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- 0:00This week on the Writer KHN podcast. Lots of books, good ones and
- 0:04bad ones. If you read a book and it excites you, it scares
- 0:08you, it thrills you, it arouses you, go back and look and
- 0:11see how they did it. How did they use words and pacing and plotting
- 0:15to evoked up emotional reaction. If you read a book and it sucks,
- 0:19if it loses you, if you don't believe the characters, if the dialogue
- 0:23is flat, go back and analyze why what mistakes did they make? One
- 0:28of the great things about writing is all of the greatest writers ever have shared
- 0:33their secrets with you. Welcome to Rider Khan, a gathering place for writers
- 0:37to share their knowledge about writing and the writing world. Your hosts are William
- 0:41Bernhardt, best selling novelist and author of the Red Sneaker books on writing,
- 0:46and Laura Bernhardt, award winning author of the Wonderland File series. Hey they're
- 0:51writers. I'm joined today as usual by our sound engineer, Jesse Ulrich and
- 0:57Laura Bernhardt, the award winning novelist and one of my co conspirators on Ryder
- 1:03Khan, which is as we record this exactly one week in the rear view
- 1:07mirror. Laura, you were there all four days. Did you have any
- 1:12favorite moments from ryder KHN this year? Oh, favorite moments? Of course,
- 1:18I had lots, but let me pare them down. I loved I'd
- 1:23set up ahead of time to do a meet up with some of our first
- 1:26timers, and that was a wonderful experience. I had so much enthusiasm in
- 1:34the hotel lobby when we joined together, and I took them around and made
- 1:38sure that they were comfortable, and they were delightful people. I also really
- 1:45love when we hand out the awards at the end, the looks on people's
- 1:49face, yes, the contest winners, people who were there. Was just
- 1:56there was such a good energy there this year that it really was a delightful
- 2:00weekend. But I think getting to meet all the new people and then getting
- 2:05to see people light up when they won the contest or probably won my favorite
- 2:07moments. Well, that meeting is important, and I gotta admit I don't
- 2:12really even understand it, but I can see in the email that I get
- 2:15people are going to the to a writer's conference for the first time and they're
- 2:20very nervous about it. I mean, to me, show up, have
- 2:24fun, learn stuff, but I know that's out there, so you were
- 2:29there to calm nerves and what. Yes, I've been to some conferences before
- 2:35where I didn't feel like people who'd been there really reached out, and it
- 2:39gets to be what I was trying to avoid was that people had been there
- 2:43before, we're kind of in a group, and new people were kind of
- 2:46left feeling like outsiders. I wanted everyone to know they were very welcomed with
- 2:51very open arms. And I thought, if we did that the night before,
- 2:54we'll get it out of the way and everybody can start first minute,
- 3:00day one and hopefully have a great experience. So that's what I was wanting.
- 3:04I didn't I've been to some places where I just didn't feel like anyone
- 3:08cared if I was there or wasn't, and we do. So I wanted
- 3:13to make that, make that very absolutely do well. That was terrific.
- 3:17Jesse, how about you? You were all over the place, since she
- 3:21had about six different jobs. Favorite moments from ryder Con. I mean,
- 3:25so I loved how there was a group of younger than me people there,
- 3:30which felt it was nice as not being like the younger person. Scarlett,
- 3:34the thirteen year old old I was gonna say me talking to Scarlett and her
- 3:38mom I think was the highlight of my time. It was just Scarlett's amazing
- 3:44and her like incredibly supportive mom who also loves reading. Like they were just
- 3:47great, and it was just such a well put together thirteen year old,
- 3:52like she could have an adult conversation with me about adult things, and I
- 3:54can ask her like fun things about her illustrator and her pets. We were
- 3:59compared cat photos at one point. It was it was just great to have
- 4:02such a weird, fascinating mix of different kinds of authors there this year.
- 4:08Some of those younger attendees dubbed me conference mom, which I also dearly love.
