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- 0:00Speaker 1: This episode of Busting with the Boys. The Boys is
- 0:02Speaker 1: presented by Barstool Sports. Welcome to Busting with the Boys.
- 0:05Speaker 1: My name is Terry Lawan. Your dad to my right
- 0:08Speaker 1: is some might say best friends his words not mine,
- 0:12Speaker 1: but also wolf uncle soothing voice of Some people say
- 0:16Speaker 1: it was we found out in this podcast handsome ass
- 0:18Speaker 1: cat before and after the teeth, but definitely after the teeth.
- 0:22Speaker 1: The teeth definitely knocked you up like two notches, which
- 0:24Speaker 1: is an impressive That's like a twenty percent deal, you
- 0:27Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Yeah, bang.
- 0:28Speaker 2: I think somebody asked me on my Twitter question how
- 0:31Speaker 2: much were the teeth?
- 0:32Speaker 1: How much were they? Fourteen grand? Fourteen grand? I'll tell
- 0:35Speaker 1: you what, every penny too. Yes, your teeth you have
- 0:37Speaker 1: Patrick Mahomes teeth shut out Clinton Newman worth every penny
- 0:41Speaker 1: Clinton shoutout, shot outs to Clinton Clinton. I've been thinking
- 0:44Speaker 1: about doing the.
- 0:45Speaker 2: Best, the bestment I ever made. Sorry, sorry, sorry, Yeah.
- 0:50Speaker 1: I've been thinking about doing the teeth thing. But I've
- 0:53Speaker 1: just two straight right now. They're not yellow yet. But
- 0:56Speaker 1: when I look at your teeth, I think to myself, man,
- 0:58Speaker 1: I like some choppers like that.
- 1:01Speaker 2: You almost lost what you're gonna.
- 1:02Speaker 1: Say I almost lost it, but I didn't. I'll tell
- 1:05Speaker 1: you what though, I'm I'm bubbling. Am I telling me
- 1:07Speaker 1: right here? Because you made me hot by interrupting me.
- 1:10Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Are you already getting mad?
- 1:13Speaker 1: I just know the last time with the fucking deal
- 1:16Speaker 1: with the intro.
- 1:17Speaker 2: I think hot. Take you kind of like getting a
- 1:22Speaker 2: little worked up in the interview.
- 1:23Speaker 1: You think I like getting hot and bothered, is what
- 1:24Speaker 1: you're saying from you. You like it when you think
- 1:27Speaker 1: I like it when you rile with me up.
- 1:29Speaker 2: I think so. I think it helps you deliver in
- 1:31Speaker 2: the intro.
- 1:31Speaker 1: Well, we're doing a shit job right now, aren't. We'll
- 1:33Speaker 1: go ahead take it over. I'll tell you what, ladies
- 1:35Speaker 1: and gentle meen. Welcome to bus with the boys. My
- 1:36Speaker 1: name is Tailo one, a company by will Compton, the Uncle.
- 1:40Speaker 1: Need you to do this a little favorite, a little
- 1:41Speaker 1: quick tippit before we jump on the thing, all right,
- 1:43Speaker 1: put us on pause, but not yet, Wait till you
- 1:44Speaker 1: finished seeing the whole thing. Then put us on pause.
- 1:46Speaker 1: I'll tell you actually again when to pause, and then
- 1:48Speaker 1: we'll know. Here's the deal. Close your eyes, open them up.
- 1:51Speaker 1: What do you see you're hearing whatever. If it's Tuesday,
- 1:53Speaker 1: you're seeing. If it's Monday, you're hearing. I need you
- 1:56Speaker 1: on the early day, on the Mondays, on the tuesdays,
- 1:58Speaker 1: those are the big days. Those are the tears. One day.
- 2:00Speaker 1: I need you to go. I need you to subscribe.
- 2:02Speaker 1: I need you to rate five stars from the boys.
- 2:04Speaker 1: I need you to go to your social media platform.
- 2:07Speaker 1: Maybe shout out the boys all right on Instagram, or
- 2:09Speaker 1: maybe you go to Twitter, or you go to Facebook. Boy,
- 2:12Speaker 1: the boy didn't have Facebook, but some people do all right,
- 2:14Speaker 1: and we like it. I think we have a TikTok,
- 2:15Speaker 1: but we don't want to use the TikTok. I think
- 2:16Speaker 1: it's a little a little weird, little up and down
- 2:18Speaker 1: the TikTok. You know what I'm saying. We're here, we're taking,
- 2:20Speaker 1: then we're talking, then we're not taking. There we're talking.
- 2:21Speaker 1: It's kind a weird little deal right now. What you
- 2:23Speaker 1: need to do, though, hit all them deals, throw them
- 2:26Speaker 1: a follow, follow, pick up your phone, call, call a friend,
- 2:29Speaker 1: say hey, bust one of the boys. Have you heard
- 2:31Speaker 1: of it. They'll say no, I've never heard of it.
- 2:32Speaker 1: You said, okay, well, I need to go to your Instagram,
- 2:34Speaker 1: and then you need to explain to them exactly exactly
- 2:37Speaker 1: what I just said. Now record the conversation. Record the
- 2:39Speaker 1: conversation and put it on. I need you to now
- 2:43Speaker 1: pause me and go do it. Thank you for doing that.
- 2:45Speaker 1: Now that we are no longer paused, we have we have.
- 2:47Speaker 1: We have a great podcast for you today, a lot
- 2:49Speaker 1: of a lot of upcoming topics. We hit the we
- 2:52Speaker 1: hit the Redskins deal, we hit the Cam Newton deal.
- 2:54Speaker 1: We hit the boy, Patrick Mahomes. The boy called Patrick Mahomes.
- 2:57Speaker 1: He actually answered, it's been twenty four hours since he
- 3:00Speaker 1: signed that contract. Yes, and this man's picking up phone calls.
- 3:03Speaker 2: I won the golf course, Cherry.
- 3:04Speaker 1: If I sign a five hundred million dollar contract, I
- 3:06Speaker 1: might just get rid of a phone. You know what
- 3:08Speaker 1: I'm saying.
- 3:08Speaker 2: I'm different.
- 3:09Speaker 1: I might not give a fuck anymore. You know what
- 3:12Speaker 1: I'm saying.
- 3:12Speaker 2: What's crazy? Is the answer? And he said, half a billy,
- 3:14Speaker 2: what's up?
- 3:14Speaker 1: Yeah he did say that, didn't he? Yeah? I or
- 3:17Speaker 1: maybe he didn't. But you have to watch the whole
- 3:19Speaker 1: entire episode to find it out, won't you. All Right?
- 3:21Speaker 2: The big subject, Oh that was a big one.
- 3:25Speaker 1: That one actually riled me up pretty good for about
- 3:27Speaker 1: fifteen twenty minutes. Yeah, what a burger, ass, dude, fucking
- 3:31Speaker 1: ass I had.
- 3:32Speaker 3: Then.
- 3:33Speaker 1: Then you also hear in the podcast that I actually
- 3:34Speaker 1: laid on my sort a little bit and I kind
- 3:35Speaker 1: of remember because it was thirteen years old and an
- 3:37Speaker 1: out burger though i've had recently, and my god, it's
- 3:40Speaker 1: like heaven between two buns. Baby. All right, no pause,
- 3:44Speaker 1: I see you looking at me though that went through
- 3:46Speaker 1: your head. I'm just watching. I'm I'm just.
- 3:48Speaker 4: Delicious meat in between two buns. Delicious, you know what
- 3:53Speaker 4: I'm saying. Just taking that meat in between those tight
- 3:57Speaker 4: two buns. And that's in an out burger, dude.
- 3:59Speaker 1: Or between two lettuce bunds because we can go protein
- 4:02Speaker 1: styalar my buddy bloss nos speaking of blosses here, so on,
- 4:06Speaker 1: uh shut up back here. He has not been around
- 4:11Speaker 1: called I called boss when heyes, Hey boss, what's the deal.
- 4:13Speaker 1: Why don't you? Why haven't you been around? But I'm
- 4:15Speaker 1: happy to have him back, dude, So electrostack to have
- 4:17Speaker 1: the boy back. Thank you for watching this always, Big hugs,
- 4:20Speaker 1: tiny kisses, drop the hook, Love you to death. That's
- 4:23Speaker 1: another pod voice.
- 4:24Speaker 5: Congratulations, leave down.
- 4:40Speaker 1: Fucking boys. I see a colored shirt in the back,
- 4:44Speaker 1: fucking killing him out there, buddies, Zach got pissed at
- 4:47Speaker 1: that sum shoulder. He is a little spark boy. So
- 4:51Speaker 1: that's the thing about Zach Patton as you one minute,
- 4:55Speaker 1: it's all good, are we going rolling? That's the thing
- 4:59Speaker 1: about Zach Man is one minute he's fucking happy, go
- 5:02Speaker 1: lucky guy when her to fly, And then you say
- 5:05Speaker 1: something that a little hillbilly boys just irks him a
- 5:07Speaker 1: little bit. And you know what it is, though, little
- 5:11Speaker 1: man syndrome. No, you think he's got that.
- 5:13Speaker 2: I mean everybody. Everybody does inherently. It's genetics. It's just
- 5:17Speaker 2: how much it shows.
- 5:18Speaker 1: Who's taller, boss or uh Zach? Oh ship, good question, Boss,
- 5:24Speaker 1: you got a little man syndrome? Yeah, for sure, got that thing.
- 5:29Speaker 1: That's the first That's the first thing you gotta do
- 5:31Speaker 1: is you gotta you have a problem. You gotta acknowledge it.
- 5:33Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, little man syndrome. It's not the
- 5:35Speaker 1: worst thing in the world unless you're like Napoleon. Like
- 5:38Speaker 1: Napoleon had that ship. Hey, go ahead, he's a mic
- 5:42Speaker 1: he's back there.
- 5:43Speaker 2: We got six.
- 5:43Speaker 1: We got six back then, you know we got where
- 5:45Speaker 1: we were deep all white.
- 5:47Speaker 6: I wouldn't even say it here is a volume. I
- 5:51Speaker 6: would say, it's just more of a chip man. I
- 5:53Speaker 6: don't think it's a little man syndrome. It's more of
- 5:55Speaker 6: a chip on my shoulder.
- 5:56Speaker 1: Yeah, like that hat you're wearing. Oh yeah, I saw
- 5:59Speaker 1: you turn around about that. Bullshit. Dude, boss is rocking
- 6:02Speaker 1: that San Francisco forty nine ers. A Titan probably would
- 6:04Speaker 1: have beat the forty nine ers if we beat Patrick
- 6:06Speaker 1: Mahomes And it's five half a billion dollar deal?
- 6:09Speaker 2: Yo, shut up?
- 6:10Speaker 1: Patrick shut up, says five hundred million, five hundred billion dollars.
- 6:16Speaker 2: Let's fucking go.
- 6:17Speaker 1: Five hundred mil. Dude. What a what an absolute stut
- 6:20Speaker 1: an absolute gangster out there? I know ten year? Who
- 6:23Speaker 1: signs that ten years?
- 6:24Speaker 2: I don't know. Do we have articles that kind of
- 6:26Speaker 2: break down the contract. It's crazy because initially you're you're
- 6:29Speaker 2: fired up, but you kind of want to learn, you
- 6:31Speaker 2: kind of want to.
- 6:31Speaker 1: Know about the deal. Here's what I Because there's also
- 6:33Speaker 1: there's also some devil's advocate. There's always devil's advocate. But
- 6:36Speaker 1: it's not like he's not a dude that's signing like
- 6:37Speaker 1: like some dude's signing a ten year, one hundred million
- 6:40Speaker 1: dollar deal and it's like, oh, you made ten million
- 6:42Speaker 1: dollars a year, that's solid. Like this dude's making like
- 6:44Speaker 1: one hundred eight million dollars the first four years. Something crazy?
- 6:47Speaker 1: What it is? It's something crazy like that because I
- 6:49Speaker 1: saw someone put out I think it was like, but yeah,
- 6:53Speaker 1: there it is there that the problems with Patrick Mahomes contract.
- 6:57Speaker 1: I don't know about this already.
- 6:59Speaker 2: Well we can read the Dell's avocate side. We know
- 7:01Speaker 2: what I mean, we can play both sides in the middle.
- 7:03Speaker 2: Because for the boys at the end, would you.
- 7:05Speaker 1: Be I mean, if you're Pat Mahomes, I don't in
- 7:08Speaker 1: my mind, I'm not seeing any negative with half a billion, Yeah,
- 7:11Speaker 1: like imagine and then once you become it's not even
- 7:14Speaker 1: about half a billion dollars. Once you get that, people
- 7:17Speaker 1: to it's four hund and fifty. Listen, I think it
- 7:20Speaker 1: like adds up. I think it's a little three a
- 7:22Speaker 1: little over five or three. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, he's
- 7:26Speaker 1: basically in there for twelve years, that thing for twelve years, dude.
- 7:30Speaker 1: But if you he's going to get that money and
- 7:32Speaker 1: then all the people like with money that want to
- 7:35Speaker 1: endorse players, want to endorse the highest played athlete of
- 7:39Speaker 1: all time.
- 7:40Speaker 2: Right, you know what I'm saying.
- 7:41Speaker 1: So you're saying a lots He's gonna have hundreds of
- 7:43Speaker 1: millions of dollars more come this dude, Pat Mahomes might
- 7:47Speaker 1: be hot take right now. He might be one of
- 7:50Speaker 1: those athletes that make a billion dollars. He might be
- 7:54Speaker 1: one of those cats, right with Lebron James, Right with
- 7:56Speaker 1: Lebron James Mayweather. I think did that in Christiano Ronaldo
- 8:00Speaker 1: first half? A billion dollar contract by an athlete? Is
- 8:03Speaker 1: that what that said? Ever? Yeah, it's but it's by
- 8:05Speaker 1: it's it's a sports contract because Lebron James and I'm
- 8:09Speaker 1: gonna butcher it. I'm not have the exact numbers, right,
- 8:11Speaker 1: but he's got like a lifetime thirty million dollars a
- 8:13Speaker 1: year deal with Nike a year. Really like you spend
- 8:16Speaker 1: all your NBA money, you spend all your other money
- 8:18Speaker 1: because you know you got thirty three coming to the
- 8:20Speaker 1: bank every single year with Nike. That dude just does it.
- 8:24Speaker 1: Man school opens the school, he has kid, he owns uninterrupted,
- 8:28Speaker 1: he owns it. Yeah.
- 8:29Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a big owner.
- 8:32Speaker 6: Contract coming out of high school from Nike was ninety
- 8:34Speaker 6: million before you stepped on a quart.
- 8:36Speaker 1: Get the fuck?
- 8:36Speaker 2: And I think they just raised one hundred million to
- 8:38Speaker 2: jump start a like a like a black network, right.
