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Nostalgia Nugget 17 - Old Party Stories · Notable Nostalgia

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  Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow, you.
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  Speaker 2: Could be a seat model start. I was sixteen at
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  Speaker 2: the time or fifteen and uh, and then hook it
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  Speaker 2: up with a witch and.
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  Speaker 1: That was that.
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  Speaker 2: Cats can smile apparently, whoa weird, But it doesn't always
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  Speaker 2: mean that they're happy.
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  Speaker 1: He receives a call from what I can only assume
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  Speaker 1: is the future winner of every acting award ever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jenny Moon is a star. Her looks looks weren't
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  Speaker 2: a part of the issue.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I had to sell my last top hat
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  Speaker 1: for Jannis.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe this is not appropriate. Ei there, but let's see.
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  Speaker 1: What's up? No, solgeert nerds. It's me, yeah, boy Andy,
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  Speaker 1: And I'm joined by the one the only Jeff Who Jeff? Uh? Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Jeff a name? Who's the name of an anchor Foxworthy? No,
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  Speaker 2: an anchor on on news? Jeff mc donald. What's the
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  Speaker 2: news anchor real life?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like Hittie Kirk Jeff Kirk. Okay, because we're about
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  Speaker 2: to bring you some more notable news.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, but before I bring the news, before Jeff brings news,
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  Speaker 1: I want everybody, if you're having a drink right now,
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  Speaker 1: I want you to join in with me. Uh. Get
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  Speaker 1: so drags so drags, guess drags chuck.
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  Speaker 2: Whoa.
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  Speaker 1: And the reason I had to do that because I'm
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  Speaker 1: actually thinking about it, I'm kind of nostalgic or something. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: in particular, sorry, just checking the full beer is kind
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  Speaker 1: of cool. The very first time I ever got drunk,
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  Speaker 1: I was I was never like scared of getting drunk,
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  Speaker 1: but growing up, my dad was an alcoholic, but like
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  Speaker 1: he was like a fun one. Like every time we
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  Speaker 1: went to the store, I'd go with him, wuld have
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  Speaker 1: a candy and shit like that. Never beat me r like,
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  Speaker 1: so it was always fun to listen to music. I like.
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  Speaker 1: So a lot of times he'd get drunk and then
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  Speaker 1: he'd just buy stuff online, which I was was awesome.
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  Speaker 1: But anyways, so the first time I got drunk, I
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  Speaker 1: was seventeen, I think right around there, and I went
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  Speaker 1: to my buddy Dilo's house, and I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I guess I'll drink, you know, and they just had
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  Speaker 1: straight vodka. I never drank before. Vodkan't orange juice, of course.
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  Speaker 1: So then the very first time I drank, it was
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  Speaker 1: me Dilo, my buddy Smells, my buddy Burr was there
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  Speaker 1: a few of a few people were there and I
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  Speaker 1: started drinking, but I never took a shot before, and
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  Speaker 1: Dilo had the shot glass where it was like a
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  Speaker 1: little coffee mug. And then so I put my pinky
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  Speaker 1: out because I was like, well, I guess winned out.
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  Speaker 1: Pinky out. So my whole life when I take not
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  Speaker 1: all every single time, but a lot of times I
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  Speaker 1: take shots, my pink is out and I say that.
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  Speaker 1: So I've never drank before, so I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: much to drink or anything like that. I ended up
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  Speaker 1: getting really drunk. Burr threw like some ketchup at me
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  Speaker 1: or something. I kind of blacked out and then I
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  Speaker 1: grabbed a plate and I threw it at Burr and
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  Speaker 1: then Burr like tackled me, and then we broke those
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  Speaker 1: TV and we broke his war VHS tapes. Oh he
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  Speaker 1: had one to be weird if he had multiple. They
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  Speaker 1: was like. I woke up the next morning. It was
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  Speaker 1: like a mess because we got in a fight. But
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  Speaker 1: that's when my nickname Hurricane came and they called me
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  Speaker 1: Hurricane Lipsley because I got sucked up and like the
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  Speaker 1: fight broke out and everything. But it was so much fun.