- 4:14Yes, and they were all dressing up throughout the weekend, which was
- 4:16just it sort of mixed my two loves, which is like comic con and
- 4:20cosplay and read. So it was great. It's fantastic. Well. Our
- 4:27interview today is with Lee Goldberg, who was one of the few people I
- 4:30know who's been successful with both novels and screenplays. He's a number one New
- 4:36York Times bestselling author over forty books. He's had enormous success with his eve
- 4:42Ronan series. He created the Hallmark movie series Mystery one oh one, and
- 4:47now he's gotten what was originally going to be a standalone thriller called Malibu Burning.
- 4:54I mean, it's still coming out. It's just the first book in
- 4:57a series. Now. I don't want to confuse anybody, but Malibu Burning
- 5:00has just been released. It involves a master thief with a conscience and the
- 5:04dogged investigators trying to stop him from pulling off the ultimate heist amidst a raging
- 5:12wildfire. And boy can he talk about fire. We will talk to Lee
- 5:17after the news segment, Jesse take us away. This first story caught my
- 5:38eye, not because I read it and thought, well, that'll help people
- 5:42learn how to write, because it probably won't, but it does for me
- 5:46reinforce why we do it. You know, the great the importance of art
- 5:53and particularly I think writing. And that's derived from a New York Times article
- 5:58about people using writing programs as therapy and performance art in jail. And it
- 6:05does a wonderful profile with someone they call mister Johnson, who brings to the
- 6:13jails in the Minneapolis area, sometimes as much as forty times a month.
- 6:17He visits them and tries to tap this incarcerated pool of literary talent, brimming
- 6:25with insights about of course the criminal justice system, but other things as well.
- 6:30He gives them writing prompts, they respond, they generate some really first
- 6:35rate material. According to these sources, Johnson founded a nonprofit organization called Free
- 6:43Writers. He trained his instructors, and now they're branching out to many other
- 6:47companies, and people are saying that this is a wonderful addition that these writing
- 6:54programs have generated critically acclaimed work and provided intimate glimpses into life behind bars in
- 7:00the United States, which is you probably know, has the largest incarcerated population
- 7:05of any country in the world. Laura, I know you've taught writing in
- 7:12many different venues. Are you saying how this could be beneficial to the prison
- 7:16population. Absolutely. I've actually seen I've seen a group who takes rescue animals
- 7:26into prisons and the people there, incarcerated, are taught a skill of basically
- 7:35working like a vet tech, and they're taught how to care for these animals,
- 7:39and it gives them something beneficial that they're doing that gives back. I
- 7:46think this is a likewise incredibly helpful outlet for people so that they can work
- 7:53through things, and it's not something we're proud of that we have more people
- 8:00jailed in the US. And I think we can learn from other countries finding
- 8:07ways to help avoid incarceration. But people who are there, keeping them busy
- 8:13and active and allowing them to nurture, whether it's another another like an animal,
- 8:20or their own drive to write and share their experiences, I think can
- 8:24only be full. Yeah, I think so too, Jesse. You have
- 8:28any thoughts on this? Yeah, well, this reminds me. There's a
- 8:31nonprofit here in Oklahoma called Poetic Justice that teaches mostly for women in prison,
- 8:37but teaches them poetry as a way of dealing with the trauma of their lives.
- 8:41And it's an incredibly moving experience when you read someone who never really thought
- 8:48about poetry, maybe didn't care that much in school, but like using the
- 8:52medium of writing to sort of deal with the situation that they find themselves in.
- 8:56And it's incredible. I mean, we are imprisoning a lot of people.
- 9:01We should find better ways of actually rehabilitating them instead of just putting them
- 9:05somewhere for a long period of time. Agreed, And isn't it a nice
- 9:09change of pace to have a story that's not about mystery writer murdering anyone or
- 9:16yeah, and then writing a great book with their children about said murder.
- 9:20Yeah. Instead somebody using writing, you know, to do what it's supposed
- 9:24to do to create good in the world. Okay. News story number two
- 9:28has to do with the fairy lute phenomenon. That's Lute l Oot. Did
- 9:35I hear you making a grunting noise or something? What was that? Who?
- 9:41Me? I made a little happy squealing noise. Yeah, happy squeeling
- 9:43nise. I'm sorry I couldn't see your face. Let's start this over,
- 9:46okay. Okay. Also, also, Bustafer was climbing all over me and
- 9:50I was trying to get him down. Sorry, we can start over.
