'm dumber and less deserving than I do,
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: trust me.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like yeah, God, well Sammy, you're moving a
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: bunch of stuff into storage because you're moving in with
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: steamboat Willie. Right, yeah, Now what are you putting in
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: storage that you need to hold?
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Keep this math in me?
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Like, is there anything that you couldn't replace for less
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: than what you'll end up spending. Let's say, let's just
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: say you guys end up being together for you know,
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: forever and ever, happily and forever after Okay, then you
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: know at some point you'll figure that out. But like, uh,
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: let's let's look at it like the next five years
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: and how much that will cost you. Is there anything
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: in there that is worth that amount of money that
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: you couldn't replace for less.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Than that amount?
• 36:52
  Speaker 10: So for me, yes, because I have all of my
• 36:57
  Speaker 10: stuff from childhood that is not at my parents house.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: That's I have.
• 37:01
  Speaker 10: I'm in possession of everything much like what and what
• 37:04
  Speaker 10: kind of stuff?
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: I mean?
• 37:05
  Speaker 10: I have, you know, rubber made tubs, I mean a few.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: What's in it? Like what stuff from child animal?
• 37:13
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but I have like pictures and other stuff.
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: And parents was to hold that crad Yeah.
• 37:19
  Speaker 10: Yeah, my parents had four kids and they got to
• 37:21
  Speaker 10: the point where they were like, everyone, come get your crap.
• 37:25
  Speaker 10: Were storing it in your parents' garage and they moved
• 37:28
  Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, my mom stills on my good Yeah, we
• 37:30
  Speaker 10: are no longer your storage.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: It was great.
• 37:32
  Speaker 10: It was a great run though. So I have just
• 37:36
  Speaker 10: all my stuff from childhood, pictures and other stuff, and
• 37:38
  Speaker 10: then we will both be putting like Christmas decorations in there,
• 37:42
  Speaker 10: which I do have, like the village from my grandma
• 37:45
  Speaker 10: and things like that, so kind of stuff that I
• 37:46
  Speaker 10: wouldn't be replacing now.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: What does he keep extra stuff that he kid? Does
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: he have a storage, He does not have a story.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: Where is he storing his stuff.
• 37:53
  Speaker 10: He has stuff in the garage, he has stuff in
• 37:55
  Speaker 10: the hall closet. He has stuff just all over.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: But you can you can't find some room in the garage.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: There's so much stuff that there's not room in the garage.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: You can build cards, you could build storage, you could
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: build things like that.
• 38:07
  Speaker 10: Great shelving garage isn't big enough. It can fit both
• 38:11
  Speaker 10: of our cars. And that's really it.
• 38:13
  Speaker 6: Like there is there is.
• 38:17
  Speaker 10: Shelf that has stuff in it. The trash can is
• 38:20
  Speaker 10: stored in the garage because it's it's a townhouse. So
• 38:23
  Speaker 10: there's hoa rules. You can't have a trash can out,
• 38:26
  Speaker 10: it has to be in the garage. You can't park
• 38:28
  Speaker 10: out in the guest parking. You both have to be
• 38:30
  Speaker 10: in the garage. You can't use that as your regular
• 38:33
  Speaker 10: parking spot.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Like that part.
• 38:37
  Speaker 10: Yeah, so yeah, in order for me to even bring
• 38:40
  Speaker 10: stuff over that I'm going to keep in the hall closet,
• 38:42
  Speaker 10: like I have coats and stuff to go in there,
• 38:44
  Speaker 10: other things that I just need regular stuff. So his
• 38:47
  Speaker 10: stuff that he's using for storage has to go into
• 38:50
  Speaker 10: the storage unit.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: I'm just wondering this stuff from childhood, like pictures. There's
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: a lot of really cool even if you send them
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: off to a service, they can digitize all that stuff.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: They can scale them make them look even way better
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: than they did before, you know, like that kind of
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: stuff if you're holding on to Like, man, my wife
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: has a friend. She's got every like paper that she
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: wrote for college.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Got to go like, what do you do? You're like
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: fifty right, why are you? And are you get it?
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Because she's not paying for a storage.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: You know, that's all kept in their basement.
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: If your parents, like you're, they're not storing your cabbage
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: patch kids or whatever you got.
• 39:28
  Speaker 10: I get it, like I get it right, But I
• 39:30
  Speaker 10: mean for me right now, I'm in a one bedroom
• 39:32
  Speaker 10: apartment with a garage that has a little bit of
• 39:34
  Speaker 10: extra space in it, and that contains everything that I own.
• 39:37
  Speaker 10: I don't have stuff everywhere else. I don't have a
• 39:39
  Speaker 10: storage unit currently, but I do. Yes, if you're telling
• 39:42
  Speaker 10: me to get rid of Kurson, my American girl doll,
• 39:44
  Speaker 10: the answer is no. You're telling me to get rid
• 39:46
  Speaker 10: of her accessories and her table on chairs and her
• 39:48
  Speaker 10: bed the answer is no.
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: Oh my, she's twenty thousand dollars. I'm not going to
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: be doing that.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Yes you are.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: It's you're going to get a promotional rate deep somewhere
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: that you never drive to, and then you're gonna let
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: it go and it's gonna be on auto pay, and
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: it's gonna jump two hundred dollars and.
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: You're not gonna know it. Trust me.
• 40:08
  Speaker 10: I'm not like that though, because I will pay attention.
• 40:11
  Speaker 10: I'll become aware of the fact of how much money
• 40:14
  Speaker 10: I'm paying and is it worth it? And I am
• 40:15
  Speaker 10: actively choosing to get a place that is close to
• 40:18
  Speaker 10: where we are so that it's easy to get to.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: But then what if it's if if you say it's
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: too expensive, then what do you do with your stuff?
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: Throw what happens when you decide like this is too expensive?
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: What's the end game?
• 40:31
  Speaker 10: Yeah, well then I'll have to again, decisions will have
• 40:33
  Speaker 10: to be made right now. Those decisions are not being
• 40:35
  Speaker 10: made now.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: When you guys get married, will you move to a
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: different place altogether, like where you get like a house,
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: like a different house.
• 40:40
  Speaker 10: Okay, we're jump I mean we're jumping ahead.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: Because that at that point then you can like, oh, well,
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: you know we're eventually planning and to get married and
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: to uh we're gonna move to a larger home. Sure,
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: or go to a different area. And that way, when
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: you go look for that home, you can find a
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: place that maybe has some storage, they're on your property
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: in some way, shape or forms that we don't have
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: to have this uh extra expense. That's all.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:05
  Speaker 10: So he I mean, look, yeah, this is the the
• 41:07
  Speaker 10: long game for him to not be at this place forever. Yes,
• 41:11
  Speaker 10: he's been there for ten years already. So yeah, I
• 41:16
  Speaker 10: mean the next place, will I mean for him at
• 41:21
  Speaker 10: least would be a bigger place.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Said for us? We heard it, Yeah, we heard it.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: I think she's getting engaged on Saturday.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the one that doesn't think right, she's.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: The only one. But I think even maybe she thinks
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: that she is and she's like doing that whole thing,
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: like just oh know, it's that way. It could be
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: the surprise that he probably wants it to be, right,
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: try to get ahold of.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: Hello.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Hi is this Andrea speaking? Hi Andre?
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: This is a Woody from the Woody Show. You're on
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: the radio live right now.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Is that okay with you?
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: Do we have your permission to have you live on
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: the radio right now?
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: Okay, because otherwise I would just hang up and we'd.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Call you back later.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: Well, Andre, any any idea why I might be calling
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: you right now?
• 42:11
  Speaker 9: The cruise the cruise?
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah you are? Yeah right?
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: Wait wait, dude, are the grand prize winner of the
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: Sublime Cruise to the Bahamas. So we're gonna fly you
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: and a guest to Miami, that's where the cruise leaves
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: out of and you're gonna go on this cruise. It's
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: gonna be really cool. It's a private balcony cabin on
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: the cruise ship. You got the package also VIP of
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: viewing access because uh, you know, Sublime is gonna be
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: doing some performances. Yes, and you get to meet the band.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: What, Oh my god, that's so awesome. My wife is
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: gonna be so stoked.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: See a vacation you get to take your wife on
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: where you don't have to pay.
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: For what's the dream?
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh my god, that is awesome.
• 42:59
  Speaker 7: Thank you.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: I love the show.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: I already know what part of town you're from, but
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: can you tell everybody what part of town you reppon?
• 43:08
  Speaker 14: I'm from North Hollywood, California.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: We're number one there.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: All right, Andrew, congratulations, man, enjoy that cruise, man. I
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: my wife and I just had that conversation you know
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: again recently, like we are cruise people.
• 43:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, alright, right nice, so good, all right, thank
• 43:27
  Speaker 8: you guys.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: You're welcome.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: Hang on one second, man, we'll get all your information.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: That's how it's done. Also, I wanted to mention that
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: we are the Woodie Show. Yeah, okay, ladies, Yeah, Woody,
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: Greg Menace, Gina. I did want to mention it is
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: Sammy and Steamboat Willie's one year anniversary. As we're talking
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: about them moving in together and stuff and you know,
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: getting engaged this weekend upcoming hat they're getting engaged this
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: weekend and they're gonna be moving to that bigger house
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: where the stores won't be an issue anymore. But yeah,
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: it's officially there, one year anniversary.
• 44:13
  Speaker 10: I know, since we all wanted the cruise together.
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: Well, technically I can believe it's been a year because
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: you didn't tell us for like another six months.
• 44:19
  Speaker 10: That's also true.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: You guys didn't find out for where's sea baths?
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Where's him?
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: The chime in with a what do you mean, you
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: can't believe it's June first.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I cannot believe it.
