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OUTRO: Cheating · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your mad bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Get Up Even Closer on.
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  Speaker 2: Instagram, YouTube and picture for dogs for to siven every
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  Speaker 2: weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 3: Give a fellows, you're getting sushi, Keezy?
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  Speaker 4: What was planning on it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I haven't actually had had a bowl of cereal. Sorry
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  Speaker 4: travel pig Well.
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  Speaker 1: I was just going to say, do you need it?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I haven't.
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  Speaker 4: I've had a bowl of cereal today. And that's it was.
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  Speaker 2: Musically Musically, what kind of music was it?
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  Speaker 1: Habits ah mother Ruth?
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  Speaker 3: Oh maybe my wife Sugar makes her own musically whipping.
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  Speaker 1: She is a weapon man.
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  Speaker 4: That reminds Lucy does that my wife as well? But
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  Speaker 4: that reminds me of one time our flatmate.
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  Speaker 2: Band camp.
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  Speaker 4: Disclaimer disclaimer but one time, one time in our flat, Mike,
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  Speaker 4: my wife made a bowl of carrot sticks and hummers
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  Speaker 4: and then our flat made at.
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  Speaker 2: The time, did you break up with it?
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  Speaker 1: I would have. Our flat mate at the time was
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  Speaker 1: like hate carrot sticks.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you weren't fucking Maybe if you had a carrot
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  Speaker 4: stick or two rather than fucking ships, you wouldn't be
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  Speaker 4: ballooning out at a rapid pace. Anyways, the flat made a.
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  Speaker 1: Rapid pace of what not?
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  Speaker 3: It was a carrots flat.
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  Speaker 4: Mat mate looks at my wife and goes, carrots are
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  Speaker 4: full of sugar. She said that to my wife, and
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  Speaker 4: my life was like cool. So what like I can't
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  Speaker 4: eat anything with sure, I can't eat carrots and hummers
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  Speaker 4: that which, Wow, they've got sugar in them?
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  Speaker 1: That sweet?
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  Speaker 3: And if they if, if there's sugars in them, they're
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  Speaker 3: good natural sugars. They're not processed sugars. Did she tell
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  Speaker 3: her to go fund herself?
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  Speaker 4: No, but she certainly has tell a few facts about herself.
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  Speaker 2: No, I try and swing it around into all.
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  Speaker 4: No, not keen, not keen, not keen.
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  Speaker 3: I actually maybe I shouldn't tell that story. No, I
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  Speaker 3: won't tell that.
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  Speaker 4: Well you started now, Jason through it for god, brother
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  Speaker 4: litt looking sick men.
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  Speaker 1: And that is a new shirt. Well it's actually not.
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  Speaker 1: I just have never worn it to work far enough.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm actually to have that T shirt. It's good
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  Speaker 3: t shirt I found her. Actually a good place for
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  Speaker 3: T shirts.
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  Speaker 2: Is often, doesn't it?
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  Speaker 1: The T shirt? I missus jokes about the ship the
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  Speaker 1: T shirt. She's just interested in getting it off.
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  Speaker 2: Mogi fuck it getting it off? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Sure, but I found a cool place for T shirts
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  Speaker 3: that's sick in hand. But you know, it's kind of
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  Speaker 3: wacky T shirt. It's not dire Wolf sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: It's just like Eagle Ship. It's kind of it's got
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  Speaker 1: like seventies vibe.
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  Speaker 2: The one is this the one on in Pontomi Road?
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  Speaker 2: There No, Yeah, Yeah, there's a song k Ride and
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  Speaker 2: it's pretty good.
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  Speaker 4: There's a few, like, there's a few. Actually, Japan's really
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  Speaker 4: good for thrifting.
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  Speaker 1: Jason, Well, I'm not actually into thrifting.
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  Speaker 4: It's more my wife and he's wearing every day you
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  Speaker 4: wear thrifted clothest.
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  Speaker 1: True, he doesn't do any other I don't buy them. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she buys them.
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  Speaker 4: But but if you go to Japan, she is the
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  Speaker 4: kid's mother thrifting over there.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm getting more and more into it.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you guys saw that six sweatshit I wore yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: But you've been wearing that fucking non stop for like
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  Speaker 4: four years. Then you tried to tell us that there
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  Speaker 4: was a new jump sometimes. Oh, come on walking here
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  Speaker 4: and convince us a jersey you've worn every week since
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  Speaker 4: started as New Boo.
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  Speaker 2: The whole Warchy Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 2: Radio Hiarchy the Wcky Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 3: But I am getting into it a little bit more
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  Speaker 3: the old thrift. Well, just going to shop.