- 9:54My second news story has to do with the fairy lute phenomenon, and that's
- 10:00Loot l Oot. Just in case you're looking for their website. I have
- 10:03to thank our daughter Katie for tipping me off to this story. During Ryder
- 10:09Coon, which I probably mentioned was just a week ago, we had a
- 10:11silent auction and by far the item which eventually sold for the most amount of
- 10:20money was one of these beautiful fairy loot editions of a recent fantasy novel In
- 10:26case you're not aware, these are a lot like if you're my age,
- 10:30the Folio Society from England or Easton Press books. People taking books and making
- 10:35very fancy editions, in this case with gorgeous covers and scalloped edges that have
- 10:43art drawn across them. They're just beautiful, beautiful books. But Fairy Loot
- 10:48is not doing the classics. I mean, some of them might become classics,
- 10:52but they're doing new or contemporary books, usually books that have targeted young
- 10:58people, most of them in fantasy. But I noticed the most recent one
- 11:01comes from Jennifer Barnes, which some of you will remember was one of the
- 11:07first ever guests on this podcast, a tremendously successful young adult author. And
- 11:13these books are really, you know, not only of course bringing people to
- 11:18reading, but being bringing people to an appreciation of how beautiful books can be.
- 11:24Laura, I know you're all over this story. Why are these things
- 11:28so popular and expensive? Well, I think the very loop concept of that
- 11:33subscription box that shows up when you subscribe to it is a real winner.
- 11:39I think subscription boxes are very popular right now. But as far as the
- 11:45books themselves, you nailed it. They've got those beautiful sprayed edges that have
- 11:50the designs on the side, some of them have guilt on the front.
- 11:54They're gorgeous collectible books, and I think if they're targeting the younger crowd,
- 12:01because there's a real resurgence in print books among young people. We keep hearing
- 12:05that young people don't want to read. Everything's going digital. But right now
- 12:11we've got a big push for retro with the younger rip. You know,
- 12:16they're bringing back vinyl. They like things that are retro and this will make
- 12:20you feel old, but they're starting to feel like print books give them that
- 12:24retro vibe. And when something this beautiful shows up that you can put on
- 12:28your shelf, it's collectible, it's elegant, it's something that. Yeah.
- 12:33I got to hold that book that we had up for auction, and I'll
- 12:37agree I was. It cast its spell on me. I could not get
- 12:39over the beautiful designs on the edges. I'm pretty smitten myself. Yeah.
- 12:46At one point, my niece Barbularns pointed to it and said, do you
- 12:52know what that is like? She couldn't believe we had one Yes given away
- 12:56to somebody. Absolutely it only because Katie is on top of things and snapped
- 13:01one up before the real fervor. Yeah, did we even have one?
- 13:05They're hard to get, I was, yeah, I was just on their
- 13:07website. You have to join a waitlist for both the y A version and
- 13:11the adult version right now. So wow, that's but you're I think you're
- 13:16totally right about this retro thing. And you remember on the cruise the Rhyderk
- 13:20on cruise, Amy talking about how she talked to somebody and who was all
- 13:26over retro and was like, look at this, I'm reading a book made
- 13:28of paper. Yes, I know. I mean we should point out like
- 13:33it wasn't authors or book readers that decided we had to have ugly looking books.
- 13:39That was. That was capitalism that was trying to make books as efficient
- 13:41as possible. Used. Yeah, books used to be gorgeous all the time,
- 13:46all of them were. And then you know, I mean like I
- 13:50can't I can't read like a the you know, the commercial paperback type books
- 13:54because like, one, the fonts too small, and two it doesn't feel
- 13:58comfortable to read. I mean that compact like books used to be big and
- 14:03beautiful and pretty. And I'm glad, I'm glad this is coming back as
- 14:05listeners in this podcast. No, I read all my Kindle, but I
- 14:09still buy nice copies of the books I love because I like to hold them
- 14:13and smell them. Yeah, but did you see anything that you'd buy?