- 8:42Speaker 1: I want to get on that network. Dude, you gotta
- 8:46Speaker 1: have a token white guy. If you're doing like a
- 8:47Speaker 1: you gotta have a token white guy. It can't be
- 8:49Speaker 1: a black network. Is that what it's called. I think
- 8:52Speaker 1: it's it's like that's already they made. It's called beet.
- 8:54Speaker 1: I think it's already a thing.
- 8:55Speaker 7: Right.
- 8:55Speaker 2: People were kind of comparing the two. But I want
- 8:57Speaker 2: to say he's jump starting like a like a like
- 8:59Speaker 2: a black affiliated like media network.
- 9:02Speaker 1: Yeah, that fires build that eco footprint in.
- 9:04Speaker 2: The black community, which is huge. Let's let's to the top.
- 9:08Speaker 2: Let's make this my homes a million.
- 9:13Speaker 1: Half a bill. Dude, what do you think he does?
- 9:15Speaker 1: Did you also hear that there's a big what a
- 9:18Speaker 1: burgerfy think? Yeah? Is that his name? Mickey Ryan? Mickey Ryan,
- 9:25Speaker 1: and no disrespect because shouting Mickey Ryan. He's a boy.
- 9:28Speaker 1: I think he works for one of four five. He's
- 9:31Speaker 1: a one of four five guy, one of two five guy.
- 9:33Speaker 1: He's one of the five guys. He's one of them.
- 9:35Speaker 1: Speaking of hearing myself in the in the thing, I
- 9:38Speaker 1: can hear myself, Mickey Ryan. There it is. You guys know.
- 9:42Speaker 2: I struggle when I start to lose the hearing.
- 9:44Speaker 1: All Right, we're good. I can now I have to
- 9:45Speaker 1: hear myself Mickey Ryan. Yeah, Mickey Ryan one of the
- 9:49Speaker 1: five guys, right, but this is not a one of
- 9:51Speaker 1: four five Zone. That's who he works with. Good dude
- 9:55Speaker 1: said something about what a burger? Okay, here's the deal.
- 10:01Speaker 1: Fuck what a burger? Because, uh, there was a small
- 10:04Speaker 1: piece of my life and in Arizona you have access
- 10:07Speaker 1: to it all. You got five guys, you got in
- 10:10Speaker 1: and out, you got what a burger? You got them all?
- 10:13Speaker 1: Uh and a sleeper. I think people don't really think
- 10:16Speaker 1: about it's fat burger. Have you read fat Burger? Never
- 10:18Speaker 1: had from Bontaier, Missouri. You don't have the access like
- 10:20Speaker 1: Arizona does. Hard Hardy. So Hardy's is Carls Jerky Hart
- 10:24Speaker 1: Carls Jury Arizona. Yeah. You know what I'm saying, Well,
- 10:28Speaker 1: you know what the hit that hip cool kids do?
- 10:31Speaker 1: When did you start doing that?
- 10:32Speaker 8: Was that?
- 10:32Speaker 1: Like a middle school Anthony Stevens started doing that Yeah,
- 10:34Speaker 1: part of the Sexy six the squad. So yeah, Mickey
- 10:38Speaker 1: Ryan starts talking about getting getting What a Burger to Nashville.
- 10:43Speaker 1: The reason why we got on this is just Pat
- 10:44Speaker 1: Mahomes apparently allegedly has said I want What a Burger
- 10:49Speaker 1: in Kansas City.
- 10:50Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he did.
- 10:51Speaker 1: And now what's happening. I wonder if he owns that
- 10:54Speaker 1: that he needs to start guess what changing just did it?
- 10:57Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 10:58Speaker 1: Hey, more money. That four fifty million contract. That thing's
- 11:00Speaker 1: a bill, dude. I'm telling you right now, he's gonna
- 11:02Speaker 1: have three commas at the end of his contract. You
- 11:05Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, dude, Then three commas in that
- 11:07Speaker 1: bank account. Dude, life is fucking life different. Dude, pick
- 11:11Speaker 1: pick apart the contract all you want. It's a favor
- 11:13Speaker 1: of the team, it's a favorite. You're laying your.
- 11:16Speaker 2: Head on bit on your pillow at night after signing
- 11:18Speaker 2: that deal, thinking I just signed a half a billion dollars.
- 11:22Speaker 1: That dude doesn't even know what Southwest does anymore?
- 11:24Speaker 2: Dude almost teared up. Almost Yeah, yeah, doesn't know.
- 11:26Speaker 1: He doesn't even know what Southwest. Oh, he's got to
- 11:30Speaker 1: get a plane. You got to because you're so famous. Now,
- 11:34Speaker 1: well he changed them. He's like, Yo, you're the man,
- 11:37Speaker 1: He's the fucking pat.
- 11:38Speaker 2: If you're listening, if you know busting with the boys,
- 11:40Speaker 2: you are the fucking he knows, he knows we need
- 11:42Speaker 2: to get him on if there's any interview he needs
- 11:44Speaker 2: to do. He needs to be one with the boys,
- 11:46Speaker 2: busting with the boys, for sure.
- 11:47Speaker 1: I see the movieles turning up there my call um
- 11:49Speaker 1: right now. You want call he answers, You want to
- 11:51Speaker 1: see the answers.
- 11:52Speaker 2: Let's see the answers. Let's fucking go.
- 11:55Speaker 1: Who cares?
- 11:56Speaker 2: I think Travis Kelsey's coming this month?
- 11:59Speaker 1: No he's not.
- 12:01Speaker 2: I think he is.
- 12:05Speaker 1: Don't say a word, yo, get the will You just
- 12:10Speaker 1: signed a half a billion dollar contract and you could
- 12:12Speaker 1: your answering to my phone call right now? Yeah, man,
- 12:15Speaker 1: I'm golfing. I'm actually had a charity golfing thing right now.
- 12:18Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you're a charity golf thing. Yeah, I figure
- 12:21Speaker 1: you can't even have people around you, dude. No, yeah, no,
- 12:24Speaker 1: I had just like scheduled charity golf out in the
- 12:27Speaker 1: like Taylor charity event, and it happened to be the
- 12:31Speaker 1: day after I signed the contract. Oh my god, well,
- 12:33Speaker 1: I was actually calling a say congratulations, I'm doing an
- 12:36Speaker 1: episode of Busting with the Boys right now. We're just
- 12:38Speaker 1: spent the first fifty minutes of our podcast just blowing.
- 12:41Speaker 1: So congratulations. I appreciate.
- 12:43Speaker 8: I appreciate all of y'all.
- 12:44Speaker 1: I saw, I saw some of y'all' tweets say, I mean,
- 12:46Speaker 1: y'all keep me cracking.
- 12:47Speaker 2: Up every time.
- 12:47Speaker 1: Well, i'll tell you what. You have an opportunity here.
- 12:50Speaker 1: A lot of that money can get you on a
- 12:51Speaker 1: plane real fast. Come get Bust with the Boys.
- 12:53Speaker 2: Hey, you tell him, he's gonna do an if you
- 12:57Speaker 2: tell him it makes sense the podcast here.
- 13:01Speaker 1: Hell yeah, dude, I appreciate it all right, But how
- 13:03Speaker 1: fun are your golf tournament? So dude, dude, just.
- 13:07Speaker 2: To hang on once, hang on. Life's differing for us. Hey,
- 13:18Speaker 2: we're gonna play this on cool like a weird flex.
- 13:20Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, Pat Mahomes, So Pat Mahomes, like Saquon Barklay.
- 13:24Speaker 1: I will say this. Got to meet those guys at
- 13:26Speaker 1: the Pro Bowl. Those dudes don't know what they're doing
- 13:30Speaker 1: for the game of football. They're unbelievable people. Oh, they
- 13:33Speaker 1: really are unbelievable. Somebody called me randomly that I barely
- 13:36Speaker 1: kind of knew. But I knew him, but I didn't
- 13:38Speaker 1: know them. I'm not answering the phone, I thought myself,
- 13:40Speaker 1: Am I go, dude, the number of you dial the
- 13:42Speaker 1: is no longer.
- 13:43Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're also hey, hang on that you're Taylor Lawan.
- 13:45Speaker 2: You carry some weight.
- 13:46Speaker 1: You carry four and fifty million dollar waight? Not that?
- 13:49Speaker 1: But haiti a last I was less than one of his,
- 13:54Speaker 1: Like my, what I mean, my whole contract is less
- 13:57Speaker 1: than when he makes in a year.
- 14:00Speaker 2: No, no, not your whole contract less than he makes
- 14:02Speaker 2: it the year there was there was something that can
- 14:04Speaker 2: he's making thirty or twenty something this year? You're talking
- 14:07Speaker 2: about first few years?
- 14:08Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw some stat by a different website that
- 14:12Speaker 1: said something along the lines of the first four years
- 14:15Speaker 1: Pat makes like, uh four million dollars a year.
- 14:20Speaker 2: It might that one might be total because the next
- 14:22Speaker 2: two years. It was kind of like your situation. He
- 14:24Speaker 2: still has to play out the rest of his rookie deal,
- 14:26Speaker 2: but now he's getting like twenty something million and then
- 14:29Speaker 2: maybe like thirty the same year. There it is right there, yeaheah, twenty.
- 14:33Speaker 1: Four they and the thing I saw that was like whatever.
- 14:36Speaker 1: Ryan Tannehill's making the fift four years like he made
- 14:39Speaker 1: in like yeah something, yeah, yeah, you're right, Yeah, yeah,
- 14:42Speaker 1: you're right. So how somebody am I saying something that's
- 14:44Speaker 1: so wrong right now? Because I feel like, well, you
- 14:46Speaker 1: you said your entire contract is less than what he
- 14:48Speaker 1: makes in one year, right, I'm saying in his first
- 14:51Speaker 1: four years, yes, yeah, by pretty far. Yeah, but not
- 14:55Speaker 1: in one year, That's all I was saying. Oh, and
- 14:58Speaker 1: he got a little heat. Yeah he's got a no
- 15:00Speaker 1: trade clausing that piece. I don't even know you could
- 15:01Speaker 1: do that. I know, I know, shout dude. A couple
- 15:05Speaker 1: a couple guys have done that recently, right, it's kind
- 15:07Speaker 1: of somebody else just did it. Yeah, I'll tell you
- 15:10Speaker 1: what next contract. Yeah, I'm putting that piece in there,
- 15:12Speaker 1: trade trade deadline, scarier ship after the drol Casey thing.
- 15:15Speaker 1: Ain't nobody. Ain't nobody safe.
- 15:18Speaker 2: Nobody's safe out there.
- 15:19Speaker 1: It's a crazy deal, dude. Bullets are flying everywhere.
- 15:22Speaker 2: You're ducking.
- 15:23Speaker 1: You got a vest on.
- 15:24Speaker 2: You're playing Rocket League one night and you just get
- 15:25Speaker 2: a text that you traded. Oh you're gone that house
- 15:29Speaker 2: that you thought about building. Yeah, in the trash you're gon.
- 15:32Speaker 1: Go sell it, go sell the will because he's gonna
- 15:34Speaker 1: live here. You know what I'm saying, that's crazy. A
- 15:38Speaker 1: couple of Abraham Lincoln's. I appreciate that, but you know,
- 15:43Speaker 1: fifteen dollars thousand, I'll tell you what they eat you
- 15:47Speaker 1: A couple of shitty burgers at what a burger?
- 15:49Speaker 2: And I love to get you.
- 15:50Speaker 1: But back on that, dude, because you know, first off,
- 15:53Speaker 1: home shouted the boy. Dude. He's such a legend. Dude,
- 15:54Speaker 1: that guy's an absolute stud. Even if you're a Kansas
- 15:57Speaker 1: City fan, hate him death. On the other hand, because
- 16:00Speaker 1: he did to beat us doing to CHAMPIONSHP, which we
- 16:01Speaker 1: would have been Super Bowl champions against the forty nine ers.
- 16:04Speaker 1: But gotta love that guy, right yo, hot notch cat. Yeah,
- 16:08Speaker 1: I mean he just answered your call. He's on the
- 16:09Speaker 1: golf course for charity and he answered a call. He
- 16:11Speaker 1: answered the call. It's a boy right there. That's a boy, right,
- 16:14Speaker 1: that's a boy. In and out Burger is the best
- 16:16Speaker 1: burger you can buy out a franchise. That is just
- 16:18Speaker 1: how it is. They ca oh yeah, oh hey, there
- 16:20Speaker 1: ain't a lot of claps going on the bus right now.
- 16:23Speaker 2: I'm clapping I was kind of clapping just because I
- 16:25Speaker 2: was joining the crowd, because I was thinking of something
- 16:27Speaker 2: else in my head because he said, yeah, yo, y'all
- 16:29Speaker 2: cracked me up on social media. Yeah he did.
- 16:31Speaker 1: He sees it, but I've seen a couple of them things.
- 16:33Speaker 1: He said it. He did.
- 16:35Speaker 2: That is his voice.
- 16:35Speaker 1: Yeah, he said that shut out the boy.
- 16:38Speaker 2: Hey, you know what's funny when grid Iron? That grid Iron?
- 16:40Speaker 2: Oh you know when they do when they do Pat
- 16:42Speaker 2: Mahomes's voice, that shit is so funny.
- 16:45Speaker 1: It's all he's gonna sound crazy. Dude, we got, we got,
- 16:49Speaker 1: We had a bus divided out here, Dude, In and
- 16:51Speaker 1: Out Burger is the best burger, hands down, the best burger.
- 16:55Speaker 2: I don't know about him, but is fresh.
- 16:57Speaker 1: The ingredients are all within twenty miles of where it
- 17:01Speaker 1: it like where the in and out is within twenty miles.
- 17:03Speaker 1: That's where they have to get their ingredients. Oh you
- 17:05Speaker 1: didn't know that, did you? Now? Because you gre up
- 17:06Speaker 1: in Nashville, Tennessee? All right? And you know how many
- 17:09Speaker 1: healthy places you got National Tennessee? Half of one? All right?
- 17:13Speaker 1: Half of one. There's probably one out there. Cova is
- 17:15Speaker 1: half Cova is like a fourth Juoe foods is like
- 17:18Speaker 1: a fourth, so you got a half, right, everything else
- 17:21Speaker 1: Hattie Bees shut delicious, Hatty Bees delicious. Not on the
- 17:26Speaker 1: hips though, you know what I'm saying, make you look
- 17:28Speaker 1: a little gooi in the middle. You know what I'm saying.
- 17:29Speaker 1: In and Out Burger, if you're gonna treat yourself, go ahead.
