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- 0:00Speaker 1: The Beny Man, Can the Benymen can? It's our number
- 0:05Speaker 1: one of the Band Mather Show. Happy Thursday to you.
- 0:09Speaker 1: It is the twentieth day of August. And here in
- 0:11Speaker 1: our number one, the rare and appropriate lead story from
- 0:15Speaker 1: a controversy in baseball. Pete Alonzo hit a moonshot down
- 0:21Speaker 1: the line and over the foul pole. Looked like it
- 0:24Speaker 1: was fair. They went to a review and they took
- 0:27Speaker 1: the home run away Orioles would lose to the Yankees.
- 0:29Speaker 1: Does the oriole replay complaint past the smell test? Or
- 0:34Speaker 1: is this just sour grapes by the Baltimore baseball team? Also,
- 0:38Speaker 1: how do you decode the comments made by the Diamondbacks
- 0:42Speaker 1: GM Mike Hazen on the vanishing ballplayer Cotell Marte? And
- 0:48Speaker 1: is there still some tread left on left hander Nestor
- 0:53Speaker 1: Cortes Junior as he joins the Phillies or or the
- 0:57Speaker 1: tires bald. We'll talk about that much more right now,
- 1:01Speaker 1: including a malor investigative wing being activated by Big Daddy
- 1:07Speaker 1: in Memphis. We had a lot of drama here with
- 1:10Speaker 1: blind Scott and Lucky Tony right here in our number one. Well,
- 1:19Speaker 1: call it what it is.
- 1:20Speaker 2: The Baltimore, Boner, if you will welc up. In the
- 1:26Speaker 2: beginning of another night of the Ben Malor Show. We
- 1:30Speaker 2: are in the air aywhere as we bring out a
- 1:37Speaker 2: collaboration of big guns coast border, the border.
- 1:42Speaker 1: In beyond, on the vast and unmeasurably powerful microphones of FSR,
- 1:49Speaker 1: emminating live from the salad well kind of the salad bar,
- 1:55Speaker 1: serving up a word salad gearn teed human from the
- 2:02Speaker 1: world famous Fox Sports radio studios, where we are side
- 2:07Speaker 1: by side right here hanging out and I know out
- 2:11Speaker 1: back John and Joanna and SoCal there and Greg the
- 2:15Speaker 1: real estate mogul in Baltimore, agree with malarprop Guy fergnog
- 2:19Speaker 1: and Alf the alien o Pineer. This is the halfway
- 2:22Speaker 1: house of the hot take. We are at the halfway
- 2:25Speaker 1: house of the hot take. And that's what we're doing here.
- 2:28Speaker 1: So our lead story this are very rarely do we
- 2:31Speaker 1: start from Major League baseball something that happened on the field.
- 2:35Speaker 1: There has to be tremendous incompetence for us to begin
- 2:40Speaker 1: in regular season baseball. And sure enough we had that
- 2:42Speaker 1: a random lazy Wednesday night in Baltimore at Camden Yards
- 2:49Speaker 1: and a l East Battle Royale, and that is where
- 2:53Speaker 1: the controversy of the night took place in baseball. Now,
- 2:57Speaker 1: I don't know if you were watching this or not.
- 2:59Speaker 1: You probably weren't. I happened to be watching it for
- 3:02Speaker 1: multiple reasons. Some of those will be revealed at a
- 3:05Speaker 1: later date. Wink wink, nudge, nudge. However, the story here
- 3:11Speaker 1: is Pete Alonzo. Yeah, that guy, the old Mets guy,
- 3:15Speaker 1: Pete Alonzo, who appeared to hit an absolute moonshot go
- 3:22Speaker 1: ahead and dinger and they were going crazy. The crowd
- 3:26Speaker 1: was going wild there and Maryland there seventh inning in
- 3:29Speaker 1: the game against the Yankees. But the towering drive down
- 3:36Speaker 1: the left field line, it went right over the foul pole,
- 3:39Speaker 1: but it was ruled foul. What Yeah, So they went
- 3:43Speaker 1: to instant replay and after a lengthy standoff, if you
- 3:48Speaker 1: didn't see the outcome, I think you can know where
- 3:50Speaker 1: we're going with this. You can figure it out. The
- 3:52Speaker 1: call stands on the field. So the call stood on
- 3:55Speaker 1: the field, and the controversy came. Game was tied at
- 3:58Speaker 1: three at the time. A line so hit the ball
- 4:01Speaker 1: and then the New York baseball team from the American
- 4:04Speaker 1: League scored a couple times in the eighth inning. They
- 4:07Speaker 1: ultimately beat the Orioles five to three. Now, this is
- 4:11Speaker 1: a big point of contention. You had Pete Alonso, who
- 4:14Speaker 1: explained he was told by the umpires that baseball needed
- 4:18Speaker 1: not one, but two camera angles to overturn the call,
- 4:21Speaker 1: meaning that the best down the line view, which clearly
- 4:26Speaker 1: shows the ball fair, was not enough. He proposed at
- 4:31Speaker 1: the end that they used NFL style solutions, meaning like
- 4:35Speaker 1: a camera or laser on the foul poll. Yeah, let's
- 4:39Speaker 1: just put lasers everywhere. I want frickin lasers. That's what
- 4:42Speaker 1: I want. I want my baseballs with lasers. That's what
- 4:46Speaker 1: I want. Damn right, Alonso, that was his solution. Now,
- 4:51Speaker 1: the Orioles have a manager. I don't believe it's Earl
- 4:53Speaker 1: Weaver or Frank Robinson. They have a gentleman named Craig Albernaz,
- 4:59Speaker 1: who black the technological disconnect in Major League Baseball, noted
- 5:05Speaker 1: that his players have ball tracking data on dugout iPads
- 5:11Speaker 1: during the game, and yet Major League Baseball could not
- 5:15Speaker 1: figure out whether this ball was fair or foul. And
- 5:18Speaker 1: as he said, it's twenty twenty six. Chris Bassett, the
- 5:22Speaker 1: journeyman pitcher for the Orioles also called it literally crazy
- 5:27Speaker 1: that baseball as it is constructed today lacks the technology
- 5:32Speaker 1: to definitely determine whether the ball is fair or foul.
