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Sister Wives S4 E4 - You Asked, Browns Answer · My Sister Wives Podcast

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  What does the nanny do? OK, so we're done.
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  Goodbye. You shut it off.
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  Do not twist my words. Do not make me a victim.
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  Sweetie, Just look at the mountain.
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  That's what you saw that day. Just the knife in the kidneys
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  over all these years and the sacrifices that I made to love
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  you. You asked Brown's answer Season
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  4 Episode 4 The question and answer episode for the Browns.
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  The first question and answer episode for the Browns.
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  Anything you'd like to add, darling?
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  No, just a good old fashioned Q&A for the Browns.
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  Yes, even though it is a short episode, they get into plenty of
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  things, plenty to discuss. Yeah, I think we used to have
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  like 5 pages of notes perhaps. Yeah, a lot of notes.
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  Lots of notes. The episode opens with the
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  adults getting ready to sit on the couch.
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  Like they're all getting miked up and they're like, here's some
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  candid moments of our family talking.
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  Didn't learn anything there. Trying to do some behind the
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  scenes type of stuff, like, oh, look at us.
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  We're just like so normal, just like you getting all maked up,
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  going to sit on their couch. Kody's given the little scene
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  like thing, like, what do you call that?
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  Yeah. Clapper.
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  I don't know. Yeah, the thing that has like
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  the episode number and it's like the director is like.
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  Tim Gibbons is listed on it as the director.
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  Yeah, our fabulous director producer who is responsible for
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  bringing the show into the zeitgeist.
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  Yes. And of course it has to be Kody.
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  He's got to be in charge. He's got to have that little
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  little thingy thing. He's having a moment.
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  Kody says that they received viewer questions and are going
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  to pass around a tablet with these questions and read them
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  and then answer them as a family.
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  Well, as the adults in the family, not the whole family,
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  yeah. Can you imagine if they did AQ
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  and A with the kids in there so. Well, they will they do in
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  future episodes. But when they're like that
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  young, some of them, they'd be like, oh, what would they say?
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  Yeah, I think they're pretty select about who the kids are in
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  the future episodes. But I actually when I read the
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  title, I thought, oh gosh, the kids.
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  I thought it was going to be the kids and then it was just the
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  adults. And that I was, I was thankful
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  for that, yeah. I would think at a, no matter
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  how questionable your parenting is, you need to draw lines
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  somewhere. I don't know.
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  I would hope. One would hope.
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  Now the first question comes from Melissa Darling.
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  Would you like to read Melissa's question?
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  Melissa asks. Have you ever thought of
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  throwing your hands up in the air and asking if it was all
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  worth it? Wonderful, darling Kody starts
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  answering by saying yes, we have days where we question and then
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  there's footage of their day that they move to Vegas, which
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  is so funny it cuts right into all of the chaos of their move
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  day from Vegas. Vegas flashback Janelle's
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  freaking out. Yes, she's losing it when she
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  says, like, it's like brain damage with this group, which I
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  always love. I always love this moment with
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  Janelle because she's so frustrated with the family.
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  Obviously frustrating trying to get them all to do anything.
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  Must be like brain damage. Yeah, they were kind of short
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  with that one, though. I mean, Kody kind of says like,
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  yes, I think that we've all thought that, but then they show
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  that clip and it's like. Yeah, Meri says.
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  It's not usually everyone that you get frustrated with that
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  there's usually one person that you're not frustrated with.
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  So she always has someone that she can text.
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  And I think Robyn's like, and it's usually me and I'm like, I
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  hate you, Robyn. Yeah, she's like, that's when
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  you text me. Yeah, fuck Robyn.
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  Juts her chin out. That jaw bird, and she's on the
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  far left side. So for this interview, Robyn is
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  on the far left, Meri is next to her, Kody's in the middle, then
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  it's Christine and Janelle's at the end.
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  And you know, hey, I always put Janelle at the end and I'm like,
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  Oh dear. I know.
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  Don't you like wonder about the seating choices?
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  Sometimes they're I think that they put Christine right next to
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  Kody just because of the confrontations that they've been
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  having lately. And so I think that there was
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  reasoning behind that part of it.
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  And when you were talking about the Clapper there, it did say
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  episode 3-10 in the stuff that was written on it.
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  I don't know for sure that that means it's the 10th episode of
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  the third season from the perspective of filming, but it
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  does align with our conspiracy theory that Season 3 and Season
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  4 were probably filmed contiguously continuously.
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  Continuously. Like whatever the word is.
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  Congruently. Congruently, yeah.
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  I mean that they gave. They ended Season 3.
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  There was the now not available Tell ALS that we covered at the
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  end of the last season and now they're into Season 4, which I
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  don't think there was actually a break in filming.
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  I think that they've continued. It's a little odd to have
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  episode 4 of your season be AQ and A like that.
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  Doesn't seem like you're far enough into the season to be
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  needing AQ and A for filler, or just that it's still so fresh in
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  the season, so there's definitely something incongruous
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  about this. Yeah, and it that makes sense
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  that they filmed so much stuff that they thought they could
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  break it into two seasons maybe. Yeah, Kody says that no one will
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  experience loneliness in their family because they're all going
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  to be there for each other. Abandonment.
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  Abandonment brought off like, all the time.
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  Totally. It's like your wives are
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  probably all pretty lonely now, Janelle.
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  I don't think Janelle gets lonely much.
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  I think Janelle is pretty cool with her autonomy, but I think
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  several of your family members are lonely regular.
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  Right. No one will ever get lonely.
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  No one will ever be lonely. You ever heard of feeling alone
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  in a crowded room, Kody? Probably not because you try to
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  be the center of attention in every crowded room.
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  Totally. Kody's like, I'm never lonely.
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  It's like, right, We get it. Yeah.
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  Question 2 came from Kimber. She volunteered that she was
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  very, very young, just a young adult. 19 and I wrote this
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  question and. You wrote this question and
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  because you were just so enthralled with the Brown
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  family, you had a great question.
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  Everyone looks great. How is the weight loss going?
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  Which is totally a question you would ask because they do look
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  so great. So good.
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  So Dang good. They all look so thin and young
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  and vibrant. Oh, gosh, yeah, Janelle says
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  that it's been slow. It's slow after 40, but after
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  eight months, she's still lost over 17 inches, right?
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  I mean. I mean, she looks good.
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  Yeah, she's lost some weight. I really honestly with any of
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  them can't tell a difference. And I know that that's probably
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  like mean, but from like the view of them sitting on the
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  couch, yeah, in this Q&A, it's like you don't look any
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  different, but whatever. I would not assume that any of
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  them were on a weight last journey based on this episode.
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  Definitely not. They just look how they've
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  always looked. But Meri has the best answer.
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  Oh, yes, she was doing well a few months ago.
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  But then, But then she's had her topple.
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  She drove, she skied into some rocks.
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  No, that was early in the episode.
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  Oh, God. But she says she was doing well
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  until my ski accident, L0L 0L0 L her ski accident, Yeah.
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  Then they have to show us footage of Meri's ski accident
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  where she topples over and it's like, oh.
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  No, I heard a pop. I heard a pop and now I have to
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  wear a knee brace. Oh my God.
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  Such good news that she has recently lost 8 lbs.
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  Yeah, regardless of said ski accident.
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  Well, you know, and good for her.
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  Could I tell? Sure.
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  Oh, boy, I'm, I'm not even trying to be mean with that.
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  I just honestly, it's like you sit, you're sitting here in
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  these positions and it's not flattering for any of you.
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  And you, yeah, there's no difference.
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  Sorry. For example, if I was to be
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  like, I lost 8 lbs. I mean cool.
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  You know, like water weight fluctuation between days can be
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  a pound or two just in and of itself.
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  And then like, did you poop? Did you eat?
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  I mean 8 lbs. I'm not going to say you lose 8
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  lbs in a day and no one notices, but it's not really that big of
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  a deal. This is why I don't weigh
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  myself. This is why what we were talking
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  about the non scale victories before are usually more telling.
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  I don't know. Agreed, Meri certainly didn't
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  lose any weight on the top of her head because her hair, oh
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  God. Oh her hair was another
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  character this episode. It was very dry.
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  It was very what was going on with.
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  That straight, but it there were so many layers, so many layers
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  like above her ears layers, but it's like ish length kind of so
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  but she's straightening it too now.
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  So it's like the layers are straightened flat, but you can
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  see like all the like layers. Like I don't even know how to
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  describe the hand movement that I'm making, but they're very
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  prominent layers. So one thing that I noticed a
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  hair wise from the get go that I couldn't stop looking at it was
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  a Robyn sausage curls. What's a sausage curl?
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  It's like A1 curl that's like, all together still.
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  Yeah. Like, they took the curling
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  iron, they curled the hair, they pulled it out and they left it.
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  And this is one of those things that nobody would do nowadays.
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  You would run your fingers through those curls.
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  Oh yeah, at the very minimum. Yeah, I mean, you might let it
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  cool so that it sets and then run your fingers through it.
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  But I've noticed this in multiple of like, the couch
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  moments where she's got these sausage curls and I'm just like,
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  run your fingers through her hair.
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  God. Robyn, I mean, it is funny that
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  there's anything called sausage around her face.
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  Like, that's amazing. That's amazing.
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  Oh boy, just accentuates the features even more.
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  She's so beautiful. Yeah. #3 comes from Delaney on
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  Twitter. What is this question?
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  Darling from Delaney on Twitter. Delaney would like to know if
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  Kody spends more time with a wife after she gives birth than
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  the other women so that he can help her with the baby.
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  This is something that I honestly was wondering myself
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  because what the fuck If I had a newborn and you were only with
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  me every 4th day I would be a. Lunatic, right?
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  That'd be nuts. I'd be batshit crazy.
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  And Kody says yes, I do. Kody, of course.
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  Oh. Yes, yes.
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  And we get a flashback to him and little Saul.
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  Yeah, and he's like, oh, who's my cute little boy?
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  Oh, my little baby. Kody admits though that he was
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  not always like that and he basically says yes, that he's
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  been more there for Robyn because of the separate houses.
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  It's made it harder so he has to be over there more.
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  Was like the vibe I was getting from his answer.
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  Excuses, excuses. I mean I'm not saying he
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  shouldn't be with her more. She did just have a baby and she
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  deserves to have her husband there, but to me it just sounds
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  like another excuse as to why he's spending more time with
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  her. Oh yeah, and Robyn agrees.
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  You know, he does come in and helps the dishes and he's such a
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  great husband. House.
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  Husband. House, husband.
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  Excuse me, a house? Husband.
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  Yes. I'm just imagining him going
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  into the other wives homes and doing a bunch of domestics.
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  I don't think so. No.
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  And so going to Robyn's and maybe she's just boosting him
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  up, like literally, maybe he throws some dishes in the
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  dishwasher and she's like, oh, wow, he just does so much
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  because she's got to feed his ego and make him seem like, you
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  know, God's gift. Yeah, they show him like a
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  washing dishes at her house. I think at that point I think he
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  probably when he goes from house to house, don't you think he
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  acts like his whole life is a vacation?
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  Like he probably doesn't have to do like most of his own tasks
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  anymore, unless it's some of the outside labor that needs to be
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  done. I think so because I think part
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  of the issue with even some of the wives in the way that are
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  his view of how he's treated by the wives is Robyn eventually
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  does we learn more about how she along with the nanny bit and how
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  she doesn't ask for help for the kids.
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  I think she gets everything done around the house so that he
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  doesn't have to do anything. And I'm not saying she does it.
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  I think eventually she probably hires a nanny.
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  Well, she does get a nanny, a housekeeper that comes in and
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  cleans. I think that she will hire
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  people on thumbtacks. She'll ask the neighbors.
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  She'll do anything so that Kody doesn't have to do anything at
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  the house. Meanwhile, a wife like Christine
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  maybe, like, I'm hoping that you can do this thing and then
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  eventually over the years has probably learned to just do it
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  all herself. Yeah, Robyn wants to be
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  honeymoon Robyn. Oh yeah.
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  Everything is perfect here and you don't have to do anything
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  for me. I'm low maintenance and you can
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  probably just like, fuck me, yeah, while you're here, yeah.
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  And be cutesy and Playhouse. Yeah, 100%.
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  In a different manner like. Let's put the kids to bed at
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  7:00. I don't want to hear a peep out
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  of you like the whole 9 yards. It just seems like child play
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  between them and just her comment of even hurt like
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  saying, oh, my little house husband when he comes over here.
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  It's just so juvenile. And the other women are like
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  rolling their eyes at it. Maybe not literally, but you can
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  tell that they're like gag gag me now.
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  Yeah, Kody says. I'm not sure if I was that
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  helpful for Janelle with Logan and Janelle.
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  Oh my God. So good, now pipes up.
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  The next day after giving birth, we went shopping for a truck.
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  Yeah. And Kody gives a look.
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  He's evolved. Janelle says.
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  He's evolved. But the look that Kody gave was
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  totally like, yeah, you busted me.
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  And I'm just going to give a little smile like, ha ha, yes,
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  that's true, blah blah blah. She's trying to have a good
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  sense of humor about it. But literally like her his first
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  born child. And the next day, he's like,
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  remember, we got to go shop for a truck like.
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  I was thinking, OK, if this had happened maybe after child four
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  or five with another wife, not with the wife that just gave
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  birth. Why the fuck are you out?
