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Eurovision Superstars (with Paul F. Tompkins) · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
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  Speaker 1: This week on the show, We're bringing you Eurovision.
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  Speaker 2: Eurovision Europe's premiere singing and dancing competition where almost every
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  Speaker 2: single country from Europe submits a musical act to compete
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  Speaker 2: against every other almost single country in Europe to see
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  Speaker 2: who is crowned the most Eurovision.
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  Speaker 3: So put on your bright feathery outfit, strap into that harness,
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  Speaker 3: get lifted in the air, and make your country proud.
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  Speaker 2: Let's listen in.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it is so wonderful to see you all here today. True,
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  Speaker 4: this is so wonderful to.
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  Speaker 5: Have so many talented singers, talented actors, talented.
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  Speaker 4: Dancers all in one room, which is a true meeting
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  Speaker 4: of the mind.
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  Speaker 6: So I would say, isn't it that? It is what
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  Speaker 6: we say.
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  Speaker 3: I'm having a great time here and I'm really excited
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  Speaker 3: to hang out with all of you today.
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  Speaker 2: Oh look at you.
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  Speaker 3: It's great to see you guys, and I can't wait
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  Speaker 3: to talk about it.
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  Speaker 2: I would say, this was such a fantastic time to
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  Speaker 2: be the girl. It was such a good time to
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  Speaker 2: be the geer. All of us coming peching, some of
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  Speaker 2: us from the past, some of us from the present.
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  Speaker 2: It's amazing that we're all here for life now.
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  Speaker 7: I appreciate you having me here because I'm not strictly
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  Speaker 7: a performer, but I did manage the musical actor Jedward,
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  Speaker 7: who represented Ireland in the two thousand and nine Eurovision fantastic.
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  Speaker 7: Sorry sorry in the twenty twelve in two thousand and nine,
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  Speaker 7: they were on X Factor. That's they did that they did.
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  Speaker 7: They went on the X Factor right after dropping me
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  Speaker 7: at their manager. But I've got an eye for the
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  Speaker 7: talent I knew.
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  Speaker 4: I knew all the way up until then.
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  Speaker 2: That's great to have you.
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  Speaker 3: It's great to have a manager surrounded by performers.
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  Speaker 2: It's great to be here with one manager.
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  Speaker 6: Well, no, that's where I'm at home. You know.
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  Speaker 7: They said, I love I love to be around creative
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  Speaker 7: people and uh and uh and this is a this
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  Speaker 7: is ah, what a joy to be which.
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  Speaker 6: Is chow chow show.
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  Speaker 2: It's fantastic to be with everybody here.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry, what does that mean? Show show bell?
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  Speaker 2: You Italian?
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  Speaker 6: Jo are Italian? I'm Italian. It's show bell, show.
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  Speaker 2: Your body. When you said.
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  Speaker 8: I am a dancer, I'm a dancing dancing man with
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  Speaker 8: a big, big head and I'm a dancing Hello, slimy.
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  Speaker 6: Boy is my performer? Did you say slimy boy?
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  Speaker 2: Slim am I I cannot figure out your voice to
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  Speaker 2: save my life. You're from Italy, yes.
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  Speaker 6: But I in your vision am rapping the country the
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  Speaker 6: bat city.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, my goodness, I did not know they could
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  Speaker 5: send someone.
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  Speaker 8: This is the rst year they're sending someone, and it's me,
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  Speaker 8: the silly janitor at the Vatican.
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  Speaker 2: Sit a silly joy. Yeah, you're a silly Jane. Will
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  Speaker 2: be jumping around like this.
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  Speaker 7: It's gonna Do you mean to say that in regular
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  Speaker 7: life you're the silly janitor at the Vatican, but you're
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  Speaker 7: entering the Eurovision contest as a singer.
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  Speaker 8: As a singer name someone my boy?
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  Speaker 6: No, not yet, not yet. I'm shy. I believe they're not.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, did you do any singing as a janitors?
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  Speaker 6: Why?
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  Speaker 8: That's why when they finally said, like, oh there's someone's
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  Speaker 8: gonna one of these days, the Vatican City needs to
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  Speaker 8: enter the country.
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  Speaker 6: I've always been like, I could do it. How long
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  Speaker 6: now have you been been the janitor? At about nine years? Years?
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  Speaker 7: And so for nine years they were saying, if we
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  Speaker 7: only had the right person, we'd finally jump into that
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  Speaker 7: water and and and answer somebody into Eurovision.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, and I believe this year they started tuning me
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  Speaker 8: out so much that it just worked.
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  Speaker 2: That's great, like ambient, is the pope choosing or somebody
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  Speaker 2: else choosing for you?
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  Speaker 8: Are our activities manager at the Vatican City?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that's great.
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  Speaker 3: Is there a process to become a janitor just like
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  Speaker 3: being a pope?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 8: Yes, you had to be voted on. You have to
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  Speaker 8: be voted on by a lot of cleaning people. I'm
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  Speaker 8: gonna leave that there.
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  Speaker 3: It's great to see everybody. I'm representing the United Kingdom.
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  Speaker 3: My name, my name is Rick RENDUNDI very similar to
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  Speaker 3: someone else.
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  Speaker 7: I got a question for yourself, now, does that mean
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  Speaker 7: that the United Kingdom is rejoining the European Union?
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  Speaker 6: All lesslime?
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  Speaker 4: Me boy is hitting here.
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  Speaker 2: For this exclusive. It's a great question to ask.
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  Speaker 3: What I'll tell you right now is I'm not at
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  Speaker 3: liberty to say I have been asked to do something
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  Speaker 3: and I'm going to do it.
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  Speaker 2: Do you understand?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 6: I do? I do?
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  Speaker 3: So, I'm not going to wait in I'm not going
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  Speaker 3: to wait in that I'm from Scotland. But I'm representing
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  Speaker 3: the United Kingdom, which I believe is correct.
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  Speaker 6: That is correct.
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  Speaker 3: I want you to represent Scotland and they said you
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  Speaker 3: got to go with everybody else, So now I'm representing
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  Speaker 3: Wales too.
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  Speaker 2: I don't agree amazing, I don't agree with.
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  Speaker 3: I don't agree what they're doing over there in Wales.
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  Speaker 3: And I don't want to get political, but I think
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  Speaker 3: it's not great. Specifically, I don't like that they're weird.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like the way that they talk to each other.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like that accent and there are in their language.