• 44:30
  Speaker 9: Can you you believe that it's June first?
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: Already? I believe it's already right, Hard to believe June
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: first is already here? Hard to believe today is June first.
• 44:37
  Speaker 6: I can't believe it's already June.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: Can you believe it's June first?
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Already?
• 44:40
  Speaker 6: It's hard to believe it's June first?
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: To believe it's June first? I can't believe it's June.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: I know June first.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: I cannot believe it's June first. Cannot believe that it's
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: already June first.
• 44:49
  Speaker 11: Hard believe it's June already?
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: It's June.
• 44:52
  Speaker 11: It is June.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Can you believe it's June already?
• 44:55
  Speaker 6: No, it's unbelievable, believe it.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: So they went by quickly?
• 44:59
  Speaker 9: You really did?
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: What is so unbelievable?
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're welcome.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: You're welcome to Sea Bez because I didn't play he
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: would have played the clip, right, Yeah, yeah.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven forty four.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: Woody sent us a text over too to nine eight
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: seven Uh, Morgan, what do you got for us?
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Weekend?
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: Cheers and jeers?
• 45:21
  Speaker 6: So cheers to how fast our bodies heal itself. Right,
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: I got I poked on Friday, and worst pain I've
• 45:28
  Speaker 6: ever felt since I've been fighting, Right, And what the
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: hell happened?
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: I did see your video while she was at the gym,
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: and yeah, I got hit.
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: I thought, we got Does that mean? How do you
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: get woked in the eye with gloves on?
• 45:39
  Speaker 6: We didn't have gloves on. Yeah, we're doing some other
• 45:41
  Speaker 6: oils and I got an eye poke, so finger in
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: the eye and yeah, my eyes like kind of back
• 45:46
  Speaker 6: to normal. I still look a little, you know, slow,
• 45:49
  Speaker 6: and like the bright lights hurt. But but yeah, it
• 45:52
  Speaker 6: only took a couple of days because that thing was shut.
• 45:54
  Speaker 6: I could not see for a full day.
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: No, you look like you had like like an allergy
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: to a beasting or something.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: He was clothes and.
• 46:00
  Speaker 6: I'm mad because I thought I was going to get
• 46:02
  Speaker 6: a black eye. This looks like I had my face.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: You're you're rocking an eye patch for a minute, and
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: I thought it looked kind of good.
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: I didn't hate it.
• 46:13
  Speaker 6: I'm not wearing that.
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: No, I got to show you what. She didn't look
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: bad at all.
• 46:16
  Speaker 6: I've been wearing glasses in the other studio because the
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: screens are hurt in my ey.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: Well, you got to make sure you don't get an
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: eye infection. Yeah, I mean the doctor though, so only
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: chick I know who looks forward to an opportunity to
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: get a black eye.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: So bad ass.
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: So that's my cheers. Just shout out to her bodies. Jeers, Greg.
• 46:35
  Speaker 6: Do you still have that issue with your sleeve and
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: your elbow you get hold?
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Yes, just the left elbow. Every long sleeved shirt or
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: jacket or hoodie I have, the left elbow has a
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: hole in it.
• 46:45
  Speaker 6: Okay, I have that with my shoes. These shoes are
• 46:48
  Speaker 6: only like two months old. And my left foot must
• 46:51
  Speaker 6: be bigger than my right foot because every shoe I
• 46:53
  Speaker 6: have like a yes, it's on the.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: Top of her sneaker, like right at the yeah, right, yeah,
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: right toward the top there's a there's a hole.
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and these shoes are not old at all.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: That shoes too tight.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I always say.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: It always happens, like is it is this a replacement
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: pair of shoes for the other one that got the
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: hole before?
• 47:16
  Speaker 6: Every single pair?
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: Is it the same brand, same shoe? No, it's if
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: you buy a new pair of the same different brands even.
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but my left big toe goes through everything.
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: I think it's like a half size bigger than your
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: other foot.
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: It's pissed me off. I can't buy different sizes.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: Though, because that was happened to me. Really yeah, with
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: that toe hole in the shoe. And it was with
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: those shoes minutes that we liked. Uh they were great
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: for walking Brooks. I bought them when I was doing
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: all that walking. I was walking like five miles a
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: day there. It's like walking on clouds, and they were nice.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: Forget the Brooks beast. I think is the shoe anyway,
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: great shoes, but there'd be a hole in the toe,
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: and that's how I'm like, oh maybe this are just
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: like So I got another pair of them after I
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: wore the crap out of them. Are you sure you
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: guys aren't like rubbing them against your like your work chair.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: No.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: I didn't wear the worst. I only wore them.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: I would wear them to go on these five mile
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: walks and uh yeah, the in the in the the
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: hole would just come back. Same thing on the second.
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: Pair too, only one foot or both.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I've never had another pair of shoes ever.
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: So I don't know, I think my feet are not
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: the same size and like my big toes just going
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: through every shoe.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Are you cutting your toenails evenly? Like so yeah, okay,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: so you're that's so strange.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: Menace weekend Cheers and Jeers Cheers just hit up a
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: bunch of restaurants this weekend. That was fun.
• 48:39
  Speaker 8: And then also Eric used to work on a show.
• 48:42
  Speaker 8: His son turned too, so they had like a little
• 48:45
  Speaker 8: party in a park, so that was pretty fun. A
• 48:47
  Speaker 8: lot of barbecue going on. And and that's why I
• 48:52
  Speaker 8: brought up like shopping for a two year old kind
• 48:54
  Speaker 8: of sucks because there's no like good toys for two
• 48:57
  Speaker 8: years two year olds, but I know I'm just buy
• 49:00
  Speaker 8: something cool year old, way cooler. There's nothing there's nothing
• 49:04
  Speaker 8: cool about Yeah. So yeah, really a pretty chill weekend
• 49:08
  Speaker 8: for me. But my Jeers is like, dude, why is
• 49:11
  Speaker 8: everybody got to be so weird? So when I'm at
• 49:13
  Speaker 8: these restaurants, right, first restaurant, there's this lady at a
• 49:17
  Speaker 8: table next to me, and she's like sobbing crying like
• 49:22
  Speaker 8: super loud, and I'm like, okay, does somebody die or something,
• 49:26
  Speaker 8: And like her son next to her is like, oh, yeah,
• 49:28
  Speaker 8: it's like some issue with her stomach. So she's crying, right,
• 49:33
  Speaker 8: and he goes, do you want to go to the bathroom? No,
• 49:35
  Speaker 8: I'll to sit here.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: All to sit here.
• 49:36
  Speaker 8: So you're just crying loudly because you have a stomach
• 49:39
  Speaker 8: pain in the middle of a restaurant and everybody's like
• 49:42
  Speaker 8: looking at her, and she'll just not move.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: We just you know, yeah, you know what. It's one
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: thing something like that. But I think if I'm in
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: that situation, or I think most people, if you realize
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: that you're in that kind of discompany you're going to
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: be causing a scene.
• 49:56
  Speaker 8: You would you would leave like tears in her eyes,
• 50:00
  Speaker 8: and he asked multiple times do you want to go
• 50:02
  Speaker 8: to the bathroom?
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: I would know.
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: I would do reverse psychology and be like, wow, you
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: must be really sick. I guess you can't walk. I'm
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: gonna call an ambulance.
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then be like no, no, no, I could walk.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: So yeah, they're gonna attention.
• 50:15
  Speaker 8: And so then I go to this other restaurant and
• 50:17
  Speaker 8: then of course it's like kids like being super loud
• 50:20
  Speaker 8: and crazy, but this one, this one kid. So I'm
• 50:23
  Speaker 8: at a sushi restaurant. So they brought this kid McDonald's inside,
• 50:27
  Speaker 8: right inside.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: The sushi and restaurant.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: But then they're just letting the kids just like run
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: around the restaurant to other people's unacceptable.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: And then the kid decides.
• 50:36
  Speaker 8: And the kid is as tall as me, right, it's
• 50:39
  Speaker 8: like really like large kid, and he uh uh, he's no, no,
• 50:45
  Speaker 8: I'm like being a little over dramatic, but he's like
• 50:47
  Speaker 8: probably like eight years old baby. And uh he has
• 50:51
  Speaker 8: like a bottle of milk too, that he's still drinking
• 50:54
  Speaker 8: out of. And then then he decides, you know what,
• 50:56
  Speaker 8: I'm not gonna sit at the table with my parents.
• 50:58
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna sit at my own. So this table that's
• 51:01
  Speaker 8: just like set up for, you know, another customer to
• 51:03
  Speaker 8: come by, he decides that's where he's gonna sit. So
• 51:05
  Speaker 8: they cater to him and bring his food over to
• 51:09
  Speaker 8: this table.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: All the restaurant workers, all the restaurant workers are like
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: what is happening here? And then he's like making like crazy.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: Ass noises and he didn't look like he was on
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: the spectrum or anything.
• 51:21
  Speaker 8: It's just like still they're just catering to this kid
• 51:24
  Speaker 8: the entire time, and he's like acting wild as hell.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: Even still, let's just sue for the sake of argument
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: that he was okay, it still doesn't give you like
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: license just to go do whatever you want wherever.
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: You want, right out in the restaurant.
• 51:36
  Speaker 8: So he like went by me and made this like
• 51:39
  Speaker 8: crazy crying noise, like super high pitch, and like into
• 51:42
  Speaker 8: my ear.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: I go, you know what, I'm good. I just I
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: just walked up to the restaurant. I go, look, can
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: I just pay here and just leave? I don't want
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: to wait for the waiter?
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: And then I left. So I'm like, why is e
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: anybody so weird?
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: Like I just can't enjoy any meals? Anyone running around
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: the restaurant screaming his parents sushi at the sushi restaurant,
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: he's eating McDonald's.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Yah, totally, Donald's totally.