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  Speaker 1: I remember the very first couple, Like the first couple
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  Speaker 1: of shots I had, I kept going like, ah, my
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  Speaker 1: teeth feeled drunk before anything else because like it was
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  Speaker 1: getting numb. I guess, so yeah, I just I was
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  Speaker 1: thinking about like the very first time I started drinking,
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  Speaker 1: and it was a blast in Almsville. And then we're
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  Speaker 1: just listening to music, playing video games, just like me
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  Speaker 1: and a few friends and just getting fucking hammered. And
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  Speaker 1: then the first couple of times I got drunk was
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  Speaker 1: so much fun, no hangovers because your liver is still
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  Speaker 1: so nice. So that I woke up the next morning,
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  Speaker 1: I felt good. I was like, maybe it's really cool.
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  Speaker 1: I understand why people drink, you know, now in my thirties.
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  Speaker 1: When I drink the next morning, I'm like, oh, I
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  Speaker 1: feel like shit. But I never say I'm never gonna
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  Speaker 1: drink again, because I fucking hate when people do that,
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  Speaker 1: like you're gonna drink again? You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: But uh, what your first time drinking? How old are you?
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  Speaker 1: What's the story?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god? Okay, so I have a lot to
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  Speaker 2: say about this. So the first time I got drunk
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  Speaker 2: was we were I was just mentioning this was a
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  Speaker 2: lot of the times a lot of my friends and
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  Speaker 2: I got drunk for the first time. Was we were fifteen,
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  Speaker 2: and it was at our friend Vanessa's King Siena. Oh sure,
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  Speaker 2: and it was downtown Salem at the Read Opera House,
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  Speaker 2: and we all got drunk and danced to that I
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  Speaker 2: miss you a lots of Deserts, Miss superber Tom Petty,
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  Speaker 2: the Reds Mix, I don't know, but it got super
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  Speaker 2: hammered there. And but yeah, most of my I think,
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  Speaker 2: as you and the listener might know, I'm going through
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  Speaker 2: my bro era because a lot of my job when
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  Speaker 2: I was a younger gay person and drinking was to
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  Speaker 2: be the party, which I'll.
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  Speaker 1: Never quit that yet.
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  Speaker 2: But also I was tasked to deal with like the
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  Speaker 2: drunk girl holding her hair back and when she was
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  Speaker 2: crying and telling me about how she's so insecure. So
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  Speaker 2: that a lot of my childhood was that. And I
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  Speaker 2: don't think that people estially going into Pride Month like
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  Speaker 2: we need to salute our gay guys friends because we
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  Speaker 2: had to deal with all of your women's issues. Sure,
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  Speaker 2: so so no, I think going forward, I'm gonna start
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  Speaker 2: what I took from your story. I'm gonna start getting
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  Speaker 2: drunk and like fighting boom and gonna be a bro.
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  Speaker 1: You want to be bro, you gotta show people how
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  Speaker 1: tough you are. Yeah, that's a part of being a bro.
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  Speaker 1: There are different types of bros. You got to make
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  Speaker 1: sure what kind of bro you want to be.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to retract a lot of the content
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  Speaker 2: from this story for to respect people's privacies. But we
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  Speaker 2: did go to a party when we were in high
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  Speaker 2: school and it was these two young twenty year olds
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  Speaker 2: something's house and they were giving us alcohol and I
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  Speaker 2: think I'm I did to share this on the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Before Religious Thing No.
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  Speaker 2: Knives, So no different situation. Yeah, So we went to
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  Speaker 2: these guys house and we were drinking like ninety peru
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  Speaker 2: for what of vodka straight and not eating because we
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  Speaker 2: were like, let's just get sucked up.
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  Speaker 1: And we went to.
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  Speaker 2: Their house and stuff happened, you know, romantically, and then
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  Speaker 2: we found that one of them had like.
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  Speaker 1: A how old are you at this time?
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  Speaker 2: High school?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: And we so it was definitely like predatory behavior based
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  Speaker 2: on these like twenty something.