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  Speaker 4: And what does what does their accent sound like?
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  Speaker 2: Craf and Zeta Jones craft?
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  Speaker 8: Did you crack?
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  Speaker 2: I call her Krafflin because she's so annoying. She she's
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  Speaker 2: from Whales. What she's she is Welsh?
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  Speaker 3: Anyways, I have a song, I'm a singer, I'm a dancer.
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  Speaker 3: And most importantly, I got a great smile.
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  Speaker 7: This is this the smile? Because you started to smile,
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  Speaker 7: then you quickly retracted him.
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  Speaker 2: I got self conscious because I talked her up so much.
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  Speaker 2: I'm nervous.
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  Speaker 6: It's bad now, it's nervous to be weird.
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  Speaker 2: I think I've never talked this much now you feels
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  Speaker 2: like the voice is going crazy right out.
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  Speaker 3: I think we should all just decide to leave everyone's
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  Speaker 3: accents alone.
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  Speaker 6: Jackson comments, put the gun down.
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  Speaker 5: It will be unsustainable otherwise because I believe now.
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  Speaker 4: I was French before.
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  Speaker 6: American.
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  Speaker 4: Well, listen, I'll introduce myself.
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  Speaker 5: I will say hello, I am from I want to
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  Speaker 5: say now, I am from Norway. My name is Spooky Haunts,
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  Speaker 5: and I am the Norwegian Halloween act here at your vision,
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  Speaker 5: and I do this a terrifying spooky jack O Lantern,
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  Speaker 5: I singing musical act and I've been doing it for
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  Speaker 5: many years and now I'm excited to have it in
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  Speaker 5: your ovasion.
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  Speaker 4: Yes again your vision.
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  Speaker 3: Every year there's somebody that is really spooky, and I'm
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  Speaker 3: really excited to see you be spooky every year every year.
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  Speaker 5: And I beat up a lot of good guys in Norway.
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  Speaker 5: We're looking for this act. There was a there was
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  Speaker 5: a vampire guy. I beat him out.
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  Speaker 4: There was a goblin man. I beat him out.
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  Speaker 5: And so I'm very honored and I'm I'm trying to
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  Speaker 5: keep myself humble that I am the chosen token Halloween
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  Speaker 5: act in Eurovision this year.
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  Speaker 2: It's crazy because Europe you know, Norway is such a
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  Speaker 2: creepy country. You know what's happening over there?
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  Speaker 4: Of course, of course every day I live it. Every
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  Speaker 4: day I live it. It's terrifying what's going on there.
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  Speaker 2: It's great because Halloween culture is so big there.
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  Speaker 4: Halloween culture is so big. What's your arm? What's my
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  Speaker 4: Art's the act?
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  Speaker 2: Can we talk about the song?
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  Speaker 6: What's the act?
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  Speaker 2: The magic?
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  Speaker 4: It's so, it is Halloween, it is Halloween magic. Singer,
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  Speaker 4: I am, we.
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  Speaker 6: Are, and what your revision is singing? We sing? Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's very valid to ask the arc of
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  Speaker 3: a song, what does your character learn?
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  Speaker 2: As we know, we have to tell a story through
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  Speaker 2: your vision, sometimes about your own country.
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  Speaker 6: And the thing I was wrong because I asked if
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  Speaker 6: you do magic? Sure it wasn't a talent show.
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  Speaker 2: Now, so let's there's something wrong here. Nobody's wrong wrong here.
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  Speaker 6: Your revision means a lot of things. To yes, Sometimes
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  Speaker 6: songs are magic.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes songs are magic.
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  Speaker 5: They are to me, I for one, am pulling Halloween
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  Speaker 5: candy out of unexpected places all over the stage. I
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  Speaker 5: am giving people the twigs, I'm giving people the snickers,
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  Speaker 5: I'm giving people the almond joys. And we are pulling
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  Speaker 5: them out and giving them out for the children. And
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  Speaker 5: I do believe I am going to win this year.
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  Speaker 2: So I also thought this Halloween is traditionally just an
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  Speaker 2: American thing, really not celebrated.
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  Speaker 6: It's all over the world now, real people are mad
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  Speaker 6: for it. Yeah. Where you know it started, Well, you
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  Speaker 6: know it started in Ireland.
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  Speaker 2: Here we go, sod Ah, here we go.
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  Speaker 6: Where you're just jealous.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not jealous.
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  Speaker 6: You're just jealous.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not jealous. Well, what's a crazy thing.
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  Speaker 7: All you've got is your poetry day?
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  Speaker 2: Poets three days are nice, that's.
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  Speaker 6: All wine a wine day.
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  Speaker 2: What are you yelling about? Bad city has a lot
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  Speaker 2: of days. We can't compare ourselves to you.
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  Speaker 6: And we do a little Halloween. Sometimes you do a
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  Speaker 6: little Halloween. It just means we get a chocop.
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  Speaker 4: We're okay with the Halloween.
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  Speaker 2: Does the Pope dress up?
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  Speaker 6: He winks on Halloween?
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  Speaker 4: Did you gather around to hear the pip?
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  Speaker 6: He gets right up next to the microphone. He goes
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  Speaker 6: out in the balcony. He says, happy Halloween. Everyone.
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  Speaker 4: I hear you can almost hear the eyelashes hate each other.
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  Speaker 7: You never you've never seen Italy soake quiet as when
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  Speaker 7: the Pope gets up to wink on Halloween.
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  Speaker 6: Everybody shoes shoes sho Shooh, he's gonna do it, He's
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  Speaker 6: gonna do it. The clocktowner, it's tracks twelve. He dumb.
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  Speaker 2: He does it at noon.
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  Speaker 6: And then it hush falls over the crowd, the wink
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  Speaker 6: happy Helloween.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, this is so fun. I's so much with all
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  Speaker 2: these different cultures.
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  Speaker 6: What I have to hear who you are.
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  Speaker 2: My name is Dowdy Freud, and I am from Iceland
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  Speaker 2: and thank you for having me Eurovision.
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  Speaker 9: We are here for life, and we are here for freedom,
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  Speaker 9: and we are here to express.
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  Speaker 2: So we are very excited this year to be finally
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  Speaker 2: in euro Vision for the first time. We are Dowds
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  Speaker 2: Boys and we sing all the Icelandic songs with a
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  Speaker 2: good message and a heart that you can believe in.