• 52:06
  Speaker 8: So you get it, though you would. I don't see
• 52:09
  Speaker 8: you catering to a kid like that, though, what do
• 52:11
  Speaker 8: you know, like bringing McDonald's into the sushi restaurant.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: That's all my kids would ask for for the longest time, mcdonald'
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: McDonald That's why they if you asked them what do
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: they want, the answer would always be McDonald's, right.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Because they're kids, they're kids. We're simple.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: Uh, My wife and I we love to go to
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: our favorite sushi sushi restaurant. But sometimes you're stuck with
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: the kids and there's no babysitter, there's no anything. There
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: are times that I would just go do a run
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: while she was like getting the kids ready for his
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: bath time and everything else. You'd be getting the kids
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: ready for bed, I go do the run of the
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: sushi place, so we'd have them in bed. I get
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: back with the sushi and we'd have a nice, quiet
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: sushi night. But I get doing whatever you think is
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: necessary to still get that that meal that you want.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: Or you know what, if I'm going to bring in
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: a happy meal while we have sushi, fine.
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: And I don't sushi.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: We're setting up his own table in the middle of
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: the that's unacceptable.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: And drinking milk from a bottle at eight, Yeah, that's unacceptable.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: They are feeding into specialness.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like when kids are even too old for
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: a sippy cup it's dumb. Or a stroller it's right.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: You see kids who like their their feet are so
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: long that they their feet are basically touching the ground
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: in the.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Front of the stroller. These are full on little knees
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: up to their and the stroller.
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: It's creepy, it's weird. Part of me thinks is that
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: like the mom, I think, so who just doesn't want
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: to admit that the kid is like not a little
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: baby anymore, just getting too big a guddle and so
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: like so you're like in this weird denial, you're infantilizing
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: those It sucked on your shoe issue, Morgan. Somebody says
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: that toe hole happens to me with Adidas, and what
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: are those shoes?
• 53:50
  Speaker 6: But my last ones were New Balances.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: I just those were Adidas, just.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: The left.
• 53:58
  Speaker 6: I think it's too big.
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: Somebody said putting duct tape inside.
• 54:01
  Speaker 6: No, I got white shoes because I wear white sox.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: Inside Like so, like you would put a piece of
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: duct tape like say this at the top of the
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: shoe before I get inside. Yeah, you put the.
• 54:11
  Speaker 6: I've done that before with pass shoes.
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: Alight.
• 54:21
  Speaker 9: Well, I have a.
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: Question for Gina Grad her step son. He has a
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: little group of friends there in the neighborhood. They ride
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: bikes around the neighborhood together. They have they have dubbed
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: themselves the puking Scorpions, And so they're like a little
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: bicycle gang. That's how they them they are. They're it's
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: like the government calling ICP a gang.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: They have identify.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: Self identified as a biker gang. I had those patches
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: made of they have and.
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: On their shirts.
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: How do you jumped in?
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Well, while we talked.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: About that, you have to you have to be able
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: to pop a wheel, wheely.
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: Burn rubber jump a curb. Yeah, yeah, whatever that means.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: How are things going with the puking Scorpions good?
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: I mean they ride hard these days, and they're I
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: mean they're gone for hours at a time just you know,
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: terrorizing the neighborhood with little pat on and like my
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: kid will literally just run out the door and the
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: little biker gangs there to pick him up with their little.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Bells, and I mean it's it's bells.
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: One kid has a bell, I know.
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: But he and he and his classmate are still co leaders.
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: So I think there's some friction there because they decide
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: who like gets jumped in and who gets left out.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who's going to pledge?
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: But otherwise it's it's going strong, all right.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: Well, I saw there was a story this guy in Florida.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: He saw this twelve year old kid on his bike
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: right around the neighborhood and then saw this kid take
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: a break and sit on a bench, and so he
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: made some kind of facial expression toward the ki kikay,
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: this man, full grown man, making this like face of
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: this kid, and the kid's weirded out by it. So
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: he got up to leave. He was like, I'm not
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: gonna sit here anymore, and he flipped the old man off. Well,
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: this guy happened to be Greg the HOA president. Oh yeah,
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: and he wasn't gonna take that kind of insult. No, no, no,
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: So he went over to the kid. He pushed him
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: to the ground, stood over this kid and shouted, do
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: you know who I am? Okay, I'm the president of
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: the HOA.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: Respect me. He took the kid's bike, threw in his car,
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: and drove off. Oh my god, So the cops are called.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: And he told him that he had beef with this
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: kid and other teenagers because they'd be hanging around the
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: neighborhood clubhouse after the club was already closed. I guess
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: the neighborhood has like we can run it out for
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: like a party or something like a common space, you
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: know kind of thing, and that's where they were hanging out.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: Didn't say they were destroying anything, right, but they were
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: hanging out there was already closed.
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: This guy's a dude and a half. He stole the
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: kids bike.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: He was arrested in charge with child abuse.
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: Oh damn.
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: Guess how old he is to do it? Like you're
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: a grown ass person and you're doing this to this
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: twelve year old kid.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Do you know who I am? I'm the HOA president.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: You're right, Ga, he doesn't even know what an hi is.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: In his sixties.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: How old is this day?
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: Sixty nine forty five, yeah, sixties, sixty two five.
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: Greg is so good at this game. He is sixty nine.
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is his identity.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, old and angry.
• 57:35
  Speaker 6: Having beef with the kid.
• 57:36
  Speaker 5: I would be I would be so furious if somebody
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: stole this kid's bike and was like, I'm the president
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: of the HLA.
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: I mean, my problem would have started when he pushed
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: the kid to the ground and stood over him.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Now do you know who I am?
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: No loser, the president, president of the HOA, the president
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: of rho A man who's also the property manager.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: So she gets paid and she's retired, and somebody asked
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: her at a meeting, so how long have you served?
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: How long have you for your services?
• 58:08
  Speaker 13: Like?
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like you're such a martyr. Like bitch is
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: getting paid.
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: They're gonna do a flag folding ceremony when she dies.
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: They'll drape it over her coffin one gun salute.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: How long have you seen come on?
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: Like she's in charge of sprinklers and is she eligible
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: for that credit union?
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: Right? I don't know. I mean, it's just so stupid
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: the verbiage there.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: Wow, well she sucked at it too, because don't you
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: have a bunch of signs still in?
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she sucked at it. She's doing for Woody. Don't
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: you know who we are.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: We're the Woody Show. Send us a text over to
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: two two nine eight seven, will be right back. So
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: school Jeff.
• 58:54
  Speaker 12: And uh hey jeffg how are you my friend? Good morning, guys.
• 58:57
  Speaker 12: It's gohead start with their Dodgers. They just they took
• 58:59
  Speaker 12: two out of three. You from the Phillies this weekend, drive.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Deep Broadfield to sim turn and watch ship from the pavilion.
• 59:09
  Speaker 12: Mussy homers Yamamoto also had ten K's and the Wyn
• 59:13
  Speaker 12: Doyers in Arizona tonight taking on the d Backs. Catch
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  Speaker 1: Angels lost two out of three to Tampa Bay.
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  Speaker 12: They are home tonight taking on the Rockies NBA the
• 59:24
  Speaker 12: flopping ass Oklahoma City Thunder.
• 59:26
  Speaker 15: Will you not read them so much much because they're rooney?
• 59:29
  Speaker 15: Basketball has been too much flopping, that's pretty much. And
• 59:34
  Speaker 15: it's just like they're not even trying to shoot when
• 59:36
  Speaker 15: they flop. They just flopped the flop. Like remember Kobe would.
• 59:39
  Speaker 12: Kind of like, you know, over exaggerate his fouls, Like
• 59:42
  Speaker 12: Shay doesn't even try to shoot the basket for an
• 59:45
  Speaker 12: n one, just like.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: He's a big flopper. Yeah, so they learned from him.
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: Not as big as that guy that was in that
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: Diddy video.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: A lot.
• 59:56
  Speaker 12: It's a big flopper, all right. So the NBA Finals
• 59:58
  Speaker 12: start Wednesday in San Antonio. Spurs our favorite to win.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 12: Soccer PSG beat Arsenal on penalty penalty kicks to win
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 12: their second straight Champions League Trophy.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: World Cup warm up matches from.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 12: The weekend, USA beat Senegal three to two and Maxico
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 12: beat Australia one Neil at the rose Ball. Now, speaking
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 12: of that Mexico match, we were talking about it earlier.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 12: There were fifty different fights at the rose Bawl Saturday
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 12: night during the international friendly between Mexico and Australia. Now,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 12: Mexico was about ninety seven percent of the crowd, so
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 12: it wasn't Mexico fighting Australia.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 14: It was Mexicans fighting Mexicans. Yeah, which makes no damn
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 14: sense whatsoever. I mean, Dodger, and there was a lot
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 14: on the line for this game, right, I mean yes, no, no, no,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 14: exactly right.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 12: Listen, we can't go anywhere without embarrassing ourselves because of
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 12: too mini modelos.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: So just you guys, hold your liquor a little bit
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: better and it'll be cool. Yeah, be cool, ma, Jeff
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: Gy that's your so cal sports, right.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: Jeff, gh Yeah, how was your weekend?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: All good? Yeah? It was great.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: My son's home from basketball, which was amazing. Yes, Jeff's son.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: We've talked about a number of times. He plays basketball
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: in skyship overseas, like over in Italy, and so it's
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: summer break. Yes, so he's home at least for a
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: little bit, and he's for a little bit yeah, and
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: I spent about double on my groceries yesterday because these
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: kids eat man, Yeah, yeah, yeah, air.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: That it's called teenagers, dude.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, teenagers eat. Not only they eat a bunch, they
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: take way more than they end up eating, and it's
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: a lot of waste. So so they eat more than
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: the average person, and they waste more than the average person.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: Those two things combined many yea, all right, thank you
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: very much, Jeff Gus.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 8: You know, have this bridge with the screen on it me,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 8: HiT's the doorbell.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: It automatically pops up on the refrigerator.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: Because most of the time menace is in the kitchen.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's THET show, all right?