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  Speaker 1: Year rong So you're between like sixteen and eighteen.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I had a car, so I was like
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  Speaker 2: sixteen seventeen and then I noticed that they had like
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  Speaker 2: a sword collection, like antiques, like beautiful swords, and so
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  Speaker 2: me and my friend to let's give her a name.
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  Speaker 1: It was a good name, like Hilary Swink, Hillary.
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  Speaker 2: Swink, So Hilary's perfect Hilary Swink. And I got the
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  Speaker 2: knives out and started cutting ourselves with them. Oh fuck,
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  Speaker 2: and like in a like fun way, and we started
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  Speaker 2: like robbing blood all over their walls.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then the guys came into my works. Was working
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  Speaker 2: at Value Village, which was like kind of like Goodwill,
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  Speaker 2: and but people like would take dumps in the dressing rooms.
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  Speaker 1: And this story is in so many places. I did
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  Speaker 1: not think.
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  Speaker 2: And these guy who's like came and didn't know I
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  Speaker 2: worked there, and I was like, oh, hey guys, and
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  Speaker 2: they were like they did they thought I was. They
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  Speaker 2: were like, you guys fucking were crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because what that makes sense?
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  Speaker 2: You know? But I was also like they're not wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they were also were raping.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, if you're wanting to be rape, just make
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  Speaker 2: sure you understand that like we might use your swords
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  Speaker 2: against you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I guess the moral you could, I don't know, but yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so no, I'm gonna try becoming a late in life alcoholic.
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  Speaker 1: There you go. Yeah, I love that, Like quick, funny
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  Speaker 1: little story about the blood thing I was thinking and
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  Speaker 1: how shit goes crazy. I was at this party one time.
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  Speaker 1: My buddy Anthony and my friend Kelly were with me,
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  Speaker 1: and we're just drinking everything, having for good night or whatever. Well,
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  Speaker 1: she gets too fucked up. She throws up and bathroom
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  Speaker 1: sink let's right next to the toilet, So we're like,
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  Speaker 1: why don't you just throw up in the toilet? So
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  Speaker 1: it gets clogged. So I'm like, oh, it's clogged. Fuckwhit. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So I just pee in it because I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: it seemed like the thing to do at the time.
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  Speaker 1: Anthony didn't know I peed on in it, so he's like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I can fix I have fixed fucking sinks before. So
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  Speaker 1: he gets under the sync and he's trying to fix it,
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  Speaker 1: but then he like breaks something and the piss and
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  Speaker 1: the fucking throw up just go all over him, and
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  Speaker 1: he's like, oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. He's all
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  Speaker 1: freaking out right. The owners of the apartment were already
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  Speaker 1: passed out at this time, so it's just us. Well,
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  Speaker 1: then we're just like fuck we don't know how to
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  Speaker 1: like make it better, so we're just like, let's try
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  Speaker 1: to make it. Just push everything back in there, we'll leave.
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  Speaker 1: So the next morning I get a call for my
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  Speaker 1: buddy and he's like, hey, man, not mad, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: super curious. Why is my sink undone? So I had
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  Speaker 1: explained there was a thinking there. We tried to fix it.
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  Speaker 1: He was cool with it. But when you're drinking, anything
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  Speaker 1: can happen, and that's why drinking so much fun. This
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  Speaker 1: is cherry and do you want some? No, I'm good,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, though, if I just like continue to kill it? Man?
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  Speaker 2: Was this Anthony friend of the podcast Anthony? No, this
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  Speaker 2: is Anthony Garbagel, my best friend. Do you feel like
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  Speaker 2: we really should.
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  Speaker 1: Use last names? Probably? But no, you don't have to
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  Speaker 1: because friend of the Anthony podcast. Sometime I was at
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  Speaker 1: the he used to live in this party house, crazy
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  Speaker 1: party house. And I show up at like six pm,
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  Speaker 1: and I have a fucking bottle of uh uh night Train.
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  Speaker 1: It's fourteen percent, like two dollars wine. It's just it
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  Speaker 1: gets you fucked up. It's cheap. So I go to
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  Speaker 1: this house. He's sleeping on the uh lazy boy and
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, what's up, man, He's like what up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, do you want to pull? And he's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he just woke up because he had a party last night,
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  Speaker 1: so he's been sleeping for like, I don't know, eight
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  Speaker 1: ten hours or whatever, just wakes up. I give him
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  Speaker 1: the bottle. He cracks it. He chucks the whole fucking bottle.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, fucking a dude, that's I wasn't mad. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just like, that's not good, dude, that's not fucking good.