- 14:16I mean, it looks to me like maybe I'm wrong, but it looks
- 14:18to me like most of these books are targeting young female readers. I mean,
- 14:24I wouldn't something I could give a lot of fantasy books, yet a
- 14:28lot of fantay books. Yeah, it was kind of hard. I was
- 14:31looking at some of the adult fantasy options and they weren't necessarily books I was
- 14:35familiar with, but they didn't seem overly famine. I guess the website's branding
- 14:41is more towards women than as men, but I don't think it's turning men
- 14:46away. And as far as technology goes, they have an unboxing video on
- 14:48their homepage. So that's very very mixing of the two, the two aspects
- 14:54of this, the realness of it, but then also for a younger audience
- 14:58who likes to make videos of them opening packages, which is still an amazing
- 15:03thing that exists that I'm like, I could have been doing this fifteen years
- 15:05ago, and it knows a thing. Yeah, all right, Jesse,
- 15:09you up the music. Let's talk to Lee Goldenberg. Welcome to the podcast.
- 15:20It's great to be here. Glad you've dropped through a straining order.
- 15:26It was a quick broke quote, so you know, okay. Traditional first
- 15:30question, if you could offer writers one piece of advice, what would it
- 15:35be? Read lots of books, good ones and bad ones. If you
- 15:39read a book and it excites you, it scares you, it throws you,
- 15:43it arouses you, go back and look and see how they did it.
- 15:46How did they use words and pacing and plotting to evoked up emotional reaction.
- 15:52If you read a book and it sucks, if it loses you,
- 15:54you don't believe the characters, if the dialogue is flat, go back and
- 15:58analyze why what mistakes did they made. One of the great things about writing
- 16:03is all of the greatest writers ever have shared their secrets with you. They're
- 16:08right there in black and white on the page for you to look at.
- 16:11If there's a book that just absolutely love, deconstruct it. Look take every
- 16:17scene and put up on the wall with index cards and try to understand how
- 16:21the plot worked and how it moved, and how the key information was revealed,
- 16:23and how the jokes were staged. You can learn so much from good
- 16:27books and bad books just by reading them. That's really a terrific answer.
- 16:33That would be a great idea for like a writer concession, to have somebody
- 16:38deconstruct pride and prejudice or whatever something I did that. I did that all
- 16:45the time I saw a TV show I liked, or read a book that
- 16:48I liked, I would take it apart and try to understand how it worked.
- 16:52And even the bad ones, especially the bad ones, why did they
- 16:55fail? Mistakes did that writer make? Why did they lose? Me?
- 16:59And I think it's important and there's so few other industries or forms of art
- 17:04where you can do that, where you can do an autopsy on something and
- 17:10learn from it. Talking about what let's talk about what you're publishing now,
- 17:14Malibu Burning. Now you've been doing those Eve Ronan books right for a while.
- 17:18But this is a standalone thriller, right, No, it's actually a
- 17:22series. Now. When I wrote it, we're a standalone thriller. But
- 17:26the pre orders were so huge for the book that before it was even released
- 17:30by publisher said you've got to write a sequel, and it has to be
- 17:33ready for us to have for pre sales when your book comes out. So
- 17:37the sequel, Ashes Never Lie is already finished. It's coming out in a
- 17:41year from now, and that book has had so many pre orders. I'm
- 17:45about to start on a third one. So it's been it's been an interesting
- 17:51ride for me. What a Fand that's the first time I've heard that answer.
- 17:55That's terrific. So this book came out what like a weeks ago as
- 17:59we record this, and it's already a hit. It's already a hit.
- 18:02I'm retiring. I'm gonna move on to a yacht with my mistress, Siena
- 18:07Klaas all day. You're living the dream. That really, that really is
- 18:12kind of a best case scenario there. I was going to ask you,
- 18:15why did you move away from the Eve books? Well, I haven't haven't
- 18:19actually done that. I mean, the Malibu Burning is set in Los Angeles
- 18:23County with two arson investigators, and the fire in Malibu Burning is the same
- 18:29fire at the end of Lost Hills, the first Roman novel, so there
- 18:33an oblique reference is made to even in the book. But the sequel,
- 18:37coming up in September twenty twenty four, Ashes Never Lie is a crossover with
- 18:41the ev Ronan series. She's in it as well. So I haven't given
- 18:45up. And I have a book coming out in January, Dreamtown, which
- 18:48is the next ev Ronan novel. That's fantastic. So you've got you didn't
- 18:53let it go. I was really curious why, and then you kind of
- 18:56answered my question that this was very successful. But no, you're going to
- 19:00keep going with both. I love that. Congratulations, Well, thank you.
