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Romancing the Stone · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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M m m h h. It is time to leave your worries outside and
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come laugh with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Maley along with Trey Trenholm
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and Raj Sharma in today's show. Kay, We're gonna have fun. We're
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gonna uh get knee deep into some stupid as we as we are known to
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do. And in part of that is going to be a good old fashioned
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buck stabbing. It's not the first in the Treehouse, but there's been another
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butt stabbing I'll tell you about. Also, there's some controversy about whether a
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family is being tormented by aliens or demons. We'll get into that along with
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Salmon Jizz and I want to start today with something softer or romantic, sweeter
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luscious. Are either of you guys big into romance novels like the dirty kind,
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like the like the I don't, I don't know how they are there
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different kinds, Sure, there's different levels. It's like it's just like it's
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just like very uh well uh well put together, well thought out porn like
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word porn define romance. Yeah, I mean, if you want to say
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that Hannibal and Clarice had a romance, yes, I'm all in. I
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mean, one couldn't exist with one the other. Yeah, it's not your
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traditional romantic on screen doing Fabio the no, oh, it's not that.
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That's yeah. The Silence of the Lambs would have been very different if Fabio's
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cast as Hannibal Lecter, although now I kind of want to see that version.
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The only reason he has the mask on his face because he got hit
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by a goose exactly. They're wheeling him off of the roller coaster. Fava
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been scene would also be really different. I told you we were going to
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be need even stupid. This only took about a minute. So now the
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reason I asked you guys this, I'm curious, are either of you into
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or have you read any romance novels? I mean, are we talking about
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like the cheesy like Fabio on the cover type? Uh? What I want?
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Yeah? No, I think we've all read a little bit of of
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of those books out of curiosity. I did because I occasionally found them because
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my family is voracious readers, and I would occasionally see these books at half
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priced books, especially, so I'd be like, what, what's like I'll
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see in TV shows or something someone will reference them and I'll see them like,
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what is this and I'll see fabi. I was like, okay,
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I got it curious and then I open it up and it's the standard mushroom
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headed warrior plowing the you know, the supple field type nonsense. But no,
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what I mean specifically is romance new romance like Fifty Shades of Gray,
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The note Book, The faulton Our Stars, and all those other books that
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that guy wrote that keep turning into movies. Fifty Shades was actually those books
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were very good. I did like them. That would I don't know if
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I call that romance? But yeah, so is that to some that that
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is? That is some people's version of romance. Yes, the people that
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like them heel to the nuts, that's that's a high heel to your ball
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sack, that's who That's what they call romance. That's right. I mean
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a romantic dinner and one of you is suspended from the ceiling in hooks,
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you know, to each their own. Now, the reason I ask is
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because someone asked two thousand romance readers who the best boyfriends and girlfriends are from
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the novels from their romance novels and coming in at the number one spot for
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top boyfriend and Romance any guesses. I don't know anybody's names, so I'm
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gonna go to the Notebook guy. That's a very very good guess. In
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fact, it's such a good guess. Not only is that correct the character's
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name is Noah Calhoun from The Notebook. He took the top spot as far
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as favorite boyfriend among romance readers, but it also gives me an excuse to
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play this timeless clip from the movie adaptation of The Notebook, where the lead
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characters not only have to figure out whether or not they want to spend the
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rest of their lives together, but like the rest of us, also try
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to figure out whether and they also have to figure out what they want to
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eat for dinner? What do you want? What do you want? What
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do you want? Damn? What do you want? I have to go
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that will never not be old to me? From the writer, from the
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writer of What's in in the Box, Here's what do you want? It's
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the safe guy. I wrote that. Yeah, I should actually say it's
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it's that will never get old to me. Yeah. It makes me smile
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every single time. It obviously makes Trey smile every single time. It brings
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joy to me. Yeah, I've seen the Instagram. It's a great Uh.
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Some people do like a mix on there where it's like, hey,
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honey, so you know, what are we having for dinner? And then
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it'll cut to that clip. So I've seen that and it makes me laugh
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every time because it's so very true. So I I here's how I've solved
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that, just a just a coick tangent an x of mine solve that dilemma
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on what to eat for dinner. Yeah, so what you do is what
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she would do is, okay, pick two things and then pretend they're in
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front of you. Which one would you reach for first? Which one would
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you eat? And if that doesn't work, like try like in your head,
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go here's the two places we want to go, and then eat your
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favorite dish, like imaginary, eat your favorite dish and then that's the whatever
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one you went, Oh yeah, that's good, that's where you want to
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go. And it would take seconds. It was. It was pretty cool.