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  Speaker 6: What's so funny about you? Sometimes when you scream you
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  Speaker 6: to my closer and you.
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  Speaker 2: Go away, it's part of the music. When you're sitting
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  Speaker 2: up there, Sometimes you want drumatover. You want to feel
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  Speaker 2: like a stadium.
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  Speaker 5: I can't imagine what this sounds like the audio.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna being, but The important thing for me is
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  Speaker 2: the message. I want to spread a message around the world.
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  Speaker 2: This is my one shot to spread a positive message
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  Speaker 2: around the world that life is worth living. It's great.
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  Speaker 2: I can tell it's your first year, to be honest.
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  Speaker 7: Why is this your one shot? If if it doesn't
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  Speaker 7: work out, you're not gonna You're not gonna try again.
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  Speaker 2: I'm giving it up, nobody, I'm giving up. If my
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  Speaker 2: message is not spread by the end of your old vision,
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  Speaker 2: we are done. We are giving it up.
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  Speaker 4: What are you going to do?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna do something bad. I'm talking about an
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  Speaker 2: evil song. I'm gonna do an evil song that sends
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  Speaker 2: a wrong message.
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  Speaker 8: Seem positivity, and then you do a one time and
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  Speaker 8: then after that you're on.
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  Speaker 2: Can I ask you how old you are? No, you can't, okay,
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  Speaker 2: just checking. You can't ask just checking if there was
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  Speaker 2: an age to help me place where you're from?
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  Speaker 8: Okay, I'm gonna ask how old?
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  Speaker 4: The silly gender. You cannot ask that to them. They
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  Speaker 4: hate that, the social kill.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I am planning. If this message does not go through,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to release one evil song that will ruin
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  Speaker 2: the world.
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  Speaker 6: Why would you do that?
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  Speaker 2: Because if people don't accept the message. They need the
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  Speaker 2: test of the ultimate and the ultimate test is are
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  Speaker 2: you going to listen to the evil song? And let
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  Speaker 2: me tell you?
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  Speaker 3: So?
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  Speaker 4: What is the evil song? Is it just like fast
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  Speaker 4: or is it loud or not?
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  Speaker 2: Tell you? Does it in the title I'm not gonna yes,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not is a cold evil song? I'm not yes,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to tell you anything.
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  Speaker 4: Is it about an evil man?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna yes, an he's about an evil man.
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  Speaker 2: I cannot tell you anything more because more details means
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  Speaker 2: more evil in the world.
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  Speaker 7: Is he like like sort of like a top hat
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  Speaker 7: evil guy. Yes, he's a top hat evil guy who's
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  Speaker 7: spreading totally mustache.
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  Speaker 2: It's a very very totally mustache and he gives people deals.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want this guy very much. I want to
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  Speaker 2: go back to the other guy we mean telling you
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  Speaker 2: about which is our song right now? Good guy spreads
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  Speaker 2: a message. It's beautiful song, but you it's me and
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  Speaker 2: my four band members Ergy for Wamp and d Fault.
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  Speaker 2: They are fantastic. They play the goof oof and vermp,
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  Speaker 2: which are fun Icelandic instruments that make a kind of sound,
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  Speaker 2: and it is going crazy we go.
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  Speaker 6: Crazy on stage. Who plays which?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Dirty's plays the whoop and then the other three
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  Speaker 2: play the bombs three bombs. It is unbelievable what you
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  Speaker 2: can do on It's one of those instruments that it's
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  Speaker 2: not a jury. Jew that is from Australia.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, what do you?
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  Speaker 2: What do you?
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  Speaker 8: Maybe I'm just a silly janitor, but what do you
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  Speaker 8: call three bomb players?
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 2: I guess you are.
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  Speaker 6: Three players bom bomb? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Can we talk about anything else?
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  Speaker 6: Genuinely a great, really written joke.
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  Speaker 2: I got a question that one. It's very silly. I
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  Speaker 2: canna talk to you guys about maybe a little sneak
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  Speaker 2: preview of the song that you are bringing or if
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  Speaker 2: a past song because you are managing are you managing
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  Speaker 2: a new band?
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  Speaker 5: This?
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  Speaker 7: I am thanke you for I've got now you remember Jedward?
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  Speaker 7: They were they were twins.
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  Speaker 2: What's your name?
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  Speaker 5: Wait?
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  Speaker 6: Do we get your name? Liam Brady?
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  Speaker 7: Now Jedward? They had a big, tall hair and they
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  Speaker 7: look the same. And I'm not sure if they were
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  Speaker 7: twins or just very close brothers.
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  Speaker 6: Tires? What's that? Liars? They could be lawyers? I mean
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  Speaker 6: we all did you ask?
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  Speaker 2: Did you ask? I?
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  Speaker 6: Was freed. I I'm scared of twins, you know, they're
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  Speaker 6: very scary.
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  Speaker 10: Now.
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  Speaker 7: I saw these boys had potential, but I didn't want
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  Speaker 7: to ask him any questions because I thought they'd put
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  Speaker 7: a hex on me. So so I, so I, so
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  Speaker 7: I I saw them. You know, they did really well
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  Speaker 7: and they're still popular today. But I thought, okay, I'm
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  Speaker 7: gonna go one better. So I've got triplets, and we're
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  Speaker 7: entering Triplets into the Eurovision Contest for Ireland.
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  Speaker 6: Who what's the song? The song is called Just the
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  Speaker 6: Three of Us and it's about it's about faith, love
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  Speaker 6: and peace.
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  Speaker 2: It's amazing. Can you give us a little simple.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I'm no singer, but it goes a little something
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  Speaker 6: like this, ahem.
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  Speaker 2: Just the three it.
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  Speaker 6: Sorrying her the clubs, it's fat, it's.
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  Speaker 4: It's peace.
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  Speaker 2: It goes something like, that's a beautiful you're such a singer.
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  Speaker 2: You are a singer.
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  Speaker 7: You have and the and they're they're a good group
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  Speaker 7: of boys. It's a tutor are conjoined and one's just
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  Speaker 7: along for the crack. And uh they're they're called Matartan.
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  Speaker 2: Matarity, Mark.
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  Speaker 6: Arthur and Martin Maarten.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I see the arches. Arthur the tennis Martin and
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  Speaker 2: then the Martin Mark.
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  Speaker 6: March that the crack, that's what that's everyone else just
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  Speaker 6: a long for the cracks.
