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Season One, Episode 38: Season 1 Finale: The End Of All · Flail to the Face: A "Compatible with Mörk Borg" Actual Play Podcast

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Greeting scum, and welcome to Flail the Face.
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My name is Kevin. Yeah, my name is Kevin.
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And I'm here with, well, these guys.
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These guys. Hello, I'm Levi.
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I am reprising my role as Phil. Hi I'm Thomas and I am playing
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Quill Knock. And it's a me or Jacob and I'm
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playing already. Well, let's flail this tail.
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I'm going to flail. No, God, I'm.
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A flail. The last we left off, these guys
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finally made it to a cottage out in the middle of the forest.
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Notice that there was some candle lights flickering inside.
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Went in there, immediately started burning everything.
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Rolled up the rug, threw it in the fireplace.
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Went and searched through, found a trap door that led into a very
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crudely dugout tunnel underneath the house.
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Not before dispatching of a very the disturbing looking bear that
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was chained up in the hallway acid burnt face and it was
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pretty terrible. Made their way through the
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crudely dugout tunnel to find that there was a large area with
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a bunch of cages and bunch of children in well, children in
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quotes in these cages and three figures around an altar in the
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middle of the area with the what appeared to be a large hog beast
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chained down. Instead of talking with the
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figures down there, they immediately and I'm looking at
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you Quill Knock immediately went and started dispatching of them.
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One thing led to another. The figures explained that they
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were part of the village, but they were cast out when they
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protested the logging, made a deal with the forest itself and
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have decided to create mutated children from the runaway and
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lost children of the village. And they abducted the children
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and decided to continue to mutate them and send them back
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into Ikerthorne to rain hell on the people that cast them out.
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One thing led to another, pretty much everyone died.
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I mean the plus thing there is that the cultist died which is
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what but they Knox original goal.
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But were they cultists, though? Hard to say they're dead.
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It's hard to stay, yeah. Can't ask them anymore.
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They were doing culty. Shit they were.
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They were doing culty shit, but on behalf of the forest itself.
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Either way, after they had been dispatched, part of the
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mutations on the children kind of went away, but they still had
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the disfigurements from whatever spell that the the figures were
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doing. And Deru the hog beasts decided
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to rally said children and send them back to Eiker Thorne to
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basically take over town and kill all the inhabitants.
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And that's where we left off. As you guys are standing there
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kind of trying to process what's going on, you see Grin off to
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the side, still processing everything as well.
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He gets swooped up by a couple of these mutated children off of
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his feet and he's being carried out of the tunnel.
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You hear him screaming for somebody to come grab him.
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By the time you guys notice, they are actually up out of the
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opening and going into that tunnel headed towards Eigerthorn
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with him in hand. Well, I guess that gives us a
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bit of a direction on where we need to go.
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Are they going to kill everyone? Oh yeah, I believe so.
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I knew it was a bad idea to free them.
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Such a bad idea. You don't have it to badge in
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diplomacy do you? Full knock I.
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Mean, as long as the village is still there, that's really all
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we care about, right? I think the Archbishop's going
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to be. Pissed.
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Yeah. Art Rogue.
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Art Rogue. Really though.
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I mean. You really I haven't.
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Oh well, I guess this is I only only I care about this then.
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No, that's right. I don't know what you're talking
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about. Good.
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So where do when do I get my badge for helping you?
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Is it at the town or? Yeah, I think we have to go back
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to town to get the badge. Arty could do that.
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We probably should say. Get your final Test.
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Arty's final Test. Yeah, you got to track us back
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to the to the village. Well, I'll have you know
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Quilnock, I am the mightiest tracker and navigator, but we
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could probably just follow the kids.
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And I'm going to point out the trailing dust.
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And dung. They are animals.
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I don't want to smell their scat.
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Please put that down, Phil. Like I would sully my clean
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armor just touching that just see you.
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Holding a fistful. Wiping your hands, just dropping
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a handful. Of rabbit shit like they're
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Cocoa Puffs. They went in this direction.
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It's still warm to the Dutch. Good.
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He like picks them up and just kind of like sprinkles someone
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there to watch like him fall to the ground.