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That's the only redeeming quality she had. I can't even make that up.
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That's the only redem every other way awful, but she cracked the coat
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on figuring out what I'll show you how awful she is watched watch Trey's face.
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She used to order Johnny Walker black with coke. Oh that's gross.
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There you go. That's the if I can that, If you can make
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that drink turn into a person, that's who she was. If that's your
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choice of drink. I don't know what her choice for food was going to
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be. Was always in and out. But uh, but yeah, that's
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how I would. I was like, you know, I'm really hungry,
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but I don't know what I want. We'll put two things in front of
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you and imaginely put too and now reach for it. If that doesn't work,
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now actually taste it. That's what you want. So for our listeners,
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that could possibly help some people. Please, if you find yourself in
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that dilemma trying to figure out the angel question, what do you want for
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dinner? Try that method and let us know if that works. Oh yeah,
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please video it. Video, yeah, telling, telling your your wife
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or girlfriend. Hey, just imagine the two things. I want to watch
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this. Yes, please video here. I would love to see this work.
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Other top boyfriends according to Romance readers, Christian Gray came in the second
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spot from fifty Shades of Gray and number three Edward Cullen from Twilight. Okay,
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Now the top three girlfriends Number one Anastasia Steal from Fifty Shades of Gray,
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Number two Bella Swan from Twilight, and number three the dark horse Juliet
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from Romeo and Juliet. Oh interesting, Okay, so I guess the romance
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I guess the romance readers were really big on Juliette killing herself for her boyfriend.
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Yeah, that's she should have been number one as far as commitment goes.
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Yeah, she's like, she will die for you for real. So
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all these romance readers being asked who the top boyfriends and girlfriends are in romance
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novels got me wondering. I wonder what my ideal fictional lover should be.
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For you, Raj and you Trey, who would be your ideal fictional partner?
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And I want you to do this for me as well. But I'll
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stall a little bit, give you a chance to think about it, because
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I've had a couple of days to think about this, and I've got an
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answer for both of you. Okay, So I have decided that for Trey,
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Okay, Trey, I believe I have found your ideal fictional partner,
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Okay, and your ideal fictional partner to me is hang on one second,
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hang on, I lost my window. Your ideal fictional partner is Sharon Stone
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from Basic Instinct. Oh good one. Yeah, I think the proper the
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I think the right mix of hot and crazy and us come together in one
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fictional character to be your ideal mate. That's a good one. That took
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me about That took me about five seconds to come up with. For you,
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Trey, that was that was pretty straightforward. That was pretty simple.
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There was a brief moment where I thought about Rebecca de Mornay's character in The
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Hands, That's what I was gonna Yeah, but this is a little sexier.
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Yeah. Yeah, I feel like Trey would be more turned on about
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his lover possibly murdering him with an ice pick as opposed to breast as opposed
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to attempting to breastfeed somebody else's child. And I mean, but she did
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try to murder the wife, And yeah, I think that's that's I think
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that's a level of love and commitment that Trey appreciates. Yeah, and I
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felt like Glenn Close in Uh Fatal Attraction was a little too obvious. Yeah.
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Plus, plus it really makes it it really makes me feel uncomfortable to
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think about her boiling Daisy trays Jihuahua. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
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so. Anyway, Raj, I'm sure you're probably wondering, Okay, well
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who did who did Dan choose for me? Right? Yeah? This isn't
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bad. I mean, let's see so for you, Raj, I think
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your ideal fictional partner should be make sure I don't lose my window on this
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one here as I share my screen for you to witness this. I believe
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your ideal fictional partner is Sidney Sweeney. Do you know Sidney Sweeney is No.