- 19:03So tell us about Malibu Burning. What's it about? I mean Burning
- 19:07is both a big, over the top, action packed heist CONMT novel and
- 19:14it's a police procedural. I wanted to go back to doing those kind of
- 19:18big stage sort of a picture, you know, popcorn movie novels that I
- 19:23did with my Ian Ludlow series and as I did it with the books I
- 19:27do with Jenet Ivanovich. But at the same time, I have this big
- 19:30new audience that expects police procedurals for me. So I decided to marry the
- 19:34two a police procedural with a big heist and to do a different kind of
- 19:38police procedurals I mentioned earlier. These are not traditional homicide investigators. There arson
- 19:45investigators, which we haven't seen much of, if at all, in crime
- 19:48fiction. So at the beginning of the book, there's a dual track.
- 19:51There's creating the highst building the heist, you're with the bad guys as they
- 19:56do it. And then there's the other track of the arson investigators looking into
- 20:00the biggest wildfire in California history and realizing, wait a minute, there's more
- 20:04going on here than it appears. We think there's a heist. And then
- 20:08the two timelines collide to what I hope is a hybrid sort of crime novel
- 20:14thriller. Sounds terrific. It's exhausting, but not to read, right,
- 20:21maybe to write not to read. I had no gray hair before I wrote
- 20:25that book. I was also fifteen years younger and did not have this chin.
- 20:30Oh that was a tough book, man. Yeah, all right,
- 20:33Speaking of things few have accomplished, like being both a successful screenplay writer and
- 20:38book writer and having your book turned into a huge series launching hit before it's
- 20:45even released. You've also this is the one that really irritates me, Lee,
- 20:48You've also received two Edgar Awards. What does that feel like. I'm
- 20:53going to ease your irritation. I have not received two Edgar Awards. What
- 20:59I've been nominated tonight the hotter I deserve, the claim I deserve. Okay,
- 21:06now I feel I'm a hard drinker. This is vodka. I'm gonna
- 21:10take a swig now that you reminded me of my crushing failure to win,
- 21:14I damn Edgar. Sorry nominated. I'll never live that there. But being
- 21:22nominated is still pretty good. No, it's not. I have to win.
- 21:26I have to have that gold plated State hero myst to remind me that
- 21:33I'm not the fraud that I know I am. People always talk about your
- 21:38characters and how unique and Okay, maybe not always, but frequently they talk
- 21:44about your characters, and You've got a unique one in this book. Do
- 21:48you have a process how do you get inside the minds of the characters you
- 21:51create. I always start with character. I have to be intrigued by them.
- 21:55I have to know what their conflicts are so I can bring out the
- 21:56drama and the humor. This book is a little bit different in it that
- 22:00I think I started with the plot and not character. But usually I start
- 22:04with characters and the plot comes from that, and then I have to spend
- 22:07much with these characters on the page in my head, I better enjoy spending
- 22:11time with them, and or my reader won't. So that's yeah. These
- 22:17are just characters have to interest me, and I assume of thel if they
- 22:19do that, they'll interest you. That's a good rule of thumb. So
- 22:22this time around, your protagonist is a thief, though granted he has a
- 22:26conscience and a particularly a depth move. I thought you've given a motivation for
- 22:33wanting to commit this crime that you know has an emotional or a personal basis.
- 22:38Why'd you do that? Because bad guys are the heroes of their own
- 22:44story. They don't think of themselves as bad guys. They think of themselves
- 22:48as really great guys just maybe doing something that's unconventional, or maybe a little
- 22:52bit against the law, or are a little bit violent. Whatever. Bad
- 22:56guys don't wake up every morning go more. I want to think over the
- 23:00world. Right, women and kill livers and babies. Now, they have
- 23:04lives, they go to the bathroom, they have people they love, they
- 23:07have goals, they have dreams, they have disappointments, they have mothers and
- 23:11fathers and family. They're fully rounded people. So I always ask myself who
- 23:15are they and why are they doing? What? They're doing, and what
- 23:18is their own self image. It's not always just about money. That's that's
- 23:22part of it when you're a thief, but there are things going on in
- 23:25your life that make you a thief, a background and pressures on you,
- 23:29and expectations you've placed on yourself. So I always think about what are they
- 23:33doing all the time? What are their goals? They are just sitting around
- 23:37waiting for the detective to show up. Their life isn't all about the detective
- 23:40solving the crime when someone comes to interview them. They're in the middle of
- 23:44something else. They have plans for the day that didn't include this guy growing
- 23:47up at their house, So what's going on in their mind? Who are
- 23:49they even have to see us? From the point of view of my detective
- 23:52or other protagonists, I keep the bad guy. I put that in quotation,
- 23:57what he's doing and what his day is about in my mind, and
- 24:00what his point of view is, because that colors the dialogue and the interaction.