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Yeah, look for the wind. Oh, we must go where?
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In a cave. All right, well, if there, if,
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if there's no like test for navigating, we'll just follow
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these these. I need my badge, man.
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It's my final Test. OK.
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Just to let you guys know is probably getting close if not
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already there to the end of the day as well.
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It's been it. It's been a long rough day as
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well, so. At that point, yeah, quote
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unlocks and be like, I understand following them, but I
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do like the idea of being able to sleep with a roof over my
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head. Fairpoint no, that's fine.
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Like I said #1 tracker and I'm going to open up my vest code
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and there's a badge for tracking.
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Great, where's your sewing batch?
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I'm going to open up my other breast coat pocket thing and
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there's like this weird, you know those wallets that have all
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the family photos in them? Just a thing on Ravels right
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here at the bottom. First one I ever got.
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He seems well prepared. I am.
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I'm a Boy Scout. Great, so go ahead and start a
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fire at the fireplace in the cabin.
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You guys going out of The Cave and going up the ladder back
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into the cabin proper? Yeah.
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Yeah, OK. As you guys get back into the
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cabin proper out of the trap door, you'll notice that there's
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smoke billowing in from the living room into the kitchen
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area. Because if you guys remember,
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you left a rolled up carpet shoved into the fireplace.
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No. And I.
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Pushed it in the hole. OK, I can push the hole.
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Oh fuck. The burnt carpet into the acid
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hole that the the bear burnt, yes.
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Either way, there's smoke billowing in because that living
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room is on fire. Is there is there water around?
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There is a barrel of pickled rats.
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I grabbed the barrel of pickled rats and cleaned it out the
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fire. I would love it if you would
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roll me a string check. Oh hold on, 8/18 on the Die 18.
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Tell me what you do then. I you said pickled rats, right?
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Yes. So there's got to be a little
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bit of juice in there. Oh yeah.
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Oh yeah, he, he drank some, all right.
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I'm going to in a panic. Don't worry boys, I'm prepared
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for this. And I grabbed that barrel and I
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lift it up and I kind of chucked the whole thing at the fire,
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hoping to put it out in one big pickly juice mess.
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OK, as you throw the barrel, it breaks.
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There's pickled rats that just scatter across the room, and for
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the most part the major part of the fire is contained.
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Nice, all them wet rats are going to definitely help put out
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the fire. That yes, all the dead wet rats
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will definitely help put out the fire.
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What a grossie. So do you got like a
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firefighting badge too? Yes.
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Definitely you do now. And I pull my boot off and I
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take out another little wallet of badges.
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Oh, I see a barrel tossing in there.
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Wow, that's fitting. That was actually an honorary
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one I got from joining another Girl Scout group.
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They're strong, crazy strong. I've trained all over with many
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different scouts all. Right, great.
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Sounds like a real complex back story.
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Fuck. And yeah, Kolnak will go in and
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just like is there any area that is not covered in pickle juice
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that I might be able to just. There is another room that you
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guys didn't even bother to go into that was on the right hand
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side of where the bear was. All right.
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I suppose if we're going to stay here, we should probably secure
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the premises. So let's just go ahead and take
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a look at behind you already. Go ahead and open this door for
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me. He's he salutes and goes and
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opens the door. Opening the door you find 3
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unkept soiled beds. Well, they're not great, but I
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think this is the bedroom I call Middle so I can be between my
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friends. Oh, that bed's much too soft,
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but this? One's just hard.
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And this one's just right. I called dibs on that one.
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Hey, what if we turned them into bunk beds?
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We have so much more room for activities.
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Absolutely not. Fine.
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No, I'm just going to lay my crunchy blanket down and get a
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good couple Z's in. So to stop that whole
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conversation going, you guys sleep for the night and the next
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day approaches. Somebody roll me AD 10.
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Jacob. Oh no.
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OK, well, 4. Four, fantastic.
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And then, yeah, no, it's, it is tomorrow will be AD 8.
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Some somebody roll me AD 12 for the weather.
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It is a six. All right, as you get up in the
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morning, it is dead quiet. Not a sound can be heard.