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Her most recent film role is Anyone But You with Glenn Powell. She's
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probably best known for her role in Euphora with Zindeia m Basically, Raj,
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I haven't seen this movie. I don't know if it's actually an ideal character
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for you. I just know your type. Your type is blonde hair,
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big boobs, and so I think that's your woman right there? There you
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go, she wins. I don't even know what the movie is. From
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what I've heard, you don't want to oh, blondhair, big boobs and
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a bad actress. I'm in love. I would have thought Raj would have
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been like, you know, my mind, for Raj, you're gonna go
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more like uh ninety sitcom mom, like Missus Walsh from nine O two one
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Oh. That would be yeah, that'd mean no, I wouldn't want to
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I wouldn't want a banger. I just wouldn't want her to make cast role
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you wanted to be like your missus Garrett? Does that make me ornold?
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I feel like we've got a fact of life reboot ready to happen. What's
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surprising twists, that's the porn parody nobody wants for I went, I went
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nineties sitcom as well for both of you, Like I think, yeah,
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I did. I think for Tray, I would take Elaine from Seinfeld because
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she's very pretty, she's got a job, she's very functional, but she's
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bat shit insane and a terrible dancer and it's hilarious. Uh and just just
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remember the Elaine dance. I just I would see her doing that and then
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in the back of my head like a very proud Tray watching like supporting,
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like cheering her on. And then I went same thing for you. I
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think like for dance, I would go with Monica from Friends like good cook,
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she's neat, she's tidy, she's adventurous apparently in the bedroom according to
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multiple episodes. So that's that with those were my two. I went very
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I went very basic. Literally, I went very basic. Uh Honestly,
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I think I think you kind of nailed it, Raj, because as Tara
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and I are in the middle of rewatching friends right now, it's it's not
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the first time that it's dawned on me, but it is a reminder that
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I'm married Monica. Yes, she's extremely organized and yep, yeah for Dan.
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For Dan, I I I'm thinking more like Michael Knight. He had
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a great hang on hang on. Your ideal fictional partner for me is David
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Hasselhoff from Night Writer. Yeah. He had a great, great charisma,
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a great, great connection with Kit And I know your love, your your
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love and proclivity for you know, guys with bad hair and trans ams.
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I'm gonna have to do it. I'm You're gonna make me call nine one
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one again. I'm gonna have to report another murder in here and that and
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that makes you a serial killer, Trey brilliant. The worst thing. I
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can't even be that mad at you because it's really funny. Oh I didn't
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see that one coming, did you? How could I? Oh my god,
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episode that it's been twenty years since you and I have known each other,
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and even longer than the time that I've known Trey, and I have not
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given either one of you a gift ever. And I'm honestly proud of that,
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because if I started get having you gifts and you'd feel the need to
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have to give me one, and they just have this never ending cycle,
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I'd just rather just not participate and we all just you know, say you
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say happy Birthday, Merry Christmas or Happy du Vale or whatever it is.
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It's like whatever a gift giving scenario is, it's be like finger point finger
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guns like Isaac and love Boat, thumbs up, whatever it is. Don't
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need to worry about the presence. Until I saw this, because when I
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was thinking of or not thinking of, I knew which photo I was going
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to use. When I unveiled who I thought would make for Trey's ideal fictional
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character. It's the scene in Basic Instinct with Sharon Stone. But did you
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know that there's actually a figurine of Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct that you can
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purchase. No, that's okay, and a niche. That's a niche market
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very much. Now this is a one quarter gale Jesus. For a mere
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fifteen hundred dollars, you can have a quarter scale Sharon Stone legs crossed smoking
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a cigarette in your house. That's creepy. So should I come across fifteen
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hundred dollars in completely stupid disposable income? You might get a knock on your
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door tray, so don't shoot it, don't don't let the dog blow torch
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it. Why, that's a great question. There was actually there was actually
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a in my image search, I guess it was a comic book store somewhere.
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There was like on a glass case on the display there was these comic
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book figurines. There was a batman, I think there was a riddler,
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and in the middle of them was this quarter scale Sharon Stone sitting in the
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chair from Basic Instinct figurine. I didn't even know that those existed, but
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I was it's kind of well, you know, it's how many of them
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in the world are there? Like, is that the one? Is that?
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Why it's fifteen hundred dollars. That was the most interesting thing is if
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you looked on there it said one sould and like that was the last one.