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  Like bleeding out of your vagina wearing like heavy pads because
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  you just birthed a baby. I'm assuming that she had a
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  vaginal birth here. None of my business.
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  Maybe she didn't, but there is just well, if she didn't, she
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  wouldn't be up and out of bed moving around.
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  So she's cleaning out of her pussy and she's just like
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  walking around with his giant pad in like going through rows
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  of trucks looking for a truck with him or going to farms and
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  looking at like farm trucks because they can't buy a new
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  truck probably at this point. Like what the fuck are you
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  doing? That's gross.
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  It is gross. I didn't really think about her
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  gaping vagina. I.
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  Mean the day after giving birth. Most of the time you're still.
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  Maybe they're being dramatic here because most of the time
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  you're still in the hospital, but maybe you weren't back then.
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  Maybe she had a lot of home births.
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  If I remember correctly, I think they were.
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  I think all of her births except for maybe one were home births
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  or something. For the first one and like this
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  isn't like an experienced family at this point.
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  This is the first baby for the entire family.
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  Meri. She hasn't had a baby yet.
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  Yeah, I think it's home. I don't know, but I'm assuming
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  she says that at some other point, something along the lines
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  of like, all of my birds were home or I've had both, but I
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  prefer home. Like, I actually don't know.
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  Don't quote me. Oh God, You come to this podcast
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  for reliable information. Janelle's first birth happened
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  where? I don't know.
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  I mean, come on. I mean it happened on the side
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  of a Creek bed on Crody's parents property and they washed
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  that baby in the stream and the love in the Lord Christ's name
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  as soon as it was born. Preach it, sister, preach it.
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  That's exactly what happened, right?
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  They beat that baby over a rock and it was like, oh, the baby is
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  clean. Hallelujah.
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  What's it to you? Hallelu.
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  Just baffled. Just baffled by the whole thing.
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  That's all I got to say. Baffled question #4 Renee wrote
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  in and asks. How is it that the investigation
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  doesn't carry on even though you're in Nevada?
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  Or does it? All the best, she ends a
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  question with all the best, which I love.
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  They get defensive. Well, now the footage starts the
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  like, flashback footage to camera crews outside of the
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  Lehigh house from when they went public.
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  And I believe the bottom third says like day they went public
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  or something. It's a day they went public.
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  This is from early on in the show where these camera crews
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  are showing up outside the house and it gives them a perfect
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  opportunity to act frantic and be crazy.
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  It looks like there's a couple moments where Christina's legit
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  seeing things like there are people out there.
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  It is what it is. But of course, in classic TLC
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  fashion, it's like you have to have the music and the the
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  person walking by the window makes it look like there's like,
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  oh, and it's like it's a person walking by the window.
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  Yeah, I think there's like a truck and two guys across the
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  street totally and one has like a camera stand and so probably
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  looks worse than it is, but. Yeah, it certainly wasn't like
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  the Tonya Harding story or the OJ Simpson case, Like.
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  It was just a couple. People outside your house, but
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  OK. Oh my goodness.
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  But that was the day that they went public.
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  And so people were curious. But Robyn Robyn's answer to this
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  is just. Robyn's the only one that gives
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  us any real information and it's oh, that's, that's giving her a
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  lot of. That isn't.
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  Right. No.
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  The opposite. Robyns the only one that says
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  anything. Yeah, but she's super defensive
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  and she says that they don't know and they haven't been
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  notified either way. And that's all there is.
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  That's all there is to know about it.
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  Next question. OK, girl.
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  Why you getting so defensive? Yeah.
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  Also, I don't believe you. I do not believe, Robyn, that
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  they don't know anything about anything like no, no, they've
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  been updated in some manner. Don't you think that was stupid
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  of them to let her answer of all people, like, come on, have like
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  a thought out answer to like, OK, if anyone asks about the
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  investigation, this is what we need to say.
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  Like, duh. Your lawyer probably prepped
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  you. Like they've said it in other
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  interviews. Oh, no comment on that or we
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  can't speak on that right now. All you would have had to say is
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  we don't have, you know, much information, but we're working
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  with our lawyer on it just in case, you know, anything happens
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  and that's all. And based on the show, what we
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  have seen thus far on the show, you would assume that one of the
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  obvious questions is going to be what is going on with the
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  investigation like that you uprooted your family and left in
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  the hullabaloo, and now everything's kind of chaotic
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  because of this, supposedly because of this investigation
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  that might come up. And if the default is let Robyn
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  talk about it. My God.
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  Good fucking luck. Yeah, Jesus.
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  You're right. She knows.
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  She sounded so defensive. And just like you're lying and.
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  It felt like, oh, let's, let's throw this question to Robyn,
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  like, let's see what she has to say about it because no one else
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  spoke up. No one said anything.
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  And like you pick the worst person or let the worst person
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  fucking answer like no one even tried to interrupt her and like
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  give a good answer. So that just made it look even
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  worse in my opinion. Good job Browns.
• 20:56
  Question five came to us from Vicki and she's looking for
• 20:59
  advice. What would be the do's and
• 21:01
  don'ts of looking for a sister, wife and Janelle's like, well
• 21:06
  this is a religious thing for us.
• 21:09
  Jen Kody interrupts though, and says that his trait it would be
• 21:15
  all about honesty, yes? To be completely honest.
• 21:19
  To be completely honest. To be completely honest, men
• 21:22
  need their wives to know about these things when they're
• 21:25
  searching for another wife. You need to be open with your
• 21:27
  wives. They need to know nothing in
• 21:29
  secrecy. Definitely not in the polygamous
• 21:31
  cults. No secrecy.
• 21:33
  But then they another flashback to him telling the kids about
• 21:39
  Robyn. Yeah, about asking Robyn if she
• 21:42
  wants to join the family, Yes. Yeah, and it's like, oh, OK,
• 21:48
  let's be honest. And then we're going to show
• 21:50
  this cute little clip, but then we're not going to show the end
• 21:52
  of the clip where we tell all the kids to fucking lie about
• 21:55
  it. Right.
• 21:56
  This isn't so amazing. It's all about honesty.
• 21:59
  And then it's like they show a flashback to a scene that was
• 22:02
  refilmed, according to Gwendolyn, refilmed because the
• 22:05
  first take didn't really work so great.
• 22:08
  So we're going to refilm him saying this.
• 22:10
  And then in the whole scenario, Christine's like we're going to
• 22:13
  lie to the small children. Right.
• 22:16
  Oh, absurd. Yeah.
• 22:17
  Great example there, Kody. Honesty.
• 22:20
  Honesty for sure. Sweet, sweet honesty.
• 22:23
  And Meri provides us a voiceover where she says you need to have
• 22:27
  a religious calling. You don't just go looking for a
• 22:30
  sister wife. Yeah, the religious calling.
• 22:34
  Part yeah definitely need a religious calling for sure, but
• 22:39
  burning bosom? Question #6 Sandra, what is
• 22:45
  Kody? 'S Why are you laughing?
• 22:50
  Are you laughing at Sandra? At poor Sandra's question?
• 22:53
  No, Poor Sandra. Oh gosh, question #6 Sandra
• 22:58
  wants to ask what is Kody's favorite trait of each wife and
• 23:04
  what are their least favorite traits of Kody's?
• 23:08
  Personality traits Personality traits very important because.
• 23:13
  I miss. You know.
• 23:15
  Well. Because Meri Meri does have a
• 23:18
  call she gets. A little mad about that.
• 23:20
  Yeah, you're right. She's got a little call out
• 23:22
  there and Kody says it's a trap. He does.
• 23:26
  It's a trap. OK, Admiral Ackbar, this isn't
• 23:29
  Star Wars. Oh God, got a trap.
• 23:31
  It's a trap. It's a trap.
• 23:33
  And he makes some jokes. I, I don't know, did you care
• 23:36
  about any of the jokes? And I don't know.
• 23:38
  Meri says it's a beautiful question.
• 23:42
  A beautiful, beautiful. Question like she wants to know
• 23:46
  this like for. Real yes, yes, yeah.
• 23:50
  And Janelle says I've got one because they have this banter
• 23:53
  right about like, oh, was the banter like, oh, who knows?
• 23:56
  Or, oh, Kody couldn't. Yeah, no.
• 23:58
  And then Kody like switches the like flips the script and he
• 24:02
  think he's like, I think that the wives need to answer first,
• 24:05
  even though it was about Kody First off.
• 24:07
  Like it started asking Kody and then the wives least favorite
• 24:12
  about Kody. So he is like struggling to
• 24:15
  answer what he likes personality wise about his wives.
• 24:19
  He's the. One that starts with the
• 24:21
  positive. Yeah.
• 24:23
  And then they're supposed to each have a negative about him,
• 24:25
  so he's flipping the script on them, which I just noticed right
• 24:31
  away that he was riding the struggle bus here.
• 24:35
  He's always on that bus. Can't even think of anything.
• 24:39
  And Janelle but but when he does, you know, flip the script
• 24:42
  to be like, hey wives, why don't you say something bad about me
• 24:45
  before I say something nice about you?
• 24:48
  Janelle goes well, I've got 1. Kody's sense of smell.
• 24:51
  And they show clips of him like, smelling garlic in Robyn's
• 24:56
  fridge and saying, well, it smells like really garlicky in
• 24:59
  here. It's like they're, they're all
• 25:02
  saying that he has like a bad nose.
• 25:05
  And Robyn says she agrees. Yeah, yeah.
• 25:07
  Isn't that weird? Like what does he have?
• 25:10
  Like he must have a sensitive nose.
• 25:12
  He has something too, because there's also like a running joke
• 25:15
  about how certain wives prepare food.
• 25:18
  And it's as elementary as like, well, I don't like salt on my
• 25:21
  eggs. I like pepper on my eggs.
• 25:22
  Like Christine will tell you all about how I like my eggs, Like,
• 25:26
  OK. Like, I mean, what kind of eggs
• 25:27
  are these? And why is this like a such a
• 25:29
  thing? Like, I don't know, just season
• 25:31
  the eggs. Like, I don't know.
• 25:32
  Like, he's super fucking picky. Yeah, I do remember that, that
• 25:35
  when Robyn joins the family, she has to learn how to make his
• 25:39
  eggs right from one of the other wives.
• 25:41
  And that he loves celery. And it's like, isn't celery
• 25:44
  mostly water? Like it's kind.
• 25:46
  Of celery right like I. Like celery, but with a lot of
• 25:49
  peanut butter on it. I mean, it's not like something
• 25:51
  you're like. Ants on the log come on exactly
• 25:54
  but. Yeah, like, oh, there's water
• 25:56
  filled grass. Like, I don't know, he's weird.
• 26:01
  He is someone that would fucking love celery.
• 26:03
  God damn. I mean, I wish I remembered what
• 26:07
  she specifically said, 'cause it was something like, yeah, Kody
• 26:10
  sense of smell, like he'll come home and say, what's that smell?
• 26:14
  And I'm going like, oh God. I wonder what Janelle's house
• 26:16
  smells like though. I know.
• 26:18
  I was wondering that, too, because she said it very like,
• 26:21
  oh, yeah, this really bothers me.
• 26:22
  And he comes home and says this. And yeah, then they show like,
• 26:26
  the clip of, you know, him at Robyn's house because Robyn
• 26:28
  agrees with him. And obviously they had to find a
• 26:32
  clip of it somewhere, so they tracked that garlic smell down.
• 26:36
  But yeah, it makes you wonder, like what is he smelling at
• 26:39
  Janelle's? I don't know.
• 26:41
  I often wonder what the smell is like when people come into my
• 26:45
  home too. So.
• 26:47
  Well, this is I mean, places have different smells.
• 26:50
  I'm not trying to put it out into the universe that Janelle
• 26:53
  stinks or that her house stinks. But if there was anyone whose
• 26:59
  house smells bad, oh I guess I'd give it to Christine.
• 27:02
  So I don't know. It's between Christine or
• 27:03
  Janelle for the worst smelling house.
• 27:05
  Christine's house probably smells like burnt toast.
• 27:07
  Oh, God, it smells like burnt stuff, burnt things all the
• 27:10
  time. And then just like kind of
• 27:12
  filth. I don't know.
• 27:13
  Like she's messy. She's a mess of this interior
• 27:16
  decorator, Christine. Yeah.
• 27:18
  With her fucking nasty house. He's like one of those asshole
• 27:21
  guys though, that you like spend a bunch of money on like a nice
• 27:23
  candle for yourself and you light it and he comes home and
• 27:26
  he's like, oh, that fucking reeks.
• 27:28
  Or oh, like that pumpkin smell. I can't stand that.
• 27:33
  Oh, it's like, well, good thing you're only here every four
• 27:35
  days. I won't light my expensive
• 27:37
  candle all your asses here and waste it on you then.
• 27:40
  Well, it would be nice if someone has particularities and
• 27:42
  then, well, the only thing is then you have to schedule it and
• 27:45
  be mindful of it. And yeah, if you're Christine, I
• 27:47
  mean, he shows up late and leaves early.
• 27:49
  So how much effort are you going to do for him to show up at
• 27:51
  dinner time and then leave at 6:00 AM the next morning?
• 27:53
  Like, Oh my God. Although maybe for yourself,
• 27:57
  Christine, you could not live in squalor.