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The fire's long been out. The smell of burnt pickled rats
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kind of building up in the living room there.
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And that's. Yeah, that's pretty much what's
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going on. What what are you guys plans?
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I'm. Going to be making breakfast,
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pickled eggs and I'll serve up the boys before we leave, that
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way we can get a meal in. Which eggs?
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I just squeezed some of the rats, like run them out and
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collected their intestines and stuff and you know, stir fried
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that up. Fantastic.
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I do have some lard so I will offer some of the lard to cook
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it up. Little stone soup action, huh?
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Yeah. Got anything to add to the the
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potluck there, crunchy boy? Just a crunchy blanket.
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No, no, I have nothing. You want to rattle some of the
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salt off of your. Some of the soiledness.
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Off my market, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some of this to your brine.
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I'm. Just scraping it with the.
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Protein got to keep your electrolytes up, if you know
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what I mean. Oh, this in this blanket.
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We've been through a lot. All right, so it already serves
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up breakfast. Fantastic.
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And then we'll head out. I'm not eating that.
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All right, as you guys leave the front door of the the cottage,
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you can see clear as day the route that the children have
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taken. They are not making it's very
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difficult for them to be tracked.
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As you guys travel through the day, you notice that some of the
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smaller children have been trampled, just squished into the
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mud and the impaled on branches on the trees.
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Problems fixing itself and. You're.
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Not or they're just wedding out the week, but as you guys are
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making your way through, you're making pretty good time because
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you pretty much can follow the route back.
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Other than that, really nothing of interest happens throughout
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the day and night falls all. Right.
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I don't know if we want to try to make a tent out of that
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disgusting blanket. Oh.
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No, it's it's more of a one person tent right now.
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You know there's enough bodies around I can make a lean to.
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Just saying if you're OK. Sounds good, I'm going to start.
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Now, you guys could stay for the night or you could power through
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throughout the night. That's purely up to you.
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I mean, I don't know how important it is for you guys to
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get back to Eiger Thorne itself. It sounds like we're just going
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to get yelled at once we get there.
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So, yeah, so it's like the like slowly dragging your feet at
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this point because it's not going to be good when we get
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there. So we don't have to get there in
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a hurry. That's fair, That's fair.
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Plus I get to show off already gets to show off all of his cool
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skills. It's.
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Debatable. What do you mean?
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By all means. I pull some corpses out of the
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mud and set up a lean to with their petrified bodies.
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OK, you grab some what appears to be like a a couple of
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different rabbits and some foxes and some larger than normal
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toads and sort of lash them together into what I can only
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imagine would be a rigor mortis lean to.
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Upon seeing that, cool, that's just going to kind of, I changed
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my mind. I'm just going to go sleep under
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this tree over here. Oh, OK, more room for me and
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Phil. Oh, you know, bodies keep the
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body warm, you know? Not to butt, as one would say.
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Yes, not to butt. Just Brian, she comes, comes off
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the tongue. Very nice.
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I knew a guy. Did Phil just find himself a new
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ward or? 15 years being this guy.
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Yeah, you look sad behind that steel.
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Oh, you could tell. Oh.
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Well, I could feel it, yeah. The next day somebody roll me AD
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8 for the misery table. Levi.
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Oh no. I want you to be the one.
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That's the one, no? No freaking way.
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Did you just did you just end everything?
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In 20 minutes, yeah. So somebody go and roll me AD 12
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for the weather. 2. All right, you guys are woken up
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not only by hammering rain out of nowhere, pounding the whole
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area with heavy rain, almost painful rain, and you hear a
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gong in the background echoing off of the trees.
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All praise inside the Underworlds.
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Diapare the black disc, it stands for the sun, All praise,
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bearing, beaming with the light, light all praise the fire which
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burns all. And the darkness shall swallow,
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swallow. And everything, any color that
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would be in the world has just been completely drained.
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Any the color that you would have in your badges there,
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Arnie, are just different Shades of Grey.
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Fifty of them, actually, and it's just hammering rain.
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Way too fast. What would you guys like to do?
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Well, Phil and I are very dry. We're going to call out to Quill
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Knock. As at the beginning.
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Buddy, I can't hear him through the rain.