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  Speaker 3: That's got me shaken in my boots because I'm nervous
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  Speaker 3: about my song.
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  Speaker 2: What's your song?
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  Speaker 10: Now?
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  Speaker 2: I'm going under my stage name Deluxe Superstar and it's
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  Speaker 2: crazy and I'm really nervous because I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: it's gonna be very good. Sing it for us? Well,
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  Speaker 2: I wont because I beat out everyone in the UK.
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  Speaker 2: But it's here we go. It's called don't watch this
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  Speaker 2: Star be the Star? What don't watch the star be
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  Speaker 2: the star?
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  Speaker 6: And what's the Before you get to the song, what's
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: the message?
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: It is?
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: Don't look up in the sky for the shooting star.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: You got to be this shooting star. You got to
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: shoot this guy and cress. No, you don't even touch
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: the earth. You're beyond the earth. You're beyond the problems
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: of the earth. So okay, okay, shot across the star.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Shout across the star of the sky. She across the sky.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: You're a shooting star. Don't look down?
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: Boo boo.
• 19:10
  Speaker 6: Should we check if the logic's okay?
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: The logic's okay, the logic every time someone screams in
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: the studio.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Shut down the sound. It's crazy because I could see
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: the old the people with the microphones go, the headphones go.
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: Now what language was the song originally written in English
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: and then.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Trent Macedonian and back to English.
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: I see like a little bit of wash.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: We sent it over to our sound designer. He's from Macedonia.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: He said, I don't understand these words. We said, you
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: don't have to make them beats and he said no,
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: I need to know the context.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: And he sent it back. He said, I fixed it.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: I said, I think you made it worse.
• 19:52
  Speaker 7: Now you beat You beat out everyone else in the UK.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Beat that everyone else? I beat that. Susan Boil what.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: She still kicking it? Yes, still goding for it.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Susan Boyle was kind of like the mour of this
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: year for your official and they man, is he the monkey? Mad?
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Is it?
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: And what was what was the Welsh song this year?
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: The Welsh song? The will song this year?
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: It was this.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: The Welsh people are really gonna come for you for
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: that one.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: I wanted to company me and they can't get to
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: me because they can't get to my house by Sheep.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: That was one so.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: Brutal, brutal, your Halloween?
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: What is your song?
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: Hell?
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: This entire time, I was trying to remember what my
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: stage name was, because sometimes you tell your officion that
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: I don't remember.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: So now this Halloween, my name is Halloween, and I.
• 21:08
  Speaker 6: And my song. It's actually a beautiful name, a beautiful
• 21:13
  Speaker 6: for a woman. Oween.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: My friends called me awaen Ning, and my boyfriend calls
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: me how and so.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: So thank you for telling us.
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: So anyway, so anyway, so anyway, so anyway, that is
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: the beginning of my song.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: My house. To be clear, we called you Halloween because
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: you're a Halloween performer. Also, your friend boyfriend calls your house.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: It's just it makes sense if you know my personality. Okay, okay,
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: let me let me get an accent truth truth really
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: quick to you.
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah, no, no, no, Halloween, Halloween
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: you lost.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: It's like someone to radio Halloween Helloween, Keep tuning.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Keep tuning.
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: I'm interested in naturally landon anyway, Fresh.
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: It's going to be yes here the way out, a
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: fresh Halloween. This here Halloween, this.
• 22:23
  Speaker 11: Here Hello Fresh there I heard hello freshywarded Norwegia.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: What's crazy at? I hadn't heard her mentioned hellow Fresh?
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: The entire at bel isn't that it worked?
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: Is that from Southern And I'm like, get me out
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: of here, Hello Fresh? Here I am, And I was again,
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: what's an.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: Organic inspirational advertisement in certain.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: Good money for that?
• 23:01
  Speaker 7: Hold on, I'm struggling a bit, cast mattresses. All right,
• 23:05
  Speaker 7: I'm back, I'm back on track.
• 23:09
  Speaker 8: Chow Picture Premium choulengew.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, well my song is Calton the Spooky Goblins,
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: Lament and the Coasts a little something like this.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: I am having the fun time. I am having fun
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: time with monsters, ghosts, I am falling in the love time.
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: I am dancing with them monsters, ghost snickers.
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: Just when I tossed the snickers into the crowd.
• 23:47
  Speaker 7: And so that's not the part where he's having the
• 23:50
  Speaker 7: lamenting great.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Shown here the elements falling in love. He's having a dance.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: So, buddy, of the song, I turned the whole thing
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: on its head.
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: It's really because it does started very happy, happy, but
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: that is only.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: So we could pull the rug out and.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: Then they know if it makes it all that much sad,
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: they're knowing he started so happy with the gomplets, like.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: The moment before, and you were mad. That's about asking
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: the arc and there it is.
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: You have an art.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry it felt it felt it like working on it.
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: I didn't mean it like an attack. I'm sorry. I'm
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: just curious.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: I just you know, cause I don't know the creative process.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: You know, Oh, you must have some hand in the
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: creative process. I mean, you are so good at signing talent,
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: you must actually help them.
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: Don't you ever give me notes?
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: Mostly I say more hair gel. I say, you know what,
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: your hair could be higher? And I think that people
• 24:56
  Speaker 7: would it would really make it stand out.
• 24:58
  Speaker 10: You know.
• 24:59
  Speaker 6: I give my next style tips.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: You know, a visual manager.
• 25:03
  Speaker 6: A visual manager, That's that's exactly what I am.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: And I say this stylist, But I mean I do.
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: I do style their hair.
• 25:15
  Speaker 7: You signed the contract and I signed the contract. And
• 25:17
  Speaker 7: I pick up their clothes and I do their apartments.
• 25:21
  Speaker 7: I reorganize their closets. I suggest cubes for a lot
• 25:28
  Speaker 7: of things. I say, you know what you need, here's cubes.
• 25:31
  Speaker 7: Put this in this cube, put that in that cube.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: I do like all of your clients, they all have
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: the friends talk in the front.
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: They all have.
• 25:37
  Speaker 7: That's my signature move. I say, if you're going to
• 25:40
  Speaker 7: be on that stage, you better have a French talk.
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: All of my clients take my advice exactly one time,
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: and then you never see him again.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's something I've been wanting to ask you
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: because you have been around for so long.
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: You know you have seventy eight years old. You wouldn't have.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: Your hair is so high. I would never have your seventeen.