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  Speaker 2: You'll be thrifting over there because they've got the the
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  Speaker 2: andes and the year and the machine machine.
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  Speaker 1: You'll be thrift and hard. Who even says I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to Japan.
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  Speaker 4: Thrifted and swifting?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, thrifting and well you probably won't as my thought,
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  Speaker 2: well it's jes you might get to Melbourne.
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  Speaker 3: We talked, I'm doing that, but you know it's it's
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  Speaker 3: because we wanted our girls to come with us, and
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  Speaker 3: now they're planning their own lives and a sight, why
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  Speaker 3: don't you go just me and my wife and my
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  Speaker 3: little one can go?
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  Speaker 1: Fuck them. I want them to come, of course, but so.
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  Speaker 4: You don't need them there on every holiday.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, come to that.
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  Speaker 4: You're in you're you're almost thirty, and every holiday go
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  Speaker 4: on your parents have to be there. It's a bit
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  Speaker 4: of a ship and it's just your dad and his hoodie.
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  Speaker 4: He wars to death.
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  Speaker 1: That's the thing. Jas.
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  Speaker 2: What you're forgetting, of course, is that you love them
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  Speaker 2: more than they love you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, totally totally truth. I don't it.
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  Speaker 3: And also, you know, I got the other thing that
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  Speaker 3: you're going to have to get used to too, Keezy,
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  Speaker 3: is that my wife loves them more than she loves me.
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  Speaker 3: You know, it's just a given. So it's not even
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  Speaker 3: close when little Keyesy comes along. Nah, you're you're pass easy.
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  Speaker 1: That's the adjustment, adjustment.
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  Speaker 3: It is a big adjustment to me that my dad said,
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  Speaker 3: just be this is what you need to know. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: your wife will always love your kids more than she
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  Speaker 3: loves you, and you will always love your wife, probably
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  Speaker 3: a little bit more than you love your kids. And
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  Speaker 3: I went, well, I mean, I love my kids as
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  Speaker 3: much as I love my wife.
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  Speaker 1: So he was wasn't quite accurate.
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  Speaker 2: There, No, I would where now again, I'm a kid. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you know, no offense to my wife. It's close. It's
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  Speaker 2: comes and goes a bit. It doesn't go anywhere with
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  Speaker 2: the kid. You know, it comes and goes a bit
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  Speaker 2: with a missus. Yeah right, yes. So if what we
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  Speaker 2: were doing ranking how much we love, well, that's what
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  Speaker 2: ends up happening, is that you get ranked because at
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  Speaker 2: the moment you are the best thing in your wife's life.
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  Speaker 1: And that will.
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  Speaker 2: Change and and you won't you won't change. Your feelings
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  Speaker 2: will remain the same, but hers will completely shift, and
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  Speaker 2: then you're a completely different you're completely different set up.
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  Speaker 4: But what if it's a scenario right where let's just
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  Speaker 4: say we've got to cut the little keys's and I'm
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  Speaker 4: doing really well career wise because I'm on ho duki. Yeah, right,
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  Speaker 4: and then I said to my wife, Hey, you don't
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  Speaker 4: have to go back to work, you know, blah blah
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  Speaker 4: blah blah, do what if you want the kids? And
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  Speaker 4: then all of a sudden, I'm in this position of like,
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  Speaker 4: you're the kid, he's looking after us, and you know,
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  Speaker 4: surely that gives you.
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  Speaker 1: A few she will resent you for taking your career.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, you can do what if you want.
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  Speaker 2: You can do whatever you want, but at the same
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  Speaker 2: time you are taking it away.
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  Speaker 4: Well I don't want to take it away.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, the problem with it is is that you've got,
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  Speaker 2: is that whatever you haven't got is what you want.
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  Speaker 2: So what I'm saying is you can't make her happy
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  Speaker 2: because if you had to work, she'd want to be
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  Speaker 2: at home. And if she's at home, she's going to
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  Speaker 2: want to work. I've been single versus been in a relationship,
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  Speaker 2: you know when you used to be single, but you
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  Speaker 2: never would I never had a day you'd be in
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  Speaker 2: a relationship with some dead beat and you think, God,
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  Speaker 2: I wish I was single again. And then you'd be singing
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  Speaker 2: and you're like, God, I wish I was in a relationship.
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  Speaker 2: I'm getting tired of all this meaningless sex with absolutely
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  Speaker 2: stunningly beautiful woman.
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  Speaker 3: That the reversal of that, too, of course, is that
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  Speaker 3: you stay at home and she carries on her career.