- 24:03I think it's a huge mistake when writers create one dimensional characters who exist
- 24:11to serve a purpose rather than being characters with an emotional life of their own.
- 24:15That's also how I deal with violence. To me, characters are not
- 24:18just targets. I mean, these people have people who love them, people
- 24:23who depend on them, people they are responsible for. So these deaths have
- 24:27meaning and have repercussions. So that's how I approach characters. And the other
- 24:33key to my approach to characters is humor. I don't believe these unremittingly dark
- 24:40books that have no humor because it's not real. I don't know about the
- 24:42two of you, but in my own life and some of the saddest,
- 24:45most tragic moments, there's always been some kind of humor. And I'm not
- 24:49talking about stand up comedy and making jokes, but the humor that arises from
- 24:55conflict, from putting different people together an unusual and unexpected situation. Humor arises.
- 25:00It's it's natural, it's unnatural not to have it. And I think
- 25:06having humor, especially with the quote unquote bad guys, humanizes them and draws
- 25:11the reader in. It allows them to invest emotionally in what I'm writing about.
- 25:17I absolutely love that. I have given a talk a couple of times
- 25:21about character motivation, and I talk about that very thing, about really thinking
- 25:26about what drives that character and what's going on outside of that and avoiding that
- 25:32that one note mustache twirling, evil bad guy, and you just you really
- 25:37expended on that nicely. I really appreciate that advice. You did a lot
- 25:42of research for this book. Is that correct? And you were even interviewing
- 25:47some Arson crews, a ton of Arson investigators. Yeah, is this a
- 25:52family audience or am I allowed to use profanity here? How bad is it?
- 25:56The only difference is whether I have to check the box campus. I
- 26:03interviewed a lot of Arson investigators and I came up with an approach that I
- 26:07want to share in this podcast to committing this arson. And I ran it
- 26:11past this one guy at the ATF and he cursed me. Why are you
- 26:17cursing me? He said, because that could actually work and we wouldn't know.
- 26:22You want to change it in my book? He said, no,
- 26:26damn you. Now I gotta go do it. We can go do it.
- 26:30I gotta go set some fires using your approach and then analyze them forensically
- 26:34and otherwise to see if we could detect them. So he went out and
- 26:37did it. He would fires using my method, not you know in the
- 26:41in the community, but you know in their testing area. They're the parking
- 26:45lot of the ATF or whatever. You know. He tested all these different
- 26:49variations on the way I committed Arson and my characters rather, and how it
- 26:56might be detected, what's left behind? And he sent me the videos and
- 26:59he also to me about the test results, and he told me that's why
- 27:03he likes talking to creative people, authors and screenwriters, because they're bureaucrats.
- 27:07They don't have imaginations, you know, not bureaucrats, but they're they're scientists
- 27:11or investigators, and they by talking to writers, we give them ideas they
- 27:18wouldn't otherwise have different ways of looking at a crime. So they walk about
- 27:22what I call with my stupid questions. Wow, that is fantastic. And
- 27:29I hear you learned something about convict fire crews. Yes, what is that?