• 26:07
  Speaker 7: That's where it starts. I saw you know what, you
• 26:10
  Speaker 7: know what it felt Don King in America. I saw
• 26:12
  Speaker 7: him and I said, that's what a manager should be.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Long hair, so long. That's what I think is I
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: think of Don King.
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: I think he's got long hair.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Just because it goes up doesn't mean it doesn't long.
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: That's right, it just goes up. It's state building. It's long,
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: so long and old.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Something that's tallest, so.
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: Long and old. Important to remember.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: What is your song like? Do you want to give
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: us a little sneak peek of the janitor singing a
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: song for the Vatican City.
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: Wow, what's so weird about this song is that it?
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: Oh No, I had to say that.
• 26:51
  Speaker 12: Like the DJ Leaden, I do have a little Jason
• 26:57
  Speaker 12: the all things own lah what I'm about to sing
• 27:01
  Speaker 12: before I go I started, But I what I sing
• 27:04
  Speaker 12: is usually only in the walls of.
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: The Vatican City.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Does it have to be religious?
• 27:09
  Speaker 8: Because it's my, it's my It's my dootle bootle song,
• 27:12
  Speaker 8: my dootal bootoo song.
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: You're dootle bluetooth.
• 27:16
  Speaker 8: Song when you're when you're just doing your work and
• 27:19
  Speaker 8: you're dootle blotoo like you're mopping right. And I've been
• 27:23
  Speaker 8: seeing it for so long that at this point it's
• 27:26
  Speaker 8: become a little bit of religious hymn.
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: But it's just my dootal booboo song. So here it is.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: Jow bella job bell.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Was that just the tag?
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: I gotta do it again? Thrill jo my doodle boop
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: and boop and boo dootle and bootle lah doootle and
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: boot lah boop and boop boop. And we are booping
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: bopping around. We are booping bopping around. We are tooting
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: and booting, scooting, rooting and tooting, bopping around and too
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: popping around. We are to do boo boo boo boo boo,
• 28:18
  Speaker 6: mopping over here and mopping over there, and mopping on
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: the ceiling, beautiful sunings, so many ceilings that were painted,
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: painting the ceilings that are painted, and what mopping the
• 28:28
  Speaker 6: ceilings that are painted and do a little boop booloo
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: loop it doo a little boop doo doo doo doo.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but.
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: Whoa stop? Wasn't that episode fun?
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: But don't you wish those people would just drop the voices,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: be themselves and have a spelling bee?
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: Well, have we got news for you?
• 28:48
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• 28:51
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  Speaker 13: get exclusive backstage content, exclusive post shows where we just
• 28:59
  Speaker 13: frick around.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: And this season we've got an Oscar draft. Yeah, we're
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: going head to head and choosing who wins the Oscars.
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: See there, good bye, oh bye bye bye.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: That's amazing. I'm yelling. Is it good to mop the
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: ceilings of the city?
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: Want to fall onto your face? I see, mom, it's
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: a swiffer.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: I've been really nervous to touch that painting by Michelangelo.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: It's kind of a very famous painting there.
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: Well, we're doing it with just water.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: That's even scary.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: There is no way that this is good.
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: Have you at least like a Scotch guarded it the
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: worst nightmare? I sang a song and talk to me
• 29:45
  Speaker 6: about this cleaning what I did?
• 29:47
  Speaker 8: Want to shang my heart Okay, I sing my heart down.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Questions about the song and lots of them.
• 29:56
  Speaker 6: You got to get rid of the dust.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: It's so beautiful that you know. After years and years
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: of not submitting, finally the Vatican City submitted with such
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: a genuine, beautiful song that represents at city so much.
• 30:11
  Speaker 7: Now I never take a Veferican city without hearing.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: Can I aska? Has the Pope heard this song?
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: He's gonna hear it? He said, you surprise me.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: But does that mean that is gonna watch all of us?
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: I mean, I don't know. I guess.
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, this.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Is amazing for me, my message received by the Pope.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: It is such a dream for me to perform in
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: front of a religious freakin.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: What do you want to tell the Pope to do?
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: I would like to inspire the Pope with my soul
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: about life and love and harmony in the world and
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: touch his soul. And maybe if I touch his soul,
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: he will touch other souls.
• 30:58
  Speaker 6: I do feel like you'll love all this song faith
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: and harmony and hope, and I don't know about the Halloween.
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: He's going to love the Halloween the goblins to relate
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: to the Halloween Halloween.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Maybe I don't want to.
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: Maybe you want to hear the lament because I think
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: the hope.
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: Might not like the happy part. Maybe he like the
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: lament part.
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: Okay, I will get to the I will skip ahead
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: to the lament part. And this is the middle section.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: So this is the second verse. So we are having
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: in the jolly time. We are falling in love with
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: the beautiful woman. She is very nice and has good hair.
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: I brush it in the morning. She gives me kiss Kiss,
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: Kiss Kiss. It's the goblins lament. Kiss kiss. It's Halloween.
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: Kiss kis kiss is the monster's oath, kis kiss.
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: Kiss it there is the goblins lament.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: So kiss kiss is the chorus.
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: Kiss Kiss, Well the explanation, kiss kiss that's the goblins lament.
• 32:10
  Speaker 6: But it's also the monster's oath, right through you, right
• 32:18
  Speaker 6: through you. Very it's very dramatic.
• 32:25
  Speaker 7: It's both things to a goblet's lament and to a
• 32:28
  Speaker 7: monstrous and your EFFICI that's your.
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: Different things to different people, countries coming together.
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: To some countries, what you saying is dancing, and to
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: some other countries what you are eating kissing.
• 32:46
  Speaker 6: Some countries, they don't need to rhyme. You know, a
• 32:50
  Speaker 6: song can just be a serious.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: And what is the song if not the serious?
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: For it was such a beautiful lament. The only sad
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: thing was you saying it's a goblin cement. I guess
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: he was very much in love with his wife. I
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: would say to me, that is the saddest thing of all.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: He's in love with his wife. He is so happy.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: He does not know what is coming at the end
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: of the lament.
• 33:15
  Speaker 8: I guess what's what's silly do. What's sad too, is
• 33:18
  Speaker 8: that goblin's lament. But a monster has to take an oath,
• 33:22
  Speaker 8: and that's sad, sad.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: Because they do not. They should not have to put
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: their hands on the Bible. That does not what they do.