- 17:33Speaker 1: And if you don't know, In and Out Burger, and
- 17:34Speaker 1: you should if you don't, but I'm gonna give you
- 17:37Speaker 1: a little lesson. There's your menu. You got your hamburger,
- 17:40Speaker 1: you get your cheeseburger, you got your double double. But
- 17:42Speaker 1: you can go. You can go protein style, you can
- 17:44Speaker 1: go animal styles, you can go Neapolitan milkshake. All right?
- 17:47Speaker 1: What's that strawberry, vanilla and chocolate all wrapped up into one.
- 17:52Speaker 1: It's delicious, but it kind of tastes like strawberry, a
- 17:54Speaker 1: little bit chocolate in there. Yeah, it's really what it's
- 17:56Speaker 1: a taste in line, it's delicious, animal fries. There's a
- 17:59Speaker 1: whole different menu. So I'm i am firm in my throne.
- 18:04Speaker 1: In and Out Burger is the best burger. I went
- 18:06Speaker 1: to the hospital like six times in three months. One
- 18:08Speaker 1: time dirt bike accident. Love dirt bikes didn't let me back.
- 18:11Speaker 1: I was a shit dirt bike rider. I end up
- 18:13Speaker 1: at the hospitalll across the street in the hospital is Whataburger,
- 18:15Speaker 1: all right. Every time I went to that damn hospital,
- 18:18Speaker 1: had to go to Warburger trash.
- 18:21Speaker 2: You really weren't a fan of Whataburger at all. Okay,
- 18:23Speaker 2: So here's like, let's hang on here, here's we're.
- 18:25Speaker 1: All laid on the sworder.
- 18:26Speaker 2: That's exactly what I was gonna say. I was gonna say,
- 18:28Speaker 2: let's lay down the sworder down and let's be objective,
- 18:30Speaker 2: like you really didn't enjoy Whatburger at all.
- 18:32Speaker 1: Here is where I'll stand. The last time I had Woodaburger,
- 18:35Speaker 1: it was about thirteen years old, all right. So but
- 18:38Speaker 1: thirteen okay, sixteen years ago on the twenty second, he's
- 18:42Speaker 1: ain't shit changed. I think loss.
- 18:45Speaker 2: I think them buds are a little more developed now
- 18:47Speaker 2: than Taste Bud. You think so, I think so. I
- 18:49Speaker 2: think Whataburger is good. What I don't like about Whataburger
- 18:52Speaker 2: is a spicy ketchup. I think that is an awful
- 18:54Speaker 2: I think their spicy ketchup sounds good, concept sounds great.
- 18:58Speaker 2: I think their spicy Ketchup product is horrendous. But I
- 19:03Speaker 2: think what a burger is a very good burger. It's bigger,
- 19:06Speaker 2: it feels full in your hand.
- 19:08Speaker 1: Really, no pause, I'll tell you what yours.
- 19:13Speaker 2: So they have a soft bun as well, fresh, their
- 19:16Speaker 2: meat is fresh.
- 19:17Speaker 1: Sesame seeds on them things, No sesame seeds. Get a picture,
- 19:20Speaker 1: Pull a picture up, Pull a picture up. I got
- 19:22Speaker 1: it right here, because I'm gonna explain this to you.
- 19:25Speaker 1: Keep telling them.
- 19:25Speaker 2: You pick the burger up. It's packed in a nice wrap.
- 19:28Speaker 2: It's got the nice it's.
- 19:29Speaker 1: The whipper tinfoil like, come on, give me the details
- 19:31Speaker 1: it's got, it's.
- 19:32Speaker 2: Got the orange riding on it. It looks delicious. You
- 19:35Speaker 2: open it up. See, hey, boys, you see how that
- 19:37Speaker 2: the bun is packed on the burger. So it's it's
- 19:40Speaker 2: a filling burger. Meat in between your two hands. No pause,
- 19:45Speaker 2: and you put that burger in your mouth, dude, you
- 19:46Speaker 2: bite down, and in my opinion, you could have a
- 19:51Speaker 2: debate about it being better than in and out because
- 19:53Speaker 2: in and out is smaller.
- 19:56Speaker 1: In and out is a smaller burger. What the fuck
- 19:58Speaker 1: you're making me uncomfortable right now because it closing my eyes. Yeah,
- 20:01Speaker 1: I'm just in my mind, just keep talking. You kind
- 20:04Speaker 1: of keep moving because I'm feeling. I'm feeling the picture
- 20:06Speaker 1: pictures say a thousand words. Where's your mouth watering? It
- 20:10Speaker 1: was the way you explained it. Now when I look
- 20:11Speaker 1: at this, look at that burger, though, dude, one hundred percent,
- 20:14Speaker 1: guess what that is great marketing. I've ever seen a
- 20:16Speaker 1: carol I have have you seen seen cls? Okay, that's
- 20:18Speaker 1: a little bit better.
- 20:19Speaker 2: That's that's you.
- 20:21Speaker 8: You like that.
- 20:22Speaker 1: That's a thick bitch, dude, Yeah, that's this two sea
- 20:25Speaker 1: thick bitch.
- 20:25Speaker 2: It's not one of those buns where you look at
- 20:27Speaker 2: it it looks nice and feeling, and you grab it
- 20:29Speaker 2: and it starts to tear a little bit, and there's
- 20:30Speaker 2: all all this fluff involved, Like that burger is packed together,
- 20:34Speaker 2: so it's.
- 20:34Speaker 6: Full Mustard's hits the mustard.
- 20:39Speaker 1: You know what's gonna you know what? Like you might
- 20:40Speaker 1: have had a bad experience. How many times you've had it?
- 20:42Speaker 1: I've lived in Texas for a little while.
- 20:45Speaker 2: Sorry, you're what a burger guy?
- 20:46Speaker 1: Or no, no, no, he's on the west coast man.
- 20:48Speaker 2: Okay, Well there you go. You got a sword.
- 20:51Speaker 1: You're on a hill right now.
- 20:52Speaker 2: I respect it. It's a West coast kind of South
- 20:55Speaker 2: type verse one versus the other.
- 20:58Speaker 1: But berger is definitely a Texas thing, Yes it is.
- 21:01Speaker 2: Yeah, Pute McCoy's huge on it. Yeah, every time we
- 21:04Speaker 2: go hunting, he's like, hey, that water burger.
- 21:06Speaker 1: Hey, I don't know, that's not his voice, but I like, yeah,
- 21:08Speaker 1: I tell you what. You kind of kind of like
- 21:10Speaker 1: Texas And if you could start talking like that, I'd
- 21:12Speaker 1: appreciate you probably a little bit more. I'm man water burger.
- 21:16Speaker 2: Yeah, I know we're going hunt now.
- 21:17Speaker 1: I'll tell you what warm and fuzzy on the inside
- 21:19Speaker 1: so that bun looks like ass what a burger is? Okay,
- 21:23Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.
- 21:23Speaker 2: Pull pull up an in and out, pull up an
- 21:25Speaker 2: in and out there.
- 21:25Speaker 1: Fully fully out of the conversation, like not even we're
- 21:28Speaker 1: talking about five guys. Is there anybody in here that
- 21:30Speaker 1: thinks five guys is the best burger? No?
- 21:32Speaker 2: One the best? No, but five guys still is. It's
- 21:35Speaker 2: not like a shitty burger. Here's where five guys sucks up.
- 21:37Speaker 1: Too many options. You fuck up with too many options.
- 21:39Speaker 1: I'm a sauce guy. You know me, You know I
- 21:42Speaker 1: love my sauces. So when I started throwing fifteen different
- 21:45Speaker 1: sauces on that piece. Things don't taste so right, I
- 21:48Speaker 1: can't be trusted with the options. Well that's your own,
- 21:50Speaker 1: that's you. I'm just saying, well, that's right. That's why
- 21:52Speaker 1: everyone has an opinion. Were you? Were you the kid
- 21:55Speaker 1: that went up to a fountain soda and did like
- 21:57Speaker 1: the suicide and you just mixed them all when I
- 21:59Speaker 1: was below ten, Yeah, tendor below just went crazy. If
- 22:03Speaker 1: I still drink, if I still drink soda, it's his
- 22:05Speaker 1: like bubble gum, didn't it? And now that's a bit
- 22:09Speaker 1: that kind of got your people a little hard, didn't it. Yeah.
- 22:11Speaker 2: I'm a huge fan of in and out there. You know,
- 22:13Speaker 2: I was out there in Oakland, Yeah, out after every game.
- 22:16Speaker 2: Did you really right next to the stadium? But you
- 22:18Speaker 2: smacked them things?
- 22:18Speaker 1: Smacked them? Yeah, very fucking good. How good are their
- 22:21Speaker 1: French fries? Because some slappy Mcslapperton was on my Twitter
- 22:24Speaker 1: piece saying something along the lines of all their dogshit
- 22:28Speaker 1: soggy fries. They make them deals right in front of you, dude.
- 22:31Speaker 1: I see some guy put the put the potato on
- 22:35Speaker 1: the thing and then pull the thing down. And when
- 22:38Speaker 1: you pull the thing down, little non cook French fries
- 22:40Speaker 1: come out, but he takes them things, put him in
- 22:43Speaker 1: the sauce thing, pofps him in the sauce thing, pomps
- 22:47Speaker 1: them out, let them cool, throws them in the deal,
- 22:50Speaker 1: gets the sauce in the assault on that deal. But bam,
- 22:52Speaker 1: and it's on there. It's a nice little deal. Guess
- 22:54Speaker 1: number eighty two. Oh fuck, yeah, that's me walking over there.
- 22:58Speaker 1: Guess number eighty two.
- 22:59Speaker 5: That's me. Here you go.
- 23:01Speaker 1: I also had a neapolitician. Oh yep, right here, boom
- 23:04Speaker 1: like she turns the person. As she's turning, the other
- 23:07Speaker 1: person hands it to her and she keeps on rotating.
- 23:09Speaker 1: That's the kind of ship. That's the kind of ship.
- 23:11Speaker 1: What a burger Here's what a burger sucks up. Yeah,
- 23:15Speaker 1: you don't have to go back if you.
- 23:16Speaker 2: Don't, thirteen year old Taylor, you're right talking about you
- 23:20Speaker 2: know what. That's true.
- 23:22Speaker 1: But if you if you're a wrapping paper for your
- 23:24Speaker 1: burger is yellow, I'm out. You don't scream hearty and
- 23:29Speaker 1: like solid and I'm gonna put this in my belly
- 23:32Speaker 1: and when it comes out, it's not gonna fight back,
- 23:34Speaker 1: you know what. I'm saying when when? I when? When
- 23:37Speaker 1: that's what I want with my in and out burger.
- 23:39Speaker 1: When I see the yellow wrapping, I think, oh, that's
- 23:42Speaker 1: a battle. When you sit on that.
- 23:43Speaker 2: Toilet, I want a battle. You want a battle? I
- 23:46Speaker 2: welcome a spit, piss and vinegar? Did I want that
- 23:49Speaker 2: burger to fuck my ass up?
- 23:50Speaker 3: Oh?
- 23:51Speaker 1: My hey, no, bause on this podcast.
- 23:55Speaker 2: My words a yellow wrapping paper. Also McDonald's, I know, yeah, McDonald's.
- 24:02Speaker 1: When I was about five or six, I used to
- 24:04Speaker 1: slap a couple of McDonald's burgers. You get them them
- 24:06Speaker 1: dollar twenty nine, two burgers, dollar twenty one. Tell them
- 24:09Speaker 1: to throw some Max sauce in that piece, extra fifty
- 24:11Speaker 1: cents Max sauce. Baby, That was kind of a solid
- 24:14Speaker 1: litle deal.
- 24:14Speaker 2: Yes, growing up in Missouri when the Cardinals were in
- 24:17Speaker 2: the playoffs, Big Max were.
- 24:18Speaker 1: A dollar a pop. Are you fucked?
- 24:19Speaker 7: So?
- 24:19Speaker 2: Me and the boy, Me and the boys, we get
- 24:21Speaker 2: in skip a class, go to McDonald's too, buy about
- 24:25Speaker 2: three big macs. You know what, in high school and
- 24:27Speaker 2: your metabolism is really high.
- 24:28Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I feel like my potasm is
- 24:30Speaker 1: better now, but I feel like ignorance is bliss once
- 24:33Speaker 1: you find out what's healthy for you, when's not healthy
- 24:35Speaker 1: for you, that's your body. Was like, guess we're fucked.
- 24:38Speaker 1: I'm over here, I'm a young kid. I'm walking around
- 24:39Speaker 1: my mom. I'm holding her hand. Everything is great. I
- 24:41Speaker 1: go get a cheeseburger. Cheeseburgers delicious. I eat it. She's like, oh,
- 24:44Speaker 1: you go to be big and strong. I said, yeah, Mom,
- 24:45Speaker 1: I am. You know what I'm saying fast. Four fifteen
- 24:48Speaker 1: years later, I'm looking at it. I'm like, oh, cheeseburger,
- 24:49Speaker 1: someone goes. You know they aren't good for you, right, huh? Yeah,
- 24:52Speaker 1: those aren't good for you. Would you say, yeah, if
- 24:54Speaker 1: you hit the deal, if you eat the cheeseburger instead
- 24:56Speaker 1: of the chicken, theeah, chickens better for you the cheeseburger. Yeah.
- 25:00Speaker 1: Then all of a sudden, you eat a cheeseburger. Do
- 25:02Speaker 1: you look in the mirror, little little, little self.
- 25:03Speaker 2: Conscious little that's right. That's why I would say your
- 25:06Speaker 2: metabolism is not faster.
- 25:07Speaker 1: I think it's more mental.
- 25:09Speaker 2: What do you think? What's more mental?
- 25:12Speaker 1: Once you once you know you're you're not gonna tell me, dude, Okay,
- 25:17Speaker 1: you're fucking me upright me? What is more mental. Hey,
- 25:19Speaker 1: First off, who put the fan right here? Who put
- 25:22Speaker 1: the fan right there? Fucking rights? Bluss? You know why?
- 25:24Speaker 1: And it out guys. You know what I'm saying.
- 25:27Speaker 2: Keep it hey, keep it on topic. What's mental?
- 25:29Speaker 1: Okay? So high school? Right you you wait? Gang guy
- 25:33Speaker 1: in high school? Or wait wait lose guy? I just
- 25:36Speaker 1: you lived your life?
- 25:37Speaker 2: Okay?
- 25:38Speaker 1: Cool? Can graduate? That's amazing. The boy was toting was
- 25:42Speaker 1: toting around that left tackle piece at about two thirty five.
- 25:45Speaker 1: All right, it was all Hey, I got to gain
- 25:47Speaker 1: that weight. People, Hey, eat this, eat that, wake up
- 25:49Speaker 1: at three in the morning, have a protein shake. People
- 25:51Speaker 1: put a joy sandwich. Kind of just figuring it out, right,
- 25:53Speaker 1: So you just start eating what's good for you. Well,
- 25:56Speaker 1: steak is not as good for your chicken, So I
- 25:57Speaker 1: would eat chicken. But doesn't matter what kind of chicken. Man,
- 26:00Speaker 1: if it's fried chicken, grilled chicken, baked chicken, it's just chicken.