- 27:34Well, there's actually not a TV series about it. I think it's
- 27:37called fire Country or something on CBS. But I wrote this book well over
- 27:42a year and a half, two years ago. Who hadn't been a TV
- 27:45series yet. But the state of California and a lot of other states uses
- 27:51convicts to fight fires, sort of like a modern variation of a chain game,
- 27:55And in return for fighting fires, these convicts get to live out in
- 27:59the country and very low security camps, and they eat good food, and
- 28:03they're spelling mountain there, and they're risking their lives for nothing. And they're
- 28:07also promised, you know, when you get out your years you spend as
- 28:10a convict firefighter will help you get a job as a real firefighter, which
- 28:14is a complete lie. Oh oh, doesn't happen. But the state of
- 28:21California would have to spend a billion more dollars a year on firefighting if they
- 28:26did not have these convict firefighters essentially working for free doing everything a fireman does
- 28:30when not getting paid for it or having a health plan or a pension or
- 28:34any of that. The only difference is they're wearing orange suits and the other
- 28:37firefighters are wearing yellow or something like that. But there have been efforts to
- 28:41end the convict firefighter program, but the state of California just can't afford it,
- 28:45especially now, and we're dry as a bone here and just sneezing creates
- 28:48a wildfire. Wow, let's go back to that. An interesting tidbit that
- 28:59you were taught king about that you came up with a whole new way of
- 29:04I won't give anything away, but you mentioned it already setting setting of fire,
- 29:10and then you talked about how it sparked the investigators to actually go and
- 29:14do this. What did they send back to you? You mentioned that you
- 29:17got to see. Well, I don't want to go in too much detail
- 29:18so give away how I'm my bad guy setting these fires. But they showed
- 29:23the method, They showed that it worked, and they showed what it left
- 29:26behind. And in many cases it left nothing behind. You want to let
- 29:30something behind in certain situations, and even then you have to know what to
- 29:33look for. So they set me They scraped the ashes on rocks and concrete
- 29:38and stuff and told me what the chemical tests came back with. But that
- 29:41could take weeks. By the time you get that information, the fire is
- 29:45long since over. My book, they're trying to resolve this in the heat
- 29:49of the ongoing wildfire. They don't have time to wait for the lab results
- 29:52they send stuff in, but instead they go with their gut. They say,
- 29:56we think this is what's happening. We can't prove it yet. And
- 30:00right now, you know, the resources of the fire department in the LAPD
- 30:04are all marshaled against saving people's lives and saving structures and fighting this wildfire not
- 30:10about hunting down the possible, especially when it doesn't look like an arson was
- 30:14involved. It looks like a wind driven wildfire created by fallen power lines.
- 30:18So all right, my two guys are basically looking into this without any of
- 30:23the resources they need put in their lives on the line. That's how my
- 30:29dad used to talk. My dad was a television anchorman. All was cool
- 30:34today, all the time. He talked like this, even in casual conversation,
- 30:40which is funny for about thirty seconds when it's your entire freaking life a
- 30:45little irritating. Yes, well, I'm glad you amused us for a minute
- 30:49there, just a minute, stop down. No, that's very intriguing.
- 30:55Thank you for sharing that about your book. What does your typical writing day
- 31:00look like? We get We get asked that a lot, so I'm going
- 31:03to ask you. Well, I start by lighting up the crack pipe.
- 31:07I'm watching some fay. A typical day for me, A typical day,
- 31:14I do my best writing between eight pm and two in the morning, so
- 31:18you know, I'll go to bed at like we wake up on a normal
- 31:25day about ten, have breakfast, answer emails, and basically spend the day
- 31:30doing the business of writing while rewriting the crap I wrote the night before.
- 31:34Then I have dinner and I start writing fresh again, and I do that
- 31:38until the book is done. But you know, I have so many other
- 31:41things going on my life. I'm not just writing books. I also have
- 31:45a small publishing company. I also when there isn't a writers strike, I'm
- 31:48usually writing a script or two on contract each year. And I also have
- 31:53to do things like this sorry, do interviews, and I do book signings
- 31:56and speaking engagements. So the day gets full of distractions, which means it's
- 32:00easier for me to rewrite during the day than to write from scratch, so
- 32:06to speak. Well, you've got a series now at Hallmark, right,
- 32:08the Mystery? Okay, Laura, you just take it from here. Okay,
- 32:19for his drink again? How many movies did you get out of that?
- 32:22Seven? Oh? Well, okay, I'm feeling less sorry now,
- 32:28But tell us about that experience. What's it like working for Hallmark? What's
- 32:32it like working for Hallmark? Well, it exists in a world where there's
- 32:37very few minorities, no profanity, no adultery, no alcohol, no sex.