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, I'm getting spoiled right now with this, with this,
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  Speaker 2: but I was just thinking, like, if somebody gets peel
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  Speaker 2: on their face or barf on their face and they
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  Speaker 2: freak the fuck out, that seems like they're over exaggerating.
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  Speaker 2: So that makes me think that they like enjoy it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh they're trying to like pretend that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if somebody gets like accidentally pooped on and they're like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: that's so gross and be like okay, you're kind of
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  Speaker 2: acting a little extreme, yeah, Like.
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  Speaker 1: So that makes me think you a freak. Yeah, So
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  Speaker 1: if they say they love it, that's when they don't
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  Speaker 1: like it exactly.
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  Speaker 2: So exactly we should almost do episodes like bonus episodes
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  Speaker 2: where it's just nostalgia talk. Yeah, where we're just like reminiscent,
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  Speaker 2: et cetera.
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  Speaker 1: So, yeah, we've been having some drinks today. Yeah, oh
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  Speaker 1: this is almost a full episode?
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  Speaker 2: Is one the next episode?
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  Speaker 1: I guess we could just have nostalgia talks the next
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  Speaker 1: six minutes?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so what else do you want to talk about? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So since we're talking about drinking, I'll do another
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  Speaker 1: crazy story of me drinking one night. Like this is
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  Speaker 1: my very first apartment, Me and my buddy gave live together,
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  Speaker 1: and uh, these girls in the same apartment complex, probably
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, ten doors down. They we knew them
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  Speaker 1: from high school and like would like the party would
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  Speaker 1: constantly go from our house to their house, back and forth.
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  Speaker 1: So you know there'd be like thirty forty people or whatever. Well,
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  Speaker 1: fight fight. Growing up, I was in so many fucking fights.
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  Speaker 1: It was crazy. All the time there's fights breaking out.
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  Speaker 1: Well anyways, so I see this dude, he's getting stomped
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  Speaker 1: out and his head's getting stomped on the staircase like bad.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh fuck, And it's like cement staircase. I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's not good. So I'm like, well, I think it's
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  Speaker 1: my time just to go home and go to bed.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna chill. So uh, I head back home and
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  Speaker 1: I lay down and then I hear boom boom boom
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  Speaker 1: boom boom boom. My fuck, what's going on? Boom boom
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  Speaker 1: boom boom, And I'm like what and they go do
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  Speaker 1: gustab cusstabs. I'm like what. And I got a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of a fist fight a little bit ago prior
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  Speaker 1: to this. Uh, We're we didn't get a fist fight yet.
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  Speaker 1: We were almost like we're pushing each other and almost
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  Speaker 1: got into whatever. So then I'm like what. And I
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: just bought a brand new pants at that day, it
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  Speaker 1: was like two hundred and fifty dollars to these three really
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: nice pants. I opened my door, my friends come in,
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  Speaker 1: they grab those brand new pants. They're selling my fucking
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  Speaker 1: counter because I haven't got a chance to wash them
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  Speaker 1: ut because I just bought him they run nice pants.
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  Speaker 1: And they went to go like beat up the guys
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  Speaker 1: with them or whatever. Uh. But so I go outside,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like what the fuck? His face is all slashed
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  Speaker 1: and everything, and I'm like, oh shit. And I was like,
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: and he's on the ground. I'm like, dude, you gotta
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: get up, get my house. Cops coming, come on, you
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: gotta ge up and get him my house. And he's
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: all fucked up. So so I pick him up. I
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  Speaker 1: put my hand out, he brings his hands, and you know,
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  Speaker 1: I pull him up by his hands. But he's so
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  Speaker 1: fucked up, and since we almost got in a fight prior,
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  Speaker 1: he just starts punching me. Boom, boom boom. He's me
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  Speaker 1: like three in the face, really good. So I started
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: stumbling back and I fall in this rose bush and
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  Speaker 1: I'm all cut up, and then Gabe sees punching me.