- 26:02Speaker 1: You think you're throwing protein, and you just think you're
- 26:04Speaker 1: throwing protein in your body. So you're like, okay, the
- 26:06Speaker 1: boys developing. All right, I'm looking good, I'm feeling myself.
- 26:10Speaker 1: But then some some sociopath walks by whispers in your ear, Hey,
- 26:15Speaker 1: that fried chicken is not as good for you as
- 26:16Speaker 1: grol chicken. You the fried chicken, so that's good. Fuck
- 26:19Speaker 1: one more bit of that fried chicken. Guess what your
- 26:21Speaker 1: little insecure now because you think I thought I was
- 26:23Speaker 1: doing so good, but I'm really not that good? Am I? Metabolism? Yes,
- 26:27Speaker 1: but also it's mental. It's a mental game. It's a
- 26:30Speaker 1: mental game with food.
- 26:31Speaker 2: I agree. I'm trying to figure out what's mental. Metabolism.
- 26:34Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying now?
- 26:35Speaker 2: Metabolism is the thing, because you said I think my metabolism.
- 26:38Speaker 1: Is better now, and I'm like, h, I think my
- 26:41Speaker 1: metabolism is better now than I was in high school. Well,
- 26:42Speaker 1: you don't eat shitty like you did the picture up
- 26:44Speaker 1: of me in high school?
- 26:45Speaker 2: Please, Yeah, but you don't. You don't.
- 26:46Speaker 1: What I'm saying is you don't eat bad like you didn't.
- 26:48Speaker 1: I'm thinking of one specific picture, dude, is at the
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- 26:50Speaker 2: But if you ate like you did in high school
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- 26:56Speaker 1: Yeah, you're probably right, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
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- 30:01Speaker 1: Enjoy. So you've sold on Whataburger is your favorite franchise
- 30:05Speaker 1: burger of all time?
- 30:07Speaker 2: No, I think it's tough. I think where I come
- 30:09Speaker 2: in is I didn't have either of them until I
- 30:12Speaker 2: got uh. I was on the Redskins and we traveled
- 30:14Speaker 2: to the West coast and everybody just started arguing Texas first, California.
- 30:17Speaker 1: They were going at each other's neck, dude.
- 30:20Speaker 2: And so when we went to Arizona, went to Whateburger
- 30:23Speaker 2: when we played Actually we got them the same day
- 30:28Speaker 2: either way. Either way, I got to try both of them,
- 30:30Speaker 2: and I thought they were both great. I just felt
- 30:32Speaker 2: like everybody's kind of like, you know, it's kind of
- 30:33Speaker 2: a pride thing.
- 30:35Speaker 1: So where'd you it as your pride line? You don't
- 30:38Speaker 1: really have a do you not have a horse in
- 30:39Speaker 1: this race? Yeah?
- 30:40Speaker 2: I don't think I do. Yeah, I think if In
- 30:43Speaker 2: and Out or what a Burger came to Nashville, I'd
- 30:45Speaker 2: be hyping. I'd be jumping on the train, pumping, pumping
- 30:47Speaker 2: it all up.
- 30:47Speaker 1: If Whatburger came to Nashville right now, I would eat
- 30:49Speaker 1: it once because I need to readjunt. I have to
- 30:53Speaker 1: be okay, I gotta go try it out, stud, I
- 30:56Speaker 1: gotta go try.
- 30:57Speaker 2: It out right, it is right?
- 30:58Speaker 1: If the In and Out came to now, Phil, I'd
- 31:00Speaker 1: be there three times a week for at least a month. Now,
- 31:05Speaker 1: fuck Shakeshaw who said that back there? Hey, Shayshak's not
- 31:08Speaker 1: fucking bad either, dude, I like shake she Fuck Shah.
- 31:12Speaker 1: All right, we've heard me and bloss and Will's opinion.
- 31:17Speaker 1: Can we just go around the roomal quick, starting with
- 31:19Speaker 1: General Patton in the back.
- 31:23Speaker 6: Like that.
- 31:24Speaker 7: So I've actually never been to In and Out, So
- 31:27Speaker 7: I don't know if I've had I have a horse
- 31:28Speaker 7: in the race. What a Burger's it's it's fine, it's good.
- 31:31Speaker 1: Okay. If you had to stand on a hill for something,
- 31:33Speaker 1: what would it be?
- 31:34Speaker 7: Which of the two?
- 31:35Speaker 1: No, just any any place you can put another dog
- 31:38Speaker 1: that's known.
- 31:39Speaker 2: For like burgers.
- 31:44Speaker 7: There's not a lot of place places in Lovenon. That's
- 31:47Speaker 7: besides like McDonald's Wendy, So I don't know for like
- 31:50Speaker 7: a good burger.
- 31:51Speaker 2: Fuck pick a big mac dog who gives a ship.
- 31:53Speaker 1: No, you don't sleep on that Wendy's, though.
- 31:57Speaker 2: I wouldn't doubt if Zack said in and out, why
- 32:00Speaker 2: I've never justa just to get.
- 32:02Speaker 1: Just to get out.
- 32:03Speaker 7: Yeah, I've never been in and out, So I can't.
- 32:04Speaker 7: I can't back Taylor as much as I I guess
- 32:06Speaker 7: I can't. Uh, pharmacy is not bad. I know it's
- 32:09Speaker 7: kind of a little kind of cliched butt b Yeah
- 32:15Speaker 7: what No, I've never even heard of shake check. Yeah,
- 32:19Speaker 7: five guys ain't bad. Actually, yeah, let's go. Let's go
- 32:22Speaker 7: five guys.
- 32:23Speaker 1: All right.
- 32:23Speaker 2: I was very strong opinion by the young General Patten.
- 32:28Speaker 2: Cookout never had that.
- 32:32Speaker 3: That Cookout burger comes comes in a in a styrofoam tray.
- 32:35Speaker 1: So I'm already in.
- 32:36Speaker 3: That's cool, open it up.
- 32:37Speaker 1: Sure it's wrapped in foil.
- 32:40Speaker 3: You open the foil and it smells like you just
- 32:42Speaker 3: got out of the pool, and your uncle goes, hey,
- 32:44Speaker 3: you want to burger, and you get a burger.
- 32:46Speaker 1: Hey, I didn't picture that.
- 32:47Speaker 3: You bite into that and You're like, wow, and your
- 32:48Speaker 3: lips in your hands are still kind of wet, but
- 32:50Speaker 3: you don't really care because you're like seven, every hands
- 32:52Speaker 3: are wet.
- 32:53Speaker 1: It's every Yeah, of course you just got out of
- 32:54Speaker 1: the pool. So cookout tastes like chlorine? Got it.
- 32:59Speaker 2: All right, Josh?
- 32:59Speaker 1: What's the hold on time out? We have to comment
- 33:01Speaker 1: on that because I'm not going to see a sit
- 33:02Speaker 1: in idle buy as I know. But we're letting everybody
- 33:05Speaker 1: say their opinion. Then you can what if I have
- 33:07Speaker 1: another opinion about other things? All right? Can you not
- 33:09Speaker 1: say I cook out one time? One? Too many flavors
- 33:12Speaker 1: of shakes? I mean, what is your favorite shake? That's
- 33:16Speaker 1: all you got to order? What do you mean too
- 33:17Speaker 1: many flavors of shakes?
- 33:18Speaker 3: You just said your favorite shake is one with three
- 33:19Speaker 3: flavors in it?
- 33:21Speaker 1: Right, there's only three fucking options, bro, That's the thing
- 33:26Speaker 1: in and out it does.
- 33:27Speaker 2: It's only got like four options on them.
- 33:29Speaker 1: But there's a secret menu. You have to be in
- 33:30Speaker 1: the club. You got to know, all right, Cookout, they
- 33:33Speaker 1: got it all fucking out there. It's like a book.
- 33:35Speaker 1: It's like the cheesecake factory of all of of fast
- 33:37Speaker 1: food places. That's fair fucking much. Cheesecake cheese ga getting
- 33:42Speaker 1: bad though a lot. It is like a bile two
- 33:48Speaker 1: hundred pages. Dude, weight just got to come back three
- 33:50Speaker 1: four times just to figure out if what you want
- 33:52Speaker 1: with for an appetizer, bro page fifteen. I'm looking to
- 33:55Speaker 1: chips and then you just settle for chips and sauce
- 33:57Speaker 1: and you mat the rest of your day because you
- 33:58Speaker 1: just ruined it.
- 33:59Speaker 9: Cookout No, okay, all right, never had in and out,
- 34:06Speaker 9: never been west of Memphis, so I don't have a
- 34:09Speaker 9: very wide variety of taste. And I'm gonna take some
- 34:12Speaker 9: heat for this one right here. It doesn't matter to
- 34:14Speaker 9: me at all because I've only eaten there one time,
- 34:16Speaker 9: but Dairy Queen's fast food burger was probably one of
- 34:19Speaker 9: the best that I've ever had.
- 34:20Speaker 1: I will tell you what, man, I will tell you
- 34:23Speaker 1: something right now. I know, my special guy.
- 34:26Speaker 2: I love some dairy some dairy Queen.
- 34:28Speaker 1: That's not a bad pick. That is not a bad
- 34:31Speaker 1: pick at all of you. The Dairy Queen is a sleeper.
- 34:34Speaker 9: The one that I went to was in I don't
- 34:36Speaker 9: even know what town in Alabama hadn't been remodeled since
- 34:39Speaker 9: like the seventies and you could tell, so, I mean incredible.
- 34:43Speaker 1: It's not like the ingredients have been there since seventies.
- 34:44Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, New ingredients every day I think.
- 34:47Speaker 2: Can beat some soft serve ice cream Queen.
- 34:51Speaker 1: Get yourself a nice little day.
- 34:52Speaker 2: And I love when you drop that goddamn dairy Queen
- 34:54Speaker 2: video under any tweet I have about diet. I love it, Dude.
- 34:57Speaker 2: I laugh every time me too.
- 35:00Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, that's not a bad gig, Dude, Derek,
- 35:02Speaker 1: Queen's a is a sleeper for sure.
- 35:04Speaker 2: I don't necessarily trust. I started laughing.
- 35:11Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta cut whatever little laugh that is
- 35:13Speaker 1: a Will's Will got. When Will has a genuine cute,
- 35:16Speaker 1: like the most playful, cute little laugh you ever hear
- 35:18Speaker 1: in your entirely, you try not to do it, but
- 35:24Speaker 1: I don't.
- 35:26Speaker 2: The only reason I don't fully trust Josh. He seems
- 35:28Speaker 2: like a guy that Will, that will take a burger
- 35:31Speaker 2: patty and just put two like sandwich fucking slices on
- 35:34Speaker 2: it and call it a burger.
- 35:36Speaker 1: O fine with this, That's a sandwich.
- 35:38Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Like, That's why I'm a little
- 35:40Speaker 2: like you don't even where you put ketchup on top
- 35:41Speaker 2: of the ketchup kind of melts through the fucking sandwich. Dude.
- 35:47Speaker 1: I wanted to punch him in the face a minute
- 35:48Speaker 1: he said that. I want to kick him off this
- 35:50Speaker 1: bus because you get it. You know what I'm saying
- 35:52Speaker 1: straight up?
- 35:52Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I could see Josh being that way and
- 35:54Speaker 2: at you. You're like that, are you?
- 35:56Speaker 9: Sometimes I'm making.
- 35:59Speaker 1: What I and so he's the guy that's in the
- 36:02Speaker 1: back of the line and he gets there. Sorry, han
- 36:04Speaker 1: raw of buns. Sorry, you can give it a little
- 36:06Speaker 1: that the whole week.
- 36:07Speaker 2: Yes, take a hot dog and put it on a
- 36:10Speaker 2: piece of sandwich bread and folded in half.
- 36:11Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's a whole week. We have the ends.
- 36:14Speaker 1: Yeah it put it on there, put it on the
- 36:16Speaker 1: every baby serial killer. Dude, you put the ends. You
- 36:18Speaker 1: put the ends in a loaf of of uh loaf
- 36:20Speaker 1: of bread on your sandwich before I came here there,
- 36:23Speaker 1: Hang on, hang on, Oh you did it on a
- 36:28Speaker 1: whole week, dude. You no, no, no, gluen free rye.
- 36:32Speaker 1: But it was the butts. The ship bread is what
- 36:33Speaker 1: I like to call it. Baby. I'll tell you what
- 36:36Speaker 1: all right? Where were We started started strong with dairy
- 36:40Speaker 1: queen and in real hard with that?
- 36:41Speaker 2: Uh that bullshit?
- 36:42Speaker 1: Hold babies count? I don't know.
- 36:45Speaker 2: I'm so sick of us getting off fucking like, let's
- 36:48Speaker 2: focus on the one that the top five.
- 36:51Speaker 1: But no, no, no, that everyone's allowed of that, I know.
- 36:53Speaker 2: But I feel like everybody's trying to be different, Like
- 36:55Speaker 2: look at Garrett. He's somebody who definitely tries to be different.
- 36:58Speaker 1: Huge Babies apparently, is is a fucking bit of a
- 37:00Speaker 1: deal in Nashville. It's a bit of a deal. But
- 37:03Speaker 1: if it doesn't count an in and out for sure? Okay, okay,
- 37:07Speaker 1: that it doesn't count boom three? All right, Jack, go ahead.
- 37:10Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm an in and out guy.
- 37:14Speaker 1: Hey after seven pm, my man, it's just back to
- 37:23Speaker 1: hungry list. I could go for something right now.
- 37:29Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm an in and out guy.
- 37:31Speaker 1: To red ass e, man, you say in and out?
- 37:45Speaker 1: Would you say?
- 37:46Speaker 8: Though?
- 37:50Speaker 1: He doesn't even want to talk an want to talk?
- 37:52Speaker 8: Dude, Hey, I'm an in and out Guy's coasts animal style?
- 37:57Speaker 1: Hey, but you're from Nashville.
- 38:00Speaker 8: Yeah, but there's no in and out in Nashville, so
- 38:02Speaker 8: not be time to say West Coast because it's a
- 38:04Speaker 8: Texas versus West Coast Burger, So.
- 38:05Speaker 1: You go on West Coast?
- 38:06Speaker 8: Well, yeah, but I also think it's a geographic thing
- 38:08Speaker 8: because when I'm in Florida, I'm always sitting up water Burger.
- 38:11Speaker 8: But when I'm on the West Coast in California or
- 38:13Speaker 8: something in and out tastes so good. Yeah, I feel
- 38:15Speaker 8: like it's always the West Coast.