- 5:36Speaker 1: Asked why the league hasn't fixed the problem? What do
- 5:38Speaker 1: you think, Bassett said? He said, because, quote, it would
- 5:42Speaker 1: cost money. He's not wrong. The bigger the company, the
- 5:48Speaker 1: cheaper the company. Trust me, I've worked for some major companies,
- 5:51Speaker 1: and the bigger they are, the cheaper they are. That's
- 5:54Speaker 1: just how it is, all right. So that is a
- 5:55Speaker 1: good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question. Does
- 6:00Speaker 1: the Orioles replay complaint past the smell test or is
- 6:05Speaker 1: this just some sour grapes by Pete Alonzo and the
- 6:09Speaker 1: Baltimore baseball team. So my thoughts on this, I've got Inspector, Gadget,
- 6:14Speaker 1: Fortune Cookie and American Pickers, and we'll put all these
- 6:18Speaker 1: things together, and we are about to go off on
- 6:21Speaker 1: a tangent, because that's kind of what we do here.
- 6:22Speaker 1: We just go off on tangents, and that's what we do.
- 6:25Speaker 1: So I do the old I do the sniff test,
- 6:28Speaker 1: and you smell that. Yeah, it's the greatest smell. You
- 6:32Speaker 1: know what, the greatest smell being alive. Is the greatest
- 6:34Speaker 1: smell is right after it rains. If you ever walk
- 6:38Speaker 1: around after it rains, and that smell, oh, it's so good.
- 6:41Speaker 1: It's just even the trash smells good after the rain there,
- 6:44Speaker 1: or you're walking in the kitchen there's some cookies bacon.
- 6:48Speaker 1: That smell of the fresh baked cookies. Oh man, that's great.
- 6:50Speaker 1: So so that's in this case, it was the sweet
- 6:53Speaker 1: aroma of the Orioles. Absolutely being correct here, Pete, Alonzo
- 6:57Speaker 1: and Baltimore just exposed a massive blind spot in baseball's
- 7:01Speaker 1: replay system, which, knowing the way these things generally work,
- 7:04Speaker 1: will bite them in the tukus when we get down
- 7:07Speaker 1: to the postseason. There will be a game in the
- 7:09Speaker 1: late innings that will be decided by a home run
- 7:12Speaker 1: right over the foul pole, and they'll be like, I
- 7:14Speaker 1: don't know, well, we just we couldn't figure it out.
- 7:18Speaker 1: So these calls in baseball, he said, Well, it doesn't
- 7:22Speaker 1: happen that often, and it doesn't happen that often. All
- 7:24Speaker 1: it takes is the wrong call at the wrong time,
- 7:26Speaker 1: kind of like this. The Orioles fighting for a playoff spot,
- 7:29Speaker 1: Yankees positioning in the playoffs as well, and in these days,
- 7:33Speaker 1: baseball has more gadgets and gizmos and thingam a jigs
- 7:37Speaker 1: and even I have a few, watch them a call
- 7:39Speaker 1: it's and they've got more of those things than like
- 7:42Speaker 1: inspector gadget back in the day. And yet when it
- 7:45Speaker 1: actually matters, the replay center in New York turns into
- 7:50Speaker 1: not one, not two, but three blind mice and everyone
- 7:54Speaker 1: and anyone with functioning eyeballs, even people that just are
- 7:57Speaker 1: blind and hurt it on the radio. No, that was
- 8:00Speaker 1: fair ball. I checked with my blue ribbon panel of
- 8:03Speaker 1: Inca Terror and blind Sea Bass and Anthony and Louisiana,
- 8:06Speaker 1: and they all agreed. They all agreed. But Major League Baseball,
- 8:10Speaker 1: of course, took an obvious home run and overcomplicated it
- 8:15Speaker 1: into a bowl of bureaucratic oatmeal. If the replay center
- 8:20Speaker 1: needs some kind of congressional investigation to figure out what
- 8:26Speaker 1: every man, woman and child already knows, can you explain
- 8:31Speaker 1: to me what the point of that is? Because I'm
- 8:32Speaker 1: not that smart. I really don't know you're smarter than me.
- 8:35Speaker 1: You can explain that to me. And excuse me, by
- 8:37Speaker 1: the way, for detecting a little pinstripe perfume when I
- 8:42Speaker 1: did my old sniff sniff test there. It makes you
- 8:45Speaker 1: wonder if the laundry had been reversed, how fast Major
- 8:51Speaker 1: League Baseball would have somehow found conclusive evidence right out
- 8:55Speaker 1: of thin air and reverse that call. Yeah, it fails
- 9:01Speaker 1: the eye test with flying colors, all right. Meanwhile, now
- 9:04Speaker 1: the baseball mystery, the baseball mystery of the day, and
- 9:10Speaker 1: that is in Arizona where the Diamondbacks general manager, someone
- 9:13Speaker 1: named Mike Hazen. I believe he's the guy's name, and
- 9:16Speaker 1: he says he plans to have a pow wow with
- 9:19Speaker 1: Kateel Marte, the vanishing ballplayer, and that'll take place later
- 9:23Speaker 1: on on Thursday, but acknowledged that the GM says, Listen,
- 9:28Speaker 1: I don't really know what's going on. He essentially said,
- 9:30Speaker 1: I don't have a lot of details, right, I can't
- 9:33Speaker 1: share anything. It's a big mystery. That's essentially what he said.