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So I'm guessing it was two. Gotcha? Or does he make them
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as the as the orders are placed? Yeah, they might be customed,
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yeah, because I would think. Now, the interesting thing on that one
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was like in the in the in the photo I showed you, guys,
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she's got the cigarette on, all right, she's got you smoking the cigarette,
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and she's got like the shawl or the cover up thing over the white
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mini skirt dress. So it's not the the beaver scene that we're all aware
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of. I would think if someone's making the fifteen dollar version with the legs
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crossed, and I'm sure there's a two thousand dollars version where the legs are
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where the beavers saying hello, how about that? Yeah? I think you
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can. I think you can maybe order it from that guy like he seems
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to be. That's a really that's a niche. That's a niche market to
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have that displayed in your house. Just imagine Trey bringing a date home and
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it's in the corner. You have to do that. It's in the corner
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with an ice pick in its lap. Shall we move into the bedroom?
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girl stabs a boyfriend in the butt with a fork. Okay, And so
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three three cook DFW the website cookdfw dot com. I saw a headline recently
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and it made me think of you, Daniel and your lovely wife Carrie.
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There was a massive argument and the girlfriend grabbed a fork and stabbed her boyfriend
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in the butt with it. She called it a light hope. The boyfriend
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told the police, no, that was a full on stabbing. My question
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to you today is, have you ever done something that made Carrie want to
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stab you in the butt with a fork? Carrie has stabbed me in the
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butt with the fork. Whatever. Sometimes you ask questions in in these spots
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and you don't always expect the answer that you're gonna get. But luckily I
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have a very muscular butt, and then there's the answers that you don't necessarily
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want. Yeah, there it is. I was wondering how much of the
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fork went into the butt with Daniel and carry or in the story, Well,
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he says he has a muscular butt, so I mean he might have
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like like flexed at the moment of impact. Yeah, maybe he was preparing
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himself for it, yep, kind of like a boxer does getting ready to
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be hitting the stomach, you know. Yeah, Yeah, I don't know.
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Maybe with a with a weaker man, Carry's strength and fork might have
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gone straight through him. I don't know. Yeah, because I climb ladders
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and I run and stuff like that, so it was not able to penetrate
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the gluteus maximus. That's truly a false statement, but it sounds like you're
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taking a deposition. Yeah, this dude cracked me up. But yeah,
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I thought it was interesting how the the girlfriend when when police showed up,
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the girlfriend had told police that it wasn't that big of a deal when she
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stabbed her boyfriend the butt with the fork. She says it was a light
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poke, whereas he complained, no, it was a full on stab.
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And that's when the police gave him tips on how to get a temporary restraining
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order. And meanwhile, Trey's thinking, oh, so she's about to be
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single. It seems like, you know, the litmus test for that would
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be, you know, if the fork stayed in the butt, then you
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know, I'd say it's a pretty severe sabbing. Yeah, I can agree
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with that, that's a full on stab. If it just kind of like
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broke the skin a little bit, that's just the tip. If you're having
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to tell responding officers it was just the tip and it didn't even stay in.
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But I think it's the hilarious that you assume he's going to call the
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cops and not just giggle the whole time. He's not wasting that phone call.
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I would on the other hand have, I would I would call I
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have no ass, so I would have to call. I would have to
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call for emergency services because you have clearly if it goes it's just whatever bone
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is there, like that's been bruised and or broken, depending on the fork.
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That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's that's yeah. I member,
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are we talking like a salad fork or one or is it the meat fork
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that use on Thanksgiving? Yeah? Exactly, because that would that would devastate
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me. Like I don't care. Uh, but like if it was like
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one of those like the little appetizer forks that's going straight, that's just going
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straight into my lower back. That's what I call my ass. It's just
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my it just goes in. It's just one straight. I mean, there's
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there's there's there's there's nothing there. It's it's it's it's it's very sad.
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I wish I had one. It would make sitting a lot easier. Eyes
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soup, but uh, probably more comfortable. Yeah, yeah, I have
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no butt. So my my heart goes out to all of those stabbed in
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theirs. Well, speaking of being stabbed in another region, Uh, women
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are paying five hundred dollars to get salmon sperm injected to boost their vaginas,
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which actually sounds like a power up in a video game when I say it
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that way. Women are paying five hundred dollars to get salmon sperm injected into
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their vaginas to boost their sex lives. Splain, splain, Well, I
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mean it's for older women, and well, okay, I'll explain some moret
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and an esthetic nurse who runs clinics in London, Liverpool and North Wales said,
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a lot of older women come to me and say they are not having
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any kind of sexual arousal anymore, so we do the O shot. They're
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reporting stronger and more frequent orgasms, increased natural lubrication, and greater sexual arousal.