- 38:17Speaker 1: It does it for me. I don't know. I respect that.
- 38:20Speaker 2: Yeah, I respect the everybody.
- 38:23Speaker 1: That was the best explanation. Yeah, you're you talk well
- 38:25Speaker 1: when you're stoned. That's unbelievable. Hey, wait to be stoned
- 38:30Speaker 1: and figured out? My god, like Jackie's parents ever watched
- 38:34Speaker 1: is I'm joking. I don't know if he smokes weed
- 38:36Speaker 1: or not, but probably yeah, where we are joking, he
- 38:38Speaker 1: doesn't have bloodshot eyes. Yeah he doesn't. I'll tell you
- 38:40Speaker 1: what though. Hey, you must say pain chips a kid
- 38:42Speaker 1: or something because the way you talk. I'm just letting
- 38:45Speaker 1: you know, Bob, I respect it. I wish I kind
- 38:47Speaker 1: of sound like that, at least you as something like
- 38:48Speaker 1: you're twelve.
- 38:49Speaker 2: I do too. Like if I was in your class
- 38:50Speaker 2: growing up, Garrett, were you, I wouldn't I would like
- 38:54Speaker 2: be excited when you had to read a paragraph.
- 38:56Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, hell yeah, I got on your bed. Hey,
- 38:58Speaker 1: I'll bet I hate Jack's buttery you. Oh shit, little stone?
- 39:05Speaker 1: All right, what else we got here, dude? Donovan Mitchell responds,
- 39:08Speaker 1: Lebron James could beat Mike Tyson in a fight. This
- 39:11Speaker 1: is the dumbest something that is I have never heard
- 39:13Speaker 1: of my entire life. What about Lebron James makes him
- 39:16Speaker 1: capable of beating not even Mike Tyson in his prime,
- 39:20Speaker 1: but Mike Tyson. Now have you seen the videos of
- 39:21Speaker 1: Mike Tyson? That motherfucker is a sad He will absolutely he'll.
- 39:25Speaker 1: He'll fucking kill you now, yes, one sweat he will.
- 39:28Speaker 1: We used to play this game in high school. It
- 39:30Speaker 1: was like, would you do it for you know, ten
- 39:31Speaker 1: thousand dollars? You take a punch in the face for
- 39:33Speaker 1: Mike Tyson? And I was like, yeah, did punch in
- 39:35Speaker 1: the face? Eat it? Dollars? Rich? Yeah, ten thousand dollars
- 39:38Speaker 1: rich as fuck? Yeah, talk about it.
- 39:39Speaker 2: Tell your boys, Hal split with you.
- 39:41Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, I give you. I'll give you a grand thing,
- 39:42Speaker 1: and like it's the end of the It's the end
- 39:43Speaker 1: of the world. Like he just fucking did it. Mike
- 39:47Speaker 1: Tyson dude, after watching him at fifty six, I can't
- 39:49Speaker 1: imagine this man the way he was putting, like taking
- 39:53Speaker 1: a shot in the chin. No guard up or nothing.
- 39:56Speaker 2: Dude, Bro, that's stree easy. I think I think, isn't
- 40:02Speaker 2: he Isn't he gonna fight again? Is he trying to
- 40:03Speaker 2: fight again?
- 40:04Speaker 1: I think he is. I wonder what changed with this
- 40:07Speaker 1: cat too, because he was saying he was on Joe
- 40:08Speaker 1: Rogan's podcast talking about how he can't even work out
- 40:12Speaker 1: because if he looks in the mirror, it flares up
- 40:14Speaker 1: his ego and he can't He doesn't want to live
- 40:16Speaker 1: with ego because he was such a monster back then
- 40:18Speaker 1: and Mike Tyson and now he's like and mean. I mean,
- 40:22Speaker 1: there's a picture I think from six months ago. I mean,
- 40:25Speaker 1: he looked like a fat tub of good. Dude, he
- 40:27Speaker 1: was a fat man.
- 40:27Speaker 2: Something must have happened. He must have I don't know.
- 40:30Speaker 2: He must have got inspired about something.
- 40:31Speaker 1: He must have got broken up with. That's a ship
- 40:33Speaker 1: that happens. Yeah, you get your ass broken up with. Hey,
- 40:36Speaker 1: that man six months is gonna be either or looking good.
- 40:39Speaker 1: You're right, you know what I'm saying. Everyone dealt with
- 40:41Speaker 1: that heartbreak.
- 40:42Speaker 2: You know what's I look at him, look at that
- 40:43Speaker 2: second one, that second one.
- 40:45Speaker 6: Jamie fomentary.
- 40:48Speaker 1: That ship's fire. Dude. When Jamie Fox, he's like talking
- 40:52Speaker 1: and he's like just landing the law.
- 40:54Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like talking describing how Yeah.
- 40:57Speaker 1: That the camera comes in. It's not not in the heaven,
- 40:59Speaker 1: it's just above the freeze, going to call and you
- 41:02Speaker 1: can see it all in your dad, say he was
- 41:05Speaker 1: the best. Don't wry about your Yeah, that's a good ass.
- 41:09Speaker 1: That's a good one. David, you did good doing that.
- 41:11Speaker 1: Fuck But Mike Tyson looked good as ship was. Disband's
- 41:15Speaker 1: wearing a tucking collared shirt looking like David Kessenberry. Dude, Lee,
- 41:21Speaker 1: they know that they can call him, you know, plus one,
- 41:24Speaker 1: I'm a spartner, he's partner. Yeah, speaking of spikeball, you two,
- 41:30Speaker 1: what's good? What is good? When are we chopping it up?
- 41:35Speaker 1: I don't know? Why is that a bad time? Well
- 41:40Speaker 1: when you asked, we were going to the golf course?
- 41:43Speaker 1: Oh I I I was trying to get him to
- 41:45Speaker 1: come over that day. Oh for real, thought have been
- 41:47Speaker 1: a nice little day. Actually they set us up though,
- 41:49Speaker 1: for golfing. Mike Tyson's absolute stud set us up. So
- 41:55Speaker 1: you guys talking. You guys kind of been talking a
- 41:56Speaker 1: lot of ship though about that Spikeball. I think we'd
- 41:59Speaker 1: be we'd be good. I think we're not really good.
- 42:01Speaker 1: We're partners in the deal anyway, I know.
- 42:04Speaker 2: But when we played, when we play with each other,
- 42:06Speaker 2: when we were when we beat Quiz, no pause, we're
- 42:11Speaker 2: playing with each We're playing with each other a couple
- 42:13Speaker 2: of fridays ago in the bathroom and we beat Quiz.
- 42:16Speaker 1: And who's his partner? Spence? Hey remember since Oh yeah,
- 42:19Speaker 1: pull the bulldog, the bulldog. Fucking bulldog. That's the funniest
- 42:23Speaker 1: video ever. Dude, we're people listen to this podcast. You
- 42:26Speaker 1: either explain it or go to the next subject. What
- 42:27Speaker 1: the fuck are you guys talking about? All right, next
- 42:30Speaker 1: subject of our our recency pod, Cam Newton go to
- 42:34Speaker 1: the Patriots cage move. Can't say I'm not surprised about this. Yeah,
- 42:39Speaker 1: Patriots just take care of business, don't they.
- 42:41Speaker 2: I love thinking now because it's so viral, the video
- 42:44Speaker 2: of Bill Belichick walking out into the field and they
- 42:47Speaker 2: got Stone Culls music.
- 42:48Speaker 1: Watch Out, Watch Out. Yeah, Yeah, yeah, dude, that fucking videos.
- 42:52Speaker 1: The kids are like putting their hands out for him
- 42:54Speaker 1: to like high five. It just keeps on walking.
- 42:56Speaker 2: Dude, Bill, he's I think he's gonna crush it.
- 42:59Speaker 1: You think is Yeah, yep, he signed. What his deal
- 43:02Speaker 1: was one less zero than Patrick Mahomes's.
- 43:06Speaker 2: I think it's like seven million with incentives. Everybody was
- 43:09Speaker 2: up and five by Cam's deal. Let me drop a
- 43:12Speaker 2: little d have some knowledge, let me drop a little gym.
- 43:14Speaker 2: So Cam's deal is like up to seven and seven seven.
- 43:18Speaker 1: And a half worth.
- 43:19Speaker 2: He was injured last year, so the market COVID is
- 43:22Speaker 2: playing a factor in free agency.
- 43:25Speaker 1: Cam signed.
- 43:26Speaker 2: If you look at his deal, like right here, he
- 43:28Speaker 2: signed for like one point oh five was his base Yeah,
- 43:32Speaker 2: that's the minimum. Where he's getting bonuses is he gets
- 43:36Speaker 2: about seven hundred thousand per roster, per game bonus. So
- 43:39Speaker 2: what owners are basically doing is preparing for if a
- 43:43Speaker 2: COVID outcome happens, say there's five games played in a year,
- 43:46Speaker 2: they only want to have to pay him for five
- 43:48Speaker 2: of those games, instead of being tied to paying him,
- 43:51Speaker 2: say five million dollars base because whatever you sign in
- 43:53Speaker 2: your paragraph five money you know about paragraph five, we
- 43:57Speaker 2: will call it base salary. Whatever you sign in that
- 43:59Speaker 2: base salary once the ball kicks off, and you are
- 44:02Speaker 2: a vested veteran, meaning you have four credited seasons in
- 44:05Speaker 2: the NFL, which we do, which we both do the
- 44:08Speaker 2: vested veterans on the once Game one starts, you are
- 44:10Speaker 2: guaranteed your salary for the entire year.
- 44:13Speaker 1: Boom.
- 44:14Speaker 2: So whenever the ball kicks off, the owners are gonna
- 44:16Speaker 2: have to pay Cam one point oh five million dollars
- 44:18Speaker 2: no matter what. If COVID a second wave, all that
- 44:21Speaker 2: stuff happens, football season shuts.
- 44:22Speaker 1: Down after seven weeks. We're in a second wave right now,
- 44:25Speaker 1: right right, right right.
- 44:25Speaker 2: But let's just say a place, let's say it plays
- 44:27Speaker 2: a factor in the NFL, only plays like seven games.
- 44:30Speaker 2: They'll only pay camp per game, protecting themselves from the
- 44:33Speaker 2: base that they would have had to have sign them to.
- 44:35Speaker 2: So everybody that's freaking out about his deal guys on
- 44:38Speaker 2: the market.
- 44:38Speaker 1: Like, that's what's happening.
- 44:39Speaker 2: If you're an owner, that's exactly how you would act,
- 44:41Speaker 2: because your bottom line is going to be affected.
- 44:43Speaker 1: Your pockets are going to be affected. If you are
- 44:47Speaker 1: an owner and COVID strikes us down for let's say
- 44:50Speaker 1: we play seven games, like you said, yeah, do you
- 44:53Speaker 1: as an owner, do you fight against paying the players
- 44:56Speaker 1: their whole entire salary? I don't know.
- 44:58Speaker 2: People are people are asking like, so what's gonna happen?
- 45:02Speaker 2: Spence was asking me today when we were working out, like,
- 45:04Speaker 2: do you think the owners are like I heard they
- 45:06Speaker 2: heard a rumor that they're going to try to, you know,
- 45:09Speaker 2: say the season short and they're going to try to
- 45:11Speaker 2: nix everyby salary by like thirty percent or try to
- 45:13Speaker 2: pay like what's it called pro rate, like a pro
- 45:17Speaker 2: rated rate. So, however, what is it?
- 45:18Speaker 1: What does that? What does that mean?
- 45:19Speaker 2: So whatever you make per game paycheck wise, say you
- 45:22Speaker 2: only play seven games, you get seven paychecks? Nah, right right, that.
- 45:28Speaker 1: Would be a horrible deal. Yeah. I heard another thing
- 45:31Speaker 1: that was like, if we don't have a season, like
- 45:33Speaker 1: your contract just extended to the next year. So if
- 45:37Speaker 1: I have three years left on my contract and we
- 45:39Speaker 1: don't play this year, let's say we don't play any
- 45:40Speaker 1: games at all next year, I would make the money
- 45:43Speaker 1: I'm making this year that I would still have two
- 45:45Speaker 1: more years on top of that. Do you know what
- 45:47Speaker 1: I'm saying? Yeah, this elongates your contract even more. That's
- 45:50Speaker 1: for guys that are getting older. The want that third contract.
- 45:53Speaker 1: That's a that's a bit of a deal.
- 45:55Speaker 2: Now, Yeah, I mean say there's no season, I mean
- 45:58Speaker 2: I could be done. Yeah, you talk about getting older
- 46:01Speaker 2: like I'll be thirty one next year, Like we don't
- 46:02Speaker 2: play a season this year.
- 46:03Speaker 1: Like it's almost like, hey, what a shitty way to
- 46:07Speaker 1: go out And not saying I'm not trying to be insulting,
- 46:09Speaker 1: right right.
- 46:09Speaker 2: No, that came. We've had so many conversations.
- 46:13Speaker 1: That's not yes, one hundred percent, We've had a lot
- 46:14Speaker 1: of but there's people that are listening like, damn, this
- 46:16Speaker 1: guy just goes out. You know what I'm saying. I
- 46:18Speaker 1: don't want them to think that this is one of
- 46:19Speaker 1: those times this man's going on for this guy's career.
- 46:23Speaker 1: Oh fuck, I'm just saying that's crazy.
- 46:26Speaker 2: Now.
- 46:26Speaker 1: That would be a tough way to go out if
- 46:28Speaker 1: you're a free agent.
- 46:28Speaker 2: So Patrick Mahomes is an anomaly. He's different. My man
- 46:31Speaker 2: signed for twelve extra years. He's locked in for a decade.
- 46:34Speaker 1: One thing we didn't talk about his concentrat too, is
- 46:35Speaker 1: I saw he's got a no trade calls. We always
- 46:37Speaker 1: talked about that. But he's got like a roster game
- 46:39Speaker 1: bonus that if a bonus isn't exercise, he has some
- 46:43Speaker 1: sort of right to get out of the contract. That
- 46:45Speaker 1: might be totally wrong. That's something that I heard.
- 46:48Speaker 2: I know, I know where it's in favor of the team.
- 46:52Speaker 1: Is there was rumors that there was a like a
- 46:54Speaker 1: salary cap percentage tied to it, which I was hype
- 46:56Speaker 1: about at first, but I.
- 46:57Speaker 2: Learned that that was that that is.
- 46:59Speaker 1: That's an other thing we got to talk about with
- 47:01Speaker 1: this cap or this season coming.
- 47:02Speaker 2: Up, right, That's what I was gonna say. It's tough
- 47:04Speaker 2: being a free agent this year because say you're like
- 47:06Speaker 2: Clowny or one of these guys who are probably gonna
- 47:08Speaker 2: sign a couple of years, a few.