- 9:37Speaker 1: I'm paraphrasing. Hazen did say that k Tell Marte the
- 9:41Speaker 1: all star ten to five guy for Arizona, and they
- 9:44Speaker 1: said he said the organization is fully committed to helping
- 9:47Speaker 1: him work through his situation. Although some on the internet
- 9:50Speaker 1: seem to think that martein needs to be committed to
- 9:53Speaker 1: a looney bind now asked whether Marte will play again
- 9:57Speaker 1: in the baseball season about thirty five games or so
- 10:00Speaker 1: go in the regular season, Arizona one of those teams
- 10:02Speaker 1: in contention for a wildcard spot, and Hayzen would not
- 10:06Speaker 1: guarantee it. The GM would not guarantee that he's gonna
- 10:09Speaker 1: come back, saying there are quote a lot of variables,
- 10:13Speaker 1: although he remains hopeful that Marte will return to the lineup.
- 10:17Speaker 1: All right, question, how do you decode? How do you
- 10:22Speaker 1: decode These latest comments from the general manager of the
- 10:26Speaker 1: Arizona Diamondbacks, Mike Hazen on Kittel Marte the a wall
- 10:31Speaker 1: player in the Valley of the Sun. So Kateel Marte
- 10:35Speaker 1: isn't just in the doghouse or he is ready for
- 10:41Speaker 1: an endorsement deal with pet Smart because he's living in
- 10:45Speaker 1: the penthouse suite of the doghouse. I yeah, I mean
- 10:49Speaker 1: gets a flea bath, the whole thing, got room service
- 10:52Speaker 1: with nice toys to chew on the whole thing. The
- 10:56Speaker 1: Diamondbacks placed them on the restricted list, which in the
- 11:00Speaker 1: baseball lingo, the baseball lingo means you're not getting paid.
- 11:05Speaker 1: You went a wall and you're not getting paid. So
- 11:09Speaker 1: into the night he vanished like he was abducted by UFO,
- 11:14Speaker 1: and Arizona is treating their star player like it's like
- 11:18Speaker 1: a missing ups package, and the manager shrugged Tory Leavello,
- 11:25Speaker 1: the GM actually exposed LEVELO of giving erroneous information. Tory
- 11:29Speaker 1: Levello said, well, we'd think he went back to Arizona
- 11:31Speaker 1: for some kind of MRI. Well, Hayzen said, well, he's
- 11:33Speaker 1: on his way back to Arizona, which means he didn't
- 11:35Speaker 1: go back to Arizona anyway. So the GM claims there
- 11:39Speaker 1: are quote a lot of variables. Those are his words,
- 11:41Speaker 1: not mine. So it's kind of like when your general
- 11:44Speaker 1: mantres says there's a lot of variables. It's like a
- 11:47Speaker 1: mechanic diagnosing your car with a lot of noises. Er go,
- 11:54Speaker 1: you're cooked, all right. When the mechanic says there's a
- 11:56Speaker 1: lot of noises and I don't really know what a
- 11:57Speaker 1: lot of them are, and it's just gonna cost you
- 11:59Speaker 1: a lot of money. Nothing screams organizational stability quite like
- 12:05Speaker 1: a executive morphing into a fortune cookie when he's trying
- 12:10Speaker 1: to explain what happened to the franchise. Player. And when
- 12:13Speaker 1: leadership speaks in riddles, this is a rule of thumb.
- 12:15Speaker 1: When leadership speaks in riddles, in this case, it means
- 12:18Speaker 1: Marte is covered in corporate cooties and nobody, nobody is
- 12:25Speaker 1: gonna touch him because they don't know what the truth
- 12:29Speaker 1: is and he's making up the truth and the whole thing.
- 12:32Speaker 1: And then they're treating this situation like someone left a
- 12:36Speaker 1: radioactive potato salad in the fridge in the clubhouse. And
- 12:40Speaker 1: it sounds like, based on reading the tea leaves here
- 12:44Speaker 1: that could tell Marte is dun skis this season with
- 12:49Speaker 1: the Diamondbacks, he will not be back and be very surprised.
- 12:51Speaker 1: He can't trust him. He's not in the bubble of trust.
- 12:53Speaker 1: This is not his first dance going a wall. It's
- 12:58Speaker 1: just not all right. Last word to the high speed
- 13:02Speaker 1: sports wire who h Yes, former Yankee, My favorite former
- 13:07Speaker 1: Yankee in the last generation All Star left hander Nestor
- 13:13Speaker 1: Cortes popped up on our radar. Next door Cortes Junior.
- 13:17Speaker 1: He's agreed to join a team in the Pennant race.
- 13:19Speaker 1: Here down the stretch we go, a major league contract
- 13:23Speaker 1: agreed upon with a fighting fails. He's heading to the
- 13:27Speaker 1: Delaware Valley. He's missed the entire season. The entire year here.
- 13:32Speaker 1: Nestor Cortes following off season surgery. He had a tendon
- 13:38Speaker 1: that was like pulled chicken and that was in his
- 13:41Speaker 1: throwing arm. And he had a workout. A few days ago.
- 13:44Speaker 1: He had a showcase, not the showcase showdown, but he
- 13:47Speaker 1: had a showcase there. Cortes and a bunch of scouts
- 13:50Speaker 1: were there. He posted a video of himself throwing off
- 13:53Speaker 1: a major league style mound with a bunch of scouts
- 13:56Speaker 1: around him, and then a couple days later, the deal
- 14:00Speaker 1: is done. He will not join the Philadelphia baseball team immediately,
- 14:03Speaker 1: so he will not be hanging out with the Philly
- 14:05Speaker 1: fanatic right away. However, Cortes will head to single a
- 14:09Speaker 1: clear Water, so if you're in that area you can
- 14:11Speaker 1: go watch him pitch. Philadelphia expects him to be ready shortly,
- 14:16Speaker 1: as there's only about a month ago in the baseball season.
- 14:19Speaker 1: All right, question, is there some tread left? Is there
- 14:24Speaker 1: any tread left for left hander Nestor Cortes Junior with
- 14:29Speaker 1: the Phillies or are the tires bald? Ball?
- 14:33Speaker 3: Ball?
- 14:33Speaker 4: Ball ball?