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: Uh pen pals?
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Anybody ever had one as a kid?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: Like yeah, in college? Yeah you did yet, friends, I
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: feel like such an old that's an old timey.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: It's so old timy.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: We had a sister school in Australia, was there, pund Yeah,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: it was awesome.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: I was forced to have one because we had this
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: foreign exchange student program, so they made you write to
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: them before they arrived.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: That's good, that's smart.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: It's kind of neat.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: It just does seem old timey, right, yeah, oh yeah,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: very hundred years ago ever since people got an email
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: on the internet and things like that. Yeah, mine was
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: like non traditional where you guys were talking about like
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: just random people they didn't know. It was like my
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: friends in college. And then so when we would go somewhere,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: we would get a postcard.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: And then is that a pen pal?
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: Right, because you're no people that you random?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: I never met this girl, now.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: You know what it is.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: It's like you know the anonymous things on dating apps
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: or whatever. It's like you like, you've never met this person,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: but you have this this interaction. Yeah, back and forth,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: you're writing each other, but you've never really met.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, I think of it as an old lady
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: thing like and then, oh I finally met my pen
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: pal after twenty years. Now, I forget how did people
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: even get on fine connect? Great question, like how do
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: you have a pen pal?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: I mean ours was through school? Or can you meet
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: them once?
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 4: Like I met them at camp and we were pen
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: pals after that for the rest of our lives and
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: I'm fifty now or whatever.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that makes more sense.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: And also, but a lot of like a real assignment,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: a lot of times you just don't know each other.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, true pen pals. Mine's name was Nadia, but I
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: don't know what happened that bitch.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, But anyway, there's a the Idaho Prison pen Pals,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: which the best pen pals. Yeah, and pen Pal Day
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: is a thing, oh perfect. And then it's like an
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: account that Gina loves, she loves me my favorite. Yeah,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: so where's it, Deniedaho?
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: But the Idaho Correctional Facility, okay, And they do these
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: not super legal, but like you know, they they get by,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: like they'll have somebody they know record them and make
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: like a dating video, and then their friend will post it,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 4: and then somebody has collected all of them and made
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: an account. It's my favorite account. And there are some
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: people in here that I'd like you to get to know,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: and then I'd like you to guess.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: That they are in for Okay, So again I don't know.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: And we've talked about this, like where are you making
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: these videos and how they But people are looking either
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: for you know, people to correspond with, or they're looking
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: for people to put money on their books. Yeah, so
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: they can get some more honey buns.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: And they all say the same thing, just looking for someone.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: To vibe with, all right, so well, that's all you
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: can do.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: We'll hear their their Idaho prison pen pal message and
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: then we have to try to guess what they're in for.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: It's multiple choice, right, all right? Who's this first person?
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: This is Caleb. He's a real smooth talker. He knows
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: how to lay on the charm and he brags about
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: his feet.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 13: My name is Caleb.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: Just a young, tall, handsome fella.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 13: You're looking for a chick that's got asked that it
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 13: was like jello.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: So I got a size thirteen shoe. I know what
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: they say, but that's saying true came out?
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: Okay, so what so it's penis is not big maybe
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 5: being a little self deprecating.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: So he's got big feet, but not big meat.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 5: He would he's like a He's a handsome fellow looking
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: for an ass that jiggles like jella.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 8: Okay, So how are you trying to sell yourself that way?
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 8: Like you're basically saying you have expectations?
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, he's putting it out there in front of
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: just throwing some honesty out there.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 5: Well, he is in the.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: Idaho corrections program and you have to guess why is
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: he in prison for identity? Theft, witness intimidation, or assault
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: with a deadly weapon.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: M I'm gonna say assault with the deadly weapon. Yeah,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: And I'm gonna sa assault with the deadly weapon because
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: maybe he is trying to overcompensate for his small wiener,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: A tough guy being overly aggressive.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: You know, the witness intimidation, it was hither that was
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: it that?
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: Or the identity theft? No, he doesn't sound smart enough.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna say he sounds pretty dumb, so probably assault.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: I would make an argument the opposite. I would say
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: that he's maybe it's a lie. Maybe he does have
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: a huge penis, but he's making himself seem like he's
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: being Oh this guy is so super forthcoming and honest,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: you can trust him, and then that's how he gets
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: the information to steal your identity.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: Are you changing your answer?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: I'm sticking with my original assault with the deadly weapon? Greg,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: what was your intimidating a witness? Intimidating a witness?
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 10: I think it's intimidating witness as well.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: Anybody else intimidating a witness.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because he's tall.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 5: I go with the assault the deadly weapons.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: Assault with the deadly weapon.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: All right, Well, apparently with those big giant feet he
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 4: intimidated a witness.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: Oh and that's why Caleb is in prison.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: Oh man, yeah, damn it.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 5: Now, Sammy, I know you got these big plans to
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 5: get engaged soon.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm planning my engagement correct, But it's
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 10: happening in the matter of days.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: I want you to hold off on that because this
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 4: guy Ryan, he is the one that might actually make
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: you rethink being wistin.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: But oh, okay, okay, I'm here.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: We go Idaho, PRIs and Penpal.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 13: Hey, it was good. It's Ryan. I'm a tailing of
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 13: my sentence here in Idaho. I'd like to be at
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 13: the tail under you, but since that's not really in
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 13: the cards right now, I'd like to woo you with
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 13: my crocheted masterpieces. I can make blankets, I could make Yoshi's,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 13: I can make ladybugs or whatever else you want now,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 13: But for real, I'm looking to connect with some cool people.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: Hit me up.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, you talk about it.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 10: We have hobbies in commons.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: He already knows how.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 8: To crochet sentences almost Wait, so is Yoshi? Is he
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 8: talking about like the character Yoshi? Yeah, he's talking about
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 8: I don't know if that was Mario some kind of
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 8: yarn flange.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 5: And technically when I saw the video, it was technically
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 5: dry bones Yoshi. But that's okay Yoshi.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: Nonetheless, this would be a good guy for you, Sammy.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: Now is he in prison for child neglect, embezzlement or
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: burglary and grand theft?
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 5: Good, old Ryan a child neglect, embezzlement or burglary and
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 5: grand theft?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: Burglary and grand theft.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna say child neglect.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: With all that crochet about Yoshi and stuff, he might
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: be around kid cause that's something you can easily do
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: while you're watching kids.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Yes, maybe he's like that.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 10: Now he picks up the hobby in prison, right, must
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 10: make up for it.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: All right, man, it's what your guess. We're gonna go
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: with the kids, all right, greg Gory, child neglect, Sammy, burglary, Morgan,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: some kids f g child.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: Child all right?
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: He is in prison for burglary, and.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 6: You're killing it.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: I had to win at least one of these things,
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: all right.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 5: Now, Morgan, don't think I would leave you out.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 6: Oh thank god.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: This guy Paul might be right up your alley. He
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: has his own announcer hyping him up. Well, he's shadow
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: boxes for the camera.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: This is Paul. Hello, there are you tired of your
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: host bendal boring boyfriend?
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: Well, ladies, let me in the corner of love all
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: Cooper spending a sixty pounds of your dad bond. He
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: has the answer to all your problems. Due to a sensitivity,
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: we wait to talk about his dack size. But if
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: you like half feet and tater tots, he's your guy.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: So if you're interested in good times and a good laugh,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: let's get ready to run ball another.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're really putting out the size of a half
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: eat Todd.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: Maybe he did he make it cool.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: Some might call it a tic tac or a button
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: on a fur coat.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 5: Right, a baby tow a light switch? Huh okay, that's
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 5: good Old Paul for Morgan, I mean dad Bot and
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 5: big guy. Is he in prison?
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 6: Four?
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 5: Battery, soliciting a prostitute or stalking?
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 6: Oh my instinct gholiciting a prostitute?
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: Uh? I think the battery might be trying to throw
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: us off because of the boxing stuff.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: So the other two or what soliciting a prosttitude and stalking?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: Stalking?
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going stocking. All my guesses are the third one.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: You know what, Yeah, stalking Greg.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: Gory, the prostitute. Things seems like a night in the
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: local jail. I'm gonna say.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: Assault or battery whatever, battery, all right, Sammy, battery, battery, prostitute.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 6: But is it not an honor to be stalked?
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 10: Very complimentary, very nice, like he chose me.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: I mean, what are you willing to give out your address?
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: Or like you're looking at No.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 6: No, not random like maybe a guy in jail'd be hot.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, yes, for you.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: Morgan was writing to that guy jail and he stopped
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: writing me back. Cocaine, Jeff, your guest.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: He sounds like he's trying really hard to do so
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: I think stocker vibes.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 5: All right, Well, good news for Morgan. He is in
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 5: prison for battery, which she Oh that's sweet, that's what
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 5: you shot about. That's true. Okay, all right, well yeah,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: thank you, Yeah, you're so welcome.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: Well, look, I don't know how you get a hold
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: of these people.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: Does it tell you all?