• 28:00
  Anyway, Meri says to Kody, I love you.
• 28:04
  And then she goes, He's too serious.
• 28:08
  That's Meri's thing about Kody is that he's too serious.
• 28:12
  Christine Pipeson talking about how he answers rhetorical
• 28:15
  questions and he doesn't have to, which makes me think of when
• 28:18
  men do that, it kind of drives me nuts.
• 28:21
  Like if you're asking a rhetorical question, like, Oh
• 28:24
  yeah, but what if this thing happened?
• 28:25
  And then they're like, well, what if it does happen?
• 28:27
  And it's like, Oh my God, that was not a real question.
• 28:30
  Like and do this all the time. It's because he's trying to
• 28:33
  sound smarter than he is. OK.
• 28:36
  Like, there's no reason for it other than the fact that he
• 28:39
  just, like, is trying to make himself look smart.
• 28:42
  Probably, of course. And then Robyn, Oh, he says.
• 28:47
  I don't even know a lot. Yeah, Robyn says.
• 28:50
  I'll ask him what happened about something and he'll say, oh, I
• 28:53
  don't even know. And Meri agrees.
• 28:55
  Oh, I don't even know. You got to get the even in
• 28:57
  there. I don't even know.
• 28:58
  That would drive me nuts if it was like does he just not pay
• 29:02
  attention and so he says that a lot?
• 29:04
  I don't even know. Or is he just fucking lazy and
• 29:07
  doesn't want to have a conversation about something so
• 29:10
  he says it? My gut is telling me that he
• 29:13
  says he doesn't even know because he's not paying
• 29:17
  attention or his take away is only half really informed.
• 29:22
  He doesn't really. He doesn't really know.
• 29:25
  There's something about the edit that changes through the show,
• 29:28
  like going up to right now in time of recording.
• 29:31
  We're wrapping up Season 20 and production.
• 29:34
  The producer has changed, production companies change and
• 29:37
  they leave in more stuff about Kody being kind of like an
• 29:41
  idiot. Like he's not very smart.
• 29:44
  He has like a youthful thing that sounds complimentary, like
• 29:50
  young and dumb like like a like a little boy.
• 29:53
  I agree with you. I think I see that now though.
• 29:57
  I feel like I've seen that from the get go that he acts like
• 30:00
  this, like juvenile teenage boy a lot that's giddy sometimes
• 30:05
  over stupid like shit that it's like, Oh my gosh, that's
• 30:09
  something a teenage boy would be excited about.
• 30:13
  But he gets weirdly giddy over things.
• 30:17
  And so, yeah, I can see that being it, that he just really
• 30:21
  doesn't know. But I don't know if he would
• 30:24
  admit if he didn't really know something Like if you were
• 30:28
  asking him a serious question and he didn't know the answer,
• 30:30
  he doesn't strike me as a type of man that wouldn't just come
• 30:34
  up with a fake answer to seem smart.
• 30:36
  So I think he's using it when he is not paying attention to them.
• 30:41
  So the fact that they all pipe up again and agree with the fact
• 30:45
  that he does this a lot, it's like, do you fucking listen to
• 30:47
  these women? Do you ever listen to these
• 30:50
  women? I don't know.
• 30:51
  He probably doesn't Oh God, or he doesn't.
• 30:55
  Then it's like I'm not willing to acknowledge it.
• 30:57
  Like I don't want to talk about it.
• 30:58
  Like I'm not going to talk about it with another wife.
• 31:00
  Like if this happened at Christine's and she's asking for
• 31:02
  clarity, I could see him being like, even if it's not an issue
• 31:05
  between him and Christine, if it's like a plan for something,
• 31:08
  he's like, I don't know. I've had my.
• 31:10
  He's been in trouble for not knowing before.
• 31:13
  He's not known, so now he just defaults to like.
• 31:15
  I don't even know. Like exiting his exit from the
• 31:18
  situation. Like if someone was asking about
• 31:21
  dinner plans that night with another wife and I don't even
• 31:25
  know. I don't even know.
• 31:27
  Christine says that she thinks he should compliment us more.
• 31:30
  Yeah, she wishes that he would compliment them more.
• 31:33
  Yeah. And then, like, he's such an
• 31:36
  idiot. He's just like, Oh yeah, you
• 31:38
  know, like you're making that shirt work.
• 31:41
  And then Christine, of course, makes fun of him for being a
• 31:43
  robot after being prompted for a compliment because she says
• 31:47
  things like that. And then he says some default
• 31:49
  compliment, like you're really making that shirt work.
• 31:52
  For the record, she wasn't making any shirt work.
• 31:55
  No, but it's like, oh gosh, yeah, she gets pissed at that.
• 32:00
  And she's like, it's not, it's OK.
• 32:02
  This is like the typical woman thing, right?
• 32:05
  Like you want your partner to do things on their own organically
• 32:09
  without having to ask them, but then they don't do it, which is
• 32:14
  super frustrating. But they're not going to know if
• 32:17
  you don't ask them. But he says he literally goes
• 32:21
  into robot mode when she asks for compliments and he turns it
• 32:26
  into this jokey thing, the juvenile thing, I guess, coming
• 32:30
  up again, like Christine, I like your shirt.
• 32:34
  And he literally does this like bit or he's pretending to be a
• 32:37
  robot. And I gathered from that that he
• 32:41
  actually does that. Right that he like pretends to
• 32:45
  go into default mode of giving compliment like.
• 32:49
  Yeah, like imagine being home alone with somebody, like in
• 32:53
  your serious life, right? And you're standing out the
• 32:57
  fridge and you're looking at all the cheese in your fridge,
• 33:01
  deciding what what cheese to put on your nachos in your oven that
• 33:06
  you're going to burn all. Those nachos.
• 33:08
  And and you say to your husband, I got a new haircut today.
• 33:14
  Do you like it? And he goes, yes, Christine, I
• 33:18
  like your haircut. I would get that shredded cheese
• 33:22
  out of the fridge and I would throw it in his face.
• 33:26
  Oh my God. Well, melt it first so that it
• 33:28
  burns. 1st. Thank you for the Nacho bit and
• 33:33
  the tie into the burning in the. Brilliant, brilliant.
• 33:38
  Brilliant applause. Applause from the audience.
• 33:41
  And of course, Meri turns to Kody and says, well, what are
• 33:44
  your favorite things about us? Because that was the first part
• 33:47
  of the question that he dodged. Yeah.
• 33:50
  And then Kody says I'm going to go in order.
• 33:53
  I'm going to go in order. Which is so funny because
• 33:56
  crossing your T's dotting your eyes, but also like God to be a
• 34:02
  spouse of someone who's like, I'll go in order and like it's
• 34:06
  probably always like that with certain with certain things, you
• 34:09
  know? Give me the ick.
• 34:11
  Right. Like we got to go to Meri and
• 34:13
  then Janelle and then Christine and then Robyn.
• 34:14
  That's the way it goes. It feels very much like when
• 34:18
  you're in school and it's everything's going by the
• 34:22
  alphabet and you're in the same spot in line at the beginning or
• 34:26
  at the end every time, and it's just so annoying.
• 34:29
  Like he would forget one of them if you didn't do it in order.
• 34:32
  Yes, yeah, it's like a checklist.
• 34:34
  Yeah. So do you want to give us his
• 34:36
  four honey? Sure.
• 34:38
  Oh, Meri's compliment here is that she's very organized and
• 34:44
  neat in her living. In her living.
• 34:46
  In her living, I mean, that's his compliment, other than the
• 34:50
  fact that we know it would have been about her gorgeous hair.
• 34:55
  Well, of course. But yeah, she's very organized
• 34:58
  and neat in her living. Other than her hair, I love her
• 35:01
  organization, which he doesn't compliment her hair.
• 35:03
  He doesn't compliment her on actually anything about her.
• 35:06
  No personality, which was the question, but we'll get back to
• 35:10
  that. Janelle.
• 35:13
  She's sweet and easy about things.
• 35:16
  What? OK, well, this is true.
• 35:21
  She is very easy going. Yeah.
• 35:24
  With him, yeah. Let's him get away with a lot.
• 35:26
  I would hope that my spouse of 20 years would have something to
• 35:29
  say beyond sweet and easy. Yeah, the way he worded that
• 35:33
  sweet, she's sweet and easy. I'm like, Oh well.
• 35:36
  Maybe he also means she's easy, like he gets to put it in her
• 35:39
  whenever he feels like so. That's like instantly where my
• 35:42
  mind went with that and I was like, I know that's not what he
• 35:44
  means, but I was. Like I can't wait for Kody to
• 35:46
  come home once every four days, impound me, and then leave so I
• 35:51
  can recuperate and not have to deal with him.
• 35:55
  Christine's compliment is that she is easy to enjoy things
• 36:01
  with. It's easy to enjoy things with
• 36:04
  her. What?
• 36:07
  Again? What?
• 36:09
  And then Robyn. Oh, Robyn's compliment, her
• 36:13
  kindness and ability to forgive. You might as well have pointed
• 36:19
  to the last three and said same, same same.
• 36:23
  I like your kindness, your sweetness and your lightness and
• 36:26
  your easiness and your whatever. Like OK.
• 36:29
  These are such basic basic compliments.
• 36:33
  Now, ability to forgive makes me think that Robyn is so
• 36:36
  manipulative and twisted that she has made him think that he
• 36:40
  needs a lot of forgiveness from her, or that she's forgiving the
• 36:45
  wives for things and pointing it out to him.
• 36:48
  Like there's some reason that he really thinks she is so great
• 36:52
  with forgiveness. That's like for what?
• 36:55
  That's true. I mean for her.
• 36:56
  Ex-husband, I mean did she forgive him when she stole the
• 36:58
  children and took away custody and like made him sound like a
• 37:01
  criminal to the rest of the world?
• 37:03
  I don't think that was very forgive, forgive.
• 37:06
  Forgiveable. Forgivable.
• 37:09
  Forgivable vibes. Yeah, there is definitely
• 37:11
  something to be read between the lines on that one.
• 37:17
  And of course, got to love it. Meri comes in at the end.
• 37:20
  Well, those three had personality traits.
• 37:22
  Mine was just about keeping the house clean.
• 37:25
  Yeah, she called that out. She was like mine wasn't about a
• 37:28
  personality trait. And then they show footage of
• 37:30
  Meri packing and it's so great for the move because she's just
• 37:34
  throwing totes on the truck and being Meri, she can move.
• 37:39
  The other wives that did pipe up during that and they were like,
• 37:42
  yeah, yeah, we wouldn't have been able to get here.
• 37:44
  We wouldn't have been able to do the move if it wasn't for Meri.
• 37:47
  Everyone's always got to jump in and offer the reassurance
• 37:51
  they're all. Trying to sell it.
• 37:52
  They're trying to like, sell us. That like, oh, of course it's
• 37:56
  Meri, Meri. We couldn't do anything without
• 37:58
  Meri. Like, yes, Meri, what we love
• 38:01
  about you is that you're organized and neat in your
• 38:04
  living. They're being kiss asses.
• 38:06
  They're all joined in on that one.
• 38:08
  Probably because they realize like how shitty these
• 38:11
  compliments are. I.
• 38:12
  Feel like they're trying to, like, spare her feelings, you
• 38:15
  know, like, make it like, no, no, no.
• 38:17
  Mayor. Like Mayor.
• 38:18
  We love you, Mayor. These compliments are basic,
• 38:23
  basic. It's like what you would do
• 38:25
  during a work thing like a work ice breaker.
• 38:28
  What do you like about your Co worker?
• 38:30
  Oh she's very sweet. She comes across so nice.
• 38:32
  And fuck Ice Breakers. Fuck Ice Breakers.
• 38:35
  Yeah, here's an ice breaker for your spouse like Jesus Christ.
• 38:40
  Question #7 comes to us from Shannon and I don't know, no
• 38:45
  offense to the Shannons out there, love you, love you, love
• 38:48
  you, but I'd love to say like Shannon.
• 38:51
  No, Shannon. Oh, Shannon coming in with her
• 38:54
  questions, it's like, what does that have to do with anything?
• 38:56
  I have no idea. Do any of the wives ever wonder
• 39:01
  what it would be like to be the only wife and if Kody be with
• 39:05
  that family unit all of the time?
• 39:08
  Thanks for that beautiful question, Shannon.
• 39:10
  Shannon. Shannon.
• 39:12
  Coming in with the feel goods, Shannon.
• 39:14
  Oh gosh. Oh, Kody says on the bad days,
• 39:18
  we all think of that. On those bad days now, yeah.
• 39:22
  I mean, don't we all make hypotheticals?
• 39:25
  And I don't want to say it's healthy to live in delulu land
• 39:29
  of like, you know, why am I in this situation?
• 39:31
  And like maybe making yourself a victim or making things worse
• 39:34
  for yourself in your head. Like, I'm not saying that that's
• 39:37
  good, but if anyone was to say but no, they never would think
• 39:43
  of that, I would call them a liar and a fraud.
• 39:45
  And what does Meri do? Are you calling Meri a liar and
• 39:48
  a fraud? Yes, I am.
• 39:50
  Slow your roll, Christopher, because she denies this
• 39:55
  vehemently. She put her hand on that Bible
• 39:57
  and she said no. Kody goes like, Oh yeah, I've
• 40:01
  asked Meri that before and she said yes.