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An O shot is a non surgical treatment intended to rejuvenate the vagina and
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increase sexual arousal, and it's alleged to typically show results after about two to
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four sessions and they cost five hundred dollars. Wow, that's wild. I
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mean it could be wild, uh Sam, but that's probably farm raised.
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it when you're smelling poopy around the house. Here's what I think. And
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I learned this a long time ago. I was I was in high school,
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and I was a food runner at Studio Movie Girl in PLANEO. And
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I came home from work one day and I told my dad Dad, this
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restaurant, the whole place smells like pooh. I said, why is that?
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He goes, let me know. I'll come walk around. And he
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walked around. He goes, you guys have so many floor drains, and
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the pea traps are probably dry, and the vapor barrier is broken, and
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sewer gases, sewer smell is probably leaking out through the floor drains. And
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I imagine in an opulent mansion on an island, they probably have a lot
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of outside floor drains for near pools or events. I would take a stab.
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I don't know, obviously, because I'm not there to say that.
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That that has even happened to me. I had a master bathroom that had
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a double vanity, one on one wall and one on a different wall.
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And I'm kind of a tall woman. I'm five't seven and my husband
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at the time was six foot tall, and so we both used his taller
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sink because I didn't want to crouch down to brush my teeth, and so
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we never used the lady's vanity in my bathroom. And one day I walked
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in and I was like whoo, and it came out, and I told
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my ex, I said, use the air freshenary, and he goes,
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I just got home and I was like, well, why is my bathroom
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smell like that? And I was like oh, And so I'm walking around
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like a psycho sniffing drains and I realized. I was like, it's the
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strain. The pea trap is dry. And so my advice to everybody,
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before you call me for a stinky drain is to run the water for five
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minutes. And I know this is a very controversial statement, but the Italian
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in me says, you drop a capful of olive oil in there, because
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it'll add a layer of lubricants in there that I think reseals it, and
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then I never had that problem again, and once a week I would just
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let the water run at that sink for thirty seconds. A simple fix on
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dot com. Do you guys remember I think it was actually a about a
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year ago in Las Vegas. She had all these UFO phenomenon going on,
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including the family that called the police because they said they thought they saw ten
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feet aliens or ten foot tall aliens running around their backyard, and the Las
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Vegas police shot up and like, yeah, we're kind of wondering what's going
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on, but we didn't want to go back there because the aliens. So
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News Nation, I guess the angle they're going on right now is they're supposed
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to be what Fox News started out with, which was supposed to be unbiased
35:32
news, and they've shifted over into covering any and all things aliens because they're
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the ones that had the the UFO whistleblower guy in the interview. And now
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on Ashley Banfield's show for Ashley Banfield, formerly of Fox four, they did
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an update. They sent a reporter out to talk to the guy that called
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nine to one one about these aliens in his backyard, and the update somehow
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got stranger than the initial call itself. All right, so I'm going to
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hand it over to this reporter from News Nation playing ketchup with the guy that
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called nine to one one about the aliens in his backyard. Right. The
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story goes that just about a year ago, the Ketmore family saw these mysterious
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unidentifiable creatures in their backyard right here behind me right. They said that they
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were ten foot tall creatures that they were standing there looking at him. They
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could see them breathing. Angel says that he was actually growling at him,
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freaking them out so much that they actually called nine to one one. Well,
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it turns out that these unidentified, unexplainable phenomenon didn't just stop at that
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night. Angel went into great detail with me during our one on one conversation
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about other paranormal activity that's been happening, but this time inside of their house.
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It goes beyond just seeing shadows and hearing whispers. These are really freaky
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things that he told me during our exclusive conversation. Take a listen. You
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mentioned paranormal activity. What exactly did you see? Well, I was in
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another room, my brother coming. There was an upside down cross and there
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was a Jesus set on it, Jesus out of the room across the room,
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and it was floating upslate down. Are you saying floating in the air.