• 33:28
  Speaker 6: He should be on the best, put on the Bible
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: and says kiss, kiss, Kiss.
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: And he didn't choose that, He's just born that way
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: doing that.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: And I got to say, we're all writing songs about
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: inspiration and trying to eat fine people and make things happen.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: And you know it's about people, and then the artist
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: is about the goblin, and like, we all know the Goblin.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: I don't know see why sometimes he tells the truth.
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: We know the Goblin. He is a stifle of your
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: He he is the one that our parents tell us
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: all about. He comes, he comes, he is. He is
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: like Crampuss, he is like Santa Claus.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: He is, and he's like the like original Mickey Mouse
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: is the goblin exactly.
• 34:13
  Speaker 7: Now, what do you feel about the goblin falling into
• 34:16
  Speaker 7: public domain?
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: They're going to do something with that.
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: I mean literally, I'm frightened myself.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: I'm scared they're going to make one of these really
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: fucked up movies where the goblin is evil, not killing people.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: He throw it, the goblin falls into their hand.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: It's like, Goblin is the sweet little man.
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: You lose the tooth, the goblin.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the one you lose the tooth. The goblin comes
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: and he kisses the tooth and he says, there is
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: four carrots for your four your bed, and he carries
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: for your bed, and he puts the carros on your
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: bed and you sleep, sleep, and you have a great sleep.
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: And it's so sad.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: I'm very worried they're going to do something fucked up
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: with the goblin.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: It's so scary.
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: Can I hear your song?
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: Would look to hear you?
• 34:58
  Speaker 9: Guys?
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: Want to hear my song?
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah? About the positive message? Is the song the message?
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: Or is the song about the message message? I'm dying
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: to hear a song about a positive message?
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: Please?
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Are you ready to take an adventure? Are you ready?
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Are you set? It's time to feel something good? Are
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: you ready? Are you set? For positivity? For love?
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: Love love?
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: For positivity for love, love love? Let's go?
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: Come on?
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: How do you he's not for a positive day?
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 36:01
  Speaker 9: Okay, you'll got a positive you got it? Are we
• 36:11
  Speaker 9: feeling positive?
• 36:13
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: I said we're feeling positive?
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Come on by you positive?
• 36:23
  Speaker 9: Yeah, let's go.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: Come on for the audio and the visual listener, please
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: explain it. Come on doing something crisy with this foot.
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: I've never seen a foot at such a ninety degree angle.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Holy molly, it's like a hamstring stretch fight with like
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: a like a.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: Let's look at the.
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: Size.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: This is a normal foot. Wow, this is so much
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: fun and I'm so glad we are staying on track. Question. Yeah,
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: so when you perform, you guys, feel positive.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: Iceland regionals, there was an e MT that came out
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: in the middle of the performance that tried to help you.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Was that part of the pin or did they think
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: you were in trouble? Yeah, no, It's happened every time. Yeah,
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: very safe man, big hands, and he really makes me
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: feel like I can do it, you know. And they
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: check and they check and they say your heart is
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: going so fast it should be illegal. But but we
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: will let you in Europe. We let you perform because
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: it's such an important moment and we don't want the
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: evil song out now.
• 37:52
  Speaker 7: So you're saying, if this song doesn't win the entire
• 37:56
  Speaker 7: Eurovision contest, then you'll release the evil How are you
• 38:00
  Speaker 7: going to do this?
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: Are you going to just put it out in store?
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: Stream it. I've got a big plan and I cannot
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: talk about that because the evil song does.
• 38:11
  Speaker 6: Not give us a chance.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, well, I'm not going to talk about it,
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: but I'm thinking.
• 38:16
  Speaker 6: Our fault if it does.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: We're not voting. Really, you just want to know what
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: is it?
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: It's a manager.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: I will not give you a heads up because this
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: is such an evil song. I don't want to even
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: near it. But I will say maybe it'll go on
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: some platforms.
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: Sound okay, what kind of platform have you heard? Have
• 38:41
  Speaker 6: you heard YouTube?
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Have you heard of me YouTube? Have you heard of
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: evil Vivo?
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: I've heard.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Are you're talking about.
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: Like that? No?
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: No, no worries.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: If you're gonna put it on with all the other
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: videos and evil vivil, it's just gonna sink in and
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: it's gonna plan that you think.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: But this song is so evil it will rise to
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: the surface and it will ruin the world. So I
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: would watch out if you're going to malls or evil
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: Vivo or YouTube or even a cash app, because it's
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: gonna be a things. Yeah, you send money music on
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: that cash you know you can if things go around.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: I don't want to send music on cash app. I
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: don't need to.
• 39:30
  Speaker 6: I don't like the social aspect of love of these
• 39:32
  Speaker 6: cash things. I don't need to know what other people
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: are changing money.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: I don't like my friends talking to me with money.
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: At the same time, I don't like it.
• 39:39
  Speaker 8: You ask a question for the group, what are you
• 39:42
  Speaker 8: doing the other days? The other are three hundred and
• 39:44
  Speaker 8: sixty four days that aren't your vision?
• 39:46
  Speaker 6: It's are you prepp what do you do?
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: I get it.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: This question is for me.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: Yes, this question is for me because I am in
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: Norway jay. I am in Norway jail.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: I am having in jail.
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: I'm having a wonderful time in there. You should see
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: these Norwegian jails. They are so nice, they are so
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: wonderful that I just keep getting parking.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: Tickets so I can get in there.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: That's great, this is so fun.
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: I'm getting really buff. There are a couple of guys
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: in there and we lift weights together. We talk about
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: how to better our lives and we it's like a very.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Like hige jail, right, higg. So you don't know the
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: word hige hige so.
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: Word Swedish high like a nika or yeah.
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: Listen kia Swedish Swedish.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Slang for talking about for all learn here.
• 40:52
  Speaker 6: We learn.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: That's your vision.
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: So yeah, the other days I'm sort of just chill
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: axing to the max in jail and having a wonder
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: full time bettering myself and posting tiktoks where I dance
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: to the ice Spice songs and other than that, I'm
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: just like a happy guy.
• 41:10
  Speaker 6: Let me let me ask you when when do you
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: start gearing up for Halloween?