• 40:05
  And Meri's like, no, you've never asked me that, right?
• 40:08
  She's like shaking when he she says that.
• 40:11
  She gets her Meri face on. No, Kody, you have never asked
• 40:15
  me that. I never, never wish that.
• 40:18
  I've never thought that about you and Leon.
• 40:21
  Like, OK, lady, calm down. And almost like getting
• 40:23
  defensive, like it's like. She was defensive about it.
• 40:26
  Honestly, you sound crazy. Like denying a conversation that
• 40:31
  you ever had with your husband and he's just like, oh, he's so
• 40:35
  confused. He was so confused.
• 40:36
  When even if he hadn't asked the question, OK fine, but like you,
• 40:40
  you were going to sit here and say in front of cameras, in
• 40:43
  front of crew, televised on national television.
• 40:47
  Never thought about it. Never thought it would be like
• 40:49
  to be married to Kody alone. It's like you were married to
• 40:51
  Kody alone actually 1st and you didn't ever once after Janelle
• 40:55
  joined. Thought I wonder what it be like
• 40:58
  if she wasn't here. Like it might be better if
• 41:00
  things still were the way that they were before.
• 41:03
  She's so insane. That is an insane thing.
• 41:06
  And she's calling more attention to it by her reaction because
• 41:10
  they used that in the preview clip, like twice.
• 41:14
  They used it at the very beginning, and then they used it
• 41:16
  as like the commercial break, like flash to what's happening
• 41:20
  after the commercial break thing.
• 41:22
  And it's like, you just did this to yourself.
• 41:24
  Yeah. Like you called so much
• 41:26
  attention to that. She.
• 41:27
  Totally does that all the time too with her like merriness.
• 41:30
  It's like, Oh my God, Merry, calm down.
• 41:32
  And then Christine says that she definitely has thought of it and
• 41:38
  they are for sure trying to make her look bad.
• 41:42
  She's the only one that pipes up and is honest and says that she
• 41:47
  has definitely thought of this. There have been moments where
• 41:50
  she's thought it would be easier if he was there all the time.
• 41:53
  Yeah. But now she looks back at all of
• 41:56
  her blessings that she has and the children that she has.
• 42:00
  The. Blessings she would never want
• 42:03
  to get rid of. She would never want it any
• 42:05
  different. Christine Alda.
• 42:08
  But she brings up the word abandoned again.
• 42:11
  She says that she feels abandoned at times, but then she
• 42:16
  looks at all of the blessings in her life and it's like, yeah,
• 42:21
  OK. I like the fact that she's the
• 42:24
  only one that's honest here, the only one that actually pipes up
• 42:27
  and says anything. But again, they sat her next to
• 42:31
  Kody for this, right? And they knew that she would
• 42:35
  probably have controversial answers compared to the other
• 42:38
  wives to some of these questions.
• 42:39
  And this is for sure a question that was picked because they
• 42:43
  knew that it would stir the pot. And of course Christine was
• 42:47
  going to say that she's thought this and this question was to
• 42:51
  paint her bed. And she's sitting right next to
• 42:53
  Kody. Juxtaposed on the other side is
• 42:55
  Meri. Yeah, we just discussed how
• 42:57
  Meri's feeding her this garbage about how she needs to make
• 43:00
  everything better. True.
• 43:01
  They're both part of this weird conversation that happened last
• 43:06
  episode. And now you've got these two
• 43:08
  opposing points of view is sitting right next to Kody and
• 43:11
  it's like, just in your face. Yeah.
• 43:13
  Meri. Oh my God.
• 43:15
  No, I've never thought of it. How dare you take a break?
• 43:20
  Eat a cookie. Fire is like coming out of her
• 43:22
  eyeballs is just saying it. Sometimes I don't she her vibe
• 43:26
  is so defensive and it's like why you being so defensive like.
• 43:30
  No. It's a lot.
• 43:32
  Now I'm just picturing your ass, the Elmo with his arms in the
• 43:36
  air shaking with the dumpster fire by to now I just like
• 43:40
  picture that as like her and that's her life and she's like
• 43:43
  denying it. So she's like, she's shaking.
• 43:46
  She goes to a restaurant and they're like, oh, water, would
• 43:49
  you like flat or bubbly or whatever they say, you know,
• 43:51
  like, do you want sparkling water or flat?
• 43:53
  And she's like, I only drink flat.
• 43:57
  It's like no one is accusing you of any crimes here.
• 44:01
  Just. I only drink water with hot
• 44:03
  sauce in it. Hot.
• 44:05
  Sauce. Oh my God.
• 44:08
  She's so, so fucking crazy. She's.
• 44:09
  So crazy. Like she just.
• 44:12
  Does some of this weird shit for attention and you're like, yeah,
• 44:15
  no one in their right mind would say that I would like salt water
• 44:18
  for my beverage. Please, everyone knows I want
• 44:21
  salt in my water. She's like the type.
• 44:24
  Of person that would do something like that.
• 44:26
  Everyone always tells me that I'm acting so crazy, and it's
• 44:30
  like, yeah, you kind of always are.
• 44:33
  Whatever. Whatever, Mayor Jesus.
• 44:37
  Question #8 is from Danielle. Danielle, I was wondering if you
• 44:43
  all believed in using protection?
• 44:47
  Some religions believe sex is solely for procreating.
• 44:52
  Seeing how your family keeps growing and growing, I just
• 44:57
  assume you thought the same, OK? So I'm going to do my best to
• 45:04
  know. I don't think I'm going to
• 45:11
  answer that question. Oh.
• 45:15
  Yeah, I don't think I'm going to answer that one.
• 45:19
  Kody's like, stuttering. Meri says this is the subject
• 45:25
  kept between each relationship, not even discussed amongst the
• 45:29
  family. Yeah, they don't talk about it
• 45:32
  together. But OK as a cult.
• 45:35
  OK as a cult. The cult they came from, which
• 45:38
  they have quickly abandoned as. Yeah, yeah.
• 45:41
  But they're the cult they were a part of for so long.
• 45:44
  It is set up that like, you know the man, like the more children
• 45:47
  you have, the better you are going to have be in heaven.
• 45:50
  The more wives you have, the better be in heaven.
• 45:52
  Sex really is for procreation. Christine is a little detailed
• 45:57
  about how her sex life with Kody started out.
• 46:00
  Dreadful dreadful, like borderline essay dreadful.
• 46:07
  So I just think that they do think that sex is about
• 46:12
  procreation dogmatically like that.
• 46:16
  That was always the way that it was.
• 46:17
  Probably if she was like kind of scared and like.
• 46:20
  Not and and was not experiencing pleasure for a long time.
• 46:24
  Yeah, that's so unfortunate. And that is one of these things
• 46:27
  that happens in super religious households, right?
• 46:33
  Like your parents raise you that like don't have sex, you will
• 46:37
  get pregnant and die. If you're especially like not
• 46:40
  married, like you have to be married and they scare you think
• 46:45
  they make you think that something horrible is going to
• 46:47
  happen to you. You don't have sex education, so
• 46:49
  you don't really know what to expect.
• 46:52
  So imagine getting married and that's your first sexual
• 46:56
  experience and you're like, wait, it goes where?
• 46:59
  And it's going to hurt and he doesn't care.
• 47:03
  Yeah, that's so. Awful.
• 47:05
  Not good. Now, I'm not trying to make too
• 47:08
  big of a leap with this example. I I'm just using it as a
• 47:11
  demonstration that I do think that, yes, for them, sex is
• 47:16
  primarily about procreation and a man's pleasure.
• 47:21
  And then in their family, I think it's probably a little bit
• 47:24
  more liberal. Like they, you know, they, they,
• 47:27
  they moved left. And now that he's with Robyn,
• 47:30
  they can have all the terrible, ugly sex that they want, I'm
• 47:33
  sure. And that's lovely without
• 47:35
  procreation is the main thing. But I mean, with Christine, I
• 47:38
  mean, I'm pretty sure it was like, obligatory slash, we're
• 47:43
  having children. Definitely with her and I would
• 47:47
  assume with Janelle as well. I yeah, I don't know about that.
• 47:51
  I would love to ask Janelle. I would love to ask Janelle
• 47:54
  about their sex life, right? Because some for some reason, I
• 47:58
  think Janelle and Kody had a lot of sex.
• 48:01
  I feel like they the reason he still to this day says things
• 48:05
  like, well, I don't know, I, you know, I love Janelle.
• 48:07
  I still love Janelle. I don't like he was into her and
• 48:10
  I don't, I think it had to do with that they were actually
• 48:15
  friends. But then also I think he liked
• 48:18
  giving it to her from the back. Do you think that she's felt
• 48:22
  that she had to try really hard with him?
• 48:25
  And so she was like that girl that gave really, really good
• 48:28
  head because she felt like she needed to, I don't know, like.
• 48:33
  Maybe she's just cock hungry, you know?
• 48:35
  Maybe she could be. She just might be a big old cock
• 48:37
  slut, but I don't I. I suspect that Janelle and Kody
• 48:44
  had an OK sex life. Like a good yeah or he.
• 48:49
  Wouldn't still be being kind to her to this day, probably.
• 48:52
  Like, he might want to come over and be like, remember how I used
• 48:55
  to like, you know, do that thing that I like.
• 48:58
  But I'm pretty sure Christine would not share that experience.
• 49:02
  And I'm pretty sure Meri only had that for a little while and
• 49:05
  then that pretty much drifted away.
• 49:07
  Yeah, Meri probably had it, but also questionable if she would
• 49:14
  be able to relax enough to be like into anything or like ever
• 49:20
  have, you know, great orgasm, mind blowing sex so.
• 49:25
  I Yeah. Yeah.
• 49:27
  I'm imagining that they were young and it was weird, but
• 49:30
  maybe not terrible. I'm pretty sure for Christine it
• 49:33
  was terrible. Yeah, I mean, Kody's just like
• 49:36
  he stutters through this until Meri gives that good answer
• 49:40
  about, you know, each wife gets to make their own choice and
• 49:43
  they keep that private and we keep it separate.
• 49:45
  And I don't know if I would agree with that.
• 49:51
  I feel like you would deserve to know to an extent what your
• 49:56
  sexual partner is doing. OK, That's really, it's weird to
• 50:01
  say because obviously I am in a marriage with one man and I
• 50:09
  would be like what the fuck, you know, if I ever got an STD or
• 50:14
  something, because obviously something would have fucking
• 50:16
  happened. And so I just feel like in a
• 50:21
  situation like that, you have to be so trusting of everybody in
• 50:26
  the marriage to not be like, OK, so do we use condoms?
• 50:31
  But are you using them with other people?
• 50:33
  Like to not know that just seems naive.
• 50:37
  And I do think they are religious or they were super
• 50:41
  religious at one point. So there is that expectation of
• 50:44
  know that nobody would step outside of the marriage.
• 50:47
  Nobody ever would do anything like that.
• 50:50
  So we wouldn't even have to worry about using condoms
• 50:53
  because we're always trying to get pregnant and there's never
• 50:57
  going to be an STD because nobody's ever going to cheat.
• 51:00
  So I think that they probably originally thought that and then
• 51:07
  maybe at some point here they start to worry about it.
• 51:11
  Yeah, I'm not sure that they ever really worry about it, but
• 51:16
  I don't like to make fun of Robyn's cold sores because
• 51:20
  honestly, it's like a cheap shot and like herpes and herpes
• 51:25
  adjacent whatnot is everywhere. But literally, like you shared
• 51:32
  it with the whole fam. Like it's just going around and
• 51:34
  around and around and around and you know that if it's oral
• 51:38
  herpes, then that just that could come from just kissing.
• 51:40
  So at the end of the day, like, I don't really know.
• 51:45
  The STD thing is interesting because they are such prudes
• 51:47
  that I doubt they're like, you know, giving each other
• 51:49
  chlamydia and whatever. But like, I don't know.
• 51:53
  I don't really know. Yeah, but even like, you're
• 51:55
  right, even a cold sore. Let's say somebody has an open
• 51:59
  cold sore and they kiss somebody and let's say Kody ends up
• 52:04
  getting the Herbie's simplex one or whatever it is that and then
• 52:11
  you know, he ends up having one. Then do you as a wife say like,
• 52:16
  I'm not going to kiss you when you have cold sores anymore that
• 52:20
  you got from your other wife? Like it's, it's a touchy like
• 52:23
  it's a weird thing because like, yes, on one hand, here it's only
• 52:27
  a it's only cold sore. Like a lot of people have them.
• 52:30
  Most people have the virus in their bodies, whether it's
• 52:32
  dormant or whatever. But you also have children,
• 52:36
  right? And as a mom, I've seen these
• 52:39
  really horrible posts where it's like, don't kiss my baby.
• 52:43
  Like This is why you don't kiss people's babies because you'll
• 52:48
  see like a little baby with a severe horrible herpes outbreak
• 52:53
  on their face. And it's like, OK, so like,
• 52:57
  Grandma came over and, like, kissed her grandbaby and had a
• 53:01
  cold sore, and now your poor little baby has.
• 53:05
  Yeah, that. So I do.
• 53:07
  I don't know, like, yes, it's a silly, like conversation to even
• 53:11
  be like, whatever. But it does actually matter.