- 14:34Speaker 1: All right? So after a minutes long review of the
- 14:39Speaker 1: available information, we have determined that someone there, namely Dave Dombrowski,
- 14:46Speaker 1: needs to make sure they have their Triple A card ready,
- 14:49Speaker 1: because Dave don Browski is reaching so deep into the
- 14:53Speaker 1: junk drawer that he's pulled out some expired batteries. There's
- 14:57Speaker 1: a couple of old menus to some Chinese restaurants, and
- 15:00Speaker 1: there's Nestor Cortes right there. There's also some paper clips.
- 15:04Speaker 1: I don't know why those are there, who put the
- 15:05Speaker 1: paper clips in the junk door. It was wrong with you,
- 15:07Speaker 1: bad job by you. So again, somebody Dombrowski, if somebody
- 15:10Speaker 1: else called Triple A because the Phillies they are going
- 15:13Speaker 1: to need full roadside assistance bringing a tow truck. I
- 15:17Speaker 1: need some jumper cables, obviously, I need some spare tires there,
- 15:21Speaker 1: some little orange triangles to make sure that we don't
- 15:24Speaker 1: get hit the whole thing. And Philadelphia is frantically praying
- 15:29Speaker 1: that there are three or four drops of gasoline rattling
- 15:34Speaker 1: around the bottom of that tank here. However, you gotta
- 15:38Speaker 1: think these are the final fumes of the nasty Nestor
- 15:41Speaker 1: experience there, as this isn't just a reclamation project. You
- 15:46Speaker 1: talk about reclamation projects. This is more than that. We're
- 15:48Speaker 1: talking about a month ago in the season. Guy hasn't
- 15:50Speaker 1: pitched all year coming off surgery, had a terrible year
- 15:54Speaker 1: a year ago for the Padres and the Brewers, and
- 15:57Speaker 1: so this is like an episode of American Picker is
- 16:00Speaker 1: where Dombrowski's driving the back roads out in the boondocks
- 16:04Speaker 1: around the country and he finds this rusty thing and
- 16:08Speaker 1: he's got this thing of majig is kind of rusty,
- 16:11Speaker 1: and it's in the back of the barn. But it's
- 16:13Speaker 1: actually the second barn, which is the original barn, not
- 16:15Speaker 1: the new barn. That's the old barn way in the
- 16:17Speaker 1: back that goes way way way back. So he went
- 16:19Speaker 1: to the second barn, which is in the back, not
- 16:20Speaker 1: the new barn, and he saw this rusty thing of
- 16:22Speaker 1: a jig and he grabbed it and he hopes it's
- 16:25Speaker 1: secretly valuable when he gets all the rust off it. Yeah.
- 16:28Speaker 1: Unfortunately for Nasty Nestor Cortez, his signature October moment, which
- 16:33Speaker 1: made him my favorite Yankee of the last generation, is
- 16:36Speaker 1: permanently hanging in the Dodgers wing at the louver, coming
- 16:42Speaker 1: right out of the bullpen Game one of the twenty
- 16:45Speaker 1: twenty four World Series at Chavez Ravine, serving up a
- 16:51Speaker 1: spicy meat ball to Freddie Freeman and the first ever
- 16:55Speaker 1: walk off grand salami in World Series history into the
- 16:59Speaker 1: pavilion in right field at Dodger Stadium. And this move
- 17:03Speaker 1: a textbook example for the Philadelphia affilies. Adding Nestor Cortes
- 17:07Speaker 1: of being on a wing and a prayer, it definitely
- 17:12Speaker 1: definitely is that. Well, this is definitely the Ben Mallor Show.
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- 21:59Speaker 1: live read was. Breathtaking it reminded me Of Sir Anthony
- 22:02Speaker 1: hopkins Performing King. Lear, well thank you the dramatic pausing simply.
- 22:09Speaker 1: Outstanding out. Standing, Now jill in MINNESOT i didn't Know
- 22:15Speaker 1: jill In minnesota was. BLIND i had no. IDEA i
- 22:17Speaker 1: Thought jill could. See but Apparently jill's. Blind she says
- 22:20Speaker 1: it wasn't a home, Run, ben the Pet alonzo home
- 22:24Speaker 1: run was not a home. Run? Really, Yeah, okay you're
- 22:29Speaker 1: the only. One you and the, stumbling bumbling umpires the only.
- 22:33Speaker 1: Ones doug In South korea, writes and he, says we've
- 22:36Speaker 1: got technology accurate enough to measure a pitch to a NAT's. Ass,
- 22:42Speaker 1: however figuring out home run versus foul ball remains an
- 22:46Speaker 1: unsolved scientific. Mystery it's one of the great mysteries of
- 22:50Speaker 1: The western. World, yeah all, right See, Trucker joe, Says
- 22:56Speaker 1: Cotel marte or however you spell that is the modern
- 23:00Speaker 1: Day Barrett. Robbins are you saying he went to a
- 23:03Speaker 1: whorehouse In? Tijuana is that what you're, saying truck Or
- 23:06Speaker 1: joe didn't know What Barrett robbins did back in the
- 23:09Speaker 1: day was In San diego for The super. Bowls, hey
- 23:12Speaker 1: let me go down TO tj see WHAT i can.
- 23:14Speaker 1: See and he apparently saw a lot and didn't want
- 23:17Speaker 1: to come. Back jason The Diamond man, writes and he,
- 23:21Speaker 1: says The Live Golf tour this is a non. Secutar
- 23:24Speaker 1: The Live Golf tour lost its credibility and. FUNDING i
- 23:27Speaker 1: really thought it would be. Successful as The Ben Mather show, Starts,
- 23:31Speaker 1: yeah WELL i should have funded. Us everyone's getting money.
- 23:35Speaker 1: Money you knew that was gonna. Last it was, like,
- 23:36Speaker 1: hey get your, money, now get your, money, money, money,
- 23:39Speaker 1: money that's what you gotta. Do and a lot of
- 23:42Speaker 1: people got paid and that's that. Are let's go to the.
- 23:45Speaker 1: Phones it is a call in a radio show and
- 23:48Speaker 1: eenie meenie mineu. Mo let's start out With Lucky tony
- 23:53Speaker 1: in The Bay. Area, Hello Lucky, tony, Welcome Hey.