- 47:09Speaker 1: Years, whatever. I think I signed a one year. The
- 47:11Speaker 1: way it's looking, you might have to like.
- 47:13Speaker 2: That's why Cam would want to sign a one year.
- 47:15Speaker 2: That's why Winston would want to take a one year
- 47:17Speaker 2: so they could go back to the table and re up.
- 47:19Speaker 2: But what's gonna suck is a salary CAP's going to
- 47:21Speaker 2: be affected negatively next year. Well, because there's gonna be
- 47:24Speaker 2: saying there's no fans this year. It's gonna affect all
- 47:26Speaker 2: that's gonna affect stadium money. Concessions merch.
- 47:29Speaker 1: Yeah, here's what I'm told though, TV deals. So what
- 47:32Speaker 1: the players get fifty forty eight percent of the salary cap? Right?
- 47:37Speaker 1: Or the players get forty percent of revenue?
- 47:39Speaker 2: Right?
- 47:40Speaker 1: Right?
- 47:40Speaker 2: All right?
- 47:41Speaker 1: So let's say the salary cap it's at two hundred
- 47:43Speaker 1: hous just say that. I don't know what the exact
- 47:44Speaker 1: numbers are. I think you're close. It's around it. They're
- 47:47Speaker 1: saying next year could go down as low as one
- 47:48Speaker 1: fit one forty one fifty could I let's say it
- 47:51Speaker 1: goes down that way. If you're Jerry Jones, you would
- 47:55Speaker 1: have to cut Cooper Martin, Tyron Smith. You have to
- 48:00Speaker 1: cut one of those guys.
- 48:01Speaker 2: Because you can't keep them, right, because you don't have
- 48:03Speaker 2: the money.
- 48:04Speaker 1: To you Well, no, you have the money to pay them,
- 48:06Speaker 1: but the cap won't allow you to pay them. I
- 48:09Speaker 1: think I from what I've been told, is that the
- 48:12Speaker 1: owners can go and say, hey, we're going to keep
- 48:15Speaker 1: the cap at what it is this year. It won't
- 48:17Speaker 1: go up or down a little bit, It'll stay at
- 48:18Speaker 1: two hundred. That way, they can still keep the players,
- 48:22Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Because then like the Titans,
- 48:25Speaker 1: for instance, like the cap goes down that far. Well,
- 48:28Speaker 1: there's you know not you can't cut ten health. There's
- 48:30Speaker 1: got too much guarantee left like that, Derek. Like, let's
- 48:33Speaker 1: say Derek s Henry s hays a long term deal,
- 48:35Speaker 1: which he's only got a few more days. He's got
- 48:36Speaker 1: about eight more days. He can sign a long term deal.
- 48:39Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy.
- 48:40Speaker 1: Otherwise he has to play the franchise tag. I hope
- 48:42Speaker 1: they get something done.
- 48:43Speaker 2: But if not, that franchise tags still that.
- 48:47Speaker 1: You're running back, dude, you're running back like that's different.
- 48:50Speaker 1: You only have so much tread on.
- 48:51Speaker 2: Those tires, no doubt, no doubt. I will hope you.
- 48:53Speaker 1: But as far as a salary cap and all that,
- 48:55Speaker 1: like the player, the owners have the option to go,
- 48:57Speaker 1: we're gonna keep it at two hundred so we can
- 48:59Speaker 1: keep these players. So we still have that we can
- 49:01Speaker 1: give them the money they like deserve or whatever. I
- 49:04Speaker 1: think that's a possibility. Not it's in a perfect world, right,
- 49:06Speaker 1: that's obviously if our PIA doesn't going fuck it up
- 49:08Speaker 1: what they usually do or something like that. Am anti
- 49:11Speaker 1: union man, I know you, I know your union guy.
- 49:15Speaker 1: But if there's a guy like you in the saddle,
- 49:17Speaker 1: probably knowing what the fuck was going on.
- 49:19Speaker 2: I like j. C.
- 49:20Speaker 1: Tradder.
- 49:20Speaker 8: Ja C.
- 49:21Speaker 1: Tratter is a g. I love Jason Triedder. He's now
- 49:24Speaker 1: the president.
- 49:24Speaker 5: He wasn't.
- 49:25Speaker 1: He wasn't the president until I think it was like
- 49:26Speaker 1: February he became the president. I'm a huge j C.
- 49:30Speaker 2: Traitdder guy.
- 49:31Speaker 1: Call him Jesus Christ. In the weight room. That man
- 49:33Speaker 1: can lift some weights down. He's in crazy shape. Yeah,
- 49:35Speaker 1: I'm like trying to catch up with him. He's fucking
- 49:37Speaker 1: moving in that damn weight room. Yeah he's a stud.
- 49:40Speaker 1: But I'm just saying, like we're fucking We're the NFL,
- 49:43Speaker 1: nflp A fuck shit up all the time. And this
- 49:45Speaker 1: is there's a lot of areas to get better. Then
- 49:48Speaker 1: here's here's one area. You know they fucked up because
- 49:52Speaker 1: I'm anytime everybody knows, if anybody's in a business dealer
- 49:55Speaker 1: or anything, if I say I'll give you ten dollars
- 49:57Speaker 1: and you well, that's not that's a bad example. If
- 50:00Speaker 1: you put anything up. If you want something like players
- 50:02Speaker 1: want marijuana to not be a thing on the testing,
- 50:05Speaker 1: well for me to give you that, you have to
- 50:08Speaker 1: give something up. Right. It's a give take talk. When
- 50:11Speaker 1: you're doing a business deal. Here's a spoiler for anybody
- 50:15Speaker 1: who ever wants to play in the NFL before this year,
- 50:17Speaker 1: before this new CBA. The test happens between four twenty
- 50:21Speaker 1: and June fifteenth, and then you can and then when
- 50:24Speaker 1: you get to camp to August ninth. I think of
- 50:26Speaker 1: the numbers. The numbers. So if you smoke a lot
- 50:30Speaker 1: of weed, just stop before then, and then when you
- 50:33Speaker 1: test it, you're fine. Right, And you know what I'm saying.
- 50:35Speaker 1: If you smoke weed, guess what, you've now beaten the test.
- 50:39Speaker 1: So why would our NFLPA go and are you anything
- 50:43Speaker 1: to loosen any type of rule on that like that?
- 50:45Speaker 1: Because it's gonna happen eventually. Eventually marijuana is gonna be
- 50:48Speaker 1: wreck nationwide. Eventually the MLB is gonna be cool with it,
- 50:51Speaker 1: then basketball will be cool with it, and then NFL's
- 50:52Speaker 1: gonna be like, well, we might as well just do it,
- 50:53Speaker 1: because that's how it works. It just just play the
- 50:56Speaker 1: game and beat the time. But don't give up something
- 50:58Speaker 1: in negotiations for some lesser. Oh, you don't have to
- 51:02Speaker 1: go in the drug program now, like if you can't,
- 51:05Speaker 1: not if you don't, if you can't pass a test. Yeah, stupid.
- 51:09Speaker 2: Yeah, I think the union. The Union sends an email
- 51:12Speaker 2: like a couple of months in advance talking about when
- 51:15Speaker 2: testing days.
- 51:15Speaker 1: Yeah, testing starts April twenty and.
- 51:17Speaker 2: Start gets start weaning yourself off, yea. Not only you
- 51:20Speaker 2: should know you, it's like and then if you don't
- 51:22Speaker 2: get enough and test on the first week around four twenty,
- 51:26Speaker 2: or you don't test in like June, then you can't
- 51:30Speaker 2: in July because you're gonna get tested for sure in August.
- 51:32Speaker 2: And then once you finally do, you're a well dude
- 51:35Speaker 2: all year long, all you until next.
- 51:37Speaker 1: You like cocaine, your cocaine because it's you're not gonna
- 51:40Speaker 1: get fucking pop.
- 51:41Speaker 2: Anybody who pops.
- 51:44Speaker 1: Foolish, foolish, You're foolish. And that's I mean, Stephen A.
- 51:47Speaker 2: Smith, stay off the wee question.
- 51:50Speaker 1: Dude, guy like I mean like got like you know,
- 51:53Speaker 1: we know the guys. I don't need to say names.
- 51:55Speaker 1: This is a podcast for the boys, right, this is
- 51:56Speaker 1: a I'm not throwing nobody under the bus, But if
- 51:59Speaker 1: you're doing some dumb shit getting caught off weed, I
- 52:02Speaker 1: know it's so dumb. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't make any
- 52:06Speaker 1: sense to me. Just I don't know anybody can stop
- 52:11Speaker 1: doing something for a month. You stop doing thing for
- 52:12Speaker 1: a month, out of your system. Right, it's done, It's done. Right,
- 52:15Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Sweat us on a little bit,
- 52:17Speaker 1: drink some vinegar. I don't fucking no glutathion. That gets
- 52:20Speaker 1: rid of a lot of shit right there. Bloom bang bang.
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- 54:19Speaker 2: So what are we talking about?
- 54:20Speaker 1: Well, talking about Cam Newton.
- 54:23Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because we started talking about the contract, contract
- 54:25Speaker 2: situation and everything. I think he's gonna be a start.
- 54:27Speaker 2: I think he's gonna crush it this year. You know,
- 54:28Speaker 2: we're we're assuming a season is gonna happen. So you
- 54:32Speaker 2: don't think like all the stadium money and everything else
- 54:35Speaker 2: is going to affect like a cap and stuff.
- 54:38Speaker 1: No, I think it will. I think it will. I'm
- 54:41Speaker 1: just saying I believe you.
- 54:42Speaker 2: Think they're going to help out the teams to be like, hey,
- 54:44Speaker 2: we're not gonna move.
- 54:45Speaker 1: If you're if you're a businessman and you're sitting there
- 54:47Speaker 1: saying I got to get rid of one of my
- 54:49Speaker 1: top five guys. Wouldn't you want to keep that guy?
- 54:53Speaker 2: Yeah, and keep them?
- 54:54Speaker 1: And I know there's a lot of different arguments. I'm
- 54:56Speaker 1: not sitting here saying this is what we need to
- 54:57Speaker 1: do because as a player, it's obviously what I want
- 54:59Speaker 1: people to do. I don't to sit there going in
- 55:00Speaker 1: next year, where are they going to cut me because
- 55:02Speaker 1: of money. You know what I'm saying, You don't want
- 55:03Speaker 1: that or get traded because of money. That should happens
- 55:05Speaker 1: all the time. But no, I think if you play
- 55:09Speaker 1: a season without players, obviously the revenue is going to
- 55:11Speaker 1: go down, you know what I'm saying. Now, there's the
- 55:14Speaker 1: directions going to affect free agency next year. One thing
- 55:16Speaker 1: that's interesting is I don't know when the direct TAM
- 55:18Speaker 1: I don't know if it's Direct TV or whatever contract
- 55:21Speaker 1: the NFL has with cable company. Yeah, but I think
- 55:23Speaker 1: that's up this year, like they're in negotiations right now.
- 55:26Speaker 1: That was a big reason for the NFL to.
- 55:28Speaker 2: Get to the NFLPA in the NFL to get it
- 55:30Speaker 2: get a deal.
- 55:30Speaker 1: Done because then the right because then the TV deal
- 55:33Speaker 1: is going to be bigger because there's not as if.
- 55:35Speaker 2: There's aleuts about to kind of come out.
- 55:38Speaker 1: The deal got done in February, right, March, Yes, it
- 55:41Speaker 1: got done in March, and then that was like hot
- 55:44Speaker 1: when it is like first cases of COVID and now
- 55:46Speaker 1: is in the United States. So that's some crazy ship
- 55:49Speaker 1: out there.
- 55:49Speaker 7: Dude.
- 55:50Speaker 1: COVID is a fucking asshole. I'll tell you that much.
- 55:52Speaker 8: Dude.
- 55:52Speaker 1: That's it's crazy. Cable network is what what does it say?
- 55:56Speaker 2: I can't point two billion?
- 55:58Speaker 1: It's so that next year? Yeah, but like that, that money,
- 56:04Speaker 1: that money alone, I was told that money alone can
- 56:08Speaker 1: pay everybody salary cap plus players I'm sorry, plus coaches,
- 56:12Speaker 1: plus you know upstairs people that could pay everybody. Yeah,
- 56:16Speaker 1: fifteen billions. Unbelievable, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, what's
- 56:20Speaker 1: the if the Caps? Thirty two teams will say the
- 56:23Speaker 1: Caps thirty million dollars? What's that math?
- 56:25Speaker 2: I don't even know what you just sack. My head's hurting.
- 56:28Speaker 1: Two hundred dollars, two hundred million dollars, thirty two teams?
- 56:32Speaker 2: What's the math?
- 56:33Speaker 1: What were you trying to say? How many billions of dollars?
- 56:35Speaker 1: Is that? So it take five to make a billion?
- 56:38Speaker 1: So five times six it's thirty, so it'd be six
- 56:42Speaker 1: point one billion dollars? Did I just fucking do that?
- 56:47Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 56:47Speaker 2: We're gonna click it because we can check the math.
- 56:50Speaker 1: We're gonna clay. Six point one billion dollars is the
- 56:53Speaker 1: math I'm saying. If if the salary cap was maxed
- 56:56Speaker 1: out for everybody, it's two hundred million dollars. Yeah, all right?
- 56:59Speaker 1: And we have to pay all thirty two teams two
- 57:01Speaker 1: hundred million dollars. What's thirty two times two hundred? Uh
- 57:06Speaker 1: sixty four hundred?
- 57:07Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 57:08Speaker 1: What there's a six and a four and sixty four hundred? Yeah,
- 57:11Speaker 1: so six sixty four hundred dollars.
- 57:13Speaker 3: You said two hundred times three hundred.
- 57:15Speaker 1: Okay, so yeah, six and four billion dollars. So I
- 57:18Speaker 1: was off by point three.
- 57:20Speaker 2: Hey, we gotta we gotta stop whoever. I'll tell you what,
- 57:23Speaker 2: we're probably getting roads.
- 57:24Speaker 1: Six point four billion dollars, not even half that ship,
- 57:28Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying.
- 57:29Speaker 2: Yeah, but the money's out.
- 57:30Speaker 1: There exact we don't know if like that's what teams
- 57:32Speaker 1: are actually And also that's an eight year contract. You
- 57:33Speaker 1: have us put that up. You know what I'm saying,
- 57:36Speaker 1: it's like two billion dollars.
- 57:37Speaker 2: Ye, I feel you close to Yeah, so.
- 57:40Speaker 1: You can't pay for everybody. I was wrong. I'll tell
- 57:47Speaker 1: you what. I'm enjoying the ship out of time too, man,
- 57:49Speaker 1: I am too. It's a fun. It's a fun deal.