- 32:44It's hard to create conflict in a world like that. It's very wholesome.
- 32:49It's it's a the Hallmark world, it's a it's a whole different planet.
- 32:52I've done a number of Hallmark movies, a couple which, because of
- 32:55the pandemic, we're shot. I wrote a couple Darrow and Darrow's with my
- 33:01good friends. You've Sutton to create that show. It's it's it's wholesome entertainment,
- 33:07and that's fine, but it's a it's a difficult to write a crime
- 33:13drama without the sort of vices to create murder and uh and the sorts of
- 33:19things that motivate crimes. And it's it's it's I mean, it's changed a
- 33:22bit, but it's too much of a lily white, conflictless world. It's
- 33:25almost like uh, Mayberry R and D. You know, it's Is it
- 33:32hard to construct a mystery when there can be any conflict? Yes, when
- 33:39you have romance or even a kiss is considered pornographic. But oops, it's
- 33:45a corpse. Someone should do something about that. So I remember I once
- 33:51was talking to a hallmarking executive about future movies in the series, and I
- 33:55pitched an idea and she looked at me, she's are you out of your
- 33:58mind? Do you think this is showtime? We can't do that story on
- 34:02Palmark. I said, it's funny you did today at noon? Went what
- 34:07I just pitched you in nineteen fifty seven episode of Perry Mason. So why
- 34:12is it okay at noon on Hallmark? But not okay Hallmark Mysteries and movies?
- 34:16And that's not a dear me to my friends at Hallmark. Oh god,
- 34:20not oh wow? Okay. Well, it is clear that you have
- 34:24had some varied and exciting experiences on your writers journal journey. Are there any
- 34:32survival tips you've picked up along the way or anything you can offer our listeners.
- 34:37Have a sense of humor, stay grounded in reality, because television is
- 34:40not reality on screen or behind it. You have to keep your wits about
- 34:45you. I'm My greatest achievement as a television writer producer is that I've been
- 34:50married thirty five years. And I'm not no no adultery or anything. And
- 34:53I'm not addicted to anything. I'm you know, I'm not well, that's
- 34:58not true. I drink a lot of diet coke and you put a box
- 35:00of Oreos in front of me to last about ten seconds. But otherwise,
- 35:05and I've seen my Hollywood career. Way too many marriages fall apart, see
- 35:08way too many writers who have alcohol and drug and other addiction problems. There's
- 35:15so much pressure and so much phoniness, and there's so much that's wrong with
- 35:21Hollywood. But that's true of any industry. So you just have to stay
- 35:25grounded. You have to remember what's really important to you. It's more important
- 35:29than I be at home for my daughter's first school play than it is I
- 35:34stay late at the office writing dialogue for a talking dolphin on sequest. Thank
- 35:39you for that. One of the great life really really a breath of fresh
- 35:45air. I appreciate that. I also appreciate hearing from a fellow night owl.
- 35:50So many people want to tell us we have to get up early to
- 35:52write, and I'm not alone. If I have a question at one thirty
- 35:58in the morning, a legal question or a writing question, I can send
- 36:00a note to my sister who's a lawyer, and show answer right back or
- 36:05question. My brother Todd, me and my siblings are all on the same
- 36:08bio clock. We all do our best work late at night, which is
- 36:13which is fine, all right. One last question. You kind of touched
- 36:16on this earlier, but what's next from you? God, I've got so
- 36:21much. I have a book coming out in November called Calico. Also another
- 36:24dual timeline thriller, a police procedural in present day and a eighteen eighty three
- 36:30western that share the same dead body that's in November. And then I have
- 36:36the is It the fifth E've wrote in novel Dreamtown, coming out in January,
- 36:40and then the second Sharp and Walker book, Ash Does Never Lie,
- 36:44coming out in September twenty twenty four. I've also got a whole bunch of
- 36:47book tour events coming up between now and January. If you go to my
- 36:51website Legoldberg dot com you can find all the places I'm going to be signing
- 36:55books and telling lies. That's what fiction writers do right professionally. Yes,
- 37:04Hey, Lee, this has been a blast. Plank so much for being
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