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Was that him? He's right here behind me.
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What did you get in here? Did.
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You hear that noise? Yeah.
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I felt the gone and reverberated through all.
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I blocked the color to my badges.
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I don't know what's going on and I'm kind of.
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It's the inhabitable. I don't know what that means.
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The inevitable. Badge.
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I don't know what you're talking about either.
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Look, maybe we should just continue.
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On and prop some. Sort of parasol maybe to block
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the range. It looks pretty bad out there,
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I'm not going to lie. I mean, we, we have sticks, we
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can use my blanket as a shield. I'm.
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Going to break off someone's leg and then and then attach the
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blanket to the top of it I. Mean there's antlers right here.
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You know I'm just going to RIP an antler off.
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Oh, that's a better. I forgot.
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They're creatures. Yeah, we'll make a, we'll make
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an umbrella. And out of that crunchy blanket,
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yeah. And.
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Fantastic. We're going to try to keep
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scooting up. I'm very.
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Confused. As they walk, Quinnock's going
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to kind of linger behind and he is just just following along but
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letting the range just like pound down on his head, feeling
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it run just down. He can feel the rain mixing with
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blood that's still seeping from where his eyes used to be and
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the stones replaced. He starts to think about his
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family, how they died as the cultist came and slaughtered
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them, remembering what it felt like being tied to the altar as
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they removed his eyes. And that anger towards the
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cultist. And it begins to bring him some
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sort of peace to realize as things ending, his pain will be
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ending and the cultist will at least be facing some sort of
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justice. Phil, as the world has just
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grown unbearably Gray and lifeless, what?
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What's going on in your head right now?
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Phil is thinking about dying of Nikes.
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It's just another day for him. He.
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Doesn't know what's going on, but he's damaged.
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All right, Artie. After.
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Going through what? The.
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Fuck, am I supposed to say to that?
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Yeah. I mean, shit, I love Dino
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nuggies too. I mean, if it's if it's the end
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of days, I want to know where my nuggies are.
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Right, Artie? You're going through your badges
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and you see that any color that was there that is just been bled
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out and it's just varying Shades of Grey.
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The images themselves have kind of just together.
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You, you can't even recognize what the badges are anymore.
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What? What's going through your head
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right now? Already can't remember or he
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can't recognize the what they look like anymore.
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But he knows where every single badge was placed in every single
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sleeve, in every single pocket or hidey hole he's got.
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But he also starts remembering how he got those badges and how
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they were not originally his to begin with.
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And he's not really a boy scouter.
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Every badge that he has he can remember so well because he went
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out and killed other Boy Scouts during their test to get that
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badge. Jesus.
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And that is how he became such a great Boy Scout, by killing
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other ones. And taking.
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Their badges and their powers. Except the one Boy Scout killer.
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The one badge he truly earned, the key string 1.
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And then and he's he's thinking about his next target, the final
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badge, the Grand Master Boy Scout, and how he's on his way.
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So while he's walking behind Phil and this makeshift
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umbrella, he's just kind of smiling to himself, thinking
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these colors come back. They always do after a fresh
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kill. And that's it.
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All right. As you guys are making your way
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through, it seems to be going a lot quicker.
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And then it was on the way. And you know how when you go
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somewhere, you start driving back and you're like, oh, this,
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this crowd's way quicker than get in there.
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You finally find yourself at the edge of the tree line.
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And as you guys are getting closer, you see that even though
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it's hammering rain, there is a glow not unlike Sephalas's body
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that when he was on fire coming from Igor Thorne itself.
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And you hear but no you don't hear anything is the weird
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thing. But you just see this weird
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fiery glow coming from the town and you see man and woman being
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chased by mutated child back and forth, arms and legs gripped
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from body, people being disemboweled, the smaller
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animals being trampled by the people and the larger ones just
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ripping everything from from flesh to bone.
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You see Proxic over there just being arms ripped from his body.
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He's being quarter erm is being held by two malformed creatures,
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one with gnarly antlers and the other one with with weird
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pustules coming off like a frog type body as Daeru himself is
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taking his tusks and slicing across the stomach and ripping
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out his guts. And as this is going on, you're
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walking towards town, everything stops and they stare at you.