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Yeah, like there it was floating upside down. What did you do?
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I mean, did you go pick it up? Did you knock it
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down. No, I didn't do nothing. I was just sitting there.
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It was crazy only what but how did it come back? It's not still
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floating right now, is it? No? No, it came down.
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So we got closer to it and then dropped it fell to the ground.
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A crucifix, Yeah, floating in the air, upside down. The Jesus
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on the crucifix had been ripped off and it was floating. And you can
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say definitively without lies, that that is what you saw. Yes, So
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it goes from as to now, uh, crucifix damaging aliens perhaps, And
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he's he's I mean, the reporter asked him. He's like, in no
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lies, No, I'm telling you the truth. Okay, Well, obviously
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I look the reporters like, it's not still floating, is it. We'll
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get your ass in there and check. Becky Oliver would have done that part
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first. What if Here's what nobody's prepared for. What if he was like,
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so, is it currently floating? And he's like yes, And the
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reporter just slowly looks back towards the camera like I don't get paid enough for
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this shit. Meanwhile, the photographer is like, I'm not going in there
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because he's thinking what you just said, Rosh, I don't get paid enough
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for this, but the reporter who makes more money. It's like you should
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go in there and hear, take this camera with you. I know everybody
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needs a first job, but like this is to be this reporter. Poor
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guy. This is this is this is network. I mean it's a new
39:04
network, but it's still network. And he's he's talking to a guy about
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fluting, crusive fixes and stuff. Yeah, but everybody, if you're watching
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the video, everybody looks ten feet talld to this dude. That is the
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guy does is uh he is certainly vertically challenged. He looks ten feet tall
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to this guy. All right, let's go back to the the eyewitness.
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Okay, and what about the Bible? What did you tell me about?
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Oh yeah, the Bible. So I was chilling, normal, So just
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a Bible just going like this, flipping the pages, flipping the pages.
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But it was like steady, like it wasn't because the error was steady,
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like somebody was holding it. As soon as I got close to it,
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it dropped again. Inside your house, not outdoors, no no wind factor.
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But the page is steadily turning on the Bible yeah, and you have
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the same justification for that as well. The months Yeah, I guess the
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money for the pages of the Bible were moving on their own. And an
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actual crucifix hanging upside down. Yeah, so you know, we have we
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had a couple of pieces come over to the house, payable the house and
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everything simpibly normal. Again, are you connecting all these things together? Everything
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you saw in your backyard are the things you've experienced over these past few months?
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Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I think so too. That have an
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explanation of what it is, you know, so pretty weird and to have
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no clue what it is. What did the priest say when they actually came
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to your house. They're saying that that might be fallen angels, like demons
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are fulling angels, somebody that fallen angels inside your home. Yeah, that's
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pretty creepy. How does it make you feel about living here? Still?
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Well? I feel good. You know, there's a lot of time priests
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come over and but yeah, with you know, whatever whatever happen unless you
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remain. I was pretty scary, man, I was pretty traumatizing someff like
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that. And someone check on that dog, please, That's what I'm saying.
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Nobody seems warmed. It just sounds like. It sounds to me like
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the bigger story is what's happening to that dog a few houses down, as
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opposed to the ethereal fallen angels in this dude's backyard. I would love if
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the camera just panned over and the dogs floating upside down from I think it
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moved two doors down. Sorry, just panned over and it's a chualla with
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red eyes just staring at you. A ten foot tall, red eyes staring
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at you, floating. Let's keep talking about the Bible page tall chihuahua floating
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in the air, red eyes flipping the pages of the Bible. It's got
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a new float for the Macy's Day parade. That's gonna be a tough rescue
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for palls in the city. I think that one's gonna be around for a
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while, my angel. It's really awkward. They can't exactly find a kendle
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that size. That's really fun. Would you take him on walks? Oh?
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Man? Oh what a day in the all right. I think I'm
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gonna have to get Aaron are Inport to draw that for us. I think
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we should commission him for that, and I'll stick it up over my shoulder.
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People can see that, and then we should get a life size When
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made and sent to this guy in Vacus, he calls News Nation. Come
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back, bro, it's here all right now. I'm now, we're leaving.
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I promise thanks for hanging out with us inside the treehouse. We'll see
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you next time.