• 53:14
  It does matter. It does matter, and I think that
• 53:18
  the protection bit ultimately does, though, go to the whole
• 53:21
  procreation thing. Like the question is a good
• 53:23
  question, they're just not going to answer it truthfully, Kody
• 53:27
  says. My wives get to choose how many
• 53:30
  children they want to have. No, he goes, my wives, yeah, get
• 53:34
  to choose how many kids they want.
• 53:36
  Well, other than Meri. Sorry, Meri.
• 53:39
  And yeah, Meri is like, except to me.
• 53:41
  And they all laugh. Everybody laughs.
• 53:45
  And Meri laughs like a crazy person, like.
• 53:49
  It's so uncomfortable because they've painted Meri in this
• 53:52
  light where it's a touchy subject for her and it's hard to
• 53:55
  talk about, but then they're all laughing out loud about it.
• 54:00
  And then the most horrendous moment of this entire.
• 54:05
  Queen Square jaw, Queen Square Jaw's got to talk.
• 54:07
  And the way she says this too, whatever, I've given her a
• 54:12
  choice. She can still choose.
• 54:14
  She can still choose. Like she can still choose.
• 54:19
  Oh, that was so uncomfortable. So awkward.
• 54:24
  Oh, she, like, jots her chin out as she's saying it.
• 54:28
  She just thought she had the best.
• 54:30
  Everyone's laughing right now, so I have the best comment to
• 54:33
  make. Yeah.
• 54:35
  And it was not. Shut up.
• 54:36
  Wrong moment. This isn't like an opportunity
• 54:39
  for you to like, yeah, oh, God, she said.
• 54:43
  It was so cringy. Yeah.
• 54:46
  She's offering Meri the gift of choice to have another child,
• 54:50
  Robyn the Saint. It was very pick me girl moment,
• 54:54
  like, yeah, but I did this wonderful, lovely thing and she
• 54:58
  still has a choice. You guys don't act like she
• 55:00
  doesn't. And so then luckily, Kody jumps
• 55:03
  right in with, well, we're delving too deep into our
• 55:05
  personal lives, so we need to move on.
• 55:07
  Yeah, we're delving too deep. In a reality show about your
• 55:09
  family. But I mean, granted, they are
• 55:12
  talking about condoms and protection, and I was going to
• 55:15
  say herpes, but they were not talking about herpes.
• 55:18
  They were talking about we were talking about Meri's
• 55:20
  hypothetical child carried by Robyn.
• 55:24
  My God. Question 9.
• 55:27
  Veronica. Veronica.
• 55:30
  How do the wives keep their emotions in check?
• 55:33
  I would be crazy jealous if someone even thought about
• 55:38
  sleeping with my husband. Kody hands the tablet to Meri.
• 55:44
  He literally just is like oh here.
• 55:46
  Here you go, Mayor. And then they immediately start
• 55:50
  rolling the footage of Meri's anniversary dinner from Season
• 55:53
  1, where they went to Lacay, this beautiful French
• 55:57
  restaurant, which appears later. One of the children gets married
• 56:00
  there and they're sitting at the table and this is where they're
• 56:03
  having a very comfortable and normal conversation, where Meri
• 56:11
  poses the question that I love, where she asks him about how if
• 56:16
  she had another husband like or another man in her life.
• 56:20
  Yeah, if she was with another guy, what would Kody think?
• 56:23
  What would he think of that? The vulgarity of the idea,
• 56:30
  vulgarity, vulgarity of you with another husband or lover sickens
• 56:36
  me. Sickens me this language is so
• 56:42
  extreme. Well, dramatic.
• 56:44
  Let's say dramatic. It's.
• 56:45
  A very dramatic. It's like you're on a date for
• 56:49
  your wife's anniversary where she's questioning things because
• 56:52
  you're bringing in a fourth wife and she brings up this
• 56:56
  hypothetical and this is just how delulu these people are like
• 57:00
  that at a fundamental level, she is just posing a question that
• 57:04
  would be very rational, very reasonable.
• 57:07
  Now, granted, it does go against their faith they're calling.
• 57:11
  But my God, the vulgarity of it, of the idea with you, with
• 57:16
  another husband, with another lover sickens me.
• 57:20
  Like, OK, so imagine what she must feel like.
• 57:22
  Imagine what all your wives must feel like like.
• 57:24
  Yeah, so women are just supposed to be, like, naturally less
• 57:29
  jealous than men. So it's OK for women to have
• 57:32
  these feelings cuz they'll get over it, but men never will.
• 57:36
  God, like, yeah, giving him a lot of passes here.
• 57:40
  They go back to the Q&A to the couch, and Kody pretends that he
• 57:45
  has to pee. Yeah, like, he's like pretending
• 57:48
  like he wants to leave the couch and that he has to pee to get
• 57:51
  up. And then Meri poses the question
• 57:53
  to all of the wives again. This is where we get our nice
• 57:58
  Christine honest answer again. Never before had she ever been
• 58:04
  jealous until Robyn. Maybe only minorly jealous
• 58:09
  before Robyn, but never, of course, it's like to the point
• 58:15
  here where she has to bring up the fact that she had been the
• 58:18
  third marriage. And so, you know, she was the
• 58:22
  third wife for so long and there had been no other wife for so
• 58:25
  long. So I'm like, of course you were
• 58:28
  jealous when Robyn joined. You'd literally never seen him
• 58:31
  like on a first date before. Like you joined and these other
• 58:36
  women were already here. So this is your first time
• 58:40
  experiencing this new honeymoon thing that he's got going on
• 58:45
  with another woman and he doesn't have that?
• 58:48
  Like, you're not the last one that had that with him anymore.
• 58:50
  So to me, it makes perfect sense that she would be extremely
• 58:53
  jealous of Robyn. She's literally never dealt with
• 58:56
  it before. The other women have dealt with
• 58:58
  it. Meri two times, yeah, and one
• 59:03
  for Janelle. I as a person would be very
• 59:06
  jealous. Like This is why I have been in
• 59:10
  monogamous situations only because if I was with someone
• 59:13
  and they were like, oh, I'm just going to do whatever in front of
• 59:17
  you and be like whatever, and I'm courting this person and I'm
• 59:20
  really interested in them. I think I'm in love with them.
• 59:22
  I would be like, you're in love with someone else.
• 59:25
  I wouldn't be able to do that now.
• 59:27
  We're not talking about like a one night stand.
• 59:28
  Bring him home from the bar. Like ha ha, ha.
• 59:30
  Like look at you. You can join us.
• 59:32
  You can watch. You can whatever.
• 59:33
  I'm talking about like I'm falling for this person, like
• 59:35
  you're falling for a fourth person.
• 59:39
  It's a lot. Oh.
• 59:41
  My God, I wouldn't be able to deal.
• 59:42
  I would not be able to deal. No way.
• 59:44
  To me, I feel like a little bit of jealousy is healthy in a
• 59:49
  relationship, but this situation, it's like, how do you
• 59:52
  even gauge that? Because it's so different than a
• 59:55
  monogamous relationship, right? Like, I don't know the last time
• 1:00:01
  that I got super jealous of like my husband and I've been
• 1:00:04
  together over 10 years now and there's been times where I've
• 1:00:08
  gotten pretty jealous, you know, just being at a bar, seeing like
• 1:00:13
  an interaction he's having, but. Never to the point where I was
• 1:00:17
  like jealous thinking something was going to happen and I needed
• 1:00:20
  to be worried about it. Whereas this is like a totally
• 1:00:23
  different feeling because you know that something could
• 1:00:26
  actually come of this jealousy and like someone could actually
• 1:00:31
  be like coming into the relationship.
• 1:00:33
  There's more of like a threat there.
• 1:00:36
  So it's almost like fight or flight probably takes in.
• 1:00:40
  And like we've spoken about before, she had, she was
• 1:00:45
  pregnant at the time and had a baby during all of this.
• 1:00:49
  So she's got extra hormones, extra feelings already.
• 1:00:53
  Yeah, just a recipe for disaster.
• 1:00:57
  Kody says I can point out a jealousy or oh, wait, I'd better
• 1:01:02
  ask for permission. Yeah, He backtracked Christine
• 1:01:04
  because it was like, yeah, yeah, you know, OK, we'll see how this
• 1:01:09
  goes. So he leans over and whispers a
• 1:01:11
  question to Christine in her ear.
• 1:01:13
  Oh. My gosh.
• 1:01:17
  And she goes, oh, that wasn't a jealousy.
• 1:01:20
  That was you being an idiot. Are you kidding me?
• 1:01:23
  But you was so being an idiot. Oh my God, that's amazing.
• 1:01:27
  Christine's story with the situation is we go out for my
• 1:01:30
  birthday date on my birthday and I'm like, we got it.
• 1:01:33
  Your birthday date on your birthday like such a.
• 1:01:35
  Your time with him. Natural Storyteller.
• 1:01:39
  We're at the store and Kody picks out his CD and I think,
• 1:01:42
  oh, isn't that sweet? He remembered.
• 1:01:46
  But then they get in the car and Christine asks him to play the
• 1:01:49
  CD and he says oh it's for Meri. And then she yells idiot at the
• 1:01:55
  end of her story. And Christine looks shocked and
• 1:01:59
  everyone's laughing. Yeah.
• 1:02:01
  So I think that they went, it sounds like they went to a music
• 1:02:04
  store, like they went to an actual like Sam Goody or
• 1:02:07
  something. Like, do you remember an actual
• 1:02:09
  music store where you listened to the headphones?
• 1:02:12
  You could listen to like one or two tracks from the CD before
• 1:02:15
  you bought it. So I imagine they're having this
• 1:02:17
  like, cute date and like listening to music together and
• 1:02:20
  he picks out this CD and maybe they'd had a moment or a dance
• 1:02:25
  somewhere. Had a moment at least, yeah.
• 1:02:29
  And I'm thinking, what if she thinks that she has this, like,
• 1:02:33
  a special song with him, and she's realizing for the first
• 1:02:36
  time that, like, he might have this song with all of us?
• 1:02:43
  Like, this might not be special to me.
• 1:02:45
  Yeah, this might be and this, that's not jealousy in the sense
• 1:02:50
  that like you're jealous that he bought her the CD, but you're
• 1:02:55
  still jealous that he's having these moments and that he has
• 1:02:59
  this memory and thought of her when it comes to that song or
• 1:03:03
  CD. So.
• 1:03:05
  Yeah, yeah, well, it's just classic Kody to be on a date
• 1:03:09
  with your wife on her birthday and you're buying a CD for
• 1:03:13
  another wife. Like dumb.
• 1:03:15
  Just don't be such an idiot. Like this is not, I don't know.
• 1:03:19
  It wouldn't it just be like kind of like polygamy 101.
• 1:03:21
  Don't buy a gift for wife #1 when you're on wife #3's
• 1:03:25
  birthday date with her. It's just weird.
• 1:03:27
  It's really stupid, like it's a rookie dumb mistake.
• 1:03:31
  And just besides the fact that it's a bad thing to do, like he
• 1:03:35
  could have, they could have been at a trinket store and he could
• 1:03:38
  have bought, you know, gummy bears or something for her, for
• 1:03:42
  Meri. And it still would be like, why
• 1:03:44
  would you buy her something on my birthday date?
• 1:03:47
  But it's worse that it's something where she thought, oh,
• 1:03:50
  this is so sweet. He remembered this thing and
• 1:03:54
  then you're completely wrong and so off the mark.
• 1:03:58
  There's something very hurtful about that.
• 1:04:00
  And then they were all laughing about it.
• 1:04:02
  And granted, like, who knows how long ago this happened.
• 1:04:04
  Like it's probably funny to them now, but that would be.
• 1:04:08
  Pretty hurtful. I would be down voting that for
• 1:04:12
  sure. Let me call you sweetheart.
• 1:04:16
  I'm in love with me. OK?
• 1:04:23
  Question 10 comes to us from Jackie.
• 1:04:26
  Ristine reads this and she makes it very clear that this question
• 1:04:30
  is from Jackie, not from her. It is from.
• 1:04:32
  Jackie, Jackie. Jackie.
• 1:04:37
  Will there be another wife down the road?
• 1:04:40
  How do you share enough time with the ones you have now?
• 1:04:43
  I didn't like how this person worded this, she said.
• 1:04:47
  Will there be another wife down the road of life?
• 1:04:51
  Oh God, I. Know she said that that's how
• 1:04:54
  the questions. Were there.
• 1:04:56
  And I was like Jackie. Jackie.
• 1:04:59
  No. Jackie, Terrible.
• 1:05:04
  God, Kody says. This question gets asked to him
• 1:05:06
  a lot. The answer is no.
• 1:05:10
  Every single week a wife says to me, I miss you and I'm lonely.
• 1:05:15
  Oh, but no one's ever going to be lonely in their family
• 1:05:18
  member. No one's ever going to be
• 1:05:19
  lonely. Just earlier in the Q&A.
• 1:05:22
  Nope, Nope, Nope. No one's ever lonely in my
• 1:05:25
  family. Not in our polygamous brood.
• 1:05:27
  Then they do the flashbacks and they show Meri in bed with her
• 1:05:33
  knee injury and it's like all the way up by her ear on all
• 1:05:37
  those pillows. Yes.
• 1:05:40
  And Kody's kissing her, saying goodbye.