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And this is a good time for a break.
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All praise it sobbing neck the underworld's nightmare, the
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black disc it stands before the sun, sun, sun, all praise, very
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beaming with delight. Light all praise the fire which
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burns all, And the darkness shall swallow, swallow the
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darkness 10 days and one the writings of sorcerers will be
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made pale as air as air and blood cough shall spread like
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fire across the wastelands of the droughts, lands of the
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drought, and the deaths of the end of death shall bring forth
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shall flying specters, flying crawling beasts, crawling
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beasts, and they're passing the worms grow fat, grow the
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vultures, wary vultures. Those who walk on two legs shall
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be nameless as the beasts in the field.
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Field as at the beginning, as so at the end.
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All manner of fly and wasp shall fill the air, shall fill the air
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in the heart of Sarkash. The heart of dusk shall breathe
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beneath the weakened trees. That which was hewed by a man
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was shall now be hewed in its turn.
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In its turn. Welcome back to Flail of the
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Face. When we left off, all these guys
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were staring at the town of Ikerthorne engulfed in flames as
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both the inhabitants and their mutated children are fighting
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each other. And all of a sudden, the tension
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has been shifted from the battle between them to our our hopeless
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scum. And with that, we're going to
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cut and shoot it over to turdwad and screech.
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As you guys are sitting on the beach in Cancun in your little
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bark of loungers, a torrential downpour just completely engulfs
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you and you hear the gong. And as you hear the gongs, all
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of the color in the world is just drained away to varying
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Shades of Grey. What is going through you guys?
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We're fucked. You might be right.
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I'm going to try something and I'm going to try to use my God
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shit powers to create my own little.
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Safe. Bubble around Cancun, or at
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least my cabana and my cabana boy.
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Around Cancun. Well maybe not all Cancun, just
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the beach I'm on with my people here.
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I just, I'm testing the waters. I don't know how far my godship
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powers go. Please don't.
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That's the. Water.
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He wants the wand they're going to put.
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Your shitty toes in the nice water.
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Yeah, as you're sitting there, you see the color drained from
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the world around you as the gong is still echoing off the palm
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trees behind you. You start wrapping yourself in a
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cocoon and are you wrapping Screech up as well?
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Screeching my cabana boy. Yeah, and then we're going to,
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we're going to do the weird shit lion connection.
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God damn it, I hate turdoil so much.
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Like some neurons connecting inside the cocoon so I can have
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a chat. With you did this to you.
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Yeah, just multiple. Yeah, yeah.
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You don't got to make it worse. You.
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Just got to explain what you know, what the process evolves.
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I'm getting stronger, more, more.
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Mature as a God. Worse.
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More analog, smellier. Bro, I didn't choose to be the
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God of shit. It just kind of happened, yeah.
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Shit, life chose you. Yep, all right, fine screech.
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I. I need to talk to Dorian for a
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moment here. Thank you.
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Glad we didn't have to push this time to get up so.
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It was. Finally happened 7 misery and
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all and ever. I told you we'd probably be
26:21
having to leave. And while I'm in the cocoon, I'm
26:23
going to be like more of our bodies into a little little open
26:27
space inside there and then a little, I mean pod shoots out
26:31
from the top and a light. Pops open.
26:36
So it's kind of like the Matrix scene where we're going and
26:39
we're sitting in the chairs. I.
26:42
What inside my shit cocoon? I hate all of this.
26:46
And then screen almost like a window so slowly turn you a
26:49
cocoon submarine. And now?
26:52
Now Dorian can see what's happening on the outside.
26:55
Cancun's not so bright anymore, is it Dorian?
26:58
It never was. I mean, in the mind's eye.
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But now colors literally faded. It's time we moved on.
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Remember that place I've been telling you about?
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No. Yeah.
27:12
No, no, I know what you're talking about.
27:14
Yeah, right, The dog boy he invited.
27:17
US. Remember that little adventure
27:19
we had out in the safaris? You're.
27:22
Talking about the wrong guy. Me.
27:26
I wasn't there. Oh, right, I still figured that
27:30
you and Screech might be trying to join that temporal
27:34
connection, but apparently that's.