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 5: They have the full doc.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: Number username on the video right there, Idaho pen pals. Okay,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: I thought that, like, once you saw this, you had
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: to do a little investigation.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: It's right there.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: Stick your tongue out.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: No Woody Show.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: And into another new hour. You're on the Woody Show, Woody,
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: Greg Dennis, Yeah, Gina.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: Phones open eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: send us a text, send your text check in over
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: to two to nine eight seven. Hopefully had a great weekend.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: Weekend cheers and jeers. I wanted to give a shout
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: out to my son who and I've yeah, I mentioned
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: a little bit, but you know, we we had some
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: struggles the first year and a half of high school.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: You know, it's the growing pain. And eight weeks before
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: the school year was about to conclude, I mean he was.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: He was in bad shape in chemistry, hardest class. And
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: you know we've had these discussions about time management and
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: doing things to kate keep ahead of the game as
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: opposed to, you know, always having to do catch up
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: and prevention. Right, And I gotta say, man, this kid
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: really got after it and he rallied. So he finished
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: the class. And when I say with eight weeks ago
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: he was he was far behind. He finished the class
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: with a B for the semester.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 5: That's crazy good for him.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, which can from where he was. That's that's incredible.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: I wasn't quite truy. I was willing to settle for
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: a sea, you know, like we can get to a C.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: But he he went above and beyond what was even
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: expected to, you know, bring himself to a I'd be lucky.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: If I got a D minus.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: The history I thought was impossible, angles or the formules.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: Everything, I just didn't just the concept of it.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: Did he make a fake volcano? So anyway, he's shown
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: that he can be response. Remember I told you that
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: whole conversation we had with him with you know, he's like, well,
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: you guys won't even let me, you know, drive.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, why would I? Okay, so you can't
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: show me that you can.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: Be responsible for the things we've already given you responsibility for,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: why would I give you even more responsibility. The response was,
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: and I quote, buruh, what does responsibility have to do
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: with driving? I go, well, I said, you're going to
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: need to come up with the answer to that, and
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: then you can come back to.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: Me while you're walking to anyway.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: So he rallied, and I said, all the things that
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: you want are the other sort of on the other
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: side of the work that you're avoiding, you know, and
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: which is a great quote, right, the life that you
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: want is on the other side of the work that
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: you're avoiding. Is the over here, right, But anyway, but
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: it's true, like you want to be able to drive, cool,
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: show me you can be responsible to these other things
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: and you can do this anyway. So sign them up
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: for for the driving thing. He's got to take that
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: written exam and do the whole thing. So he logs on.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 3: We signed him up for it. He signs on to
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: the to the thing, and the first thing that pops
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: up when he goes to take you know, just just
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: to log in for the for the thing, is this
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: thing about being responsible. It's so funny. This is the
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: first thing that popped up. Driver's license. A privilege. Driving
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: is your responsibility. It's a person holding a bunch of responsibilities.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: He goes, this is the first thing I saw.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: That's that old time yeah.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: Like blue stick man thing. Yeah, like AOL five yeah.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: H speaking of driving.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: This woman in Delaware, she just got her driver's license
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: renewed and it's good through twenty thirty three. You guys, interesting, right,
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: and you're like, why the hell is this a news story?
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: Why is that newsworthy? Yep?
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 13: What like?
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: Why is this in the news?
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: Well, I have a I have a clip here. Let
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: me let me find the ah man, what the hell?
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: What the hell did I do with it?
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: Get deleted?
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, son of a bitch, hold on standby figure name.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: I can know because it's like super long.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: Okay, why why is it such a big deal?
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 3: Oh she uh, she's dead.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: She's legally blind.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 5: She made her own license.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: She got an accident that day.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 10: She's ninety three years old.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's from the future.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: She died.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: She has been born yet what.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: Same as the close that. Her name is Susan Young Brown.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: She is not young. She's one hundred and eight years old.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 7: We got.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: Over one hundred, one hundred and eight. They renewed my
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: driver's license. Sounds safe, So safe until.
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  Speaker 9: Twenty thirty three.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 5: When I get up in the morning, I get down
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: on the floor and I am an exercise routine.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: I think I've been doing it for the last twenty years,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: since eight I told you.
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  Speaker 3: Last time I was at the DMV, this old lady
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: goes out of the building in a walker and like
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: goes walks right up to her car.
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  Speaker 8: She could barely open the door. I'm like, your response
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 8: time on anything has to be horrific.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I get it, like all, you know, shouldn't
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: really they need their independence and you know it's not
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: really like okay where you can live with them.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Make my grandmother who's ninety eight does not she's
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: not driving anymore.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: So that was better.
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  Speaker 3: You know, they should do. They should bring the old
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: people in there. The DMV check the eyes like you
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: would check the hearing like you know whatever, and then
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: have them play around to whack them all right, you got.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: To get a certain score. I think if the if
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: they want to keep their licenses.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: It's a certain reactions. Not a bad idea, right, it
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: seems seems reasonable, it does.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: That would be the perfect game.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: Uh Sea Bass weekend cheers.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: And jeers actually have.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 7: Speaking of audio clips, I want to go to my
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 7: main folder. I have a little clip right there up
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 7: top and cheers two bros, specifically the Tarps off Bros,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 7: which is becoming a big thing. It has been for
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 7: a while, but this is a it's been a trend
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 7: now for the Major League Baseball season, and it is
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 7: you get a bunch of bros together, you can buy
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 7: some cheap seats to whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Game you're in.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 7: You take them shirts off, oh sweet, tarps off, which
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 7: is sort of the the fun haha modern burbage barstool
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 7: style imagery or verba.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: But it's it's like poured into all other things too
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 3: that you do football game. It's big at the at
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 3: the Cardinals games in Saint Louis, they have a whole
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: section devoted to it. Now they have the Saint Louis
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: Battle Hawk. Uh you know football, they're doing the tarpsof
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: thing there right right. You'll see you'll see it.
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  Speaker 7: You'll see it, Like I said, any student section in
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 7: any football game in this in the fall, you'll see
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 7: it there. Uh and so I I you know, it's
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 7: it's time to cheers to that because it's unabashedly it's
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 7: unabashedly browie. It's it's now it's perfect, which you love,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 7: which again I do love it. I bros being bros,
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 7: like we should be allowed the stuff on them.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course I do.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 5: I thought you would say, this is so look at me,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 5: this is so pick.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: Me anything, Broie, he loves Yeah.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 7: But this is still that that's a fair it's a
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 7: fair criticism, Gina, And I definitely I wouldn't do that
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 7: today in my as an Els and Elderbrot, but it's
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 7: perfect for your state. Fifteen through twenty five year old bros.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 7: They're just screwing around. Uh here they are now. They
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 7: had the Cubs in town Folks who don't know. Cubs
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 7: are obviously the big rivals the Cardinals, and uh they
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 7: had pc A. You'll hear that's the name. It's Paul
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 7: Pete Crow Alan's something or other whatever is a big
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 7: hot shot all star for the Cubs. They're yelling at
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 7: him because when he all these brows together. And really
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 7: the reason I like it, Gina, is because it doesn't adds,
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 7: it adds atmosphere. It's like the the Bleacher bums in
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 7: the eighties and nineties for the Cubs, or the black
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 7: Hole for the Raiders, which had more stabbings or anything.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 7: So they're they're screaming at pc A for the Cubs
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  Speaker 7: and this happens, Oh l with you over it, fret a.
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  Speaker 9: Chin, he's having a knight. Look at this, hey s
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  Speaker 9: hey hits it. End of the parks row like that proparated.
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  Speaker 2: What that's what.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 9: That's what talent does it respond, So.
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  Speaker 1: I have to say that uncome stand so suck it.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he would have pointed like then the whole thing
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: where he pointed section.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: But he hit it.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 7: He hit it right, four hundred and forty four, right
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  Speaker 7: to the middle. He said, tarps off.
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  Speaker 15: People.
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  Speaker 7: I still my my As much as I love you
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 7: getting it in your face right there, I still think
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 7: it is. Honestly, do I do like it. I do
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 7: think it's a fun tradition.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: I hate the Cubs. I do hate the Cubs, but
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: like you gotta you gotta, you gotta, you gotta respect
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: right in your face.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 7: Oh then he made like a game ending like diving
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 7: catch later in the game, So so you know, but
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 7: still cheers.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah you can't.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 7: But here's the geers though, is the kid who who
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 7: caught the home run ball. If you catch it at
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 7: your home stadium, you gotta throw the ball back. That's tradition,
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 7: what you do. I was at a Cubs game in
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 7: the nineties as a little kid, and might we caught one.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 7: We were in the bleachers.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: My dad maybe throw it back.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh babe.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 7: So there's video you can find of the Cardinals fan
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 7: with his like, you know, some little dewed with his
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 7: shirt off whatever he his throw was.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: The girliest like you and not cheers just to him,
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: cheers to his father.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 7: If you had a son and he doesn't know, and
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 7: he doesn't he makes it past the age of ten. Yeah,
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 7: and he can't throw a baseball and a football properly,
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 7: you have failed. You are a failure. It's it's it's
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 7: because there's nothing wimpy or ladies. When you see a
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 7: man who can't throw a ball, there is there a clammy,
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 7: clam drying or thing hair, a desert of juices.
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  Speaker 5: It's true. I just assume that all guys can do
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 5: all that.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't think I've met a guy who can't
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 10: throw a ball that I know of.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: But when you see it, shame, shame.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 3: So you're saying he was there just for the dudes
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: with their shirts off.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 7: Getting now, No, I'm just saying, like it reminds us
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 7: of a guy used to work here who would like
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 7: he would he would get he'd have fun, but he
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 7: was also very theatery and then if you put him
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 7: in a kind of sports setting, it was just like gross.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: So yeah, that's why he revolted so hard against it,
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: like oh sports words, which.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: I get it for that kid.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 7: He's not he's not at this. But the thing is,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 7: these guys with their shirts off, they're not at the
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 7: opening weekend of Hamilton. They're at a baseball game. They
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 7: are when they are actively cheering for the baseball team.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 7: All right, So jeers, cheers to not teaching your kid
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 7: how to throw aball. Okay, cheers over all of the tarp.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: So guys, you guys are the money. The water is
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: a little money.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: There because it was a cheers and a jeers all
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: wrapped up kind of the say ate it and they
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 3: got they got served. I still overall cheers. Well, we
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 3: got some more Woodies show coming up for you next.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: Hang on. All right, the Scripts spelling Me just happened,
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 3: and I remember hearing any kind of like super fun
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: audio from it. Sometimes we get some really good stuff.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: This time around. I thought it was interesting how they
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: did a speed round. I don't remember them ever doing
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: that before.