- 23:58Speaker 6: BEN i named my Rod King Kong, monday not because
- 24:01Speaker 6: it's big and, fat because it's bald and. ANGRY i
- 24:04Speaker 6: told the girl up the taco, TRUCK i LIKE I
- 24:06Speaker 6: visa and the bridge at The midget was in a jumper.
- 24:08Speaker 6: House what WOULD i?
- 24:09Speaker 1: SAY i don't, know no. Idea, HELLO i don't know
- 24:16Speaker 1: what you. Want what would you want me to? DO
- 24:17Speaker 1: i don't know what you? Say is?
- 24:18Speaker 7: That what you would say is, hello.
- 24:20Speaker 1: OKAY i?
- 24:20Speaker 6: Guess oh, man damn, man you guys got to keep
- 24:23Speaker 6: up with. Me thanks, MAN i?
- 24:25Speaker 1: Respond DID i not? Respond? Man you were too far?
- 24:27Speaker 1: Behind was my mic not? On or something? Like, YEAH
- 24:30Speaker 1: i was. TALKING i don't, know you're, not you, know
- 24:33Speaker 1: go get a hearing, aid, DUDE i, mean my, God
- 24:38Speaker 1: oh yeah. Yeah is he ever going to run out
- 24:40Speaker 1: of those kind of? THINGS i don't know. Never he's
- 24:47Speaker 1: very consistent with, that very very consistent with.
- 24:49Speaker 4: That my.
- 24:50Speaker 1: God the standards and the quality just next, level kind
- 24:57Speaker 1: of like when you say hello To Big daddy In, Memphis. Tennessee,
- 25:01Speaker 1: hello Big, Daddy welcome from the grocery stores On ale
- 25:04Speaker 1: six at the grocery. Store, hello big. Daddy what's going
- 25:07Speaker 1: on that?
- 25:07Speaker 3: Correction i'm A aisle, three not six?
- 25:10Speaker 1: Three all, right we'd like to alert all the affiliates
- 25:13Speaker 1: that he's On he's now On aisle, three not On aisle.
- 25:16Speaker 1: Six so please go down To aisle. Three do not
- 25:19Speaker 1: go To aisle.
- 25:20Speaker 3: Six, yes, yes say hello to all my fans and
- 25:23Speaker 3: all my. Constituent did you see the way his boys just?
- 25:25Speaker 3: Changed good boys just?
- 25:28Speaker 6: Changed when you when you.
- 25:29Speaker 3: Didn't get the, joke you went't like hot? Pitch oh, man.
- 25:34Speaker 1: Are you saying are you saying that a? Voice, Yeah
- 25:39Speaker 1: Lucky tony's doing some kind of. Voice.
- 25:42Speaker 3: YEAH i believe he'd been using the fake boys when
- 25:44Speaker 3: they be telling the.
- 25:45Speaker 4: Jokes OH i like.
- 25:47Speaker 1: That So Lucky tony's a con, man and who's using.
- 25:51Speaker 3: That you could hear his voice when he, said oh,
- 25:54Speaker 3: man you didn't get? It thanks, man that's how quick he.
- 25:57Speaker 1: Said, yeah you're, right you're, Right AND i feel like
- 26:02Speaker 1: AND i want you to be the judge, Here Lucky.
- 26:04Speaker 1: Tony the WAY i heard, IT i answered right. AWAY i,
- 26:08Speaker 1: SAID i, mean there's like a maybe a one second.
- 26:10Speaker 6: Post he didn't he didn't hear.
- 26:12Speaker 3: You he didn't hear.
- 26:13Speaker 1: You that's not that's a that's a that's a hidden.
- 26:15Speaker 1: Problem not my, problem that's his.
- 26:16Speaker 3: Problem you want to put a good, jokes you got my.
- 26:25Speaker 1: Goodness and then he freaks out and he's, like, well
- 26:28Speaker 1: you know he's blaming on your typical blame somebody, else no.
- 26:32Speaker 1: Accountability that's when his.
- 26:33Speaker 3: Voice, yeah that's when it. CHANGED i, Think, Ben.
- 26:39Speaker 1: Yeah we. Shouldn't this, is you know what you're onto.
- 26:42Speaker 1: SOMETHING i think we need to. Investigate i'm going to
- 26:44Speaker 1: activate The Malor Investigative, bureau the M I b so
- 26:48Speaker 1: Fur dog And mallard prop guy and alf you guys in,
- 26:53Speaker 1: hustling get everyone. Involved let's find out Is Lucky. Tony
- 26:58Speaker 1: what if he's actually like like a high school kid
- 27:01Speaker 1: and he's using like AN ai voice modifier and he
- 27:05Speaker 1: was so flustered it turns out he was. Exposed what
- 27:08Speaker 1: if that's the be, wild be wild and. CRAZY i like.
- 27:12Speaker 1: IT i like. It let's go with.
- 27:13Speaker 3: It, yeah, yeah, yeah, YEAH i believe HE ai and no.
- 27:17Speaker 1: Telling, okay we're going With. Ai everything good in your world,
- 27:21Speaker 1: There Big, daddy everything. Good, yes you're alive and.
- 27:24Speaker 3: Well if they get close to these, HOLIDAYS i bet
- 27:27Speaker 3: to ask you want to ask? You are you a
- 27:29Speaker 3: pumpkin pie or a sweet potato?
- 27:31Speaker 7: Pie?
- 27:32Speaker 1: Yeah the only TIME i eat pumpkin pie is like
- 27:34Speaker 1: Around Halloween. Thanksgivings, okay well what about sweet?
- 27:38Speaker 7: Potato do you?
- 27:39Speaker 4: Like?
- 27:40Speaker 1: It? Was?
- 27:40Speaker 3: Real deep?
- 27:41Speaker 1: THICK i don't Think i've ever HAD i. DON'T i
- 27:44Speaker 1: don't Think i've ever had sweet POTATO i had. One they're.