27:37
I see that. Glad you haven't brought me in
27:39
in the last three months, but I'd.
27:43
Like to say this get to the fucking point.
27:47
Well, we have to leave or I'm not sure how well we will to
27:51
stay I. Think that you have been over
27:54
exaggerating about what qualifies as a God.
27:58
You mean I have all these cool powers?
28:02
I saved your. Life I think cool is pretty
28:04
fucking subjective. For us all.
28:10
Right. Oh, you're not a part of this
28:12
conversation. Please, just could you screech.
28:15
Oh fuck. Off.
28:18
We're going to leave. You're going to come with.
28:21
I'm sorry, Phil. But I assumed I didn't have a
28:24
choice. We're A-Team, we will always be
28:29
a team. I get it, I smell like shit 100%
28:32
of the time, but I don't cough blood anymore.
28:34
I fucking I'm cool with that. You're welcome.
28:38
Yeah, OK, fine, let's go for it. Try to have that in fucking New
28:41
World's turd God. Much better.
28:46
Yeah. Downgrade watch.
28:51
Reject you from my mind and then I'm going to try and tap into
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either nowhere or what I perceive as a similar dimension
29:02
maybe. Try as you may tap into
29:07
something beyond yourself, you do realize that this God complex
29:14
that you've assumed is all in your head.
29:20
And as you were having this conversation you noticed through
29:23
the that thin veil that you were showing the screech the outside
29:27
world even though it's pounding rain, you see that all of the
29:30
surrounding chairs are just bursting into flames.
29:33
The palm trees behind are are just completely igniting and the
29:39
cabana boy person that had brought you your drinks earlier
29:44
is running screaming and just lit on fire.
29:47
Even stop dropping rolls, not working four of them and we're
29:51
going to cut there. To Tommy on his cousin's copy
29:56
Bara farm out in grift. Tommy's he left the life of the
30:08
arch rope behind because it just, it wasn't working out.
30:11
So he hooked up with his cousin Crater out in grift to help
30:14
raise copy bars. And it's the most piece he's had
30:18
in his whole life. It's always been just constant
30:21
conflict. And as he's sitting there
30:24
greeting the new day, he hears the gong and he's being
30:29
completely drenched by the heavy downpour.
30:32
And he just gets this sickening feeling in a stomach, knowing
30:36
that this is going to be the last day that he's going to
30:40
have. And he looks out at his cousin
30:42
that's rounding up the coffee bars and through the rain, he
30:48
just, he just starts falling. He just he knows that it's it's
30:52
done and then as as he's tearing up one after another of these
31:00
coffee bars just start self emulating and just start pursing
31:04
the flames and crater his cousin is freaking out and crater
31:12
bursts the flames as well. It is absolute madness.
31:17
And at that point you can cut to the the boys that are in
31:22
Ikerthorne, Turdwod and screech on the burning beaches of Cancun
31:28
and Crater and Tommy out on the copy Borough farm and Grift and
31:35
everything slowly turns to black.
31:42
All praise in Sodom Neck, the Underworld's nightmare black
31:48
disc which stands before the sun.
31:50
Sun, all praise, very beaming with delight.
31:53
Light, all praise the fire which burns all.
31:57
And the darkness shall swallow, swallow the darkness.
32:43
The five of you, Phil, Artie, Quillnock, Tommy and Screech are
32:53
awakened by a warm rain and your eyes struggle to focus.
32:57
The only light is coming from the guards head, which seems to
33:01
flicker as he shakes his body, effectively stopping the foul
33:06
smelling shower. A poster up bed, rusty iron bars
33:13
and darkness is all that surrounds you.
33:16
The deafening silence is sliced apart by a frail voice coming
33:22
from the cell next to you. Oh.
33:26
Fuck, you guys are awake. Oh God, that looks infected.
34:19
Hey everybody, Kevin at the end of the episode.