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  Speaker 9: Spell this.
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  Speaker 1: I think it came down to a couple of people
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: sea bass. Also, what's Scripts Scripts Institute? That's a good question.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: What is Scripts.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 3: The company?
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  Speaker 1: But what what is I don't know what they used
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: to make phone books or something. Right, did they well?
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 7: And the reason they did the speed round is because
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 7: they if you just did, we had like twelve Waight
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 7: Ties a couple of years ago, right.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: A highly influential, independent nonprofit biomedical research facility.
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  Speaker 5: Well, and they're also a TV company like Yes, s c.
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  Speaker 1: R I p P Right, not like script right, script,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: I have some of the lightning round. Put your computers
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: down sea.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 3: Bass and Greg damn all right, so we'll see how
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: you guys. I do have a dumb ass spelling bee
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: for men.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: Let's go through some of the just a couple of
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: pick a few out here. Well, we'll do one word
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: at a time.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: I've never heard and for probably all these.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 3: Are kids who are spelling. These stupid kids, Yeah, dumb kills.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: I've seen.
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  Speaker 7: There was a documentary about these kids one time, and
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 7: it's just that it's like this twelve year old goes
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 7: home every day and just reads the dictionary. Now, look,
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 7: because we have this I think discussion recently where what
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 7: happened and like ten years later, they're all doctors and
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 7: scientists and PhDs, and so they did they.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: Do quite well?
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 5: I thought they're all strippers.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: Gidding okay, so c mass and Greg?
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: All right, all right?
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: First word with I, may I have the country orange
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: co with well Wales Wales, okay, Jesus Wales.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 4: You can ask for you can ask for the definition? Yes,
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 4: please please a traditional Welsh metrical poem.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: Metrical with could use that with I with I all right,
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: I'll take a stab at it.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: With I O k I w I t h a I.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 7: Welsh is an insane language. It's it's probably got like
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 7: some letters and amber sands in there.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: I'll go yeah right with c h.
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  Speaker 5: W y t h y a e apostrophe, I mean
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 5: way off but closer than Greg.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 5: It is see why w y d d a U.
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  Speaker 3: Insane?
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: The hell?
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 5: The next word A moot A moot? Definition please, A
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 5: riot or public disturbance?
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: A moot?
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: How do you spell it? Please use that word in
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: a center.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 3: Both write down because like if you tell Gregg he's right,
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 3: maybe he was close? Is the country of origin does help?
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: Though? Ye?
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 5: Please, let's go with French. Oh, let's go with fresh
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 5: and that one more time. A moot a moot and.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 3: That's a said A riot, A riot or public disturbance
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: isn't that that thing that goes around a castle?
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 5: Exactly?
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: Is it?
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 3: Is it a motor a moot? Is it a moot
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: or a moot? A moot, a moot or a moot?
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is like that kid.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 7: I'm killing him to get the audio a mot or
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 7: a well, because I don't know. Did what he give
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 7: you the the emphasis?
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 11: Yes, haroun?
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: What's the word? What's the word again?
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 11: Haron?
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: Say it again?
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 11: Hair wink, hair run, hair hair run, hairline, haron, hair lip,
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 11: harling hair un a b the word hair run?
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: My god, harring.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 10: Hair run.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: Say one more time, kid, come out.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: We're gonna put your head. Yeah, absolutely, I'm gonna go with.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 3: E A E A U M you t all right?
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: Greg?
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: Had you spellance?
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: I did E E apostrophe?
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 3: That's not a bad idea.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 4: Greg's closest, but no, but you're still closest. E with
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 4: a little tilda over it that m e U T e.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 4: We were both pretty fam Yeah you said a mute.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 5: You're missing an ether a m u t am it.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's pretty you know. Sorry. One more like these
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 3: words that the two smarties in the room are getting.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 3: These are from the lightness from the lightning round of
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 3: the scripts national God, the children are up there.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: And lightning right, I mean it was very impressive.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, let's go with uh. I'm just making sure
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 4: I can say these right, Peri mea and perry mea.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 3: Okay, I guess that's Greek?
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: Is that right?
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 5: Sure?
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: Oh you didn't give her the That's that's very important.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 4: I do have a definite okay. A proverb or proverbial
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 4: saying a paramea parama.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: I don't feel like the emphasis is not right there.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 6: But num nam.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 10: Numb nut.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: Is a felt or sheepskin pad place between a horse's
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 3: back and the saddle to prevent chafing. Can can I get?
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 3: Can I say it and then you say it?
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 9: Numb nah numb na.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: Horse the first.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 5: Place, numble.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: What's the definition of paramea.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 5: A proverb or proverbial saying perimea?
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, you're saying it's strange, it's got to be.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 5: That's how it's I'm looking.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 3: And there's even a pronunciation, guy there.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 5: For to that is the pronunciation we should How about
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 5: p A r A m e A.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna go with p.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: E R I.
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  Speaker 5: M I Y a deal with a couple of idiots. Here,
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 5: p A R O E M I A.
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  Speaker 1: I told you look, menace, I got close, close, pretty close.
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  Speaker 3: I can't p E R R I M I A.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: Sure that's the phonetic.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, nice work.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 13: Well.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 16: Here he is America's newest letterman, beating two hundred and
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 16: eighty five other spellers to win it all. Evan Dorney,
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 16: the thirteen year old king of the Words. He had
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 16: no problem taking the crown. Evan joins us this morning,
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 16: thanks for being with us. Did you say my name wrong?
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 16: My name is Evan O. Dorney, Evan o' doorney. I
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 16: am sorry if I said it wrong. Were you surprised
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 16: that you won?
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 13: Not?
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 16: Really, you didn't look surprised that you were you were
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 16: You were homeschooled?
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, shocking?
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah? What is that like?
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 3: Do you like getting my teachers?
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 16: Would you rather go to schools? The public school with
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 16: some other kids?
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 13: No?
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 16: I like the called What did your mom say when
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 16: you finally won?
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 5: I don't know my mom's set.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: You better ask my mom if you answer that question.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: This social skills school.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 3: Spell it again, dumb ass spelling bee. Next on The
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 3: Woody Show with menace.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: Hang on what you show?
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 3: All right, So we had Greg and sea Mass take
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 3: a shot at some of the words from the lightning
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 3: round of the script's national spelling beel the ball. Yeah,
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 3: now what I have here are some words ninth grade
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 3: words spelling bee words, and I have, of course, menace.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 3: And we're gonna put you up against Morgan Today's.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: It's like you are men. You get poked in the eye,
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: you forget how to spell, You're not allowed to.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 3: Have any ailments.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, apparently perfect.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 3: This is like Ferbie is talking to each other. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 3: because all of a sudden, Yeah right, I'm I can't spell. Okay,
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 3: So there are white boards in front of you. We're
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 3: gonna do it one word at a time, one word
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 3: at a time, and while you're trying to figure out
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 3: if you can spell this word or not, the rest
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 3: of us take a guess if you're going to get
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 3: it right. Okay, right, and then when it's time, you'll
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 3: hold up your boards and show us how you spell
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  Speaker 3: the different words. Dumb ass spelling be word number one,
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 3: let's go a cemetery. Oh, cemetery easier than the word
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 3: that Greg and seed Mass.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: Had to try. You know, a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: All right, so you know what this word is.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: It's not Welsh before.
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  Speaker 3: Now do we think that, uh, you think they're going
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 3: to get it?
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 5: I think Morgan's going to get it.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 3: Yes from Morgan?
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  Speaker 1: Menace No, I'm double double no double no. What do
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: you think?
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 3: I think menace no, and I give Morgan?
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: Sure? Why not?
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 3: She wrote very quickly? She did, She wrote it down.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 6: I feel confident, but usually that doesn't work out for me.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 5: All Right, I think there's one letter that you're counting on,
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 5: you guys.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 3: Let me know when you're ready. Okay, cemetery you'll see.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I agree, Greg, but we'll see got it.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: Got it? All right?
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 3: Mark it down, h Morgan, hold up your sign and
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 3: tell everybody how you spelled it.
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  Speaker 1: M E T A R y d. Greg, alright, what say?
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: I did it?
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 3: But I put the c E m A t.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: E r y.
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  Speaker 5: Oh man, both if they're so close the same M
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  Speaker 5: E T E.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 13: R y.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, alright, so RaSE neither one. I got a point
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 3: on that, nor damn that's what I originally had.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: All right, crap, you're ready to go, Morgan? All right,
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: the next word dumb ass spelling bee.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 3: Descend descend like you are descending the steps. Okay, what
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 3: do you think, greg, double no again, double no, Sammy.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: Ce bass with the nose, Yes, menace no? All right?
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 3: I think, uh, double no is what I would go
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 3: with on this one. Okay, double no menaces?
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: You're ready to go? All right?
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 3: Now you'll haul it for sign and you'll you'll recite
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 3: your spelling. We'll start with you this time.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: D E c e n D descend D e c
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: e n D descend d E s c e n.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 3: Dan's got a point on that, E s c e
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 3: n D descend there, all right, all right, next next word? Definitely,
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 3: this is a tricky one. It is dumbass spelling b Definitely.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 3: I definitely wouldn't want these two teaching my kids.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 6: Anything because I know I checked this out and it
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 6: auto corrects me a lot with this one.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 3: Autorect?