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: Oh? I gear up for Halloween this starting, and uh, well,
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: I give Christmas its moment because sure, I don't want
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: to take away from the Christmas. I like to give
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: it it's time in the spotlight. It's like, Okay, this holiday,
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: it needs this, it needs this. So I feel like,
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: you know, it's one, It's something I could do. I
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: would not want to steal.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: So then New Year's happens, and then I wake up,
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: and then it is time to start researching what the
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: goblins are up to. Then I start sort.
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: Of giggling to see if there are any updates with
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: the goblins, and there are any yes, goblin news, any
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: any sort of new jack lantern patterns and carving.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: Kids that have come out. I like to keep abreast
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: of the district trends.
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: And then of course I check in with the candy
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: companies PR Girls to see if they've they're gonna unleash
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: the candies so I can be ahead of that.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: The PR girlies, oh, unleash sound about kids shape like switches.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: Girls, and of the h you laugh.
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: But when they unleash the white chocolate crunch bar, everybody
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: want fucking cuckoo cricey, So they have to.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: Back up. What do you do?
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: I'll do in the in the middle of the air.
• 42:40
  Speaker 7: I'm mostly a scout and talent. I travel all over
• 42:43
  Speaker 7: Ireland and uh and sometimes Northern Ireland. This time there's
• 42:50
  Speaker 7: so many there's so much talent in Ireland and it's
• 42:53
  Speaker 7: really a shame that that there's not more people aware
• 42:56
  Speaker 7: of it because they think it's just the folk music,
• 42:59
  Speaker 7: you know, but there's so much.
• 43:01
  Speaker 6: There's so much. There's so much Irish jazz, there's so
• 43:04
  Speaker 6: much Irish Irish country, and there's so much Irish hip hop.
• 43:08
  Speaker 6: Knee cap maybe maybe I heard a knee cap.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: I saw the movie.
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well I also saw that movie. Yes, opening day,
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: Opening day, I saw that.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: But you did not meet him?
• 43:22
  Speaker 6: Hey is it a hymn? No, it's a it's a trio. Sorry,
• 43:26
  Speaker 6: it's a trio of boys and one.
• 43:28
  Speaker 7: He's got the back about of Clava on with the
• 43:30
  Speaker 7: with the colors, the Irish colors, and and yeah, I
• 43:33
  Speaker 7: saw that movie opening day.
• 43:34
  Speaker 6: That's great second inne oh great.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Man and out of Honey in the line.
• 43:41
  Speaker 6: There's probably ten of us. It was a mad nae
• 43:46
  Speaker 6: run a matinee at nine am for the old ones,
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: you know.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, so the first one, what's that this is
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: all the first of the day first and.
• 43:54
  Speaker 6: It's a second screening for really all ones.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: It was six A six a m. So you could
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: if you.
• 44:02
  Speaker 7: So it's around the mass schedule. So did somebody all
• 44:05
  Speaker 7: wants to go to the six am mass and the
• 44:07
  Speaker 7: you go to the ninety and then the other ones
• 44:11
  Speaker 7: they switch around.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: I host a music clip show in Scotland. It's kind
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: of like t r L, but it's still on. Gotcha
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: Carson Dale, Like can Suck My Ass?
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: Was boring in eure A Vision one when we would
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: name drop Carsondale.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: Let's get to the b. Everyone here knows who Carson
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Dalias is.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: He sucking your ass?
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: He can suck my ass because he's showing off the
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: air and mine is still on. And I play all
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: types of music that are popular songs. I could play
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: all your songs on the show. Maybe maybe around Halloween.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: I could do a whole retrospective on you.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: Why only on Halloween.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: Because it's Halloween related.
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: It is the most universal feeling that any of us have.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: The goblins, lament is universal.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: And monsters all and I know that that doesn't it
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: speaks to a universal human truth. I mean, wow, this
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: is just news to me.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: Would you ever play that song for the Pope?
• 45:15
  Speaker 6: Not if I'm going to miss him winking because it's Halloween.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: Well that's what I'm saying. No, No, you're around if
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: you just if you it's about the universal human.
• 45:26
  Speaker 6: Should pick a different time. I wouldn't spring it out
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: of him before.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: It doesn't seem like someone you should overload.
• 45:33
  Speaker 6: Maybe Easter you can paylloween.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: Here's a question. We're all heading over to the to
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: the Eurovision contest this year. It's very exciting. Do you
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: guys feel like you have like a situation? You know,
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: you hear about the Olympic village where all the athletes
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: are kind of kissing each other.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: Do you ever have any romantic encounters? I had your vision.
• 45:55
  Speaker 6: I want to see a touch.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: Sorry, you want to see the band Abba touch each other.
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: You have to see them come back to each other.
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: It's just a hug. Can I tell you you know
• 46:08
  Speaker 6: that Abbat voyage? Are you familiar? Yeah, it's the holograms
• 46:12
  Speaker 6: of Abba.
• 46:12
  Speaker 7: Yes, and and so they go out there and you
• 46:14
  Speaker 7: swear you're seeing the real thing and then at the
• 46:17
  Speaker 7: end of the show.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 46:18
  Speaker 7: The current day abba comes out, you know, the old ones.
• 46:21
  Speaker 7: They come out, and you think, oh, how nice, how
• 46:24
  Speaker 7: nice they're they're they're they're actually we saw his sponderful concert.
• 46:27
  Speaker 7: They they're themselves. And then a couple of months later
• 46:30
  Speaker 7: you realize they were holograms too, stupider than you've ever
• 46:33
  Speaker 7: felt in your life.
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: That's a real thing. That's a real thing. It's a
• 46:39
  Speaker 6: real thing, so cruel.
• 46:42
  Speaker 7: And two months later you realize the next stage, night
• 46:48
  Speaker 7: after night, the show.
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: Of course they're not show delivery. It sou me man,
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: You feel stupid.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: What a great hog, it's a great yep. You must
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: have had a couple of smooches in your time around.
• 47:13
  Speaker 7: Well, I always, you know, I go to Eurovision every year,
• 47:16
  Speaker 7: whether I've got a client in there or not, and
• 47:18
  Speaker 7: I always stay at the same hostel. And usually after
• 47:22
  Speaker 7: after the lights go out, things get a little spicy.
• 47:26
  Speaker 7: You know, you'll find yourself in the wrong cut or
• 47:29
  Speaker 7: or you know you're you as you're you know, you're
• 47:31
  Speaker 7: you got your arms folded over your valuables, and and
• 47:35
  Speaker 7: you feel somebody start to peel your fingers off, and
• 47:39
  Speaker 7: you know, you don't know if it's if it's because
• 47:40
  Speaker 7: they want to snuggle with you, or if they're trying
• 47:42
  Speaker 7: to steal your travelers checks, you.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: Think there's a chance to trying to snuggle with you.