• 1:05:44
  Goodbye and Meri was just the first of a collage of him
• 1:05:47
  kissing each wife goodbye, which was so touching and so moving.
• 1:05:51
  Meri was definitely the most touching because she looked like
• 1:05:54
  a freak. Oh God. 3rd knee injury.
• 1:05:58
  Her knee injury. Of course they had to get that
• 1:06:01
  in there and throw the kiss goodbye with the injury.
• 1:06:05
  And then they show the like shot from beyond the foot, looking up
• 1:06:09
  at her face and it's like, Oh my God, they just, they didn't give
• 1:06:12
  her any. Favors to her.
• 1:06:14
  They didn't give her any favors with that.
• 1:06:17
  Kody's life has spread so thin it's almost a complete no when
• 1:06:21
  it comes to another wife. Not necessarily 100% no, but
• 1:06:25
  it's almost a complete no because he's open for
• 1:06:30
  inspiration. I mean, Robyn would have never
• 1:06:32
  been in their family had he not been open to another wife.
• 1:06:35
  Yeah, that's kind of a cop out answer of, oh, if some hot young
• 1:06:40
  thing comes along that would be willing and yeah, sure, maybe.
• 1:06:45
  But inspiration would have to strike me like a lightning like
• 1:06:49
  lightning, like my eye contact with Robyn at the dance.
• 1:06:52
  Yes, that she would need to have crazier eyebrows and a squarer
• 1:06:56
  job and I would be all about her.
• 1:06:59
  I think the thing that really bothers me about his answer here
• 1:07:03
  where he says every week one of my wives says that she misses me
• 1:07:07
  and is lonely. What about your kids?
• 1:07:10
  Like, I think about the kids more in this and like the loss
• 1:07:14
  in their life of having a father figure that's around all of the
• 1:07:17
  time. Yeah.
• 1:07:19
  Like to me that's sad. And like this show, yes, it's
• 1:07:22
  called Sister Wives. It's about the wives more but
• 1:07:25
  the lack of thought for the children sometimes is just so
• 1:07:31
  disgusting to me. Like why not?
• 1:07:34
  Why wouldn't your answer there be?
• 1:07:35
  Like I don't think it would be fair to my kids because my
• 1:07:39
  wife's divided between my current wives and my kids
• 1:07:43
  already and they need their dad around and it would separate us
• 1:07:47
  more. Like calm the fuck on like.
• 1:07:52
  I don't think his kids are that top of mind for him, you know?
• 1:07:55
  They're not. And it's things like this that
• 1:07:58
  just are like spitting in the face of fatherhood to me because
• 1:08:03
  he claims that he's, you know, father of the year or like tries
• 1:08:07
  to be there for all of his kids. And it's like, no, you're not.
• 1:08:12
  And it's very apparent spitting in the face of fatherhood.
• 1:08:15
  I don't know where that. Fucking came from, I don't know.
• 1:08:17
  I mean, it's very true. It's very true.
• 1:08:19
  I mean, the kids don't come up in this special really all that
• 1:08:22
  much in this Q&A special until later.
• 1:08:26
  But it is true that bringing another wife in and having
• 1:08:30
  another family pod or whatever the hell they're calling them
• 1:08:34
  would just mean less time with his kids that he already doesn't
• 1:08:36
  spend enough time with. Like we know this.
• 1:08:38
  Yeah, these family units, it's like units, OK, Yeah, like we
• 1:08:43
  can just put them on a shelf in their little unit when I'm not
• 1:08:46
  there for my 4th every 4th day. And they do show when he's
• 1:08:52
  kissing goodbye, like Christine's little blurb.
• 1:08:55
  I think she's holding truly in it.
• 1:08:58
  And I kind of had like, a little bit of a heartbreak moment there
• 1:09:01
  because I have kids and it would be so hard if my husband even
• 1:09:07
  was, let's say, a traveling salesman for Meri Kay.
• 1:09:10
  Yeah, you know, working on that. Copper convertible.
• 1:09:13
  Pink copper convertible and he had to travel for his Meri Kay
• 1:09:16
  job. I would be sad.
• 1:09:19
  I would be lonely, OK, Like, yeah, my kids would be sad.
• 1:09:24
  I would be nuts. My kids would be nuts.
• 1:09:27
  I I don't get it. God.
• 1:09:30
  It's hard for me to think about. I'll say I got a little like, I
• 1:09:35
  don't even want to go like choked up.
• 1:09:36
  I wasn't choked up, but I got a little angry, sad when I saw her
• 1:09:41
  holding her baby truly. And he's saying goodbye to her.
• 1:09:46
  It's selfish. It's.
• 1:09:47
  Just so. Selfish.
• 1:09:48
  Yeah, Yeah. All the wives joke about how he
• 1:09:52
  better not be looking. He better not be looking.
• 1:09:55
  And Meri says it's not about the numbers.
• 1:09:57
  It's not like that. OK, Mayor, we all know.
• 1:10:02
  We all know. Did you clock that?
• 1:10:04
  Kody said. That people now on the street,
• 1:10:07
  like people that recognize them from the show, like people have
• 1:10:10
  offered to be the fifth wife. Yes.
• 1:10:13
  You. I don't know who these people
• 1:10:15
  are. Desperate, saggy singles.
• 1:10:17
  Desperate, saggy singles. I mean, who literally?
• 1:10:22
  I would say it other than like, a joke because, like, you know,
• 1:10:25
  it'd be a funny joke. I don't know if it'd be.
• 1:10:27
  It'd be a joke. Let's not say funny.
• 1:10:29
  Yeah. I mean, even if I met Kody
• 1:10:31
  Brown, I'd probably be like, so are you done with the wives?
• 1:10:33
  You ready to try a husband? Like, it would be a joke.
• 1:10:36
  It would not be a serious thing. I feel like there are people
• 1:10:43
  that watch the show that are delusional enough that would
• 1:10:48
  think that if they ran into him that they could be his fifth
• 1:10:52
  wife. Like maybe legit drop a
• 1:10:54
  proposition or a wink or a nod. Yeah, there's a lot of fucking
• 1:10:58
  weirdos in this world. Good.
• 1:10:59
  Lord, also the TV aspect of it, like we have this inkling
• 1:11:04
  perhaps that Robyn jumped on the bandwagon here because of the TV
• 1:11:08
  show, right? And there are a lot of people
• 1:11:12
  that would see that as an opportunity that.
• 1:11:15
  Would love to be on a terrible TLC show.
• 1:11:18
  Yeah, so that we could talk about them on this podcast.
• 1:11:20
  Great. Now Robyn reads question #11
• 1:11:23
  from Tracy. Reed is putting it loosely.
• 1:11:27
  Oh. Robyn stumbles through.
• 1:11:28
  Robyn sounds her way through a question from Tracy.
• 1:11:32
  She. Liked the the pony?
• 1:11:35
  Oh. Gosh, she.
• 1:11:36
  Licked the pony like the pony. Like the pony?
• 1:11:41
  Can you read it as Robyn? I don't know, can you?
• 1:11:44
  Oh God, let's see if anything happened to Kody.
• 1:11:50
  Would the Sister Wives stay together?
• 1:11:52
  Oh God. Tracy says if anything ever
• 1:11:58
  happened to Kody, would the sister wives stay together and
• 1:12:02
  share their lives and camaraderie?
• 1:12:09
  There's awful lives and camaraderie.
• 1:12:12
  Camaraderie, camaraderie. And I literally wrote down.
• 1:12:19
  I'm surprised Robyn can even read this.
• 1:12:21
  It was a struggle. It was, it was tough.
• 1:12:24
  It was tough. But it was her contacts and the
• 1:12:26
  fact that she was reading from a tablet.
• 1:12:28
  It wasn't that she's illiterate at all, Christopher.
• 1:12:31
  See, you're always giving Robyn the benefit of the doubt.
• 1:12:34
  I'm just so much on her side so. OK, Yeah.
• 1:12:40
  Christine says that absolutely. I wanted Sisterwise to help me
• 1:12:45
  raise my kids. I wanted this lifestyle.
• 1:12:48
  Like she goes into her whole spiel about how much she wanted
• 1:12:53
  the sister wives. Janelle says we've seen it go
• 1:12:55
  both ways with other families, which makes sense.
• 1:12:58
  You know, I'm sure sometimes sister wives stick together.
• 1:13:00
  Other times they move on with their lives, you know?
• 1:13:02
  Yeah, Kody kind of alludes to yeah, some stick together, some
• 1:13:06
  don't, blah, blah, blah. They kind of all say that if
• 1:13:11
  they did stay together, yeah, it'd be for the kids.
• 1:13:13
  Yeah, Kody. Kody.
• 1:13:16
  Oh gosh. If I die, it's a complete game
• 1:13:21
  change. Oh my God, Kody.
• 1:13:25
  I mean, oh, Kody. And Kody is getting like
• 1:13:28
  emotional ish. Oh is he ish because Robyn says
• 1:13:32
  oh I can tell this is making you sad to Kody but was he even
• 1:13:36
  getting emotional or was he pretending to be like I don't
• 1:13:39
  really want to talk about this. Maybe he yeah, but Robyn has to
• 1:13:43
  be the one to point out like, oh, this is mainly making Kody
• 1:13:45
  emotional. This is making Kody sad.
• 1:13:48
  But Christine is actually kind of red eyed and teary eyed.
• 1:13:53
  Oh OK, I miss. That.
• 1:13:57
  Well, I mean, you know, and it is a subject that the family has
• 1:14:00
  dealt with in not necessarily the husband dying, but like
• 1:14:04
  Meri's sister died. Meri's sister, yes, and her
• 1:14:07
  kids. Yeah, we're taking, I was going
• 1:14:10
  to say taking over this sister, wife took care of the kids
• 1:14:14
  afterwards. So, you know, there's some
• 1:14:16
  things with that, with their history, I mean.
• 1:14:18
  No one wants to think of their spouse dying.
• 1:14:20
  OK? Like, let's be real here.
• 1:14:22
  Like even though they have an unconventional family, they
• 1:14:25
  don't want to think about any of them dying.
• 1:14:28
  Like they obviously still are in this relationship and love him.
• 1:14:32
  So yeah, I would be. I Oh, God.
• 1:14:36
  Yeah. Like I've thought about that in
• 1:14:38
  my life. I think I've said to you, well,
• 1:14:40
  we would just you would have to step up, you know?
• 1:14:45
  Lavender Marriage. Yes, Lavender marriage, Daddy
• 1:14:48
  Christopher helping out. Oh.
• 1:14:49
  God, Oh God. Oh God.
• 1:14:51
  Thank you. Exit stage.
• 1:14:54
  Won't somebody please think of their children?
• 1:14:57
  Think of the children. Yeah, I wouldn't even want to
• 1:15:01
  think of that. Financially.
• 1:15:03
  It would be brutal. Well, you know what?
• 1:15:06
  I'd have to go back to turning tricks on the street.
• 1:15:08
  Yeah, I mean, they were working at some Bunny ranch somewhere in
• 1:15:13
  Vegas. All of these wives would have to
• 1:15:15
  to support everyone. Robyn would have to go.
• 1:15:18
  For they could all come back to us.
• 1:15:19
  Yes, they don't commute. Oh boy, rideshare ride.
• 1:15:24
  Share Yeah, well, she probably couldn't even do that.
• 1:15:27
  OK, Whose car was so banged up last episode?
• 1:15:30
  Yeah, Robyn's minivan. Yeah.
• 1:15:32
  That was either. Yeah, Robyn.
• 1:15:33
  Robyn or Christine's minivan? Boy.
• 1:15:37
  A rollover on the way to the Bunny Ranch.
• 1:15:39
  OK, All right. The next question, question 12,
• 1:15:43
  was read by Janelle. We get some Queen Janelle moment
• 1:15:46
  here. This is so good, So good from
• 1:15:49
  Sarah. This question came from Sarah.
• 1:15:50
  Honey, do you want to read Sarah's question for our
• 1:15:52
  listeners? Sarah asks How would you react
• 1:15:57
  if one of your children came out to you and what does Janelle
• 1:16:01
  say? I'm assuming this means come out
• 1:16:03
  as a homosexual. She says it very like sweet and
• 1:16:07
  demurely. I'm assuming this means come out
• 1:16:10
  as a homosexual. And you know, I've thought about
• 1:16:16
  this with how many kids we have, at least one or two will be.
• 1:16:22
  And I've, I've thought about this and I don't think it would
• 1:16:27
  disrupt my world in any way. So I quote.
• 1:16:32
  I choked while laughing. You literally did like a spit
• 1:16:37
  take. Yeah, it was not.
• 1:16:38
  It was, it was rough. I felt the pressure in my head.
• 1:16:41
  I saw Jesus for a minute and then Jesus faded away when she
• 1:16:45
  said and I'm assuming this means come out as a homosexual.
• 1:16:50
  Homosexual. I don't know what it was about
• 1:16:54
  the way she said it. I think it's.
• 1:16:56
  I think it's the word homosexual.
• 1:16:59
  Yeah, it was. She was being a little too
• 1:17:01
  technical with the terminology. And homosexual.
• 1:17:04
  Yeah. Her makeup, the closeness of her
• 1:17:08
  face, the fact that this was 12 years ago, however long.