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 3: So what do you think, Gina grad I think.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 4: She's going to use that autocorrect as a life lesson.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 4: I'm going to say yes to Morgan to menace.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: All right. I second that yes to Morgan to menace.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 3: Double double no. Bonus points to Morgan for using a
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 3: metic excuse computers would do it for me computers.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 6: It's called being young.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 3: H all right, everybody's markers down to start with you first, Morgan,
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 3: d E f I n I t.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 2: E l Y.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: All right, d E f f E N t.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 5: L Y defend the defense.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: Sorry, all right, with another another point for Morgan. Now,
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: what do you normally get wrong?
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 6: I think I used to put an A in.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 3: It, so c E No, that's all.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: I thought.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 5: Either you're gonna like not put the second e in
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 5: or something, or maybe I used to do d I
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 5: F I A.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 6: I don't definitely I remembered it, right, So let's not
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 6: confuse me.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 3: All right, clear your boards, dumb ass spelling be uh,
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 3: let's go with hmm, let's go with uh counterfeit.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: I would like to start with the double note, all right, can.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 3: Counterfeit, counterfeit money, counterfeit, tickets, counterfeit not like Oh, well,
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know. This base looks a little small. I'm
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 3: not sure the counter rull fit counterfeit well, the counterfeit
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Well, they just say bootleg. Yeah, you
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 3: say double No by here, I think either one gets
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 3: it right. No, No, all right, menace, We're gonna start
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 3: with you markers down. I'll start with you this time. Okay,
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 3: it's ce O U n T E r F I
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 3: T counterfeit, all right, Morgan, c O you n T
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 3: E r F E I T. Wow, menace, you were
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 3: so close.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: Just fix it.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you just you missed it by one letter.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: Damn letter, Like.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 3: If your girlfriend has a hot outfit on, you got
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 3: to counter that. Yeah. Now, before the segment started, we
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 3: got a text from the three two three My money's
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 3: on menace.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Well, we have new people listening all the time.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 3: You are being supportive. Okay, one more word for this
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 3: round of the dumbass spelling beak and these are ninth
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 3: grade level words. The word this time is eighth.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: Oh I know this one.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 6: You better know this menace like before you.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: Were in the ninth grade. You were in eighth grade.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 3: But it could be other things, yes, such such as
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 3: how much do you want for lunch?
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: I ate some.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 6: Wait, it looks weird when I write it down, though, What.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 5: Do you think I was gonna just go full optimism
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 5: and say double yes.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: All right, Greg Gory, Yes, Morgan, no menace, bass go
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 1: with Greg.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 3: I think bless points if you say if you spell
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 3: it with it.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: Well, damn it, don't Samuel.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 3: I think I'm going to go with Gina double yes,
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 3: the markers down, Yes, all right, well Medice, Unfortunately you
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 3: don't have there's not enough points to be able to
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 3: come back and win this round. But this is just
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 3: for Funsie anyway, Morgan, you first eighth e I G
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 3: H t H all right, menace, I have the same. Yeah, weird, Wow,
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: that's how you do the dumbass spelling one over eight
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 3: infraction from yeah. So there was a new study looked
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 3: at misspelled words, looking at Google trends for the most
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 3: misspelled words, and so they did that by seeing how
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 3: many people typed in how do you spell? Follow by
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 3: whatever the word was, and the number one word that
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 3: people misspelled bougiee okay, favorite really through really yeah.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 5: Go through the tunnel.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah's a slang word. But also because I think people
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 3: see I like fast food sometimes drive th h R
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 3: U spell It's like I remember, like, uh, there was
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 3: a grocery store by our house and used to piss
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 3: my mom off because they would have the sign up
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 3: in the window for whatever the sale and they would
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 3: spell night N I T E. Being I don't know
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 3: if that was to be yeah, right, pissed my mom
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 3: up business common misspelled word tomorrow.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 5: I could see that. Really, how many ms? How many ares?
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 3: Because beautiful niece? Oh yeah yep, and then separate?
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 1: Really do you know what?
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 3: Does the autocorrect really easily is available? Available?
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 3: I don't even know how to spell it? Figure out?
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 3: Give give a vail?
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: You can't well you're saying straight up, you can't spell
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 1: it's available? Funny here what read it? Write it down?
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 1: Come on, well here have you here? Well have you
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 1: both write it down down? Yeah?
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 3: You write it down and then uh yeah so dumb. Yeah,
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 3: you were the one was panicking before this started. Yeah,
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 3: all right, let's see. I hate it when Brett, when
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 3: lunch isn't available till ten thirty for Menace to put
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 3: his marker down.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 1: All right, so hold on, you can't even see it
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 1: because my marks well.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 3: Okay, uh okay, but Morgan spell available. A V A
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 3: I L A B l E available available.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 1: All right, Menace, Let's see what you got there? A
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 1: V A I B A L E.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 3: Holding out to the camera to say, look at that
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 3: A V A I B L E he's getting.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 1: But then when I put that in. It doesn't auto correct,
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 1: it knows what you needs, dude. That's when you know
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 1: it's really dumb.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 3: Like I've had that before to where it's like I've
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 3: butchered it so hard where it's like it doesn't even know.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 1: What to suggest. I don't know what you mean, man,
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 1: from that good I don't even know how to help
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 1: you here, all right?
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 3: Eight seven four Woody text over to two two nine
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 3: eight seven more Woody Shows, next.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 1: The Woodie Show.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 3: All right, well, we've got.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 1: A new animated podcast, you guys be in a minute.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 3: And what has been one of our favorite things? Probably,
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 3: I would say what has been our favorite thing that
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 3: has happened on this show in at least the last
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 3: seven years, no question, Oh maybe not of all time.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 3: It's right up there though. Getting a chef in studio.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was it, guess too. Yeah, yeah, And that's
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 1: pretty good. The day that changed all our lives.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 4: It's probably still not quite as good as as the
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 4: shock up heard around.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 1: The world, That is right.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 3: She is referring to when Morgan made the announcement that
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 3: she and dumbass Tyler were gonna be roommates.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 1: Yes what and then we found out they they made out. Yeah,
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 1: there was the whole thing.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 3: They got even better. There was the whole thing about
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 3: the chicken and the sink.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, about salmon.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 6: Miller's so many good memories.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 3: That's when I started falling. And we heard about you know,
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 3: Tyler getting flowers for himself.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 6: This sounds better?
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 3: Are we at the Are we at the point where
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 3: we could start laughing about this yet? Or like, I
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 3: don't know, Tyler, is it too soon still?
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 1: Or like like what are we?
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 3: Is it okay to? I mean we've been laughing about it.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 3: You're good now because you got to do a place
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 3: to live.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 1: I've been over that stuff for like how long it's
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 1: been a couple of months now or whatever.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know about a couple of months. I
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 3: don't know how long it's been multiple weeks. Yeah, okay, Well,
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 3: I mean we we heard so many other I can't
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 3: remember all the other details of things that happened in
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 3: that time. Oh, like he had offered when Morgan's mom
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 3: came to visit, he offered up and I think I
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 3: kind of know maybe what he was doing at that point,
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 3: he was maybe angling, so like, oh, because you guys
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 3: had made up, maybe this is an opportunity for you
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 3: to say, oh, well, you know, you can just stay
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 3: in my bed with Yeah, but I think he was
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 3: just trying to be nice and well, why is your
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 3: mom staying on the couch here? So these are all
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 3: things that are referenced. I bring these things up not
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 3: to drag Tyler through the mud.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 1: Again.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 3: I bring these things up because we have a brand
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 3: new animated podcast where the song that Sea Bass had
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 3: produced for this whole thing has now been made into
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 3: a music video, a proper video. Have you ever been
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 3: in the music video before, Tyler? Have you ever been
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 3: in a music video of any kind?
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, come on that? Yeah?
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 8: Have you?
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 6: But very low budget ones me and my girlfriends?
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, SoundCloud YESOD like dropping stuff.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 6: I used to have the nickname Spicy White.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 3: I told you she is menace, thank you fifteen years prior. Yeah,
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 3: should I say white menace?
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 3: So for those who need a refresher, now you can.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 3: Of course, this is radio. You can't see the video,
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 3: but we have a new animated podcast which is the
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 3: music video for the banger Tyley Cyrus's Flowers. Yes, you
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 3: can see it right now on our YouTube page YouTube
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 3: dot com slash The Woody show Menace is sending out
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 3: stuff on our social media with the links and stuff
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 3: as well. You can check it out here we go.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 1: They were drunk and we're.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 13: You just do the floor, sleeping in my bed.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 1: She didn't want much, want you to leave long.
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 3: I love this, so I said, I bought myself flowers
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 3: when I was really same with my star Wars.
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 1: Made you so juicy, particularly little made. It's a it's
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 1: a great song.
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 3: It's even better animated podcast music video Tyler Cyrus's Flowers.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 3: So now your story will live on forever.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 5: Tyler, Tyler, you really buff in that video.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 1: That was an extended version of that song. I could
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 1: be wrong, No, no, we can, we can do that.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 1: He was holding up remix.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 3: He was holding up his signed the entire time as
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 3: we were listening to that. Said, I hate Sea bad.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 1: Oh it's not nice.
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 3: It's not nice at all. He went through all that
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 3: trouble to have that music video made for you, and
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 3: hour and the song and the song why.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 1: To make you a star. I'm not talking. You have
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 1: this giant lot. It's too big, and I'm not laughing.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 1: The Woody show Man. There's been some Taco bell drama,
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 1: you guys.
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 14: In the news.