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  Speaker 1: Gabe doesn't know who's fucking punching me. Falls down after
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  Speaker 1: punching me. So Gabe's running up because he's about to
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  Speaker 1: boot this guy in the head, right, and then halfway
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: through Gabe about that. He's running there kicking the the
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  Speaker 1: cop show up. Get on the ground, Get on the
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  Speaker 1: fucking ground. So luckily Gabe didn't boot. But then there's
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  Speaker 1: a cop right above me while I'm in a bush,
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  Speaker 1: goes stay on the ground, sit on the ground. I'm like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in a fucking rose bush man, So they're trying
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  Speaker 1: to figure out what's going on, and then they's like
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  Speaker 1: everybody sitting. I'm like, dude, I'm getting cut up. Can
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  Speaker 1: I get out of this bush? He goes, ude, shut
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  Speaker 1: the fuck op, and I'm like, yeah, okay, I guess
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  Speaker 1: I'll just stay in this rose bush. Well. Anyway's long
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  Speaker 1: story short. This is the hospital. I get a call
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  Speaker 1: for him the next day and I was hung over,
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: said an answer, but I got a voicemaild. It's just like,
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: hey man, I guess like you and I got into
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: it last night. I don't know, I got fucking hammered,
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  Speaker 1: but shit, my bad brother, let's grab some drinks tonight.
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  Speaker 1: That was it. You know.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I want to join my the bro le
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  Speaker 2: brew situation so we can like beat the shit out
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  Speaker 2: of each other, rose bush it up and then just
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  Speaker 2: like party again, party again, the way to go. But
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: like with women, it's oh, she kind of looked at
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  Speaker 2: me weird, so let's all hate her right forever? Like no, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's Growing.
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  Speaker 1: Up, I was always like it's weird because like dudes,
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  Speaker 1: it would just be like ah, man, that guy sucks,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and then whatever, and if you don't like them,
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  Speaker 1: you don't like them, we don't hang out with them anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Or even if for the most part, if you don't
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  Speaker 1: like someone, you guys show up at the same party,
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  Speaker 1: it's just like, ah, fuck that guy. Whatever. Maybe when
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  Speaker 1: we get drunk will fight. Uh speaking of I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: maybe I'll take their names out.
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  Speaker 2: If if women could be men for a day, they
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  Speaker 2: would use that that time to like pass all of
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  Speaker 2: these laws about like inclusion and like equal rights and
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: like health care for women and that kind of thing. Because,
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: like I told you, like the number one killer pregnant women,
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: like the number one reason pregnant women die is homicide,
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  Speaker 2: which is awful. So I think women, if they could
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  Speaker 2: be meant for a day, would do good. If men
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  Speaker 2: could be women for a day, they would all just
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: constantly be sissoring.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, yeah, I'd be like figuring myself.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: I'd be like playing boobs and then they would suck
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: each other.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have one hundred because like, if you like
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: you and Dela, we can use his name. Sure, if
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: you and Dlo are men, you guys probably don't have
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: sex with each other. I'm guessing so, But if you
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: were women for a day, you guys would probably be like,
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: let's just do this.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Probably, Yeah, yeah, I'm assuming that if I'm in a woman,
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: I still have my brain, right Yeah then yeah for sure.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah you guys both have your It's freaky Friday, but
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: like straight white bros.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Or I don't know, because like, uh, there's still maybe
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: when I was younger. Now that I'm an adult.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: Though, So as an adult, you would not bang Delo
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: if he was a woman.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: It depends like love, So what would you do if
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: you were a woman for a day. You probably just masturbate.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe I would probably, so I'm assuming
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: the whole world's swapped.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah everything everything Kathy is Kat Kenneth.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know then, just because like that, you know what,
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: I'll still be trying to scissor. Yeah I was trying
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: to be all cool.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah I think I think Kathy would be a very
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: gentle lover as a man. But anyways, so yeah, yeah,
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, maybe she'd be all about the
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: face shots and stuff. Yeah, nothing's more like her. She's
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: like degrading ship. Yeah, okay, so she doesn't listen to
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: the podcast all right, So that was just like a
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: nostalgia of stories.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Do you have a story?