• 1:17:12
  The softness and seriousness of her voice.
• 1:17:14
  Yeah, it was. Something was just so funny to
• 1:17:18
  me that I could barely get my composure, like I was out of it.
• 1:17:23
  I think what was so funny is that they showed it in a preview
• 1:17:26
  before this question. Before the commercial break.
• 1:17:29
  And so like they showed this in the commercial break, so you
• 1:17:33
  knew it was like coming again and it was like.
• 1:17:37
  I was not prepared. I was not prepared to hear
• 1:17:39
  Janelle talking about the homosexuals.
• 1:17:42
  Christine. Oh my God, Christine.
• 1:17:44
  Yeah, she said. I was asked by one of my girls,
• 1:17:47
  what would you think if I brought home a girlfriend?
• 1:17:50
  And Kody says they like to challenge us Like, oh, please.
• 1:17:52
  They like to challenge us, these difficult life questions.
• 1:17:57
  So such a challenge, Such a challenge, Christine says.
• 1:18:02
  You couldn't have her play in your room, like how right now
• 1:18:04
  you can't have boys play in your room.
• 1:18:06
  So it seems like it'd be kind of a tough path for you.
• 1:18:09
  And it's like, tough. Path.
• 1:18:12
  Exactly God. I just really with the tough
• 1:18:18
  path thing, it's almost making it seem like, well, this is a
• 1:18:21
  choice. Oh yeah.
• 1:18:23
  So you're walking down this path, you're taking this road.
• 1:18:26
  It's going to be a rough one. Yes, the overlay of parents and
• 1:18:32
  people being homophobic that starts somewhere and then gets
• 1:18:39
  bigger or starts big and gets smaller.
• 1:18:43
  This whole thing is kind of gross.
• 1:18:46
  It's cringy. And if it was a committed
• 1:18:49
  relationship, Christine would want them to come by so she
• 1:18:52
  could judge them just like she would judge a boy.
• 1:18:54
  Like, yeah. OK.
• 1:18:56
  So OK. Not, not hateful, not terrible.
• 1:19:00
  OK. We're, we're trying to make it
• 1:19:01
  not seem like the homosexuals are zoo animals or, you know,
• 1:19:06
  like, whatever. Like I would treat, I would
• 1:19:08
  treat my daughter who asked this question just like anybody else.
• 1:19:12
  Yeah, you'd better bring them home to meet me if it was
• 1:19:15
  committed. And if they were bad for you.
• 1:19:17
  And if I thought they were bad for you, I would put up just as
• 1:19:20
  much of a fight about it as I would if it was a boy.
• 1:19:25
  Like sure, probably be way worse.
• 1:19:28
  Oh God, and then we get precious pearls from Robyn, the dumbest
• 1:19:33
  girl on this show, and that's saying something, Robyn said.
• 1:19:37
  I would be sad if a child realized they were a homosexual
• 1:19:40
  because that's a hard life. Once again, the slide into or
• 1:19:46
  out of being homophobic in your response, in the way that you're
• 1:19:51
  doing it. Do you not realize that a
• 1:19:54
  person's life would be a hard life because of what people like
• 1:19:58
  you and others are putting upon them?
• 1:20:01
  A gay person does not have a hard life intrinsically.
• 1:20:05
  They might have a more challenging life because of the
• 1:20:08
  heteronormative bullshit surrounding them and their
• 1:20:10
  family being like, we're going to accept you even though you're
• 1:20:14
  different and you might choose that path and I'm going to treat
• 1:20:16
  you just like the others. Like even that is not really.
• 1:20:21
  It's other ring and it's not good and it's fucks with
• 1:20:23
  people's psyches. Yeah, I just, I can't be an
• 1:20:26
  apologist for people that oh, it was a different time.
• 1:20:29
  Oh, these people are doing their best.
• 1:20:31
  What the fuck? Don't talk to your children like
• 1:20:34
  their problems if they're questioning their sexual
• 1:20:36
  orientation. It's ridiculous.
• 1:20:38
  The way that she like goes about this too, she's trying to use
• 1:20:43
  big words. Like, she uses the word
• 1:20:44
  homosexual, obviously, because Janelle just used it.
• 1:20:48
  Yeah. And so she uses it and kind of
• 1:20:50
  like, stops before saying it. And then she says, too.
• 1:20:54
  Like, they would face so many prejudices.
• 1:20:57
  Yeah. Prejudices.
• 1:21:00
  And challenges. Yeah.
• 1:21:04
  It's not an easy life, says Robyn.
• 1:21:06
  Which is one of the biggest challenges is that their family
• 1:21:09
  loves them and accepts them. Yeah, what was that quote that
• 1:21:14
  she said? It's not an easy life and I
• 1:21:18
  think one of the biggest challenges is if the family
• 1:21:23
  loves them and accepts them. Yes.
• 1:21:27
  I had to make you a rewind that part and I had to listen to that
• 1:21:30
  again because you are basically coming out and completely saying
• 1:21:36
  they're like, well this is going to be hard for them because not
• 1:21:40
  sure if we would love and accept them.
• 1:21:42
  Right, which I don't even think is her POVI think it's like
• 1:21:47
  this. We do later find out that Robyn
• 1:21:51
  has many gay friends, is actually very supportive of her
• 1:21:55
  queer children by her biological children or by her sister wives
• 1:22:00
  in in in her ways. So I, I think this is an odd
• 1:22:05
  answer from her because it does kind of come across like she's
• 1:22:09
  being like, well, would we choose to accept you or not?
• 1:22:12
  I still just as a queer person, am so fucking annoyed with the
• 1:22:15
  notion of like, well, if we, we're going to tee it up like
• 1:22:18
  this, like, are they going to be accepted or not?
• 1:22:20
  And it's like you're the one that would accept them or not.
• 1:22:23
  Like it's not their problem, It's not their thing, it's your
• 1:22:26
  thing. Yeah, you're literally saying
• 1:22:28
  that, and you'd be scaring your kids into hiding it from you.
• 1:22:33
  Like you wouldn't be a safe space for your kids.
• 1:22:37
  Most gay people that I know they didn't, they're not feeling safe
• 1:22:40
  with their own sexual orientation or their ability to
• 1:22:43
  share anything about that comes from their parents and their
• 1:22:46
  family. Like and their parents can be
• 1:22:49
  pretty open minded and pretty cool, but there's these subtle
• 1:22:52
  things that just like don't happen when you're straight.
• 1:22:57
  If you're straight identifying, straight looking, straight
• 1:23:00
  acting, straight talking, whatever, people don't have
• 1:23:03
  these conversations with you. It's not like that.
• 1:23:05
  You're not other than this way, but if you're gay you still get
• 1:23:09
  all the same reprimanding and conversations that the straight
• 1:23:11
  people get. Then you also get plus some.
• 1:23:14
  Well you know, we'll see if we can accept you.
• 1:23:17
  We'll see. It's hard because sometimes
• 1:23:18
  people don't accept you. Fuck off.
• 1:23:22
  Like, yeah, just saying to your child, well, this is going to be
• 1:23:24
  a harder road for you. You're going to face harder,
• 1:23:27
  blah, blah, blah. It's like.
• 1:23:29
  Why is that? It's not because they're making
• 1:23:32
  the choices. It's because other people are
• 1:23:33
  making choices and probably going to be mean to them.
• 1:23:36
  So whatever. Yeah, I can't talk about this
• 1:23:39
  anymore. Kody wraps up the question
• 1:23:43
  though with we've determined that we will accept our children
• 1:23:45
  no matter what the relationship or lifestyle is totally.
• 1:23:50
  Contradicting what Robyn just said there, even.
• 1:23:53
  I don't know. Yeah, her stance could be
• 1:23:55
  totally different now. It could have been totally
• 1:23:57
  different at the time, but what she said was fucking dumb.
• 1:24:00
  And it made it seem like they wouldn't accept them.
• 1:24:02
  And then literally in the next breath, Kody's like, no, we
• 1:24:05
  would. Yeah, and we're going.
• 1:24:08
  To call our children that might be queer that they have a
• 1:24:10
  lifestyle, which is funny because straight people have
• 1:24:12
  lives and queer people have lifestyles.
• 1:24:15
  Again, it's saying that it's a choice, it's a lifestyle that's
• 1:24:18
  like a choice. It's a lot heavier of other ring
• 1:24:22
  and separation than parents recognize when they talk to
• 1:24:24
  their children. Like, Oh well, we would accept
• 1:24:27
  you if you had that lifestyle. Excuse me?
• 1:24:30
  It's not like I'm going to go be a nudist down in Florida.
• 1:24:33
  Mom this. Is going to be a nudist like I
• 1:24:36
  mean, that's actually. Lifestyle, yes.
• 1:24:39
  My God, it's just. It's the alluding to the fact
• 1:24:43
  that it's a choice. By saying they go down this
• 1:24:45
  path, they take this journey, this lifestyle, like those three
• 1:24:49
  sayings, people say them as very frequently.
• 1:24:53
  And I think a lot of parents say that to like their queer
• 1:24:56
  children very frequently. And it's alluding to the fact
• 1:24:59
  that it's a choice. Whether or not you believe it,
• 1:25:02
  it's just the honesty of the situation.
• 1:25:05
  Like those words that you're saying allude to the fact that
• 1:25:08
  you think it's a choice, but. Whatever.
• 1:25:09
  And then also like a power thing, like we have the choice
• 1:25:11
  to approve of you or not. Yeah.
• 1:25:13
  And we are generously giving our own child approval.
• 1:25:18
  Our own child acceptance. It's so gross and I know there's
• 1:25:23
  subtlety in nuance and whatever, but it's when you're a faggot
• 1:25:26
  over 40 it's like fuck you. Like I need to bequeath you my
• 1:25:29
  acceptance as your parent. No, you should be accepting and
• 1:25:33
  loving. Your child, no matter what.
• 1:25:34
  Yeah, unconditional love for your child.
• 1:25:36
  Like, fuck off, right? But that's not what this episode
• 1:25:39
  is about, luckily. Janelle.
• 1:25:41
  What did Janelle say at the beginning of it?
• 1:25:44
  And I'm assuming this means come out as a homosexual.
• 1:25:48
  A. Homosexual Queen Janelle.
• 1:25:50
  So good. Now we have a commercial break
• 1:25:53
  and then we come back to a question from Rose for Robyn.
• 1:25:57
  Specifically for Robyn now. Rose ponders, because of your
• 1:26:02
  previous marriage ending in a divorce, how do you feel about
• 1:26:06
  divorce in general? God, now we have to hear more
• 1:26:11
  from Robyn. So deep.
• 1:26:13
  This just cuts her so deep it. Cuts her, cuts her jock.
• 1:26:21
  Black heart of hearts. Yeah, but Robyn says that
• 1:26:24
  Despite that, I think the five of us should be together and we
• 1:26:28
  should be a family. I did everything I could to keep
• 1:26:32
  my marriage together. I tried really hard to stay in
• 1:26:35
  it. She's like putting her chin up
• 1:26:38
  in the air and her nose up in the air and blinking her eyes
• 1:26:42
  that don't have tears in them, trying to pretend like she's
• 1:26:46
  trying to keep tears from falling and.
• 1:26:50
  She's she's trying to get emotional, but the tears ain't
• 1:26:53
  coming. The tears ain't coming.
• 1:26:55
  She's falling short. I don't think divorce is very
• 1:26:59
  easy for kids. That's like quote.
• 1:27:02
  Perhaps the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life.
• 1:27:06
  I don't actually think divorce is easy for the kids.
• 1:27:09
  Who thinks divorce is easy for the kids?
• 1:27:13
  She's such an idiot. She's so dumb.
• 1:27:15
  And then she says I was a child. And she, she rolls her eyes up
• 1:27:20
  and she whispers, shoot, she does.
• 1:27:24
  She's like I was a child. Sabin, Robyn.
• 1:27:28
  Shoot of divorce myself. I tried really hard to put it
• 1:27:35
  off. I tried to fix my previous
• 1:27:38
  marriage. I tried really really really
• 1:27:42
  hard. Really hard.
• 1:27:45
  Hard, really, really hard. She says that she does not take
• 1:27:49
  marriage lightly and that if she had, she wouldn't have stayed in
• 1:27:52
  her previous marriage for so long.
• 1:27:55
  And this is where I had to look this up.
• 1:27:59
  And her marriage was eight years.
• 1:28:01
  Eight years, yes. Now we don't know.
• 1:28:05
  I did not see if that said including the courting before
• 1:28:10
  the eight-year marriage. Well, based on Becoming Sister
• 1:28:13
  Wives, the Tell All book #1 New York Times bestseller, she said
• 1:28:18
  that she was married for seven years and that they were
• 1:28:21
  together for what would end up being 10 total.
• 1:28:25
  Like they were together for a while, they were married, and
• 1:28:30
  for some reason it's basically just shy of a decade that she
• 1:28:32
  spent with him. Interesting.