- 57:52Speaker 2: Just a quick remind we're just sitting in your basement,
- 57:54Speaker 2: hanging out.
- 57:54Speaker 1: Kind of our jack stone. We're just trying to fucking
- 57:57Speaker 1: chill in there, pay in the basement, man, hanging out.
- 58:00Speaker 1: I'm just kidding the experience, big, big little side note.
- 58:03Speaker 1: I know we do, uh we do. We do commercials sometimes. Yeah,
- 58:06Speaker 1: we do do commercials for like reads.
- 58:08Speaker 2: Yeah, for reads. We could do.
- 58:10Speaker 1: We could do a commercial for merch right now. But
- 58:12Speaker 1: give me one second because I need to talk to
- 58:13Speaker 1: these Tier ones.
- 58:14Speaker 2: Okay, talk to them.
- 58:15Speaker 1: So, Tier one, I've been seeing I've been seeing some murmuring.
- 58:18Speaker 1: I've been seeing my feeds swiggling around. Dude, I've been
- 58:21Speaker 1: seeing some wolf heads, a lot of pride chilling on
- 58:24Speaker 1: them user names. Dude, good fucking shit, Tier ones, because
- 58:27Speaker 1: you guys have been blasting out. You guys have taken
- 58:29Speaker 1: pride and being a Tier one and your Tier twos.
- 58:32Speaker 1: I can feel you, dude, I can feel you guys
- 58:34Speaker 1: kind of making that move. You just cleansed yourself, had
- 58:36Speaker 1: yourself a nice little bubble bath, dude, using shampoo and conditioner.
- 58:39Speaker 1: Rinse yourself out, dude, felt great hairs, a little frizzy,
- 58:42Speaker 1: get out, new man, new woman, loving life. You about
- 58:45Speaker 1: to be a Tier one. We loving it to death.
- 58:47Speaker 2: Now.
- 58:48Speaker 1: Tier twos, you guys are probably the best ones with
- 58:50Speaker 1: those Tier threes. You need to put them on. I
- 58:52Speaker 1: know there was one podcast I almost said it Will
- 58:55Speaker 1: and I used to listen to, but we don't listen
- 58:57Speaker 1: to anymore. I was like a tier three cat. You
- 58:59Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Sit in the background, all right,
- 59:01Speaker 1: in the shade, watching from a distance. Funny clip, that's funny,
- 59:06Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. And Will was a tier two,
- 59:07Speaker 1: got tier one? But nah, you were you weren't like
- 59:10Speaker 1: tweeting at the guy all the time. But anyway, but anyway, right,
- 59:13Speaker 1: because because, but anyway, you brought me along from a
- 59:16Speaker 1: tier three to a tier two. People helping people, and
- 59:18Speaker 1: that's powerful stuff, right, all right, you're feeling you're feeling salsa,
- 59:22Speaker 1: you're feeling good about yourself. You're dancing up and down,
- 59:24Speaker 1: you're riding high. Tier three life, kid, Let's make it
- 59:27Speaker 1: a little better and go to tier two. All right?
- 59:28Speaker 1: If you're a tier two doing d did that bath?
- 59:31Speaker 1: Get that bubble bath, little conditional little ship, get you
- 59:33Speaker 1: to tier one. All right, we love you to death,
- 59:36Speaker 1: Thank you so much, and we're back. Oh we gotta
- 59:38Speaker 1: do merch? What hang on? What was the you're just
- 59:41Speaker 1: trying to say? I just want the tears. Tier threes,
- 59:43Speaker 1: to move up, tier twos, to move up in tier one,
- 59:45Speaker 1: six strong. That's all I'm trying to do.
- 59:48Speaker 2: We got new merch. We do got new merch. Check
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- 1:00:30Speaker 1: doing it. I owe that guy some money, right now,
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- 1:00:36Speaker 1: everybody else, you know, they did laugh back there. All right,
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- 1:00:47Speaker 2: That's something quick to where we found a quote where
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- 1:00:51Speaker 1: I'll tell you what nice whoop you like that? I
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: need to get my batteries broken.
- 1:00:55Speaker 2: I know, hang on, I did want to ask you
- 1:00:57Speaker 2: about that is well, have you tried charge the battery pack?
- 1:01:00Speaker 2: Of course, I didn't want to disrespect you by having.
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: To plugging the deal you stick the thing in. I
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: was sitting there, it wasn't blinking lights or anything. Waited
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: about an hour, threw it on the old Whooper. Did
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: you put your charger in the water? No, because I've
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: read that it's not waterproof. The Whoop is waterproof, but
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: the Whoop charger is not waterproof. So you don't know
- 1:01:17Speaker 1: what happened. I think the batteries is broken, or maybe
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: it met the water without me knowing. Maybe they introduced themselves,
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- 1:01:35Speaker 1: I love it. We're in the basement, fucking English, just
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: killing it, dude. But I forget.
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: I forget by the merch.
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- 1:01:44Speaker 5: You gotta buy the merch.
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- 1:01:53Speaker 1: What I was going to talk about, Let's move to
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: the next thing.
- 1:01:55Speaker 2: Washington Redskins changing their name. Do you think they're gonna
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: change it?
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: Yeah? Probably.
- 1:02:02Speaker 2: I love how they said we're gonna do a thorough
- 1:02:06Speaker 2: investigation about changing the name.
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: Well they're gonna come back and be like, yeah, we
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: we we've our investigations, funny.
- 1:02:12Speaker 2: And it's like, okay, well you guys sounds what do
- 1:02:13Speaker 2: you mean? They're just walking the room. Hey, we're changing it, right.
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: I think if the Redskins changed their ship, I'm buying
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: some of their stuff to have and be like, oh, yeah,
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: that used to be the Washington Redskins. That used to
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: be you know, like the Houston Oilers, just to kind
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: of have it.
- 1:02:25Speaker 2: Jerseys, what's that Compton Jerseys is gonna be a little
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: how comboy that I.
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: Might have to get me one, But then I, fuck, man,
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: I can't have that what I'm saying, I can't have that.
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: If you're if you were to change the name, what
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: would you change it to. I threw my hat in
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: there a couple of times. I said, you said something
- 1:02:42Speaker 1: about teeth with big cat.
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: Yeah, big cats, big Cat, said the Washington Teeth. And
- 1:02:47Speaker 2: then I said, my old chip tooth as the logo.
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny. That was funny.
- 1:02:51Speaker 2: The boy Josh, he put together a nice little graphic
- 1:02:55Speaker 2: for us time.
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: I would love to see it the Washington, I said,
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: Washington wolf Pack. Of course he did.
- 1:03:03Speaker 2: But doesn't that go is.
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: Every I mean, no, no, it doesn't There any wolves
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: in DC. Are the wolves in DC? I don't think, Well,
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: the Titans are there. They call this the Athens at
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: the South correct.
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: A lot a lot of people think Washington Washington Redskins
- 1:03:20Speaker 2: is in the state of Washington.
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: I thought that when I was young. That's what I'm saying.
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: A deal now, I'll tell you what you want to
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: talk about. A mind explosion. Hey, that's a funny little deal.
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: It's fucking dairy queen and that solid dude. That's some
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: solid underlying deals.
- 1:03:34Speaker 2: Washington wolf Pack.
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: Though I see it doesn't play like you have to
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: probably put something of politics in there. Why are you
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: gonna put something with the capital exactly? Yeah, something like
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: the capitals. Apparently that buddy who owns the Redskins, Dan Cider,
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: Dan Sider, his partners won out for three of them
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: of the Redskins are for sale. They are this bus
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: kicks up on revenue. We might have to get her
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: hands might forget her hands on a little bit of
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: still try Yeah, why not? Hey, what's this money with
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: a couple of couple of Abraham's. Yeah, like you said,
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: I don't know, I've never heard so many refer to
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: Abrahams as the first name. A couple of Lincoln's, the
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: Washington Lincoln's, dude, solid, that's better than the wolf Pack.
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: I like that better. Like the like we're talking about
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: Athens of the South predators, you know what, and the
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: predators when they were digging the arena out they found
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: a skeleton of uh a sabortoo tiger, a savor tooth
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: tiger in there. So they became the national or the
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: National pretators, right, Yeah, natural sounds why music City see
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: it all kind of plays Houston oilers a lot of money,
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: a lot of oil in Texas you're right. I mean,
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Arizona Cardinals.
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: I'm still on board in the Washington wolf Pack.
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: Dude, Hey, I know you are. But that's wolf pack,
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: like Nevada wolf Pack, like Washington wolf Pack. Yeah, but
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: like Nevada is called the wolf pack too.
- 1:04:55Speaker 2: So what I think Washington wolf Pack would be sick?
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: I don't think that'd be that sick. I think the
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: idea that is sick. I think what would happen would
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: not be sick. All right, you upset?
- 1:05:06Speaker 8: No?
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: Just would you change the colors? Well you do black
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: and gray? No, I mean you could keep the colors. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: I'm out on that, but I'm gonna do some homework.
- 1:05:25Speaker 1: I'm gonna do some homework on that.
- 1:05:27Speaker 2: What do we got? What else? Kanye for president? I mean,
- 1:05:30Speaker 2: I'm sure we can.
- 1:05:32Speaker 1: I don't have a take. I don't care to have
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: a take say about this. I like to stay out
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: of politics myself personally. It's just depressing if I had
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: to vote like Kanye. My man's a little while. You
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I'm pretty sure you've heard himself
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: as Jesus one time. You know what I'm saying. If
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: you if you think you're a god, I can't vote
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: he does.
- 1:05:54Speaker 2: He thinks he's a god.
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: He thinks he's a god.
- 1:05:56Speaker 2: I believe, so.
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: I will.
- 1:06:00Speaker 2: You know, I'm into the whole conspiracy illuminati, like I'm
- 1:06:02Speaker 2: on you know, So you think Kanya is a god
- 1:06:04Speaker 2: because of that?
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying like he has said that. So
- 1:06:07Speaker 1: you're like, oh, he thinks that, and I'm saying I
- 1:06:10Speaker 1: think so based on conspiracy theories I've seen. Yeah, do
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: you think the illuminati? You think the LUMINAI is real?
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: Do you think jay Z's in it? Yeah? Do you
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: think Tanya is in it?
- 1:06:19Speaker 2: Probably?
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: Do you think Kim Kardashian's in it?
- 1:06:22Speaker 2: Probably?
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: I don't think I'm fucking out on that.
- 1:06:25Speaker 2: But which celebrities? Which celebrity would you vote for for president?
- 1:06:29Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I know. I think I know
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: who you would. I think it'd be the same person
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: and say it on three one two three at the
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: Rock Rock Yeah, Hey, that solid. I'll tell you what.
- 1:06:41Speaker 1: The Rock gotta get a little head on his shoulders.
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. If you're looking at leadership and
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: you like imagine being like fucking whoever the Chinese president
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: is walk in there, say hello, open the fucking door up,
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: Holy ship six or four have just brought the rock.
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: I be, hey, holy shit, We're not gonna do nothing
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: of y'all that handshake.
- 1:07:00Speaker 2: Hey, whatever you want, very ship.
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: Dude.
- 1:07:02Speaker 2: Could you imagine a negotiation not going well and you
- 1:07:04Speaker 2: just get rock bottom through a table.
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: In the White House. Yeah, I'd say I vote for
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: the rock for sure.
- 1:07:14Speaker 2: I shake somebody's hands. Uh, they say their name, excuse
- 1:07:16Speaker 2: excuse me? Would you say your name was? And as
- 1:07:18Speaker 2: they say it again, it doesn't matter what your name is.
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: Dude. I love that people saying they'd vote for a
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: celebrity just because they like them, Like, we don't even
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: know the rocks policies.
- 1:07:27Speaker 2: I know, but he seems like a great dude based
- 1:07:29Speaker 2: on his Instagram.
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: Hey if they look goody good. You know what I'm saying.
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: I know it comes out the rocks of communists like assholes.
- 1:07:37Speaker 2: Yeah, it could happen, good los, This cake get canceled.
- 1:07:41Speaker 3: This cute little door of this is sat Bolt's kid.
- 1:07:44Speaker 3: She's adorable, named Olympia lightning Bolt.
- 1:07:48Speaker 2: When I saw your question, what would you name? I
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: thought of lightning bolts, So.
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: No, I think it's a great name. I think he
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: crushed it. Anybody else who would name their kid that
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: you're an asshole? That is perfect? Yeah, you saying both?
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: Can they Yeah? He can name whatever you want. That's
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: a sweet little deal promote under the Hood. I guess
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: we shouldn't read directly. Hey, we probably should tuck that out.
- 1:08:10Speaker 2: You know, we're not professionals. We just do the fucking
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: we actually are.
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: Technically, we are professionals. We make money in this business.
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: That's true, you know what I'm saying, So we are.
- 1:08:19Speaker 1: We just do it our way, our way.
- 1:08:23Speaker 2: So under the Hood Jack's baby, correct, Is there anybody
- 1:08:27Speaker 2: I'm not referencing between two people? Go ahead and give
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: credit like this isn't a fuck had of mic over Garrett,
- 1:08:37Speaker 2: Garrett and Jack. It's their baby, our our our interns.
- 1:08:40Speaker 2: We're letting them do their thing.
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: Dude.
- 1:08:43Speaker 2: Jack had an idea of wanting to do like behind
- 1:08:44Speaker 2: the scenes stuff with surrounding bus with the boys, so
- 1:08:48Speaker 2: catch conversations before and after the episode, get us driving
- 1:08:51Speaker 2: in just kind of from a perspective of an intern.
- 1:08:54Speaker 2: He wanted to make a segment called under the Hood.
- 1:08:58Speaker 2: He had a couple sketchy names which was behind the boys.
- 1:09:01Speaker 2: No pause, Yeah, like I saw that happen in your
- 1:09:05Speaker 2: mind too, you no pause. Well, he also wanted like
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: behind the bus.
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: Which is still the names. So you've thrown somebody under
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: the bus now and you had no problem. It was
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: what it was behind under the hood peoples, me and
- 1:09:19Speaker 1: some other asshole people. It's a really sketch it empty, I.
- 1:09:23Speaker 2: Was Garrett, Yeah, I wasn't. Don't know why he would
- 1:09:25Speaker 2: say that, but under the hood is that behind the scenes,
- 1:09:28Speaker 2: look at how shit goes down surrounding the bus, which
- 1:09:30Speaker 2: I'm a fan of. I do have a correction, I
- 1:09:33Speaker 2: have a I have a critique.
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: Wow, publicly, you're gonna say this, Yes, accountability, accountabilit buddies,
- 1:09:40Speaker 1: that's right.
- 1:09:41Speaker 2: I thought the song was kind of trash.
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: What was the sound play it? I didn't even know.
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: He saw it.