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: What's the story that you would like to hear?
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: All?
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: My stories are pretty fucked up?
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Have you ever Uh, that's too weird?
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: Did take you the first time I had sex with
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: a man?
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah? With the cool whip? Yeah? Yeah? And I was like,
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: yeah you did? And then I was like, did you
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: take it home with you? Because you guys didn't use it?
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Did you know you left?
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: I don't think we were at a Motel's.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Always been expensive. It's been like three dollars a thing,
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: so you just basically gave him three docks.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: I was like eighteen, I didn't know about like that.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: I like, I just got I was in college and
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: I got like taken in by the credit card company,
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: so I was rich. I was rich credit at that point.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: So they're like, man, this this guy's bout a lot
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: of cool.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: That's a nostalgia nugget, right there is back in the
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: day there were less regulations on credit card companies.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: You know what pissed me off? Though I had my
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: own apartment, I had my own car, I had a
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: I was a metal fabrication person, welder type guy. But
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: I got denied for a fucking old navy credit card.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what, I have my own apartment, I make
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: good money. What the fuck? Yeah? Kissed me off?
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah credit.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: But every time I hear welder and stuff, I just
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: think of a flash dance because it was like that
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: female no, I should say female welder. She was a welder.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: I was so bad at welding that I kept burning
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: myself and then all my welds look like shit. So
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: they go, all right, let's get let's get you off
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: of this. Let's let's try powder coating. Maybe we'll do
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: better at powder coating. I'm all right, cool, so I'm
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: not trying to powder coat. But I kept electrocuting myself
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: every day, and then eventually I was like, this type
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: of work isn't fucking andy work. I can't. I can't
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: do this. My hands are all cut up, I'm dirty
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: every fucking day. It's like hot, Like why don't have
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: to be here at six am? Like the anyways? Yeah,
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: I'm like that's when I was like nineteen.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: I was like, nah, I get it. Why a lot
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: of those people beat their wives. So I was thinking about,
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: uh that we need to be more feminist. Yeah me,
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: you like because I've said, I've personally said a lot
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: of things that might be problematic, so I'm trying to
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: repent on that. So I think every time, because you know,
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: everyone's like, oh, it's just female cop, which if I
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: get pulled over by female cop, I'm good. Like I'm like, okay, like,
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: well that's.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Just because females are smarter than dudes and they're probably
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: not gonna shoot you.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Well, well then ever to shoot me. I'm white, but
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: they uh, but they I know that I could be like,
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: oh hey girl, you know and work that, but I'm
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: gonna be Have you ever.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Done that in real life?
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: With a female coffee?
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: She had pink handcuffs and I was like, oh, what
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: are your pink handcuffs for? And she was like, they're
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: just for fun. And also I kind of fuck with
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: like some really bad guys and they they feel worse.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Oh sure, yeah, do you masculine? And I was like, oh,
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: what's your normal day like? And I was just che
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: chatting with her and she pulled me over for speeding
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: and I don't speed, but no it was stop sign anyways, and.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: But I don't stop.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: I don't stop. But I uh was like, oh, what's
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: your normal caul dure of the day. And she was
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: like with a lot of noise, complaints about neighbors and
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: like suburbia, and I was like, oh, that sucks, like
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: but I guess you don't have to deal with like,
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: you know, robberies and stuff. And she was like yeah, anyway,
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: so we just keki and I was like, oh, do
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: you have any stickers I can give to my son?