• 1:28:35
  So I don't know where I mean, I don't think it really matters if
• 1:28:37
  it was 7 or 8 years literally, but they basically spent a
• 1:28:41
  decade together. Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:28:43
  When you think about the ages when it comes to some of this
• 1:28:45
  stuff, it's just like some of these people are like stunted at
• 1:28:50
  a certain age almost because they made a commitment too early
• 1:28:55
  in their life and they didn't even know who the fuck they were
• 1:28:57
  yet. And who were they at 21,
• 1:28:59
  particularly if they were raised in these polygamous families
• 1:29:03
  where, you know, their exposure to the outside world might not
• 1:29:06
  have been a lot. I do believe Robyn went to
• 1:29:09
  public school. She she had like a somewhat
• 1:29:11
  normal ish life. But yeah, like there's all of
• 1:29:15
  them seem to have like a place where they stopped developing.
• 1:29:18
  Right. Well, and if you're told that
• 1:29:19
  you have to get married to have sex, yeah, you're going to get
• 1:29:23
  married young because you're horny.
• 1:29:25
  Yeah. And you want to fuck?
• 1:29:28
  I'm horny. I'm horny, so you're going to
• 1:29:31
  get married young and you're going to have sex.
• 1:29:35
  Then you're going to be excited about it.
• 1:29:37
  So hopefully well, OK, that's. All I not Christine, but
• 1:29:41
  everyone else. Yeah.
• 1:29:42
  Oh, God. Well, you're going to get
• 1:29:45
  married young because you have to be married in these religions
• 1:29:49
  to have sex, supposedly. So a lot of people get married
• 1:29:52
  very young so that they can have sex doesn't mean that they even
• 1:29:55
  want to be married. They're not ready for marriage.
• 1:29:58
  They're just wanting to get so Dick.
• 1:30:01
  What? Freaky Kody wraps up this
• 1:30:04
  segment by saying My dad always told me a woman has the right to
• 1:30:08
  get divorced if she's not being treated well and is unhappy.
• 1:30:12
  I believe people should be happy.
• 1:30:15
  If it's not possible in one marriage, they should get out
• 1:30:18
  and find happiness in another. Not terrible.
• 1:30:23
  My main criticism is like, well they don't need to find
• 1:30:26
  happiness in another relationship necessarily.
• 1:30:28
  Like I love how y'all's thing is that you have to be married.
• 1:30:31
  Woman has to be married. Like, yeah, no, no, no, no, no,
• 1:30:33
  that's not true. But you know, I mean, he's
• 1:30:37
  trying to be a nice guy here, I guess.
• 1:30:40
  You know, I don't. I don't really know.
• 1:30:42
  Yeah, but my dad taught me that a woman has a right to divorce a
• 1:30:46
  man. It's similar to the whole like
• 1:30:49
  the the gay thing, like the way you're talking about it.
• 1:30:51
  Like of course a woman has a right to get divorced.
• 1:30:53
  Like it's not a gift to give a woman, oh, you have the right to
• 1:30:56
  get divorced. No, she should be able to get
• 1:30:58
  fucking divorced. Yeah, it's just the language
• 1:31:02
  behind it. It's like he's trying to be
• 1:31:04
  progressive but he's making himself also look bad because of
• 1:31:10
  the wording and like it's ick factor.
• 1:31:15
  Yeah. What a blessing that Kody's so
• 1:31:17
  woke, right? Which is totally not true.
• 1:31:20
  He's like, don't tread on me like whatever.
• 1:31:22
  Yeah, we've come to the last question of this Q&A special
• 1:31:29
  from Natalie. I wish it was from Natalie
• 1:31:32
  Morales because she was the reporter that would RIP Kody a
• 1:31:35
  new one. But instead it's just from
• 1:31:37
  Natalie. No idea who Natalie is.
• 1:31:40
  And she asks, what are your future hopes for the kids and
• 1:31:43
  the adults? I don't really like this
• 1:31:46
  question, but I guess it's the one you'd wrap up with.
• 1:31:49
  It's boring. Yeah, it's boring.
• 1:31:52
  The answers are boring, but whatever.
• 1:31:54
  Janelle says she has a vision of all the kids, college educated
• 1:31:58
  and bringing their children, of course the parents,
• 1:32:00
  grandchildren home for the holidays.
• 1:32:04
  You know, got to love that. Kody has to bring up four houses
• 1:32:08
  right next to each other. Yeah, Kody says.
• 1:32:10
  The four houses right next to each other.
• 1:32:12
  As if we haven't heard that 100,000 times since the very
• 1:32:15
  first season, yeah. Janelle says.
• 1:32:18
  You know, see that fits for my Christmas vision.
• 1:32:20
  All the grandchildren coming home and all of the kids coming
• 1:32:24
  home with their college education.
• 1:32:26
  So she is all about this college education.
• 1:32:29
  I'm not mad about it. Janelle wants her kids to go to
• 1:32:31
  school. She went to school.
• 1:32:33
  A returning adult. A returning adult.
• 1:32:35
  A returning adult. Yes, I was.
• 1:32:37
  One of. Those and I was too.
• 1:32:38
  And I think that she might also in the culture that she comes
• 1:32:43
  from, see uneducated people and feel bad for them.
• 1:32:48
  And also it aligns with her ambitions towards being like a
• 1:32:53
  self-sufficient woman. Like she wants to be a success
• 1:32:55
  even if in her own mind, like she's doing something for
• 1:32:57
  herself. She wants to be educated.
• 1:32:59
  She would hope her children would be educated.
• 1:33:01
  She probably feels like they could be trapped or like,
• 1:33:05
  unhappy if they don't have like the ability to be
• 1:33:10
  self-sufficient because she's probably felt helpless or seen
• 1:33:15
  many women get, you know, stuck in a relationship and they don't
• 1:33:20
  have financial independence and they can't get out of a harmful
• 1:33:25
  situation, especially in this religion, like the monetary,
• 1:33:32
  like the abuse of power with money is very real and it can
• 1:33:37
  keep women trapped in horrendous situations.
• 1:33:41
  So I would think that based on her experience in this religion
• 1:33:46
  specifically, she would want the girls to be educated.
• 1:33:50
  Christine says that she sees Christmas lights on the houses.
• 1:33:53
  Oh, Christine and her Christmas lights and her Disney World.
• 1:33:58
  She's just that's where she sees herself in the future is
• 1:34:02
  Christmas lights. To wrap up their answers, Kody
• 1:34:06
  says We want them to be educated and to marry, right.
• 1:34:10
  The rest is up to them. And it's like this totally goes
• 1:34:13
  along with their whole thing. Like, okay, I mean, educated.
• 1:34:15
  Sure, Meri. Right.
• 1:34:17
  Like, okay, like, all right, So what is right?
• 1:34:20
  You're gonna decide what's right.
• 1:34:22
  Like, okay, whatever, blah blah blah.
• 1:34:24
  So they have to get married? Yeah, in your hopes and dreams
• 1:34:29
  for them. Yeah, and they better marry
• 1:34:31
  right, because it's the most important decision you'll make
• 1:34:33
  in your life. Now, to be fair, for some people
• 1:34:36
  it will be. Then we get the beautiful
• 1:34:38
  flashback to one of our favorite scenes ever.
• 1:34:42
  Ever. With the children running down
• 1:34:46
  the street where their potential four homes will be right next to
• 1:34:50
  each other with their white snowflake kites.
• 1:34:54
  The magic, The magic of it all, the.
• 1:34:57
  Potential magic. We haven't signed up.
• 1:34:59
  We haven't signed the dotted line.
• 1:35:01
  Yeah. But we have teased the children
• 1:35:04
  with this is where we might live.
• 1:35:06
  Yep. We've gotten their hopes and
• 1:35:07
  dreams up. And once again, not mad about
• 1:35:10
  the snowflake kites. They're kind of cute, but you
• 1:35:13
  know, whatever. Yeah, this was kind of just
• 1:35:17
  like, OK, let's end it like this.
• 1:35:18
  Yeah, this whole episode was a little.
• 1:35:23
  I'm not such a fan of these Q&A things.
• 1:35:24
  I don't really know. Yeah, they let him get off with
• 1:35:27
  like some of these questions that were super easy and just
• 1:35:30
  like hokey. And then they gave him some like
• 1:35:33
  weird curveballs. But then they didn't have to
• 1:35:36
  really give good answers to those curveballs.
• 1:35:39
  It was like there was no pressure because they were just
• 1:35:42
  passing around an iPad. So it was pretty unhuntful.
• 1:35:45
  It was like half when sitcoms used to do clip shows, right?
• 1:35:49
  So it was like they barely had to write.
• 1:35:50
  Like the script was like connecting the dots from the
• 1:35:53
  flashbacks. Like that's what this show felt
• 1:35:55
  like. It was like we're going to use
• 1:35:57
  old footage and have them answer some questions.
• 1:36:00
  And I don't know, we'll see in the future, maybe they'll be the
• 1:36:06
  most abridged episodes ever. It'll just be like they were
• 1:36:08
  asked some questions and they answered them.
• 1:36:10
  The end. Let me call you sweetheart.
• 1:36:16
  It's very, very boring and kind of just, again, why would it be
• 1:36:21
  the 4th episode in the season? That doesn't make sense, and it
• 1:36:24
  totally feeds into the whole theory.
• 1:36:26
  Why? Why God?
• 1:36:27
  Why? Why do you?
• 1:36:29
  Do this to us. Why, God?
• 1:36:31
  Why? Why do you give us this morbid
• 1:36:33
  fascination with this disgusting family?
• 1:36:36
  This. Terrible, terrible family.
• 1:36:38
  Now, now, now, now, now, now. I should say it like that.
• 1:36:42
  Robyn. Terrible, terrible Robyn.
• 1:36:45
  And the rest of these people. Now darling, who is your mustard
• 1:36:50
  seed for this episode? Who would you like to plant in
• 1:36:53
  the ground and let them grow into a tree to make the world a
• 1:36:56
  better place? I feel like Christine is going
• 1:37:01
  to get my mustard seed for this because she had some very honest
• 1:37:06
  answers and she piped up and kind of just, yeah, said the
• 1:37:13
  truth for a few things. You know she told the story
• 1:37:15
  where Kody was a shit and got ACD for another wife on her
• 1:37:20
  birthday and then you know she talked about jealousy and you
• 1:37:26
  know, wanting to potentially be the sole wife and daydreaming
• 1:37:30
  about it which the other wives blatantly lied about.
• 1:37:34
  Blatantly lied. So yeah, I think my mustard seed
• 1:37:37
  is going to Christine. Excellent choice.
• 1:37:40
  Christine definitely deserves that.
• 1:37:42
  By default I have to give my mustard seed to Janelle, who
• 1:37:47
  doesn't really deserve it, but no one else deserves it, so it's
• 1:37:52
  going to Janelle and I don't even have anything to back that
• 1:37:55
  up now. Shit stain.
• 1:37:56
  For the way she said homosexual. For the way she said.
• 1:38:00
  Homosexual. I mean, we almost were like
• 1:38:03
  cackling on the couch for a bit. So at least she gave us a good
• 1:38:05
  laugh. She did.
• 1:38:06
  That's. Why she gets that I did choke on
• 1:38:08
  my beverage. So shit stain darling, who was
• 1:38:10
  your shit stain? My shit stain is going to go to
• 1:38:14
  none other than Robyn. And it is for something that she
• 1:38:21
  said earlier on in the questions where she just felt the need to
• 1:38:26
  throw it out there again, that Meri has a choice now about
• 1:38:30
  having another baby because of her, because of her wonderful
• 1:38:35
  generosity of her womb. The generosity of her womb of.
• 1:38:41
  Course, she had to bring that up and it was at a very awkward
• 1:38:45
  moment where they were all laughing at the fact that Meri
• 1:38:48
  cannot get pregnant when she wants to, and she just had to
• 1:38:52
  toss that little comment in there.
• 1:38:56
  It was very awkward. Definitely not a Robyn fan as we
• 1:38:59
  all know I should Stain is going to Kody Brown because what is
• 1:39:05
  not to hate about Kody Brown? He is a chauvinist, he is a
• 1:39:09
  sexist, he is just not. Even though he ended the episode
• 1:39:15
  by saying we want them to be educated, he also had to say and
• 1:39:18
  Meri Wright. So like, you know, he's he's he,
• 1:39:23
  he didn't marry right. He didn't marry right with any
• 1:39:25
  of these people because he is not in love with any of them
• 1:39:28
  except for Robyn. And he is a polygamist man.
• 1:39:30
  And you are not supposed to have a soulmate in polygamy because
• 1:39:33
  obviously you're married to multiple women.
• 1:39:36
  So fuck Kody, fuck Kody Brown. He's a shit stain.
• 1:39:40
  Our keep sweet moment this week is a review left on Apple
• 1:39:43
  Podcasts from Lynn Lynn Vega. And Lynn says, really enjoyed
• 1:39:48
  the look back on Sister Wives. Please keep doing what you're
• 1:39:51
  doing. So someone wants us to keep
• 1:39:53
  doing this. Isn't that nice?
• 1:39:56
  Why no? Why?
• 1:39:59
  Why do you want us to keep doing this, Lynn?
• 1:40:01
  Why? Why?
• 1:40:03
  Oh my God. That's.
• 1:40:04
  Amazing morbid fascination. Definitely morbid fascination.
• 1:40:07
  You know the Q&A's. I can live without him.
• 1:40:10
  Yeah. I don't know what to say.
• 1:40:12
  Take this one or leave it. Take it or leave it.
• 1:40:14
  Just like Robyn's womb. Take it or leave it, Meri.
• 1:40:18
  I'm giving Meri a choice. God.