34:21
This episode features the adventure actor Thorne by Kevin
34:23
Welch, which can be found in the merkborg anthology journey
34:26
through the Dying lands released through madness heart press and
34:29
the introduction to trapped within by wolfram to Phil Jensen
34:33
with Levi playing Phil The fugitive night by all eyes no
34:36
game. Thomas playing Quill Knock, a
34:37
profane survivor by Jared Barnes of the called Ossuary, Jake
34:40
playing Artie the domitable Mountaineer by Rudos Cone and
34:44
Turdwod the Fekulent 1, and Nate reprising his role as Screech
34:48
the Narcomancer by Brain Rat. Check out all these cool things
34:50
in the respective ex liver small court entries in the description
34:53
accompanying this episode. I also want to personally thank
34:56
all the cast past and present for making this show happen and
34:59
the many guests that we have featured Walton Wood, John
35:02
Baltusburger, Rugos Cone, Johan Noor, and Daniel Carson.
35:05
Really Also a huge thank you to the folks that have lent their
35:08
art for thumbnails and companion content, Tom Gambino Gaffey and
35:12
Marianne Welch. And most importantly, I want to
35:14
thank everyone who's taking the time to listen to just shuffle
35:16
fox stumble through the first season.
35:18
We appreciate every last one of you.
35:19
We have one more thing up our sleeves.
35:21
Then we're going to take a well, dessert break before we start
35:24
season 2. Thank you all again.
35:25
And you might want to get that checked out.
35:28
That looks infected. And while you're at it, check us
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35:49
With that, thanks for listening and we'll catch you guys next
35:52
time. Oh God damn it.
36:09
Holy. Shit.
36:11
Jesus Christ. Do we wake up knowing what
36:14
happened? What a purple loophole.
36:17
Oh. Fuck basically where the season
36:22
started in the small yeah cell. What the fuck?
36:27
I know what the. A good idea, that's So what?
36:30
A good idea? It was a bitch to get over there
36:33
in the first place. Yeah, feel something.
36:39
We took like literally the hardest fucking path.
36:43
Ohhh yeah. Ohh yeah.
36:48
Holy shit, I'm still on fire. I'm pretty damn good.
36:55
I'm not done yet. Oh no.
36:58
Oh no. Dub www.geesure is empty here at
37:13
the end of the world world. Kind of wish I'd brought a
37:16
sandwich. Sandwich.
37:17
I wonder if there's a hey, is that a nook?
37:19
Had a nook? A nook.
37:20
Brugal. Brugal.
37:22
Is that you? I think so.
37:24
I think so. It's me.
37:25
I look. I look.
37:26
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I noticed.
37:28
I noticed. What are you doing here?
37:31
Being dead, I guess. I guess.
37:33
Yeah, you're the same mix. The story of my life, my life.
37:36
Kind of wish I'd packed a sandwich.
37:37
Sandwich. I was just saying the same
37:39
thing, same thing. So you seen anyone else around?
37:42
Here, around here, Nope, Just you.
37:45
Just you. Yeah, yeah.
37:48
So Netflix and flails and flail. Let's see what's good, what's
38:19
good. Good night Merk Borg, Written
38:30
and illustrated by Rugos Cone. In the great yellow cathedral
38:37
there was a blood red throne and a black disc, and a picture of
38:42
the two headed basilisk, and there were goblins and worse
38:47
were spreading their curse. And the two dead earthbound, and
38:52
a stinking burial mound and little crypt and a scroll that's
38:58
been ripped and a flail and a Mace and a grimacing smashed
39:04
face, splattering blood all over the place.
39:11
Goodnight Murt Borg. Goodnight black disc, goodnight
39:16
Basilisk, Goodnight Torchlight and the Blood Red throne.
39:23
Goodnight Goblins, Worse. Goodnight Curse, goodnight
39:28
earthbound bound and burial mound.
39:34
Goodnight Yusabu Neck. Goodnight Galkin back.
39:39
Goodnight Little Crypt and goodnight scroll that's been
39:43
ripped. Good night flail flail and good
39:46
night Mace. Good night nameless scum, scum.
39:52
Good night smashed face and good night to the blood splatters all
39:59
over the place. Good night miseries, good night
40:07
despair. Good night.
40:10
Brutal nightmare. Nightmare.
40:15
The end, The end. The end of everything.
40:18
Everything.