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 3: Employees of the Taco Bell in Florida, they were getting
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 3: things ready to open the store for the day and
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 3: they noticed the guy outside in the parking lot. They
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 3: could see he was doing something, just couldn't make out
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 3: exactly what he was doing. But as they got closer,
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 3: they realized that he had whipped it out for everybody
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 3: to say. So they called the cops and when they arrived,
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 3: the guy was still outside with his pants down. They
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 3: arrested him and they looked through his backpack and inside
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 3: his backpack, what did they find of stock? Certificates from
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 3: like GM and four.
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 1: Balls, dip, some birds.
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 3: Plants for nuclear fusion. Guessing all right, well, Morgan's the closest.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 3: They found a live fish there inside of a container.
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 3: The cops in the report they named the fish Baja blast.
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 1: That's what I call funny. And Baja blast comes to zero,
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 1: by the way, and they say.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 3: And the cops also said that the man and his
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 3: quote chimmy chonga, they don't was out during the incident.
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 1: Creeper dude.
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 3: He was arrested taking the jail. Now there's another Taco
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 3: bell drama. Store.
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 7: Also that was that was masturbating guy drama. That was
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 7: a taco bell DRMA. They're getting dragged in.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 3: Well, now there's a shirtless guy at a California taco
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 3: bell wearing a kilt who shut off power to the
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 3: taco bell after he was beefing with some customers. The
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 3: customers could be heard calling him a myth and he
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 3: responds with a racial slur and then he lets him know,
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 3: I'm an electrician and I could shut the power off
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 3: this entire building.
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 1: And then he walked outside. That's what he did.
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 3: Here's the laudio of the of the beefcian. They try,
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 3: you're gonna turned the building power?
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 1: Prove it?
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 2: I mean it.
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not a meth gamefully employed.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 3: They didn't call Yeah, I'm electrician. Here I read mocking im.
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 1: Oh look it's electrician for you. Did you hear?
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 8: What else is going on with young brands who owns
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 8: soccer Bell. They also own Pizza Hut. They're trying to
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 8: sell it off, so ye like to spin Pizza Hut
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 8: off into its own company. Equity companies trying to buy them.
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 3: Is it the same guy who's trying to reopen a
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 3: bunch of pizza hut restaurants. I give the old school
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 3: ones because that guy's been in the news a lot.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 3: Here later, yeah, rules support it, like he's opening actual
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  Speaker 3: with the red checker.
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  Speaker 5: The Tiffany lamps, lamp cups.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like back in the day how pizza huts were
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  Speaker 3: before they were just all basically takeout locations.
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  Speaker 5: That was a family like restaurant that was like your
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  Speaker 5: weekend activity.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, because that guy, he's been in the news a lot.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, maybe if that's the same guy. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know if he's a part of this company trying
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  Speaker 3: to buy him, but maybe they maybe they see the opportunity,
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  Speaker 3: like all right, well, this guy really wants to take
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  Speaker 3: off and run with it. You don't really see many
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  Speaker 3: of those combo locations anymore on road trip.
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  Speaker 5: Happened to KFC because it was kin Taco Hut.
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  Speaker 1: That's the same thing.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but so is KFC no longer a part.
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  Speaker 3: Of this No, KFC is part of they are owned by.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Here another piece of fast food drama. Now you might
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  Speaker 3: have seen something miss there's like a week or so ago,
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  Speaker 3: the McDonald's worker caught in a viral video appearing to
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  Speaker 3: contaminate customers fries. This happened in Massachusetts. The employee was
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  Speaker 3: filmed stuffing French fries into her mouth and then putting
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  Speaker 3: them back into the serving carton while joking to the camera.
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  Speaker 3: So you want French fries today?
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  Speaker 9: Right?
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  Speaker 1: The clip exploded.
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  Speaker 3: Online, massive backlash. Please get involved, they said. The woman
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  Speaker 3: expected to be formally charged, but I don't. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: what would the charges be, I'm not sure, but tampering
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  Speaker 3: with yeah, yeah, they're trying to determine whether contaminated fries
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  Speaker 3: were actually served with the customers or if she just
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  Speaker 3: did it.
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  Speaker 1: For the camera.
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  Speaker 5: Everybody's got to be funny online.
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  Speaker 1: But was that funny?
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  Speaker 3: I was touching and messing with other people's foods in
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  Speaker 3: any way?
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  Speaker 1: Funny?
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  Speaker 3: What kind of idiot wuld think that's funny. Well, when
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  Speaker 3: you're a teenager, it's funny. When you're a teenager, it's funny.
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  Speaker 1: Or I was young. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The restaurant owners quickly fired the workers involved.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, all they say it violated the franchise is food
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  Speaker 3: safety standards. Oh really, you have to put that in
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  Speaker 3: your statement, just so you know it's perfectly clear. We're
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  Speaker 3: not down with it.
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  Speaker 5: We don't ask them to put the food in their mouth.
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  Speaker 3: Local health official officials reviewed the restaurant afterward, and they
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 3: found everything else is oki doki.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I bet they did.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all. It's all good.
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  Speaker 1: Back to that kilt guy. Yeah, you know how Mena says,
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  Speaker 1: why do we have opera? We have movies now like
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 1: back in the old timey days, that's all they had.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I feel about kilts. Like in twenty twenty six,
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  Speaker 1: if you're wearing a kilt, oh, what's she's doing.
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  Speaker 5: Some dudes love wearing a kilt.
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  Speaker 3: It's a certain type of guy. And I know what
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  Speaker 3: you're saying. We have one he works right down the hall.
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  Speaker 3: There's a guy who shows somebody killed a couple times
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 3: a year. Right. Oh really, he's obnoxious. He likes everybody
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  Speaker 3: to know that he's there. Exactly right, nice guy, but
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 3: he's with him. I am, But but it doesn't doesn't change.
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  Speaker 5: He's not wearing a kilts part of this.
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just because someone's an attention hord, it doesn't mean
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 3: that you can't be friends. Right, we have We literally
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 3: have a saying coined by Woody. Oh he's here because
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 3: somebody's whistling or singing at the top of their lungs.
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 3: Out in the hallways, people are working. Things that are
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 3: going on. Not that he's really disrupting anybody, but it
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 3: is a cry for attention. Oh hey, everybody. He's not
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 3: allowed to celebrate it.
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 1: He just did that the other day.
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 3: I was standing at the urinal taking a leak and
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 3: he walked in and he's whistling and he's like making
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 3: it like Greg, it's the opposite, Like Greg wants to
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 3: go and like right out into the woods and take
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 3: a dump. He's whistling and singing on the way in,
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh hey, everybody, VAL's.
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 1: Here, you know.
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 3: And then he gets into the stall and then on
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 3: my way out and go, hey, man, enjoy taking your dump.
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 1: Oh hey, thanks buddy.
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  Speaker 3: He's a nice guy.
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 1: He's a super nice guy. And like my heritage, man
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 1: is they're dressed like peasants. They had bandanas on their heads.
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 1: Should I wear that?
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 3: Greg walked in wearing a bandana.
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 1: If anybody beats, so, I'll join you. But Bush got first.
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 1: I work on my cross.
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  Speaker 3: You weren't super low to your eyebrows? Awesome, Like whatever,
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 3: there's kilts, there's bagpipes, so you know, I'm not a fan.
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 1: Bagpipes. But it's kind of like Sonic Youth. You pretend
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 1: to like Sonic Youth, you pretend that you look good
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 1: and the kilt you don't. Well, then you know you don't.
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 3: You had to tough it up by having the knife
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 3: or the weather.
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 5: You know, that's a warning.
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 3: That's that's that's hanging on your leg with your garter.
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  Speaker 4: That's cute because also you don't wear because you don't
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 4: wear underwear with the kilt you the commando.
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, ideally is that right else to put the knife
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 5: going to be?
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  Speaker 3: If you're going to be traditional, if you're going to
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 3: be authentic, oh yeah, and you do want to be
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 3: authentic about.
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 5: It, you're going to wear it.
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 3: That is traditional for real not to wear underwear correct.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, but like whatever, you got a free ball. It's
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  Speaker 7: it's not no one's doing it because they're actually Scottish
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 7: hanging out. They're doing it whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, the only other guy I
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 1: know that does it, he is a me Bangers and Match.
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  Speaker 3: He is a gay guy and like access to wood Yeah,
• 1:54:09
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  Speaker 1: That's in sensitivity training for a politically correct world show.
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 1: I don't care about your feelings.
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  Speaker 3: All right, well let's go do it for Monday Noise
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• 1:54:30
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• 1:54:34
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• 1:54:37
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• 1:54:38
  Speaker 3: Congratulations to Andre, grand prize winner from North Hollywood going
• 1:54:42
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• 1:54:47
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• 1:54:50
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• 1:55:00
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• 1:55:28
  Speaker 3: Greg Gory, party words a wisdom please.
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. If you want to lose weight, drink more water.
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 1: If you want better skin, drink more water. And if
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 1: you hate somebody, drown them.
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 3: As Betty uss, I guess it's like call potheads will
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 3: tell you to cure's everything broken arms from my wife
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 3: it's water. Yeah, I have a headache. Oh I haven't
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 3: been drinking enough water. Oh imnausous, I haven't been drinking
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 3: enough water.
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 1: I have a fever. I haven't been drinking enough water.
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 5: I totally agree with her.
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh my my muscles on my legs are sore.
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 1: I must not be drinking enough.
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  Speaker 5: You're dehydrate it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, thank you very much, Great Gory two
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  Speaker 3: one twenty Nicole Alvarez Ibi, thank you so much for
• 1:56:09
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  Speaker 3: this morning. You know with lovid appreciate you for that.
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 3: The rest of you guys can suck it. We'll catch
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  Speaker 3: you back here on Tuesday. Have a great day. SMD
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  Speaker 3: double M I quit this bitch,