- 1:09:45Speaker 2: He asked what it was. We said it. He saw that,
- 1:09:47Speaker 2: he thought, dope, But it's yeah, it's the interns, baby, dude.
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: I will say anytime I watched a movie and you
- 1:09:55Speaker 1: go to the credits and they start playing like people
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: messing up during scenes or the jackass guys laughing, always
- 1:10:02Speaker 1: thoroughly enjoyed that. Always you know what I'm saying. You
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: see people, you autolize people, You look at people, you're like, wow,
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: busting with the boys, What a legendary performance by those guys.
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: But then you get to see us just being normal dudes,
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: just guys being as if that this podcast can't be
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: any more of that. You know what I'm saying, slid dude,
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: let's hear this thing.
- 1:10:23Speaker 2: Don't know what's up?
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: Chase what I call you? Chase under the Hood blog series?
- 1:10:33Speaker 2: I think it's dope. I thought what was it called
- 1:10:35Speaker 2: behind the bus?
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: At first?
- 1:10:37Speaker 2: A little sketchy, little suspect, even more suspect, even more.
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, that was we were talking about.
- 1:10:48Speaker 2: Josh is gonna grab it now? You said that you're
- 1:10:50Speaker 2: gonna crush it, and so I believe in it. Whatever
- 1:10:53Speaker 2: you're gonna do, I'm with you.
- 1:10:57Speaker 1: How positive you are on this video. You want to
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: know what they came after I even said the conversation.
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: When you're like, hey, I'm gonna be forty minutes, or
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: you're starting off the day with some.
- 1:11:05Speaker 5: Adversity, don't happen anything notable.
- 1:11:09Speaker 2: I was picking up our lattes on our coffee for
- 1:11:11Speaker 2: our garrett. I got a text from Taylor saying I'm
- 1:11:14Speaker 2: gonna be late, So I responded, this is it's not common,
- 1:11:19Speaker 2: but it happens with the boy every now and then
- 1:11:20Speaker 2: he responds forty minutes and uh, I guess he's going
- 1:11:24Speaker 2: to get acupunctured. He thought it was going to be
- 1:11:26Speaker 2: ten minutes long. With this pregnant w Taylor. She's due
- 1:11:28Speaker 2: within the next few weeks, so she's getting acupunctured.
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: For pregnancy stuff. And I just responded, all good, here
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: goes see you tell me all good, but is it.
- 1:11:39Speaker 2: Like, well it's happening. I can respond negatively, but that
- 1:11:44Speaker 2: won't do anything. Just get here when you can crash
- 1:11:47Speaker 2: the bus, crash the pod. I had your latte waiting.
- 1:11:50Speaker 5: There we go and we're here Lates on deck.
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: Killing.
- 1:12:00Speaker 8: The initial thing was doing copyright free music, which we
- 1:12:02Speaker 8: found that song, which I wasn't the biggest fan, but
- 1:12:05Speaker 8: if you'd heard the other stuff you would have been
- 1:12:07Speaker 8: a fan of that. We switched it and then we
- 1:12:09Speaker 8: did remember to Breathe by stergel As the song which
- 1:12:12Speaker 8: worked so well, and then we got blocked for it.
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: So that's because the boy We're just too popular now.
- 1:12:18Speaker 1: But this podcast is just like on everybody's ratear.
- 1:12:21Speaker 2: Now, when you say we get blocked by what does
- 1:12:23Speaker 2: that mean, like we can't post it?
- 1:12:26Speaker 3: So yeah, YouTube goes about copyright infringement.
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: Two ways.
- 1:12:29Speaker 3: They either block it and claim it but they let
- 1:12:32Speaker 3: the video live. They just take all the ad revenue,
- 1:12:34Speaker 3: or they block it and say you can't upload the
- 1:12:36Speaker 3: video at all, and then that's what that's what they
- 1:12:38Speaker 3: did for this one.
- 1:12:38Speaker 2: Yeah, ah damn, gotcha. Well, you know, maybe we'll find
- 1:12:42Speaker 2: a better song next time. Guys, weren't some weird times
- 1:12:44Speaker 2: Right now? We're working at home, we're taking care of kids.
- 1:12:48Speaker 2: If you have kids, shout out to parents who have kids.
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: And they're they're doing their best to make all of
- 1:12:52Speaker 1: it work.
- 1:12:54Speaker 2: A lot of us are also working out at home
- 1:12:56Speaker 2: in home workouts, learning how to be self sufficient without
- 1:13:01Speaker 2: having to go to all these different businesses. And you
- 1:13:03Speaker 2: always want you always want something personalized. You always got
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- 1:14:57Speaker 2: one last thing. I was like, No, that our review.
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: I'll tell you why I ain't read that. We'll have
- 1:15:06Speaker 1: Jack read it. Should we have a segment where Jack
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: reads the review? Dude, we should have Jack sit right
- 1:15:11Speaker 1: there and hey, yeah, have Jack read the review? Have
- 1:15:14Speaker 1: Jack read that? And today on Stoner Reviews, Bullied by
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: the Boys sounds all right?
- 1:15:20Speaker 2: Can you read? Hey?
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: Can you read that Bullied by the Boys real quick?
- 1:15:23Speaker 1: What is that trophy? Did we get do we win
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: something else.
- 1:15:27Speaker 3: That's the you know the baseball team that a coach.
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: So we came in senior insta. So we came in
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: second this weekend in a tournament of two teams.
- 1:15:38Speaker 2: Oh so they're just handing out trophies participation the fuck
- 1:15:41Speaker 2: out of here? Do you get that trophy out of here?
- 1:15:43Speaker 2: I was gonna throw Garrett, get it out of here.
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: I'll take that trophy to the store and get it
- 1:15:47Speaker 1: switched out with a bus with the boy's plack.
- 1:15:49Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like we want something, but right now
- 1:15:51Speaker 2: we need it off the bus. Garrett, get off the bus.
- 1:15:56Speaker 2: Second place fucking trophy. I guess, look how big that
- 1:15:58Speaker 2: shi it is?
- 1:15:59Speaker 1: I guess we don't believe in participation trophies. No, that
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: ship's like up to somebody, that's like up to my waist.
- 1:16:05Speaker 2: That's how big that trophy is. Second place out of
- 1:16:07Speaker 2: two teams.
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: Not a big participation. That's podium.
- 1:16:11Speaker 2: Staying on the podium.
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: I'm more upset that that's gold. It should be silver.
- 1:16:14Speaker 2: Yeah I do. That's another play too, but I mean still, anyway.
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: Let's get back to the segment. Jack comes it down, frustrated,
- 1:16:21Speaker 1: U flustered. Yeah, come does that mic work? Yeah, all right,
- 1:16:25Speaker 1: I have one hope, so he said I would hope.
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: So all right. On today's episode, all right, everybody, welcome
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: Jack to the Busting with the Boys.
- 1:16:35Speaker 8: Welcome, longtime listener. Is it on?
- 1:16:40Speaker 2: It sounds like they're always Are you nervous a little bit?
- 1:16:45Speaker 2: I can I can see it. I can see it shaking.
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: I feel it feels hard you. Hey, that things bouncing due, Hey,
- 1:16:52Speaker 1: that thinks banking.
- 1:16:56Speaker 8: There's a lot writ about it reading back in high
- 1:16:58Speaker 8: school or whatever middle school is.
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: I was with you, man, it's a tough deal. It's
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: a very stressful time.
- 1:17:03Speaker 8: So you know, you just gotta you gotta get going.
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: Hey, beat, I'll tell you what if you starts sweating
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: and I pissed myself.
- 1:17:10Speaker 2: If he had a whip on, it'd say he's in
- 1:17:12Speaker 2: a workout, in the middle of a workout.
- 1:17:15Speaker 1: Ship. I can hear my headphones. I get this guy
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: at edible.
- 1:17:21Speaker 2: There you go, take a breath.
- 1:17:23Speaker 8: Yeah, all right, welcome journey segment. I'm Jack the intern
- 1:17:27Speaker 8: and this is bullied by the Boys five stars.
- 1:17:31Speaker 1: At least at least it was a good bully. Yeah.
- 1:17:34Speaker 8: Today I came across the video on Instagram in which
- 1:17:36Speaker 8: video I felt personally attacked. This video depicted various levels
- 1:17:40Speaker 8: of fan hood for a podcast. I find myself in
- 1:17:42Speaker 8: a state of sound.
- 1:17:46Speaker 2: Don't do that.
- 1:17:47Speaker 1: Don't do that, I said. I found sorry.
- 1:17:49Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you said, I find.
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: It's all right.
- 1:17:53Speaker 8: I found myself in a state of reflection and realized.
- 1:17:56Speaker 1: I was not where I wanted to be.
- 1:17:58Speaker 8: I felt down on myself, like I just got wedgied
- 1:18:01Speaker 8: from hell and hung on a locker.
- 1:18:02Speaker 1: It's interesting.
- 1:18:03Speaker 8: So I decided to stand up for myself. I will
- 1:18:06Speaker 8: not allow myself to be in a situation to feel
- 1:18:09Speaker 8: like this ever again.
- 1:18:10Speaker 1: I said.
- 1:18:12Speaker 8: So here, I am bored at work, about to listen
- 1:18:15Speaker 8: to my first episode of Busting with the Boys.
- 1:18:17Speaker 1: Shaka Shaka dude. Five stars, five star review, five star read,
- 1:18:23Speaker 1: shout out also the.
- 1:18:24Speaker 2: Game of Throne. Are got giant orgasmic testes?
- 1:18:29Speaker 1: Dude, Yep, that guy is not a virgin. This is
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: a great review, dude, five stars. This guy probably he
- 1:18:36Speaker 1: probably subscribed, unsubscribed to resubscribed. This guy's on a fast
- 1:18:40Speaker 1: track to a tier one. He's on a fast track.
- 1:18:42Speaker 1: He is respect and love that all right, Bring up
- 1:18:45Speaker 1: the next one.
- 1:18:48Speaker 8: The boys five Stars from Nick V nineteen seventy four.
- 1:18:52Speaker 1: Before you go any further, Yeah, I know, dude, I
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: almost don't you better fucking do this like an actual
- 1:18:59Speaker 1: dog would do it. Don't say the word, be the word,
- 1:19:04Speaker 1: feel it philis philis. Well he does it, bark bark bark. No, No,
- 1:19:20Speaker 1: that's wolf for the boys. Because it wasn't good enough.
- 1:19:34Speaker 1: Way bring up another word.
- 1:19:39Speaker 2: Oh god, finally a normal name.
- 1:19:43Speaker 8: Say the name doubley is from Noah Gaither. I think, hey,
- 1:19:49Speaker 8: at least we got shout out five stars.
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: I was scared and lonely.
- 1:19:56Speaker 8: I was a scared and lonely puppy before the wise
- 1:19:58Speaker 8: guidance of Taylor.
- 1:20:00Speaker 1: Period.
- 1:20:00Speaker 8: Interesting period. There's a lot of grammar in this one
- 1:20:03Speaker 8: that probably is my grammar. But his words struck power
- 1:20:07Speaker 8: into me, transforming me into one of the boys. Taylor
- 1:20:09Speaker 8: taught me patients, especially when dealing with those who are
- 1:20:12Speaker 8: disrespectful and interrupt. Before the climax of the story, I'd
- 1:20:16Speaker 8: say who but no free shout outs, Love you guys
- 1:20:20Speaker 8: and appreciate the laughs.
- 1:20:23Speaker 1: For wolf emojis.
- 1:20:24Speaker 8: Thank you, Noahgaithor.
- 1:20:25Speaker 1: I love the way you said that. I would have
- 1:20:27Speaker 1: liked you to say a wolf of moji wolf emoji
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: wolf moji wolf emoji. We can probably cut it. No, no, no,
- 1:20:31Speaker 1: it's fine. We'll just leave that one. When was it? Run?
- 1:20:34Speaker 1: To grow on? When to grow on?
- 1:20:36Speaker 2: There you go.
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: Hey, someone's birthday's coming out?
- 1:20:38Speaker 2: Yours? I like how you did it, like it was mine. Hey,
- 1:20:42Speaker 2: someone's birthday's coming out?
- 1:20:44Speaker 1: Oh man, Hey, shout out No it dude, shout out?
- 1:20:46Speaker 1: Know is fakedan. That's definitely not true, But I appreciate
- 1:20:49Speaker 1: I can be a What was it teaching you patients?
- 1:20:52Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever taught anybody patients in my
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: entire life, but caught him to Noah, all right, Jack,
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: all right?
- 1:20:59Speaker 8: The Boys original five Stars by I'm not sure. I'm
- 1:21:04Speaker 8: not gonna try and pronounce that name. Honestly, if you
- 1:21:07Speaker 8: told me that I would get to be soothed by
- 1:21:09Speaker 8: the greatest linebacker of all time and a man who
- 1:21:11Speaker 8: has become my father, I would have said it doesn't exist.
- 1:21:14Speaker 8: But goddamn. I love the big hugs and tiny.
- 1:21:17Speaker 1: Kids, sacrilegious and beautiful. What a gorge.
- 1:21:22Speaker 2: I enjoy seeing the comments when people talk about my
- 1:21:25Speaker 2: voice being soothing. Yeah, you feel like my voice is soothing.
- 1:21:30Speaker 1: No question, I have you on tape at home. I
- 1:21:34Speaker 1: put you before I go to sleep. I've cut up
- 1:21:37Speaker 1: a bunch of words. The call map should get me.
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- 1:21:54Speaker 1: Thank you guys for doing a reviews. Thank you for
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- 1:21:59Speaker 2: It was funn did great Jack.
- 1:22:00Speaker 1: Thanks.
- 1:22:01Speaker 2: How do you feel now?
- 1:22:02Speaker 1: Uh? Feel my heart way better?
- 1:22:05Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:22:05Speaker 1: It has done a lot.
- 1:22:06Speaker 2: That ship was rumbling.
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: You're close to a heart attack. You gotta ride the wave.
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I wouldn't have done that good.
- 1:22:12Speaker 1: I know I wouldn't have done that good. You noticed
- 1:22:14Speaker 1: a period? I would have never I can't.
- 1:22:17Speaker 2: I said you noticed the period?
- 1:22:19Speaker 1: When I When I see a period, I fuck, I
- 1:22:20Speaker 1: hammer funck through that thing. You know what I'm saying.
- 1:22:23Speaker 1: I'm one one one run on sentence. Dude.
- 1:22:26Speaker 2: This is a solid pod.
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- 1:22:29Speaker 2: Hey, subscribe ray five stars reviews like this so Jack
- 1:22:33Speaker 2: can use this fun little voice and read them. Yeah,
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- 1:22:46Speaker 1: in the darkness, dude. Flip the light on, get the
- 1:22:47Speaker 1: cockroaches out there and come on the bus, dude, right, bigugs, tiny.
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