• 47:50
  Speaker 7: Well, you know, I'm a romantic song I like to think.
• 47:54
  Speaker 7: I like you know, when they get to the pinky finger,
• 47:56
  Speaker 7: I say, is this for a snuggle?
• 47:58
  Speaker 6: And uh, all the down there?
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: They're not going for your rings there?
• 48:04
  Speaker 6: Well, I'll keep my rings in my mouth. Of course
• 48:07
  Speaker 6: you shouldn't. You shouldn't. You shouldn't keep your rings on.
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: You should put your rings in your mouth.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: Have you ever had a nightmare and then the accidentally
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: swallow a ring?
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: Occasionally I swallow a few rings and they're still in there.
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: You know they don't You don't pass them forever, and
• 48:22
  Speaker 6: you know they can't get stolen that way. That's right.
• 48:24
  Speaker 7: That's why I can't travel by airplane anymore, just because
• 48:27
  Speaker 7: I set off the.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: Detectors, and so they won't let you travel because of that.
• 48:31
  Speaker 7: They won't let me on the plane because I say
• 48:33
  Speaker 7: I've got like half a dozen rings in there, and
• 48:36
  Speaker 7: they say that's not a thing, and I say, not
• 48:38
  Speaker 7: a medical thing, no, but it is a thing that
• 48:39
  Speaker 7: happened to me.
• 48:40
  Speaker 6: And so That's why I always traveled my boat.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: That's always really difficult. It's boat everywhere I go.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: What kind of boat are you taking?
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: Are you any kind of boat cruises? I'll take a
• 48:52
  Speaker 6: cruise liner. I'll take a garbage scow. I'll take a
• 48:55
  Speaker 6: tug boat. I'll take a canoe. Who excited? I got
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: so excited.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: I have a question for you, like are you trying
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: to and then any romances? Like do you have to
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: take a vow of celibacy? If you work at the Vatican,
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: you don't have to.
• 49:16
  Speaker 6: With your on the janitorial side, but I do by choice.
• 49:21
  Speaker 6: What's the celibacy cut off?
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: Is it like security clearance?
• 49:26
  Speaker 7: You are above the line, below the line, a promotion
• 49:34
  Speaker 7: and say I got good news and bad news.
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: We're done. It's really the truth.
• 49:42
  Speaker 8: There are some people who's the guy the guy in
• 49:45
  Speaker 8: the activity center. Oh poor guy, he got a promotion
• 49:48
  Speaker 8: and he just had to and he just was like, well,
• 49:52
  Speaker 8: I guess I'm getting paid more to do bingo nights
• 49:54
  Speaker 8: with the priests, but now I can't touch my wife.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: You talk us so much about this activit. The center
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: seems a very focal point of.
• 50:04
  Speaker 6: Before where.
• 50:12
  Speaker 11: Center Who's open sorry talking about my favorite thing I love.
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: We like to hear.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: The Basilica. Where is it?
• 50:27
  Speaker 6: Okay?
• 50:27
  Speaker 8: So you go through like security right a little you say,
• 50:29
  Speaker 8: pre check a little bit because it's a different country.
• 50:31
  Speaker 6: Right, go through customs, go in right, and then the
• 50:36
  Speaker 6: big stuff right, and then you walk in the back.
• 50:38
  Speaker 6: You go down. There's the lockers.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 50:41
  Speaker 6: The lockers are our stuff, our cobbies okay, and your
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: ore cobbies. Take a left.
• 50:46
  Speaker 8: Is next to the bathroom is a bulletin board. That's
• 50:49
  Speaker 8: the activity center. It's just activities.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: Just there's a guy that works.
• 50:57
  Speaker 10: But no, okay, Ceard, so's to be clear.
• 51:11
  Speaker 6: The center itself is just the pot board. It's more like,
• 51:15
  Speaker 6: I'm activities center's bigger to you. Okay.
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: I went to I went to America once for a
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: trip and I saw a y c A and I went.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: Where's your board? So they have a board. But they
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: have a board.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: So if there is some activities, what do they put
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: on the board the time and.
• 51:33
  Speaker 6: Place for the activity.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: So the activities are happening elsewhere?
• 51:36
  Speaker 6: Yes, yes, it's like we're all going to Vienna and
• 51:40
  Speaker 6: we're gonna play. We're gonna play. Gets you trip.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Play guess here. You're going all the way to asane.
• 51:56
  Speaker 6: We do like crazy hair day in in in sorrental
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: the country room.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, so we go out.
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: Are you not allowed to play Guess who on the
• 52:09
  Speaker 6: train on the way to look a Guess who over there?
• 52:15
  Speaker 6: We don't own the we don't own the book. The games.
• 52:17
  Speaker 6: You can't keep the guess who in the because they
• 52:20
  Speaker 6: don't have to be celebate.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: A game would have to.
• 52:24
  Speaker 6: You have to describe people like, Okay, he's got shaggy hair,
• 52:27
  Speaker 6: he celibate.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: It wouldn't work, It wouldn't.
• 52:35
  Speaker 6: Are you guys ready for the big after party this year?
• 52:37
  Speaker 6: I heard the things. Spotify is sponsoring it.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: Oh great, Spotify, sky Vodka.
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: So excited to see all these guys.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: Great to see Twinings of London is going to be sponsored.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: That's amazing. I love that tea.
• 52:57
  Speaker 6: I love that not a sponsor is gonna be tatoes.
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: Iceland is bringing ice. We've got a lot of ice coming.
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: Say a sponsor, A sponsor is your sponsortal help?
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: Better help, better help, Yes, better help.
• 53:21
  Speaker 6: That one didn't seem to work, almost work.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: But now I'm in back and oh guys, this has
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: been amazing and hopefully by me sitting here, the vibe
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: has been positive, because I want to double check if
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: everybody is very positive and feeling good, can we get
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: a good vibe? Check really quick?
• 53:41
  Speaker 6: Good?
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm great, I'm this good, fantastic. We are crushing it.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: We are doing so. Welcome on everybody. Are you feeling puzzitive?
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: You feel.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: Bobby is calling? Bobby's calling you? Pause?
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• 54:33
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• 54:42
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