- 27:46Speaker 1: GOOD i don't THINK i ran.
- 27:49Speaker 3: Across do y'all have a fresh market? There we have
- 27:52Speaker 3: a lot of them, here, Man they got they got
- 27:54Speaker 3: sweet potato pies like deep dish. Pieces do you hear?
- 27:57Speaker 1: Me are they what you? Recommend the sweet potato? PIE
- 28:01Speaker 1: i don't Think i've ever.
- 28:01Speaker 3: HAD i love. IT i love. IT i can't get
- 28:04Speaker 3: the ONE i you to. GET i go get that d.
- 28:06Speaker 3: Man i'm taking, man just.
- 28:09Speaker 1: Because you grew up with? It is that why it
- 28:11Speaker 1: brings you back to Your my mom used to make.
- 28:14Speaker 3: Them you, know her birthday, today so say she don't
- 28:16Speaker 3: make him. ANYMORE i had to go Bywn yeah my mom.
- 28:19Speaker 1: Today oh happy birthday of your. Mom that's, Wonderful, lucky that's.
- 28:24Speaker 3: GREAT i just take it in since you told me
- 28:26Speaker 3: your punk and tie, guy, MAN i don't do.
- 28:29Speaker 1: Puncios all, right, Well i've disappointed. You i've let you.
- 28:32Speaker 1: DOWN i, mean you will no longer enjoy the show
- 28:35Speaker 1: as much BECAUSE i enjoy.
- 28:37Speaker 3: It, no, no we don't enjoy. It you got to keep.
- 28:39Speaker 3: Calling he just keep taking up On Lucky. Tony see
- 28:42Speaker 3: what's going on with?
- 28:42Speaker 1: That all? Right again for all the, affiliates we believe
- 28:45Speaker 1: there might be some bamboozling going. On our lead investigator
- 28:49Speaker 1: right now From aisle three at the grocery store In,
- 28:53Speaker 1: memphis is he's indicating and this is just an allegation
- 28:56Speaker 1: to this point From Big, daddy just an. Allegation it
- 29:00Speaker 1: needs to be. Investigated, yeah all, right, well thank, you thank,
- 29:03Speaker 1: You Big. Daddy there you, go the Great Big daddy
- 29:06Speaker 1: checking checking. In how about this story from THE, Nfl
- 29:11Speaker 1: no good deed goes. Unpunished so The Washington commanders are
- 29:17Speaker 1: a football team with a lame, name the team formerly
- 29:19Speaker 1: known as The, redskins and it turns out that they're
- 29:24Speaker 1: running back one of their running, Backs Rashad, white on
- 29:29Speaker 1: the injury. Report he's missed a couple of days of,
- 29:33Speaker 1: practice not a, game not a, game not a game.
- 29:37Speaker 1: Practice and the theory is that the Reason Rashad white
- 29:41Speaker 1: was out was not because he got, hurt twisted his
- 29:44Speaker 1: ankle in, practice or got a. Concussion, no he took
- 29:49Speaker 1: part in the als ice bucket. Challenge the commanders participated
- 29:56Speaker 1: in the act of. Charity and this was a couple
- 29:59Speaker 1: of days ago to honor THE nfl running Back Chris
- 30:02Speaker 1: johnson WHO cj TWO, k who was diagnosed WITH aos
- 30:08Speaker 1: and did that interview With Michael strahan and real bummer
- 30:12Speaker 1: of a story. There and the video Shows Rashad, white
- 30:17Speaker 1: The washington football, player jumping up as ice water is
- 30:21Speaker 1: poured on the players and guess what? Happened, yeah it
- 30:26Speaker 1: turns out to be a slip and fall. Accident he
- 30:29Speaker 1: slipped awkwardly on the wet pavement while wearing. Slides he
- 30:35Speaker 1: was apparently wearing. SLIDES a, yeah and so it. Chatters
- 30:41Speaker 1: he looked perfectly healthy before the ice buck bucket challenge
- 30:45Speaker 1: and then missed the next two days of. Practice and
- 30:48Speaker 1: so you connect the dots and you don't have to
- 30:51Speaker 1: be some kind of high falutint investigator to, say, well
- 30:55Speaker 1: these two things are. Connected those that we're watching the
- 31:01Speaker 1: event said That white apparently suffered a groin. Strain uh
- 31:08Speaker 1: oh what? Whoa those are the? Worst do you ever
- 31:12Speaker 1: pold your? Groin it's not an ideal. Situation yeah, no,
- 31:18Speaker 1: Anyway so, anyway the, guys he's not a one year
- 31:21Speaker 1: deal for two million. Dollars he had been With Tampa
- 31:25Speaker 1: bay for a while and there you. Go so the
- 31:30Speaker 1: ice bucket. Challenge so we'll see if he comes back
- 31:36Speaker 1: right away or that's that's. All i'm sure hope it
- 31:40Speaker 1: can't be that. Bad can it slip and? Fall will
- 31:43Speaker 1: there be a workers comp? Claim the video has gone.
- 31:46Speaker 1: Viral if it's, NOT i, mean if you're, blind it's
- 31:48Speaker 1: gonna be tough to see. It but for the rest
- 31:49Speaker 1: of you can check it. Out and it's, like, whoa
- 31:51Speaker 1: wait a, minute is that the? Moment is that the
- 31:55Speaker 1: moment of? Reckoning Ferg dog writes and says you And
- 31:59Speaker 1: Lucky tony should take your act on the. Road you
- 32:02Speaker 1: guys are hilarious. Together Ferg, Dog you're one of my lead.
- 32:05Speaker 1: Investigators you should not be acting like. That you clearly seem.