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  Speaker 3: But that also has a stifling effect on the relationship,
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  Speaker 3: and that she's just you're just not hot to her anymore.
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  Speaker 2: But that would never happen, would it, because you would
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  Speaker 2: never give up your career.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 4: No, The reason it wouldn't happen is because my current career, Jason,
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  Speaker 4: is you know full well involves a lot of doing
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  Speaker 4: fuck all during the day, pretending you're busy, you know
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  Speaker 4: what I mean. So there's this this there's this potential
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  Speaker 4: of both of us being at home a lot, yes,
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  Speaker 4: you know what I mean, with the kids.
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  Speaker 3: And that was the one advantage, as I've banged on
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  Speaker 3: about before, that my wife and I had was that
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  Speaker 3: one of us is always at home correct, for the
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  Speaker 3: kids do because you're out of work, because yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: wasn't out of it work. Well the same with her.
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  Speaker 2: Was she an out of work hector or was she
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  Speaker 2: mostly working as Did she move into the straight world
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  Speaker 2: pretty quick?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she moved into the straight world a few years
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  Speaker 3: and yeah, and she would get a job of some discription.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to have one.
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  Speaker 4: That's my wife now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. But yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But and also the other thing is that they lose
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  Speaker 2: themselves completely in motherhood and that's a huge adjustment. Yeah, right,
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  Speaker 2: and then they don't know who they are. Well, you know,
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  Speaker 2: they don't have time to be who they are. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and then you don't you don't go through that issue, right,
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  Speaker 2: and that's not great. And the libido just dies, especially
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  Speaker 2: for you, just just for you, right, for everyone else
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  Speaker 2: goes it actually goes through the road.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right.
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  Speaker 2: So it's tricky times tire, So you should be running
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  Speaker 2: what do you call it? A side piece?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I've heard about it because over in.
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  Speaker 2: France they have they have yes, and generally you would
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  Speaker 2: go to work, they go to work, and then a
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  Speaker 2: couple of days a week and then they'll go pop
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  Speaker 2: over and see old mate and then get home about
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  Speaker 2: eight or nine o'clock in the evening.
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  Speaker 4: And that's just like a normal French thing to do.
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  Speaker 2: Then I say, I find it.
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  Speaker 3: Believe scentage of woman would be this is highly controversial.
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  Speaker 3: You're going and that and this set up that actually
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  Speaker 3: would go actually gets him out of my hair. He's
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  Speaker 3: not pisting me for six time.
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  Speaker 1: Fill your boots. Just be careful and then we'll see
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  Speaker 1: you later. Well you know, don't be I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to know about it.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, don't make a fool of me.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, you sound like you'd be right at home
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  Speaker 4: jas on the new Luther Road documentary, because there's a
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  Speaker 4: lot of that going on.
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  Speaker 3: I actually watched a little Louis Thureau clip today where
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  Speaker 3: he auditioned for pawn Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, that's a classic. Yes, and he's interviewing all the
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  Speaker 4: actors and stuff. Yeah yeah, yeah, so interesting.
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  Speaker 3: But they said, but they said, when he was doing
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  Speaker 3: his audition, you have to get wood and.
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  Speaker 1: That was too far for him. Yeah, we see it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he was like ah, because he only did
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  Speaker 3: the audition because he wanted the other actors, the other
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  Speaker 3: Pawns actors to be comfortable and go, oh, this guy's legit.
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  Speaker 3: He's actually trying to be a part of it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but yeah, him getting wood was a step too far.
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  Speaker 2: Around seventeen percent of French people say they've had an
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  Speaker 2: a fear in some survey similar to Spain. The polls
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  Speaker 2: report high lifetime figures like fifty five percent of men
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  Speaker 2: and thirty percent of women. Shocking bastards. I'm only forty
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  Speaker 2: five percent of men.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that makes a better.
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  Speaker 4: Sense because in your relationship with one hundred percent of
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  Speaker 4: men and zero percent of women.
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  Speaker 2: Right well, Jane Bridge is out to fifty to thirty,
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  Speaker 2: so which is pretty good. It's not bad, certainly, painting
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  Speaker 2: you're in a good light. How many fears of you had.
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  Speaker 3: On your half priced sushi getting like steps potentially?
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  Speaker 4: Would you like one?
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  Speaker 1: Just get one just in case? Fuck that? Come on there?
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  Speaker 1: You won all right? Pretty full? I just had a
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  Speaker 1: lovely halloomy and.
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  Speaker 2: It's just killing your opportunity to go and get the
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  Speaker 2: best running out of time now Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Actually happened to me, yester.
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  Speaker 4: That's all the seven weekdays radio heard I could got