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: And I didn't give him to him. I kept him
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: for myself. But yeah, she was like, of course, but
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: she loves she didn't give me a ticket, so anyways,
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: and no, and she probably should have. I manipulated her.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: But anyways, so I think as we're being a pro
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: feminist podcast, now I'm gonna start saying things like instead
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: of female fireman, male fireman, fire woman. Oh I like
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: that male fire woman, Like we need to start saying
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: stuff like.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: That, or like so a male post female, yeah postman,
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: that might be hard delivery man.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: So uh I got female male? Yeah, got female? Like
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: start just and like I'm gonna start calling myself a
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: boy boss, like you know what I mean, like instead
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: of girl boss, Like boy boss would be a good one.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Well, I think if you kept with girl boss, and then.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: I should start calling myself a girl, a boy girl boss.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: There we go. Yeah, that's it.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: There we go. That's it. So I'm pro feminist too.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. When I was younger, I was like, because I
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: decided I am going to get into local politics, and
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: I thought of my campaign slogan, let's hear it. This
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: isn't just a moment. It's a movement. So when you
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: talk to your grandkids when they get older, you can
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: tell them it wasn't just a moment in time. It
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: was a movement in time. What we did was we
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: moved to America forward. I just got goosebumps. Fan. That
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: was fucking great, right right, yeah, god damn. But anyways,
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: I was younger as I was like, well, I'm brown,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: so hopefully i'll have like, you know, the people of
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: color on my side. I am a feminist, I hopefully
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: get the woman on my side. I am left wing,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: so I hope I get the Democrats on my side.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: And since I'm Native, hopefully they'll vote for me too.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Something that's a big majority. And my dad was the military,
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: so I'll use that so I'll get military people on
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: my side.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: You know, I'm gonna if I ever ran, I'd run
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: as a Republican, and I was thinking about that all
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: of them to do in my bidding. And then when
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: they start to figure out that they're being gas lip
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: by me, then I organized, before they fully realize it,
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: I do a mass suicide and I'm like, kill yourselves.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: And then they do like they fucking jonestown that ship
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: with the kool Aide.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: I know you hate Hamilton so much. I love him.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: You talked a bunch while you try to watch together.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm I'm for it.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: You probably enjoyed it anyways. I got that from Hamilton. Yeah.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Do they have like an all white Hamilton.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Watch? It's all like Neuke Gingrich.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, that'd be so bad.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: I saw this. It said it says doctor, Oh congrasts
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: on the baby. What are you gonna name him? Gingrich's
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: mom Newke Gingrich. God, what a horrible name. I've had
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: lots of drink. I'm sorry, I'm just rambling.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: I love it though. So this was a notable nostalgia,
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: but like just nostalgic.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Personal nostalgia nostalgia that we and Jeff and I were
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: talking and we were thinking about it after every episode
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: were like, hey, check out our socials, but we're not.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: We're not doing anything on socials. So what we're gonna
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: start doing is we're gonna start doing a poll once
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: a month. We're gonna give you different movie ideas, TV
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: shows or whatever, and then we want you to vote
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: on them, and then that's what whoever, you know, whatever
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: has the highest votes, that's what we're gonna win, and we're
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: gonna do an episode on that. So starting in should
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: we say July, just to be saying July. Starting in July,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: make sure you check out our socials so then you
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: can vote on what you want to hear us talk about.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: I probably won't drink so much to babble like I
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: am right now.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: No, I think you're killing it. But I think if
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: you don't follow our socials, you know whatever. But one
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: of my biggest hobbies though, is looking at people's who
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: they follow on Instagram. So follow us. I so follow
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: us on Instagram at Notable Nostalgia, and I'm going to
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: be looking at our followers on who they follow, yeah,
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: because it's really eye opening. It is all right, we'll
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: leave us a five star review. If you won't, then
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: it's then I don't know. And future, Jeff, if you're listening,
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: what I am going to tell you, it needs to
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: be something important. Oh, there's your let me yogurt right
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: now in the fridge. That's in the doors. You might
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: not notice it. And then also just like enjoy yourself
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: and take holder showers because it's really hot out anyways, Andy.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Just check out our socials in July. We're gonna do
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: that stuff. But thanks for listening, guys, I really appreciate it.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Make sure you tell people I know right now in
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: the whole podcast universe, listeners are down, advertisers are down
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: and everything, but our numbers are actually saying pretty like mainline.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: So thank you for saying a lot.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so join our cults. And until next time, I'm Jeff,
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: I'm Andy Swaying, and you we'll see you next Tuesday.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: Tell people, And.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: That's a wrap for this episode of Notable Nostalgia. We
• 25:06
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• 25:08
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• 25:10
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