- 32:09Speaker 1: Compromised bad, job by you ferg. Again Big daddy believes
- 32:15Speaker 1: there's some Serious shenanigan's going on With Lucky, tony and
- 32:19Speaker 1: we need to investigate whether or Not Lucky tony is
- 32:23Speaker 1: actually using some kind of voice. Modification and this whole
- 32:26Speaker 1: thing is one giant. Ruse we need to get to
- 32:30Speaker 1: the bottom of. It we must Do that's see what
- 32:33Speaker 1: else DO i got to say another? Call let's say
- 32:35Speaker 1: hello To let's go to Blind, scott who's on the
- 32:39Speaker 1: north end Of. Boston, hello Blind, scott welcome hey with a,
- 32:45Speaker 1: yeah it's pretty busy.
- 32:46Speaker 7: Today my mom been come by the past. Day couple of.
- 32:49Speaker 7: Days you bought me fourteen grands of blueberry pancakes and
- 32:52Speaker 7: spent like six hundred dollars on all these caffeine. DRINKS
- 32:55Speaker 7: i got three lawyers right, NOW i got a disability.
- 32:58Speaker 1: Lawyer, Lawyer Hey, SCOTT i Have why do you sound
- 33:04Speaker 1: like you're out of? Breath?
- 33:06Speaker 7: Oh BECAUSE i was just in the bathroom actually when
- 33:08Speaker 7: you took my Cop but Now i'm back in the living.
- 33:10Speaker 7: Room i'm on the couch. Now you, KNOW i do
- 33:13Speaker 7: a lot of things in the, bathroom but nothing causes
- 33:15Speaker 7: me to breathe like. That, well because of my. Tooth
- 33:18Speaker 7: my mom's actually told me to tell you, guys she's
- 33:21Speaker 7: been coming. Over so then my mom told, me she
- 33:23Speaker 7: wants you to believe Everything i'm, saying and she doesn't
- 33:26Speaker 7: like that you're not believing What i'm telling.
- 33:28Speaker 1: You and, UH i don't believe. ANYTHING i don't believe
- 33:32Speaker 1: anything you. SAY i think it's all. Stick it's all bull,
- 33:35Speaker 1: crap all of, it every single.
- 33:37Speaker 7: Thing, Again and you didn't KNOW i got. READY i
- 33:41Speaker 7: got SO i got real high that time AND i
- 33:43Speaker 7: ran in the. STREET i got hit by a truck
- 33:45Speaker 7: that was PART i ran into the back of, it
- 33:47Speaker 7: and WHEN i hit the, GROUND i got knocked. Out
- 33:49Speaker 7: but WHEN i woke, up you know WHAT i. Thought
- 33:51Speaker 7: the first thing came to. MIND i THOUGHT i was,
- 33:53Speaker 7: dead BUT i was, like, Man i'm still really. High
- 33:55Speaker 7: but THEN i was, LIKE i Wish Fred toucher took
- 33:57Speaker 7: my calls more, time because you, know, dude you wouldn't
- 34:01Speaker 7: believe these, guys like they won't hear, This so, like,
- 34:04Speaker 7: hey they don't take my calls at, up and they
- 34:06Speaker 7: PRETEND i don't, exist but you can hear like the
- 34:08Speaker 7: feedback coming from the back room into the radio where
- 34:11Speaker 7: they're like, laughing you, know in the, background you. Know
- 34:14Speaker 7: so it's like crazy radio. TRICK i know so much about,
- 34:17Speaker 7: Radio like these big radio. Shows you can hear the
- 34:20Speaker 7: producer if you listen really, closely talk into like your.
- 34:23Speaker 7: Phone SO i know some pricks what you have asked about.
- 34:25Speaker 7: You people say that you're, Deaf like the cheese lady,
- 34:28Speaker 7: said it's haired to talk to you when you're on
- 34:31Speaker 7: the radio because no one can Hear you can't hear,
- 34:34Speaker 7: them you know What i'm. Saying like one other thing,
- 34:37Speaker 7: Too This roberto, guy he's been listening. Again he's off
- 34:40Speaker 7: for summer. Vacation, man that. Guy people like miss him
- 34:44Speaker 7: when he worked on the. Show but he's not one
- 34:46Speaker 7: to be missed because.
- 34:48Speaker 1: He's he's not one to be. Missed nice nobody you.
- 34:52Speaker 7: Like him that much because he Was, mexican you.
- 34:54Speaker 4: Know and The.
- 34:54Speaker 1: Dodgers thank, You, scott all, right thank, You. SCOTT i
- 34:57Speaker 1: think the meds are kicking in, There, scott thank you all.
- 35:00Speaker 1: Right jesus sweet. Again what is going on About? Mexico
- 35:05Speaker 1: what the hell is going? On we've taken three calls we.
- 35:08Speaker 1: Had the first call Was Lucky, tony who all of
- 35:10Speaker 1: a sudden sounded like he was sixteen years old in
- 35:13Speaker 1: the middle of that, call maybe fourteen years. Old then
- 35:16Speaker 1: we go To Big, daddy who wants us to activate
- 35:19Speaker 1: the Malor Investigative. Bureau well he didn't say, THAT i said,
- 35:22Speaker 1: that but he's claiming, That Lucky, tony the first call
- 35:25Speaker 1: has been a voice actor or using some kind of voice.
- 35:27Speaker 1: Modification and now we just took that call from Blind.
- 35:30Speaker 1: Scott is there anyone? Normal is there anyone that is somewhat?
- 35:34Speaker 1: Normal who is willing to call? In? Anyone? Anyone? Please
- 35:40Speaker 1: i'm seriously. Questioning let's. Talk i'm questioning my life's decisions,
- 35:44Speaker 1: here my life's work is this stupid show eight seven
- 35:48Speaker 1: seven ninety nine On. Fox that's eight seven seven nine
- 35:52Speaker 1: nine six six three sixty. Nine time now for the
- 35:55Speaker 1: who AM? I? Game AND i am a pitcher that
- 35:59Speaker 1: has the highest urn run average In Major League baseball
- 36:02Speaker 1: since back On may, seventeenth all pitchers with at least
- 36:06Speaker 1: eighty eight innings of work over that. Span, again WHO
- 36:11Speaker 1: i have the HIGHEST era In Major League baseball Since
- 36:13Speaker 1: may seventeenth among all pitchers with at least eighty eight
- 36:18Speaker 1: innings over that. Span who am? Ah that is the.
- 36:23Speaker 1: Question the answer if you know it At Van, maller
- 36:26Speaker 1: we'll get to, it and we will do it.
- 36:29Speaker 4: Next be sure to catch live editions Of The Ben
- 36:32Speaker 4: Maller show weekdays at two Am eastern eleven Pm, Pacific.
- 36:36Speaker 1: The Ben Maller show On Fox Sports. Radio we roll
- 36:40Speaker 1: on here just getting the party, started and we'll try
- 36:43Speaker 1: to forget what just happened. Here you didn't hear, IT
- 36:45Speaker 1: i didn't hear it didn't. Happen if you didn't hear
- 36:48Speaker 1: it AND i didn't hear, it and nobody else heard,
- 36:51Speaker 1: it it didn't. HAPPEN i. Know pretty pretty wild and pretty. Crazy,
- 36:57Speaker 1: well as If vegas wasn't weird enough and this show
- 37:00Speaker 1: wasn't weird enough, already we're all involved. Here the Next
- 37:04Speaker 1: mallard meet and greet will be In Lost, Wages. Nevad
- 37:08Speaker 1: it's coming up week From, Saturday august twenty, nine three
- 37:11Speaker 1: to five pm at The Steakout bar And grills right
- 37:14Speaker 1: near THE unlv. Campus if you Know, vegas So Steakout
- 37:17Speaker 1: bar And, Grill lorena And coop And me and a
- 37:21Speaker 1: bunch of celebrity p ones OF. Rsvp keep in mind
- 37:24Speaker 1: a lot of these people will, flake the people that
- 37:26Speaker 1: say they will be there, though include the Great wayne From.
- 37:29Speaker 1: Missouri we Love. Wayne wayne's been calling me for. Years
- 37:32Speaker 1: he survived a near death, experience crashed his. Motorcycle his
- 37:37Speaker 1: wife saved. Him it was a crazy story if you
- 37:40Speaker 1: remember on the, show and he's it was in The
- 37:41Speaker 1: marines and had the most famous drill sergeant in the
- 37:44Speaker 1: history of jill sergeants At Camp. Pendleton and he'll be out.
- 37:48Speaker 1: There so it's gonna be great to See wayne and
- 37:50Speaker 1: meet him for the first. Time Jay scoop is scheduled
- 37:52Speaker 1: to make. It Appears lance the Bus drivers as he
- 37:54Speaker 1: may show, Up robbie The Marina, fan many other big.
- 37:57Speaker 1: Names you're invited to join The Bigot nanny. There it's,
- 38:01Speaker 1: free which really is rather. Suspicious parking is free a couple,
- 38:06Speaker 1: Hours malard. Militia nobody's charging. You you can have some
- 38:10Speaker 1: buy some, food be a caller either yeah you don't,
- 38:14Speaker 1: know you don't have to be a, caller or only
- 38:16Speaker 1: people get nervous just come, nah, yeah trust. Me if
- 38:19Speaker 1: we only judge the show based on the people that
- 38:21Speaker 1: call and really really screwed so most people will never
- 38:28Speaker 1: participate in the, show which is. Fine so, uh there's
- 38:31Speaker 1: there's probably gotta be a. Catch there is no catch
- 38:33Speaker 1: that we know. Of so come on, by say. Hello
- 38:36Speaker 1: you'll immediately regret. It nobody will know you were. There
- 38:38Speaker 1: it'll be. Fantastic so, yeah come on, Out Nick, malthor
- 38:42Speaker 1: meet and. Greet looking forward to that time now to
- 38:44Speaker 1: pay off the who AM? I? Game and this is
- 38:47Speaker 1: where we pretend to be somebody. Else thus we call
- 38:50Speaker 1: it the who AM? I? Game and we go To
- 38:52Speaker 1: Major League Baseball Major, WELL i haven't done it Yet
- 38:57Speaker 1: Major League. Baseball so it IS i have a highest
- 39:00Speaker 1: earned run average in baseball Since may seventeenth among all
- 39:03Speaker 1: pitchers with at least at least eighty eight innings over that.
- 39:09Speaker 1: Span who AM? I that's the. Question what's the? Answer? Who?
- 39:13Speaker 1: Mark And queen Says Edwin diaz or? Lucky he says
- 39:17Speaker 1: three or Time Edwin diaz? Lucky tony's amusing short, jokes
- 39:21Speaker 1: Blind scott's mom being mad At ben for not believing
- 39:24Speaker 1: all Of scott's, crap is viewing from his pie, hole
- 39:28Speaker 1: and there's some other stuff. There trek schoobl From andy
- 39:31Speaker 1: in Lin O, Lakes. Minnesota At Lee hammerker from alf
- 39:35Speaker 1: my lead. Investigator we're changing the name to THE mbi
- 39:40Speaker 1: The Mallow bureau Of investigations Now Edwin diaz FROM. Femi
- 39:43Speaker 1: who else do we? Have Lucky tony The leprechaun guests
- 39:48Speaker 1: by malar Prop guy mahlor merch In vegas From Jay
- 39:53Speaker 1: scoop for people that you have to earn it, There
- 39:56Speaker 1: Bill miller guessed By charlie In, Wisconsin brian From Econ, Roswim.
- 40:02Speaker 1: Minnesota dodger gas can of The year From Manueli Guardina
- 40:06Speaker 1: nelson Van alden from Just. Josh anyone normal For? Michael
- 40:11Speaker 1: do you have an Ansel lorraine doctor NINE o two one?
- 40:13Speaker 1: Oher is it doctor NINE o two? One Oh, no
- 40:15Speaker 1: it's also Not John wetland guessed By sean on The
- 40:18Speaker 1: valley of The. Sun it is The Great Minnesota Twins
- 40:20Speaker 1: Zebbie matthews at five point five, Two Paul skeens is third,
- 40:24Speaker 1: worst third worst For Paul skeins in baseball since.
- 40:28Speaker 4: Then